New Rory & MAL - Episode 42 | "Showtime"

Episode Date: February 18, 2022

(This episode is chaos, heads up). After a brief discussion about Mal's European roots, Rory & Mal discuss the leaked sex tape of Isaiah Rashad, and their opinions on the backlash, as well as their jealousy of how lit his sex life appeared to be. This leads into the boys getting into how they get the group sex popped off, with Rory getting into his glass shower bag.  Finally, we ask the tough questions regarding Rory's infamous tippy-toe stance while recording, and the color of Mal's areolas. The guy's recap their night with Conway and play some unreleased music, and then Rory addresses Mal being a hater over an ex's boyfriend reveal. They speak on the benefits of side relationships, as well as their nomination for Best Entertainment Podcast at The Ambies. They also discuss hearing-impaired intuition, festival pussy, Kanye's new song with Fivio & Alicia Keys, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm related to the... Get the fuck. One of my ancestors was like the one of the kings of England at one point. My sister did like a DNA thing years ago, and it came back. I was just like, okay. Look at Moore saying he's the king of England. I said I was related. I'm related to one of the kings of England.

I got to remember which one I got to tell my sister to the same picture. Prince Harry's your cousin? Maybe. I feel like, well, that family has been the kings for like a while. So I'm saying. So one of them. Yeah, facts. I don't believe none of that shit, though.

You still fuck Megan Markle. Yes. Yes. It's your cousin-in-law. No, it's no, not her. She's not. It would be Harry. What is it, Prince Charles?

Which one married to him? Harry? Harry, I think. They're not all related to each other? Yeah, but Megan wouldn't be related to me. Yeah, but that's your in-law. That's not really. You think I wouldn't fuck an in-law?

I would hope not. That's your it. You'd think if my cousin married a girl and then, like, they divorced that I wouldn't fuck her? You have come on this podcast millions of times saying your friends, you would never fuck anyone they've touched. But your cousin's freaking. I'm saying if Prince Harry is like my distant cousin, you don't think. That will fuck his ex-wife. Finally, we see all these morals,

Mall had just deteriorating before our eyes. That's not like really my cousin. It's just the ancestry.com said. She's your cousin. It's not my cousin. She's your cousin. Beat the shit out of Prince Harry. People beat the shit out their cousins all the time.

Yeah, that's how you show you love him. You ain't seen him in a while. Did they get rid of the hot water here? No, you just don't have a lid on it and it's so cold in here that your tea is now room temperature. Yeah, because mall was so hot. It burnt the roof of his mouth. He got the little streaker.

Well, he's royalty. Okay. I got the peasantty. Royalty and peasant tea. Are we recording? We're always recording. Our life is being recorded. We are now, we are officially the This is the Truman show.

Like our life is completely like a television show now. For sure. I don't know if you know that. I'm just seeing random people follow me. I used to think it was the feds, no. It's content creators just following me up and down the blog. Yeah. They could content creators are to fucking fed.

There was no follow-up to the Truman show, and that did bother me. Like, what happened to Truman when he went through the door? Jim Carrey is still living in the Truman Show. You didn't pick up on that bar? He is the Truman Show now. When the last time you seen Jim Carrey? The people in the Truman Show were way sicker than the guy that put it together or Truman. Yeah, for sure.

She fake married somebody. Yeah. I mean, not to say people don't do that all the time for money. But she knew what was going on. Yeah and played her role. But imagine having to like pretend to be somebody's

best friends since you were six? That's some sick shit. No, that whole cast is sicker than anyone. But it happens in real life. If we want to go down, I don't know if you want to go down that hole. I mean,

pretend to be somebody that they're not forever. I saw, I watched inventing Anna. Okay. Did you watch it? Yes, I finished it. What did you think about it? Incredible.

Amazing. She's back on IG. Yes. She's my favorite. personal on IG. I heard. It's just crazy to me that she sold her story to Netflix. At the time, she was kind of strained for money. And I think she only sold it for like 300,000 or 400,000 or something like that. I mean, her inheritance wasn't coming in. Yeah, no. And I guess she paid that and now, but it's crazy to me that she's still in a detention

center with ICE has detained her. Yeah. She's not in no longer in prison, I don't think. No, but now. She is in a detention center. You know, I mean, like when Sean got out of prison, they deported Because you can't be a criminal. But she's so, that story is so dope because it's like, she's the epitome of die with the lie. Like she was willing to do however many years in prison just because she didn't want to say it was all a lie.

Like, no, she really wanted to say, no, I'm really this person. Well, not even that. She just wanted to show everyone I still am good at business. Yeah. Like, fuck me getting off Scott Free here. Mm-hmm. You guys are going to know I'm ill at the shit. She is, though.

It takes a super intelligent person to pull. off what she pulled off. I think people, people lie. Do you think she has to be on a spectrum a little bit to pull it off? For sure. Okay. Oh, no. She definitely had a very traumatic past and was trying to create a new future based off trying to escape what she had been through. But I think people, especially in that, that world, tell just as big lies as she was. Absolutely. Absolutely. It's like the lawyer said. It's like, you know, y'all, y'all were in business with her because it would benefit you to be in business. with a person you thought she was. For sure.

So is she wrong or did you not just handle your business correctly? It's just a better liar than y'all. Right. And that's exactly what it was. I thought it was an amazing show. Yeah. Amazing, amazing show. If you haven't seen it inventing Anna on Netflix,

a super dope show. Listen, I'm about to get rid of my Soho membership. If Anna's still creating that social club, I'm in there. No, she, listen. I got the fee. I thought it was definitely one of the best shows, I think we've gotten along with,

what was the show that we loved with the judge and we didn't know who killed your honor? Oh, your honor,

yes. Your Honor. And then what was the other one? The other one with the husband and the husband and he ended up killing his side chick. Yeah, that's the one

I thought we were talking about, no. No, your honor is the one in New Orleans when the judge. What was the other one with, anyway.

We're all over the fucking place. I know the one you're talking about. To me, inventing Anna is right up there with those two shows as far as some of the best shows that we've had on television streaming in the last four or five years easily.

Yeah, I actually rewatched the night of on that random snow day. I love the night of. Can I get some tissue please? I'm sorry. It's called the undoing was the undoing. Yes.

The undoing. That was a... He made undo shit. He just kept doing it. Yeah, but it was crazy how... Like, it was crazy how engaging that show was like literally all of us was sitting

around pointing the fingers at a new person every episode of, thank you, of who might be the murderer. Yeah. Extremely great writing. Excuse me. You good over there? We can mark this for a little cleanup.

Little allergies. It's all good. Is it? It's an allergy season. You know whenever the weather changes, the air gets crazy. But yeah, inventing Anna. Great show on Netflix.

If you haven't seen it. I started the Pamela Anderson. Tommy Lee show on Hulu. I didn't even know that existed. Oh man, great, great, great show so far. I'm three episodes in. Is it a scripted series? Yes, scripted. And it's kind of like who plays Pam? Jonah Hill is, I don't know, I don't know the actress's name, but Jonah Hill is in it. I think he may have produced the show. Jonah Hill is playing Pamela Anderson? No, no, he's not playing Pamela Anderson. God know, please not. His weight fluctuates someone. I thought maybe he could pull it off. He's definitely not playing Pamela Anderson, but he's in it. I think he may have produced it, but I like it

because it has a comedic kind of tone to it. It's not like one of those serious, you know, type of shows. It has some comedic tone to it. I mean, anything with Tommy Lee, I feel like it has to be comedic. Yeah. And the more I sit back and watch it, I don't know. I'm starting to lean towards that whole thing may have been set up.

I think they may have put that tape out themselves. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's what I'm at. Like, I know when it came out, I was young. You were definitely young when that sex tape came out. I think that may have been the first, like, sex tape. Was that before or after,

Colin Farrell's sex tape. Before. Okay. Colin tried to, he tried to get along in that way because it was Tommy Lee, then I think a Brett Michael's tape came out, and then I think Colin Farrell tape came out. Well, he was ahead of his time with the interracial couple. Yeah, he was. It's always the Farrells.

And she was beautiful. Playmate. I forgot her name. Beautiful girl. Fire. She was in a Love You Better Video with L.L. Kool-J., the main love interest. She was beautiful. Look at the fun facts you get on this show. Yeah, yeah. This is a history podcast. Yeah, my brain retains all the horny shit.

All the horny info come to me. I got it for you. Quickly, we never really touched on the Isaiah Rashad thing. And I think people have been... Pause. Fair. I think we've been focusing on the wrong thing with that Isaiah Rashad stuff. Well, okay.

I wasn't focused on anything about it, but okay. I think no matter what your sexual preference is, getting two people to suck your dick at the same time is an accomplishment in itself and needs to be rewarded. Like, he needs a round of applause. I don't care what your sexual preference is. It's very difficult to get two people

to suck your dick at the same time. I think he should be applauded for it. It's also difficult to get two people to suck your dick and call you showtime. No, they were calling Showtime. Like Dave was about to dance, on the train? Like, at Showtime, you know, on the trains

in New York City, I don't know. Yes, ma'all, I know. If Shorty has showtime before she gives me head, I am. It's all said. So I'm in for a night. So this is what I'm saying. So I think that she's going to flip upside down.

This is what I'm trying to tell you. So I think that the two gentlemen. I think he was recording it for somebody named Showtime. Oh, okay. That was like his side boo. Yeah, or somebody. Yeah, I don't know. Okay.

But to get to people to suck your dick on camera, you had to juice. Calling reason showtime is sick. Reese is going to kick your ass. You're going to kick your ass. That being the nickname for Reeves is crazy. Yeah. Hey, reason, I have nothing to do with that one. That's totally Rory.

I have nothing to do with that joke right there. And shout out to Isaiah Rashad, man. I know we never... Yeah, man. Listen, man. I want to make sure he was okay before... Yeah, listen, man. You know, it...

Listen, your sexual preference is your sexual preference. Like I said, I don't care what anybody's doing sexually as long as they're not praying on women and children. If it's consensual sex, we're all adults and, you know, cool. Your choice is your choice. But, you know, it's just sad that Isaiah Rashad had to be outed that way. Yeah, that's cool. You never want to be, you know, your business is your business and your sexual preference

is your business. So it's just sad that he was outed that way. You know, I thought that that was, you know, unfortunate for him to be put out there like that. But listen, Isaiah Rashar, listen, man, we love you. You know what I mean? Like, we support you, bro. And, you know, be who you are.

