New Rory & MAL - Episode 45 | “The Rapture”

Episode Date: March 1, 2022

Mal & Rory dive immediately into music, playing snippets of unreleased songs, and letting you know who to check for. They then segue into a potential yoga/weed retreat for the two them, and discuss attire for the festivities. Mal decides he’s too old for double headers, and the guys discuss the different scams from psychics and televangelists. They decide that 8 mile is a classic, discuss the season finale of ‘Euphoria’, things they have coming up, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clivert Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits,

my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifers Show. This is a place for raw, unfills of conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.

So let's get to it. Listen to the. the Clifford show on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok. On the Look Back at it podcast. From 1979, that was a big moment for me. 84 is big to me. I'm Sam Jay.

And I'm Alex English. Each episode, we pick a year, unpack what went down, and try to make sense of how we survived it. With our friends, fellow comedians, and favorite authors. Like Mark Lamont Hill on the 80s. 84 was a wild year. It was a wild year. I don't think there's a more important year for black people. Listen to look back at it on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast, Eating While Broke, is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future. This month, hear from top streamer, Zoe Spencer, and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum Pierre, as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up. There's an economic component to community striving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they failed. Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. It's funny to listen to Conway with Poulos next to you. You know what I'm saying? You mean, Bays?

Balance. Keep the energy right. Shout out to Conway, the machine. God don't make mistakes. available on DSPs now. Congrats on the release, Con. For sure. La Machina.

What does that mean, Edin? That means the machine. In Spanisho, in that Spanio. You beat me to it. Okay. I'm saying? Nothing like a poodle with a cashmintet sweater on, let's send the Conway.

letting you know you got it on you all the time. You know what I mean? I got based with you all the time. No, this album's great. Yeah, man. Really good. I expressed my, my, my, my, my, my mix. and concerns with the chat over the weekend though.

I was like, yo, bro, who mixed this? So, we need to be able to hear the machine. They got to turn the machine vocals up, man. What it is, and I was talking to an engineer that will remain nameless. Okay, guru said what now? Happy birthday, guru. Happy birthday guru. A lot of times, so many rappers cut on two tracks,

which is, you know, just pulling up the beat without the actual beat stems. Yeah. So sometimes it don't even be the mixer. like the mixer doesn't have much to work with so you can't even always blame it on them anyone that's trying to mix it master because they don't have the beat stems they just got a two track and they got to work with what they got with the vocals so it can get difficult

in that regards I'm not sure if that was the case here but that makes sense yeah well what did Chad say snitch then no no he didn't say anything he just said you know it wasn't the usual the guy that mixed it wasn't the guy that they normally used so I feel I was a little all

But nonetheless, I mean, really good album. I think Conway, I said it before. I said it again, I think he's the best rapper out right now. You know, he put out a really dope album. Yeah, features that I never would have done. Jill Scott? Rapping. Conway and Jill.

Jill might be the best rapper out right now. Yeah, like, I was like, hold that threw me off. And Jill getting them freaky bars off. She was talking, Jill was talking. She was getting her Miss Scott bag. She was backing up all that, that mic game, that video that went viral. Wake me up to eat pussy. I was like, oh, shit, Jill?

Yeah. That's how you okay? This ain't the why did I get married, Joe? No, no, no, no, no, definitely. This is Jilly from Philly. Definitely Jilly from Philly. For sure, for sure. But it was dope to air rap.

I do want to know how that came together. We should ask comedy with that. Yeah, we will. Favorite track on the album for me, I love the stress joint. Stress is my favorite. Yeah, I love stressed. So much more is really dope, too.

So much more. Lock and Love. load the first track. Yeah. Teagas, obviously, with Wayne and Ross's. Like I said, Wayne went to a whole other level on that verse. I'm a little disappointed in you, to be quite honest. Well, I wasn't on the album?

There is a podcaster on the album, and he does show out, and he does sound really good. Shout out to Wallo. Walo was on at the end of my favorite record. And I was like, that's crazy because Maul might be the closest podcaster to Conway. Meanwhile, Maul is not on this album. You could be inspirational. Come on, give me your inspirational speech. My inspirational speech?

Okay, you got to get up in the morning no matter what nobody says because rent is due. Oh, yeah, they should have picked Wallo. Yeah, yeah. Definitely, he should have. Well, Walo does that for real. Yeah, he got it right.

And he's been in, like, jail and shit so he knows how to inspire. Yeah. Everybody goes to jail, comes home and cons... Has to inspire a little bit. Yeah, like, if you do some years and you don't come home as an inspiration,

like, you wasted your time. You did your time in the vein. Yeah, exactly, exactly. But shout out to Conway, man. Really, really good album. If you didn't hear it, check it out. God Don't Make Mistakes. Available now on Shady.

Since we're right on music out the gate, that Earth Gang album is really good. Ghetto Gods. I started listening to it on the way over here. Scott Jid, Cole, Music Soul Child, Ari Lennox, Celo Green, Nick Cannon on there. It's really dope. Outside of Conway, that's all I was listening to over the weekend. I was listening to Vado. Vado put a tape out, or probably want to say, he put a project out about two weeks ago, long run volume two.

Okay. Votto's rapping his ass off, man. And I'm happy to hear Vado back on his shit. His energy seems like, you know, he's back in a space where he's ready to really, like, go full throttle with this music shit, man. Votto is always, aside from being one of my homies and a good friend of mine, he's always been one of my favorite rappers. Like Vado is like, you know, I like the type of rap.

I like the slick talking, witty bars, charismatic. He's always been one of those rappers. And I didn't even know this project was out. I saw a video he posted on his Instagram. And I sort of put this project out and I started listening to it. And I was very surprised, man. Like he really put together a dope-ass project. I mean, he usually does.

Yeah. But it's been a little minute. Yeah. So it was good to see that, you know, he was back. And, you know, he put out a project long run volume to respect the jukes with Lloyd Banks and Dave East. The pressure record I love. Talk to you was his dope.

Auntie's kitchen. He got some shit on here, man. I think the couple's therapy set him back a little bit. I'd be one to forget that V did that shit, man. It was bad, it was a, uh, it's honest. It's a mustard stain on V's jacket now, man. For sure. Yeah, it might be mustard and ketchup.

Whatever you can't get out in the wash. Yeah. Everyone just has to stay there. But I'm happy for V, man. Shout out to Vito, Long run, Volume 2, available on DSPs now. Check that out. Al Doe put a song out. Him in Spanish Rand put a song out. Still Hope. Dope record. Morgan. And my man, Digger D. My man Digger D. He's been in New York for a couple days.

Got a chance to catch up with him in the crew. Shout out the ground works. He got a drunk coming. Digged Dee. Got a drunk coming with Money Bagg, yo. Okay. That's an interesting collab. Yeah. It's just dope that Digger is getting that, you know, you got a junk coming. He's getting the respect and the notoriety now in the U.S. He's a huge artist in the U.K. You know, one of the biggest drill artists out of the U.K. Shout out to my man Furg.

He put me on the Digger D a couple years ago. Shout out to International Ferg for that look. But yeah, Diggedy, Money Bag, yo. Rekkin coming. I think I sent it to you, right? Did I send it to you? If we're allowed to play it. Yeah, play it, man.

And can you at least get on Digger D's album? Like, can you represent this podcast somehow on someone's album? You want me to give it inspiration, bars on Diggin. Yeah. But see, Digger, he got to make the inspirational record. Stop selling Reggie. Stop selling that reg.

Digger is a, he's, you know, that drill music, man. I don't know where I can fit into my inspirational pocket in the drill scene. I mean, the drill rap leads for a lot of adlives that you could throw in there. I could definitely addliff. Maybe Digger let me ad lib on one of his joints. Give me like your UK accent. I don't want to disrespect the UK. My UK accent is terrible.

Why? Because we need them as allies. when Russia invades. Exactly. Don't want to disrespect our allies, man. We need the UK. We need the English, all right? Which is so crazy.

Talk about going back to your ex. Us in the UK. Why are we such good friends with them still? Why wouldn't we be? Because we tried to get away from the abusive relationship that we were in, and then we ended up being more of an abusive relationship to our next partner than Native Americans.

And then we was like, yo, let's fight. Want to double back? We got to double back to the UK? Then they wanted our new relationship after we had conquered it. Well, listen, it's hard not to love the UK. What is it not to love about the UK? Great food, great architecture.

