New Rory & MAL - Episode 43 | "Stumble Inn"

Episode Date: February 22, 2022

Back after a calm All-Star weekend in, the guys make fun of the rest of the crew for their wild weekend shenanigans. Mal kicks the episode off with a forced apology to Rory for standing him up (there seems to be a theme here), and Rory recaps the Earl Sweatshirt and Action Bronson show that he attended. Karl gives us a preview of his audition to be one of Earl's backup dancers, and then they head into a discussion about the history of All-Star weekends, with Rory & Karl recapping their unfortunate experiences at the one in New Orleans. This leads into a conversation putting MacBooks against Dell computers, and they debate which pre-iphone device was the best. They touch on upcoming episodes of Kanye's doc, and defend former Roc-A-Fella Head of Marketing Chaka Pilgrim from online backlash, and give her flowers. They discuss whether the STEM player is worth the money for what it does, and compare it to the iPod era. They also discuss new music coming (Durk & Kanye), Macy Gray's national anthem performance, Rory's impersonation of the mom from Love & Basketball, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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My favorite Michael song. Liberian girl would be your favorite Michael song. What? Librarian Girl on Dirty Diane. Those are my face. Do you think the weekend's version is better? Come on. No.

I'm like Dirty Abel better. Dirty D'Abaris. She is dirty Domeris. I walk myself right into this fucking film, so I can't even be mad. This was a video when he had everyone in it, right? Amazing video. It was the big. side of We Are the World. Just take everyone

on the studio and put them on a pyramid set. Yeah, they were just chilling. Are we rolling? I think so. Oh, shit. We are. Hey, guys. You know. How was the weekend? Well, we were just talking about the weekend. No, not the weekend, the artist, the weekend, as in the days of the week.

I had a much calmer weekend than the rest of this room. Yeah, nasty, nasty fucks. Yeah, Roy, I wanted to have a meeting with you about the staff. But I guess we could just have it on there. Let's have a Let's have a meeting about our staff on air. I'm wearing sunglasses so I don't have to look in their eyes. Yeah.

So this weekend I looked in the group chat and we saw that Edin, who we know is the nastiest of the mall. 100%. Was curating a orgy. It appeared that way. A threeski. At his, what's the name of the bar, Edin? What's the name of your sex store? Your fucking.

You stumble in. Your cesspool. Your sex Sex trafficking Establing No they stumbled out too That's the part you don't tell me They don't just stumble in

They stumble out You be back to curating vibes Curating the threesomes And all of that So Edd was DJ in a cesspool A swingers club Yeah Carl was on stage

Doing his best usher rendition He was getting his backgrounds on Yeah What was Brittany's first boyfriend? Kevin Feeke He's got Kevin and Federer Yeah, he's definitely with his brother. Featherline.

He is, he's Carl Fetterline. Yeah, he's called Feteline. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Why you didn't go? I was fucking, I ain't feel good, man. Okay. I still don't like my sinuses, my throat and everything.

Think you caught something at the Stumble Inn? No, I have never been to the Stumble Inn. He wasn't at the Stumble Inn. Definitely was not at the Stumble in. Please tell me you wore a condom at the stumbling. You should definitely wear a condo. Show up with the condom on. Yeah, walk in with the condom on.

And then De Maris, what was DeMaris doing? At home? Mm-hmm. Being a child of God. No, I feel like Demaris She was at Boudiccan again I was not at Lodokane Croom

Yeah, they know you're at Boudiccan at the door Yeah Of course I'm known No They definitely know Demarice at the door at Boudicom Like yo Dek come on

We got your table Was at home being a shout of God Yeah so I don't know What's going on with the staff man It's like I feel like They all have secret lives Like after we leave here I feel like everybody just turned into

No I think we haven't fucked up This is their secret life I was about to say We're the only ones on the house We don't know S-OB's fucking Instagram page story. Like, who were you

Instagram day? Who were you dancing for? Yes. Lecala, you know Ron Stu, you know Ron Stu, right? Yes.

Yeah, so his artist, like one of the artists he's like co-managed him. He has an artist so we was doing like stage, artist development and stuff. So we're like,

what performance you to fight something? So you felt like you developed. So you're the seasoning. You was developing. A little seasoning in her performance. While Eddn was developing

some fucking forsoms. Yeah. And Ed didn't, and Edith thinks he's so innocent. He thinks like, just because he stands behind the MacBook and the fucking Mike. Post a couple goals with his girl.

Meanwhile, we don't see through all of that shit. She's wrangling them all up. Yeah. Y'all didn't see. Taking these poor innocent women into their dungeon. Edom posted his girlfriend's

vibrator charger. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not in his close friends. Yeah, I'm not even close friends. No, it was on his feed. It was on his main page. It wasn't even the story. It was just the feed?

Yeah, the main page. You gave the algorithms the vibrator? The, the But that's not the point. What's the point? De Maris wanted to borrow the charger. I lost mine. But y'all could text each other that.

Yeah. Okay. So now more is being revealed. So DeMaris wanted to borrow your girlfriend's vibrated charger. He posted it on the feed. And then you was like, yo, I need that. What? The vibrator takes, I think, the same charger as anything else.

The rose takes a different charger. It's a magnetic charger. It's a magnetic charger. It's the Apple Watch charger? Yeah, basically. Kind of like that, yes. So you just sit the rolls on the. that? Yes.

It's not like a regular. Y'all is a very interesting bunch. All we have is Vaseline and fucking... And missionary. Yeah. You guys in your group sex. First of all, this is the thing. This was your first little innocent weekend at home.

And now y'all want to talk shit about everybody else. Wait, hold on. My first innocent weekend, we come in here every week and tell the truth of not doing anything. Don't do shit. I was actually happy to see y'all's a little weekend. That was like a highlight for me. I haven't, I don't do shit. Oh, thank you.

I really don't. But now I don't know if I want to hang out with y'all no more because I feel like y'all are like very a wild bunch of people and I don't want to be affiliated. I would love for both of you or all of you to come to the Stumble Inn. I feel like I would feel pressured. I don't want to feel pressured into group sex with you. Why are you trying to drag me to your cesspool? You're trying to drag just because you play a groovy tune. It's still a cesspool.

I've seen the beginning of this movie like, yeah, you can just come by to my bar. Yeah, yeah. Then we in shackles. Yeah, in a fucking basement at the Stumble in. No thank you. Actually, no, let's go. Let's go to Stumbling. Let's go. Not this weekend, but let's go next weekend. Let's go to the Stumbling and let's just watch. I just want to see your reactions to everything.

Do we need membership cards? Do we have to go through a screening process? Yeah, do I need an STE? I was just about to say, do I got to do an HIV screening? Like, what's going on? Because they was face-down ass-up. You guys won't have to sign into office space to get there. Good.

Because I was not coming up. I had to sign an office space. But have you been in contact with someone with Chlamydia in the last three days? That's how they do their forms. Clemvia takes like, what, seven, ten days to heal? I wouldn't know. I would know. I've never been down that road.

Gross. Well, I'm glad that you had an eventful fun weekend. My weekend was kind of chilled and do much. Watch the All-Star weekend festivities. I see. Try to give him the Cleveland hat, fresh back from Cleveland. Yeah, you know, just try to give them a little keeping on brand with Cleveland and everything. It's a little offensive.

I prefer them as the Cleveland baseball team. Yeah, me too. This is just a hat that I like. I don't even consider it. With a racist undertone and overtone. I don't think it's a racist. Over your head. I don't look at it that way. This is just what if you're not Native American? I am Native American. Every black person

is Native American. Exactly. Let me guess you Cherokee. We're the original man. See? Look how I fucked y'all. Y'all don't have nothing to say my eye. The original Asiatic man has nothing to do with Native Americans? I think so. You didn't do your science? You did no This morning. I did no knowledge as well.

I know. I did knowledge of self this morning. No mathematics were matched this morning. I did knowledge of self this morning. If we could go down that hole, I don't want to do that here, but we can go down there. But the African man is the original man. They don't want to want to watch the Dead Sea Scrolls today. No, they're not ready for that.

This is not that podcast. They want to hear about fuck shit, orgies, and some music in between there. Yeah. Did any music come out this weekend? Yes. Who came out? Who dropped? Currency dropped continuous with The Alchemist.

Shout out to Al. So Al, uh, let's see. Was that Friday? Oh, wait. Or Saturday? I totally forgot you stood me up once again. You stand me up a lot. When I stayed you up?

We were supposed to go to the NBA leather tour, Action Bronson, Alchemist, Bodey, James, and Earl. It started fucking pouring, bro. And we were trying to time up our schedules. I even waited, chilled, killed some time in the city, hit moya with time, yo, I'm about to pull up. All right, I'm just parked walking in now. Never heard from a moment.

Tell him sitting in the seat right now. Haven't heard from him. Since you're right now? Yeah. Now, as soon as I was ready to leave out, it was fucking pouring outside. I was sitting there, Benny, you're where mall at? And I'm lying, like, show you're on the way. Were you going to text, Rory, and say you weren't coming?

Of course not. Well, yo, we need to address your issue more because this is a thing that you seem to do. It's a bad communicator. No, I was. But I was like, Rory's probably, by the time I try to head over there, he's going to be going. Like, that's what I assume. Me and Rory are the same.

We do an hour in the spot and we're out of there. That is a fact. So I kind of was like, he's going. If I wait for this rain to stop, he's going to be gone. That's what honestly, Don's got you. But the communicationist, text, Rory, say, hey, Roors, I'm not coming. They would be nice.

It would be nice for medical communication to be that way. I apologize. Yeah, I should have did that. I should have texted him. But Rory Roryn knows about now. Of course, Soil House didn't stand me up at that one, though. But Terminal 5, he'll stand me up. He was going crazy in Soil House.

Was I? He was going a little crazy. I wasn't going crazy at all. I was standing in the back. You kind of got in your, your real hip-hop bag? No, I said what's up to a few people and didn't stood in the corner

because it was more people than that I expected. You've never, first of all, you ducked the Peter Rosenberg static selective photo. Did I? I didn't see that photo. I'm sorry, I missed that.

But I said, what's up to everybody? I said, you know what I made my round-round-a-round-room. You might, hey, I'll take 10,000 photos in a place when I don't want to, and then I'll never see those photos. Yeah, they just live somewhere. Like, are they just on a hard drive? Yeah, yeah.

Is there just some sick, hoary hard drive that's going to be revealed one day? For sure. They just wait for the right, for the right moment. And it's not going to be photos at a, uh, at Soho House. It's going to be some other photos. That, uh, some stumbling, some stumble in type of photos. We had, um, was that, that was the last day we recorded? Or did we record since we went to, uh, I don't know.

I can't keep up. You guys recorded. We did. We talked about Conway already. Okay. Um, yeah, so how was the show though? It was good. It was really good.

Um, action Bronson is still. great, great, great performer. I know he's like, calm down and became like a mature father and shit, which I love. He's healthy, all that bullshit. Yeah, yeah, he eats vegetables. Yeah, yeah, like, I hate that he takes care of himself. Yeah. And he's in a great mood.

Skin is shining. Disgusting. But he still puts on a show as if he's still that fucking younger maniac. Okay. So I appreciated it. It was really good. Boldie was great. Earl was great.

Definitely that, you know, wasn't a lot of women, but the fellas got together. we had a good fellow moment. It's okay to have the fellas get together. There was women backstage. Enjoy rap just a little bit. We do need to talk. We do need to appreciate the backstage real hip hop women. Yeah.

Because there are women that do like rappers that like rap rap. Because they're intellectual. They point of view all that type of shit. But we do not give them the credit for the pain they have to endure at the real hip hop shows. Right. I feel for them. Yeah, it's a lot. And it's like you also the piece of meat there because it's a bunch of.

dudes that probably don't get a lot of pussy now seeing a fine girl next to their favorite rapper and it's just mayhem well on the opposite side of that a lot of the guys that are at these shows they don't even notice the women they're more excited to see Bronson

the metaphor that just happened yeah they're like uh whatever she's pretty but uh get out of here to see action so um I saw I ran into Al and Derringer and Static at Astor I think that was Saturday okay he was with the whites Yeah. Maniturn him and Ashta Club.

