New Rory & MAL - Episode 399 | Crack and Mac

Episode Date: August 22, 2025

Not a lot on the timeline so this one went a bit off the rails. Demaris has a theory as to why Tyla's album didn't do Rihanna numbers (39:16). Rory can't figure out if Lil Nas X needs help or if he's trolling again (57:50). Jake Paul and Tank Davis are set to go at it in November, and Rory and Mal are thinking about betting on the underdog (1:18:22). Plus, Megan Thee Stallion's spaghetti and catfish dish got Mal wondering what Baby D is like in the kitchen (1:33:20) + more! #volumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And I could not be more ecstatic. Is that the right? Ecstatic, a static? Extatic. Ecstatic. Yeah. How do you spell that? Is the same thing?

Is the root word ecstasy? You couldn't be. ecstatic without ecstasy so it's one and the same for sure the country of origin is long island yeah you use it and sent him i was in long island i was in deer park i was in long island i was ecstatic to do ecstasy i was yeah aesthetically on ecstasy yeah um anyways yes we are back um i feel like it's been a long week but i guess it hasn't i don't know how are you feeling well we haven't done a check in a minute i feel good yeah yeah got got new merch out i'm wearing it new merch is available now available right now, newroymall.com. There's karma right there. There's wealth right there. I thought you said

Carmen. Okay. Carmen's always bad though. Have you ever met like a wet? My mom's name is Carmen, so relax. Just because I feel like we had this conversation. I feel like yeah, yeah, wheels was turning and you're about to start telling a story about college and something. So just, I wasn't going to go. I've, I've never been with a Carmen before. They're just always, um, ecstatic people. Ecstatically ecstatic. Absolutely. Yes. Just very charming. Yes. Warm hearts. Absolutely. But yes, we have new merch. This is great. growth right here, pause, um, Pige coined this, the prosperity pack. I just don't know if we're going to land on that, but this is available now. And you could have had it already if you were on

Patreon, but you know, if you're not, it could be sold out by now. You're a loss, buddy. But if you're also want to go on Patreon, you can pay $5 for the entire month and get everything ad free. Yep. I'm really bad at like pitching new things. But yeah, we have merch. You're not pitching. You're just, you know. But yeah. It's just spiel. I feel like podcasting has just turned into like how much can we get the audience to buy more shit? Like, here's a tour, here's a T-shirt, here's a Patreon. That is not true. You are providing experiences and entertainment.

And in return, your listeners are supporting you. Oh, we're making them a part of like the whole experience. They're giving them what they want. They ask for these things. You don't just go on tour. Well, these are great shirts, by the way. Like the design is cool. I would buy this without the podcast.

I think they're just cool shirts. Yeah. But I mean, even that's, I feel like that's all entertainers besides like actors. What actor you know is like a merch line? A merchline? Yo, come see me like do improv on Patreon on Tuesday. I feel like Tom Cruise definitely has a merch line.

I feel like a mission impossible put out like a... He designs all... Like mugs or something. Like they have some... Whatever the uniforms, the Scientology does you have to wear. Yeah. The One Pieces, I'm sure he designs those. Yeah, Tom Cruise definitely has some merch somewhere.

Well, I mean, I guess rappers do it too. Like, buy my shirt. Buy my tickets. Oh, when you buy my shirt, it counts as an album. So remember when they tried that? Yo, no, why that don't work for us? Yeah, let's scheme in real time of like the shirt or should we overcharge $5 on each shirt and then you automatically are in Patreon forever.

And we also have your debit card number forever. I feel like- And then we can just take like a penny per month and then that just starts to add up throughout the years. I feel like you make it more difficult than it needs to be. But add an extra $5 on to the shirt and then it comes. with like three months free for Patreon. I feel like if we could do that.

That's a pretty good idea. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not mad at that at all. Or if we somehow could make it count as a download so that like when we go back to renegotiate deals, we could up the numbers. Yeah. Marketing teams are funny like at labels and just in podcasting

because you just have to like come up with ideas that may harm your consumers. Like, oh, let's do a pop-up and have children show up in Union Square. How would that harm you, your children? No. Kyle, look what happened with Kai. Nobody got harmed. No kids got harmed.

Really? No. I don't know someone got like ran over by a car. Didn't he get arrested? No. Oh my God. He got arrested. Nobody got arrested.

Nobody got arrested. Nobody got a car. Don't put that on Kai. No, I'm not trying to put. I said free car. They got to run. They tried to put that on Travis. First of all, I defended Travis.

No, you put that on Travis. No, I did not. He was like, I throw festivals all the time and we check all the the perimeters and we make sure security and the barricades are bolting into the The barricades are bolted. That's what you said with trash. I used to walk around Belize it with an oxygen tank. He's like, no one ever needed it, but it was on my back.

Yeah, just like I was scuba diving. It was you enchanted. Just the case. Just the case I didn't save somebody. Offset did a mass unalive yourself in Times Square for marketing. Marketing is great, man. He was shooting a video. Don't do that.

Don't do that. That's terrible. You were about to go. That didn't look like a mass suicide? That's just, yeah. It was your shit. You wanted to go. I'm too much of a hipster to do it with a bunch of people.

I do it by my, like, quiet. You want to be alone when you die, right? Yeah. I feel you. He's the only child. Yeah, no, that's what I feel. I understand. I get it.

I don't know. Be around people when you die. Wouldn't that feel kind of awkward? It would feel mad awkward. Because I want to look around and see everybody else did it. You was looking around to see everybody else did it? Yeah, like, you know how you supposed to jump off the boat at the same time? All right, one, two, three, jump.

Like, I'm looking over to see if you actually jump. No? Just got to do it. Just got to go for it. See? Yeah, you saw what Jim Jones had everyone drink the Kool-Aid and then was They're just chilling around a bunch of dead bodies. That was crazy.

He had a whole different batch. Jesus Christ. But I mean, I guess the dream would be to be on your deathbed surrounded by your family. But I don't even know if I would want that. That's awkward too. That's bad awkward. Like just staring out of like, all right, well, this is it.

And they're just looking at you and like you're supposed to say something profound. Mm-hmm. And then like when I die, like, they can be talking by my back. Like what happens? That's just weird. It's not behind your back. Like you're dead. Like you're dead.

longer exists. That is true. How do you know? That's true, too? I ain't never seen a dead back. Like, your back no longer exists. Nobody's talking behind you back. Nobody will ever stand behind you ever. I've never seen a dead back. You've never seen a dead back, Roe. Last time you've seen a dead big back before.

You've never seen a dead back before? No, when's the last, you've never seen the back of somebody that's dead. When you think about it, they're always laying down. Their back is to the bed or to the I've seen people laid out in the street face first. Oh, well, God hasn't brought that upon my vision. I haven't seen that. Never seen a dead body? No, I've never seen it. Like outside of a funeral? For real? You from like the, I feel like to murder rate where you from is kind of like, it's worse than here. It is very, it is very high, but I tend to try to avoid situations like that. I've never seen a dead body. Well, I was like the dead body that's seen that wasn't like trying. I've seen somebody get shot. I didn't stay around to see if they made it. or not. Okay. This is dim. Guys, it's, it's Friday. Like, have you guys ever had somebody, like,

die in your house? Because I wouldn't know what that process is like. Because one of my close friends, I remember his grandmother passed when we were in high school, and she, like, died in the room. She slept across the hall from him. And he was like, yeah, Granny died there. And I was like, what is, like, what did you do? Well, you call 911, and they, the paramedics come and take the They come, they check the pulse, make sure she's, you know, the person's actually deceased. Well, like, they knew she was, it wasn't like a sudden death. She was like, yeah, like they were surrounded the same way I was saying something I would never want. They were surrounded, like, watching her die.

Well, hospice, the hospice usually has people that handle that. But if it's sudden, then you call 911 and the paramedics are coming out. Well, yeah, I know sudden, obviously. Yeah, but no, hospice handles. I know stop drop and roll. I know, like, all that stuff. But if I'm not dropping roll, somebody dies? No, just all the things you're taught as a kid, call 911, stop drop and roll.

Listen, you start dropping somebody dies, you just start rolling. What the fuck are you doing? That's not going to bring you back. All right, and this is just how my brain works. Like, how awkward would it be like, who breaks the silence and is like,

all right, so who's going to call? Like, if you just slowly watch a loved one die of old age and you're all around her bed in your house, like, and it's quiet and it's like, oh, she's finally gone. Who, like breaks the silence? And it's like, all right, well, I guess I'll call. before it smells. Well, most people

have like cooth, so they just step out the room and make the call. They don't announce it to everyone. That's awkward. Do you have the first person to leave? Imagine making the call while the person is not really dead yet and you call? And he's like, yo, I'm still alive. Like, I'm not. He's like, yeah, granny gone. Granny, like, I'm no, I'm not. I'm sleeping.

I just flow of sleep. The Yankees play at 7. You're not making it to the next day. Yeah, you can't make that call. So let's just get you in there now. You'll probably die in ambulance. Yeah, you got to have the pastor or the preacher in there. All right, but who makes that call? Like the eldest son.

The next of kin, whoever they designate, like, at their caretaker. Yeah. Usually the person with, you know, common sense, but also feelings. Like, yeah. Not you. I wouldn't have you be the person to call for me. I have a lot of feelings. You would call first.

You would call immediately. Yeah, because, like, you just don't want to just be there. It takes a body a while before it starts smelling. No, I know that. But, like, there's just a dead body and, like, does that? everyone go to the living room and wait? Or do we wait next to the body? Yeah, you go to it. These are like questions that I have. Well, most people would just leave. How long would you feel comfortable being in a room with your dead loved one? This is crazy for top of the episode talk.

But how long would you feel comfortable? I don't know. I mean, I've been plenty of wakes where we just, we're chilling. Yeah, but wakes are different though. The casket is open. Yeah, but it's like we had a funeral home. Yeah, like the refrigerator ain't downstairs. We're not in the house. We're not in a bedroom. Like, at a funeral home, yeah. go out in the lounge, chill. Like, funeral homes now are really nice. Like, some funeral homes? Mm-hmm. They got, like, like, first-person shooter on the casket, like that camera.

Like, you can sit out, like, in the hall. A GoPro? Yeah, like, oh, shit. See, from her perspective. Yeah, Bluetooth in the casket. Like, it's crazy. They'd be having the big screens with the, like, with it playing. Oh, my God, I was at a funeral that was being live streamed.

And I looked up and I was on the screen. I'm like, I ain't even supposed to be here for. I'm not supposed to know this, nigga. And y'all got me on the big screen. Why? It's supposed to be at the funeral. Sir, niggins, you ain't supposed to know. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I ain't even supposed to know this nigga for a real. You find out who know who at a funeral. That's a fact. Wear a mask without COVID in there. I don't want to be seen. I don't think a mask will do anything for you, Rory. Like, if you have a mask on, I'm like, that's Rory. It wouldn't be like.

Nobody's ever thought. You was there? Like, I'm like, I saw Rory as soon as he walked in. I wouldn't say, yo, Rory was there? Like, yeah, so I'm right there. After my great. grandmother's wake on the way, because we did the wake and the funeral the same day. So to the church, as I was getting in, like, with the fucking, you know, your little funeral thing,

I held up traffic because I was trying to get these John Elliott sneakers because they dropped right at noon. And then I kind of- You were trying to get John Elliott sneakers as soon as they dropped? Yeah. Like, you've done that in your life before? Yeah. Why? Because I like the sneakers. But it was literally during my grandmother's funeral.

But do they usually sell out or something like that? Yeah. Oh, okay. Also, you've done that? I just never seen a bunch of people wearing John Elliott sneakers to where I would have to be on the link as soon as it drops to get them. All right, my brain works weird. But can we just take a second to look at what Mall was disgusted by that I actually tried to get sneakers online? Not that I did it during my grandmother's funeral and held up traffic.

He's like, oh, he tried to buy retail. You do that? Like, don't you just talk to Mr. Elliott. Yeah, like I just never knew that. Why don't you text John? Like people do that for Jordans are like, you know, certain new balances. Like for the John Elliott's, I never knew that was a thing. For the John Elliot?

I'm not saying they don't. I just didn't know that there was a mass of people waiting for them to drop. Because at one point, this was years ago. This was like during COVID. Nah, Pete, pull up John Elliott sneakers for me. At that time, John Elliott, even with clothes, like you could, it was like a 15-minute window to even get shit. Now they started like mass producing shit, but. Those shit is on the real real for $30.

Okay, well, that's not what I was trying to cover. Those are not John Elliott sneakers. First of all. I'm still laughing at all's disgust that I did. Not that it was at a funeral. Not that he held up the fucking procession. But I was stuck with the like, worry, like for the drop. Like you had to be online.

I never knew that. Which ones were they, Rory? Those brown ones right there. Those exact ones. Them kind of ass. I wouldn't have held up my. They look great in person. They're great tennis shoes.

They look great in person. Saying that for sneakers is fucking hilarious. They look great on my foot. They look great in person. No, you got to like hold it. You got to like hold the shoe and like really like. When you're looking at sneakers online, you don't scroll to the part where it's on somebody's foot. For sure.

Because that shit makes a difference. The amount of time, and this isn't a slight to Kiff because they do it with all brands. Kith has the best photographer of all time. The amount of times they've tricked me on their Instagram or on their site and then I I've went to that store and went, no. These are ass. Yeah, you get tricked. John Ayer does the opposite.

