New Rory & MAL - Episode 44 | "P List"

Episode Date: February 25, 2022

In this episode, Mal attempts to steer Rory, once again, down a dark and horny path, but luckily we are on the brink of war and were able to pivot to darker news and predictions. They send prayers to Ukraine (and us, to be honest), and try to decide which letter of the alphabet the guy's celebrity falls under. Rory attempts to show the room a dance move literally no one has ever seen before, and then they address the mess that is hip-pop culture right now. They touch on Kanye's Donda 2 performance, Jus Blaze & MF Doom's uncanny voice resemblance, practice their bars for each other in their upcoming rap battle, + more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Okay. He tripping. I don't know what's going on. I'm sure I'm seeing there. Morning the cords up, man. My fucking voice feels crazy. You stretched your throat out? Huh?

You stretched your throat out, so it's like. Raw? No, my throat isn't raw, nigga. What the fuck? The type of question is that to ask a real nigga such as myself? He's your throat raw. Why, you got a dental dam or something? No.

A dental dam? It's not raw. I eat pussy raw, nanny. You eat pussy raw, but won't fuck raw. Facts. Facts. It just doesn't make sense. What are you found this guy?

Facts. Facts. We rolling? Too much isn't happening in the rap. bro. Time to go back to some simpler times. I know this is your shit

that was my shit I didn't even hold it. You secretly had to sing this from your room couldn't go outside. All the small things probably added you name it.

Truth bears. Truth rings. Oh, and that's where I fall off too. That's all you need to know. Because everybody else starts rocking out once they know you know the first two bars. They're like, oh, okay, it's cool.

At my show. Oh my God, wait. I can't even escape the Kardashians. Are they in this? Is it in the real? No. Travis Barker.

Oh. You can't even just listen to Blink 182 in peace without your family getting involved. My family. I know. I know.

Chris is like a second mother. Oh, yes, yes, Rory. Those were the lovely sounds of, was that Blink 182? Blink 182? They were playing like... This feels like a little

TRL nostalgic moment. No, I'll really TRL you right real quick. They were playing. Hey, you. Don't ever TRL me, buddy. Total Request Live View. That sounds kinky.

Yo, Shorty TRL me last night. It was crazy. Yeah, that means touch rim and lick. Yo. This is the horniest podcast. I'm not starting this podcast like this. I'm going to clear the room with some suicide music. That was played on TRL.

Who was this? Green Day. Still Blank when he was. Green Day had the best suicide music ever. Green Day was weird. I don't know. Paramore. Permore.

That's more my generation. Green Day was weird because they made like... Suicide music. No, they made cool, like, alternative rock music. Then one day they were like, this isn't working. Let's put on mascara and become... Alternative rock is just cool suicide music. What was that album?

It was like you're happy right before you do it. Duky. That was a funny name, but that was a great album. Duky? That's a classic album. From who? Green Day. I don't remember Duke.

But this was before they put the fucking eyeshadow on it. became emo and then they started doing the Super Bowl so it worked but like the real alternative people Green Day of Bleak 182 I don't think Blink 182 is a better album than Duky but they went into the pop emo world after

that. Blink 1A2 kind of stayed themselves for a few albums. Yeah. Even though they were kind of pop. Whatever happened to other two members of Blink 182? Like what's the bass player doing? He can't date he can't date a Jenner? No, he's a little too old for Jenner, I believe.

Fair enough. Tiger wasn't. No, the drummer and the bass player from Blink 182 is definitely older than Tyre. Travis Scott. Not Travis Barker. Oh, my God, I can't even. Too much going on.

Yeah. I forgot the lead singer's name and the bass player's name. Yeah, forgive us. I don't remember the names unless Damaris wants to pull it up. She's tweeting. Damaris don't care today. Demaris told us some sick shit she used to do. I don't want to let that go before.

for me to forget about it. I know, we can go right away, right into that. So, Damaris informed us that she would make up the bed when she was at her. Obo, Obo, because she, I don't want to incriminate her. So this is old, old stuff. Well, she didn't say if she was the main or the side in that situation, though. She didn't clarify who she was in that. Yes, yes, she didn't.

So I don't want to say it was. Were you the main? Yes. Okay. I had a whore for a boyfriend. Aren't they the best? Oh man, God, I love a good whore boyfriend. So Damaris had formed us that she would, in making up the bed, when she was at her boyfriend's house, she would pluck some of her hair out of her scout.

Yes. And roll it up into little balls. That's painful. And put it underneath the pillows after she made up the bed. So that in case he decided to have another friend over, they would find these balled. up strands of hair under the pillowcase which would cause turmoil and fucking...

Here's the thing. Here's where this is misguided. I thought she was the side in that situation because as the main, I'm just going to tell you the side chick I bring over is not going to care about your hair. Yeah, I know.

I found that out the hard way. Very true. She didn't care. She didn't care at all. I thought DeMaris was maybe, you know, wanted to move into the slot as the main and was like, let me get him caught real quick so he can just come be with me.

But even one better, the guy in that situation, the man in that situation, I don't think that he would care to explain to the side, like, who's the guy that is. Because if you have, it's a side, you don't explain to the side. Sides don't get explanations. The whole time she knew who I was. They knew if they have leverage over you. Whose hair was. She didn't give a fuck.

She knew who was. Actually, that's really a funny story. I'll tell you guys one day. But actually, the only reason why she actually wanted to fuck my boyfriend is because she wanted her lick back. So that was, uh, I didn't fuck her boyfriend. She thought you fucked her boyfriend? I stole somebody that she had a crush on

that she thought belonged to her and he didn't when I was in high school. And then, so she wanted her lick back so she went and wanted to fuck my boyfriend. I mean, I appreciate the persistence. So she wanted her leg back so she licked your boyfriend. His back. I told him that she only wanted him because of me. I was like, she don't really like you. Like, don't get your head gassed up.

I just let you know, he also. did not care about the reason. He doesn't care. I don't care why you gave it to me. Give it to me. Don't care why you gave it to me. She only wants to fucking. Okay, fine.

Women always swear that we care about the reason behind us. Like, use me as a tool. Yeah. Use me as a stick in the war, like to get back at your girlfriend or your home girl. Like, yeah, I don't care. Use me. She only wants to fuck you because she saw the headlines about the Stitcher deal. Okay.

She's not getting any of the money, so. Yeah, only what the fuck is because I asked was fast. Like, we're even Both pretty shallow in this situation Oh man, with that being said I want to send prayers and condolences to the people over in Ukraine Yes

In Russia Right segue no I'm back Well I just, you know I figured we lead with the funnies and get to Yeah You know more sad news Russia has declared war On Ukraine

So prayers in, you know, thoughts would anybody over there affect about a war, anybody that has family in those areas, you know, it's just tough coming out of a pandemic and then having to deal with a war. It seems like you can't get a break, you know what I mean? So here we are. This is going to sound really ignorant. And I am just asking, and you can flood my mentions if you like with real answers.

What does the UN do? I feel like the UN wouldn't they be the people? people to step in and be like, hey, you guys should relax. I think they tried that, but I think President Putin just wasn't trying to hit it. Is he the president? Of Russia, yes. Oh, I thought he was like a dictator or some shit. I'm listening to, I'm very ignorant.

You'd be a dictator and be the president? I guess that's true. Yeah, I guess. Trump was one. And Trump was. Yo. I'm not. I'm not trying to egg him on.

I'm sorry. I'm not going. I spoke to Donnie last night. Everything's cool. Don't worry about it. We're good. You spoke to Don'ty last night? Of course.

Right there. He signed up for whatever that new Twitter that Donald Trump is starting. Don got the new Twitter. I can't wait to create my account, give the world some salacious news. Are you guys going to sign up for Twitter Blue, which allows you to edit your tweet, like go back and edit your tweets, I think, if I'm not mistaken. In case you have like errors, spelling errors and stuff like that. Oh, I thought it was in case there was tweets that we're going to get you canceled.

Yeah, can you go back and do that? I don't think so. If you could edit, right? It's just right before. Yes, no, you can edit it right. right before you send it. So it shows you a preview of your tweet before you send it.

I can do that now. I can edit my tweet before I send it now. They need to do that with text messages with me when I drink. Yeah. Like they need to make it too weird. I need I message. Of course.

They're not like lusty. They're angry. Your drunk messages? Oh yeah. Like come on and give me that tail. No, no, no. It's more like, fuck you. I hate you.

Oh, you go there. But I miss you. But I miss you. I love you. But it's your. I love you. you though. Still fuck you though. You like you tell

girls like loving you hurts. Who do you fucking the city when I'm not there? But I'm always in the city and they still fuck other people. That was a sick ass question. There's a few things you have to address there. That's a sick fucking question, man. Well, how do you think it feels when you're in the city and you still fuck someone else? I'm there. Like I'm there. I'm in the city.

And I know who you fucking. How about that? You ever know who she fucking? We in a spot together. You ever know who she fucking and you can't say nothing about it? Oh, that's all the time. Because I still have still have that weird old man in me where you have to hold it down. You got to hold it down. You can't ever bring up

and mention it to her that you know who else she's sleeping with. Like I wish I was more Kanye sometimes. Yeah. I wish I had a nickname. No filter, didn't give a fuck.

For every guy. Like, I wish I could get rid of that man shit that my father instilled in me with integrity and you got to have your integrity. Sometimes I wish I could act more like a bitch.

We could have fun though. Like you could allude and hint at certain things. Like called it. Yeah. Like shit like that. It's kind of like, okay. Or when he comes in a room and you know that they're currently fucking and y'all in the same room,

you can kind of just like, you know what I mean, like look at her and smile and shit. But I feel like that's even more suck of shit. You just got to, you got to- As long as you don't say nothing. Just got to stare straight. Pover face? Find a point on the wall? Poker face.

