New Rory & MAL - Episode 391 | Bumpy Johnson

Episode Date: July 25, 2025

Demaris got somewhere to be after we record, so Mal made sure to put her through the ringer to open the pod (3:40). Drake dropped a new track after we finished recording, but Rory and Mal speculated on what the public's reaction will be (14:00). Our fans were split on Tyler's new EP so Rory checks in to see if Mal changed his mind about it (20:38). Then, unfortunately we're reminded of one of the worst collab albums of all-time, and Rory's personal 9/11 - The Biggie Duets (30:48). Plus, Matt Leinart fumbling Rihanna got us revealing nicknames we use as contacts in our phones (43:00), Hunter Biden got Demaris wanting to try crack (58:57), and a caller gets real about a heartbreaking bomb her man is dealing with (1:22:24) #volume ** TIMESTAMPS MAY VARY DUE TO ADVERTISEMENTSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Something about the set seems different. Yo, it's like, Baby Dee, you know, she came in the day and I'm, you know, anytime Baby Dee going OT, I got her, you know what I'm saying. and like make sure she's straight. So it's one of the way it makes sure she didn't get stopped at TSA. Make sure no lithium batteries. Yeah, like you ain't got no lithium batteries in here, right, baby, D? Fuck. Nothing that's going to vibrate in here?

No, I left it at home. Y'all just reminded me. Okay, all right. The vibrator or the battery? Anyway, y'all are ridiculous. Put that to the side. Baby D got the carry on. You don't even want to wait for your shit to come up to carous.

Y'all be taking too long to record. I don't want to fuck around and miss my flight trying to check a bag. So I just- That's one quick little weakender right there. Yeah. We used to call those hoe bags. But you know. Now I carry on a whole bag. Yeah.

I mean, I didn't, I didn't, when I was born, that was already the thing, baby. I didn't create that narrative. No, I know a whole bag. That's not a hobbar. The large telfar is the whole bag. The what? The large or extra large tel far, holbag. Oh, yeah. For sure.

Anything that's like a tote? A little mini duffel bag, hole bag. Anything like a tote? Anything you could just put on your right here and walk in the house. and it's like a pair clothes and clean drawers. I respect it, though. I'd rather have the whole bag. That gets a bad.

It gets a bad monica like the whole bag. I respect that. Like that shows you're prepared. You know, if anything happens, you know, if I got to spend a night, never know. Never know. At least I can brush my teeth, shower, change my clothes. If you have plans that you know of, yes, you should always have a whole bag with you. But if you just pack a whole bag with no intention of who you're even meeting that night,

just like, you know what? Let me get some extra draws just in case I meet a whore. and stay over. Yeah. You a ho. That's some ho shit. Yeah, but that's what it is. That's what it's supposed to be.

Yeah, we're going to the club tonight. All right, hold on. Let me pack some socks. Let me pack some socks. Like, God, what type of time are you on? Oh, I love it. Baby D going out of town. That's all good, though.

She's prepared. She couldn't be prepared. Got her carry on. You know what I'm saying? She's ready to walk right through T. And you got, and you got clear, don't you? Pete's just sent me a coupon, actually. What coupon?

For Clear. I don't have Clear. He sent me a coupon. for it. So you're about to get right through. Right through. Well, now that we take your sneakers off. LGA, I ain't even do JFK. It's too much, you know, surface area to cover. And them quick flight show on a JFK. Yeah, you go to LaGuardia. Yeah. That's, that's quick. That's a quick flight. Will there be somebody waiting with the sign that says Baby D on it or? No. No, you know who will be waiting. You know who'll be waiting. A driver will be waiting for me. That's,

I'm not, just kept, ice man is dropping. No, you're the ice queen. Ice man about to pick you off from the airport. Iceman parking, that's what he's doing. He's about to park and meet you at the... He in that cell phone lot right now. Hell yeah, man. We are back sponsored by Boost Mode.

Unlimited Talk, Texan Data. Are you on the new Rory Mall Twitter? Like, do you have the login? I think I do. Have you ever just been on our timeline? I understand my timeline based on the things that I like and look. On my personal one. Who's ever on this shit is horny as fuck.

It's nothing but ass naked women on the new Royal Mall timeline. Trey. That's what's supposed to be on that. See, we don't know. Trey could have an assistant. We don't know. Trey can have, all right, man. Don't put that on Trey.

Okay. Every time I open this before we record to look through, see if anything's trending or happening, it's just nothing but ass and tits. That's right on brand. That's what we need. I'm like, who is hitting like on this shit. Ass and tits. That's what we need.

On brand. Mall, rack of the day, volume 113 is the first thing that pops up on the 4U tab of the new Roy and Mall. Volume 113? Who was 112? I want, I need all the volumes. That's where the players dwell. Who was 112? We're not going to have this type of, this type of episode.

It's horny Fridays, baby, D. All right? What you want us to do? It's horny Friday. Not all of us are going out of town. Yeah, everybody ain't going out of town. You know what I'm saying? Okay.

Y'all are putting a lot of assumption in sauce on shit. Are you going out of town? I'm going out of town? That's what we said? Yeah. That's all we said. You putting some shit on it. We said everybody ain't going out of town.

That's what we said. But where are you going? Home. Same place you went. Same place you went last week. Stand up and show your outfit and let us know if you were home. Chill, chill, chill, chill. Chill, chill.

I got the legs out today. Yeah, I see you got the legs. I ain't never seen your legs before. They're smooth. You ain't never see my leg. I ain't never see my leg before. Yo, baby, Dee, you be waiting. You were that type of chair.

I ain't never seen. You never seen my legs, baby, Dee. No, you have. I don't know if I have either. You do have nice calves. Hold on, hold on, come on, come on, see, see, don't make it gay. All right, now, baby, Dee. Baby, you see my, I want your shorts, much.

I can't compliment your man's legs. I can't do balances. Which ones is those? Put your foot up in the camera. Let me see. Baby, Dee, we're not doing this. Put your leg up on the table. With the Illuminati socks.

Baby Dee, if you stand up right now, you're breaking the net. Don't do it. So, let's how we do. How are we doing it? All right, you got it. I'm standing out. Because they're not the only one with the legs out there. Yeah, you got the legs out.

Yeah, you got the cheeks. this cheek in the day. What you've been doing? Squads? We did do a hundred a night? Nah. A hundred a night crazy. Baby Dee been doing 100 squats a night before she go to sleep. I petrified her when she got off the elevator. I turned around. I said, oh, you got the legs out. She fucking jumped up like I was about to attack her. I ain't going to make her stand up. But just no fellas, baby Dee got the yams out today. I can't stand out today. She going to that airport. I don't know she's going get through TSA with them shorts on.

I don't know. Peas walk up. Just know everyone you like walk past in the little area is just going to look back on the plane the entire time. I have sweatpants because as mall because I couldn't come in here and go to the airport knowing that mall

hates people who wear shorts on the plane. Sayy. Shorts on the plane is the only thing worse than shorts on the plane is snakes on the plane. I see the, yeah. Shorts on the plane is crazy. Absolutely. I don't know how people wear shorts on the airplane.

Yeah. Shorts, flip-flops. I'm like, yo, your toes out on the wheel. It's not okay how hot it is where you going. Like it's all where you head it. Like it's, Yeah. You could put some sneakers and some sweatpants on. It's okay.

Well, I bought, but I bought some of reasons, merch, so I'm going to throw those on. Oh, he asked me for my size, but I never got. Well, I bought mine. I actually went and hit purchase to support my friends. Gotcha. You got sweatpants? Yeah, they're nice too.

They fire. Fire. Shout out the reason. No, see. And hypothetically, if Demaris was going to go see, somebody in Atlanta, which she's not. If I went to go pick a girl out from the airport and she got on reason sweats, that's going to be a fight in the car.

What? How do you even know who the fucking reason is? First of all, that's fucked up. I thought I was your friend. But, nah, if my girl come out the fucking gate with some reason sweats, why? It's going to be my 13th reason. I'm supporting my, if I was a regular girl, then fine.

But I'm on a hip-hop entertainment podcast. I'm supposed to know who rappers are. And support you. Do you know him in real life? Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to lie. My girl know a rapper in real life

and then she got his sweats on. Yeah. Okay. I'm just saying it's going to be a conversation in the car in the way that Aunt Anne and used to get a pretzel. I got Bree Steven's shirt on. I wear, when we have,

when we know people that do merch, I wear, I had emotional oranges sweats like all of our friends. I support our friends. No, that's cool. Support. But we still don't have to talk about the reason sweats, though. I fuck with Bree too, but I don't really understand what that.

That's to do what we talk about right now. Yeah, yeah, Greece. That's the Peebles right there, but still, like, reason sweats. We got to get to the sweats. It's all on them. And Emotion Orange is a group. Yeah. Nah, reasons are just one rapper.

Yeah. That's specific. A gangster rapper. Yo. You know, the boy, man, he's a gangster rapper. Like, I've heard his music. Merch's on sale right now. Speaking of merch.

Merch is on sale. We do have a few pieces left. Buy, buy your girl. Some shirts. Buy some shirts, some teas to sleep in. cooking, you know, do the womenly stuff from around the house. Nah, because if your girl pull up to the airport with the Rory and all merch on, like. Fire.

I mean, she tapped into the culture. Yeah. That's right. She's in tune. Yeah, she just, you know. She's in the podcast. And that's all that. But a girl wearing some rapper sweats?

Yeah, yeah. I am a rapper. At this point. Nah, you niggas run through way more bitches than the rappers do. I ain't even going to let y'all get that off. That's sad if that's the truth. Y'all run through way more bitches. I mean, we ill.

What you want for me? I'm talking shit, but did I tell you guys the time I was traveling with a woman seven, nine, whatever years ago it was. And her carry-on was like the exclusive OVO Jordan collab where they only made like 10 of them. I think I remember you mentioned in that. That was a quiet ride. Why? We got to the hotel bar like before we were boarding and she put her back.

Like I finally looked at her bag and I saw like the, you know, the engraved owl and Jordan shit. And I was like, hmm. I think they only made a few of those. That's an exclusive piece right there. Yeah, she got the exclusive. I may have had an attitude on the plane. I mean, naturally. I can understand that.

That's, that's, that's, well within your rights to have a little feeling. I just feel like there's way other, like, carry-on bags you could do. Like, when you was packing, maybe just do a different one for our trip. Yeah. Charlene home my head. Nothing beats a J-2 holiday. Darling. That's what we heard as soon as he saw that home.

Darling, hold my head. And what's fucked up is I'm a gentleman. I will carry a lady's bag, but I ain't touch that shit the whole trip. Yeah, you ain't want to hold that. Nah, that's crazy. See, that's crazy. You can carry that. Why?

You can carry the OVO luggage. It's all good. No, I'm cool. Exclusive piece. Exclusive piece for the exclusive. If it was mine. That's tough. I hear you on that.