Live your truth. Live free. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's, I know that you was definitely not, didn't want to come out. to the world that way. You wanted to come out on your terms, I'm sure. But listen, man, you know, we love you, no matter what, man. You're a black man, and so I support you.

People need to mind their fucking business. Either show support, buy the music, or shut the fuck up. Listen, man. It's enough stress in the world, especially as black men. So again, I'm pretty sure I Zayrashar didn't want to be outed like that. I'm sure he wanted to come out on his terms. And, you know, or maybe he didn't. Maybe he wanted it to be his, you know, his personal life forever.

But either way, prayers Isaiah Rashad, you know, we wit you, we support you. And yeah, man, just live your truth. That's my thing. Live your fucking truth, man. It is what it is. It's way iller sex life than most people. Yeah. Like you said, having two people that you're attracted to give you head at the same time is a lit night.

But we can ask like the greatest thing. I think Isaiah Rashad knows that we support him and, you know what I'm saying? I don't give a fuck about that. But can we have fun with it for a second? That's what I was trying to do. Zay had a wild fucking night set up. Zay was in there with porn on the TV. All right, but hold on.

He had action in the room. Don't act like you haven't started a night before like, oh shit, let me turn on the TV. Oh, didn't even realize this was on. You've tried to get the shit going before with porn. Maybe when I was young, like real young. Maybe like when I first started having sex on my team, maybe. Okay. Yeah.

But that's an adult. But I would still. Playing. Yeah, as an adult, I don't fucking, I don't look at porn. No, the shower move used to be my move. Oh, going to shower with you? Yo, come here real quick. Not the, come here real quick.

Come here real quick. Ew. Rory, you are nasty. Yo, come here. What are coming to back? I look much better with water flowing on me. Oh, okay, under the water flow. Yo, come here real quick.

Like, what does the woman mind when she's in a room? And a dude in the shower and he yells, come here real quick. Y'all roll your eyes like, here this nigga go. And it's not a creepy move because, come on, you know why. Obviously, she knows what's going down. You forgot your washcloth. Yeah, but it's like, you'll come here real quick. Yo, I forgot the towel in the laundry.

Yeah, you put, pause. You put your shit on the shower curtain so it can poke out a little bit when she walk in the bathroom. You said come here real quick. Like, what you come in here for? Yo, poking. All right. Well, we have a glass shower now, so. Oh, yeah.

And it could be steamy. You put it on the glass. And just wipe the steam off and... And it's a rain shower too. Not the dick print on the steamy shower.

Listen, man. Roy put his red ass on the glass door. Yo, you'll be getting some sick shit off now. Because you had a nice bathroom. Listen, it's very serious what's happening with people leaking sex tapes and the way you guys are joking. It's a shame.

It's a shame. Homophobic undertones that are out there. You guys want to joke. I don't like it. No, I don't listen. I don't. I don't care when nobody is doing sexual

I always said that like it's weird to me when I see men are offended by like gay men or gay sex Well they're trying to tell you something Yeah Exactly that's why I was like

Why are you so Why are you so bothered by that You know what I mean Like what is? They're bothered by the mirror Yeah Like what is it about this That's not sitting right

With you fam like Listen it's all And that's my thing It's 2022 bro Like gay relationships Gay sex Gay is everywhere You can't watch a show

without seeing gay relationships, gay love. Who gives it's love? What about the children? It's like, bro, it's not, it's a different world we live in, man. And I just don't understand when I see people are offended by that shit. Even the fact that people feel like Isaiah Rashad had to come out. I even hate that still. Why do people have to announce they're gay?

Because I need to know. For my kids, I need to know. Nobody announces that they're straight. You know what I'm saying? Or heterosexual. It's like, what do we like, why are we still, it's just a lot, the more I feel like we've progressed as society and that things are more like common and more like, you know, quote unquote norm, the norm. Things like this happened and everybody's like, oh, that's why the gay is a grown man having sex. Like, what's it's why the gays are so much illy than us.

There's no parade for how you and I fuck. No, at all. Not one parade. Well, actually it is. Puerto Rican Day parade. Exactly. Okay. You know what?

And they tried to take that from us, Rory. We won't let him take it. Yes. We had to go to the eastern. Parkway on Labor Day. Yeah, we won't let them take that from us. God damn it. But nah, Zay, I could see him throwing on the porn and get the night going.

That move does work. Zay had a wild night. Especially if there's a lot of, if it's a group thing, sometimes you got to pop it off with the porn. Do you, though? But not. It gives me creepy. Yeah, like, I don't, I just, I think I will, yo, listen.

With the surround sound. If I was to be in a room with a woman and, like, I go to the bathroom and I come back out and she has porn on the TV. I'm like, yo, turn that off. Like, we know, I'm not watching that. I don't need that for me and you to have, like, to get aroused or for me and you to like get into the move. Not to get aroused or mood.

It's just adding. I understand what Roy says. It's for groups. Even if it's for groups, I don't need to see that. I just need to see the women get naked. Show me your tities. It might not be for you. We don't use it as Viagra.

There are other people in the room that that might turn them on. Maybe she was turning out of the four and she's turned out. Start kissing. You, all right, says the guy who's never had a threesome is trying to tell us How to pop the threesomes off. Yeah. Wait, I know how to have a threesome. I just never had one.

Let's not get a twisted. How do you know how to have a threesome? You never had one? You think I don't know how to have sex with a woman? And then another woman? And then another woman? It's a little different. Yeah, got me twisted.

Okay. That's a four-sum. Yes, hey, Sue. Thank you. Thank you so much. The math checks out. Also, when are we too old for porn? Never.

God damn it? What? I just gave my pops, my bang bro's password for his birthday. No one that you or your pops might have the same video. No one. Give him. His birthday. He's fucking up the algorithms.

I don't like it. When he'd be into like the shit you don't like? You're like your dad. Why are you watching this? Like, we don't, we don't click on that. It'd be Irish girls in there? No. I'm not going to give my pop's sexual preferences out there.

After we just said that it was foul what they just did, I was Azerab. I'm not suggesting my father's gay, but he might be in some weird shit. Your dad looked like, he like BBWs. Big black asses. Your dad looked like, he's like a big black ass. Yo, ma'am. Chunky. Chunky.

Chunky, a chunky nigger. I didn't see that part. I know, hey, Sue, I said it. I'm the nigger in the room. I can say it. Oh, my God. Yo, Rory, your dad walking and watching chunky black woman porn is fucking hilarious. I mean, we all have our things.

No, listen, I get it. I have my things, too, man. I was watching porn. I wasn't really watching it, but my homeboy sent the clip of me of some girl. He was like, you know, she's so bad. I can't put on porn with a bunch of women in my room, but all his homeboy can swap clips. No, he sent me a clip. He was just showing me the girl.

Because, you know, amateur porn is big now. Like, amateur porn, people that have, like, in relationships, they filmed their sex and they put it on. And it was a girl that my homeboy was like, yo, dog, look how bad she is. And I'm so much, this girl was gorgeous. I didn't even think it was a porn video at first until, because, you know, they had, like, the role playing. She was, like, sitting down at, like, a desk and doing all of that. I was like, this is porn. And then, you know, once a dude came in, it's funny how they get into it.

It's like, he says five lines, and then all of a sudden his dick is out. It's like, it does not happen like that. I promise you. And if it does, you're going to jail. I fast-wled out. Unless you're at Isaiah's career. You don't like to set up a porn? No, I fast forward.

I fast forward. What kind of porn do you like? The middle. You like the middle porn? No, I'm saying I fast forward right to the middle of it. Oh, no, I need a storyline. You do? Really?

Really? You need to be invested. I just need the girl to be cute. Same. I said plenty of time. I just need to look at a pretty one. That beginning, I want to get so into it that I'm like, damn, I really hope he beats. Like, you're rooting for him?

Yeah. But you know how it is. He might fuck. No, he's gonna fuck. I guarantee you this guys get ready to fuck. He might fuck. No, no, no, he's gonna fuck. I guarantee you he's ready to fuck this girl.

Like, leave the lawnmower, sir. Go in there. She's ready for you. Oh, you're like the landscape of porn where they, like the lady being in the house, like a housewife in distress? Yeah. And then the look, the handsome dude is outside clipping the hedges.

I mowed lawns for a whole summer, just hoping one day that it would happen. You look like, you know, you look like that's the type of shit you had. to peeking through the window after the husband leaves. A little peeking Tom? Yeah, I know your time. No, I've never been a peeker.

That's nasty. I don't like to peek. I remember one time he was walking down like, right around here, not to like 44th Street. And it was one of the apartment buildings, but it's like ground level apartments. And me and my homeway was walking. It was nighttime.

And a lady was sitting at her computer, at her computer desk. And she was completely naked. And it was like, I'm looking like, yo, do she know that everybody walking on the street right because it's literally eye level to the sidewalk. She wants you all to see.

I was like, yo, everybody can. I stopped. I'm looking around and she's literally just completely naked in the window right on like 44th Street. I'm just like, okay, I guess this is how they give it up in this building. I tried to get an apartment in there, but it was- He became an Amazon driver just for the day? No, no, no. I was trying to move it to that building.

But all the units were taken, so. I feel you. All right. That was a weird start. No, listen, man. It's a horny podcast, man. No, we wanted to show love to Isaiah Rashad, man. So, Rory, I have a question for you.

Oh, God. Carl, correct, if I'm wrong. Wait, why is Carl the determining? No, I don't want to get it. I don't want fans. The fans have noticed. No fans. The listeners have noticed that you pot on your tippy toes for some reason.

Yeah, I don't know. I'm comfortable in the chair this way. It's like I'm putting up against the shit. You never noticed that? It's not like his feet aren't tall enough to touch the ground. Oh, like the heels of all. Yeah, that's a comfortable thing. Every single podcast.

Just say y'all don't have ankle rotation like me. That's all. Ankle rotation. I think, yeah. I used to sit like that when I was in the stool on the stool. Yeah, I don't know. It feels comfortable. Yeah.

Okay. I was just wondering if there was a specific reason. I don't know if your knees were bad. If you guys are toe shaming, then just say it. The viewers notice that? Every single episode, that is one of the most commented things is why the fuck are Rory's toes pointed? Like, they scream. shot it, take pictures, zooming.

