New Rory & MAL - Episode 433 | Bobbing For Apples

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

Rory & Mal can’t believe Wu-Tang made a music video for KD to come to the Knicks. Rory is feelin’ The Game and DJ Drama’s mixtape, and Mal explains why nobody wants beef with the west coast rapper. Busta Rhymes gets bent outta shape for being confused with Tracy Morgan, but they lowkey really look alike. Mal speculates what’s on the unreleased Diddy documentary footage. Plus, is it a flex to be a virgin in today’s society, and we get an update from a caller in a long distance relationship #volume All lines provided by hardrock.betSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. The volume. You know, I understand that the vacation girlies don't have a job, or I mean, their job is vacationing. Do the workout girlies have jobs? Yeah. The workout girlies are the new, like,

those are the girls you want. The girls that are disciplined enough to get up at 6 in the morning. Oh, I think it's great. Go work out, come back, shower, maybe give you a little, you know, little handy or something, get dressed, go to work or go to school. Like that type of discipline.

want a handy post workout. Why? I don't, you know, depending on if it was, you know, chest and arms that day, or hands may be a little shaky. You know, sometimes you work out a little too much. You don't want the hands to be shaking.

The vibrating. The vibrating handy is crazy. That's like turning on the vibrator right there. You want the hands to be shaking. That's the male vibrator. Yeah, I love the workout girlies, man. I love them too. It's just, like, my feed,

it's like 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. And they're just all working out. Is anyone going to work? Yeah, but I mean, you know, the fitness girls, they get to a bag. though. Oh, for sure.

Big bad. I'm not saying the ones that are, I understand the influencer ones. Like, I get that and some of them are trainers too. Yeah. Talk about just like a girl that just goes to the gym every day and all day. I respect that. Shout out to all the gym girlies, man. We see y'all.

Don't be too intimidated by the BBL girlies that didn't go to the gym after they recovered from the wellness spa. And then four weeks later, once they get the stitches out, they started out. Yeah, of course. They was in the gym for four months. For sure. And then there was always teased about their curves. He was on the table for two hours.

It's going to be me. You don't worry about it. I can't wait. You get a BBL? I don't need to ask. I just want the lipo. But you're getting like the 360, what they call it, the 360 lightbo? Lipo, 360, yeah, because you can't just get the fat sucked out your stomach

and then your arm's still big. Like, I don't, yeah. You can't. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you gotta get it all over. Yeah. It's got to be important. It got to be right.

Got to look like you doing some type of weight lifting, for sure. Yeah. Would you be intimidated by like a girl that can maybe like bench pressure? Like, she want me to lay down and like actually bent. Like, actually bent on. She could curl you. Like, like, curl me, like she's holding mall. Like, she grabbed my shorts and my shirt and, like, pick me and walk your couch.

Like, you're a new wife. Like, I'm not dating no girl that can curl me. I'm not doing that. That's just not for. But why not? I'm not. She's healthy. No, no, you can be healthy.

She'll be around to support your family for a while. You can curl 200. That's crazy. A girl that can curl 200. Curl in 200. Period. A girl that can curl 200 is a girl that's not for me. I'm sorry.

No? No, she's not for me. Maybe go get with a, you know, maybe, what's the guy that plays for the Knicks? What's his name? Jokic. You think Yokic plays for the Knicks? I don't know who the fuck. Just sit this one out, baby.

I got you. Jockich. Jokkich is something else. That's when you put on somebody else's like jock's trap and it's like it wasn't yours. That's Jokic. Yokic is the unanimous in league MVP though. Oh, okay.

Well, I was saying, I wanted to say his name before you said Nix. To be fair. Before you said Nix, I want to say his name. I know he doesn't play for the Nick. Yeah. That's because the Wutang didn't recruit him yet. Yeah. You believe that?

You believe the Bhutan clan? Do we want to get into that? that literally just broke right before we were going to record. I saw a video of Method Man apologies. I'm not sure which platform he was on. But he was explaining that at one time in 2019, Bhutan got together to shoot a video, a recruitment video to get Katie to come to the Knicks

and then the footage resurfaced maybe an hour ago. Listen, man. Are they saying Katie's name in it? Is it like, yo, Kevin? Yeah. I think they say his middle name at some point. they're wearing 35 jerseys. So this never came out.

No. Do we think Katie knew about it? He saw it and it just never came out. The rumor is Dolan put this whole thing together and like in a meeting. He played it. Dolan did not get in touch with the Wu-Tang clan. First of all. First of all,

Logic got all nine members of Wu-Tang together on a song. Anything is possible. That is true. Dolan, however, did not get Ghostface to show up and shoot something for Kevin. I just think I think Dolan would have the money to do it. I just think he's too cheap to do it. but according, I think it was the method man. Yeah, Don't put this together.

And in a meeting, he played it for KD, which KD have texted Rich and said, looks like we're going to Brooklyn. Okay. Is that a real story? This is the rumor that don't, this is a real video. All the raps are about trying to get KD to come here.

So I don't know if someone on Dorn staff did it. But I can imagine Dolan being in that meeting like, hey, we got a local band. It's put together a song for you. Well, let's play it. I think we can probably play it without getting demonetized. So let's play it. We'll get the whole show shut down.

Kevin Knox, Richard Roberts in the beast, Dennis man got a 101, Nickaqa, Nick Jersey. Yeah. Fresh pair of Katie, designers on the feet, stepping in the garden in that growing orange, no retreat. What was the budget? What was the budget? What's so annoying is, it's a mess of,

Mess goes and race So it's gonna be amazing I just don't think they should use their powers for this Like they could have used these bars

from Yeah I get why KD went to Houston Yeah And stop And And

It stopped in Brooklyn Just on his way So this was before he signed With the next Yeah This is like 2019

Wait Katie So did it And went to Brooklyn Katie that's fucked up That's mad

Fuck yeah you can't see this and then go to Brooklyn Yeah how many people like really get the Wu tank together And then they just had kiss to a cameo Oh no, it's no way Katie saw that in sign with the Nets Because the last time Kiss even wanted to rap with basketball It was the Iverson commercial which was iconic Damn Katie that's fucked up man Listen man you know I love Rizzer

I think he's one of the greatest I don't think it was so much the ghost ray in meth versus or ODB's son I think once they closed out with the Rizzer than Katie had made his decision. He may have been halfway to downtown Brooklyn before Rizzo got to his eighth bar. That's how Rizzo. That's how he introses the verse.

Like, oh, you gotta come. I want you to come? He like emphasizes. Nix wants you. Come through, baby. Make a move. Make a solid move, man. We want you to come and join the New York Mitch, you.

Yeah, it is. Like I said, we want to build you a ghost. Yeah, I think that was the ball with Katie was like You know, I'm across that bridge I'm gonna go to Brooklyn, man Yeah They all say they are saying

They are saying there's rumors That Katie does want to come to the Knicks now You know So does LeBron You know, yeah That's heard every rumor But that's perfect Nick's story though The Knicks always get somebody

Either before they become a superstar Or when they're on their way out On their way to retirement So that makes sense for the Knicks We never get a superstar While they're Although I do feel like Jalen Brunchin is a superstar

But we never get a superstar when they're like in their prime yeah nicks don't do that do you think we'll we'll we'll we'll clear the bench and get the brick freak was mellow in his prime I guess Melo was in his prime too right yeah yeah and and Stadham army was coming off injuries but yeah I'm talking about but they never just got a proper year the two of them together for yeah because of injuries but I don't know that that's so funny though that like they scrapped this I feel like Wutang really like once he didn't sign was like yo just bury that like like if he

ended up coming. I could see this being like the intro video to game one when Katie comes through the tunnel. Like that would be iconic if they perform a lot. But if you do all this and then he goes to New York, just not that team. Yeah, bury that footage. Nick's fans are funny. Remember when Melo, his first game

as a Nick in the garden? I do. All of a sudden he was like, he grew up in Brooklyn. He lived in Manhattan. He lived in Harlem for a few months. I was like, me that niggas from Baltimore. For five years, there was a from the top of the garden to the street level welcome home mellow

crazy the Knicks are crazy but I do think we would do it with Jordan went to the Knicks we do the same thing he was boring you can't say but you can't say welcome home Welcome home Michael Jordan Michael Jordan did not live in Brooklyn New York man this is just crazy but I get it though

But Knicks fans I don't know man I don't know they want Yonis they want KD I don't think either all is going to happen I like our squad we just got to focus Yeah look good We're back sponsored by Boost Mobile Unlimited Talk Text and dada baby d how you feeling I feel really good how are you

I'm good I see you over there I got the updue going today just curls for the bad girls you know I love that you've been doing different hairstyles for the last few weeks they all look really really good thank you you know I'm trying to keep it natural for the natural hair girls there's a lot of

a lot of pressure on us podcast and women to always have weave in our head all really made up who's pressure on you podcast women to put weaves in your head who's doing that all the people who call us all types of ugly bumy I get called. They say my hair looks like a grandma because I wear my real hair.

Like we deal with a lot of shit. Women that are on camera, we deal with a lot of shit. Yeah, but that's one or two people. That doesn't count. It's not like a whole, it's not like a whole community that's talking about Demaris's real hair.

I do feel for the women podcasters though. More people say you look good and get up. More people say you look good than don't. Okay. Really? They'd be trying to kill you, baby, Dee? Okay. Marr, remember when you guessed my weight?

Yeah. They said DeMere's lying. She at least 2115. Nah. His girl could curl you. Who said you was $2.15? A couple people. They said I was lying about my weight.

Two people? Like, come off. You know, so you know it's going to be one or two in a bunch. You know that. Anybody that thinks your 215 is just stupid. Nothing about you says 215 pounds. Well, you know how short I am. I look taller on the internet.

I've been told. Like a guy saw me in real life. He was like, oh, you're petite. Like, everybody thinks I'm taller than I actually am. So everybody thinks you're tall and weight 215. Yeah. Because taller people is easy. Your weight is more.

evenly so people think you're a shooting guard is what you tell you people think you are his same screen he said Wu-Tang where you at people think baby D's setting screens and shit like yeah I'm 15 fucking 5-3 yeah like baby D ain't no fucking 215 yeah but white

claw's not cutting any checks so let's just keep it below oh my bad I'm sorry Baby D gonna get somebody some pub that ain't baying ain't she she all up here sipping slow put that shit in a fucking red cup and do something like they're not paying get them niggas out of him. My bad. And if they pay, I mean, white claw, I'm accepted sponsorship.