Oh, that's, you was jealous because you ain't have one. That's what it was. No. I was jealous that she was had. Yeah. I don't think that's what he was mad at, baby. Definitely not. Yeah, I don't think.

I didn't need it. It was a great bag, but I didn't need it. But, you know. Well, speaking to OVO, Iceman is dropping another. His name is Drake. Please. I mean, Iceman album. Yeah, but his name is Drake.

Okay, Drake is dropping another release from the Ice Man Project. Yes. Tonight, when we're recording this Thursday. So tonight, 9 p.m., Drake will be dropping. And I like this drops that Drake is doing. I like what he's doing this. Do we think it's going to be, like, episode, two the way he did the first one?

Like with the video and... Yeah. So video, live stream type of thing. Yeah. I think that's a safe assumption. I think that's the way that he's releasing these songs from this project. And I think it's dope.

I think it's, you know, for artists of his magnitude to just try something different as far as the way he's releasing his shit and going into like a music video. Like, I think that's dope. I just hope he doesn't put guns in the video again because that was very tone deaf. Oh, my God. How dare he?

His guns in the video and hip, Shout out to our guy, DJ head, man. That was a wildest tweet. This is toned. No, it's a rap video. Oh, man. What did he mean by this is tone deaf? I mean, there's definitely a gun problem in our country.

Do you think that that's what he meant by that? Oh, I mean, I guess. I assume there was probably a mass shooting that day. There's one every day. That's not what I assumed he meant by that at all. Oh, what do you think? I don't know exactly. I don't want to put words in DJ's head's mouth,

but I think it was more towards how people or how DJ Head assumes that people feel about Drake at the moment as far as like culture shit, gangster shit. I don't think it had anything to do with. Oh, I mean, it was on the photo from the video of him next to all like the guns that was laid out. So I mean, I assumed he was talking about specifically all those guns that were laid out. Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't know. I would have to ask DJ Head. We can ask him.

Oh, my death. Either way. Yo, y'all be sitting here trying to have the most eloquent conversation. Just say that shit was stupid, man. That's what I would say. That's what I would say. That's stupid shit. Shut.

You're a tone deaf. Ed. What the hell are you talking about? No, I do. That's why I love Jeremy and DJ head because they, I feel like they're just learning more and more. Remember when Jeremy found out that hip hop was misogynistic? Mm-hmm. Well, Drake invented misogyny in hip-huh.

Yeah. Yeah. You know. It's good to see people just learning things about the culture in real time. I respect that. I mean, have you ever seen a Bobby Schmert of video? Yeah, I mean, tone deaf. Fucking with you guys, we love DJ Head and Jeremy.

I hope this is the record that he played at Wireless with Central C. Okay. Saw some of y'all killing that record. I don't know why the fuck, maybe just because it's fun to do that now to Drake, but that record was fire. Listen, man, especially that beat switch, even C got off. Like, I thought that snippet was fire. I assume it's that one because that's the only shit he played at Wireless. So, but that does mean Drake has officially chosen sides against America.

Well, he's on tour right now in the UK. Yeah, but nah. You said that shit that you said at Wireless. Now you're putting out a record with Central C. Like, joiner. It's Tom. Just Drake. Join her?

Yeah. He's representing America. And Drake has chosen sides. Joiner is Captain America. He's tough. Captain America versus Iceman. Holy shit. Who's this DC or Marvel?

Who's doing this? this movie. Ice Man is what? He's D.C., right? He's not Marvel. Aiden Ross is doing this movie. That was funny, bro. That was funny. I hope Trump.

Ice Man is Marvel? Okay. I hope Trump gets us Canada, man. I'm for that now. Become another state? Yeah. Because then Drake has to walk everything back because now you're American. Okay. You're on our side now.

51st state. Either way, Iceman 2 episode tonight, Well, episode two tonight, not Iceman 2, Ice Man episode two tonight. Who? Well, last night. I mean, they know we're recording. What did I miss was what?

Three weeks ago? It's a quick turnaround. To me, this feels like an album is coming. Yeah. Fort Laia. So I feel like if he's on this cycle of releasing a new record already when they're still working that one and that shit's on Billboard, like to me this feels like there will be an album by next month.

back-to-back records they have videos like this feels like this is prepared and ready to go like maybe about it in the summer

yeah I could see some I can see the album that feels right I always I always feel like Drake albums are best like give us the song

the single in the summer but then the album like once the summer starts tapering off yeah no Drake makes good fall music too yeah you know

I'm excited for it but everyone will kill it on the internet because it's fun. Kill the song? Oh yeah. I mean, I think that's, we know what was happening now. I mean, it is what it is. But either way, looking forward to it, like the way Drake is doing these things,

I think it's for artists of his magnitude to be, you know, try releasing music this way and doing something different at this point in his career. I think it's dope. Do you think Drake replies to the clips and puts Steph Curry in his video? No. You don't think that'll happen? No, I don't think that'll be like a. NBA off?

Nah. Like, nah, I know NBA players too. I just, I don't think that's going to happen. Okay. Yeah, I don't see it. But Steph Curry, he was on,

he was talking to our guy, Speedy. Yeah. Speedy asked him about, you know, when the Dream Team, it was during the Olympics, a video clip of,

Steph Curry came out of him responding to, I guess, the DJ at the arena playing not like us. And Steph was kind of annoyed with it. It was saying, yo,

this is not the only song that we play We listen to him in America. And obviously, Steph has a personal connection to Drake as well. His wife and one of Drake's closest friends are cousins. So, you know, he spent some time around, some personal time around Drake. So, you know, he admitted, like, yeah, it was some personal things, too. Like, I just didn't want to hear that.

But it was also the truth. Like, I was just tired of hearing that song. Yeah. Didn't want to keep hearing that record. So, I mean, no, Steph picked aside. I don't think he had a choice, honestly. but I also don't really care what NBA players have to say

about this anymore. About the records? It's about this in general. Not just everyone, myself included. But I get it. Steph's sticking up for his family. Here's my thing when I give music takes now. I don't mind that the internet will bully me.

We've been in this for a long time. I'm used to that. It's when my own friends text me and bully me after I give music takes on this podcast. The amount of text messages I got from people saying there's no way you actually like this Tyler album and arguing me down of you hate this album, just bullying me the entire week. Well, I'm glad I didn't because I was definitely going to call you after I listened to it

another two times and was like, yo, you really love this album? Because I don't think, I don't, I just don't think that it's possible. And again, sometimes I'm ignorant to things. I don't think it's possible to love the clips album and love this Tyler project. Why? I don't think a person that loves that clips album. Oh, the clips album is far better. Don't get me wrong.

But that's my thing. I don't know how you could love that album and also love this. And again, no shade to Tyler. But I just, just effort. Just this latest release. It just didn't speak to it. It didn't stick to me. Like, I'm just not feeling it.

So for you to say you love the clips and then say, yeah, I love this Tyler John. I'm like, oh, so you don't got a type. You just. Oh, with music. Whoever's the, whoever's the newest thing on the blog. I am the weekend whole bag for all music. Well, I respect that. Absolutely.

Own it, I respect that. But I did give it some more listens. I still love 8 through 10. I'm starting to hate the bust of flip on the intro. I don't really like that Ferrell verse on the intro either. But it's still a cool record to just throw on. Like, if I'm in the car this week, I've just put it on. And it's been fine background music.

I think it's at the bottom of Tyler's disogra. but I don't hate it. Okay. It's not going to be in my album of the year conversation, but it's good. It's at the bottom of Tyler's discography. It won't be in your album of the year conversation, but you love it. There's been great music this year. So, I mean.

And you think this is some of it because you love it. Yeah. There's albums that I liked last year that I didn't put in my albums of the year that. True. They don't, they don't, yeah, they don't make that. And typically Tyler always. makes one or two when he puts something out for my albums of the year. So, yeah, this is probably the first Tyler album where I'm not going to be like,

this is top five of the year. Is it possible you're like tolerating and you kind of like it? I'm not hearing that you love it. I'm not hearing that. Yeah, it's cool. It's cool. That's what I'm getting. Okay.

That's where the you love it. And honestly, that could fade off and maybe I'll never go back to it again. And then I'll come in here and say that. I said that about the Travis album, the last one that came out, not the Jack Boy. shit, but whatever was euphoria, you tell people, whatever fucking last one he did. I came in here and said, I love that shit. After a week, I never went back to it again.

Does that mean you love it? No. Okay. So I don't think you love this Tyler Project. I don't see. I do not think you love this Tyler. I like it. Okay. I'm not going to, you know, I can't tell you what you like or don't like. But I just don't, again, I fuck with Tyler. Tyler's dope. Again, I think he's probably underrated his discography and the

the dope shit that he's done and created. Just this project. I mean, listen, Jordan has sneakers that are trash, right? I mean, it happens. You put out something that's not, it don't really land, it don't really stick to certain people. It doesn't mean that you're any less of a great artist

or anything like that. I just don't, this project is just not for me. I saw someone on Twitter say, it may have been better if this was delivered as a visual album. Maybe we would have, I like when people say shit like that.

Maybe we would have viewed it differently. We gotta see it. You can't really, we don't want, you can't hear it. You got to see the music. okay yeah no still not for me for me only speaking for me my taste level this just is not this isn't for me there i gotta stop saying all this shit is trash that's disrespectful now you know i don't want to be i'm not tyler can never make anything that's trash but uh see now you're gonna

get me to see you're trying to pull all right you're right no no continue because as an artist i don't want to you know i understand what it takes to create things anything when you're a creator and you're an artist. So I don't want to disrespect that process to any artist or created. So I got to stop saying things are trash. Yeah. Because that's just like I don't want to come across disrespectful. That's not the type of person I am.

But this just isn't, I'm not going to ever probably. I listened to it. I listened to it two more times though because I told you I would. It just didn't, I didn't feel no different about it. It's fine if it didn't resonate. Yeah, it's just not for you. It's just above it goes. Yeah.

I mean, maybe it did. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. I'm with that too. Maybe it's just not, you know, it went over my head. You didn't understand? I get it. I'm, I'm on board with that. I'm definitely on board with that. I know our listeners were split on the entire thing as well, outside of all my friends bullying me.

Listeners did too. I see where he's coming from, but I also think that's pretty much every Tyler album is better on a relist. I guess we're all kind of used to Tyler talking about something really real on all these albums and this one. He's not really doing that. I actually get that point. There isn't a lot of like, depth or substance at all in the lyrics for the Tyler Project. That's why there's like a fun record. I do agree with, it's the name Brendan Waterman. I agree with you. Brennan Waterman would. This is a Brennan Waterman type of comment. I don't know that. Who left that comment? Brendan Waterman. All right, Brendan Waterman. Well, I relistened Brendan and yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm cool. Do we have any other, it's better, it's better than some sexy songs album.