That's actually the only insult I can say about the UK. You don't like their food? That food is, I mean, outside of like the real cultural shit in the UK, the typical UK food is awful. No, but I mean, you got really get to like the Caribbean, Jamaican, yeah, West Indian. Like, that whole culture over there, man. Oh, I know that.

I'm just saying the regular, like, what was Queen Elizabeth cuisine? No, no, no. We don't want Queen Elizabeth cuisine. We don't want that. We want to go to the right restaurants in the hood, get the great food, the sauce. We need the real season and the soul. We need the soul. It's a lot of soul over there in the UK.

Oh, for sure. And they'd be yelling out certain blocks in London that sound like so prestige and shit. And then I find out it's the projects. Yeah, because they have such, like, inviting accents. Yeah. Like, you think they're like the most, like, respectful men. And then it's like, oh, these guys are fucking treacherous. Be yelling out, Sir Weldon.

I'm like, that sounds like a nice place. Oh, sir, yeah. Like, oh, Sir Weldon. Oh, no, Sir Weldon Projects. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want to go over there. You don't want to go over there. But shout out to dig a deed, money bag, though.

Play some shit. Yeah, play some of it, man. I like hearing them on this type of sound. Yeah. Especially when it's with, like, an actual reputable artist from that sound. Yeah. Yeah, no, I like that. I like that type of shit.

Shout out to dig a deed feature Moneybag, yo. At what point are they not your young boys anymore? At what point are my adult boys? Boys sliding. What's the age cut off for young boys? And why we always said in the young boys that go slide? Because they can't get charged before it's 18. You know, I've always said on this show, I think a lot of the, you know, I know what

the gang culture started out as. But a lot of it is now turned into like a manipulation thing with older guys praying on younger innocent kids and filling them on drill missions and fucking dummy missions and crash missions. It's crazy. The amount of felonies per week I hear on DSPs that the young boys are committing. Listen, I understand it, you know, but it is a dangerous line that we've approaching with this sound because now kids are seeing that they can monetize this message and this music and this energy.

But the only thing is they're really living these rhymes and living these lyrics, you know what I mean? And it's like, that's the bad part. It's okay to lie in your raps, I promise you. Like, artists have been doing it for years. I see the blame game going around I don't know how we'd stumble into this but who's the blame for drill music that's the new

Oh that's the new debate That's the new one And of course everyone let's just debate it And blame someone Let's never fix it Let's just try to point fingers on who's The one for it I just

This is gonna move on to the next thing Very soon But listen like I said I understand it That we know And my era was gangster rap You know what I mean They tried to do

The FBI stepped in And tried to ban that music But they bought all the CDs To smash To get a steamroller. Yeah, man, at least they bought them. It's like, buy the CDs, but you can do whatever you want after you purchase it. Yeah, the Fed's streaming right now.

I don't know if they're really putting too much money in the artist's pockets. Yeah. But as you know, again, we got to find a way to not let the art imitate real life. Well, I don't think people really want to solve shit because all those people, they're like professional panelists, even if they're not really on a panel. If shit gets fixed, they'll have nothing to talk about. It'll be a new problem. Let's make sure shit isn't.

We're great at creating newer problems. I just move on in the next one. It never gets fixed. And then we double back next year. Like, oh, wait, remember when we were mad at drill music? It's still a problem. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, y'all forgot. Like, no, you forgot. You moved on to the next thing. I, um, aside from that record, it was a Kodak. Kodak put out his album. I don't think we talked about it, did we? No. Nor did I listen.

I'll be quite honest with you. Well, you know, Kodak, I talk about him a lot. Kodak is one of my favorite artists who probably of the younger artists. he's probably of the younger artist he's probably my favorite him and our stove god but yeah he put out back for everything um

Kodak is working man so he's going on in press run yeah he's you know he's he had the incident in L.A. unfortunately where he was shot he spoke about that on platforms already hopefully he's recovering

he seems to be in better spirits and physically doing better he posted a picture with uh he was hanging out with Ed Sharon over the weekend and said, we got a lot of music on the way, a lot of... What label exec put that together? Ed looked like he was comfortable, though, man.

He was wearing the chain. He had the jewelry on. Justin Bieber did it, too. You know what I mean? So it's like, you know, once they put the jewelry on, that means they're comfortable. Wait, was it... Was it his chain or was he wearing Kodak's chain?

No, he's wearing Kodak's chain. No, Kodak gave him a chain. Yeah. You know what I mean? He gave him a piece. You know, once he put the piece on him, now, Ed Shearing has the Yack energy. He's a super gremlin now.

I don't know anything you just said, but I just don't believe that. I'm speaking in yak. Jack terms. That's the yak language. So Ed Shearing is a super gremlin now. I can't wait to hear his slow jam over the guitars. He's a super grimlin now.

Oh my God. I think we're going to get some great music out of this, honestly. Kodak is one of those artists. I think that it will surprise people. He can rap on anything. He plays with a lot of melodies. He does a lot of his own hooks. Usually that's what I look at for artists.

They do a lot of their own hooks and their melodies and stuff like that. Linking up with a guy like Ed Shearing is not awkward to me. Because it's like, okay, this is a kid. that wants to do this type of shit. Is Kodak signed to Atlantic? I believe so. Okay. See how easy I guess that one?

Yeah. Don't need to fact check that. I mean, listen. Julie, I see the move. But I don't give a fuck. As long as we get some great music out of it. No, I get it. I am fucking right.

I know the game. But sometimes that, like, put Kodak's chain on. Listen, now I may sound like a hater. Maybe they just want to have fucking fun. But we always sound like haters. It's okay. For sure. But good for them.

I hope good music comes out of it. That's all I want. Kodak keeps safe and away from all crime. But I will listen to the album. I definitely will. Back for everything. Kodak Black, available now. I don't know what other music we got.

Robert Glasper, Black Radio 3. If you know anything about that series, I was really looking forward to that. He's got Killer Mike, BJ Chicago Kid, Q-Tip, Yeba, Her, Music, So, Child. Music Soul Child's been doing a lot lately. Lettucey, Aunt Clemens, Jennifer Hudson, PJ, P.J. Morton, Tad Alla, a whole bunch more. But if you know anything about those Black radio series, Robert Glassman, he goes in on that type of shit. So definitely enjoy that

album. But I like that we got right into music right away. Damaris looks very bored. She wants to get to the messiness. No, I'm just making sure you guys cover all the music that came out. What'd you listen to over the weekend? I have actually not listened to anything. I've been working. Called up in the rapture of love. Are you caught up in the rapture? No. I've been in the rapture before. Have you?

Of love? Yes. Of course. Speak on it. The rapture is like when everything is dead and like the world's over, right? Well, everything is dying. Jesus comes back and he takes the souls of those that are saved and who have given their life to Christ. Jesus has been taking his sweet-ass time.

You ready for him? I'm ready for him. What is it? Not you. I'm at the dog. You're Jesus. What has it been taking? 2,022 years.

He's been chilling. What is Jesus doing, man? He don't see what's going on out here. How much time do you need, Jesus? And what type of shape is Jesus? That's all I know Jesus is black. Look how lady is. Jesus got to be black.

Come on, DeMaris. He has to be. Ain't no white person. No, Jesus would have been here way, way before this. Or he's avoiding the chaos that he created like a white person. Or he's already here. Hmm. Well, he needs to speak up a little louder. He needs to make his presence known in the wrong.

Before he was walking on water, turning water to wine. Yeah, like, what are we doing here? Yeah. I'm over here drinking minty. I want wine. Hurry up, Jesus. Yeah. Go to live and fucking change the water into Ducey.

Yeah, like, the fuck is going on here. 42 Doug and SG released a project together called Last Ones Left. 42 Doug and Chef G? S-G. S-G. Who's SG? E-S-T-G. Oh, E-S-T-G.

So I thought it was S. So is it E-S-T or is it S? I say E-S-G. STG. I didn't know who you were. I thought it was SG. I thought it was an SG like established. I don't know. I say EST. It might be it might be estu. Yeah, we probably both wrong. Yeah, I'm probably both. I'm probably both. I said. I say Eastern. He and 42 Doug released a project, which I got to check out because I like 42 Doug a lot. Yeah, I like 42 Doug. I like FTG. Like ESTG be talking that shit. What does he talk about? He's a very he already said it. So it's okay. He's a very he's a very, he didn't privately tell you this information. He's a very intricate. He knows how to look at what's going on in his environment. and put it into words on a nice, a nice beautiful melody. Understand.