Do you think you adjust better with white people since we became friends? Do you know how to handle white people better? I have a better understanding of white people. What goes through our brain? Yeah. Like I understand how white people operate in certain rooms now. Again, I understand. Before I maybe might have took offense.

What's wrong with this fucking weirdo? Because you'd only been around Leor Cohen at the point. Exactly. So now that I've been around you more. Us peasants. Yeah. So now it's like, okay, I understand now. That's non-Jewish execs.

Exactly. Exactly. I understand now. I understand more. But yeah, we had Meta Aster, smoked a little bit, talked about some music that's coming out, shit like that. Yeah, man, it was a good night. It was always good to see how. I like it.

We'll see how boring our lives are compared to y'all. Yeah, we just smoke weed and listen to hip-hop. Carl, how come you don't want an artist develop with Earl? Why can't you and your brother do background dances? around Earl's music. Yeah. Yeah, I think that would help take Earl's sweatshirt to the next level. Like, I could see y'all in sweatshirts behind him.

Yeah. Earl, yo, Earl will panic like, dog, dog. What the fuck are y'all? He would have an anxiety attack when Carl started doing circles around him. Earl would start dancing with y'all. It depends on how much weed he smoked. Earl is silly, man. He'll actually start, he'll learn the routine to start doing it all, just to be funny.

Hold on. Mark this, because I got to see this in action. Is this Carl? All of this is going in the, not this, but. Yeah, Carl, we're going to edit. The pictures of Eddn are going in. The pictures of Eddn is going in. Carl is going in going in.

All of this is going to be. Carl, give it to me. You're doing the artist development. You just did the SOVs on the spot when you heard Shorty's music. Give us some Earl dancing. What's just giving you? Yeah. What's just giving you right here?

Can you hear it? Because I know sometimes if the dancer can't hear the bass. You might need to turn up just a little bit. I didn't know. I know, I know. I know they can't hit the bass. There you go. Rainy Day came coming and some things are.

Yeah. Long way to go. We already came far. Okay. Earl just rapping. Earl just rapping. Wait, this is the same moves you gave Shorty. He getting the same routine?

No. Yo, doing that in front of Earl rapping. Yo, Earl? Holy shit. Yo. Yo, man. Paul is a crazy. is the biggest nigger in the world.

Can you imagine opening your bubble? In front of an earl shit? You can't hit him with the, you can't hit him with the jacket off the shoulders at an Earl sweatshirt shirt set, man. Wow. Oh, my God. All right, that's a way to pop the pot off.

This is a sick bunch that we have surrounding us. I don't think people understand exactly how crazy these people are. Sickness attracts sickness. That is true. Did the hose go to Cleveland this weekend? A few of them were out there. I didn't keep up with the hose this weekend. A few of them were out there, but they were moving covertly.

They weren't as openly, you know, posting pictures where they were, things like that. Because All-Star Weekend is a little different. Well, there's no catch in Cleveland. Well, there is, but it's a little different because All-Star Weekend, right, if you're participating in All-Star Weekend, what happens is after, if you're not playing in the game Sunday, if you're just like in the three-point shootout, Dunk contest, skills competition, whatever one of those events on Saturday. Just fucking bitches all weekend. You leave out. You fly out either that night if you're one of the players that want to charter a private jet

and you go on vacation because you don't have to be back until, I think, Wednesday or Thursday. So a lot of the girls that were there in Cleveland, they were there for the day that the, whoever they were there to see and they fly out on vacation with the guys. So a little Cleveland way over. Or some of them were sent ahead to the Turks or Bahamas. And, you know what I mean? So it was kind of like, if you know, you know. Like if you saw somebody that was wearing a fur on Friday and then Sunday, they on the beach.

Some sandy toes. Come on, you know what time it is. Well, what about the ones that didn't catch? Rub that small forward shoulders and get them ready for the second half of the year. What about the ones that couldn't make it on the PJ because of obviously capacity and seatbelts and had to stay the weekend in Cleveland and find them, I don't know, maybe someone doing an activation with complex. We got to pray for those women because it's very cold in Cleveland. I don't know if anybody's ever been to Cleveland.

It's a worker city. It's a lot of factories and industrial, you know, good American labor. But as far as like, you know, things to do in the winter, and I don't know if that's the place a lot of these harlots would want to be. Well, they'll go, come on, they'll go where the dick is at. Oh, yeah, oh, what the money is. They're going to go where the money is, for sure. There's a lot of women in Minnesota now because of the Timberwolves.

Absolutely. For a whole season. Without a doubt. Yeah, Super Bowl, I felt like I saw a lot of them out. there. Super Bowl? Is LA? No, no, I'm saying

when it was in Minnesota, where the fuck it was, Minneapolis. Like two or three years ago? It was literally zero degrees. But those type of games, of course, they're there. The All-Star game is they all come together,

though. Yeah, but a lot of times, like I said, All-Star game, a lot of the players, they leave right after they're done with their duties for the weekend. Like, they fly out and go enjoy

three or four days on the beach. Were you part of the mayhem that was All-Star Weekend in Vegas in, what, 2006? Were you part of the mayhem? Were you part of that angry mob that destroyed it? How can you destroy Vegas? Destroying Vegas is insane.

I wasn't in Vegas is undefeated. Yeah, I wasn't in Vegas for that one. But I think L.A. was maybe a couple years before after that. That was a shit show. I did L.A. All-Star weekend, that was a shit show. That year was like, I mean, L.A. traffic is horrendous on a regular Wednesday. All-Star Week in L.A. traffic is something that I don't wish on anybody. That was absolutely crazy.

You tore the city up. No, I was young. I was young. So I was just happy being out there and being at some of the events, but I didn't, I didn't go crazy. But now, if I were to go to an All-Star weekend, I would absolutely have a very different experience as an older gentleman. New York All-Star was weird. What was that? 2015, 14, 2014, 2014, something, 2014.

In that range. The good years. The good years. But that was a, see, it's different with New York, though. because it was all-star weekend but it didn't feel like it because like if you in Manhattan it's like it was business as usual

people were just out I went to Griffin like I would have anyways It didn't feel like it was something special going on that weekend in New York Like if you see an athlete walking down Madison it's like you see that all the time Like that's it wasn't you know what I mean It wasn't it wasn't weird to see Denzel walking down

I have not seen Denzel walk down for that way It was 2015 man yeah 2015 It wasn't so it wasn't you know it wasn't It wasn't, New York is just weird in that way. If it could be an event going on and we, it wouldn't make a difference for us. I got robbed on All-Star Weekend in New Orleans. Seriously? Carl was there.

He got all this shit took in, too. They ran down on y'all? Listen, man. I never told the story of when we got fucking fleeced. Fuggest us. Oh, was this when they cleaned up the event? Yeah, all right. So I thought I told the story.

But if not, whatever, I'll keep it quick. We were in New Orleans for All-Star weekend, whatever fucking year that was, because we were doing Palooza. And we stayed there. See, 2017. We stayed there. We had a 15-passenger van. It was a lot of us. We had an Airbnb.

Our flights weren't till, like, later that night and the next morning, but we had to get out of the Airbnb at noon whenever you have to get out. So we put all our shit in a 15-passenger van and drove downtown New Orleans because there was still a bunch of shit going on. It was Sunday the day of the actual game. So we park the van. And what we think is a legitimate. lot. Like there's the gate, the guard, the fence, to everything, right? Lock the van. Everyone kind of goes about and does their day. People split up, do different things, whatever. And would you say, we're all going to meet back here? I had to drive later

that night because we had to fly out of past New Orleans because the flights were fucking insane. So I wanted to get some rest and actually, you know, safely drive my friends to their destination. Benner and Pige say, yo, can we get the key? we left some liquor and shit in the van so I was like I bet here's the key I'm gonna go to sleep just hold it till we meet again we meet back at the van at like 10 p.m.

whenever the fuck it was everyone gets in the van and it's oddly spacious in there oddly spacious and it takes everyone a while everyone had been drinking a little bit too like I don't know man I feel like I got more space today we're not crammed in this shit then kind of on cue everyone goes

where's my bag Yeah, where's my luggage? Where's my suitcase? Where's my laptop? Where's all our camera equipment? When I say they probably came up on, what do you think, Carl? $60,000 worth of shit? Completely just robbed our van because Benner and Peeges' dumbass left the van unlocked.

Like, imagine... Are you serious? Imagine seeing a 15 passenger van. It being unlocked and it has camera equipment, sneakers, MacBooks, everything. We all went back to New York and whatever we had on that day. I ain't gonna lie. If I would have been out there trying to steal that shit, I would have kept closing and opening the door like,

nah, this can't be. Because you know when he opened that door, he was like, nah, there's no way. I would have looked around like, nah. This is one of those hot cars. Yeah, this is one of those hot cars. I'm gonna get in here. It's gonna get locked in.

Ah, you got me. No, don't know. What was that show where they would do entrapment on poor kids? They would leave cars unlocked in the hood. And they tried to hot wire them and pull up. It was a terrible show. It was a terrible show.

Yeah, so they leave like nice cars in neighborhoods that's known for carjacking. And on cue, like, somebody comes, gets out, parked the car, hit the lock. White guy, of course. And then once he walks off or what it walks around the corner, the guys that's on the block run to the car, break into it, hot wire it, and then pull off.

But then the cops are right behind them, and you got a switch. It kills the engine. Car shuts off. The door's locked. You can only open it from the outside. Cameras all in the shit. Now you're in taxi cab confessions.

Yeah, cameras all in the dashboard and shit. So I know when they found that very, Van. They probably was like, nah, I've seen something's up with this shit. I have Fox. I've seen this shit like,

but to cut, damn, man, that's fucked up. No, going back to New York and literally what, and we had like a layover in Charlotte. So you had time to just think about. Oh, and when I say nobody spoke. And Benner had his stupid faces on.

I know they looked. Oh, we still, we're not over it to this day. Well, I still hold resentments. Anytime you see me get mad at Benner out of nowhere, it's just because I start remembering shit. I'm like a wife that's been cheated. on. Like, I just start thinking shit.

Like, yo, I forgave you. We back together, but nah. I ain't forget them. Yeah. What about that other bitch? Exactly. Yeah. That shit was terrible. Well, I'm glad that you all get your life together. You doubt. You're okay? You shook. Was it you that robbed us?

Now you finally nervous. Were you on to you now? I was nowhere. Where were you? Where were you? I was home. Most like, definitely home. You was not home in no 2017. Yeah. I was. Because we were recording it, right? Yeah.

Yeah, I was home. I was in the pot at that time. Yeah, I was home. Well, yeah, that sucks. Nah. Hopefully it wasn't an inside job. Well, I was thinking about that. I thought maybe the person that did the lot was probably telling people or telling

they crew like, oh, this van just came in. Yeah. But it was unlocked. Yeah, and then I think Carl and I tried to, because are we allowed to say this on statute of limitations for your job? job. You left that job. Carl borrowed equipment from the company he was working for. That was all

ride. So he had to tell his job. Yeah. And like, we tried to file a police report and the police were like, y'all, we're not finding that shit. Like, we don't even, what's the point even doing a report? Yeah, they're not finding that. That equipment is sold it. All niggas is uptown, in New Orleans, somewhere shooting a video. Crazy. Carl, I'm here to tell you

now. Don't take that one camera, light, USB switch. Nothing out this bitch. For real. And then didn't you find a, didn't you do like find my MacBook and there was a location at one point when we got back to New York? Five hours, though.

I wasn't trying to run down and get your shit back. Y'all Pussy, it was 15 of y'all near and y'all and get your shit? We was in New York. What, I'm going to fly back to New Orleans? Oh, okay. Yeah, that shit didn't work until two days later that shit. That's fucked up, man.

No, but here's the thing, too, is February. It's not warm in New York. We were in New Orleans, where it was warm. Damn. We went back. in the clothes we had on. That's tough, man. It's something about having your shit stolen

that just, it hits you different. It's like, it's a different type of, like, emotion. I had just bought that MacBook too. Brand fucking new. And buying a MacBook at that time, my life was, was it was a foot. Like, just buying a MacBook wasn't easy.

