New Rory & MAL - Episode 394 | Celebrity Simulation

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

We're back fresh off the weekend where the crew went to WWE's SummerSlam together (8:30). Not a single person had a Nicki Minaj-Dez Bryant Twitter War on their 2025 Bingo Card (23:55). Rory got his money on Gillie Da Kid if he were to ever box Johnny Manziel (28:35). Mal doesn't feel it's a hot take to think DJ Quik is on Dr. Dre's level (35:15) Mal doesn't believe that Jason Lee and Tiffany Haddish had a child together and that this has to be the simulation we're living in (55:10). Plus, we place our bets on the color of the next dildo to grace the court during a WNBA game (1:10:25), and Rory and Mal give Demaris advice on how to shop for a man (1:40:10). #volume  *TIMESTAMPS MAY VARY BASED ON ADVERTISEMENTSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm in a great, but really? You sound like shit. Oh. Damn, was that seven seconds, Peach? I don't know if we made it. A whole episode's fucked now. Well, I had a long weekend. This is good raspiness.

This is like, had a time of your life. Did a kiss raspyness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know some bars is about the... All the walls will be doing three-60s in here by the time. Yeah, man. But yes, I had a very eventful weekend. That's probably why I sound this way.

I actually didn't even notice that until you just pointed it out. Yeah, it's okay. I'll be okay. Did you have your morning coffee? Did you... Like, what was your... I had like three sips. I think my...

Like, my tolerance for coffee is going down. I can't even, like, get through half a fucking cup without, like, getting the jitters. Really? Yeah. Half the cup is still over there. No. Start feeling weird. What is it, espresso?

Yeah. Oh, so I should just make some coffee. Yeah. The espresso will leave that alone. Yeah. It'll kill you. Well, I did see you this weekend. I did see you too.

I know. It was a family outing. Family affair. But before we get to SummerSlam and how much fun we had as a family and how much we learned about Josh, Friday night I went to the Little Brother show, last one in New York, period. I was done. It was incredible, per usual. What did it have it?

Brooklyn Bowl. Okay. But I don't need to come on this spot and say how much I like little brother. We've done that a million times. What happened after went to go meet Fonte and Carly at the hotel bar across the street, Mm-hmm. Walk right into my ex on a date the moment I walk in. At the bar?

Yeah, it was like a bar restaurant. Oh. Walk right in. And then for some reason, Carly and Fonte tried to talk me out of going over to say hello, which they were successful in. but I really put up like a pretty crazy fight because like we made eye contact like now I feel weird not saying anything

but she's on it that changes everything you made eye contact that changes it I thought you just saw her no we locked eyes like the moment I walked in so what were her eyes like still beautiful still beautiful still melt the heart but definitely still

full of a possible evil yeah yeah but we did we did go to the elevator at the exact same time so we did end up speaking which is very awkward because like there's a dude and I want to be like that guy to make it even weirder. So did you like shake his hand, homie's hand?

Yes, what's up? Like the same hand that's now caressing your former queen like you was just going to shake that hand? Yeah. Ah man, you were supposed to call me. We were supposed to jump that nigga, man. You was not coming. Huh?

You was not coming. No, if he would have called me and said it's lit, I'm coming. But if you just called me and say he'd see his ex on a date, I'm not showing up for that. But if you would have said, nah, homie in here talking kind of spicy, he grilling me. I'm like, hold on him. Like, come on him. I'm trying to become more of an adult, I guess.

Okay. Because the old me would try to make that awkward. But then I have to think, like, I was the reason we stopped working out. Like, I stopped pursuing and being active in the relationship. Yeah. So now I'm going to, like, make something awkward of something I, from a girl, I wasn't going to take. That's cool. You can't do that.

So yeah, I just said, what's up? All right. That's good. How's she doing? She's good. I mean, it was grade A small talk, and then we got into an elevator and then just stayed quiet. And everybody's just looking at the numbers. Like, I love that. I love when you get an elevator. Everybody's just looking at what the Nova's like. Especially when it's your ex. So me and Carly walked in together, Fonte was already sitting down.

I don't know why I thought, like, with such confidence that everything I was saying made sense. I was like, Carla, I'm just going over and say, what's up? She grabbed my shirt. She's like, no, no, no, we're going this way. And then I sit down and I'm like, y'all. I was going to say what's such my ex-a-fonse. He's like, why would you do that? Yeah. Like we point to him.

He's like, why would someone ever do that? There's not even a third chair for you to see like, what you're about to just offer over him? Now you got to tell a dude to get up. Don't fret, tweet. Don't fret? I'm not hitting that no more. Yeah.

I'm not hitting that no more. That made up fucking story. That shit is so funny. But that's cool, though, to see. I mean, should I pulled them all? Should I, like, paid the check? Definitely. Because also I didn't see what they had ordered either.

It don't even matter. It don't even matter. It don't even matter. Pick up the check. You're supposed to. No, I'm not. I didn't even know they were there. Once you knew they were there, that's what you were supposed to do.

You're supposed to tell a waiter that came over to you and Fonte. Yep. And be like, yo, listen, that couple over there, whatever they're eating, whatever they're drinking, bill it to me. No, I'm cool. I see. I ain't sharp and still sharp and still, man. I got to get you right, man. You got to talk to Loyal, because I don't have.

I don't have fuck you money to start paying for everyone's dinner. No, I'm just saying it ain't that. It's just, you know, what's my ex? Hey, how are you doing? Good to see you. I asked Carly to put the drinks on Apple's bill. And you should. I said, Apple music got this one, right?

That's cool, though. That's cool to see your ex. She's doing good and, you know, she's happy on a date. Yeah, and I thought it was cool with small talk. I may or may not have texted her the next day and said, hey, good running into you. See, now he could do that, but not pick up the bill. That's your boy. He could do that, but not pick up the bill.

up the bill? I think that's crazier the dude than picking up the bill. It was good to say her. Of course it was. But you said that. A radiant. I'm sure you said that when I saw her. The guy, no, I didn't say. She was on a date. When I was like, yo, you look fine. No, no, no, no. Say, hey, good seeing you. How are you good? Oh, yeah. I mean, I did when we parted ways. And when we left, my car was parked the way they were going. But that awkwardness of waiting for the elevator, sitting in the elevator, walking out of the hotel, I was like, I'm just going to go around 7th Street. I don't even need to go that way. I don't even need to You can't walk the same way.

You can't not walk the same. Because now it looks weird. And now, homie, about to turn around and ask you what's up. Like, following us. Yeah. Definitely twice my size, too. But, I mean, I think I would have been fine. But he definitely had reach.

Like, on a dark Brooklyn street, I don't know. He may get me. Man, a lot of people got reached. They ain't touching nothing. But what's good, though? Pop your shit, stink. What's popping? What's popping?

Good baby, Dee? Yeah, I got to see you this weekend. I'm great. Yeah, you left before. Well, you went to the bathroom when I left. So we went to SummerSlam at MetLife this week. We went to support Jade in hopes that she would win. Triple H, fuck you.

No, I can't say that. No, I'm on that. Recount. Let me back that up. I'm sorry. I forgot who I was told me. Triple H. I'm sorry.

But Jade Cargill, she did lose her championship match to Tiffany. Stratton. Is it Stratton or statin? Stratten? Tiffany Stratton. She retained the Women's Championship. But, you know, it was good to go there and support Jade. And we have fun.

I've learned that the WD. First of all, that was my first time going to a wrestling event as an adult. As a kid, it's a different experience. You're a kid. You're just hype, happy. As a sober adult, yes. Going to a wrestling, not just any wrestling event, SummerSlam. This is like, it's SummerSlam in the Royal Roan.

That's like the biggest, probably biggest events in WWE. But to go there sober is a terrible idea. that's like walking into wrestling internet and just trying to be a visitor and like you they can smell it on you yeah like you used to be like into the culture and you left the culture for some years now you're trying to get back in because jade is so beautiful and athletic but that was not the event to be sober at from the time i walked in i saw 37 Hulk Hogan's yeah i saw 26 macho man they were quoting him too i saw 17 Randy Orton's And I'm just small.

I'm just like, oh, I was supposed to come here as a wrestler. Then you got the guys who, like, you could tell wrestled in real life, but didn't make it to WWE, but they're just like waiting for like O'Roy around what would have happened at the merch table. Yeah, they take steroids for no athletic purposes. Yeah, it's just like, all right, I'm just here to support Jade, hope that she wins. I'm not here as a fan of wrestling. I'm here as a fan of Jade.

I will say I didn't need to look at my ticket of where our seats were, because spotting you sitting by yourself was the easiest thing in MetLife history. Oh, for sure. For sure. Where we sit? I was like, I see where we're sitting. It's mall in dark sunglasses

just like this by himself with a row of five empty seats. Oh, man. It was just, yo, it was a lot, bro. That's why I had to sit. I sat when I walked in, they walked me to my seat,

show me the seat. And then I was like, yeah, now I'm going to go get something to eat some water. Like, I'm not going to sit out here. So I went to the back and was sitting in the lounge watching some of the matches. And then I walked out when they said, that Jades was the next match.

So then I walked out to the seat and sat down. But it was just like, it was a great experience, though. Thank you for having us. Thank you for, you know, bringing us to SummerSlam. It was dope. Yeah. But you cannot go to SummerSlam sober. I mean, I would agree.

You can not do it. I've only been there once and I was not sober. You cannot. It is the worst decision. It's a hundred times worse than going to the club sober. Like being sober in the club is. Probably equal. They're probably equal.

No, no, no, no. That was being in that stadium and like just being, in the middle of just fanatics. Like that's what they are. They're fanatics. They love wrestling on a whole different. I love wrestling too. Haven't followed it as much as I used to as a kid.

But yeah, that was different. I snuck pre-rolls in, but because we were like under the WWE and they gave us tickets, like I didn't want us, you know, New Warren Moore and all get thrown out of. And when we were sitting at. I would have passed you the week. Oh, man. When we were sitting at security was right there. It was just too close for comfort.

But it was a dope event. I totally understand. You know, the power that WW is watching that whole production and just, you know, the things that it takes to put on that type of show is incredible. So it was dope to see that though. It was dope to see Jelly. Shout out to Jelly Roll. Shout out to Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll. They're getting him up to meet the next Undertaker.

That's why my voice is raspy. I was screaming for Jelly Row. Yo, Jelly Row got in there. And I was just like, at that point, I was just like, all right, I got to go, fellas. Like, I can't. Maul was like, aye, man. Jade lost. My heart was broke for Jade.

I was like, all. And then Jelly Row comes out and he's power bomb slamming Logan Paul. I'm like, yeah, I'm going to check out, fellas. I'm going to go ahead and get up out of here, man. I was too much. I was so invested. The five-year-old that was in front of us, he looked worried when Jellyroll went down. Like, I was like, yo, it's going to be okay.