Poetic. Poetic. He's a poet, if you will. Ace Hood also came out with the album as well. Oh, did he? I like Ace Hood, man. Memories inside, never die. Independent?

I'm definitely interested in that. I fuck with Ace Hood, man. I know Ace Hood is independent and I'm sure he's making a lot of money. He's doing yoga. Yeah, but he's... His wife, I love his wife. That's when you know they're making a lot of money.

Whenever you see dudes doing yoga, that means they're totally comfortable financially. Like, when you have time to just relaxing, through yoga. Or you have a queen that's telling you to stop stressing. He's not in the rapture of love anymore. He was with that with Calut. He's actually in love now.

He's in love. There's now no rapture. Jesus isn't coming. I like Ace Hood, man. I like the, I like the way he moves. I like pause. That sounds crazy. He moves well.

I've seen him on the bids. I mean, as far as like the way he's not, he's never in the headlines with some crazy shit. He doesn't, he's not in no beefs. He just makes music, does yoga, loves his, his wife. his kids, raises his family. You don't know that. I mean, come on.

It's on Instagram. It's one yoga picture. That's all the time. I didn't one yoga picture. That's all the day. You go to one yoga class. That means you're a great guy. You know that.

That is true. Why don't they add more yoga to PR? No, I want to, though. I did during quarantine. But all of the yoga spots, like the yoga spots that got closed during the pandemic. So it was kind of like, you know, unless you want to open the app and do it in your home,

I'm not doing that. That might be in a content piece having you guys do yoga. I did it for the first time during quarantine in my house, like on the Zoom shit. Yeah. Really? Did it open up your hips? Well, I didn't check to see if they opened up more.

I think my mind races too much for yoga. But that's why yoga's supposed to. But I need to like really work at it. Yeah, you got to take me. It's a practice. You need to be actually in a real yoga studio with like other yogis. That's, well, no, because I fend, then I feel like I'm being judged because like I need to do it my way.

You guys are really good stuff. What's, they're just like cross-fit and vegans. They're the same. They're the exact same. When they see you struggle, they come to your mad and they help you because your mad is like your world. They bend you. Yeah. They bend me over.

They bend, well, they bend you. I don't know. It makes sure you flexible. Make sure the hips open up correctly. Would you guys ever try hot yoga? Yes. I want to do all of that shit, man. I want to do hot yoga.

That's just what? They just turn the heat up. Yes. Yeah, it's a sauna. It's a sauna. It's intense and you move a little faster. Yeah. I would just feel like I would want to do it at home on the Zoom.

I wouldn't want to go. Don't sit next to me and fart. Don't touch my hips. Like, if I'm doing it wrong, just let me do it wrong. Just let you do it wrong. Yeah, I'll definitely want to do yoga though. Yoga definitely makes you pass guess.

Yeah, because it's releasing, it's relaxing your muscles. It's, you know, you're meditating. Yeah, yeah. Your body's in very uncompromising positions. Well, we did the yoga meditation thing. That's what I'm thinking of, because that's where my mind was going.

Meditation. Yeah, meditation. I couldn't, like, and then I was trying to focus on her voice and then I got more annoyed at her. Like, when is she going to shut up so I can try to think? It was just too much going on.

I need to find, like a weed yoga class. I didn't find a way to just turn my brain on. Right? Like let us smoke weed and then like do yoga. You should have Astor host it. That would be cool. Now you, you see, DeMaris, see what happens when you start using your peanut ass head?

Jesus. That was a fat on a Monday. I'm sorry. Jesus. I talk to HR. Yeah. But you can you imagine more like in the tights leading the weed yoga class? Well, I got to be a baggy jeans.

Yoga pants are loose, right? DiMaris. No, yoga pants are their tape. No, they have loose yoga pants. You have to do the tight ones. They have loose yoga pants. I have to wear the tight ones. Yeah.

I'm not wearing no tight yoga pants. I'm not y'all know that right now. I'm going to wear the loose. We've had the yoga like the Mendi's pants. Oh, those were great. Those are like yoga pants. No, those are pajamas. No, but I'm saying yoga pants are just like that.

No, you're like, hammer pants. You need to wear tights. I'm not thinking of. Yeah, I'm not thinking of yoga and hammer pants. It's not hammer pants. It's yoga pants, but they're like free flowing so that the body you have movement. I got to find men's yoga pants. Yeah, I want to do, I want to smoke weed.

Yeah, actually, let's do that. I'm going to set it up. I'm going to hit Madda Astor Club. We're going to set up a weed yoga, a yoga session. Listen. A hot weed yoga because I want to steam the room. I want to hot box the room. You don't have to smoke, but you have to stay in the room while we smoke.

Can I just take shrooms? Can you do shrooms in yoga? So men's yoga pants are kind of loose around the balls part, but the rest are, so they're tight on your thigh. Kind of like the pants, Rory got on right now. So hammer pants. Yeah, but they're not as big. tight at the ankles. That's what I'm saying. No, but it's tight on your thigh. It has like stretch right here. So it's tight right here, but it's loose around your butt. Because you need to

be able to, you know what I mean? Like bend and stretch and shit like that. Does meditation really work though? Like what is it taking away from? Meditation? Yeah. It's just the release of energy. And, you know, it gives you a chance to like center yourself and calm yourself a little bit. It's really just releasing the energy, breathing and, you know, clearing your thoughts because sometimes we think so much and anxiety levels are high especially now with everything going on in the world yeah see those are yoga pants

those are still kind of tight though they're not that tight but also I'm not letting my girl go to yoga class when this man got his meat swinging in the tight slash loose no but you gotta wear because you know he's not wearing drawers no he's definitely not wearing this

I don't think you should wear draws darn yoga huh I don't think men should wear drawers now you need to breathe like fully breathe but I'm in different positions. My meat, forget it. Yeah, if I'm stretching and bending and

my shit just swinging, that's good. You got to keep it together. You need to have your shit like compressed together, so it's not just, you know what I mean? That's why you should do it in your house. I agree. This already sounds like a nasty.

I want to do a weed yoga class. I think that would be dope. Yeah, that's fire. I'm with it. All right, let's set it up. You could do shrooms, but you definitely have the hot box in a room with us though. That's fine.

All I bet. I took a hit of that shit from Astor Club that had our logo on it that I got at the Conway listening. Yeah. Took two puffs. I was out for the count. Put you down? Two puffs.

Down. I was like, all right, this shit got my logo on it. Let me see what I'm attaching myself to. Like, let me see. Matt made sure that the pre-rolls for the Conway listening event that the weed was great. It was. I said, yo, if you're going to put me and Rory's beards on this, like, it better be some great weed. And Matt was like, of course it is.

I trust you, especially when it comes to weed. So I was like, I know it's going to be good. But let me just see what my face is on. some good week. I was down. And then you was on your face. Hell yeah. Shout out to Matt and Ben. Shout out to Ask the Club.

So yeah, man. How was your week? A weekend. I slept the entire weekend. Yeah? I have nothing cool to say. I need it. Damaris was sending us stuff like in the middle of the day.

Well, we had a photo shoot Saturday that we both. Oh, how was that? It was Friday. How was that? Oh, Friday. We were both thinking about canceling. Like, it's a weird thing. I can kind of like based off of Rory's text messages in the chat.

I know when him and I like on the same like, because he was like, oh, we have a photo shoot today? And I was like, he wants to cancel. Well, that was the last one. That was the last one when it was on a Tuesday. Because Benner had said a week prior, yo, y'all want to do a photo shoot. It was on a Friday the last time as well.

Was it? Yes. All right, fine. Let's say it was on a Friday. There was just no, like, you can't just say like, hey, y'all want to do a photo shoot a week ago. And then we're like, yeah. And then don't remind no one, don't tell no one.

I haven't talked to a photographer. I don't know what I'm bringing. And then that morning, I'm like, wait, this was just added to the calendar. Yeah. Yeah, it was tight. It was cool, though. I mean, I think we got what we needed. I don't know what to do in photo shoes.

We're not at the same pose. Yeah. What do you do? We just have to stand there and just kind of like look at the camera. Do you practice facial? Like, what do models do to like prepare? Well, this is something we should have. We asked the duke.