I'm always going to turn redder than me No, I'm not. Get Busy Leon. Great. Thank you for that. Get Busy Leon. I'm not saying that my Twitter handle is that cool either, but get busy Leon is a wild fucking Twitter name. Listen, man.

I understand. I want to know how Leon get busy. Who named him that? No, you should ask him in the comments. Why he's spelling B-I-Z-Y? Come on. You know what that mean. Yeah.

You want them to sell B-U-S-Y? That ain't the same busy Yeah That's a busy body Yeah exactly So you do not think that It's better than The Drake and party next to the other.

No, I'm just I'm asking I'm gonna, I'm answering you No, Rory I ain't say it No, Rory, I do not think it's better than some sexy songs for you I do not, no

Absolutely Taj Mahal Triple Entangra You didn't even see that Uh huh Said she loved it Gives me straight 90s vibe I hear no 90s vibe

in that album whatsoever. With insane Neptune's beats, it made me dance, which was the point. Yeah. Thank you for that, Taj Mahal. Yo, you're just going to agree with everybody. Yo. I just said thank you. You saw like the therapist when she said, thank you for sharing that with me.

Listen, if this album makes you dance and makes you feel good and it's great. I'm not here to argue that. Listen, if that's what it did for you, amazing. Cool. It didn't do that for me. That's all I'm saying. It did none of that for me. I didn't get 90s vibes when insane Neptune beats.

I didn't get that energy from that. No, I didn't. I mean, she was basically saying that this is like Nori Super Thug. Okay. If that's what it did for Taj Mahal, listen, man, I'm here to let music do what it's going to do for people. This is her only book for Cuban links. Let it be that. If you think about it.

This is her purple tape. I get it. If you really think, you have to think, though. I totally understand. I get it. I totally get it. Well, I did say last week, as long as. Tyler didn't have the number one album, might be cool.

And it looks like Tyler is going to have the number one album this week, which is absolutely fucking crazy. All right. This take, I do understand. We're being shoved this bullshit because it's Tyler. Yeah. But here's my issue when people have those types of comments. They're right, but Tyler's earned that right.

Yeah, like we'll give artists passes that have had a decade of amazing shit. Well, let's see what he said. Agreed. We've been shoved this B.S. That's because it's Tyler and he got weight in the game now. But other than that, other than the way it's been packaged and marketed to us, the music is painfully mid. And it's the same tricks he's been doing in his previous work in a lower quality way. Damn, he ate that up.

Okay. As somebody that likes the project, he is completely right. It is definitely a lower quality of Tyler production. The music is painfully mid? I don't think, I don't painfully, no, I was never, I was never in pain once. Okay. But by Tyler's standards, comparing himself to only himself, this would be considered a mid-Tyler album. That's, but see, that's my thing, though, because you sit here and you say, like, oh, it's on the, for you, it's on the bottom of Tyler's discography.

And then you understand a comment, like, this gentleman left, like, the music is. I mean, I have Nostradamus pretty low on Nause's discography. I still listen to it. You don't have it at the bottom, though. Uh, it's probably between Nostradamus and Streets Disciple, maybe. And I actually love Street's Disciple, but it's low. It didn't need to be a double disc. Okay.

His guy's good. Blueprint 2 is at the bottom for me, and I still listen to it. Something always has to be at the bottom. Like, every great artist, like, there's, they, somebody, everybody has a worse album. Like, not every album can be the best album, so. No, that, 100%. I just think that this is Tyler's work. project. I agree. That doesn't mean it's not good though. Just because this is worst project.

No, true. You're right. You're right. To some people, I mean, listen, some, some guy thought it was better than some sexy songs for you. The other one said it was 90s. Like, I get it. Music speaks to people differently. I mean, the same way some people eat at certain restaurants, but this food is amazing. I go to that same restaurant, but that's the worst shit I've ever. We'll eat. Taste, taste levels of difference. This is his bigie duets. To some part, to somebody, it might be. It's just, it's just at the bottom. To somebody. I still listen to 1970 something.

Yeah. I get it. The Biggie duets? I totally understand. Who like, I know Puff was just on trial, but we need to bring them back. This is. I totally understand.

I get it. I understand. What the fuck was Biggie duets? And why, why do we never revisit Biggie duets? Like, we just move on like that never happened. You're not going to disrespect nasty girl, though. We had the song already. So what?

got better it got better y'all don't y'all think it got worse nasty girl yeah yep really

yeah huh and I haven't listened to that in a minute but yeah I'm gonna have to go back and listen today you can't play it

because we're you know no I'm not I'm not gonna play it I'm saying I think the only one that I ever went back to that they flipped was the 1970 something shoot with game but it was also weird

because Biggie would never do a song with game so why are we doing this yeah it wasn't like low bow wow on that shit there was so many random duets on that i just don't feel like we spoke about and you had the nerve to call duets the final chapter let's open the book again we shouldn't do that to big this is not the final chapter yeah come on man who was on there i can't see some of those features

t i slim thug well i love all these artists that are are featured here but why is there a biggie song with Snoop Ludacris, Faith, and Bobby Valentino. Oh, Jesus. Come on. Yeah, that's a little, yeah, we didn't need that one. Again, I'm trying, Pete, I'm trying something new. I'm trying to call Art Trash. I'm trying.

I'm trying. Just trying. Micasa with R. Kelly and Charlie Wilson. Now, because I can understand how, you know, they got to that. Of course. and Uncle Charlie. Yeah. And rated R.

I get it. But we didn't need that either, though. But we definitely needed wake up featuring corn. Put him back on trial. Yeah. Put him back on trial. We just skip past Biggie Duets and never brought it up again. This is offensive.

He has a... Wait a minute. Because now all of this is coming back to me. This was 0.5? Yeah. It's a song when they were Tupac and Nas. How Tupac on it?

He's still alive in Cuba. That was a fresh verse. I mean, how did you get right to the Tupac and Nas song and not go past Big Pun, Fat Joe, and Freeway? Yeah. Careful. It's really bad.

All these people are amazing. Love them. But, like, what are we doing? Who? Well, we know we know who executive produced it. But who else worked on this project? You want everybody in jail?

No, I go. There's one name in particular that I'm almost positive had none of do with this and that's D.Dot. Like, I don't think D.DOT. You think D.DOT is ever showing up to this session? Okay, no. EdDOT's name is not on it. Yeah, okay. But everybody else's is, God damn.

What did Juss doing this? Static Major? Yeah, God damn. Oh, you know, Stevie was in there getting busy for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stevie probably named the album. Stevie walked in there with his bass guitar and was like, you know what, I have an idea.

Let's get Bob Marley on this. I don't know, you know what it is. I just don't know if Rory should be saying that. Like his white face shouldn't be saying this, but he's right, though. Damn, just. Damn, just. Call your man, Joe. What was he thinking?

Yeah, why would Jess do that? He was young, right? No. No. No, father. He was already a legend. Are you kidding me? But then, how do you say no?

No. Yeah. Like, nah, man. Just something just don't feel right with this. Okay. But let's say like you get the call a bit later than everyone and Puff and Stevie on, you know, three-way pitching it to you. And you say, well, I already have Eminem, JZ, big pun. And just name all.

He's like, well, if I say no, I'm going to look fucking nuts. Yeah, that's just, wow. I'm going to go back and listen to this project. I just got to hear the music again. I don't remember listening to it and I was just like, obviously wasn't in love with it. But I need to hear it now in 2025. 20 years later. Isn't Mob Deep already on beef?

What's beef? Do they just remix it? Yeah, I don't know what that is. That might be the wrong track list. Yeah, that might be the wrong. track list. No, no, it's there, yeah. Havoc, yeah. You know what Biggie's catalog was missing in Acon Hook?

Yeah. Nasty times. I totally understand. Rest and peace to Ms. Wallace, why she fucking hated Puff's guts. Yeah, I get it. Look at the legacy. I wonder what we would put on the Rory duets. Like, if you die and I got a little bit of unreleased music hiding from you,

which I do have a lot in my phone. I still got listened to it. just please please pair Twista and Bone Thugs together for me whatever you do let that be my dime Let me see Okay but hear me out My final chapter

Hear me out hear me out At the crossroads Just remix crossroads Put Uncle Charlie on that shit Because I'm with him Hear me out Hearing twist back in 2005 Thinking twist the bone thugs

That don't sound kind of like a hmm I want to hear it Yes Give me the Twista and Bone Thugs song that has nothing to do with the notorious BIG Okay that makes sense.

With verses that we already have that are already on two classic albums. You didn't need that. Yeah. You didn't need that. Some things are better left. Just leave it alone. You don't need that. Like, I really needed to give me the lute verse again, but please make sure Luda's on it.

I'm dragged. I'm sorry. I fucking hate this album so much. No, I get it. I forgot that album came out. I'm going to be honest. I forgot that album even existing until you. I'll never forget.

Yo, damn, it's 9-11. That's your 9-11. That's definitely your 9-11. Never forget where you were. No, for sure. In 05, I was screaming outside of the Virgin Music Store that the terrorists are winning. Oh, man. Well, in the more sad news, we've lost two more legends since we've recorded.

Rest and peace to the legend, Ozzy Osbourne, legendary artists, legendary rock artist, pioneer, some of the greatest rock music ever. If you don't know Ozzy Osbourne, I'm guaranteeing you know. some of his music. And we lost him. He was dealing with. He had some health issues over the years, battling Parkinson's disease, I believe.

So we lost the legendary Ozzy Osbourne. So rest of the piece, Ozzy Osbourne, prayers and condolences to the Osbourne family. And just this morning, waking up, lost another one of my childhood legends and heroes. Hulk Hogan passed away at the age of 71, I believe. He didn't particularly care for you, but yeah. I'm figuring this all.

I did not know that Hulk Hogan died. I literally just figured that out when y'all said that. Yeah. I found out in the group chat when y'all put it there. That was the first wrestler I ever really paid attention to. I used to really, really like Hulk Hogan. My first stuffed animal, I even remember bringing it to kindergarten with me because they allowed you to bring a stuffed animal was Hulk Hogan.

It was like a big Hulk Hogan that was like this. It was my favorite stuffed animal. Oh, my God. Yeah. That was my first, like, stuffed animal that I'd just never let go of. I mean, I know. My mom probably still has it somewhere in storage. He's like a racist and whatnot, but.

That's always wild when you have to say that. Yeah, you know, but like at the same time, Hulk Hogan is Hulk Hogan. Like, that's, wow. Look at the things that we'll just go past racism because of all the shit they did. I mean, it's Hulk Hogan. It's so crazy because when Josh,

Josh is over there crying. Sorry. Look at the things we'll look past. Like, you know what? Listen, when Josh. He used the hardy are a lot. But he was, great actor. When Josh wrote

in the group chat about Ozzy Osbourne, I'm like, damn, like who next? Like, who's next? And he was like, Def Comes in Threes. That's crazy that it ended up being Hulk Hogan. Was it last episode or the one before that when we were talking about reality TV history and Last Patreon? Yeah.

