New Rory & MAL - Episode 409 | Buttman

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

First off, happy birthday to Mal. Another year older, another year wiser. After our Bag Fuel episode Mal and Demaris cleared up some misconceptions about their rep. Summer 2025 is officially over, and there wasn’t really a song that hit like that. Rory is disappointed Nicki announced her new EP during Cardi’s week. Mal is confused on who would want a Gunna & Offset album. Plus we got a couple of return callers for our voicemail segment, going on a cruise with an ex is crazy + more #volume All lines provided by hardrock.betSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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No, yeah. What's up with Demaris, man? She's playing R&B. Well, P's just playing R&B. He didn't sit in the mood. The clocks, we know what's going on? We're rolling. P's just setting the mood with Damaris.

is humming along singing now she moaning what's going on I know it's raining out it's the perfect cuddle weather stay home weather but like

Pee's was playing that shit boy Pete was playing at that flashback music That was Pige on Yeah that was Peeze on all the whole time No that was Pige I thought that was you

Me and Pige were live on TikTok playing playing some tunes Live on TikTok We's live on TikTok You can go live on it What can you not go live on these days I don't even know

you can go live on TikTok. Listen. TikTok is the biggest live place you can go. Like, TikTok is like live streaming. Like people, it's like home shopping network. There's people on there selling shit from TikTok shop and will stand there all day. Like, they, like, if I go on, um, indeed, I can get a job standing there selling a product on TikTok, like the home shopping network.

I kind of wish like the Christians were right yesterday. That the rapture came? Yeah. Like, I was like, well, what if it happened? As a devout Catholic. It could have happened. No, it's like the congestion pricing. Everyone's still here.

Everyone's... I promised you everyone's still here. Nobody left. Everyone is still here. As a devout Catholic, I was kind of looking forward. Not to think I would be chosen, but I mean, hell might be better than here. No, I'm like, this is what's going on now? I think it's congestion prices.

Not you on TikTok Live, but people are standing in a grocery store on TikTok live for 24 hours. Well, they're not in a grocery store. They're in like a private, like, home. And they're like, oh, buy this lip kit or buy this couch or this makeup vanity, $200 on sale, right? if you buy it right now. Like, it's like that. It's a new way of selling shit. It's like Amazon, like, how is the economy in the shit hole?

And all we do is sit on live and buy shit. It's not. Myself included. When I scroll through Instagram, they catch me every time with those ads. They work every fucking time. I have so much useless shit in my house that is because of Instagram ads. How is the economy in the shitter? Yeah, I don't, I think people are lying.

I don't think we're in a recession. There's no way. People spend too much money. There's too much money being spent. Every people have money. Everybody has money. We buy more than we work. Yeah.

Like it's like I'm done. Don't tell me we're in the recession. Don't tell me people are broke. I don't want to hear it because anytime Chris Brown come to town is sold out. You know what I'm saying? That being the deciding factor of the economy is funny. The stadium is sold out. The Knicks are sold.

The garden is sold out. Everything is sold. People flying to Puerto Rico to see bad bunny. Niggers got money, man. Stop mind. You know what I think it is though? I think that because the economy is so bad and just the world just in total people just are looking at it like it's gone to shit.

People are spending money that they don't have. Like that's the thing. Like I'm queen of it. I spend so much money I don't have. Like people are like, oh, you're not broke. You could afford to do all these things. No, I can't. I'm going to do it anyway, though.

I'm going to pay that shit. I'm going to affirm it. I'm going to do all that shit. Because life is just like, life so fucked up right now. It's like, fuck it. Have fun. The firm warriors is out there. Affirm.

Affirna, after pay, PayPal, paying for all of them, all of them. Shody says she made $80 million on OnlyFans. You would never let that go. That's not crazy. And I believe it was $40 million. That's not crazy. That's not crazy. That's not crazy.

There's people on TikTok sitting around all day saying, buy a couch, buy this, buy this, yeah. Showing your pussy, yeah. 40 million. There's people making a million dollars selling couches they've never even seen before. They've never sat on that couch. They've never seen that couch. They're saying just buy the couch because they get a check from it.

It doesn't cost $40 million to see pussy, bro. She doesn't? All right. we had a whole other game is the game now we had a whole she don't even show that is the game is the game and she clocked out 40 ms last year so man right after 9-11 made sure we were we were buying society they are we got to get the economy going again they are praying on the in cells bro the in cells is rich everybody's an insal what you mean everybody's an insol everybody's an everybody's an insol now not by the definition of what we've talked about before of the guy that

sits there gets no pussy is a fucking weirdo did just debates on internet all day we have all become, based off what DeMaris was just saying, where we just consume based off the shit that we see on the internet, we are all in-cells to some degree now. But that's not, ins-sell is completely sexually related. You can't use the word and make it mean something different. We're all losers.

That's, I mean, you can sue that. I thought that was more the insal thing. No, in-sell, in-cell means you're unable to, you're unable to attract women sexually, and you usually have hostile views towards women. Involuntary celibate? Yes. A member of the,

The online community of a young man who considers themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with the views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active. Yeah, so we're not all insular. I take that back. Okay, to the economy, yes, we are all insult. To the economy. Yes, if you take out sexual input economy, we are all insult. That's what I'm getting in.

That makes sense. It's more of a metaphor. We're back sponsored about boost mobile. Unlimited talk text data and incels. Are the in cells on boost mobile? I don't know. They need unlimited data. I don't know anything anymore.

Unlimited data if they're paying $40 million to see no Vaj. That's insane, man. That's the art of it, though. That is insanity. You're not even that deep in your mind. Paying to think about the Vaz? You got to think about it. Okay.

Like what it could be. I remember when this used to cost like $6 just by a magazine to see Vage. But that's what they're paying. You don't remember Blacktail magazine? You don't remember Blacktail? No. Remember Blacktail? Pull it up, Josh.

Was it Buttman? I remember Butman. But man, yo. That was another type of magazine. That was definitely, I never went down to out. Don't even try. Don't even try. Don't even try. Don't even try to do that. Rory, I never went down that out. Don't even try to do that. I remember that one. You got it. I remember black tail. One of your aunties on there. One of your aunties on there for sure.

If we go down to Blacktail magazine, we're going to see one of our aunts on someone. Come on. Let's clear it up because you stay trying to make me out to be gay. Is that a gay magazine? Buttman magazine. Oh, no. I never seen Butman. Okay. Well, yeah. That was in the streets. It's going, Bupman was going crazy. It's funny because I used to steal it from my cousin's font. That's what's funny about it.

I used to steal that from my cousin's house on 21st Street in a story. I would try to hide them shit in my book bag. None of those girls made $40 million a year. It's not one. And they're showing every, they're making it wink. Nah, Buhman went crazy.

Y'all, why are you so horny? No, no, no, nobody's horny. I was talking about the economy. Yeah, I'm just saying, like Blacktail, you know, I was just asking if y'all remember black. I'm not horny though, no. I promise. Okay.

Yeah, it's all good. Everything's good. It's the beginning of our, you know, youth. So I guess I see you guys had the massageny pod yesterday. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. No, we did not. You would have been so proud of us?

You would have been proud of me. You because you know you think I'm crazy. They said them crazy. They made you look like a feminist. Yo, I'm trying to tell you. No, 100%. I keep telling you, I'm a feminist. I'm awful like women's rights and all.

Just because someone- Might as well, like, dyed his hair blue. Like, that's how he looked out here. He may have been transgender for all I know. No, you are as bad as we make you out to me. You're just not as bad as them. And stop telling people I'm cheap because now it's affecting my real life. Women in real life are asking me if I'm cheap.

Like, stop telling the world that I'm cheap, Demire. Like women that are meeting in the real world now. They're like, oh, I heard you as cheap. I'm like, what the fuck you heard that from? I ask you questions and the responses that you give, lead people to believe that you are. No, no, no, I'm just not a trick. Okay. I'm not cheap.

Tomato. No, no, no, no. Because y'all like to say men are tricks and then y'all say, like to say y'all not hoes. You can't have a trick and not be a hoot. Like y'all like to say that so are you a ho? Points are made. You a treat. See?

That's that's a whole linguistics though. Like when the women was like I'm a treat, like are you a ho? Like it's okay. You can say that. No, trick-a-treat. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, but stop saying that to Maris, please, because like women are really like thinking in real life like they're like, I heard you was cheap.

I'm like, what? But it shouldn't matter because they should like you for you, right? Yeah. Of course. But I'm just saying, like, hearing things about me that's not true is crazy. Like, so now I'm seeing them to start to really like, you know, affect me in the real world. Like people are looking at me like, oh, he's cheap.

Y'all sat up here and said, I date nothing but jailbirds for years. Excuse me. If we go down the line, some of them niggas are still on J-pay, is all I'm saying. You're lying. Like, that's a narrative that's not true. And people really believe that about me. You never dated nobody that got locked up that's been arrested at the time? Two people that have been locked up before.

And you've only dated three people total. And how many people have you dated that got killed due to drug and violence? Drugs and violence. One. Okay, so now we have four total, three? Four in my history of my 20 years of fucking day in? I ain't gonna lie, though. That's a little like, you got a type.

That's not, anyway. And you cheap, see? No, no, no, no, no. It's not the same. I just don't trick. I just don't trick. I'm not cheap, I just don't trick. I don't mind spending money on nice things, but I'm not.

And I'm not a hoe, I just don't fuck for free. You see what I'm saying? You see? That's whole like one-on-one. They tell you that soon as you. But that's what you sound like when you say it. That's what they tell you. They'd be like, yo, you can have sex, but you got to pay for it.

That's like the first chapter in what you just said. Like, what you're talking? That's like the first chapter. The first, the first lesson is don't fuck for free. Did you y'all miss me yesterday? No. I think it was better that you weren't here yesterday. Yeah, no, I didn't miss you.