Yeah. Or if you really ill, go dab him and become best friends with him. No, I'm not doing that. Yo! I don't even know you like that. Dad, I'm not doing. Women do that. I've done.

I've seen men do it too. Oh, women. Oh, yeah, y'all take pictures with chicks and y'all fucking this, like, same guy. I mean, y'all get that shit off. Like, there's nothing. You're sitting at the same table on the club. And they're trying to figure out who can leave early enough to get to where you at text. Look at the games when we play.

Like, the whole night is like a game of like not Mario brothers, but we got to find a name. It's like you're trying to get to this niggas house at the end of the night. And you know sure that you sit next on the club has already been to his house. So it's kind of like, y'all playing a game and see who gets it. And it's a window. Who can send the, the where you're at or what you're doing text before the other one. Sometimes whoever gets there first is the winner.

Oh, because I've been tired and it's like, all right, well, she hit me first. So I'm going to say come through. I'm not going to wait until two, three o'clock in the morning for surety to finish in the section and getting an Uber back to my house. It's too late for that. Yeah, I'm not doing that.

I'm not staying up. I'm not staying away for. I'm the midnight shift. Yeah. I'm not the 3 a.m. If you're closing down the club, go to go to cafeteria and go home with the club promoter. Yeah.

no cafeteria slander don't do that I love cafeteria can't eat there no more because I'm vegan because you're black oh that too they don't really yeah they were never

they were the biggest fan of black they'll have you waiting outside for two hours and COVID oh my god during COVID my yo fam come on fam it's 10 people in here yeah

well they have reservations yeah at 3 am yeah week in advance so what's been going on this week I feel like there's a lot of newsy shit

going on messy it's been a mess It's been a mess out here, right? I don't know why people don't just fucking relax, man. What the fuck is going on with people? I don't like the mess as much as I used to. I don't know if that's because I'm getting older.

Maybe I'm more corny. It's some of that too. It's getting older. And it's, I think the mess is just more like consistent these days. It's like always mess. Mess is not as fun when it's like constant mess. Yeah, it's like it's just fucking crazy out here in these streets right now. Yeah.

And I'm just starting to realize like, And this is going to sound so corny. These are people's actual lives. Again, that's part of it too. I know. And I want to joke. Not being celebrities now and to care about people actual lives. One, I'm not a celebrity.

Two people do not care about my life. Pea-less celebrities. Three, my personal. You said P-list? That's sick as fuck. Because we push a P-List is crazy. Yo, being a P-List celebrity. Who else is in the P's though?

Yeah, like I got, that I said it. Give me my label mates. Yeah, who I'm with? My label mates. Yeah. Who's my T-Mates? Like, who's my tier mates as a P-List as a P-List? I'm with it. If you can give me who my team mates are, I'll ride with you. I'm like, you know what? I'm a P-less celebrity. I don't think I'm a celebrity at all. But P-less, just tell me who else is with me.

Yeah. I know, what you think? I went to the Corday show to see Black Odyssey open up and ran into two podcast fans that I took a photo with and they said we actually were walking in and we're like, it'll be iller to get a photo with Rory than it would with Corday. So if you want to, I don't know where you want to go, just peel this shit.

What's Corday? What's Corday? What's Corday? That's big. And are we talking on a fame level or like selling tickets and numbers and like actual tangible shit? Yeah.

Because I know a lot of rappers that are more famous than me, but I can sell more tickets. And put together a better show. And more merch. Name one. Ooh. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Talk all that stuff shit. Name one. No. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck exactly. You don't, you don't want to drop names. You don't want to do that.

Oh, yeah. Nah. Because that's like lightweight snitching, but we ain't going to do that. That ain't lightweight snitching. That's a lightweight snitching. That's sold more records than him. Like, come on, don't put that man. Don't put that man out there like that.

And don't interrupt me talking my shit with, like, real-life facts and shit. They'll make me have to explain myself. I don't want to explain myself. When the ailsons be getting their shit off, you don't interrupt with facts. Three nights at SOBs, back to back to back, sold out. Who else but us?

Mad. Mad. I feel like everyone. I feel like Carl was your dancer at a sold-out SOB show. Carl was definitely dancing at a sold-out SOB shows. He would be dancing at a sold-out SOB show. Like when do you stop chasing that dream, though, of being a dancer?

Oh, you ain't going to do that to him because he ain't here today. No, no, no, Carl's my God, but I'm just saying in general. Like, if you're a dancer and, like, you didn't make it to, like, let's say your goal is to go on tour with, like, one of the biggest acts. Chris Brown. Okay, Chris Brown, right? And it didn't happen yet. Like, do you stop before, like, the knees and the ankles start to get weak and give out? Or do you continue to chase it until it happens?

I feel like they have a lifespan of, like, a running back, though. Dancers? Yeah, it takes a lot out of you. Running back knees and dancing knees are kind of the same. Yeah. And you only, you have probably a 10-year-old. window. Yeah, hips start.

The hip start to give out a little bit. Yeah. And unless Missy Ellie's making videos again, kids aren't dancers anymore. That era's gone. Now it's just bitch is twerking. But I digress. I feel like he could go on TikTok and make, you know, like he can divert his dream because the world evolves.

So I feel like the dream can evolve. Am I, I'm a show my age here. But wasn't there a dance move called the TikTok at one point? Yes. It was, right? Well, ticking is dance. That one? What is that?

What is that? What the fuck? What the fuck was that? It's the clock. Remember that, that move? It looks like you just bang two cocks together, but what are you doing? How did you see that? You holding your hand like this.

And then you got one of here. You had a cock here and a cock here. How that, when you're, I'm now, I'm questioning. Law is horny, though. No, I'm not even horny. He said like this. Like, what is this? When is anyone taking two?

You're watching nastier porn than my father? Alexis, Texas has done this before with two cocks. That was not my algorithm. And shout out to Alexis, Texas, and those two gentlemen. I hope they're okay. Holy shit. You know, that's why I was, see, I was never a fan of that type of shit, though,

like running train on the girl for that reason. Like, I'm not bumping cocks with a nigga, bro. Like, that's not happening. Like, we're not doing that. Like, that's just crazy. Like, when you see porn and, like, she'd be sucking two dicks at the same time, I'm like, fam, you can fill his meat on your meat, bro.

Listen, I've been very open that I've, Never. We were just talking about dance movies. How the fuck did we get to your point? No, you're right, man. I'm sorry. This was a dance move. And it's a clock.

Tick-Tock. What club day was doing that in? It's a blink 182. You know a club. We ain't going to say it because I don't want to get canceled, but you know what club day was doing that movie. Pam, you got to relax. That's not a move, bro.

Y'all not going to sit. I'm not jacking that. It's just I can't go to full rotation. Not my knees, man. What? club was they getting that move over it. They was never doing that. Now, if he's talking about ticking, that's like, oh.

It's a clock, TikTok. Oh, that's a waste thing. Ah, you see, Demaris, she was like, DeMarris is such a bird. Like, the bird just seeps out. Like, you saw she stop moving her waist. That's why. So Roy could do fucking TikTok bang the clock.

No, that was crazy. No, you got your shit off. You look good doing that. He looks at, I've never seen that move. I've never seen that. And you're not going to tell me that was a real bull. I mean, you're just not the culture. That's all.

That ain't part of our culture. Who culture? Yeah, what? Coaches. It's part of somebody's culture, not hip-hop culture. The clock. Who was it called? The TikTok.

The TikTok. What DeMaris did was the tick. I remember that. I remember the West Indian. Okay, and I talked. Nah, that move. That was crazy, bro. I don't know what that was.

But, yeah, it's a lot of crazy shit going on. I don't know if y'all want to talk about it. I guess we can. You don't want to talk about it? No. Why not? No. Let's talk about the mess.

Okay. We can get through it. Okay, just kind of clean up the mess a little bit. We're not going to clean anything. I want everyone to just stop trying to be the first to report shit. Because I feel like that's what a lot of the problem. Let's start at the top. Yeah.

I think a lot of pages, a lot of accounts, a lot of blogs, a lot of, I think that people, because I'm not going to name individuals because I just don't want to give individuals that light. And I don't want to get into a back and forth because I don't know any of y'all. I don't got problems with any of y'all. And half of y'all are weird. But only half? Let's say half. Let's start a half.

It could go. It's room for improvement. But yeah, that's the first thing. People need to stop trying to be the first to report on shit and be the first with the inside scoop and the first to, you know, get as many clicks because they tweeted something about a situation that's happening and everyone's invested and everyone wants to know what's going on. That's the game, though, no? Isn't that the game? But we're talking about real life situations. We're talking about real circumstances.

We're talking about real consequences for people involved. in some of these situations. And that's where I think it gets a little trick yet. Like if it's something fun and, you know, it's just kind of like you're having a good time, then okay, you can, you know, have fun with that. But when it's real shit happening, like people are really in, like, court

and people are really going through things, let's just kind of stay away from that. Because that's a little, like, it's real people involved in this shit and there's consequences behind that shit. Well, I'm not going to go ahead and think that bloggers or even real news outlets give a fuck about people's actual lives.

No, but I'm just saying, even if you don't, some bloggers make sure that they do report facts and they do report the right shit and they do put the right shit out there. It's just the people that are quick to jump to shit and they don't know exactly. Like they're hearing things. It's like, oh, I heard, I heard, I heard.

And it's like, yeah, but this is a real circumstance. And I'll probably be guilty of doing that on my platform before. Don't believe us though. We're not going to break. I'm not, yeah, I'll be the first to tell you half of the time. I don't even know what the UN does. Yeah, no. But yeah, it's just like that's the biggest part of the message,

because that shit starts to grow legs and narratives start to take off and shit like that. And to me, that's part of the, that's the biggest part of the problem is that people are so quick to report false shit. I agree with you, but I just never expect, I never expect bloggers, which is

a really weird yin and yang of how obsessed bloggers are about other people and what they're doing but not obsessed with their actual life, if that makes sense? They don't particularly care what happened in their life

as long as it's something they can report. But I don't expect bloggers. It's like, it's like fucking high school paper. Like I don't think there's going to be integrity with it. I don't think there's going to be anything. There should be integrity and everything you do, no? Yes, there should be. Right?