And she was like. But she'd be walking. Yeah. But she takes, she takes, she takes, photos too. She's just right. She'd be walking. I can do different when I'm walking. I'm like, hey. She definitely takes more photos than she walks. But I think what we did was, was it. We had music playing and we're just having conversation laughing. I don't think we need to stand in pose, but, you know, we just had some conversations laughing. Jawad just was snapping the camera

and, you know, he said, oh, we got it. Did you guys see any stills? Yeah, we saw some. It looked good. It looked good. Yeah, it looked good. I think we got some good shots. So that was, you said, we Friday. Question, shouldn't men smile in pictures? No. I love women smile in my pictures. Because I smile and all my pictures. I don't know how to smile. Like just on cue to smile? I don't have like that in my facial. Think about something

that makes you happy. Nothing makes really happy. He's the most depressed soul on the planet. There you go. Where is Bays? She's right here. She thinks Damaris is wearing her cousin. So. Demaris has on a poodle jacket.

I didn't feel violated at our photo shoot. Yeah, no, it wasn't invasive. Well, I mean, we're not IG models. No. And I don't want to go on another IG photographer. Oh, he didn't actually ought to rub ice cream, I have nipples, and pour sprinkles on them. No, no, he would have been beat to a pulp if he asked me to put ice cream on my nipples. All these photographers are hoarding those nudes, aren't they?

Who? All these IG photographers are hoarding those nudes, aren't they? Absolutely. That's nasty. But I mean, you know, it's a vault. It's kind of like, you know, you know they're sharing that shit. Oh, yeah, with other photographers? With everybody.

Yeah. They probably got secret only fans. That's sick. The thought of that is crazy. That is. I had followed a photographer at one point, and he had done an IG live. And I don't think this woman was aware that she was on IG live during the shoot. And you know, these chicks be half naked and be covering for the photo.

But to get to that pose, you're pretty much. I got out naked. Yeah. And when I saw that, I got off that shit so quick, I was like, can someone contact this girl? She's ass naked on IG Live, like on some sneak camera shit. She probably doesn't even know. I unfollowed that photographer so fucking fast. That's so sick.

But thank God I didn't feel violated, even when I had to change my pants. No one looked at me. No, we gave each other our correct amount of space. It was a cool. Y'all ever seen each other naked on accident before? Rory myself? No. No.

I don't know how me and Rory would ever see each other naked. on accident. We'll change your photoshoots and stuff like that. Like you might walk in the green room or something and he was getting changed, things like that. But I don't like change my draws at a live show. Yeah, I'm about saying the dress. Why would he be like no draws? No, I didn't mean like no draws, but I mean, you know.

You said naked? Well, I've, draws. I've walked around the green room in my drawers. Yeah. You think I don't think I've seen Rory in his underwear? Of course. Like, we shared dressing rooms. Like, yeah.

And I wear briefs, which you think I'm just running around. You said naked though. Like that's like, yo, fan, why am I walking in the green room and like, this is what you do to prepared for a live show, like you just get naked. Hot yoga. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not, no, not, no, not I'm meditating. We ain't doing that as naked.

Hot yoga is not naked yoga. Yeah, like, it ain't that hot in here, fam. You go open the window. Like, turn the green room, turn the green room. No, no, no, no, we're not doing that. We're not doing that. We're not doing that. We're not doing that.

I better not ever see Rory naked in the fucking green room. Are you trying to set boundaries? Yes. I need, that is a boundary we are going to set and is set in stone. Male boundaries are- naked in the fucking green room. Male boundaries are not respected. Ever.

Sell it to me. Women have boundaries and we should respect them when they set them. Even before they set them, we should respect things that go without saying type of boundary. Men, you could never set a boundary to a woman. If you set a boundary with a woman, for example, let's say we used to deal with each other, but we still have to see each other. And I say, I don't want to get physical or anything. Please respect my boundaries.

Don't try nothing. Don't allude to anything. don't put me in an uncomfortable situation. Yeah. A girl will take that as let me try harder to fuck you again. Yeah. Now, roles reversed. If a woman said, hey, I don't want to try nothing, don't do anything.

And I pull my meat out. I am a creep as I should be labeled as one. Yes, and you're going to jail. But that woman should be labeled a fucking creep too. And I set boundaries. Male boundaries are not respected. That's why the dick grab in the club is still so widely accepted. Well, if I walk in a...

the house and a girl is in my ex-girl or my girlfriend whoever is in the towel and she says respect my boundaries don't touch me while I'm in my towel I don't want to have sex with you right now you know you're going down a slippery slope but go ahead no I would have respect that boundary

but now if she walks in the room and I'm rubbing one out she can't get mad wait hold on wait so you walked into her house and just started rubbing one out yeah I think you have definitely violated a boundary I'm like, it's my ex-girl. So?

We've had sex plenty of times in it. It's what? A couple laws. You can't just walk in somebody house and start beating off. Look at fucking Mall C.K. over here. I can't walk in my ex-girl's house and rub one out in the bathroom? Well, in the bathroom, if you want to shut the door and quietly do that to yourself. I'm not talking about right in the living room.

She's just come out the kitchen and I'm like. You're also a creep if you just go quietly into somebody's bathroom and beat off. But what if I'm horny? And I'm thinking, like, yeah, I'm going to my ex-girl. She's going to give me something right now. Like, and then you walk in and she's in a tower. you really think it's going. You're like, oh, yes, she got that thing ready for me.

You should just leave. Yeah. It's kind of wacky. You just like leave the house. But yeah, I want to leave something behind for it. Don't nut on the clean towels, the nice towels. I'm going to nut in the shower. Is the shower running?

Yeah. Why are you in the shower? Because at that point, I'm wondering. Because what if I came over and it's like... I want to talk about male boundaries and now back to the horny cast. Yep. It's mall. It's small.

It's small. Is it? It's me? It's me? It's painted. It's me though, right? Mm-hmm. I always look like the creepy, fucking horny white guy.

I'm the horny dog? Without question. You need to beat off before you come here. In your own shower. That sounds like you kind of did something with that. That was like a double entendre. You need to beat it off before you come here. Come on.

It's me. You're going to lose this rap battle. It's my 13 for you. But Damaris, why do you guys not respect our boundaries? Why are male boundaries seen as a joke? Yeah, women always, they tap dance all over our boundaries. And then if we don't want to fuck you, We know when you have real boundaries and when you don't.

If you have real boundaries, we won't step over. Like, if the boundary is real. Like, what's a real boundary for a man that you've ever, like a man that ever gave you a boundary? You knew it was real. Well, I know if I, you can feel it. It's a vibe. You can feel it. Like, I can feel when a boundary is real.

Because I know if I step over this boundary, you might embarrass me. So, like, that's like a real boundary. But see, women, y'all are so. But it's just for you, see? But see, that's what I don't like about women because y'all are like so up and down some Tommy, y'all would want us to cross the boundary. Like if y'all be like, yo, we're not having sex. Oh, for sure. That happens. Right? And you come over.

I just had a conversation with a girl about that. You're like, oh, I didn't know you was going to get here this soon and you and your towel, right? Yeah. Then they madly. So they're like, you're not having sex. Like, y'all be wanting us to low-key, like, kind of like, grab the ass a little bit, flirt, kiss on your neck. That's some women. That's some women. Don't put it all in them. That's women that's afraid to ask for what they want. I don't play that game because I make it very clear what I want and what I don't want. I never want to put somebody in a situation where they were like, oh, well, I thought you wanted it.

No, no, if I wanted it, you would have known. But women, see, I don't believe, because women, if I'm going to my girlfriend or ex-girlfriend's house and she's in a towel, she's mad at me, no, we're not doing nothing, whatever. All right, cool. Like, if she runs with this, like, for a week or two and, like, I don't try to try anything, her next thing is on, oh, you must be fucking somebody. For sure. It's like, you just told me that we can't have sex.

So I have to fuck someone else. Yeah, like, I got to like, what you want me to do? Just be a fucking, the Pope and just sit home and pray? Beat off in the shower. The Pope is not sitting home and praying. Well, he's praying on somebody else. He's not by itself. But.

Yeah, he's getting, never mind. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? So it's like, you, it's like women want. I'm Catholic. Respect our boundaries, but when we respect the boundaries, it must be a reason why we respecting the boundary. Oh, you must be seeing somebody else. You must be dating somebody else.

You must be fucking somebody else. Or even the boundary of I don't feel like fucking tonight. Oh, no. No, you better not ever do that. I have before. And the boundary was not respected. No, when women want the dick, they want the dick. It was grabbed while I was sleeping.

And you better be hard. And it better be a, it better be a big load you let out. Because if it's not. Yo, mo, yeah. Because, you know, that's what women do. If you, if you're busing, it's not a lot. Oh, what you was doing. What I was doing?