I like White Claw. But I mean, they're not paying now. So yeah, there's no code. I'll turn it around. With that said, how was everyone's week? I know it's a little repetitive because yesterday's episode we were talking about all her fault. But I did finish it last night and I did annoy the entire group chat. Oh, my God.

By commenting in real time when you guys had no idea where I was at in the show. I'll turn the group chat off at a certain time. When I know Rory's watching something that I ain't finished. No, you finished it though. No, I didn't. Oh, I thought you were done with all her for. No. That's why I was in the, I thought it was the last one that hadn't finished it.

No, I told you yesterday. I said I didn't finish yet. Oh, shit. I got, I only got like, I think half of, I got one episode and a half of the episode before the last one. Okay, then can we, we will challenge you and our listeners you have until Tuesday. Yeah. To finish this show because I'm coming in with spoilers and doing a full breakdown of that show come next. Great show.

It's one of the best. Great show. I'm glad you liked it. Did you finish your baby Dee? I finished it. Yeah, you finished it the first day. Yeah, one day, right? Baby Dee being in the bed.

You be in bed, you're being bed riding, don't you? You're just being in the bed just riding away. I was on the couch sitting there, laying there. I started that shit at 7 a.m. 7 a.m. Starting all her fall at 7 a.m. Josh said he did a, what, 2 a.m. to 9 a.m.? 11 to 4 a.m.

2 a.m. to 9 a. You know what? Who's watching TV from 2 a.m. to 9 a.m. Is that Pacific standard time? What is that? 2 a.m. to 9 a.m. Graveyard shit. Yeah, you can't watch just one.

Yeah. I watched like three in a row. Then I watched like two other ones. And then I think I just like had to, you know, was watching other shit. The games be on that night. Nix was in the cup. So it was kind of, you know.

Yeah. But then I just get disappointed. Like, now I can't go home tonight and watch the show. Like it's over. I've seen it. Did you start Landman yet? No, it's Landman. Oh, yeah.

I think you like Landman. Landman is on it's on a prime too. Okay. What's the synopsis? It's, uh, Billy, Bob? There you go. Oh, yeah. You know, I'm on board with Billy Bob.

Billy Bob is in it. Part two, I think, is on his way. Okay. Oh, Demi Moore, too. I haven't seen, I haven't seen Dem in a minute. It's like oil rig. You know, it's like gangsters that own oil and shit. Like, you know that whole story.

Okay. It's like breaking bad with oil. Oh, okay. So the United States in the Middle East. Gotcha. All right. That makes sense. Oh, all right, good.

Then I have something to watch. Actually, I listen to the game and, uh, DJ, drama tape. movies need trailers. How was that? It's really good. Mike and Keyes spazz on that production. The production is incredible.

And, you know, game is always in rapping shape. Yeah. So I was never doubt and that game wouldn't sound great on it. I was just curious what production would be.

And yeah, they went, they went nuts. I see why game picked them and only them to do that whole project. I saw Game sitting down with Shannon Sharp

and he ready to start up his West Coast hate again. So I get, all right, my prediction. I fuck with Game, though. He don't give a fuck. He don't give a fuck.

about none of y'all what y'all got to say who don't like him he feel like he rap better than all y'all he's willing to prove it he don't care what y'all got to say about him i fuck with game man i think it was was it on chrome hearts america's nightmare i think was the song the internet was breaking down if this was like kendrick and drake disses and then game put a post out and said you guys must be new fans if i had an issue with somebody i would actually say it and that's never had a problem with that when they were breaking those verses down i was like That's not a Kendrick diss or a Drake dis. And we know game.

Game would say fuck Kendrick Lamar, fuck Drake. Yeah. Right. Just like that. It wouldn't need to rhyme. No. So, yeah, I thought the fans were reaching there. So I was half right and half wrong.

He didn't really diss anybody, but he did get on Shannon Sharp and tell everyone, go fuck yourself. I mean, I was half right with my prediction. But I respect that, though, man. Games from that era, though. Yeah. And if y'all want to rap, let's rap. Like, I respect any rap that I want to rap.

Like, you know, we get into this. weird shit where rappers want to do a whole bunch of other shit and try to monetize this way that way, which is cool. That's your prerogative. But I respect game because he's still cut from that cloth of, you think you rap better than me? Then let's prove it. Yeah. Let's rap.

And despite the recent years with Drake and Kendrick, it has been a little too kumbaya lately. Like basketball turned into AAU shit where all the superstars get together. And around the same time, rap post-game 50 era turned into. AAU basketball to me. Mm-hmm. It's all kumbaya shit. I like it because we get good collaborations. But every now and then you need somebody like games and say, fuck you at rap better.

Yeah. We need a little bit more of that. I love that. I mean, that's just part of the competitive nature of rap. You know, there's nothing wrong with it. It has been too much buddy-buddy. I call it buddy ball, you know, lately. I mean, yeah, pause on that.

But I just loved it. That game is, you know, he's still, you know, he's obviously matured a lot. You know, we know game. He used to be a lot loose and ready to fly off the handle. But, you know, he's in a different space, but he's still letting it be known. Yo, y'all want to rap. And I feel like I rap better than whoever it may be, Kendrick or whoever y'all want to ask me about, I'm betting on game.

And you got to respect that. If nothing else, you've got to respect the fact that game is still, you know, carrying it. Like, he's better than everybody. I was a little disappointed at the game and Ross thing didn't go further music-wise. Like, it kind of came and went in, like, two days. I wish they paused one of a few more rounds on that entire thing. I just think people are scared of the game. I know some of the younger listeners are going to think I'm out of my mind by saying that.

But if you've known game since 2002, game is different and has proved that he's different. I think rappers know about game. Some fans may not. You got to be careful. And I think people are scared of game because they know game. There will be no boundaries. He will never let up. Like you're now invested in something for the rest of my life.

That's what I was ready to say. I don't know if you want that problem. He's not letting up. When you ready to be over and done with it and ready to be like, yo, I'm cool. I'm not really trying to go any more rounds. game got 700 more bars for you. And at that point, rappers are like,

all right, man. Like, I'm not going to just keep going to just keep rapping and going at you every other night. Like, it's not happening. So I do understand why people

don't want to engage with game because, again, he ain't stopping no time soon. Yeah. Game, did you watch the whole Shane and Sharpe interview? Just saw some clips of it. He told one of my favorite,

favorite game stories again, which I'm glad that hit the internet again when Michael Jackson called Game to try to dead the 50 in Game Beef. Which is when that was very, accurate. Wait, really? Oh. Oh, please. Michael Jackson called game. Yeah.

And he said, are you guys still at odds? That is what Michael Jackson said. He said, I have an idea. At odds. Are you guys at odds? I have an idea. We should fix the beef on my album. And then Game Hang Up. Because he didn't think it was Mike. Who called game? Was it really? Was it confirmed that it was Michael Jackson? No. I don't know. This is one of those stories where it was just game by himself. Like we don't have.

Oh, okay. Yeah. So it's a game story. Yeah. One of the lone survivor stories. Like, we don't, there was no one there to fact check. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's game.

But I think. Who was playing on a game phone like that? Someone did back. I forgot who it was. Maybe it was who could. Somebody did say in an interview that Michael Jackson did play game 50 how we do like a thousand times in one day. Like any time they'd be around Mike, he'd be playing that song.

So maybe there is some type of validity to this entire thing. I keep telling you, Mike was more with the shit than people think. man. Yeah. Don't let that high-pitched voice and, you know, that mystique and that aura full you game was in the car. You're some, did you find, did you see that footage of Mike when he was in, I think some girl had commented on it.

It was at a hotel, I think, in London years ago. And they were playing, I don't know if it was butterflies. Okay. But they was playing some record from Mike. And Mike was kind of like peeking over the balcony. He was sitting down looking at everybody. And he was grooving to that shit. And I was like, you look at Michael.

Like, yeah, look at these peasants enjoying my art. But Michael's with the shits. I really wish we would have got a chance to see like more of Michael Jackson's personality away from like the stage and music, video set and things like that. Because that's a lot of the footage that we got is Mike being a performer and entertainer. You got a little bit in that this is it, Doc. Yeah, yeah. More than we were used to.

I love the footage with him and Janet when he was writing. I forgot what song that he was writing. And they was at the house. And I love that. That footage was like, that's like... It was a most scream when they were right in together. Yeah, that was... They were actually beefing at that time.

No, they weren't speaking. Oh, shit, I mean not. Were? Well, they were speaking in the world? They weren't on good. Yes, but they weren't on good terms. Why? Did they ever say why?

I can't remember. I feel like Janet spoke on that somewhere. She did. Yeah. But yeah, they weren't in the best place. I can't remember why, though. Yep. Mm-hmm.

Okay. My favorite part of that. No, but they shot scenes together in a video. they got a dancing together in the video maybe they just spliced it together but that's crazy my sister's right over there I'm like now splice it I'll dance over here

you let her dance over there it said it was Michael's label allegedly created barriers filming them separately and keeping them apart making it competitive and tough which hurt Janet as she felt she was supporting him not battling him yeah oh man

that's that damn well maybe game maybe game could have like resolved their issues like game could have pulled about are y'all at odds a beep swap And also Michael was dealing with like the allegations. That's where that video even came from. The concept of the song came from.

So he was just in a very tense place. His label didn't make it any better with Janet. It was just a lot. It's sad, though. Every part of that doc is when they're in rehearsals and he turns and stares at the bass player and says, that groove is not funky enough. Yeah. You know what that man.

It means you're fired. Yeah. That means you will not be here tomorrow. We're going to find somebody. We're going to fly them in tonight that has a funky bass. You're big saying funky enough, so you got to get up out of you. Do we think that story of Prince trying to run Mike over with his car was real? Probably.

No. I think it was. Can you Google that? I forgot who told that. The person that told that story was valid. It wasn't like a game story. I think people just wanted to pin those two against each. I do believe there was some shade between the two.

But Quincy said it? Oh, it's real. It's valid. It's valid. If Quincy said it is valid. He may have thrown some sauce on it, but I'm sure Prince did speed up. No, for sure. You never saw that footage?

Yeah, when Prince was climbing the light pole on stage, I think that's probably the same because that was for a James Brown show. So, yeah, I think that was the same night. That might have been the same night. That's so crazy. Michael Jackson, James Brown, and Prince being in one area is insane. Incredible. I saw a clip of Sammy Davis.

