New Rory & MAL - Episode 438 | Squatters Rights

Episode Date: January 6, 2026

We left you hangin’ for a few weeks, but it’s 2026 and we’re ready to kick off another successful year of podding. Rory gets a 2026 prediction correct immediately because Doechii and SZA dropped the first of what we think will be many collabs. Does this mean another Doechii album is on its way? Hitboy makes the best of a bad situation with his video for “Crow Bar”. Mal drops the hot take that Fabolous has a better discography than Jada, but do Rory and Demaris agree? Plus, Plus, Kai Cenant’s breakup got Rory and Mal feelin’ bad for the kid, we rip one of the most embarrassing wedding videos of all-time, and our voicemail ensures we remain the horniest hip-hop pod #volume All lines provided by hardrock.betSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. The volume. Happy 2026. Welcome back. It's a whole new year. I was trying to give you some like effect. I appreciate it.

I wanted to sound like it was like 20 people. Yeah, yeah. You know Splice is in Ableton now too. So you had a great break just like me. You have all the sound effects. All the sound effects. We are back. 2026, Rory.

It does like, and that feels like a jetty. sends year. You're much, much, much older than me. Like light gears. I'm light years older than you. 2026, I still feels like futuristic to me. I can only imagine someone born in the 1960.

1900s? I was born in the 1900s. I saw a tweet over the break. Someone said the young kids are calling people born in the 90s, the late 1900s. I was like, all right, man. I wasn't born in the late 1900s, but I was born in the late 1900s.

he's a little wine. Yeah, y'all was born. We was all born in the late 1900s. How was your break? It was cool, man. Spent some time with the fam. Saw some friends that I haven't seen in a little while. I caught up with some of my,

you know, old buddies and shit like that. Old buddies. Yeah, old buddies, man. Everybody's getting older, man. See them all my friends. A little rounder in the face. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's like, damn, that's what you be doing now in your off days.

You know, it's funny when you see, like, dude used to run the streets with and then you see them as, like, grown men and then seeing, like, what they're doing. As citizens? Yeah, like, this is what you do like when you ain't got no, like, got to work, you just be like, this is what you want? It's like, this is it. This is all I got. Yeah, I tried to do like a FaceTime with like the three high school friends that I still talk to on New Year's Eve. Two out of three were already asleep.

This was at like 11 p.m. You got to stay up. It was just the waiting shit the whole time. We was like, they're not even going on. People that fall asleep before the ball drop scared me, though. Like, how do you? One is a father or two. How can you not stay up? What's crazy is one of them.

is in Tucson, Arizona. So he was three hours behind us in a sleep. Wow. I was like, all right, man. Sleep at eight, I don't trust you. Yes, that's kind of well. Sleep at eight. Nah, I don't trust you.

If you sleep at 8 p. The news ain't even on yet. You don't even know what's going on in the world yet. That's cool. I'll see it at 5 a.m. when I wake up. Nah, man. Yeah, I saw it with Fox and friends in the morning.

Yeah, you got to see Ryan C crest at midnight on New Year's. You have to, are you good to be? You actually don't, though. You don't have to do that. man. If you're in New York, you have to. I mean, I feel like when Steve Harvey and Gronk took over, that that could have been like the staple, but, I mean, then he smashed the Lego Steve Harvey and it was their relationship

was over. Yeah. That was probably my favorite moment in recent Times Square, remember. Seeing 2026 on the ball drop was just like, it was crazy. Just seeing that number. Like, you don't, you never thought, I never thought I would see that number. Yeah, I never thought I'd like in real life. Like, imagine being in high school in the 90s and then, you know, at the right the year. Yeah. 2026. I thought we would all be dead at 2026.

And speaking of Times Square New Year's Eve, this is why I hate young hip hop Twitter. I'm starting out as an old man hating out the gate. All the headlines on Twitter were Jada Kiss is in Times Square with no security. Jada Kiss used to go to Skate Key with no security. They thought it was the craziest thing that Kiss would be in Times Square on New Year's Eve with no security. Jada Kiss walked school street.

Exactly. And Yonkers. You think Jada Kiss is scared of Tom's Eve? on New Year's Eve. Yeah, I don't understand how people thought that was such a big deal. Like, Jayda Kisses walked. Even he was joking.

Yo, no secure. Like, he was joking. Much tougher streets than Times Square. Like, are you kidding me? But you didn't do anything at all? I literally just watched the Knicks and ball drop and I went to sleep. For the new year, no, I didn't do nothing. I was in the house, you know, just cleaned up.

You know, did all of that throughout the day, cleaned everything and got rid of a lot of stuff. You know, going into the new year. You kind of, you know, just old rituals you do. Did that. I was going to link up. with a few of my friends, but then I was just like, for what, to just come straight home after? Like, I was just like, I'm just chilling the crib. So I was home. Yeah. FaceTime my sister and my nephew of New Year's. Okay. My sister, you know, she's holy

roly in the church. She prayed. I like it. So I did, you know, I tried to have to act like I was praying too. You just close eyes. She's seen combat. She has a closer relationship with the Lord than you. Yeah, I just took a quick nap. That was it. A quick 30 second nap while she prayed. But that was it. Yeah, just boarded in the New Year. Christmas, too? It was just chilling? I had a very, very calm break. which I needed and loved. Yeah. I spent a lot of time chilling relaxing, get some rest.

Yeah. And that was it, man. Yeah, I had to awkwardly break to my family that Christmas Eve and Christmas would be sober this year. Like my mom was like, yo, you want to stop by, the liquor store and you're like, nah. She was like, all right, do you want me to go? I said, nah.

She was like, all right, so what are we going to drink? Nothing. There's seltzer water in the fridge. Yeah, yeah. Raspberry lime, I think it is. It's flavor too, yeah Yeah Yeah

Nothing is more awkward Than a sober Irish holiday Yeah I feel like I actually got to know my parents For the first time in 35 years What did everybody do? It was cool It was just calm

It was quiet It was calm I realized that A lot of my family We suppress things naturally And alcohol Will everything you were thinking Of the whole year

Will explode at dinner time It's like an Irish Tyler Perry Dinner scene So without that you Had nothing to talk about It was just like, so how is Samaras counting? It was so awkward.

When I was like thriving and loving the aquaice, like it was so fun to just watch adults have to be themselves. Yeah. It was weird. That's funny. I decided that I'm not smoking 26. I don't believe that shit. I haven't smoked. Five days.

Five days. You were probably in the gym on January 2nd. I don't do a dry January, but this nigger right here is going to do a fucking unhigh fucking hole. year. All right, cool. But, Martin, I've gone four years without smoking before. It's not hard. 30 years ago. No, it wasn't? That's not hard for me to do. Okay. To stop smoking, it's really not hard.

Well, what are you going to do to supplement? Because smoking be balancing out your mood. I ain't really got too much for you if you ain't smoking. I never smoked before. I see you. You don't smoke in the morning? No. Hell no. I'm not one. Wake and bake. I don't do that. Nah, I've never been that guy.

But high more on the pods, the few times we have him is one of my favorite. Like I wouldn't mind if you do the little wake and baking. But I'll smoke here like on, you know, on Patreon sometimes. I would. But like before I come to the student in the morning, so I never smoke. You get high mall with a girl here? Nah, he's going to be too cool. That's that. That's Will Chamberlain-Hunner. We just saw the footage over the break. It's going to cancel each other out. He's going to be too cool. I don't want to see High Maul Rizzing up no chick. I need silly mall. I like drunk mall. I like drunk's mall. I like, can I ask you this though, baby, D? Whenever you ever see me riz up a chick.

Riz up is We're all showing our age Like I was like when have you ever baby They see me like yeah now He and his wrist bag When have you ever seen that? In my house would be Simone That wasn't

Riz games crazy The Riz meet the Rizz Riddler meter was nuts No that was me Rizometer for sure Oh that was friends That was friends is just talking We made we have We should probably re-upload that

And put the Rizometer next to it As the episode progresses You just see That's a friend man that don't count as friends. That's friends. We were just catching up on the couch. That was it.

That was like real time. Y'all was just let in on that. Like the cameras just happened to be. It was my house. Yeah, but we just happened to set up the cameras. Thank you for opening your doors to me. We just happened to set up the cameras.

Like that's how the conversation would have went without the camera. Yeah, we didn't plan for an episode. No, no, no. Come on, man. This is us, man. This is us, baby. Me and Pige almost went to Belize for New Year's. Almost?

Almost. How do you almost? There was like a 98% chance. The court shut it down, but me, me and Pige was about to just be in Belize for 48 hours. The court shut it down? Yeah, which I'll tell you off, Mike. Okay. No, we, we was about to be out. We was about to be on the compound going nuts with our SPF. Oh my gosh. I, like, I was more excited not, it was for work purposes. We were going to shoot some stuff down there. I was more excited to just FaceTime the group with me and Pige, like not tell y'all anything.

Two of the Pellists. Y'all have been two of the Pellers people on the aisle. Yeah, oh God, I'm so glad that got canceled. That's just disgusting to bringing a new year like that. And I sent Pige's the most, the wildest text like, yo, you want to go to Belize tomorrow? And he said, sure. Didn't ask any follow questions, nothing. Can we see how many flights have left Kansas headed to Belize? I don't think no flight has ever left Kansas. He said yes. And his only follow up was, let me know so I could pack up the equipment. Okay. That makes sense. We were ready. We was ready. I was going to shoot something. Yeah, that makes sense of his work. But I just want to like to know how many flights leave Kansas City to Belize.

Oh, I budgeted everything. Is that once a week? You got to catch one flight a week. Once a week. Who the fuck is going to Belize for Kansas City? And I'm so ignorant. I didn't even realize how big Belize. I just thought there was like one airport.

I go to the map. I'm like, I should probably figure out where we're shooting. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. To where we're at. Like it's near Belize city, but. Oh, there's actually a flight, what, every other hour? Oh, shit. I didn't know that.

It's Kansas. You know, P. is the airport in Kansas, is that like it's an international airport? Oh, okay, then, yeah, that makes sense. Because I'm seeing all these flights, they got to be international. What airports are not? JFK's not. I mean, LaGuardia's not international.

Oh, yeah, that's true. So, yeah, I was about to have a crazy New Year's Eve, but it ended up falling apart. Yeah, I'm glad that y'all didn't end up on a Belize. That's too much. No, I would have been fun. Going to Belize for 24 hours. It's hilarious. No, it sounds like a great time.

I just, just like, y'all palest in. We would have spent more time in the air than we would have, like, in Belize. Yeah, that's crazy. And it would have been worth just FaceTime on you guys. Like, yeah, what the fuck are y'all doing? Yeah, that would have been nasty. Baby, Dee, how was your holiday?

How was your break? I missed you. You're a liar. I tried to get it off. I'm sorry. Yeah, I hate when a nigga lie to me. No more that 20. Baby, yeah, we not, I'm about saying.

2026, I know no more niggas lying. I got, I'm telling you right now. I got my list of things I better not hear you saying in 2020. What's the list? No, I'm just, when you say that's on the list. You can't just say that. That's like saying, oh, I knew that. I knew you was going to guess seven.

Like, no, the fuck you didn't. What was your number? You had to tell you for it. It's just certain things I don't want to hear from you in 2026. Okay. And when I start to see that, you look like you're about to say it, I'm going to stop you. I'm like, don't even. But how was your holiday?

How was your break? It was awful. But thank you for asking, you know, life goes on. Life does go on. All right. That's Baby D in 2020. Clap it up. Clap it up for life.

Clap it up for life. Baby D is so depressed. Well, there's a. Maul, there's a reason why I just asked you how the year break Yeah, like, this is it fuck. I was going to just skip over that because I already knew what the answer. But I've talked about it off by you, though. You know that.

Obviously, I prayers are with you. So you and the family. So yes. Nobody has wished me a happy Founders Day. Happy Founders Day to the greatest fraternity in the entire world. Lambda, Lambda, Lambda. No. Capitalist.

I have a fraternity incorporated. We're in my Indiana University and my scroller green today. That's where it started, right? Yes. Is that the villain origin for the, The Capas, Indiana University? I wouldn't call it a villain origin. They were 10 God-faring men.

You know how the fraternity started. Somebody didn't get picked up for the pickup game. He got mad, went home and said, I'll show them. And then he went and made a group of his own friends. Well, Mole, if you must know, Indiana has the highest population of KKK members. And the 10 black gentlemen that were attending Indiana University obviously faced a lot of racism in 1909, 19-19. into 1911 when it was founded. So, yeah, it was a little bit more than being picked last for a pickup game.

It was more about survival. So they're like the Bill Russell's of the fraternity. I wouldn't put it that way, but if you want to, that's your journey. I mean, the green, Celtic green is the same. It's part of the same type of story. Well, Indiana colors are red, but, you know, this is deeper than you know what this color. See, I don't even think. Listen, it's a whole, it's another link.