So you saw those on the feet and was like, no, because I had the all white ones and they were, they were dropping the brown ones the following year. And I love the all white ones. So I was like, ooh, I could add a little bit of earth tones to my repertoire there, you know, like, I was a static. But, you know. No, I never met somebody that was just like stacking the John Elliott sneakers, though. I never, I never knew that was. Seriously, I never knew that was a thing.

For Christmas, I want to buy you some John Elliott boots. promise you that will be your favorite boots. Okay, we'll see. I won the Ninja Warrior poll, which I didn't even know we had one until earlier. I'm lying. I voted for myself. Voting for yourself is crazy. UNG voted for Demarest.

They think Rory is like a athlete still. I'm glad you put still on there because I was about to get a little upset. Yeah, you used to be an athlete. You know all niggas hang on in high school and college. You're 40 years old. That's Al. 35. That's Al Bundy.

I'm not Al Bundy. He used to poke high. Like, he's still talking about them out of touchdowns. I mean, I was good. Yeah. Yeah, no, at one point, yeah. I was 10010 pounds. I've been in the park a lot lately, though.

I'm getting my mileage up. What are you doing in the park? Playing with a mark. I've been in the park a lot. Doing what? Running out at the track. I'm not like doing sprints, but I'm running around. Okay.

I got a mile and a half pretty easy now. Okay. He's about to say easy. He said pretty easy. Yeah, pretty easy. How long is your mile? Like, how long does it? Oh, I don't time.

I'm definitely not there yet. Okay. But when I'm on the treadmill, like, I'll keep it at like a eight-minute pace. I could do. Eight minutes a mile? I think I could run under a, I could, let me not. Yeah, I'm about to say, I'm about to say, dog. You're not doing no mile in eight minutes, bro.

I'm not rolling with that. No fucking way. I run a 16-minute mile, so I ain't talking shit about nobody. I think. I think I could run a under 8. Under 8.15. You think you could run a mile in under eight minutes? Yeah, at one point I was

easy six minute mile. At one point, this thing here. Yeah, but like, it's like riding a bike. No, it's not. It's nothing. So you have a whole different body. It's nothing like riding a bike. I think I could do it. I'm down for Patreon to try. Eight minutes? Eight minutes, yeah. Okay. We can do that this Patreon. This Patreon. I don't have my job. I will follow you.

John Elliott. I don't have my John Elliot. Running a mile at John Elliot's crazy. We could do it we could do it next week. And you can,

I won't even have time to train this weekend. So eight minutes? Eight minutes. Oh, well, under 8.15. Between 8 and 8.15. Because I wanted to say under 8 minutes, but I don't know if I want to play myself yet. So 15, we've got to give you the 15 seconds.

Between eight minutes and 8.15, yeah. Okay. You sure don't just want to take that eight and a half? between eight and eight and a half. Nah, come on. All right, cool. You had an Apple Watch? Because I'm going to track it, huh?

You can just be there. I'm, I would have to run with you to make sure you ran the mile. No, it's a track. It's a four laps around the track. Okay, yeah, that makes sense. I don't know why I was thinking he was running to like the city. No, I was thinking about him like running through New York City.

He's going to follow me in your car. Running into New York City. What you were using? How are you going to count a mile? That's why I say he got word fucking Apple Watch. If he takes house, then that's a quarter mile. If he bust the left on fucking Broadway. That's enough.

And I got to wait for lights. Yeah. What's the matter of? Like, how you calculate the mouth? The magic is a fucking track and lower your side would go to. Oh, okay. And I figured we would film it. There's nothing fun about just like,

yo, I did it. No, you got to film that. Yeah. You got to film that. We have a GoPro, right? That'd be the worst footage ever, just hearing me breathe. Wow. Sweat on the lens.

Yeah, nah. No, I think I could do it. Yeah. Okay, that's not bad Which would just prove that I would win the Ninja Warrior shit That doesn't prove That's just me training for it for when it's time Because 55.6 people think that I could do it

You're gonna be at that wall for about Four minutes alone Trying to get up that wall Because that's the last Like that's the last after everything After all the whole course You gotta run up that wall But because I can do an eight minute mile

I'll have the endurance That's like the last leg That I could just get there But now also be in the park doing all the prison workouts on the bars and shit. Yeah, I'm like trying to get back in shape. He'd be doing. He's on the monkey bars with. Come on.

Come on, what you're doing on the bar? You're not doing no pull-ups. You're not doing no. You don't think I can do a pull-up? No, I'm saying. You're not at the, you're not at the park doing that with everybody working out. Yeah.

You're in the cipher? Like, it's like, are you on the bar next? Yes. Okay, fire. Don't fucking believe you, Doug. Oh, no, Mara. Yes, that's the park where y'all know next to my crib. Next to the track, they have.

that like you know the area with all the bars is she and not a fucking playground a real bar she yeah all right so you over there getting you okay i'm trying all right why can't y'all believe that i would work out with people you been doing jumping jacks no i don't do jumping jacks but that is a great way to warm up but and i think that's i i think you shit on jumping jacks i asked if you be doing them demurris you can do jumping jacks yeah i can do jump in i'm not i'm not jamming jack demaris can do no jumping jacks maur's want me to embarrass myself on camera no i didn't say do it now i'm just asking Why would you not believe I know how to do a fucking jumping jack?

I don't think you know because a lot of people, you'll be surprised. A lot of people don't know how to do jumping jacks. You would be surprised. I could do a jumping jack. I know how to do a proper push up. Like, I, yeah. I'm not believing that, man. You don't think I can do a fucking pushup or a jumping jack.

A lot of people don't know how to do jumping jacks. I'm telling you. Ask your homegirls to do a jumping jack next time. Because now I have like, now I'm like, now I'm like, am I doing jumping jacks wrong? There's a couple of homes. Because I love seeing those online when they be like, yo, we just realized we never seen like couples like, I just realized I never seen my boyfriend run full speed. And then they do it in front of each other and they look bogus as fuck.

And they can't, Tommy, take it off. No, no, no. They just want to break up. You about to do a jumping jack? Go ahead. Do not have to light above you. It's a jumping jack. Who don't know how to do a jumping jack?

A lot of people don't understand how you can do a jumping jack. That's what's confusing. Yo, DeMaris, trust me. People don't know how to do jumping jacks. Which you just did, people would be like, oh, that's how you do it? Anybody's going to be like, yo, that's how you do it? Like, where do they grow up? I'm telling you, people don't know how to do jumping jack.

Y'all never had gym class? Listen, when you was going through puberty, jumping jack, Tom, I couldn't do good. I couldn't do jumping jacks. I couldn't concentrate. Oh, because it's the, the girls started getting titties. They was going through puberty and didn't even get a brawl yet. Titties everywhere.

I was never that horny. Yeah. First of all, it's a scientific thing I couldn't control because I was going through puberty. I mean, we all went through that. Did you not see the puberty movie? We all went through that movie. We all went through that movie. You didn't see the puberty movie?

What is the puberty movie? It was a puberty movie. In school, you had to watch it? Yeah. Oh, they probably showed us that. I don't remember that. I don't know if it was. It wasn't like fifth grade.

It was young, young. Yeah, it was, no one remembers the puberty movie. It was called the puberty movie. I think. I don't know if that the title per se. Yeah, I don't remember ever seeing the puberty. Yeah, I remember watching that one. Yeah, I remember watching that one.

Maybe that's the one I'm talking about. I think birth was in there. It was like sort of health class type shit. Yeah, it was like the first one. Yeah. But it was like the first one. they showed you a movie. They separated like girls and boys.

Girls watched it in another room. Yeah. And they came out the room and was like, ew! Exactly. You was, all right, that's not being horny. That's just being, like, figuring out yourself. If you're 13 in gym class. And you're seeing, like, tities for the first time, for real.

Yeah, you're not like, oh, wow, what are those? Like, I like jumping jacks now. Way more than I thought I did. No, I never had that moment. Sorry. Sorry, worry. I'm the only one that went through puberty. Apparently you guys just wanted to do the fucking parachute thing and sit under it.

Just wanted to be on your little scooter things. Not looking at titty. Y'all weren't cool. I just wasn't looking at girls in my school. Like, hmm, what are those? No, I mean, I knew what they were, but like not to women my age. You were thinking, you'll put them in my mouth. That's what you was thinking.

I wouldn't have been upset about it. You like... He was definitely the only white boy. Definitely was the horny white boy. It's a scientific thing you can't control. That's true. No, you can control it. Don't say you can't control it.

Kids, kids can't control it. Your horniness? What you mean? Teenage boys can't. Teenage boys can't. You never rock hard in class? They can control their actions, but the actual horniness they can't control. You never got hard in class seats.

This is where I just like stop believing shit. First of all, y'all never looked at tities in school. Now you guys never got hard in school. I don't have a kid. No, not. I never said not in school. It's just saying in class. That's crazy.

I was definitely in a staircase. doing some things with, you know, shoddy that we probably wasn't supposed to be doing during lunch break, but, you know. Held it down. What is it with teenage kids and staircases? Like, I just... It's only place to go.

It's only, where else you're going to go? Or the auditorium. Yeah, behind, like, stage left. Yeah. Behind the curtain. Yeah. Y'all were too horny. No, I mean, you know,

there was the girl you was dating. I was your girlfriend. It was like, you know, let's go back there about 10 minutes. No. No? No. on Tuesday you never did that hell no no

vacuum water bottles I never did in that shit in school nope y'all parents were y'all wasn't scared enough for your parents me there was like some movie shit to me though I never like saw people maybe did you never went under the bleachers with somebody fuck no

I don't I don't know I don't think I did plenty of bad shit when I in inappropriate shit when I was in high school but I am terrified of my fucking parents um other people's houses so like friends houses oh okay that yeah I'm not fucking school and shit Like, I didn't play that shit. Yeah.

Mm-mm. You remember the first titty you suck? Was it what you expected? It was a little salty. I remember that. Yeah. I was like, I didn't know it was an order. She was nervous.

She was probably sweating. A little salty. I can't remember who it was, though. But it was a little sweaty, a little salty, though. I do remember that. The first neck you, as a girl, the first neck I licked was a fucking, that was ramen. That was. That was for, for sure.

That was for show. Fuck show. Why was that? Why was that when we were teenagers? All necks were salty. Dirty as fuck. In the park sweaty and shit. Like, yeah.

Yeah. That's what it was. When I grew up and got an adult and realized that necks were not supposed to be salty, it was just like, and you realized you was a dirty neck. You knew you was a dirty little kid, right? You just unlocked like a whole thing in my brain that I completely forgot about. Every neck was salty as a teenager.

Yeah. Everybody was outside dirty. But she didn't even like care. No. Just had to get it where you can get it. I saw it. More pubic hair when I was a teenager than I did in my 20s to now. For sure.

Like, pubicare was like a thing of my teenage life, which is the weirdest thing when you think about it. Yeah. It wasn't even, pubicare. It was just like, that was it. That was the, that was just like the basic model right there. You know more from the era of a bush. What you mean from the era? Like, what error is that?

We're from the Bush era, but he's from the Bush era. Like, first Bush, first Bush, not the second Bush. You're from senior era. Yeah, his father, not his son, his father. I'm from that era, yeah, definitely. Definitely from that era. Absolutely. This is the most off the fucking rails fucking, we started off with funeral talk,

and now we're talking about puberty. What are y'all in this weekend? I know my brain is on vacation, so I don't know. I like this calm episode today. It's been a lot going on in the last two weeks, and we have nothing to talk about. So I'm cool with talking about bushes. Okay.

9-11, go. Don't get him started. Talking about bushes. Go ahead. 9-11, go. And we're off I mean Lost my virginity shortly after

You lost your virginity after 9-11 Damn I'm old bro I just said that You get mad when I say it Yeah when you say shit like that Like y'allus like y'allus like y'allus We shouldn't even be this close

Sitting next to each other I shouldn't be just close to somebody That lost their virginity after 9-11 You know what I was doing on 9-11 Like fucking 9-9-10 that night Like what? What? What? Oh my God.

How quickly did you have sex after 9-11 since you were of age? Well, because you're grieving and, you know, it was like a somber mood. Probably like 9-12. Okay. At least you took the day. Yeah. Because everybody was kind of still panicking nine of them. People didn't know.

Is that your way in, sir? Like, yo, how are you doing with everything? Yeah. It's like, yo, it's crazy. The world is like, I don't know what's next. Fuck? You know, close that door? Lock that door.

Remember, lock the door? If we got to go out. Locked the door. At least done with you. Girl used to say lock the door. That's almost like putting the hand of ponytail. It's the same thing. Lock the door.

Yes. I still lock doors and I live alone. You lock doors and you live alone? Why? I don't know. Not your front door. Obviously. I'm talking about like you.

You know what's crazy. I locked the bedroom door and leave my front door open. So the nigger could get in. He just can't get in your room. So the rapist could get in. He just can't access your room. I go to sleep with my doors locked. Now my apartment is smaller, but when I lived in Jersey, yeah, I locked my doors.

I locked my bedroom door every night. You could break in a steal, but you ain't taking this pussy. You could break in and steal, but me and my coochie is staying in this room, locked. So, all right, so when you use the bathroom, you lock the door? Yes. At nighttime, yes. Because what if they got in and I go to use the bathroom and they're scared so they, like, are hiding and I don't know that they're in there.

Demandis, you know a nigga will kick that bathroom door clean off. to hit, like... But I have more time, though. Lock your front door. I have my front door is... When I go to sleep, my front door is locked. Okay. But yeah, no.