I forgot what it was, but they was honoring Sammy Davis Jr. at some show and at the end he walked on stage and hugged everybody that was a part of the show bro the people that he hugged like just the legends i was like this is the fact that this footage is like we have this is michael jackson james brown prince uh stevie wonder nita baker quincey jones mohammed ali magic johnson uh ella fitzgerald i was like you're what the and i've never seen that before yeah the fact that you can like now we can pull up let up and just look at exactly how many, like, legends we had at one point. Incredible.

We are the world, Doc. I've watched like three times. That doc is incredible. Mall, somebody told me over the weekend that you were thinking about upgrading to the all-new iPhone 17 Pro. They said you've been thinking about it for, I don't know, the last six months at this point, because it's designed to be the most powerful iPhone ever. But are you also thinking about the traffic on your way to the store and transferring all

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It was a TikTok creator. I believe this was at Art Basel. Yes, this was in front of live, I believe. That wanted to take a photo with Buster Rhymes. Who wouldn't? Buster Rhymes is an absolute legend. And he went on to say thank you, Tracy Morgan, for taking the photo in which Buster reacted to that off the color remark in a certain way. Yeah.

Here, all right. I have two views on this. I like what Buster did because I do think these young kids can't just run around and get away with disrespecting people that have put in so much iconic work. You need to show them some form of respect. with that said he kind of looks like Tracy Morgan maybe that kid made an honest mistake

and was not trolling listen man listen listen listen listen listen and I get it and you're right listen a lot of these influencers when you walk up on certain people playing these games of calling them you know somebody at there not I get it I like to have bust the reaction

I liked it I get it but in this case he probably honestly thought he was Tracy Morgan Have you seen Tracy Morgan Like when he's leaving like a Knicks game Like when he got his jewelry on And like when Tracy's in that bag Tracy Tracy Tracy. Yeah

If you never met Buster Rhymes And you see Tracy Morgan leaving the Nick game You might think that that's Tracy Morgan standing in front of live Like But I do think that the dude was playing You know playing games I do think he was doing that

And Buster we know that You know is in crazy shape Sometimes his weight fluctuates like the rest of us. Some months, we just chilling and that belly comes back. With that sweater and that specific belly, I want to shoot this TikTok creator, like some type of thing. Listen, man. It's not that, listen. Identical. I'm just saying the A.

You know I'd love to kill a white TikTok. They could be, they could be brothers. They could be, that could be uncles. They could be a lot. They can be related. They are drastically different at height, though. Yeah. But that's what I mean. That's the craziest part. You never met Buster, though, you don't know that. If you never met Tracy, you don't know how tall they are. People just, Baby Ditt just told us they think she's 6-1, 21, 215 pounds. So, I mean, it's the same for Tracy Morgan and Buster Robes.

Like, you don't know how tall these people are. But it's not too far off to say that they look alike. They do look alike. But I understand Busters. Now, do we think Buster was upset because it was disrespectful or because he heard that before? I think it was a mixture of both Because I will say Sometimes when people make jokes

Contrary to people believe I actually do have pretty thick skin And I don't care that much Sometimes when you say a joke That is really true I get a little upset That's when it's Especially if it's a stranger

You don't have to say that out loud Yeah if it's a stranger Like if it's the homies You're like all right They call me that before Yeah But if it's some random little white kid With a fucking camera walking up

Told him all right What's up Tracy It's like all right fam I would have died laughing I ain't a lot. Like, how can you not laugh? That's funny. If I was with Buster and I heard that I'd start laughing, for sure. Yeah, 100%.

You got to laugh. It's funny. But I get, I understand Buster's frustration. Like, don't be trying to use me to make content, things like that. I get that part of it. That's why I like it. He said cameras down, like he'd be. I totally get that part of it.

He was stern and respectful in his response. So if a white TikToker walk up to mom and be like, yo, Jay Prince, you changed my life. What's you going to say? I'm laughing. as a white ticcline. You got a laugh. You know, I don't give a fuck about that type of shit. You know, you know, I'm not like. He kept the TikTokers safe in Houston.

Yeah, man, you know, me, I laugh at shit like that. I don't care about shit like that. Well, you know, I watched that, and of course, I had to make it about myself. I felt pussy. Should I have checked that girl on the rock the bells crews? That called you mall? Called me Paul Wall.

Oh, yeah. No. No. You got to laugh at that. You got to laugh. Yeah, you got a laugh. I laughed really hard. You got a lot.

That was the funniest thing ever. But I understand Buster, like, because I, you know, that kid was trying to create content. Yeah. So I understand that. And I feel like Buster knew that that's what he was trying to do. It wasn't about what he said. It was why he said it.

Like you're trying to create this content, this, this viral moment. So I'm going to give you a viral moment. I'm going to give you a viral. You know what I'm saying? It probably went more viral than it would have if Buster would have just laughed at. Wouldn't it went viral at all. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? So it's like, okay, I'm going to give you a viral moment.

But don't play with me like that. Like stop. Don't play with me like that. I'm not one of those people to play with. Understand it, but it was funny. bus. Like, we love you, but that was funny. Well, now I feel like this TikToker is going to make it his life's work to wait

outside the garden for Tracy Morgan. Yeah, you'll bus a bus. I'm bus. I'm back. If he wants to double down on his content creation, that's what he would have to do. He has to get a video with Tracy Morgan now. He has to. There's no, that has to be his next goal. Stand outside the garden, wait for Tracy Morgan, get a video with Tracy Morgan. Because Tracy, he stopped and take pictures

with everybody. So that's your fucking mayor of New York. Yeah. And I'm sure Tracy. she Morgan by now, I've seen that clip. But I felt bad for Buster after because then they, another video resurfaced where I actually felt Buss was a little unfair to one gentleman that was asking him questions. He flipped out on someone else.

Like, you could see it was in the same area, had the same fit on. And the kid was showing nothing but love. But Buster, like, he was ready to fight. Yeah, I saw that. I felt, all right, I understand you, you're upset, Buzz. Because now, yeah.

Because now. Maybe people been link, like, you've been drinking a little bit. It's been a long day. It's hot. You're in salmon. Like, I can see how you could be. irritable. But that kid was showing love. Like he wasn't even, he wasn't being an asshole.

Yeah, but you know what it is a lot of the times. People don't understand, man. Like, you know, celebrities and things like that and they out in public spaces. There is a thing that was just like now everybody's trying to get these content moments, these viral moments. And it's like sometimes, you know, they just not, you know, they might be real shit going on in Buster's life right now where he ain't for the jokes. Yeah. And he's not for the games. And you come with your, with your canon and you're trying to create this fucking, this content. And I just don't feel like being a piece of the content.

You're just putting a fucking phone in my face. Like, all right. Well, the phone is cool if you, you know, you'd actually take a picture. Oh, you ask. I'm saying. You can't actually take a picture. Especially, I don't know, buses, a thousand times more famous than me. So I know he has phones put in his face.

If I do, I know he does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit is kind of fucking annoying. Yeah, but I mean, you know, you got to expect that. That's part of the gig, I guess, when you're a celebrity and you're out in public. You got to expect that some people are going to see you. They're going to want to talk to you, get a video with you. People don't ask for autographs no more.

People want, they want content with you. They want a video with you. It's not, don't sign shit. I don't want Busters. Don't sign shit. I don't want Busters autograph. Please. Get this fucking 20 second clip so I can go viral on TikTok real quick.

Like, I don't need your autograph. That's what the game is now. That's what's just so funny of like that was a thing for so long. To prove that you were around somebody, a celebrity of famous athlete, they had to put their signature on something. So you could really, you know, I really just met. Roger Clemens. Prove it. Here.

Like the concept of autographs is fucking wild. It's crazy. But then if you think about it, I mean, that is the most authentic thing you can do. It's how we even, like our government works. Like, how I bought my house, I had to sign it. It wasn't just the money. I guess the autograph does mean more than anything.

It depends, though. Like, if you're just getting, like, I remember my mom years ago, she was at some dinner, and I forgot who signed, like, the handkerchief that my mom had at her table. I think it was like, somebody played for the Knicks.

As a kid, I was like, oh shit, like that's dope. But as I get old, I was looking at that shit, like, how do I know that that was really like?

It's just like, now, if it's a basketball, if it's a poster, it's like, it's a little different if I'm getting that signed by the player or,

you know, the team. But if it's just like a random, if it's a paper towel with a signature, the waiter could have signed that. Yeah. How would I know?

I mean, and then you have the authenticators that look at the signature, like, yep, that's him. how did you get this job first of all

this sounds like the plot to a sandlot but at least it was a baseball at least that's what I'm saying when it's that yeah it's different a paper towel come on my face

as a kid I don't want to see that shit I don't want to see that shit it's crazy yeah you mom you couldn't find anything else like handkerchief okay that's why and I'm not laughing at your man's

but he even brought it up in his disc record the fact that Drake bought a push a team Mike off eBay that was signed like duh anybody could have on that microphone.

Yeah, but I think they have to go through, again, they have to authenticate it. At that time on eBay, I don't know. Oh, yeah. At that time, you could just do whatever. That was your mic. Also, that's such a weird thing to do, too. Like, imagine just having an eBay account, like, what do I want to sell?

You know what? They go buy a mic and put a right push a T on it. And you put push your T on. While he wasn't solo, it was just the clips. Oh, my God. Do y'all have autographs? You still have autographs? Yeah.

I got Stiles's autograph. Stiles was just here. I know, but my daddy got it for me on a Sanamanilla envelope. A salmonella envelope. Manila. Oh, I'm about to say you should throw that out. You should probably talk about that. He also had a small box blanket.

He got me Stiles' autograph when I was really young. Stiles? Do you run him into him at Kinkgo? He ran into him in New York somewhere. And just that's what he had? Mm-hmm. You was a Lox fan? Like, growing up, he was a Stiles fan?

Word? Upstate. We grew up on. like that type of music. Jada kiss is like our king. Like how New York City feels about like Jay, that's how we feel about Jadais. That is so interesting.

But why is that though? I don't know. But Jada always show love to the town too. Like he used to come and like perform like a lot. Like Jada always was like that. We fuck with Jada. Heavy. Yeah, the locks definitely hit the circuit of the Northeast.

Whereas like Hove may just do Boston, New York, Philly, D.C. I think the locks was hitting every small city in New York. Come on. All of Connecticut is the same way. Connecticut, Jadicus is the god. There's only one autograph I regret not asking for it. Serena Williams? Yeah, well, that one too.

Not Kobe. I regret not asking for Kobe's autograph. I can understand. That'd be one of the few, yeah, that I'd be like, damn, why didn't I do that? But it was too intimate of it because I, y'all know Trevor, a reason, one of my best friends. They was playing with the Knicks.