Damn, man. Yeah, it was rough for y'all. I hate that for y'all. I hate that for y'all has me fucking screaming. I mean, you know, Carl, they probably took your lucky dancer shoes and they get the lucky ones to, They took everything

I didn't have it Wait, they took y'all clothes too? Yeah, suitcases everything Cam went down there Like it was fucking SneakerCon He went down there With two full suitcases

Just as sneakers Oh Mind you we also That's what they wanted They probably was watching them We had suits We had like We was there for a while

We went to fucking beats parties We had the time of our lives It was only karma We couldn't have that good of a weekend It was way too good of a weekend That's karma For sure Humble

Humber yourselves Listen, man. But life is great, man. You're healthy. You made it out in New Orleans safe. War II got a new MacBook. We got a new MacBook. It was rough for a while.

I had to fire up the Dell for a few months. The one on diesel. You definitely got to fucking plug that shit and let it sit for like 20 minutes before you start using it. If you got a Dell, you have to look at what the gas prices are. Because they affect it.

That's how the shit runs. 1,000%. On premium. I see people with Dell's and I'm just like, you have a Dell? What? Oh, no, that's a Macbub. I swear, I swear,

It looked like a... But no, but Del's trying to get fancy and try to make the one that look like a MacBook. Yeah, right? I thought I'm like, well, no, but that's the... Okay, that's the Mac. I've had a... I've had a Dell before.

We've all had a Dell. It's been a long time to switch to Mac. I didn't want... I never liked the... I don't think that Apple computers are user-friendly at all. Like, still to this day, I have one. I disagree.

Just because it's like better capable of media. And it sinks with all your Apple's shit. Yeah, exactly. So it's better for my job, but I did not want to get rid of my Dell computer. Like, this is not user. I don't know how to use this shit at all. That's how I felt about the BlackBerry.

I fought the iPhone wave for a long time. Same. Like, I was on a BlackBerry until probably 2012. I was right there with you. I had the BlackBerry that flipped up with the touchscreen. That's how long I was holding on the BlackBerry shit. You had to flip BlackBerry? It was like it folded up with a keyboard and it was touchscreen.

It was after the curve. Yeah, I had that one too. Damn. I was a Blackberry champ. I was still, once I got on my BBM and was like, damn, everyone's gone. I was like, all right. And they on Instagram with it. These filters, I got to get this shit.

Yeah, Instagram made me switch. Yeah, I held on to my Blackberry for a long time, man. And I just saw that they discontinued because I thought they were, they brought them back. And then they completely just got rid of the whole Blackberry thing. I was disappointed. I feel like where it was a great phone. What was the BBM name? Something young CEO or some shum-pointed shit.

You know, you know, that was that era. When niggas was wearing wood, I never wore wood jewelry, but this is the era where niggas was wearing wood jewelry. I remember the wood Jesus piece. I had a wood-jesus piece. You had a wood-te-old. 100%. I had every one of them wood bead shits from that 2007 to 2011 era. That was just a weird time, man.

Niggas. And we just started wearing skinny jeans. It was just. It was a nasty time. We started wearing brighter colors. I don't know why we was wearing mad bright colors. It was weird. But yeah, the blackberry was definitely my favorite phone.

And then what was the really thin ones, the really thin bead joints? They was specifically in the Bronx. And then I stopped wearing them because they was gang affiliated at that point. Yeah, I said, you was blood. Then I was like, wait You, Rory got put on and didn't even know it I was in Concourse Village and my man Danny was like,

oh, we can't wear these sheds no more. I was like, oh shit, no, no, no, no. That you can't fuck with. The word jury, you were safe. You had a war jury. I just assumed you listened to Mickey Fax. Oh, without question. The 09 freshman at double Xcel cover

was your shit. Waleh. Yeah, yeah. That was definitely the time with the G-shock watches. Roy, what was your BBM? I think it might just been like my aim name at that time,

which I think was like Farrell 22, 38. I forget. It was something stupid. It was nothing exciting. Ferrell 22. Something stupid. I don't even remember.

I never knew how to do the name thing. Rory looked like he'll put like his last name and like what his time was on his last like cross country sprint. Like Farrell 43 17. First of all, cross country sprint is hysterical. You look I'm Forrest Gump? Yo, what the fuck? You was one of them kids running through Van Cortland?

So here's the thing. Here's the thing. I knew Rory from Van Colland Park. Here's the thing, though. What's the thing, bro? There's the thing. What's the thing? I was a sprinter on the track team now.

Okay. To be able to legally practice in the fall, you had to be technically on the cross-country roster. Okay. So all the sprinters were on the roster, right? Uh-huh. And you had to participate in one cross-country meet to say that she was on the roster. Okay.

Now, Van Cortland Park was right there, so it didn't cost the school nothing. Right. So all the sprinters had to do the Van Cortland Park one. I knew it. I knew I saw Rory running through Van Cortland before. I couldn't remember where I saw you, Rory. I was definitely on the corner like,

yo, why these niggas keep running through him? So we will all just be all the way in the back, damn near walking up all them fucking bum-ass hills in the Portland Park just to be eligible to practice. I used to hate that shit so much. It's funny that that's like, you can see how you laugh when I bring that up. That's like a known thing.

If you ran track and field in New York City, Van Corland Park. You definitely ran Van Corland Park before. And that shit is. It's suicide hills, whatever the fuck they call them. VanCort. I don't know if y'all know. The Rocky Mountains are actually in the Bronx.

Absolutely. The hills in Van Cortland Park are... They keep line there saying it's in Colorado. It's not. That shit is on Broadway. It's the last stop on the one. That shit is going to the Rockies. Absolutely.

Absolutely. But, oh, yeah, BBM shit. Blackberry's with a shit. Blackberry is my favorite phone. They need to bring back the Blackberry. Favorite phone of all time. I like the iPhone, but something about the Blackberry was just more user-friendly, I think.

I love the BBM. I got my shit off. And BBWs, according to Edding, right, Edd? Absolutely. Got beside himself because you'll find the button. He didn't in naked. I didn't find the button fast enough. Sorry.

But I'm trying to think. The only real phone I had was the Blackberry. Before that, I had some bum-ass flip that didn't really work. I had a Nexel before my Blackberry. A flip next toe. Everyone had the next toe. I showed up. The chocolate raised, the chocolate.

Remember the chocolates? I don't remember the black one that slid up. It was black with like red details. Yes, the chocolate from LG. The chocolate and then the razors. I love the raisers. I remember the razors, the chocolate. I remember.

Raisers, I definitely remember. I showed up freshman year of college with a flip phone still and everyone had their sidekick flipped out trying to hit me on aim. I'm like, no, I got to get back to the computer lab. That's the ones. I never had a sidekick. I can't get on aim right now.

I felt so bad. I looked at my mom like, you really sent me to the wolves with a flip phone. none of these bitches gonna like me. They can't even do. They ask for my aim on spot and I take out my fucking

Verizon flip phone. Like I'll t-9 you. Yeah, I felt bad after a while having my Blackberry because I literally was the only one without an iPhone.

Like it was like niggas got mad at me every time I pulled my phone up. And I bought for, I think it was like 60 bucks off somebody on campus their old Blackberry curve and I didn't know how to use

that shit at all. I didn't know how to do any of the settings. I didn't know the volume. People kept calling me, texting me single time, Jim Jones, Kid Cuddy remix Day and Night would play anytime.

And I didn't know how to turn it off for like weeks. Like I used to like leave my phone in my dorm because I didn't know how to work it and day and night would come on at the worst moments every time. You had a sidekick? No, never had a sidekick. I went from the flip to the Blackberry curve. I never had a sidekick. Yeah, I went from the nextel to Blackberry.

I had a nextel phone. Skip the whole sidekick wave. Well, Carleen told us about it in the Kanye Dock. Did Part Two come out yet? No, I think it comes out tomorrow. Okay. Tomorrow being Wednesday. I heard a little rumor about episode three.

I don't know it to be true, so I am just being gossipy here. What's the rumor? I heard they run out of footage, and episode three is just a bunch of YouTube clips. Wait, are you serious? That's what I heard. I don't know that to be a fact. I heard it from an undisclosed source at Soho House. Well, I will say this.

They are still filming for it because Biggs is doing his interview for it, or he did it this weekend. Okay. So they are still... So they're probably not editing fast enough. Yeah, they're still getting it together because I know now that I think they're doing more interviews. They're bringing in more people. Probably episode three, they aired to a few people and were like, this is just a bunch of YouTube footage, guys. Yeah, and I saw... I saw all...

I saw people kind of like trying to kill Shaka online. Yeah, I saw that. And they was like... Wayne-le-clean day ass up real quick. Yeah, but I don't even understand why people were even trying to... Like, why that even became a thing where they felt like Shaka was being disrespectful or she... didn't like Kanye or some shit like that? Well, there's two ways to look at it, whether you know

the facts or not. Yes, it was very inspiring to watch one of the greatest ever not get crazy attention and a bit ignored when he's playing records that we now know. Of course, Hansize 2020. But also, how fucking rude is it to just walk into someone's office when they're working and say,

let me wrap in your face. Yeah. And it's funny because a hop was telling me that day, I think they were all in the next office and Jay had just done, I don't know if it was, I forgot which record it was. Damn, I'm gonna text him. On college dropout?

No, it was for Blueprint, I think. Blueprint was out at that point. Because he was in the office showing the blueprint CDs, like, this changed my life. It was some record because how I remembered, he said, yeah, he said, it's crazy because we was all in office and Jay had just recorded one of his biggest records. And they had just, like, they were in the office still listening to it. I don't even think it was out yet. So he was like, it's crazy because it was all of that was happening.

Everybody was in the office listening to Jay's record. And Kanye had just came by the office and started playing some of his shit. So it was kind of like, you know, everybody was on this high of Jay. Jay was Jay, it was still is. But, you know, blueprint time. And so he said everybody was on that. Like, yo, this is going to be crazy. You know, once they hear a record back then, like everybody started figuring out how they're going to work the record.

And then Kanye come in playing really great music. But it's like, fam, like, this is whole. Wayno said the context behind this is he played this song in the office and did this with a camera crew like 10 times. How many times can you have a crazy reaction or something you've heard 10 times? It was kind of annoying at that point. And he was working in the office at that time.

Oh, Waino, he's trying to get that Kanye smoke? Well, a lot of people came out to, obviously, defend Shaka, rightfully so. Because Shaka's done so much for so many people and music. I know people don't know, like, the casual fan and people that are watching the doc and they just, Shaka is, you know, that first,

she's one of the most sweetest, humble, most beautiful, hardworking, motivational, inspirational women that you will run into in this industry. For sure.

Who really treats everybody she works with like family. So yeah, I don't understand. I don't know, I even know what that was about, but y'all got that wrong because Shaka is definitely

one of the sweetest, most humble people you'll ever meet. She was busy. Shit. She had work. And she's working. Like, yeah. And if you know, Shaka, that's her face.

Yeah. You can be playing an amazing fucking record and she'll look at you like. All right, fan. Yeah, like, why you didn't call me before you came in here playing this shit. But then she'll text you an hour later and be like, yo, that record is fucking crazy. And the casual fan has to stop pretending that, like, oh, they didn't know good music when they heard it. Y'all don't know good music when y'all hear.

Yeah, that's a fact. The only time you recognize good music is when people play, pay to have it on the radio over and over and over again. That's a better. in your brain. That's when you know good music. You don't recognize it when you first hear either. So shut up. Well, the Twitter A&Rs just think if they think

they heard an artist before everyone else, mind you, they heard of it because it finally went through the months and months of steps of everyone behind the scenes believing in it. That they think they should run a label and would know that if Kanye West came in and be like, you know what? And I think you should get an Adidas deal.