I promise you, Jelly's going to get up. Jelly roll going to get back up. Jelly going to look great, though, man. Oh, yeah. He lost a lot of weight, getting in shape, man. He looks spry in the ring. He might have a few. He might have a few.

He might have a future in wrestling. He might have a real future in the WW. No, that whole match was actually really fun to watch. Even with Logan Paul, like everything about that was hilarious and entertaining. It was definitely entertaining. But I went in to SummerSlam the same way you did is not really a wrestling fan going because of Jade. But the morning before SummerSlam, I binged the entire WWE Unreal series and became fully invested in every single fight that happened that day. Yeah.

Like I don't know if, though, you left. CM Punk game. For my old life, I thought CM Punk was like an EDM DJ. Not somebody that has A-less actor face. Like he should be, he looks like Jonathan Ham. Yeah. Like he really should be starring next to Denzo. But instead, his 50-year-old ass is being thrown in a ring. Yeah. How you do it? I was fully, fully invested in every single one of those fights. I became a full wrestling fan within a six hour day. Like screaming. Like, me and Kaz mainly talk about our daughters. We were doing a whole recap on Sunday. Yeah, yeah.

Of how amazing that she was. I had so much fun. Yeah, it was a dope event, man. A dope event, I was happy to finally, you know, go to SummerSlam. Being a fan of wrestling as a kid, it was obviously something that you wanted to go to. Never got the chance to, but definitely, definitely enjoyed myself. Never going sober, though. Never doing that again.

No, you cannot do that. Either you're going full costume and you go as macho man, or you stay home. I think you should do that. Yeah, I think I'll go as macho man. Next year I'll probably go as macho man. I was so invested in the CM Punk fight at one point, that same five-year-old that was in front of us, I was screaming, fuck you, Gunther. Bright by his ear. Then I had to catch myself.

I'm like, I'm screaming, fuck you, and there's a five-year-old in front of me. He's okay. But I ain't fuck with Gunther. It's part of the culture. And then the CM-F finally got his belt for about 10 seconds. I was ready to go to parking lot and celebrate and then just gets his ass whooped and gets his belt taken away in five seconds. holding up a triumph after I watched a whole Netflix series of how they've been fucking this guy for 50 years.

I was like, what a great ending to a story. Like tears of my eyes. And then here comes a fucking briefcase of money, which I was like, oh, he gets a cash prize too. And cash just like, no, no, no, it means he's about to get his ass whooped. Oh, they're giving him money. I was like, oh, shit, all right.

Trimplej is a thoughtful guy. No, he's about to get fucked up. Yeah. Some of the most interesting outfits of all times. I will say one of the more masculine sports also may be the gayest. Wrestling? Like it really looks like RuPaul Drag Race in there, but fighting. Because of like the briefs.

Yeah. I thought they kind of got. Like, C.M. shouldn't have been in baby blue pumps. Yeah. Like, fighting. Yeah. I like the pants are fine. Like the tights, the pants, those are cool.

Those are not bad. But when you see the wrestlers that come out with still like the boxer briefs that that Hogan used to wear. Yeah. It's like, oh, he's like a throwback. Like, he's in here for business. Yeah, he's not wearing drawers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's in here. He means this shit. He bleeds and loves this wrestling shit. Like, give me the pants. You waxed for this. Oh, he didn't. Oh, he didn't. Okay.

You don't know? He might have some fur showing. Oh. Yeah. Okay. I saw you tweeted that you want to be a wrestler now. Yeah. I was watching it.

You'll get your back broke. You know how fucking hard that mad is. Somebody slam you on that fucking. looking mat. Well, everybody has to train for something. Obviously, I would have to spend years and years training. In no way, shape, or form did I want anybody to think I was just going to walk in a ring and be a wrestler? But when I was watching, like, the whole, like, production of it and everything and the acting, I'm like, this is cool. Like, I feel like a lot of being a wrestler, outside of being an amazing athlete is being entertaining and being a personality. And I was

like, I feel like this is something that I would be good at. I feel like I'm a little bit too old to start, but I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I feel like this is something I would be good at or I would have been good at. I mean, Jade is a little older than you and she just started like a few years ago. So you might on, you need to start like today though. I was going to say like this afternoon. Yeah, this afternoon you need to go to like to a gym and like y'all want to be the next WWE champion. There's got to be like a local circuit somewhere. Long Island, there has to be something. Oh yeah. Somebody's back. For sure. In Long Island. Yeah. Maybe you can get on the car next weekend if you want. No. In Long Island. Watch maybe did you get slammed through a picnic table.

Yeah, Baby D. You're going to run into like a female Kimbo slice. Oh, we get Baby D right on that card next week and walk right in the back. Y'all like, yeah, we got Baby D with us. But they use real picnic tables, not breakaway tables. Yeah, no. You have to break the table. Yeah, this is real.

These are real, this is the real deal in Long Island, definitely. We got there a little late. We missed Cardi B. She was doing her. She premiered a song, right? I think I saw the clip on Twitter. I should think we were late. I didn't see that.

Yeah, she came out and did a new record. I think that's like cool promo. I got, I think I was dealing with it. I think I was in the lounge when she, she was on stage, though. Yeah, for some reason, her and Druski had better seats than us. I don't know why, but I felt a little slighted. I don't know about you.

They only once? I sent Colin a nice DM over the weekend. I don't know if he's seen it yet, but he'll get it. No, like, I really appreciate WW giving us those tickets. The seats were great, free food, never going to complain whatsoever. But, like, we were in the first row that didn't have the cushion seats. It was just, like, one more, like, and we would have been. been a little bit more comfortable.

Those are the chairs that I thought the rest was going to come get to smash over somebody's head. Yeah. That's the chairs we were in. Like, I'm like, oh, yeah, I know what this is. I've seen this on TV. They can come down this little aisle right here, tell us to get the fuck up. And we got to get up if Randy Orton comes over here and tells you to get up.

You're getting up. So what I was trying to figure out, because when we were walking out, when me or and Roy were walking out, I seen people carrying chairs with WWWE on them. And I immediately was like, y'all, like, they sell chairs as merch. Yeah, they sell everything as merch. Selling the Slamch, like the WWE chairs as like merch is like crazy. Like, because you know them kids just going to go in the backyard and fucking kill each other with them. Of course.

That's what you got to do. Go home and smash it over your mom's head. That's what it's for. No, you do the dishes. I can't trust no kid that didn't grow up like being like putting like arm bars and fucking all types of crazy shit. That's how I know about wrestling because my cousin used to do all the moves on me and hurt me and make me crying when I was younger. Yeah. Yeah.

You thought your cousin loved you until you put you in a Boston crap. And I feel like, and I'm glad. And I'm glad this isn't happening now, but when we were younger, I feel like every other month on the news, some sibling was killing their sibling by accident in a wrestling move. Like, when did that stop? When iPads came out? Because I feel like there was a kid dying by accident every week. Yeah, that's why the iPads came up. It was like, yeah, we got to stop this.

Steve Jobs. We got to stop the kids. The epidemic was like, no more. No more. iPads released now. Like, yeah. The funniest part, though, to me was when you did leave, you're discussed, because I believe it was Randy Orrin' that jelly roll beat right you know uh randy orton and jelly roll with teammates it was a logan paul and

drew mackinty yeah you were like logan paul to just suplexed rainy orton i'm going home yeah i was it was just no it wasn't even that it was when jelly roll power bombed i think logan paul i was i was like yeah i'm out fellas like i'm out of here man i can't this is jelly roll but what we doing right now like jelly roll it was so entertaining power bomb and logan paul's like yeah i'm you know when they were walking jelly roll out i'm like nah the little Boy was like, no, Jelly Roll. I'm like, no, he coming back. I'm telling you, he's coming back to save him.

Me and Rory were full in, full in. I was surprised, though, to see Jelly Row moving like that in the ring, though. Like, he really looked like he knew. He knew what he was doing. But Jay told y'all that they have to go and train. Yeah, no. He looked great. He lost a lot of weight.

Like, he looked great. Shout out to Jelly Row, man. That was very entertaining. I'm not going to lie. That was entertaining to watch Jelly Row. There's a lot of, and you know what? I'm not surprised about this, but there was a lot of new Rory and Mall fan crossover with WWE fan crossover.

Like that's one of the places I've been approached the most. Like, like people were asking to take pictures with me and Rory. Like, it was crazy. I'm like, you know what, but I'm not surprised that new Rory Maw fans are wrestling fans. Like, that makes sense.

Does it? They were everywhere. Yes. Yes. I mean, I guess so. It's part of hip hop. Wrestling is part of hip hop. Yeah.

So I get it. Cardi B was hosting. So there you go, right there. Yeah. So Rosenberg. He was working. Yeah. Shout out to Rosenberg.

Yeah. And then I had like a mild panic attack trying to leave the MetLife Stadium. Why? Just too much people. That's why I left when I left. And the people we were with were taking too long to walk

and I think I smoked more weed in one sitting in that parking lot than I have in mind. Rory smoked like a whole spliff. And I'm like, take a breath. Just smoking take a breath. That's why I left earlier. I didn't want to deal with that.

I knew that leaving was going to be crazy. That's why I left. I literally got in and out. When I got to the stadium, it had just started, Like they had these big ass, I don't even know if they were like B-52 bombers flying over this. They wasn't jets. They were like big.

They took the time. Absolutely. So I got there when that happened. And when I left, literally walked out right to the car. It took me maybe not even seven minutes to get from my seat to the highway. No, we did the let out, let out. That shit was rough. But the most revealing thing was I finally found out who Josh is.

Like I finally met him. Yes. I've never met him before. Right. He nobody was yelling louder than Josh. Oh my God, I have a video. Talk about a wrestling fan. Yeah, no, it was like, it was almost scary.

Yeah, and he would have like these outbursts where he'd be like really calm just watching and then all of a sudden stand on his seat and scream at the top of his lungs out of nowhere. Yeah. Like not even after like a crazy move or whatever. He would just like get something in his brain worked up. It's called Tourette's is what it's called. It's called. It's called Tourette's word.

That's exactly what that's called. Don't worry about that. I'm not diagnosed. I know, but I like. that he, you know, was opening up and being more of him self-around us. But it definitely shocked me. Like, most of the time I was looking at Josh, looking at the ring. I have a video where I was recording Jade's match.

And, like, I think she's suplexed Tiffany. And all you hear is, Josh, do it again. I was like, all, fam. Like, you know. I was like, all right. I'm going to have to cut that part of it. I'm going to have to cut that part out. Like, you're screaming in my fucking video, bro.