They came, no, he's playing with the Lakers, and they came to play the Knicks. We all went out one night. And Cole was, yeah, you can't. Code was out with us. And it was like, I can't ask Cole. Like, it was too, it was too intimate, too person. It was like, bro, like, you with Treb, that's my boy.

Like, me asking for autographing that moment would have been crazy. Yeah. But I do regret that. I'm going to still want, Trev got like a jersey, some sneakers, I think I'm going to still one from Treve, though. Tell us about your night on the town with, with the goat. What's Colby's outside swag like? We went to, I think it was Mansion or M2. showing your age.

Yeah, it was one of those clubs that's no longer there. And it was, your security was crazy. Like nobody could get in the section. What year was this? 2010, maybe, 2011. Okay. Something like that. It was right before they won.

Which year did Treve went the ring. Was it, 0-9? Trevor, whatever year they won the ring, it was that, the year before that, I think. Okay. So yeah, we went to M2. But he was cool, man. Cole was cool. Cole was like one of the guys, bro.

But you do recognize the difference though. Like the security measures and all of that shit. It's like nobody's getting in the section. Like it's just the fellas whoever's with him. That's it. You can't bring nobody in here. But him like on a person level was super cool down the earth. And that's kind of why I didn't ask for order because it just felt like weird.

It was like we just finished kicking it, talking shit all night, laughing. And I'm like, hey, can you sign this? like and it would have to be a napkin the way your mom did like it would have been in that oh i could have pulled a jersey out my i could have folded a jersey and put it in my jean pocket like you'll fold it i definitely would a jersey swap the coleman and m2 just wait for someone say coup photos yeah you said you take a flip nobody said that nobody said that nobody said somebody said flick but that is the one that's the one person that i regret not asking for autograph.

Yeah, but that just would have been weird. Though it would have been funny if you had like a gray goose bottle and it was like Kobe's like that's hilarious. But signing like a jersey in the club or something would have been super weird. I would have to wear the jersey and didn't have him signed it, which would have been worse. That would have been crazy. Going out was Kobe to a club and wearing his jersey. Nasty.

Gaiest thing of all the time. Nasty. That would have been nuts. Great times though. Shout out the M2. Y'all, y'all too young. You don't remember M2 though. No, I might be rude to M2 though.

Yeah. That was towards the end of the greenhouse. era, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I didn't go often because I was poor and no one knew

the fuck I was. Yeah, yeah. I waited on line once or twice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, I mean, when I was younger, I got a David Cone

autograph. Okay. You got a David Cohn autograph? Yeah, David Cohn was in the street. Okay, David Cohn was giving them autographs out. Yeah. I probably still have that hat somewhere in storage,

which I told Lamar Odom. I have a Clippers, Lamar Odom, Jersey that's the name. That might be. be as far as it goes though. Yeah, I don't have very many. I got a Lawrence Taylor signed football. That's fire.

Yeah, I got a Lawrence Taylor sign football. I told you I got the, my uncle told the fucking AAA players that I had cancer, they all signed my baseball. One of those guys might have went pro. I don't know. I got to like check. I don't know. I was too young to remember who was on that team, but fuck around.

I might have A. Raj's signature somewhere. Like, I don't know. It's a bunch of AAA players. But Lawrence Taylor's probably. I'm glad you're okay, too, by the way. Yes. Thank you.

It was a rough time in my childhood. But Lawrence Taylor is probably the most popular athlete autograph that I had. That's fire. And that was like in person or somebody just came. Somebody was at an event he was at and they had him sign a football for me. Okay. Yeah. It might be some other players that was on it.

It was like a few players from the Giants, I think, at the time. I would want like L.T to sign like a baggie or something for me. The baggie with the apple. A little A little A ball baggie. just so not in jersey I think that'd be more important you know how to check it first you know what I'm sorry

no I want to use one like a game worn baggie a game worn baggie a baggie that's made us way around the town and I want to know what he did that day like oh man shout out the Lawrence Taylor man greatest NFL

defensive player of all time oh for sure but now we got to bring autographs back I'm gonna start having people sign weird shit well we sign at shows we saw we posters and yeah you ever signed somebody's titty's before?

Nah. Titty? Not that cool. Titty. Yeah. Really? Yeah. And one of the live shows?

Which one? I forgot what city was in. We had one fan with some big ass tities. Asana Cleaver's there. You're a peach. You're like, Mm-hmm. P's know exactly who you're talking about, too.

You're like, I remember that. You probably keep some contacts on Patreon DM. Ew. If that's even a thing. Yeah. You got to sign some tities, though, baby. Do you never sign no tithes? I've never signed a titty.

No. A girl never asked you to kiss her titty. so she can have your lip print on her chest? I said I never signed some tities. I didn't say, you never kissed no tities, though. You're right, my bad. I'm sorry, baby D. You don't think baby D is slept tities?

Yo, why y'all make it horny? You see what I'm saying? Why do you say y'all? I just said kissed. I didn't make nothing horny. He made it like sexual. I'm not sexual assaulting our fans. That's what happened when you get blue teeth.

You didn't know that? Really? Yeah. Everything interesting. Do you have a pussy with your new teeth yet? No, I have not. I haven't even kissed anyone with my new tooth. Yeah.

He got new teeth ain't even get no sugar yet. Nothing. They're sensitive. I'm trying to preserve them. Hey, baby, Lee. I'm going to guard you to

get new teeth and ain't getting no sugar. If you don't go back and get your old teeth back, man, what you got new teeth for me? I'm born again. I'm a version now.

You ain't smacking no sugar. Nobody's kissed his mouth. Come on, man. Nobody's kiss his mouth. You can't get new teeth. You're supposed to go on a kissing spree. You're supposed to be going crazy. You know,

you're trying to become a better person. You're trying to become a better person. Anyway. White boys make out on when they assume New year, new me. New teeth. God's not done with me. Okay.

So, yeah. I had to get all, you know, all that past trauma. DNA. Ooh, I know them old teeth stain. I know them old teeth. They're still in his mouth. He just has veneers. Memories don't live like teeth do.

They had to get them shit out of my fucking mouth. You're getting new veneers and not getting no sugar is crazy. Yeah. Like, come on. Maybe eventually. You got to get outside. I don't know. I don't know how to talk.

That's why they're so bright. Ain't no pH hit them yet. Acid. You know, acid. Acid. No acid hit your teeth yet. Damaris is stupid. Some pussy juice.

It definitely takes some of the shine off. I've been drinking coffee left and right because I'm trying to make them a little less white. You're trying to purposely stain my teeth a little bit. Salah he texted me the other day. Salih said, yo, did Rory get new tea? I said, yeah, he said, man, I'm about to send you niggins some apples. You Please

Oh my God Yo So if Apple show up They're from Salehi Shout out to Salehi What's so funny is when I went to get the veneers I was waiting in the chair For the dentist to come in

And the first thing he said There was someone next door that I guess I got in an accident And they needed new teeth They weren't doing it like the coward way with me Just to be on camera So he said yeah man He just got him

I gave him an apple and they're working. I say you went out the gate with the apple. That's how confident you were with your work. Damn. Just out to gate biting an apple with new teeth. I don't know if I'm that brave. I'm not eating no apple.

I did a week of a soup. I need a few days to kind of trust these things before I eat it. I'm still getting the hang of them. Yeah, they look good though. You know. Look good. Have you been an apple yet? No.

What's the hardest thing you bit? Bread probably. What kind of bread? Soutre? No, you know what? Everything bagel toasted maybe? Okay. Okay.

That's a good test. Yeah. That's probably the worst. They're still a little sensitive. Yeah. Thanksgiving was actually great because turkey soft, mashed potatoes. Like, it was all soft. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ease my win. But listen, for Patreon, when the apples get here. Apple Bob for apples. We can bob for apples. Just put a bowl here. We never talked about how nasty that game was growing up. That was the nastiest fucking game ever. when you think about it.

Mass saliva, the oils from your face. And we was lying that we couldn't wait. We're like, yo, he can't get no apples. We used to feel, it's mad spit in that pot right now. No, that's insane that we did that. Yeah, Boba for Apples. Who started Bomba for Apples? The origin of Boba for Apples is rooted in ancient European.

I knew it. Something is racist. I knew it was the Europeans. Something asked me racist with them. Rooted in ancient European traditions, particularly Celtic festivals like Saman and Roman celebrations for the goddess Pomona. It began as a courting or divination ritual, often performed by young unmarried people and eventually evolved into the Halloween game, played today after being brought to America by Irish immigrants. Your cousins invented bobbing for apples.

It makes sense now. It's why to get new teeth, my genetic stuff. You've got to get into the game. We've been bobbing for apples. We have no good teeth. I thought I would like bob for potatoes. It's like, why what? Bobbing for potatoes is crazy.

A nigga biting it to a potato. First of all. Too soon. We're still getting over the fan. Yeah, yeah, you're right. The famine. My bad. I'm sorry.

Somebody asked me what, um, they asked, yo, where did you go? I said, I had to do an Irish exit. And then they replied and said, what does that mean? I was like, I told them what it meant. But they went, no, like, where did it come from? And I never even knew that. I had to Google it.

And it's racist. Irish exit? Yeah. It's because we had to get the fuck out of Ireland so quick because of not only the English, but the potato famine. So when you leave somewhere really fast, without warning, call it an Irish exit.

I was like, man, that's fucked up. That's crazy. We'd just be out here saying shit running with don't even know the origin. It was more just like

the stereotype of Irish people and drinking and like when you're drunk, you just be like, I'm getting the fuck out of here type of thing. But no. Yours is more racist than theirs. That's the do with the potato famine. Yo,

when I found out that Ring Around the Rosie was about the plague. Oh, yeah, that's just, the lyrics, if you do a lyric breakdown and ring around the Rosie, sick. Really?

Ring around the Rosie pockets full of posies, flowers because you're dead and you stink when you're dead. ashes, ashes, they all fall down. That shit is about to plague. Yo, as kids, it's a very dark song. We just be out here singing shit as kids and don't even,

and look at the adults ain't no better. They get us all dressed up to go out there and sing some crazy. Hold hands. Ring around the rosy. Wow. Oh, there's alternate. Pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes. We all fall down.

The cows are in the meadow. I never heard this part of it. This is like when the cop's theme song. Wait, there's a whole. What, bad boys? Bad boys? Yeah. I don't know past like what you're going to do.

