New Rory & MAL - Episode 427 | Thanksvegan Dinner

Episode Date: November 27, 2025

Happy Thanksgiving NRM fam! Mal sets up a vegan Thanksgiving dinner for Rory and Demaris as the crew reflects on what they are thankful for in 2025 #volume All lines provided by hardrock.betSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human. The volume. Oh my God. Are we friends? Is this Thanksgiving? Hi, well, welcome. Is supper a white thing?

Yes. We always said dinner, though. My family never said supper. We ought to have enough money. Supper's a... Yeah, it's more of a rich white thing. Suppers are time to, like, 6 p.m. and supper. Okay.

7 p.m. would be dinner. Got you, okay. Really? I think so. Anytime I heard somebody say supper, his son was still out. I've almost known enough to go to the supper club. Yeah. I've been to the supper club, actually.

How was it? It's cool. Oh. Yeah. It's just cool? Like, you can't tell us. Was Frank Sinatra there? No.

Not that supper club. It's another supper club. But, all right, so it is the holidays. And I know we kind of canceled Thanksgiving over the years, even though every year we celebrate Thanksgiving. But that's neither here nor there. So today we're going to do a friends giving. It's just like, you know, I wanted to try. This is, yeah.

I kind of invented this thing. This is my thing. but I ordered some vegan, some vegan plates, some vegan dishes so we can try them. Let me know what you think. This is my first time. Just pour the wine that I've bought you from the cup. Don't try to hide to our viewers. No, no, no, this is everything is on the go.

I got a red cup. Yeah, yeah. I'll have some of the devil's nectar. Yes, I got you. I don't want to show a label because we're not, we're not sponsored. Yeah. They didn't give us the, there you go. Thank you.

We'll take some of the devil. It's a little chilled. Okay. I love them all drink. me. Yeah, no, this almost feels like the painful Chinese cereal. You get nothing. It's nothing. All right, so I want to have a few different vegan dishes. And I haven't, I've never ate from this spot. So we're all trying this together for the first time as a family. It smells great. It smells great. I'm not on the side. Smells can be deceiving. But we're going to try it. It's all

vegan. I still think it's going to suck. So we're going to, we're going to start with. That looks amazing. This is the, this is a mac and. cheese. That looks incredible. Listen, man, we're just going to dig in. Wait, we didn't think this through. Josh, can you get some spoons? Yeah, Josh, get some spoons, please.

Okay, greens. This makes sense. Got some wings. Okay, all right. Some barbecue wings. Oh, shit, see. I'm already going to light the whole place on fire. Oh, God, worry.

Oh, those are real candles. Oh, fuck. We got some Brussels sprouts. Well, those are just next to me. All right. Brussels are going to be great. I'm not worried about the veggie. I'm very nervous on eating this impossible meat here. Pause.

Well, just try it, man. This looks great. What is, is this the jerk mac and cheese that you are? I don't know if that one is jerk. Open up on the other ones. Okay. Wait, that was, wait, he really ordered jerk mac and cheese this weekend? I asked.

Once Maul gave me the menu, I was ready to just sit here and go through everything. Serving spoons. Thank you, Josh. You're doing a great job, man. Don't let them tell you any different. This looks like the same. See, Maul, you ordered all this, so you need to tell us exactly what everything is. So this one of these is just the mac and cheese, and one of them is jerk mac and cheese with, um,

this looks like, this looks like ground beef. Yeah, it looks like it, but it's not. So, all explaining me what vegan shit is? Like plant base. It's all plant base. It comes from. Okay, so what plant is? Either vegetables or it comes from some of, a lot of it, a lot of things you find is like,

which I stay away from is like tofu, like soy. I'm trying to talk to much of that. They said that the whole impossible meat thing was bad though, no? I mean, everything is bad, but you know. Like it's more processed than I think any meat. Oh yeah, for sure, definitely, without a doubt. Okay, so then so vegan may be worse for me. Well, vegan, it depends on what type of vegan eat.

This is like kind of like almost fast food vegan. Well, I mean, before I take a bite, would you like to lead us in prayer? Would I like to leave a prayer? Let us, let us let us get out. Would I like to lead us in prayer or something? Do you have everything to matter? Where did the spinach at? I didn't get it right here.

spinach is right here. Okay, let me try this one. There. I already know spinach is going to be good. I already know spinach is going to be good. That's already know what Tom it is with that. Oh, okay, here. This is the jerk chicken. Oh, that's the jerk mac and cheese? Yeah. So then what mac and cheese is this? This is just regular mac and cheese. But it's with the ground beef. Yes. Well, not ground beef. Yeah, impossible ground beef. It's impossible that that's not me. It's impossible that that's not me. So, baby, you over there. Baby, you over there. Baby. with it fucking mixing. I'm just trying to see what the fuck is going on.

So do you feel like... I trust you. I'm trying to trust you. Have you eaten here before? I've never had this, baby, Dee. Mall! I've never had this, but this was... There's only four vegan spots in the world.

Not in New York City. They're fucking everywhere. Really? Well, as you guys know, if you were on our Patreon, if you're not, you need to be. Me and Maul had our vegan date, but he took me to a nice place. He got you like some bullshit.

Like me... That's why we're open. This smells good, though. I'm not mad at this. Yeah, no, we're going to try it. Let's try everything. Do you think like... Demarice, you're going to leave us in prayer?

I got you. Why you became vegan was you really wanted to take like the pause game that your family invented to the next level. That you think it's even gay to even eat it. I just tried it. I thought it was good. So I was like, okay, we can do this. This is I can do.

I can do vegan. We can have vegan food. It's the straightest thing you can do. Are we going to hold hands? Not eat meat. All right. Are we all of the same denomination? I'm Catholic.