That conversation would have went further off the rails than it already was. I would start calling niggas mama's holes. What's that mean? You just start calling a niggas mama's holes. Your mama is a hoe. That's what I would have started. Why? We don't even know if those gentlemen's mothers are,

I don't know. Why would you go ahead? I heard niggas is being disrespectful. I know. And then y'all had somebody over here sitting in my seat. They commented on YouTube saying the merits forgot her wig today. You in space do not look anything alike.

That's hilarious. That's hilarious. You guys look nothing alike. Who said that, though? Also, I love space. But when he sat down, I thought he was like going to contribute. And he did in the beginning.

And then space was just quiet. But that's why his space goes. He just disappeared. You left. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's part of it's been on the couch. It's part of his life.

His aura. He started out like, yo, I'm going to pause rear the conversation. He asked the question and then legitimately disappeared after that. It was over, yeah. But I think you would have been proud of us. Did you actually watch the whole conversation? Because I felt like Maul and I held it down for logic and women. I tried as far as I did.

Like, I just, I tried to Maris. You would have been proud of me, though. Thank you. You don't have to say it, but thank you. Oh, you're welcome. I mean. You don't have to say it. Thank you.

I was kind of shocked that Maul, like, was on my side. I thought it was about to be a 3V1. Y'all really think I'm, y'all really think I'm like way worse than I am. I'm really not. Shout out to Haniken and S.O., but that was like further than I ever thought. Like sometimes I get there's content, sometimes I think there's trolling, but I believe them. No, I believe them. 100%.

I didn't think they were just saying shit to say it. No, 100%. They definitely met that shit from their soul. They met that. They met that 100%. But shout out to the guys, Hanneken and ESS up. For sure. It was a great episode.

Had a cool conversation with them. Check it out now. available now. Fully encourage everyone to listen to that entire thing. I was nervous to even like put it on my story. Why? Because it was just insane. It was fun though.

It's good to have fun, crazy conversations. Oh no, I want to have bag fuel on, you know, like every two months. Yeah, everybody's talking. Let's have some crazy conversations, man. I mean, some people won't take it there. But should we do the regular happy birthday? Stevie Wonder version? How do we want to do it?

Small's birthday right now. I know. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Put some auto tune on me, Peach. No, no, no, you don't have to do. Yeah, you don't have to do. No, no, no, I said thank you.

Thank you. It's okay. Rory, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. Broarri, it's your audio podcast. People are literally listening to you fuck up their morning singing happy birthday.

Happy birthday. There's tune on it. Y'all can't hear it. That's why. Peach has the headphones on. That was crazy to you thing. Thank you. I appreciate that.

No, no, no, no. birthday. No, no, no, no, no, no. Pete's new a black one. No, you don't have to do that. Thank you so much, though. Happy birthday, ma. Thank you, baby.

How does it feel to get older? How does it feel to get older? Yeah, to get older and see how the world is. You've been on this earth for a long time. I've been on this earth for like many, many years, right? I was born in 1900s, baby, Dee. I think everyone in this room was. What do you?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Literally everyone in this room was born in the 19th? Yeah. Were you 1990? Yeah. Okay. Last decade.

Feels great. It feels good getting older. Does? Yeah. Feels good. That's the birthday speech? Yeah. You don't look your age.

And I mean that. Sincerely, you don't look your age. Thank you, baby. You know, I'm drinking water. I'm moisturizing at night now. You know what I'm saying? Things like that. Like, you know what I'm doing?

Everything I can, you know. Pull ahead of hair at 50. Man, you hear me? It's not 50. Baby, stop playing with me. Sorry, my bad. Because I'm not 50, all right? Don't rush my shit.

Don't rush my clock. I'm sorry. Don't rush my clock. Do you have a goal for, for this year? Do I have a goal? Yeah. Yeah, make it to see another one. At that age, you just start to. Man, you just see if you appreciate it, man. Just make it to see another one.

Do you go to like more yearly doctor checkups at this point? No, it's the same. Still once a year type vibe? Unless you feeling like a little, you know, sick or you start feeling shit. I was about to say, I think it might be the year. Might be your colonoscopy. It might be your butt man year. Oh, yeah, no, definitely. It's definitely my butt man year. for sure for sure i'm gonna subscribe i gotta subscribe to butt man which tier on patreon will that be

that's right that's above the j that we live the j lunch we should do that on damaris's tic-tok live stream yeah is you laying on this on your side like that yeah getting the colonoscopy yeah we can live stream that nervous for it no it's good yeah you need it you don't eat shit huh you don't eat nothing but that don't need anything sometimes it could just be it'd be a little cancery in there. Oh my God. Colon cancer is a thing, DeMaris. I know, but like,

especially for men his age. It's actually been tearing people up. All right, well, my age. You could eat very healthy and still get colon cancer. It could be hereditary. You can eat the healthiest food. There's toxins in this shit. Listen, man, Tylenol.

Who knows at this point? Tylenol's making everybody autistic. So if you got a headache, you got to just deal with it, baby, dear. Either that or you're going to be, you're going to wake up a little or tea. You either want a headache off the spectrum or you want to feel good on the spectrum or you wake up on the spectrum or you wake up on the spectrum. It's totally up to you. Take Tylenol at your own precaution.

And now it makes total sense to me because I just have a high tolerance. So I would always take three of the extra strength. It would say two on the bottle, but I know me. That makes so much sense now. I get it. No, now I see you. Now I understand like why. I just be popping Tylenol.

I understand. I understand why. I'd be like, what's wrong with Roy? I get it. Tylenol, he abuses Tylenol. While I appreciate, no matter what administration it is, trying to go down on big pharma and figure out what the fuck is going on. Tylenol is one thing.

There's a fentanyl problem going on. Why can't RFK just stand and be like, hey, fentanyl? Did y'all see that escort, I think they found that killed three people? Which one? That happens on the video. No, it's like on the cover of the Daily News, I think, today. Like, she killed three people with fentanyl. That's insane.

Yeah, that's that's from hell. From hell's kitchen or from like. Josh is so funny. She killed three people, uh, with fentanyl. Y'all keep messing with these escorts, man. Well, I was telling you guys, the people I know that do drugs, their dealers are putting a little fent in there just to make them crackheads. Oh, no, it's fentno.

And like people are, like people have gotten real good at just finding out exactly how much Fent is going to kill somebody and how much isn't. Everyone's become chemists in that world. Yeah, that's... Don't act like an escort won't know the exact amount of fent. No, she won't leave a trace, but you're going to die. No, she won't.

Sprink a little in that Coke, you'll never see it. But that's scary, though, to think that, you know what I'm saying? People are out here dating women and women are, you know, you think you date, date, all drugging them and things like that. And it's like, no, you're killing people. Don't let my dad see this article because he'll go, back in my day, we killed the hooker. The hooker didn't kill us. Yo. This world's going to shit.

It was the prospect. two dead die, not the John. Yo. I mean, well, rest and peace to everyone involved. Oh, this was actually in New York City. I see, Rikers Island. Did it. Got three off in one day? I don't know if it's one day.

Oh, that's a fetish. Like, I don't know if she killed three people one day. But that's, see, to me, that's like running off on the plug. That's why I used to hate that song. Like, now you hustling backwards. Why are you killing the work? No, she probably didn't mean to kill me. She didn't. I doubt highly she murdered them.

Yeah, she didn't need to, but she just, again, you give them somebody. bills and yeah it's like yeah but if you're again i've i've never been in this situation but wouldn't you bring your own coke not i mean not all the time sometimes the the you know the the prostitute of like oh i have some you know coke or yeah whatever and the john is probably like oh i bet like we ain't got to go get it you already got it kind of like the condom it's like okay right but she opens the like the pack no yeah you got to watch she doesn't have no you got to watch her open the condom you got to watch her oh imagine a hooker just sitting there with a condom it's like out the pack already. Like, yo, I got it right here. Unrolled.

Unrolled. Like, no, no, no, let me see you open. That don't mean, just because you unopening it, you can poke it with a fucking tack or a bobby pin before you open it and put a hole in it. That don't need shit. No, I'm not even going down that route. I don't think every sex worker is trying to get whatever guy that randomly walks in, you know, get me pregnant. I don't think they're thinking that. But that's just odd to just have the condom already out. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it would raise a red flag. I wouldn't think you poked a hole in it.

I would just think why do you have it in your hand already? Can I see you open it? Do you think that every woman has thought about selling like sex at least once or twice in their lifetime? We've had this combo, but I don't think every woman, no. I think many women, yes. Many good women, I'm sure. Have you ever thought about it? Have I ever thought about doing it?

Have I ever had the thoughts? Sure. Have I ever really considered it? No. What is the thought though? Like the thought is like every time the rent comes like, God, damn why I couldn't just be a bitch that sell pussy. Every 29th of the month, I think that.

Would I ever consider doing it? No. There's a lot of thoughts I have that would never even think about putting into action, but it crossed my mind. But it crossed your mind for sure. It definitely crossed my mind. It exists somewhere in here, but it's never going to be selling sex? No, I'm just saying thoughts in general.

Like, I've had thoughts that have just entered my mind. It doesn't mean I'm going to act on them. Every 29th of the month. But like, how humbling is it, though? Like, if you were trying to sell sex, like. And nobody bought it? Yeah. Like if your price was too high,

niggas was like... Was it clocking that day? Yeah. If you set the bar like, yo, $1,500. And then you got to lower it? And then he negotiated down to $400. I'm not built for that life.

That's... I could never... I'm not built for that life. Yo, setting the bar $1,500. And then the John sitting in the car like, yo, I got $400 for you. Like, what you're going to do? Demaris, don't start talking to some of our sex worker friends

because some of her friends that I've... I've asked what the price is just because I'm curious. I'm just one of those people. people. I'm like, wait, that girl getting that much money to have sex? Some of my home girls could be eating out here. Nah, not everybody. I would not fuck with somebody else's dick is getting $750,000 just for 30 minutes. I'm like, yo, what?