I don't even want to know about it. I know nothing about it because it's a non-hazen. Happy Founders Day to you and the Capters Road. And to all of the members of Cap Alpha Siphers. Absolutely. Shout out to the guys. I went out last night for a little celebration. A 25 plus party. I was so excited when I saw the flyer.

What is a 25 plus party? So there was, Saturday night was like the young kids celebration, which I was not going to go to, but I ended up being free around 11 p.m. To go. So I stopped by real quick and lasted all of five minutes with the young. But yesterday Sunday was the R&B Day party, 25 plus for Founders Day.

I had such a good time. Oh, it was the founders. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was great. It was great to see everyone. It was the R&B party yesterday. What's funny is I was going to hit you, but I was like, I called you yesterday. I was already at the pregame.

No, but that is what's funny, baby. He was going to call you. That's weird. I literally called him yesterday and a nigger was taking shots. But he was going to call you, though. You don't understand. I'm just letting you know that he was going to call you. And you know, I love that party.

He called me. He called me and told me he was about to call you. But it's not a, this is the first time they've done it. Oh, well, I went to some cap a party with you before, whatever. Yeah. But Baby D, it's dry January. You don't need to be going to no party. I don't have to drink to go to a party.

Shh. Not the baby D. I know. Yeah, I hate people. I ain't alive. Being around humans. You can't be in no club sober. You can't be in no day party sober.

You know that. You're right. Yeah, you can't do that to yourself. Come on. See? You try and slip up. What's in that? First of all, what's in that Stanley?

Water. Let me smell it. Burb. Put. Burp in my face is crazy. That's freaked out. That's too freaky. Oh, burp, baby, dude.

What's in that cup? Nah, you got having to get each out and tell them to burp in your faith. Burp, what's up? Why? My bad, cut that out. No, we're keeping that. That's the last week down in 2020. Ain't no cut it out.

No, that's the first clip. You know, ain't no cut it out. No, we're not cutting out. Why did your brain? See, this is what happened when you don't drink. See, this is what happens when you don't drink. That's crazy that. sober.

I would have to drink to get there. On Saturday, I was going to hit you. Like, yo, Sunday, I'm going to this. But I felt like you weren't going to go all the way to Newark. Oh, it was in Jersey. Yeah. Oh, no. I was made in Newt Jersey.

It's my tribe. What? You was made where? Newt Jersey. Newt Jersey. Okay. He was made. Made in Newt Jersey.

I'm sorry. I did the test and paid the money. And it was one weekend. Okay. And then I became a number. Made being paperwork. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. Nah, hazing organization.

Do you have any resolutions that you set for yourself? Is there no drinking on Christmas Day? Is that something you're going to, are you doing Dry Jammer or did you drink with the R&B party? I drank it at the RV party. Okay, all right. Well, you got to start 2027. I didn't drink on New Year's though. I didn't, yeah, the R&B party, listen, I had social anxiety at the moment I fucking walked in there.

Thank God I went to the pregame because if I went in there dead sober, I probably would have walked out. Even though it was good to see, like, people I hadn't seen in a while. It was similar to you seeing friends. Yeah. Round in the face. Yeah, yeah. Good to kick it. with everyone.

Um, I forgot that like, women still go to parties. All that women do is go to, yeah, but like the women we would all like. Like not the IG model world. Like, there's still, there's still women in their 30s that still like go out and have a good time and are in bed by eight.

Like you would have done numbers in there. Like I feel like you would have had a new look on life, like on some Andy Dufrain shit. You would have, just saw everything differently. I always said that a day party is what I should try. You would have found your wife in there. I don't like being out like crazy late.

And I don't like that. But if I can get to a party at like one and be out of there by like five, four, I'm cool. They have food. Yeah. I did smoke hookah for the first time in, I don't know, three years. Two months. When did I smoke hookah? Never mind.

Oh yeah. No, I did when Edna and them had that shit here. you, hookah sucks. I don't know how y'all. I don't know how y'all like that. I took a pull of that shit at the pre-game. I was like,

oh, God, this is awful. I don't know how y'all like that. They ain't packed that shit. They ain't packed that shit. I know that's right, baby. No, they had chemists in there with that shit looked like a brush to poke all the holes.

Then they had a vacuum. Like, you know, little fans, like when you're hot, they had that in a tube that they were putting through the hook. I was like, yo, this is some real fucking chemistry shit. This is breaking bad

that you're doing. Yeah, I'm, cool. I've never been a hookah guy. I was never a fan of that. With the pretty women that were there, you probably would smoke some hoax. You think that I'm going to smoke who? I think you would do anything of pretty girls doing. First of all, that's crazy.

No, I'm definitely not. You might try a little fent if she's bad if she bad enough. That's when I'm, that's when I just I just love a little bit of thin off a tape. I don't lie, I don't lie. I don't want my nigga sucking too hard on a hookah. That's not really my like, you know? What's the line? That's not your aesthetic? Yeah, like if his cheeks going. Yeah, like you could pull.

fit like once but like I don't want to see no like niggas be fighting over the hookah tips when they bring it to the table and shit like this is why I don't go out because this is what they doing in the club now fighting over hookah tips yeah no I had the orange one niggins got out of hookah niggas like a big family at breakfast when the food gets put down to try to write you fighting over hookah tip for like I'm sure they have more of these in the back you're chief and why she why that girl in here chiefing the hookah yeah I'm just not a hookah fan I don't know man I just feel like these are things men men can't do smoke tricks unless you're in high school smoking weed oh like

blow like oh's with like I there was somebody there was a dude doing doing this at the day party

is the craziest fucking thing ever stop stop touching your dimple and making an oh in the

fucking air oh my god like no girl is looking at you like hmm that's that's that's him right there

yeah I don't know man if they do it if they do it with the vaid I'm not fucking nobody smoke a vaid

but if they do it the vape, it looks more cool. You can't do it with the hookah. Well, I'm glad everybody is back safe. Let's have a great year. Let's have a fun year. Were you at the inauguration? No, I was not at the inauguration for Zoran

Mamdani. He was inaugurated as the mayor of New York City since we've been gone. How do you feel about it, though? But honestly, did you vote Zoran? I'm officially a resident of New Jersey. Oh, yes, yes, I forgot. Damn, you couldn't vote.

But you're. would have the one the one time i've ever wanted like me to be famous was at the dmv i was there from eight a m till maybe three p.m like consular i've never in my life there's gonna sound like i've never in my life but god i hope somebody recognizes me but why why because the dmv just takes everyone's trying to do um their fucking inspections too like oh yeah jersey only has so many dmds it's not like new york where you go to the sneak one downtown by world trade that nobody knows about. Well, thanks for telling everybody.

It's a whole fucking process. The whole time I'm just like, hmm, who looks young enough? Yeah. Who may know the pod? Yeah. That's not. Listen, that's a real thing.

Sometimes you walk in a, you got to catch the eye contact with the right person and be like, yo, listen, I'm gonna bypass all of this. Like, I need to get out of here in like an hour. That's real. I know what Rory's saying.

Like, sometimes you do walk in and be like, I'm not that guy, but it's like, I'm also. not trying to be in here for six hours though awful and i almost even considered having to bring a morrow but i fixed it because i was like what if i'm there for a while and on top of that when i got to the because you go from waiting room to waiting room to line to line to line yeah i get to like the final boss like i'm like looking up waiting for from my number and his Spanish dude sits directly next to me my jr's

madge there's mad seats um reeking of fucking cigarette like reeking of cigarettes hands me his ticket and goes that's probably him right now hand me his ticket and goes yo I'm gonna go outside and smoke I'm gonna look through the window put your hand up when my number's cold

he didn't ask me and then walked away he didn't ask me he handed me the ticket and like in reaction I had my headphones and I'm like what and then said that shit

and walked out and I looked behind it's a glass shit and he's just standing there smoking and he said put your hand up he's looking at you through the window like then mind you

he chain smoked like three cigarettes then comes back in he's like they got a screen outside bro I'm good I said I wasn't right to my hand regardless you think I was looking for your number he was like you know he was off the clock like you don't worry you ain't on the clock no one I can see the screen from outside

then in the middle because I was trying to register my car too because I still have New York plates and everything and this woman goes it's my union mandated break I said well how long does that take 30 minutes I said where the fuck do you want We were in the middle of paperwork and she had to go take her break. I was like, yo, what the, you want me to sit?

That's crazy. And it's like a bunch of different boots. So then the woman next to her tells me, hey, you should go back in the waiting room on the cameras. It's going to look like she left a customer. I said she went on her break. Now you're telling me to go back in the line because she was on her break. But she didn't lose your spot in the line, no. Okay.

That's cool. As long as you didn't lose your spot in the line. I had to wait another 30 minutes. Yeah, no, I feel you. I feel you. We had maybe five minutes left a paperwork. Like you could have just. You could have just.

let me get this over with. Yeah. Well, you got it over with it. Yeah. It's all good. But, I mean, shout out to Zoran. I mean, I felt seen when he came in the cab. I was like, finally, a politician that gets us.

Yeah. You think he held that cab? Do you think he held that cab? That cab has been booked for about two weeks. Oh, look at that cab drover. Yeah, come on, man. I've never seen someone that looks like that driver cab. Oh, man.

New York, New York. Got to love it. Well, Zoramam, Doni, is the official mayor. So we have to see what he does. does with the city and what changes what things happen good i mean good luck to you guys now i'm in i'm in the garden state you're you're you're in jersey you're you're out the way yeah and i had to go to uh to the party with my my paper license you know what that's like in nork when everyone at the door is wearing bulletproof vests and their cops like that's how nork gets down as far as door people

they're like this is a piece of paper i was like what the fuck do you want me the dmv gave me oh for your id yeah because i don't even have the oh okay okay got you so you don't have your old new york I take it. I would have said I lost it. I don't have it anymore. You can't get in. What club has let you in? No, I'm saying the DMV.

Oh, Newark doesn't take your New York ID? If you're switching, yeah, they took my. No, what I'm saying is you took, he didn't have a physical ID. No, I'm talking about the DMV. You should have told them you lost your ID. Oh, I don't have it anymore. I don't even have my New York ID. Oh, see?

Oh, you mean when he was getting a switch over? Yeah, that's all I don't. I'm never, I've never done this before. Oh, my bad. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know.

You could do that. I hate some of my new to crime. I mean, you can lose your idea. So what they're going to say? No, you didn't? Like, they're going to say, no, you didn't. You lying to see your pocket. I see it.

Like, yo, I don't have my old idea. I can't turn it in. And there's so many things that I realize, like, I'm not an adult. Like, doing things for the first time at 35 is like kind of embarrassing. Even to the point that I've switched plates when I got my new car. And Loyon was like, you never sent your plates in. I was like, why would I? do that. He said, bro, that's illegal.

Jesus Christ. I was like, they've been sending my, I didn't, where do I ship them to? You just put them in a mailbox? Like, Loyon is really my father. Like, he really has to tell me so many things at my big age of like, bro, you didn't know that? Nah, same. No, you're saying to me. I know he'd be feeling like, yo, what the fuck? I'm like, bro, I know.

I did everything illegal for years. But he said it to me, like, everyone knows you have to send your place back. Like, that's literally illegal. That I do know. Where do you ship them? To the DMV. I don't know the address. What you mean? I'm not going to the post office license, what? Oh, or you can just pull up to the DMV and drop them off. I guess.

Yeah. I picked up my other plates at 30 Rock. Okay. I'm not like, I literally went and I was like, why is, why is the license plate spot the same place as SNL? And picking up license plates in a neighborhood you can't park in is the craziest thing in the world. Yeah. Like, where did you park at? I double parked and ran in.

You did? You got that off? No ticket? Of course I got a ticket. Okay. I'm about to say that on that block. Same ticket I put in. Oh, okay.

Yes. Got it. Of course I got a ticket. So much shit. happens since we've been going baby d really where do we start shit it's been some interesting stuff it's been some funny stuff some crazy stuff but where do we start i want to get on you know what i'm saying doche you know getting on the ass and rory

prediction being right go rory out the gate true prediction of the year out the fucking gate one of the things that rory predicted was that doche and cizzo would have a collab this year well i said well listen i said it was gonna be number one so let's not give me too many flowers here it's gonna be a number one it's gonna be a slow burn We're going to get this to number one. They're going to work it. It is a good record, though.

I really do like the drink. I love that record. I didn't think I would love it. I loved it. It's really good. She dished y'all a little bit in it, which I love. Like, you know. Wait, what?

What? Sorry, I'm joking. She didn't. But she dissed the industry plant allegations. I've never called Dochy the industry plant, though. That's separate from my last sentence. I said I was joking when it came to dissing you. But she didn't.