Oh. I don't believe in religion. You have one a Jesus piece. I believe in God, not religion. You have angels and a Jesus piece. I believe in God, not religion. It's a difference. Well, God, higher power, whatever one of the saints that Rory prays to, thank you so much.

The New Orleans Saints is who are you. Hey, I'm actually Muslim, which is crazy. I just want to thank you for having us all together, letting us be able to celebrate another year of the New Rory and Maltz show together as a family. I want to thank you for the food and the hands that prepared it. Please let them have been clean. Keep us blessed and don't have this give us the shits or make us sick. Amen.

It's non-dairy, baby, so you're not going to shit. Dairy is not the only thing that makes you shit. Food poisoning does too. Yeah, the way your stomach handles dairy now is probably how mine's going to deal with this. I'm acting about it. Oh, it's just hamburger helper. This is definitely hamburger helper. This is hamburger helper.

Okay. Not bad. It's not terrible. Right? It's not terrible. It's not good. But it's like, if I had to be a vegan, yeah, this would be fire to a vegan. But this is just like unseasoned hamburger over.

It's not bad. I'm not terrible. I just feel like shouldn't they season at least the peppers? Like I get the fake meat part, but at least season the other vegan shit. The Brussels are, um. The cheese is. not funky. Oh, you can hear us chewing, right? That's why I didn't even want to do the lap mics. Pige is sick. That's how I know Pige is sick. With the lab mics, I know you're hearing

every last some ASMR shit of us eating, which is gross. I was telling people, well, some people like that sound. Me, I'm one of those people, but I was. Yeah, but it depends who it is, though. I was telling Pige that we couldn't have the big mic sitting up here in our faces where we're trying, like, that's crazy. No, I get it, but at least I could move the mic away while I'm chewing. How's the jerk one? I have not tried it yet. This is, all right, the ground beef, fake ground beef. I'm not mad at it.

I would eat that and think it's just unseasoned ground beef. This I'm, let me get a little more of the white sauce on it. But then again, the white sauce doesn't even have dairy in it, so it's probably shitty white sauce. Eat it. Oh, that looks, ooh. That's nasty. It's looking at it. It's nasty.

Rory. Which one was that? The jerk. That is so bad. It's bad? Yep. Oh my God. That is so bad.

Wait, Mall, you try it. Can we not show this place, by the way? I don't even want... Rory got her only one I can see that. Nobody can see it. Okay, I just want to make sure we're not shitting on a restaurant. Oh, my God. Why not? If it's shitty, it's shitty.

Oh, you're sweet. Okay, so... Yeah, I don't want to do that to a restaurant. That's fucking bad. Holy shit. You have vegan taste buds. It's not that bad. that bad. He's being dramatic. Let me see.

Tamara. Because you told you live in. I like the other one better though. No, this is, I'm not mad at this. I would eat a whole platter of this. This is nasty. So if y'all saying this is worse, I know this is nasty. That white sauce might be the worst white sauce I've ever had in my life. Well, you don't even know what the sauce is. You just keep saying white sauce. Because it's white sauce. Yeah, but there's different parts of white sauce. It goes what I'm saying. White sauce. It's not the white sauce from the corner stores from the bodegas.

That's just like terrible yogurt. I like the jerk one. So I'm saying that jerk is bad. But this, whatever this one was called on the menu, I'm not. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not crazy.

That's the worst shit I ever tasted in my life. That's nasty. It's so fucking bad. That's bad. That's bad. All right. So now what? The other one's better than that one.

The regular one, not the jerk one. So what am I biting into here? That's probably soy. No, I can see there's soy sauce on it. What type of meat? There's no meat. I know, but like the... It's soy.

What is soy? Tofu. Tofu? It's tofu. Okay. All right, bro, go ahead. You go first. What is it?

Yeah, this is supposed to be what, a barbecue? Barbecue wing. Are we eating at the same time? Wait, but I'm trying to think with real barbecue sauce, is there anything animal product in there? Barbecue sauce? No. It's good stuff. I'm cool.

I'm cool. I don't like stuff that appears. Like, I don't like fake wings anywhere. Listen, man, some animals should die. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. And that ain't it. The first Mac was good.

That's okay. That's the only one I'm gonna keep eating. What the fuck is that? All right, so why do they try to make it? I don't even like the way it looks. It's fucking with me. Here's my thing. I understand why lesbians use dildos.

Oh, fuck you. Even if they don't like dick, I imagine that's the sensation that works how the Lord put it together. You can like dick and not like men, but go ahead. Fair. Why do vegans try to make the shit? Why does this like, why are you trying to make it even look like chicken? Because people miss chicken. Duh. I'm not one of those people, but. So you're basically a lesbian. No, I don't know how you got to that, but no. I'm definitely not a lesbian. Yeah, man calls himself a lesbian.

Ma, does your wife have to be vegan? No. So. She needs whatever you want. What's your favorite animal? Like in the forest? Yeah. Or like in the world? Yeah. I wish since we're saving the animals right now, like, What's your favorite animal? I love elephants, man. Pause. I love elephants.

Why? They're just, like, so majestic. They are majestic. So beautiful. Have you ever seen an elephant give birth? Yeah. They've fucking crazy, right? They just shit it out and keep walking.

And then the baby keeps walking. The baby comes out walking. What's your favorite animal? Cheetah. Why? Cheetahs and panda. Well, you know why her favorite animal is a cheetah. Because she likes them and they run away?

Because she's a cheetah. Fuck you. Oh, I get it. Because she's cheating. Gotcha. Anyway, I like cheetahs. They're really fast. They don't fuck with humans.

And then... They don't fuck with humans. They don't be bothering humans. And then... How many humans just be chilling with cheetahs? Yeah, how many... But other animals will attack... Like, other animals in the jungle will attack a human.