But SummerSlam was not over. as I woke up today Nikki Minaj versus Des Bryant happened I don't even think they're trying to hide the simulation from us anymore What has happened? The confusion I had in traffic Of how this even begun

Like we are putting so many sentences together These days that I never thought we would hear Putting so many people together That I thought we would never It's like what is going on? What is happening? Because y'all, you know, I get a lot of the news And the current shit from y'all when I come here

What is happening with Des Bryant and Nikki. Well, the first thing I saw, I got like, I was in round six is when I realized anything was even happening. When I saw Nikki offer up her husband to fight an NFL player, do you think she consulted with her husband before that? Wait, she did what? She said she would get $10 million so that Des Bryant and her husband can fight.

And I'm not saying, you know, Kenny is not who he is or not where he's from or not the past that he has. I'm just saying Des Brian is Des Bryant. Don't offer, I don't care.

My wife, my girl, Damaris, anybody. Do never offer me to fight Desbrine. Like, do not do that. But imagine how you sleep. Because now I got to fight him. Imagine you sleep and your wife is another room doing that.

And then you wake up seeing that you got to fight an NFL player. You're like, wait, what would happen? What just happened? But what is all that is stemming from? Is it like... So I had to go back. Like, I'm completely lost.

Like, how did we even get to Des and Nikki even having a conversation? I thought she was still talking about Des from Rock Nation. Desiree. Then I got really confused. Like, wait, this is Des Bryant. It's up for every day. Is it? Is it?

Is it. Is it up for any Deskwin? Yo, Nikki going at any Des, is hilarious. Yo, Nikki going at any Des is hilarious. But wait. Is that part of it? Like maybe he thought that he, she says something by him? So I went back right before we started recording.

So initially there was something about Jerry Jones and Des Bryant's contract where Hove negotiated that deal without being like a licensed NFL agent at the time. So it caused controversy or whatever. So then Des like just, I don't know, commented on it. And then Nikki, who has been on her tirade with Rock Nation, saw this and obviously wanted to take advantage of any rock nation slander. Okay. She says, does anyone want to play a game?

And then Des Bryant innocently was like, I love games, not knowing that this was about to talk about child rape, offering $10 million bounties for fights. Okay. Like, I think he thought it was just going to be a game. Okay. Nikki thought otherwise. And then Desk said, get to $10 million in cash. I'm ready now.

Well, we know, well, it's safe to say that. Des is ready. Nah, he's probably still in, he doesn't play anymore, does he? No. Okay, so he's probably still, you know, he still has a workout regimen,

I'm sure. Des Bryant is like up there with Cam Newton as like one of the most athletic people I've ever seen in my life. Like, I don't care if he's never thrown a punch. You're still going to have trouble with Des Bryant. Absolutely, yes.

That is a fucking monster. Yes, but this is just so, but how, again, you explained everything and I'm still confused as to how I would die. I just say it made sense. I was just telling you that. I'm still like, how did we get here, though? Like, what is going on?

Why is everybody, like, what is everybody's upset? Everybody's mad. Everybody's, like, what is going on in the world? Like, I thought everybody was supposed to be happy, healthy, and just chill. Why would you think that? I mean, because that's just the best way to be, though. Everybody just mind your business. Nirvana.

Yeah, man, I don't know, man. I don't know. Admittedly, don't know too much about either cases. I just don't understand how a Jerry Jones in JZ negotiation 10 years ago led to me finding out that Des Bryant allegedly beat up his mother and I found out even more about the alleged rapist activities of the Minaj family. I started learning things about Nikki's brother, her dad. Like, why is Des Bryant telling me this?

Yeah, but I don't think, I don't think Des beat his mom up. I think his mom was abusing him. I'm saying all alleged fans on both sides, I'm admitting. I didn't even want to look further into it. I was sitting there wondering why it was even being talked about when all we were talking about before was Jerry Jones and Juan making a deal. Yeah, I mean, listen, man. Again, nothing surprises me, but this one is as close to being surprising as it gets.

Like, I never thought I would come in here and hear that Nikki Minaj and Des Vryant are negotiating a $10 million fight. I just never thought that would be a part of our talking points. But I don't know, man. I don't know what's going on with people. I think everybody just needs to relax, you know, just just chill, be happy. Life is beautiful. We cause a lot of issues that don't need to be caused and we don't, you know, need to go down certain paths.

But, you know, it is what it is. But I feel like they needed to respect the audience a little bit more on this one because I was still trying to figure out how Johnny Mansell and Gilly were beefing. I wasn't even ready for Nikki and I was still trying to figure out that one Yeah, I didn't understand that either Johnny just jumped in that I think He just was like, yo, I'm gonna slap the shit out here on you

And I was just like, whoa Johnny, where did that? That just came out of you came in hot. Because the Cam Newton and Gilly, I wouldn't call it a beef, but their war of words back and forth. Yeah, Cam and Gilli are funny. Like, I mean, it hasn't gotten, in my opinion,

that serious from what I've seen. It's been kind of playful slash serious banter back and forth. Yeah. I thought Cam's response was hilarious. I just then, when Mr. Football, fucking Mr. Ohio just comes out of left field, and he's like, y'all slap the shit out of Gilly. Like, wait, that has to be a fake Johnny Mansell count.

No, that's a verified account. What the fuck is going on in the world? I don't know, man. He says, yo, Gilly the kid, you may be the biggest fucking loser on the planet, talking like you've fucking done anything on the football field. If I see you, just know I'm going to slap the fuck out of you. Trust, shout out the 38 special. But I don't know if I'm as surprised as that.

Johnny is... Actually, I didn't look up. I thought he really said shout out to 38th special. No, but he said, I was like, damn, I missed the 38th smash shout out. No, but he said trust. So, you know, that's 38th, shit. So, you know, shout out the special.

Yeah, this one doesn't really surprise me because, you know, Johnny is a, he's a wild boy, man. So, you know, he's sticking up with his, his, I guess, his NFL counterpart in that regard, right? He's sticking up for Cam Newton. Like, yo, listen, don't disrespect Cam. Cam is a great athlete, great quarterback. you know, stop talking shit about him, stop shit.

And you could kind of see why he came then. Oh, no, no, no. I get, you know, that Heisman community. I'm sure they always look out for each. Yeah, it's a fraternity. You know that. You know a thing about that. If one of my rappers was playfully going back and forth with somebody, I wouldn't then step in.

I'm sure Cam and Johnny Manzile have had maybe three conversations in their entire life. Yeah. I'm not stepping in and saying, I'm going to slap the shit out of you when you guys were doing playful banter. Well, Gilly responded. And as Gilly, you know, Gilly ain't going to miss a moment to respond to anybody. But Gilly responded and he had a face full of, let's say, substance. I don't know what it was. He had a face full of substance.

Faceful of substance. He had a face full of substance. And he just was like, yo, listen, you know, Johnny, I don't know what you over there doing. But I can only guess that you must be high out of your mind right now thinking that you're just going to slap the shit out of me. Like, I don't know, man. I just, again, we're putting sentences together. We're saying things, putting names together that I never thought would happen. this is what the internet does

so i think this one brings people together even if we don't ask for it johnny manzel of course is an incredible athlete at one one time i watched the doc i don't know if he stayed in shape i've seen gilly box before

gilley knows how to fight i don't know how this one will go and johnny manzell obviously if you go to the nfl you're a fucking top tier athlete but they always said he was too small for the nfl anyways yeah i mean he's not that much bigger than gilly

is this something that we We think we'll see Logan, the Paul brothers, get behind. What Johnny was on that side. He said, let's set up the fight. Which I, after, I thought it was kind of weird when he just butted in and said, I'll slap the shit out of you. But once he said, like, let's actually set the fight up, I was like, I respect it. I mean, you're not just tweeting. I mean, listen, for the, for the right, for the right payday.

I mean, we know Gilly ain't ducking it. No. Gilly, he'll get in the ring with Johnny Mansell for the right. Gilly did it. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Barstool. But he can't throw his own boxing event.

Can he? Like, isn't that, like, kind of inside trader? Literally, every Mayweather fight was money, money boy productions or whatever the shit was. He was paying his opponent. That's how, that's how ill Floyd Mayweather was as a businessman. Like, he was paying his opponent. They got their check, win or lose, well, all losses because he's undefeated, but from Floyd Mayweather LLC. Like, I see, you know, when the documentary come out some years, they would like some niggas took the fall for that.

I'm just saying you get when you when you are promoting the fight and paying the fighter you leave room for that speculation but I'm going to be like yo you was paying these fighters like how we know you wasn't paying them to lose I'm just saying you leave room for that speculation but we're also talking about Floyd probably the best defensive boxer ever without a doubt without a doubt I'm just saying it wouldn't surprise me if 10 years from now we get a documentary where one of the fighters they fought come out and say yeah no you know they paid me a little extra to just you know take it easy I had the only time Zab almost got him I thought that was like one of the only fights he was going to lose

But other than that Mayweather's one pretty Zab Zab caught him with one And Zab caught him And Shane Mosley caught him Yeah as well Shane caught him with one of the cleaner punches

I think that was in a few rounds Kind of look like it may go the other way But I don't know I'm not Mannie caught him with some clean ones too Yeah he didn't fight Mani When Manny was Mani Nah I mean well

You know That's a Mani had been laid out on the canvas three times before that. The documentary. The documentary will wait to see. Well, yeah, I can't make any sense of this. I will be ringside if Johnny Mansell and Gilly fight, though. I will definitely go to that fight.

I think that's going to be funny to watch. That's just going to be funny. Yeah, I bet on money. On Johnny Mansell and Gilly? I would say Gilly. Without seeing what Johnny Manzil walks in the ring looking like, like, if he's in shape, if he's like. How much time? two months

oh I'm taking gilly okay but I mean boxing is an art like even if you're yeah if you're a world class fighter like yeah this is not the the

Desbriott Kenneth fight I'm so like in a boxing ring you gotta know how to box or you will get chipped up like no matter how strong you are two months nah

gillie been boxing its old life yeah yeah but johnny is probably bigger than gilly we can assume Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So it's not, you know, he has the advantage there.

Size, strength. I don't care how Toyota are if you've never seen an angle. Like. You know, I get that, but I'm just saying it's size, strength. Let Gilly swing his foot one time and give Johnny an angle he's never seen. That's true. I'm going, Gilly. I'll watch it, though.

I'll definitely tune in for that. I would definitely want to see that. And like, I watched the doc. Johnny was getting thrown out of house parties, just fucking civilian small names. spitting in his face, get the fuck out of our house party, and Johnny's just leaving. Nah, he's, Gilly from Philly, no. You couldn't do that with Tanner in Ohio.

Yeah. Well, back to this Jalen Hertz, Cam Newton thing. Now, why do people, why are people, like, so upset about that? Like, saying that Jalen, like, that Gilly said, Jalen, uh, Jailen Hurts is better than, Cam, I don't know if I'm on the side of that, honestly. I don't know if Jailen Hurt is a better quarterback than Cam Newton. I don't think he is.