Available now. We didn't bring up Ozzy. Pioneer in reality to play. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. And Quietest kept Hulk Hogan too. Didn't he have a family reality show? Yeah. Yeah. I think that's when they leaked the N-Worth, they had the footage. I don't think it was on the reality show.

I think that was still recording. I don't think it was like, I don't, I think that was after the show. It was something to do with his daughter, I feel like. Yeah. I think his daughter was dating a black guy, something like that. Something like that, I think. You mean the guy with the handlebar mustache and bandana on his head didn't want his blonde, blue-eyed daughter dating a black man?

No way. I mean, you know, either way, incredible, incredible icon, incredible legend in Hulk Hogan. A lot of, you know, that we know today, the Rock, Steve Austin, none of these guys, I think, exist without somebody like Hulk Hogan. This was like a huge, when this hit my phone, I was like, wow, like, Hulk Hogan, like, you know what I'm saying? You don't think about that. Like, Monday, Hulk Hogan, you're going to wake up and hear that Hulk Hogan died. Like, that's just like a huge,

huge icon. Growing up in the 80s, every kid watched wrestling and Hoke Hogan was probably every kid's favorite wrestler. So rest and peace, Hulk Hogan. prayers and condoluses to the Hogan family. And again, rest in peace, Ozzy Osbourne. And it is being reported that the legend in the icon Malcolm Jamar Warner passed away while swimming with his daughter in Costa Rica. So that's terrible, terrible tragedy. Again, continue prayers to the Warner family and rest in peace to the legends. Malcolm Jamar Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Hulk Hogan.

Quiet as kept, one of my favorite Hogan moments was one of my favorite Hogan moments was one of the last one. when he fucked his best friend's wife. And that story leaked? Love Sponge. Love Sponge? Bubba the Love Sponge. That was his name, Bubba the Love Spong. Oh, wait, that's who's wife?

Yo. You think of radio. Yeah. And if I remember that story correctly. The things that Peas remember is crazy. Bubba the Love Sponge. Have you ever watched, I don't know, the podcast interview of when he explained this whole situation of Hulk Hogan fucking his wife? Mm-hmm.

Like, I think. I think Hulk Hogan was just like down on. This is the best best friend a man could have. Yeah. He went to his wife like, listen, man, Hope going through it a little bit. You mind giving him some pussy than that? Listen, man, it's what brothers are for me. But I can find another way to help you.

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Got some shit on your lip. That shit on your lip got some shit on your lip. That shit on your lip got some shit on your lips. Damn. That's, yo, you're talking about bad timing. You got a date with Rihanna and then you get a fucking blister. Oh, I'm killing a grandparent. Something's happening for me to push that date.

Somebody's dying in my story. You got to cut the lip. Cut the blister off the lip. Cut the blister off the lip. You got to put a lighter to a knife and cut the blister off the lip, bro. You got to. Just go with a mandate. You got to go.

But that's like some bold shit. And even people have had lip blisters. Doesn't mean it's herpes. It's like anything like that. But to go on a date with that shit on your lip is the boldest thing I've ever seen. imagine sitting across from somebody like oh before we talk you have something on your lip like can we just dress this before we talk yeah before this starts working out and we get to know each other

like what is what's going on there I think it's a fair question to ask somebody on a date yeah but not Rihanna nah dog you had it cancel you gotta cancel you there's no way you can let Rihanna see you like that I'm canceling that that's crazy I might fake kill my own mother in that stories but the bigger hold on but before we get to the shit on your lip Matt I wasn't familiar with his game how did he even get to the point where he had a date of Rihanna

let's not act like Matt Liner's not Matt Liner like and if this was especially Listen who's that liner see can you guys tell me Perfect I'm a girl and I'm like But that's perfect though you just have no one of the most eligible bachelors from USC at one time in all of Los Angeles Okay Yeah he was a big deal okay

Hose was moving Reggie Bush out the way to get to him. Okay. What does he look like? Josh, can you pull him up, please? Gorgeous, man. He is a unit, too. He's not quite Brady unit, but. No, don't act like you ain't think number 11 was getting hos.

Oh, no, man was out there in the U.S. He was in U.S. taking him down, for show. For sure. Got that contract. Because, I mean, that was probably around the time Rihanna came out, right? that was like 0-0-2-3 early 2000s for sure yeah yeah you don't think on the replay is not going on a date with that latter like that's just now I'm saying that type of fumble is legend that's the that's the biggest fumble in history right there that might be that might be the

biggest fumble in history I mean because you had a blister on your lip like oh my it can't be any it doesn't get worse than that and you're you. You know Rihanna said something immediately. That's so big of a fumble. If he said that, like, in conversation, like right here, I wouldn't even believe him. I'm like, imagine saying anything, honestly. That's how big that fumble was, like, that did not happen. The universe doesn't hate you that much.

Like, the day you have a date with Rihanna, you wake up and it's a blister on your lip. Wow. Is there, I mean, do they have, like, lip makeup or something? There's not. He could have been. You just can't go, bro. You got to just fumble. Just hope that.

it's dimly lit and she won't see it. But do you tell Rihanna? Why you got to cancel? Nah. You make up something. Yeah. Just a kill a family member. You got a cold.

You got a bad cold. A bad cold? That ain't going to cancel the date with Rihanna over no bad cold. I'm going to show up coughing. Sneezing at the table. Yeah, I'm showing up coughing, headache, all of that. I'm not canceling a date with Rihanna because I got a cold. I'm a fucking football player.

Are you kidding me? Like a cold? A stomach virus? I'd rather Rihanna think I was shitting. myself then I had a piece. You heard what silly said nothing but death could keep me from it. Yeah. The only way I'm from, I died.

That's the only reason I didn't go on the day with Rihanna. I'm dead. I woke up dead. You can't wake up dead. I woke up dead. Not canceling no date with Rihanna. You couldn't need. For a cold?

Fuck no. Bump on your lip. It's because there's no, what are we going to? We can't not talk about this bump on your lip. And then what do you tell Rihanna? Like, yo, I was kissing some girl last night. shit got crazy because that bump on your lip shit

we don't talk about that like what is that mall I'm just saying I've never had that mall all right no mind thank you you bitch your tongue

you a pussy you a pussy I bit the shit out my tongue in my sleep my shit still hurt and your sleep I don't like you know there's one of those things

you just jump in your sleep I bit the shit out my my tongue's still numb on the left side did it bleed hell yeah I taste I didn't get up though it woke me up by my sleep and I was like fuck it I just went back to sleep like but I throbbing tongue throbbing tongue felt like I had a pulse a heartbeat in my tongue you ever

about to eat some pussy and have to ask girl that's that's an ingrown right yeah what's up man everyone quiet like yeah I'm the only one I'm the only one what you're going through man you're all right because I know you ain't ask her y'all lying like shit because I know you ain't ask her that I know you kept licking he just put his thumb on it and just get me. I just won't lick in that area. You just put a... You're covering it for yourself is insane.

He put his thumb on it to kill. You nasty-ass white boy, he just put your thumb on it and kept licking. Listen, man. No blitzers on the lip. Woke up good. Woke up good. I'm still good. Hey, Matt, that's the biggest fumble in the history, though.

And he might have a big end-game fumble, but it still was... This is the big. biggest bubble ever. This is crazy. I had a bump on my lips, so I couldn't go on a date with Rihanna. Worst than nobody's going to believe that. You know what will piss me off about being famous? It's like, niggas getting on podcasts and talking about the fact that they had a chance

with me when I was fucking a teenager. Like, you know, when I was a teenager. That would really piss me off. Like, why? Because I don't, like, why, why you bring it? I'm like, I'm damn there married now. I got two kids. Like, what?

But if somebody asks, all right, but if somebody asks, yo, what's the? biggest fumble in your life. You could have left my name out. You could have left my name out. You could have said, but if I leave the name out, that ain't the biggest fumble. When you say the name, that's the fumble.

Like, who you phone? Yo, it's... I don't blame him. Huge artists. Huge artists. Like, at the time, you know, we were talking. She wanted to go on a date.

She's a huge artist. Like, that don't land the same. When you say, yo, Rihanna wanted to go on the date, niggas is like, what? You fumbled, that's the fumble. Rihanna. I get it.

I'm not, he didn't do anything wrong. I'm not saying he, you know, he did anything wrong. I'm just like, bro, that would annoy the fuck out of me about being famous. Oh, well, yeah. Because I don't even want nobody knowing that you had my phone, like, chill. But why don't? Matt ain't no. Even still, like, just sometimes, like, women, we just look back like, oh, what was I doing? Like, it doesn't, you're saying Matt ain't no, that doesn't matter.

It's just sometimes you just don't want to be reminded of who the fuck you didn't gave your phone number to her, who you was about to go out. I'm sure Rihanna's probably hitting her group chat. Like, finally I can talk about this publicly because you know she told all her friends. That's probably been a running joke for the last. 15 years. Yeah, that is crazy. Bumpy Johnson.

He has a nickname. Oh, my God. You and Rihanna's group chat is Bumpy Johnson. Oh, just kill yourself, Matt. Damn. Yo, the shit we name niggas in our group chats, man. Big jeans. Big, oh, baggy condom.

Cargo condom. Nah, cargo condom is craziness. Niggas, be trying to wear Magnum. I know Dumares didn't just say that as a joke. That's about somebody specific for sure. Cargo condom is crazy. That is the craziest shit.

Cargo condom? This one nigga used to insist on wearing fucking magnums and couldn't fit them. His dick was in a sleeping bag. Yo, that is, oh my God, bro. You know, I got secondhand embarrassment for this person. I don't even know what it says. Being cargo condom in a girl's farm. I'd rather just die

I honestly That's what I'm saying I really like I really just probably rather die Because that's not That's just put a lifestyle on Like why you want to Oh I got the Magnum

You don't need that It's mad room in there It's mad room in there A whole other dick cuffing in there What you do? What are doing? Shoot me Shoot me now

What? Damn dog Yeah I want to say hope the gentleman is still alive, but he's probably killed himself. Oh, my God. No, he's still alive and kicking. Baggy condom and all. Yeah.

Cargo condo. Like, you could have saved some money. It's got a free NYC condom. Finding out a girl has you saving her phone as cargo condom. I think Still Beat, though, to me is the response to everything. I don't even think Still Beat though works as a comeback to that. Now, still beat is still. The greatest response to any of that because it's like, yeah, you let him stuff that.

Fair, but like, look how you beat, though. Nah, but my home girl, she told him to put in her ass. She was the first person he ever did anal with it because it's like, it's like a thumb. Like if you're going to try anal, you should try it with a little dick. So she just told him to like do anal with her. Yo, let me explain something to y'all right now, dog. Let me explain something to you out right now. If I ever find out a girl told me to do anal because my dick was little,

I'm killing her entire bloodline. That's so casually. Like that didn't make it ten times worse. I'm killing her entire. Her cousin's got to die. Her dog. Everybody got a dog. Not the dog.