You're confusing white streamers. Okay, I'm sorry. She came at the industry plant allegations. She also addressed the people. One of my favorite lines is when she said, like, y'all be coming at my sisters, like my fellow sisters, fellow female rappers about pussy rap. Like, I rap about my pussy too.

Like, don't, y'all ain't going to do that separation shit. Like, I fucked with her for that. So she did an amazing job. I love that song. Yeah, I mean, Dogey's obviously not pussy rap, but she raps about her pussy a lot, which is fine. At least there's, like, I don't think Doja Cat's a pussy rapper, but she raps about her pussy a lot.

I don't think Nikki's a pussy rapper, but raps about her pussy a lot. Yeah. They all have one. there's that. I mean, Big Pun has a song called My Dick. Is it good? My Dick, My Dick, My Dick.

Class. My Dick, My Dick. Okay. Thank you so much for that. Thank you. Did you keep a row. But no, I did like the record. Did you have the inside scoop?

Did you know this was coming? No, I swear to God, I did. It just makes the most sense going into 2026 with what TDE is doing. So why wouldn't you do that? Yeah. Does this mean Dochi is, coming with an album soon. You got rap album in the year, 2025.

I mean, TDE typically does longer cycles between artists, but it's a different time. I can see Dochi coming out first quarter if she's leading with a Cizzer record to start the year. Oh, she's definitely trying to first quarter. If they're going to wait, like, of course they're going to work, work this record. But I think this was more of a, I hate to say statement because it sounds kind of corny. but I think this is just a way of saying Dochi is going to be dropping constantly this year. Like it's not going to be some quiet disappear.

You got a Grammy. Let's wait until 2027 and do the Allure thing. I think Dochi's going to be dropping all year. All year? And I don't even know if this makes the album. No, this song's definitely making the album. I don't know if it makes that. I hear what he's saying.

I don't know if mixed out. I think there's... You have a scissors record that doesn't make you out. I think there's 15 Dochi's Cizzer records right now, just on a hard drive somewhere. Yeah, but it's a reason they put. this out first. It was more of a statement. It definitely got everybody. It did what it was supposed to do. Outside of Dochi, rapping really well into being a good song. It got people talking about the streamers shit.

She addressed everything that people have been saying in 2025, going in 2026. I think she wanted to address that shit. And now we're moving on. I think there's another bigger Cizzer record that would be on that album. And I also think to me, this is like a Lucy. This just works so well. And not a Lucy because it's not good. I just want to call it. No, Lucy, I don't mean it. Yeah. I think also it was perfect to release right now.

This would be the time to release it because it's a very much like girl motivation song. Like it gives like you and you go, you go girl. It gives the same vibe as that song. So releasing it right before the new year when all the girls are making their new year's resolutions

is perfect. For real. I'm sure that that was considered in the marketing of this fucking song. Like the song is called Girl Get Up. So if y'all think that she has more or scissors features. Do y'all feel like this is a

like a collab album? No. No. No, I don't. But I think they just have a lot of records together and this was one that maybe wouldn't make sense for the album but was a good statement piece coming into the year for what they're going to roll out with Doji.

Okay. But I don't think that they pull back. I think Dochi drops. If it's not a full album, first quarter, I do think we're going to get two or three more records pretty soon. I think how album is coming out in the first quarter. Yeah.

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Well, that's because it was real life. But seriously, I'm glad that I'm hit boy and his family. Everybody is safe. But his studio was burglarized. Three times. Three times. Two different studios. Yeah.

I don't know, you know, what exactly they're looking for. But yeah, it's just good that he took this and used this as, you know, some creative energy. Yeah. And I like it, man. I like when artists go through shit like this and they turn it over and create art out of it. I mean, it's real life shit. So, but the fortunate thing is that nobody, you know, his family is safe and nothing that he really, you know, would miss was taken and things like that. Like all of his belongings and jewelry and obviously Grammys and things like that.

Like everything is still with him. So that was a good thing. I just don't, I don't get it. This is at Chalice, which is a major recording studio where Hit Boy used to have a spot at. That's his new studio. Those are two different ones. If you're not stealing the MPC microphone, like what do you think he's keeping in there?

The laptop. No, these fucking losers just broke the laptop out of frustration with their fucking immature anger. Like what are y'all trying to do here? Well, they're probably looking for jewelry. It could have. I mean, he mentioned that in the record. They were looking for jewels.

It was in the safe. But like, I just don't, if you guys are 0 for 3, Why do we keep, you're just going into his new studio to break his laptop? Like, y'all look like fucking losers. That's some real loser-ass shit. Well, stick up kids are losers. But, I mean, away from that.

It takes 70, like, how dumb are you? It takes 70 y'all to break into a fucking recording studio. All right, but aside from that, Rory, my question is, what kind of security measures are at your studio? Like, how do they keep getting in? Oh, well, the chat, and I didn't want to get on some, because I know a lot of our listeners don't even know what Chalice is. That's what confused the fuck out. I mean, and Chalice is 24 hours. Where the fuck was everybody?

but this is not. This second one is not Chalice, but that first one looked like his door at Chalice Studios. But then again, there was a murder in the Puff Dock at Chalice, and that just disappeared. Yeah, man, I don't know. Yo, Chalice, I don't even know who owns Chalice.

I've worked out of there a bunch of times. I want no smoke with y'all, but something is weird at Chilis Studios in Los Angeles. They tried to break in a hit boy shit twice. There was some crazy shit that happened in your bathroom. What the fuck is going on at that studio? that doesn't look like Chalice that looks like his new spot

yeah no the second one when they're with the lights are on that's definitely the new spot but I like I don't know I guess I'm just not that committed to

to the robbery game oh for two and then you're going to go for a third time yeah we missed it we got to go back we got to go back and hopefully he left it through this time but I'm glad he's safe though man and don't like

y'all trying to move like Oceans 11 for thousands of dollars. Like you need that many guys for an unproven robbery. Yeah. That third one had like 15 guys to split between one MacBook. Yeah. I don't know how how heavy is that door that you need all them guys? But what are they looking for though? What do they think he keeps in the studio? Like do anything keeps a bunch of cash and jewelry? Is it just jewelry? I think there's probably to your point somebody that's probably been in the studio with Hit Boy has like

a plus one or someone around and was like y'all seen you hit had 20K and he may have just had that on him that day and they that's what I think all right well or or he's hiding to fucking national treasure in there and he left some things out of those bars that we don't know about

I don't like he may have the Da Vinci code in there and we just don't fucking know yeah that's just I don't know but Either way, I think the security measures or whatever needs to be stepped up. Because if they keep burglarizing the studio, it's like, all right, what are we doing? Yeah. We got to move. At this point, we got to get a whole new spot.

Well, I mean, out of everything, I'm glad he was never there for anything. Yeah. And that, you know, because that can always turn bad. So I'm very happy, Stephen. I'm very happy how he handled this. And the video is incredible. The verses are incredible. I just feel like I would never break into anyone's studio.

But with that said, if I knew it was hit boys, I'm taking. your hard drive. Yeah. I need these beats. Where are all the throwaway Nas records that do? Like, I'm selling Nas versus on Patreon

at this point. That's what I'm saying. I would have went straight from the laptop. Like, I need this. I know he got them Nas versus on his

somewhere. You know how expensive the mic is and what the fuck are y'all doing? That's what I'm like, they're just looking for. I guess just quick shit, jewelry and cash.

Yeah. But luckily, you know, hit boy is safe. His family is safe. And hopefully, you know, they step up the security measures

at the studio because obviously they're looking for something and they might be bad. Yeah, I mean, shit, we got security downstairs 24 hours. So if you want to steal mall's hoodies, you got to go through them. Breaking into still hoodies is great. Your family, I just gave you.

You didn't have to break the door. I saw them all's late the other day. Like, I got to have it. You can have it, man. You ain't got to break nothing in here, man. You can have it. Take it, man. Did you guys pay attention to any of the Fab, Mano, Dave East, 50, Jim Jones,

saga. No, what are you talking about? What happened? I have no idea what's going on. They're a little less rap about it. Christmas special. What happened? What's going on?

Rory, what happened? It's 50 bullying people again? What is he doing? Well, first of all, Fab got off. Let's start there. I keep telling you how Fab is the most underrated rap of all time. I've said that before.

Fab has had probably... That's a big statement. No, it's not. It's a real statement. First of all, the average life's fan of a rapist, how many years, worry? Two albums, depending on how you want to spread those out. So we know that.

Fab has been out since the late 90s. I don't know. Fab is a legend. He doesn't drop albums like that. So he's not, you know what I mean? He might give you a freestyle. We still, we still asking for a soul tape around the holidays. He ain't gave us that yet.

He didn't put them on DSPs, though. So, okay, cool. But like, Fab has been consistently in conversations, consistently, you know, on songs. and giving us verses over almost over 25 years probably, right? Yeah, definitely over 25 years. And like, it's still in this type of shape. But I, all right, I think that's probably a young,

a little bit younger generation than mine would feel like he's underrated. Because to me, I think maybe people get fab with his singles, the records he does with girls. Like, I say, I think people, I think people don't realize clue tape fab. And that's how we were introduced to Fav. So we've always known FAB is one of the better rappers in New York, period. I say underrated because more people know FAB for Instagram and captions and what he wears than for his music. Right?

And then, because when we have conversations, when we get to talking about the best from New York and this, that type, FAB is very rarely in anybody's conversation when you say the best of New York. People put Jada kiss in that conversation. I mean, as they should. Yeah, but I'm saying FAB is probably have better. albums than Jada? No. I mean, I watched the verses. No.

I think Fab has better mixtapes. Mix tapes, maybe, but not albums. Not albums. Than Jada? Fab is not a, Fab's albums are not with a hero. He doesn't have bad albums, but they're not his strong. Fab has better albums than Jada Kiss, bro. Kiss the death and kiss the game goodbye.

I don't know if Fab has. Street Dreams? Street Dreams is great. I just don't think it's better than Kiss of Death. Bro, Fab has better albums. than Jada kids and I love both of them but what's my albums I think quietly young OG is his best album that it and that's the one they did together right no no that's the that album is crazy to me insane but when I'm saying young OG I'm crazy to me like I don't Jada is not known at least you know the people

that I in my circle he's not known for having great albums he's known for having great verses great bars great songs fab is probably having great mixtapes yeah he's not known for having great albums. His albums are not bad, but he's not known for his albums. He's known for his mixtapes. I don't know if, I don't know if, I don't know if jada's all his mixtapes. I don't know. Mix tapes and singles is probably what the casual fan knows fad for. I don't know if jada has a better album than street dreams. I don't know if he has a better album. Can we pull up the street dreams, uh, track list? Because I mean, once you get, obviously he has more albums than jada, but I like, like, Loso's way is cool, but I don't

know if that's touching kiss of death. Street Dreams had great singles. I like it, but I don't think people revere it as like, Fab is top tier in New York, but if you were to compare him amongst his peers that are top tier, his catalog as far as albums go does not equal to the same. And it's an unfair comparison too with Kiss because his first two projects were with a group, both of which are better than any fab project. No, no, no, that's not.

You can't bring the locks. You can't bring the locks into his argument. There's very few rappers, period, that have ever put out anything better than we are the streets. Yeah, but that's a group. That's like one of the greatest New York City out of the area. That's a group, though. That's what I'm saying. It's a little unfair, but I feel like if Kiss was solo his whole career, he would probably have a higher output of solo stuff that I think would rival Fab.

But that's more of a hypothetical. That's why I mean, that's, listen, that's subjective. It's who you like. Me personally, I feel like Fab has a better discography than Jada. Now, I'm not going to say Fab is a better rapper than Jada. I think Fab is a better artist than Jada for sure. But I don't think, I think Jada is probably the better rapper. So I would agree with you with better discography because in the discography, I'm counting the mixtapes.

If I'm taking the mixtapes off the table, I'm giving it to Jada. But if I'm counting the mixtapes, I'm agreeing with you. If you're talking about discography in total. I mean, it's just a lot. Locks albums aside, I don't think that Jada has a better discograp. Separate conversation as far as far as. as solo go, I think Stiles P is the best individual catalog out

of the Lops. Yeah, I agree with that. Gangster and a gentleman is the best solo project period to me from anyone from the lot. I would say, should, time is money. Ghost got a lot of great, great solo albums. I put him over Kiss as far as that part. Yeah. But, I mean, I hear you.

I guess you could put FAB is the most underrated. I don't know if I put him there. I don't think FAB is under. I don't think he might be the most talented of the under. rated but I don't think he's the most underrated rapper. Who you think is the most underrated rapper? That was. Peach.

I don't want to sit in. Who Pete said? Who he said Murphy Lee? I forgot Pete is a Murphy Lee fan. You forgot? That's something you ain't story. Every time he said I could laugh. Any chance he gets, tell me that he says it.