I don't play that shit. I like my bedroom door. You're supposed to sleep with your bedroom door closed anyway so the fires don't get you. Like, if your house catch on fire... Wait. That's real. No, it's not. Lock your door.

Lock your door. No, not. Close your door. So the fire don't get you? Yes. If the rest of your house catches on fire, it will spread slower if your doors are closed. That's scientific fat. See that.

Okay. Yeah. So you're supposed to sleep with your door clothes. Yes. I think my building has those type of, like it's designed, like all the air pulls out. Like, because if I open my living room or bedroom window, like the air from the hallway, you could hear it coming from the, yeah. I think they started designing buildings like that for fires and smoke and shit like that. Okay.

Like everything. I can smell with homie cooking 12 doors down. Oh, I like that. open my window because everything pulls from the hallway. Like as soon as you open it, you can hear like, you could actually hear like the wind. It's crazy. What about jet fuel? Well, jet fuel burns slower.

Okay. You think that I could take your building down though? My building? Yeah. Ah. Yeah. I don't think so. Scientifically.

Yeah, scientifically. Steel beams. Passports stay intact, though. Everything else is melted, but the passports. The right thing. Right on Hudson Street. Right. Perfectly intact.

with a stamp right on it. But Jamirez, I do feel like a person that was ambitious enough to try to break into your house and do something to you. I don't think a bedroom door lock would stop them. But most people aren't breaking into your house. Well, I mean, I'm a woman, so there is a heavy possibility. But the majority of the people who break into your house are trying to break into your house to steal. So it's like, steal, but don't like be afraid of me when you're like going to steal and then have to fuck with me.

Because now if my door is locked, I have time to load up. But why do you close your bathroom door? in your house and you're using the bathroom? It's literally just habit. Okay. It's habit. But you know it's crazy, if people are there, I'll shit with the door open and talk to them. Yo, she's...

Like, if you're in my living room. So you by yourself, you close the door. Yeah. But if you got company, door stays open. I need to holl at you out. We have a conversation. Okay. I have a two-year-olds.

Shutting the bathroom door is never going to happen. Yeah, that's like having a puppy. The concept of children in the bathroom is the funniest thing. Like, if Amar is doing this, like, playing with the toy and I go use the bathroom. She's fine. She'll just bring the toy and then continue to play with it while I'm defecating. Yeah. Yeah. Or just have a conversation with me like everything's you don't have to be in here more. I promise. No, but you'll be fine out there. She's trying to have a moment. She's like, okay, you're sitting down because they just think you're sitting down. They don't

know that you're taking the shit. They just think, oh, you're sitting down. Okay. This is the sitting room. Yeah, this is the sitting room. Yeah. She, I cannot get her to potty training for the life of me. She loves to. sit up on the thing, like I'll read her potty books, and then she'll ask for a tissue, get off and flush the toilet, and put the seat down. Like, she loves the process, but literally we'll just refuse this to use the bathroom.

She loves going and just sitting there. Just, yeah, because I have the thing that goes on top of the toilet, like with the steps. Okay. She does that. And Ms. Rachel put out a potty time thing, so I was like, oh, here's a cheat coat. Maybe Ms. Rachel will teach her.

Now she just knows things in the bathroom. She's like, Daddy, get the plunger. And I'm like, for what? You don't even know what that. You just know shit in the bathroom now. Get the pliers. Get the pliers.

What? But no shit. And I love Ms. Rachel, but it's just, yeah, it's not happening. But I mean, I don't know. When are you supposed to be potty trained? That depends. Like, you know, a lot of parents, they on forums and they read things like, oh, my kid is not. Pottie train yet, he's three.

It's like, okay, he's just not potty trained yet. That doesn't mean your kid is slow, anything like that. Like, I don't know what the exact age is. Some pick it up early. Some pick it up later on. It's really up to the parents and their dedication to getting potty trained. Some people are just easier. Like, that's a process.

That process is annoying. It can get messy. So sometimes people take their time on it. I know kids that were potty trained. I think my goddaughter was potty trained by 13, 14 months. So she couldn't, she couldn't. 13 years old? No, 13.

I'm not supposed to say 13 and 14. Yo. I didn't know where he was about to take us. I was like, I appreciate you being so understanding that Amar is not potty training yet. 14 years old. He just learned out of use the bath. My old are you just turned 13. 13 months being potty trained this.

Some people aren't even walking at that time. She had the cute. No, she was walking. She had the, and even before she was walking. So before she was able to walk, when her mother knew, like, when she had to use the bathroom, she had, like, tails. She would sit her on, like, the cute little, you know, the little toddler potty. She would sit her on there.

So she, that became synonymous with, like, whenever I had this feeling, I'm sitting on this potty. So she kept you. using that, kept using that eventually when she could like fully, fully walk. When she had to use the bathroom, she would go and use it, the little tiny ones. That's a corner. Me asking Amar about not potty training, but using the bathroom, I think, has taught her how to do her first lie. Because now when I ask her if she's pooping, she'll go, no. Like, you're pooping.

No. No, you're lying right now. I can smell it. I can smell it. I can literally smell it. You're taking a shit. It's okay. Anyways.

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No, there's been a lot. Why has Tyler been in the news this much lately? I saw Cardi was defending her. She's just been the conversation. I haven't really understood why. So what I'm assuming, I can only assume, is that, so Tyler released like a little, you know, low EP with a single or two,

and it's not receiving, it's the Cardi syndrome. It's not hitting like water. So because it's not hitting like water, people are saying that it's failing, right? Did you just call it a Dacardi signal? The same thing you said. Like if you do so well on your first drop, anything you do after is never, she's never going to be able to match war. Like it's a fucking cultural phenomenon.

That didn't even go number one, did it? It didn't. But it's more of how big the song was. And you guys were very surprised to hear it didn't go number one. Yeah. You know? So. Definitely felt like a number one.

I think that I think the issue people and what people on the internet are saying the issue is, oh, well, because she says she wasn't black, she was. Well, she didn't say she wasn't black. Because she said she was. was colored, which are South African terms, because she said she was colored, the black community stopped supporting her. And I'm like, that's not why her EP wasn't as successful as her last album. Like, that has not. Like, I don't know why people think that.

They're like, yeah, you need the background of the black community to get big. And I'm like, that's not what's going on. To be fair, I think the EP didn't do good. I didn't even know she put an EP out. And that's what I think it is. I don't think it has anything to do. The music is probably great. The EP is probably great.

I just didn't even know she put an EP out. All right, yeah, I see the EP WWP which apologies I'm not sure what that that means but 4-pack first record with WISKid

What man? You're a Pitch You said WWP I don't know what that stands for what Pete said what he thinks it stands for

What does he think it stands for? I'm not repeat it I'm not even It stands for we want a party Okay, got you Okay that was a little Pete was close Wet wet pussy

That's what he said It was like the time when Chief Keith put out his first album. I think it was a breakfast club. Somebody asked him, like, so why'd you go with the name Finally Rich? And he was like, I don't know. I've seen like, everybody was saying Finally Famous. And I was like, yo, I'm finally rich. That checks out.

That makes sense. He said. It was only Big Sean named this album, Finally Famous. So Chief Keith just stumbled upon, like, the bitch. She was like, oh, you, all right. finally fat I'm finally rich there you go yeah so Tyler saw a wop what ass pussy and was just like well this is wet wet pussy yeah all right gosh don't love on the wet same thing it's her finally rich um but why do you guys think this isn't working and i want my flowers it's okay if you guys want to

you know give them to me later um you know she's in fact not riana the way you guys said she was but anyway i like tylo but this i mean i feel like water was pretty organic to start and then they obviously worked the record and you couldn't escape it because it's a generational song. But I don't know, do they not know how to actually work a Tyler album? Who would she signed to? She is signed to Epic Records. Okay. Yeah, I didn't see any, the only promotion I saw from it was Twitter saying that it did terrible. I saw no promotion. I had no idea this came out. This was July? July 25th, yeah. I had no idea. Like, I had no idea she put out. E.P. out in July. It's given

blame the team. Whoever the team is, it's given blame the team. But even if, I mean, true, somebody obviously on that side didn't do enough to get it, you know, where it needed to be. But I mean, this is still like, Tyler's, her name is big. She's a

huge, huge artist. Like, people know her. But that doesn't mean anything anymore, unless you have, like, a seven-year fan base. That doesn't mean anything anymore. Where your name? As far as selling records and being And you're big, it doesn't, that doesn't mean anything when it comes. But even if you don't, even if you don't stream well, even if you don't, I'm just saying for Tyler to have an EP out and most people not know she has an EP out, that's a problem.

Yeah. Not even not saying people would download it because they know it's out and people would stream it. I'm not saying that. But people should know she has an EP out. I agree. I mean, I think if you have the success she's had in the last couple years, I mean, how could you not know that that artist is putting the EP out? I just something is not something is off there I mean is it has 23 million streams on Spotify

so I don't know like what if that's based off more playlisting or anything but that's not like terrible no that's that's great no but I'm just saying people I just don't I you didn't know she put an EP out no you are you are actively putting out music like you somebody that knows when music is coming out that's what I'm saying people like that should not be oblivious to the fact that that Tyler has an EP up. Like something is, something is awkward there. Like something's like, why don't people know that Tyler has an EP up? I mean, I don't want to, like, get personal.

But when we were having that conversation of the Rihanna versus her and her having, like, remnants of Rihanna's early career with a big record and, you know, international and coming to the States to break the record, there's always that it factor too. And I'm not saying Tyler doesn't have it because I promise, I really don't pay enough attention to her outside of the music to know that. But that is a thing that matters like a lot is that it factor that Rihanna has, that personality, like that identity is that can separate you from having just incredible music and also being a pop superstar. But also I wouldn't ask someone who was around from the beginning of Rihanna's career, like I was in that.

That was the target audience. It took some time. Yeah. So I'm saying. I'm like that. I don't even think that matters because Rihanna's personality of Rihanna didn't come around her. Rihanna, Rihanna didn't come around in Toronto. that third album.

So Ray Lars when it like, yeah, I was like that third album when we got like bad gal reed at that's when she become that. Otherwise she was just the cute girl from Barbado.

Yeah, but even, I mean, outside of the, the obvious with the Chris Brown incident with the Grammys, there was still, you got to know her a bit more

when she started dating Chris. Okay, yes. So, I don't know, I just feel like Tyler doesn't have that part. And I'm not, I'm not on some time like she's Ice Spice or the, I don't think the clock is on for Tyler at all.

Like, I think she's going to have a long career. She's super talented. But that part to me is missing as a casual consumer. Like as the person that's just like, oh, when's the next title album coming out? All right, cool. I don't know enough about her. Okay.

Like even, I was not even mad. I know a lot of people got mad at Charlemagne when he asked like the questions that Epic told him not to ask with the color, colorism and everything. And, you know, she was looking at her team and the team was like, don't do that, move on. I don't know. I feel like that stuff is also important to like get to know this person, to have some type of identity outside of just being an amazing songwriter. Yeah. But who are you?

I don't blame her team for being scared when it comes to giving up too much of who their artist is because you can be a personality, a personality, a personality, and you say the wrong thing and motherfuckers will cancel you. And it's a sensitive climate. So I don't blame them for being protective of. be cute and shut up. But I do agree. In this same climate, you can't just be pretty.

Or lean into, all right, maybe prep her better. This is where like artist development used to come in. And I mean, you know, it's breaking the fourth wall a bit of where they would prep artists to say the right thing. And I'm not saying media training. Yeah. But still lean into it. Like having an opinion. Teach us.

Like, I don't think we should be telling Tyler about her culture. Tell us. Don't avoid the question. Tell us about it. Am I crazy for thinking of it? Yeah, if you were talking about anything else, yes, but when it comes to race relations in America, we're real sensitive about that shit.

Real sensitive. Obviously, but... So I don't think... I'm not saying she should come in here and offend people and be like, Elon is my cousin. Y'all aren't. Like, I'm just... Like, I only...

Trevor Noah is the only one I identify with. I'm just saying that's a culture that she would know better than us. and I think media training can teach you the best way to tell the world about your experiences. That's so I think that's a disconnect. Because even with like Rihanna when, you know, earlier in her career, she was heavy leaning into the Beijing stuff because obviously she was from Barbados, but started to get more of an American identity and herself as it went on.

But that's because they let Rihanna do that. Like they let her have a vision of what she should be and what she wants to do. Ma, what do you think? About Tyler? About just the conversation in general or where things may have gone wrong? I don't know. I just think that it's still early for her. I think it's still early for Tyler.

She's young. I think she has a lot of opportunity left. I think that they're still trying to figure out her sound a little bit. I think this is still like a kind of like a figuring out stage for her. She may be going through artist development in real time. Yeah. Like artists don't, artist development is not even the thing no more.

It's like you get a record, it goes viral, label gives you a deal, put a project out, maybe get a second project out, you know what I mean? But it's like, I think Tyler, they see that she's,

she can be a long career artist. And I think they're just trying to figure out her sound and things like that, trying different things. I think YEP, four songs. I think, you know,

it's kind of like, spoon feed them like just see if this works see if that works I think she may just be going through artist development in real time I think they may be developing her in front of our eyes like and then trying to figure it out but I think she's talented I think she has a cool person now I think she has a likable personality I think people will naturally like her um I just think that she's just going through artist development in real time I don't think that this is like any knock on her talent oh no I think that they're trying to figure it out she's dope and again she's also 23 So she doesn't really have an identity yet.