Yo, they... Look what they taking pictures of. Can't do anything, man. Can't even sit. My man can't even sit down with his toes on the ground like that? Yeah. Makes me feel good. What makes me feel good? I could start the only fans.

Roy, let me see a meet. I'm not taking my shoes and socks off on a podcast. Why? Come on. Someone help me out here. No, no, Rory can't take his feet out in front of me. You crazy? I'll fight him right here. Well, you like feet.

I like women's feet. Oh. What if I have very clear about that? Somebody on Reddit said Mall definitely seems like the guy to have big dark ariolas. This is just a

podcast going off the rims. I'm just letting you. He's transitioning, okay? They're not quite there yet. Oh, let me see you in tities. What's happening today? Like, biggest want to see tities feet. You bought it up.

It's like, that's like my butt got bigger and then they posed. Like they wanted to look at it. Ed didn't just sent me something. that a fan said on Reddit. I just read it to the room. So Eddham, so Eddard wants to do that. I didn't just say I have big dark ariolas.

Like, I don't have big dark aeros, first of all. But it's just funny that people look at me and that's what they think about me. Who probably had the light as aerolas here, though. All right, Edon. For sure, you, Edd. Definitely you. For sure. Edon, Edd, you got caramel.

You got, look like you got caramel aerolas. Rory, we already know Rory got peach ariolololas. They're pinkish. Yeah, they're pink ariolas. Thank you so much. I am, I, I am good with the visuals. I am good with the visuals. Carl's like, Carl, like he got some black-ass ariolas.

Carl's like, he'll have aerolas. Like, you ever seen the titty's words just nipple? Carl, you definitely like, you got some black-ass ariolas. You're like, you got two Oreo cookies on your chest. DeMaris are like she got cinnamon brown, cinnamon brown all the way down. You already know how she's giving it up. I'm sorry, what was that?

Just adding, Mark, Mark. this entire segment for cut. Yeah, to make it a social clip. Yeah. Absolutely. This is going out, Eddie. Don't you fucking delete this part. Anyways, new music.

When new music came out. I have no idea. Oh, we went to Conway's album listening slash birthday parties. Happy birthday to Conway the Machine. Congrats. Album in stores next Friday. In stores on streaming platforms next Friday. That's a store?

It's a store? It's a store? God don't make mistakes. Great album. I was listening to it for the past week. He sent it to me a few weeks ago, but I've been listening to it like the past week. Yeah, he was the guy at the listening session

that knew all the verses already. He was rapping along. First time we all heard it. All knew every ad lib. You that guy. I wasn't rapping along. But album sounds really, really good. I'm happy for Conway.

I know how much he has been wanting to get this album done and out. You like that battle rap friend that wraps along the verse that we're hearing for the first time. No, I hate you. You're not in the battle. Yeah, I hate one people. And when you could see them great, lean into the punch line with their man. It's like, yo, all right, we know he rehearsed in the house with you for a week.

Like, I get it. You were his opponent. Ooh. Yo, being an opponent for you, man, like standing in front of him letting him get his balls off. I would just laugh. I would laugh. Like, I could never take that seriously. Don't hire me for that.

I'm not the guy because I'm going to laugh at every bar. And I'm going to tell you that shit was whack. But, yeah, shout out to. Conway the Machine album on streaming platforms, February 25th, God Don't Make Mistakes. He got to join on there with Wayne and Rick Ross. Wayne is going absolutely crazy on his verse. Is it a classic? That verse might be one of Wayne's best verses that I've heard, for sure.

I think Wayne knows, like, Wayne respects certain rappers, and once he knows he's getting on the song with them, he makes sure he outperforms the rapper, for sure. That verse, his verse on the Conway album is fucking crazy. Can you play a snippet? Yeah, why not? I'll play a snippet. Oh, let's go crazy. Let's go crazy.

Everybody from Buffalo that has priors. Mall did this. I had nothing to do with it. Listen, man. I'm sorry, what you want me to do? Hold on. This is an exclusive. This is an exclusive.

Let me get to the album. I don't know what he decided to name the song. They sent me this album almost a month ago. but on here it's titled tear gas so I'll just go straight to Wayne so we just play a little bit of it sounds like some violence man sue on the song

So this is Tedgast by Conway the Machine Chris Ross and Lowellane Oh you could We should be able to play it because it's not out yet Yeah February 25th God don't make mistakes We gotta hit them

This is called tear gas I don't know if Conway decided to rename it But uh And throw drops all over this since I'm not looking at. Wayne went absolutely crazy on this verse though. No, Worry and not.

This bitch got a bag in another bag, yeah. I'm by the band's watch. Fuck on Zoom and let our friends watch. That's that free dope. No cap. No syringe top. Killing pussy the dick need tear drops. Tell her opposite in a pen drop.

I'll be there in tin tibreed. Can't even hear it. Right. I cannot forget slime. It's a thin line. It's wheezy and kind catches on the incline. Up up and up and an F. Oh, Lori is now.

Yeah, I'm half dead as it is. Flag red as it is. Bad breaks on my temper. Don't add weight to my tempo. They're bitches. They follow me like a drag race. Start your engine. Say you in your bag.

Nigger, your back. You're back. You back. To small a fin the nicks skin. To me, I'm gonna cook him. Who wants some chicken water? Okay, he did that. Yeah, that was top-tier rapping.

No, he, listen. Wayne left, he left the ground with that one, for sure. That's, to me, that's when Wayne is at his best, when he's next to niggas that he respects, and he's on tracks with rappers that he knows can really go there. He's been cleaning up the last three years on features. Wayne's been cleaning up features. since 06.

I know, but it's been like a resurgence, I feel like the last two of three years. He seems like he's a bit more. Benny shit was crazy, Tyler shit was crazy. Yeah. I know I'm missing two other ones, but no, I can't wait to hear the full. Yeah, so shout out to Conway. I'm sorry for playing that snippet, bro, but what you're going to do?

Kill me. I'm sorry. Probably. February 25th, God don't make mistakes in stores. Conway the machine. Go get that, stream that. And you can't be mad if we played it. And you also think God doesn't make mistakes.

Yeah. Ma'll make some mistakes. But God doesn't. God, God forgives. Ross doesn't. Yeah. Anyways. Yo, yesterday we were in the studio shooting some shit.

But, Maul took a phone call that I thought was pretty interesting. Yeah. And he put it on speaker. I called a friend of mine to wish her happy birthday. Okay. No, you didn't. I did.

No, you didn't. I called a friend of mine to wish her happy birthday. That's exactly what happened. Is that the call you talking about? You called a female. A friend of mine. and said, are you single? Well, okay, let me give you context.

Where does it sound like happy birthday in, hey, are you single? Well, so naturally my ears perked up, like, okay. It's an ongoing joke with her and myself because she had what I call a boyfriend reveal on Instagram like two months ago. First time she's ever posted a dude on Instagram and she was actually kissing. You know what I mean? So I was like, oh shit, this is like a boyfriend. This is how you tell people that you have a boyfriend.

So I was fucking with her because she had called me a few days ago. And we was just talking, catching up having spoken until a while. And I said, yo, did you just have a boyfriend reveal on Instagram? Because this was my first time speaking to us since that. And she just started a laugh and she was like, fuck you. But I'm like, but that's what it is. If you're a friend of mine and I don't know you're in a relationship. And then one day I open my Instagram and your story comes across my timeline and you're kissing a guy.

Mm-hmm. That's kind of like revealing your, like, sex of your baby, right? Yes. Yeah, it's a boyfriend reveal. So I just asked her... Sex or a significant other. I just asked her if she was single because she told me she was single. And I was like, what you just had a boyfriend reveal not even two months ago.

So she wants to fuck. Okay. No, I'm not going to say that. Let's add some context to this. Okay. Because that would be a regular question you would ask a female friend. Like, hey, you know how I've seen you with you man on there. Now, when you add context, does this make more corny?

Okay. This girl is one of his previous lovers. And you sound a little salty when you call one of your exes and be like, yo. Why are you calling her my ex? Because she said, Maul, you are my ex. And what did I say? No. And she said, ha, ha, you are my ex.

But we're not. That's why she was laughing because she knows she's not my ex. She said, no, you my ex. Yeah. I mean, she's trying to thug me into being her ex, but I'm not. I'm only going by what the women said. She said she hates the fact that I just call her a friend. That's what she said.

She wouldn't put all that pussy on you and you're just going to label her as a friend. I don't know if it was all that pussy. Like we had sex twice. That's not all of it. I'm sure there's more pussy left after. That's she acts. Because my thing is this, why have a boyfriend reveal and then not even too much later you're single? Because that's what happened.

The moment you show a nigga, they show their ass. But that's what I asked her. I said, yo, so when you posted him. But she did it with you? She never posted me on her story. You got fucked twice and considered, she considered you a boyfriend. No, that's not true. She just didn't post you because you're not postable.

No. So what happened was... Damn. Me not being posting is crazy. No, what happened was she... She would post your watch. So I asked her because I said, yo, when you posted... When you posted him, because I asked him, I said, when you posted him, what happened?

Like, did you find out that he's not who you thought he was? He got a family on the side. Did some girl hit you saying, oh, that's her man, too? Because you know how that shit goes. Come to as a woman? Yeah. Yeah, so, you know, I figured it was one of those situations and she just stopped fucking. Girls we care about the little family on the side.

The little family. Yeah, like women, you know what? Women, y'all don't give, women don't give the side chicks enough credit. Like, side chicks and shout out to Saint. Me and St. was deeming about the day after Valentine's Day and how stressful that day is for, you know, guys. 15th, side chick day. Yeah. For guys that have, that are popular with the women, right?

Yes. And they dabble amongst different circles. Exactly. So Saint was saying he was like, yo, side chicks really don't get enough credit. They really help to keep your relationship with your girlfriend. Oh, for sure. Strong. Yeah.

And I was like, I told him, I said, St. You just wrote another hit record. Like, if you just think about that, just that idea of the side chick really being of importance and maybe the woman, the main, the wifey, the girlfriend, the, you know, the queen of your house, maybe she should have a better relationship with the side chick. Maybe they should be cordial a little bit? I had a friend of mine. A friend of mine said this. A friend of mine said this, that his relationship was better when he was cheating. And then when he stopped cheating, the relationship got worse.