That Monday morning quarterback shit, like if I would have seen Kanye and he played all falls down, like I would have known that he should should design sneakers that day too. Like, I bet you do, fam. That's not how that works. You don't know. You don't, and again, in those times, working in the offices, it was literally like everybody

was working and you got JZ, you got, you know, state property, whatever else is going on. Deaf Jam. It's all in the same building at that point. Yeah. Kanye comes in with, you know, like Waino said, that wasn't the first. I don't think that was the first day he did that. Actually, I'm positive it wasn't the first day he did that. And people are working and it's kind of like.

bro, I heard this already. It's great. It's amazing. How many times you're going to run ahead with these cameras and just interrupt my day's work and start playing your music? And the type of people you're playing it for are looking at the music differently.

Like, oh, that's Lauren Hill. That's not going to get cleared, Kanye. Like, this could be the greatest thing. Lauren Hill is not clearing that. So, like, I know that you like it, but I would be my job to put it out and I can tell you now, Lauren Hill is not clearing that sample.

And it's different from everything else that they were doing at that time anyway. Kanye was different. like rocks everything they had going on all the images it was street rap it was completely different from what Kanye was doing like you were just in a whole different lane so everybody saying they would

recognize different nothing fuck you wouldn't have but still though on the other side of that coin it was super inspiring to watch that and I know that feeling when he's walking around just knocking on the wall because he fucking feels like everyone's ignoring I know that feeling it's inspirational but when you add context to it no one's a bad person in that office at all

some of these people are still loved highly regarded in the industry and have gone on to do some really, really amazing things. But the documentary, the first episode, was amazing. Again, shout out to Couty. Don the two allegedly coming tomorrow allegedly. On Kanye's own streaming platform. I think that's a great...

I mean, shout first of all. I got it without us getting into this first. I got a shout out Shooter. Shooter has been putting out his music on his own site, his last however many projects he's done. So I'll definitely want to salute him because he's been early on that way of doing that. Prince, too.

Well, yeah. Prince was at his own streaming shit in 97. But I'm talking about more recently, like, you know, up-and-comer artists. So shout out to Shooter. But, yeah, I like what Kanye's doing. Put the music out on your own platform. I think an artist, as big as Kanye,

this is kind of a no-brainer to do it this way. Yeah, well, I mean, I think Yey now obviously he sees now that he's in the billionaire's boys club for real, I think he's starting to realize where, what money and business actually is in regards to the music business. Because at the end of the day, Spotify, Apple, all these people are tech companies and merchandise companies. Music is just a way to sell their merchandise.

It's a commercial for you to buy something at that point. So I think yay now sees, all right, well, my actual profit in this would be selling the hardware metaphorically and actually with the music attached to it because that's what the tech companies are becoming billionaires off of not from a song

because they're able to sell how things are being distributed at the end of the day if that's even worth. So yeah, I would never want to do that. I'm not going to give another tech company another free way

to make money off of me just to make y'all more rich. Yeah, I like it. I mean, I just hope that the whatever platform or site that he's on and I hope that it's able to, you know. Well, it's an actual STEM player, correct?

Yes. How does stem player work exactly? So it can separate, so there's different buttons on it where he can separate just the vocals. You can separate the chords. You can isolate every single part of the song. So, yeah, I understand. As the consumer?

Yes. So you actually get these stems of each song and are able to mess around with the original format. It's kind of like what I thought engineers and producers were going to do with NFTs. You could buy the original file and you would be able to open it up in Pro Tools and do whatever the fuck you want to do it.

That's why I thought NFTs were going. But with the STEM player shit, it's similar to that, but it's an actual piece of hardware, I believe. Yes. So does it have Bluetooth? Am I able? It's like your own iPod. Like, do I have to carry it up, but just to be able to... It's small, though.

But even then... It does have an auxiliary, like, output, so you can just connect, like, a regular headphone jack so you could get the output from it. So we have to... It needs to be Bluetooth. We have to order this. Stem player and it comes with the album.

And it comes with the album on it. I totally understand if everyone goes, I'm not doing that shit. But I do like what Kanye's doing. Like, it will be available on the website when you purchase it. So it'll be in the STEM player, but also like a digital version. Okay, so there will be an app or something on my phone that would be the STEM player that I pay for monthly. Yes.

Got you. Okay. I got to wait for a fucking Stim player to show up with my door. In the mail? To hit an album. I think it's a one-time purchase, not a monthly whole thing. Okay. Okay.

I'm not mad at that though. What is it? Around $200? I don't know if I'm not mistaken? It's around $200. So he's $2.20. So he's charging $2.20 for his album. More or less.

But who knows how they may move forward with that? Like, they may be able to just upload music straight to the... Straight to your stem player somehow. That's what I was going to tell you guys that. You could put your own tracks in it. Like, so if you guys want to put the stems of a whole different track or other songs, you can do that too. It's interesting. I'm not going to kill it yet or praise it yet.

I do want to see what happens with me. We got to see it. We got to actually, you know... Buy one. Buy one and fuck with it a little bit. with it a little bit. But I see the idea. I would just be tight if I paid $200 for this great idea and then the album was trashed.

Now I got a STEM player with shitty music. Yeah, like that's the other thing. Let me mute the entire thing. But if you're telling me now that, because what it sounds like is you're giving me an iPod. More or less. A fancy one. Yeah. And then you're going to keep, because like now I guess if you have the iPod, Kanye can drop a song in the middle of the night and just send it straight to the stem player.

That's what it seems like. If he's going to do that, you know, then I'm not mad at that. If he's going to be consistently, you know, just releasing music through his music through that, I'm not mad at it. Well, I mean, get your bingo cars ready. I think that's what Hoha was trying to do with title originally. Yeah. With all the artists having shares in it. But again, him admittedly saying the marketing plan was just not it.

It was like a bunch of millionaires on stage saying, we don't make enough money. And that's what they did. We don't care. I'm trying to pay my rent. Years ago, Dame and Biggs and Jay, they did the Rock Box. I don't know if you remember the Rock Box. Yeah, so it was like an iPod and it came loaded with all of the rock artists, their music was already on in and stuff like that.

So it's funny how things kind of go 360. Like ideas are original in a sense, but they're not really original. But yeah, I remember the Rock Box. It was kind of the same thing. The music comes with all the Rockefeller artists and their music already on it, things like that. So I'm guessing this is a more updated, advanced version of that. And I do miss, we're talking about nostalgic phones and shit. The iPod era was probably my favorite music era. I know it's all on our phone shit and everything is in one place

and that's great. But I do miss just having my iPod. I do too. I actually still have my iPod. I have a couple. I don't have the charger for him, but I have, I have the iPod. You can use DeMaris's a vibrator charger. It's all the same same thing. The Rose is universal. It's the Same thing. Wait, does the old iPods, they charge, is it the same charger as the old iPad or no? It's whatever the long, it's the wide flat. I have, I just bought one. Oh, you do?

Yeah, because I had to charge by L-I-U iPad. Yeah. Yeah, no, the iPod was a time, man. Remember when the U-2 one came out, the black and red one? Remember when their album came in our phones and we could never delete it, ever? Oh, my God. That was the, you get your new phone. They don't get enough credit for that, though.

Yeah, like, you get your new phone and U-2 album is sitting right there. It's like, fam. I don't want to listen to this. But at the same time, we're being hypocrites. Because since the first iPhone ever, that podcast app was there, no one knew what the fuck it was. Like, why can't I delete this fucking purple? I don't want to listen to this.

Change our lives. Now I'm in your phone without you even want to know. Change our lives. I'm going to be in that fucking stem player. You could just be my vocals and just listen to Mall. Yo, that would, yeah. I don't like Roy. That's want to hear Maul's voice today.

That would be so fucking weird. That's fucking hilarious. Putting out the stems for a podcast. on our future paywall. We're going to put just the stems that you could mess around. You can mute certain parts to make it sound as crazy.

That is fucking hilarious, man. I feel like this is a million-dollar idea. Yeah, but I'm about to say, I don't know if we want to keep this. We might need to edit this out. Yeah. Hey, mark this, D. Mark this right here. We might need to edit this out.

I got copyright already. Let me email Brandy. Copyright already. So yeah, shout out Donna two coming tonight. Right. No, it's not. Allegedly. Maybe next week.

Little Dirk is coming. this weekend. Y'all don't think Shouts. Oh no, today. Lil Durk is coming tomorrow. I'm sorry, tonight

basically. 7222. I think I have shitty friends, man. You think? I'm seeing like, well, I'm including you guys

in that. Yeah. I'm a shitty friend. I know it. The male compassion towards each other amongst the industry elite, there's poems on Instagram.

Little baby is buying dirt. Fucking Rollies just for a quick favor. Like, I just have shitty friends. No, you have poor friends. Mall's not poor

I can't even get that off No more I can't even lie to Rory about that I have no jewelry on Mall is not Mall why you want to buy Rory some nice shit

When's your birthday May 4th We go to Vegas For crime com I'm gonna get Rory A nice gift for his birthday Poor of you Yeah I'm gonna get Rory

Relaxing I'll get your nice gift May 4th A stumbling membership Quarterly fees paid I don't know about a stumble In membership I don't know if we want to do that

Yeah I'm definitely gonna go crazy with the giffies though. The giffies. You got to say me a GIF? Yeah. Happy birthday a GIF? Yo.

Dirk is what tomorrow? Yes. No, not tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tonight. Tonight tomorrow. It's fucking Monday. Two, two, two, two, two.

Everybody wants to release on two, two, two, two. Yeah, you know. Even Dirk is coming out? Yes. Yeah. Why? Because he wants to release on two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two. Okay.

No, listen, I like the Tuesday releases instead of the Friday release. I love the Tuesday. Yeah. Did Derek put out a track list anything? No, not that I see. Who else is coming? He said he was coming. Well, it's the middle of the week, so nobody else is coming, but allegedly Kanye and Dirk.

That's a good plan with Dirk, though, because you know the Kanye album's not coming out. Yeah. So now everyone's going to be staring at their phones hitting refresh on their DSPs and they're just going to see Dirk's face. Well, I might as well listen to this. I like it, Dirk. That's a good move. That's a good move, that's a good move, Derek thought. Like, man, Kanye album is not.

Oh, fucking way. Coming out two, two. And he's going to gas everyone to just hit refresh on their phone. Yeah. And then he's going to get some. Good move, Dirk. And he just had his engagement party this weekend. So promo, you know, relationships are promo and rap.

That is true. Dirk got engaged? Yeah, he got engaged. His babe mama, India. Yes. Congrats to Dirk, man. I like it. Yeah, congrats.

Dirk, that's big, man. I like that. I like seeing young dudes get engaged to their ladies, man. That's dope. You like that? That's what you like? I mean, you know, everybody, you know, they give the rappers a bad stigma, especially the young rappers.

Podcasts too. But seeing, like, podcasts is too, yeah. man. Ah. Ah. No. No. Yo.

It's never going to go. I'm so happy for them. Congratulations. It looked like it was a beautiful night. Oh, and his album's out. Yo. There's so much to celebrate. So much going on.

No. Oh. Oh. Oh, shit. Yeah. Every time I hear, every time I hear engaged, I just totally forget about my god, man. I heard it once in a

trash. Did you guys see Macy Gay performing a star spangled banner at the All-Star game? Yes. The National Anthem? I mean, yeah. Is that the same thing?

I think so. The Star Sprangle Banner? Is that the national anthem? It's the same thing. Yeah. Is that the song? Okay. Yeah.

I didn't know. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. You know how you know it is, but I'm like, I'm guessing my, like, wait, I don't want to sound stupid. But yeah, it's the same.

Then there's like the proud of being an American song and there's a bunch of stuff. There's also God bless America, so I see the community. It is. Take Me Out to the Ballgame. It's all the same shit. Sweet Home Alabama. Yeah, all the same shit. It's up to you, New York, New York.

It's all the same shit. Mr. Brighton. Yes, I saw Macy Ray's rendition of the National Antis. Oh, what happened? Shout out to Macy Gray. Shout out to Macy Gray. Let's start there. Shout to her.

Good to see Macy Gray. Much love to her. My friend Kyrie was in her music video. What was her first song? I tried to stay goodbye. Yeah, that one. Yeah, that one. He was the little kid.

on the bus that pokes his head up. Okay. That's my man, Karii. Remember when the videos used to do that? Have your homework from the block in a random video? He was famous for two summers. He's from the video of the Macy Gray video.