My price was my home boy that buys pussy. I told him to put a price on me one time and he put a price on me. I was like, oh. What was the price? What was the number? I will not say that. What? Because in case I ever In case it has to happen Remember when Dane got mad about the S-Carter sneaker?

He said, yo, we put us We put $60 on the sneaker. Now the brand is $60. It's over forever. Your number is your number. Now it's the number. No, but I'm just want to know like what her homeboy said, though. Like, yo, like, yo.

He wasn't, he was, it was high because then he started showing me some of the pussy that he had bought and I was like, oh, yeah. Actually, you low-balled me. The girl I know it's $1,000 respectfully. won't put a number on you, but if she getting $1,000, you'd quit podcasting.

For sure. For sure. She turned over like five people in one night for $1,000. I'm like, you know, five people tried to hit that for $1,000? Oh, I wish every girl could like strip for like one night just to see how much money they would make. They do it on their birthday. What you mean?

They're not, everybody not showing a hole on their birthday rule. I didn't say showing a hole is crazy. What I'm saying? Like jumping on a phone on New York. You can't even show hole in New York. So I don't go to the strip. I want to see Hold when I go to the strip club. You got to go to the back room where they offer you the cocaine.

No, but I'm just saying if I'm going to a strip club, I don't want to see what. We definitely could have seen Hull when me and Rory had that private room. You can fuck in that private room. Allegedly, according to Eric Adams. Allegedly. Eric Adams. Yeah. He would approve.

Like, yes, no, you just go back there and do what you need to do. Absolutely. Go back there and do what you want for your birthday. Who do I want for my birthday? Yeah. Like, what are we doing? I don't know. I mean, I'm not doing shit.

But what do I want? You see how he cut Rory off so quick. I mean, I ain't doing shit. We don't want to do nothing with you, Ma. We just don't know what I'm saying. I don't have, literally I have no plans. No, I don't, I don't know. I don't know if it's anything I want.

Maybe like this, I was looking at this, just like this new, this new sofa set that I think I want. You got to go on TikTok Live again. Yeah, I'm at that point. I'm looking like interior deck. I'm like, yo, that's, I need, that's hard. I need that. That's the type of shit I'm on now.

Like, I need that new sofa. Do you have somebody in mind that would like maybe buy it for you? Oh, yeah. I got a few people. that would buy it for me. Okay. Yeah. How do you go about that as a man asking for a gift?

Women do it with impunity, like on a regular day. Yeah, they ask you for a gift. So you ask them how their day is going. Yeah. They buy nothing. I just need this car. Yeah. But?

Like, what? I just asked how your day was going. I didn't ask you if you needed a car. But yeah, no, I got some women that might, like, buy me a sofa. Okay. Yeah. I got a lot of women. Can we hold them accountable for it?

Like, can we follow up in like a week or two? Oh, no. I'm not. I'm not. Like, maybe I face time. I'm not throwing them out. No, no, no. See, that's what you like to do.

No, no, no, no. You like to go. The owner and everything. I'm not asking none of my female friends to buy me anything. I'm just saying I would. Like, I'm looking at a new sofa. I feel like this birthday should be the first one that, anyone that texts you happy birthday,

you can say, well, where's my gift? See, you. I fell in, I just think we should reverse it for once. You want to be a woman so bad. We can't do that. We don't have the luxury doing that, Roe. I think we can't act like women, bro.

There's some men that act like women, and that's okay. We, you and I cannot do that. We don't have the... No, I'm asking you to do it. No, no, no, no. I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm just happy to have another birthday.

See another year. That's it. I'm simple. Okay. I'm in my simple phase. Tell twin I say happy birthday. I will do. We'll do.

Yeah. What are you getting... Do you get your sister or something for a birthday? How does, like, the twin dynamic work with birthdays? Because obviously it's more important to women. So, like, did she always overshadow your birthday? Nah, it was never like an overshadow. I'm not saying when you guys were kids, but like, once you guys got older.

No, she, She likes to do stuff for her birthday. I really don't care. And she's at this thing. She has this thing where she like wants to do stuff with me. Like I'm like, we don't have to. We don't have to. We don't have to spend every birthday together.

Like that's, we don't have to do that. You guys spent your first one together for sure. Well, we spent more than our first one together. But I'm just saying like now is it's like we don't have to hang out and do something together. Like we don't have to do a dinner together. Like we don't think that's kind of cool. No, it is. But we don't have to is what I'm saying.

If you want to do that, if it happens, cool. but she'd be like wanting it to happen. I'm like, yo, I don't, I'm just somebody that doesn't care to celebrate my birthday. Like, I don't. What's the brother dynamic in that regard? Because, again, I'm an only child. I always want to, like, know these certain things. Like, do all your brothers get excited for your birthday?

Like, yo, we got to go do something? Nah. We got a party bus to AC. Hell no. Party bus to A. Fuck, no. Party bus. Man, somebody can give me a party bus for my birthday.

We are no longer friends. Like, we never speaking of me. I want to put them all out of party bus. That would be so funny. That is totally. And the AC, which is like four hours with traffic. You party for the first hour and then everyone's like, all right, man, what are we doing right now? The first time he was on a party bus, which was years ago, it was kind of cool.

But, like, a party bus might be worse than going on like a cruise. It's up there. It's a mini cruise. We know you want a boat, like a boat ride, like a party on a boat. That's the worst shit in the world to me. Like, we got to just sit in the middle of the fucking Hudson River until 2.30 in the morning. Like, what if I want to get off now? Like, I've been here since 11 o'clock.

Like, I'm over it. Party bus is second underneath a boat. party. That's the worst shit up, going on a boat ride for your birthday. Like, I don't know how people still do that. We used to do a Kappa Cruz, which a lot of chapters do. But we would do it in the Hudson. And one of my Nios... What is a Kappa Cruz? It's a, it's like a party book. Like just the Kappas? No, I mean, like people are invited. Like, you buy tickets. But y'all throw the, y'all throw the boat. It's not like it's just a, just the fellas on the boat. That's a different type. That's crazy. That's called the banana boat. That's a thing.

What's that a Pima Good & Jr movie when he goes on the gay cruise? It's not that. Oh, damn, I forgot the name of it. So, you know, you throw the party and people buy tickets, guys that aren't in frats, but women, it's a good time. Okay. My man, when we docked, fell, he slipped on the fucking ramp going down and fell into the Hudson. But not the Hudson where, like, things, trash could kind of, like, maybe disperse. I'm talking about the dock.

Like, where all the filth from the Hudson just ends up. In between the boat and a dock, you felt? And just, was just sitting there treading water. That's scary. That's scary as fuck. Falling between a boat and a dock. And he wasn't like, if he was drunk, I mean, we all would have, like, tried to save him. He was sober, so we all just laughed.

And they threw him a fucking little floaty thing. That is wow. Fell right, like loafers, suit. You ever been on a cruise? No. You've been on the cruise, mares? No. Peach?

You been on the cruise? What cruise would have? Pee's. Cruz did you go on? He said you want to school. Oh, that don't count, man. You was with the family? Oh, they forgot you on the island, Peach?

That's awful. This was, is this Home Alone 5? This is where they were eventually going to go. You got left on the island. The tropical version of Home Alone. Peach doesn't have a mic, so we'll try to repeat, quickly. All right, so Peach, high school, went on a cruise with his family,

got left on the island. Did they not do a head count? Did they? Yeah, they go. Oh, yeah, yeah. If you don't make it back on the line. Like a juvenile? You're not alien.

They're not stopping that crew. It's hundreds of thousands of people in that crew. But wait, hold on. But what happened though? How did you get back with your family? How long? A little tugboat. Oh, a tugboat?

Oh, like a little boat for speedboat. He took a speedboat. Peas on a jet ski. The taxpayers of the Bahamas had to pay for peas and a tugboat to get back to the crew. I'm fucking crying. I know you were scared as fuck. I know you. You was drunk at 15?

Oh my God Pige is a fucking He needs help If I was on a cruise at 15 I'd probably be drunk Aren't we supposed We going on a cruise As a family

Are we going? Did you ever get that confirmed? I did I didn't think y'all wanted to go Rory I sat up there And told you that I wanted to go Mad times I had a whole conversation

With you about it Just say you wanted to go on Off Mike Because there's Negotiations happening At this very moment Oh okay My bad

I actually currently Blur it Filling out the information now Oh okay My bad Yeah see Now you're trying to splash What we're trying to do right here

Okay continue um well yes all right so cruise for your birthday then i don't know man it's not too late i kind of want to do the alaska cruise like i want to not that that new that new ritz carton cruise look crazy though yeah but it's too it's way too much we were looking it up it's way too much money that shit looked like that might be the cruise to go on though that rich carton that might be the cruise to go to like alaska and shit or just to the tropic who wants to go to alaska you guys haven't seen maybe it's just the white and me you guys haven't seen those those cruise that go up to like the glaciers and shit

that she looks beautiful. I want to go to the, let's go to the islands, bro. Just take a fucking plane. Why do you take a cruise to that shit? Who wants to take a boat to fucking Alaska? Who wants to do a cruise in the tropics? Just fly to that island and have a blast.

Don't be trapped on that shit. You want to be cold on the cruise. You think I want to take a plane to... Listen, I know you don't do well in the sun, but we're not going to Alaska on a cruise, bro. First of all, depending on how the sun hits the glaciers, it can be very detrimental to the skin.

Jesus, please. The UV rays? No, you have to understand. Like, when I be around like a lot of snow, sometimes when the sun hits the snow, I have to wear sunscreen because it hits a little crazy. I don't think cruises make any sense when you go to the islands because you could just go to the islands and have fun.

I don't want to be on a boat. Yeah, but you go to the island, you dock, you get off the boat, and go to the, you know. And go to walk around St. John and get the same little trinkets I got, St. Thomas. Like, what am I talking? No, I'd rather just go to that island and explore. Take the cruise to Alaska and then what? Get out and fucking...