So I don't know why I keep forgetting it. But yeah. All right. What do you mean by you mean underrated as far as like people that are mainstream? Because like if we're getting in the nerd part, like, I think you'd be like, Fonte is one of the most underrated. You're saying like mainstream rap. This is why I say, this is why I say underrated. Because when he put this, you know, gets a disc record out, right?

I saw how everybody's reacting to it going crazy. And I'm like, this is like. That's nothing. That's light. To me, that's like, he was jogging. He was jogging. That's like, that's like layup line and he just got like, you know, the breakaways unbuttoned. And like, he just got a little style on the layup line.

That wasn't, to me, that wasn't. To me, that wasn't Fab going like crazy? Like, I was like, yeah, no, that's what Fab, but that's what he do. Like, he can roll out of bed and turn the mic on to do that. Yeah. So when I say underrated, because I saw everybody like, oh shit, Fab, yo, no, he went crazy. And I'm just like, that was light, like, to me. But I understand it because a lot of times Fab don't put out songs, you don't put out music.

You know, around the holidays, he'll give us a nice little visual, put a freestyle out. Yeah. But then other than that, it's like, you know, we don't know. We just getting pictures when he doing his residency in Vegas or, you know what I'm saying? He on vacation. It's like you don't really, a lot of these newer cast, they don't really know to me. They don't know how dope fab really is. You know what I hate that the internet does to rapper sometimes?

When y'all type out their lyrics, yeah, it does look whack sometimes. They do that to Fab. They do it to Big Sean sometimes. Like, yeah, if you type out that we get so fly that you can't swat us, yeah, reading that on Twitter that sounds like a whack. bar but the way he delivered it in the scheme like i think it's so unfair is the delivery that's why i just hate sometimes when it's put it like they'll be putting up big shaw and i'm like yeah of course that sounds bad when you just fucking read it yeah he delivered it in a certain way that's part of being that's a big shan horny ass walking the studio don't really say ass ass ass ass i start

fucking crying yeah that was a freak out of party mm-hmm but i will sit a house up on that ass that's an ass state But see, but when you say it that way, it's like, that's not fair. Don't do that. Don't kill the bar like that. Don't do that. Don't do that, man. Please don't do that.

But no, I'm with you. Fab was, he was chilling. He's underrated, man. I don't care what y'all say. Fab, underrated. I agree he's underrated. I've always said.

He's underrated. Y'all talk about a whole lot of other midniggas way more than y'all talk about Fab. What was that, um, that window shopper line? When 50 was trying to say he was going to buy the studio. So he was just window shopping. Yo, Fab went fucking nuts on that. I feel like,

I feel like 50 and you guys know I'm biased and kind of take 50 side all the time. Fad went in and I haven't heard shit but an Instagram post from 50. 50 ain't rapping. You don't think 50 about the rap.

Do something. He told you. He posted. He said after the new year, you know, he had to do the shit with Ryan C. Chris. I don't like that. Nah. No, see, that's the problem. Y'all be wanting to chef. 50 comes from the school of him and game.

Nah, no, no, no. If someone comes out Tuesday, I'm coming out on Wednesday. You can't rush the chef. That's your problem. That you be mad when the fries is that. He invented this, this, rushing the chef? Then you be mad when the fries is nasty? No, no, no.

It's a whole different 50 we get now, though. He's not about the rap. You're waiting on 50 to rap. You're going to be waiting for it. I don't think, I don't, I do not see a world with 50 response to Mayno, Jim, Fab. Did Davies this 52? Oh, was it like a Voltron with them? Did they all like go at him?

Yeah. So I don't see a world where 50 is rapping with those guys. He's not going back and forth with those guys on. on wax. I don't think so. Here's my, and I mean this. They're going to show up to the studio.

It's going to be a Marshall Padlock on there. It's going to say the building has been sold. That's the game. That's with 50 playing at now. 50 playing in that world. Like he going to buy the block that you record. That building you record, you're showing.

He now owns that block. Y'all pay him rent. That's the petty game that 50's in there. He's in that world. 50 is not going to the booth, laying down bars, going back at Fab, Jim, Mayno, and Dave.

He's not doing. that. I don't see 50 doing that. I agree with you. I just thought he would have moved faster in this regard. Because you went online and said all the shit about the squatters thing, this and that. And I mean this respectfully, I thought, you know, East and Jim did great. Cool. You need to reply to that. Like rapping? Something. I'm asking you. You want 50 to wrap? There's no way he has lost that part of him where he's going to wait till the new year. Okay, I'm asking you a question. He did that while he was doing something else and I just want to know what it is.

I'm asking you. You think 50 is going to rap? I think he's going to buy Englewood, New Jersey and take Fab's house. Do you think he's going to rap? It's a direct question. Yes or no? No. No.

Okay. That's all I'm saying. 50 is not rap. But he's not, those days, though. I don't think 50 is writing new rap's disc records going that dudes. Like, I just don't see him lending that much, you know, energy to it. Now, again, his petty, his petty game is on the other, is on the business side now. He goes that right.

He's been clear about that. That's what he does. That's the world he's in. Like, I'm just going to go. the business route and then make y'all work for me somehow somewhere y'all work for me now i see that happening but he tried to say that and fab addressed it we're still in our studio you can buy shit yet yet because because even how to pod had a pod is hilarious we better get distant how to pod i would not feel offended if we weren't distant how to pod but i mean 50 even backtracked a bit too

because it looked like he was talking to the owner and they had owed a bunch of money and then they paid their debts and even 50 was like, all right, they paid their debts, they're cool now. Like he even had, he backtracked a bit on Instagram too. This isn't the 50 I know.

That's all I'm saying. I think Fab has him a little rattled. That's all. A little rattled. We're going to see. I mean, I'm only doing this to instigate fun, not. No, no, this is all, listen,

this is all great. I think that, you know, Fab, Jim, East, and Mayno all agree that it's been great for them. You know, it's good. back and forth, you know, their views are probably, you know, well, definitely doing great because of this. You know, it adds to it.

You get into it back and forth with 50, more eyes are on you. Momentum changes. Like, it's good for business. Just like, like, like, like, Meno said in the interview, I saw a couple weeks ago. So you said, it's great for business. Yeah. You know, when 50, when you beefing with 50, it's great for business. So it's fun.

I mean, the fact that they went in the booth and rapped and the drop joints, I like that. I was like, okay. Like this, that's what y'all are rappers. y'all want to rap. I like that. I respect that. I think they did what they were supposed to do. Now we just wait and see what 50 does when he got the ball.

That's all. Listen, man. Fad went light on the nuke that he could have went in on. He's waiting for round two, Paul. Yeah? Come on, man. After all, everything that was in the paperwork? Ah, but he also got to play a cool, too.

Everybody got dirt. Come on now. Fair. Okay. Go do that. Yes, you're not wrong there. I'm just saying the amount of entangras that FAB, which I understand saving it for let.

Like you just got to check the temperature right away. But the amount of joy flips that FAB is capable of is absolutely inside. You playing with the last name Joy and everything that we read in that paperwork? Yeah, but that's, you know, again, that I think you don't. You got Vlad interviewing everyone that fuck somebody. with Diddy, there's a lot of shit that FAB just had to play with. Yeah, of course. But you know, everybody got history.

Yeah, everybody got history, man. It's just who's going to go about it more clever. That's what it is. And I think you give Fab the word joy in round two is a little crazy. We're going to see. It's going to be fun to watch, though. 50 said he, you know, he'd get into it. So we just got to sit back and wait and watch to see what happens.

All right. So if you wrap, and we can close this, but I do want to ask you all, If you rap in round one and then he replies with some type of business acrimate or some type of technique like buying the studio or something like that, do you rap again? No. How do you reply that? You buy your studio back. From him? But what's the number?

We need it back. Like, yeah. That's the gate. That's where we at, Roy. You find a new studio and you let that shit die off in the wind before you embarrass yourself further. Here's the, all right. maybe just because, you know, I've been in therapy and my egos and what it was.

Buying my studio, I would just go get another studio. Like, that wouldn't bother me that much. Nah, it disrupts things. If I'm not renting somewhere and you end up going to the land. Like, it's called gentrification. It happens all the time. No, no, no. If I had to get out of my studio, I'd be like, well, I guess you're going to another one.

Your enemy could come and buy this motherfucker up. You're going to be pissed. Buying the studio that I rent isn't crazy. Like, if Jazzo went to the Rockefeller auction and bought 33.3% of Rockafah. Now I'm feeling a fucking way. Like that would bother me. But just fucking buying a building of rent.

That's not really a stat to me. Like I literally just, we'll be back on Monday. Okay. All right. Well, we're going to wait and see. It's going to be fun to watch, though. I think there's going to be fun to watch. But I am glad that people got a chance to really, you know,

sit with that fad verse and really go online and give fabulous flowers. but to me that was like that was just confirmation that oh y'all don't know how dope fab really is because y'all going crazy over that verse which he got off he got off on on that verse but that that proves that fab is underrated and i think some people are just happy to hear fab again oh no that was yeah that a lot of it too like people just you know how many times you know how many times i've told a family what the something my niggas sold something so food so burr i don't know Give us soul something. Nigel like even if you do that every year around the holiday, that's it.

Like it's light. Like that's just an easy, that's so easy for Fab to do every year. Like just put a couple records together and drop it around things. Like, but he abandoned us like a family member around the holidays. It was the Tink series was always around Christmas. Then it was the salt. Yeah, man. Every holiday was fab.

Thanksgiving and drop like, that's what we always expected. And now there's no presents under the Christmas tree. And now, and now he's a. podcaster so it's like we really ain't getting no fucking soul tape now. We should thank 50 though because I feel like that maybe woke Fab up.

I think Fab saw the reaction of everyone and maybe is reconsidering. All right maybe people do want to a tape for me right now. So I hope that's... People are very vocal about that with Fab. Like they've been vocal about that thing. I mean artists live in their own bubble sometimes

and I'm not saying Fab would be insecure by any stance, but artists sometimes are like, I don't know. Like when you get a little older and hip hop being perceived as a young man's games like do people really want to hear from me am I the old guy at the club like I think a lot of older artists go through that whereas I don't think that's the case with fab clearly because he's in shape and everyone love the verse but I can see him being in his head about that type of stuff like yeah but I don't understand that I want to be the old head still he has a Vegas residency well that's

because he has a thousand hit records that's what I'm saying so it's like people still want to hear you yeah if you get off of the Vegas residency that means people want to to hear you. People still want to see you perform. You got, like you said, you got classic records. You got classic verses. People love that shit. Even whereas Jim Jones may not have as many hits as Fab, we've seen what Jim has done with the second half of his career with his catalog.

Like, we want to hear from Jim Jones. Yeah. Second half of his catalogs, they fucking, I'm saying, Favb should look at that. Like, no, we all love everything Jim Jones puts out. His albums are incredible. You don't think we want to hear from you too? Yeah, man. Well, I was glad we got that, man.

So shout out to the guys, man. Squatters rights is the name of the. the squaders rights you're looking at you're looking at what rapist hat also the wildest law wildest law all the time

the fact that that's still on the books oh man like I thought they would have got rid of that when they got rid of like burning witches in Salem like why is this legal somebody could do this speaking of Davies before we get off this did you see the footage of him

at his squatters residency he was squatting and there was a producer there trying to get Dave on one of his artist's albums. And apparently this producer played Dave back in the day, didn't give him a beat when he was still up and coming. And Dave said, nah, fuck that. I like it.

You tried to play me back then? I like it, Dave. I like that. And it was done respectfully. Dave wasn't, you know, he wasn't disrespecting the guy. He was just like, yo, when I ain't had no name, I ain't had no motion, no buzz, I couldn't get nothing from you. Well, yeah.

Now that the table's turn. I hate that. Like, nah, you niggas was. and paying attention to me when nobody else was paying attention to me. Well, yeah, I wasn't the only one. Like, fuck. Why, I had to be the first one to pay attention to your ass. Now that I got some buzz in the name, don't come asking me to do a joint with you.

Well, now it makes sense. Now you have buzz in a name, so now you are a value to me. But you know what? Now I also have leverage, too. No. Oh, okay. I mean, that's fine. That's all that was.

That's why I respect that. Because now when you got leverage as well, no, I'm cool. Respectfully, though. Like, it's all good. You know what I mean? But we not. We can't do no. We can't work together, though.

I would only feel that way if I asked me, like, really try to play me out. Yeah. Like, at that point, yeah, I'm going to be 50 level of petty. Like, I'll actually agree to it, book the session, and I'm not even showing up. Like, I would go that far. If you try, if you disrespect to me when I just simply ask y'all, I'm up and coming. I'd love to work with you. And you, like, played me out.