Oh, there's a verse? I thought it was just the hook. It's a whole song. That's a song. That's a song. Hey. The cows in the meadow eating buttercups, thunder, lightning, we all jump up. Here's the alternate version.

Yo, you're so funny. The goats are in the middle. Expanded version. We all fall down. Repeat with different movements. Easy as done without holding hands. That means you can get into your bag. Skip around the rosy.

Hop, fly, crawl, run, tipto, gallop. What? This is some new. That's new shit that they added on. That's like that's the sample. Oh, okay. I've never heard the goats in the metal version, though. I don't even want to get into what that means.

I'm sure it's fucking nuts. Mal was telling me on his way here, I didn't see this, but apparently there's what, another 100 hours of Diddy footage on the cutting room floor? So Diddy is still doing press? I mean, Diddy. 50. Did he is not doing press on the yard.

He's doing press like he's doing pushups. No, 50 is still doing press. And, you know, obviously with the success of the reckoning documentary, you know, he's talking about this. More footage. There's 140 hours that he has. And each episode was only maybe an hour, I think. There was four episodes. So there's at least 130 something more hours that he hasn't edited or, you know, produced.

And he's saying that he may put it out on YouTube just to put it out there. Like on his 50scent Devo page? I don't know if it will be on his page. but he just said, you know, he doesn't know if he's going to release it with Netflix or through Netflix. He might just, you know, put it out on YouTube or wherever, some other platform. But the one thing that he said that was interesting is, he said, you know, because you see people out here trying to, you know, say, oh, the documentary can paint a narrative, this and the third. And his words were, you know, if you see the rest of this footage, there will be no more, you know, kind of like, oh, you know, you can paint this narrative. it's pretty clear cut, you know, the things that are being said in the documentary, the things that he still can't believe Puff because he says that a lot.

Like he can't believe Puff actually recorded all of them. Yeah. But I mean, so why does 50 not put that, if it's that damning and that crazy, why not put it in the doc? I was just. I don't know why. I don't know why he didn't put it in the doc. Maybe, you know, the stories, maybe he had more people that he would need to interview and have sit down for the documentary to kind of go through those stories that are in there. he could be a number of reasons.

But the fact that he has over 100 hours of footage, of, you know, personal footage and things like that leading up to the case because the story is, Puff felt like he was going to win the case. Yeah. And that this was going to be footage for his documentary that he would have released. The redemption. After the trial was done and things like that. So, you know, the amount of things that he probably was recording,

you know, just going off for the fact that he felt like they were going to win the case. Yeah, and this is my footage and these guys aren't going to put it out. Yeah. Like all the crazy shit we're going to take out.

Right. But I mean, even I did see, who I think was the director of what Diddy was trying to do had mentioned that he was on vacation or was out of town and had someone fill in for him. And that's the only footage

that made it to the dock because that guy sold it. So maybe that director didn't pay the person to fill in so he owned the footage and was able to, to give it away, but maybe all this other footage, 50 doesn't have permission to put out. Like, he could have it, but the director's like, no, this is my footage.

Like, you got the other shit because I had my man's fill in for me for three days. And he has that footage now. Right. So maybe that could be it. But, I mean, I don't know. I feel like 50 is so petty that if it was that crazy, he would have just put the shit in the dock, but who knows? I don't even want to speculate what is on the 100 hours.

Yeah. After Little Rod's telling me what was going on, I don't know if I want to see it visually. I mean, you know, and for 50 to say the footage that's on there is, it leaves no more room for, you know, people to kind of say, oh, you know, the narratives are being created. It's false. For 50 to say that, I mean, you know, we can only imagine the footage that he's seen and that he has. So we'll have to see. If any of that ever sees the light of day, I'm sure that, you know, did. these teams going to do everything they can to make sure that that doesn't happen.

But, you know, I don't know. I'm honestly, I don't even know if I want to, need to see anything else. I'm kind of cool. I'm kind of cool. Like, I don't think I need to see. If it helps someone get justice on something, sure. But, I mean, I'm kind of, I'm, I'm dittied out right now. And everybody being mad at 50.

What do you say? I'm dittied out. That sounds crazy. That's a pause. Sorry, you got new teeth. It's okay. If you're not dittied out, I think that's a pause. I think what I said was quite the opposite of a point.

If I wanted some more Diddy, then. Yeah. But yeah, I don't, you know, people were mad at 50 because, you know, he executive produced this documentary and things like that. But, you know, there's so many other documentaries that already exist. Like, there's probably seven documentaries that are out. I see one called The Fall, Diddy Fall or something like that? And it was all kind of shit. I'm just like, bro, it's like seven documentaries available.

on streaming DSPs right now. And nobody was upset or, you know, mad about that. But because it's 50, and I think people hold 50 to this street code and, you know, this is snitching or this is whatever I'm seeing people say about it. 50 is a TV and film executive. Let's just leave it right there. Hello. It's his job to get footage, film, edit, produce, release.

Like, this is what he's been doing for years. Like, so we got, we're trying to hold 50 to the same standard we was holding him to if he was selling crack in Queens, though? Like, what do we? I don't even understand what people are even talking about. Everybody in that doc did a deposition, talked with the government already. They were just telling it on camera. Exactly. It's already in the paperwork.

It was already. We saw all 80 pages of little rods shit already. Yeah. So I don't understand this whole thing with people being mad at 50 or upset at 50. Listen, he's a TV and film executive, man. This is his job. This is what he's been doing for years. and, you know, because it's footage or stories about somebody that we also have, you know,

seen and grown up and listened to and supported and things like that, it doesn't make it, you know, inexcusable. It's like, yo, listen, it is what it is. This is the footage. I'm going to executive produce it and I'm going to put it out. I also don't fully understand snitcher rules. I just feel like telling about somebody abusing women isn't snitchie. I just don't.

I personally, which I don't matter in that world, but I don't. view that as snitching. If it's already public information, how is it snitching? Even if it wasn't. Yeah. No, I'm with you. You know I'm with you on that. Absolutely. That's not really my definition of it, but, you know, it is what it is. I'm curious how long 50 is going to drag this, though.

I feel like he'll be quiet for a little bit, and then when Puff gets out, he'll get back on his shit. Oh, well, we have to wait and see. Yeah, I can say, when do we think we'll get the, the 50 executive-produced series where Joey Badass plays Puff? No, I don't think, I don't think 50 going to do that. I can see it. Nah, he ain't going to do it.

That would be a series outside of the nasty shit puff did. That would still also be a series that I would like to see. Just, did Puff story? Yeah. Because even like, I mean, I thought Notorious was, wasn't a bad movie by any means. I felt like it was a little too soon. Like, having DJ enough play himself and still look the same was just like. Nessorius was a good movie.

No, no, it was. I think Gravy did a great job. But I would A series from Puff's Lens And his story I think would just be an interesting series Oh definitely The whole thing

Not glorifying the good he did Also the bad shit he did too All in one series, yeah That would be just as compelling as BMF No one would That would have to be an outside thing Puff wouldn't be able to do that Because he wouldn't be able to do the bad he did

Oh no I wouldn't want Puff to do Yeah But 50 wouldn't be able to do the good he did Are you seeing what I'm saying Like there's a bias either way Puff, I don't want to see anything from Puff about himself, even then the notorious shit that he had somewhat of a hand. And he made himself look like fucking Morpheus in a Versace shirt.

Like he was the knower of all things. Yes. I don't ever want to see something from Puff's lens executive produced by him. Though it would be funny to see how Puff sees himself when we have the facts. A therapist would watch that and go to town. What do we think Puff does in jail? He's living. He talked to people.

I think he talks a lot. I think they're probably tired of puff talking. Yeah, I had footage of him. I think he was in the classroom. I think he was taking some classes or something like that. There was a photo him in the yard with somebody. Was it Fetty? He was with somebody like that we know.

Don't quote me. Oh, yeah, he's with Sebastian's Hellfare. Was that confirmed that that was Sebastian? I know Sebastian is locked up right now. It looked just, if not it looked just like Sebastian told him. Okay. I mean, people don't understand jail, especially when you have money an influence.

Jail is not as, I mean, it's jail. So it's jail. It's prison. Compared to the life that Puff is used to live in, it's hell. But you can be comfortable as best as possible. You can get a phone. You can get food. You can get, you know, the things that, you know, can kind of make life a little easier

while you're incarcerated. But, I mean, either way, Puff is trying to do everything he can to get the fuck out of it. Yeah. Even though it's easy and, you know, well, not easy, but it's comfortable as best it can be. it's still not a place that anybody want to be. When I was thinking to people like Puff and Thug, not comparing them as people, but when they were in jail,

it was less about them having money or influence, more of them both being alleged drug addicts for so long. That's why I feel like both them would be losing their fucking mind. Not that you can't get drugs into jail, of course, but not as easy. If you're going from doing that amount of drugs every single day to go on cold turkey,

we even saw Thugs wait. Of course you gain weight in jail, but he, that was a whole thing. All right, you're not taking drugs anymore. Yeah, you're getting some sleep, you eat and you're not, you know what, that type of thing. Then we just see something where a drone was flying with a prison and they had like food. The niggas got lamb chops, all kind of shit.

Wait, what? Yeah, y'all didn't see that. It was a drone that the, so I forgot what prison it was. It was a couple days ago. And I think they got lamb. It was food and some other shit that they got. Was it like one of Bezos? Like they do a little Amazon Prime drone or?

No, it was, it was somebody who probably. a drone it was crab legs steak and weed into a South Carolina prison I respect it yeah but all somebody got to do is get close enough to the prison parking lot get a drone send the drone up in the air

get that shit over the wall you know what that would be so much fun as a CO though because you're definitely gonna get clear clearance to shoot down any drone that'd be fun to be a CEO so the I didn't the prison officials intercepted the package

and the drone had raw steak crab legs old bay seasoning marijuana and cigarettes. Niggas was about to have a ball in there. They got the fuck. They got the pack. Niggas is pissed off of steaks, crab legs,

and wheat. Man, somebody mad as a motherfucker behind that wall. Like, God, that old bust they did at MDC Brooklyn was crazy with the guards that arrested,

like the amount of iPhones and fucking boxing and drugs that they brought into MDC was nuts. If I worked at a prison, I'm selling shit. Of course you are. You know, I'm going to say,

Showing up in fucking like BMWs. Like, though, we know how much you make. Yeah. Like how you keep showing up in these cars? Some phones. You can sell a flip phone. Oh, no, it's like 5K for a phone. Yeah, you can sell a flip phone for $5,000.