He was in Bassball City going crazy, like he's famous. That's funny. I saw her rendition of the National Anthem. But Macy Gray is a unique voice, a unique talent, a unique artist. Well, tell me what happens. Stop with this political shit. Play it. It was just.

You know, it was just the... It's not what we were used to as far as the national anthem. It wasn't the redition or the style that we used to. Yo, the videos I was watching. So it's kind of like, you know. It's black history muscle was bothering me to like the white people cackling in the back. That shit was bothering me a little bit. But do you understand why they were cuckling?

I get it, but like, nah. So see, that's my thing. Sometimes when people are cackling, you got to respect the cackle. Well, how can they ask? Chrisette Michelle could have done it. Here to perform the Star Spangled Banner. It might be time for us to uncancel to Cresson Michelle. Come on, righter.

Come on. Donnie wasn't that bad, people. We see it. He just doubled down. We see it. Mall supports Trump without the 250K offer, so that's why he wants her uncanceled.

Listen, everybody that voted for Biden right now support Trump. Okay. He ain't doing shit. Macy Gray. Macy Gray. That's good. I respect. I fuck drumming the guitar.

Me and Macy. Yeah. Macy Gray always looks like she's exhausted. Like, always just. Like she just had a bad week. Yeah, like I gotta do this. Bad damn kids in the house acting up. She's like a disgruntled auntie for sure.

Like, these ain't even my kids. Can you see by the dawns for the light? She's singing this shit exhausted. Yeah. She's fed up with America. Yeah, it's a metaphor. Do you have to the end? Should I skip?

Oh, I don't understand why your hand is not over your heart right now. You don't care about the troops? The troops. You don't care about the troops, DeMaris? Do you remember 9-11? Just going to shit on our nation's flag in front of me like this? This feels very anti-black. These colors don't run.

These colors don't run. Red, white, blue, in my veins. See, I'd be forgetting that Rory be worried because he'd be sound a little bit too convincing sometimes. And his white man is, like. and why they just cutting to black people why they just keep cutting I want to work in TV

sports are fucking sick remember when Lauren Hill did unplug that whole album and like you could tell when she just kind of got fed up from the song and just gave up she's doing this for three minutes straight look at LeBron trying to keep her straight

Did that clip go viral of LeBron laughing at this shit? Everybody's laughing. And then just cut to Bill Murray. Hey. Even the guitar player is looking like I. Was everybody else booked? She's singing that shit like the chicken was frying. She got to get back to the stove.

She got right the fuck about it. I think you're supposed to hold the free note, right? I think in the music seat, you're supposed to hold that note a little bit. As for the fallen soldiers. Yes. Respect and prayers to the fallen American soldiers. Absolutely. It's President's Day, we're working.

Yeah, absolutely. I see how you're tired of then. Listen, Macy Gray is just, that's her. If she's going to do something to perform and give her rendition, it's going to be Macy Gray. She's not up there to try to sound like Whitney doing the nationalists. She sounded like, remember in loving basketball when Quincy's mom? found out his father was cheating and she was by the pool and she was like she didn't find out she had the fucking photos she said i'm just tired yeah i'm just quincey i am just tired that's how she sang the whole national anthem how the fact that you have her voice down pat like that you held that scene

in that movie in your brain and like stored it like this is what you you was holding that in your brain for this moment no because now we got to kill movies again. Those photos were crazy. Was he, like, the cameraman was, like, he didn't see when he was closing the curtains, the cameraman at the window. Like, getting caught like that is only movie shit. Like, ain't no real nigga getting caught like that. Closing the curtain. Closing the curtain? Show me a real nigga, you got a picture closing the

curtain. He's a celebrity. He ain't just a, he wasn't a regular dude. He was a celebrity basketball player. You have paparots? Not even. I'm saying. You think, you think at least basketball players ain't out here cheating? You ain't go catch them closed? no curtain to the four seasons. He was a bench player. Let me tell you what's not happening. You're not going to catch none of these niggas that high profile players closing the curtain

to the four seasons. Not happening. First of all, he was a bench player. They didn't really get into that whole bag. And he couldn't get a job for like 10 years. Every time I was like, yeah, I got this guy. He's going to hook me up with a new job. Every single scene.

Yeah. I ain't going to lie. And that's a lot of cheating, man. Like every day you got to be like, yo, I got a job. Like, that's because it's not even, it's not cheating at that point. sex addiction at that point. You're having, you have a whole other relationship

with a woman. Cheating is when... Quincy might have been the side kid. Yo. Yeah, we don't get... Yeah. Are we gonna go there today? No.

The main ain't always the main. Can we go there today? No. Please. All right. It's fine. We did the sideship before. But there is a day when we need to realize

the main, when you start adding up the checklist of things that are happening, you're not really the main. Like if we're not going there, D. I'm going to just throw this question out. You could table it, put it, in your MacBook. How do we know who's the main?

If the guy is treating both of them the same. The one who has access to the money is the main. Neither do. Neither do. Oh, then they both decide. Access to the money. The Bank of America is the main? Yes.

I mean, you got to really think about it. I agree with you. I think a lot of the times the main is not really the main at all. They just get the title of the main. and you do that just to keep a happy home. And guys, we have to take, we have to take, you know, some of the blame for that shit because it got...

No, we don't. We're going through things. No, but the game got fucked up because guys started treating the size like the main. We know that, right? But sometimes you got to kind of look at it something and be like, how do you know you the main, though?

I agree with you. Are you not going to get an argument on me? It's like... Go down the checklist. I don't know if he's cheating on you. You are the side. We'll save that for now. Let's just save that, though.

Let's just leave that there and let's save that. And we'll leave loving basketball because Quincy was pussy. Damn. Fam. How are you a fucking... All right, man. Spent your whole life, focused on basketball. You want to eventually go to the NBA.

You want to play at USC. You're just going to throw your whole path off because your dad cheated and he wanted you to stay in college. So instead you're going to be like, well, I'm not ready for the pros, but let me just try to go to the draft. and then leaves his girl because she didn't want to stand on the bleachers with him too long

you were supposed to be there like fam I was there we could have just went inside yeah like he she literally said yo we could just go in my room and like yeah she just had to be in the dorm

and it's like now you go break up you were supposed to fucking be there like no I was sitting next to you sir that and then you leave your girl and you're fucking overrated

that's what I keep saying it really yeah I'm going to be overrated I'm not going to say overrated. I think it's a good movie. It's Mac, overrated classics. And then on top of that, how pussy Quincy is, he then gets a fucking wife and the day before his wedding

leaves because he lost in one-on-one. What an emotional train wreck. That's gangster. And then he became a fucking NBA house husband, the way I am now, sitting courtside while his girl goes out there and gets busy because he wanted to fucking leave USC and not develop his game before going to the league because his father cheated. Well, no, that's not.

How do you connect those two things? He tore his knee. He had a... He blew his knee out so his career was over as a result. Well, he could have developed his game more and been a top lottery pick instead of going to the lead after his freshman year. I mean, listen, loving basketball is one of those movies that, I think as you get older, you start to really understand relationships and then you went to college and you know how those relationships are in college. You look back and you're like, that's not how it goes.

It doesn't happen like that. Nobody's paying for a wedding, getting old. all the way to the wedding. And just because you got a nice jump shot, I'm throwing away all this money I spent on my wedding. Richard Jefferson did. Richard Jefferson left his wife literally the day of the wedding. Is that true?

Yeah. Oh, well, I mean, what she did? Yo. What she did, man? Questions that need answers. And what's she even to mean? He probably was at the real wedding. Yo.

Try to double up. Save some money with a joint reception. You not the wife, yeah. Like, get out of here. That's funny. And Derek Fisher at Matt Barnes. Yeah, wow, she was a net dancer, left her at the altar. Yeah, left her at the altar, Dave.

But what she did, though? I don't know. I never got that full story. He probably found out some things he didn't like. You probably got scared. Found out. They said he called two hours before the weather. Yeah, no, I remember that.

I remember that. At least he called, Moll wouldn't have called. He would have said he was on the way and then we would have heard from him four days later. And then y'all just would have just known like, ah, he's not getting married. He's not coming. It's got to be awkward, not even for Richard Jefferson, like all his friends that are there. Imagine now having to take the blow for your man's like- That's what I thought about when that, when it happened?

No, they kept drinking on his car because it was open bar on his card and they kept drinking. They enjoyed the wedding. So he basically turned it into a, why would you want to have a bar? Yeah, but if I'm your best man or even just your friend at that wedding, I'm staying for the reception with a, I can't do that. No. You can't stay there. First of all, you know the white, the bride or the almost. bride. You know, her and her whole crew family, they're not, they left. They're somewhere at the

hotel, she's crying a heart out, heartbroken, the family is ready to kill Richard Jefferson. For sure. Imagine me and you and you are some of the homies still in the ballroom and Ed and DJ and we just, like, what do we celebrate? And then texting, Richard, yo, coast is clear. Come, come through. Come through. And we got some bitches going. And we got some bitches coming. You know the other dancers? And we got some bitches coming. We got the Knicks dancers coming instead. You men ain't shit I love it though man 100%

But who knows She probably did some foul shit Probably She could have been Living a double life Always gotta be the woman So When I posted

I don't know if you guys Well you guys saw I know the rest of the internet Didn't see When I posted on my page About the couple From New York That lives in separate houses

The wife and husband These successful relationship You're talking about Yes and they're extremely happy And everybody was in my fucking DM'd A lot of people agree with me, but a lot of people at my demons was like, oh, now they both cheating.

Everybody's cheating and they only doing that because they cheat. And I'm like, y'all really don't like being alone. Y'all think if... No, you know what drives someone to cheat? Looking at face-to-face with the same fucking person every time. That is what makes you want to cheat. It makes you want somebody else. Like, I'm literally tired of you.

So you agree with living in separate houses. Yeah, that's what I would like that for a portion. Maybe not my whole marriage, like when we have kids, but like a portion of my marriage, yeah. No, I think it's a... Living in separate houses? I mean, you have to have money to do that. even if you are living in a city. Especially in New York City.

But I think it's a better strategy for at least for a while with certain type of people. I understand need and space. I'm the advocate of that. I just don't know how realistic it is to be married and have kids and still have separate. Well, they don't have kids. I'm talking about before you have kids because they don't have kids. Okay. Yeah.

They wanted to live for. Are they married? They're married. They wanted to do three years. They got married shit out of college. They wanted to do three years apart. like not apart but three years living separately before they had kids and stuff like that

and what can't mall understand begin at all my parents lived in separate houses it was her idea it was her idea yeah they got married literally straight out of college that whore oh my god she's definitely fucking

that poor guy he just was working working working and she because he was working so much she fell into like those wife roles but they were still really young they were like 22 Yeah, so they were like, I don't want to do this. Like she wants to pursue her career. He wants to pursue his.

So they got separate apartments and they said they stayed a night together probably three to four nights out the week. And the other nights, you know, they take time to themselves. Go to stumbling type of shit. I'm not mad at that. Question, do they have keys to each other's apartments? I think so, yes. For safety reasons and things like that, of course. Right, there's always safety reasons, right?

Not for some pop-ups. Yeah, safety. Safety. But they're married, so, you know. So, that means. I'm just saying they're married, so of course they have keys to each other's spaces. Oh, okay. I thought you mean they're married, so that means they're not cheating on each other.

No. But I just think outside of the cheating shit, I think that that's a really good idea. I do too. I'm not mad at that. Like, I think that I'm an advocate. You need your own space. You need to miss people. You need to not be in each other's face.

Well, I can see you doing that. You like your own space. Absolutely. What? These are, they're my idols. I hope it works. So they could be like the, we could have their face on the fucking Mount Rushmore. Have you lived with a woman before?

