New Rory & MAL - Episode 398 | Ninja Warriors

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

It's a solid start to the week as the weather in NYC has finally calmed tf down, and Demaris is back on the pod. Cardi B's new single "Imaginary Playerz" gets mixed reviews from the public and from the pod (27:55). Ice Spice makes her film debut alongside Denzel Washington, but we're not sure if Spike Lee knows who he casted (40:40). Rory is glad to see Freddie Gibbs and Benny The Butcher squash their beef (1:08:40), and was reminded of the time Russ threw down vs Guapdad 4000 (1:15:58). After Taylor Swift breaks the internet appearing on the Kelce brother's pod, Rory and Mal imagine what holidays must be like at the Kelce residence (1:27:11). Plus, Lil Yacthy catches an L (1:39:34), and our voicemails got us settling beefs amongst family and friends (1:49:11) #volume * TIMESTAMPS MAY VARY BASED ON ADVERTISEMENTSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. The volume. We are back. Happy Top of the Week. It is not 90 degrees in New York, and I feel fucking amazing. Why? You don't like the, oh, yeah, the sun, you don't do that.

It's just a lot. And even, it's just been a very, very hot summer. It feels like a, like, a 03 summer. The last two days was kind of humid. But the last, like, three months have been in the 90s nonstop. And that's a New York 90s, like not a Nevada 90s. Because that's basically 120 degrees. In New York, yeah, absolutely.

It's been hot. This summer was definitely some warm days. We seen some warm humid days. But today is the first day where it's not so warm and humid. So this is like, you know, you can go to the beach today. I feel like my body temperature is back to where it should be. Yeah, this is what you describe. This is where you get your tan at.

What's your body supposed to be? 98. 98. 98 degrees. 98.7. KISSFIN, you know. Or a NICLAG. You're supposed to be at the right nicoletet level.

Yeah. We are back. We're sponsored by Boost. We have merch available on our site. Also for $5 a month, you can hear all of this content ad free at patreon.com. Ford slash new Rory Mall. DeMaris is back. It's good to see Demaris on a regular episode. We had her on Patreon. That came out today. But, you know, she's finally back. Had a had a week off. I'm just going to go to the hospital. You're going to go to just go? Just go for no reason? Yeah. Why? And then just like send y'all pick that I'm there. And just take like a week off. I'm just going to wait in the waiting room. Like they'll be like called next. I'm like, no, no, no, I'm fine.

No, you a white guy. They don't let you wait in the waiting room. They get you in and out. I should have sent you a picture of my hospital bracelet for attention. Oh, for sure. You always have to post that. Pray for me. Yeah.

Pray for me. Don't ask questions, just prayers. Why do people post that? Attention. That's why they do that shit. Don't ask questions. Then don't post your fucking hospital bed. It's crazy, man.

We just live in a crazy world. And I even feel weird, like, bothering God about that. Because I don't know what you did. No, exactly. Just pray? You could have deserved it. Yeah. I'm not praying for somebody in the hospital.

Tell me what happened. Yeah. Don't tell me you got drunk and fell down to some stairs. I got to give God details. I can't just pray. Praying for that. You got drunk and fell down some stairs. Don't be stupid next time.

That doesn't, I'm not sending that prayer up to God. Yeah. I feel like that too much bandwidth with God and prayers. Like, some of us need to keep some shit to ourselves. Yeah, we got to feel to what type. Like, hey, you, that was your first. Yeah, God is not. He can't be everywhere all the time. Like, you know what I mean? Sometimes that's just on you. You're stupid. But how was your weekend?

It was cool, man. It was cool. I went out to Harlem. I had Harlem Week started. So my people did an event, put on the tennis clinic for the kids. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, so I went stopped by. I saw a bunch of people. Saw a few of my cousins I hadn't seen in a while. How's your backhand? Oh, no, I didn't. I didn't participate in the... It was for the kids. It was like, you know, for the...

Yeah, I thought maybe you get out on the court and show them. No. I don't know. I was on the side chilling, man, talking to the people, man, kicking it with the folks, man. That'd be fun to do a doubles, pause, like, tennis match against other podcasts. Like, a pickleball? Yeah. Or bad men.

I used to be all right at Batman. Yeah. Real niggas good at Batman. Like, yeah, it's nice. You know real niggas good at Batman. We had that came from real niggas. Real niggas never even played badman. Because I'm a real nigger and I'm good a badman.

Badman and badman is two different things. I know some real niggas that point out to bad mind. But badman? You don't think. We don't play that at school. You don't think like a high school? No, I played like in college it would be on the campus. Where do you even play that?

Like a Jersey Shore at the beach sometimes we would play. Nah, that ain't for no real news. I had a, I had one in the backyard. That's tennis. Like that's tennis volleyball? Like you gotta hit the shit over the net? Yeah. Just play volleyball.

But in school we did when we were younger. Was it called nuke? I forgot. Newcomb, I think. Where was volleyball, but you would catch it and, like, throw it because we weren't, like,

old enough to really play volleyball. What was it called? Newcomb, I think it was? No, the teachers just made some shit up. I don't know if that. I've heard of that shit. Yeah, that may have been a day. Yeah, that was freestyle that.

Probably. But yeah, we were. That's not a rug game. Because nobody could, like, it was doing this or spiking. Like, you would just catch the shit. If a kid was spiking in elementary, where is he had now?

The league. He better be representing the USA. He better be representing the USA. Place for the Spurs. Yeah. Yeah. If you playing volleyball in elementary and you spike in, yeah, you better be representing a good USA right now. You better, wherever you had in the world. How do we even get on that? Oh, badman, yeah. Badman's fun. We'll get a set for the office.

Badman? No, we won't get a badman set for the office. Like, where the fuck would you put it, Rory? I don't know. I mean, yeah, we do like a mini one. You got to play on your knees. That's crazy. Playing a game on your knees as well. What games do you play on your knees? Like, they have, like, the same way you shoot the little basketballs at David Busters and stay on your feet. Like, I'm sure you could do the same for the old badman. I'm just thinking for, like, get it over and not hit the ceiling.

We'd have to be lower. I mean, either way, when I would go to, like, the real college campuses and all the whites were playing Ultimate Frisbee, that might be the gayest game of all time. If I came in here and said I was nice at Ultimate Frisbee, then I feel like I would get the energy about my badminton. I used to think I was good at throwing a Frisbee until I was in Central Park one summer. and saw this dude throwing a frisbee the whole length of Central Park

I never seen no shit like that in my life like I thought I could throw a frisbee I'm like y'all I ain't gonna lie me at the family cookout you throw that shit you like yo that was that was crazy dog this nigga Central Park through this frisbee so far

I didn't even know homie all the way down and it was with him I didn't even know those two gentlemen knew each other 59 210th though I was like yeah how did you just do that like how do you throw a frisbee that like I didn't even know frisbee was like a competitive sport. Yeah. Yeah, what makes it

ultimate? I was just about to ask. Oh, I don't know the rules. I just, like, would walk by and they'd be playing it. It's like a... Frisbee? Like football? Yeah, it's like football, but with a frisbee, I guess. Just gayer. Oh, like, Frisbee would be the football and I got to throw it to the receiver. Yeah, yeah, more or less. Maybe that's what those two gentlemen were. They probably represent the USA and what's the name of that? Ultimate Frisbee. Ultimate Frisbee. If I look those gentlemen up, they're probably right there.

How, like, there's certain sports I wonder, like, how people get into, how do you get into water polo? Like, what's your journey as a child? Like, I can totally see baseball, basketball, basketball. It's, like, always, who just becomes a water polo player? Yeah. Like, where does that happen? Like, I need... How did you learn about this?

Yeah. Like, the people that with the brooms on the ice, like, how do you get to that? Yeah. In your life, like, I need to know that journey. I can even understand speed skating before, like, who put the broom in your hand? Yeah. Like, was your pops in the park with you? Yeah, how do you fall on that?

How do you stumble upon, like, I'm nice at this? Bob sledding, I can even see race. Only a person that tries a lot of shit will find that out about themselves. Like, in order to know that you nice at that, like, you went through a, you, you bold, you bold at one point, he wasn't that good. Yeah. You probably started with scales. He's on the block.

You wasn't that good. You got to keep advanced. And like, I know I like this, but it's not, I got to find the iteration of this that I'm good at because that's not something that you just, is that even a cultural thing? Like, do they do that in certain countries like all the kids? What, curling? getting a scholarship for that I mean listen

Well water polo I mean that's you know Take some guys from the swim team Yeah like I could see that I'm sure water polo is tough because once I found out like You can't touch the bottom I was like oh yeah that's probably Fucking exhausted but the broom shit I think that's a sport that their Olympians only because no one else will play that sport

Curling like if Dee Wade decided to be a curler None of y'all would make the team Curling that's just it's sheer number Curling that's what it originated in Scotland during the 16th century Come on, man. That's your people. Scotland and Ireland are not saying. Yo, they're not, that's a completely different country.

That's like New York Jersey. That's right there. Yeah. They're like New York Jersey. That's New York Jersey. Okay. Yeah. So more Connecticut.

I would say UK, Ireland is more New York Jersey. Okay, cool. Yeah. But it's right there. That's like Stanford, Connecticut. Yeah, you can look out of good high rise and see it. You know what I'm saying? You can see it if you got the penthouse.

Wait, and Scotland's like, I mean, of course, it gets cold. But I would think like that happened in circles. is where that shit was invented. Like Scotland? Yeah. Crazy. Where you're not finding that much ice? What's the, is it shuffleboard?

What's the shit that would be at the dive bars? We're all like the sawdust and everything. Like how you get nice at that? Just say you're an alcoholic. Yeah. Nobody goes in sober and just playing that game. And you only see that at a bar. You don't see that anywhere else.

Nobody has it in their house. Like that's only at bars. Like, fools, ball, all of those type of things. It's like, you're drinking. You're drunk. I feel like, um, bowling is one of those sports. It's almost like when people miss free throws in the NBA.

I'm like, you do this for a living. Bowling, I feel like professionals should bowl a perfect game every time. Yeah. There would be certain guys with nachos in their hand at Hudson Lanes that be close. How is every single professional bowling shit not a tie for first place every time? Everybody bowled a perfect score. Yeah, I don't get that. I ain't going to lie.

If there's one sport that I think I could play, like I could be dope as like roll a dirt. I remember Rolla Derby? Of course I do. That was my shit. The women's one was the best one to watch. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely only the women. Roller Derby?

Yeah, that's one spot. I look at it. I'm like, damn, I should have signed up for that. That and slam ball. I know I would have been nice to slam ball. I mean, was it the ratings? I watched every slam ball episode. Yeah, I don't know.

It just didn't catch them. I think the NBA probably was like, yo. They turned into Sky Zone in Long Island. They kept the courts. They just don't. aired on TV and now a 10-year-old can go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fuck with slam ball, man.

XFL, too. Like, all those weird sub-genre genre sports leagues were the best to me. We need to get, like, they need to open, like, you know how they got the Ninja Warrior event? Yeah. They need to, like, open those for, like, you know how we got, like, escape rooms and shit?

Yeah. We should be able to go there, like, with our crew, get drunk and they try to do a Ninja Warrior, like, obstacle court. They probably got, I'm sure they probably have one. I mean, you're drunk, but I'm saying if, I'm sure there's ones you could do sober. That's got to be a thing. I don't think. Do we look up Ninja Warrior for civilians?

For civilian, for non-Ninjans. It might you. None of them were ninjas either. Call it nigger warriors. It was actually low-key racists because of their ethnicity. No, we're branded nigger warriors. Like, none of us ninjas, but we're going to be going nigger warrior this weekend, man. Let's go to nigger warrior. For sure.

We go to nigger. Look at nigger warrior style courses in gym for civilians. For civilians? It has to be. It's never been a ninja warrior. warrior after everyone's been a civilian. No, no, because there's some ninjas walking around here. But it's more niggas than ninjas, though, for sure.

Forrox Ninja Park, located in Greenpoint. Oh, I know exactly what I said. But I didn't know that that was, I thought that people that were going to be on Ninja Warrior go there to train. I didn't know that that was like open. Yeah. I didn't know I could walk in there and just be like, yo, can I get the 1030 session? Yeah.

Like, I know. Well, they all started as civilians before they became ninjas. Yeah. Nah, you born a ninja. So you don't even know about ninja culture. Baby, Dee. That's your problem. You are born a ninja.

Ninja. You don't just stumble into being... Everybody's a Nepo Baby. Oh, they have an adult night. Bring your friends to adult night with a DJ alcohol and a good time. Yo, we're in there. I'm definitely... Yeah, we're going to Nigger Academy. New York City Nigger Academy, situated in Manhattan. The Academy provides classes

for both kids and adults, focusing on techniques for swinging, climbing agility, balanced strength, and conquering the Warped War. Baby D, not making it up that war, wall. They feature obstacles similar to those scene on American Ninja Warrior, and these obstacles rotate weekly for fresh challenges. Baby, Dee, what's up?

You ain't time to get up that. That war wall? You know what the walk wall is? I know. I can't remember. It's like you got to run it and the wall goes straight up and you got a light. Oh yeah. No,

I'll do a back clip off that shit. No, the object, baby D, is to get to the top. Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna put on a show. Like,

I'm nice that shit like that. Baby, you're not making it up that wall. You are not making it up that shit and doing a phone back on. Listen. DeMaris. I'm not even coldy, baby D.

DeMaris. Oh, when you look at it from this. You are not making it up that fucking wall. When you look at it from this. though, that's crazy. I probably won't. You definitely not making it up that wall.

Fuck, no. You're crazy as hell. No, if I get enough running start, I think I could do it. The one on the left yet, but this angle right here, like the official one, I don't know if I'm making up that shit. That's what I just said. I just said you're not making it up the wall. But can you try a backflip at least?

No, no. No, we'll push the cushion in, right? Right as she. Baby D, then we don't want her to break her neck, please. You already been in the hospital this week? Oh yeah, I've been through it now. Let her just chill, man. Let her just chill.

But yeah, we got to go to Ninja Academy, man. We said we got to do a lot of shit. Are we actually going to do it? This is something. I'll do this shit. If y'all don't, I'll go by myself. I would have been with, because I've walked past that one in Greenpoint a couple times.

And I didn't know that. I thought that it was people that was training to go on the show. So I didn't think that I could just walk in there and be like, yo, could I get the 1115 session? Everybody starts with a yellow belt or whatever the fuck it is. Yeah, but then sometimes you're going in. It's the guy that actually wanted last year. he's training and go like three for three.