A flip phone. But if you're someone like, you're going to pay 5K for a flip phone. Hell yeah. What? I need anything to keep in touch with the outside world. I want to see what's going on. I phone?

I can still get on the internet. I can watch videos, listen to music. I can do everything you're doing. I'm keeping up with the times. I'm seeing what niggas is. wearing what they're talking. I'm looking at girls. I'm like porn, all of that shit. Listen, if you're in jail with an iPhone and good service, you are living like a lot of people in the free world. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You're not doing much. You're not doing much different

at all than a lot of people that literally just sit in their bed or on their couch and just sit on their phone. There's this one prison that goes live every day. Like so sometimes in the morning, if I get up early enough, like when I'm on my way to the gym, like I'll watch like the prison live. they be in there smoking shit like talking to us. I feel like Baby D might be one of those people that like marries one of those serial killers that she never met. You think I'm a lame bitch. That's what you think I am.

I would say lame, but I'm dumb. You're a risk taker. You're a nurse taker. You're a nurse taker. A nurse taker. I'll tell you one secret. Now I'm a nurture. I tell you one secret and you stretched that shit.

Like, you know what I told you about that one summer. I didn't even equate that to the secret you just told me. You told him about that one summer baby did. He just won't let it go, right? Shit, it's great. What you said. What you said? I'm not even going to repeat it.

Thank you. Thank you. Anyway, now, I never understood that. Like, how you could fall in love. I can understand how you could fall in love through letters, right? But, like, if, like, he's at war, not if he in prison. Like, I don't understand. How would you even know about the guy at war?

Well, they usually leave and then go to war and then, like, right back home. No, I'm saying, like, there's... Yeah, but sometimes you get that letter, and he didn't got killed last night. You won't know until... Yeah. You know, they show up at your door. Until Tom Hanks in his platoon go find. The MP show up at your door with a folded flag and his dog tags.

I don't even, we don't, I want to laugh because you funny, but it's not funny. No, that's how I go. I'm sure some of our listeners has been through that before with a family. Yeah, hell yeah. That's how I was. I remember when my cousin, when we were, like, during the Iraqi war, my cousin was at, and every time the doorbell rang, my grandmother would, like, freeze. I remember I got mad at my sister when she got deployed to Iraq. Her ass ain't had no business and no Iraq

I was like you stupid why are you joining this shit I like when he says to post her throwback Air Force right No she was in the National Guard National Guard yeah Would she be posting those photos? I'm like oh I forgot you was in war She's a she's a she's a service woman for sure Our cousin Evan got shot in the thigh in North Africa

During that time we all just laughed at him He's fine Look at family I went over to African got shot for your freedom I come back and y'all laughing at me at the cookout. That's what you get for going to Benghazi. That's what you're fucking dumb ass. What the fuck would you go with?

I had to do. You were going to Temple University. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yo, imagine you going to college. You try to pay your tuition. That's why he did it to pay for school. Yeah, the dudes that be having the table set up on campus. You're not thinking war is ever going to happen.

You're like, fucking, let me just sign up. I get a job. You know, they pay off my school. I got an income. I can get a house. You know, things like that. And then 9-11 happens. That's what happened to my sister

That's literally how it happened She was in the National Guard The 9-11 happened It was like She was in a national guard She went to She went to college And then she signed up

The National Guard Like I think a second year In school And then 9-11 happened Like almost her second year When she was in the National Guard And then they got deployed Out of it

I was sick Yeah she had me down there crying this shit I'm like Because that shit was sad Like you go to this fucking school All of these families there You're looking at your relatives In the middle of the fucking

gymnasium standing there with their equipment on get ready to get on a school bus to a fucking a flight to go to Iraq. I'm like, yo, this is crazy. She just wanted to go to school. She's wanted to go to school for free. What is? It's like, where y'all taking my sister right now? Iraq. I'm like,

what? Like, this is crazy. Just because you wanted to go to school? That is the crazy. That was the craziest shit ever. My cousin went from us drinking Hurricane 40s in his basement in Philly to like the next month North Africa, Afghanistan, and Iraq. Yeah, that's crazy, bro.

Crazy and crazy times, man. Mall, you ain't think they, like, join Wooder, like, as a brother? Yeah, hell no. I was worried about keeping the bloods above my ass in the Bronx. Fuck, Iraq. It's a war going on outside. No man's safe. Yeah.

Shit, Iraq. I could get on the detrain. He was a general entremont. Yeah, I ain't got to go to fly to Iraq. I could take Iraq. I take this D-Train and the fucking queens and get it popping. Like, what? It would be funny, though, they're, like, saving private mall scenario.

Because they're twins and, like, they can't. be in the same platoon or whatever. And like something happened and they got to go save more. That happened on This Is Us, yo. Oh yeah, that's right, yeah. Damn. Another great show.

Amazing show. Jesus Christ, that was a great show. Wow. She's my favorite TV mom. Beth, Randall's wife, the black woman. She was, she was, she's who I would want to be as a wife. Like, because she was strict and like solid,

but she was also funny. Yeah. I fucked with her. I see that for you. I see that for you. I see that for baby D. I see that being. the type of way.

Josh's asking if he has a twin bond with her sister. No, we don't necessarily feel shit but it is weird because a lot of the times when she FaceTime me like she's taking the shit,

I'm taking the shit. I swear to God. It's the craziest thing like she'll FaceTime me, she'll be in the bathroom, I'm in the bathroom. And we just start laughing like yo boy,

why are you calling me why are you taking the shit? Like, why you answer why you taking the shit? Like, so we know, I never felt nothing. I never, we never had that but definitely that was one thing

we noticed that. That your bowel movements are very similar. Same time. You feel like if she would have got popped in Iraq, you would have felt it. That was crazy. Nah. I would have been at the crib.

I wouldn't have felt nothing. He started touching his forehead like Harry Potter. Like, oh, man. It's a migraine. I don't feel. I don't feel too good. What they said in Avengers? I don't feel too good.

Mr. Stark, I don't feel too good. Mr. Stark's, I don't feel too good. at the crib and his legs just stopped working. Oh, man, that's crazy, man. Oh, my God. You make those jokes because she's not going to work. Thank you to all our servicemen in a minute. We appreciate your child.

We just joking. Yeah, I'm not one of those people. I do support our kids. Thank you for all of y'all, all of y'all work and everything that I do for us. Thank you. No, absolutely. And I watched what that shit did to my aunt. She was fucking petrified every day.

Same way you were saying. Anytime phone rang, doorbell at the edge every day. Oh, no, that was one thing, though. Like, when my sister was over there and, like, we didn't speak for, like three, four, maybe a month. Like, that was, that was like, damn, like she, and then one time she called me and something that you heard like a loud, like an explosion in the back. And she's like, I'll call you back.

I call you back. And she hung up. And then I didn't speak to up for like two weeks. You know what those two weeks was like? Yeah. I can't imagine. Yo. And then she called me out like, yeah, nah, they kind of like, I think found their location.

And they were shooting like some rockets at them. And one of them got like really close to the base. So then they had to kind of like, you know, gear up and like chase them off and things like that. Yeah. I was like, this is, you just wanted to go to class. Like, what the fuck are you doing over there? Yeah, I mean, even like when my cousin posts on, um, veteran date, on IG, they all go to somebody from their unit or platoon.

I'm pardoning if I'm saying the wrong word. Um, that passed in, I want to say Afghanistan that, that term. And it's only but like five or six of them in the photo every time. And I'm like, all right. that was a one in six chance that that could have been my cousin. Like it does put in perspective when you do see your family that did survive and they're posting people that were next to them every day that were dead. It was like, like one foot over and like that's my cousin, not this. And yes shit is fucked up what it does do to families.

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certified to operate by chef. Roy, so I'm hearing about this Nick Fuentes person. Wait, so why are you coming to me? I mean. No, I mean, no. No disrespect. No disrespect. But I, he's...

I'm aware of who he is, but I don't know if I'm the right person. I don't want to be the person you go to about Nick Fuentes. I don't know much about him other than that he's a political. figure who or somebody who's into politics who like voluntarily like identifies as an inso. I didn't know that people were like, okay, admitting that like out loud. He has a, he has like a crew. I forgot their names, but yeah.

Creepers. Groopers. Groopers, grapers. Something like that. I don't know. Yeah. Well, he, he has said on like said in interviews that he's an insel and also said that he was a virgin.

And I didn't know that that was like, okay. So that's the only point that you've heard from Nick Fuss. Yeah. But my thing is just like, why are... You should stay there. Don't go down the rabbit hole to find out more of his views. Okay, cool. That's fine because now I'm scared.

But stay with the virgin one. Let's just go with that. Okay. So the Pierce-Margin thing, he says he's a virgin. To say that out loud, like to get to like admit some really embarrassing, well, being a version is embarrassing, but to men because of society it is. And just in an interview, like, whatever, what is making people so comfortable doing shit like that?

Like, would you, like, your deepest darker secret, would you admit that on an interview? I don't know if I have like, I've, I've told you guys I've been molested. Like, I don't, like, I don't, like, I don't, like, I don't know if I have like a, twice by two different people. Yeah, I don't think Rory can go any like that's, like, that's, that's, that's, that's. And one of them was a guy. Like, I don't know how much deeper. Like, I don't really have, like, too much of the deepest, darkest, darkest, secret of that, like, I haven't really said on microphone. Now what it, if it would have to do with, like, someone else's secrets that I,

know. I don't know if there is some type of money that would get there. And I want to make this extremely clear. I'm not supporting anything, Nick Fuentes says whatsoever, but I think it's a stat to say you're a virgin in this era. Gay? So, man? It's not a stat. I think, I think probably having sex with people a little too quick and getting into a relationship a little too quick, has ruined some form of everyone's life in this room. You cool?

And I think that not having sex and you're a grown-ass man, I think ruins you and turns you into a fucking weirdo because now you don't even know how to conduct yourself or act around women who may be, you know, beautiful and may be dressed, you know, sexy. You can know how to speak to a woman without fucking her. Yes, you can. I'm saying if you've never had sex, if you've never been intimate with a woman, nine times out of ten, you're going to be weird around. Oh, well, I mean,

and they blame the women for them not getting pussy. I'm on the side, which we've talked about plenty of times. Like, I've, I've never been the guy that wants the virgin girl. Like, I, of course, I don't want, you know. You don't want the town. I don't want the town whore either, though. But I do think it's important to, you know,

see what sex does to your emotions, what it does to you. How it makes you feel how it makes you operate, how it lets you know about yourself and how you deal with other people. I think that's important in growing up to not get out of your system, per se, but to learn about yourself.

but I also do see the side of like that old school version of like, all right, you just have sex after marriage and you have sex with one person. Like I do get the concept. I don't think it's that crazy. And we've taken sexual shit way too far in this day and age. So that's why I think it's a stat to say you a virgin. Like, that's cool, man. Good for you. No, because out here, it's rough out here.