I'm sure we've talked about it. I don't remember. I've definitely like four days out the week. We would definitely. Fake lives. Yeah. Yeah, it's different, though. Because I've done both

and it's drastically different when someone actually lives with you. You don't really know your partner until you live with them. You don't know anyone. Yeah. My first apartment was with my best friend since kindergarten

and I, who lived across the street from me. And I learned more about him in that year living together than I did in the 22 years prior. Yeah. Like, you'd be living with a girl and like, oh, you're a nasty motherfucker. I didn't know this bitch

was just nasty. Yeah, I'm resenting. shit everywhere. Like, you just, you're not going to clean none of this up. All right, cool. See, it's good. It's cool to get cute and get dressed up and meet a nigga at dinner and all. Like, man, it's been just bad.

Yeah, so you see that makeup all over your goddamn bathroom. Yeah, no. Hair everywhere. Yeah, three weeks live with her. See how she leave the bathroom and the kitchen and clothes everywhere when she gets undressed. Like, yeah. With men, you should wash your sheets once a week at minimum. At minimum.

At minimum. Absolutely. If you live with a woman, you might have to change your sheets every day. Damn, why? Because women are nasty. They shed? They shed. There's makeup all over pillows.

There's period shit everywhere. Wait. Period. Or do you mean like stuff for her period? When they have sex, it's way easier for them to get shit all over the sheets without knowing than it is with us. At least we can point and aim. Like we know what or just leave it in. Yeah.

It's just discharged. It's just stuff everywhere. discharged. What's wrong with this? He's exaggerating, but he's not lying. No, I understand. Women are dirty up your sheets in an hour. I know.

Like, trust me, I understand exactly what. That's why I say you don't know your woman until y'all live together. Absolutely. You have to live with your partner. You have to have that waking up, go to sleep for a certain amount of days before you can really understand and say, okay, this is the person I want to be with. So why not, like, let's push you. that off for as long as we can push that off

for it. Like, let's live in our separate apartment. No, I'm with that. And enjoy, still date. I am with, I am 100% with having your own you know, I understand that you have kids and all that, that's almost impossible. Yeah. But you still need your space, like a man cave, right?

You have your spot in the crib, basement or whatever, it's yours. I can go down there and kind of just. It's not the same because they can still come bother you. I can hear you upstairs. I can hear the fun and the happiness you're having down there. I must come instructed.

I want to be completely removed. Did you notice that women think the no shoes rule doesn't apply to heels? When they get ready, they'll walk over the whole fucking house in their heels like those things aren't outside. No, we have a no shoe rule here. Yeah. No, the- I go to the door with mine.

No, because the hills is part of the, they have to put the hills on the sea at complete the outfit. Yeah, we have to run around the entire apartment. They're practicing. To cut up my wood floors and those were once outside those heels. They're brand new at the box. They're practicing their strut for the feet. for the evening.

Because hills, you got to get in them and you got to kind of like let them form to your feet. How do you know? Well, I'm only guessing because they're so narrow. I don't wear hills on my off days. Listen, I would never judge you.

I would never judge. If our sneaker battle, you can bring some heels. Excuse me? You have nice calves. You will look nice in heels. She's been checking out of your calves, man. What do you want? You can't even see my calves.

You can see the definition. Your calf print. You got nice calves. You will look good in heels. Yeah. We see your calf friend. Thanks, DeMaris. I appreciate you.

Thank you. What were you just talking about before this? Little Dirk's album. One of my friends posted a photo, speaking of discharge and nasty shit, posted a photo on IG of like, you know the big mozzarella sticks that are now trendy? It's like a big ass mozzarella stick. I haven't seen it, but weird. That just needs to say.

And they cut it and like the cheese comes out. And this gentleman who I went to college with posted it and said, it reminds me of her, which I then replied, does she have a yeast infection? Yes, you didn't even have to ask. If that reminds him of her? No, people tell him of her.

Yeah, I'm about to say, that is what remind you of her? She's had a yeast infection, bro. I was like, no, she's not wet. That's, that should make... The creamers be trying to get that off. The creamers.

The creamers have a lot to say about the squirters, I've noticed. Creamers are nasty Yeah, that seems to be an epic battle But it's a certain cream though Where you know it's not like Maul I do not need a repeat of last episode with you What I do not?

I'm just saying this is a difference I'm just saying that women that cream And then there's women that you're like That something ain't right with that That's a little too thick It's the consistency There it is it's the consistency It's the texture

Do you guys test for that at the Sumbullin? Absolutely. Lab. Absolutely. No, he does. He leaves the samples. Yeah, Edd him puts a playlist on and just goes to the bathroom and starts swobbing. Swab.

He is the swabber. He saves all his popsicles. I'm like, come here, you. He saved his popsicle sticks. I am fucking just utterly. Can only take temperature and asshole. Oh, yeah. You'll use the mouth tip?

Yeah, they don't have office space. They have Edding space. He turns, he turns around and checks your ass for COVID. It's so weird. Like, I thought it was a nasal thing. No, they said they could. catch you can test it through the ass now. I am tired.

I am just tired. I am so tired. You did this. Yo, I'm done. Yo, man, y'all are sick bunch of people, man. I swear to God. I am fucking done. Give us some hot topics, Tamara.

Yo, there are no hot topic. Who is my great aunt that has COVID, Camaris? Queen Elizabeth. That is your great aunt. Oh, she has COVID? Yeah. You didn't check on your family? You didn't even know.

You ain't even check out your family. You know the family group chat? I ain't hit Auntie in a minute, yo. Only when you need something else. I think Auntie cut me off. I ain't going to lie. I ain't speak to her in a little while, man. I think she cut me off.

But damn, prayers to Queen Elizabeth. Sure. Hopefully she recovers. She recovers soon. Prayers to everyone. Prayers to everybody. No, that happened. I watched that Boeing dock on Netflix that just came out.

Boeing? Boeing that makes planes and shit. Okay. Oh, okay. I was kind of unaware of those cases and that were going on. Like, I remember the plane crashes. Once the doc started,

I was thinking this was like a while ago, and then it was like, oh, President Trump grounds all aircrafts. And I'm like, wait, this just happened? When was this? Boeing, within the past four years, maybe, Boeing had sold two planes that were fucked up and both crashed within five months of each other

and were blaming on the pilots. One was somewhere in Africa, I forgot what the other one was. And they were blaming on the pilots and the countries like American pilots would never it was a Trump error so you know America was fucking great.

Yeah, everybody was beefing. So then they get into the history of Boeing and like exposed when they brought in the new CEOs that were like this is not a safety company. This is a profitable company. They cut all the safety inspectors. Shorty was like, yeah,

there used to be 15 safety inspectors per part of the plane when they were building it to check every fucking screw that goes in before they can move on to the next one. They cut it down to just one person for a whole plane. Oh, wow. Yo, what the fuck?

That's scary as fuck. No, and they were encouraging mechanics just to not even check shit, just sign off because they were trying to hit all these deadlines with these planes, and the safety shit would bring it back. Like, we can't move on until this part is approved by the FDA, whatever the fuck it is. And they were just forging that shit and just moved on to the next thing. they put in the report usually it's like

no matter what they're a possibility of one plane crash from this fleet that we're doing there's like no matter what it has to maybe be one

they was throwing 15 on that shit it was inevitable 15 of these planes are going to crash these are regular commercial shits that everyone gets on

every day see that's what scares me about every time we travel and we have to fly that's that that's what scares

because there's humans behind all of this Humans flying the plane. There's humans that build the planes. There's humans that inspect the planes. So humans, it's human error. You know what I mean? But in this case, this is just capitalism.

Not want to spend money and cutting corners where it's like now you're putting, you know, thousands of lives at risk every time this plane takes off because you only have one person inspecting parts of the plane whereas it was 15 people. Yeah. And that shit is scary, man. The CEO, like a bunch of the Boeing employees got together and had like a secret meeting about shit of like, this is like very unsafe what's going on here. And they wanted to file a report and the CEO wouldn't let them

because it would then affect if a plane does crash, they have to give up like all the report, safety reports that they had. So they would say you're not, anyone that tried to file a safety report would either get fired or laid off or like they would cut their pay if they would try to do a safety report. That's how sick Boeing was. Wow.

And this all happened recently. Yeah, it was there March 2019 to December 2020? Like, this shit is current. I was, but I'm guessing that those planes have been grounded. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, cool. For sure, but did they say with airline? No, all airlines buy them. Yeah, all, it's, it's the Boeing, the people who make the actual plane,

they sell the planes, so the, okay, got, just throw their logo on it and keep it pushing. But, and they were even saying, because airlines require when they buy, planes from Boeing or other companies, they require their pilots to obviously do a certain amount of training hours with the new plane. Because all planes are different to some degree. Boeing put out like this new joint, like their fucking Yeezy 3.0. And they were like, oh, it's like the other one. So your pilots don't need to do training. Mind you, it was a completely different system. And that's why these two planes crashed because they didn't know what the fuck to do. Plus, the mechanical shit was all fucked up. So Boeing also is telling companies that they're selling

shit to, which it shouldn't even be their fucking business, that y'all could just buy these planes. They're the thing. You don't even need to train your pilots. Yeah, that's some scary shit, man. See, shit like that, I don't, because then you start thinking like, okay, is it still happening? They were showing old wires and shit, and the lady was explaining that these planes are, I forgot the term she used, but wire-based. And they were showing these old wires, like, in their factories, like, they would just fucking explode, and it would cause fire, and it would get rid of all the wires. And they were like, if one wire goes in a plane, like your whole navigation could go, your ability to even control the plane

could go. Like, y'all are just throwing faulty wires in and it, like, it's nothing. See, I don't know I care about this shit. That's giving me anxiety next time I got to get on the flight. I'm going to start thinking about all this shit. Two weeks. And then I'm going to start looking at every fucking nut and bolt on the fucking wing. Why do you think I be drinking on a plane? Like that shit looks shaky right there. To try not to think. I hate when pilots be trying to make jokes on the flat. Do we are in a tube going 500 miles an hour, 30,000 feet in the air. Don't make a fucking job. I don't know what you were doing last time.

road, Duke. Yeah, don't crack no jokes. This ain't fun time. Nothing about this is funny or it's really, it's actually weird that we're this high going this fast. I shouldn't be able to get to L.A. in five hours. Yeah, that's a fact. That's the fact.

That's a fact. But if Elon gets that bullet, that bullet train. It's not happening all. I'm on me. Sign me up. Okay. If I can get to L.A. in the hour, sign me up. I'm cool.

You ain't fucking with you? No, let me know. Text me when you get there. Your body will be in L.A., your fucking soul is still being clergling somewhere. You're going to leave, leave your fucking shoulder and leg in Chicago. I watched Invening Anna. I finally watched it. I finally watched it.

Great story, man. They killed me in my mentions. Why? I said that I was encouraging white privilege and that I was saying white privilege is great because I think she's great. More than one person told me that. People would just be, you know, people would just be wanting to just like,

all right, whatever. I think the story was great. I do love the fact that obviously, She's a, and I don't like to say all for, I hate saying on the spectrum. But I think that it takes, I think that it takes a different way of thinking and a different, a certain amount of confidence and, uh. Delusion to. Delusion to do what she did. But the way the lawyer broke it down, you know, did she, what exactly did she do wrong?

or is it the people wanted to believe she was this German heiress and they wanted to take care of her because it's like, yeah, we took care of a German eras. She stayed here. She did this. So it's like, what are you, what do y'all really at the fact that she isn't a German heiress or? There was fraud and money. She stole money from her friends. She did some that. She did some foul shit. That's when they got fucked up when she started doing that. But as far as like her staying at, you know, resorts and hotels for months on in and not paying a bill and this, that, and third, it's kind of like, what do y'all mad at the fact that she's not

the German heiress or that a bill wasn't paid? You know what I'm saying? So I like the way the lawyer in the movie, he came with that angle because it's true. It's like everybody lies a little bit. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like you said, go on Instagram, put a filter on. You take pictures in front of a car that isn't yours and this stuff.

Whatever. It's like you kind of alter the perception of what's real to an extent and which is what Anna basically kind of sort of did. And just with our society, she's going to get a second chance because we're interested now. Like you see with the Twitter swindler, he's about to get a dating show. Yeah. And we're going to watch. Because this is the sickest country in the world.