But, I mean, if someone said it, I wouldn't want to slap the shit out of them. Now, granted, Jaylen Hertz won a Super Bowl. But again, that goes to, speaks to a better team, you know, that healthy, Cam got to the Super Bowl, didn't win it. But y'all know how I feel about it. I think Cam Newton is the greatest college football player ever,

in my opinion. I don't think I've ever seen a college football player better than Cam Newton. Again, him winning that national championship with Auburn, beating Alabama. I still don't know how he pulled that off with that team. team he had versus Alabama. Insane. He got to the Super Bowl.

Didn't win it. Didn't, you know, didn't leave with the jury. Cam Newton had a great professional career. What are we talking about? No, he can't. But this is what I'm saying? I don't, just because you want it. Now, I get it.

When you win the Super Bowl as a quarterback, you get to talk a little, you know, in the locker room with the other quarterbacks. You talk slick. You show that jury. It's a different, it's a different level. Okay. But, um, all right.

Derek Fisher, incredible point guard. I don't think he's better than Iverson just because he has the rings. Yeah, but that's not a fair. I could have said Mario Chalmers. I'm trying to find, like Derek was a quality point guard. But Cam Newton was league MVP. Iverson's been that. Yeah.

Jalen Hertz was he league MVP as well? Yeah, yes. League MVP. Twice, right? Or just once? They're both great. I just side with Cam. I honestly wouldn't be mad at either side, but I personally think Camdenham's.

Jaylen Hertz is a better quarterback than Cam Newton. I think that if we have Cam Newton and Jaylen Hertz on the draft board at the same time knowing what we know right now, like who's taken. I just seen Cam Newton do more with less. So I'm going to have to go with Cam Newton. This is a message that applies to 99% of you listening right now because that's how many can be covered by fast and reliable service on the Boost Mobile Network with 99% nationwide coverage. Mall, I know some of them are thinking, no, I'm special. I'm the 1%. Boost Mobile's amazing network doesn't apply to me. I don't want to hear it because you're probably a weirdo that likes candy corn or something like that.

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I will say this. In regards to the DJ Quick, Dr. Dre thing, because I did see somebody tweeted, the art of dialogue page tweeted, DJ Quick reacts and agrees with a fan who says he's legendary producer, everyone thinks Dr. Dre is. So somebody says, DJ Quick is actually

who everyone thinks Dr. Dre is and Quick responded with finally someone had the balls to say it. I thought Quick and Dre weren't a good place now. I know there's been some ups and downs, but I thought everything was all good now. You can still be in a good place and just when somebody says something that I think a lot of the industry, a lot of artists, a lot of other producers have known to be true.

But just like on Twitter, that felt like resent, like you don't do that unless you like dislike that person. It wasn't like an interview where some we were having a healthy music debate. And Quick was like, yo, I don't think I get my problem. Because DJ Quick is a legend and the reason why the Westwood sound even sounds the way it sounds. And incredibly underrated. Yeah. incredibly underrated.

So I think that someone has the boss to say it part was kind of like, okay, so you've been waiting for somebody to say that. That's what it feels like. That's what it reads as, okay, you've been waiting for somebody to finally say what a lot of people behind the scenes have been saying for years and have had conversations about. When you say better, okay. Dr. Dre probably is credited with more hit records. Yes.

Right? Well, more classic albums. But then you get to the conversation of how much of that is credited to Drey that he actually did versus Quick. I told you. Funny story. Hop always says about DJ Quick is he's the only guy I've ever been in the studio with who I've seen touch every knob on the soundboard. Literally touched every single. And you know he built that equipment too.

Yeah, yeah. You've been in a few studios. Do you know how many knobs or something? And Hop said, yo, I was in the studio a quick. He touched every knob on the soundboard. Yeah. I have been in studios where full orchestras were playing, and every single line knob was attached to every single instrument,

and they were still only using one or two. Exactly. They didn't need the other 17 above it. Right. It made beautiful lights. Yeah. But you like, but to see somebody, I mean, I think that Quick probably is alluding to, you know,

people say Dr. Dre has a lot of ghost producers, a lot of things he hasn't produced, but has his name on. It's just him having some younger, hungrier guys in the studio. And then, you know, they just want to work and get paid for it. They don't care if they get credited for it. That's been to talk for some years. I hear my thing.

Like, all right. Yes, Dr. Dre has definitely collabed with other producers. For sure. Like, still Dre Bees, one of my favorite Dre beats, but that's Scott Storch on the piano. But, like, I don't think that's a bad thing. Dre has proven that he is a legend by himself as well. 100%. So I always find that those types of stats,

you're having these debates kind of weird. Like, so what was Dre supposed to do? You shouldn't grow his sound and, like, work with other people. Dre has proven to you he can do this by himself. Yeah. Now, the rapper conversation, I'm not even having that one. This is just strictly production. Yeah.

Now, would Dre's sound be the same if DJ Quick never existed? That's a conversation, I think. Mm-hmm. That could be had here. And is, should be credited to DJ Quick. I don't think we get the Dre sound without DJ Quick, setting the tone of what the West Coast sound was. Yeah.

At the time. Now better Not Dre's just had a longer career with with bigger artists Like unfortunately that is also a stat to me as well Absolutely Like global fucking music I'm sorry Dre is better

But I don't think he's Dre without Quick I think you definitely need DJ Quick In order to have a Dr. Dre I think you know People who don't know DJ Quick Don't know his work Don't know what he's done in the industry Please go do your homework on him

You'll probably be very surprised to know that some of your favorite songs he produced Now when you say better I think that's that comes down to taste if we go with which you would you prefer Things like that like you know that's that's for people to always argue like I can't tell you what you're supposed to like But I'm just going from a you know just to just a producer standpoint I do feel like DJ Quick is definitely underrated as a producer Yeah he doesn't get he doesn't get talked about enough When we start talking our legendary producers in hip hop and music, we don't talk about DJ Quick enough. So I do understand, you know, why he may fill away because he kind of gets overlooked a lot.

Not kind of, he gets overlooked a lot when it comes to conversations in the culture about the greatest producers of all time. DJ QuickName needs to be in those conversations a lot more. Yeah, like, I mean, do I think Premier would say Marley Moore probably like inspired him? sure but I think Freeman's better but Marley's still a legend and Havix drums wouldn't sound the same

if it wasn't for him like he's just like the genesis of the whole thing so you have to give him that credit but I mean Drake took it to a way different level from R&B to pop

to hip hop like it's Dray like I don't really know what to tell you now in the same breath will I am was he promoted what is will i am doing i don't know man i it just i'm just always laughed whenever people find

a way to mention j z's name like j b and this is how you know and and sometimes you just got to step back and just look at the common fact in a lot of these conversations and debates there's a reason why they always go to j's name it's i think it's because we all know that yes j z is the greatest rapper of all time anytime you start talking about who's better than who they're always going to say some somebody's better than Jay-Z because Jay-Z is the bar. I think we all know that whether you want to recognize that or not.

I mean, Jay-Z is the greatest rapper of all the time. You can have your preference of who you like and Black Thought is amazing. But to say, for Will I am to say that Black Thought is a trillion-time

better rapper than Jay-Z, I mean, come on, Will I am. Like, I get it, Black Thoughts. He's on our alien list. 100%. Incredible MC, incredible rapper. where Jay is, I'm sure as a huge fan of Black Thought has worked with him before. Like, you know, he has respect, a ton of respect for him.

But when you say a trillion time, like, that's just, now you're just, you know, that's when, because you can say, I think Black Thought is a better rapping in Jay Z. And I don't think that that stings as much as he's a trillion times better. That's like sounding like Jay is where he's a dog shit rapper. Yeah. The funniest part of his statement was when he was like, don't get me wrong. Jay is dope. Like, oh, thanks.

Thanks, Will. Yeah, like, we needed that confirmation. Like, okay, glad you said it. No, I think Jay Z is dope. Yeah. But he's trillion times worse than fucking Black Thought. Right. How do you gauge it then?

His top five rappers, Rock Kim, Big Daddy King, K. Kress, one, Naz, Black Thought. Not mad at this list whatsoever. That's your preference. Jay Z is a top rock. All right, so we're just talking rap, rap, rapidy rap. I still think Jay and Black Thought are comparable with there. But are we adding in all the other factors too?

Black Thought does have hits. I'm not saying he doesn't. Mm-hmm. That was call back to Will I. I got it. I got it. I got what you was doing there. What are we talking about?

Again, preference and taste is all, you know, that's who you are. I'm not, you know, Will I am is a, is a, is a, is a legendary musician, artist, you know what I'm saying? Like, he knows what he likes. He knows a lot more about music than I probably do. So I'm not arguing his taste level. He does. Yeah, I'm not arguing his taste level. But.

Then anyone in this room combined. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not arguing will I am's taste level. It's just. the trillion times better that I'm just like that just you you got to understand how that just smells and feels like disrespect to jZ and let's not act like all of us haven't held a bit of resentment towards will i am for the last 15 years there there was a time he was quietly uh ruining music will i and i think he's a legendary producer i think he's an incredible musician i think he's

He's one of the ones from our generation. But when he started doing that watered down electronic pop music with black IPs, I mean, I resented him the same way I resented Norie for reggaeton. Like, you were so good. And like, now I have this that's just spilling over into every genre of music. I don't even think we get to the Ron Brow's era without Will I am making pop music sound that awfully electronic. That was like when they were doing Let's Get Retarded in here

Is when I think music took a shift Pop music specifically And had to get saved around 2010 It was so fucking bad I'm not saying what the Black I P's was doing bad The result of everyone trying to copy that awful sound Oh my God Pop was so fucking

I mean he gave us one of the greatest New Year songs ever though I got a feeling That tonight's gonna be a good night You can't bring in a new year without turning that on. It's not even a new year if you don't listen to that. I'd probably leave that party. Probably through the balcony exit. I'm a fast way now.

I'm taking the window. I'm taking the window. If that were to play at midnight, that would probably be, oh, all right, this was my last year. I knew it. Yeah, yeah, I'll take the window. I mean, it's going to sound like hater shit because the black IPs are legendary and they have a great catalog. Yeah, but well, I am, you got to cut the shit, man. Then he got, then he had, that song with him and Nikki.

It was just getting to a weird place with Will I Am. That one, the futuristic, anytime an artist tries to do their space futuristic phase is usually when I check out. Yeah. And all of our favorite producers have probably tried that. Well, I Am, you can't say that black though is a trillion times better rapping than Jay-Z. You can't say that. That's just disrespectful. That's definitely, that was intended with disrespect.

And he knows that. Like, you can't say a trillion times. You can't, that's just disrespectful. Is there, do we think there's something there? Or Will I am, Jay-Z? Yeah. It seems like everybody, it seems like it's something near with everybody in Jay-Z. Like, it's something there.

Jay-Z has ruined everybody's lives as far as everybody is concerned. Like, Jay-Z is the reason why everybody either doesn't have a platinum record, either doesn't have a successful relationship, either doesn't have a successful sports franchise. Like, Jay-Z is the reason behind everyone's failures. So it seems if you let people tell it. There's got to be something. Did he sign Fergie or something?