Yeah, I'm trying to be in front. I don't want to be in there with him. I don't want to, it's like when you playing spades, somebody don't know how to play spades. It's like, yo, why is this dude sitting down right here? Like, I don't want to do that. I mean, but I feel like it's probably a warm community, a very accepting community. Yeah, I think let's contact them,

see if we can rent it out for the day. You think you've ever, like, actually met a ninja before? Yeah. Like, you, where? In Holland. So you said that with such confidence. Yeah, man, I met a few ninjas before. And what is the criteria?

of being a ninja. Like, I actually don't even know the real definition of what a ninja is. All right, so let me tell you how you first know when somebody's a ninja. You ever have one of your boys sleep over your house and you never hear him walking around? Yes.

That niggas a ninja. No, he's stealing. No, that's a ninja. Ninsias are light on their feet. You never hear them coming. You don't see them leave. That's a ninja. Oh, then I'm out by the first,

the first one. At the Maris. Where you walk like a fucking elephant. Yeah. For real? Oh yeah, yeah, you got a hard walk, yeah. I'm heavy. Yeah, no.

And he always speedwalk everywhere. Nicky don't be going nowhere. Why are you speedwalking from the elevator to your desk right there? I'm like, chill out. Because time is our only currency. Hi. I'm going to start using that when it ain't got nothing to do with nothing. Because time is our only currency.

If you think about it, though. Yeah, you're right. That's all we have. You're right. Yeah, I get it. All right. So the functions of a ninja, this doesn't give me like what it takes to like graduate from ninja school. I just told you you got to be able to walk light. Is Dragon

Five Jones a ninja? 100%. He's the top ninja. If you never seen his art, you could see in the dark. You never seen his work. He's the top of shit. I've seen him jump on top of shit. Yeah, there's ninjas out here, man. Oh, yo, I thought Maul was really just joking around. You must be born into a ninja family. I really thought you was joking. No, man. When one is born into a family of ninja to say. And they will learn the ways as soon as they are able to move. Yeah. You have to.

You got to be born into that. That's not something you just. Some guys have all the luck. Yeah, you got to be born into it. You never seen the old movies, the old Chinese movies, Kung Fu movies where they put the baby down on the floor and then on one side they got the ball. And one side he got the samurai.

And if the baby crawls and goes to the ball, they kill the baby. Yeah, they're like, yo, you're not a ninja. You want to go play with toys and shit. Get out of it. It's pretty rational to me. Yeah, that's how you do it. It's how you weed out the weak ones. What was funnier of white people in history?

Making Jesus white or making Tom Cruise the last samurai? That's tough. That's tough. Please. Why was that white man? Like nobody in Hollywood was like, all right. It's Tom Cruise. I know him.

He's just about to be the wrong script for Tom. Maybe we got to think this one a little further. through. Oh my God. All right. Now I've got to think back if I've ever met a ninja. Shit in our neighborhood, maybe we walk past them all the time. Then we don't even know. Definitely walk past a ninja. But that's why I don't play, because you never know who's a ninja,

who's a MMA fighter. I'm never... There's levels. It's levels. The ninja never reveals himself, though. You'll never know he's a ninja. Yeah, but imagine getting into an altercation in that moment when you realize I'm fighting a ninja. No, you'll be dead before you realize it.

When he did it... When you go to his Chinese... stars. Your whole calf cut up. Yeah, by the time you realize you're fighting a ninja, you're dead. You got Zorro on your back, just a big Z. Yeah, man. Ninjas is out here.

I went outside, outside this weekend. Like, like, where'd you go? I went to Tao. Oh, God. Ew. Why? I said the same thing in the text, but in my head. It must have been somebody's birthday party.

No. Austin Mills had a show at the edge. Okay. Which was incredible. We'll get to that. But yeah, it's his label. You know labels. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, we don't do a congratulations. We're going to get you a go to town. Hold dinner. Yeah. And awesome was like, where do you think it is? I was like, if it's a label, it's a Tao. Yeah, yeah. I'll see you at 915. You know the table too. You know exactly what table. Oh, yeah, we was one next to the fountain in the back. Yeah, yeah, that same table. Um, it was fine. I saw Greer randomly. Okay. Yeah, it was good to see Greer who's been in some of our sketches.

Mm-hmm. Um, but yeah, tau is still the exact. act same like nothing has changed whatsoever i saw i saw grere in uh the movie with tiana with tiana was the uh parent and she had put a kid up for adoption oh she had oh greer was in the movie that's so ran i hate it with the leo shit i was like yo that's grue yeah she was in that movie yeah she was like the neighbor she had a quick quick little scene but yeah grue guy shit off i was okay that's what so it's funny what what greer was all right so you know in like the boiler rooms and all the DJs now, they have everybody that's like jumping up and down, like behind them. Yeah.

So Austin had a friend that was like getting the click together to be that. So Greer was that for Austin in the background. Oh, okay. She met us a towel and then we all went off to the edge, which by the way, that was my first time. Have you ever been to the edge? For those that don't know in New York, it's in Hudson Yars. It's got like the big ass balcony. It's like the highest point.

Touristee as fuck. I didn't know they threw fucking EDM parties there at night. Shit started at midnight. It was a sight to see. Not just the sites. It's good to see Austin. It's not just the skyline. Yeah.

I don't think I'm cut out for EDM parties. Well, were you sober? There was tequila, but I should have been on. Like when I went with Weezy, we took Molly and I had a blast. This was like very much white EDM jump up and down boiler room type shit. And me and my man, and we're talking, we may never forgive Austin for some of the remixes that he, I don't ever want to hear money, power, respect in the EDM form. Was it, was a fired off? Me and me, tap Austin's pocket.

Let me get your ID. You're not from Harlem anymore. Oh, you're Austin. What they got you doing? Austin, not. Austin smoked the show. The show is incredible. It's also so fun to, like, see your friends have fans like that.

Like it's like it's been my friend forever. Like it's so cool to see that. Austin's mom was there. His pops is there his brother. Like it's always fun to see that. But it's just like hilarious sometimes of like watching all these TikTok white chicks like lose their mind because Austin is doing Mace welcome back with on it. Yeah. But that's not.

Austin, we don't need that though. That's his lane. But the music he makes is really good. But he does that at the partnership. And they fucking. Oh, they love it. I don't know he was going to. put Mace over the EDM though.

Yeah. Saw the same X that I saw after the Little Brother show. It's destiny at this point. What you feel about that? She was easy to spot because there was only way. Don't just give me, mm. No, go go deeper. Pause.

What do you feel about that? I feel like if you keep running into the same lesson over and over again, you haven't learned it yet. Because time is our only currency. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Because y'all don't hear peat's though. Y'all don't hear, you don't hear, That's Damaris's version of saying you should beat again.

Baby, say that again, what? Who said I wanted to learn the lesson? Give me that one more time. If you keep running into God keeps hearing you the same lesson, it's because you haven't learned it yet. And we were close to God. We was real high up. That's the closest you can get to God in New York City.

You was at the end of you. Yo. Mom. So maybe. Yo, imagine taking a girl. to the edge and be like, yo, you ain't going to get this closer to God. This is it. This is a... You know the only thing when you walked in, like, it didn't play in my head, like, God sent me an angel from the

heavens above? Since you're an angel. That means your broken heart from being in love, right? Yeah. Oh, my God. Who is that? Amanda Perez? Mm-hmm. Holy shit. Austin should have done Amanda Perez EDM. Oh, no. That would have been fired. Now, text them. Text them. God send me

an angel. Edium is really fire. I feel like that exists. I feel like that's already a thing. I'm sure it is. Yeah, absolutely. That was the first long. song ever slow dance too. Simey an angel? Mm-hmm. That's the seventh grade.

Mine was Tiny Shia Kelly. I wish you love me. My angels, what's the girl that sings? I think we're alone now. It doesn't seem to be anyone around. That was my shit. What's her name? Tiffany.

I think I was like Tiffany something. No clue. Right? What was, Josh? You know. That's old school, though. Tiffany, right? Just straight up Tiffany.

I think we're alone. When that came out, 87? The way you're singing, it feels like it has a much, faster VPN than first audience. You had Josh came out on 67. Not come out in 67. The video doesn't look like it came out in 67.

So that's a remake of the song. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, they did a little Elvis trick on it. All right. Well, yeah, it was, I had to get out of there by 2 a.m. It was getting, it was getting too crazy. Yeah.

I can't do that. Shout out to Austin, though, man. He's doing dope shit. Yeah. And then yesterday I went to like a birthday slash family reunion type of thing for the family I used to live with, the Jamaican family. It was great to see everybody. Dope.

I saw hilarious photos of myself that I've never seen before in my entire life. Yeah. And yeah, it was just, it was good to catch up with everybody. It's crazy watching. Watching you in that picture was like watching Tom Cruise in the last. Yo. You was the last bummer clot. The last body man. Can you, um, insert the picture right here? The last bumbleclot.

I'm trying to tell these people I'm protected, but they don't believe me. Yo, being the last bumblecloth is crazy. Yo, but all their kids are, like, grown now, who I lived, like, with Uncle Devin, Uncle Richie. I called him Grandpa. Like, all their kids are in their 20s. And watching them twerk at a pool party slash birthday slash reunion was just like, dude, I remember you guys were this tall. Like, please put some pants on. Oh, man.

That's hilarious. Yeah, it was a lot, but it was really, really cool to see everybody. Yeah, this was... Which one of the gentlemen in this picture is now serving a life sentence? Uncle Richie second to the left, which for a body he did not commit. Free Uncle Richie, man. Yeah, to the right with the braids. Free Uncle Richie.

Yeah. But his son and I are still super cool, but yeah. No, they're a really great family. It was good to see everybody, but I forgot just how funny that family is. How wild they are. Like, everybody can see you in public. This is a crime, which... No, it's not.

Ain't nobody calling the cops over here. Yo, when I was living at their house, I used to... When I walk out of the house, because the cops used to sit out, their house 24-7, the amount of times the cops would bring me, like, literally bring me into the back of the car. Like, what are you doing in there? I'm like, I live there.

Like, no, what are you doing in there? I live there. Can you guys please stop doing? There'd be a whole new set of officers. Same thing would happen again. Like, I live there. I promise you there's nothing I promise you

You should have told me You were the last bumblecloth Y'all don't know who I am As soon as I walked in As in your bumba class Well yeah I had a good weekend It was good to get out

And you know Stretch my wings Dope It was good weather this weekend Yeah I took my shirt off I don't get much of a tan But you know

Yeah So just take your shirt It happens But Damaris I know you were recovering Bed rest I did not leave my house All weekend

Oh that's enough fun. No, why it ain't? What's fun about leaving your house? I don't do it often, but I don't. Had a ball. Succession, food, cleaned, washed my hair. Like, I just spent time with myself. It's been a very busy summer. I did not expect my summer to go the way that it did. Didn't you say at the top of the summer? Like, this was we outside summer? Yeah, I regret that. You know, it's like some shit you just, we find that clip and then put it with it's right to. Some shit you just, you know, I regret those words. Yeah. Some shit you just shouldn't speak into existence. It's like this has been a lot.

It's been a lot of traveling, a lot of running around. I'm tired. Yeah. Well, since we've seen you, which I told you off, Mike, that Cardi B was cursing me out. On Thursday night at midnight, I was praying to God that imaginary players was good just so I could save my own mental health and my own phone. And what do you mean? For messages that I was going to get.

What did you think? I'm honestly saying I do like the record. I think she was talking to shit. I think it was a cool flip. same concept. I think it's a cool girl version of that. I think it's a great record. Yeah.

I like that she leaned into that because like I've said, that's where Cardi is separate herself from the rest of the female rappers is the fashion shit. She's always been so into fashion shit the moment she got famous. So yeah, I'm happy that she leaned into talking her shit with that. Yeah. I like the glorial bars. I like the watch taking the links out.

Like, she has some bars in there. I think it's a great record for women. And I'm actually glad. that they just left the beat kind of as is. Because, I mean, not even back to the awesome thing, but in general, we've talked about. Like, some of these flips are getting ridiculous.

Absolutely out of control. So I'd rather her just wrap over the original beat than try to flip it and make it something that's not and sound weird. Like, to imagine any player's drill record, I just don't need. Oh, God. So that's what I would. I don't think Jay would have cleared that.

I was very scared that it was going to be that. But I don't know. I think it's a cool record. I thought the video was great. Yeah, that's really my take on it. Yeah. I don't know if it's what I really feel or if I'm terrified, but, you know. Could be fair.

No, I really do like the record. And I thought the video was great. Thoughts on the Bronx legend? You already have imaginary players? I mean. Jesus Christ. You know I love Cardi. You can be honest.

You can be honest. Sniffles for this whole time. Now I was like sinuses. Yeah, I know I love Cardi and I'm supporting Cardi. I thought it was. Cool. That was okay. Yeah.

I just, I don't know if BK Tideaway would have approved. Rest in peace, BK Tideaway. I don't know if she would have been jacking it like that. I just, you know what it is? I think it's, I just,

I don't know. And I don't, I try not to listen to, you know, a lot of these newer artists with the same hip-hop ears, the same music ears that I was raised with, only because it's just a different time now. But it's just something about the record.

that doesn't feel authentic to me. It just feels too placed. It's like they would, it's like almost like chasing, you know, the fact that it's a sample from a song that we all know. Some people didn't even know the song since the first time they ever heard about imaginary player. But it just feels too, I want to say produced. It feels too coached.

Okay. Like I don't, I don't feel what Cardi is saying. Really? The glory hole line I thought was, hilarious. I thought that was a slick line. I like that. But it's just something about I didn't like the ad lib. Like I don't like the bitch. Like I just was like it isn't is this is supposed to be played. It's supposed to be cool. It's supposed to be. It just felt like it was too very this. Like say this, say this, say this, say it like. Like punchy almost.

Yeah. And I just didn't feel like I just didn't believe what she was saying in it. Now we all know Cardi successful and you know she's fucking rich and you know she's doing her thing like there's no we get that part but it's just something about the song that when we heard the sample was coming I'm like okay cool like you know legendary classic record not a lot of people touch that record if anybody has ever done it um so I was looking forward to that but then when we got it I didn't I didn't like walk away from the video feeling like damn like Cardi went up another She went up a level with this one. I mean, but do you not feel like that's Cardi's delivery,

not coach per se, but she is, and I don't mean this in a bad way. It is very much like she's reading off the paper, but that's her style. Yeah, but I don't like that stuff. I'm not saying that's not her style, but I don't like lines. Like, I like those Balenciagas,

the ones that look like socks. Like, but that's the, I think that's why people like it because she delivers it that way. But you can't do that over this sample. Because that's not what the sample. I mean, the point of it is, yeah. That's not what this sample was.

This was very cool, very laid back, very, you know, play. This was like Jay was really styling this whole record in a cool way. He wasn't, you know, it wasn't too much aggression. It wasn't, you know, like you believe what Jay was saying. But so you think she should have completely redid imaginary players, like not put her own twist on it. No, she could. And she did. She put her twist on it.