That's all I got in the tank. I've done that. So why you see, look, you ready to write you, Ma, ma'am. Look, y' y'all do that. That's why you don't pull out, so they never know anytime. To the women and children at home. I know, that's how you get children.

Don't pay attention to what Rory just said. If you don't ever pull out, they'll never know. If you don't ever pull out, they'll never know. If you think we don't know. How you know? Yo, I tried to really make that make sense. Like, wait, if you don't ever pull out, they'll know. They're right there.

They're going to know if you don't pull out. No, I'm saying they'll never know the amount. Yes, we will. I mean, they'll know. They sit on the toilet for like seven minutes after that comes to seven, six. And use every bit of God's strength and pray and push that shit out. Yeah, y'all be in there fart and then these fart comes out. Pushing it out, don't make, never mind.

That's that thinking that's not going to get you pregnant, it's hilarious. It's the prayer. It's the prayer. It's the prayer. You know how small sperm is? Gravity works. I'm going to make it as hard for the motherfuck as the swim as possible. Yeah. How do we get there? I thought we were just talking about. Because, look, we were talking about our boundaries and they weren't respected. We had to move on in the next thing.

Okay, so that was the next thing? Okay, cool, got it. Had to change anything with our boundaries. But yes, women do not respect men's boundaries. and if they do, it's because they're either seeing somebody else. They just had sex with somebody else

and they don't want to have two dicks in the same day. Maul's logic. Right? If a woman says, oh, we're not having sex. Unfortunately, the woman I know, they'll do the double header. Okay. The double headers?

You date double headers? I didn't know. Oh, God. I didn't know. I haven't had a double header in years. And are you the first game with a second game? You're a day game or the night game. I've been both.

I've been the matinee and the night show. I didn't know, man. I don't mind being the doublehead as long as I'm the first game. I don't want to be the second game. And if I am, don't tell me. I don't want to be in the season. You forfeit? Yeah.

I'm too old to compete with doubleheaders. Oh, no, no, I'm not doing that no more. That's over with. Those days, please don't. If you've had sex with somebody else, please don't come see me late on that day. Well, it hurts me. I'm at, don't even come see me that week, please. I don't want, no.

It definitely hurts when you start adding things up. And she leave her period calendar open by accident. You start looking like, wait, what? Hold on. What's that little dot me? Roy, are you okay? Are you okay? Wait, hold on.

What's the green dot mean? And what's the red dot me? The green dot means go. Wait, hold on. I was at your house on Friday night. Yeah. It means go. Why is there two dots here?

That's letting you know because I had sex with him. then I had sex with him. So either one of these two gentlemen, if my period doesn't come on this date, make a phone call. Only chicks will lie to their period calendar and their doctor. Men won't lie to their doctor.

You think women lie to their doctors? What? All the time. No, I don't know that. Have you lied to your doctor before? I've lied to my doctor before. When I was younger. Are you sexually active?

No, not that. You can't lie about that. But they just, they ask a lot of questions. Like, they ask you a lot of questions. They want to know, what drugs do you do? How many drugs have you do? It's just like a lot of shit It's like certain stuff you don't need

You need to know if I've had anything Going on with the inside of my body You need to know if I smoke You need to know certain things You don't need to know everything That goes out of my life Like everything The doctor acts

Use drugs I tell him yeah I hate when the doctor asks He looked up over the top of the glasses Like he was waiting for me The name which drugs I was like weed Yeah they was like you do drugs

I'm like yeah But you said to see how he looked at They look at you mad crazy I'm like yo I don't I just said I don't do heroin Because you want to know if I do heroin so that you know if I might have any needles and shit like that. No, they don't need to know that.

They want to know if you're taking medication. Yes, they need to know if something will mix bad with it. Yeah. You're taking fucking perks and you also need to take another medicine. They're going to be like, hey, maybe we shouldn't give you this medicine. I just hate when they ask me how many drinks per week do you think you have? And I'm like, who counts? Who's keeping count? And come on, like, Doc. You should just show up with all the like empty Casamigo bottles.

But that's why we lie. I told the truth when they asked that question and then they sent me to the psych. It was like, oh, yeah, you know, we want to have you talk to someone and they made me take a depression test. And it's like, this is why I didn't want to tell you all the truth. And I don't need to take a test to tell you I'm depressed, doc. And first of all, your medical doctor. Leave me the fuck alone. But no, women lie to their doctor the same way off that perception shit when they try to set their boundaries when they really want to fuck and be like, hey, we're not doing anything because they want to make it look like as your idea. But they do the same thing with the doctor. They don't want to look crazy. How many sexual partners

do you have at the time? They don't count the one guy that was, you know, that one night. To them that don't count as a partner. The doctor about your body count is fucking crazy. No, because why do they need to know that? Truly. Why do you know? If you're there for STD tests and things of that nature? So you're going to test me regardless.

It still helps to know. No, I don't. Scientifically, don't help them with shit. Every time they ask me, I tell them two. Yo, Demaris is sick. You worse than the girl that says she has five bodies. I thought the five-body shit was crazy. Oh, my God.

I was watching TV and infomercials came on late night. And Peter Popoff, y'all familiar with Peter Popoff, the evangelistical guy. I'm not. It's a hilarious name, though. Peter Popoff is Southern Springwater. Is he a porn star? No, he's a, he's a preacher or pastor or whatever you're going on. Wait, there's a preacher called Peter Popoff? Absolutely. Look him up. Making millions and millions of dollars a year. Like a televangelist? Yes, televangelist. That's exactly what he is. Also, he's a thief. Kind of like my favorite show, righteous, righteous gemstones. Okay. One of my favorite shows on HBO, one of my favorite series.

Peter Popoff is selling spring water and washing people sins away. Two stories watching it. I don't know how I landed on this infomercial. A lady says she smoked crack for 25 years. And then when she got the water from Peter, she's been clean for five.

The funny thing about that is you need water to make crack. You could put it in the crack. You could bless the crack. Right. So I just didn't understand. understand like okay Peter Popoff sent you this bottle of spring water quote unquote

and now you don't want to smoke crack anymore you've been to crackhead for 25 years and ever since you drank this spring water you are now sober for five years but water is one of the main components and main ingredients in cooking crack cocaine allegedly you read that on Wikipedia allegedly I saw Minnesota Society

I just want to know they cook that wrong by the way I just I just want to know did you see how they cook the crack in Madison's I just want to know what the how was Peter Pott how was he on TV getting this off how has nobody canceled this shit yet?

Who is behind this shit? They haven't canceled fucking Joe who's the guy in Houston? Joel Osteen. Ohstein. Remember he's on the Forbes list? Remember during a hurricane? Oh yeah, he locked you niggas out.

Come on, say you can't be coming in here. What's you crazy? No, your niggas is out of it. The Lord told me no. Yeah, the Lord said no. Stay in your own shit. Let let these waters, these hurricane waters wash us into it. Listen, Noah survived. Y'all be all right. Go build a fucking arc.

Meanwhile, Peter Popoff is old as fuck. He's 75 years old. What is his network? I got to see his tax returns. Peter Popoff is selling spring water. But as opposed to, I mean, that's the regular hustle at 4 a.m. It's not, though. We can't sell spring water. People would say Dr. Sebi and fucking Peter Popov are the same person. No way. You could argue that. No way. You cannot argue that.

Dr. Sebi wasn't selling spring water. water. He wasn't saying, yo, you drink this water and you won't smoke crack ever again. Dr. Sevi did not say that. He was saying, eat this plant and you'll live to 150. Nah. Well, yes and no. He didn't say 150. He didn't say 150, but he did say you eat like this, you live healthy, and it's been proven. I'm just talking shit. I'm just saying, somebody needs to get behind. I'm coming for Dr. Sebi during Black history. Well, today is. Well, yeah, tomorrow's the first. So. Back to white.

Wow. Back to white power. We have some exciting. They gave us the shortest month of the year. What you want us to do? We have exciting news coming today, too. Before we get to that, who was the Jamaican, well, the fake Jamaican lady that was like. Miss Cleo?

Miss Cleo. She, don't watch it. She passed away a few years ago. Oh, did she? Rest and peace of Miss Cleo. She has a doubt coming out too. Listen, people can pass away. I can still say they were scammers.