I don't, yeah, you should preserve some of that. And not Nick. I want to make it clear about talking about Nick. And you're in charge of your, you're in charge of your flesh. I meet so many men who have no handle on their flesh. They just easy going. Like, just sex can make you do damn there anything. And it's just like, why are you so easy to fuck?

Yeah. You're talking about me. I feel like that was a shot. Does the condom fit? This kind of feels like a Buster Rhymes Tracy Morgan incident here of like, she didn't say it was about you, but you seem to be offended like you've heard this before. No. Or you feel that way.

I don't think you're easy. Definitely. I mean, I've never tried, but I don't think you're easy. You didn't have to say that. Like, we assumed you had never tried, but now we feel like you thinking about trying. When there's comments and you have to say everything so they can't comment. It's okay. I understand.

I don't think Maul's easy. I'm not. No. Y'all think I'm easy? No, I don't. Okay. Thank you. Mall?

Don't, I was called Judge Nade. I was looking at that. I was trying to figure out while we got those albums up there. Don't fucking play with me, my nigger. You know, the books smoke sounds like so bright today, right? Like, it's like, did you turn that up, Roy? What did you? You think she's unlimited data?

No, no, no. I don't think, I don't think baby D's easy. Thank you. No. But when she like you, I like you and I won't you. Baby D's like, I like you and I won't you. I, you know, I've known to Maris longer than you. It's, she's not easy, but to the two people she's ever spoken to, like, ever spoken to.

Probably easy for them. Oh, yeah. Just those two people. That's forever. Some niggas ain't never going Third grade arithmetic. Yeah, them niggas ain't never getting away from baby.

She got them niggas in her grip. You ain't never letting them two niggas go. That's not true. Shit. I learned it. Why is you stuttering? Your tongue all heavy. Now, look, the lies be heavy.

She got distracted by the busside. It's so right. Oh, I burned the block down. But anyway, Maul, what could they do to get you to release one of your deepest secrets, one of your darkest secrets? I'm not releasing none of my dark secrets. Oh, I don't have no dark secrets.

Let me start there. I don't have no crazy. Yeah, dark secret makes it sound like you got like some nasty shit. Yeah, like what's a dark secret? Like what's like some dirty? Like some shit like you would roll like you would be like you would want to cry if somebody found out. Oh and I don't have none of that. That cry if somebody found out I don't have none of that. Maul would cry if we found out he cried before.

Yeah. If y'all knew like the last time I cried I would cry like fuck I do you. But probably the only thing that I'm maybe a girl I dated that I probably shouldn't date it. You got a bugle wolf in your history? No, no, no, no, not like that. But like she... Your wife's something that you probably shouldn't have. Not wife.

He would look at you with no different. We was like, we was dating and shit, and it was, we probably shouldn't have been dating. She fucked when your homies? No, not that. It was just like, we was, nobody would ever guess that we was, like, physical. Because we're like, we cool, so. It's probably one of those where it's like, you know what I'm saying? Is y'all still cool?

Yeah, we still cool. Ah. Yeah. Are you going to tell your new wife you beat? But I tell my wife. Yeah. that I had sex with her? Mm-hmm.

It depends. Like, if I see that they were like, like, you know, getting close and having a relationship with each other, then, yeah. I would tell her, like, yeah, we was intimate before. That would cause unnecessary problems. It would cause unnecessary problems if it didn't come from me and she found up. You think that woman would tell your wife that? I don't think she would.

Somebody else might. So there's witnesses to your intimacy. Not witnesses, but she's definitely told, like, one of her closest friends. And you think that friend would go and tell your wife? I don't know what that woman is. That friend might have told somebody. People tell, listen, if you want a secret, keep it. If you wanted to stay a secret, keep it.

Because no matter how much you trust somebody, everybody vents to some else. But that's not dark. It's just more so like, you know, that was just kind of like our fling and our business. We just kept it between us. But it's nothing. I don't have no dark, crazy shit in my like I don't, that's why I could talk shit and pop it the way I can. Because ain't nobody can be like, yo, but you say you would never do that. And then in 2009, you did it.

And it ain't happening, bro. Not me. Never did it. Never did it. Never did no dirty, nasty. shit nowhere in my life. I could talk shit about all you nasty motherfuckers. But your wife, Karen, what mall did in 2009 is crazy. If it's something, if it's something crazy.

Oh, no, I mean, of course. Not a deep dark secret. But just fucking, I don't have. Fucking something you should have been fucking like, yeah, I don't have. Everyone's been there. Yeah, I don't have. I don't have none of that in my closet. No, no nasty dark shit. I mean, we've all said that there's, you know, some bodies we'd all take to the grave. I don't know if there's an amount, a money amount. Am I splitting the money with the person? No, you get it all. It ain't like Love Island where you got it. Like, you get it all.

Love Island. Well, that'd be fucked up because now you're talking about someone else's sexual shit. Yeah, I would never, I would never tell that, though. I don't have no dark secrets, man. I'm sorry. I don't know. Who's my darkest secret? You said, who is your darkest secret?

No, what's my darkest secret? That's our little secret. And that's how we should keep it. I tell you. Yes Work Go baby Work

That man That bitch said Did anybody see us Did anybody see us That was being shoddy We were just talking to go out to eat We're like Somebody we know

It was here It was fun though I never was I could never be like that though Like that's why I tell people All the time If you hide this shit And dating me

Don't date me Your ass to be on a vlog On IG I post I post And I go out in public I don't care I'm not high

I have to post, baby, Dee. I don't have to, but that's what I do. Why? Because I want to. Because you post and cause all that shit, and then you delete your shit every three months. So now my life is up in flames and everybody know what the fuck I'll be doing. And here you are deleted your shit. You don't even know what's going on.

Wow. That's crazy. See, I don't post, but y'all know me. If I'm dating or talking to somebody, like, they're going to be next to people. We outside. Yeah, we outside. So if you hide from somebody. I've never been that that person that's like, nope, we don't.

just staying inside, like, if I'm going out, come on. Yeah, I respect. I don't really, like, I guess I just don't know, I guess I just don't care that much in that regards, because now it's like, now we're putting the whole world on, is dictating our relationship, which is weird to me. And I was always naive, which clearly I've been wrong if you go on lipstick alley or Twitch or anywhere else. I've never thought anyone gave a fuck about who I was talking to or having sex with.

Same. Like, I never, I never thought that was an interesting. of any people, maybe, maybe I need more confidence. I just did not think anyone gave a fuck about who I was talking to, sleeping with, in a relationship with it. I just didn't, like, why would you, why would you care? Who cares about that shit? Yeah, definitely don't.

And I don't. And to Damarra saying, if you tell someone, they tell someone, I would never think anyone would be sitting around talking about who I'm having sex with. Definitely not. And maybe that's just a naive thought I have, but. I don't care who's having sex. I can't understand why somebody would do that. I never cared about that, though. Like, who's sleeping with who? that was never something that I was even never concerned about.

That's when people are so concerned about who people out here dating, I'm just like, why does that matter? I mean, sometimes it's, like, funny if there's, like, a backstory to it. But I guess, but I just don't, I never really cared about that. And I thought it was weird when people always pry and always try to dig into that and find out who's dating who. I don't know how that combo would go, like, yo, you'll never guess who I saw very happy outside with another human being.

I did that once, and they stopped talking to me. So. Well, that was a difference I was saying happy. They stopped talking to me. It's all good. Hopefully they're happy. You should have got some money out of that

deep dark secret. I definitely should have. We got some new music coming today, Rory. We do. We got Conway the Machine. Can't Kill God with bullets. Yes. Available.

Now. Yeah. And you have Nause and DJ premiere. Nause and Primo. Finally, we get the Nause and DJ premiere album. Yeah. It's been a lot of years in the making, a lot of talk.

about it over the years and we finally get the album so if it's if you're listening to this albums are available now I was in the studio with Conway the other night listening to the album so Andrew room I don't know what's the I don't know the name of that studio I forgot the name of it but how's it down great great production is great you got some Justice League joints on there oh fine um and Conway rapping man you know Conway gonna talk his shit and always rap at a high level but um he sounds he sounds like he's in a a different space And I asked him and he said he definitely was a lot, you know, he lived with this album for a while. He went through a lot of different emotions and things like that.

But overall, he was in a good space and was happy making this project. And you can kind of like hear the difference in his tone a little bit. But he's still talking to shit. He's still giving y'all crazy flows, crazy bars. The production is great. So I think people are going to enjoy this new album from Conway. Oh, I love that. And that means we get a tour.

I love Conway shows. Yeah. despite what has happened to what I guess has made his voice and his flow is the you know unfortunate thing that happened to him he's still with that one of the better performers I've seen oh yeah like I love Conway shows yeah energy is always great like it's I just anytime he's in New York I make it a thing to go go to their shows but yeah I'm excited for this this Nause Day premiere thing I'll use this as a a Patreon commercial we're gonna leave here and go interview ghost face at the

mass appeal store and we invited 10 of our Patreon listeners to come sit in and do a little live performance with Ghostface, which we will be posting it next week. But if you subscribe to Patreon, you get to hang out with us in Ghostface. Ghost Deanie. Which I can see if you don't want to, but some people may want to. Listen, man, this is Ghostface. This is like a dream.

One of my favorite boutique members ever. One of my favorite personalities ever. So I'm looking forward to tonight. I'm very excited to talk to him. If you listen to Supreme Clientel, too, he has a whole skit based around the term Paul, uh, pause and you, your family being the ones that created it. I'm very excited to have that the Paul's conversation with Ghostface of you. Biggs and Biggs directly started that.

Yeah. Like, which is crazy when you think about it. So, yeah. It's a whole skit on some of the client. Yeah. They said, we let you live for so long. You said, I'll blow your head off and toss your savings. Yo, pause.

And Ghost is like, that's not what I meant. It's going to be fun talking to ghosts, man. I'm looking forward to that. Yeah. Uh, but voicemail, sponsored by boost. You've got mail. Okay, what's up, y'all? It's Thomas again.