There's, like, maybe two reported cheetah attacks in the world. Who reported it? Let me see the ballistics. Yeah. How did they get the right cheetah? You know, ballistics have to do with guns, right? It's okay. It's okay. It's Thanksgiving. Kids don't got to know how to read. Yeah. Cheetahs don't be fucking anybody.

Yeah, but anytime a human is killed by animals, it's the humans fault. Yeah, you was in some animal. Why are you over there? No, for sure. Mind your business. For sure. But I like panda bears too. I think pandas are really cute. Pandas? Pandas and koalas. They're cute. Coalas get... Climidia. We know. they caught it from you and your people.

I've never fucked a koala. I can assure you. Can you assure you? If there's one thing, I can tell you, I've never fucked a koala. I've never seen a koala. I've had chlamydia, though. You got it from the koala. So.

Otters are my favorite animal. Is there anybody during Thanksgiving like y'all don't look forward to? Like any family members, y'all don't look forward to? One beer Charlie. I told y'all about him. My uncle, they call One Beer Charlie. He's coming.

One beer Charlie? I told we had a whole episode about that. I told you he only bring one beer. Yeah, he brings the one to talk in. Oh, boy. Yeah, that's all I take for him to start talking about the Jews. No. That's a sick nigga that walking around with one tall can of beer.

Yeah, he don't have. That's a sick one. He don't have to bring that. And then he comes to my house every time. He's like, eh, put that dog up. Oh, my dog's dead. No, she won't be there. Damn, that just made me really fucking sad.

But every other Thanksgiving, he's like, yo, put that dog up. She live here and you ain't bring shit. I have like a big dog, but she's friend. Like, she was. She's an American bully, but she, she won her to fly. Oh, okay. She lit her, though.

You ain't bring shit. Ain't bring her no toy, no offerings, no beer. Ain't bring the rolls. Like, ain't bring shit. You let her play with the can after even if you were drinking the gift. This is how, of course, we're recording this before Thanksgiving. It's coming out on Thanksgiving. This is what my dad texts me at 4.19 p.m.

My godfather's house in Jersey Shore. Yeah, he says, somebody forgot to put the hidden key back at the shore. house. Kevin has a doctor's appointment tomorrow. Any chance I can stay at your house tonight. I had no idea. My dad was even in New Jersey. He'd be moving and grubing. I had no fucking idea. He'd be moving and grubing. I didn't know he was coming for Thanksgiving. I didn't know any fucking thing. He lives life, man. Not even a heads up, y'all. Be in Jersey. Yo, can I stay at your house? He figured it out. Yeah. He figured out how to move through life. I'm just had my winter bay on and just go. But that's what I'm saying. Can I stay at your house?

you got your little camper joint. Like, it ain't that cold out. It's not yet. Doesn't it have heat in? Like, I've been in it once. I didn't stay the night. Oh, I felt like you could. It's not in the room for both of us.

You said I didn't stay the night. I'm trying to figure out if I could ever date a man that was like riding around in a Wittabago. No. Why? You can't date a nigga that got a two bedroom condo. Don't do that. That's not true.

Okay, you can date them. gonna work out. Whatever. Anywho. Just saying. What's the first Thanksgiving you guys did with a significant other? I've only done one. Need more wine? I've only done one. Only done one. But both families coming together at my crew. Oh, no. Oh, that's what you're doing.

Oh, no, I've never, I've never done that. Our Irish and Guy needs together in one house on Thanksgiving. And even. So much racism. Also, people that. that aren't like really, I consider them family, but they're not blood. Like, that's how big that Thanksgiving was. We just had everybody there.

How was it? Oh, it was incredible, actually. Probably one of my favorite Thanksgivings ever. Like, what was the fool? Like, who was responsible for most of the food? Guy in each. I, my suggestion was, let's just let all the guy on the east side cook. They cook way better than us.

But my mom, as stubborn as she is, I'm gonna cook two I'm gonna cook two so it was both sides we had all the fold out tables everything of traditional Thanksgiving and good Thanksgiving

and it you could clearly see what side was picked which trade you could see what was the light as I will say this we made a lot of turkey noodle soup for the next two weeks oh

first of all turkey noodle soup is good fuck y'all turkey Food soup? Instead of chicken noodle soup. You take the left over turkey. It's good. Why y'all, all right, nigga, that's chicken noodle soup. I know, but it's, it's with turkey. It's with turkey. Yeah, but

it's the same thing. It's, yeah. I'm gonna do the same thing this year. That's my favorite part of outside of doing the sandwich the next day with the cranberry sauce and cranberry sauce on the sandwich is nasty. You are out of your fucking, look at the white term, the white term, all to riot. No, you got to do the, you got to do the, you got to do the, the way

they spread the mayo on a sandwich, the day after Thanksgiving, you spread that cranberry sauce on the bread like it's male. It's supposed to be mayo. It's supposed to be mayo. You know, you can throw some mayo with the cranberry sauce. I'm not mad at that. Oh, my God.

Do you close a sandwich? You leave it open, like a hot open turdic sandwich. Well, usually I do it on rye bread. See, please know what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's why. That's why you do shit. That's why they agree on, yeah, it's white shit. Yeah, usually I do it on rye.

So it's an open sandwich because it's all right. The next day, I'm still eating it when I was. I'm eating it with the food. I throw a little mash or with the food. I throw a little mash in the sandwich. Like, I'll do that. Mashed potatoes on the sandwich is fucking crazy. Just a little light, just a little light.

Light little touch of some grainy and mash. Just like a little. It's all the leftovers in between rye. Okay. Okay. So it sounds a little aggressive, but if it's light mash, it's just made, it's almost like a, it's like a, like a sauce. It's like a turkey sandwich.