But I'm just saying that I just feel like, you know, just hearing it. again, say I didn't know who Cardi was. This was the first time we're hearing this, this, this, this artist. Like, I would be like, yo, but why does she sound like that? Like, why does it sound like she's punching in every line? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it didn't, it just didn't feel authentic to me. It felt like, who told you to say that?

Like, that's how it felt to me. Like, yo, who told you to say that? Yeah. Because when you, even if, and that's the thing that people don't, and I can be totally wrong. You know what I'm saying? I'm open to being wrong. Cardi may have written this herself.

Like she may not have to have no writers in the studio when she did this. Well, that's what it says on the credits. And in the past when Cardi has had assistance with writing, she's had those writers credited on songs. This one she's so even if she did, say she wrote this, right? You can't read it. Learn the lines. Like live with the actual record. So when you're not, it doesn't feel like I'm reading this as I'm rapping this.

Because if you're rapping it, you can't be. it's a fine line between rapping and reading. Just the way you say certain words, the way when you jump off of a word to get into the next word, it's, you know, it's a, it's a,

it just has to flow a little more seamlessly. And I feel like this was very, like, it was very staccato. It was very, so I understand exactly, I understand exactly what you're saying. I think the reason why that is,

I don't think it has anything to do with reading. I think it's because of, Cardi's accent, I think recording songs is a little bit harder for her because I think what she's trying to do is make sure y'all understand her because she's been criticized in the past for her pronunciation not being that great. And I think that's why it sounds like she's reading it or saying it so hard because she's trying to make it like she's trying to make y'all hear it. Are you saying? She over-enunciates.

Purpose. That's why I think it's been her style. Like, I hear you. It definitely does sound punchy, but I feel like that's always kind of bad. Even Bodak Yellow to some degree felt that. I felt like that became her style, which is she's the only rapper that I can think of that gets away with that and makes it a style. Because we've been in the studio of rappers and I've, that's the number one thing I say. You know, it sounds like you're reading off your phone right now.

So you're not rapping. It sounds like you're reading it. Like you could tell the difference. But I think Cardi has made that her style. Like that is kind of her version of that. No, because I've heard Cardi's songs where it didn't sound like that. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, or at least it wasn't as in your face.

You know what I'm saying? Like obviously, you know, she has an accent. That doesn't mean nothing to me. I'm from the same place. I hear that to me. That's just how people talk where I'm from. You know what I'm saying? It's not even, I don't consider that an accent.

I'm like, when people in L.A. be like, you got a New York accent. I'm like, what the fuck is that? Like, I just talk. Well, the funniest thing is when people from L.A. tell you they don't have an accent. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. But that's a whole other thing.

So, Cardi's accent is not, like, I'm from the Bronx. You know what I'm saying? That's so that is not anything to me. Like, I understand that. But it's still the words just didn't, you know, again, she did a good job with the flip, like the sample. Like, I'm not mad at that. But I just wasn't in love with it. Like, I thought this was going to take, you know, to Cardi shit up another level.

Like, she's going to look great every time we see her. So visually, everything is on point. You know what I'm saying? We don't ever have to worry about that with Cardi. She's going to always look good anytime we see her. Like, we get that part. I'm more so on just the music side. I'm a consumer of music, so I'm just listening to the music.

And it was cool. I'm not in love with it, but I also don't hate it. I don't hate it, but I'm not in love with it. I'm just like, okay, that was cool. Do we think September 19th, right? Do we think we'll get another single, and correct me if I'm wrong, if she's announced something that I don't know about. Do we think we'll get another single before the album?

It's one month away. I'm on the side that we're going to get another one. I think they're obviously going to work this record, but. I think week of. Yeah, I can see Week of for a video. Another single? Yeah. I think, no, I think this is the one they was, this was it.

I don't, I don't think so. And the reason why I don't think so is because this isn't, it's not a commercial enough song for it to be a Cardi's, like, for it to be the one that they're leaning on. I mean, neither was Bodack. But how many singles have she given us to her? Bodack Yellow was an accident. You said what? How many singles has she given us already?

From this album? Just outside. Yeah, just outside. This would be the second. I mean, if you count whopping up if it's stuck. But, yeah, I mean, technically outside and this are the only two. So, y'all think a third one is coming in here. Outside got leaked.

I think the only reason why they put outside out is because it got leaked. Outside didn't even have a video. But it was going to be a single. That was definitely going to be a single. Probably. 100% that was going to be a single. Outside? I think we get one more.

It don't get more single than your song being called outside. I think because we got two singles that are just. Cardi, which I appreciate when artists that type of shit, I think we're going to get another single with a big feature. A big feature. Who that is, I don't know, but that's what I think. I can't see

them just having two Cardi singles as is and not putting out one with a big feature before the album. Who you think the feature will be? I don't know. That's a good question. Who does Cardi got beef with? Who does she not? I don't know the girl's beef like that. Just Nicky from my dress?

understanding. Yeah. That's it. So she cool with Lato. Mm-hmm. Yeah, she was just on, what you call it? They got a couple records together. She's still cool with Meg, right? But I don't think they'll go to Meg Cardi. They did that with Bono's again, and I'd say it didn't work, but what about? I don't know, Doja? I don't think it'd be a girl. Yeah, I don't think it'll be a girl either. Unless it's an R&B singer. So who would it be? Like a gunner or somebody like that? Nah, I would think, I mean, I know she has a record with Sizzle already, but I could see like a Sizzar or something like that.

She had a couple of records with Sizzarder. Chris? Chris. Chris, K. Lani. He said Jack Harlow. That Jack Harlow and Doja record is fire. And I don't know why we all skipped over that record. That record is dope.

Which record was that? It was his last single. With Doja, they're all in a Scott Lakin drama at the bar in the video. They're in like a restaurant. I like that genre. Doja, I'm crazy on that. I don't know. I I want to hear of DOSA pack, maybe. Bad Bunny?

I can see a bad bunny Cardi record. Because with Jay Balvin's on the last one. Jay Balvin and Bad, they're together. Oh, yeah, they're both on there. Yeah, they're both on there. Yeah, I mean, I'm... Who would you like to see Cardi do a record with it? Doja.

Yeah. I think her and Doja. I can also very much see Dochi being on this Cardi album, for sure. I don't think it would be a single necessarily, as far as girl records go. It would have to be a single. You're not going to have a dochy verse and then not be a single.

Look at her last album. I was going to say she had all types of verses and they weren't single. Every A list or they weren't single. Yeah, but they didn't know what that album was going to do back then, though. They had a man. Nobody knew what that out.

Are y'all fucking kidding me? There was like three number one records before it came out. Yeah. Yeah, I think they knew what time of was in Atlantic. But I don't know, maybe Ice Spice. Well, I'm not mad about that. I mean, let's just cheese.

It's, I think Denzel would... Sample the Peter Guns and Lord Tarreek joint. Please know. Just no more. I'm saying if Hunt Ice Spike is going to do it, go back to the stadium. Nobody needs to poop on a Peter Guns

Lord Tarich record. I'm just saying. Like those beautiful fucking strings and horns, nobody needs to talk about. Oh, but you thought taking the imaginary player with Renee and Angela Winbush did. You thought that taking that was the... Well, I think Jay-Z and Cardi B

are far better than just rap about taking shits. No, I wouldn't hear her in Ice Spice do something for the Bronx. I mean, she's the lead in this Spike Lee movie. Like, Denzel may get Best Supporting Actor, Ice Spice being the lead. What? And see, this is why our group chat, sometimes I get Maddieo. Why did nobody tell me Ice Spice is acting next to Denzel Washington until I got to the studio today?

I didn't even know about the movie. Highs and lows, new Spike Lee joint. Highest to lowest. Highest to lowest. I'm sorry. I was looking at the original 1963 film, Demaris, because I'm very vintage.

It's based off high and low from 1963. Somebody told me Denzel's rapping in this? I mean, Will Smith set the bar, so he's going to go on leakers. Why Denzel got one earring in? What is this?

Yo, this is how gullible I am. When I sat down to watch this clip, Peage goes, yo, you know there's a sex scene between both of them. And you believed it. I was like, what? This is... So nobody's seen the movie?

No, it's in theaters now and I think it ends up on Apple in like two weeks or something. It's one of those. So you're not going to go see it in theaters? No. I think I'll wait two weeks. I love Denzel.

I love Spike. I don't know, Matt. Spike made Ray Allen an okay actor. Yeah. Ice Spice. This may be her calling. Like, I was correct for a while on the Ice Spice timeline. But listen, I stand correct.

Like, shaking Denzel's hands. I've never done that. Right. Bum? I might, this might be the second movie I go see by myself. Just to support ice. Just to support, yeah. Support Ice White.

Take a shit at the theater. Support Denzel. You know what I mean? I might go see this in theater. I might, this might be my second by myself movie. Yeah. All right.

Does she have like a real role? Is she like the penny to James Bond? Like what? I don't think she's that. Okay. All right. But I'm going to go see it though. I mean, it's Denzel, Spike Lee.

They got classic movies together. So do you think Spike Lee knew who Ice Spice was? Yeah. Yes. Absolutely. Why would everyone expect Spike Lee to know who Ice Spikely is? Spike Lee? Yeah, he knew Ice Spike was.

She wouldn't be in the movie if he didn't know who she was. You think her acting got her in the movie? I'm not talking about the rappers that were in Shirac directed by him. What did you think got her in the movie? You think that she was like, Denzel saw, Spike saw her work before in another film. She's dope. Respectfully, do you think Martin Scorsese like knew who action Bronson was to put him in the Irishman? Which he smoked that last role.

Like he killed that five minutes. Spike Lee is... But do you think that Mark... Action Bronson was in the Irishman? Remember when he goes to shop for his own casket? And Action Bronson is the... The casket seller? I don't remember that.

In the Irishman? He's in a wheelchair and he goes to go by... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. He said, who's his casket for? And Robert De Niro's like me, and he's like, that's dark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Action Bronson killed... Killed that part.

But I can see Scorsese somebody introducing him like, like, yo, you know, he has a great show. on television, you know, this like that and Scorsese. Because Bronson, you'll be surprised the people that Bronson... Oh, no, for sure.

I'm saying, I don't think... Scorsese was like, I need action Bronson. I think somebody made him aware of who it was. For sure. And I think the same thing here. I don't think Spike was sitting there

rewriting this screenplay and was like, you know, you know who should do this? Ice spice. I don't... Okay. I think so. I think Spike is more in tune.

Okay. I think he's more in tune. He'd be acting like Ice Spice is like an underground rapper. That shit is just like, do you think he knows who she is? Okay, I'm sure he has in his life walked into a store that was playing a munch.

I'm not saying he didn't not ever see the girl. I don't think he was writing it with Ice Spice in mind. Okay, well, that's a completely different thing than what you said. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you don't know who somebody is. He didn't write that. I think they had some type of mutual.

He didn't write that role for Ice Spice. Somebody was like Ice Spice, yo, Spike sent a script. You want to do a camera test. You want to, you know, try out for the shit. I think that happened. I don't think he was sitting there like, yo, I saw that Munch video

and you know who should play this role with death? Yeah, yeah, I feel you. No, I don't think it was that. But I do think that, you know, once the script was out, he was, he was, he was, like, you know what? Yeah, let's bring it up.

Let's see it. Let's have a read. I know, I feel like he got the video. Like, somebody said, hey, look at this. It's really not that bad. Yeah. I don't think it was. I can see that happen.

That's one of those that you have to show somebody to prove, like this is, this is okay, I promise. I'm going to go see it, I'm not going to ask somebody to come with me because that's just I don't think anybody would come with me to see that. I just, you live in Vermont. Yeah.

We can't go to the theater. That's why it's okay to go to the theater by yourself when you live outside the city. It's like it's cool. Yeah. But yeah, I'm going to go check it out. And yes, again, congrats to Ice Spice because acting with Dunzel, who can say, how many people can say that? So I think that's fire. I'm looking forward to the movie.

Have either of you seen weapons or F1? No. F1, the racing movie? Yeah. No, I didn't see. I heard it was great, though. Wait, F1's not the one where the kids that played the video games then start driving for real. No.

But I saw that. I like that. That was like Netflix. That was really good. I really liked that movie. And the real race car driver is really cute. I followed them on Instagram. Is that your way trying to pitch it to us that we should go see it?

No, that's different, though. But F1, I was just wondering if you guys have seen it because I want to go see it and weapons. I'm hearing good things about them both. Which one is weapons? The one with the kids disappeared from the beds or something like that. Security cameras. This is a plot about ice? I didn't see that.

Who's in it? Rory. Rory's in it? No. He made an appropriate joke for the times. You know, fighting that out. Like, yeah, no, no, no, no. Premier on Netflix.

You know, my memory is bad sometimes. I was going to be like, yo, what the fuck? Nick Cannon is in it? Was that just Nick Cannon I just saw? Yeah, but yeah, this is just about a bunch of kids disappear from their bed. They were all in the same classroom. And, yeah. But I-

A bunch of kids disappeared from their home. homes and they went to the same school. Mm-hmm. Oh, is this an Alex Jones film? An Alex Jones, Alex Jones joint. Alex Jones joint. Yeah. What are you guys?

I mean, I'm sure it'll make, as a parent. Is it on Netflix or theaters? Theaters. Weapons? Mm-hmm. That's like amazing. Yeah? It's been chosen.

It's out? Mm-hmm. Damn, so I got three movies to go see by myself? Well, two? Yeah, but you have to time it right where you can pay for one and then just walk. Come on, I'm a vet. I might have originated that plan right there. You'll miss like the first 15 though,

or one of them. Not if you do it, right? You could take this whole sum off if you do it right. You could take the whole. If you do it right, baby, to get in there around noon, you catch that 233 for sure, right on top. As soon as they finish vacuum and sit right now. At the Newport Mall, the exit goes past the bathrooms and you could just open the door.

the exit is where all the bathrooms are you can literally just open the door and go in and sit and watch seven movies and nobody would be the wiser. It's like the dumbest plan. And there's every theater that has the bathroom on the other side of just asking like, can I use the bathroom before I buy tickets

and get food and all that? And you think that 16 year old kid gives a fuck? Did you know that they're not paying to get on city buses no one? You can literally just walk on the bus. Back door? No, the front door. I'm from New York.

Back door. I'm from that era. No, you can literally walk right past the driver. But why? Well, you mean why? Is there like a new rule? No. Is that a new socialist mayor that they're talking about?

They're just doing whatever they want. You just literally walk on the bus and just go sit down. Like, don't have to pay. That's probably. That blew my mom. I'm like, yo, we used to have to hang off the back of the bus to get like. I never did that. You never hung off the back of a city?

I was too pussy, man. Oh, you're not New York. They were doing that in Bronx, tail. I know. I know. I've seen my friends hang on the back of the fucking train before. Oh, they did it for a year. Yeah, for September 24th, 20203 to August 31st, 2021, 24-5 MTA bus routes were free, fair-free.