So me and my best friend have been talking. Things have been going well. We explain that we love each other and all that shit. I feel like she feels the same way for me. She's expressed how she's felt. I've expressed how I felt. Things are going great. The only thing is, is that I know that sex changes things.

So if I go see her in December, I mean, it's December now. I go see her in like two weeks or so. If I go see her and we fucked, shit is going to change drastically. So I've been telling her like, yo, Like, we can't do that. Like, because one, if we do that, you're going to expect a long-distance relationship. I don't want a long-distance relationship. And our dynamics is going to change and all this shit.

Now, prior to me, after we be saying all this, she's been like understanding, but at the same time have been, like, alluding to like, oh, I want to do all these freaky things, saying all these sexual things and being enticing and all that. Like, I keep having to reassert the boundary. Like, yo, like, we can't do that when I come see you. Like, you know, I don't want to do that. And it's like, she keeps making it, like, difficult for me to just be cool and not, like, view her in this way of, like, that sexual. And so long story short, I'm trying to maintain discipline and everything when I do see her because I don't want to fucking change our dynamic into something more because I'm not ready for what's to come afterwards.

So my question to y'all is, like, how would y'all handle this situation? Do I still go? Do I still see her? Or, like, what? Do I just say fucking and do it? yeah man just beat and figure it out later he'll be fine that's some sick ass of vice just just go for it knowing that it could ruin everything and then you know just i don't know you try to clean it up after you he called earlier right yeah yeah you think sex changes everything

y'all admitted that y'all love each other that changed everything the sex is just gonna like are you afraid the sex is gonna be bad and then you just love each other that's weird yeah oh just love each other with bad sex been there we've all been there. Love somebody with bad sex? Nah. Not. Only because... I've never loved somebody. But that's why I do think what we're just talking about with the virgin thing and wait until

marriage, like, I could never imagine falling in love with somebody and not having sex with them yet. And then that just not being... Sex is important. It is. I know people... Of course, it's not the thing that's going to keep anyone together. Unless you be real, bro. If you fall in love with somebody

and then have trash sex, I don't know how I could operate. That's crazy. Let's just be real. I don't even think you could love some, be in love with somebody and not have sex yet.

I don't believe that. I think, I think that's, I don't know because I've never done it that way. Love is so much deeper than sex. No, no,

no, of course, yes, it is. I'm saying, like, I've had sex with people that I don't love. Yeah, like,

but that's what I'm saying, but I think that if you have sex with somebody and then the sex is great, I think that's part of falling in love. Like, no, I've had great sex with people.

Great sex is just great chemistry. you know what I'm saying like that's what great sex is is great chemistry so if the chemistry is great of course like you like each other it turns into falling in love great sex isn't always great chemistry some people are just really talented at sex yeah but but it wouldn't need you would need the chemistry that being talented is they know what you like they're doing the things that you like the chemistry it's like you're on that same accord that's called chemistry yeah if somebody can be great at sex but if they're doing the things that you don't like during sex but I guess I don't like that. If you love someone, you could eventually start

to maybe sex would get better. Like you'd be more inclined to work to work on it? Oh, no, no, no. First all, when you're in love, sex is better no matter what. But I'm saying, like, in this scenario, if it's bad, you would give it more shots to get there because it's like, I love this person. Let's

try to figure out why it was bad sex the first time. The only way sex is good when you don't, when you don't have great chemistry is if you're having sex with somebody you're not supposed to be having sex with. No, sometimes when you're having sex with someone you're not supposed to have sex with,

that's why the chemistry's so good. It depends on who you are. We both know. That's kind of the allurest of the whole shit. Like, we shouldn't be doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we both know. That's my favorite type of sex right.

We shouldn't be doing this. Then why are your pants down your ankles? We both know better than this. Both of us are aware and know better than this. Yeah, well, fuck it. It is. But sometimes that's the chemistry. Yeah.

It's we both know. we shouldn't be doing this. And that's where the allure comes from. Yeah. But I don't, this isn't one I really have advice for. Like, you kind of have to just decide.

What was the full back story, Demaris, with this guy again? He, him and his best friend, he had a feeling his best friend liked them or something like that. And like,

they both are in love with each other and they kind of like been playing with it back and forth. But now they're fully admitting, like, we're in love, yada, yada. Let's do this. But you don't want to fuck.

It don't work like that. You've already changed the dynamic in a relationship. You can't unring a bell. And what's, What's the point of doing that if you guys weren't about to... That's the thing. Why admit that, y'all...

I love you and we're texting each other. Well, his thing is she moved, so it's long distance. Long distance is, okay. Love is worth, love is worth it. Love is worth trying. Even if it fails, love is worth trying. I agree with that. Love is worth trying.

But long distance is, you know, sometimes that's just... Nothing could be worse. It's easier for y'all to cheat, too. I've been there. I've been on the side of that. you know, it hurts. But don't like long-distance relationships. That shit hurt like a month.

That's okay. It's okay. Stink. I feel like that should be harder to cheat. I feel like long-distance relationship people are constantly on FaceTime, like at all moments, constantly in communication because of that.

Like when you live in the same city with somebody, because you see each other so much, you're not like just constantly communicating with them. I see this person in two hours. Yeah. Whereas I feel like the long-distance shit, everyone's on top of each other phone-wise. Like, nah,

We stay on FaceTime when you're in bed. That's, you know, that cheating, when you like somebody, like, you're not cheating on them. Like, when you really love somebody, that cheating shit again, that's, that's, you know, that's boys play that cheating game. Yeah. You're still playing games. You still manipulating it's like, you don't really love somebody. You can't, you can't cheat on somebody that you really care about. There was one time, somebody had my location.

And you know that this place, this was an embarrassing story. Which I've told you guys that sometimes I'll go to that hotel to take a shit because I want to take a shit here when everyone's in the office I went to the hotel that's like kind of attached to our office to use their their solo public restroom and was asked why are you in a hotel room right now? I was like, no, I'm taking. She thought I was in a hotel room next to the office and I was like, I come here to take shits. Okay. Good luck getting out of that one.

That sounds like a fight. No, that's why sometimes you have to lie to women because the truth doesn't say. sound real. Yeah, sometimes. Because in that situation, it's like, nah, I shit here. Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. You shit there. What else you do there? Because that's all that's going to turn it to. What else do you do there? You could pull that hotel records. I've never checked into that hotel.

Pulling hotel records is crazy. All the CCTV footage, I go right to the bathroom and then I leave. Drop a deuce and I'm out. But, yeah, I think he should go for it. I would do at least like a weekend just in case the sex is bad. You'll get another shot. Nothing's worse than trash sex and you have a flight the next morning. You can't even like redeem yourself. Yeah. So you can't leave a long-distance relationship on trash sex.

Yeah. You got to put her through the matches before that flight. Yeah. That's the only way. Yeah. She might be inclined. My bad, Josh. It's a sensitive subject with Josh.

I see Josh keep moving in his chair. Like, yeah. But that is what sucks about like long distance. Like that last round, you have to put that memory in her head. Yeah. about to leave. Like, it can't just be like some mediocre, maybe mediocre when you get there.

Yeah. But that weekend you have to perform and when you get to the airport, that last one has to be. Through the mattress. Got to leave her through the, in the mattress. To the point that's like you're on the tar mat and she's like, I'm still thinking about it.

Yeah. Or when you're coming back. What happened, baby? Do you good? I'm great. All right. Well, don't. Say it.

No, she sounds like she's great. She's good. Hopefully we helped this gentleman out. We didn't. We didn't. No, go for it. You won't know until you try it. Like, it could end up being great if it's not, whatever, that's life.

But don't not do it because it could turn out to be bad. It could turn out to be amazing. If it's good, let me tell you something. You get sex that's good enough or anything that's good enough. And it needs more money from you because you need to be able to fly to it. It'll motivate you in ways you never knew before. You'll go looking for a new job. You'll put more work into whatever the fuck you working on.

Baby, you're going to get to that money so that you can fly out to wherever she at and get that. No, no. I promise you. You've ever had a woman just, I mean, I guess that's the Fab and Neo record to make me better. But I've never just got pussy.

And it's like, you know what? I'm going to go play the Powerball. I got to get to this. I'll play the Powerball another day. I'm going to be a better man. That pussy's so good. I'm getting my shit together. Fuck this.

I'm getting my act together for that person. No, a good woman will. I mean, you are who you hang out with. You are the energy you put around. So yeah, a good woman. But I've never had, like, pussy. And was just like, you know what? We do four episodes a week.

we should do six. Yeah, nah. I ain't never had no sex that good. I'm cool. But hopefully we help this gentleman out. You may, do you think you spend more money in a long-distance relationship?

No. I don't think so either. I think that's, yeah, but the flights if you're doing it once a month, dates. It depends on what you're like. Which long distance?

Are we talking west coast? Uber's like. Like New York to L.A. or like New York to Texas? I mean, shit, it's not far off these days with those ticket prices. But, yeah, but if you book,

But yeah. You can get a round trip to Houston for like four something, five something. Over four hour flight. Over four hours as long as fuck, actually. As long as fuck. Houston's almost five. Houston is not five hours. It's four hours for sure.

Houston is the most tricky flight from New York. It's so deceiving. You think that shit's going to be two hours. You're on that plane for four and a half hour. It's not that long. But I hear you. And doesn't time changing Houston? Yeah, it goes back.

We lose an hour, right? Yeah, we lose an hour, yeah. I think, I mean, if you're doing, if you're going outside with your girl very often when you live in the same city as her Uber's, if you live in Jersey, she live in the city. I think all that shit adds up because you're going to want to see each other every night. I think that adds up way more. Every night? Shit. Oh, you've never been in love.

I've been in love, but I don't want to see you every night. Every night? You never been in love. Every night? You know some people live together? That's what I'm saying. That scares me. Living together,

shh. We got to have a big house. We got to go to that side. Like, I'm going on, I'm going to go down in the basement and chill for a day.

I'm going to act like Cuomo. Remember when Cuomo came out the basement for COVID? Let me like that. Let me go down. I'm going to be in the basement for a day. Don't come down there.

He came out like when they rescue the mine shafters. Yeah. Hugged his family. Like he didn't see them every day. Get the fuck out of there with this bullshit. All right.

I love that that little plywood doors would stop to COVID. COVID. The plywood door. The plo. That would do a stop. That was what separated. All right, man.

Let's get out of here. How'd they get the test down there? To know he was good. They slid it under the door. He's got shit into Rory. My bad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yo, wrap it up, you know? All right. We'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace.

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