You don't get out. You fucking go around the glaciers that you could never see. Fucking, uh, take a left to Russia real quick. Do a little you turn. Oh, hell no. Nobody ain't doing that. Oh, hell, hell, no. Can you Google, like, Alaska Cruise with images?

Look, that doesn't look beautiful to you? Not enough. You don't want to be on like your inner Titanic? Right. First of all, sometimes it's warm in Alaska, by the way. Okay. Sometimes just, that's such a white thing to say. Sometimes it's warm.

Like, I don't want to just fly to Juno or what the fuck it's called. That does look pretty, though. Yeah, like that wouldn't be fun to you? To me, that would be a reason to take a cruise. That doesn't look fun, no. Because a cruise looks like hell, period. So if I'm going to endure a cruise, I would endure it for the sun. Not enduring it to see ice.

No matter how beautiful to ice is. Just fly to the Bahamas. Okay. Just fly to Alaska. No, I'm not going to Anchorage to, like, I'm not doing that. But you're telling. Now I'm just sitting in Anchorage, Alaska. Yeah.

No, take me to the fucking the Ice Age shit where it looks pretty and then go back to America. I'm aware that Alaska's America. Yeah, I might, I ain't go long. I might do a cruise, though. Just to experience it. Like, just to see what it is. Yeah, I've never been on one either. Never thought about it, never really wanted to, but I might just do it just to experience it.

I'm actually shocked based off what happened with the guys that went down to the Titanic and never returned. How come they don't do that, like that route anymore? You don't think that would be like a tourist attraction? Like let me go from Liverpool to New York. No. They're going to do that? Yeah. Come on.

That's just a lay up for tourists. You can't wait for that, right? I wouldn't do that. But I can see like history buffs to do that route in the version of the 2025 Titanic. Like it looks like the Titanic. You have to dress like that. You don't think the people that have the same brain as ComicCon wouldn't want to do the Titanic voyage. Those are the exact people that would want to do.

That's what I'm saying. Anybody that goes to ComicCon and dresses up? Like, copyright this. The fact that this is not existed is insane to me. Like, if I dress up as Jack, there's a thousand roses on there. Titanic 2 is launching in June 2027. See, I'm ahead of my time. Okay.

All right, well, good luck. Next two, you got two years. Clive Palmer and me are on the same wavelength. You think I got that you're in the same class system. Same class system is crazy. Oh, damn. Now we're going to be down in the fucking. You know the class system that was on the original Titanic?

Yes. No, but you got to understand. that niggas in the bottom of the boat. That is wild. Same classes. They let you know, like, yeah, same shit. All you broke niggas go to the bottom of the boat. But you know like the weird cosplay brain that it would take for this.

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All right, well, summer's officially over. What songs is the summer of the summer, baby, Dee? We need it. I don't know. According to you, according to you, you've been outside a little bit to summer. You did some traveling, you had took a vacation. What was your song of the summer to you? Not what?

It was, I told you, it was the damn, the song was Shinsia. Shinsia. Shia. That, what song is that? God bless her. Was it shake it to the max. Shake it to the max.

It's the song, it's the song. She's the song, my summer. You all right? Huh? You okay. I was thinking about the Titanic. Okay. You niggas is rock since we, since zero zero zero on the fucking clock,

you know, but yeah, Shake It to the Max was the song. That's the song I heard the most in parties this year. Shake it to the Max. I got nothing. I wouldn't even know. Okay. Young M.A. Ooh, that's how far back I'm the last time I cared about the song in summer.

I thought you're saying Young & May put out a song or something. I didn't even know that. Yeah, no, I don't know. I think it's between that, shake it to the max. I think somebody loves me, Drake Party. Okay. No Kia would have to be. Sure.

That, the Chris Brown, Bryce and Tilly, that came out towards the end, but midsummer. Yeah, I don't even. That might be song in the fall. That's still catching, I think. No, but it was big, though. the summer out there? Because Chris was on tour this summer.

But the way like Nokia that one. Nokia and somebody loves me and probably shake it to the max to me would be the song when I looked up Shake it to the Max

I mean when I looked up song of the summer 2025 it says top contenders it named three songs that are not hip hop songs that's billboard though

that's just number wise yeah but I know but a bar song by Shibuzi is on there and then Shake it to the Max Shake it to the Max is the only song that we recognize

that's on here Spotify's top five songs of the summer Shake it to the Mac is number three and only two pop songs beat it that's i i feel like that would be it like internationally that would be it no that was definitely a big record though for sure that was yeah uh i mean we could read a i's version and really piss them all off a song in the summer for 2025 and hip hop is still emerging even though it's september 25th kentric lamar not like us is a strong contender as

his bad bunny uh leangelo ball tweakers also gaining traction that had to be last summer i typed i'm Going off AI. There's no way that's 20. Yeah, I'm like that they, AI'd be wrong a lot. What? No way. There's no way.

That's how Michael Jackson sits in the studio. Remember y'all try to tell me that record was dope? The Langello Ball record? It was. It is. It is. It was. It was.

It was not. Cut it out. At a time, it was a cool record. Shit was trash. Where is, like, what did they do with Leangel Ball? Exactly. But the song is hot. It's dope.

There's been plenty of artists that have had a cool song. I like Mims. This is why I'm hot. Nah. The song was trash. You're saying this is why I'm hot was trash? No, no, no. The Leangelo Ball record.

Ready to fight you. The Leangelo Boller shit was trash. I'm asking what happened with them doing anything with him. Because that Glowellorilla shit fell flat on its face. Yeah. Did they just give up on? What do we think? He's not a real artist, man.

I agree. Yeah. So that's what happened. No, you're trying to do a victory lap when we were saying we liked the song. We went about to say that he was the next future. We just like it. the song. We said that glow roller shit was ass. You never played that song. We played it in front of you all the time. It was fun. I got videos in the car singing it with my own girls. You know, that that record

had a had a moment, but it was a moment. They just didn't do anything with it. Stop falling for the moments. I find falling for the moment though, because that I'm not falling for the moment. I like the song for the moment. I'm not falling like thinking that this guy is going to be. The next fucking Drake or Hingek Lamar, I just like me and I just like that song. If I never heard from him again, I wouldn't care. If he ended up being Kendrick Lamar, I wouldn't care. Like, I just like the song at the moment. Y'all do a lot of it, though.

You like a lot of songs for the moment and then like the song end up. Y'all never speak about the song after like a week. There's a term for it, one hit wonder. We've done that since the existence of music. I'm not talking about a one hit wonder. We know a lot of hit one hit wonders, but I'm just saying like, y'all do that a lot. Y'all hear a song like, nah, this is dope.

And then it's like, yeah, but y'all never play it. I never. How do you know we never played? Because I played Tweaker for a good three months. Yeah, Tweaker played in the car. Nobody played Twinker for three months. Okay. For three months?

Yeah. Tweaker played outside for three months. For show. For shit show. It went to Thanksgiving. It went to NBA fucking All-Star weekend. It played. Like they wouldn't have kept doing that if it was going.

It went to NBA. Yeah. Over the Russell. He deserved it more. I wish that. Not to be the dead horse. I wish that Cardi would have dropped earlier in the summer because that Ur-time remix, she just dropped with Lotto.

Yeah, I'd have been shaking ass to that for sure. But you shake ass to anything. You don't care. That's not true. As long as it's a baseline, you're shaking ass. Yeah, but the level of shake, you know? Now that the dust has cleared a bit, it's Thursday now. We've had almost seven days.

How do you feel about the reaction to Cardi's album? Other people's reactions? Yeah, just in general. Everybody I see either loves it or hates it. It's either one or the other. Okay. It's not a bad album, though. Like, it's a couple of records on there that I fuck with.

Like, I don't, I was hoping that it was a decent album. And it is a decent album. There's enough good records on there that you can go back to and listen to. So I'm not mad at what they did with this project. Yeah. I think Roy's talking about perception-wise, though. Yeah, definitely perception. I've saw more gray area.

of like it's cool is what I've seen. But again, you can never guess with your algorithms. Yeah, algorithm, yeah. I think based off the perception of the platinum shit, whatever, but she's about to sell, what, 200K, first week, which is incredible. I think the perception is there for her. I think she delivered for what she needed to do for her second album, based off everything that we've said,

who was worried. I think a weekend, we can at least say, they got it right. Delivered the first week. I'm curious to see where it goes after this. She's still promoting it, which I think is great. even making moments of her BBL stinking, which was hilarious. Oh, okay, okay.

Yes. You didn't see that interview? No, I can't catch. She's been everywhere. I can't catch everything. I forgot who she was talking to, but they said, what's the craziest rumor that you ever heard? She said that my BBL stink. And then she was like, I could see if there was like another gaping hole or whatever, but like, just because it's bigger doesn't mean I don't know how to wipe my ass.

I never understood when they said your BBL Sten. What does that mean? Like your BBL sting? Well, there's a there's a running kind of joke narrative that when your ass is really, really big, it stinks. Like girls with big asses sting. Like, it's more ass, so it's more funk. I know girls with no ass that stink.

Yeah. Yeah. I know, well, but that is the running. Yeah, I guess it's just saying there's more skin and friction going on at the time. Oh, stop saying BBL. just say her butt stink. BBL, I'm thinking like she has surgery and like her wounds are not healed and it's like, you know, it's like it's leaking fucking pus and that's what I'm thinking when you said have BBL's

thing. I'm like, damn, she didn't heal up. Okay, I mean, let me try to bring what I think would be logic into the entire thing. Yes, women with small asses if they don't have to clean their ass can stink. Yeah, it's not the sound of the ass. But maybe you go from a small ass to a big ass, you don't not properly clean your big ass because you're used to just cleaning a small portion between your cheeks. Now you have more ground to cover and you're not used to like maybe you need the lufa with

the stick instead of just the regular lufa. Maybe that's what they're getting at. You know how to clean your new ass. Okay. So they were saying that Cardi's BBL stinks. Okay, got it. Well, I'm glad she heard that rumor and addressed it and laughed at it. Were you guys on Twitter the day that that girl had shamed all of us for only using deodorant?

on our underarms and she was like you bitches don't put deodorant between your butt cheeks and all of the timeline was like Well there is There is some people

They was taking photos of deodorant sticks Like No but there is some people That would do that Like in the crevices They'll just swipe There is all body deodorant Yeah there's all body deodorant

There's also dusting powder Which is baby powder Which is what our grandmother is in What I grew up using Because my grandmother ain't played at Anywhere that your body sweat you put baby powder on. Yeah.