They don't check like, they don't give a fucking they don't. Yo, DeMaris, I'm telling you some real shit. You can literally walk on the bus and not like right past driver. You don't even look at you. Them niggies in Jersey don't allow that shit. New Jersey Transit, they're like, hey, hey. No, no, that's different. The NJT and the MTA is two different.

things. Two different things. But I've seen people and I'm just looking like, nobody's paying. Like they literally just walking on the bus. And I was like, you know what we had to do to rob for free on the bus when I was like in high school? You had to risk your life. You had to fucking either hang off the back of the bus or like go get, go through the back door and like hope he don't look at that little mirror and like just kind of stay right there. Like, I mean, I still do this to this day sometimes when I just like need a rush. But when, for the Long Island Railroad from Penn Station

just sit in the bathroom to Woodside and then they stop checking tickets Oh yeah that's that's that's like no literally just sit in the bathroom and then you get into Jamaica for for free In five minutes instead of an hour and a half on the fucking Jay, Nah I felt like shit though the last time I did that in the Metro North Like we was pulling up to my stop

And I opened the door to get out Ticket man standing right there That nigga waited for you come up to the bathroom I was like damn man fuck it let me pay You got to pay more when you buy a ticket on the train versus when you, I just felt like an idiot. I was like, all right, man, that's what I get for being slick.

And even like, long, wherever I remember my dad would always, well, I think they changed the age thing. This was a long time ago. Would always lie about my age. I'd be fucking seven years old. I'd be like, no, you two. That's better than, that's better than my uncle. I told you my uncle told the fucking baseball players in the South

that I had cancer. Wait, wait. Wait, what? You never told us that. All the years of. I've known you. I went to a AA, I never said that. No.

I went to a double A game in Virginia, right? I think it was, no, it was in North Carolina, Raleigh. Yeah. Went to a double A game. It might have been AAA, but I went to one of those farm league games. And my uncle took me and we had caught a, we had caught a foul ball. So at the end of the game, when the players was going into the dugout, he wanted the players assigned my ball.

So he started telling the players I had cancer. So, you know, you got to see. see the players like they're walking into the dugout first. I'm gonna like, you sign my nephew, he has cancer. So you can see them like just wanting to get, I think they lost two. But once somebody says that, you don't want to be the player that just didn't sign the cancer patient's ball.

So like they go down into the dugout, they hear him say it, and they come back up to the dugout. Did anyone inquire of like what type of cancer it was? No, I'm not. And I was young. And you looked healthy, I'm sure. I was like seven, eight years old. Like I was a kid.

I was like, but I remember him saying it. And I was like, in my mind, I'm like, no, I don't. But fuck it I got a whole baseball The whole team signed the baseball So it was all good Krista Stefano who we've had on the show Had told this story

I forgot either on his own podcast Or someone else's Of his dad They were at Yankee Stadium And try to sneak down to lower seats Like we all used to do And his dad Told like the ticket guy

Like my kid at special needs And they let him go Like I was like we all have the same dad Everybody has the same dad When I used to think it was just my dad And when Christy I was like All right Everybody else's dad was like this.

By any means, we got to get down there. But it's all in like good, that's good dad's like you being a good parent. I mean, my uncle, I don't know if he should have put cans on me, but you know, whatever. The whole team signed the ball. We was good going back home. What would be so funny is if like one of those players like remembered that exchange and now watch the pod and was like, I'm so glad I'm so glad I'm all be cancer. That's crazy. That would be fucking a lot.

You know how crazy that would be for a player to remember me from back then? What a redemption story. How come he never talks about how he had. cancer at seven years old. He didn't even talk about it. What a humble soul. So strong. Brave. So brave. So brave. So brave that guy is. Mall, have you ever been walking down the concourse and go buy the cinema or whatever that weird mall is, no pun intended, and see a phone ad and go, wow, what a great price. Every week. Every week. Every single time. You walk the concourse every week. I can't tell you every week.

I feel like that, Rory. Just right on 161. You're just right there. Oh, wow. What a good price. then your bill is way higher, but that's because you did not get Boost Mobile. You pay $25 a month forever unlimited talk text data at just $25 a month. No price hikes, no contract. Of course not. Forever. Visit BoostMobile.com or head to your local booth store today and get unlimited talk text and data for $25 a month forever.

5G speeds not available in all areas. After 30 GB, customers may experience slower speeds. Customers will pay $25 a month as long as they remain active on the boot. Unlimited plan. Also over the weekend, Chance Starline came out. I mean, obviously we did the episode with him. Shout out the chance. But I listened to it on DSPs again.

Chance the Republican. Too jaded chance? Yeah, too jended chance. You really tried to fucking. You tried to jam him up. Me? How? He said it.

I just recognized the Republican in him. I was like, I get it. Yeah, you don't want to pay taxes. I know. It's so funny, like when you just catch yourself saying something so innocent. Like, wait, I can't say that shit. Yeah, but that's what, but why? You see how natural that was for him to say that? Like, why does he have to apologize for that? Like, he was in a two-gender relationships. That's where his mind went. Yeah. But of course, he's fine with everything. So shout

out the chance the Republican on his new album, Star-Line. The Chance the Republican is hilarious. For the new album, new album, New Almond Starlight. I like this album, man. It's like a Democratic politician in Chicago or something. Is he? I'm pretty sure his pops is like some, not city council, just something within south side Chicago he's a prominent member of something i think with oh okay government ken Bennett uh aid to the mayor in Chicago and then senator Barack Obama that guy then he became president right or that's a different there's a senator one and there's a president one well yeah he was a senator before he's president oh okay the same same guy same guy okay I don't think he's a common name in Chicago you didn't put that whole

It's a common name. What are you more for me? John Smith, Barack Obama. Yeah, it's all the same. It's all the same. Ken Bennett? Yeah. But I can't say enough about this project. It's not because he was here.

No, this is the first chance. This is the first album where I could really say, like, I listen to it and enjoyed it. Like, a lot of chances music, but I told him that, it's not like I'm talking shit. Yeah. A lot of his music, you know, it wasn't really, I don't know where to play it. It's like, where do I listen to this at? But this chance album, though, a lot of good music on there, a lot of stuff. that I could listen to. So shout out the chance, man. I like, I like this project.

Yeah. Also, over the weekend, so I didn't listen to the spaces, but apparently there was a a real hip-hop spaces going on. A real hip-hop space? A real hip-hop. Okay. And shout out to Glass is Malone. He was on there. Apparently, and again, I don't have all the details here. I just saw the aftermath. Apparently, Jay Cole was not hip-hop because he went to college. They've been saying that, though. Jay-Cole isn't hip-hop because he went to pop? Def Jam was founded in NYU dormant. Yeah, like, what do we do?

That's not new, that's not new rhetoric at all. Really? Jay Cole isn't hip-hop because he went to college? I remember seeing people like, yo, I wish you would stop rapping about student loans, Cole. You're on your third album. You're like a multimillionaire. Don't tell me about student loans anymore.

That was a good time, man. But I've never seen anyone say because you went to college, you're not hip-hop. Yeah. Y'all know why I think Jay Cole ain't hip-hop, but not because he didn't went to college, though. Like, that's stupid. I mean, bad timing is puff hip hop?

Because he broke big at Howard. Yeah, I mean, I don't know that's, that's, because somebody went to college. And I don't know if that's a direct thing, but you know how Twitter takes one little sentence and then makes a whole random conversation about it. I don't know if that was the exact thing, but that was the consensus of the argument afterwards of that spaces. And it's just the wildest thing in the world to me. Yeah, that's just, I think that's just people looking for engagement. That's just stupid. Jay Cole is definitely hip hop, even though he went to college.

again my feelings aside what doesn't make you hip-hop about college what happens when you when you get there people don't realize college is just high school you just sleep there you just sleep there like I just sleep on the campus

like but that's not much difference than the high school and I never went to college but I was there enough to know like this is high school in the amount at least the first two years of rappers that went to college

that just don't talk about it you'd be very surprised yeah like a lot of rappers said who? Ice Cube has an architectural degree Ice Cube?

Yeah, Ice Cube. Somebody going to tell me, Ice Cube ain't hip hop? Like, none of you exist without Ice Cube. Ice Cube has an architectural degree. That makes sense? Oh, no, it definitely does, but I never knew that. Rappers that went to college. You know, AI never lost.

Never. We knew Luda did. Mm-hmm. Quali went to, what? City College. It's college. Yeah, two chains. Childers Gambino, which, by the way, I was listening to Childers Gambino on a podcast.

It was an old one. It was around because of the internet came up. Hello, CoolJ went to college? Yeah, probably. That isn't surprised. When? He probably went to Stony Brook. Any niggins that's in the back of my mind, I hear my conscience call.

Definitely with the Stony Book. He went to Harvard Business School. But that's after. This is like when they give. Yeah, but that's after he was late. I'm going to say this nigga been a superstar since he was 17, 18. He was the first rap superstar. When did he go to him?

When did he go to high school? Yeah. Like, when did he go to that? L.L. Go to, don't tell me what they gave him after he was L.L. Cool J. Nah, I'm talking about when moms was like, niggins either school or work, and he's like, I'm going to school. But Childers Gambino was an R.A. And all of that checked out.

Once he said that on that podcast, I think it was actually one-up. I think it was Pete and Seif. I was like, of course you are an R.A. Childish Campino gives so much R.A. energy. Little Wayne was a, no, but this is all like after this became. Sweetie, we know once the USC. Wale played college football for, a little bit. I don't think he finished.

Cameron, play ball for, I think it was in Texas, but then came back. David Banner. I could see David Bannon being in Carlin. What's funny as someone that is a reformed Kanye stand, having your album called College Dropout, and I seriously have no idea what college Kanye West went to. And I feel like I know everything about Kanye West. What college did Kanye West go to? Somewhere in Chicago.

Like, where did he drop out? Chicago State University. But this is before he became Kanye the artist. Yeah. Okay. Logic, believe it or not. I would never guess. I actually don't think logic went to school.

That's weird. Meg, that was like her whole thing, right? Meg, yeah. She went to college. Like, I understand for women and, like, the empowerment of college and all that, her still going to college after she made it for what? What do we do? What do you mean for what?

People's careers. end all the time. That's a promise she made her family that she would finish college. Oh, all right. See, now you adding that to it. But even if she didn't make her- I have no retort now. Even if she didn't make that promise,

why would she stop? People, we see fail rap careers all the time. Oh, I agree there. All the time. The lifespan of a rapper is probably a year, if that. Exactly. What was Meg's degree? Medical,

health, certain, something. Like, health administration or something like that. Okay. Yeah, health administration, Bachelor of Science. Oh, yeah. She worked at a call center and shit if it don't work out. Oh, she went to TSU? Okay.

She could do what Mall was doing in the hospitals. Hey, hey, I took pride in what I did. No, you did. I did. I took pride in my work. What type of pride you took? I took pride in my work. What type of pride took?

Making sure the patients got their food and what they wanted to eat, you know, sometimes they was cool. I run to the store because the, you know, the menu was whacked that day. They were like, yo, listen, go give me a calzone. You know what I'm saying? Did you check? their paperwork to see if they could have a calzone. Nah.

If you about to die, like, I'm here. Doctor didn't understand why their pressure wasn't dropping. Like, you see pepperoni calzone. Yeah, I mean, they even give death row inmates food before they about to die. Like, I want him to go out, all right? Yeah, man. I would like, if I knew I was about to die, I would definitely appreciate if mall went and got me a calzone.

Yeah, man. I was like, come on, man, what you want, man? I got you, man. I'll be right back. But back to my dying wish, if I know I'm going to die, can you go out and get me correct? Yes. All right, cool.

I got you. If you're out of here, if I know you out of here, all right, man, I got to get you that. Imagine smoking crack next to your oxygen machine. Like just sneak and crack into the facility? Yeah, you can do that? Shit, they'd be fucking in the hospitals? Why not?

Who'll be fucking? Everybody. It's like a gel. That's context. Patience. No, patience and, yeah. I always thought there was like a joke from like Happy Gilmore where all the old people were getting fucked. That's like really apt.

No, patience like, yeah. It's content or. Only thing. Wait, all right. So patients are fucking other patients or patients are fucking nurses? No, they're fucking like their partners. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. Now I've done that. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You act of surprise. I know you. I thought it was like. Like Randos?

Like I thought like the nurse game. Like this was like some porn scene. Oh no, no, no. I'm just some sick guy and a nurse comes in and I start fucking. I'm like, I just don't feel like that happens. No, no. Oh, no. I've definitely fucked a significant other in a hospital before.

Yeah. I mean, it's all right. Pull that gown to the side a little bit. Yeah. So sometimes that's what they need. Check your temperature. Rectal? Yeah.

Yeah, listen, man. The doctor will come here. Yo, I used to hate that fucking. Yo, like, I hated rectal thermometers, bro. I don't ever, I have no remembrance of ever having a thermometer mask. I could call my dad right now. He would tell you the story about how I cursed out everybody in the hospital and he was trying to do that. I say, your dad, do not let him stick that thing.

How old were you? Like 32. How old were you? No, I was a kid. Cursing out every. Like don't let him stick that in my butt. I wasn't playing that shit. Yo, just give me that shit.

Put it under my tongue, though. You don't put nothing in my ass to check my tongue. What type of kinky shit is this? I'm not that sick, my name. It's more accurate. We ain't got to be that. I'm not that sick. I'm all right.

It's got a little cold, nigga. You ain't got to stick another in my ass. That's why we drink through our butts too, like to get drunker, remember? No, I don't remember nobody doing that. Did we talk about that? No, the, oh, the tampon? Yeah, the tampon. Yeah, that's crazy.

I don't believe that, though. I don't believe people did that for real. But how old was you? Mara had that shit happen, and that was the first time I've ever even seen somebody. I thought that was like almost a myth. No. Like,

I thought it was like dogs. Like, I always used to get that shit. I might have been five, six years old. Oh, no, see, that's, that's kinky. That's not, a baby, baby. That's not, I have no remembrance of ever having. I'm sure it happened to me.

I will call my, he will tell you how I was cursing. Like, yo, do not let him stick that in my butt. You're like, what is that? I'm not that sick. It's kind of, fever like this. My ass isn't hot. Like my hair. What happened to the back of the palm hair? Remember they used to do this? Just right here. Yeah, like you got to stay right here. You

got put no thermometer in my head. Get the fuck. And I've been sitting in this emergency room for three hours. I got swamp ass. I wasn't. I wasn't with that. Even as a kid, I knew something wasn't right with that. Like, no. Yeah, no. No remembrance of that whatsoever of having that done. Do we believe this Freddie and Benny situation? I saw that there was a video that I believe it was an airport. Yes. That they had ran into each other and there was some type of...