That's in a dream world. That's not the real world. But the NFT world. The genre. in the metaverse. The genre in itself doesn't have, it does not call for integrity. It calls for salaciousness. So I can't,

I get it. I can't expect integrity to be in a genre that is built on the opposite. It's sensationalism and laziness and what headline can I get up before the next blog.

So yeah, it's all irresponsible, but it's blogging. It's just really, I get it. And I understand, you know, that's what sells and that's what takes off and that's what gets clicks and that's what, you know. But again, have some integrity in everything you do. You can have fun and you can, you know, be salacious and have headlines that are going to get people to click.

But at least have some integrity with it, especially when it's a situation involving people going through real life circumstances and real consequences at hand. Like that's that's all. That's all I'm saying. Well, there's no internet committee except for like Mark Zuckerberg. Like there's no penalty to misinformation. And it should be not only with bloggers. We see it with the fucking actual news, which has went from straight news to opinion news. And similar to bloggers who can break the next bullshit the quickest or who can make up the most.

There needs to be some repercussions for putting out false information. Agreed. and I don't know if that means you're shut down for a certain amount of time. I mean, we have seen it with ad dollars and things of that nature. But there is no committee with the internet that could be like, oh, that's bad. And there never will be because the internet is the fucking wild wild west. And actually why we like it is because of that. You guys should start one.

The UN of the internet? I would never want to do that. The UN of the internet? The UN. I still don't know what they do. Would I assume United Nations could do something on the internet? United niggies against misuffer. I don't think I could be in that one, but United Gingers.

We've all seen them on the playground, at the store, walking on the streets. They creep us out and make us feel sick to our stomachs. I'm talking, of course, about Ginger kids. Oh, sick. There is a ginger. A nigger without ginger. We know that. We've checked the virus.

We've researched this thing. There's a Ginger Festival in June. They said you were a keynote speaker. We're going. I would be fucking honored. Are we going? Of course we are. We'll just get you a wig.

We're fucking going, bro. Hold on, let me find it. I definitely thought I saved it. Ma, you're going to let me dye your beard, orange? I'll do that. But what if I out you as a fraud? Like, you're not a natural ginger. I think they know that I'm not a natural ginger.

I can stand in the sun. There's black people that have natural red hair. Yeah, this, yeah. Yeah, Malcolm X. Did Malcolm X have read hair? Yeah, his name was Detroit Red. I was a pet. Okay.

Did not know that. The annual Redhead Festival is in Breeda, B-R-E-D-A. I'm assuming it doesn't give a date, but I would imagine if it's going to be outside, we couldn't do it in the summer. It would have to be a full thing. Well, it looked summer in the advertisement. Yeah, but that could just be to throw us off with lighting. Ah, okay. But, I mean, you'd have to think that's a lot of SPF in one place.

If Banana Boat is not sponsoring that, you guys need to rethink your marketing plan. We need to go. I think that we should be there. I think that we should do a pod there and we should talk to others. We should talk to your brothers and sisters, yeah. I just want to go there to donate sperm. Okay.

I need you to lead us to her. Would your sperm be considered like Dr. Pepper? No, sun-kissed for sure. Oh, okay. I'm about to throw up. Can you let us know how you got to the point that you need to donate sperm? Because in, I don't know how many years,

redheads are going to be extinct because we're self-hating people. We don't want to sleep with each other. We're just gradually going to fade out. Oh, okay. So because I also am a self-hating redhead and likely will not procreate with a redhead, I still want us as a race to continue on. So I could donate my sperm to whatever DNA would work to continue the redheads going. Okay.

It's a selfless act, to be quite honest. You're dying for your country. Yeah, dying for my genetics. Dying the hair, not actually dying. You're dying for your country. I'm going to kill you in that rap battle. Anyways, spread of misinformation. Yes.

Was the DNA on the gun or not? Yo. You know what's so funny about everyone on Twitter and Instagram and all that, debating back and forth and Megan saying stuff and all that? Court is going to happen. Yeah. We don't need to debate. A scientist will come in and be like, hey, this is what happened.

People also need to prepare themselves for the possibility, but not even prepare themselves. We will never know what happened because we were not there. People keep saying, well, it's going to come out in court. You know how many people go to court who were wrongly accused? You know how many people go to get off? Like, it doesn't court, it's not called, it's the legal system, not the justice system. Like, it doesn't mean that it's whoever can prove their side the best. You don't know what happened.

We were not there. We're never going to find. can know what happened and we need to let we really need to let that part go is Megan even will she be in every court here because she's not charged with anything she'll just know what a witness one day yeah probably one day she'll be a witness oh what she's like victim the victim that's the best witness that hey this happened to me okay I don't know that that's what they classified him as witness but okay um or the defendant well she can choose not she can choose not to take the stand.

Okay. But I don't think that would help her case. And they go back April 5th, right? I think it's been pushed back until April 5th. Run this time I'm on vacation. By the way, I put that in the calendar. Yes, we saw that pop up. Oh, okay, cool.

Denied. Spoke to HR. It's fucking denied. I know we find this stuff so normal now because so much crazy shit happens, but I'm going to repeat myself again. One of the biggest acts at the time allegedly shot one of the other biggest act

that was a woman and then went on Twitter yesterday and said it's only because I got good dick I was fucking both of them anyone realize what fucking world we're in right now

this is insane no and I'm with you it's not a funny situation at all but it's funny moments after the situation like Twitter tweets from both sides

I mean it wasn't nothing funny about what Meg was tweeting. No. But Tori was having, he was having a little fun with it and, you know, listen, if you're in a situation like that

and you feel like you didn't do anything and that's your stance, then I guess you can have fun with it. You know what I mean? You can because you know you feel or you know you didn't do anything.

Is it a little inventing Anna vibes with it, maybe? Well, he was suggesting that because Megan put out, which again, I still don't understand. You don't need to do

the court of public opinion right now. You can just do court and then the public will decide after court. Right. You putting up text messages and Tori replying, it's like this is the most the way we joke about the baby's publicist. Yeah, I was literally just about the

lawyers are probably like, yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, I want to talk to the lawyers and the publishers right now. I want to see post those screenshots of your lawyer and your publicist. If you all think lawyers don't use the court of public opinion to their own divide, like, they do that a lot on purpose.

Oh, for sure. The jury is only six people from the public. Like, that's public opinion. It's the jury box. That's what people don't understand about that. Like, that's the public. We can't have the whole world sitting in here. So we're going to pick six individuals or 12, 12, 12 individuals and have them come in here

and listen to this shit and give their public opinion. They're on the outside just looking at the bullshit. I got to meet these jurors. You think those jurors don't have, some of them don't have social media? you think some of them don't are not don't have like I don't know how old the jurors are but you think some of them don't have uh grandchildren or these are nephews that they talk to about this shit like what do you think about this I just I just want Kylie to get subpoenaed just for laughs just for laughs that would be a fucking show waiting to happen that's another

Netflix special that's the part two of the people versus OJ Simpson absolutely without a Stop, y'all. If Kylie has to come to court. The people versus day star. If she has to come to court, bro, it's going to be, this is going to be a bigger media event than we ever thought it would be. For sure. It's already a big event because, again, it's two of our bigger stars of our culture, two of

our more talented artists in our culture, and a situation that we've never, ever seen in our culture. The debate about what those apology text messages that Meg posts, for those I don't know, she posted text messages of Tori apologizing to her. The debate of one person saying, you're apologizing for shooting me. And then the other side saying, no, I'm apologizing for fucking both y'all.

Is anyone realize the world we're living in rent? No, it's fucking crazy. It's a mess. It's insane. It's a mess. Some people need to be sent to their corners. Go sit in the corner. That's what we used to happen.

Everybody. Everybody goes sit in the fucking corner. Ukraine, Russia. everybody go sit in the fucking corner sit down relax breathe life is supposed to be beautiful

Bill Gates just said yeah COVID's over but another one's coming I just don't know if we're going through I don't know what the fuck up my summer because I'm trying to redo summer 16 and if he fuck up my summer bro

you're trying to redo summer 16 would you like to share what you were doing in summer 16? We always lit summer 16 if you wasn't lit summer 16 you wasn't outside yeah you kind of lame summer 13 and summer 16 If you weren't doing nothing, he was like,

yeah. There was something really wrong with you. Summer 13 was a good summer. Summer 16 was a good summer. Summer 16 was the year that work came out. Remember that year? Work? Rihanna?

Yes. I don't remember how to do. They were shaking ass. They was throwing ass. Oh, summer that summer. I think didn't we get lemonade? Yep, lemonade that summer. We got anti-in lemonade and views.

And blonde. and I feel like there was and Life of Pablo Blonde came out in the summer? I don't know if it's the summer Blondon came out later that year from my mistake I'm about 2016

I'm just talking about 2016 2016 was crazy as far as Music? Did we get 440? No, we got that No, 444 was 2017 It was after a little bit Yeah, of course

And I think we got seated at table in 2016 Yeah, I think so too That year was crazy But yes, everyone needs to go to their corners this is insane. I don't know why they push to April for this court. I don't know.

I think they're getting another professional or scientist or whatever. I don't know the exact terminology to look at the DNA evidence, something like that. Just gathering more information. Gathering more information. Things like that. And that's what happens when it's a case like this, a high-profile case. He said, she said. Yeah, you got to make sure that all the bases are covered, all the evidence is in.

and then you can present and defend and talk to the jury and you know, a decision will be made. It's funny he brought up Anna. Tori might end up in ICE with Anna. Yeah, because he was born in Canada, right? Yeah. It's a fucked up situation, man.