Yeah. It's just a turkey sandwich. Okay. Oh, yeah, the stuff, I mean. Stuffing on the sandwich too? I thought the stuffing on before I even put the turkey there. Yeah, nah, I never had that. Y'all took me somewhere else.

I'm usually just... So what do you guys do? I usually do with their leftovers. I just, well, we eat our left-off, like the plate we eat again. Like the same plate we had in next to- the plate is already made. Yeah, my play already made.

I put it in the microwave at 12 o'clock in the afternoon. You put everything on except the potato salad. Potato salad and the cranberry sauce. And the cranberry sauce. And the cranberry, so you leave all that, that's in the frick. It's probably a terrible joke at the time that this pot is in at the moment.

But Thanksgiving might be the only thing we're creative at over black people. We were creative how the whole. thing. No. Pushed out. But you guys should start you're just heating up

leftovers. We're getting busy making sandwiches. We're getting because your food is fucking nasty. That's true. Yeah.

That's why you have to get created. Yeah. Put a little more on there. Us, we got the plate that we had last night. We're going to run that back the next day. But yes, I do make turkey sandwiches,

but I just do mayo. Maybe a little bit of hot sauce if you feeling like it, but the turkey sandwich is good and a little bit of the gravy that you have on the side. I'm going to have some more spinach.

There's some more Matt. I was so jealous of my black friends growing up that had mac and cheese at their Thanksgiving. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Because that's not, you all get mashed potatoes, right? I've never made mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving. That is definitely some white shit. That's some white shit.

I love mashed potatoes. Don't get that shit twisted. As much as I love mac and cheese, if you take mashed potatoes away from Thanksgiving, I'm upset. Because we always had either green beans, we always had green beans

and potatoes as well as potato salad. So mashed potatoes is just, that's a lot of potato. though. Like we just didn't need that. You're not Irish. A lot of carbs. I don't fuck with the carbs. That's whatever. Because I'm going to have and we're also have yams. Because you're going to work the carbs off at night, right, baby, Dee? Y'all don't do yams.

We don't do yams. I mean, I love yams, but we don't do y'ans. You cool? I just said you're going to work the carbs off at night. That's what I said. Putting all the food back up in the refrigerator. Yes, I'm sorry. Okay. Uh-huh. That's exactly. You go on Georgia? You spend the things giving that this year. Oh, they're going to Turkey. You say you're going home.

I had a cook. Yeah. He going with you? Who was he? I don't know. All right, Andrew, I was talking about the key level. Yeah, exactly. You know. But no, I will be, this would be my first Thanksgiving,

actually not spending it with a significant other. So sorry to that. Yes, my ex has been coming to my house for Thanksgiving for the past five years. I know that's what you were wondering. No, no, I didn't wonder it. I knew that. I'm saying. I was wondering about, I was wondering if he had the nerves show up this year.

No. Mm. Good man. Let that man move on. Yeah, and I'm, I'm going to. tell your pops don't don't let him in the crew you gonna tell my pops some shit not to do not to let somebody in something listen what about you uh I'm I mean I'm doing my rounds do my godfather's house and do my cousin's house we're starting at my house because my mother again is super

stubborn and has to cook and I'm like we really don't need to do all this that's your way just telling mom she doesn't have to cook I don't know she wants to cook I said let's just do lunch then. Let's just do lunch. Then we're going to my godfather's house and then we're going to my cousin's house. Because I want Amara like not to be like too deep into the weeds of like my childhood versus Amara's like I was only child. Like our Thanksgiving's weren't like super big at all. And my godfather's family, he married an Italian woman that had nine siblings and there's going to be 45 people there, including like 15 kids, like... Seven fishers?

You know, neither here nor there. Seven fishes, yeah. That's how I know the only relationship you have was with a type. How you know about seven fish? How you know about seven fish? What, man? How you know about it? I'm just saying, I've seen it. I've seen the seven. Did you eat?

Yeah, absolutely. I did. So I want them all to be around a bunch of kids. Like, I don't want her holidays to be, small. Like I want her to look for its holidays. So yeah, we're going to do our rounds and, you know, my cousin both my cousins have two kids,

three girls and one son. Like, yeah, just my way to run around and have some happy holidays instead of sit in my fucking house. Yeah. In my dad's camper and bring a plate down. Mall. You're bringing a plate down to the camper. Yeah.

Yeah, your pot don't fuck with you. You don't fuck with you. You got to bring his plate. place to the camper outside of the house that you're trying to mind you he's sleeping in the bedroom he left the bedroom to go to the camper yo Jake is sick so like you think like him and your mom could ever like like fuck again baby dick I'm eating I'm sorry I know you ain't you eat you eat some bullshit though I'm gonna to the rest of this Mac baby damn I mean I would hope so that they were your parents hump again yeah what's wrong with that no nothing I've just

I don't know about my thing. I mean, sex and I wouldn't say intimacy because they fucking hate each other, but yeah, I think that's important. Hate is very intimate, by the way, but that's another conversation. Hate is a very intimate emotion.

Hate might be the most intimate feeling of all time. Hello? Yeah, but I was sick. No. So even think about that as crazy. No, for real. Hate, it requires a lot of your emotion to hate someone.

Like, that's a very close thing. Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, like, yeah. And I can be candidates. at least on this episode because I think we'll be doing Thanksgiving at this time. I don't think my mom's gonna watch this.

But there was definitely times when I was in high school where I was like, I just wish my mom would smoke some weed and get some dick. Like, you gotta calm down. Those are some of your thoughts in high school? Yeah, like you smoke weed and get...