It's always going to bump with somebody in the airport. Always in the airport. Always going to bump with somebody in the airport. And what's so funny about the airport shit is everybody, we can't be tough. No. Like, literally all of us just have to sit here and just be... No thing can't go down at the airport.

Like, we all got to be on our best behavior. This is federal. Yeah. That's why I just be laughing. That's how I just know it's like streamers, rappers, everyone like, I've seen his ass in the airport. He was at the airport. Yeah, you're not going on.

What was he going to do? You're not doing nothing that day. He's going to get a federal charge immediately? No, you're not doing that. But Freddie and Benny spoke. You know, if you don't know, they've had their history over the years of, you know, situations and things like that, back and forth. It got physical.

Freddie alluded to some things in his raps on his, you know, a couple of albums and a couple songs, talking about the situation. We spoke to Benny a couple years ago in Atlanta about the whole situation. And he was saying, you know, he really didn't understand we had all started from and, you know, what happened, whatever. But it's good to see that they had an exchange, spoke. But I'm not getting my hopes up because I just, I know how, you know, again, airport, everybody got to be on their best behavior. And you can say it's all good, whatever, whatever. And then a freestyle come out next month and you back throwing shots talking slick.

Then it's like, you know what I mean? So I want them to, you know, whatever they got going on, piece. it up two of my favorite emcees two of my favorite rappers too many mutual friends too like yeah so it's you know those guys like they wanted to set this up at some point anyways but yeah and and they should it's too many mutual acquaintances mutual friends uh you know it's also pointless i mean they would have just rap cool whatever throw shots at each other i mean that alleged footage which of course we know it says nothing you're freddie or benny in buffalo we know that didn't really happen that was just unnamed people but yeah but did it have did it have to go like that like that

there? I mean, knowing what I know. Okay. Maybe you know more than I know. Yeah. Knowing what I know, things, things went, you know, where I'm, where, where from, when things go there and go to that level. Got you. Okay. It's very hard to come back from that. So it was good to see them, you know, talking and trying to piece it up. I would love for them to come to some, some type of, you know, into this and, you know, and move forward and, you know, even if they don't work together again. I would love to see them, you know, they got some dope songs together. I would love to see them, you know, rap together again. But even if not, you know, I just, I don't want to see anything happen to any of these, any of these guys, man, like two good guys, two talented

MCs. You know, it's too much, too much to do out here, too much, you know, fly shit to do, travel the world, make money. We just don't need to see it going any further. So I'm always with, you know, piecing it up, if it can, talking about it, you know, and, you know, and, end in the bullshit whenever they can. But again, I just know personally things went to a place where it's very hard to come back from a lot of times. But hopefully, I'm hopeful in this situation that they were able to talk about it and, you know, put everything to the side and move forward. Because, again, nobody wants to see beef. Beef is corny.

I don't think I have like any, like, real ops per se. By the definition of an op, it's not really like on site for anyone. Well, a few people, but not an airport. I've never like ran into the weird airport thing the way I hear everyone does because I mean especially if you're like during a certain weekend everyone's going to LAX at the exact same time. That's never happened to me of just like running into somebody I don't get along with at an airport. But it would be funny because what are we supposed to do? Yeah. In the Delta lounge.

We spoke about it when we had him on that time I had saw Russ and we was on the same flight in Atlanta. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about that. And I hadn't met Russ at that point. Obviously, I know who he is, and he knew who I was, and we kind of just exchanged faces. And I didn't know if I should say what's up. You know, it'd be that weird. It's like, I don't know if.

Oh, I've had those moments where it wasn't an option, but like people that you know, like, we both know we're aware of each other. Should we say hello? Which is kind of gay and. No, no, no. I didn't realize. I didn't know if I had said something about Russ. Okay. That maybe he didn't like.

Because, you know, that's the thing now. I was like, you know, I don't remember a lot of shit I say. Yeah. And I say things about artists like just as a consumer listening to music. It's nothing personal. It's never personal. And sometimes people don't like what you say about their art. And I understand that.

But I lose sight of that. So it'll be a lot of the times where I said something about an artist maybe a year ago, totally forgot. Now I'm on a flight. Artists walking right past me and we're looking at each other. But it's like it ain't the look like they're about to say what's up. Or I'm going to say it's kind of like, is you cool? Like we're on the flight, though. Like, what's about to happen?

Where are you sitting at? Because if you're sitting right behind me, I got to move because I don't even like your energy. But me and Russ had that exchange. But then when we sat down and spoke about it, he was like, yeah, he was like, no, I didn't know. He was like, but you weren't different about me. And that's exactly it was like, I didn't know. Like, is he cool? Never met him.

Is he a person that you say what's up to? He saved what's up to. He saved what back if you don't know you. Because it's weird with artists in the industry. Like, you don't know. Meanwhile, coolest guy ever too. Coolest, Bruce, coolest dude. Yeah, he was a good dude in the world.

You know what I'm saying? Like, so it's just like, you know, it's little things like that be stupid. It's like, bro, it's cool dude. Say what's up. It's not that deep. But again, I know sometimes I say things about people and then they hear it. Not about them personally, but about their music. They hear it.

They don't like what I said. So now if they seem in real life, it's like, nigger, don't say what's up to me. But I don't know because I don't got problems with nobody. So I'm like, what you know the face? Men know the face of he going to say what's up back or he ain't, he ain't feeling you. You know, we know the face. Yeah. I mean,

once you connect eyes, it's too weird to me to just not say something. Like, oh, what's up, man? Fuck with your work. Like,

we never met. Like, clearly we locked eyes and know who each other are. Yeah. I just feel like that's weirder. So, like,

then we end up sitting next to each other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I felt good. I think I told Russ this shit.

Like, I mean, obviously Russ got a shit ton of money. But I was flying first class. He wasn't. So I kind of like, watch him walk to the back. Like,

yeah. Why would, What you were this? This was like 2019. Russ was a millionaire in 2019 for sure. And I'm not saying, listen. But we spoke about it. I have flown economy at the highest money I've ever had my life.

No, no, no. But we spoke about it with Russ. And he was saying he booked that flight last minute. Yeah. And he had to just, you know, he had to take whatever seat. But in that moment, I kind of felt like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, man. I was like, let me get two orange juices.

And pass one back to my home evening. Send one back to Russ. Send a Russ to orange juices and nuts. Yeah, yo. Let me get two orange juices. sit one back to the homie with the ponytail you know what they're like yeah the only time that shit really happens to me is in like artist villages yeah which i like i've told the daniel caesar one like anytime i've had beef it only ends up in an artist village but even there it's

like what are we about to do yeah and not to say i'm on any tough guy shit like that but we're in an artist village matter of fact only russ beats people up in an artist village russ had a fight in an artist village yeah for real push it up well who i mean it was a i didn't need to even though Russ had it like a physical education with somebody before. Yeah, it was a guap dad. And then there was also a smoked perp one, but the guab dad shit was at the festival. And now, it was getting a little busy. And then Russ came out.

And I mean, he didn't just send his manse. He was getting a little busy. Russ and guap dad? I was so random. What was this about? And then like when you know certain people in Russ's crew after you see this, it just makes it funnier for some reason. But yeah.

And then I think it was smoked perp they caught in the club too. No, there was at one point, Russ was not playing with y'all. The way that Russ doesn't play with y'all with the business side of things, at one point he was like, I'm not this corny white body. Yeah, I'm running down.

I'm running down. Anybody I got something to say, I will fight you. So that was definitely an interesting time. How do you think the Daniel Caesar and me artist village fight would have went? Why was you going to fight Daniel Caesar? Remember we had beef?

No. Yeah. That was a, I've talked. told this story before. I went to, um, but we've been doing this a lot of years, but I don't remember a lot of shit. So it was around the time when he was defending yes, Jules, and got canceled, fake canceled. Okay. Um, and he had said that, oh, Rory probably uses that, not probably, Rory uses the N word too. Because we, you see the said that. Yeah, we, we had talked about it after that happened. And his response to that was like, well, Rory uses the N word too. And I was

like, bro, I don't even like, like, know you. Whatever. I was in, whatever, whatever that at Long Beach Festival, I don't know if it's still going on. And this was like pre-COVID. And he was one of the headliners and came up to me in the artist village and apologize. He was like, that was whack. I shouldn't have said that shit. Like, I didn't even know you like that.

And it was great. No, we became friends after that. That's why we, when we was in Toronto. Good guy. No, Daniel Sears is a really, really good person. Good guy. But I respected that too. Like, yo, I said, I said some bullshit.

Yeah. Like, he tapped my shoulder and I turned around. It was Daniel Caesar. I was like, all right. And he was like, bro, I'm sorry. I said some bullshit. I shouldn't have said that. Yeah.

I thought it was super respectful. Good guy. I'm gonna call. Okay. Now, when I say I love people, I be like, nah, I really love them. I'd be like, you don't fucking love them. You don't know them.

Don't go around saying now so-and-so is a really, really, really good guy. Oh, my experience. I'm speaking only from my experiences with him. I've seen Daniel out twice and it was always like good conversation, good energy. Yeah, but don't just throw a really, really good guy on people. Because you don't seen a couple people out where and been good energy. And then we come to find out they weren't that great guy. I'm only, like who?

Only speaking to... Say some names. Why not? Come on, corrupt. Yeah. Corrupt. Start saying... Start making out names.

Yeah, we're saying names. Russ. You're saying? I sent him an orange juice. You know what I'm saying? I made Daniel Caesar apologize in front of everybody. Yeah, like, come on. We're saying names here.

It's a say, say my name pot. Say my name pot. Say my name pot. Yeah, that's our intro. Yeah. I hear you. But anytime I say that, I'm saying my experience with him. But again, it's been minimal.

Like, they're not, I don't hang out with Daniel Caesar. And I'm not saying that he's not. I'm just saying, just be careful who you throw. Same way you don't want those bad shit on people. You don't always want those good shit on people. Oh, no, it's plenty of times. If somebody I thought was good did some bullshit. Yeah.

Now you did some bullshit. Yeah, I take my good shit back. I take my good shit card back. Yeah. Just because you go with me doesn't mean you're not a member no more. You're not a member. Get out of here. You go out of the club.

You go out of the Heman and Hays Club. Get out. But you and Daniel Caesar are part of the Heeman Love Yes. Jewel's Club. I love. I love yes, Jules, yes. Good people's. That's how y'all bonded? She's good peoples. Yeah. No, man, you and Daniel. No, that's not how we wanted, no.

You and Danny. Shut the fuck up, yo. Like, don't piss me off, bro. Danny. That nigga name is Daniel Caesar. I call him Dan. That's Dan Dan. Yo, that's wild that you call him that. I don't know. I don't know. I know. Dan. Dan Dan.

Call him C's. Yo, so Genuineine, C-World. Y'all still on y'all bullshit. Wasn't he on the list already, though? We knew this was coming. He was on the Isle of the 90s shit. Yes, it's just we now- Presented by VH-1.

Yo, listen, man, this SeaWorld shit, Genuine. Shout out to Genuine for the legend, genuine. But like, what are we doing with this Seaworld shit, man? Like, we really, we supporting them. We back-support the SeaWorld? No. And I'm not shout, now genuine.

I want to shout out Melissa, the orca, that's in jail. Free yo Free militia Orca Free Mel You know Now they might clip that And take that

A hole on That's not what I didn't even connect it Until you just stopped I didn't even connect that shit My bad Apologies I don't

I'm not even trying To put that out there Free Melissa to Orca How you Like how do they name the orcas Because that's fucked up Like outside of just Like putting them in prison

With no charges Yeah Like there's prisoners I know some are innocent But some did that shit And you belong in jail they take these beautiful creatures that actually don't attack humans unless they're there, put them in there and then rename them.

Like that's some real Kusikense shit. Yeah. Like, 100%. Like, That whale's name is not Toby. No. Like,

what do you think it's a pack calls him? Because it's not Melissa. No, definitely. Not like, yeah, rename and animal. How do they do that? Is it based on like the person that was there to capture them, like those, the lead trainer or something? Like, how do they name? You talk about like,

when the person that discovers the comet or whatever the fuck, they get to name. Like the scientist's like, like a bad name of, yeah. Or not hurricanes, when they be naming the hurricanes and why all the hurricanes be like, name, most of them be named after women? Or do they alternate? They alternate. I think it goes in alphabetical order. Yeah, it's an alphabetical order.

Yeah. It's alphabetical order. I think it's what part of the ocean. I think it starts or something like that. I don't know. I just think, like, some of it's a little too on the nose and fucked up. Like, why did you name the hurricane that was going to destroy, destroy far Rockaway Sandy.

Like, why would you... Yeah. What do you think they felt in Rockaway Beach? Yeah. That's Sandy. That was so insensitive, right? That was so fucked up. So insensitive.

So many other S names. Call that shit Susan. Hurricanes are named by the World Meteorological Organization, WMO, using a predetermined list of names that rotate every six years. So you think it's the person that decides to turn the weather machine on is the one that gets to name it? Probably. But names starting with Q, U, X, Y, and Z are excluded because they are considered

less common and harder to pronounce. So we won't see Hurricane Yes Jules anytime soon. Wait, harder to pronounce. When a hurricane is on the way to you, do you give a fuck what it's a name? No, just tell me, how fast that shit moving? That's all I care about. What's the speed knots? Like, what's the knots?

Like, do I got to get out my house or are we cool? We just got to go get more like canned goods and shit like that. Like, once you tell me, leave my home, then I'm scared. To me, this is just how they view how stupid the American public. is because like nobody could pronounce Quincy like if Quincy was on the way. Yeah. If the news said, yo, there's a hurricane coming to you now. You'd be like, not shit, what's his name? Oh, Quincy coming? All right, we are. But after Quincy, what you got? Why would the name, why would we have to pronounce it? It's a hurricane. It's a hurricane. Just tell us if we got to leave

our house or not. Exactly. I fell down a crazy rabbit hole thumbled upon this story. But I fell down this rabbit hole of Garth Brooks is a serial killer. Wait, all right. Have any of y'all? Have any of y'all? Have any of you? Have any of seen this? No. No. So I forgot. So look, I fell down

this rabbit hole because it was so interesting. I'm like, what the fuck? Like, so I'm watching this whole thing

and come to find out, I think, is Tom Sigora? Is that his name? Comedian? Tom Sigour? Yeah. He started,

he started this shit like years ago. Okay. So he was saying how they, like, somebody went and fucking like tracked all of Garth Brooks like tour dates,

live shows where he lived and came. to find out that in every one of those cities on that day like he had a show a missing person came up like somebody came up missing from each show and then they was like yeah when he got his first you know big check got like half a million dollars he went and paid like 450 000 for all of these acres of land in this town i think in Nashville or Tennessee somewhere he just bought a bunch of land he didn't have no home nothing he just bought land and after he purchased the land

people started coming up missing so there's this thing like he's burying in the bodies on this land that he bought. It was the, I felt on a crazy, I'm like, I really started to be like, yo, golf Brooks might be a serial killer. Like, every store date, every city, there's somebody that comes up missing in that city. Like, so I'm really like, and they come to find out Tom Segorah started this shit years ago. He just started this rumor and the internet ran with it. And I got caught in that fucking rival hole.