It's a fucked up situation. I mean, you know, again, we've never seen nothing like this, so it's kind of like, is this real? Like we even, like I said, even get some of those tweets yesterday, it's like, wait, this is a real case. Yeah.

They're really going to court because it feels like this is some shit that's just like a Twitter timeline story. Like it doesn't even seem like this is something that's, yeah, like they, these people are really going to court. This feels like somebody that flew out to meet a girl and like it went terrible. It doesn't, you know what I mean? Just reading the threat. Yeah. Yeah. Like it doesn't feel like a real case that's in the court of law right now.

Like it's fucking crazy. But either way, man, prayers to both sides, prayers to, you know, everybody involved in that shit. To the truth. Prayers to the truth. Prayers to the truth as well. And prayers to party. And prayers to party. I mean that dead seriously.

No, no, for real. Because I know that he's going as if your girlfriend is going through something like that and I'm sure they've talked about the situation that happened as a man, as, you know, you want to be there to defend your woman and, you know, a man talking to her like that about a situation that happened. And, you know, I understand. Emotions are high. But again, everybody just, you know, let what's going to happen happen happen.

let things fall into the right place and let the courts handle it. Yeah, and as someone that has a temper, sometimes just knowing you could do it is enough. It's not just... Like, I know what would happen if I ran into you, so I'm cool with just that... Everybody just...

Knowing the truth there, I can settle and be like, okay, we both know what would happen. Yeah, so let's just leave it at that. Just everybody... Especially with something that serious, because, like, as a boyfriend, like, I know he... Like, his only stance should be,

yo, you shut up. Don't argue with them. Don't argue with them. Just shut up. Yeah. Shut up. Everybody shut up. Get off the internet.

Like real shit because. But you know, it's hard for Meg. I think because I think she, she, I think, you know, like most women, she sits back and she reads what people are saying about her. She lets a lot of shit go. Yeah. That's why when she was getting her shit off, I'm like, I can't even be mad at you because I can't imagine having millions and millions of people giving their fucking opinion on some serious shit that happened to me. And that's what it is. I can't imagine that.

Let's even. For the record, let's say Tori didn't shoot her. Let's say he didn't fire a gun, right? The fact remains is that she was shot in the foot, right? Bullets, fragments, whatever it is, shrapnel, whatever you want to call it. Hit her in the foot. That's the situation. Okay, so who did it?

Leave that up to the courts and the lawyers to do that. The bottom line is she was shot. Yeah. Everybody keeps telling her she lying. They calling her. And that's the problem. Megan Smollet. Yeah, and that's the problem.

Which that shit is funny, but it's not funny. Right, it's not funny, but the little comments around it is like, I giggle, but I'm like, nah, you have to because you're human. It's like, okay, y'all being, this is where you're taking this shit, y'all being silly. Well, I definitely laughed when I saw that people were on Clubhouse, analyzing Megan's bone structure and her foot. Everyone's a forensic specialist now. You know, people breaking down, what's, patiatrist?

What is the foot doctor? Podiatrist. Pediatrist. The internet goes from lawyers to now they... Just like that. Nobody went to school for any of this. They know. They're Dr. Sholes.

Niggas watch a whole... Niggas watch a season of first 48 and think that they could solve any crime. Like, the well actually Twitter and Clubhouse is like that'll bud in. Well, actually, there's 75 bones in your foot. You know, fam, somebody block him. Somebody block him. Listen, man. Actually, the big toe contains like, all right, fam.

It's just crazy. What do you do for a living? That's what happens. You're an Amazon truck drover. That's what happens when everyone has social media. Everyone feels like they can chime and everyone feels like they have a voice. So that's what you leave yourself open to, especially when you're a public figure. I mean, you know, it is what it is.

But either way, prayers to both of them and let the court and court of law handle it and decide what happens. That's it. Hey, well, this is bad news and maybe I'm late. They just blew up the Ukraine International Airport. Yo, are you serious? Yeah. and we keep rolling just this shit is serious and for real

yeah and scary prayers as much as I want to use our platform responsibly for this I'll be the first to say I'm still educating myself on everything going on so

I can't give everyone a political science breakdown of this entire thing except for I hope for the best that's crazy blown up a whole fucking airport yeah it's sad man

Sad. Let me move the fuck out of New York because y'all know y'all always the first to go. Politics and, you know, control and money is, you know, it causes you to do things such as go to war, you know. And so the bottom line is control and money. And that's a very sad thing. But again, prayers to anyone affected,

prayers to anyone that will be affected, which we all, I think, are affected anytime there's war. even if you're not from the country. I think it affects you in some way. It's going to affect people financially. It's going to affect people spiritually, psychologically. It will affect you. So, praise to everybody because this is a war affects all people,

even if it's not on your land. It affects you. For sure. I guess we can switch gears. Do you guys watch the Donatoom show? Bingo cards. I'm sorry. We have to talk about Kanye West, everyone.

I apologize. There's a lot going on with. We have to talk about it. There's a lot going on with Kanye. I did not see episode two of genius, but I will. So we can talk about it and I'm pretty sure, you know, most of our listeners have seen it already. Yeah, I watched episode two. How was it?

What did you think? It was great. It was... Better than one? Yes, only because you got to see the recording sessions of almost every record. Okay. that was really cool. And that's what we want. And that was really, really cool. Like

to go in and it's like the shit that happens in one day sometimes is insane. And I'm speaking from experience as well. I know other people like just you just have days where it's like, wait, how did this happen? How did this happen? How did this happen? Right. Kanye couldn't, because your brother wouldn't open the recording

budget. So Biggs would not open the recording budget. Kanye West, drove into a light pole broke his jaw and Biggs was like I'm not spending money on that guy he's a liability definitely a liability

what is he just running in a telephone pole and shit what is Kanye doing? Oh man so yeah it gets in a post accident and you know some of the dental stuff and him recovering in the W because the doctor wouldn't let him fly and you know him still

working through that and recording through the wire with his mouth shut but one of the days was really interesting because Biggs wouldn't open the recording budget he had to keep

getting favors from people for studio time so I guess Farrell had promised him that he could use his studio so he goes in

to the lobby of Farrell's joint and they're like we've never heard of you there's nothing on the books and he's like no I should need like 15 minutes

15 minutes and somehow gets in and plays Farrell through the wire and talks with him through that and I had no idea

that you rap like this is insane then he walks Then he walks out of the frail shit and someone's like, oh, Luda's down the hall. And he's like, oh, yeah, I needed to go talk to Lula. Yeah, no, I'm here to see Luda. Like, I'm not scheming because that's the wrong word. But I love watching P.

Yeah, really hustle. Not hurting nobody. Hustling. Finding your way into rooms, like down the hall. Got the stand-up first. That's not frowned upon once the artist or the person that's doing it is really talented. Oh, yeah. It's frowned upon.

It's like, yo, get out of here. with this shit. But when it's Kanye bringing that type of shit, you're like, oh, shit, I'm glad this dude just did that. He's fucking amazing. Well, and that's also back to the Twitterverse of like, yeah, I had heard stories of Kanye going into Def Jam offices standing on desk and saying, I'm the next Michael Jackson when he hadn't put a song out. But there's also been 10,000 other people that have done that. He's just the one exception. And there has been 10,000 people that have lied to get into sessions and did some bullshit. So that's why everyone's like, Why couldn't they tell with Ye?

Because there's been a million people that have done that and weren't the actual genius that Kanye became. Right. Neither are nor there. Wait, Kanye produced stand-up? Mm-hmm. Really? Stand-up.

Yeah. Wow. I always thought that was Timberlin. No, that was Kanye. But that's what I kind of thought was so ill of Kanye, like, cashing in his favors. With people like he had Scarface come in because he had just done, guess he was bad, can't be life, a few other jobs. And then he was like, oh, Luda's down all he knows who I am because I've done a beat for him.

So it's not going to look that crazy. And then he gets the breathe in, breathe out verse. And just walks out and then plays Feralmore shit and then walks out the studio. And it's like, all right, I got my Farrell co-signed. And I just got a Ludacris verse for my album. Right. Just in one hallway, just by saying, yo, I was told I could be here. I remember being up at baseline around that time.

Kanye had first started coming around. and he had produced he was making joints for pretty much everybody he did not hard knock life blueprint and at that time they were working on beans album and he did a joint for beans

and then I think that he had I don't know if he played a beat because that's what he was doing he would give you a beat but then he would also it would come with the hook already and he would be rapping the hook or whatever and I remember saying I remember I told Biggs one day

I was like oh that dude is nice because at that time we I don't think we other than like the Farrells a lot of beats didn't really come with hooks Yeah you know what I mean Swiss was doing it Tim sort of The ones

The ones that have been doing it for a while that were artists themselves So I remember when McConae and he had only like the Durango boots Remember when niggas used to wear derango boots He had the Durango boots with like the motorcycle jacket. So it was kind of like...

Just like one of the village people. Right. And it was kind of like people like... Everybody at baseline was Air Force One's jerseys. You know what I'm saying? Like looking the way we look. Big jeans, rock away and shit on. And I remember like watching Kanye

just walk through baseline and go from the A room to the B room and kind of like maneuver. And I'm like, yo, this dude is... You know what I mean? Like he's hungry. Yeah. And you can see it. I mean, you know, Just was the go-to guy at the time.

Just Blaze was like the one that everybody was like, or just I need a joint. I need a joint. I need a joint or Bink at the time. Timberlin, of course. But I remember hearing the joints Kanye was doing and I was like, yo, this dude is nice. And I think I remember him and Jay, we had a talk and he said something about Kanye was adamant or nine. Chicago, you know, we're going, you know, like we need that, we need that 808.