But you need to calm down. Yeah, I feel you. Pams can get a little... But it was really you. We don't realize how much it was us as high school. Oh, no, I was definitely a...

A little bit of a ham. A handful to deal with for sure. And yeah, absolutely. But some weed and some dick, may be able. That's known to take the edge off of things, yeah. And I mean, my mom was never good at hiding shit. So I feel like I would have known if she was like, you know. Seeing somebody?

Yeah. Or buzzing herself asleep. They didn't really do that back in the day. Yeah, they didn't have toys. But buzzing. This was 0-4. I don't, like, did they just have those? They have, they've had vibranes.

in 04, yes, they existed. In 2004? Yeah, I was young. I didn't know about my business. It's probably the big ones you started to plug into the wall. Oh my God, hell you. But, you know, there was something there, though.

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So you're cooking again, baby Dee? Is anybody else cooking? Like, who's in charge of the Mac? Just you? Me, so I'm always in charge of the Mac. My mother is always in charge of the dressing because she makes the best dressing in the world that I've ever had.

Okay. And she's tried to pass it down to me, but she does it so good that it's like, I don't know why I learn this yet. I'm sorry, because I actually caught some of the jerk chicken again. Just doubling down. I'll feel like somebody had it. Oh my God.

Yes, that's actually exactly how it tastes. Yes, that's exactly. You described that perfectly, yes. Oh my. Oh my god, that's so bad. I'm sorry, go ahead. Yeah, but no. Yeah, regular. You sleep the way. Yeah.

Lead a mac alone. But, um, go to the jerk alone. Yeah, my mother's getting older. So the older she gets, the less thing she's in charge of. Like, so now she's just really making the pound cake, the potato salad and the dress and everything else is me. It's rough, it's a rough life to live. Okay. Well, I mean, I'm sure everybody's looking forward to baby D in the kitchen once again.

They are. Do they eat this body like a dope apron, like a personalized apron? Do they get you set up in the kitchen the right way? No. I got to go do grocery shop. My sister be like, here, here go some money to wear groceries, and that's it. She won't even go get the groceries. I don't know.

They go to money. But how does it feel, though, that now that is your role that you're giving? I know that it's an honor. Because it is. It's an honor. It's just sometimes honors. That's how feeding. She works, by the way.

Talking about hate men, it's mean. Feeding people. Feeding people. I love feeding. I love feeding the people that I love. I love cooking for the people that. I love on a daily basis. I know.

What was you said? Red wine reduction. And what was it? What else was the piece from scratch? Red wine reduction. Did it was the chocolate Volcano cake? Did she make a chocolate? Yeah.

Lava cake? Did she make a lava cake from scratch, right? She made a lava cake. I'm actually making Lomaine tonight, so that's why I'm not getting full on this shit. Mm. Lomaine from scratch? Yeah. You can't get full.

You can't get full. No, this is with a big around meat. No, the Mac is good. The Mac is good. The Mac is good. The regular macs. It made me miss hamburger helper. Yeah.

That's what it reminds me of. I was a hamburger helper kid when I was growing up. Would you guys believe that I'd make really, really good green beans with bacon? Like with. That's what I'm cooking today as you're listening to this. Yeah. That's my go-to. Whose pick was that, Roy was right?

Them southern green beans, man. I know how to make them really well. But you, but you. With the beef broth and the bacon, cook the beans in the same grease as the bacon, put the bacon back in. Like, my green beans is fire. But you, but you, but you funny, though, because I know that you ripped the bacon with your hands. The bacon. Now he bite it, raw.

Yeah, he ripped the bacon bit like this. I watched my hands before. Like, with bacon. Yeah. And dropping it in the beans. And then doing this. Yeah. What's wrong with that?

That's the, that's the real, that's the sauce right there. That's the real flavor and the season. And when you do this to get it off your fingers? Your only cooking is sick. I'm already. You know how you look in the kitchen, bro. I'm not a great. I know you're wearing a ready.

You can move around the kitchen. I can't cook. But I just know you? I can't cook like Demaris. You can keep yourself a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Like I can make good food for people.

I'm not to her degree. But I'm there. Yo, I'll tell you one time I was at Puff's house, I saw Salt Bay do his Salt Bay thing. And I had watched him pause for like 30 minutes before that. I ain't seen wash his hands once. And you still ate that. Salt pills bacteria.

There wasn't enough. Everyone ran to the salt. Bay burgers. I would have ate one. Yeah. But Drewski got to it before me. Keeping your eyes on another man hands for 30 minutes is gay. He was cooking food. Yeah, you don't even got gloves on.

Like, I was looking like... What's what he doing, like, you're watching, man. True. What you're doing over there? And it was so bad. So it's kind of like, you're just watching his routine, seeing what he, his presentation, you know what I mean? And it's wild to just call somebody soulbe.

That's crazy. You know, they kind of like, not canceled his career, but when they've, figured out that gold steak shit was fake or whatever? Is it over for Zolpe? No. I've not seen him do anything quite some time. Yeah, he's one in Vegas, but they outed that shit for all the gold steak being fake. Was it Poppy Steak?

That's the new, like, hot spot. Oh, yeah. It's like, fam, I just want my food. I don't know. This whole production that y'all have. Like, I'm just. I'm not above, like, trying things for the fuck of them, but I've never, like, found any allure to that type of stuff.