But then we had stopped using it because the talk and the baby powder was giving us fucking cancer. But now they've taken it out. Everything gives us cancer. Yeah. But now, but it was really bad, especially for black women because we were powdering like our vaginas. It was leading the cervical cancer, ovarity cancer, all of that stuff.

Powdering the vaginas. Powdering like, yeah, your pubic area. Your pubic. Like by your groin? Yeah. And like anywhere where the hair grows, like that area tends to get sweaty sometimes. So we would powder it. But it was caused.

us to have cancer. But now they've taken the cancer causing ingredients allegedly out of powder. So women are back to doing it. Yeah, the way black women use baby powder is the way old white men would you go bond. Go bond. They with goobon. My pop's to this day throw go bonn everywhere. Like, he looks

like LeBron James leaving the fucking bathroom. Just goobon everywhere. I'm like, yo, I'm telling you, that's not how old you're not. I've never a fan of baby powder, though. Like, I was never really a fan of baby powder. I was never a fan of Gobon. Yeah, I just, I never was like, I don't know. It's never sort of the use of it.

How do we even get down this, this, oh, stinky BBO. BBO, see? Well, yeah, I think Cardi has done a great job. I hope they do a proper video again

for the Janet Jackson thing, but of course, Nikki stepped right in. Oh, yeah. She couldn't let Cardi have any type of time. And announced a date in March, which is cool. I'm fine.

I like when people don't, when people don't do the fucking week of rollouts, especially superstars. I think it's cool to announce your album, 32726. It's just like a convenient week. That's all I'm saying. Okay. That's a wild time doing that.

That's a wild time. That's a hell of a lead time. We talk about six months out? I'm here to get killed by the bars. You know, Nikki is crazy. Yo, Nikki is fucking crazy. Here to get killed by the barbs today. Back to, uh, sometimes I wish Nikki moved like the superstar that she was,

repeating myself once again. You don't need to do this. Even though Cardi is having a great week, Cardi has delivered, she's doing great. Why do you, now you're making her your peer, rather than someone

that you have claimed is below you, which I can say, because I think Nikki Minaj is the greatest female rapper of all time. Accolades, skill, everything. Why do you need to announce this the week of Cardi shit? Because now you're putting her

at an equal playing field that you're trying to step on something when you don't need to do that. Yeah. You're Nikki. Yeah. Announced this shit in three weeks, four weeks. Announce the shit in January.

Now Cardi is right. If she would have tanked and you would have done this out of it and like, all right, that's petty. I'd laugh. But now that Cardi's actually having a good week and delivered, you look even crazier doing this to me. I mean, Petty is petty.

Whatever. Listen, I understand what you're saying. I get it. And we understand the whole thing between Nikki and Cardi. Like, we know this is a thing. But it's a thing. But it's not like, it's not that bad of a thing to do, though. Like I get it.

We understand the pettiness behind it, but it's like, it's just a date with a CD emoji. Like, it's just a date. She didn't say anything. She just put a date. Like, you know what I'm saying? That's all. Yeah. But we get the pettiness because we know.

It could be the day the UFOs come. We know the history behind it, but it's just like, it's petty. It's, it's definitely a, it's definitely a little. I just think it, it certifies Cardi even more. What do you mean? you got Nikki reacting about an album she's going to put out at the end of March in 26 it's September of 2025 and just putting a date just because yeah it's just a date and I know again this is why she told me to stick a broomstick up my ass cool I'm still sitting

I'm still sitting on business did you ever stick the broomstick I did not okay but I just I don't know I just think Nikki is is God tear And sometimes Cardi A list incredible, but she's still proving herself. She's on her second album. She's still proving herself. Why are you even

addressing this? But she, nah, she don't do that. She's not addressing anything. Yes, she is. She literally just posted a date. That's not addressing anything.

She was going to tweet that no matter what, right? I don't, I'm not saying. That's not, that's not. That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying she's not addressing anything. All she did was post a date. If they want to rap back and

forth, I don't think it matters the tier of rappers when it comes to battling. That's cool. Whatever. But when it comes to this type of thing, yes, save it for your raps. Like, why are you even She didn't say, she didn't say anything, though. It's just a date. Okay. You making it seem like she said something and she, she posted a date and probably logged off after that. Let's all, let's all just play dumb. No, I'm just saying. No, I'm recognizing the pettiness behind it. Even Grock didn't agree. No, no, listen, I'm, I'm recognizing the petty energy behind it. Like, Here we scroll down what Grock thought it meant. Based on fan and reactions, the media report,

Sting Manage posts 327-26, appears to tease a new album released. It sparked excitement with many speculating our next project after Pink Friday 2. So cool, we can agree that this is an album probably. So why this week? No, listen, I'm giving you that it's petty energy behind you. On the vision board all year.

But you're saying, you're saying she's feeding into this and all of this things. I am saying that. No, no. She's, no. Confidently behind a mic right now. Petty energy, 100%. But I'm not mad at that though. That's, that's, it's supposed to, like, this is what we, that's like, now, if she went on there and she was shitting on Cardi's album and all these other, then it's like, damn, you ain't got to do all of that.

Well, like, just releasing a date for her next album. You know, it's like, okay, that's it. We understand the pettiness behind it, but it's like she's not saying anything else. She just posted a date, and that was it. But Nikki's career doesn't tick because of Cardi Beach. Of course it doesn't. So why even? Nor is because we know the nature of, you know, these two artists.

Well, that too. But we know the nature of these two artists and, you know, we understand the optics and things like that. But I'm not mad at this type of shit, though. This is like, this can be good. This can be a good, like thing. It's not negative. It's not like, you know, Nikki is not, you know, going off on a rant and shitting on anybody.

It's just a date for an album release. And that's it. Like, that's good. I think that type of energy is okay. because we all know what it is. Like, oh shit, Cardi's album just dropping. She's letting us know what her next album dropping. We understand that optic of it, but it's not a negative thing.

It doesn't have to be a negative thing. To me, it's similar to when your man's told the proud boys, stand down but stand by. She just wanted to get all the barbs on the internet to just get in a fucking frenzy while all this Cardi love was happening. She wanted to turn the algorithms just by simply tweeting that day. Maybe.

She wanted to get all the bars with all their pitchforks ready to fucking go. Yo, Cardi's getting some love. I'm going to tweet this just to activate y'all. That's all that was. But I think they was activated without that, though. I think she probably just threw a dart at a calendar. And we was like, that's the day. I don't think it was 327.26.

That's when we're dropping it. Went like that and was like, tweet that. Is that even a Friday? Yeah, it's Pink Friday. Fair. There you go. See, you didn't even know it was pink Friday. Friday. So Gunna and Offset have a

collab album? Allegedly. They announced it. Do we want that? I don't know. Maybe. They make good music. They make good music. Do you think this has to do with our theory before of everyone picking sides from down to the thug shit to the QC shit? I found that very specific of those two. Yes.

Also based off with Offset and Cuevo and everything. Yeah. This felt like sides have been picked in Atlanta. And when they ended up on this side, they was like, all right, we might as well, might as well do an album together then. My thing is... But listen, after Gunner's last two albums, Offset had a crazy single this year. Yeah, but this project did okay. Let's ask the question.

This looks better than I think for most of Atlanta. If anyone's clowning this, these two have had a very good year. As compared to the other side that's standing on quote-unquote business. All right, but why not? Let's just ask the question that's in our face. What's up with Offset and Quayvarez? What about it? Like, what's up with them?

Clearly, they're not fucking with each other. Yeah. That's been, but that was, I think they're like, kind of, they deaded the beef now, but they're not. Then I think they were arguing backstage, even after they dead it for, um, takeoffs, uh, Mario show, like, because this, okay, I'm not mad. Listen, Gunner's been putting out dope music. Offset has been putting out good music. Like, I mean, Cuevo, like, what's going on? Are they never making music together again?

Like, is it completely over for that? I think that's definitely over. I think they came together, even with the alleged arguments backstage for the takeoff Memorial show. I just, yeah, I think it's better. Because now, Cuavo can't do an album we're going to. You can't do like a collab album we're going to. But again, I think sides have been picked through other Atlanta politics behind the scenes

and they landed on, oh, this person doesn't fuck with you, this person has, oh, all the people we don't fuck with are the same. I don't think they're like friends, friends like that. I think they just all have common, I don't want to use the word enemies, but common friends that used to be friends, I guess. Music is in a weird place, man. What a gift to offset.

And I'm not trying to take anything away from offset. I want to make that very clear. But what a gift. Sometimes politics will put you in the right place. Because I don't think this is ever happening unless the politics happened. I don't think Gunner is sitting there going, can't wait to do an offset album in the place that Gunna is in right now. And again, Offset had an amazing single this year with JID. I think the project is

cool. It did okay. But where Gunna is at right now, this would be a gift. And I think he's doing it out of spite to what happened behind the scenes with politics and where Offset landed and where he landed. Now, I understand we could never replace takeoff, right? But if Quayvon, Offsett was in a better place for them to have an album with Gunner, we might get some crazy music out of that trio. But, I mean, it was takeoff in Cuevo that went the other way and did two projects together and left Offset over here. That wouldn't even happen. Yeah. Even if he was still alive.

Yeah. But Offset said he confirms that he speaks to Cuevo. So Offset and Cuevo. Speaks to him, but not making no music with him. Probably not, no. That is. But also, but I don't, I don't exactly blame them because no matter what they make, all people are going to talk about is take something's going to be missing. Takeoff is missing.