Then I'd feel that way. But I don't know. I mean, in this business, if you can't be used, you're useless. Like, I totally understand if a producer was like, no i'm cool right now yeah but i like everyone's not supposed to reply to everybody that says you're right you're right you're right like you're right but if you do it in an arrogant nasty way then yes day should play him out times 10 all right but let's have another another part of this conversation just because i'm not like hot right don't mean that you hot well obviously you

coming over here wanting to work for me i'm hot enough i like your beats i like your production But you ain't alchemist. You ain't Timberland. Like, you ain't dumb niggers we understand if they don't respond to Dave East. Like, and I'm just speaking how I feel like Dave might look at it. Like, homie had a buzz. He did a lot of like work with Cam and shit like that. He might not be nominated for no Grammys no time soon, though.

You get what I'm saying? So, yes, you're a producer. You got some songs out here in the space that's lit, that's popping right now. I'm on to come up, but I feel like I could do some dope shit on your records. I don't know if every artist is just because you're not hot because just shut it down.

Now, if you were one of those, again, you're a legacy art producer and then it's like, I'm an artist on the come up and I'm coming to you like, yo, Alchemist, can I get, you one of my favorite producers. I need a, I can understand

alchemist shutting our artists down and that. But if you just, if you're working with niggas that I'm chilling with every day, you working with Cam and, you know, whoever else, it's like, I'm from Harlem. I can't get a beat.

Like, come on, bro. Like, I can understand why Dave took that a little, like, bro, you working with niggas that I'm in the studio with every day. And again, we don't know the full story of this entire thing. So I want to say we are kind of expecting. Yeah, we're just having a conversation about it. Let's put you, let's put yourself in that producer shoes. I got a little traction now.

I'm working with Cam, Votto. I'm in the position of trying to hustle and get my shit to the biggest people. They're working with me. But this was before, this was before. This is way before. This is way before. that's the premise. He denied Davies way before that.

Like, no, if I got these beats that I think are incredible, I'm trying to get them to the best person right now. When was Dave trying to get a beat from him before he, like, when he first started rapping? Yeah. I don't know if that's when he first started rap. I think Dave had a, he already had a name. He wasn't as, he didn't have the name that he has now.

But I don't think Dave bumped into this dude when he was writing his first rap. And was like, yo, can I get a beat? I don't think that's how to happen. I say this respectfully to it, just because my relationship of Wayno, how I was really introduced. two Davies was through Wayno. Once

Wayno was leading the ship, I don't know if there was a producer that was turning down working with Davies. So this had to have been before that. No, no, it don't have to have been. It could have been very. Especially in the connections just Wayno had because he's been in this industry for so long and has been

such a pivotal person. If Wayno says something's hot, we're going to believe it. And of course, Davies ended up being fucking nice. It's not like Waino was going to co-sign him. I don't think there's any. I don't think there's any producer that's telling Wayno and Dave East at that time, nah, I think this was before then.

No, I think this happened around that time. Oh, and if that's the case, then I'm going to be a dick. Yeah, as I'm saying. Like, I'm not hot as cam. You can't see a producer on his own individual grind. I'm not trying to think about everyone else. I'm trying to get my beats to the biggest artists. I'm not wasting this beat on somebody that I don't know is proven yet.

Like, we're all hustling in our own individual worlds. I understand that. But what I'm saying is sometimes certain producers that shut artists down, they don't really be in a position to shut artists now. You grinding and hustling just like I'm grinding. We both out here selling nicks and dimes, nigga. We ain't moving weight yet. Like, yeah.

There's artists I tried to work with on my first project that respectfully said no. And then after the first one came out was like, yeah, it's work. Yeah, they needed proof. Which I didn't find that offensive at all. They need proof of course. I need to know like, what is this? All right, which artist shut you down? I'm not going to get into that.

Because that's, yeah, I don't want to get into. Why? He's the artist. It's the album. I'm not asking him to gossip about somebody else. He might still want to work with them again. And sometimes people aren't too keen on that. Like being mentioned on podcast.

On letting people know that they shut me down once, but then we work together. What's the problem with that? Yeah, you shut me down the first time, but we did end up working together. What's the problem with him? A lot of people in the beginning were like, well, let me hear some shit. like as far as not just here beats when you put records out I need to see what the reaction

of the shit is gonna be like because I was halfway done with the album before I even put the first single out yeah like you never you're not proven in that space yet like as far as like people that's why I wasn't offended like nobody was like playing me out

they was just like I feel like like I want to be the first one I feel like Dave had traction yeah he just wasn't as popular as he is now today but I don't think that he went to him when he was just trying to like put his first song out. I don't think that's how happened.

I think it happened. He had traction and he had motion. Dude probably didn't feel like his motion was enough. And he shut him down. And then now here we are. You asking me for nine, and I can't do it. Respectfully.

I love that respect. Listen, man, the worst part is when you're trying to work with the artist before they're super popular and then they fucking blow up. And now it's like, fuck. Should have got that verse before. Who was it that you wanted to do that way? And then they got huge. And you were like, fuck.

Ironically, the... The woman that everyone thinks I just like. Dochi. Oh, my God. 2016, seven albums, harassing Reza-Yoke. You know, this girl's girl is so fucking good. I want to work with her. Shit.

Two beats on the first album were specifically made for Dochi. Yeah. And one on this album was made for the Dixon Joint. Keep manifesting. Keep manifesting. Keep manifesting. It was hilarious. No, for real. Keep manifesting that it happened.

that's like if somebody is starving and you're like yo keep manifesting but he's not starving he's fine I know I know that but I'm just saying San Tal was somebody to keep manifesting like Yeah I don't want him to talk about it like it'll never happen

It may happen one day I hope that it happens for you Because I know how much you love Dochi So I hope one day you do what Let the internet tell Who gives a fuck about the internet That's another thing You?

First of all I don't give a fuck about the internet I don't give a fuck about the internet It's 2026 Rory gives a fuck about the internet Let's start, let's start 2026 with honesty. I thought I did not care about the internet. I like that. I respect that, Roe.

I thought. I thought. There was the time in 2025 that I thought I did not care about the internet. I am here to tell you guys. I found out in 2025 that I care about the internet. If that shit ain't affected by my money or my motherfucking safety, I don't give a fuck about that shit. my money and my family.

They were outside my house. I know. That's fine. It's not fine. That's bad. It's horrible, horrible. But that's what I'm saying. If it ain't affected my money and my safety,

I don't get a fuck about what the fuck. Everybody wanted to be the main character until this time, huh? I want to be the main character. I don't want to go viral. Y'all want to go viral? Look, y'all want to go viral on your terms. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You don't get the picket. You don't get the picket shoes. No, that's not how that works. That's not how that works. I want to go viral from. positivity. Yeah, for positivity. I bet you do it. A magical viral for positivity.

That's not how the algorithm works. Holy shit. Imagine that? No, man. People do it. And then all the comments are this person's full of shit. This is this was set up. This was this. Yeah, come on. Nobody does anything positive. The only thing that goes viral for positivity is like when you approach a mom of five at a Ross parking lot and you ask her if she knows how to wrap a gift and then she wraps it, you didn't hand her like $10,000. Like you got to pay $10,000 to go viral. Basically, that's what you do. And if you give somebody $10,000, they'll say they just did this so they could go viral.

Yeah. You paid $10,000 to go viral. That's what they ball down was. Keith Lee goes viral all the time for positivity. Who's Keith Lee? Oh, the fool guy? Uh-huh. Listen, man.

I'll slap the shit out too about Keith Lee. No, I fuck with first they knight you, then they goodnight you. They turned on him too. You can't name one person on the internet that has gotten some viral fame on a positive side that they didn't eventually try to turn like, nah, no way. There's too much good vibes over here.

We got to figure out what's wrong. Well, eventually there's always going to be negative people trying to spoil apples. They was killing Keith Lee for a while. For a little bit. That shit ain't last. So that ain't. No, I'm Keith Lee for it.

I feel like the chicken wings or something. Yo, I'm, because he came to New York and the food that he tried in New York was not authentic, like real New York food and he didn't give it the greatest ratings. Like, he was eating like a salmon chopped cheese. That's what they were killing him for.

Salmon chopped cheese. I mean, he deserved to be killed for them. Salmon, he put salmon in it. But I feel like as New Yorkers, that's our fault for not spamming his inbox with the correct places. Yeah. Salmon chop cheese is fucking nuts. Yeah, I don't even know. Well, how he landed on that one.

Yeah. Come on, Keith. And I feel like he rated it right. This is trash. See, that's the fuck thing. He got it right. This is awful. This is what you eat out here?

Yeah, yeah, he got it right. He did his job. Yeah, he got it right. Yeah, Keith. If you're still on the winter street, me don't let the niggas tell you nothing different. That's trash. That is hilarious.

Which one of y'all, y'all think is going to be the first to go viral this year? Don't just stop. See, I don't even like, I don't even like this. Look at you. Scared. He's still scared. That nigga's shaking in his draws.

Word. I'm so scared and gay that I made a vision board with Kea. Yeah, I put each other on. A vision board is gay. We had all the magazines and, like, cut out all the things. That's a ransom note. What are you talking about? That's what you don't want the fun to catch a lot.

That's stupid. Mall is fucking stupid. That's who you don't want to the fence to catch on. It's not a vision board. It could be both, say it could be a ransom note or a suicide note. Who knows where the vision is going to go?

Yo, my last vision board was a suicide note for sure. Oh my God, man. But yeah, which one of y'all think it's going to be? Who are going to be the first one this year? I don't know, man. Mall, when that cold album dropped? Listen, man, they tried to say I was wrong. Are you giving an exclusive right now?

I told him we was getting something for Christmas. I was just a couple days early. Okay. We're getting something Friday though. Well, Thursday night. Don't make me cut that out because you love doing that shit. We all go home and you take the piece to cut this out. No, Thursday night.

So you're saying on record, this is the IG clip. You're saying on record, we are getting a Jermaine Cole album. I didn't say that. See? You see how fast? Look how fast. I'm trying to get you to go viral. But that's what we were talking about.

I said that I said the album was coming for Christmas. Right? I thought. I was just a couple. a couple weeks early. I think it's this Thursday. Thursday night. And if you wrong,

can you buy me something? I still owes you shoes from 2022. I know. No, I don't. Yes, you do, because we went shopping to go get shoes and I still don't have shoes. They didn't have your size.

Everything you wanted, they didn't. In three years, they haven't had a size? No, no, no. When we went to a flight club, everything she wanted, they did not have a side. You told me you was going to text, Joe.

I didn't want to go to. He didn't send me shit. I texted him. He was here that week. He had a whole pop-up week. I texted. I was going through some things. I would have went. Oh, yeah, he was to, yeah. Oh, that's when it was prime time too. I was trying to keep my friends away from me. Yeah, but I do think this Thursday, we get an album. I think we've all been

collectively waiting. Okay. Okay. So you're not saying. Just open and it. We just get it. Open and it could be, it could be out of, it could be. Okay, y'all may have been collectively waiting for dochi. I'm not waiting for a doche. I am. I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm happy when she drops it, but I'm not sitting back. Like, I think the person you're insinuating now but covering your ass by not saying the name, yes, I think the whole world is waiting for that project before probably anyone else. I think we get it this Thursday. I was a little early.

I thought it was Christmas. Maybe some things can get cleared in time. You know, the industry is closed for the holiday, so things had to get pushed. Prepare to be sick of me. If it's good. Bitch. Sorry. You know what?

Sorry, my bad. I am I to call your name. I mean to call you. Twenty-six. First time I've been called the bitch in 2026. It's all good. I didn't even know how you're on your name. My bad.

That was disrespectful. I'm sorry. Sir, let's be fucking for real. Let's be fucking for real. We don't know. We don't know. See, you want to make me repeat myself.

A lot of those songs that was dropped came and went. I ain't heard none of you niggas played Port Arthur. What was it, Port Antonio? When the last time you pressed playing Port Antonio? This year. Cut it out. He always, he always just played a nigger song. He did.

like LeBrona music. I'm just, yo, I was just playing that. Rory just played Port Antonio Clouds and offseason for me when we were on our way to the Monica concert.

Brandy and Monica Conco. And brought back 21 Savage's verse twice. Yeah. He did just play Portauntano. That was the last time I heard it. I'm excited, man. And that was like two months ago.

Speaking of Karen, what the internet says, I do find it funny when all the comments under certain things are like, they be trying to go viral. If y'all fucking knew how much we don't know

the things that are going to go viral. Like none of this shit is, nobody knows. So I'm like, bro, I don't, I don't even know how you would think that. Nobody, we, we surprise at the shit that goes viral. Like, the shit we think is going to go viral. We don't even make it a clip. That's how stupid we are.

I don't, how do you even know what's like, nobody knows what's going to go viral? The Pepsi challenge or DJ Head and Dmo. Aside from having a rock walk through this door right here. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know that's going viral. Like, other than that? The rock? Dwayne Johnson?

Yeah. Him walk through the door? I said if he was to walk through this door right here. Yeah, that's going viral. You know that. We don't have to even, other than that, you don't know what the fuck is going to go viral. He'd come through the wall.