Oh, yeah. Scammers do die. Yeah, absolutely. Rest and peace and prayers of her family. And the Tender Swindler is not guilty of. anything. No. I see people trying to like... Yeah, like, don't get mad at the tennis swimler because he had game. He was running game. And if you was paying

fucking $15 per minute while you was on hold for 45 and then Ms. Cleo said, hey, you should leave the person that you don't like. Listen, I can't be mad at Ms. Cleo. I'm at. Running game. It's all about... That's why Peter Popoff, I'm not mad at. It's like, it's like, okay, but who is behind it? For him to be on TV doing that, somebody's pushing that. Aquafino. Is he just blessing Desani?

That's the worst water in the world. Aquafina Desani, worst water in the world. We always have this water talk, by the way, so we don't have to go down. But Aquafina Desani, we need to take all of those bottles and throw them shit somewhere. Did you call the number, the Peter Popoff number? I started to just for, like, jokes. But then I'm really looking at that shit, like, and I started thinking like, yo, there's a bigger, there's somebody bigger behind this shit because they're pushing this shit on TV.

What's your end was it? It might have been BT, if I'm not mistaken. It's been like, wow. Huh? It's always beast. Yeah, like, that's what I was like, wait a minute. Like, what is going on here? And of course, the crack head was black.

Black lady, smoked crack for 25 years. White man gives her polling spring and she don't want crack no more. I need to see what Peter Popoff looks like. He looks like the scary old man that, you know, used to sit in the school. It's crazy that he's even back because he got debunked years ago. In 1986, well, because he was using a concealed earpiece during his preachings to receive radio messages from his wife who gave him. the names, addresses, and ailments of audience members during his religious services.

So he was going up to people saying, I know your God's telling me you're going through this, God's telling me going through that. My wife is God. My wife is God. My wife is God. Who's the famous one that can talk to your dead relatives? Oh, I know. Like the most famous one.

Oh, who be goldworking ghosts. The little kid from six cents. It's mad people that can talk to dead people. Tyler Henry? Or? No. another one. John Edward? I forgot. But my mom and aunt went to them

shit forever and I used to fucking hate it, right? Then my mom, my aunt and my cousin's wife went to one in Long Island. And I have to kind of take it back. They got their shit red and it was

accurate down to the fucking T of everything. Like a bunch of shit that you probably couldn't know. So I think there are some people out there that could probably do it. Oh, definitely are. I just don't think they're on 4 a.m. On a Viacom channel, giving out water. Like Nardwar. Like Nardwar?

Yeah. Like he knows a lot of shit about people and we don't even know where he gets stuff. He talks to their manager. Oh. I'm sorry, I don't. I'm not experienced. Mall's face.

I can't. Whenever Nardward want to do mall's shit, I'm going to give him the most false information ever. And Moly would be saying like, I don't even know what this is. Yeah, I don't believe in that, though. I don't believe in psychics. Really?

Why? Only because I feel like, I feel like the psychic thing is very broad, right? For the most part. I'll tell you your relative, I'm seeing the letter P, letter D. It's like, it's Uncle Polly. So, okay, I was with that shit too and I was, I was- I was-fam, come on. You're like, you're like, you're going.

I was pissed at my family for always going to shit, wasting all that money because 99.9% of time, you just go and don't get read. You wait in line for fucking five hours and then he reads some. in the audience who I was like, that person's planted, mom. Like, yeah. So when my cousin's sister got everything, Red, it wasn't generic shit. Like, he went down to exactly where my cousin was when my other cousin had passed, what he was doing, throwing shoes down to explain my entire tattoo with Missy's name.

And it, it got like really fucking creepy down to every, like what everyone did when she passed. It was weird. down to her saying certain things about her husband's new relationship and the kids. It wasn't the generic shit. Like, is there anyone that's adopted in here? Oh, yes, your dead sister loves you. Like, it wasn't none of that shit. You think I don't know that my dead relative loves me?

I'm saying that's the scammer shit. But I felt that's what everything was until this happened to her. Give me the fucking mega, give me the mega million numbers. How about that? There's real beat. Well, being a medium. Do you think the dead knows the mega million numbers? No, the psychic should.

Yeah. That's not their gift. What he's describing as a medium. Yes. And that's someone who can commune with spirits. But, like, when, well, they're still in between the real world and, like, the afterlife? Is that it? No.

Like, once they completely moved on to another realm, like, they can still communicate with them? Yes. Did you watch that dead series on Netflix? I forgot the name of it. But it just, it dealt with mediums. It dealt with people that had near-death experiences. It dealt with recarnation. It was interesting, to say the least.

If they got that many people to lie on camera, then... Do you feel like we die when we sleep, like, a little bit? Like, do you feel like that's how it is when you die? No. I don't think so. I think that's how it is when we die. You think it's like going to sleep? I think it's like going to sleep and we just wake up if we're still alive.

Well, a lot of near-death experiences are based on... This is what they say, a theory, is based off of your brain releasing... When you die, your brain releases all this DMT. DMT is also what our brain produces to dream. Mm-hmm. And when you die, it releases the most it ever can. And if you don't die, you just have a near-death experience where people, you're floating above your own body or you can watch you in the ambulance. You can watch you getting operated on.

That is all based off of what our brain uses to dream more or less. And this is just a theory. It's not a fact by any means. So, yeah, there is aspects, I think, of death in your dreams and when you're sleeping. But I don't think it's like dying per se. I was looking at something a few weeks ago about the effects of smoking weed that what it has on your sleep and everything like that. And it was saying how you know you lose your ability to like dream and shit like that. And I think Dr. Gad, he told us that and that's when I started like really researching that.

And I have noticed that sometimes when I don't smoke for like a week. Yeah. My dreams are a lot more vivid and intense. and but when I'm high, I just like pass out and then for God I even fell asleep. Numbs your brain. The same thing with alcohol. You don't, when you get drunk, you rarely have dreams. And if you do, you can't remember them.

Well, you have dreams because you tell God that I'm never going to do this again and just take this pain away and this feeling and this alcohol out of my system. I promise I won't drink anymore. And then like great American people, we lie to God all the time and we drink the next. And to our doctors. Yeah. About our STDs and drug habits. But I microdose a little bit on the lithium And I will say

My dreams were super vivid and intense Yeah, you've been telling me about the lithium thing Like you've been microdosing it and The dreams are not crazy per se The first week, yes They weren't like the happiest of dreams They were super fucking intense But when I say

Nighttime is a fucking Like movie for real off that shit. Because again, it's not shutting your brain down. And as he was saying, you need REM sleep. And alcohol and weed can stop from REM sleep because it's not letting your fucking brain have it.

And you dream the most during REM. Them shit is kind of crazy. That might be a whole other world, lithium in dreaming. I want to try it. I want to do the microdose of lithium. I think you should. Yeah, I'm going to try it. I think you should.

Yeah. Do you guys believe that your life flashes before your eyes when you die? When you die? I hope now I'm trying to escape that shit and not go to relive it. My life flashed before my eyes when the cops pull up behind me.

That's part of being black in America, edit. But I do think that at some point if you feel like you're dying, I think that your brain is so powerful that you can definitely, you know, relive a lot of moments, start to just flash in your head

and things like that because I think in a weird way, not that I ever had a near-death experience, but I think that when you feel like you're dying, I feel like your brain is just like on overload. Like it's so much you're thinking about. Oh my God, I'm never going to be able to see this person again. I'm never going to experience this. Like this is it.

I'm dying. So your brain is all. So I do think that when I say life flashes, I do think you're getting like a flash of like everything you've ever seen and experienced in your life at one time. is just like running through your mind because you feel like this is it. This is everything that I experienced

and this is it, like, it's over. So I do think so. I mean, thankfully, I've never had a near-death experience. Well, I mean, your body naturally protects you in traumatic moments, whether that be blacking out or going into shock where you can't feel shit when physical pain.

So I'm sure when you're dying, your brain is protecting you more or less from the death that's currently happening. So, yeah, I think that might be a distraction. Like, Hey, check out this real. Check out this TikTok of your life. I remember one time my mom was beating my ass and I had like an out of body experience.

Like I really thought my mom was trying to kill me. Beat the DMT out of you. Oh my God. She was letting me have it this day. I forgot what I, I think I was, I was supposed to have a, I was like, I might have been about 11 or 10 years old. And I think I was having a birthday party that day. So like I remember three of my friends from school had spent the night and everybody was getting dressed. And I think I was doing something.

I was acting up because my friends were over, you know, kind of showing out. And my mom kept talking to me repeat until hurry up, do this, do this. Like, we got to go. We got to go. I'm bullshit. And my mom just came in the room and just started fucking going to town on my ass. And I was trying to get like under the bed, like to get away from her. And then like, it's the bed seem.