No, this is like really a thing. No, I was in. Like I. No, Rory got about to be in it. No, because it's the greatest. Oh, I believe it out the gate. Any conspiracy I believe right away. It would have been the greatest cover up.

Like, Garth Brooks being a serial killer, that don't seem in America, I don't seem like, I can see that. And then people are showing you that, yo, each tour date, each show from each city, a person came up missing from that city. To what a talent. It's like, yo, like, to have both parts of the brain to be able to be that big of a star. We've seen this movie, DeMaris. We've seen that movie before. For sure. So that's why I'm like, I really start getting into it.

I'm like, yo, how come I never? I'm mad that I never even heard about this. And then I started looking and then, you know, find those couple comments you start reading after you watch this whole shit. Yeah. Which fuck your algorithm up forever. Somebody's like, yo, Tom Seguer like started this rumor years ago and the internet is still running with it.

And I was like, oh, shit. So is, all right, did Charlie Manson walk so Garth Brooks could run? I don't want to put that on Garth. I'm not saying that he's going to. Have you heard Charlie Manson songs? Yes. As a fucking star. Yeah.

They're beautiful. Right. Why M.F. Doom didn't just. do a whole sample project of Charlie Manson Records is beyond me. You guys think I'm joking. Charlie Manson made incredible music. No, he did. He did. He was talented. He was the original Garth. But his brain was just wired all over the place. Man, listen, man. He had holes. What'd you want from? He didn't kill nobody. No, no. No, no. He had. You tripping. You tripping. You were fucking bugging out.

But yeah, I fell down this rabbit hole of Garth Brooks being a serial killer. And I was, you know, I was happy to find out that Tom Seguer just made all of this shit up years ago and the internet ran with it. But it was an interesting, it was an interesting story, though. The story was the way they sold it was, it was good. It's definitely a movie. They should definitely take this and write a movie about it. But Garth Brooks is not a serial killer. Has anyone seen Garth and Charlie in the same room?

I don't think, no. The same way John Bonnet Ramsey became Katie Perry. Oh, is that a thing? No. Yes. It's not real. But yes, that's a very, like a very popular conspiracy theory. Oh, yeah, my.

Stupid shit. You know conspiracy theories are hilarious once they start, like, putting the noses together and shit. Like, maybe they just have the same nose. Yeah. Taylor Swift breaks the podcast in World. Her episode is currently at 18 million views. Do we believe this? Yes.

It was at one point when they were, when it was live streaming, like a million something people were live streaming it at one point. Hmm. Josh, I would like you to speak to the volume, specifically to Kelly, who we love, who's one of our bookers over at volume. She's awesome. Why did Travis get the Taylor Swift interview before us? Can you send an email to volume now? No, I've got a legitimate one, CC me.

That's a tough way. Subject. You mean? Why Travis Taylor? Like, just keep it very short. And then actually, matter of fact, I like the emails where you put the entire. entire sentence in the subject and then nothing under that. But why did Travis get the Taylor Swift interview before New Royal Mall? And just put NRM and hit send CCS. Is this on, this is on Travis and

Jason's podcast? Is it New Heights? Yeah. Okay. You don't feel a little disrespectful? No. Like you're a Swifty. You feel I feel like she should. It's so cliche to just go with the person you love. Like go with a fan. Oh, the people you hate. Taylor, come on over here. Come on over here to the people you hate. Come sit down with us. We'll have some fun kicking with you. Let's break another record.

You want to really break a record, Taylor? Come on this show. I have a Taylor? Anything but music. I don't even want to talk music with Taylor Swift. Literally everything people would want us to talk to Taylor Swift about would not be anything I would want to talk about. Like, I would want to talk about, like, do you think Garth Brooks is a serial killer?

Yeah. Like, how do you feel about that? And have you met him? Like, Jomeney Ramsey is Katie Perry. Which child that was murdered are you? Right. That would be what I would want to talk to Taylor Swift about. Yeah.

Which I'm sure her team would be with open arms of that type of conversation. Publishers would love that. Love that. That's a publicist dream right there. Because she speaks all the time. Do you think, from what I've seen, the Kelsey seemed like a pretty normal family, even though they have two sons that are fucking Hall of Famers.

But judging from what I've seen, they seem like a normal family. do you think Taylor like meshes with that regular families they seem like a like a regular Midwest thing yeah this this this is I mean this seems pretty natural yeah Taylor's whole thing is relatability like outside of her being that's why she's so famous is because her whole entire stick is

I'm like just the normal like girl dirty girl next door like that's her whole thing so right but you think like on Thanksgiving Taylor stays at their parents house or at a hotel like you think she shits in the Kelsey house, like, on Thursday morning. Yes. Okay. No, I respect it. I'm just curious with like these super, super famous people.

Yeah. When they date people that, you know, probably come from like regular means. Like, is she going to Cleveland and holding a shit for a whole weekend because she's nervous? No, no, no. You know how fucking big that house that their mother in them is probably in? Oh, in Ohio. I'm sure they paid a $1,000 down payment. That's 35 bedrooms.

I'm sure there's a lot of space, but still, like, shit. Even my mom, if I had the money that Travis had, she wouldn't want, like, some crazy fucking house. But her star fucking ass, she would definitely want Taylor Swift in the house. But I don't know. I think about those types of things with holidays, which is fucked up. And I think I'm becoming the person I hate that's obsessed with celebrity stuff. But I think about that type of weird stuff.

That way does a celebrity state for the holidays? Yeah, like, what's Christmas like with Taylor and Travis? in their family. Like how many random, like, do you stop? Certain people can't come now? No, I don't think that. Because it's a little different now. It's tricky.

Which is fucked up, which is very fucked up. But I could see that being a thing with certain people, you know, Taylor's coming over for Christmas dinner this year. Like, you can't bring that girlfriend of yours. You can still come. Like cousin, cousin D'Maris could come, but you can't bring. You can't bring. Yeah.

All right. We're on the same page. And if you do bring them, they need his name, social. They're going to run a background check on them. Yeah. Oh, well, things are probably, yeah, a little bit more. Like, it's just a different layer of security. Like, your cousins and them being strapped ain't security no more.

Like, there's niggas around in this entire estate right now, like on the road. Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm sure that there's security there. But you got to understand. 1,000%. You think the record label was letting Taylor go anywhere without security behind it? Oh, come on. No, the snipers are on the roof, but they're not, like, sitting at the dinner.

No, I think they at the table. shit. They got it right under the table like this on you. Soon as you sit down to get another plate of that match for tag. He got that shit. You remember American sniper when Bradley Cooper is eating at that person's house when they're just sitting there eating rice and he finds all the

guns. Like, he's strapped up like that. Yeah. At the dinner table. Yeah, yeah. They're not fucking around. That's too much. That's too much money. Too much liability walking around that house. And you got to think, too, like the CIA created psychedelic rock music. that's a fact. All of those band's fathers worked in way higher places.

You don't think the CIA is trying to plant somebody to get close to Taylor. Like they don't have a CIA op that would befriend Travis's second cousin that's been going to Thanksgiving for the last 30 years. They'll find a way into that shit. That's why I'm curious about that type of stuff. Because all my cousins, no matter what, even how crazy they are, if Taylor Swift wouldn't date me, that sounds insane. but also me bringing a white woman home would be insane. Even more than. So it cancels each other out.

But in this hypothetical, me and Taylor go back to my mom's house. Cousins are allowed. But now you're not allowed to bring a plus one with the rest of my exes you were. It's different now. Yeah. Everything's different. Yeah, it's a little different. It will have to depend on a plus one.

Because I could see, I don't know Taylor's dating history. I know the Swifties know all that shit. But again, I still feel like the Kelsey's are like normal people. So I think that would get weird. Well, I'm sure it's more the little, having to get over the little, because the little cousins, the little girls. Can you imagine? Can you fucking imagine? I think, I think Taylor loves that.

I think she's cool with that. It's the adult relatives that come over that can be a little awkward and odd. Yeah, the kids are fine. Matter of fact, I'd have to tell my mom, yo, can you relax, please? Yeah, the kids is completely fine. Like, that's not, you know what I mean? But not, like imagine being a 14-year-old girl at Thanksgiving and you find out your big cousin. And she don't even really like, you know, you play in the NFL.

We don't like talk like that. But we have to go here every year. I want to stay with my friends. Like, nah, Taylor going to be there now. But I don't. You would lose your fucking mind. But then again, I don't know. I don't know how Taylor moves.

But I've been around people that were just as famous as Taylor and they don't move like that at all. Like when you would think it would be crazy. It's security. Don't get it twisted. But it ain't like the president is moving around. It ain't like that. It's us and then it's professional security and we obviously not going to be places where

the places we're going to is very exclusive places. It's not, you know what I'm saying? So I don't know. I don't know if Taylor moves like that. She probably is more laid back than we think. Like it's probably not as crazy as we think it is. I'm only putting a perspective even as an adult.

Of course this happened seven years ago. But I got invited by a girl on vacation in a house that Nas happened to be in as well. We all were staying in the same house. And I said no. Nas? It was a bunch of people. I was her plus, her guy for the weekend. Yeah.

And it was something that Nas, it was all in the same house, not like St. Villa, literally all in the same house. I was like, I'm cool. Because he had been too nervous and weird and awkward. I'm so happy that you said. Oh, you know. I wouldn't have been weird and awkward. awkward at all, but I'm waiting awkward on a regular day.

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I wouldn't be more. If Nause isn't in the house, like, you're waiting on. If he's in my AirPods, I'm nervous. Anytime get down now, I just get a high. It's like, oh, God, he's so good. He's so talented.

Like, he's so good. He's so fucking good at rapping. Fucking embarrassed. But I said no, because I was like, because I feel like everybody kind of knew each other in the house. And like, I knew a few people in there sort of. I just didn't want to be a part of it. I love when people think celebrities are like, like, just like, you know, like,

oh, the security and I can't go there. They'd be a lot more laid back than you think, yo. Like, some people that I thought was like, like, what are you, like, I'll be looking like, where are you going? Like, by yourself, you're about to go over there? Like, what are you doing? You can't do that. Like, I'm like, why not?

I'm like, do you know who you? You know what I'm saying? Like, in my mind, I'm like, you can't walk to that store by yourself. What do you know? But they'd be looking at. Like, why the fuck not? Like, move out my business. Just with that vacation shit, like,

and I've only done like the group vacation things very, very limited times. And it's always been with people that I know really, really well. And yes, the kid in me was like, of course I want to go. All I do is pay for my fucking flight, which also kind of felt hoish to me. Like, tell Nas I'll put down on the house too. Like, this feels weird. That's Nause. That's what he need on that.

Like, he needs something on that. I got an Expedia account. So that felt weird, but even though I knew a few people in there, I also felt like I would have been the outsider. And every time I've done a house vacation type thing, like everybody knew everybody. And I didn't want to be the cousins plus one at Thanksgiving with Taylor Swift. Yeah. Like, who are you really? We don't know you like that.

I didn't want to be that guy. Yeah, I feel you. My anxiety would have went through the fucking roof. Yeah. I feel you. As a man, I guess I can. see that more because as a woman, I'm just like, what's the problem? But women are usually like more welcomed into spaces. Like men, it's like, what are you like providing? Well, obviously.

Yeah. Like, what are you providing here? Especially on a vacation. Like, you're just here. Like, you're fucking one of the women. So now we can't fuck her. Like, no. Well, no, because I was invited is because it was very much, I don't want to say a couple thing. I don't, I don't know now as a situation or anything. But it was a very much a man woman, man. A two gender vacation. It was a Republican. It was a Republican. It was a Republican. But it wasn't like a bunch of girls. You were a Republican? The Dominican Republican?

That's what you went? It was right next to the DR2. But yeah, it was very much like a couples-s thing. It wasn't like a bunch of girls going on vacation. That's where I felt even like more awkward. It would have been like fucking eight of us. Oh, yeah. Like I'm, nah, I'm cool.

I'm cool. As much as I like to ATV with Nas, like, nah. You would have. And I was like, yo, did you even clear this with anybody? Like, I don't want to land. And you're like, yo, who are you brought? And you white. So it's like, you know, it's like, if you're one of the brothers, it's like, you know,

even though he is one of the brothers, but it's like, yo, who's a white boy? Like, who brought the white boy to the sun? Like, you can't bring the ginger. I can't do any of the activities you guys want to do. You can't bring the ginger into the sun. Like, what you're doing? And the last time I saw him, I told him he changed my life and he went. Oh, that was, this was after?

It was after. Yeah, it was. Nah, no, I was seven years ago. The nah should happen 14 years ago and then it was seven. Oh, my God. I had to say no to that, which I'm very proud about my decision. Like, as cool as I would have been, like, nah. That's funny.

And then all those bars from hip-hop is dead started playing in my fucking head of Nas rapping about, you got to be 10 years in the game before I invite you on. on vacation. I was like, all right, man, see you. Yeah. He takes vacation seriously. That's nasty. You can't, you can't do that. But anyways, Little Yadi thought that George Floyd bar was hard. Yeah, that. Yo, Yadi, what's my guy? Yo, Yadi, man. You, that line was craziness. That's my God, fuck with Yadi, man. But that line, like, nobody in the studio was like, yo, we can't. Nobody on the stream was like. Put that out. Like, that's.

It was live. No, but I'm talking about when he recorded it. Whoever recorded the engineer should have been like, yo, sure you want to take that out? Like, he was doing it live with. No, he played it live. I thought he was just playing it. I'd have to go back and look.

No, he played it. Yeah, he was just playing it. He was just playing the record. But that's what I'm saying. Whoever recorded it should have been like, yo, I know he in the studio of one of his homies. You always got to be in a session with one of the homies is there. That's why it's important to have the right people around you, bro.

Somebody got to be willing to be like, yo, dog, I don't think that's a good idea. Like that might be, you get a lot of backlash for that. The backlash, it's not, fuck if somebody says it's wrong or not. That's not okay. Like, what are we doing? Yeah. Are we the niggas they left behind?

Like, what are we doing? That just wasn't, yeah, Yadi. And Yadi is, he's sharper than that. He knows that he ain't supposed to be doing shit like that. He did that shit on purpose. Put my knee up on her neck. I went George Floyd. Oh, I don't think.

Nah. Of course, I think Yadi is very sharp. And I don't need to say how intelligent Yadi is. Look what he's done with his. career. But I don't think he, like, plotted this. I don't think it's some Maggie Villary of like, yo, it's going to be some rage shit. I'm going to do it. I don't think he really, I think he really was.