Firefest dude is going to get out of jail and probably team up with Anna and create a doc that we're all going to watch. Absolutely. And they're going to do another festival that we're going to buy tickets to. Anna may create a social club. I would go to the social club. I got to see what's going on over here. Yeah. So I get it.

I heard she only sold, she sold the rights to her story to Netflix only for 300,000. Yeah, I think she was jammed up. Yeah, I heard she had Netflix. She had a institution and shit to pay, stuff like that, like, or some shit going on with her lawyer fees, court fees or whatever that she had to pay. And she's now currently being held in ICE. Is it? Yeah. Whenever she gets out of there, she's getting a bag.

I can tell you that. Yeah, if it's not already done. Yeah, she's definitely going to get a bag. Again, I thought the movie was great. Really interesting, interesting story. The fact that it's real and this woman was actually being housed right here in New York City. A friend of mine actually knows her. Like, I had no idea who this, I didn't know about this story until.

I think I remember hearing something about when she was going to court and the way she dressing up and all that. Yeah. I think I remember that, but I never really knew what was going on with the case until. this movie came out on Netflix. I remember when she got out of jail that day and she went to Soho and was shopping and everyone was like, nah. Yeah.

I think I remember that. But I didn't know what the case was about. But either way, and Vin-Anne on Netflix, great movie. If you didn't see it, I think you should check it out. What's the girl's name?

It comes out on Hulu, I think, in March about Shorty that scammed all the Silicon Valley. There's a great documentary on Netflix about. Can you pull up her name? They're about doing a similar series like that. She did what? Silicon Valley?

So essentially, she came up with this idea. Like, you know when you get your blood drawn? It can go into the lab and they can figure out certain things about what's going on in your body. Yeah, shit like that, right? So she came up with this idea that she would create

almost like a vending machine where you could literally just go up, get your finger pricked, and then it will show you on a screen all the things about your body. Elizabeth Holmes. So there is a series coming out on Hulu about Elizabeth Holmes.

This has just been scammer month. Like, I love, let's get all the scammer shit out now. This is great. I like how all of this has happened during like a black history month when we're supposed to be like highlighting like black people that were very prominent. Just white scammers instead? This is white scammers. It's white scammers month.

Like the whites just scammed us again made us think that this is Black History Month. We're a scamming race. I don't know if you know the history. We're being scammed out of Black History Month right in front of our eyes, but whatever. In Ventana was great. Elizabeth Holmes, I hope your story is great too. And whoever else is robbing the fucking government of thousands and millions of dollars. I hope your fucking story is great.

So she went to Silicon Valley to get all this funding. She got over like a billion dollars from all the notable names we know. out there. And they like thought she was going to be the next one. Like she's the next Steve Jobs type shit, right? So she started at that point then actually had to create this idea, was bullshit in about all her background with medical shit, the doctors she had that could say this is possible. I'll just keep it quick. In her office she had like the first example of one, the test shit. So she had all the investors and billionaires that gave her the money come get they're finger-pricked and their blood taken

and then said, yo, y'all wanted a tour of the office and then took them for a tour of the office to distract them and then she went and did the blood results the real way that you do at the doctor and then just took them on a tour while the results were happening. They think their results were instant.

And then they just came back after the tour in the day and meetings and got their results on the screen. And she was faking a lot of results too. She was faking results. She was going crazy. Oh yeah. She's, she's, wow.

No, she's ill. Yeah, I definitely got to watch that. Was it HBO? I said Netflix. The doc is really, really good. I think it came out last year. What confuses me is that, like, she actually, she didn't think that this was going to come out.

Like, what's the whole point? You know that you can't do this, so. Not, I think it's a similar behavior with her Firefest dude and Anna, where it's just like, let me just get to the next step in the scam, and I'll figure it out after that, Not thinking about like with the fire fest shit is like, all right, we have no food and we promised them five-star meals.

All right, well, just get them bread and cheese and they'll be food and I'll figure it out from there. Like, they just move on to the next little thing and solve that to buy themselves another two days. And that's just the behavior they have. It's saying she will pay $500,000 in a fine as part of the settlement arrangement and she is barred from serving as director or officer

of a public company for 10 years. So $500,000 And she can't be the CEO of anybody for 10 years Super light Yeah for the bag, she probably got off with What's the firefress guy in the name? Billy something Jarlanezis

I still believe I still believe in it Yo Billy McFarland Is he out of jail? I don't think so No, he's still incarcerated right now Yeah but he's probably at one of them

fucking fancy jail jails where you get massages and play tennis. I'm sure Billy's doing a right. Yeah, he had a podcast, but he was in solitary because they found out he had a podcast. Wait, he was sneaking a pod out of the jail? Mm-hmm. Oh, he, come on, Tax. How was he not?

Tax, come on, bro. I need that jail pod. Oh, my God. Let's get it going. We can do the calls? Yeah, absolutely. Shout out to Tax, man. Shout out to my guy, Tax.

I got to get in touch with him, see how he's doing. Sure. Is this trial coming up? It should be coming up, right? I say that every pod. I have no fucking idea. I feel like this trial definitely should be coming up. Well, Troy has been on a press run, so I wasn't sure if this was for music or for the trial rollout. Having a rollout for a trial. Oh, they said the date was set for November 2nd, 2021, so. For the trial?

Yeah. I remember when they said that, and then we never heard anything. But we shall see. November 22nd? No, it was supposed to be of last year, of last year. and they said Troy Ave's paperwork came out in that November. He said he pleaded not guilty for the murder and he pleaded guilty receiving a firearm

in interstate commerce with the intent to commit another felony. Well, that was taxed. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Not Troy. Well, I want to hear the Billy podcast because that's hysterical. What was he?

Does it say what he was talking about? What is Billy getting off on the pod from prison? Firefest, I still believe? That should be a thing, though. You should be allowed to have a podcast from prison. No, you should not. Why not? Shined in the whole album over the phone.

Nobody can't do a potter with the phone? I definitely would think, or not even just have some type of equipment set up for them to do that from prison. Why not? There's some recording shit in certain prisons. Absolutely. I think that should definitely be part of the prison program. Oh, the name of it was called the dumpster fire,

but it was spelled like Fire Fest. That Billy. He's going to get it done. He's going to be heard discussing his various hijinks in their aftermath in detail from a prison phone. Yeah. So it was like a prison phone type of thing. Podcasts.

I don't know, man. Billy was kind of a gangstone. A low. He was indicted facing charges and then went and lived in a hotel with no money and a credit card and was on the phone filming himself scam other people. I like it. I like that type of shit. And then just...

Oh, I thought he said, guys, let's scam. I thought you was going with that. I mean, I didn't say it. I didn't, you know, for purposes, Brandy would tell me not to say that. to say, guys, let's do a festival. I mean? No, I think we would do a dope-ass festival, though. I kind of did one, guys.

No one got scammed. Except for me. Except for you. Yo, you to, I. Yo, you being the one that gets scammed is fucking crazy. Like, this is my company. Can y'all not? Oh, God.

Oh, Rory. Barclay Center, 2024. See you there That would be dope though To do a festival Like just like a one weekend thing Just try it The nasty festival

No Not freaking Put your pants on the niz Yeah Edon Edon is the new freaknik Definitely Eddn can we have you and your girl

On the pod And interview you guys one day God no Why not? Why? Too many NDAs That you guys signed Yeah basically

Fucking eyes Why shut You guys can't Come on Are you guys swingers Oh, now the fucking equipment is just mouth on shit. Now it doesn't work. Sorry, the mic doesn't work.

Swingers. Are you guys swingers? No. No, we're not swingers. I don't believe. I don't think there's a way to get around that. Do participate in group sex together? No. I don't believe. You lying? You lying to me?

To us? The architect would never. What gives off that idea that we're swingers? I don't know. All the stuff that you post in the videos you send us of you swinging? Most of those pictures were. for you, but for my friend. Yeah, that she was swinging with.

No, but, you know, you know? No, we don't know. He's a terrible liar. Like, don't ever... Pete, put Edding on the cover of swingers. Oh, don't do that, yeah. That'll be so funny. But yeah, Eddie, you're a bad liar.

You should work on it. It's not a good trait to be a bad liar. I mean, have you guys ever had a unicorn in your bedroom? A unicorn? Yeah, that's like a third person you find particularly. See, that's probably not a swing, Because we don't even know that fucking terminology, bro. Like unicorn.

What? People actually ask for those a lot in like dating websites. For unicorn. Threesomes? Yeah, I know they do. Yeah, when I was on, not just dating websites, it's just a life. We all created that dating, when we all creating that dating at, um, for content, of course, that people will eventually see.

I definitely, there were a lot of people on there that were like, we're just looking for a girl for our relationship. I'm like, girl, anybody fucking you and your crusty ass boyfriend. You'd be surprised. You absolutely would. Yes, you'd be surprised. Let's listen to end right now Yeah

LeBron wants to play with his son He said he's willing to take a pay cut So he's staying in the league So he's 49 when Brony is eligible He won't be 49 A lot sooner than that But yeah I said that years ago I said that at this point

Braun is waiting for his son To get drafted And I didn't know that he was going to make a statement saying the same team I thought he wanted to be Just in the league Like in then possibly match up against His son

Which would be dope I would like that. But I mean, seeing them set up pick and roll for each other would be just as amazing to see a father and son actually play at the highest level together would just be, obviously we never seen it before. I don't think we'll see it again. Let's get Bronny to the Knicks.

That's not a, that could happen. That's some pressure on a lottery kid, though. They'll have a lottery pick. Not to say, obviously, Brani is nice. We've seen his highlights for high school, but that's don't mean you go into the league. Yeah, it's not, well, since. Do you think the powers that be will no matter what,

Brony will get drafted somewhere. Well, here's the thing. Since LeBron came out and actually said what he said, there's no doubt about it that Brony will be drafted into the NBA. For whatever reason, if they feel like he's not good enough, he still will be drafted. Yeah. For marketing alone, LeBron's already made it clear.

He doesn't care what team it is. He just wants to play on the team with his son. So any team that has the pick when, you know, Bronte is eligible for draft, they will... Imagine him, like, I don't want to wish this on him, but if he was injured or whatever, and they was like, number one pick, let me just take the injured kid so we can get Bronn.

No, but that's what a lot of people were saying after LeBron said what he said about, he wants to play on the team. They're like, that's basically him ushering his son into the league. Well, Cleveland did it with Braun. They tanked for fucking like four years straight when he was a junior high to get him. Yeah, but LeBron was not... and no brainer.

He was going to be the number one pick. Oh, for sure what I'm saying? Cleveland kind of forced themselves into that pick specifically with Brown. And Bronn wanted to stay in Ohio, so it all made. That was a plot. I get it. I get it. His mother got a Hummer.

Yeah, I get it. But I like it, man. Just being able to see that is so inspirational, man. Just the fact, and it's a testament to LeBron and keeping his self in shape for all of these years to be able to still be in the NBA when his son is eligible. to play and be drafted. That's just some super, super dope shit. So salute to the James family because that, you don't even, you can dream about that

as a father, like being able to play a professional sport with your son. But to see that it's actually going to happen. It's fucking crazy. Do we owe LaVar Ball an apology? Not that we ever say anything bad, but. Oh, no, people do. And I think people have started to apologize and, you know, eat their words a little bit about LaVar Ball.

Because what did he do wrong when people were mad about? He just believed in. and his sons. And he helped them achieve their goals and their dreams, pushed them, you know, instilled hard work in them and instilled the values of family in them. And one of which is now in the All-Star game. Yeah. Like I don't see, you know, people thought LaVar Ball was crazy. Was he a little obnoxious maybe? Sure. Yeah. Was he a little, you know, off the wall a little bit with his things he was saying? Yeah. I don't like that he's been quiet. Come back on first take. Well, he's been quiet because it's kind of like, I told you.

You know what I'm saying? So it's like, I don't, you don't got to, people know now. I bought the shoes. He never got them, though. You bought the three, the BBBs? They never sent them to me. So where's your money? In LeVar Ball's pocket?

In the Metaverse? Yes. They NFTed your money. I got scammed again, bro. Jesus. I'm such an easy target. They NFTed your money. That's crazy as fuck.