We need that knock. And I think Jay told him something to the extent of, yeah, but we making music for the world, not for Chicago. Yeah. It was something like that around that time. and I think the year after that it was like Kanye was out of here like you know what I'm saying it was like all right he's

but you can see it early like you can see the way he was moving and the confidence he had in himself and how hunger he was to work with artists that was at baseline at the time whether it was beans whether it was the young guns whether whoever he just wanted to

get joints to whoever was was cutting the album at the time he flew to LA to give PD crack beats that's how he got in a car accident he was there because he saw PD at was it one time for Petey video.

And Pete was like, I need beats, but I have to go to LA. And he's like, I'll go to L.A. Yeah. And that's why he was there even with the accident

to begin with. Yeah. Now, Kanye definitely, he definitely worked and he definitely hustled, but the talent was always there. Yeah. The talent was always,

obviously you knew this dude was talented and he believed in herself and he loved what he was doing and this is what he wanted to do. But, I mean, I don't think anybody at that time back then knew that maybe except for Kanye and, you know,

his mom, rest in peace, believe that he would be who he is today. Like, you can see the, obviously, the talent. Yeah. But you don't, you know what I mean? It wasn't like anybody's like, oh, he's going to be the biggest. That wasn't the feeling. It was like, this dude is talented. This dude is dope. And he's going to make a lot of noise. But to what he is today is, like it's almost like two different people almost. You know what I'm saying? But also like the exact same person. Yeah. Like it's still there. You see it? Yeah. But it's like amplified

and magnified times a million at this point. But it's still moments and things, you know, you see interviews and things. And you're like, okay, he's still that person, though. It's still there. It's just that he realizes that, you know, I am who I am. And I got a lot of this attention and these accolades because I always believed to myself and had the utmost confidence. And being around Dame helped that because Dame was the same way.

You know what I mean? Dame just can't make beats or produce or rap as, you know, as Kanye can. But that confidence that, yo, listen, we the shit, I'm dope, can't nobody tell me I'm not, and I'm not settling for nothing is what Kanye embodies. Yeah, and you can definitely see in the doc the stuff that he, what rubbed off from Jay and what rubbed off from Dane. And I feel like Dane rubbed off way more than Jay did, even though it would appear like Kanye was trying to be the backpacker Jay.

Yeah. But it's Dane the entire time. And now, right now he's Dane. Absolutely. And I mean that in a good positive way. Yeah, like people like to knock Dame a lot. But like he always says, he just has the utmost confidence in his crew, his artist, and the people he works for. And he fights for the people he works for.

And he wants to own everything. And this basically what Kanye is today. He wants to own everything, do everything on his terms, protect the culture. You know, like, if we're going to sell the coach, let us own it at least. Like, let us have the ownership. So I can't wait to watch episode too, though. I'm mad I didn't watch it. Your brother's in a lot of the scenes.

Doesn't say a word per usual, but... He's more talkative these days than he was back then, for sure. On some quick nerd shit, because you brought up baseline in Just Blaze. Don't cut this out. There's rap nerds in the world. Because I'm a rap nerd, I listen to this MF Doom podcast that's about his life. It's actually really, really interesting. I got to check it out.

And one of the episodes, MC Search does it. Oh, dope. One of the episodes they had Guru on. Mm-hmm. And he was saying, and tell me if this is true when you were in baseline, your brother Hopp and guru would play Doom when Doom first came out, like in the front room or whatever would be. I forgot how you worded it.

Like the front room is for like real hip-hop shit. That was for, you know, hits. And everyone at baseline thought MF Doom was really Just Blaze. Because they had similar tones. Everyone was like, Nosh Just. Because Just was making like outside of like the hits hits that he would make for Jay, he was still. still a rap nerd at the end of day too, so he would make weird shit that Jay wouldn't take.

So because MF. Doom and just, I can see their tones. Right. Someone getting that confused. So when they would be playing that, they'd be like, yo, Hoping Guru just fucking with us. That's just. Just want to be a rapper now. I think I kind of sort of remember that. I think I remember that being the thing.

I remember Just Blaze being a super like laid back standoffish dude that just was like making fucking two-way page alerts all day. Like he made like a lot of alerts that people had on their two-ways back then like Just made a lot of them shits. And I remember he had a PlayStation chain, I think. I remember. Yeah, I remember that. The controller, I think he had that.

Yeah, just was like a gamer, like a for real gamer. Yeah. I don't think I knew Just Blaze was Just Blaze until like he was pulling up some beats one day. You just thought he was a guy that played PlayStation at Baseline? I thought he was a dude that just was at baseline working there and was, you know, into video games. I didn't know he was producing all this shit. I was laughing from the fade to black movie when Just hadn't had a record on the black album yet.

And Jay was like, I turned on MTV. This motherfuckers was just buying Nintendo games. Like I called Carlene and said, here, he has no record and he's on MTV just playing video games all day. No, he was a gamer for real, for real. Like, Jess was a techie, you know, gamer. He was that guy with the dreds.

That's when he had the long dreds at the time. Yeah, just was a, he was a gamer for sure. Baseline is legendary, man I can't wait for y'all to do the actual Real Baseline doc Not even the Rockefeller doc The just baseline doc Baseline was a legendary legendary

Studio man Shout out the baseline Rest and peace to baseline We can get off Kanye soon But the Don the 2 show Did anyone watch No, I've seen clips of Kanye Walking in a flood

Slamming a mic into the water I mean it happens But similar set to the original Donda show But they just add a lot of water and they lit the house on fire. I know this has turned into Kanye Dick riding session, but

the new music sounds really fucking good. Like, the new shitty played, I actually enjoyed. It sounded very good. It kind of reminded me, get your bingo cars ready. Oh, we already said Hove. The new content kind of sounds like if 444 didn't work out.

Yeah. If they didn't make amends, this is 555. This is 445? Yeah. 445? Like she wasn't as understanding as B. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Got you. Got you. Okay. Because it is very mature, adult, marriage, family type of raps, but they're just not the hey, it worked out. It said, we're really going through it type of shit. But it sounded good.

It really did sound good. The Migos record, too, sounded really cool. The future record sounds. the great. Well, he EPed it. I hope his record sounds great. I don't think Kanye West is letting Future actually EP an album. And that's no Knox to future. I don't think anyone on, I mean, well, if he, I don't even think he let Quincy Jones EP is. Well, if he's, if he's lame in him as executive producer, that's huge on a Kanye. Yeah, I think that's more marketing than anything. I'm sure future is definitely, Kanye doesn't need any marketing. Let's be 100%.

His life is marketing. His life is a market. Exactly my point. So he wouldn't do something like, He wouldn't do something like grab future and say your future executive producer. That is the perfect person to stand next to when you get a divorce. I don't do the most toxic man on earth. He just said he want to do an album with Lil Dirk. He's running around with Antonio Brown and the nigga that post quotes,

it's not your brother the other one. Yeah, but that niggas not. Kanye doesn't, when I say he wouldn't do something like, you know how, bro, you know what that does for futures career to say that he executive produce a Kanye West album? He already tweeted. I'm the only one that can get Kanye West on a stage, He's not even hove.

I'm better than him. So this is what I'm saying. That doesn't do nothing for Kanye. Say in the future executive produce my... Oh, that just adds more... It doesn't do nothing for Kanye. Let's be very clear about that. Yeah, it does.

What does that do for Kanye? Because there's a younger group of kids that... Still love Kanye and I'll buy everything out the fucking gap. Their go-to-his future before his yay. Not buying everything out to get. Yeah, like Kanye don't need no fucking future executive... Yeah, Kanye don't need none of that. It's not about him.

He likes it. I just said it need none of this shit. All right. So who does that do it more for? Kanye or future? Saying that future exactly. It does more for future, obviously, but it doesn't mean that Kanye doesn't like doing that shit. Yeah, that's not what we debate.

It just is more fuel to add to the attention of it. And future has the kids. That's a big fucking look, though, for future. For sure. Well, Future is up there as far as, of course, he's not icon level like Kanye West. But future is no slouch when it comes to that list of. That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying.

Rappers, period. Kanye is doing that, doing that for marketing. I don't agree with it. He doesn't need that marketing. Well, he doesn't need any of this marketing. Kanye could have just put burning houses on billboards all over the fucking country and that would have been it. Like, this shit was going to do what it's going to do. You understand what I'm saying?

Like that's where Kanye is. He could just put an image of Don the 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, whatever that was all over the country and didn't have to drop a track list, nothing. That's not Kanye West though. He's going to do every last little thing. That's why he's so great. why his rollouts are so amazing, why his albums are so amazing, because he's going to focus on every last tiny, tiny detail and not go, well, it'll sell regardless if I just do this or not.

Future's just one lobed peg in the entire rollout brain of Kanye. No, I get, listen, I fuck with Future. And he sounds great on the album. No, Future is easy. But he's future for a reason. He's not, he ain't no slouch. This is future. But I'm just saying, I just don't, you know, the executive producing shit.

And you're saying he may not have really executive producer. And I'm just like, why would Kanye do that? But whatever. there are games that you know little knob turn as I call it like just put his name there yeah for sure you know I get I get that shit I mean he's no LeBron when it comes to putting out in the God no of course future I don't want to put there yeah no he brought game out to do the

easy record which I fucking love I don't think it was game yeah I gotta be what's wrong with you what do you mean pause this is gonna sound crazy it just didn't look those game shoulders it just didn't look like game it just didn't look like him yeah you didn't move like a blood Look at you. You already dance at him. He wasn't doing like rap, blood rap,

he wasn't doing blood rap shit. The rap hands weren't game hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel you. I was like, that's not gay. Who is that? Sometimes, yeah, you know, like, nah, that ain't.

And even though you may not be sure, but you're like, something ain't right with this. That's not who I think it is. Another quick fun fact. I was listening to Juan Epstein's podcast. Syf said when kind of used to bring out the bear, the college dropout bear shows, that was Dave Chappelle in the costume.