I don't even know. He'd have to go like this to get through. Even then at that point. I mean, he's going to have to save the Democrats. I would still be. Rock versus J.D. Vance for a few years. Who's ready? Too soon, my bad.

Anyways, Kai Sinai says he'll never be in a relationship again. Kai, listen, man. That's such a 22-year-old fucking thing to say. Bronx legend. My heart goes with you, Kai. I've been heartbroken before to. it sucks. It's part of life. And anytime someone tries to tell you that,

I saw all these people trying to give him all this advice. When your heart is broken for the first time, all that logic goes out the door. DDG, yeah, you're right. Then there was some other streamer, UFC fighter or whatever that gave him great advice. You're not trying to hear that when you fucking 22 and her. You don't give, first of all,

trying to give a 24-year-old advice about dating is like, bro, they're not retaining that information. Especially 24-year-old man. Welcome to the gyms. Yeah. Monday, chest tries to show. Yo, you know, as men and

Mall's the leader of this entire thing, we are so bad at consoling our friends. No. He literally just gave him a Monday through Saturday. Gym regiment. To me, that's the best. To Kai saying,

I'm never going to be in a relationship again. He's in his early 20s. So much life to live God given. No, though. Friday leg day. No, man. I mean.

To me, that is the best advice he's probably gotten on the internet. Welcome to the gym. Go work out. Well, that everyone should do that. Yeah, like you, like, you're 24. This ain't going to be the last time a girl disappoints you or breaks your heart or

this is not the last time. Like, you know me? So for Kyle to say he'll never be in a relationship again, I just thought that that was funny because it's like, bro, come on, man. You're never being in a relationship again in your life at 24 years old. You're making that statement. I understand he's hurt. You know, he may be a little heartbroken.

I'll get that. I respect that. But come on, Kai. When I got my heart broken for the first time, actually, let me rephrase that. when I thought I got my heart broken for the first time. Because that's what fucked up when you're young. You think your heart is broken. And then your heart really gets broken later.

And you're just like, oh, wait, I never even loved that chick. I thought that was heartbreak. But all the older people in my life off the first heartbreak, this is why I just hate that I have such a pessimistic brain. They were like, man, same shit, Mawson. This is going to happen again. You're going to meet another girl. She's going to break your heart.

This is the cycle of life. My brain took that as, this is going to happen again? Yeah. Now I really don't want to be in a relationship again. Yeah, it happens, man. It's part of it. Every relationship ain't going last forever. Of course not. But you don't have 24. Heartbreak. Yeah. Not your little high school heartbreak. Like, you're 20 something years old. You got all this notoriety, success. Popularity.

Yeah. And then you know what I'm saying? You found a good girl. And it's like, yeah, this is going to work. I can see us like, they may have had talks about starting a family. You know, you don't know. But that's just part of being a 24 year old. Like those types of moments and conversations, that's all we've, we've all had those conversations at 24. We've all had those thoughts about somebody at 24. Like when the last time you thought about that person. That'd be the funniest part.

Like years later, I was really tripping over that. Yeah. And I mean, Kyle found out later that. Maybe that you're all right? You're all right over there? You're trying to get past the social. It sounded like your cat was like, you stepped on your cat's paw or something over there. You're good?

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podcasts. Because there's really like two options. You could end up like Kai. heartbroken at 24 and never thinking you'll be in a relationship again. Or you can be the guy that gets married and walks down the aisle to I'm going in with no reaction. Like you guys have thought I bombed on stage at live shows.

This was rough. Can we get a little volume here, Josh? They might cut the song on. I just want you guys to see it. Why is he offbeat? He's a white boy. Hey, hey. Oh my God.

You know, hitting the Ray Lewis at the end of it, here's my thing. I can, I can empathize with this jump. We've all thought about things in our head that played out way differently once it got to reality. Because you know he, like, he's been thinking about this for months. And he thought he was going to smoke this. He kind of thought everyone would probably start rapping along to. Months?

even thinking about that for years. For I'm going in to be the song you come out to in your wedding, you've been wanting to do that since that song came out fucking 50 years ago. Do you know all the lyrics to that song? I do. I don't know where, so do I. Not all of them. But it's just, where in that song did you feel like wedding?

Bitch name Crystal, let her suck my pistol. She opened up on them off and I blew her brains out at the wedding. Well, if your wife's name is Crystal, that's kind of romantic, no? Yeah, that's definitely romantic. That's kind of beautiful. And it's in front of God, so it's okay because you guys are married. This would have been better if. it was the reception? Maybe if they both came out together.

So here's the thing. I never knew you had an entrance song to like when you walk down the aisle. It's usually slow. Yeah, but that's what I, that's what I never knew. You're usually already standing there. No, the bride is the only one that comes out. Yeah.

The man, there's, the man walks down to music as well. Nobody ever gets that on camera. When? When? I've never seen that. I've seen men walk down to music. It's usually like a piano, like a piano being played. After when they announced the bridal party and the, no, you were you

standing there already. You and your best men are already standing there? No, I've seen men walk down. You've seen men. Plenty of videos that men walk down. Yeah, plenty of videos. I've seen it. But who was the bride? It don't matter about who was the bride. A lot of black weddings, the man will have an entrance song too.

It's usually a slower song note or a piano solo, something like that. But it's not, they'll give him his walk. I've seen that plenty of times. Or they just walk out and then the best man and the bridesmen, like they all just walk out. And then they're there. Can we focus on them? Can we look that up? do the men traditionally walk out?

Traditionally, I'm sure no. All right. So, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, the tradition of marriage. Like, I'm not talking about what you want to do at your wedding. The tradition is the man is already standing there when the ceremony starts. I'll give you guys a little inside scoop to whiteness. Peach, back me up here. The song reception thing, white people just adopted that. Oh, that was never a white people thing.

White people just figured that part out. Like, we're now just putting that into our way. We wouldn't. You would just go to the reception. I still don't like it either. I don't like it. I don't like when anybody does it. I hate it.

Yeah, but yeah, the broads made. It was probably around the time, I'd have to say like when Vine started popping. That's when white people were like, wait, you could do this at your reception? You're allowed to like doing it. You mean you have a good time? Look at white people.

You mean you could have fun that you're... Listen, wait until they find out about Nigerian weddings and you could just start throwing money. When white people figure that part out, those weddings are going to be nuts. but I don't know. I feel like as a man

because I believe in double standards, the wedding is for the woman. Just shut the fuck up and make it her day. Yeah. It's her day. It focuses on her. I'm going to be standing there like this. You, if your father is still in your life or alive,

walk down with your pops and I'm going to be just like this. I'm going to cry. This is for you. This isn't like. Yeah. Of course it's our day, but the point of this is for you. Like you need to be the superstar.

You're my superstar. So you got to be a superstar. I don't like that. I think weddings are for it. Actually, weddings aren't for anybody but the fucking guests who get to attend but I think the wedding should be equal for both for both this is important to you important to me whatever like I think that we both should be the star but I do not like the men who do I don't like celebrity based men like that shit

that I wouldn't have married them I wouldn't marry them that's embarrassing fuck like I wouldn't have I didn't see it like imagine she gets to the receptions like yo he did what wait let me see that video. Oh my God, the wedding video. Don't fucking put that in my wedding video. That was crazy though. Watching that just now was wild. But any nigga I would do that, he corny 24-7, so she knew she married a corny nigga. She probably was in the back. He'd be cool, corny, like just nice. Just might be a nice guy. Just save that. He looks like a nice guy. But save that for the reception, bro. You playing rap, walking down. Like, you're, not even married yet. Like, this is supposed to be when the party's about to start. Like,

we're about to have fun, let loose a little bit. Bride changes her dress. And and go back to the video on top of that, like, bro, people still arriving. Like, it's not even full capacity in there yet. It's a lot of empty chairs. He said it ain't even full capacity in there yet. No, it's not even this part of the party yet. It's a lot of space between everybody here. You got to do this at the peak of the party.

Rwanda to the beginning, Josh. He walked out like, this is SummerSlam. Why he walked out? And mismanaged it. There's a full staircase. Go back to Zero, Zero again. Look at that staircase he could have utilized. He could have came down those steps.

No, he wanted to come out like Stone Cold. He came out like, Stone Cold. That's our Stone Cold walk. That's the Steve Austin walk right there. He came out like Erica Kirk, Pote, that's the thing on Twitter. I didn't do it. Oh, this is, that's so bad. Yeah, that's wild. Maybe he's special needs. Yeah, I would think that this

would be the official confirmation. Don't do that to people with special needs. I'm not doing that to people with special needs. That's offensive to put that on them. Yeah, some of them would never do that. They'd be looking at this like a way. What's wrong with you? Radio would be front seat like, what's wrong with this guy? He ended up way too much. He ended it with, ah.

I'm like, maybe this is a parody. Maybe it's a parody. Maybe somebody's filming a sketch. Yo, look at your man looking back. That's a nasty. That might be the nastiest wedding interests of all time. Yeah, that was disgusting. Which are, how are you going to walk into your shit?

If y'all ever find somebody in a fucking deal with you. I'm not going to, I'm not walking out. Everybody doesn't rise like I'm the judge and walking. Well, you're going to have to walk in. there. You have to walk like you like you're like to walk there eventually. Yeah, but I'm just saying it's not going to be like that. It's not going to be an entrance. Like coming out from the ceiling. Like the ball girls when they're sitting on the thing and they just hold them up to that big ass bottle. I definitely want to come from under the stage for sure. Like from the pulpit?

No, like like when Mike came up under the stage. Like smoke and everything. Yeah. Or you know how Chris Brown went like all the way around the stadium on that that thing? I just want to do that in a Catholic church. like Jesus it was like in the play around Christmas Have you ever imagined y'all wedding? I know women do it Like I do it every time Just to put my like

When I can't sleep at night I just Have I imagined? Yes but we know that it's That's not our call Like we could have As Chris Roxor There's no men's bridal magazine

Like we can't Even if we have ideas It's for the woman To decide of what she wants for her wedding She's been thinking about this Since she was two years old I subscribe to slam magazine and East Bay.

Like, this hasn't been my dream my whole life. The furthest thought I've ever had about my witness is that me and all of my groomsmen will be wearing the Jordan 11s. Oh, Jesus. You're such an 80s, baby. That's it. That's as far as I got.

Everybody going to have one of our Jordan, our black and white Jordan 11th. That's it. Okay. Haven't given it no other thought. Ma. Fire. Is this going to be sponsored? buy stock X?

I know some people. Dale's going to get his license to marry you. I know some people, man. We can make it happen. So does she have to wear the Jordans as well? No. She can wear whatever she want. But me and my...

That's nice of you to let your wife wear whatever she wants for her wedding. I mean, just for that day. That's it. After that. After we get married, it's what I say. What I say goes. But yeah, that's the most thought I got. It's like, we're going to all wear Jordan 11th.

because all of my that's like our anybody that I think will be my groomsman that's definitely our favorite sneak of all time so why not it's so fucking tacky how is that tacky it's better if we have old from the bronx it's better if we have on like the all the same shoes like yeah y'all have on all the same shoes if you fucking wear the jordan yeah put some fucking hard bottoms on like a fucking adult for what for what just tell me for what niggas get married on a beach barefoot for what I'm just saying for what? Like, tell me what the...

Why do we, why do we have to do that just because that's what they traditionally do? Why can't the man have a walkout song just because that ain't what they traditionally do? You're the one bringing up tradition. That's nasty to walk out. And I think that wearing them Jordan's nasty. No, it's not.

Y'all wouldn't do that in the reception, cool. The actual wedding? Yeah. Okay. Why not? Make sure you take your future wife that at date three. Oh, she'll know that. I would say this is like...

the Irish Bronx version of what Mall is saying with a wedding party. This is my pop's wedding party and everyone had to wear the Irish caps. This is their Jordan 11s. Gangston. This is that terminal bar on Broadway in Riverdale.

Right across from Van Cortland Park. Yeah. I got married at Mount St. Vincent. But yeah, this is what an Irish Bronx wedding party looks like. Come on, man. See? Your pops got it right. He figured it out. him and the guys. There's criminals in this stuff. No.

Let me, let me show you one thing. I had no doubt in mind that two of these gentlemen are one of the fugitives right there. There's no doubt in my mind. Here's the thing. All the way to the left, that's my Uncle Paul. To the right, that's my Uncle Kevin. That's my Uncle Faze.

That's my other Uncle Kevin. The other two guys, I have no idea who the fuck that is. The help? The muscle. The muscle. I have no idea. Who those two gentlemen are? They was just there to make sure shit went right.

That was so like, that's what they were there for. The muscle, you know where they are, man. My uncle Faye is all the way in the back. That's how I found out I was related to Colin Quinn at a funeral. I was like, damn, I didn't know what it was related. Look at the guys, man. You know, just another day. So you got to treat your wedding.