He probably thought that bar was hard. When he said it, he knew when he recorded that it was going to be backlash for it. He knew what the reaction was going to be. And he's, fuck it. I'm going to do that shit anyway. It's not a hard enough bar for you to go against it. You did that shit. I don't give a fuck about it.

I don't think he, I don't think he had that thought into it. I think he really genuinely thought that he was just saying some slit. shit like I'm telling you people sometimes they just feel like oh I didn't mean because his intentions wasn't that so he don't even see it being like taking as that that's a real thing like people know what their intentions are what they're trying to say

but then when you say it because now we're responsible again we say this all the time not only am I responsible for what I say I'm responsible for how people interpret it it's not about being it's not it's not some shit you got to decipher the bar is disrespectful to you and I yes but I'm saying to Yadi when in his

brain in his mind when he's writing it and he's laying it down. He's looking at it like he's not trying to be insensitive or he's not, I'm telling you that's a real thing. It happens, though. That's what I'm saying. I don't think. I don't think that he's sad thing.

It was like, yeah, I'm going to get them tight with this one. I don't think that is. No, I don't know. But that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is when he wrote it and set it back, I know he thought like, nah, but then said, fuck it. I guarantee you might have came up with it off the fly like, oh, that bar hard, which is not.

Oh, that bar hard. but at no point, there was no point that Ayadi didn't think about that fucking line and think about what the repercussions of it could be. There's no point. If you're saying that somebody is intelligent or has any, any ounce of intelligence, he knew when he left the fucking studio that that bar was disrespectful and left it in there anyway. The bar is disrespectful, period.

Of course it is. There's no, it's not. Nobody over here is debating that was. Yeah, that's insane. He knew it was disrespectful. They should have apologized. I'm glad he did. Like, that's, that's not a hard bar.

It's just a bad bar. Yeah, to me, that's the part of it. Like, that's just not a good bar. Like, you know what I'm saying? What do you think you should have said? Caught a body off after the show? I went Garth Brooks. Or you could have said I put my knee up on the neck.

I went Miguel. I remember Miguel jumped over the crowd. He could have got that off. I went Miguel. You know what I'm saying? Why you go George Floyd? Yeah, we watched a lot of shit live in our lives that was absolutely insane. 100%.

One hundred percent. We were watching that live? Yeah. He just do that. Yes. Yes. That's the bar. That's the bar.

That's the bar. it got off had my leg up on her neck I went Miguel out of my yo download that like we need to stream run that up you know what I'm saying George Floyd I was like yo he tripped soon as I heard that ball

I was like yo nah Yadi tripping he thought in the club that DJ would take take the music down so we could all yell that pervert on it like yeah nah man nah yeah that was just a bad very distasteful but I do think Yadi is genuinely a nice guy you don't very rarely see him and shit like this where he does

something and it's just a negative thing and taking, you know, taking, like, it disrespects and hurts people, you know what I'm saying? So, yeah. No. All right. Maul, I don't even need to ask. I know all weekend you were glued to your TV. Live golf, Indianapolis.

I'm crushed. John really came back and completed. Yeah. Big, big rom. Big rom-com. I mean, you know. Came, came all the way through. He went nuts.

Shout out to John Rom. Rom. He did come back and completed. the overtaken of my guy Joaquin Neiman. I know, that's your man's too. No, but congrats to John Romno. He won the championship this year. Sebastian Williams won the day, though, and a $4 million payday.

I mean, the most important part, yes. So, Sebastian, his DMs are blowing up right now. Sebastian has to cut them off. For the day. For the day, Sebastian, cut the DMs off. And then the Haitian persuasion, Jason DeRulo performed. DeRulo! So much Creole. Yeah, shout out to Jason Durullo, man.

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Thank you. But I need some advice on like a family situation that I have going on. and it's kind of been going on for years to the point where it's just my regular norm. But I have a cousin who I'm very closely related to. I'm not going to say too much because I don't know what uncles I have that probably listen to this podcast and are unaware that I do as well. But we pause, I have a cousin. I have a cousin that I'm related to. Listen, I got to play cousins too.

Yeah. How do you, I got a cousin. I'm closely related to this. Yeah. Like a cousin maybe? Yeah. That's exactly what they call a cousin. All right, go ahead.

Who, like, is, like, the closest thing that you could have to, like, a sibling in terms of, like, parental relationship. Like, our parents are twins. Actually, I don't know why I just didn't say that. I was about to say. Our parents are twins. And I don't fuck with her. Like, I don't. And I haven't for, like, almost 10 years at this point.

And every time there's a family function, I'm, like, graduating college and she's getting put in my face on, like, a FaceTime call. And I'm like, hi, so I'm laughing because I'm graduating college and I was smoking to celebrate. But I'm like laughing. Like everybody knows my grandmother as well, God rest her soul. Everybody knows I do not fuck her. And I don't know how to deal with the fact that family members keep like trying to force the situation. So I'm just wondering if y'all have ever experienced anything similar, any advice you have. I mean, you'll probably like that cousin if she starts dating Taylor Swift.

Yeah, then you invite the cousin over. now that's like my sibling. I think that, so I haven't, I never had that type of problem with one of my cousins where it's like, I don't even want to see them

or speak to them. I don't think I've ever had that. But I think they, you know, like your family, I guess with guys is different though. I guess your mom wouldn't face time you with one of your male cousins

on the phone that she know you don't really. No, yeah, I don't think that would have. Rockwood, yeah, it's like, I think it's different for guys

than it is for, for women. But I mean, just tell your family, yo, stop calling me with her on the phone. Like, I don't, I don't want to, we don't speak. It's awkward every time y'all try to put us on, you know, at least let us have a real face-to-face conversation first before y'all I start having these random FaceTime calls. And now I'm sitting there like looking awkward. Like, hey, how are you? Like, I haven't really spoken to my cousin like that in years. We don't hang out. So it's like, stop making it awkward. I think that's an easy fix. Just tell your family, stop calling me on the phone with her on the line.

Like, stop doing that. Nah, make everybody uncomfortable. That's my favorite. Crash out on the FaceTime? Because I've had, I've had my mother do shit like that. Like, bitch, you know I don't fuck with you. Stop calling. Don't even do that.

Just like when they put the phone in, like, who is that? I don't fuck with her. Why are you putting me on this phone? Let me embarrass Aibai. I guess I want to know, like, why you don't fuck with that person. Do y'all just not get along? Because you got to just fake the funk in that regard when it comes to family. If you're just like, I'm, her and I are just never going to rock.

We're just not the, did you do something foul? Yeah, I get that. Because then you can, then you can say. Yeah, what's the issue? Yeah. What's the issue? What happened? If you just find her annoying. Who fuck too? That's just, that's family.

You've got to pretend no matter what. You know it's a guy. You know it's a guy. With cousins, I don't. Someone conquered into the body? No. With cousins, it's not usually a guy. It's usually some family shit. Like one was the favorite grandchild or one used to pick on the other one growing up.

Like with girls and family shit is usually something like that. It's usually not over no fucking dude. Like it's probably something family related. it honestly. But to that point where it's like I don't even like 10 years, she said it's been since they would like really. I think they just don't like each other. Like they don't like each other's personality.

They don't get along. Okay. But I mean, when you family, if you don't like, I have family members. I don't like their personality, but we're family. So we're going to kick it. It's like certain shit I'm not going to kick it with you about. Certain things I wouldn't invite you to. But if they call you on FaceTime and I'm on face, I'm not going to be like, it ain't that. If it's, you know what I'm saying?

If it's just some shit like, yo, that was the favorite grand kid or I'm not mad at as an adult. That's kid's shit like when you like, you'll fuck out of it. Well, she sounds young. She sounds like she's older than 25. Well, graduated college was, I don't know when that happened, but that sounded like it was recent. Yeah, I think she said that just happened recently. So yeah, like 22.

Yeah. Even that's too old to still be. College graduate? Because what if she did something at like 17? Well, she said for like 10 years now, so that's like 1112. Come on. Who we told him out, that's kid shit. Whatever happened was kid shit.

Nah, but some people don't grow out of who they are. I told him. My son, this shitty lie. He told him my grandfather was a serial killer. No, Garth Brooks. Like, really? Like, we cool now. Yeah, but that's a joke.

Like, that's... No, daw. I've told you all so many things that my cousin used to lie to me about. I was terrified. My whole life... Yeah, but that's what cousins supposed to be. Older cousins were terrified of little cousins. Like, they lock you in the room.

They have said, cut the lights on. They did bloody Mary. Yeah. I was terrified. That's... That's cousin. these shit. They supposed that's what cousins. Cousers are just and I love my cousins.

That's all they are. What is some shit? Like it's some it's some family I don't fuck with that like you know some like like if you, I don't play about my mother. So like I have some older cousins, you know what I'm saying? That are younger than my mother but older than me that were like talking shit about my mom and like my mother may have forgotten them but I'm like now like you lucky it's not even honest. You lucky it's not on sight when I see you

like type shit like I don't fuck with you. Family reunion they go to speak. I don't speak like you know what I'm saying? Like it's some shit where it's just like you can't really forget. You know? Like, I don't know. It's a lot of family. I mean, I had, I don't talk to have my fucking family.

I had, I had like a family in my building. It's like my family, my cousins. They used to babysit me, right? Lived in the same building. And he, he hung me from, it was like a nail in the seal in the, like the delivering, right? So he hung me with a belt around my neck. Jesus Christ. Hung me from this nail, right?

That's not funny. So like, is it. But again, this is, this is what you do in the house. Like, if I'm the little one and I'm running around, I want to play his games. He's like, yo, get out of my room. You know, that's part of the rights of passage. But it's funny because a few years ago... Being hung?

Yeah. So it's funny because a few years ago, I went back to the building. My cousin Mike seems like a nice guy at this point. And it had something for his grandmother that used to watch me. And the fucking nail is still there. And we sat around and talked about that shit. I was like, now it's funny because, look. Looking at it, it's like, it's not that high.

But as a fucking kid, I thought I was hanging off the Empire State building. I was like, it was so fucking high and terrifying. But I went back in like, I was like, yo, that's the same nail. And we was all laughing. He was like, yo, that's the same nail when I put the belt up there and I hung it because you wouldn't leave me alone. Like, that wasn't choking me. He had like just wrapped around me like probably with my back shoulder and I was

literally hanging like this. But he was like, yo, stop ball. Stop coming in my room. And the nigga just hung me up on the ceiling. Do you think that's why maybe you're into the kinky stuff that you're into now because as a child. I'm not a belt around. I'm not a belt around your neck as a child.

You tell me I have vanilla sex all the time. I'm not a denoted shit. You know what I'm saying? Not even Benela beat. I found out you were a grooner last week. I don't know what you went to. Goon squad. Goonies never die.

Goonies never die, man. This doesn't really have to do with her question per se, but my favorite aunt, she got married in like, I don't know, like mid-night, 95, whatever, to my uncle Dan, who has two kids. I consider them. them my cousins. Like, they're my cousins to me. I've only memories those are my cousins, even though we're not blood. The girl cousin who I was one of the closest with, they had have fallen out with my aunt Mo. And I had to make a decision, which sucked. I'm obviously going to go with the Farrell. And yeah, that shit was, that's been trashed for the last, like, 10 years.

Even when it was out in Chicago, like, I couldn't go see her. I went and saw her brother. Yeah. And her dad and my aunt were like, you got to. make a decision. That's whack. No, super whack when you got to make a decision like that. I was the closest with her. Like that was like my cousin for real. And yeah, you got to make a decision at that point. You're not about to just like that's my favorite. That's my dad's little sister.

Yeah. I hate to say like we're not blood because I only consider them. To me, those are my first cousins for real. Absolutely. Yeah, you got to make decision. I spoke to a friend of mine that I ain't speak to in a minute last week. Finally like made that made that call, you know, he had that conversation like, yo, what's up, man. So that was good. That was good to get that conversation.

But yeah, you should do that. How did that go? It was cool. It wasn't, it wasn't like no crazy deep conversation. It was simple like, yo, what's up, man, how you been? They're just man shit. You know what I mean? Like, don't know why we really stopped speaking.

Like, it wasn't like nothing ever really happened. It's just sometimes, you know, life, work, family, you know, shit like that happens. And you look up and you're like, damn, I ain't speak to this person like three years. Like, yeah. But that was good. But I say that because, again, with this young lady, like, sometimes you've got to make that call and just whatever issue it is. Like, yo, what's up, man? Like, I don't really, I remember not liking something you said or something you did, but, like, I don't think it's that deep to what we ain't.

Yeah. Kick it like that in 10 years. Like, that's crazy. I mean, I saw Carl over the weekend and I say, yo, you shooting Austin with our cameras? No, you did, man. No, you did not. No, you did not. I love Carl.

I saw Carl over the weekend. But was he, though? Did you show? No. No. No. No. Oh, they weren't those cameras.

Okay. Yeah, I could tell it. That was, they was not our show. You did like some cool, what's the handheld, like, it looks analog type of shit? I was like, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm watching.

I'm watching all his content. I saw Carl over weekend. I know black magic when I see it. I know that lens work when I see it, nigga. But no, it was good. My fucking camera call off. I kick your ass, man. You don't shout enough content with my camera.

Bring it back, naked. Finally, there you go. You got your shit on, man. Bring your shit up. Bring your shit up. Bring your content. My fucking cameras back, man. Yeah, shit.

There's three interviews. Yeah. At least bring the card back. Yeah, come on. Stop playing with me, man. Got the first, the dude, fuck of the interview ever. That should just somewhere. Some floating in the universe.

Whoever got it, put it out. Fuck it. Like, drop it. Drop the interview, man. And we did it. That was a dope. That was a dope conversation. Incredible conversation.

Yeah, man. And now, like, you know, she's in a relationship. Kids. Like, we talked about everything before. Like, I was like a really deep conversation. Yeah, man. And it was on Valentine's Day. Mm-hmm.

It's working out for her, but Yeah, Carl, bring my shit, man. Stop playing with me. I should have FaceTime me. I should have FaceTime me when I was willing. You should have FaceTime me. You don't FaceTime me because you need fucking tickets to Breezy Bowl. FaceTime me when you see Carl in the streets working.

Like, let me see that fucking camera. Just filming me a towel with my own camera. Yeah, yeah. Call, stop playing, man. Bring that shit back. Do we have another one? Yo, what up? Is he from New York, big fan of the show.

let's give you two details before I get into my question that kind of connect to my question or whatever so first of all I'm a convicted felon I did three years of north violent felony for stabbing two kids and a fight I got out of hand number two I've been home over 15 years

I changed my life I went to school I became a nurse I had to fight hard to do that I have to hire a lawyer and everything so my question is stab somebody now you know how to stitch it up I got some friends of my

that, you know, once in a while, they still involve with certain things, but once in a while, you know, I want to go and kick it with my guys. So we go out to a spot or whatever. But I always let them know, like, certain shit I can't be around anymore. I changed my life, you know, certain things that can't be around. All that fighting and all that stuff outside, I'm going to leave y'all alone. If y'all get jumped and I know that you're the type to start some shit, I'm going to leave you.