No, no. But then again, I don't know. Maybe. It could just be his opinion. No, I know. Yeah, but your opinion, you can't say a trillion times better. People tend to exaggerate that one. Yeah, but that's disrespect.

You can't do that when it comes to Jay Z. As the rapper, you can't disrespect Jay like that. We've all been podcasting and doing media long enough to know when somebody says something, there's something that we don't know that's attached to it. Yeah. Like you don't just say that. Yeah. There's got to be some history.

There's something that. Nobody knows it. Maybe only them to know. Maybe Jay passed on a record. There has to be something. Yeah. He said he was going to do a feature, didn't do it. Yeah.

There's always something, I promise you. There's always something behind the words that people say. And I totally get why people always say, I'm sure everything always has to do with a woman. That's usually why men beef. You're not wrong. But there are also fragile male ego shit. Like you said he was going to do a feature for me. And then you didn't.

And I didn't even look into what was going on in your life. Like maybe he had a death in the family. But you're just holding on a resentment because you just think this person played you. Yeah. I can see that. Either way, I mean, I like Black Thought. Well, I love Black Thought as a rapper in the MC. One of my favorites for sure.

but obviously to me and to many others, I think it is clear that Jay Z is the greatest rap of all time. I mean, listen, I'm just happy that Jay did pass on any electronic feature in the mid-2000s with Black Eye Piece. Me too. Because then we got it with Hot Tadi. You love that. Ooh, Kemosabi.

You love that, you love Hot Tadi on the low. That's your shit on the low. That's probably why Will I.M. is pissed off because he went and did that very. He was like, all right, man. You could have done this shit. You could have gave me a verse for sure. That's funny. Well, also, in other insane shit that's been happening the last few days,

I walked into the studio and Josh and Pige informed me that Jason Lee and Tiffany Haddish had a baby. So congrats is to them. I think that's amazing. Man, Jason Lee and Tiffany Haddish did not have no baby, man. But what's going on with the simulation? Oh, yeah, this is A. First of all, this is AI.

It looks AI to me. This is AI, even if it's not, it's AI. But no, Tiffany Haddish did not have a baby with Jason. Okay, all right. Then I want to know who AI did. Like, where did you get that in your head? No, I think this is just Jason Lee, you know, knowing how the internet works and just ran into Tiffany and her baby and just, you know,

took a picture and just, you know, the people, I did either one of them say that? Or did people just... It's a collab post from both of their accounts. Oh, Jason Lee, he said cats out the bag. Oh, this is Jason Lee. He knows how to play with the internet. Of course. Yeah, he's not saying they have a baby.

He just said the cats out the bag. Like, that's what he said. But, I mean, I don't know. It could be true. Yeah, they're wearing mics. He probably had an interview with her. Is Tiffany in common still together? That was the first thing I said.

I thought they, like, well, first we need to understand, find out if that's true. But that's, that's the bottom line is Jason Lee and Tiffany had to not have a baby. But why is that so crazy to say? I could see it. He's into politics now. Nuclear family looks good on the campaign trail. Okay. So does the gay family. Okay. The gay family probably looks better on the trail now than the nuclear family. But you could Brady bunch of this and get check every box. Yeah, that's true. Bring common back. She's not with common. They're not dating anymore. Okay. So I was rooting for them. You were not rooting for Tiffany. I thought about like. You could constantly.

I posted pictures so I know I couldn't sleep I couldn't sleep until I knew they were together or not but yeah no this is Jason Lee just having fun with the internet Nah but you never had like a pregnancy pact with a girl before Like when you were younger

Yeah There was a girl in like my early 20s We're both like If we're 35 and both single Like you know I'm not in a cup And we'll just be cool parents Nothing in a cup

It's kind of like a pup cup At Starbucks same thing Yeah Oh mall What? I'm mad you said it's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's not the same.

They go crazy over it. Dogs know. They know when you pull in the Starbucks. They know. They just know where they're at. So if I went to the clinic, Basley would lose her mind. No one is like, oh, this is just like Starbucks.

No, she loses my mind. She wanted to leave the clinic. Yeah. I don't think that. I don't think that Jason Lee and Tiffany had a baby. No, actually, I know they didn't. This is just... Tell me about your pregnancy pack.

I'm still cool with a girl we had a pregnancy pack but she has a boyfriend now. I had a pregnancy pack. I ain't gonna lie. I had probably about nine pregnancy packs. Oh, he was one of them. I owe like nine babies. I ain't gonna lie.

I definitely owe nine kids. What happens when they come back for they dead? No, no, no. Some of them have had kids already. But like, it's probably like four that are like probably quietly still waiting but don't want to tell me. Yeah, but it's not going to happen.

Y'all could have a baby. I mean, it's too late for me now. because I feel like having a child I was about to say the real way having a child the real way the way the way the way God intended

I feel like then you can't God didn't intend for people to have babies like this Like after having a child I would feel very awkward Like just nutting in a cup to give to a friend because we said that we agreed to that

Wait is that how you was going to do it You wasn't going to like have sex with her? No we were there was a friend pregnancy back Yeah but Have sex with your friend. Oh, I didn't think of it that way. You didn't think of it. I'll shoot her a text.

And you know it was crazy? I know somebody texted you when you actually had a baby and was like you lied. No, I know anything. Somebody, one of your pregnancy packs definitely texted me like, you lied. My loose ends of life were well tied up by the time Amarro was born. Thank God. Because I'm sure there's plenty of people that when they announce their pregnancy to the world. don't have everything tied up and they're at the hospital getting crazy text messages.

But all jokes aside, what if this is real though? Like, would have Jason Lee and Tiffany Haddish did really have a baby together? I hope. You don't hope that they had a baby together. No, I wasn't going to say that. I said I was going to hope, I hope that everything works out. I guess they're doing it as friends. I hope everything works out.

I know that can be a messy situation if it goes wrong. Let me tell you something. If Jason Lee and Tiffany Haddish really had it really had. I'm being positive. Bro. The simulation. is fucking glitching. Like, it's people doing shit

that just ain't supposed to be done at this point. Okay. I mean this respectfully. How old is Tiffany? Tiffany's getting up there. Up there with age where you have to get to... She's not old for the earth, but, you know, for childbirth.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. Sometimes. 45, yeah. You know, and Jason Lee is gay, but I'm sure still wants kids. Like, that would make total sense to me. How many kids is...

I hate when you make sense, man. Common is in... Anytime I see common, he's like breakdancing or freestyle in New Orleans like yeah maybe Tiffany had ultimatum like I need a baby or we're done and then she went to Jason Lee to cry on his shoulder because that's a friend and he was like well yo like I don't like vagina so I can't like have a kid so how about you just take my my sperm I don't see Jason Lee doing that I definitely see Jason Lee doing it for sure and really and the kid's name is probably

Beyonce. Nah, Rihanna. Yeah, I don't see Jason Lee doing that. I'm on the side of this is just Jason Lee fucking with the internet. I don't think this is real. Not saying it can be. Not saying the day, again, they didn't make a pregnancy pact and their friends and this and the third.

Like, I get all of that. I just don't, I think this is more just Jason Lee just fucking around with the internet. Demaris, do you have someone in your life that would be good for a pregnancy pack if it were to get there. Who's your tallest friend? We have to think jeans here. Sidney's sweeteney taught me that you have to have good genes. I don't even think I have any tall friends.

I'm not going to lie. I don't even have any tall friends. I made pregnancy packs before, though. Serious ones are like just, we're just talking to talk. Yeah. Me and one of my old homeboys said that we would have adopted child if we never ended up having one. That's not a pregnancy. Pregnancy pack.

Somebody pregnant? Who said that had to be me? What is you talking? But I do, I do. Walking by the hospital. They're pregnant? I have made a pregnancy pack with one of, one of my home boys. So.

To adopt or actually carry a baby? To have a kid. Yeah, to have a kid. Okay. I think we have like five years left on it. That should expire in five years? Mm-hmm. All right.

Yeah. So in five, no, in five years, if we're not in relationships where we feel like we will be having. the kids soon then we'll just have a kid with each other okay I respect that are you guys gonna fuck or is it coming a cup cup okay so you got told you that's the I'm not weird for not wanting to fuck my friend to get her pregnant so how all packs work because at this point like right that's not how old pack because if she's lying oh what you're trying to know that she's I just feel like if you if you if you be down to fuck me in 10 years we might as well just fuck right now that's why I find that

like if we weren't already fucking I assume that I'm just going to come in a cup yeah because if you're if you're going to fuck me in 10 years just get it out the way now yeah like why is our first time fucking we trying to like conceive for like on Rory's standpoint yeah but I mean if you making a pregnancy pact I just think that you know if y'all both are healthy

and able to have kids like you would have intercourse you can just all right we stumbled on the topic here all right let's say y'all never had sex but you want to do it in the way way good white Christians think you should do it. What's that sex like? Are you just putting your dick in and like want to come or are you like trying to show out before you get her pregnant?

No, yeah, yeah. You slamming. You're putting her through the mattress. But it's supposed to just be for her to get pregnant. Like we're not to. Yeah, no. Yeah, but I want my kid to come from like a good story. Like I don't want like my kids to come from like some mid sex.

That'd piss me off. Like, now you're a mid-nicker. That's not how that. It doesn't transfer. Mid-ass kid. Like, I don't want that. So you feel like your pops was blowing your mom's back out when you was born. You cool?

I was going off here. Because I think you're a dope person. Yeah, by your logic. Yeah, that was a copy. Nah, they went crazy. Fireworks. Yeah, through the mattress. There you go.

My parents told me how I got conceived, though. I actually got conceived on the 4th of July in the shower after a hot day. Definitely mid-sex. Just because you don't got that talent. Don't mean anybody else don't? I hate shower sex so much. Fourth of July and the shower. after it was a really hot day

okay I got to ask my mom I was like I've never had that conversation with my mom you don't need to I promise you I don't need it It's not gonna change much Well you don't gotta give me like Don't give me like positions

But like you can say like hey I was this day It was this day this is what was going on Okay Well I mean you would There's only so many shower sex positions So you probably Thank you Roy

I wasn't trying to narrow it down Thank you so much Yeah moving forward Amar was missionary That's why baby Dee smells so good She was born She was created in the shower So she always smells like lavender

Yeah yeah I get it now It makes sense why you always smell good baby D Okay She was conceived of the shower Lotion Yeah it's dove all over in the DNA I get it Yeah

It's radiant skinning I totally A lot of these niggas was conceived In a subway Yeah some of these niggas was conceived In a fucking hallway That's it Staircase

You said like it I was in a Tampa Hotel, so whom I didn't say. Oh, there's tan. Your skin, lovely. No, no, no. Amara was conceived in a Tampa hotel. I don't know how I was conceived. I didn't even know my parents liked each other.