Like, let's go pay $15,000 for a steak that comes in a brink. briefcase. Like, is the state good? Yeah. Probably not, honestly. Like, what are we doing this for? Normally, I've never had it, obviously, but I was never a fan of, don't get me a production in the show before you bring my food to me. Like, Benny Hahners was it for me. Like, once he made, like, the heart fried rice and then put the spatula on, they made it seem like it was, the heart was beating. I was like, a fan. I was like, just give me my shit, dog. I'm sitting here. I'm hungry as a motherfucker. You told me I had to wait for seven other people that I don't know to come and sit down before we can start eating. Like, fuck the heart.

fried rice. Give me my shit. What about when he did the train? Yeah, now fuck that. You didn't like the train? Fuck all of that shit, man. Give me my uncle. Never mind. Y'all gonna judge me. What you did? You let him throw the shrimp tails in your mouth? I know you did. I know what baby did be doing with your guys.

She ain't gonna tell us, but I did you. I'll be there for the sake. And then like, I'll keep going and he'd be like out of sake. And you know how to swallow with your mouth open. I missed that vlog. This was when I was on vacation. Maybe you definitely got to swallow the sake with her mouth open. but the niggins squirted

She didn't pretend it to jump now She didn't even jump Baby Dee fucking the nigga You're like yo it's all horse and call Baby Dio Stay out of them people places man Hey I'm gonna get entertaining When I was getting my teeth drilled down

And they had to put like the mouthpiece in To get the temps that are right here And they They push that shit like That just said You don't have a gag reflex. And I said, yeah. That's not a good, no, that's not a good thing.

You should have one. A gag, not having a gag reflex. It's like when somebody could stick something down your throat and you don't gag. You have your professionals? Yeah. Oh, so you should have a gag reflex. People that have that time. Oh, no, I'm sorry.

I was gag like I was gagging. So even saying you have, you have a good gag reflex. Yeah. Oh, I was saying you said you don't have. Yeah, he stuck that whole shit down. No, no, it was a complete. No, I was ready to throw up on that shit. Like, I was really sitting there.

That's why you can't get your bills paid. All right, well, her. Maybe. Nose is running. And he called you a good girl. Call, you. Yo, your dick is calling you a good girl. Because you got to kind of just wait until he finished.

You got to let him just keep doing what he doing. Don't king. But you got to, like, after you get up, you got to fight him, though. Like, your doc, thank you for all that. But let's step outside of him. Don't tell me I'm a good girl after you put fake teeth. One of my Uber's, Drivers called me a good girl one time.

I felt so uncomfortable. Because he looked in the mirror and said it. He said, because he told me to put my seatbelt on. I didn't put it on. He was like, good girl. Whoa. Yo, you didn't report him? I can't report him for saying good girl.

Yes, you can. You'd have freaked out one. They're going to say you'd have freaked out one because why are you thinking of it? No, you could be like, yo, let me call me a good girl. First, I'm a grown-ass woman. Here's that part. Hello. Good girl.

Because I put my seatbelt on? That's a predator that was just chauffeering you around the city. I think it was a president. Good girl. What? You thought my shit with the Houston TSA was bad. When me and P. I forgot what city that was.

When that fucking TSA agent told me to stay like I was a fucking dog, I was like, you want to roll over to? Oh, my God. Oh, I know you at him. I know you are. I know you are peace. Stay? He said, stay.

I was like, do you fucking want to roll over to? Like, the fuck is wrong with you? People are weird. That's his king. But I feel like I feel like I got to take road to like a real. Take him where you took me? All right. This is awful.

Well, don't take him where you from me because I'm a bad bitch. He's not. Take him somewhere else. Okay, I got some way I can take it over. Get some good vegan food. Wait, so what's the love? And you love Caribbean food. So we go to Caribbean a vegan spot.

But I could just go to a Caribbean spot. No, but I'm going to take you to a Caribbean vegan spot. Like the place he took me to, I would go. Even though I have the choice to eat meat, I would still go to that place. I would eat this hamburger helper. Yeah, but we order this spot. The restaurant went to is not even on the same level. Not even.

This is a slop. He fed you slop. It was the only options we had, baby. Everything else. Well, I appreciate you trying to feed us. So I tried. And then the one spot that was the Sulfu spot, they closed in April. I didn't even know that.

I learned that today when I got, I was like, they closed in April. I had no idea to do it close. Can you tell us your vegan journey? Like, did you cut out meat before you tried a bunch of vegan spots? Like, let me see if this is even doable? Yeah, that's how would happen. I stopped eating red meat probably 2005. And I was just on chicken, seafood.

chicken, seafood, you know, turkey, things like that. And then in 2018, I stopped eating chicken. I remember that? Yeah. Every time I bit into chicken, my mouth would start watering. Like, spring and water. Like, I feel like I had to throw up. I didn't know what it was.

It wasn't cleaning it. No, but it was no matter where, it was home-cooked restaurant. Any chicken I've been into, immediately. I felt like I was biting into flesh, like somebody's arm. Yeah. So I was, and I just started, I was like, what the fuck? But I'm talking about any spot. I know what he's saying because there's times when I've eaten chicken too much.

Eggs I'm the same way with. And the next time I eat it, I'm like, it tastes like animal. It tastes like I can't. Like, it was crazy. So then I gave up chicken. I was like, I'm done with chicken. I went pescatarian for like two years. Got tired of that.

I was like, bro, if I eat one more fucking salmon. Yeah, no, you had every green room smelling like that. I just was like, it was rough. Yeah. It was rough for us. I gave that up. And then I met a vegan chef. And, you know, he started meal prep for me.

He started, like, introducing. He was West Indian, too, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when I had that, I was like, this is vegan. I was like, I can definitely eat this. And so then that started me going down the journey of just like finding different spots, finding different, you know, ways of making vegan products or vegan food and things like that. And that was, what, 2020?

So June, this year, made five years. Mm-hmm. God damn. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I can cut out red meat and pork easy. chicken and dairy, I don't know if I could ever do it. Well, I've been gave up dairy.