Yeah. They're trying to figure it out. They're trying to figure her out. If she had no talent, I would be like, all right, clock is fucking on. If it's not connecting now and this was something that was put together just because you're pretty. Yeah. I would say clock is on. She's very pretty.

She's very talented. Like, I think she has, I think she does have that. She's a star. Yeah, she's a star. She's a natural star. She's a definite star. I think the music and her sound just have to catch up to her star. quality. She's a star. Like I think if any

exec is sitting in the office and they see her and they hear water and hear these records, they're like, oh no, we can definitely, she's a star. We just have to get, you know, the music to a certain level, get a comfortable with certain producers and things like that. I don't even want to say that because her first album, and that's what my tweet

originally was, Tyler's first album is good. Not like you just hear it once. And it's like, oh, this is cute little music. Like, I'll put on Tyler's first album and like listen to it. Like, the lyrics are good. The production is good. Like, it's a really, really good album. So that's why I was so surprised that this one didn't do as well. To be fair, I've only heard maybe two out of the four songs. And again, it's an EP. It doesn't get the same. What's her features like? Was her like,

does she do records with like a lot of artists? Um, not a lot of artists. Oh, you're saying her featuring on others. Yeah. Not that much. I mean, I didn't particularly love like, and I know it's going to look like more Travis Scott hate and I promise it's not. Like, I didn't like that they put Travis on the water remix. That was weird. I like the On My Body record with Becky G. I thought that made sense. Gunna, I get. Tems, obviously, I get.

That Tim's one is my shit. Yeah, number one, that she's just fire. But yeah, you're right. She hasn't really featured on a lot of, like, I'd rather hear her on a gunna album than Gunna on her shit. Like, I think that would help with her. Her visibility and her new fans and just being more in the mix. So I'm with you.

I think that would definitely be the case. But I don't know. When was the last time they, the. quote unquote industry has broken a black pop act. Yeah, exactly. Because that's really the question that when was the last, obviously we have

the legacies who are the ones, but that's been like kind of I don't know, absent for how many years? Like when was the last new black pop act? Especially female. That did well. Because remember, Chloe at her moment when we thought she would be the one

and that didn't go the way it needed to. Yeah, I can't even, Pige are looking at, Pige is looking at up right now. Because I mean, even, all right, Normani. Normani is incredible. That record with Chris Brown, forgive me for forgetting the name. I mean, I don't know what the disconnect is with Normani. She's gorgeous, she makes great music. I don't get it.

They give her the opportunities as well. Like, it's not like she doesn't get the looks. Who's our girl at Sony? Tenache. Tanashi has gotten every look and talented. I don't know what the full disconnect is dope. Like her music is dope. Her music is good.

Like, she, I think she's talented. I just don't, to what we're saying, I don't know what the disconnect is there, though. Like, I don't know why people or more people don't support or talk about Tenasha. I think she's talented. I think because pop music is centered. Pop music for the longest has been centered toward the young teenage white girls. And young teenage white girls don't support and push as heavy for someone they don't, they can't, like, see themselves in. Yeah.

So it's not about the. talent. It's about the people who make pop music move if they don't identify with you. They don't look at you and see themselves as you. Taylor Swift is so popular. Not because her music is the greatest. It's because every dorky white girl looks at her and says like she reminds me of me. She's writing about this boy that she loves and I just won't love her back. She reminds me of me. That's why she's as big as she is because she's so relatable to the masses. And if you want to be big and pop, you have to be relatable to the masses and a very beautiful black girl is not. That's my opinion on it.

All the bigger acts, like if you go Siza, Victoria Monet, like all the, they're all crossover R&B that goes into pop, which is strange because straight pop music does not work with black female artists. I'm sorry, not female artists. Black women artists is okay. That's okay? That's all right. You know, you want to know what I was about the pole?

You want to say urban acts? You're all got to say black bitches. That's what when labeled say urban, that's what. they're actually saying. But then traditional R&B doesn't work either. It's only really, I feel like that middle ground that works in 2025 with black artists. When was the last time there was

just a straight pop axe that was broke that didn't cross over? Because to me, Taylor Swift is a crossover with country and pop. Like, when was the last time a straight? Like, Destiny's Child came out and of course they were R&B to the core. Don't get me wrong. But that was a pop girl group. Beyonce again, crossover, but that was pop.

When was the last time that's even happened with white artists. Sabrina Carvinton. Sabrina had to put out 15 albums that weren't pop before that happened. Did she? Straight pop music isn't like a thing per se anymore. Yeah, Charlie Exigel or whatever question is.

Who's, Dave Chappelle's sister? Chappellelli, what's her name? Chapel Rome. Chapel. Dave Chappelle's sister is funny as shit for some real. I was about to say if Dave Chappelle's sister makes music, that's the most incredible secret I've ever, because I had no idea.

I guess that's straight pop, I suppose, but yeah, I don't know. Like Sam Smith, but even though that's sort of rooted in R&B at the end of the day, but that was a straight pop act. Arianna. Arionne is R&B. Arianna Grande does make more R&B than she does pop.

That's crossover. Crossover, but she's not a straight pop artist. She's like a Disney kid, isn't she? They don't get more pop. Tate McCray, yeah. Tate McCray is. the last, I think she might have been the last one that popped off. I don't know, man.

I just feel like trying to break pop acts is not the move anymore. Make good music and find someone that has a personality and wing it. Yeah. I think that Tyler. Like you think like when Teddy Swims made losing control that's been on billboard for, I don't know, since I was, since 1990. So that, since I was born, I think. I doubt they went in there trying to make a pop record. And he's not what you would call the pop vision of what he looks like.

Shit, jelly rolls now, Pop. Jelly Roll's a wrestler now. It's the most incredible crossover we've ever seen. Taylor can sell out MetLife, but can she do a suplex? No. She cannot do what Jelly Roll did at SummerSlam. Absolutely not. Yeah, I don't know.

The lines are too blurred now to even think about trying to break a pop act. We got to bring back the shows, man. We don't have more. We, in MTV, Real World, we need those shows back. I think pop music was better with TRL and all of these shows. Like, you need those, man. You need those. I mean, we need alternative rock, but we do.

This is the story of a girl. Drown and River and Crowd the World. She looks so sad in photographs. That was my shit right there. Absolutely loved her. I think Tyler would be good, just to close us off. I think she'll be good if she doesn't try to aim for America's approval.

I know... That was my point of saying, be yourself. Like, I think... Tell Charlemagne, answer Charlemagne's questions. Don't cater to America? No, I wasn't even talking about that. I'm just talking about, as far as, like, with your music career period, like,

other countries are more loyal than we are. We like bubble gum music now. Yeah, the one she's from. Yeah, we like bubble gum music now, like in bubblegum artists. They're loyal to a lot of things. Nelson Mandela would like a word. Yeah, absolutely. Loyal to the soil.

Shout to Tyler, though, man. I got to check that EP up. Yeah. But I do like Tyler. Lil Nas X. Probably the last great pop star. What would we say? Lil Nas X.

Yeah, going down the same path as every other child star. But he's rooted in country. That's a real country artist right there. Yeah, come on. That's the naked cowboy. All right. Lil Nas X. I'm going to start with an apology if this is for real.

I don't mean to downplay anything you're going through. but you are also the boy that cried troll. So I don't typically believe anything you do because everything you've ever done has been a stunt to troll us. So you walking around in your underwear at 4 a.m. in L.A. in cowboy boots to me feels like a rollout

and not a mental breakdown or that you're addicted to drugs. This is West Hollywood. You know that block? He lives right up the street, man. You know that Wells Fargo? Yeah, he's not, there's nothing wrong with Little Nazex.

They're saying there was a potential overdose. I'm sorry. And if that is the case, I hope he gets the helping knees and prayers to him. But I don't believe anything that he, I think everything he does is a troll. He's hilarious. He's never taken anything seriously. It's like, this seems to me, he literally did a video where he dropped from heaven and landed asshole first on the devil's dick. I don't believe that he's really going through anything. This is a ploy. If you give him a guitar, this is the naked cowboy in Tom Square. It's no different from that. He just isn't having a guitar. This is how we dress. At the VMAs.

Yeah, he didn't have his guitar. Where is the source that said he was hospitalized for a potential OD? TMZ. This is a video from TMZ. Okay. And I hate to say it, TMZ does not really lie like that. TMZ does not lie. So that's what I'm saying?

They have, but if they have that, he's not paying TMZ to say he was hospitalized for a potential OD. I don't think that that's happening. You really think Harvey Levin is above that, taking a check from Lillaz X to put a fake headline up? You know he's going to sip his water and be like, all right, it's a hundred grand. I don't think that it's that he's above it. I'm just saying TMZ has done what they can. They're known for this to verify their sources. No, they are a credible news source, unfortunately, at this point.

But I can also see them, they'd still be credible, credible because it came from Little Naz-X. Like, hey, I'm in the hospital. Look, for real. That's what I'm saying. Who was the source? We don't know that he said that. Him. Okay.

Texted Harvey. We don't see him getting into a- I said Harvey with a selfie in a hospital bed and was like, yo. We don't see like the ambulance pulling up, nothing like that. Lil Nas X roams L.A. streets and tidy whitey is hospitalized for possible Odie. I can see him just doing this. Okay. I'm not putting it past him.

I'm not saying he's, but before I go and say that, I'm going to say if this is real prayers to Little Nas X and I hope he gets the help that he needs before I automatically assume that it's a troll. But it's very possible that's a troll. He just is like he's a troll. I would hate to see Lil Nas X. He looked like he just went for. walk. He's on shrooms.

As it turns out, several people in the area reported to the LAPD that they saw a nude man walking in the road. We're told officers He's not new. I know. We're told officers responded and found him still walking down in the middle of the club in West Hollywood dressed like that. Like, what do we talk about? If people never been to West Hollywood, he probably walked out of the club

and couldn't fucking find his car. Like... And still walking in the middle of the road, Entra, callback. Old time, I see what he was trying to do. He wasn't stumbling. He wasn't like he looked like he was drunk. he was just, you know, that's the same way he was walking through the airport when I saw him in LA. Certain names.

He was at more closing. I feel like you're not allowed to just have. Like, I don't even like how this article reads. And after that, Nas was charged, charged at officers. Nas didn't. Yeah,

no, no, not, no. Put a little Nause. Don't just put Nause in here, TMZ. No, little Nog.

And after Nage charged at officers, they subdued him, put him in handcuffs. Officers told paramedics, it was a possible overdose, and Naz was transported to a hospital. I'm still on the side of troll, but,

Well, if it's not a troll, hopefully he's all right. You know, just got to get him hydrated. John those shrooms will kick your ass if you're not hydrated enough. And you want to go for a walk. You just happen to have underwear and cowboy boots on him. You know, some people in West Hollywood, if he was a white guy, would be okay. But a black guy, cowboy boots, underwear, go get him.

I mean, but honestly, like, that's why I think it's a troll. Who is calling the police in West Hollywood, studio city, Hollywood, downtown L.A., of any man half-naked walking down the street? That's not. When has that ever... There's nothing but half-naked people walking down the street at all hours. And he wasn't being aggressive.

It was not like he was running up to cars, trying to break windows and things like that. Yeah, he was just being... He was just being sassy and happy. Yeah. Yeah, but if he fucked around and ended up in a residential neighborhood, then yeah, they're going to call the cops on him. I mean...

That looked like West Hollywood. They said Studio City... Studio City. But either way, like I've definitely been... Ventura in Studio City and it's nothing but half naked people high walking down Ventura. Well, hopefully he's okay. Yeah. Like I said, he didn't look like he was on anything too heavy.

He was, you know. Like regular ass, Louis I was X. Still had his, you know, bearings. He still was walking. He wasn't falling. He wasn't, you know, it could have got worse. We just see video from people driving by. But hopefully, you know, if this is not a stunt, I don't know, next week you might see a video, which is part of the video.

Like, I don't, you know, anything these days is a rollout. And I mean, it's weird timing too, right after Fabio said he'd only heard one Lil Nas X song, which I think is fucked up because I've heard like two or three. Don't do that. Little Nas X, I mean, Old Town Road. The one with Jack Harlow, I think, is great. That's not what Fabio was talking about.

Who is he talking about? Nause X. No, this is right now. In the article, it says... Don't try to cross-N-No, I'm trying to tell you. In the article, it says here, after Nas charged debt officers, Nas was transported to hospital. They just left the little out.

Okay, that's what Fabio did so. That's what Fabio was talking to Jim Jones about. Fabio. He's only heard. First of all. Old Town Road and the Jack Harlow. Welcome home to Fabio, first of all, because we were just talking about him. He was locked up.

Yeah, we talked about it a couple weeks ago, the last week or two weeks ago. And he was released prior the week. We asked about him like, yo, we was, what's up with Fabi? Like, he's been locked up since January. Nobody's even talking about him. One of the biggest artists, definitely coming out of the city at one point. has records, records with some of the biggest artists in the world,

and nobody was told him about him being incarcerated since January, came home, right back into the headline, sat down with Jim, Jim Jones. His artist-to-artist platform podcast where he gives game to other artists, I think it's a dope idea.

Shout out to Jim. And he had a conversation, and Favio was saying how, you know, he's not, he never really listened to, he don't know any nods song. He knows one mic.

He knows one mic. one Mike, he said he grew up on Chief Keith. Only thing is, Chief Keith is he's older than Chief Keith. So that was the, like you grew up on, which is cool. You could be a little, he's about five years old than Chief Keith. You know, if that's the artist he grew up on, that's what he was listening to. Cool. I'm the same age as five.