To this day, I was like, how did y'all even? I can't even see y'all. I know I came like later and y'all had like, y'all known each other. But like, what the fuck? That is funny, man. Yeah, the thought of having my. My parents having sex doesn't gross me out. It's just like, I can't see it.

Yeah. No way they'd even be in the same room together. Yo, it's funny when you think your parents absolutely hate each other. Like, how did I happen? Like, how did I happen? Like, at what time was this good? What year did y'all like each other, like, in order to have me? What year was that?

And what did that look like? Because right now, y'all absolutely hate each other. I mean, it was at the tail end of the 80s Coke shit, you know, because I'm 90. Yeah. So I think once they, like, tried to sober up, it was just, we liked each other because of the powder. Because of the powder. Post powder cleared it.

It was the powder that brought us together. Yeah, you know, my mom might be sober when she was pregnant. Yeah. She started to get a clear mind of like, what the fuck? Well, yes, I think it's odd that the pregnancy pack, you would dog her out. Like, having foreplay before your pregnancy pack, pregnancy to me is just funny. It's like you're here to just create Yeah it's kind of awkward

Look how we're saying it's awkward That's what sex is supposed to be for It's supposed to be to create life And we like yo that's awkward That y'all trying to have a baby that's crazy I mean how many times Do you think it would take Because then if you go that route

Now you gotta keep fucking your friend Yeah Because as easy as it is to get pregnant It is also very difficult to get pregnant Yeah You didn't think of that bitch's boyfriends worry about Me? Yeah Why?

Because look how you think. You're like, yeah, you got to keep fucking your friend. That's your friend. But if we're having a baby, like, and she got to be trying to have a baby. I'm trying to get her pregnant. Like, we got to keep having sex until she's pregnant. Why would somebody, this is my friend that I made a pact with. Like, she's not in a relationship with somebody else and I'm doing that.

Like, me and my friend made a pack years ago. Now we're making good on the pack. We're trying to have a baby. How would you feel if your girlfriend told you that she had a pregnancy pack with somebody? go be with him what you what you with me for you got a pack with somebody else you've broken nine packs before

yeah but I mean they were not serious whatsoever no but it was why would that bother you no but the pack is if we're not with anybody at this age and in life we don't have any kids will we have one together yeah the pregnancy back is actually more for the desperation of I just get

along with this person and I want to have children I like this person yeah it's a good person I think you'll be a great father if your girl had one of those but now she's with you she's with somebody she wants to ate fuck and then have kids with yeah so why would it be weird if she had pregnancy pack with somebody else because it's just like yo you told somebody like that because that the pussy's don't lay away at that point right like he no it's not like your friend is somewhere hoping we don't work out that's what the pregnancy pack is no he's actively searching for a woman for him to have kids with him

he hoping you don't work out so he could hit that that's terrible i can honestly say in the pregnancy pack that we were fake serious about, the energy of that was not hoping it worked out. We were hoping that we would never be in that situation. But we were realistic. He said like he had a real, like if you have a pregnancy pack with somebody, DeMaris, you've thought about having sex with that person before. The person that I originally met, the first person I made my pregnancy pack would know. We had never considered it.

We just were like young and just like, yo, we're not finding love. Like, we want kids eventually fuck it. Like, we just going. So wait, you made a pregnancy pack with somebody that you're not attracted to and you never thought about having sex with? No, because we were going to either adopt or do like surrogacy. So you're not attracted to the person you had a pregnancy pack. No, the current one I have one way. I mean, he cool.

I don't, I think y'all can happen. Oh, no, I would have fucked that girl. This is what I'm saying. Of course you would have. Well, I mean, obviously, if I'm doing a pregnancy pack, outside of us being friends and cool, I want good genes. I'm going to find somebody. Yeah. She's attractive.

She's intelligent. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You've thought about. Driven. Had a career. Right. So the thought about a thought of having sex with her has a.

Yeah, but we was cool. But I definitely found her attractive and had the opportunity to be. That's all I'm saying. Like you would have you. You would hit. So if my, if my current girlfriend says she has a pregnancy pact. I didn't make a pregnancy pact because she wasn't letting me hit.

And then in 10 years maybe I can. No, no, no, no. Because to me, that's not what I was thinking coming in a cup. I swear. That's not what I would have been. No, yeah, yeah. That's not what I was trying to say. I wasn't trying to say that.

You was hoping like your team. Because I should be locked up if that's the case. Because that waiting on that, it's crazy. No, I'm not. No, no, no, no. I knew you wasn't saying that. And just doing that to beat once is even sicker. Like now you got to, you got a kid.

You did all that just to fuck once. Oh, my God. Anyways, that's how you end up throwing Dildos on WMBA courts. Yo, what's up with this, man? So we back to the WMBA. Keep looking at me every time Dildo's mentioned. Because, baby, Dee. Like, I just don't.

Because I don't know if this is just some random white. I think the WMBA is behind this, this Dildo Gate. I don't, the first one, I don't think so. But everyone after that, yes. I think the WNBA is, yeah. I think they've leaned into this. For sure. I think they're planning the Dildo in the arena under somebody's seat.

It's kind of like when you go to a concert and they're like, stand up. Check under your seat right now. And it's like tickets to a. Yeah. You won up the Pepsi Challenge or whatever. Yeah, it's like people stand up. WBA game is a Dildo under a random seat. You know what to do with the Lime Green Dildo.

you got to throw it. Have they all been lime green? The last one was lime green, yes. So now there's, Josh, there's bets online where now they're trying to guess the color of the next dildo that somebody's going to throw on the WMBA floor. Okay, now we're getting into legal gambling that I can also manipulate. When is the next WMBA game? I'll go buy a purple dildo right now and go bet on that and throw it myself. Exactly.

Betting on a cock, I can just go to the game and throw one. Well, black brown is at plus 200. Okay. Rainbow is at plus 200. White Caucasian is at plus 250. Calling a dildo Caucasian is very funny to me. Pink is that. Yeah, because what is pink and white Caucasian?

Pink is at a plus 300. Purple is at a plus 325 and blue is at a plus 1,400. The Liberty Play tomorrow. What are we doing? Home game? All right. Baby D. You can put it on, Baby D because they can't patch you down.

So you put the dildo on. I'll throw it. Put the strap on on. We walk into the arena, go to the bathroom, take it off. bring it back to the seat. We cash out. There it is. You down?

No. See, so. How dare I? Like, yo, why you put this stretch? Where's I? What's Taylor? Call Taylor. Call Taylor.

She's down. Just say you're not a hustler. You could take somebody to water, but like can't. Can't make them think. Can't make them think. Like, we're trying to show you the way, like, this could be our scheme. The WMBA is behind this. I don't care what none of y'all say

Yeah, okay Yeah, I'm definitely placing the bet I'm gonna go purple I'm gonna go purple I'm gonna eighth half right after this And then I'm going to the garden And I promise you more will be correct From purple

Yo, the WNBA I might sign that shit New Roy and Moore Yo, the WMBA is definitely behind this I don't care what none of y'all say The commission is trying to shake things up I mean, why not? Fuck it

Fans come to the game to just see if the dildo's going to hit the court tonight, sell some tickets. All right. How much do they have to pay you to be the one that picks the dodo up? Because that's not in anyone's job description, when mopping up the floor, getting the dust off, laying down the slip knot. Yeah. Nowhere in my job does it say I have to run out here.

And then what they got, the ball boys and the ball like, what you're about to tell one of the kids to go grab it? That would technically beat their job. They throw a towel over it. Like it's a fucking dead. Anytime there's something on the court, like the ballboy run out. They throw a towel over like it's a dead, dead rat. Sweep it. Yeah, he sweep it up.

Yo, I ain't go lie. The WBA's behind this. I don't care what y'all say. Have they been boiled? Can you tell Demaris? I don't know. I have no clue. Why is no one worried about the safety of the players?

Yeah, if a dildo hit a girl in the head, like coming from like the upper, that got a hurt. That has to hurt. Yeah, we got to protect. the WNBA players. Let's not hurt anybody. Wait for a timeout. Well, no, the cheerleader's on the floor at the timeout, so you can't even do it then. When is a good time to throw it? Like, how do you know?

Like, is that a free throw when everybody's kind of stationary? They're on this side of the floor. It depends your experience in throwing dildos. Yeah. Are you Lee Harvey Oswald, or you the guy that tried to shoot Trump? Yeah. You got to wait for a free throw. Yeah. Wait for a free throw.

The players are on that side of the floor. You throw the dildo on the other side of the... That's it. Or when your team is like down by like four, and you don't have any timeouts left, you throw the dildo, you can get like an unofficial timeout. The coach can give you like one defensive play real quick on the side why they get the dildo off the court.

You got to pick the right time. It's like ice and the kicker. Yeah, you got to ice. That's ice and the stripper. It's ice and a stripper. Imagine shooting a fritho in a dildo land. You miss it. I'm yelling do-over.

Like we are on the playground. Do-over. Like there's no way I can't get another frito throw. when someone throws a fucking dildo. Now, was it Duke, everyone behind the free throw shit that did this shit and then goes like this? That was a lot of college teams that did that. I think some WMBA NBA team should adopt that.

Like if everyone is just shaking two dildos like this, at a free throw and they go like this, no one's making a free throw. Now, are dildos, do we know? This is so random. Are they banned from arenas? Ma. Like, are they on the list?

And I know you dead ass. That's why you stress today. No, I'm serious. No, that's why it's funny. It's just rubber. It's not a weapon. It's just rubber. You could hurt someone easily with a dodo, though.

Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, if I go to the garden right now and I have a dildo, like, in my pocket for whatever reason, right? Yeah. And now you take it out. No one's business but yours. Yeah, you take it out when you go through the metal detector or you don't have to because it's rubber, so it's not going to go off. Baby D, you can have it on, wink, wink.

Like, do you put it in a little bowl and with your keys and your phone? And do they keep it so you can't bring this in? So all sporting arenas do. policies that prohibit objects being thrown onto the court or field. And the last person was arrested two days ago, but they were arrested for throwing something on the court. Not because they had a dildo. Right. So you can get, you can probably get into the arena with the dildo. You just can't throw it on the floor. You can't throw anything on the floor. You can't even throw, they'll, they put, pour your water in a fucking cup. They don't even let you keep the bottle. I love how AI like makes everything sound so

professional when you ask stupid questions. While policies may not explicitly list dildos as a prohibited item, They generally prohibit items that could be used as projectiles or pose a safety risk. Therefore, if a dildo is deemed to fit the criteria, it would be confiscated. Okay. So now we can assume that they're not going to let allow dildos into the arena anymore. All right, but how are they monitoring it now? Because I'm sure now there's a new rule that you can't bring dildos. Three of them have ended up on the court.