And we all know we got the boys who drink sometimes and want to start fights just because they're drinking. So they all think I'm joking. until it actually happened. We was out. My man was drinking. He started some shit. He was dead wrong.

I left him. I'm saying? I dipped. He got jumped. And he said, oh, you flat left me, whatever.

And I basically told him like, bro, I told you, don't bring me around that shit. So basically my question is, like, I'm fucked up for that

because I feel like I gave him the heads up. I don't know. Let me know. No, you're not fucked up for that at all. And I'm all for holding shit down for your man's.

But niggas is about, niggas is too. Oh, bro, if you already learned your lesson, why I got to go and learn a lesson I already learned? That's stupid as fuck. Yeah. If, yeah, if I changed my life and I didn't have been through that part of my life, you know, in the streets, stab somebody, caught a felony, dead prison time.

Children. Whatever. He probably was a kid at the time. No, I'm sure. Stab somebody, whatever. And I had to do my jail time, came home, changed my life. I'm now a nurse. I'm doing, you know, great.

I have priors. You're not about to pull me. Yeah. about to pull me back into that. He needs to fuck out of this. Now, it's fucked up if, like, when did you leave? Like, if you leave when it's already lit and shaken and, you know, the room is shifting, that's fucked up.

At that point, it's like, ah, your man is already involved in a fight. Okay, but, all right, how he even worded it. It's not like some guys approached his man's. He was saying his man was being drunk and an idiot. And it was like, yo, I told you before, like, I don't want to be involved in any of that. Yeah, I get that. Like, do you respect me enough, even if you're drunk not to get into some shit? For sure.

You instigating some shit? I don't know. At some point, that's on you. Like, of course you want your man to get jumped, but I told you I don't want to be a part of it. For sure. But I'm saying, you went out. It's not like they came to us. But walking to the car when somebody didn't pop up my man already.

That's very hard to even think about. That's tough. Like, you already popped on my man. Like, I can't leave. Yeah. That's like a bad Nicholas Cage movie. Like he's walking like, are you just seeing him back right? It's fucking mayhem bad.

He just getting joined. arm blows up. Everything, like, you know that scene. Everybody, every great actor has that scene. Yeah. Everything behind them blows up. No, I would have trouble with that, but I still like, dude, if I tell you already, I'm, don't do this shit.

I don't care that you drunk. You start and shit with other people. If they come to us, then it is what it is. I was on the opposite end of that type of situation. So I stopped, I stopped talking to a dude I used to be cool with growing up because he left us when we were about to get into a fight at a, at a pool, pool hall. Like some shit happened. My homeboy hit the owner of the pool hall in the face

with a lit candle, like through the whole candle shit at him. He had like a glass shit or like a glass shit? He had like wax all over his face. So the security guards, they throw us out. So, but it wasn't my homeboy's fault. Like the dudes started talking crazy to my homeboy. My home was like, yo, you're talking. I'm a grown man, bro. You know how that shit go. Yeah.

So the security's throwing us out. I see the one security guard, he stopped putting the gloves on. You know the gloves they got the knuckles in it. I'll say, yo, dog, like, when you see a dude 6'3 putting all gloves, they got the knuckles in it already. Yeah. I was like, oh, man, they're about to start beating all this side. So we, when we still like, fuck that. That shit is like legal brass knuckles.

Of course, not brass, but like whatever the sand shit that they put, like, you get hit with that, you go on to sleep. Your whole chin is. Yeah. So we outside in front of the pool hall arguing with the dudes, like, you know, they look like they're ready to start swinging on us, because, again, this is the owner. They work for him. So of course if somebody's getting into the owner, they're going to do what they have to do. But I stopped talking to the other dude because he basically like when we was outside getting into it with them, he's inside paying the bill. I'm like, niggins, first of all, fuck that bill.

Number one, we didn't got thrown out of there. Like, and we outside security. We're about to get into it with them. We get back to the block. He want to fight me now. He got all this energy for me ready. I'm like, you want to fight me. I mean, when we just had seven security.

I saw somebody put the glove on. Yeah, like, but you inside paying the bill when we outside about to get it shaking with them. Now we get back to the block and you want to fight me. So I just was like. Because he felt pussy and he wanted to prove himself to somebody. But we already seen it. Like, you inside paying the bill when we getting thrown out and outside getting into it

with security. Like, you inside paying a bill? Like, come on, man. Like, fuck that bill. We got thrown out. That bill means nothing to us no more. That shit is everything is on the house now. Like he didn't hit the owner in the face with a lit candle.

You know what I'm saying? Like, it's no bill. The bill is gone. Like, so yeah, so I understand it. But when did you leave your friend? When? Like, was it hands being thrown? Was it tussling going on?

And he was like, yo, I'm out. Because then that's whack. I mean, I don't, no. But if it didn't get to that, you're a homeboy just drunk and you could see it getting in. You're like, yo, chill. Like, I'm out. I feel like you just have to grab your friend at that. Your drunk ass friend.

Yeah, drag him out of there. Drag by there. take your ego down and tell all those gentlemen, yo, he drunk as fuck, my bad. Y'all got it. I got it, yeah. Like, I'm grabbing him. Yeah.

Yeah. But leaving is always. We're wrong. We're wrong. Because if something, like, something seriously happened, like, say they put your homeboy in a hospital, how you, how you even, you know, everybody like, you just left him? Like, now he, in a coma, like, then played hopscotch on his head and you just, you

on your way to the crib? Like, you just left him for dead? No, you can't, you can't do that. I understand he's wrong. I'm not saying his friend ain't wrong for even putting him in that type of environment in that situation. He's wrong. But if you left and it was already getting shaken, he's wrong for that.

Okay, but what if he got in the coma and now he's the nurse taking care of him? But what if I... Now you're using your shit, see? What if I now jump in this and then my ass end up back in jail again? Just because I wanted to be super save a dumb ass, nigh-a-dum-ass nigga. Like, I'd rather... I'd rather... You call me a bad friend and pussy.

I'm sorry. Like, especially if you already been through that shit, you are already... already got a strike. Oh, you're right. I feel you? Fuck that. I'm not, no. I feel you.

Let's all say. Maybe you'll learn the way I learned my lesson. Because he said he changed his whole life doing this and that. When he gets to court, they're not going to talk about him being a nurse, him changed they're going to talk about his last case 15 fucking years ago. Oh, yeah, he's always a fellow. And now he's going to be a fucking menace to society. This is who you are.

Look at the behavior of this gentleman. This is who you are. Yeah. And he works in our medical industry. Let's get him out of it. Yep. He can't be trusted. D.I.

Yeah. You know, they're going to throw all of that in there. So, yeah, to me, it just depends on when you left. I don't mind that you left. If nothing that was going on and he was just drunk and you was like, all right, bro, you're acting stupid. I'm out. I understand that.

But if you left and somebody was in his face and they was tussling and all that, and you're just like, all right, I'm out. Yeah, I think you're wrong for that. But if not, totally within you to just be like, I'm out of head. I don't like the energy. I'm going home. I respect that.

I've worn a lot of eye jammies for friends when I shouldn't have. Well, Peach, Peage, our beloved Peach has an eye jammy right now. He was trying to break up a fight. Yeah, he was doing the Lord's work. Somebody end up popping Pete. Yo, who pops on Peage? Like, Peas is the coolest dude at the bar.

Like, how you punch Peach in the face? I feel like Peage, with his eye jammie that we've all had, it's okay to get eye jammie. I feel like one of the mayor candidates should like use Peuge as a representation of like how crime is running rampant. Like, look at...

The streets of Brooklyn are not... He contributes to the city. He still goes to Marcy and plays basketball. Yeah, like he gives back to the community. He's gentrifying the basketball courts in Marcy as we speak. Yeah, he photoshopes better than anybody. Yeah, and he's still, like, Brooklyn is the streets are just crazy. Like, Pee's just getting punched in the face.

I'm not going to Brooklyn, man. If they're punching Pige in the face, they definitely going to punch me in my face. 100%. They would have punched you in the face whether Pige existed or not. But Pee's getting involved in shit Pee's should have stayed out of. He was trying to break up a fight. Yeah. But,

mind your business? Yeah. I feel you. No, but when a woman's involved, see, that's why I'm happy I've never ran into that. Knock on wood.

But like, if I see two men fighting, I'm, that's none of my fucking business whatsoever. But if you see a guy like beating up a chick, there's not something in you

that would just like want to break that up. Yeah. And you know, it's so crazy, like when I see shit like that happen to other people, I'm like,

oh my God, a man should break that up. Like, but like I don't want y'all be in the men that break it up. First of, That's a slipper and slow because women be right back with the same nigger that same night.

Well, yeah. Now I'm outside. This nigga to pull the blade on me, cut me. And then you cops come. He didn't mean to do it. Bitch, that nigga, I was getting him off your ass. No. You're telling the cops he didn't mean to do it.

So when I say shit like that, I never mean. I think you should always leave domestic shit alone, me personally. I mean like when it's random fucking with like when niggas be fucking with random women or harassing random women. Because that does happen a lot of. Yeah, for sure. That's what I'm talking about. Domestic shit, though, like y'all together. Nah, I'm cool.

And he started beating on you? Mm-mm. I mean, I might hear the Rocky theme music playing in my head, but then I'm just like, yeah, no, I'm chilling. I get both sides of men that were just like, I'm leaving that alone. Yeah. I'm about to die over this shit. And I only leave it alone because I know you're going to be right back with this nigga. Yeah, I am playing hero.

I went with a friend I used to have, bro. A friend, a person I used to call my friend. I went to her nigger house and helped destroy the house, beat, his ass, deal all types of shit, because he gave her chlamydia and she went back to the digger, bro. Mm. She took that apple sauce right back to the jaw, didn't you? Yo, you are so old.

You are so fucking old. She took that apple sauce right back to the jar. Yo, how old and southern are you? What the fuck? Are you from Mississippi and born in the 30s? She doesn't took that apple's It's right back.

Like, what is that even mean? Yo. Time is our only currency. There you go, man. It was the early, early New Royal Mall days. I told y'all my first building on Bergen that you, do you remember that spot? Yeah, I do. When that couple that was there and they were having a whole shit in the lobby, I could hear when I was on the street.

And I walked in hoping that I didn't have to break some shit up. And she was whooping his ass. And I was like, thank God. Yeah. Like I thought it was She was beating the shit out of him And I was like, well, I can move on here There's nothing morally I need to stop

Yeah, she got it She's in full control That lady is she knows what she's doing Full control All right, well, it's great talking to you guys Get seeing y'all Yes Let's get out of here

Enjoy the rest of the evening, I guess We have, I mean we talked about it on Patreon But I guess we could say Now we got Bryson Tiller coming up on Thursday Which was a very interesting conversation Shout out to Bryson Tiller him and him and chris brown that record going crazy right now i was sure i was thinking i'm like damn my patreon i think i'm gonna do the challenge i don't think you should but okay how's the challenge you

it's the dance the the little they have a video for that chris and bryson no i don't think uh yeah i don't know when did that song come out because it's going i don't know if it just came out with that song is yeah i never knew when it came out is it out is it got it out that song is everywhere it's called it depends bryson tiller and christ's no but isn't that like an old record? I don't know. I felt like I felt like it was an older record, but is it just now going viral again? Yeah, which happened. It happens. Well, God damn. Like, I was listening to like I felt like I heard this record. No, it came out to 2025. But when? Like, earlier this year, right? Oh, and they got the artwork of Shorty at the, from the show. The shit with a blonde hair.

Came out three weeks ago, yeah. Oh, why? I think that was on like the last Chris project or something. Oh, that's his answer? Yeah. She's, she's bad. Taylor. Oh, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, Oh, you know her name? Smoke show. Everybody knows Taylor. She's very popular. Yeah, no, I saw her at that little afterpoint. No, she's a star.

She needs a, we need a Taylor Bowl. She can literally travel to country just dancing, like, in stadiums, and I would probably go to a few of those shows. No, backstage. Incredible. If I wasn't pussy, I would have said something. Could have just said hello. No, I know.

I know she's married. No, I mean, I said hello to her. That's what you had to say. That's all I did. She's married. Wait, what? If I wasn't pussy, I would have said something back. What would you go say to a marriage?

Mary people can't have friends? No. You sound like a nigga on the street. Marry people can't have friends. You're married. You can't have friends. You got to stop telling people you got to be a man. No, I don't think married people can't have friends.

That was a joke. I'm going to just say, I am a man. Tour life must be journeying. I'm glad you did. I'm so glad you didn't approach that woman to say that, Rory. I would never. You think I would ever say that. No, but I'm so glad you didn't.

I'm so happy you did not do it. You think me, justice and speedy. I was right there, I would have been like, yo, it's her life. You're crazy, right? What she does and what I do. You think I would have identified how draining tour life could be to what that girl is doing and what I am doing?

Oh, my God. That girl is dancing her ass off every fucking night. Holy shit. All right, man. Well, y'all keep doing the, uh, oh, does it depend's challenge? Y'all want to do the real Depends challenge. Put the Depends diapers on.

Wait, what's the... Oh, depends to Chris Brown. Yeah. I really thought you meant... I was like, people shitting themselves? Yeah, that's the real depends challenge. Put some Depends diapers on and walking around outside like the baby did at, uh, who was that? South by Southwest he did that?

Y'all remember that? But the baby did that? When he was the baby, yeah. At South by Southwest, he walked around the diaper on for like six days. Oh, my God. Did y'all hear that the baby song? I don't know if y'all talked about it on a previous episode. Did y'all?

No. The flip. The baby flip? Oh, what the fuck did he flip, bro? Oh, wait. I feel like y'all did put it in the chat. I don't think I clicked it, though. It's a record?

A new record he put out? I can't believe y'all haven't heard this. I look like on pain I knew back then I shoot it down Before I had a gun He's trolling though, right? You made my life complete

They fuck with me Oh my God, brother This is a troll right This is a real That shit I love my gun I keep my gun Josh or somebody.

Thank you. That's not a real record. It is a real record. It's not on DSP. Like, I'm fine with a joke. If that becomes a real record, I'm as a supporter of the baby and him never wanting his man's

to suck his other man's dick in the parking. I just don't. Please don't put that. Genuine would clear that too. 100. And I'm surprised he didn't bring the baby out at SeaWorld. To do the rendition of that with the DJ, mix the shit up. Yeah, the baby was supposed to come out the water on the hawk his mouth.

Like how the trainer stand on the top of the nose. And he and the whole suit. Yeah, we're getting out of here, man. You bust your Glock for me. We talk to y'all soon, man. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger peace, man. This is an I-Heart podcast.

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