There was a part of it in the clip in the documentary where he comes out and takes off the mask. Yeah. That was Chappelle. But, okay, Dave may have did that. Not the whole tour. Okay. But no, no, instead of the major, like the major joints,

because Dave would go to a lot of, like, Philly with like bigger shit on the East Coast. Okay. That was Dave. That's fine. That's hard. That's hard. That's hard. That might have been Chappelle as game, for all I know.

Chappelle as game. Dave been in the gym, but, like, he ain't, he got game shoulders, though. He ain't not. I'm not doing that. Wack 100, do the knowledge. Did I have been telling you all the time I was tripping and, like, off drugs, and I was seeing everything and like that Kanye graduation

like my real world was like the Kanye graduation cartoon like the bears the colors like everything. So the acid? Who are you on? Shroom? No, it was a weed gummy actually.

Oh, yeah. That was not a weed gummy. It was a, I'm telling you, that was a weed gummy. I'd have been a roofy. It honestly, it might have been. Now that you know what? You can be so high

sometimes off of like THC and shit like that where you will start hallucinating. Yeah, that's. I've never been that high of weed. It can't. Especially edibles, because I've been crazy how out of edibles before.

And I definitely saw, like, penguins, like, flying outside the window. And I was like, yo, bro, what the, fuck? Yeah, penguins, right? It was snow, but it was snowing outside. You saw the Kanye bear, so don't judge him. Yeah, like, you saw the Kanye mascot. I'm so penguins. Yeah, like, come on, man.

Yeah. But, yeah, I got to check out episode two of Genius. And watch the show. The Dona show. Yeah, I'm going to watch that, too. I'm watch older than today. They did Fabio dirty. They didn't give him in ears, so he couldn't hear shit.

And most of the entire sound system was kind of the fuck. People were rapping over the actual songs. So he can't hear shit. And everyone's blaming on Fabio. I'm like, he's in an arena. They gave him no in ears. He can't hear anything.

He can't hear what he's doing. Yeah. So that was unfortunate. And they brought out. I heard Alicia Key sounded great, though. Is that what you heard? That's what I heard. Who told you that?

My home boy went to the movie theater to see that, to see the, to watch the show. He actually bought tickets to the movie theater. He didn't know. This was before they announced it would be streaming. So he just bought tickets to the theater. He was in there by himself.

No, it was a few people in there. I mean, I'm glad they did the record. Okay. Thank you. Thank you so much. Did you like to Euphoria? I did see Euphoria. And Playboy Cardi was a member of insane cloud posse.

It was a lot was going on towards the end of that show. And I don't even know what other dude was. Listen, I love the fact that Kanye's able, I think his biggest, strength is the fact of the people that he is able to pull into the same room. That's a strength. That's a superpower. Anytime you can have Elon Musk standing next to French Montana, you're just a different

type of... Rory standing next to consequence. Yeah, like, you're just a different type of person. I can do that on the farmers. But musically sometimes, I'm just, I'm stuck trying to figure out what exactly is going on. And I'm all with, you know, taking artists from different. cultures and genres and blending them with this culture, this genre. I'm with that.

But sometimes it's a miss. Sometimes it's like, I don't know if I would have did that. A lot of times it's good. Though I feel like Donda, he didn't miss in that regard. I was very nervous when I saw those names. I'm like, this might suck. It's too many young kids and Kanye. I feel like he's forcing it.

It sounded fine to me. Okay. And on this one as well. He did, and we can close right after this, but this is just a separate conversation. He did have something that was kind of like an interlude. I don't know if it was a full record. saying that he's no longer

or he will not buy Louis now that Virgil is passed. Yeah. Okay. And if you buy Louis now that Virgil's passed, you're a dirt bag. Well damn, I'm a dirt bag because I definitely went to Louis when we went to Atlanta and bought a belt.

I remember. I'm a piece of shit. Sorry, Kanye. Was Virgil dead yet? At that time, I believe so, yeah. I believe so, right? When we went to Atlanta? It might have just happened.

It was in that area. But go ahead. Yeah, I think it was, I think he had passed already. Yes, he did. He did pass already. He did. Is that the first thing Kanye said about Virgil since he passed? Publicly?

Well, yeah, of course publicly. I don't know. I'm sure privately he's had plenty of conversation. I don't know. Did he do, the show he did with Drake, did he say something or wear something? No. No. There was nothing was mentioned in which it had just happened.

And Drake and Kanye are both. Because Virgil was supposed to be the creative director for that show, if I'm not mistaken. I'm not sure. I think he was supposed to be a creative director for that show. And I'm going to tell you about it. Because I remember thinking that the show wasn't going to happen when Virgil passed. I'm like, I don't think Kanye is going to be able to do this. Yeah, I assume because the timing was so quick that him and Drake both were like,

let's do something proper. Let's not rush something just to do it for Virgil. Yeah. Right. But yeah, I thought that was an interesting statement. I kept repeating it for about three minutes straight. Maya lights on. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Thank you, Edith. But Euphoria. Yes. I'm caught up. Euphoria is a really, really great show, man. I think it's very well written. I think Zendaya may be the next biggest actress in Hollywood. She is.

Oh, in Hollywood, which is different. Okay. I think in Hollywood. I think she's... She's the one. You can kind of see when they're grooming the next one. And she's definitely the next one. I'll hot take it.

I think she's the best actor right now, period. The movie Malcolm and Marie with Zendaya and John David Washington. We saw that then because people killed that movie and I liked it. I did too. I liked it. Yeah, people didn't like it because, well, A lot of people, people don't know about film. So a lot of people were expecting it to be a more. movie, right? And it's not really a movie.

It was more of like a monologue type of thing. It was a film. It was art. It was black and white. It was beautiful. It was a little shop. Yeah. You can definitely go to Greenwich and see that at one of the theaters in Greenwich. For sure. Matinee. I killed it online when I was talking about the way she made the mac and cheese.

I forgot about that. Yeah. I killed that because I was like, Zendaya, no respectable black man is eating instant craft mac and a lot of them do. And the way you, the way John Washington was scarfing that shit down. I was just like, oh, give this man an awesome. Because I know he did not, he did not fucking enjoy that craft mac and cheese at all.

He had to train for months. And his dad is Denzel. And his mom is, you know, you can tell she can burn in the kitchen. Yeah. But Malcolm and Marie, when I saw that, I remember saying to myself like, yo, Zendaya is really dope. Like, she can really, really, like, make you believe this character and the things that she's saying. Like, she really dives into that shit.

And I remember saying that back then, but then with Euphoria, because Euphoria was out around that time too. Season one had happened. Yeah. And I remember saying like... She was great, but she wasn't this. Yeah. So I remember seeing that shit.

I'm like, yo, Zendaya might be the one. But after this, you know, this season of Euphoria, it's a clear no-brainer that. Zendaya is the next biggest actress in Hollywood. I believe she has an Oscar somewhere with her name on it. She won me for a while. Before I watched Euphoria Season 1, people were like, I just felt like people were hyping her up. And, you know, like I'm used to the, oh, she's the biracial girl in Hollywood.

They're going to try to make her a thing and this, this and that. And then when I watched Euphoria, I was like, oh, no, wow, this girl can really act. Like, she really like burns. The scene of the last one, not the last episode, the one before that had to open the scene, which is the Jolly Rancher. and she's struggling to open it and she had snot falling out of her

shit like that you can't It was given viola with the snop Yeah like you can't fake that Like that's Zendaya really had to go out And catch a cold You know what I'm like Or some heroin Yeah like

Or she really like shout up some dope Which I'm praying she didn't But seeing little things like that To me It shows like Yo she's studied And like she's really into this role Like she's not

You don't think that this is like bullshit tears or snot this is real shit happening. Her entire family in that show does her mom, the girl I plays her mom does a really good job. The granddaughter plays her sister. Gia's shout out the stormry a really, really good job. She only has to

do one thing, every scene. Just look upset and overwhelmed. Every scene. She's Rory. That's a skill too, though. That's a skill. That's a skill. That's a skill. That's a skill. We don't want to take away from my skill.

Oh, no, no. She's great. I just want them to write something else for her this season besides looking distressed. More range from her. She's great at that every single scene. She's just terrified. Her last scene in this last episode where she was eating ice cream when she looked at the room and said,

if you want to kill yourself, go ahead. I got to worry about my other kid. And people were like, oh my God, that's so cruel to say to a drug addict, I'm like, as a person who knows real drug addicts, no, that's not. Sometimes you get to that point. Yeah, sometimes you get to that point with drug addicts. You're like, you'll listen, we've done all week.

And I was talking to somebody about that, about when people get locked up and you know, you start to feel, if you're locked up with them, you feel bad because you realize they have nobody coming to visit them, no money on their commissary, like people, they don't have nobody. And I said, but that happens because the family gets to a point where it's like, yo, we've been down this road 30 times with him. Yeah.

He's not gonna help himself. Doing the same shit. Like, we're not gonna keep sending him money and, you know, it's like, bro, you keep doing dumb shit. Like, all right, go sit in there. Go deal with that shit. At some point. And sometimes that's what it comes.

It comes to that when you're dealing with a drug addict in your home, you get to a point where you feel like, yo, I've done all I can do. I have other people in the family that need me. And your self-preservation. Exactly. And it's also like you kind of numb yourself. Like you have to take yourself to the point where, oh, now this person that I love so much, they might actually die and they're trying to kill themselves.

Let me prepare myself for that eventuality. And it sounds cold, but like, it's real. It's real. And take you, if we keep focusing on this person, we're going to take out the whole. family. Yeah. Take myself out, overstretching, trying to

get to do shit. And then, because I know, let's not even say drugs, I know siblings that have had, I'm sorry, that have had siblings that are like, manic depressive, bipolar, everything. And the family just focuses on that person

and neglects all the other kids. And the other kids end up fucked up too. Because it's like they literally had no parents because everyone was just focused on this, this child that was going through something. Sometimes you have to cut the cancer. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Sometimes that's what it comes down to, got to cut the cancer and, you know, move forward with what you have and with what is healthy. And that's just the bottom line. But yeah, shout out to Zendaya. She's doing an amazing job. Her comedic timing in the serious moments. She's so much.