Like, you know what I'm saying? Even with Takeoff and Cuevo did their shit, people would say that offset is missing. You can't be a group of three and then now is just two of y'all and people don't hear the difference. Like, people hear. You know, I understand what you're saying, but I'm saying if Quavo and Offset was in a better place. Even if they were, it's sound like a-

I'm just saying. It's still, yeah. I see what Demers are saying. We're never ever trying to replace Take-on, rest of peace. You understand that. That's what it would feel, yeah. It would feel weird. It would feel like Amigos album that they replaced.

like takeoff. It would feel weird. Let's say let's say takeoff was still alive and Cuevo and takeoff continued their duo series and added gunna. It would be weird because it's like we'll take off right over here. So I get why that wouldn't happen. And also they had have fallen out and I'm sure I'm speculating, but I'm sure that they probably came back together based off the murder of their family member. I think they're still building their relationship back because they even had to speak again because of a tragedy. Yeah.

I don't know if they're just running to go making music again together. Like, no, we got cool because of this. We had to speak because of this. We weren't probably going to speak unless this happened and God rest our family member. We're speaking now.

You got to ease into that shit. That doesn't mean you can just out the gate start making music. And Cuevo's been doing his shit. Offset, obviously, just put a project out. I think this is an Atlanta politics thing more than anything. Well, I mean,

also, I'm sorry, Gunna and Offset have made music together before too. No, I know that. Yeah, I don't think, I think they would have. I just don't know if he was running to, like, do an offset album. He might not run to, I don't, I get what you're saying, but I can see this happening even if the Atlanta politics shit had never happened. Like, yes, just because Gunna doesn't need it, I think he might want to do it just because he wants to do it, him and Offset make the music together.

And they're friends, like. No, no, for sure. I just think after the last two albums of Gunna's success that the first thing in his mind, unless it was to prove a point to people behind the scenes, he wouldn't be doing this. Is Gunna the best artist out of Atlanta right now? Are you talking about, like, my personal opinion or, like, checking whole boxes? I mean, I would put Jid in my personal opinion, but if you were to take being objective, yes, Gunna would definitely be better.

You think Jid makes better music than Gunna? me personally, but being objective, yes, Gunna is the best artist out of Atlanta. I ain't gonna lie, 21 Savage Smoke, all them, niggas. Well, 21 has been... I'm not, cat. Been, when was the last 21? 21 is so crazy. You know I actually, like, really fuck with 21stages.

He's just not... I think he's about to start being active again, because he just released a song. 21 is someone that I'll stop what I'm doing to go listen to. Gunna, admittedly, is not. I'll listen to it because. it's we have a podcast and it's what everyone is talking about. 21, I'll stop what I'm doing to go listen to 21 Savage. Yeah. Do they have British rapper? That's what they identify 21 Savage? He is, though. He's not a British rapper, bro. Like, what are we talking about? He's British and he's a

rapper. You just found out 21 Savage was British three months ago. No, not three months ago, three years ago when we all found out together. He's not a British rapper. I mean, but he sort of is. No, he's not. I don't mean they're calling him. He shot in the UK too, like my favorite song of last year. Skepta is a British rapper. Just because he's,

Jigs is a British rapper. See, that's not fair. That's not fair. Jay Huss is a British rap. That's not fair. Just because they rap with their, they rap with an accent doesn't make them more British than 21 Savage. No.

I was joking around. 21 Savage is an Atlanta rapper. What the fucking do you? Of course he's an Atlanta rapper, but he is British. I can't believe that's even on that Wikipedia. He was born there and spent a lot of time there. Yeah, he is British.

Like, you can't like take that from. He is. He is not a British rapper, man. What are we talking about? I don't think they mean he's a British. They mean he's British and he's a rapper. He is. He's not an American rapper.

That is a fact. He's British. His passport does say the UK. Nick British. Like ain't nothing like. Y'all are fucking crazy. He moved to Atlanta at the age of seven. He's not a British.

rapper. What are we talking about? If you were born in Mexico, he's not a British rapper. If you were born in Mexico and you leave at six, you're still Mexican. Like it doesn't take away from you being Mexican. Okay. What do you consider J. Cole? What that's, we're talking about countries, not cities. What do you consider J. Cole? He's a North Carolina rapper. Can we pull up where J. Cole was born? Germany is some shit, right? Now, put the camera, put the camera on her face. I didn't know he was. He was Army base. He's American.

He was born at a U.S. Army base in the Frankfurt, West Germany. He was born on the Army base that means American. He was born. No, that does not be a U.S. Army base in Germany. Doesn't matter. Not a U.S. Army base in California.

A U.S. Army base in Germany. He's not German. He's a Frankfurt rapper. That's a Frank rapper right there. Yeah, go ahead, man. Defend that, baby. So Jay Cole is a German rapper? No.

100% of German rapper, but 21 Savage is a British rapper. Anyway. He now's anyway. I already explained me y'all. He was born on an Army base. He's American. Army base in Germany, though. It doesn't matter if you're born on the Army base.

American Army base, you're American. To two American parents. You're American. Meanwhile, that nigger had two British parents. His parents weren't American. They were British. And he was born. I think his mom was from the U.S.

His dad is from the U. Well, she moved there. So did all of us whites from Britain. We are British citizens. Yo, saying that 21 is a British rapper is hilarious, bro. That is crazy. But yeah, probably 21 is a, he's probably a better artist or, damn, I'm gonna have been putting out some good music, man.

My personal preference is 21. We're gonna and it's not even close. But, yeah, 21 is what would be my favorite. As far as that era of Atlanta rappers, 21 is, is by far my favorite. Rapper or artist? Artist. By far.

Okay. But I mean, Gunner, the last two albums superseded my expectations. He's been putting out a lot of good music, man. Gunner's been putting out a lot of... I was listening to his album other day, and I was like... Ah, shit was good. He came out of that whole Rico shit and he got right back to business in the studio.

Do we think Kim will do the same? Yeah, I think she'll continue to play. put out good skims. Yeah. After the re- Oh, another line. Yeah, yeah. I'm wearing skims

draws right now. Me too. Aren't they the best? My favorite. They're so good. This is not even an ad. Yeah. Skims' draws are so good.

Baby D. Comfortable. I don't have any draws. Somebody bought one of their bathing suits for me, and it fit me really, really well. Yeah, the Roberto Cavali collapse she did.

Yeah. For all the women out there that need to get their boyfriend of mediocre Christmas gift, birthday gift, get them a pack of skims. They'll appreciate it. Yeah,

I'm not to go on. line tonight. I said that when I put on my underwear this morning, I was just like, wow, these are... Unless Magwell didn't want to come back for an ad, then I'll switch my mind. Y'all want to do the skims and Nike collab, like that? Nike collab. Do they have it, like, for... Skims and Nike

is coming, yeah. For like workout gear? I think so, yeah. I'm sure it's fire. I'm sure it's fire. That's going to be crazy. That's going to be the most comfortable shit ever. What? Shams and Nike... Draws are the hardest thing to, like, really make amazing. So if they can do draws this way, I know athletic wear from men is going to be those would be the best fucking swishy pants of all time like i usually don't sleep with any like i usually sleep naked i can sleep with these skims on yep like you don't feel like you have anything on

breathable oh my god they surpass um the ralph lorenna silk joints like it's the best drawing silk sleeping is silk crazy no you know it's getting them one of those nights balls is sweaty mom spaghetti sleeping in silk is wow no not sleeping i'm just you know getting my sexist yeah that's definitely men's lingerie Bro, I tried to be sexy and get sat in sheet. Nah. And they had a sat down on. Boy, I was slipping and sliding like a steel around the end.

You slipped it to the kitchen? Let all the massage oil on fire. Yo. Bro, never to fuck again, bro. No, what sheets is not in. That's just for movies. Silk sheets is crazy. You don't need silk sheets.

Definitely don't. That shit is crazy. And then you know, like, you can't lotion up and then get on the bitches. Just a big ass oil. Yeah. You're going to feel like a fucking snack. wrap inside a fucking microwave you put on oil

you don't want to do that man yeah what's going out with Alia and Tate? Alia's dead like what do you know what's going on with Alia and Tate? There's rumors. There's rumors of dating.

Oh my God. I did see this. Alia earns her first adult R&B airplay number one yeah so a couple months ago a couple months ago Tank put out a record featuring a Leah called Gone.

It finally started to chart. And then he put out a statement saying, like, I never really agreed to the mix of this, the visual, anything, the fact that it's charting now, like, I'm not even with any of this. And I feel them. Because when I first heard it, as much as I think Tank is like one of the greatest vocalists of all time,

I thought he sounded weird on it. And then when I saw the video, I was like, this is awful. I'm glad Tank spoke up about this. So he says the Leah song, your hair feature myself, I did out of love for her. I had concerns, and I expressed them from the track to the vocals, to the mix,

and to the visual. I still went forward knowing I would at least be able to approve the final products. I haven't approved one thing you've heard or seen. I find out when you find out, me thinking people had changed was my mistake, and I own it. Alia deserves better. My silence would only imply that I support this, and I can no

longer. Yeah. I respect that. That's commendable. No, shout out to Tank for that. Because that record is not, it's not good. It's not tank's best. Yeah, but fuck the hood. never put that out like you just why if the artist if tank is not his hands are not on it he doesn't agree with it he's not finalizing anything why would you still go ahead and release money people don't want yeah but we got it like that shit is just what's disgusting what's so interesting

about this and i'd like to get more information alias catalog was one of the last of an artist of her stature that was on ds that was always a thing you can't find alia's music on there because her uncle controlled her estate. And then her music finally got on DSPs because it seemed like her uncle wasn't sitting there just trying to get a bag or anything. He felt like he was trying to at least help the legacy of what was going on.

Now I'm questioning everything because when I heard this record, I was like, all right, so you finally put this shit on DSPs because her fans want to hear the music. And then this is the next record? It sounded sloppy. I feel Tank. It was bad.