Why is that? That's what we're here to answer today, Ward. Why is the relationship better when the man cheats? Because y'all be cheating with the women y'all should have been in relationships with, but we've already addressed them. I don't think that's it, DeMaris. I think we got to go a little deeper. No, it is a good question, well. And I think a possible answer just off the top of my head would be you're able to distribute the frustrations and burdens in your life amongst more people.

Some people are better at helping you with other burdens. One person can't take all of the burdens. They may not be capable of it. So if you're able to do it with other women... Burdens too heavy for one woman to bear? Exactly. Okay. We're complex men.

Yes. So once I'm able to get certain burdens and frustrations, and physical acts as well out to come home, now it's just all the good shit with my wife. Right. You don't have to focus on the bad because I've already talked about it. Right.

And I feel like once a man makes a certain amount of money, I think that it's his American duty, if you will, to spread love, to help others, to, you know, to make life easier for deserving women. And a lot of the side chicks And I don't know this This is just with conversations That I've had with friends

That have behaved in that way The wife is always focused on the future Side chick is always focused on right now And sometimes you need the right now Sometimes I just need to get off Exactly what's happening to me right now And you are on right now time And we can solve issues that are going on in my life

Right now rather than looking to the next five years Because what better time than the present is what you're saying And side chicks are way better at like pretending to care Sometimes I need you to like if we have a bad pod And I'm like you know, malls just we're not clicking You go back to wife you with that She'd be like dog we got mortgage to pay Right

Like I don't want to hear this shit And did you take the trash out groceries This bill is due all that Side chick is just really going to sit there like Well, what did them all do? Tell me about it. She really cares. She's going to really get into the emotions behind it.

And she's, you know, side chicks for the most part are pretty well versed in men. Yeah, they be around. So they may understand your issues with the world a bit better. You know, I'd never thought about it like that. But it was very interesting, you know, when St. Saint, when he sent that message to me. It just, I sat there and I read that for about 10 minutes. And I was like, wow.

the side chicks really don't get enough credit. No. And they should. I think that, you know, but you have to be a good side woman. So the side woman can be messy. You can't be out here trying to say this is your man and all that. You got to respect the queen. See, that's what we got to.

We got to talk about that part of it, too. The side chick has to respect the queen. Well, times have changed because at one point, the side chick was just happy to be there and happy to be fucking. But that's men's full. You know, that's on us. For sure. Because men started treating the side like the main. Sure, for sure.

You know, you can't buy a side chick, a house, a car, and all of that. You got to just give her the seven-day unlimited metro card and then shit like that. Outside of a possible trapping situation, side chick's really never had any goals. Now you can use being a side chick as leverage for attention, possible content, a way to get your name out there. So they do become side chicks with intention. to leverage their career. They will get the attention that they're looking for.

Not to say, shit usually happens with the attention, but what am I going to say about this generation? Now, that's the case. Before, Jix, they was just happy to be here.

Yeah. That's really it. I'm happy to be fucking. Well, listen, we have to figure out what we're going to call the day after Valentine's Day, but I think we have to prepare

for February 15th to be an official side-chick appreciation day. Holiday, yes. We have to, We have to find a nice name that will land and stick with Congress so that they pass this law and this bill into the calendar. Come on, Kamala. That's been national side chick day. That day or the Saturday before Valentine's Day.

Well, which day is Galantines? It should be appreciation, not just national sidechurch day. I feel like Galentine's Day kind of like just overshadows all of that shit. Well, Galentine's Day is the same time as Valentine's Day. What's Galentine Day? It's girls celebrate, single girls celebrating each other, like going out with your friends and stuff like that. The lonelies, the lonely hearts. Single women are celebrated literally every minute of every day.

They are. No, they're not. I love lonely women. Just because your single doesn't mean that you're lonely. That's true. Because I'm with you on that. I'm single. I ain't lonely.

Exactly. You know what I'm saying? And you're a woman. Today. Demaris, I know you would never do this, but I'm sure you've talked with friends. Is there benefits to the side dude? Is there benefits to the side dude? Mm-hmm.

Uh, it's ridiculous. I'm sure that there are from friends I've heard. Of course. You got a lot of friends. Have they spoke to some of those things? D' Mara's got a lot of friends, those here. She's popular, man. Why are we only here about DeMaris friends

when she's talking about like side niggas and shit like that? Because she would never do that. No, I'm not a cheater. Okay. You're not a cheater, right, Dee? If you were to cheat. When that octa-mm-mm-mm hit, I don't have to, I'm very honest about everything I do. you could get with it or you could get lost

I ain't cheating or lying for nothing Demaris if you was a man do you identify as a man today okay but if you were a man you look like you sound like you would have big ass cantalope balls oh my god this is just been the weirdest

because you just give it up I just kind of want to go home not because de Marys you just give it up you just really want to go home you don't give a fuck I don't I know and that's why I love you I do care I care a lot but

you don't give a fuck I do care when you care but once you clip a nigga it's a dub that nigga could be on fire and you will walk right over that nigga and hail a taxi down in the middle of Manhattan. That's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, that's how, she'll step right over that nigga in flames.

No, I'm actually really cool with all of my exes because I'm a very honest person. But yeah, my friend. I can not fuck with someone off honesty. Yeah, that's true. I mean, respect you because you was honest, but I could still not fuck with it. Just because you was honest about doing some foul shit. Doesn't mean like, oh, I'm going to be good. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what?

I see why you say that. Like, I don't know why you just told me that. I can respect the honesty. Yeah. I don't got to fuck with you because you was honest. Yeah, that's a fact. And I see how you just hopped over that question of the benefits of a side do. I was saying your friends, but they've told you.

No. Them hoes, not you. It's the same thing. It's the same thing with everybody. You know, like you said, nobody's perfect. So nobody's going to come to you and be the perfect person and have all of the attributes that you need. So sometimes some people are more understanding. Some people are better listeners.

Some people are better motivators. I'm a great listener, Dee. Oh, my God. You don't listen to me. I know you're not a good listener. I do listen to you. No, the fuck you know. Every night.

What time you got here today? Well, that's subjective, depending on if you're talking about Pacific or Eastern Standard Time, I don't know which time you're asking me. You're always on Pacific Time in New York City. Yeah. Yeah. I love California. What are we going to tell you?

But it's weird. So what are you on fucking Japan time when we're in L.A.? Because you're late in L.A. It just moves like that. You in Hawaii? Yeah, yeah. Because see, time. Every hemisphere?

Because what I'm trying to show people is that time is what you make it. Yeah, and you're wasting hours. No, it's not. We never, we never waste time. What I'm doing is I'm making sure that we spend enough time around each other as much as we can to really develop the synergy and this chemistry that we need to really build this thing and become the great. We already the greatest show on Earth anyway, but they just don't know that yet. We know that. We know what we're doing here.

Moving forward, I have to be referred to as Amby Award nominated podcaster. Rory. Come on. Oh, yeah, round of applause for us. I would, but Ed and turned my fucking soundboard off. I keep trying to play it. No, no. Could you play our new sound effect?

Ambies nominated. Go vote for us, even though you can't. I'm really fucking. Is that an ambi nominee to the right of me? I hate it. That sounds like something in the Brazilian rainforest that's endangered. Sound like flipper. That sounds like an endangered bird in the rainforest.

Like, what the fuck is DeMara's doing right there? I'm going to go on the force. She's just as a maiden call. Oh, they're going to jump. They go behind you. Yeah, shout out to us, man. Nominated for an ambi. Rory told me that his mom just told him this morning

that on the Today Show, she heard that the Ambys are equivalent to an Academy Award. It's the Academy Awards of Podcasting. And the Today's show never lies. Yeah, no, they have never told one lie. I mean, come on. They had Matt Lauer. Exactly. Yeah, so

I like it Congrats to us Congrats to the team Thank y'all Yeah Congrats to everybody involved Behind the scenes Jasmine

Thank you We got nominated We didn't win We can't do our Thank you speech But the nomination is a win Let me let me know what the With the speech is sounded like

If we win If you guys win If you guys win I'm ripping that award out of Whoever wins hands Yeah I'm definitely on my Kanye Yeah, shit, for sure. Without question.

Yeah, for sure. Well, you know, we got to thank God. Got to thank God first. Then you got to thank Mom. And then you got to thank Dad, even though he probably just never listened to the show. Got to think Dad. And then I guess we thank each other, right? They're playing the music already at this point.

Yeah, we thank Damaris and Carl and Edin and Benner and Biggs. I mean, I was thinking about going. up there and be like, oh, I'm thinking nobody. I did this all by myself. Fuck, fuck the staff. Yeah. Fuck Stitcher. Fuck Mall.

Okay. I like that angle too, because sometimes that's, you have to blend that in the pot as well, like to let people know, like, oh, they might, they might not be fucking with us like that. Yeah. Yeah. Keep them on their toes. But either way, thank you for the nomination. Congrats to the other nominees as well.

Shout out to Moore Sauce. Stitcher, Sirius. Yeah, in LA March 22nd, the Ambie Awards. Live stream. Live stream, the Ambia Awards March 22nd from Los Angeles, California. We will not be staying at the Mondrian if anybody wants to come stalk us again. Yeah, it's over for that. You giving them an H&M suit?

I don't know, man. I'm thinking we should go to like one of those like tuxedo stores and just get like the most obnoxious tuxedos we can find. I mean, I was thinking about giving them a, what's my guy that wears the dresses all the time? Kid Cuddy. Well, Kid Cuddy as well. I might have to give him some, the podcast and world, a dress. I might have to take it there.

That red looks really good on your skin. You should wear that. I should wear my Ruckers. No, you should wear a red color asshole. I think so. I didn't even go to Ruckers. That's why I think you should wear it. No, wear a red dress.

I remember I had a, was it a Harvard hat? I had a Harvard hat on one time walking in Manhattan. And a lady asked me out, you could tell she definitely probably went to Harvard. And she was like, Harvard did you go? I was like, man, if you only knew. Don't you know black people wear hats of whatever? I was nowhere near going to Harvard. I've definitely been on like a plane before and seen like an old white guy.

Like, oh, are you a Seattle Mariners fan? I'm like, no, he's just a black guy. It matched his shirt. Yeah. It matches his sneakers. Yeah, it matched his shirt. That's all. But yeah, congratulations to the nominees.