I just want to make that. We're both 35. We're born in 1990. I just don't know. I was 22 when Chief Keith first entered the scene with the, with a monitor on his ankle in that house going bang bang. Yeah. I could legally drink at a bar.

Yes. I wouldn't say those were like the years I was. Your formative years? Yeah. I don't know if I was like childhood. You didn't grow up. I wasn't looking at jumping jacks and tities when Chief Keefe was like I could, I was an adult. Now to be fair, you know, maybe just Fabio isn't a Nas fan.

He doesn't listen to Nas. No, I mean, I grew up on J-Co. No, you did not. No, he did. No the fuck you didn't, man. Yes, I did. I just didn't understand, Favio, you know, I grew up on Chief Keith because it's like, you were already outside active before you even knew who Chief Keith was.

What was the kid, Slim Jesus? Remember Slim Jesus? He looked like me and Pige. Yes. And he went on Tax's podcast and Tax asked him, yo, what's your top five? and he was like, oh, Chief Keith, he named a bunch of drool rappers. That made total sense to me because he was born in like 2010. Made total sense.

How the fuck are you 35 and was raised on somebody that came out when he was 23? And from New York, and from the same city. Oh, man, he was, I'm not even saying you had to be raised on Nas like that. Because even if you weren't like into that type of hip hop, I'm not expecting that that Favi was going to buy street's disciple. Because Nas wasn't like Yeah I mean God's son was probably

The last time he was that That as far as like Mainstream mainstream Made you look I'm sure Favi had heard That record before But after that cool I'll let you get that off

But to say You wasn't raised on diff set I was gonna say Jim Jones is sitting in your face Wasn't raised by the person You're sitting across from Is I mean I guess he did bring that up Later on but what is he talking about

Well I mean it's also He must have misspoke It's also taste too though You know, sometimes you hear these artists, these rappers, and you're like, I don't want to hear that. I don't want to listen to Nas. And that's cool. I know people my age that are not Nas. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, no way am I saying you have to. Yeah. You're supposed to be raised on Nas. I think I understand what he was, what he meant to say was like he just wasn't a Nas fan growing up. So, but him saying he grew up on Chief Keith, but doesn't know any Nas music was just like, but you're older than Chief Keith. So it was just a little, a little weird, a little awkward. Yeah.

And I guess, and again, to your point, you don't have to be raised on Nas. If he was like, I just didn't listen to Nas as a kid. Totally cool. That guy also puts you, like, you're one of few artists on Earth that are on a Nas song. He puts you in Ferg, like, and that's a great fucking record. When that came out, we were in here, like, yo, who would have thought that Fabio and Nas would sound this good together? Yeah. To me, that's just a little disrespectful.

I'm not saying you have to like his music. That's subjective. but I think what it is, Favi came out when he was older. There was also people that just didn't listen to music growing up. Yeah. He might have started to listen to music when he was 22. Because he became a rapper way later. He popped.

I think that record popped at his baby shower. Like that was the video, it was like a video from his baby shower and he just made the record for the baby shower. It wasn't even supposed to be viral. And he became a rapper. I could also totally see maybe he was telling the truth. maybe he didn't listen to music like that until he was 22.

There's also, in this room I know that would be weird, but let's not act like there weren't people that you grew up around that just didn't listen to music. No, for sure. This wasn't they thing. They heard the songs that other people were playing. Like they weren't sitting in their room listening.

And once he started to get into shit, he could have been 22, 23, and it was Chief Keefe. And that's cool. Everything that you're saying is valid. What I'm saying is, if you have a record with Nas, At some point, I think you should go listen to Naza's catalog. I think you put in too much comments on a dumb shit.

No, I'm just, no, this is what, this is what any artist. If you're trying to be an artist, this is what you should be doing. If I have the opportunity to do a record, if I'm an artist with, you know, Stevie Wonder, there's a lot of Stevie Wonder songs that I may not know. If they call me and say, hey, Stevie Wonder wants you on this record, the first thing I'm doing is I'm going to listen to a, a whole bunch of Stevie shit I've never heard before. Like, I need to know more about this artist that has asked me to do this record with them.

Like, that's just your due diligence as an artist. Like, you go study the people that you're working with. You go study the grades and you figure out their catalog. How do they have so much longevity? How are they now at the status of being legends? Like, what did they do? Like, you should, if you want to be an artist, those are things that you should do, especially if you don't know this artist, but they want you on a record.

like dope i know you're making more sense than you should be no but i'm talking about just like that's logic i'm just saying if favia wants to be an artist if he's calling himself an artist right then this is what you should be doing as an artist you should be studying these people that you don't know that are requesting that you do a feature with them like i mean but he also said he didn't say he didn't grow up on conier but he didn't bring up conier when asked who did you grow up on and he was fucking all over Donda. Yeah, but I'm sure he listened to more Kanye than Nas.

Probably so. But he didn't even bring him up and that's somebody that gave him a huge opportunity. I just don't think that's in his brain to hey, the artist that are giving the opportunities. I got to go through their whole back catalog. Which you're making all the sense in the world. I just don't think that's how he views things. Yeah, but I just, for you to have a record with

somebody and you're like, yo, I don't even know this person. It's like, you know who this is? Like, this is like an honor to be on a record with Nas. Like, this is not. This is not This is like a big thing. This is not some random MC, some random artists. This is one of the greatest rappers that has ever come through the culture. Like, you should absolutely, again, it's fair if you don't know much about them.

I was watching a couple Pete Davidson interviews. And when he got the opportunity for SNL, he had never watched it before. They asked him, what your favorite sketches? He was like, I didn't watch the show. I know nothing about it. And he thought that Will Ferrell was doing weird YouTube sketches. He didn't realize that was Saturday Night Live. And, I mean, he was, I wouldn't say a staple in the show, but he was a huge part of the show for years.

Some people just take opportunity and don't know anything about what they're getting. And it ends up being... That makes sense. You know why that makes sense? That makes sense why that Eddie Murphy and Pete Davis in movie is so terrible. I still haven't watched it. How do you not know what S&L is as a comedian? He's also...

How? That makes no fucking sense. I don't know. I mean, it's on at 11 p.m. on a Saturday. He's 31. Like, 1993. It was a weird era for ESN. Like, I couldn't totally see a kid not watching SNL.

A little different than a rapper not listening to NAS. SNL is still on every week. I know, but to say that you watched it, like, as a kid, like, I didn't watch SNL as a kid. It was on at 11 p.m. on Saturday. You also not a comedian. That's true. But I don't know.

Do you feel like if, if I, I want to be a comedian. Now I have to go study all of Saturday Night Live. Like, I have to go and watch all of it. I'm not saying you got to study all of it. You should know what it is. I mean, he knew what. What do we talk?

Like, how do you not know what Saturday Night Live is? He knew what it was. But, like, he knew he was going to an audition for Saturday Night Live. He just had never watched it, knew nothing about it. Didn't even know, which he even said, he had no idea the amount of comedians that it came from that entire thing. And now you have a movie. But he was also like 18. Now you have a movie with one of the greatest.

You see what I'm saying? No, but this is this is this, this is this error. that we're in though. Like when I was telling you years ago, it's easier to get on now. This is what I'm talking about. You don't even have to know what the fuck this thing is. I'm on the side. If you want to enter, if you want to enter any space, you should do your due diligence and you should do your research and history. Didn't he host Saturday in a lot before? Yeah, he was on the cast. So that's some, so I'm saying. It was on the show for like a decade. So how that's how he, that's how he like got all the famous

girlfriends because they were like they were guests on the show. So how did he not know what that was at one point? Because he was a kid. That doesn't make any sense to me. Like that makes no sense to me. That's this person. I think he was the second youngest. I think Eddie was the youngest and Pete was the second youngest ever on SNO. Like he was a child.

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I'm not mad at him either. Get that bag, man. And as much as I give the Paul Brother shit, I get, everyone get money, man. Whatever. I mean, it's entertainment. We know what this is. This is just entertainment. Okay, but they got me on like their last 10 fights.

I don't really know if I'm going to like tune into this. Oh, you're definitely going to tune into this. I can just see the replays on Twitter. This is, this is Jake's toughest. The last one was so, it was a fucking snoo-st. The Tyson shit was a snooze fest. Yes, but this is Jake's toughest opponent. This is the toughest fight that he's taken.

Yeah, I know, I agree, but I already know. Which is why you're going to watch it? There's too many rules. There's no rules. It's actually a bounty on a knockout. All right, but they say that every fight and then it ends up being an exhibition. Now, I don't know if they said that. I don't know if they said it's a bounty on a knockout, every fight.

Okay. I thought knockouts were like not allowed on some of the expedite. No, there's like, there's a, There's a bonus if you knock in this fight if you knock, if one of them knocks each other out. So like they headhunting this. Man, what's in the fine print? I feel like with these fights,

they need to show us the con. This is the only time I want to see the contract with fights. Like, please show me what the real rules are, which you guys signed. Like, sign it in person. So you're saying you want to make sure this is a real legit? Yeah. This is a legit fight.

Because this is insane if it's a real fight. No, this is a legit fight. Like even I, I thought it was insane with Tyson. I don't care how old he is. Anytime the Paul brothers have fought like a real opponent, I respect it. And I think both of them,

especially Jake, are great fighters. I'm not here to shit on their abilities. But it's always been in the, confined within the rules of an exhibition. Whether they tried to promote it differently or not, I'm not knocking them for it. But you're just about to fight tank with no rules?

No, they're going to have rules. You have to have rules. Regular rules of boxing, I'm saying. like you can knock somebody up well it says when the acts of the fight would be an exhibition most valuable promotions co-founded

Nikisa Bidarian told ESPN that the contracted weight and number of rounds had yet to be agreed upon all of this is still being negotiated so however much tank is able to weigh I don't think he's going to go in there too much over his normal fighting way because he still wants to be quick

but he'll be heavier than most of his normal fights so yeah I mean I just think that'll be it. And how many rounds is obviously another thing to be negotiated. But as far as, like, can I punch you in your face? Like, absolutely. That's happened with all their fights. Yeah, no, they're going to, they're going to be fighting. But you think that low Paul and Floyd Mayweather won, like, they weren't milking that old. They went the distance. Yeah. I mean, but again, that's, you know. Tyson's shit. Like, Tyson's still Tyson. Like,

I don't know. If this is a straight up fight. This is a prime tank Davis, though. That's what I'm saying. That's why there has to be simulations on this shit. He's significantly smaller than Jake Paul, but he still... Maybe it was significantly smaller than Logan. Yeah, but he's still, Tank is still very dangerous in that ring, no matter if you're bigger than him or not. But I think this is going to be probably Jake Paul's most watched fight again, because Tank Day, he's fighting somebody that is at the top of their fight game and the

prime of their fight game. And Tank Davis is one of the most exciting boxes that we have. So this is Jake Paul. This is his biggest fight. How do you think the, I guess, quote-unquote, real boxing world is viewing Tank, like his peers? Because it started from, you know, when Tank, when Jake Paul fought Tyson. Yep, I remember. And Tank jumped on Twitter and he's like, man, I want to fight you because he didn't like the fact that Jake went in there and, you know, kind of made an older Mike Tyson, you know.

It's like, why are you hitting on an older guy? Like, fight me. That type of thing. So that's why this fight finally came to fruition because Tank wanted to fight. He jumped out there. And Jake Paul being the businessman that he is was like he knows how much money this would make and how big this fight would be. So they obviously made it happen.

But again, I do think that Jake Paul is bigger. I think that Tank is going to be a tough fight for, again, Tank Davis is Tank Davis. I don't know if it's a much better fighter. Tough of a fight. And I think Jake Paul is a great for it. But I'm saying, all right, anytime the Paul brothers have fought real boxers, it's been Mayweather out then of his career type. Like, they always do it with the older legacy real boxers, which is cool, whatever.

It's fun, it's entertainment. I'll pay 1099 for it. How would the boxing world view Mayweather when we've been waiting for you to fight? But instead, you go fight a Paul brother during your... But wasn't he retired when he took that fight? Wasn't Floyd retired when he took that? No, no, of course. I'm saying.

Tank being at his prime right now, in the middle of his prime, instead of fighting somebody else, he's going to the circus. And I don't mean the circus disrespectfully. I'm saying no other fighter in their, like imagine if Zab took this fight at his prime. We'd be looking at Zab like, what, yo, what are you doing right now? I mean, for that bag? I'm not knocking it. I'm saying the real boxing, his peers looking at him like, you know, we get that this has become a whole new genre.

It's actually keeping money in the pockets. the boxing world. We got to deal with it. Matter of fact, we're starting to respect it. But it's always the legacy acts. Of course, Tyson, if he wants to go get a bag. He's older. It's fun. Yeah, but now you're really mixing these worlds with somebody in a fucking prime. Yeah, but it's different with Tank because he's not ducking nobody. He's already fought everybody's supposed to fight. The Lamont Roach fight. I think it's still going to happen after this fight. So yeah, this is one of the bag. He probably picked up. But this officially stayed like, 30, 30,

30 million for this or something like that. Congrats to the Paul brothers, by the way. Now, like, if anyone wants to question anything, you have been solidified, stamped as a professional boxer for the rest of your lives. Like, this stamped it. Tyson didn't stamp it. Mayweather didn't stamp it.