And this is how crazy, like, the late 80s was. All these guys are young. Yeah. they look 50 yeah how old was your dad when he got married he's in his 30s? Nah

no definitely not I don't know the exact age but yeah this this is a bunch of young guys in their 20s in the Bronx this is how white people aged in this era that's what the Y-Ns used to look like

the Maris that's the Y-Ns right there those hats those are the Nike Tech's right there oh for sure when you saw that like you know that

That's a sheisty mask. Was that the Piki Blondehats? Did they have the blades in the brim? Oh, for sure. They did? Okay. 100%. Yeah.

See? Got to put the razor blades right there and smack the shit out of somebody when they say something stupid. So I'm going to do the baby dish. She keep calling me a bitch. Apparently this exact day at the terminal bar, this was I think the day before their wedding. My grandfather, God rest is so beat this shit out of somebody in the bar that was talking to my, what's the best man of for women? the maid of honor made of honor

some guy was harassing the maid of honor and my grandfather beat the fucking breaks off to the point that it kind of ruined like this was their version of like the pre-dinner thing like the day before

they just went to the terminal bar in the Bronx just the bachelor party right there like to the point that we didn't like they didn't know if my grandfather was going to make the wedding yeah like

he may be sitting down for a little bit that's hilarious yeah I wish I could have seen this. Shout out to the guys, man. And shout out to Riverdale and Josh and his family. I'm sure Josh's parents are somewhere somewhere in the back over there. Right next to Joe's Pizza.

Shit, Pige's family, too, is from Riverdale. For real? Peach was born in the Bronx. He'd be trying to do this Kansas shit. Another Bronx legend. He's definitely a Bronx legend. Bronx legend everywhere, you all see that fucking mustache? That is a Kansas legend. Nah, that's Bronx.

Wait, go back to my dad's photo. Somebody got that same mustache and they're from the Bronx. The same baron. The same baron. Still there. He only offers one. Yeah. That's my godfather, Uncle Kevin,

all the way to the right middle. He has that same porn much of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. Uncle Paul is full Q and on now. Q&O. I got to talk. He went from an Irish Democrat in the Bronx to that.

Like, how did this formation happen on Facebook? Yeah, this is man. It happens evolution. Yeah. What do we think our first voicemail of the year? Like, do we think someone, going to set the tone. I hope so. For the year? Nah, that's the most pressure. This sets the tone.

This does it? Is it a good one? I see Taylor at the top. I was on, I was on Discord live with Taylor and Doris. We not start 2026 with Taylor, dog. I was talking to Taylor on on Discord live over the break. Oh yeah? Yeah. To me, Doria and her, we're doing great. How's it hanging? See, don't even, I don't even like that. I don't even like that you said that. Taylor know I love her. That's not Taylor know all lover. She knows. She knows. fucking. Whatever's hanging, she's boiling. She definitely sanitized it for it. Only

Discord will understand that truth. She's boring. It's hanging to the left and it's being boiled. Yeah, yeah. All right. Shout out to Taylor. All right. So it's from Taylor. All right. Spons about Boos Mobile Unlimited Talk, Tex, and data. Here's Taylor. Taylor is sponsored by Boos. Happy New Year and all that good stuff.

Being that it's the new year, trigger the memory, I wanted to get your take on it. So, many moons ago, at least seven years. At least seven years ago, right? Always. Me and my girl, if that's what you want to call her, we go to my friend's house for a New Year's party.

A very close friend of mine. But she's there with her man and her friends, and then just me and my girl, be kicking in, having a good time as we do. End of the night, she said that me and my girl, whatever you want to call her, that we can stay. And we did. So we laying up on a futon, the middle of the night. I'm hearing cheese getting clapped.

My friend is fucking her man. They're going in. So I naturally, knowing me, I'm like, I'm like aroused. So I talked to my friend, girl, whatever, you want to call her, like, yo, like, what's up, what you're trying to do? She got offended that I was aroused because it was my friend having sex in the other room. So she didn't want to do anything with me. I took care of myself, but that's not the point. The question is, is that weird?

Like, I'm sure we've all been in situations where our friends have had sex in the same room or a j-a-old. We're all grown. I'm sure it's happened. Like, does it change how you should feel about listening to sex just because you know them? Like, what would you guys do in the situation? Would you be upset? Would you be with it? Like, let me know.

So wait. So the girl that Taylor was with, that's her girlfriend? It was her little boo at the time. Her boo. She made it very clear that that's not her girl, but that's her girl. And the girl that was in the room having sex is her home girl, too. It's her front. Homegirl.

Yeah, not somebody. She's fucking. She brought her non-mean to her friend's crib for a New Year's party. They ended up staying there. And then her home girl was with her boyfriend and it was New Year's Eve. So she got her cheeks clapped. They was in the other room. She heard them making sex noises and it turned her on.

And usually I always want to be on Taylor's side here. But yeah, you're fucking wrong. No, I don't think Taylor's wrong at all. I'm on a complete opposite side of that. Well, that's because you were a freakho. I mean, the non-freeco. See, now I'm gonna call you a bitch again. Why are we being disrespectful going into the new year?

The non-freakos, the non-freakos. That's great. Well, hold on. If my friend is fucking. Freco and Ho are different. Freakos is more of a compliment. Ho is an insult. No, Freakos.

Freakos is a good. I think you're a freak. But he keeps, like, stop putting that on me. You don't know that. Don't put that on me. A freak-co is not necessarily a hoe. No. She's a freco.

I'm also not of any, this, the point of the conversation. The point of the conversation. No, if you get a roused hand Like if my home boy is in the room Smashing his girl And I'm like in the living room With my You know like a girl that I date and we have said

And I get like horny off of it That is a little weird That's weird I think it's my homie Like that's a little weird That's weird It's like you my home man is Smashing his girl

And I'm like Yo's good Let's do what they doing Like that's a little That's kind of crazy It's hard yeah Because it's hard to speak From this person

It's crazy that she masturbated And got off Like still She said fuck you want to do nothing. I'm gonna pop off on, they were probably on a couch, another bedroom, like, that's, that's, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, if you snuck, if you snuck off into the bathroom and got one out, you real freaked out, you real freaked out, but as long as you didn't let her know, okay, I, I don't feel like that's wrong. Like, it is, let me, let me, let me,

let me show you one thing. Taylor did not go in the bathroom and wrote one out. She rubbed went out right on that, that food time. And, and, and right before she started, so you're not even my girl. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's too much. I don't know. There's no scenario. Your friend having sex and you're getting a ride, whatever, in this situation that makes sense. Because even if like, even if your homie is fucking his girl in the room next to you, he's not making any noise, she's making noise. It's weird that you're getting turned on by your homie's girlfriend's sex voice.

Well, that's why I said. That's odd to me. I think it's different for men. Because I'm here, I'm listening to y'all and y'all right. Like when y'all are talking about it, it feels weird. But I feel like for women, like I don't think that it's weird. I don't think the sound of hearing someone have sex and that you're getting turned on by that.

If there was a stranger next door in the hotel or whatever, cool, but that's your friend. I've been in this situation, right? And my home boy was having sex with his girl. And, like, you know, they was in there going crazy, whatever. She's making mad noise yelling. I'm not, I told him the next day, I was like, your dog, like,

I get it, y'all having sex. I was like. But your girl making, she, she know, she know we in the. in the liver room, bro. Like, she, she performing. That's a performance. Like, you know, you know we can hear you. This house ain't but so big.

Like, you make it all of them, like, y'all can sneak one, you know, get the quiet little lay on the side. Like, you know, I'm not saying y'all can't have sex in your bedroom, but like, for your girl to be making that noise and she knows your homies is downstairs. But that also be a nigger thing because I've, I've, unfortunately, seen, I've been privy to whether it was me or somebody else. A man will know his friends are there and he'll go. do things that make you scream. Not even things that are like, inherently he's doing it for your pleasure. Niggles will go hard to make you scream so that their homeboys can hear you. Niggas are weird shit.

They do. They do. They do. They do. Men are homo erotic. Y'all act like y'all don't know that. I said that all the time. I said out of the time, I say that all the time.

Men do homoerotic ass shit all the time to try to impress me. Oh, no, I'm on your side with that. First of all, I think hip hop is one of the most homo erotic cultures in the world. We can have that on a Patreon if y'all want to go down. I mean, we did it in a sketch. I made you sit down with a gay man to read rap lyrics to prove to you that hip hop is gay. So we know that.

But, like, yeah, like, I look at, I look at people when you're having sex with your girl and your girl is too loud and she know your homies can hear her. Come on, bro. Like, what's up, man? What you, why are your girl that loud? Like, I get it, but she know we right here in the other room. Like, that's not.

Then to get aroused and want to have sex with the girl I'm with off of that, that's crazy. At that point, we might as well be in the same room. You drag so bad. No? I don't know if that's the next option. I'm like, that's such a huge jump. Demaris, if I'm in the next room and you and your boyfriend is in this room.

Yeah, please. Oh my God. See? Look how fast. Look how fast it's ill. This is what I'm saying. But you're my home boy. It's different.

Like, it's different. You think my home boy's girlfriend is not my home girl? Like that's my sister at this point. That would make my stomach hurt. That would make my stomach hurt. But y'all are. That'd be so weird. Y'all are men.

Here's the thing. It's still weird to me if you do that, period. But I can see that more if, like, y'all are on vacation sharing a hotel suite and it's just some random chick. And that happens. Your girl at your house? No, like, that's fucking nuts to me. That's crazy.

That's nuts. That's crazy. I still think the latter hotel sheet is weird, too. But I guess I can kind of understand that. Your queen? If you in there slamming cheeks like that, fam, just, it's a gangster party. this part, like just open the door and we all naked and fucking. Because at that point when I'm walking down the aisle to I'm going in, all the wedding parties and me think about my girl's

sex sounds because they've been there. That's not, that's your friend getting aroused and wouldn't have sex with your girl. That's crazy. Again, like I said, I think this, I think Taylor's situation is different because out of the four people in the house, three of them are women, I think it's a completely different scenario than what child are talking about. Do you do you think it would be weird, completely hypothetical? You and Mall are in the same. house and you are with your boyfriend. Please stop. And mall hears that and mall gets turned on.

Like, do you think that would be okay? Please, you're again bringing up men. It's like I've already agreed with you. Taylor asked us, we're men. Yes. Okay, I understand that. But what I'm saying is y'all keep arguing with me on my point. I agree with y'all.

When it comes to men, I think that that's weird. I don't think it's weird for Taylor and two other girls to be turned on like two. It's two y'all is gay already. That's number one. And then there's another woman in there. There's only one male in the house. I think that completely did. Are they gay, you know?

Well, we don't know about Taylor's not mean. Because Taylor's been with men before. Allegedly. Oh, man. We can't say shit in 2026, bro. She said that out loud on bad. Take it out. Whatever.

No, it's not. I'm joking. He was joking. But yeah. Taylor, I think that if you beat off in front of that girl, you wrong. But I don't think you're weird or your body's weird or like it's weird that you got turned on by the sound of hearing people have sex, especially if you find the friend. attractive. If you find a friend attractive, I also don't think that that's weird. So here's my thing. All right, we've addressed Taylor and her not mean.

If your Taylor's friend that's getting her back blown in and then find out that you was popping off to me, her friend may not be gay. She's in a relationship. She could just be a straight. I want to get back. Whether she's gay or not. If you find out your friend is is popping her pussy to you having sex and you're just a straight woman that just wants to be friends. I feel like the friend would feel like, yeah, what you're doing? I don't want another big deal to look that easily, but why you say it's different for men? Because I don't think, I don't

I don't know how to put it. Because everyone likes women. Not everyone likes men. That's kind of what I'm saying. Girls do it's the same way how you won't sit up there and be naked on the phone with your homeboy but girls who aren't fucking each other will be naked on the phone with each other all the time. It's just a different level when it comes to

women in the way that our relationships are. Because I even know women that are completely completely straight but only watch lesbian porn. Like, And I don't know any man that is straight and just watch skateboard. For example. It's different. I also think it's different for like just the type of relationships that men and women have.

I just think it's different. For example, I might get turned on by hearing one of my home girls have sex with a dude. If I hear Rory have sex with a woman, I'm going to throw up. But that's equally my homeboy, the same way that she's equally my home girl. But it's complete, the relationship dynamics are completely different. I don't understand that. I'm sorry. I'm not that vocal.

I don't understand that. Oh, God. I don't understand that. All right, so is it because you're not sexually attracted to Rory? But if he was sexually attracted, no, I'm asking a serious question. I'm sure. I don't think he was sex to be an attraction. I don't even think of his friend.

No, no, not excexially attracted to your friend's boyfriend. Ew, no. No, it's not that. Why is that? I'm trying to figure out what the difference is. It's not that. Because the sound of the man, like the sound of the man having sex is not the turn on part.