Shout out to the Ambys. Thank you for nominating us. Thank you for recognizing us. Thank you to our staff and our crew and our family. And whatever committee makes this decision. Make the best one or we'll light that motherfucker on fire. Yeah. And I mean, got to grease them a little bit.

I got some money stashed. We could buy the award. Major labels do it. Little payola. Yeah. Yeah. Why the fuck not? Just going in and pay for the ambi.

You know, paying for a fucking ambious. Yeah. Yeah, man. But yeah, that was fun to get that news from Jasmine to let us know that we were nominated. You always like to be recognized by your- Why, you didn't think Jasmine in your speech? I did. Yes, he did.

I said jazz. Yeah, absolutely. Of course, we can't forget about jazz. Love a black woman from infinity to infinity. Exactly. Exactly. He no. I gave me my best shot.

Yo. I'm fighting to fight. How close are you to dating white women, honestly? Not even remotely close. You ain't no... Not even... Not even... Not your own little.

You don't care. How much the sisters put you through? No. I'm here for the long haul. The sisters be burning Rory out, boy. I call out. Rory had flowers in his hand another day. Scratches on his face.

I said, look what the sister's doing to my guy, yo. God damn. Rory walked out of here. It was a little trench coat on his flowers. I just had to pat my guy on her back. I said, I just stay in the fight, man. I know. Listen, man.

The sisters is rough. It's tough. Miguel got through it. Shout out to Miguel. And his wife, Nazanine, they, uh, I hope I said your name correctly. I apologize if I didn't. She's with Miguel. She doesn't care.

Yeah. They, uh, they announced via social media, which is with everybody and that uses to announce these days, that they are back together. They're working on their relationship. I didn't know they broke up. Yeah, that was a big thing. A lot of people were kind of sad by that because they were like the eight couple goals for a few years.

And that's pretty much what I based my life. Very good looking couple, too, by the way. They, uh, they look very good together. Yeah, Miguel kind of is like a beautiful woman. Yeah. Miguel is like a deer. He's like if you see him... Wait, what?

If you see him in the forest, you just want to hand him an apple. He looks like an American apparel girl. Yeah, yeah. Miguel is like one of those. Miguel will kick our ass. And I feel like he could fight, too. Miguel could definitely fight.

I feel like Miguel could fight. The way he dropped kicked that fan on the motherfucking... We ain't seen her sense. Kicked her cold out of them fucking awards. We ain't seen her since. We don't know where she went. She needs an ambian. She needs to ambian.

He ambian her whole head. Miguel going to fuck us up. But yeah, shout out to the. man, they got back together, working on the relationship. Love is beautiful. And I like the way they did it. I like the way they, you know, they worked on their relationship behind the scenes didn't really do too much. You know, when they announced on what they posted on social media, they were back together. You know what I mean? It wasn't a whole back and forth and this, that and the third. It was, you know, they did it the way that I think I would do it. Like,

just handle everything like common in the video when he was outside the window with the signs in the boom box. You know what I mean? Like that's how to do you know. What video is that again? I'm close to me. Yeah. That was close to me, I think. Yeah. Come closer, whatever was called. Come closer, close to me.

Yeah. So I think that's how Miguel, they did it right. I like that way of doing things. Wasn't there an interesting ending to that comment video? Well, yeah, we were up and we're all like, the strings of our heart were being tugged at when we found out the woman was deaf. And that was the reason why Kamen was using the signs. We didn't pick up on that when he first started doing it. Like, whatever.

But everyone wants to get mad at Kanye for stalking. Exactly. He's outside with signs in front of her crew. So, yeah, the woman was deaf. But I asked you earlier, how does that, how do you get caught cheating? And I'm not saying that that's what happened in the video because I don't think common got caught cheating. You probably did. Probably did.

No in common. He's a little, he's popular with the women. So he probably did slide off or something. But if your woman is deaf. Is it possible for her? her to catch you cheating? Yes. She can still see more.

No, but I mean, aside from you, I mean, you wouldn't flirt with a woman right in front of her, but like, you could definitely, you could. You definitely could flirt with a woman that's deaf. Just keep an angry face on her the whole time. Yeah, that's all. Could flirt with the waitress right in front. Yeah, keep your hand like this. I'm like, I'm going to fuck the shit out you with my girl sitting right here.

She's deaf. Don't care of my mind. Yo. Yeah, like, imagine I'm at the table when I'm like, yeah, like, yo, your ass fat is fuck when my girl's sitting right here so I can't really like give you my number but as soon as she turned around wife you don't know what you're saying I'm sure she could read lips no I'm covering edin I'm covering my mouth you can't really see what I'm saying oh and then like they can feel vibration they can feel vibrations yeah what is she a dolphin no you can what no no no I'm asking a question

Ew. That's the new drop. Who's in there? Is that security? Who's in the engineer room with you, yo? That noise you just made was crazy. But if you think about it too. What the fuck are y'all on today, bro?

If you get caught cheating as well, and they'd be like, oh, come on, man. Like, why are you cheating on your girl? Like, what happened? Oh, she's a terrible listener. I needed, I just needed somebody to hear me out. Brorie. The deaf community can't hear this. We'll be fine.

Yo. Yo. I just want you out to know the black man is not saying this stuff. Just keep that in mind. I had a neighbor that was deaf. So I can say these things. Yes. Okay.

But either way, I thought that that was very interesting though. That video and that I was just like, how did he get caught cheating about girl that was deaf? Because I don't know if I had a girlfriend if she was hearing. I don't want to say deaf. Let's say hearing impaired. Yes. If she was hearing. Impaired.

Mm-hmm. I think that I would deaf, it would be tremendously hard to catch me cheating. I mean, because you can't- The DMs, you still have- Can she hit your phone when the alerts go off at night? She can feel it. And I feel like she would have the house-women. Why don't you always say y'all got, what's that intuition?

Yeah, I feel like if I was deaf, my women's intuition would be stronger. It will almost have to be. I agree, because you get more senses. Yeah, you get more senses. Like, but she could probably smell the woman's perfume on me crazy. Because, like, your senses are heightened, like, you smell. your taste. She could probably smell when it's like hotel soap

and not your soap when you try to wash off that perfume. She smell your balls and it smell like soap that ain't in the house. Why does hotels show... It doesn't matter what hotel you're in. It all smells the same. It smells like cheating, yeah.

Not every hotel, but I know what you mean. There's certain hotels that have the same scent lingering. But then girls be snitching on themselves. Like, oh, that smell like the mandrian soap. It's like, how the fuck you know? Because they be in a mandriot. You were cheating, too. The Mondrian is one of the hotels that's most used in porn.

I can't tell you how many times I've changed the Mongeon bedroom in the porn show. I'm like, I definitely checked in that room before. Without question. 1000% I was in that room before. That was the exact room. 1,000%. I've made pornos in the Mondrian. And then we went back and you went in the room I was in.

It's a very porn inviting hotel. It feels that way, yes. It feels like when you walk in the room, you have to get nasty in here. And it feels like 70s porn. Yeah, it's like that real, like, I was about to say. It feels like the bush should be present in the Mondria. Yeah, it's that very, very vintage porn feel in the Madrao. Even when I was out by the pool, like I kind of got that vibe.

Like at any moment of orgy could pop off. Yeah, it has that, it has porn vibes. At any moment, a director would walk by and be like, oh, I love you for the scene. Yeah, we shouldn't stay there anymore. Let's elevate this thing a little bit. I love the Mondria. I do too. Ever since that girl, no.

She was there to make a porno. She was definitely there for porn. She was in the middle of the elevator with six men. I don't know what they're doing over there. Like, I'm going to go there all the time. She was ready for the crew. Yeah, she was ready definitely for, what was it called? Do you think we gave that vibe off, though?

That we were ready to have sex with? No, that were the crew that would, like, do that. Like the crew could be in crew. No, no, no, no, no. We don't get it. I hope to God we don't. We have too many random, like, our crew is so diverse. There's like, no, you know what I mean?

It's like. That might be the crew that would do it, though. You think so? That's our bonding experience to come together. We all agree on this one girl. We also all have the same. type. Wait, the whole

crew is the same type? No, I'm talking about us three. Oh, yeah. Carl and Ed didn't have a different type. Wait, what's... What's Carl's type? What's the type? What's the type?

Wait, no, hold up. Wait, wait, we know. Now that we talk about what Carl type is, bro, we asked Carl during the Super Bowl, well, I don't know if I asked him or been... Maybe I asked him.

I said, Carl, would you date a white woman? He said... Oh, call... Yo, Carl is sick, bro. I'm aware. Carl said, would I date a white woman? Like, ah, fuck her, but I wouldn't, like, I wouldn't feed her.

I was like, wait, call. I'm like, what you mean you won't feed? What do you mean? He's like, nah, like, I wouldn't take her on a date, but like, ah, fuck her. I'm like, well, can she have water? Like, can you, like, can she breathe? Like, what do you mean? Like, that's a black king right now.

I just never heard. Can she get a rag after you night? Yeah, like, I won't feed her. We don't want the most human. He was dead-ass seriously when he said that shit too. The most human form of like interaction eating. You're like, why wouldn't you feed a white woman? And Carl looks like the guy that would date white women.

Carl would definitely like he had a bunch of white women if he went to college. If I didn't know you, I would think that. I know you, so I know that's not your style. But if I saw you, I would be like, oh, yeah, that's the black guy that dates white women. I could just tell by your jacket and everything. Yeah. He gave me petite mixed girl vibes. Like he likes short girls.

Petit mixed girls. So wait, hold on it. Apparently, DeMaris says everyone's typecast. Well, give it to us. What's Rory's? Curly hair, brown skin, Caribbean descent, unstable. Curry in the cabinet.

Heavy on the unstable. Heavy on unstable. Daddy issues. Mommy issues too. Freaky. Freaky, yeah. That's Rory's type. I sound like I have the most amazing type ever.

I love that type. That's my type too. We all have the same type. That's my type too on the law. I got a had a few like that. Have you ever talked to a stable girl? It's so trash. It's boring.

There's nothing exciting about it. That is crazy that we- You guys should try that now. Talk to a stable-old. Oh, no, I'm too old to be that whole, like I like crazy women thing. I'm way too old for that. You know, now I talk to, I only deal with stable women. But I definitely know what he means by it's a different level of personality, a different level of experiences with a woman that has issues at her home, comes from a broken home, traumatic experiences.