Speaking of basketball, Juan Howard, I like it. I like it. I like it, but they're going... Stand your ground, too, afterwards. Yeah, they're going... You touch me, I touched him back. What more is it to say? Well, that coach didn't touch him.

The coach that he ended up hitting didn't touch him. The first coach kind of tried to stop him from walking away from him. Don't stand next to your man's. They both the ballheaded to me. Yeah, but the second coach that, or Gus, one of the assistant coaches that Joanne Howard end up hitting the face. He didn't touch Juan Howard. He may have been saying some things that Joanne didn't like,

but he didn't put a hand on him. Okay, if you and I are at the club and I go up and touch someone and you're next to me as my man's and then you just get hit by proxy, that person's not wrong. No, I did it. I understand like they was wrong for calling that time out. That was a little unsportsman-like. But again, Juan Howard was going to be suspended. We know that. For sure.

But, you know, I think that he's going to regret. that because as a coach, as a head coach, as a black head coach of your alma mater and, you know, trying to be an example of young black, for young black men, you can't lose your cool like that. I get it, I understand, but you got to have more strength. To having words and all of that, that's, you know, that's fine. But when you talk about, you know, hitting someone in a face, when you take it to that level, and then now your teammates are involved in Negerate to fight the other team.

You see how that just puts everybody in the kind of leadership? Yeah, it puts everybody in a bad position of one of the kids ends up hitting one of the other coaches and, you know, it just... You get messy. Yeah, that one, your action is a reaction, you know, and they could have got bad for your players.

So I understand. I understand, you know, the emotion behind it and you were upset and everything. And then, like I said, the head coach stopped you from trying to walk away from him and all of that. And having words, I totally get, but you got to show some more restraint than that.

And I'm sure he's addressed his team and they spoke about it and everything. He'll serve with suspension and move on and be back on the sidelines coaching. He can't catch a break with timeouts, huh? It's something that has followed him in his basketball career. Maybe it's PTSD with him timeouts. He just had to get his shit off. You understand. I get it.

It's like, yo, go another timeout that I don't like that it's fucking with me. But yeah, you got to show more restraint than that, especially when you're the head coach. and trying to be an example of the leader for these young guys. But shout out to Juan Howard, man. Listen, man, we all get emotional and lose our cool at times. He's human. You know what I mean? It happens. So it is what it is.

Before we rap, should we get into Atlanta business? Should we be messy and get into shit we don't know about it? Decatur is not Atlanta. Winnet is not Atlanta. That's a pretty good impression. I love that fucking song. You listen to Amaretta. She's dope. I've heard a few of her freestyles before.

I'm not going to say I'm super well versed in her. I've heard some of her music before. Before she's a, she's a dope artist. I like her. From Atlanta, from what I understand. Yeah. Actual Atlanta. Yeah, I like her.

Atlanta Twitter was going crazy this weekend. They were falling apart. Why? Explain to the people that may not. Well, she did a freestyle explaining that the metro Atlanta area is not technically Atlanta. And she started naming off the towns that we all know as, especially as outsiders that we thought are, like I've always assumed East Point.

college park, all that shit was Atlanta. I never knew it wasn't. So she was aggressively telling the metro area that they are not from Atlanta. So who's from Atlanta? Damn there, nobody. Just her. Oh, she's the only one from Atlanta. Oh, that's what the artists do.

I'm only one from here. I get it. I seen JD posted it. That's when I first saw it. And he said, I like this type of energy. And then Bow Wow commented, JD, you from North Carolina? Yo, I'm dead. But now, the freestyle is good, and I see it caused some controversy.

Yeah. I mean, you need that sometimes, though. You need to get those conversations started and put a fire under some of these Atlanta artists. Not that they need it because they've been on a tear for the last 20 years, but... But then other cities started getting involved with it. Houston Twitter was going nuts. They were saying most cities not Houston. They were going down the whole list.

Also, this is like a domino effect. that every city is going to start saying that all right, Staten Island, I don't know how long you're going on. Don't do that. Westchester is not New York. Long Island is not New York. Mount Vernon is not New York.

Ours would be so trash. Yonkers is not New York. No, it's literally five birds. You can name them. We know what the five are. Yeah, that's it. And that's New York in a nutshell. There is more to New York then.

A hundred percent. I saw J.D. and B. Cox and Jonte was in the studio with Hallie. Barry. Is that her name? Bailey. Hallie Bailey. Hallie Bailey from the Bailey's sister.

Oh, the other one, okay. The younger one. Yeah. Don't ever refer to her as the other one. I'm not in the world that they target. She's in the Disney crew. And Chloe is who they target. I'm the target audience for that.

Titties and NPCs. Yeah. She is with the Disney characters So that's my algorithms So Oh so they're trying to get Get her into the mature bag now Well she can't get too mature

Because she's the little mermaid So That sucks How old is she? If I'm not mistaken Haley is I want to say 22 Okay But Zedana is doing that

She got out of her Her Disney bag and her superhero bag She's 21 And then Chloe is 23 I'm sorry it took a while for Zendaya to get out of her Disney bag. Yeah, she's out. She's out.

She's out now. They got Chloe out that bag quick. Not that she was in the Disney bag, but she was in the young, these are two young YouTube sisters. But they never made YouTube, I mean, not YouTube, they never made young music. If you listen to their music, older people like their music more than like younger people. First album is incredible.

Yeah. And it's, I wouldn't say mature, mature, but it is for adults. Like, it's not a kid album. It's not kids' pop. But looks wise. still came off as like the young girls that Beyonce found on YouTube. Well, not that fact. Well, she's in the studio with three of those guys that really make hits and for real

and write amazing records. So we got to see what's to come from that. And they said, and Jonte Austin said she's one of, she's a really good writer and he's really like, he was like, nah, Hallie got that pin. Both of them are extremely talented. Exactly. So for me. Yeah, I don't think that was ever question.

That's one hell of a stamp as a songwriter. That's one hell of a stamp. Look what Atlanta is trying to take the two sisters. Gunna took the older one. Jady and Cruz is taking her. You are not from Atlanta, Chloe Bailey. She is, man. What zone are you from?

Wherever Gunner from for the time being, because you know how these relationships are. Look at you. Bitter. Already trying to get them to break up how these relationships go. They're together until the summer and then she's back. back twerking on her Instagram, TikTok. You know how that goes. Currency, back to music, though.

Currency Continuance album, Big Crit, Digital Rojas. Digital Roses don't die. Or get charged, according to DeMaris. That was funny. Fuck y'all. Give us a chance to laugh. No, no, it was funny. I wanted to keep going because it was a coin joke.

That is a digital rose that DeMaris has. And never charged. Are you going to NFT your, you should NFT your, um, your vibrator. Can you NFT a vibrator? Apparently you can NFT anything. NFTs are digital images. All right, so take a picture. Take a picture you vibrated.

Let Pige run it through the digital system. Running through the digital system. Yeah, what fucking digital system? He don't know. Oh, man. The Matrix. Everybody keep hitting me up to my yo yasha, NFT.

Listen, let's just be honest with this NFT shit. Now, I'm an NFT shit. Our last episode is getting an Fucking thing. Listen, man, this NFT shit, y'all got to stop creating the world. We're already in the world. People know that, right? Stop trying to create another world, bro.

Like, I get it. We could be the creation. world from another world. This one. We could be the NFTs. Yeah. We might be an F&A right now. Apparently we are the NFTs.

We could be in a digital world. We just don't know it. Listen, man. It's like inception. It's dream on top of dream. Somebody is playing my life like a fucking Sims. The shit that'd be happening to me, I'm like, nah, somebody has a controller somewhere

and they just having a fucking blast. We're all being controlled. We know that. By Trump. More. 2024. Donnie is back. The big Crit album, though, is actually really, really good.

He went, not to say Critt hasn't been singing before anything, but it's super, super melodic. It's very, like, speaking of Atlanta, like Goody Mob type shit. I really enjoyed it. I actually really, really enjoyed it. Yeah, you hit to chat about that a couple times this weekend. I hope it gets the proper recognition that it deserves because he definitely put out a quality album album.

That's real music on that shit. So shout out of crap. And some sad news. Rest in peace to British music entrepreneur, Jamal Edwards, who suddenly passed away over the weekend at the age of 31. Crazy. Prayers and condolences to Jamal Edwards and his family. Absolutely.

Some sad news out of the UK. Yeah, man. I don't know. I think we pretty much... Yeah, we'll be back. We'll be back in a couple days. See what the hell is going on. We have a...

I think we have some shit going on this week, right? We've got to be models for a day. Yeah, we've got to be models for a day. We've got a photo shoot this week that the Maris wants us to be beautified for. We're going head to head in the battle Once say of what yet We have your heels though Rory and I are battling

When's our battle Friday? Yeah We have a battle Friday It's Thursday I don't know if I'll beat his red bottoms I'm sorry I don't know if I'll win in that bracket With the spikes

You're gonna bring your red bottoms up the spike I have never owned a pair of those Don't do that Did you have the proud of sneakers? You're lying You ain't had a prod of sneakers There's no way from uptown You ain't had a proud of sneakers

Never I was never Honestly, I was never into designer sneakers. That makes sense. But the prodders, I feel like even if you weren't into designer sneakers, those products everyone had. I wasn't into designer sneakers. You still wearing Jordan?

I was wearing sneakers. Or if I wanted to go like the dressy, dressy sneaker route, it would be like... What? Wally. Not Wallytys. Yeah, I wouldn't do Wollabies. Remember when Wallylebees was the dress-up shoe for a second? Absolutely.

Mad first communions I wore while. See, Uptown niggas, we wore Morris. That was our thing. But the Protestant knickers, I never did the prodig sneakers, though. Now, I can see you giving hard bottoms at the club. Yeah, I wore shoes when that had to be a thing. That was a nasty. Making dudes wear shoes to the club.

Oh, my God. Hard bottoms. That's nasty. That's a butting up. Because they thought that we wasn't going to fight because we had shoes on. No, niggers was getting the shaking. We were mad. We had shoes on.

Now we're slipping and falling, too. Yeah, now we end the party looking like the baby when he was beating up Danny Lay's brother. Like, we're going to get it shaking right here too, man. Fuck y'all talking about. With these shoes on. Oh, my.

Slack. Niggas get fucked up in slacks and shoes, too. Don't get it twisted. In bowling shoes. Yeah, don't get it fucked up. I just feel for babies publicists so much. What an exhausting job. Yeah, that's, that guy keeps,

he keeps his publicist busy. Yo, every six months, I will be asking for a race. Every six months, up my price, for real. Why are publicists always, like, why all the good publicists always women? It's something behind that.

Because women know how to... Spin. Yeah. And how to make shit look the way it's not. Got to watch them when they're off the clock because y'all still spinning shit. Oh, they're never off the clock. Yeah. Gotta watch them.

Don't point in me. I ain't your puppers? I mean, you're a woman. So I'm just, you know, I'm not saying you. I'm just saying that got to watch the women. Do we have a publicist? Yes. What's her name?

Simone. I'm joking. I know we have a publicist. And Simone sound like a good publicist's name. Like, oh, yeah, she does she does well. Let me tell you something. Simone going to get it done. for sure absolutely she's gonna get the job now

maud can kill a hooker and we'd be all right um knowing Simone I would definitely be able to get away with that out of our whole entire staff I'm trying to think of which one of y'all would be most likely to kill a hooker oh me for sure to kill a hooker it would definitely be Roy or Carl it would be Edin because that's the world he's around them all the time and he's curating the violence

Eddn would marry the hooker you or Carl no he would kill her I'd use her last job Carl is not married What the fuck did he just say? Did you, do y'all hear the shit that he said? Carl is not marrying the hooker unless she's a BBW. He didn't say no. She can't be white.

Call my kill a white hooker, though, because Carl don't like white girls. You don't even feed him. He won't even feed a white woman. She would die from starvation. He would die. I wouldn't feed her, but I wouldn't kill her. Like, fam. She's going to die.

And wouldn't kill a hooker. He would just keep her against her will shackled in his basement. And he would kill her. her alive. Isn't that what they're for? And he would... Edin, who made that, uh... You know what?

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