The sound of the, the attractive part is the woman. The attractive part is the way the woman is. sounds. And also some people are sound people when it comes to sex and some people are visual people. Like there are some people who can't watch sex on TV because the like watching sex turns them off, but they like the audio. Some people get turned on by audio. Some people get turned on by visual. That's another thing. This is coming from my straight bias, but I could never imagine anyone being turned on by a man's groans. Like that's... There's a lot of women who are. We call them the super straights. The super straights. They love the

sign of a man. Mowing. Super straights. The super straights. The super straights. The girls that went think about they can't even look at women like that super straights okay Taylor was wrong man and I feel like she was wrong for beating off how that's what she was wrong for yeah I think she was wrong for getting aroused you can't turn you can't choose when you're aroused or not you can't choose that yes you can't you cannot choose when you're aroused maul you cannot choose that you can choose to act on your arousal but arousal is a natural body thing you can't choose to be aroused you've never your dick never got hard before you had to be like oh chill out and calm and calm

down, but there's been plenty of times where your dick has gotten hard, and you ain't expecting to get hard. Fucking all of high school in math class. Like, arousal is a natural thing. I don't know about that. I think you choose to get aroused in that moment. Like, if my friend is having sex and I get aroused, it's not because sex is happening.

I'm choosing. I'm like, dang, I ain't going to lie. I'm trying to do it. And I got a girl with me, I'm choosing to get aroused. Like, if you're sitting on the couch and your friends are in the room at a room at a Wouldn't you be aroused of the girl that you're next to if you wanted to fuck her? I don't think my man's moans is going to make me. Yeah, like, you wasn't aroused before.

I should fuck this girl. You wasn't aroused beforehand? It's not your man's moan, just the fact that somebody's having sex right here in the next room. And you, like, we all in the same house together. Like, you might just get aroused that moment. We might have been just chilling on the couch. I'm not aroused. I hear y'all start having sex.

Now I want to have sex. That's a choice. Nigel wouldn't even think about sex before you heard that nigga clapping. That's what I'm saying. To me, that you're choosing that. Like, I just, I don't. I don't know. That's just friends.

I don't care. But friends, my homeboy is having sex with this girl. There's no way I'm getting a rise off for that. It's not happening. You think Taylor dapped, homie, when he came out of the room? No, I don't. I don't think so. No?

I don't think so. I feel like she would owe him that at least. Yeah, he inspired her. He inspired her to rub one out. Rubbing one out is crazy. That was wild. And also, do you think the girls stayed? Like, did she leave the room?

Where was she? Yeah. So imagine if you don't want to fuck and you're hearing two people that you don't really know like that because you were brought here as a plus one fucking over there. Then your girl starts touching her pussy. It's like you just sitting here around a bunch of horny motherfucker like you. Hey, by horny but you? You're just sitting there like, yo, what the fuck? Yeah, that's crazy.

That got to be a crazy situation. Yeah. She was wrong for whoever went out. But I'm not blaming you for getting aroused by hearing people have sex. A lot of people get aroused by hearing people have sex. Like I don't think you're worried about that. No, I think that's fine. Just not my friends.

Not my friends. And like, that's my friends, crazy. Like, no, I think I'm cool. Yeah, like my friend's girl. Like, they all in and they have sex and I get aroused? That's wild. I don't even like to hear when people are telling me that they're trying for kids.

Like, that's an awkward conversation. Like, yeah, we're trying right now. Like, I don't need to know how much y'all fucking. Yeah. Maybe, you know what? I don't even, I think that is a man thing. Because I'm the same. I don't want to hear that shit, man.

I don't want to hit my home in this girl. Y'all in there trying to have a bit. I don't want to hear that. And I'm sure Taylor said it was her home girl. I doubt it's a super, super close friend. Because hearing your super, super close friend get banged, it's like, ugh. It probably was like an associate that she thinks is attractive. You would let Taylor come in the room and watch?

No. The thought of somebody watching me have sex makes me fucking cringe. I'm not one of those people. Yeah, I turned that down once. We know. I would have felt weird. Taylor wanted to watch you have sex? No.

Oh, I'm about to say, wouldn't the, What live show was this? I was saying. Wait, what happened? It was after the Dallas show. Taylor, I've never seen a mask. A woman asked if she could watch me and somebody I was dealing with. Again, I'm really serious.

This was like seven to eight years ago. Asked if she could watch us. And I was like, no. That's fucking weird. They're like, you watch with your hands. That's what I would have said. You watch naked? You got to get naked.

naked though. You can watch what you gotta be naked. If not, it's just weird. Like, we having sex and we look over and it's a girl with like a jacket on. If it was like a stranger, if it was like a stranger, cool, but this person like is a friend of mine to this day. And I feel like that just would have been weird.

Nah, me she wanted to fuck. No, I don't think she wanted to fuck me. Yeah, he fumbled a Tracy. He fumbled a Tracy. You didn't even know you had to Tracy sitting right there for you. I talk Israel, Palestine. my Tracy. You're talking to the guy right now.

You know, you're fun with the Tracy, man. Come on. She wanted to join, but she ain't know how to ask her. But I didn't. No, I was a friend. I don't want to, like, I didn't want to fuck my friend. I understand. Pete over here.

Peas over here. What a wuss. Yeah. Nah. Yeah. I know what it is. You wasn't sexually attracted to it? Because I got friends.

My friend. So it's not like, I've never even had it. I got those friends. that's my home girls that never, ever did anything. And if I had a girl and I was about to go out and say, she was like, I want to watch her. I got a few home girls. I'm like, hell yeah.

And hurry up. Those exist. You're the reason why they think that women and men can't be friends. No, that's not true. I got a whole bunch of home girls that's like fine as fuck. That's literally my home girls. But if I'm about to have sex and one of my home girls that's gorgeous, tell me they want to come watch me and the girl have sex,

I'm not going to be like, nah, you know what I'm saying? I ain't you my homie. The friendship more than the... Man, hurry up. Take your shit off. Hurry up. Also, the woman I was dealing with was, I know, super straight. Like, she wasn't, it wouldn't have been, it wouldn't have added up to a threesome.

I know that. It just would have been weird. Okay. Oh, so does she wants to fuck you? No, I think she's bisexual and wanting to watch the girl I was, I think she just wanted to see the girl I was dealing with. Oh, you said the girl you were dealing with the girl I was dealing with the girl I was doing with. I think she wanted to see that girl naked and get fucked. Oh, you said the girl you were dealing with super straight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, no, the friend was, is super bisexual. Okay. And I don't think she wanted to fuck me. I think she just wanted to see that girl get fucked. Ah, that's some people's kink. Which I don't judge. That's why I just, I'm sure Taylor's Taylor's telling somebody, a woman that's attractive to do that, just not a friend, because now it's weird. Yeah. Taylor, you're not wrong for your voyeurism king, but you need to be more, you've got to get somebody who's on the same way. That's sounderism. That's not even, like, that's not voyeur. They couldn't watch. she was listening Well, you're kind of part

I guess Rubbing one out while your girl is just sitting in not wanting to have sex is crazy Yeah Because like what if I do that What if I'm with my girl She went out sex and I just thought like You know what I'm saying?

Thank you for leaving me alone That's not crazy No, thank you for leaving me alone Nah, that's wild Thank you for leave me for leave me. If you ask me and I'm like No, I'm not in a move, leave me alone And you rub one out

I don't give a fuck I will wrap my little pinky toe Around yours For some extra stimulation just leave me to fuck alone. I think... Yo, DeMaris is crazy. I always knew she was crazy

with that right there to solidified it. You're not mad if he started jerking over but you're gonna play footies with him while he doing it? Yep. Because I could do that half asleep. Oh, she don't like that,

niggis. No, I've just been in relationships for a very... I've been in long-term relationships. Sometimes you don't want to have sex. No, you... For sure. That statement is right.

I'm not, but just because you horny and you want a nut and I'm not in the mood, do your thing. Because when it's my turn and you don't want to have sex, Baby. One monkey ain't stopping our nair show.

So. No man is ever like. Yes, that happens all the time. We've had this conversation on this exact podcast. You've been horny and- Nick, it happens all the time when you're in a long relationship for a long time. Leave that in 2025. Niggers have flus. Niggas don't feel like, like, like, niggas got the flu.

Niggers got, you know what I'm saying? R-SV shit going on. I'm gassy that day. I didn't have the flu, all kind of shit. Stomach eight. One thing I ain't never been too sick to do. one thing I ain't never been too under the weather floor was supposed to be. Y'all tripping.

Remember when Larry David tried to fuck Cheryl on curb? Yeah. What are you doing? He's like, I didn't know. Yeah, no. If she has the flu, then she should just let her rest. No. Larry went to grab the tip.

Like, wait, we not. I'm letting any woman know that I'm dating. If I have the flu and you want to come here suck me off, please do. I'm not stopping it. Don't leave me alone. I need all the nourishment. please.

And I got to get this out of me. Yeah. This is probably why I'm sick. I need to flush. Yeah, it's not just the pores that I need to. No, man. It's a whole thing. It's a whole head to toe.

There's, and we can close. Of course, the horny cast out in 2026. I'm starting to realize that I think there's way too many levels to the voyeurism thing. Because I used to think, we're all kind of voyeurs because we watch porn. But I've been across the street from this hotel from a building I've been staying in. And it's a lot of people that fuck. And it's gross. I don't want to watch.

I think people think voyers are that way because they watch attractive people have sex. That's like 1% of the population on porn. That's like when people want to go to a nude beach. They think it's going to be like the prettiest women. You think a bunch of bad bitches is going to the nude beach? No, it's everybody that's at beach. That hoax, like I wish they would turn the lights off across the street.

Anytime I go to fucking club, I'm like, ugh. Y'all are fucking gross. Anybody that's at a bingo. It's just fat bodies just rubbing against it. I would still watch with binoculars, even fat, ugly old. people. Oh, then you're a voyer. For sure. I'm nosy. That's why. I thought I was just nosy. I wouldn't even be turned

out. I would just be like, ooh, what are doing? Nosey. And everyone's not a porn star just clapping cheeks. Some people are just laying belly to belly. That's the best. That's how you get to know. That's my style. Yeah, that's how you get to know them. I don't think anyone should watch. That's how you get to know them. Yeah, you got to make your belly buttons connect.

That's how you get the nose. Thank you so much, everybody for tuning into the New World War and on podcast. That's the third eye. You don't even see me. You don't even see me. You don't see me. You don't even know the math. You seen the avatar? You seen when they put the tail inside the, what you think that is?

Let me put my tail inside you. You're mine now. Thank you everybody for listening to us for our first episode of 2020. What was the last time y'all saw an Audi belly button? A Audi? They don't make those no more. They still got them. You realize there's a whole generation of kids that never saw an Audi belly button.

Who got an Audi? Women don't even barely have belly buttons no more. The Audi? They belly bones just be moving. Yeah, you know, nobody got an Audi. You got an Audi. You're still walking around with an Audi. Come on, fam.

What you doing? When did Audi's go away? I want to say at least early 2000s, 2000, 3. When the doctors stop fucking people up. The Audi having the Audi is crazy. I remember the first time a girl show, you know, we'll talk to y'all. We'll talk to you. We could do it on the live.

One thing in closing. I grew up around a lot of kids that were adopted. All the kids that were adopted. adopted or in group homes had Audi belly buttons. Probably a hernia. Like, we need to look into that. It's a hernia, yeah. That's all that does.

What you mean is a hernia? It's a hernia. I thought they just pulled the invulical cord too fast and they stayed out. That's what you thought happened? Yeah. No. That's what I thought. I've been trying to end this episode for 17 minutes.

Yo, suppress the Wiz Khalifa. They got my man Wiz locked up in Romania on that little bullshit charge your whiz. What's the charge? He probably had weed, drug. possession. All right.

So, are we going to trade the Venezuelan president for two years? I think that's what happened.

I think that's correct. I love you to just. Please, let's not trade any fucking arms dealers.

Yeah, wait. You might just sit down for nine months. Don't sit down for nine months. We're not trade no more.

We'll keep your commissary full. Of the world's most dangerous niggers for y'all, for weed. Y'all keep going to these weird

countries with these weird drug laws. Yeah, leave the at home. Leave the oil pins. Leave the weed. You niggas just relax for a couple days and they get back to

Cali and smoke all you want. But not, hopefully, you know, WIS get through this nine months and he's good. Yeah, I mean, at that point. Oh, you know how to do no time? He's here. He just can't go back to Romania? If he goes back. Who the fuck? Yo, Wills don't need to go to Romania. I mean, if everyone starts following suit

with the United States, Romania might just fly over here and scoop him up. Imagine that. Romaine, wait. Wiz, come with us. Come on us nine months, Fibb. All right, we'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. blessed. Happy New Year. This is an IHeart podcast.

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