I didn't hear it. I didn't even know this was a thing. By Tank standards, you're going to think it's awful. It's not a bad song, but by tank standards, no. Yeah. The visual is weird. I hate posthumous records. I hate.

I'm not a fan of them either, though. If the artist wanted it out, they would have put it out. I don't know unless they're working on an album and then they die, right? Like, for example, Pop Smoke. Yeah, like, unfortunately, tragically, you die. and, you know, things like that. Yeah, but that to the moon, but he was working on it. Alea, you know, unfortunately left us 24 years ago.

Like, I don't think that any company should be trying to put out any Aaliyah vocals or songs without, you know, people's approval, especially if Tank is on a record and he didn't approve any of this. At least let Tank approve some of the music. Like, you know what I mean? Like, to just put that out is just totally disrespectful. And also, I mean, I think Tim is. in a really weird place right now, but I still feel like the only people

that should be involved with anything is Tim and Missy when it comes to Aliya, because I feel like they would know best what she would want at this point in her career. They had those conversations in the studio. But we can't really trust Tim. No, I agree. I think Tim is in a weird spot,

but those would be the two that sat with Alia towards the end of her career to what she probably wanted to do with the next five years, ten years would have been like not shit I love Tank but he was around though tank was definitely around for sure

but I still I feel like I could start at the nucleus of her last project before of who was there so I don't know it was just bad I didn't hear it it was up there with her

what channel was it that they did her not her biopic but yeah I guess her biopic VH1 No, I wasn't VH1. You guys remember when they did the Aaliyah story? Yeah. Lifetime, if I'm not myself.

Lifetime. Bad? Comically bad. Like to the point that this is like a spoof. This isn't even like real. That shit is so, that shit is so fucking scary. Like, to have no control over how your story is told. Like, just because people want to make money, people don't care about really telling your story.

Like, people just want to make money. What, I mean, there's been some good, you know, I can never pronounce the word. Look at, look at how they made Dame. Go to that bottom left, see the guy the white hat. That's Dane. This is the movie. It's so bad. That is so nasty.

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I started talking to this guy like Me and Summer or whatever. Caught him in a lie, red-handed. Like no if ands or buts about it. This nigga lied to me for like a month and a half, almost two months about getting a car wreck.

I went back and looked at the pictures he sent me. This nigga had Google search to pictures. It was worse in the bottom of the pictures. Bitch, I reversed. Emory search to fucking pictures. Them shit came up on Reddit 10 months ago.

Like this shit was crazy. I confronted him about the shit. This nigga gas lit. Just, I mean, try the gaslight me. I'm not fucking with it. I'm overly, like, done with this nigga, right? Do you know that this, we had a cruise plan for my birthday for October. Me, all my friends are going having a blast.

When he paid for the cruise and when you pay for it, you had to book the whole room for however many people in there. Do you know this nigga? Didn't even apologize, but want to hit me up. I'm like, well, if you're not fuck with me no more, can you just send me back half of the, the price for the cruise? Because he's not going to go. first of all, bitch-ass nigga, I was going to let you go.

I was going to ignore you the whole time, but I was still going to let you go. Weirdo. Now you don't talk to yourself about the fucking trip. Dweeb. I'm wrong, because I'm not giving him shit back. I'm not going to, I just can't even see it. I can't even see me reaching in my fucking person, giving the niggas. No, bro, it's not happening.

You volunteered to do that shit. I didn't ask you to pay for this shit. And you fucked up, you got called. And now you want me to send you some money? I ain't going to lie. I violated that, that nigga. I cussed him out real bad. So, I don't know.

What you think? I don't know what you think No you know You know You know You gotta eat that Yeah You have to eat that

You get caught in some shit like that You already said you was gonna pay You're not like You just gotta hold that Hold that hell Take that loss Gotta take that loss I think it would be crazier

To go on the cruise That's crazy to me Than asking for my money Yeah the fact She was willing to go on the cruise And just like know him on the cruise It's like In the same room no

Wow How is that even possible that would be a nightmare. Like, I'm in the room with a girl and she's not speaking to me. Like, we're not on a cruise. Again, I can't get off of this fucking boat and I can't go home.

Yeah. Yeah, nah. He got to eat that. If I was in my way, to me, that's, you know, you ain't got to be in no weird predicament with a girl that's not speaking to you. Y'all sleeping in the same room. It's a crew, so the room is only so big.

Got to sleep in the same bed. Like, yeah, no. I mean, I assume she would probably go sleep with one of her home girls in one of the other rooms. and just leave him beat. Well, yeah. That'd be crazy to just sleep in the same room as somebody you're not speaking to. On a cruise?

That's a cellmate. Yeah. Well, I mean, that is a cellmate. Yeah, me and my cellie be beating right now. You know what I'm saying? You stay up there, my nigga. Don't know what you brought back from the buffet, a nice, something. Yeah.

See, this is why cruises is crazy, man, because you just stuck with each other. I got to see you like upstairs by the pool. No, but that, all right, if something. happen at the cruise now you stuck with them you are volunteering to walk up that plank to get on that boat with that person yeah that's nuts yeah if i'm homie i'm taking that loss let her keep the money keep the ticket whatever she want to do with it i'm cool i'm done she's not wrong she's not wrong she's not wrong for what she did though cursing about she's not wrong and if you lied about something that means that you were beholden enough to her to have to lie

which means that like you shouldn't be acting indignant about getting caught in her not wanting to fuck with you no more. Like, you obviously cared enough about her to lie. So, no, you don't have to care about somebody a lot of them. To send fake photos of a fake car crash. Here's my thing. Where things don't add up and this could be a Zoom Zoom room thing. If you was dating a guy that you were going to go on a cruise with, you don't know what his car look like? You can know what his car can look like. It can be, he can Google image search his car and then car crash. Yeah, you can Google, like black Honda Accord. My bad.

That wouldn't even cross my mind. That's such a sick. That brain, that type of brain is crazy. Yeah, that type of brain. So he typed in his car. Yeah, crash. And just put crash in it. I'm thinking like she's never seen his car, so she doesn't know.

If it's fucked up enough, like, you can't even be able to tell. Okay, but then, like, what happens the next day when I pick you up in my car? But he, well, obviously he wouldn't because he lied there and told her he got in a car crash. So, yeah. All right. This is where this guy needs to, like, say. think the long-term plan of his lies. Because now I can't have this car forever.

Like, let's say she believes my lies and we get back on track and we're in a relationship. Now I can't have that car no more. You can't fix it. It got fixed? Yeah. Did he Google total? I'm sure he didn't say it was totaled.

Yeah. I think he did. He said it was wrecked. Like, his car was wrecked. Man, just say you had a car wreck and he was too rattled to take a photo. Yeah, don't. You can't commit all the way to the photo. Like, what are we doing?

You're not too rattled to take a photo because otherwise, how are you getting it? The first thing people do, do when they get in a car rash is take photos because you need it for insurance. You didn't not take a car. It's on the other person's phone. It's on another other phone. I'm about to be on another nigga phone. That's crazy.

That's wild. That response is good. I'm about to be on another nigga phone. Oh, man. A girl ever sent you a picture of herself, like a screenshot, and then like you look at the bottom and be other pictures and you see it like sucking dick? No, I have not. No, but.

Yeah, that happened to me before. Somebody I know did that one. time took a screenshot of a photo and it was like a hammer pick at the bottom of the shit and posted it on Facebook. That's hilarious. Wait, a girl? No. So he didn't see that before he put an upload?

No, it was at the bottom scrolly pictures. He was old. He's old man. He didn't see it. Oh, yeah. Once you say that, yeah, he's old then, yeah. Yeah. What were the Facebook comments like?

Grandpa. Grandpa. Exactly. Grandma take that Exactly that But I've definitely Every single picture a man sends me I save to make sure

It was taken at the time It was supposed to be taking it Me I had the metadata off my photos You don't know where I took my photo Or where time I took my photo How you take the metadata off? I ain't gonna help you cheat Wait, why does it mean I'm cheating?

Because that's what she doing That's what she's doing Wait, how does that land on cheating? That's what she doing She fucking she didn't She sent it pictures to multiple niggas That's what she's doing. You do it.

My dad of theft is the number one crime in the country right now. I can't, you can't teach me how to take my fucking metadata off. I'll show you. But yeah, before you send it, you could make sure that that's off. But yeah, I save every photo you send me. I'm going to save it and see where you took it and when you took it. Doesn't that take away from like the sexting portion of it? Like the lust and fun?

What do you mean the lust and the fun? Who said it was sexting? I'm talking about if you're out with a hammer pick on Facebook. I thought about that. I'm talking about you out with the bar at your homeboys. And I'm like, send me a picture of porn star martini. and you send me a picture, that bitch better say the time in the day of right now.

Oh. And if you don't, then what? Well, then I'm actually, well, damn, like, put a spoon next to it and take a picture now. FaceTime me. What are you doing? Oh, man. Cheating is so fun sometimes.

So fun. What if that guy transferred his ticket because he couldn't get his half back or didn't want to ask for it and transferred his ticket to his home girl back to the selly shit? and now she just with his big cousin. Two of them in that cruise room.

You lost me, worry. I don't know what the fuck he talked about. You're all right? They had two tickets. You took Tylenol? I did. A lot of it. Extra strength.

You took two talonels before you started. Took a lot of it. Full custody. I'm tired all the time. They have two tickets to a cruise in the same room, right? We talked about it being sellies, whatever, right? Okay. If you have a ticket, I don't know about cruises.

I feel like you can transfer a ticket on ticket master some type of thing. No, it's not, it's not, he transfers his ticket to his big cousin, his fighting girl cousin. A cruise is not a ticket. And she ends up in that, that cabin with the ex-girlfriend instead. And now, now is, it's, it doesn't work like that. Oh, Cruz, you have to have the ticket under your name. It's like a flight. I know, but you can't transfer it.