Tank Davis, in his prime, professional, just stamped that these are professional box. You can't say a word about Jake Paul now. How could you? Now, if Jake Paul going there... The number one in his prime is fighting you right now. Not a legacy act. But if he going there and get knocked out.

If he doesn't, if he doesn't If he goes to distance We can start looking at Jake a little different I respect Jake Paul as a fighter So do I Jake has nothing to lose here If he gets knocked out He got knocked out by a prime

About to be legendary fighter If not already a legend In his own right No tank is a legend Yes He's a legend Jake has nothing to lose here Tank literally

We used to joke yo Mayweather you doing this Like you got Boxing on your back now Like this If you want to get in the ring with him Everyone's saying they're not real fighters Is a joke

this is that, that's whatever. Now it's for real. If Jake Paul goes the distance with Tate Davis, he has the entire legacy of boxing on his back right now. I got to see what the... He went from circus to prime time. I ain't going to lie, man. I kind of want to put money on Jake Paul in this fight, man.

You fucking lying. I'm just saying, I don't... What we doing? I don't know if I want to bet on a knockout, but I'm just like, the distance? I might be... I might be in Tyson. Tank is what?

135 usually? Yes. And Jake's what? Usually 20-0-0-5, 2? 200. 2, like 2-10, 2-15, something like that. 200. All right.

Do we think Jake will lose weight? No. I think Jake will lose some weight. I think he will. Some. He's not going to go in under 200 pounds, though. Because now we're getting into live boxing area at this point. Like, if we're going to make, he's in his problem.

There needs to be an actual weight class for this. No, but that's what I said. They have it. So they need to meet. somewhere it can't be like all right Jake you go down to 190 and tank you go up to 150 like we have to have this is prime this isn't some old guy that's getting a bag yeah but we have to get we have to find a middle ground everybody has to be 155 or nothing it doesn't work that's not gonna work not gonna get up to 155 he's going to get up to 155 he's going to collapse trying to walk up the

steps going in the rate he's going to be so dehydrated yeah not wait you don't think Jake first of all Jake, I'm not saying like But he has been 155 in his life before. Jake, Jake has not looked this way his whole life. In high school, yeah. How, all right, when, was it Jake that fought of? Man, Jake Paul not going in and there no 150 nothing, man. I don't know what you're talking about.

Point guard from the Celtics. Oh, yeah, Nick. Nick, yeah, Nate Robinson. You thought he was 155 when he walked in? No, no, no. I want to know what weight he was at that before he got, like, to be a full. He was probably 200. Was that Logan or Jake?

I can't remember. That was Jake. Jake Paul Nate But first of all That was one that I called I'm so mad I didn't take more bets on that

I was dying laughing When people Oh yeah Like please I'm not I'm like what's What is 45 Jake Paul's not

No I didn't say he was 155 I was just scared I thought he was lighter He's not getting down No lighter than 189 Yeah Yeah Like he's going

He going in there He might take 200 He'll get down 190 though Yeah 189 190 The difference is How many years

That was 2020 It's been Jake's. But I think, all right, Jake's last fight, how heavy he was? He definitely wasn't 200 even. He was more than that. Fuck, I might have been 225. Yeah, he was more than that. That's what I'm saying.

It's been a big gap. But he was fighting a bigger guy. Yeah, it's been a big gap from the Nate Robinson fight. He was 227. 227. And Mike was that? Yeah, for the Tyson fight. He was 227.

I don't know, man. It's going to be an interesting one. I'll tell you that. What's tanks reach? Can we pull up tanks reach? And what's their height difference, too? Tank is like 5-7. I think Jake Paul might be six feet, six-one, maybe.

Yeah, it's going to be. See, but I don't like this, because now of a sudden y'all got me thinking Jake Paul could win. No, no, no, no. I hate when I start looking at this. I'm starting to consider what you're saying. No, no, no, because, listen, that's what I'm saying.

I might be inclined to just put some money on Jake going to distance or something like that. I don't know if I want to bet on him knocking Tank out. I don't, I'm not going, I'm not going to do that. But go to distance, because I think, I think tank going in there to knock him straight out. Like, Tank wants to knock him out. Now, is he, would he be able to?

Is he going to? I don't know, I think Jake Paul's a lot. It would be like an exhaustion knockout. He's not going in there, Haymaker knockout. He would have to wear him out for rounds to the point that he's just getting exhausted and then just one is just putting him down. All it takes is one. Oh, no, of course.

But there's exhaustion knockouts and then there's straight up knockouts. Yeah, but no, you can get caught with one when you fully, your tank is full. And if you get caught with one, all your energy, yeah. I'm aware. You play fight night before. You remember you get kit with a hate make all of a time? I play fight night in real life and been at 100% health. With the GTA cheat codes, you still got knocked out in real life.

Clean knocked out. This is going to be a good fight, though. I think this is going to be a good fight. I do think this will be a good fight. I know people, how they feel about Jake Paul. and obviously Tank Davis is a fucking legend but I do think I think this is gonna be a better fight than people think

It's funny because I like Jake Paul a lot But I also like rooting against him Yeah, that's why everybody's People want to see him get knocked out It's because they want that They want to see him get his head knocked off But it's such a weird thing in my head Because yes I want to see that too

Because I want to prove that like It's almost like wrestling's real Like boxing like now you can't fuck with real But he continues to prove himself But this is the one If he wins, I'm sorry. No, I don't do that. Because if he won, y'all going to say, yo, they paid him to win and all of that.

Like, y'all not going to give Jake Paul's credit. So don't do that. I do think it'll be a knockout. I mean, his brother couldn't even beat Jelly Roll. Like, what are we talking about? He did. They did be Jelly Roll. Oh, he did.

Yeah, we didn't talk about. That was in the script. See, did you go with the script? Did you go with the script? Either way, November, what, 15th? I think. November 15th, 16th, 19th? One of the teenths.

Oh, 67. November 14th on Netflix, right? In Atlanta State Farm Arena. Hey, Netflix, man. Have your servers updated? That skipping shit. I was dealing with that last fight, bad service, all of that. Have that fixed.

Make sure y'all got enough fucking computers running. Yeah, because that's going to be, everybody's watching this. I'm starting to walk back Sony my text right now. Why? They have a 10-inch difference on Reach. you know what it's like to fight somebody with a 10 like they have 10 inches over you want to reach I just told you I might even trying to get to you is like

I might want to put some money on Jake Paul you just never know he'll find angles we know tank is the better fighter by far Tank is the better fighter by far he's the better fighter better boxer by far that goes without saying but but that's what I'm saying man significantly bigger than him

when you got a white boy in the ring that he know he's willing to die in that motherfucker Jake Paul willing to down Netflix. You niggas ain't willing to down Netflix. That's a fact. Yeah, he willing to down Netflix. I don't know, man. I don't know.

I got to wait till the odds come out. I look at Fandu, when he gets closer and see, like, what they're saying, and see if I can put a little, put a little something on Jake Paul going to distance or something like that. Where are they fighting that? Is it in Vegas? State Farm Arena. Oh. Oh.

Man, hit volume right now. If we're not ringside, then deal is over. Yeah, I don't want to be ring. That was in our stimulation in our contract. You sit ringside, you get baseline, blood-old. Specifically with Tang Davis and Jake Paul, we were ahead of our time. We said if this fight happens, we got to be ringside. Tank is a slight favor right now.

So I'm saying, man, you might be inclined to put a little something on Jake Paul, man. I'm just saying. Just the distance, at least, to go the distance? They got Jake Paul with a 64% chance of winning? Oh, Tank. I'm about to say, say, they got Jake with a 6% chance of winning? 64% That's even crazy to me.

That makes me want to put something on Jake. So I'm trying to tell you, bro. 64% chance I want it for Tank right now. I don't know, man. It's going to be interested, though. I still think Tank is going to win the fight, but it's going to be interesting. It's going to be fun to watch.

But I do think Tank is going to win the fight. Better odds. Would you get in the ring with Jake Paul or eat Magostalian's spaghetti and catfish? Spaghetti and catfish. 100%. I can deal with shit on the toilet. I can't deal with pissing blood.

Yeah, I ain't gonna piss no blood. I can shit all night, though, when I ain't pissing blood. Why do you think that the spaghetti and catfish would make you shit? Because it looked like shit. Nah, you butt. Everybody don't know that spaghetti and fish is a thing. Yeah, I don't know it is. I was just, you know, look a little crazy.

That's all. Did it? It did not look crazy? I didn't see it. I didn't see Meg's plate. It just looked normal, like regular, like spaghetti and fried catfish. Meg looked like, you know. could cook though. I've seen another video

like before she was in the kitchen. Oh, I didn't see. Like she knows what she's doing. That's a good friend. No, I saw a video where the catfish or the rolls weren't even though. There was no Hawaiian roll there. Yeah, we don't need the rolls. It just looked like a bunch of shit on top of noodles at one point. It may have been that angle. The fish looked like it's fried, right? It looked like it's seasoned, right?

But I see, all right, I didn't like a lot of the backlash, even though the video I saw it didn't look great. It wasn't like when Kim Kardashian made fried chicken for everybody. and like that was her vine for the day and Kevin Hart was like, yo, this is the best fried chicken I've ever had my entire life.

That was crazy. Kev, you're from Philly. That's not the best fried chicken you had in your life. Cut it off. You don't remember that time? Yeah. I remember them all going off

on this podcast about it. So I don't think it was quite like that. But I mean, you got to lie to your girl sometimes with the food. I see what Clay was doing. No, that don't look bad though. That that fish's a spaghetti don't look bad. That arose.

I mean, you could have got some garlic bread. Like that's, you know, I would have went garlic bread. You don't like a Hawaiian. Just a nice little of a lion Now give me some garlic Yeah now I don't want a Hawaiian bread with spaghetti Give me some garlic bread

Man toast some garlic bread Give me that I'm cool She could have did a little paint With the garlic you don't know You can't tell about it No I don't know I don't want to roll Give me some garlic bread though

Give me some garlic bread I can do a roll if it's toasted With the garlic butter If you toast it It's because it's the texture I don't want a soft roll with spaghetti But if you toast and broil the garlic bread You need a little crunch to the bread

Yeah so if you do the Hawaiian roll With garlic and But even then the Hawaiian rolls are sweet Yeah, I'm cool. I'm cool. You're right, Mom. Yeah, no, I want to give me some garlic bread. Yeah.

The only thing I didn't like about the spaghetti, I don't like when people make the spaghetti of the noodles, like the pasta and not mix it in. Oh, see, I don't like that. That's nasty. You don't like it mixed in? No, put my shit on top. Nah, that's crazy to me. Depends what it is.

Spaghetti, nigga, what you mean? Depends on what it is. If you're making all-N-As, that goes on top of the spaghetti after. That's separate. But if you're just doing like some quick sauce or whatever, you want to mix it up. That's what I'm saying, yeah. Like, if it's a specific type of sauce,

you got to put that shit on after. Everybody in the house has different sauce ratios. So motherfuckers be mixing their shit in and put it on my plate and I'm like, that ain't enough sauce. Like, no. Like you put the amount of sauce on the spaghetti that you want. Yeah, I'm on that side. Nah, y'all bugging.

I'm on that side. I will say something that white people, we need to come to the podium for. This trend of laying newspaper and shit on your dining room table, and pouring all the spaghetti for your kids to have fun with, that TikTok trend. There's other things we need to go on the podium for. They're pouring the food on top of the newsday?

They haven't spaghetti boils. Pretty much, yeah. It's like fun for the kids. Like, they literally take all the dinner and throw it on to the table. Like, this is fun for the kids. We all have a good time. All right, my question is, do people know how dirty newspapers are? Yeah.

Okay. That's what I said. Same way when people put money in their mouth. I'm like, guys. Do you have disgusting money? Who was putting money in their mouth? That was a duck thing in one point. And then they'll take that same money that was just in their mouth and throw it as strippers.

And the shit be on the floor, getting stepped down in strippers' ass cracks and be surprised that they got bumps on their lips. I'm so fucking. You're talking about what you can see with that dollar. You don't even know where that dollar, the lifespan of that bill. You don't know where that bill came from. You just saw my right now in the strip club. Like, where did that? No, what I'm saying is.

It's like the insert of Lord of War when it shows you how the bullet is made before it goes into the kid's head. Like, you know, that dollar it's been through some shit. Didn't they say at one point, every dollar bill had at least like 20% of cocaine in it or some shit? Yeah. It depends on if you was in Miami. Like you're not supposed to touch

cash before you go. I think see people in jail or something like that because when they touch your fingertips you're going to have cocaine on your fingertips. Who said that? I remember the rumor. We got to start getting to the bottom of who's saying this shit, man. Who's saying that? We used to get drug tested in college for track. I don't know why. Like, who cares? But they were like, yo, don't eat a poppy seed bagel before.

I'm like, get you the fuck out of here? It's going to show up. I don't think you're doing heroin? I'm like, cut it out. What are we doing? Yeah, that's stupid shit. How many times do you lie to a woman about our cooking? A few times.

Yeah, but we talked about that before. Like, everybody, like, yeah, I could cook. People say that, but it's like, if you grew up with people and a family that can really cook, it's hard to really like other people's cooking because it's like, bro, this ain't, To y'all, to your family, this is good. Like, where my family, where I come from, this is like, this is terrible. Have you ever went from the relationship where the girl could really cook or family could cook and then go to the next one?

And she's probably a bit more healthy as a human being. You're happier, but all the food is trashed. Yeah. And you start thinking, like, you know what? I'd rather get abused back on the other side. I'd rather get cheated on as long as the food is better. At least I could heat something up in the fridge after that. Yeah.