I'm telling you, it's a whole different experience. And it dilutes my unstableness. Like when I talk to a stable girl, it just, my unstableness just shines. Yeah. Because I'm the only unstable one in here. At least we can unstable each other. You understand.

And balance this shit out so I don't look as unstable. But I'm past that now. Your physics is fucking amazing. I need, I need a stable. It's on a periodical chart. I need a stable woman. I can't, I can't, those days are over. Completely over.

I mean, you did just get on the phone with a girl that you fucked twice and said, you are my ex. Which is why we're just friends. now. See how we're just friends. So you think that's all of our types? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Rory's types is all of our types? Mm-hmm. Ed and two? Rory likes them just a little bit browner.

Than you? Than you? Me? Are you calling you all the colors? I'm not calling you. No, no, no, I'm not calling you colors. That's not what I mean. What I'm saying is we're not. We are not doing that again. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I've seen more with some fire brown skin I love all shades of women. You've seen all. Rory likes dark skin women. That's why when they said that

about me, I was completely like, what are y'all talking about? I've literally dated women that were like really African, born in Africa, dark, dark, dark skin women. And I've dated white women. I don't care. I love women. You sounded like the white guy that said I voted for Obama. That's what you sound like, my best friend's black.

When they tried to call me a colorist, I was like, okay, these people just don't, they don't know me. We know you're not a colorist. Yeah, no, but I, women that know me was like, I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about. I've seen women you've dated and it's like you don't have a specific, you'll date any woman that you're attracted to. It doesn't matter which shade she is. I only care about feet. I appreciate nice feet on a woman. Absolutely. You have a foot fetish.

We've already discussed that though. I don't have a foot. See, when you say foot fetish, I go to thinking like, like I want her to do wow shit with her feet and that like turns me on. Like dip her feet in like chocolate and shit like that. Like that's not. It's very specific. He put an example out pretty quickly. No, because if you ever see foot fetter shit, that's all these guys like they just want them to pour shit on their feet and all that. I'm not into that. I just appreciate a woman.

Exactly. Like, I don't want that. Don't put your feet on my dick. Hell no. But I like a woman with nice feet. You never got a foot job? Fuck no. I'm too silly for that type of shit.

I would start laughing if a woman would start putting her feet on my dick and start like doing this. Like if she started doing this, like, imagine the chick doing this and I'm trying to watch the game, dog. Come on, man. Get off, get up. Get up. Get up. And like, at that point, I feel like you'd have to be face to face.

Yeah. Like, we've got to be facing this way. I'm looking at the TV. You got your feet on my dick. It's like, oh, come on, move, man. Legas is playing. Like, get out the way, but I don't know. I'm not into that thing.

But I do like a woman with nice feet, nice teeth, nice eyebrows, you know, good skin, you know, smells good, knows how to dress. I like a woman with style. I'm noticing that. Like, I really appreciate a woman with style. So, you fly. Y'all can be like fly. I've definitely seen like a fucking chicken some dirty chucks before.

Huh? You've definitely fucked a girl on some dirty chucks before. If we were coming from a festival, that's festival, uh, Coutor. You bagging a chick at the festival? Oh, my God. You, I've never seen you at a festival festival festival. We were at the Roots Picnic together. We were performing.

Yeah, but you saw me there. I was there, right? Did you mean like maneuver? No, I didn't. Yeah, none of us did. No, didn't. Came back home. Then we came back to New York, yeah.

We came back to New York. We came back to the show. Yeah. So we will be at the Roots Picnic this June. Roots Picnic, June 4th. I might have butchered that for the second. Sixth. No, the picnic is the second to the fourth, I believe.

I thought, is it two days, three days? The picnic is two days from the fourth to the fifth. The fourth to the fifth. That's why we pay you with the big bucks. June 4th to the fifth, Roots Picnic, Philadelphia. Shout out to everybody that's performing. Shout out to everybody that's putting it together. Shout out to the Roots, Quest, Love.

shout out to Gillian Wallow. They are curating the podcast stage. Shout out to Gillian Wallow. Yeah, looking forward to that, man. Philly is always a great time. And Roots picnic, to me, personally, just always has the best line-ups. Yeah.

Mary J. Blige with the Roots, Summer Walker, Wiz Kid, Jasmine. I'm gonna be so mad if we have to be on stage the same time as Summer Walkers on stage, I'm gonna be mad because I want to see some of the set. If I miss Jasmine. We were late to our set because we refused to leave the her set last time.

Yeah. Got to see her. We'll be late. Yeah, we have to go see her perform. So, yeah, I'm feeling that way if I don't get to see someone perform, I'm gonna be upset. DJ period live mixtape thing is by far my favorite thing in festival history, period. What Black Thought does is he picks two rappers and they perform their regular shit and Black Thought puts original verses on every song with the people.

That's dope. So this year he's doing it with Rick Ross and Benny the Butcher. So think of all your favorite Rick Ross songs. That's gonna be fired. Black Thought is gonna get up there and add an original verse to every single Benny and Rick Ross record. Just hearing, just hearing the Roots player Justice League beat? Yeah.

Just the idea that to me is fucking crazy. Yeah, but no, there's a lot of great. Yeah, I'm not missing, Yeba. Alex Eiseley, I'm not missing. Like, this is- Alex Isley, I want to see, I want to see, too. I want to see Alex Isley. This is a really, oh, Chief Keefe?

I'm not missing Chief Keefe. I didn't even see Chief Kee. Chief Keefe is on there. Oh, nah. It's fucking lit. Bang, bang. He bring him back, bang. Robert Glasper and Bilau,

definitely not missing that. Masego, we can. can miss. Yeah, fuck me Michael. That's my brother, man. That's my guy. Kurt Franklin. Kirk up there? You might need some Jesus after all that festival pussy. I might. I'm not gay.

And the way Mall said festival pussy like that, it is a little concerned. But yeah, shout out to the roots. Questlove, Black Thought. That should be fun, man, Philadelphia. I know it was Questlove's digital coordinator. I know he didn't really type my name. It was cool to see Questlove post us. Yeah.

And then say, Rory, one day you'll get your sign from God. I know it was like his, you know. Oh, it might have been Kest though. Quest love does not know who Rory is. I'm sure he does. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's ask him. Let's ask him at the festival. Hey, do you know who this guy is? When Jay Leno almost took my mom and her friend and kidnapped him, Quest wasn't there to help. To the telly. Yeah, but you weren't...

No, not to the telly, to his new mansion. But you may be a little more known now than you were back then. I guess. Yeah. I think Quest knows who you are. now. Based off my mother running a muck in 30 Rock. He should give you a pick for your beard. I think that would be a good.

You, Roy walked around picking out that motherfucking beard. It was little red hair. Yeah. It's like Christmas. Like tinsel? Like a pine tree just falling up. It's all everywhere. What are y'all on today?

Are y'all okay? It's been a weird episode. What happened at that Conway show? Holy shit, though. Yeah, but... It's been a really weird. Yeah, so yeah, we got the Amis. We got the, uh, the, the, uh, the,

The Roots Picnic coming up. We'll be doing more touring. More touring coming soon. And some other shit that they'll see soon too. Yeah, some more announcements coming soon as well, right? Yeah. Also, I think we'll have some... We're sitting down with some more people.

Soon I know we've got a couple of guests that have stopped by that are stopping by to kick her with us soon. Yeah, I'm excited. I know this always sounds like I'm hating on Drake. I don't mind that he has these rhyme captions now. I hate when things... He's playing into it now. You see that.

Of course he is. He's a very funny person. I just don't like when other people try to get in on the fun. Tori Lane's posted, smiling for a reason. They lied for a little season. What the fuck you did. But the time's coming. They go owe me back for all the meals eaten.

And then he put a devil emoji. Okay. I don't know what that means. We know what that means. What happened at the trial? I think it's still going on Oh yeah I think the trial is still

happening Trials take a while I think it's still going on All right Give us Give us some gossiping news Let's go crazy Did you guys talk about city of God

When it released Or did we hear it previously City of God The Fabio Alicia Keys and Kanye record Oh did we didn't talk about that I love that record I thought we talked about it

Oh yeah I definitely I like that record Shout out to Jimmy for using that sample first, Jimmy and Fat Joe. Yeah. But I like what Alicia did with it.

Oh, yeah, no, she killed that. What is that? A chain smoker song or some shit? I like the record. I thought it was dope. I thought it's, I don't know if he should have held it a little closer to it getting warmer out. This album releases the 22nd, allegedly. I think that record is going to be enough to continue to the summer.

Oh, no, that record is going to play through the summer. But I'm saying I think if he would have released it as a single right, like spring. You know what I mean? But I like the record a lot. I think asses will shake all spring and summer to that. Yeah, I like when Fabio gets in that, let me rap real quick bag. Yeah. Because he did it with Kanye on Donda.

And he's done in other songs. But I like when he wraps. Fabio is a, he's a better artist than I initially thought he was. Same with me. Like, I knew, I thought he had just caught a record. And I was like, damn, he caught a fucking bomb. I didn't, I didn't expect for him to be able to keep up with that and with that momentum. But he's definitely surprised me and definitely did.

that and he's getting better. Yeah. I like the way Fabio was sounding. I think he had the best verse on Donda, personally. And there was a lot of great verses on Donda. He had a good verse. J.L.L.E.L. would be, I think it's tied between him and J.L.E.L. Yeah.

Vavio had a really good verse on Donda. He spazzed on that shit. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, he's getting, he surprised me. Like I said, I just thought he was another, you know, another cat from the city that caught a record, and I was happy for him, happy for his crew. Like, you know, they had the moment when they did Paloosa.

I remember telling Benner. like because security was trying to stop all the, you know, all the, the whole block and the whole crew from jumping on stage. And I told Ben, I said, yo, this is Brooklyn. We in Brooklyn. You got to let them have this moment. All super nice guys, by the way, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, they didn't mess nothing up. They were super professional. A lot of these young cats get a bad rep, you know, based off the music and, you know, things like that. Now, don't get a twist. A lot of these dudes are serious dudes in the street and they're doing things that they shouldn't be doing. But, you know, that's part of, I can't knock it because that's part of,

growing up when I was their age, I wasn't doing some of these dudes doing it. But I definitely had some friends that was out there. But in that moment at Palooza, you know that they just wanted to have that moment and celebrate their homeboy and really rep for Brooklyn. So I had to tell Ben, I'm like, yo, just let them rush the stage, man. Let the whole crew on stage. And I don't want to, I do not want to see that record in the Barclays Center with just five-bio.