Yo, put it in my butt because you're dick, little. What? Imagine you getting that call. Like, she wanted to have anal sex. She's like, that can't wait. Then you get there and find out you were only selected because you meet small. I don't think she said that to him. She didn't tell him it was because his meat was small.

But that's why. She told us, that's why. Yo, women, y'all are evil. What? Y'all is evil. Y'all, no, not. Y'all even got to, please, though, but y'all are evil, man. Also, wanting to do anal that bad is hilarious.

You'll put it in my butt because it's small. I'm going to go find a candidate with a little dick because I want to do anal so bad. It's also so bad. I don't think it was like that. I think she just came in contact with him and was like, well, I don't feel nothing in my vagina. She just was like, just put in my butt. That is a crazy. That's a crazy compromise.

That audible is, that's the sickest audible. Oklahoma. Yo, girl, cool. Oklahoma is spreading her butt open to my. He went. Because you shit too little. It's the craziest. Imagine you go to get the loob and she's like, not necessary.

That's it'll fit right in. Yo, you got to kill yourself, man. Be a man. Kill yourself, though. Facts. Well, obviously he wouldn't really. It's the only honorable thing. He doesn't know.

I'm assuming he doesn't know any of this. But this is the shit that goes on in the group chats. But most people shit. Like we have people like liver cleanse and that's just like a nigga. I's mad yellow because he drank too much. Oh, I know what she's all about too. She called him that in front of me once. I was like, yo, y'all are mean.

Y'all are fucking mean. She casually said that like I was part of the group chatter. In the joke, I was like, well, damn, that was mean. But did you know why she called him liver clinton? Yeah. Wait, she called him liver cleansed in front of him? No, in front of me. Oh, okay.

Talking about him, though, and I was like, yeah, that's fucked up. I'm about, if I hear a girl, it's a gossy in at the table and the mask, like, yo, ma'am, I'm going to have mad questions. I was like, yo, why you just introduce me as liver cleanse? I'm going to say, at least I can fit a condom. Liver cleanse? Listen.

What's the worst name you got in your phone for guy? Or a hat in your phone for God? I feel like, dude, I answer is the worst you got in your phone. Nah, that's the thing. That ain't worse than, that ain't worse than a cargo condom. I'm sorry. Yeah, no, cargo condom, well, that wasn't in my phone. That's probably the worst one that I've heard.

But, yeah. Lucifer. So they get in my phone named Lucifer. Because he's just a devil? Okay. Yeah. All right, that ain't too bad. Yeah, that ain't.

I'd rather be Lucifer. Yeah, of course you would. I'd rather be Lucifer than cargo condom any day. Call me the devil. This is the funniest one I have in my phone. What is it? Oh, hell no. That's sassy of you?

No, because you know sometimes if you don't save a number and they'll call, like, ah, I think I recognize the show. Answer, like, I wish I didn't answer this shit. That had happened to me twice. To save myself, I put this shit as, oh, hell no. I never understood why people don't save people. Everybody that calls my phone, Uber eats, T-Mobile, I save their number because I hate unknown numbers.

I hate accidentally answering a phone and somebody I don't want to talk to. I saved everybody's number. I don't know why y'all don't do that. I got friends that they change their number every three months. I'm not, I'm not saving this number. I get that. But, like, people like, bitches you fuck with. Like, niggas be like, nah, she wasn't important enough to get her number saved.

I'm like, so then when you want to know that this person, like, is calling you? And that's why you save numbers. That's, oh, hell no. So you know not to answer that. Did you beat? Is that somebody you beat before? Mm-hmm. How was it?

Oh, you only get to, oh, hell no. Just a civilian is old. You don't get to that just going to dinner. Like, you don't get to all hell no from a dinner. You get that out of you. Y'all was sexually active. Yeah. pain she put it on you

oh hell no quite the opposite she had on a baggy condom I'm never fucking this girl again yo oh oh I get it

it took me a while you just got it welcome to the party to me come on and get comfortable sit out I just got it mull of my phone that's thick guys

that's crazy if that's the case No, I kind of want you to prove I'm not even listening to DeMaris though Ma'amu. You got nice thighs. You got them out today. You got nice thighs. First of all, my thighs are not out today. I can see him through that. I can see you know when the pants, when the shorts baggy and I can see right through there. I see meat too. You don't see no, yo, the Maris. I got underwear on.

Don't make, don't let niggas think I'm out here with shorts and no underwear. Don't. We're not playing that game though. We're not. We're never playing that game. I'm thinking it's more lifestyle or it's more. Like, what you think? Yo. Hey, fuck you. I'm never wearing shorts again. Now, see?

No, we like your shorts. See? Look how fast insecurity set in. Sorry. I'm not going to shorts no more. I'm sorry. I like winning shorts. My experience.

I'm looking at my legs. I mean, they're gorgeous. Thank you. I'm too insecure. I wish I could wear shorts on this pod. I would never want to blind the lenses with them. Peed would have to do too much color code. Yeah.

Warping a live. Yeah. It's why sitting here and sweat. You have freckles on your legs, don't you? Yeah, and they're cute. I don't have bad legs. They're just white and I wouldn't want to do that. These lights already make me white than I already am.

These thighs don't see the sun. Look how white my faces and my faces in the sun every day. Can you imagine these babies? Oh my God. That is fucking funny. Y'all play too fucking much, for real. Y'all play too much. Yo, did you see the Hunter Biden interview?

Yeah, he made me want to try crack. I'm not going to lie. I meant I meant I wanted to come in here and tell y'all. because we've had a crack conversation before that was like, you know, a scene like it's fire. The way he broke this shit down to the point when they were like,

if you don't know, Hunter Biden did an interview where they were basically asking him about his crack cocaine addiction and he went into, first of all, he was like, I'm not gonna, I don't want to tell you guys how to make crack. Then he did. He broke down the recipe.

He gave a step by step. Step by step tutorial. And then they were like, can you describe like how you felt down it? He was like, nah. He didn't even. want to reminisce. The shit's so good, he ain't even want to reminisce on it. He didn't want to talk about it.

He wanted to smoke something right then and then. He gave one of the wildest examples I've ever heard to compare of how euphoric that was. He said, yeah, your dick ever be so fucking hard and then a woman just sit right on it and you feel that euphoric feeling and then she gets right back up

and you want to keep fucking her. That's what it's like smoking crack. And then the high coming down. I didn't see that clip. I didn't see that part. Oh, you have to watch a full interview. Oh, okay. I just saw the clip. When he started to explain what the crack feeling felt like, I was like, there's so many other ways to explain this. But he went to the one year really understand because now you understand how I feel, right?

And I kind of want an apology from you guys, because you guys judge me when I said if I'm not about to die the next day, I'm trying crack. I didn't judge you. I think I said I would light up. This doubled down. Now definitely let me know how many days I got to live because I'm trying crack. Yeah, just for like it's other things you could try if you know you're about to die other than Like what, though? I just don't think crack is like, you should be trying crack. If you're dying, who gives the fuck? That is true.

Who gives a fuck if you're dying? Or if I'm going to jail. If I'm going to jail, I'm trying crack. That's actually probably the worst time you should try crack. Why? You can't get none in jail. I know. That's the good thing.

So I'll get off it. You're going to be going crazy. For the first, like, month. I'll be all right afterwards. Okay. He made that shit seem like an ad. I've never seen a crack cocaine ad. That was an ad.

I thought he was going to say, use code. Biden. I really thought it was a fucking ass. 20% off for some crack. I was like, shit, that'll go down to like four bucks. I'm like, I never actually considered trying crack before. Use code Biden if you want to try some crap. He made that shit seem like a must try. The amount of stories we've seen of how much crack can ruin a family, a person, this, and they be like, yeah, I can't do that. This shit really made crack look eye to the point that I'm like, all right, wait, so I can be a crack and still collude with China? Like, my life really won't be over. I start smoking crack.

He humanized it. Humanized crack. He humanized crack. But like look at us as people, though. Like we're entertained by this when his father created the crack bill that definitely destroyed families across this country. And now Hunter Biden's doing an interview like, oh, it's like sex and got to try it. Use code Biden.

It's like. But that's not what he's. We're taking it as that. But that's not what he's. He's painting it as like it's a great thing. He was not doing that. All right. That breakdown that he just gave of you being hard and a girl sit on your shit and get up.

Yes, but Hunter. Hunter was trying to explain how he became so addicted to it. Hunter was very clear on how bad it is. But he just, he was trying to make it seem like a bad thing. But because he's an addict and addicted to it, like it's like when you sell a bit, but you talk about sex. It's like, yeah. All right. D'Maris, Moll does have a point because he did continue on after he was trying to be like,

no, no, don't smoke crack kids. I'm not going to tell you how to make it except it's co-execkel. cocaine and baking soda that you can get at your local pharmacy. And then said, I'm not going to tell you how to make it after he's told us how to make it. He then went on to go, if we being real, alcohol is worse than crack. He did. I was like, no, he is selling his crack shit. Like, he did.

He did. He's selling crack in that interview. Yo, he said, when you think about it, like, alcohol is worse than. You know, okay, do you see more alcoholics? or crackheads in a world. They're the same nigga. Not always. There's something that's a duo, but do you know more alcoholics or crackheads?

I see more alcoholics than crackheads. I mean, see, I don't know now because Hunter Biden is clearly a functioning crackhead that has achieved so many things. I could be around crackheads every day and I don't even know it now. I'm questioning everything. There's definitely fun. Like crackheads, you think are like laying on the street and their vomit? No.

No. There are people that go to fucking work and hit the crack pipe in the bathroom and go back to their desk. I'm just remembering. He also said when he was explaining how not to cook crack while explaining it, he said, if you think about it, though, crack is more healthy than cocaine is because when you cook it, it's taking away all the bad stuff. Yeah, the impurities. That's what he said. He said crack is healthier than cocaine.

You put baking soda in it and smoke it. That's not crazy. He tried to say it's healthier. using the word healthier with anything related to cocaine and crack is the wildest statement of all time this is a simulation i keep telling you none of this shit is real this is crazy that we're able to like look at the president the former president's son give an interview like this and his dad created the fucking crack bill all right he sold me man i'm thinking hunter is the rebrand for the dems hunter

20 whatever next election is no way He sold me. I feel like Y'all O Hunter Biden in apology. He was talking that shit in there. You guys all lied to me about Hunter. That's an upstanding citizen right there. Functioning crackheads. He's a functioning crackhead.

So you're not represent America, though. He is America. Absolutely. That is America right there. Functioning crackheads. Yeah. I think that's what people look at America. Those are some functioning crackheads over there.