I've lied about food to get some pussy before, but the worst I've done is lying about the amount of hot sauce I can handle on food to not look pussy in front of her, her family. Like, you know certain people that- Oh, yeah, you did a lot of West Indians. So you, so that pepper sauce, that- You know, you know West Indians that keep pepper sauce. It's in a container that's not, it's not, like, you don't buy it. They make it and they put it in, like, a specific jar that you can't see through. No, I put that in a good mason jar on the back of the fridge. Yo. The first time, like, I was at, like, a family dinner and, oh, whatever's pepper sauce.

It's like, of course I want peppers. Like, it's, you think I'm, you think I'm one of those right? No, no, no, no. I'm one of the cool whites. Just throwing that shit on my right. Oh, no, yeah, you can't do that. You're supposed to dip the fork? I got no pussy because I was peeing out of my ass.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're supposed to just dip the fork. it and it kind of like just. And then you just sit in there red as fuck at the table. Like, it's not even that hot. No, like yo, I'm mad up. Hot sauce and pepper sauce, two different things. Oh no, pepper sauce is different.

Yeah, that's a whole different level of heat. The Christmas pepper sauce is even crazy. Yeah. Whole different level of heat. I don't really like, like, I don't know how people eat spicy shit like that, though. Like, I don't even think you get. Pepper sauce is, well, at least real west anyone. Yeah, that like, I don't even know how you're really enjoying this.

How did your nose is running? I like hot sauce. I prefer hotter food, but not like that. That is, why even do this? A little flavor, yeah, a little kick, but when this is too spicy, what are we doing? Yeah, there's no way you're enjoying it. I'm blowing my nose. I can't even really enjoy this.

Like, my mouth is burning. Like, I just never understood that. I think people just, that's something that people would like to say, I put pepper. So that shit is too hot, bro. Yeah. I've definitely judged women when I've been out, like, whether outside of eating while you smoke hookah, because I think that's insane. But, like, when I've been out in group settings and, like, women or

order wings and then I take, oh, you want a wing and I take one and it's super hot. I'm like, do you take care of your body? We're in a public setting. You're eating hot wings and smoking hookah. What, like, what do you do when no one's looking? Yo, I saw a girl. Do you ever been out with someone's eating hot wings? Like, no, like I like spicy food too.

Just get the regular buffalo. Like, what are we doing right now? I like how wings. How wings don't make me shit. I can't eat hot shit anymore because as if I've gotten older, my ass hair reflux is terrible. Like, I will have the worst heartburn of my fucking life. So that's why I don't eat hot things anymore. But not everybody's booty hole is loose like yours.

Like some of us can eat hot shit and like, no, I have to. Hot food. All right. Pepper sauce is one thing. Yeah, that's a whole different. Yeah, that's a whole different thing. I'm just saying why are you just consuming hot, spicy food in a group setting with like at the lounge? Because it's good.

Like what? Just get the terriaki wings. No, that's nasty. Why don't you just get regular fucking hot? Get garlic parmesan. I don't care of your breath stink. What's the best meal you cook for a guy? The best meal you cook for a guy.

I'm very careful with giving out certain things. And y'all, you know, y'all listeners. I'm going to say that I'm lying and all this shit like that. What I have realized is that sometimes you want to get rid of a nigga. So sometimes you don't do things that make it harder to get rid of a nigga. So until I know whether I want to get rid of you or not, there are certain things I won't give you food, pussy. Like it's just certain shit, I've learned my lesson on.

So it depends. It depends. If I'm cooking and I happen to have some food and I really, really like you, maybe a couple months in for some. But I flew to Atlanta to cook a meal after two weeks, two or three weeks of knowing somebody. You flew to Atlanta and cooked for a guy after dating for two weeks. Swag. Yeah, man. I got to meet him.

Salute him. Technically, we cooked together. He made fried catfish for me, and I made, um... Made the sides? I made the sides, yeah. Macaroni cheese, more cabbage, so, yeah. Okay, so y'all, kind of y'all was just in the kitchen. It was like a, you know...

It's a bonding experience. Yeah, like we talking, got some wine going. But he flew me to Atlanta because he said he wanted to taste my cooking. He said I told him that Roaring... Actually, I was in Rory's house. He wanted to taste my cooking, though. He wanted to taste what your mama made. That's what he wanted to taste.

wanted to take that. I was at Rory's house and Rory. That's what he wanted to take it. My bad. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I was at Rory's house and Rory was, me and Rory were having a conversation about how I had the best macaroni and cheese he ever had.

Do you remember that? And he was like, I don't believe you. And I was like, it's true. I don't believe you. He said, okay, I'll fly you to Atlanta. You can make it for me. And I did. I'll fly you to Atlanta.

Let me see how good your Mac is. Double-on-tangre don't even ask me. I don't want to go there, but, you know. man, nigger Fleury Atlanta. It was just an easy layup right there. You said, I hear you, but, you know, confirmation to your email. Yeah, check your email. I hear you, but check your email.

Yeah. But I can say it does take Demeris. Because it was, what, my 30 second. Second. You old. I think, I had known Demaris fucking eight years at that point. Finally cooked for me. Angel hair.

Mac and cheese. I got to try your mac and cheese. You have prime rib. Oh, yeah. That was that. Mm-hmm. I got to try your Mac, your baked Mac on time. I got to stop.

No, because you're not going to say, I sent you to the bathroom when it's reality you don't eat dairy and that's why you went to the bathroom. No, but it's not going, it's not going to send me to the bathroom like that. I put five cheeses in mine. That's cool. Okay. Yeah, it's not going to come like that. But I'm just, I'm not going to go cray. I'm just, just taste it.

Okay. Just want to taste it. But yeah, that was, that was the quickest I ever cooked for a man was two weeks, two and a half weeks. Two and a half weeks. Yeah. So I'm going on vacation. tomorrow. God bless. God bless. He must have liked the mac and cheese. No, he loved the mac and cheese. He loved it with her

mama made all kind of shit. Like, how do y'all hide it if y'all eat food from a girl and is nasty? I hide the plate. I throw the plate in the trash. Just flip it on its back. You know that, like, that don't work. Because I'm going to flip the plate back over. That don't work. And I'm watching you eat. She's watching you eat. It's not when you at like grandma house and somebody nasty made like the fucking tuna fish salad and you can just flip it over. How nasty is it? All right. Is it just like the only? Is it just like the. It ain't, it ain't like my family.

I'm used to eating, but it's like, it's okay. If it's okay, I'll eat it. It's a five out of ten. Oh, no, I'm not terrible you can eat through it. I'm not eating no five out of ten. I'm not doing that. No. I'd be like, yo, no, this ain't.

Like, I ain't gonna lie. This is a little bland. This ain't a little more flavor. You're going to say that to her? Yeah. I got to eat this. Put this in my body. I'm not just doing that just because you cooked it.

Like, if it's trash, I wouldn't do that nowhere. If we's at a restaurant anywhere, if his food is trash. I'm not eating it just because. I paid for it. I'm not eating it just because you cooked it. Like, I'm a grown man. Okay. I'm going to go eat with some good shit.

This is terrible right here. I'm not doing mean. You're not a mean person. That's not mean. That's mean. That's not mean. That's not mean. Like a girl you like.

That is not mean. Sometimes lying is actually nice. Being mean as if it's good and you're like, shit, all right. That's mean. That's like, I don't think that's mean. I've had that happen to me.

But if it's trash and I'm telling you it's trash, why is that mean? that we grown we ain't no little kids i'm not giving you a participation trophy yo you did your best no it's not you don't have to lie and say it's good i think there's ways to say that it wasn't satisfactory without you i'm not i'm not saying satisfactory i'm just not i'm not saying satisfactory i'm not saying satisfactory i'm not saying it's and we need another word what's another word i can it's a bit below par yeah i'm not i'm not doing i'm not saying any of that just say we'll be honest like i'm really like it like i don't know if today was an off day or like this usually how you make it

but like this ain't really it. But, you know, you look good making it. Something like that. You look good, man. It's not for me. Yeah, it's not for me. Who was it for? The dog?

The dog can eat it. He's going to fuck this up. But like me, I'm not eating that shit. If it's not good, it's not good. Like, if you know my personality, you know, if I say something to you like, yo, this is trash. It's not because I'm trying to be mean. It's like, yo, this is really bad.

You're not saying that's what bitch you're trying to be. Bitch bad. Bitch bad. You are Hallie Berry. Hallie Barry. Well, according to David Justice, she don't cook. Okay. So she met Ma'

She was like, I'm gonna fuck it, I'm gonna try it. She spent five hours in the kitchen cooking you a delet. And it's trash? Five hours. It's trash? It's trash. I see why David Justice left. Makes all the sense in the world now.

Because for years, we didn't know how he left her fine ass. Now it makes sense. I doubt he left her. But yeah. No, I think he left her. I think that's, if I remember, because y'all was young. Y'all don't remember that. I think David Justice left her.

I think so. Oh, okay. I think that's how it went. I actually never even knew they dated. I knew. I mean, I knew Yankees. David Justice. I never knew he dated Halley Barry. When he was with the Yanke,

I was with the Braves when he dated Halley. He's with the Yankees when he did Halle, right? Braves? Yeah, but I think he left her. I think he broke up with her. I think he called it off. And for a while, people was kind of like, this nigga's crazy. Or gay. That was another thing, because he had like a hoop. He had like a hoop earring. You don't see really see baseball players

with hoop earrings. So it's kind of like, you left Hallie Barry. Like, yeah, he ended the marriage with Hallie Berry. Yeah. Okay. And who was, my man's had like the, um, maybe like a sex addiction or some shit? Eric Bonae. Yeah, Eric Bonae. Eric Bonae went right to Twitter when JZ said that shit.

Never go Eric Beney. I feel like David Justin Eric Bonae probably like, they text. Like everyone doesn't understand. That bitch is crazy. I could see that. I could see them having a group text saying something like that. I don't understand why people think that's nuts that men will leave extremely beautiful women. I mean, like, because some people don't get extremely beautiful women.

They don't date extremely beautiful. does not mean that she's saying and good for my life. I don't know how old say, don't put that on Halley because nobody says she's not saying about Halliberry. I'm not definitely not saying this about Holly Berry. She's married, she's happy, she's doing her thing. Shut off the beautiful legendary Hallie Berry. But to me that's always been nuts. Like, you know, he must have fucked that or she must have left him. No, maybe that pretty bitch is crazy. Yeah, but for Hallie, I might have had to deal with it. Nah. I'm like, fucking me and my bitch crazy too. But Rory, don't do that because

whenever they see a woman that's single, they always, or like, and there's a breakup. She can't keep a man. That's the number one thing. Like, oh, why you can't keep a man? And it's like, well, maybe I got rid of the nigger. Who said I couldn't keep them if I didn't want it? That's the number one thing.

Whenever a girl breaks up with someone, everybody else says, oh, she can't keep a man. Hallie clapped back too. You saw her post. Cooking, cleaning, mom. With her husband. Like, Hallie, like, nigger. She didn't seem very motherly. She didn't see what she couldn't clean.

She didn't want to do it for you. Well, baby. First of all, I did think that was corny that David. Justice did that to be able. I was super cool. Like, I'm not, I'm not defending David Justice here. You talk about your ex being mud, like, that's corny as fuck. She moved on.

The Colby part is all those, it was almost 30 years ago. Yeah, like. Well, I think they asked him, I could be wrong. I think they asked him why they broke up and he said because I was immature and I had these ideas of what a wiper should be and she wasn't fitting into that. Okay, that's fair. If he said that, that's how I went, then that's fair. Either way.

Nah. Don't talk about your ex him 30 years ago. Well, if that's how he answered it, there was nothing wrong. wrong with that. He's saying he was immature. He didn't. He had these ideas of what he thought a wife should be. And so yeah, they was young. I get that. I'm not mad at that. Now, if he was just on there. Sorry, my superstar actress wasn't cooking for me every day. Yeah. What are we doing? Like, what are we doing? Like, some, like. And this is 97. This is when Hallie was, she might have been, she might have won an Oscar a couple years before after that.

And all right, how many games did this in MLB season? 162 gate When were you even home to get the meal? My thing is this is like I know a lot of people cook for survival Like most people cook for survival I cook out of enjoyment So even if I became

fucking rich and famous and can't afford a chef I would still find a way to cook a meal Because I cook out of enjoyment Most people cook for survival Like so we can hire a fucking cook And a maid and all of that shit Y'all got the fucking money for it All right so I saw that on Twitter

When they were doing the gender war thing again with this entire thing. But let's leave them out of it. I still do think, though, there is some romance with, on both sides, cooking with your partner. I don't care if we're, for sure. If we're billionaires and we could get a chef, we could get a maid. I understand all that. But there is something romance. What DeMaris was saying, I'll make the sides, the homie cooking the fish, that's a bonding experience that I think is important. And I think all adults, bless you, should, like, at least have some life skills. I don't care how rich you are in that regard.

Yeah, no. Like, you got to kind of know. You got to know your way around the kitchen a little bit. How to cook. Like, even Beyonce, that clip, that's hilarious when she's like, I don't, it looks like I don't know how to cook. That's accurate. Beyonce has been a superstar since she was fucking seven.