Yeah. How are we checking for these? So I'm saying, the women just got the way to strap it on because they can't search the women. women just walk through the metal detectors. It's not going to go off because it's rubber. And that'll be the only way to get it in. There's a deeper story here, though. Come on.

You being this invested is really cracking me up. That's why I'm just over here silently listening to you. Because this is, I would have to assume that the WMBA has seen some sort of benefit from this happening, whether there's more people watching, more people going to the game to actually see if somebody's going to do it. Like, they've seen an upticking revenue since this. the Dildo Gate happen. That's what I'm saying.

Like, so this is business. I think somebody, NBA officers, the W&B officers are like, yo, like, listen, man, you know, this thing is taking off online.

People are, like, having bets to see what colors the next dildo. This is business at the end of the day. I'm just trying to find what the exact charges. Because they were arrested

and prosecuted by local authority. Well, just for throwing something on the floor. I know, but like, I need to see the, the court, like, transcript.

they had to deal them on a Ziploc bag at trial? Like, imagine being, what's the court-appointed lawyers that they just give you? Court-upon. Yeah, public defender. Imagine, like, you know, a million case loads that day, and then you just stumble in to this person in the interrogation room. Like, wait, I'm defending what? Is this a WBA athlete tweeting this?

Arena security, hello, please do better. It's not funny. Never was funny. Throwing anything on the court is so dangerous. Okay. I kind of want to defend security. And then Sophia Cunningham? She says,

stop throwing dildals on the court. You're going to hurt one of us. Straight to the point. I mean, do they play out, do they play the anthem for that? It's a raining man. Baby, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yo, listen, protect old WBA players. I don't want to kill the jokes. That's why I'm just letting y'all ride. Protect O.W. NBA players. I'm here to protect security. That's not in my training. Yeah, I wasn't. I don't.

How the fuck? I'm not supposed to. How much to spot? I know how to throw a belligerent guy out of the arena. I don't know what you want me to do. Being too loud, cursing. Yeah, dildos hitting the court. Visibly drunk.

Like, I can see that, but somebody in the tuck with like a trench and they just got quick, like, how am I supposed to defend that? Yeah. I think they're more saying, like, even allowing them to get it into the arena. I think that's what they mean by that. All right. Well, you got to give us, you know, give heavier searches at the, at the metal detectors and start telling people to cough.

Outside of them being pissed up. Women can finally see what it was like to go to the pediatrician as a child. Cough. Cuff your nuts and cough. Dillard just a little bit of the cold. She didn't drop under their sundress. First of all, wearing a sundress being what you wear

when you got a toaddle on is crazy. Oh my God, man. This is crazy. The world is fucking crazy, man. That could be a sex crime though, right? There's kids and shit there. Like, it's a sexual object. If you're getting sex crimes for pissing by playground after hours,

I feel like you should be in the sex crime division if you're throwing dildos at a sporting event with children. Yeah. I see what you're saying, yeah. I mean, they let Lizzo slide on it, but I think now we need to. This is a family friendly event. This is a family. This is a family of it, people.

Keep your dildos at home. Thank you very much. Because I know that's what Lizzo's thinking now. Like I got killed for having my ass cheeks out. They're going to doodles now. She's the DJ quick of this shit. We're going to find out the WMBA's behind this, though. I guarantee you.

I guarantee you we find out somebody at W&B offices behind us. 100%. You think like the Caitlin Clark thing? I know marketing when I see it. They're fouling her too much. Like our storylines are starting to get too predictable. Dildos on the court. Absolutely.

Who's going to be the one to take it to? the next level though and what is that going to be? To take the dildos to the next level? Yeah, I mean. How do you take it to the next level? I'm not that innovative. I'm asking you. I'm still on the side of, you know,

fuck it, man, throw the dildos. They do it at football games. Why not? They do that at football games? Yeah, the next, they got this from the, oh, was it the lions? The Buffalo bills. The bills.

The bills, the bill's been doing this for years, worry? Come on, man. The WMBA is late to this. That's what I'm saying. I think the WNBAs. is behind this. I hope every wife divorced

their husband that threw a dildo on. We got bills to pay. We got kids. You went to a sex store and purchased a dildo. And then went to the game and threw it. I'm trying to get our son in a private school. And look at how you're spending your money.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Just run onto the field like a normal psychopath. Yeah, and get, yeah. Put on a Superman cape. Like, do that. Do that. Do those. I don't know. I don't get it, man.

What's the sex things to marriage? You would know that it's like the machine. Oh, like the sex machines. It has the deal with the thing like, I don't know they say. Just throw a whole mechanic. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know what the name is.

Yeah. They just pop up on like porn pop-up ads. Y'all want to have like a real conversation about it. So we just joking. Because if we just joking, we can just joke. No, what happened? Tell me. Tell us about the patriarchy and misogy and.

No, I'm not. I'm saying the WNBA. has had a hard time getting people to take them seriously and they finally are getting that and now this is overshadowing everything well i mean if you do it in as far as like how many games they are weekly there's only been two dildos thrown so it's not really that much of a problem yet and does that mean that they're not taking it seriously like my godfather loves the yankees but he has slid in the second base during the seventh inning stretch and bucky dent called him an asshole he still took the organization seriously when he did something so immature.

There's still respect there. I don't think it's a disrespect. I think, you know, that's just their way of expressing themselves. The way Josh screams for wrestlers is probably, they're just probably like big WMBA fans and get so excited they have a Tourette syndrome. Yeah. Well, please don't hit any of the WMBA players with the dildos. If you're going to throw them, throw them with caution, throw them with care and with love.

just fans being fans. I don't know if you tell fans to stop being fans. I don't know. They were throwing shit at Drake for the last week. Dildos? No. Oh, I'm about saying. Coffee cups and they just been throwing shitty

Drake for like, I keep seeing videos, but I thought he wasn't on tour, so that's where I got confused. They're throwing coffee cups? Or maybe it's just a viral thing of a bunch of videos of people throwing things at Drake over the years.

Oh, probably. But that's what I've been seeing. Listen, man. Ari Lennox went out there with a fucking hockey helmet on. So if that's what Angel Reese needs to do, I mean, the game is the game. Yeah. Gotta get out there and do what you got to do.

Speak your mind. No, no. We're joking. It's joke. No, all right. Let's not joke then. No, it's jokes. It's thorough.

This isn't the... I mean, we don't want to see no players get hurt, but... Of course not. How do you stop fans from doing this? That's like the only... You know what I'm saying? Even security is like, what are you... They're going to be able to get a deal though into the game.

It's rubble. Yeah. It's not going to, like, go off. in the metal detector. So it's like, yeah. Somebody wants to boof it. Like, what are you gonna?

Yeah, I'm just saying. You know, that was my idea. So. You can't stop them for getting in. But we don't want no players to get hurt. Like, seriously, don't hurt nobody. All right, but now the security does know about this.

I feel like you'll be able to spot the guy that's going to throw the dodo now. Before I was surprised at him, we don't know how it started, but now the guy that finds this hilarious that's betting, you can spot that guy walking into the arena. Like, you're not here for a game. Yeah, any guy.

that walked in you're in bar stool uh reddit like like come on you thought that guy was there for the game that's somebody that's the guy oh oh from the bills oh well yes if that guy walked into a liberty game i'd be like that's he probably has a dildo like he's not here he's not here for the game probably has a dildo you should be able to spot those guys now i think profiling is okay sometimes you're gonna know the guy that you should be like yo let's follow him to make sure you got to put Security that works, you got to put them to a new type of training, and you put 10 pictures on the board of guys. And you say, who do you think has a deal? They make up the character.

Yeah. His name's Kyle. He's 45. Yeah. He has intimacy issues. Yeah. I get it. All right.

Well, we'll have to sit and waiting to see when the next dildo hits the court. And any, like, man that's just walking into a, I feel like a WMBA game by themselves. Suspect. Yeah. Yeah. Even though I'm wishing. I've done that, though. If you don't have your kids or daughters with somebody like, yeah, suspect.

Yeah. Yeah, like what just, just, yeah, you just come in to see the girls play. Like, you just, I'm not saying things wrong with it, but prior to the Dildo Gate, but after, like, post-dildo gate, he's a suspect. He's a suspect. A single guy, none of the homies came with you. Come on, fan. I like how y'all are now on my side that this was a man that did this. I like how y'all.

I still don't think it's a man that did it. Oh, I think it was a man every time. I don't. Don't mean be a game? I don't think so. No men go there? No men go there? go there but I don't think it's a man that did that though.

I don't think so. I wasted my court side tickets. I could have got it shaken. I just sat there and clapped and supported. You should have bought a t-shirt. Could have went fucking vile. I could have done something for this pod. Yeah, exactly.

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All right, well, oh, we had this on the list for last week when ever got to it. High noon is warning customers that some of its vodka celtas were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks and I think everyone should apologize to Demaris and I because we thought we were drinking Celsius on the pod and maybe that's why we sounded insane.

I wanted an apology. I was drunk and I didn't know it. Okay. I like one too. Are they owned by this? Like how does that happen? I don't know what high note is, so. It's like a vodka seltzer.

Okay. You know like the new trend of those? There's a white claw and everything. One of those. But I guess they're probably owned by the same company. Or they might be made in the same factory. But how you mix like, I just feel like that. Somebody on the line, somebody did that on purpose.

That was. And then he threw a dildo on the court after work. It's the same guy. It threw the dildo. That's definitely the same guy that would do that switch. Same guy. 100%. I just feel like you should like keep those a little bit separate.

But is anybody mad at that? Like you get vodka when you thought you were just getting like... Yeah. All right. What if I crushed two Celsius and then I get pulled over and I'm super confident. Oh, okay. Because I have not been drinking. Yeah.

I'd blow a 0.08. Yeah. I mean, I'd be pussy if I blew a 0.08 off two high noons, but... You can happen. That's another... That's another... A separate conversation. Like, you're...

You're super gay if that happens. That got you drunk. All right, two high news. Okay. Um, but... I mean, shit. How do we do a settlement? I'll lie on the day.

Well, y'all were victims. You need to marriage for victims. Do you guys to have the cans? No. Nah. Ben, are we still in connect to Celsius? Nope. Damn.

It's over. It's all right. So good. That out to the high noons and Celsius drinkers, though. Not really. That's your shout out. Not really. Niggas just be shouting.

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And they are sponsored by Boost Mobile, Unlimited Talk, Text, and Data. Sorry. All right, y'all. So my name is Deshaun. I'm from Houston, Texas. And I got a question, is work-related? So I work for an organization that claims to be a progressive, a very left, a very forward-thinking nonprofit, right?

So we work within the government and political space. This job, and I'm not exaggerating, is one of the most anti-black, fucking toxic work environments. If you are a black woman at this job, please trust and believe you will be treated horribly, whether it's because you're speaking out about something, whether it's because they really just want to participate in the tone policing, whether it's because they really just don't like the shit that you have to say. They ask for feedback and get mad when you give me, right? But so I'm at the point where I'm about to leave this job where I just feel like the environment this guy's gotten so fucked up.