Unless you were snort and coke of a whore's ass in a motel. I don't know if I want you to be my president. I need that guy in office. He understands the people. He knows what it's like to be an American. Nothing more American than snoring coke in a motel room. Well, that's true. There's nothing more American than that.

Trump can't relate to that. I'm sure he can't. I don't know if he was doing the snorting, but he could relate. Snort and coke off somebody's ass. Right? It's going directly into your nose. Does it smell like ass? Well, I don't know people like put it in the ass hold.

Yeah, I think they just feel like on the cheeks. Yeah. Oh, okay. Look at you. You just ready go straight to the... You think somebody's spreading their butt cheeks and they... Oh, I'm sure if someone has. Oh, I'm sure a hundred to that.

But I'm saying, I think the average person probably just puts the coke on like the service of the ass. Okay, for aesthetics, for aesthetics, not for the actual essence of ass. Yeah. I'm a coke. I thought that was the reason for it. Because they are... Yo, the shit that Damaris be so concerned about. She's like, but it's in the ass?

Because they also did used to, then they used to, like, blow coke in or, like, put pills and drugs in and your ass because it, like, like, absorbs faster through your asshole. Yeah, people put drugs in the ass. Yeah. Molly. I remember when I was in high school, the girls were, not at my high school, but it was a thing where girls were soaking tampons and vodka and putting them inside themselves to get drunk. Yo, you could just drink the vodka.

Yo, what? And it's alcohol inside your vagina? White women. Wait, that can be a real thing. Vodka soaked tampons is a real thing. Imagine looking some pussy is 99 bananas You start throwing up Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

I have never heard of this book Yeah Vaca soaked tampon Yep That was a thing back when I was in Like high school going into college Like that's some of the girl I remember making the news

What year was that? Around 2011, 2010 Yo, I have never heard of that before And animals too You heard of that? So come and put them in their ass too Because you get drunk fast. You heard it?

Yeah. I think it's like a myth. It's not a myth. I heard it when I was in high school. Like the other high school did. Yeah. Bro, that is. I've never heard of it and I don't believe.

Like, I really don't believe anyone did that. There's no fucking putting a tampon soaked in vodka inside your body. That's going to burn. Like what? That's why I don't even understand that. They were putting them in their butts too. Mm-hmm. This is.

Now, the butt I might understand because I don't think it'll burn as a, much as your vagina. It's alcohol. It's still burn, but your vagina, that is crazy. Step back and realize what you said more. No, you don't understand that. You said that. No, no, no.

Put in your butt, I get it. No, because, only because, only because. No, you don't get that. No, it's still crazy. But what I'm saying is versus your vagina, alcohol and your vagina, like that, how could you even stand that? That's, like, that rubbing alcohol is going to fucking burn. Like, vodka?

That is absolutely crazy. Why are you surprised like teenagers? It's healthier though because it gets away the toxins. Tied pods. They were trying to eat a whole spoonful of cinnamon at one time. Yeah, but cinnamon is actually an edible thing. That's, that belongs, that goes in your mouth. Cinnamon, you eat.

Yeah, and don't, don't compare like the saltine challenge to soaking a tampon in vodka and putting it in your vagina. We remember the tide pod challenge that kids were doing? Them kids wasn't really doing that. Yes, the fuck they were. Yes, they were. Eating pods. I think that was a myth too.

That was not a myth. That was real. Pull up a video of a kid swallowing the tie pod. They used to start. And then show me his funeral as well. Yeah. And they show me his own fucking way. Show me his obituary.

Because that's fake. If he swallowed that and is alive. They started locking the tie pods behind like the glass and like the family dollars and stuff like that. Well, that's because niggas were stealing tie pods. Yeah, they do that with the odor in that. I think they were stealing them to eat them. It was college kids was washing clothes. Like only they was eating that tie pods.

Like that's just, yeah, I don't believe that. No, that's just. But then again, listen, man, I don't know. I don't know what your generation was. Y'all was some wild ones, man. Well, that wasn't our generation. That was the generation underneath us, but, yeah. But 2011, your era, that's vodka-soaked tampon.

Josh, have you heard of that? No. That is crazy. I know I wasn't like around, like high schools in 2011, but that is just wildly known that they were doing that. Was it only when they were on their period or they were just putting a tampon in there? I don't know. That was the pregame?

That was the pre-game. That was the free game at the house. Like imagine you about to fuck and you take her panties off. She got a tampon. I'd be like, oh, she don't even know was that time of the month. She's like, no, no, no, no. How was she trying to get drunk? She just take that shit off.

That's wild. That's some wild shit. Oh, my God. I don't know, man. I hope all of those people that did that are dead. What do you think those people are doing? They're probably like your nurse's lawyers, doctor. That's the scary part.

That is the scary part. they're definitely like in a professional sentence some of them well hopefully they're doing much better than they were in 2011 no because if i know a child's brain is not developed but if you do that like i don't when you get older you still got something weird about you i still feel like you should be absolutely absolutely fat joe has a what sorry sorry i'm giving you can you didn't see that clip no i didn't i didn't but look how josh has on the docket fat joe has a diet Pepsi problem He drinks 30 to 40 a day. Josh has a diet Pepsi problem.

Fat Joe and Josh, not Fat Joe and Jada. It's a volume thing for sure. Yeah, Fat Joe and Josh has a diet Pepsi problem. Fat Joe says he drinks 30 to 40 a day. He said it so casually too. He's lying. You know Joe be lying. I believe he probably drinks like five a day though.

Yeah, like but you know people go and balance them numbers. It's like six cans a day. They're like, y'all I'd be drinking like 30 of them. Six cans of day is crazy. That's a lot. Yeah, but 30? He would be dead. Like, you don't have to embellish.

Your actual number is crazy. If Fad Joe was drinking 30 to 40 diet pepsies a day, the doctors would be shaking his feet in their hands like dice right now, bro. But it's diet. It's healthier. It's like the crack version with the cocaine. It's taking out the sugar. 30 to 40 a day? No.

It was funny. You bring up the doctors. He was saying it in reference to if the doctors were telling him to slow down. He'd be like, nah, I'm still drinking 30 to 40 Pepsi's a day. That is crazy. Josh, but you've been kind of slowing down a little bit. I haven't seen, I haven't, you scratching. You're itching right now.

You're itching your fucking arm right now. He's sitting. He's trying. He's trying. He's really sitting if you're doing that. We're not in Belich. He's trying to kick that narcotic. You try to kick that lady heroin?

He said, I'm trying. He walked in earlier. Me and P's were talking, vlogging, whatever. He walked in earlier and I guess the label had came off of his cherry coke. He said, damn, I'm looking at this shit now. And without the label, it just looked like dangerous. It just looked like poison. Yes, nigger, it is.

So it's the label that brings you in that pulls you. It's crazy, man. Fat Joe, you're not drinking 30 sodas a day, man. I'm not believing that. I had this, like, oil acid drip on top of my car. You know how I got it out? Pepsi. Coke.

Yeah. That's what's lining your stomach. Shit that got acid and oil out of the top of my car. But I am happy that, though, that Josh has slowed down, though. I've been seeing it. Yeah. I've been watching like, okay, he ain't got one in his hand today. I don't judge addicts, man.

I get it. Do your thing, man. What have you replaced it with? Oh, yeah, he's been drinking poppies. That's at the... The prebiotic sodas. Okay, got you. Yeah.

Okay. That's like a... You know what I mean? One day at a time, Josh. Yeah. One day at a time, man. That's a nicotine patch. Yeah, yeah. One day at a time.

Drink your poppies, man. One day at a time. He said... I'm trying, man. He's looking like Ray Charles. He's like, you know. I'm trying. Right, man.

What's the attic prayer, Lord gave me the strike to accept the things I can't change and the knowledge to know the difference. He knows the difference between a diet Pepsi and a poppy. We got to get Josh one of those coins, though. Like when he gets to like a month, we got to like give him a coin. Oh, yes. Oh, you got a month? But he didn't stop.

He's just not drinking as much, yeah. But you can't like, that's what they said with alcoholics. Like you can't go cold turkey. You got to, like, ease out of there. You got to kind of wean yourself off. Yeah, you got to kind of wean yourself on. You don't get sick. But listen, I knew it was bad.

I didn't know we also needed to put NAR can next to the Coke in the fridge. Like I didn't know it was that bad, Josh. But in all, you know, seriousness, though, that is the hardest thing to cut out. It's sugar, though. That's probably the most addicting, you know, sugar and cheese, I think, yeah. Ooh, cheese. Fadjo is not ever. Pee's never stopped eating cheese.

I never would either. You from Wisconsin, right? No. I made that other. You from Wisconsin? Yeah. I made that up. I'm sorry.

You from Wisconsin, right? No, he's not. She threw that shit on beat so quick. Like, you're from Wisconsin, right? No. Kansas, whole different, whole different thing. Anybody from New York or California will just, they just throw states. Like, if you're not from New York and California, you got to be, I don't know, North Dakota, right?

Like, you're just saying state names. Wyoming? No. No, it's not even close. Wisconsin? But Fat Joe has never beaten the OZempic allegations now. Oh, for sure. You ain't lose all that weight drinking 40 Diet Coke a day.

Yeah, nah. If at Joe not drinking no 30 sodas a day, man. I don't think he's doing that. I don't even think that's possible. That has to be a podcast. We got a podcast. We get on here and just say anything. You don't think he's a podcast.

You just, you don't do what you have. No, Fat Joe. That's no. You're saying literally anything at that point. Yeah, but 30 Pepsi, 30 Diet Pepsi's a day? No, you're not doing that. And if you are, Joe, please, man, stop.

Don't. Stop, stop drinking 30 sodas a day. That's fucking ink. That's just, when do you have the time to drink 30 sodas? I have a problem finishing three bottles. finishing three bottles of water. I'm like, damn, I didn't drink my three bottles. I watched the Fat Joe and Jada show.

Episodes are like two hours long. You would need those two hours. To drink a soda. Like, if you're hitting 40 Diapepsis a day, you can't waste two hours and not drinking Diap Pepsi. No, it's not happening. Like, he would have to be on camera crushing them shit. Yeah.

But, I mean, shout out to Joe. Shout to Joe and Jada. A couple has been banned for having oral sex on a jet blue fight. Worth it. Where you was at last weekend, Pete? Worth it. There's other, there's other airlines.

That's a, I would take the, the JetBlue band to get some head on. What are these like content creators, only fans, or was it just like a horny couple

had some, some martinis before they took off and just, horny couple from Connecticut. Of course, that makes sense. That makes sense.

Gotta be horny living in Connecticut. No, expand. Tell me more. Tell me more about that. You know, Connecticut. You got to be horny out there. What about Bridgett?

for it makes you horny. I don't know, man. Something about pistol waving, you know what I mean? The blood just gets flowing, man. I don't know. I can't explain it.