Yeah, no, no thanks. Got to let the whole block, let the whole crew on stage. Let another block too. But yeah, I'm happy for Fabio because he definitely surprised me. He's getting better. He sounds better. He's getting more into,

he's becoming a more artist now, for real. Like, you can hear it, you can see it. He's aligning himself with the right people. He's making the right moves. And I'm happy for him. And that record, City of God, is dope. I like it. Look at Alicia always trying to get Frank out the paint

with the New York records. Yeah. Every time. Well, you know, when she has... They got to play City of God at at fucking Shea Stadium when they win. Well, Alicia Keys is like... Because Frank's taking over your age.

Stadium. Yeah, she's like the official voice of New York anthems. I mean, once you do, uh, you know. Well, her and little mama. Well, yes. Little Mama's, she'll see a little mama shoot her shot at Meek Mill. She shot a shot at Meek Mill. Yeah, she said she wanted me. Really? Mm-hmm. I like it. No, you don't. No, you don't. Why can't like it? You don't like it. You don't like that. Why do you like it? Tell me why you like that. Because their couple name would be Meek Mama. Low-L, Little, or it would still be Little Mama. I mean. Or it would still be Little Mama. I think. Or no?

Lil Mill? Little Mill? No. Mama Mill? Meek Mama. They won't have a couple names. They won't have a couple. But that really?

She shot a shot at Meek. That seems like... She posted a picture of him said, I want to give you your flowers. Like... Oh, she's just telling him she's a good... I love a good artist. Shooting his shot. Brooklyn chicks will shoot their shot.

They'll shoot you too. I know. And more ways than it's not Tondra. They'll shoot you for sure. Ask Raven. She out there. You don't even know that she's from Brooklyn. I asked she is from Brooklyn.

I told you. I saw the Gucci sneakers. Oh, God. A girl got Gucci sneakers on in New York. She can only be from two places. That's not true. Not true. Every borough I've seen women wear.

Rory has Gucci sneakers. I know. I'm a woman from Brooklyn. Why y'all went over that ass Raven? She was out like a work call. I was like, yo, Raven, where you from? The sty. The sty?

I told you. She even said Brooklyn. She said the star. She said Brooklyn. Bad style. Okay. I told you. Do or die after?

No, I hope not. I walked away. Once I heard bedstile, I swiftly walked into the green room. But yeah, I think if a woman has on Gucci Sneaker, she can only be from either Brooklyn or Harlem, and I would have known if she was from Harlem. But I feel like that you don't know every last person that's from Harlem. I would have known if Raven, the woman that works in the same village with me, I would know if she was from Harlem.

Okay, I thought you may just know if you saw her, be like, oh, I know her, she's from seventh at. No, no, no, no, no. I mean, I would have seen her before. We would know, you know, some of the same people. Harlem is small, bro. It's very small. New York City is small.

But Hall of specifically small is small. Like it's, I'm talking about extremely, like I remember, I think I told the story before, I got in, I didn't really get into it, but it was a little static with some younger dudes. And the dude who I felt like me and him was going to have an issue, I went to high school with his mother. I'm like, look, I'm like, I went to high school with your mom, bro. Like, he, 20. You're that old. Yeah, he was 23 because I remember she was pregnant young.

She was pregnant when she was like 18, I think, something like that. And yeah, he was like 23 now. I'm like, I'm like, I want to high school with your mom. Then the plot twisted and Moll ended up being the father. No, I'm not. And he was about to do it. Then he was like, nah, I can't do it to my own son. What's the, uh, J record?

That's basically, that's what happened. Oh, um, meet the parents. Yes, thank you. Meet the parents. Um, but yeah, no, that wasn't the case. But yeah, Hallam is very small. Meet the parents is funny in retrospect. The song?

He's not going to kill his own. That shit. It's a great record, but we needed a visual to that. We needed a visual to that. It would have been very helpful. We need a visual to that. Great story. And so Jay was trying to get in his storytelling back at that time. Soon you'll understand. Game of bingo. We almost got through episode without mentioning Jayz.

Who cares? We mentioned Drake. We mentioned Jay. Mentioned Kanye. Did we? Yes. Something. City of God. We missed the city of God. We missed some, city of God. Still mention Kahn. Yeah. Said some horny shit. Bingo. New Roy and Waw Bingo.

Bingo, there it go. We come with everything. We got bingo already. We got the card. Come on. Exactly. You've won nothing. But no, I feel like that's going with it. We won't have to stay too local. But I feel like how people dress in each bro is kind of dead. That used to be a thing. But now kind of everyone dresses very similar. Yeah, because you have social media, so you know what to wear because you see somebody

wearing it and they usually tag it and have the link right there. And you usually have a credit card in hand and you can buy whatever you see on your phone now. So everybody, you know, that was the thing of before social media. Like, you had to really be outside. You had to really be at these events. If you were an artist, you had to really be downtown waiting to bump into somebody coming out. You had to really steal polo. Exactly.

You had to really be. Why did you just think of that? Because I wish people were stealing polo. Because we used to get it cheaper. No, they are. No, but, nah, but see, the scammers are different now. They're trying to charge like they making this shit. It's like they charging you 75%.

And it's like, bro, you stole this. Yeah. You can't charge me 75% of it. with this shit calls? That's my stealing fee. Nah, man, come on. See this. That's my stealing fee.

I miss when the scammers was like, when the skimers was like, man, just give me something for it. I remember when the scammers used to tell you that. Like, yo, listen, man, I want $200 for, but give me something for it. You get them 50, they're like, all right, cool. I'm going to a rubble tomorrow.

That was like the real, because you know why? Scammers back then were like really drug addicts. They were really crackheads. Scammers now and dudes that's boosting now, these niggas got jobs. They don't need, they don't need this. Where they got the credit card thing from.

Exactly. They don't need this money, but they just like, nah, you know, this is a little extra income. But, yeah, that's why I appreciate just the time before social media because if you was really fly, like somebody had to, you had to really go shopping for pieces. You had to know which stores to go to and, you know, which spots to hit. But now you had to just open your phone and you see one girl wearing this dress fashion over. You can go get it. But I think people still do that.

I think people still do that. I think those are the more fly people that aren't just going on their phone and getting whatever name brand shit. Yeah. Like I just don't. I just like because, again, this social media shit has made the world so small. Like, everybody is connected. Social media is on our bingo car too. Sorry.

Yeah. I don't know. We got bingo a long time ago. But I do love it because it gives access. It gives information. It gives, you know, the ability to share product, to share art and creativity and shit like that. So it has its pros and its cons either way. but I don't know what the fuck we was talking about.

Burrows and how people dress? Burrows, yeah. So I knew that Raven was from Brooklyn because she had on Gucci sneakers and Demaris downed me and she asked Raven Ravens from the style. Shout out to Raven. Sweetheart, she gets our cards done.

She secures the building. Don't fuck around. She'll kick your ass. I believe that. Not Rory. Maul. Can you give me an invite to the Rock Nation brunch

since you hosting it? I'm not hosting, but I got you. All right, cool. Well, I mean, you put the guest list together. You curate it. I'm in the mood to get married. You're reading the, you're on the mood to get what? All right, man.

What did she say? She ain't saying nothing. What did Hesu say? Nothing. Everybody's just saying shit. I don't hear nobody. What is it? What is, what?

Do you know the Dow is down right now? I don't know right now. Who gives a fuck about the Dow? Wait, what? What's the fuck, Edith? Yo, we're taking your mic away. Yeah, I, Eddie. You're adding you the mic to begin with.

Eddott's talking with candles letting no clothes on. That's why he blocks this part off so we can't see his nasty ass way. Put your clothes on, Edon. I can't see you, but you sound like you ain't got no clothes on, man. Yo, this is the most chaotic episode. I love it. I fucking love it. When is the Rock Nation brunch?

Probably in April, right? March. It's around the Grammys, I think, are first week of April. Yeah, so the Rock Nation Brunch will probably be there. I don't know. Either way, we'll be in there. I'm calling Tata. I'm calling Emory, calling Biggs.

Just every name, huh? Yeah, no. Fuck that. We're in there. But I'm going to eat, though. I'm going to really eat. I ain't going to end in the spread. Yeah, I'm going to eat.

Fruit. There's a spread. Put me by the pineapples and the watermelons and the grapes and shit like that. That's over there. Yeah, that's my zone. I'm gonna lock that whole shit down. You're not gonna mix the ace with the deuce?

Nah, I'm savi-on. Give me some savi-on, some wine. I'm cool. You can't do champagne, bro. You never mix the ace with the deuce? That was a wild night of a hab. I can't do champagne. Worst hangover in the world.

I can't do it. I cannot drink champagne. I know these artists have told the youth to do a lot of bad things. Murder, kill. Just flood your communities with drugs. But mixing, I think mixing the ace with the deuce is the worst advice. a rapper has ever

or artists ever give it anyone you should not mix the ace with the Zeus you should you should not do that that's just not a good idea I wouldn't recommend that

purchase both drink them in separate times purchase both and you know but pick one and the other one stay away from because I just

I don't know why people like mixing liquors I don't know why that became a thing because we hate ourselves yeah but that's just like I don't that's not a fun night

being drunk is not a fun it's fun being drunk is not fun bro Oh, you're cool. Y'all have fun. You like your sex, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about drunk. Not a little tipsy.

Being drunk is fun. Being fucked up is not fun. Drunk and fucked up is sick. No, I didn't know that. I thought, I thought it was a tipsy. Actually, it's tipsy lit, drunk, then fucked up. See, they're trying to cut the dope up too much now. I'm not, see, I'm not.

But you know exactly. It's all about who you text. Well, Roy's an alcoholic. You know exactly what levels I'm talking about. Of course. Well, once you're an alcoholic, there's no less. There's no life. I'm just living.

Oh, this is alcohol. I thought it was water. Been drinking tea on these episodes, though. Yeah. Yo, listen, bro, I wanted to tell you on camera, I'm proud of you. Thanks, man. You cut down on your drinking of the wines. I appreciate it.