Yeah. Of course, she probably doesn't know how to cook. But I'm sure it's still fun if her and Hove just try to, yep, let's go try to do something in the kitchen. Yeah, I'll make the crack. You make the Mac. Like, I'll make the Macs. Like, yeah.

please let's go to home food's making it a day all I need is baking soda yeah all I'll go to Costco get the Costco bacon soda the Costco bacon soda oh you got the plug plug yeah oh you know the oh you know the man man you know the you need that much yeah yeah yeah I make the crack me a hundred favorites yeah that's a fact that's funny um well yeah I'm sure howley berry could probably cook I forgot what we won before that We were talking about Meg and Clay Thompson Spaghetti. Their cute little relationship. Good for that, man.

If you, women, what I will say is I've had this conversation with some of my younger home girls because they'll be like, you know, like, he was taking me out for dates and then like I started cooking for him and he started like coming and just like kicking his feet up and the date stopped. And I'm like, well, him coming to your house should have stopped. First of all, number one, don't make a nigga too comfortable in your home immediately. Don't do that. Because then men like being comfortable.

So once a man finds some work. Of course. But once he finds some more. to be comfortable and kick his feet up and get food. Like, yeah, like the effort and shit that he used to put, not all, but most. Some. I won't even put out. Some.

If he gets too comfortable, then, yeah, no, he's not going to take you out as often. Why would he do that? Why would he go and spend the money that it takes to go out and stuff when he could just have you cook and put in all that effort? Just don't do that too early. That's the stuff that you say for a while. If you want to cook for a man, bring him a plate, have him come over. Just don't do that too early.

That's what I'm saying. From experience and from what I've seen other people experience. Don't. Don't start playing somebody's wife and girlfriend before you're not ready for wife or girlfriend. No, it's not just that. Just don't do it too early. Men don't value things. They get too early and they get too easily. That's so untrue. It's not true. Just because it's untrue. Just no. It's so untrue. Yo, I'm the only mother. My two longest relationships I fucked on the first night. Oh, okay. That's fucking. That's not what I'm saying. And also your two oldest relationships were when you were how old? in my 20s and my 30s. Yeah, I was to say, just a few years ago. At the end of the day, A, not everybody's you. I'm the only motherfucking hair sucking dick, correct? I'm the only person I hear date men.

Well, I can't speak for the other gentlemen in here. I have never sucked a dick man. Okay, I'm just saying as the only person that dates me. As only person that dates me. As the only person who talks to people daily who date men, I'm telling you, not all, but a lot of men do not value things that they get too easily. Men like a challenge for things. If you give them everything all at once, they get in pussy.

love, affection, food, everything. There's nothing for them to aspire to. You've given them everything immediately. You've given them everything in the first month. There's nothing for them to. People in their early 20s, yes. I think you should tell them that. But for grown adults, man, if you want to fuck that person,

I wish if my age of a woman would try to slow walk me to love. I'm not. I'm out. Either fucking move in today or we're not talking. Either we live together tonight. I'm on lesbian time. I'm not, you can't, don't slow walk me at my age. Yeah.

What's up? talking about sex. If you want to have sex on the first night, that's whatever. I'm just talking. No, not even sex because it's not even that. Everything else. Don't give men immediately. That's all I'm saying.

No, now that I agree with. That's all I'm saying. But that's anybody. You should never just jump out the window and give everybody all of you. Well, yeah, obviously. Well, either way, young king, don't give all your self-worth to these hussies out here anyways. Don't listen to Demaris because it's another side to that coin. Us as men need to relax too.

Like, she shouldn't get all your jokes. She shouldn't. Yeah, don't give her your best material. She shouldn't get a lot of your affection. Don't give her your best material on first night. Even like, you know, that date spot that you take every girl to. Like maybe, I don't know, do that for the second date. Don't even let her know your bowling score yet.

Slow walker. Oh, God, the bowling date. Yeah. What's wrong with the bowling date? It's cool. It's cool. Yeah, like that must be Josh go-to. Josh said, what's that mean?

I'm with Josh. That's what I love a bowling date. I love taking a girl to Dave and Busters and going, Yo, I haven't been here in like 20 years. You niggas are horrible people. I was joking, but the fact that Josh laughing means to go that shit. No, that's his shit. Josh said, yes.

He can't wait to go to day. He got the card in his wallet. Like, he keep the card. He got, like, real points and, like. Saving up for that PS6. Oh, my God. Stop. A Damon Busters date led to my longest relationship.

So I love Dave and Busters. I love Dave Busters, too. And don't do that because you were doing shots. and David Busses, Chloe Kardashian. You definitely got the card in your... No, I had it. That card was good for like a year. She signed it? You think Chloe signed my Dave and Buster's card?

That's sick. No, it did not happen. I might still have that card because it said happy birthday. Her name on it. So I might still have that card because that was like a collective one. David Busters is a good date because I got to see how competitive you are, but I also got to see like how fun you are. Yeah, it's a great date.

Yeah. Like I got to see what you're competitive because I'm an Aries. I'm super competitive. Like, I take everything really, really seriously. Here's my issue with the Dave and Buster's date with being competitive. Because I do this weird thing where I actually like listen to women. And they always be like, yo, don't let me win. Like, I, like, let's really do this.

And then I, then I fucking go in and smoke her. And then she's salty. She quiet for the rest of the neck. Yeah. Quiet for the rest of the night. Like, you told me to do this. No, see, I'm not like that. I just want.

I've done that in bowling too. We won't leave because we're going to keep playing until I win. Like, I'm like that. Like you don't even know the double pedal on cruising USA Like I can't even fuck with you You don't even know what the double pedal does Nothing hummels you more than when you date a gym girlie Oh I'm cool

And y'all start play fight fighting And play wrestling And you gotta use your real shit on her Like you gotta dig deep to kind of get up off you On the bed where you say like yeah Y'all go ahead date them gym girls We're playing, we're playing. Them Jim girlies they be strongest

motherfucker you go in there playing if you want to Even the app like the app When it comes to like leg strength the average woman like our legs are strong just even no matter whether you work out women's legs are really really strong so you fuck around and let a girl lock her legs around you so much walking around the kitchen so it's like

I'm sorry I almost told you almost that was inappropriate that was inappropriate my bad that was inappropriate walk to the grocery store walk with a kid you know what they're supposed to do I get it but you were saying wrapping the legs around that's why plan B exists because y'all have strong ass legs and you wrap them

oh that's why you're playing B that's why Amar here because you wrap their legs That was intentional. Yeah. That was a layoff. I looked right in our eyes to say, yeah, this is happening. Royale, he let it run. It was no accident.

Yeah. Wait, how did you know the name already? It was no, it was no accidents with him. He knew exactly what was happening. I've definitely had the leg wrap Boston Crabb, though, and tried to pull out and couldn't. At that point, go ahead. Let go and let God. Spray and pray.

That's what I say. Spray and pray. Let go and let God. That's your, hey, you did the right. rap the chicken wrap around my shit. That's on you. That's on you. I was trying to pull out.

So good. Clearly it was my body and your choice. Yeah. I can't move. Now, don't start that because we whether go into another conversation. It was a joke.

It wasn't a political time. No, I wasn't going to get political. I was going to have a conversation. But I feel like if a girl does put you in the Boston crab and wraps you around and you can't pull out, like maybe I'm less Republican in that regard. I'm with the Democrats on this side. Let's get rid of this thing.

Like, this is not fair. Look what she did to me. She trapped me? Yes. Anyways. Hi, baby. Don't be flying Atlanta cooking them on Mac no time soon. Why?

Because you just, you know, just chill. Don't give them double Mac. Don't double back for the double Mac. Don't do that. I'm in a relationship. Like, that's what. Wait. All right.

Oh, D. Wait, Jim said this from the bottom already. D. I thought we had already said. Nah. Oh, that was Patreon. She never said that. Yeah, she's on Patreon.

It's in the last clip. Rory said, DeMaris, you're a lesbian in a straight relationship. He said that in the last clip. No, I'm saying you have not said you're in a relationship. That's the first time you've ever looked at me and said, I'm in a relationship. You've never said that to me before. How did you not know that? That you were in a relationship?

Yes. Baby D. How would I know that you're in a relationship? How? Because you fuck it? Allegedly. Well, yeah. I mean, you're in a relationship?

But yeah. I was surprised. I didn't know that you didn't know that. No, I had no idea. That's breaking news right there. You just broke that on our platform. Yeah. Baby D's in a relationship.

Okay. There's a title. No, fuck no. There's a title. What you mean? Stamp it, clip it. Hold on. I appreciate that you gave that.

I thought you were going to give that exclusive to drink champs. I'm glad that you gave it to us. You're going to go on. I'm in a relationship. What? You know what? I thought, I'm in a relationship.

EFN makes some no. Yep. Give me your, we'll drink to that. We'll drink to that. Yeah, no idea. I figured breakfast club, no, I'm happy that we got. How you know model? That's how you know model, pay me no attention.

Everybody in the office knows that. Yeah. I just thought you were dating. I didn't know it was like a full, like my boyfriend. That's your man, your man, your man, three times. Mm-hmm. That means you just got three niggas. That's all.

That's not. Don't pay. Hey. Hey. Please. And they don't listen to the pod. Yeah. Only one listens to the pod.

So that's what we told about you, sir. He doesn't listen to be in a relationship. I was, I could not be in a relationship if that nigga is a podcast. If you think that nigga... He don't listen. He watches the clips, though. But he doesn't...

He doesn't listen. He does not listen. He listening. I promise you. He is... Listen, baby Dee. I'm a guy. I'm a man.

I'm telling you. He could never endure y'all just to hear me. D'Maris. Somebody that has been in two full relationships in my 10 years of pot. With women. Every time they say, I don't even listen to that.

They're listening. They listen. They listen to everything. He's listening. He's listening. He subscribes to the $20 tier. Definitely. I don't even want to.

I'm just, I'm telling you, every time they say that they listen. One more trip to Atlanta. You're going to see? You're going to leave his laptop over me. You're going to see the pod, right? Yeah.

Don't check his history for other women. Check his history for Patreon.com. See what a podcast he subscribed to. We did. 100%. Check his statements. He does have listen to this podcast. He talks to me 24-7.

He knows every single thing I do. You're going to find a Carmen T in his closet. Nah. On sale now. Get one of those, baby. Well, y'all know I'm not going to be in the next episode because I'm going to be on my vacation. Yes.

But I will be zooming in because it is our 400th episode and that's important. Is it? First of all, we've done more than 400. No, we've definitely over like 600 by now. But it's okay. You know what I'm saying? We could skew the numbers a little bit. All right.

I was on the side. Everyone was like, yeah, we should do something crazy. for the 400 episode, whatever, and I was like, eh, whatever, it's just a number. Now that Demaris is doing a little zoom in, I feel like maybe he could be our guest. It's 400, we got to celebrate. He wants to go to the birthday party.

He wants me to zoom. He's not weird? I've been told you that, yeah. Well, he said he wanted to go to birthday, but I'm like. It's weird that I don't want to meet one of my best friends in the whole world's boyfriend. I mean, meet him at his birthday party is weird. And didn't want him to zoom in while he's on vacation,

is double weird. You know I'm lying about all that. No, I know, but I'm just saying that's still weird, though. But meeting him is cool. Yeah. I want to meet him. Next time he's here. Next time he's in New York, let's all go out. Get some dinner. Maul you, so, one moment. How the fuck? We'll go to the movies. I can't get more to do shit for me. I can't get that thing to show up for nothing for me. When? When you ever invited me and I didn't show up? I introduced you to you. You are you like, oh, what's up? You don't care. I don't even remember you introduced me to a nigga. Where was this at? Where was we at? Seven years ago at one of our live,

show after parties. Oh, yeah, that's true. Oh, but that's like, that was like a mix and mingle. I didn't know, I didn't know that that was like the guy you were seeing. I just thought you was introducing me to somebody. Oh, okay. Yeah, unless you'd be like, yo, this is my man, my man, my man. Then it's like, yo, it's good.

You know what I'm saying? But if you're like, yo, Ma, this is, I don't know that this, that's the guy. But now that we know, now that you stamped it, I'm in a relationship. I'm going on vacation. I'm zooming in from the sand and all that. Yo, next time he's in New York, bring him by. Bring him by the studio. Okay.

Just so he can see your workplace, your work environment. You know what I'm saying? Okay. He's anti-social, so I enjoy it. He just won't me. Yeah. So the office is better than. He don't want to go out.

He wants to stay in. Yeah. Because staying in is more intimate. He got to actually talk to y'all. Like, at dinner, like, it's like, you know. What do you do at dinner? With other people that we don't really. You talk to each other, not to y'all.

I talk to y'all 24-7. I never want to talk to y'all. At dinner, we would only talk to y'all. You're not even here. Like, we know you are really. Like, we're just going to get the, we're going to grow him a little bit. Like, yo, so where you from? For what side?

East side? Oh, and I was, my people's over there. What high school you went to? You know, I got to give him all of that. I'm going to get the car facts on the homie. I'm going to find out if he a rant. I'm like, you got locked up when? Look, how much time you get?

Why do you? I don't date men that go to, leave you. You don't do what? Okay. You don't do. Yo, DeVas, who are you talking to here? You're talking to me. She just left out the morning anymore.

Okay, any more. Okay, any more. Okay, okay. I've only dated two men that have been in jail before. And three niggas that's in the cemetery. Like, why are you? I'm just saying. They didn't get killed. Whatever.

Anyway, at the end of the day, he has never been to jail. Okay. All right. So good. I like that. I like that for you. I'm not dating hoodlum. But that could be because he ratted.

Aha. Taste the suit. We're talking to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace.

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