Yeah. Every time on 95 I go past Stanford, my dick get hard. Now, I've thought about having, getting head on the plane. I just don't know

how people actually pull it off. A blanket, I would assume, and just pretend you laying on the lap. Oh, they didn't, I was figured maybe it was in the battle.

Oh, boy, don't look at me in my eyes, bro. I'm literally just coming up with this shit as I sit here, don't say no. Tell me some more, Demand.

to sit up there and think too i was thinking like how to fuck would they do that only thing i could think is like if she like if she like lays her head in your lap and you like have like a blanket over you that that's the only thing i could think because otherwise how you doing that that's got to be mad uncomfortable and like how you return i'm not giving head without return so how do you return it because i can't just put my leg up on these people head rest wait wait wait wait wait so in order for you to give head he got to give you head oh damn look at the voicemails what type of yo what type of what what you on the marriage you need me my suit you're like what you're No, fuck that.

Me and Carrie on right here. Yo, what you mean? He got to return. Like, he got to give you head. We potty. This is where double standards do exist, though. Getting your pussy eight on a plane is way sicker than getting your dick sucked on a plane. Yeah, for sure.

That's it. Getting your pussy eight would be the wildest thing ever on a plane. Yeah. My home girl told me her boyfriend ate out while she was driving while she was driving. How? I said that nigger was horny, horny, horny. Dumb type of niggas need to be in jail, though. I'm serious.

Like, her niggas, that's that horny? Was it like a long road trip or like? No, how you put your neck that way? Like, how, because your neck, like, the fit, you know? I ain't, I'm sorry. She must have, she must, okay, all right. I was going to let Josh say that, huh? What he said?

It's not comfortable. Josh, you are sick. I want to know less about him every episode. You know, any of y'all eating pussy lounging driving. I need to be locked up with the girls that are putting tampons in fucking alcohol. At least full over in parks and weird. Yeah. I feel like, okay, you're driving, right?

You like this. I feel like, did she put her leg up like? The left leg you don't need because you drive with your right leg. You drive with your right foot. So you don't need the left leg, right? So you can put the left leg up on the door. No, because how are you going to put the left leg? Okay, up on the door.

All right. Yeah. But he's right here. How are he coming from this way? That's what I think. They were in London. She had to have been driving with her left leg. You don't hear from it.

They were in London. It's the other side. Okay. In London, it makes sense. No, it don't. It doesn't. It makes sense. That's right when Moll said

I understand when they put in their butt No you don't understand It makes sense It's the other side If you can learn how to drive With your left foot Long road trip anyway Your foot is just on the fucking gas

Pull over So you got one leg on that This is him This is the console Hopefully you don't got one of them No de Maris you missing it You gotta put the left leg up Are you missing what I'm saying

You put it in cruise control You learn how to drive with your If you have your left foot If you just you know If it's a long road you only using your foot on the acceleration anyway. You don't need it to break. You're driving with your left foot is fucking crazy.

For some head? You know how crazy that is to try to drive with your left foot? You could just pull over for some head. Like, it ain't that serious. We about to be at the crib in six minutes. I'll eat your ass when we get upstairs. We ain't got to do this right now. That's the whole point of this whole conversation.

We don't have to do this right now for no thrill, for real. I want to make it home. I don't want to die in this car accident. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Like, next time I drive, I'm going to try to drive with my. left foot and see if I could do it. Please no. All right.

If you're going to try it being an empty parking lot, just try it there. Don't try that on the road. That just seems like I'm just trying to, yeah, nah, that don't even feel right. It don't. Like how you, it's like, this is more natural. Well, because that's how you've been doing it. Oh, maybe she had a Tesla. Cruise control?

You don't have to have, you don't have to step on a break on the Tesla. It's like a golf cart. You just take your foot off the gas off the accelerator. So maybe it was that Or maybe it didn't happen Because they have porn like that Where they're in the Tesla on the highway And they put the self-driving on

I made my album I'm gonna Google it today I never saw that I don't even search for that on porn in that shit That's like that's an ad That shit is at the top That's a Tesla ad Yeah

You got money I don't get ads like that I get broken horny Broken horny Broken horny Being broken horny is crazy That was when I was at my horniest me old ugly something about being hungry just makes you more

that is crazy yeah they they had that yeah this and I think it's the same white guy that does it like he's in his Tesla he puts it on auto self drive and then the girl sits on side they have started himself they actually on the highway all right speaking of women driving

do you think if you put the tampon in your pussy you could pass a breathalizer if you got pulled over no stupid no I don't know you're saying no stupid like you do you understand how the stomach work yeah i don't think you would smell at on the on be able to like pick that up on her breath because if it goes into your vagina it would go to your bloodstream yeah breathlyzed work because that alcohol is in your fucking stomach and it's like

yeah i think it's yeah i don't know no no yeah but the breathalyluses is not blood though yeah yeah if you drink it yeah it's all in your mouth and in your i don't know shit i'm You don't think if you drink alcohol and none of it gets into your lungs? What are you talking about? It's metabolized. Josh is going to have to wild. It's algorithms. No, you cannot bypass a breathalizer test by injecting alcohol in your ass.

Regardless of how alcohol enters your body, whether by drinking or other means, it eventually enters your bloodstream and is metabolized by the liver. All right. Gotcha. Okay, okay. Brethalizers measure the amount of alcohol in the breath, which is directly related to the amount of alcohol and the blood. Okay. Okay. So we're all wrong.

That's because Pige's... Peuge's be putting drugs on that out. Peuge's reason. Peuge's reason was wrong, though. Well, Pige's experience. He had to go through the classes. Yeah. Oh, and it says, look, according to the law office of Patrick Mahaney, I thought that was Peech.

I don't say, according to the law office of Pige. Look, right there. Patrick. A win is a win. A win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th.

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Thank you, everyone. Have you help. You've got mail. Hey, what's up, y'all? Shout out to everybody. I love the pod. Okay, so I'm going to start by saying, I know this probably is going to sound bad. Probably going to sound terrible.

But I want to know, am I really a bad person for this? So I've been dating this guy. It was really kind of casual, just off and on or whatever, but we are starting to get a little bit more serious. And he had told me around like the end of last year that he found out that his son wasn't his. The kid was maybe like three, four, maybe five, I don't know. And I get it.

That's some heavy shit. Like, damn, you found out your baby not yours no more. Ugh, kind of fucked up. But I'm not going to a lot of you. I was a little bit relieved. I don't have no kids. I don't really want to be with a nigga with no kids, no Shay, Rory. But it's just like, damn.

I'm honestly, I was kind of relieved. But obviously I can't show that to him or whatever. So I'm, you know, just being supportive of whatever. But fast forward, he's still got the baby toys at the house. Like, it's still giving a little sad. Like, I get it. I get it. It's fucked up.

But at the same time, I'm like, oh, okay. Like, how long is this going to last? Like, what, I don't know, what should I expect? And how long should I expect this phase to last, I guess, is my question. Yeah, so I'm trying to be cool and supportive. but I really don't give a damn. I'm not going to lie and I'm ready to wrap this shit up. Oh my God.

So basically what she's saying is, I'm ready to wrap this shit out. That would be more. That would be more. 100%. Basically what she's saying is she understands that this guy's love this child. Go to bond with him, connection with the child. There's nothing closer than a parent and child relationship. And when that was torn away from him, she said, well, I'm happy.

So why aren't you happy about it? Yeah. I don't think that's what you can. That's exactly what you. No, I think it's great that it's not your kid. So why don't you feel the same way as, because now it works out better for me. Well, I understand her stance on it because she, you know, it could be a lot dating somebody with a child. You got to deal with if the, you know, other parent is active in the child's life.

You got to deal with that relationship and that dynamic with your partner and their child's, you know, mama dad. So I understand her being kind of like, okay, it's not your child. Thank God. And she understands that, you know, he still has toys and he's around the house. She understands that he's hurt by it. He obviously built a bond in the relationship with this child. But on the other side of that, I do understand how on some shit like I? But like, how long are you about to be in this depressed, heartbroken phase?

Because it's not your child. You should be kind of more like upset that this woman lied and put this child on you for three, four years. and it wasn't your child, like, versus depressed around the house that you found out the kid isn't choice. I kind of understand

what she's saying. It's a little selfish on her part, just a little bit, you know, sometimes you're selfish in a relationship, so I get it.

I understand her feeling like, yo, like, you still got toys around here. Like, it's age of a kid, bro, like,

I get it. Hurry up with mourning the loss of your child that you love. The child didn't die. That's like losing a child. No, it's not.

Obviously, it's not the exact, same thing. So it's nothing like you're losing. No. Okay. You're losing. You are losing.

You are loot. That kid, it was in your life for four years. You absolutely love that kid. That kid is no longer in your life now. You can still have a relationship with the kid. No, I ain't. Fuck that. She all my fucking kid.

Not you. Not you. But him. If he's that heard about it, then still have a relation with the kid. Yeah, that's my thing. Like, still have a relationship with the kid. If you love the kid that much, then still have a relationship with it if you're able to. Because now the dad, the real dad might not want that, you know.

I feel like with her. Okay, so I feel like this is a thing with a lot of people, period in life, and I want everybody to listen to this. You have every right to feel the way that you feel. Your feelings should not start becoming actions. There should not be actions to accompany your feelings because once you start acting on your feelings and making your feelings other people's reality, then that is when you enter selfish territory and when you start becoming a bad partner and a bad person. Your feelings, you can't control your feelings. your feelings are your feelings, but you need to check yourself and not make your feelings

everyone else's problem. And this is just for her. This is for everybody across the fucking board of life. So I don't blame you for how you feel because I would be joking with my friends like, ah damn, like that little baby gone. Like it wasn't sure as we can make another one. Like get over it. I get that. But you should never express that to him. The only thing you should be doing for him is to be there for him and be comfortable for him. But if you're calling to ask us if you're wrong for how you feel, no, you're not wrong for how you feel. A little selfish, but you're not wrong. Pete, put the better help ad right there. That was, that was

beautiful. But also, the only thing I will disagree with is that's not a little bit selfish. That's selfish as fuck. Which is fine. I have selfish thoughts all the time. Yeah. But you keep that shit to yourself. Yeah, keep it to yourself. But that's not a little bit selfish. That's selfish as fuck. Yeah.

Did you move? Can you move on from hoarding this? No, but I understand in the sense of you was lied to. This woman lied to you. This kid is not your... It's not going to be easy to get over. It's not. But I mean, let it be more of a like, damn, I was manipulated. I was lied versus like, damn, I thought Shorty was mine. I still got his too. Oh, look, he used to love his toy right here. Yeah. That ain't your kid, nigga. But that don't mean that you, but he loved

him. Yeah, but it should, I'm just saying, I think, I think what she's saying is his reaction to it should be more so like, yo, damn, surety played games with me all these years. Like, this ain't even my kid. His reaction is like the kid died. Like, he's still holding the toys in the house and, yo, clean this up, man. Shorty ain't yours. I understand what she's saying. Like, yo, like, this girl, this woman did some grimy shit to you. Like, she lied and manipulated you all these years and had you thinking a kid was yours.