That shit. Dairy is actually not that hard for me to give up. This is easier than I thought. Even with the shitty jerk chicken and white sauce, the fake cheese is not bad. Like, this tastes like regular cheese to me. Just not good cheese, but it's regular cheese. Cheese is harder to give up than heroin.

Oh, no, for sure. Sugar is harder to give up than anything. Yeah. Period. Like cheese, they've done studies on that. Like dairy, like I said, last week I had a regular plain slice of pizza. I still do that every now and then, but, like, I probably won't eat another slice of cheese pizza

for the next five months. So, like, once every six months I might have a slice. Yeah, I'm mad. I'm mad. I miss that. Like, yeah, they were like, yeah, they was like, more I had pizza. I'm like, I hate one, like, more, like,

cheats on his diet and I miss it. Yeah, that was like, I saw it. I was like, let me try because I've seen that pizza. Like, I don't know. You ordered that pizza? I've seen it in the open to a couple times. Yeah, Benard. So I'm like, let me see if this pizza is.

I believe it was East Village Pizza. Yeah. Which is great. I think East Village pizza. I like, was it, Lundice Street? I know, sure, yeah. That pizza is incredible. Yeah, that's probably some of the best pizza in the city right now is Linder Street.

But, yeah, so I'll do that every now and then I'll eat a slice of, slice of regular pizza. Best pizza in the Bronx? In the Bronx? On the Concourse, Fordham and the Conquals, they used to have a good slice. And then on my block, it was Mr. Rikos on Jerome and 190th. They had a good pizza there for a lot of years. But some of the best pizzas are on, it's on Dyckman.

It's in Dyckman on, I want to say that's on, is that, is that Dyckman in Nagel? It's the pizzerie on Dykeman. It's the famous pizzeria in Dykman. They have one of the best slices in the city. There's just to be corned that pizza down on, I think it's on Broadway. Upper West Side. They used to have a good slice up there.

And I know we're getting a logo. What is the pizza spot in the Bronx by Yankee Stadium that has the sesame seeds on the crust? That's my favorite spot in the Bronx. It's like. Yankee Stadium? It's like. It's on Jerome? Nah.

It's on the concourse. Probably like 163rd or something like that. Too local at this point. What's he starting to concord? That sounds familiar though. It has set, like has sesame seeds on the crusts. Is it new? Is it a new spot?

I should have been there for my whole life here. So I'll probably have that before. But I never really went outside of like, because you get pizza, you're close to home. Yeah. Like I've never been away from home. I was like, I want a pizza. Yeah. I would wait until I get back to the hood.

So I never really ate pizzas in too many different neighborhoods. But definitely Dykeman, that pizza spot up there is one of the best pizzas you can get in the city. What happened this year in music that you're very thankful for? What happened this year in music that I'm thankful for? Besides the Super Bowl. Was that this year? Yes. Damn, that I feel like, that shit, it was two years ago.

What happened in music this year that I'm thankful for? I'm just going to repeat my Massapeal take. The Legend series, the MasterPill they did with the Legend series was probably one of my favorite things that happened in a long time only because the attention in detail that they gave it. I think we got incredible albums from all of the artists. I think Slick Rick is still coming? No, Slick Rick was the first one that came up.

Oh, his came out already. Somebody else is Nas and DJ premiere That's the album that's coming Naza DJ premiere that album That was That was dope The Legend series I think is dope

Outside of that And music I don't I mean They'll kill me for it But I did like what Drake did With Ice Man Only because it was different

We never had A live stream like that From an artist that big That was trying something different And then abandon it. So to have that, I think that moment was dope because it was just like, you know, we never had that from the artist to just take that caliber, take that type of chance visually and live stream. And then the audio was so clear. The video was so clear.

It was like it was just something that was different. I think that we all, no matter, you know, the battle shit is the battle. But no matter of that aside, I think that we all sat down collectively and tuned down. to those episodes just to watch it and just see we didn't know exactly what we were looking at we didn't know what to expect but I think at that moment

in just an artist of Drake's caliber trying something different I thought it was dope this year Okay, Roy? It's funny to say I'm thankful for the clips even though it led to Hey

I don't have shit to say What did it lead to? The clips? Nothing to me being clips Yo. Oh. Yes, yes. I forgot about that over you. I was so happy about the clips album.

For sure. I mean, that was my favorite part of the year to get an album from one of my favorite groups ever, and it'd be at that caliber. So, very happy for that. You know, I almost called you this weekend to pull up on you. I went to a funeral in Co-op City, and I was close by you, but I was like, let me not. Just pull up on them all.

Oh, you was in a car? You never got more address. You wouldn't have been able to pull up. I know, but I could just go to the area that he lives in and just drive around. And just like, yeah. I'm going to death without the window like, you know where I'm all that? Wow. Word.

You know, I've not been in Co-op City in so long. And you? I haven't been in a car. You used to be in Carp all the time. Every time I drive past, they're going home. I just look at the building. It's like, that's some good time. Yeah, one of my childhood friends' mothers passed.

So I went to the funeral on Friday. Friday, yeah, on Friday. Yeah, the day we went to the concert. And I was sitting there like, you know, co-op city. Legendary. Nothing's changing there, by the way. Legendary. There's just more police cameras, but it's the same thing.

Legendary. Co-op City is legendary. I had some great times in Co-op City, man. Well, yeah, I almost called you to pull up to your crib. But, you know, in my black suit, but I saved you. Yo, nah, see, you can't cut him out with no black suit. I'm like, what's up? Why not?

I'm checking you for a wire. You come to my house at a funeral. Go change. Don't come to my crib with no. In my car? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, you can change the bathroom. I had my crocs that I changed my, I changed my shoes.