You can't transfer it right now. I can't transfer my flight to LATU. It's not a gun of concert ticket. Okay. Exactly. You're right? It's not the same. Lay off the Tylenol, man.

It's all good. This thing you're going to Tylenolianol-Wray. Wait, first of all, I transferred a ferry ticket before. for Cody and crazy. A ferry are you fucking kidding me? It's not the same thing. I'm not transferred that. It's not the same bro. My godfather just

transferred me a Giants ticket the other day. That's not the same as a fucking same thing. How the Giants doing this year? They still ask. Yeah. They're going to always be ass. Yanks though. Every year Yanks looking good. I mean, not good, but we're there. We're in. We exist.

We're fighting. We fucking hold it all, man. Should we do a playoff game? Yeah, why not? I'm good luck there. Yeah, let's go. Let's go to playoff game. What's the schedule? I know Pige, memorize that shit.

He said it's not officially out yet. All right. I'm down. I'm down to do a Yankee playoff game. It's been a years since I've been on a Yankee playoff game. We've got to support the troops, man. Absolutely. Do we have another voicemail or wrapping up?

What we doing? Yo, what up, Rory, this guy again. What's up, John's and Peach, too? A lot of niggas don't be saying hi to y'all, but I'm going to make sure I see what's up. But I was listening to the pod and I was listening to this nigger talk about how he wanted closure from his girl. You know what I'm saying? And like how to move on from that? I got someone like the opposite spectrum of that.

How do I stop talking? Like how do I move away from all these bitches? You know what I'm saying? I got a girl that I really like, I'm trying to lock in with her. But I just feel like everywhere I look, bro, it was just so many huds, bro. You know what I'm saying? It's so many shorties. And it'd be difficult, bro, because, like, I'd be wanting to get off Instagram, but, like, I also can't because, like, I DJ and stuff like that.

So I need to, like, you know what I'm saying, promote myself and stuff like that. Naturally. But at the same time, bro, it's just like everywhere I look, everywhere I go, it's just so many, you know what I'm saying, women. You know what I'm saying? I need to get myself control down because I don't, I don't be like cheating or nothing. But at the same time, it's just be like, dang, what if, though? know what I'm saying? Like, I'd be over here trying, like, lock in and be just so hurt. But, you know what I'm saying? I look to my side and...

I look to my side. Alex is over there just looking good as shit. You failed me. So help me in, you know what I'm saying? Tell me what I'm supposed to do. Give me a little bit of help for real. All right. Well, for the people that don't remember, because he did, like, drop some of his accent up until the end. This is the gentleman from Baltimore that has been calling in for years. of all his women troubles. He can't keep a girl. He's the man. Girls don't like him.

I love to hear this transition now that now he's the man. Now he's DJing. He can't keep the hose off him. Because before he couldn't find a girl to save his life. Right. He couldn't even get his mom and his sister to like fuck with him. He's had women problems forever. And now I think he's trying to pay it forward.

And now that he got low traction, he's going to run through his hose. Well, no, he doesn't want to. He's saying he wants to teach them a lesson. for all the bad they did to him. He wants to be faithful and, you know, he wants... He's saying that to you right now. That's not what I'm thinking of him. He said, he said he's not cheating.

He's like, but as you know, it's just hard because there's so many beautiful women. I mean, I don't know, man. When you young, I just... I can't blame him. I literally was on Twitter the other day and was, like, was scrolling and I was, I text my boyfriend, I say, yo, bro, how did, like, it's too many fine-ass women out here. Like, I don't know how y'all do it. Like, there's so many fine, it don't be that many fine niggas, so we don't have no problems.

It's so many beautiful women out here. It's easy. You just, like, tell yourself the truth that they don't want you. That's what you say yourself? Not real shit. You know what? No, it's like, it's like really easy. Like, I'll scroll through.

I'll be like, yo, there's so many bad. But she don't want me. It's like, what am I even tripping over? She would never even look at me. Stick to the one that wants you. But yeah, that's how easy it is. You can walk down the street and see a million bad bitches, but just be like, I know there's like one that likes me.

Yeah, but then when you see a beautiful. woman and then you finally see her like who she's dating you sometimes you be like all right man i got a shot i seen her man but i don't maybe he's charmed what that mean though what can you recognize in another nigga that you would be like oh she with him his watch baggie he shared with his man he got a big watch on like what him like that's who hitting that that was the first thing you went through a baggie watch digger and malls defense that would be kind of i'm just saying you just look at you like what like you never seen a woman that was gorgeous.

And then you finally, she introduced you to her, like her boyfriend and you like, he pulled her. Like, well, maybe he lost weight and it got loose and he got to get a titan.

No, that's not how that works. Well, you don't wear it until you take two links out of shit. How much weight did he lose? Like, that's not how that worked. Like,

not. But you just could tell sometimes you see beautiful women and you be like, word, that's her husband? No, that's her boyfriend.

Like, damn. Any woman dating a guy that took Ozempic, I feel like I'm a better candidate. Well, maybe he took a, health reasons. You date an unhealthy

nigga like I got a shot. I'd be juicing this shit like What that mean? Maybe I'm a healthy bitch That nigga ain't juicy. He's not juicing. Zemphic was actually for diabetes. Y'all just ran with it.

Yeah, like he has type one. Yeah. That's what I'm saying? You date a nigga with type one. Like come on. That's crazy. My mother has type one. You asshole.

Damn, I'm just saying like. Dame is type one. Yeah, I'm just saying. Like you date niggings with type one. Like, get your types up you got that's your type type type type type type stop you know day somebody type too is a little crazy all right everybody got they type I'm not you know it's just like I just look at shit and you date a man who pancreas don't work that's crazy he get dizzy

his pancreas can't even like if he'll process sugar what's wrong with him you got to keep snacks in case that nigga get dizzy like oh come man okay but what if he's what if he's kind what if he's nice what if he's amazing in bed what if he gives lesbian he can't be that amazing in bed just orange juice that's all they need like he about to pass out this nigga Dizzy, you're trying to ride this nigga. This nigga feel like he on the fucking room spending all god, this shit. Get this nigga a lollipop.

It's like, Kittats or orange juice. It's the best thing to give to a type one diabetic if they're having a little bloodshy. You know, man. But what if he has the pump? Maybe he got money, you got the pump. You got to pump that nigga up like some Reeboks to have sex?

Yo. Yo, come on, man. Okay, hold that. Let's, I need us to call him. What's so crazy is, I'm so happy you said that sentence before I was about to say I bought my mother a pump. And I'm so glad I'm so glad

I didn't say that before that sentence Oh man Yeah but baby do you break down somebody's boyfriend sometimes You look at them and be like yo I like him You've done that with some of your home girls They don't do that No

Yeah You've definitely done that's how Mara says no You've definitely done that some of your home girls I just be like you know I think you could What as long as the nigga is sweet to my home girl and generous, then I don't get fuck what he look like. If he's sweet to my home girl and generous, I don't look like. If you're a asshole, if you're an asshole and if stingy, then I'm going to start

so what you with that nigga for then for? And for real, because the ugly is fuck and his sneakers is leaning. That's a pink. But if he's tricking, if he's spending money on your girl. If he's generous and if he's sweet. Generous. Y'all like this is generous. If he's tricking.

I know because I don't let them talk to mean tricks. You're not going to be a trick and be mean. I don't want nobody being mean to my home girls. I don't give a fuck how much money you spend it. If you're sweet, that's the number one thing to me. I think my home girls deserve nice men. That's the most important to me. Yeah, but sometimes they don't settle for a nice one.

Y'all don't like nice man. I don't fuck with me, niggas. To me, you can be mean to anybody else. You ain't going to be mean to me, bitch. You bug out. You're the mean one. Yeah, exactly. It can't be two of us in this motherfucker.

It's just me. Two people on vacation that's mean each other is crazy. That's how you end up on that cruise. Like, imagine y'all in both of y'all are like just mean each other. Bitch, hurry up, the sun going down. What? You've seen the whole. couple at the resort.

Absolutely. Yeah. They never leave in You both develop into the mean person after 30 years of marriage. Never leave in each other. Never leave in each other. Nope.

Yeah, I don't have no advice for them though other than good luck, man. It's hard. It is. But if you got somebody that you really like and love and respect, it doesn't matter. Like, you just,

you don't want to cheat on somebody that you respect and that you, you know what I mean? That's like betraying a friend almost. You know what I'm saying? You don't want to do that. And knowing this gentleman's story

because he's called in a lot. We know his women problems. He found somebody that he cares for, that cares for him. Take care of it. I don't need to see what dude look like. He got all these women problems. He's our most loyal calling for years. Yo, hit him up, Josh.

We need to get him on a Zoom. Let me see. Don't just call me on a voicemail and tell me you got women problems and all this. Like, let me see, fair. Let me see your women problem. You got to hit 95 South to see him. I'm definitely not doing that. But definitely not going to Baltimore.

No. Well, yeah, if he finally found a girl after years and years of calling in, And don't cheat on her, man. Just play your Baltimore club music. Play fucking hit it to the beat, swing that shit. And just focus on your serato. Just stare at your laptop. Don't look around.

Right. Be there for the gig and go home to your woman. Exactly. That's all you need to do. Also, like Roy said, most women don't like you. And you just got to learn to value stuff that's more than looks. Looks are valuable, but eventually they fade anyway. So learn the value shit more than looks.

And then that'll make you really appreciate your gear career. Because it'd be a lot of fine-ass horrible people out here. Absolutely. That's a fact. well said baby d yeah thank you but i mean he's also i don't think he's also saying that he wants to get to know these women i think he just wants to no he wants to get to wu tang in them or whatever that baltimore club song is

what yo lay off the tautilanoff him he tripping you don't know baltimore club music i don't you right i guarantee you in the comments baltimore will love that comment okay i can assure you shout to all 70 y'all from baltimore that listen all right well hopefully everybody has a great weekend. Thank you, Josh. Thank you. I appreciate that. Happy birthday to me. I'll be on the road,

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