Like, that's part of being a great actor. I know what I'm saying. She's fucking incredible. Zendaya is a man. She's an amazing actress. Yeah, the last episode was good. I'm looking forward to the season finale. But they did.

First of all, who gave the budget for that play? Who's fucking school? I don't know, right? Like, the budget was insane. It was good. I enjoyed it. And Sam Levinson, who's the writer and director, because this is one of the best shot shows I've seen in quite some time

outside of the obvious with the writing. He did Malcolm and Mary too. Yeah. Marie, sorry. So I kind of see and hope that him and to stay together through their career. I hope they kind of become that type of fucking De Niro and fucking Scorsesey type of shit. Like they just continue to work together. A lot of actors and directors and producers do that.

Spike Lee is the most famous for that. He's had people in his first movie, Olim until his last movie, some of the same characters, actresses. Because you start writing, I feel like as a writer and as a director, you start writing roles for this person. I know this person will fuck this roll up. Like I know they would kill it. So let me create this with them in mind. And then it gets to a point where as a director and an actor, y'all develop this chemistry and this synergy

where you already know how I want you to say this. You already know how I want you to do this. So it's like you don't waste time with trying to get somebody to understand the lines or how to bring the lines to life, which is why Spike Lee has been amazing at that. Like Spike Lee doesn't get enough. credit, I think. Honestly, I thought about that a couple weeks ago when I saw him. Yeah. I don't

think Spike Lee gets the like in that world he does. I'm talking about from the fans and from people that the movie goers and stuff like that. I don't think that people give Spike the it's kind of like with Quincy Jones to me, with music.

I think a certain era does. The average person that listens to music and, you know. Well, it's a different era. But even in eras, I think that because there's certain people in culture, right? And there's certain people in entertainment and stuff that I feel like we should never lose sight of and their contributions and what they did. And I feel like, and again, it's a generational thing. I think that more and more people are forgetting about Spike and don't really like a lot of people just know Spike Lee as an avid New York Knicks fan.

You know what I mean? Like they don't really know. Those are young people. Right. But even as a young person, you should know if you're watching certain films, like if you're a fan of Snowfall, if you're a fan of power, if you're any of these black shows in our culture that we love and we watch every week, I think that you can't truly love those shows and have respect and appreciation for those shows

without having love and appreciation for Spike Lee, John Singleton. Yeah, but who's going to teach them that? That's the thing. Yeah. And it's the weird thing about entertainment is you're entertaining. It's not to be studied unless you're like a nerd. You want to be a cinematographer, director, things like that. So many people watch and listen to things so they can shut off the world in which they need to actually learn and like actually operate and know everything and be productive. So the average consumer I can see just not giving a fuck as long as the show is good.

And their hit was so much, this is the most influx of TV and entertainment ever. So to even try to sit and appreciate something to the point where let me go figure out who directed this, I can't see the average person ever doing that. We'll do that. And like with Spike, when Spike was really at his peak, there wasn't 10,000 movies coming out every single day. Like you looked forward to, you knew Steven Spielberg was doing something every two years. Like you really anticipated and waited because there was time to appreciate and figure out. oh, who did this. Oh, I recognize how that shot from the last movie I saw.

Now it's just your hit with 10,000. I can't even keep up, let alone know who directed it. Three of your favorite movie directors. Martin Scorsese, for sure. Hmm. That's a good question. No Tarantino? I'm not the biggest Tarantino fan.

I know it's kind of blasphemous. I'm just not... I don't know if it's a personal thing. It is person I just don't like him movies and what you like his person No no like

Him as a human being Oh you've hung out with him No I've never met him It's great man He just he just reminds me of Someone that This because he says the N word Or has said the N word

Well no I've I've met Joe Rogan before And I didn't do anything So That's not what's gonna stop Right No he just looks like that person That like

Hides kids in his basement Like he has a I stand off in the window and jack off face while the kids are like I feel like when the Harvey Weinstein shit happened he was probably like

well let's hear him out like I feel like he's one of those yeah and his movies are so sick in the head and while I can appreciate sick in the head art I'm scared that it's really what he'd be doing in his life

and I'm Quentin I apologize I just called him a low key petto I didn't mean this but he has like the pedal He has the petal vibe. He doesn't have a beard, right? No.

He doesn't have a mustache? He doesn't. I feel like that's what it is. I feel like if you don't have a mustache as a man, I feel like you shaved it all off and you're hiding something. And he's a fucking thief. Like all his movies he stole from someone else. Yeah.

So I don't know if I could put him there. I know that's blasphemous to the movie world that I'm just not a big Quentin Tarantino fan. Are we canceling Quentin right here right now? Because I'll do it if you're doing it. I mean, if you're canceling a white person for using the N-word, Quentin's first ballot Hall of Fame

He leans it to that word God damn it Samuel you're not saying it right You got to say it like this Put some more funk on it He would have the KKK Going like though You are using this word

Like you're going crazy We don't even talk to that way You don't even use that burden You're like you're going crazy Sir We were not doing that back then I'm a Scorsese guy Which is the obvious, but he is really one of

Spike Lee and Guy Ritchie. Okay. I'm a huge Guy Ritchie fan. I love Guy Ritchie movies. I'm a huge guy Ritchie fan. Yeah, that's a good question. I wish you would have to ask me that earlier so I could think about it.

And obviously John Singleton, of course. Yeah. Obviously John Singleton. I'm going to add David Yates in there as well because I'm a nerd. Good one. And he directed all the Harry, well, almost all the Harry Potter movies. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. all right well can you see yourself Talapari I hate Tyler Perry movies I'm not gonna say I'm not a Talapary fan I respect Tyler Perry I think his story is

one of one I think obviously his work ethic is incredible I think his heart is amazing I think his mind Yo all right we get it Everything's good You got nice feet

No no no no You complimented every single thing On him except for his directorial skills Which is what we're talking about I'm just saying, I'm getting to that, De Maris. I'm just saying I think he's, you know, he's done great films and great movies. I just think that some of it is a little too, it magnifies black trauma a little too much.

That's all. Like certain movies is like, I know we got our issues in our families, but God damn. Like all of this happened at the Thanksgiving dinner? You know what I'm saying? It's like, Jesus Christ. Like I get it. But come on, man. Like some black families have their shit together, Tyler.

Like, you know what I mean? It's not, all black families are not dealing with all of this type of shit. Like, Jesus. But anytime you open up a lot like that in black Hollywood, which is Atlanta, and open up your space to other black creatives, I got to salute you and thank you for that. Roy, could you ever see yourself being a director? I know you get to like your writing bag and your acting bag. No, I would never put anything out.

I'm a director as well. I don't know if you're going to wait I'm wait for it let it No no no no no no no It's too easy It's low hanging from Because I'm saying Like fucking with my goals and my dreams

You're one of them friends Where you be like Frank Congratulations on your promotion Yeah I got a raise too No I'm just saying I was trying to be funny What I've directed I know we know we got it

We got it Oliver Stone I like Nothing that's up there for me Oliver Stone Yeah he's nice When it comes to directing films. Don't look at me in my eyes and tell me

Oliver Stone is nice. He's nice. He's nice with it. He nice with it. Top five that are live. Just one LP. Oh, my God. All right.

When are y'all going to have y'all battle? So I can know so I can put it in the schedule. A rap battle? Yes. I mean, if you need time to prepare. I'm right here with it. More? I ask you a question.

I do not need time to prepare. What about Thursday, February 24th? I do not need time to prepare. for a rap battle, but I will say that I need, I don't, I'm not in the, I'm just not motivated right now. I'm not, yeah, I'm like busy, like, really living life and shit like that. Gotcha. So I'm not, like, I'm not even thinking about music and, like, rhymes and shit like that

right now. I mean, I always thought you could battle on the spot when you got it like that. Yeah, nah, I mean, you know, I'm just not motivated, man. Like, just right now, it's nothing that really is like motivated my pen right now to really, like. So, worry I did you first? No, because, you know The monkey can't look the line in the face

You gotta remember that You know what I've ever heard that So like you can throw stones But I don't got it like It's kind of like what we just talked about It's kind of like when you know Like, come on man, I'm not gonna do that He said you're a pebble and he's kicking rocks

I'm not gonna use that If that's the bar If that's the bar you're gonna use then I promise you I don't know what the fuck editing is talking about I'd never said that Like I didn't say nothing about That's your man that's gonna be behind you In the battle

Finishing your lines No, no, no, no, no. I went on stage by ourselves. I don't like the crew. I don't do crew shit. I got Demers. I just sent DeMaris two bars the other day. Like, you're going at her or just like to put her?

He ain't about to text my phone going at me. Yeah, I thought you just texted Demars. I already cleaned her up with the Orange Man Bar, the Syracuse. All right, come on. She's done. She's on the team now. Oh, so you killed her. Word to me.

I'm not, now I'm not on his team. So you killed her. And then now you're like, yo, I'm riding. You got blooded in? Yeah, that's crazy. The moment I get some time I'm coming for both of y'all. But all right, guys, I think that's it.

Yeah, because that bar, I could flip that too. You keep going. You keep going. That Noah's Ark bar I sent her? Yeah, you can tell when Rory get a bar that he really like. He holds on to that motherfucker, don't he? He'd be like, yo, Noah's Ark,

Syracuse Orange, man. Like, yo, come on, man. You don't even know the ball? bar or the scheme. It was a whole scheme. Listen. Around what? Now, now I got to hear it.