That's not yours. Like, your reaction to that shouldn't be depressed because this relationship of having a kid is over. Because if you still want to have a relationship with that kid, to an extent, you can. But you already know that that relationship is not the same because me and all three of us have had that conversation already, that relationship. I do, but when I'm saying, for the call it though, for her, I understand how she's looking at it like, yo, like, how long

is this going to last? Like, this moment lied to you. We ask the wrong questions, though. If that, if you my girl and you care about me, why you ain't slyd? Why is my fake baby mom breathe him right now? If you care about me, why you ain't slide? You wanted to go somewhere else. You wanted to get violent.

If she loves her man and someone did something to her man, like, that he can't do nothing obviously but she can no I ain't sliding on a you like you love that bitch you was fucking error I'm not sliding on the right that was your dumb ass decisions but if the baby ain't his yeah so it ain't it wasn't a dumb decision ain't get a pregnant nothing in her was a dumb decision you nutting in the type of bitch that would lie to you about so her to be all right so if you're dating that man I know you demarison your loyalty you like you'd be you'd be cool if somebody did that type of shit to your man oh of course I wouldn't be cool but that's

that bitch she ain't going to fight though I'm Not for that. I'll go fight, but not for that. That was you being stupid. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? Like that was you being stupid. Or and also we don't know that situation because there could have been a thing where the baby mother was like, hey, it's between you and him because I've seen it happen. Niggas will sit up there and step up and be like, that's my kid, that's my kid, that's my kid. And then when it come out and say, all right, we're going to do the pregnancy test to see who's it really is. And then it end up not being yours, now you're heartbroken. Some people know there's a chance that a baby isn't

theirs, but they be down with it. That happened. Oh yeah. I know somebody that knows the It isn't theirs and he just refuses to ever take a DNA to him. Yeah. But he knows it, though. Like, he knows it's not his kid. Mm-hmm. But he just, like, I don't care. Better man than me.

We know. I'm not taking care of no kid that ain't mine. In the words of Carl, I might think of never. Any time somebody says better man than me, they don't mean that. No, you don't think he's a better man. I know. Of course not. Like, I think he's stupid.

Like, he's a fucking idiot. Like, that's what he is. Better man than me never means that. No. That means he's a retard. He's beneath me. Damn, all, he's beneath me is crazy. You know a baby ain't yours and you...

I actually think it takes a lot to step up and do that. I think the easier way is, like, oh, that ain't mine and I take care of it. I think if you want to provide something to a child's life, knowing even though that it is in charge, I think that's actually the harder thing to do. I won't say manlier, but the harder thing to do. I don't think that that's easy at all. Sometimes you can step up and do some bullshit.

I'm sure you can. Like continue to raise a kid that isn't yours. whatever if the kid needs somebody and you want to be that person you want to be that dad it's different if i meet a girl and she has a kid and then i'm like yo that's fine yeah that's in that sense but if i'm if she's telling me that this is my child and i know like i feel in my heart that this isn't not isn't my child i'm not going to just raise this kid and never go get a test to see if it's mine or not like hell no no not me i'm not saying it don't happen does your friend have a mother Yeah.

I'm shocked that mom hasn't tried to do a little swab. Because I know if I was ever in that situation and I was just like, Mom, I don't know, but I want to keep raising. My mom would take a Q-tip. Next time the baby's been the night at grandmas and swabbed his mouth. If you don't want to get the DNA test.

I told you my mom tried to baptize Amara in my tub. My mom is going to do whatever the fuck she wants to do whether I say yes or no. My mom would swab that kid so fucking quick and come back with the DNA test in a fucking heartbeat. Yo, that's a certain type of mom right there. That's like that. They don't make moms like that anymore.

That type of mom? She ain't going to listen to a fucking thing I say. Yeah, these new moms, they don't give a shit. Those type of moms back in them days, yeah, they're not playing that shit. As soon as you come to Granny House, get that swab. She going to come in and grab your face swab you. Listen, if Rose Reverse, I would do that for my child. Why would you do that for your child if your child told you they don't want to know?

Why would you do that? Because I was raised by a woman that doesn't listen to anything and does what she wants. I have the same DNA. How you just said your friend is, right, where he knows that kid ain't his, but he don't want a DNA test. He don't want to know. As the parent of the person who has that, who is in that situation, and the grandparent of the baby, why would you go do that? Like, why would you go get your child? Because sometimes I need to know if this is my grandbaby.

Pretend I adopted them. How's that? Pretend I adopted them. No, we can't do that. If you did, then cool. I know that you adopted this baby when we're going to love it and raise it like cool but we don't know if this kid is yours or not

why does that matter if you're okay to if you're okay to love an adoption child this is essentially our bloodline this is essentially like our legacy here if you think that it's not then don't don't know just don't mind I just feel like people be overstepping a boundaries when it come to other kids

I mean your grand kid you've that's not your child when you have children your child though that's not your child you're right get that part, but I'm just saying it's not like this person is like your fucking cousin. Yeah, but at the end of the day, this, I have direct, like, I run this show.

This is my fucking kid. If I say don't do something. Until you need somebody to watch them. Very true. Yeah. All that floss that you probably sounds good, DeMaris, until you want to take your ass to the Beyonce concert and you call grandma to watch the baby. This ain't my grandbaby.

This ain't my grandchild. I don't know. I don't know if this is my grandchild. But if you would do this, if you would watch and a. adopted child, why does it matter if they're... Because when this little niggas start biting and start doing shit, we need to know what bloodline he comes from, why he got this bite problem, when he ran around out, I was biting niggas.

We need to know where he come from. What's his lineage? What cloths he cut from? We need answers, yeah. Yeah, we need answers. As he starts going to school and he's having outbursts and shit like that, yo, where did he come from? This ain't our blood.

None of us have ever done this before. There's a reason why the proper adoption agencies give you a whole rundown of who the parents were if they knew them. That's a good point. You're cooking. Yeah, we need to know your bloodline. I'll admit my wrong. And when you have children, you will realize that grandparents are the, they're the big steppers.

They're missing around the big stepers. They will overstep anything you have to fucking say. Yeah. It's the legacy. My mother doesn't listen to a fucking thing I have to say. Oh, you pussy. Because my dad said when my grandmother tried to whip me, my dad came in my grandmother house and said anybody, the next person put their hand on my daughter and put my hands out.

That's a bad example. That's because your father. That was his mother or your mother's mother's mother. Oh, he never liked her. gangster. I'm not, I'm not gonna do that. He never jacked her. I'm not gonna do that.

If it was his mom and he got ass who was growing up, he ain't tripping. But his kids, white's mom. I never liked that lady. She ain't hit my daughter. No,

I'm not going to be. And Damaris's example, like if my mom was in the other room beating Amar's ass, I just put headphones in. Yeah. Noise can't. No, I would stop my mother

from doing that. That was such a crazy example for what I was talking about. I'm just saying. Noise cancelation. My mom is beating my daughter's ass. That's just mom. That's just mom.

No. Niggas can't yell at me, can't curse in me, can't spank me, can't do none of that. My father, he said if you have a problem with Demaris come to me. No, I respect it. I understand that. It's definitely not wrong with that. But he definitely had a little feelings towards his wife. I wouldn't even allow you to say, he wouldn't even take that shit as a joke.

He loved my grandmother, so I wouldn't even do that. Also, part of being a parent is teaching your kids to rip the Band-Aid off. So if my child is in denial about raising someone else's kid, maybe it's going to take me throwing this DNA test in your face to get you like back to reality. But why is it denial if he's actively making the choice of I notice deep down it's not my kid, but I don't want to know I love this kid. Why do you, just because you feel that he shouldn't be raising it. No, but that's just because you feel like he shouldn't be raising it because you wouldn't do it

doesn't mean that he's not actively making that choice to be a father anyway because that's what he wants us, an informed choice. That's not on you to try. try to push that in his face. That's actually rude and selfish and only you're only thinking about you. No, I would be thinking about my kid. Okay.

Because my- Still a mom. Because my kid wouldn't want to do that. No matter how old he gets. That's still her baby. So she makes she protecting her baby. I get it. I understand it on both sides.

Well, hopefully we helped you out. Did she tell us her name? No. Dee? Oh, yeah. Dee's a piece of shit. I was Dee a piece of shit called in. Like, she was what you mean?

She asked if she was a bad person. I'm answering. I would never call it if she didn't ask, hey, am I a piece of shit? Roy would feel the exact same way if that was happening in one of his. Absolutely. Wait, hold on. How would I, how would that scenario work? Well, if it could be first.

The woman found out the baby wasn't hers. Yeah. No, if you were the man. Oh, if I was the man in the situation? Mm-hmm. I would run for the hills if I found out my girl felt that way while I was mourning the loss of a child. I would think I should not be with this woman. Yes.

If you have no understanding to what I'm going through, and you secretly are like, yo, when you're going to get over this, I don't need to be around you. I can't be mad at that. It can't be mad at that. It wouldn't be my reaction, but I can't be mad at that.

If you found out the kid is not yours and I can see you may hurt. You can see yourself being hurt. That's like the number one hurt shit ever. But for me, the hurt would be from the mother lying to me. It wouldn't be the fact that I found out the kid is in mind.

Or that shirt losing the child. So like, yo, sure, how you, how you manipulated and lied to me? Did you say it was three or four years? Or did she say that? She said three, four or five years. So not even where Amar is now. I had loved my child for five years. Yeah.

Of course it's the mother lying, but you have formed a bond. I get that. I get that. He formed a bond in the hospital that day. Like five fucking years. But she also lied. I'm not going to immediately be like, all right, what ain't mine? So I don't give a fuck about that.

I'm just mad at her for lying for me. No, I'm going to miss my fucking child. I'm telling y'all if rory found out in two more years that amara wasn't his he can never find out he can never find out i know but i know but if he did he would still want amara around i don't see him getting rid of amara i don't see that happening i don't see that happening rory i don't you can't show you could fake the real niggins shit if you want to i don't if that was the case i would like to find my twin brother then if that like i mean yeah the focus changes all right where's the father we got to find it because we have to be related yeah yeah there's

other. There's no way around. Amara is not my daughter. That's definitely my niece. Yeah, definitely. One million percent. Lord have mercy. Why are we wrapping up going to a Patreon? Yeah, no, no. I think this episode was perfect and we can close here. We can get to Patreon. Patreon.com forward slash no more and more.

Oh, shit. The Marriss, go outside, go get some. I don't care. The ones on your desk can work. Just fine. Is this a Patreon thing? Was that a tease? Yes, it's Patreon. Okay. We will give him all his flowers on Patreon. I need him. And listen, man, Iceman on the way. Don't just end right there.

Why? I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Ice man is coming. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th.

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