My room, you know how when you younger, your room seemed so big. For sure. Like, my room was not that bad. big. But I promise you, it was like, the bed underneath the bed was so big. I was like, how can she still get under here? Like, how is she still hitting me? She's an adult. She has reach. I remember that shit. And like that moment, I felt like my mom was great. That might be my near-death experience. Your body was protecting you from. Yeah, I felt like my mom was about. I was trying to like just, like, teleport out of my fucking bedroom at that point.

Like, mentally, I was like, how do I get from underneath this bed and just like into another room? Yeah. Like, I was like, can I float? through this wall right now because she is under here whaling me out. You had to click your uptowns three times to get out of the Bronx. Did you have to

button up your button up and go enjoy your party? Oh yeah. Snoddy nose and everything. And then you know the great part about it is once I got dressed like once my mom stopped

hit me told me to all get your ass dressed. Of course I go on a living room and my homies is all sitting there on the couch like just nobody's saying nothing. Yeah, the fucking worst. The worst.

The thing is sitting there like yo this nigga Marbs is crazy. Was your sister there? Of course she was. She has to come on the podcast. She laughed at me. I want to interview your sister.

No, please don't. No. Do you want to take an episode off? Just me to Maris and your sister. No, thank you. Thank you, but no, thank you. Well, we weren't really asking you. Yeah, we're just going to say when episodes canceled and not tell you and everyone's

going to show up, but you. Why do y'all want to interview my family? Because she's fucking hilarious. I love your sister. I love my sister. I don't want to interview. Well, we do, though. No, I know.

You can tell us what you want. I don't understand what you have to do with this. Outside of you being one of the topics of conversation in the interview. And it's not like it's a regular sister. It's a twin. Like, we ain't trying to interview bigs. Like, it's a twin. Yeah, but no.

No, but I understand that, but no. Yeah, but no. I think there be some fun childhood stories. Oh, no. Listen, I had a great childhood. I'm not going to lie. Like, looking back, I've had, you know, those ass women I deserve. Looking back, I absolutely deserved to have my ass beat.

Should you blame anything on your sister? Not blame. No, not blame. I remember trying to take ass whoopness for my sister. I don't try to sound cool. You know, I did. Right, noble. Yeah, right?

I did. She'll tell you that. I tried to take asswrooms for her before. Being stand-up in your bedroom. Y'all, I'm a stand-up, dude. As a child. Hit me! And your mother hit you.

I'm like, ah, that shit. My mom's had this one belt. I promise you. this belt should be illegal. That wasn't leather. That shit was like steel. And like, I think it was the, you know, the belt that Wonder Woman has? I heard that's what made you a vegan.

That's what I heard. Getting beat? That belt specifically. For the leather? Yeah. Rory's an asshole. He's funny as fuck. What happened with a...

You was having something, I think you said, a studio session over the weekend, weren't you? No, I was in with Aaron Ray last weekend. I slept this all weekend. Oh, okay. Damn, that was a week already. It was, yeah. Time is fine. I did watch 8 Mile was on TV.

Eminem 8 Mile? Yeah. I hadn't watched 8 Mile in a really long time. Great movie, but McCaw-Fyfer's wig in that movie is fucking insane. It's disturbing. Is it a classic? It's on top of his shape up. Yeah.

But not the way you shape Dreds up. It's on top of his head. Disgusting. Is it a classic? Eight Mile? Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a classic movie.

Yeah. I do think Lotto Wash him. M&M in that round. He shouldn't have went to the finals. What was his verse? What was it? He smoked him. You think Lotto smoked

Rabbit? Yes. Was that the championship round? No, I was to get into the championship. Oh, Lotto was the, um, the dude, it wasn't the dude with the du rag, was it? No.

That was, um... It was a dude with the braids. That was lickety split. Because I just watched the movie, man. Why does your brain return? these names. Now, when somebody sent me that fucking, that scene from loving basketball that Rory imitated, I was fucking screaming.

Was I right, though? When the mom was crying? I'm tired. You were entirely to our point. I don't know if we can play this for YouTube. Maybe we won't be able to hear this, but on the last day's beat. I'll spit a racial slur. Hon.

This shit is a horror flick, but the black guy doesn't die in this movie. Edding know the lyrics. Yes, so I'm like. How you know all the lyrics? I love all these. I can't talk shit. I know the parody version from Malibu's Most Wanted. I know all of those.

What, traffic, traffic looking for some chapstick? There's a Ford Maverick. You don't think I don't know those lyrics? That's a million dollar song right there. I just think Big Lotto should do a collab with this Lotto. That would be funny. Should battle him. Big Lotto and small Lotto?

Well, yeah, M got washed on that one. That's just how I feel. And who made Papa Doc like this crazy, scary lyricist? We never even seen him rap. He was standing over like he was the leader of the gang. We've never seen him rap. That movie was a good movie because I don't think we've seen that in a movie before that happened. Yeah.

Oh, no, it's an amazing movie. Yeah. But there was definitely some parts and it was like, it doesn't happen like that. No. Like, they don't run around like a gang and they all rap. Like, that doesn't happen like that. I went to the movies to see him 8 Mile actually I think I probably did too

But you was talking shit about me for going to the movies To go see Stomp the Yacht Stomp D'Y on 8 Mile or two totally They're kind of not though What? They're kind of not They're kind of the same No man

No way I'm not letting y'all 8 Mile Is the fucking you got served A Rat Battling You got served You got served? You got served You got served is a way better movie

Than fucking Stomp the Yard Okay but 8 Mile 8 mile, it's the same thing. It's like the whole hero becomes, you win that whole thing. Underdog wins. Like, it's the same shit. The same kind of movie. It's the same genre.

All I know is M. and, is it Britney Murphy, rest in peace? Yes. Him fucking in the factory. That scene was wild. Like, I want to know who wrote that and where that inspiration came from. He was on lunch at a fucking plant, a fucking auto plant. And she just came up. to a lunch truck, and they didn't even say a word to each other.

They just knew to run next to the toxic machine neck could crush both of us. You know the look. You know the look when it's like she wants the dick right now. I've never gotten the look where we should go into an industrial plant next to a saw. Maybe like an industrial plant, but you've gotten the work look. And then after he beat, after he beat, they put their underwear back on, she went, my friends think you're crazy. I think both y'all are crazy. That's why she gave the pussy.

You know girls like crazy. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, that's why she gave me a question. But imagine right after you nut, she goes, my friends think you're crazy. And she gave him some pussy after. Didn't he, like, wasn't he battling by the truck? He was battling an exhibit. And he was.

I forgot that. It's a sick-ass movie. Like, how? I don't even think his bars was like that impressive to get some pussy right after that. I mean, he kind of tore exhibit up. And he defended the gay dude. It showed, like, how progressive he was. Right.

In 2003? Oh, yeah. Except he used gay slurs while he was defending. That movie was all over. Now that I think about it, that movie was all over the fucking place, man. That shit, yeah, fucking Cheddarob went, plaques going himself.

Yeah, it was an interesting movie. That would get richard out trying. Oh. 8 miles is probably better than get richard dot trying. We might need to save the breakdown to get richard dot trying. That movie is all over the fucking place. A mile is better than get richard dot trying.

But I liked get richard dot trying. I did too. That script is just, it was like a good, bad, written movie. That script is just literally all over the fucking place. But eight mile is definitely, to me, a better movie than get Richard out trying. My gangster grandpa, and I'm proud of it. Yo, nobody's ever telling their grandfather no shit like that.

In court. My gangst grandpa. I'm proud of it. In young 50, they put that fucking pounds of makeup on him. You sort of, you look like a makeup tutorial when he was in high school. I want to know that big-ass apartment that 50 got when he moved out. Oh, for free? Yeah, like, I would have.

Oh, yeah, dude was cleaning the shit up. You know what's space he had? And my favorite shit was, and they threw some wild, loud-ass party, mad chicks, smoking, drinking. 50 in the bedroom with the thinnest door ever writing rhymes. Man, if you go out there and fuck with the bitches, write that rhyme tomorrow. Right? You're going to get some inspiration. But yeah, that was my weekend.

Sleep and eight-mile happened to be on. What did I do this weekend? I went to Ashton Club. Of course. Because you know the homies from the UK here, so they want to go get some... The homies from the UK. Didn't tell us about the... We can't hang with the homies in the UK?