But I feel like, and I got this strong feeling. I don't like it when people feel like they're playing with me. When people feel like they didn't got one up on me or they got over on me, that's a problem I have. Like, I can't let she go. So I'm taking it to the links with them because the shit that they've done to me, retaliation, discrimination, all type of shit, right? All documented, damn, like, when I say documented, documented, right?

But it's taking so much of an emotional toll on me right now. What I'm trying to figure out is should I let them have? it and just worry about my peace or should I pursue it so other people don't have to go through this and really let them have it. Y'all let me know. Demirese? Why me? Why me? I was looking at you. Why me? Why me? Um, mm-hmm. Uh, uh, also mention how great the environment is here. Okay, my bad. Yeah, sure. In your response, that has a thing to do with That's very important. Love, love, love, love my work environment.

Have never, ever thought about coming in here and knocking all these fucking cameras over. Ever. We definitely just heard you out on the dildo issue for sure. Yeah, for sure. Fuck them. Go for it. Yeah. I like the legal route.

I like the legal route, but you got to control your emotions. And that I can tell by the way you heavy breathing talking to us. You might not be able to do that. That's probably what they told her in the work environment. Yeah. I don't know. You might, you might. I want you to go to legal route not only just for other people, but because I want you to get a bag.

But if you're not able to keep up that facade, because I, I for one, know what it feels like. Not saying at this job, but coming to work and you want cuss people out and you can't. Like, I know what that feels like. Try it. And if you can't do it, then fuck it, crash out. But at least try. I feel like you should at least try to take the legal route. that's expensive though

it's not just a crashing out as a Tony Buzzby on a crashing out as expensive too they don't never tell you how much crashing out costs cost you the most yeah and it's never on sale crash out so you never on sale yeah like I mean it is expensive

but if you feel like you really have like because some lawyers get multiple like opinions because some lawyers are just trying to take your money and some people would tell you like now you don't really have a case figure out if you really got a case like if you have enough receipts and if you really got it like that, then yeah, I will take it all

away. And some lawyers be pro bono. I mean, they'll take more of your settlement if you wouldn't, but off the strength, why not? Yeah, I would talk to a few different lawyers in your area. I'm sure there's plenty in Houston that would take this.

Can find them at all your local strip clubs. Every time I'm in a strip club is always a fucking lawyer in Houston there. You got to have lawyers in a strip. Oh, no, it makes me feel more comfortable. Yeah. In case I slip on something. Yeah, go for it. Do we have another voice, one? Look at us, Sue.

Yeah, Sue. Yo, what up? R&M and D. Hopefully, I'll find themselves healthy and wealthy. My name is Juan. I've called them before. I know one that had the story with the gay neighbor moving in, who had a sugar daddy party motherfucker anyways.

I'm going to try to be as brief as possible. So we have friends. They're married. We've been friends for a long time. You know, she got kids. We got kids, all that. Recently, unfortunately, last year, they were just celebrating their,

their marriage. Now her mom is gone. Two months ago, she was diagnosed with a stage 4 cancer, and, you know, fortunately, she's gone now. So I recipes to her. She was a great lady, really nice. But so the point is at church, when I went to the funeral, to their Jehovah Youth Club Center, whatever the place is called, I don't know if it's a temple, church. Anyway, I might have said some inappropriate jokes, because I joke a lot, all types of jokes, of anything. I'm not religious myself. So I said something at one point, there was a guy picking up, cleaning up, I guess, and my girl was kind of helping him. And I said something like, he's okay. I ain't coming. The next one was to my friend, the one that's married to her.

I can't remember what happened, but I said something about, don't worry, Jehovah ain't going to strike you down. Apparently, some of her, quote-unquote, brothers from the church or whatever heard. So she asked for an apology. I think. I was tripping, peace. Yes. How are you in that with peace, man? Peace. He said, y'all think I was tripping?

Peace. Like, what? And also with you. Yes. Yes, you were tripping. Absolutely. Wrong place, wrong time for those jokes. Yeah, you can't be that guy.

Yeah, don't be that guy. My dad's that guy. He has better material than... Your dad has a better reason. It was a different time when your dad came up, different time in the world. And to my dad's credit, it definitely better than the low-hanging ice

isn't going to get you to the cleaning guy. Yeah. Like, joking is one thing, but at least make it good attempts. Yeah. Yeah, you got to at least make it worth the attempt. You can't just go down. And also, even if you're not religious, respect the place that you're in. That's first and foremost.

Like, you had a funeral? There's certain jokes that are just maybe too good that you have to say and you'll take the brunt for it. I'm disrespecting people over the Jehovah won't strike you down. Yeah. It just wasn't worth it. Yeah, Juan is kind of. Yeah, well, relax.

Man, don't go to no more funerals, man. Stay home. Send a car or something. Actually, no, don't. Just stay home. Actually, no. Because he might say something in the car. Like, just stay home, man. Just stay home. I'm trying to think the amount of times my father has made it extremely uncomfortable for everybody in the room while making jokes. One of the funnier ones, I don't remember exactly, it was like friends of the family that I'd never met. And my dad found out one of them was from Jersey. So he thinks anybody from New Jersey just wants to be a sarcastic asshole at all my. moments at any time. He thinks everyone is just as obnoxious as him if you're from New Jersey. And he started talking about the term flid and the guy didn't know what it is. So my dad said very

loudly in a stuffy room, flid stands for fucking Long Island douchebag. He was referring to somebody else that was from Long Island. And I looked at, when I tell you like, it was movie level silence like when he said it. Like everyone's having different conversations. He said it so loud, everyone was record scratch. I love guys that's that's mad everyone. Like you just don't, like, they don't give a fuck.

And mine's like, he thought he was smoking it too. This was the squarest guy from New Jersey ever. He didn't even understand when my dad was trying to shit on Long Island. Like, like, any of these fucking flids, oh, you know what the flit is?

It's a fucking Long Island doucheback. I'm like, I'm actually going to take that, brother. Yo. Guys from that era just don't care, man. Guys on the 70s, they like give a fuck. They don't give a fuck about none of this progressive shit we got going on in the 2020s, they're like, fuck all of this shit, man.

You got to love him. And no self-awareness that the joke didn't work. Just starts laughing. No, they go to the next one. He thinks this guy's loving it. Everyone in the room can tell that this guy is extremely uncomfortable. Different time, man. Listen, man, you can't be mad at them.

They came up. in a different era, man. Yeah. School events. There were so many times where I didn't even need to like turn around. I just know it's my dad. Like it's doing.

Like when something goes bad, I just know he's behind it. Like without question. Oh, man. Walking to a family function, late, everything's in disarray. What my dad do?

I don't even need to guess at this point. Like, what did he do now? I love it, man. I fucking love it. What time you start drinking? I love it. I love it.

Oh, man. Baby, Dee, you good? I'm great. All right, man. Well, we're going to get out of here so we can enjoy the rest of our day. Wait, Mall. Oh, shit. Yes, baby, Dee.

Are you going to, for people, for Roy, you don't know. I asked Ma for, like, some fashion advice because I'm doing some shopping for a man. And I don't know how to shop for me. Ew. Men don't deserve anything. I know, right? That's gross. But, like, I don't know how to shop for men.

Like, I really, like, I don't. I don't know what type of, like, clothes, y'all. Like, I don't know what those sneakers are. What? are those? Those are Nike's. No shit. You're their fucking assholes. What kind of Nike?

Like, what's the number? Like, I don't fucking know. It's not, I think these are called the social something. Can't remember. Like, shit like that. Like, I don't know. So I'm like- I think these are tennis sneakers, though. They look like tennis sneakers. Yeah.

Yeah. They look Roger Federer-esque. Or John McEnroe. Yeah. With the gun bottom. Yeah. Those are actually kind of hard. Yeah.

Comfortable. I may need a. Buy two. Yeah. I'll cash that. But I like Maul's sense of style, so I'm like, I trust Maul, like, no shade. I trust Maul to help me. No, I just didn't want you to take offense.

Like, I'm not saying I don't like, fuck with this shit. I'm not one of those people that when someone else is complimented, I take it as a slight to me. Oh, okay, cool. I hate those people. I hate those people with a passion. I didn't even cross my mind. It's okay to compliment Ma. I'm not the sibling that you have to buy a birthday present for when their sibling is.

Not their birthday. Participation trophy. Yeah. No, but I just needed his opinion on like sneakers. And I didn't, because I was going to get the robe with the name on it. And you guys told me not to do that. Yeah. Please don't.

I mean, you can, but it just can't be like, it has to be like a robe that he can wear every day around the house. Like the one I have is like a statement robe. I think it's like white and pink and like gold. Like it's like a, I'm trying to be obnoxious when I put that robe on. I'm like, you know what I'm saying? Like I'm in a character. I'm Rick Flair when I put that rope on. It's a puffy party.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Rick Flair, 100%. But I did. I told you with sneakers I thought you should get. I need more. I didn't really like those. Those were a little ugly. I think even you thought those were a little ugly.

No, those are fire. Those sell out every time they drop. Really? I can't get them. Yeah. But I'll send you some more options, though. Yeah, send me some more. I'll see you some more options.

You let do Nike ID. Like, you could design it. I don't have enough time. I don't have enough time. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I don't think. I mean, if you guys saying it was black sneakers, right?

Just make them all black and put his name on this up. No. No, no, I'm setting her up for failure. No, no. Yeah, straight failure. I got some more options. I can see you like two more, too more. But don't they say you're not supposed to buy men sneakers or they're going to walk out your life?

Hypothetically, this is not for me, but like, are they, don't they say that? If you buy men's shoes, they'll walk out your life. That's like, oh, I'm a tourist. That means, like, I don't take. It's just like, I know a fucking Capricorn is just like you. Like, it applies to everybody. You buy somebody something and y'all break up. That doesn't mean because you bought him those joys last year.

That's why he left you. Yeah, I was walking out anyway. Yeah, he was going to leave anyway. Like, Jordan's or not. He was out of your life. Don't worry about it. I've left in slides. Yeah, left in.

Didn't matter. I've left barefoot before. Got to do what you got. I've been on vacation. I've just left. But I'll send you some more options. I got like two more pay I can see you. Thank you.

I think, I don't know his style, but you said all black. All right. So I got two more options. I can see you. Thank you. Now, throw the Puerto Rican flag on the side. Put his name. I think that's the thing.

He's not Puerto Rican, though. Yeah, but who cares? He does. He's weird of. Remember when everybody in New York had the Puerto Rican flag on the side of their uptowns? And they wasn't even a Puerto Rico. Right. Represent for the Bordeaux.

I wanted a pair. Yeah. But you know, my father would not allow that. A Puerto Rican flag. Definitely not happening in the Irish home. Not happening. All right. We'll talk to y'all soon.

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