He really, right? He really coming for you and you're not even prepared. Oh, it's a bar directed at me. No, but I can make it about you. Okay. Well, let's hear it. No, I'm not going to, no. Can't go there.

Oh, okay, see? Because you're scared. I'm not scared. I'm just not, the culture. It just hasn't been motivating. It's a lot going on. Like, Russian, Ukraine, trip. You got a white man dissing you in black history,

You ain't popping shit but pussy like. Yeah, but it's like, you know, just Vladdy tripping right now. So my mind ain't even really on that. Oh, you're one of those. You know what I'm saying? If Vladdy ain't tripped like that, I would have had bars ready. Is that what it is, right? Yeah, like, Vladdy bugging out right now.

It's like, yo, come on, say what we're doing. Always battleers from Harlem. Always ducking. You, Mook. Wow. Damn. I ain't seen you duck. Not Mook Mall.

Everybody. Mook has never seen that. Mood's my favorite. Mood's my favorite. I can't let you get that off. Mook has not ducked everybody. He's bad. battled everybody.

He's done some ducks. Who? He's battled everybody he was supposed to battle. Yeah, man. When you're ready to battles, let me know. Stop ducking. Yeah, man.

I'm going to, you know, I'm going to find some motivation. I'm going to go, you know, look at a couple movies, listen to a couple albums, man, and find the motivation. I got to dig deep into my hip-hop ancestry. I could battle any time, so. Yeah. But that's why you're going to lose it anytime, too. Oh.

If he knows the scheme, I could have just off that one. quick bar when I was writing I was writing some R&B music and just a quick one popped in my head. Oh, I'm a smoky. You can't bell-bill dev devol your way out of this one, bro. Listen. Yeah. When I get into this scheme, I don't even want to give it to him. Yeah.

You didn't know a thing in your character arc. Oh, I am going to destroy you. See, once I get into, aren't you emotional or the orange is emotional. Like, once I get it to all of that, Wait, hold on. Like, come on, who said I don't know. That's so obvious. I'm going to be rap with that one.

I'm going to already have a scheme for it. I'm going to be with you. Are you crazy? You're going to bring oranges on stage? Yeah, man. That's too obvious. I love it. I love it.

Come on, man. Listen, man, don't, you know what I mean? Don't wake the lion, man. Let the lion sleep, man. Telling you. All right, people, we'll see you next week. Thank you for tuning in. That's it.

We're done. Dawn FM. They kicking us off. They're rapping us off. up they got the wrap up light on yeah clearly damn all right man well shit uh what we got going on this weekend i know we got the battle that happened already when you when they're hearing this the battles tonight we're on caffeine tv uh sneaker battle me and not a not a rap battle that that'll be on caffeine as well yeah yeah we're doing that caffeine back that's for sure y'all doing a lot

of battling recently oh are we are we what other battle we're battling sneakers battling each other no that that battle didn't have you this sneaker battle uh smoke presented it to me um and then I think Rory had told me about it too. But I thought it was something fun for Rory myself. I thought it would have been better of me and Rory battled somebody else. So that's what I originally thought it was when Hovey didn't know we was battling each other to like two days ago. You were Molling wanted to do the sneakers thing. I was like, yeah, of course I got more on my team.

I can just sit in the back and chill. Get on your canvas? Yeah, I just try to be chilling. More coming to all the shit. Then I found out I'm battling him. I'm like I'm going to lose. No, but Rory has, I like the angle that. Yeah, I went.

Yeah, I like the angle that Rory's coming with. I like his angle. It's him. It's like, and we can have fun with it. But yeah, it's gonna be fun. I think it would have been better

if me and Rory battled like, I don't know, D's and Mero maybe. Yeah. They'll be great. They got money now. They might clean y'all up. Ain't nobody cleaning me up.

You got me twisted, Dee. Not with sneakers. Because I'm not even, the thing about it is, I don't even consider myself a sneak ahead. Like, I think sneakerheads are people

that know when shit is dropping. They, you know, they go after certain things. Me, shit that I like, I just get it. I don't know how prestigious they are to the culture. Most of the time, I don't know when they dropped. Like the Jordans, I don't even know the numbers of the Jordans. Like, I call Jordans. I'm like, yo, you know the ones that I refer to a movie. Like, you remember he had those on in the movie? And they'd be like, yo, those are the sixers. I'm like, oh, okay, I don't know.

So I'm not a sneaker head, but I do have a lot of sneakers. So cleaning me up is not something that's going to happen. When I went through my closet, I realized I'm definitely not a sneaker head because I wear them. I was like, oh, that's another thing. I can't bring these onto complex. Yeah, like, no. They're dirty. I'm like, oh, wait, I wear my sneakers. I'm one of those people.

I wear my sneakers. I'm definitely one of those people, especially when you start moving and you have to go through your sneakers and you start seeing sneakers that you haven't even looked at in six years. It's like, all right, this is getting a little excessive. Like, I got to relax.

Who's battling Clark Kent? Nike. Yeah, I'm about to say, not me. A whole brand has to. Hmm. Maybe somebody like Wiley. I was just about to say, key, I think Walee might be the only one that could do.

Waleh. Smoke Diz has a nice collection as well, too. Currency has a nice sneaker collection. Fat Joe and Clark Kent. That's what it would be. I never, is Fat Joe a sneaker collector? I never know. Oh, is he a sneaker collector? I never know. Cal has a nice thing, but Fat Joe has a serious, serious sneaker collection. Like he has pieces, I think that like one of one.

Oh, shit. All right. Yeah. Fat Joe. P.J. Tucker, obviously. is one of the sneaker heads, the sneakerheads. Fat Joe, PJ Tucker, DJ Clark Kent, I think those are the guys. I'm missing somebody.

They're going to kill us for missing somebody, obviously, for sure. But I'm not a sneakerhead. But yeah, those are the guys that I can think of off top. Fat Joe, Clark Kent, Waleigh, smoked as a... And, yeah.

Roy, you ever got a new balance, like, partnership? I tried. When me and... or we're going through your closet looking for the tequila. Like we found like the hall of fucking new balances. Oh no. I was like...

I hate to sound like that person. The only claim that I have with sneaker shit is I was wearing new balances and I, everyone from Baltimore and D.C. fucking relax. I get it. I know y'all have... New York was wearing new balances for a long time. I was... Everyone used to clown me because I'd always have a different pair of new balances on.

I always loved new balances. Yeah. And now everyone is wearing fucking new balances. Actually... Which I'm fine with because it just makes more collabs and more... shit new balance is doing. So I'm not that guy that's salty like, oh, now now y'all want to wear him. No, keep wearing them. Because New Balance

is doing dope or shit now. I got to go on stock X to find certain pairs of new balances. That's fucking annoying. Yeah. But no, I talked with New Balance. It was the first time I've ever seeked out a brand. Because I think that's corny. Like, yo, we should Yeah. He actually mocked up

a dope-ass sneaker for us. Yeah. Aurora Mall New Balance. That was really dope. They send me stuff, but they never wanted to do anything Like for my album, I wanted to do slides, which I'm making. But I wanted to do them with New Balance. And they were like, yeah, it's not for us. I'm like, I'm like, I don't get it yet.

They don't see it. They will. They will. Hennessy made that same mistake. Yeah, they did. You are currently on air, sir. I'm on air right now? You are on air right now.

And it's perfect timing because Maul and I are doing a complex sneaker battle tonight. And I brought seven pairs of just your sneakers. Oh, damn. What are you going to wear, Mom? I got a few pieces. I got a few, a few people. I didn't bring any of your pieces, though. I'm sorry about that, but Rory bought some of your pieces.

But we're going to have some fun, though. I got some pieces that's going to shake the room up a little bit. I'm honored to be on the show. What's the topic? What are we talk about? Just bullshit. Talk about how you are killing the sneaker game and how new balance needs to

take a meeting with us and create a sneaker. Actually, you should create our sneaker. Yeah, why can't we do a pod sneaker together? You should do a whole fit. You guys are sitting in the chairs and shit. You can do a whole like lazy boy fit. Well, we're in LA twice of March if you're going to be out there. Yeah, I'm around.

Yeah, let's set up the actual official sit-down joint. I definitely want to do that. Let's make it up. Let's do it up. For sure. No, we definitely want to do that. So yeah, I'll text you and hit me tomorrow. Let's get up.

All right, you guys want to give me a piece so I can give him a quick 16 before I go or should we just leave it? Nah, Acapoco. I already tore them all up. I already tore the Maris up. Yo. All right, I'll talk to you guys soon.

All right, bro. Thanks. Shout to Salehie, man. Super, super, super cool guy. For sure. And he's fucking up the sneaking game right now. Absolutely. What do I got to do to get the cool stuff

that you guys do? Got to be cool. I'll tell Salehi to see. I'll make sure. I'll make sure Celahey said, you some new balances. And that's why I fuck with Ma. Now I'm on my mall team. I'm gonna'all team. That's all I got to do.

Nicka, nigga, get you some sneakers. Look, she's right here. Now I'm on Maul Team. That's fine. Just more schemes, more schemes to tear you up with. Yeah. Oh, man. Shout out to Salehi, though, man. That's my guy. Super good guy. Yeah. And I'm glad we just had a quick call because I want to do the proper sit down with him and really go through everything.

Love it, man. Let's do it. Let's go somewhere and sit down and fucking... But he's going to have us actually hiking, not like Runyon Canyon Instagram pictures. Oh, you know. He's going to have us like on a mountain. This is just the shit we want to do. You know, I don't even think he understands like we want to do shit like this. I'm 100 myself. It's not out of our, you know, we want to do this shit.

So shout out to Salehi, man. And with that being said, where am I right here? Thank you for tuning in to New Rory and Mall. Be safe this weekend. Prayers again to Russia, Ukraine, and anybody that will be affected, which is all of us, prayers for world peace. And everybody who didn't get their Kanye album on the STEM player. Prayers to those people as well,

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