I haven't seen you drink whiskey and I don't know how long. Oh, I've cut out hard alcohol. Yeah, I've just seen you on your wine shit. They tried to give me last night the Conway shit. And I was like, nope. Okay, good. I'm proud of you, man. No way.

Proud of you. Yeah, even when we've gone out, like gone out, out, Rory has to been drinking wine. Yeah, man. He doesn't fall into the tequila trap. I put everybody in. That's all I drink is water and wine. I'm trying to be like Jesus.

I mean, I don't like soda juices every now and then, but yeah, I'm just a water. That's good. And then sometimes you get them urges. Jesus, no. Jesus. No, DeMaris. Okay. Go ahead.

I don't know, it's fine. Just talking about my recovery. You're just sharing? My bad. I'm sorry. We are extremely, extremely proud of you. I saw some meme where they were putting like, of Eminem, Mary, Dre, Snoop, and everyone on the stage

and was like putting all their accomplishments. And they said, Mary's been sober for, I don't know how many years, Eminem has been sober for how many years? I'm like, have y'all been in these people's houses? Stop. Like, how do we know they're not drinking? Em has told us for 30 years that he's sober and then makes the recovery album,

then makes Taddick album. Like, these people are addicts. Yeah. Let's go on at home. We shouldn't all just be like, oh, they're sober now. Yeah, let's go on at home. I hope they're sober.

Yeah, I do too. I do too. Well, you have alcohol in your home and you don't drink it. Oh no, I have a whole bar. That's, but for, that's for people. Like, I know everyone doesn't love Saudi alone. Like a true addict. Oh, no, that's for the people.

Me and bitter was in Rory House, like, under the bed and shit. Like, where is the tequila? I know he got some in here. You don't even have tequila in the crib no more? No, I put in the freezer for them. We didn't know where, but we didn't want to ask, right? So we're just sneaking around. So, yeah, I just going through his, Lori's house looking for.

We have a basement room. We in the closet and shit. in the new balanced boxes. I could have a whole bar in the office. Yeah, but the bar didn't have any more tequila in it. We drunk that. We were looking for the second bottle. So, clearly, they have a problem.

Yeah, right? They're in closets looking for tequila. Like, what the fuck? Get off the floor, DeMaris. Ask this man, where the tequila is in his house. You don't have to live like this. I keep telling you this. Well, you guys were on tender.

I didn't want to bother you. It's not like I'm hiding the heroin. Like, if there is no tequila here, we can just go get some. Yeah, that too. I'm going to say, Damaris, all in the closet under the bed. Oh, no. She was like, I'm going to order some to kill. I was like, I have two bottles right here in the freezer.

They're going through my whole shit. They're on the roof. I'm like, no, it's in the freezer. Where it's supposed to be? It's supposed to be right in the fridge. You're going to work hard for this fucking podcast. You do. You do.

So we want us to get. And I didn't forget, I'm still taking you to dinner for Valentine's Day. I'm sorry. Listen, Dee, I feel so bad about that. You don't understand. You didn't take her? No, no, we was busy. We had to shoot Wednesday.

You got out with that Buda con with him? No. We had to shoot Wednesday. That was on Valentine's Day? That was a day after Valentine's Day. Okay. I thought you were taking it right after our Valentine's Day episode. No, we went, I did something after that.

Oh, he was being a husse. No, I went to the game. Oh, okay. Went to the Knicks game. How many tickets you had? I just won. You court side at the Nick game with the models. Demaris is at fucking Buda Khan, shaking ass.

I was not shaking ass at Buda Khan. What were you doing at Buda Khan? What did you eat? Everything was nasty. Really? No, I'm lying. The smoke salmon dumplings were really good. Okay.

That sounds good. But the lamb wasn't. The lamb wasn't. They had a good cocktail, too. Okay. Me and Tashay went out for, you know, just to treat ourselves and stuff. Oh, shout out to Tashay. Yeah, we went out.

Split the check? Yeah. Oh, you threw it down. You know Big Mama Dee. You know Big Mama Dee. You slammed that. The heavy one, too. She slammed that, she slammed that, that business card down.

We paid for that? Nah. Y'all still ain't gave me my business car, quiet as this fucking cat. Because we ain't, we dig out of shit. No. No. Yeah. The fuck.

We bought. We bought your LLC, what you're talking about? That was an amazing gift. Yeah. Exactly. Now, well, we don't even have the card yet. We are the meme of, hey, he bought you a bag, but did he buy your LLC? We bought Demaris's LLC.

You know what I'm saying? Who else but us, Dee? She didn't even know. Loyan was like, yo, that LLC is covered. See? I literally hate you guys. Wait, so now. We can't do nothing.

So listen, listen. So I'm in the room with Roy. We're figuring out the calendar and shit like that. We're doing it. Rory's like, yeah, I got a wedding to go to. We got to go to L.A. We got to go to London. What happened to Miami?

Y'all don't fuck with me. And this is, you know what? Dee, we can always go to Miami. Me and the fans have came to the conclusion that y'all don't fuck with me. And it's cool. Do not fall into that bullshit that we don't fuck with you because that's bullshit, first of all. We can go to, Dee, we can go to Miami. Yeah, we can go to Miami.

You want Miami to LLC? Yeah. Miami or London. Like. Or dinner with J.C. Yeah. Like, what you want? Yeah, like, what you want?

Miami. Take your pick. Miami. She wants tutsies. That's what she want. Yo. No. We can go to Miami another time.

I am fucking. We can go to Miami. Literally anytime. Why does it have to be your birthday? Because it's my fucking birthday. I think your birthday in London would be way more lit than your birthday. We're not going to London. And we wouldn't even be in London for my birthday.

Rory has a wedding. Congrats. I knew you was going to do it one day, bro. Yo. I knew it. I'm doing like Miguel. I'm going to just post. I'm going to just post it when it's.

Edit how much time we got where we at With the time Yeah you know how hilarious that would be Excuse me Hesluss you're saying something I couldn't hear you Excuse me Don't tell me when the end motherfucker

Turn your mic off He just came That's why he said that He just put his clothes back on We should end it Because I'm finished He just had post nut clarity It was like oh god

We need to get out of here Is there anything else we need to talk about Before we close out The most chaotic episode I feel like it was something. There was absolutely nothing more. No, I feel like it was something we should talk about. Oh, we should at least mention before.

I got all the time in the world. We'll be back next week. Don't worry about it. I'm debating. Should I go back home and then back to the city? What time is the show? I don't know. Probably like eight something.

The show you're going to do. Alchemist, Bodie James. Shout out to Alchamist, Bodie James. Bronson. Action Bronson. Earl sweatshirt. Mall. me

Rory Damaris Well I'm not You're performing You're hosting I'm not hosting But yeah Alchemist

Is on tour With Boldie Are you guys doing Hostings Somebody asked me That by the way Y'all doing Walkthrough?

I would do a walkthrough For fun Because I would just want to know A walkthrough In 2020 Looks like And I want to see The Flyer

But people If it's a good flyer I'm not doing it It's got to be a shitty Rap events They like rap events They want you guys To do like

Walk or walk through for a rap event like a underground rap event like niggas is battling or something or niggas is performing niggas is like you know just a link in and sharing mixtapes like that kind of thing

playing new music I got to ask that question do you guys have a walkthrough rate I'm cool dude same same price as the dinner with hove yeah I'm not walking through no rap wait I have an actual question what is y'all writer

oh that's easy I need a fruit plate Hummus Hummus I need some tea Some peppermint tea Some honey I need two strippers

Um We've never gotten those They've left that Completely disrespected our rider It's just Paxil and Saviom Blanc with me I'm easy I need Yeah that's probably it

Oh you gotta separate my I like these vegan Like these these chocolates, but you got to separate them, though. The ones that Eddn got you after he put his clothes back? Yeah, it was pretty good after he put his clothes back on. Eddn, how can we never walk through your DJ events? Come to the Stumble Inn on Saturdays.

The Stumble Inn? Yes. It's a cool little name. We should stumble into the Stumble in. Bring a camera. I would love to see how you guys react to be DJ. Oh, I know towards the end of the podcast, most people stop listening. That's just natural with all podcasts.

I should have plugged this earlier. If you're trying to do something in New York City on Saturday, Sunday, and I want to say Monday, Terris Martin and Aaron Ray are doing shows at the Blue Note. If you're trying to impress Shorty, really? Like, that's the show to go to. Saturday, Sunday, Monday?

Yeah, so we're not going to the Stumble in. I'm sorry. Or maybe we can have the after party at the Stumble in. We could do that. Yeah, I think the shows are Saturday and Sunday. Or Friday, Saturday, Sunday, something like that. They're doing three. Shout out to Aaron Ray.

Yeah, with Terris Martin. If you're trying to, like, show Shorty, like, your cultural. and like you don't do the regular date, go to the blue note. Got you. But I got you on tickets if you want to bring your ex. Now that she's single.

That's not my... You know, you're crazy, man. But yeah, shout out the air raid. Tashay. Shout out to Teres Martin. At the Blue Note, you said? Yeah. Okay, cool.

All right, anything else? I have to go by myself and, you know, have a little wine night with myself. I will be there on Saturday evening. All right, cool, well. Sunday, then. Sounds like everybody got their weekend together. I suppose.

All Star Week in this weekend. NBA All Star Weekend and Cleveland. Oh, we got invited to a party. Shout out to the All Stars. Yeah, Rich Paul, Clutch Sports is having an event or is UTA having? Is that a UTA event or is that Clutch? Who's ever listening? Probably can't get in.

So I don't even know what I'm saying. I know. I know we were invited to, I don't know if it was it a clutch or UTA party. I don't even fucking know. I don't know. But either way, shout out to Cleveland, hosting All Star Week in this weekend, NBA All-Star weekend in Cleveland. Cold is shit out there.

Should I do an all-star game? The actual party, not to wait Super Bowl, because we were shooting content and shit. But, like, All-Star Saturday, boy, you would have to do All-Star Saturday night and then for the game on Sunday. I would do the game on Sunday. Just the game?

Because Saturday I have a lot to do. Yeah, that might be cool. Get some respectable Harlots over there. Why not? Do you have any women? No. Okay. Yeah, so listen, man, that's our show for the week.

we'll be back Tuesday so y'all enjoy your weekend have fun be safe stay close to your loved ones stay healthy yeah that's about it man I'm that nigger he's just ginger and we'll be back next week

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