Okay. To drive. Yeah. But you can't do that. You can't just show up to somebody's house on a black suit? That's just weird. I tried to show. First of all, I didn't even expect you in the house with my newborn, but you had to get your, uh,

your wheel. I wasn't home. I wasn't home. What do you want me to do? I was not home, bro. I was not a fucking home. I almost called you to see what excuse it would have been to stop. That was more for content in my head.

I was like, I wonder what excuse if I just pull up to- What was the Saturday? It was Friday. I was on late Friday night. I got back late. Well, this was the funeral started at 11. I went out to eat Friday night. You know, this would have been before.

Oh, like in daytime early. Oh, yeah, I was home at. I don't know many funerals that are started at 9 p.m. No, some funerals, you, like, the viewing be like six. service started like seven is the wake was Thursday but I couldn't know because you're recording

these days of days okay yeah so Tyler the creator won Apple Music's artist of the year do y'all think that's valid sure yeah

you know what I'm taking the page out of Rory's book I'm doing that from that one sure why not why not who am I I'm not a recording artist

or like who am I sure yes if they feel like Tyler is the whatever of the year if they feel like Tyler the creator is the artist of the year, who am I to say he's not?

2025. Who would your artist of the year be for 2025? Um, shit, the way some are living on her wraps, he might be someone walk out. Do y'all want to go to this, uh, Leon show? Leon just texted me for full names. I'm not going. Yeah, no, I'm not going.

You guys are going to make me go to Leon show by myself? Yeah. You just said you weren't going when I asked you. I know, but he just said that. Like, yo, bro, I'm not. Take it. You have the easiest. You have the easiest.

For Monday's my only night. You don't know that? He don't, he don't, I'm just saying. Now wait a man. I know you want to go. Tell Leon put me on the list for the after party. Don't tell him that. I know you want to go.

There's not an after party. I saw it advertised on the side of a bus. There is an after party. Who is advertising an after party on a bus for a Leon Thomas concert? I'm just saying. That's what I said. That can't be real. I promise you.

Who was spending that money? He had a budget to promote his after party? Well, no. It was the bus stop. It was the bus stop. I'm sure he got hired for an after party and someone else was paying. I'm sure he got a fee. Who is who's, that's always been a thing, though.

On the bus? Like on a, like, on a, like, after a concert. It was the bus stop. It's not even a concert, though. Where's he performing at? No, he's performing in Brooklyn. We talked about this on, on an episode before. Yeah, but having the advertisement on the bus stop for a show at Brooklyn Paramount.

It's not for the show. It's for the after party. Yeah, but that ain't, I don't know. Time's changed. Listen, sure. Go, sure. Listen, I'm with you all. Why not?

Why not? Who am I, Pete? I'm just existing. Huh? Who am I? Listen. Tell Leon, thank you, though, but I'm not going to. Yeah, I'm putting Damaris's name.

Should I put his name with your last name? Don't put my name. I'm not going. Just in case you change your mind. I'm not going to change my mind. She sounds like she's standing on business. You know how. You've got a plus.

The show starts at 7 or 8. It's 531. We're still at word. He's going to get on stage. At night. At 9 o'clock. Yeah, but I'm not rushing home. You got a rush.

And you in Brooklyn is right there. I'm going to drive you. I'm going. You know, I'm not going. She said, take your time. What's the rest? I said, baby, I'm a dog. That's going to be like, you know, it's going to be packed in there.

That's going to be packed in there. Oh, you know somebody that's going. Yeah. We just had Prudential Center with Patty LaBelle. I'm not listening to the, you know, with Beyonce. When baby you go to her, see, let me tell you something about Baby Dee. When I see she started, I'd be like, I'm not even listening to her because she is all cap. It's all bullshit.

Whatever she on right now, she just not telling us. And I'm not talking about him. No. That's crazy. So based off the energy on a no, we already know what's happening. She ain't fucking around with that no more. That's a, you know what I mean? That's past say, nigg.

Yeah. No, that's the reason she not. Oh, baby Dee what you want? You want some more Mac baby Doo. What you want? Yo. Nah Oh man

So what's up? Like y'all know Y'all know Y'all know end of the year every year like y'all Stop trying to do these professional transitions End of the year I fire somebody like Who next?

What? I got fired You did get fired this year You got fired No you didn't really get fired No, Mary said more I'm with it I'm fired man

That was just a little You know It was fun to watch and go through that though You're a terrible person He was panicking And I'm like, would it just chill? As Tori would say, sometimes you go through hiccups. That's the fact.

That's a fact. That was just a little hiccup. A little hiccup. He wasn't the main character after day two. That was it. It was somebody else. It's all good. Well, this has been great.

I didn't get the food that I wanted Rory to try to marriage because they weren't open until later. But we still, I still make sure Rory gets another shot at this vegan thing. But it was fun to sit down and just break bread with y'all and talk some shit for a little while. Thank you for everybody subscribing to Patreon. We'll be able to be it. We appreciate y'all. We're about to get into Patreon and I have a question for you. Tamaris and I were in a group chat with a friend yesterday and they was trying to call me a hater.

You are a fucking hater. What you were saying? He's a hater. But we're going to talk about it on Patreon, but he's a hater. I got to ask you on Patreon. So part two of our dinner will be available for Patreon. So go on subscribe. But for the rest of y'all.

I just don't think she's happy. Happy Thanksgiving. Don't be a hater. Don't hate on your. I just don't think she's happy. That's all. Don't hate on your. Listen, I'm not.

If you don't think she happy, it's like, yo, as a man, right? Because as a man, Ma, that woman's happy. I need to make sure she happy. That woman's happy. How you know that? How you know she not? Because it's like, it's called intuition. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? She's smiling the same. Smiley's the same. So why your intuition ain't tell you that she was faking them orgasms. And we'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigger.

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