The who? The bloats? I don't know if they want me to call them the bloats. Is that what they call each other the bloke? The bloke. Yo, Edin is funny as fuck. I don't want to offend anybody. A London bloke. Ed is fucking you.

What does bloke mean? Like your pal? Like your brother? Your mate. Your mate? Like your soulmate or... No, and the UK they say mate too. Or like your postmate?

Like your... Like your... Like Eminem and... I'm not listening. Did you get some... Take them to the fishing chips. No, I didn't, but my homeboy, Fur, he took them around and showed them the city and shit.

So they got to see Summer Harlem and, you know, other parts of the city. So that's who you were telling, we were going to link up. Well, we were supposed to go to London. Listeners, we were supposed to go to London. Our London trip got canceled. But Maher said, he's like, now we're going to be lit in London. I know I'm out there. Well, I wanted to, I would love to be in London with J.

But you said you knew the drill rappers. So those were the drill rappers you was going to bring around in London. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got to tap in with the- As long as all the weapons are registered, I'm cool. The weapons are never registered. You know that.

That's the best weapons. Let me see the serial number, sir. I feel like they hit a little, they smoke a little different when they're not registered. Yeah, when you're not registered, they just stay, it's a little more aggressive with the weapon. I just sometimes when there's duct tape on the handle, it's just a red flag for me.

Let's just grip. You just need that certain, you know, I understand. Put the knife all the way. Anyway. I get it. Boundaries. That was one of the guys.

That was one of the guys that, yeah, I was going to make sure that we linked up with in London. Did you guys do the drop challenge? What is that? Like you and the crew? The drop? The drop challenge. Yeah.

You and the fellas? Are you talking about the, when I've seen girls like... Drop the basement. They just all... And they just all drop. But guys... Are guys doing that? With the crew, yeah.

It's gang gang. We all just gonna drop. I don't want to do that. I don't want to drop. Guys are doing that? I thought that was for the girls. Why are you looking at me? When Rory is the one who just told me...

You're like on TikTok and shit like that. So I don't know what they're doing on TikTok. Asked them. Yeah, that's why I just asked you. Men are doing it in more creative ways, but yes. How come we ain't done the drop challenge for the crew? Like why we all can't just sit down, like drop, sit in. We need our TikTok up and running.

Is our TikTok up and running yet? We have a TikTok for weeks. It's up. I don't know about running. Well, let's fucking Julian and run it. Yeah. I would do the drop challenge tomorrow. It's walking.

So we need to get our TikTok running. It's walking right now. Okay. We need to do the drop. I'm going to send you guys TikToks and I'm going to tell, so you know what lines to memorize and everything and we're going to do it. Okay. So I want to do the drop. As long as we don't look crazy doing it. I don't want to, I've seen some girls doing it. Get up and drop right now. Let me see how your

knees work. You got me twisted if you think that I'm, I mean, if we're going to do the drop challenge, we have to see what the knees is like. You need to audition. You might not make it, make the final cut. Meg is busy with court. It's your time to show the knee game. Mall is. Moll's style. Well, my, that's the new thing. You got Moll knees? You got Moll Nise. You got Moll Nis? Hey, why does, edit, why are you in this? laughing so fucking hard. You're wheezing and shit?

Yeah, you got asthma all of a sudden, you all right? I'm not laughing because I'm dead ass. If you think that I'm squatting. Y'all got me all the way. I'm squat, man. Your training doesn't make you squat? My knees are shot. You want to do yoga, they're going to make you squat.

It's not really a, well, yeah, it's certain squat. But it's not like drop down. What does it drop down low? Is that the? Drop challenge. Yeah, no. I think that's for women only. Women have better needs them in.

Should we go to Miami? I feel like everyone's in Miami right now. What's going on in Miami? Kanye's there. So everyone goes. I don't want to go to Miami when Kanye's there. I saw a game. Well,

game was out there for the Kanye show. I saw he's on drink champs. I'm excited for that. He was on drink champs. Yeah. Because game story, game's career is crazy. He's seen a lot.

With the stories. So many shit. So many situations. So many ups and downs. Turmoil, beefs, music beefs, real life beef. Social media beef.

Social media beef. He's been through the fucking butcher house. Yeah. As long as he's transparent. I think it'll be really good. But he said something, he said that Kanye has done more for him in two weeks than Dr. Dre has done for him in his entire career.

That was in the trailer. I would like, I don't know what context you could add to that, but that's kind of nuts. I'm also not game, but I also know he dedicated his first three albums to how much Dr. Dre was doing for him. This is why I'm saying.

Fam, like, what do you think Kanye has done for the game in the last two weeks? He was a... Did a record with him. We know. We got the record easy. I love the record. And he was in the swamp dancing in the rainboots. At the Donda. Yeah. Fuck the documentary. Fuck, Dr.'s Advocate.

Fuck all that shit. Okay. I was in the pond. See, this is what. I just... Yo, you are stupid. I want to see the whole interview. I do, too, man. But we could just talk about that clip. He said what he said. Kanye has done for me more for me in the last two weeks than Dr. Dre has done for me in my entire career.

that's just not true Kanye may have done a lot for you in the last two weeks game we in you know salute to Kanye for that but come on you can't just say more than than Dr. Jets has done for you in your entire

career like we've gotten arguably classic projects of you from Dr. Jare I wouldn't argue I would say classic projects easy is not a classic song it's a good song

good song and it was a good show even though I still don't think that was game gay said it was him it's not a classic though. That also wasn't game. At the Don the two show? Listen, man. Maybe I'm crazy.

That was future, man. That was future. We could just start naming mad rappers that was. Like, that was Mims. That was Mims. That wasn't the game. That was Mims. Yo. What the fuck is wrong with that?

That's funny. Imagine going to go into a show and Mims come out with a mask on rapping all the game's lyrics. At this point in life, nothing would shock me at all. That's what I'm saying. So that whole mass shit, I know that's what artists are doing.

It's like now I'm with book shows in other cities. I don't even have to go. Just put the mask on and go out there and do a couple records. Jeremiah did it without a mask. That's what I'm saying. Just sent his man's out and sunglasses. Why not? Fuck it.

Let's do it. I like the idea of it, but I mean, I don't think you could get away with that for long. Well, that is actually one of the interviews that I'm looking forward to in a long time. I know that's going to get messy. So shout out to EFN and Norie. Yeah, I'm definitely going to watch that whole interview. Again, I just don't agree that I think that's a little unfair. to say that Kanye did more for you in two weeks

than Dr. Dre has done for you. But we know game to say... Is a troll. He'd just be saying a lot of shit. Yeah, I get it. But it's like, come on, man. Don't... He must be mad at you.

And again, maybe he said, I'm completely joking right after that clip. Yeah. Who knows? And Norrie's messy, too. So there could be mad context of that. And he was like, let's put that here. I get it.

I understand. I mean, we're messy. Fucking Bow Wow said he was going to bring a million cash. We didn't show the million cash. He also didn't bring... Yo, listen, if Bowie, I would have showed up with a million in cash, bro. Like, you know how ridiculous that is?

That interview wouldn't have came out. We'd be dumb podcasting. I'm out. Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler, spoiler. All right. Well, euphoria. It's over. Oh, man.

It's over. That show, okay, I have a lot of things to say about it. One, I think that the way they shot it and the whole concept of them sitting in the audience, getting to watch themselves type of things. I thought that that was great, a genius way of shooting a series or adding that element into, you know, the whole show. That was dope to me.

I thought that was fire. I'm concerned about those young ladies and gentlemen. I think they have real life issues in real life away from the set. I think you almost have to. I think you almost have to. They're too good at acting? After like that reading that storyline and having to jump into those characters,

we should do a mental health check on all of those actresses and actors. for at least the next two years because they get ready to go into production for the next season in a couple of months. 2004 is season three is coming out. Yeah.

So which means they're probably going to shoot towards the end of this year, next year. We need to keep checking on Zendaya and Angus. She needs a mental health break. And do you think Angus, did he die? Do you think he's dead?

No. Angus then die. You sure? About Fez? Fes than die. Fez? We don't know that. Fes took it.

One right to the stomach. That's all we know. Right in the appendix. Definitely locked up. And then like, they, you know, they went to the hallway again, his body wasn't there. It was kind of like... He better lie.

He better lie and say, well, tell the truth, not lie. He's, because there's no point. Your brother's dead. Tell the truth. He killed him. Oh, okay, that's a good point. Yeah, I thought... I looked at that when he stabbed him in the neck,

and I was like, there's so many ways I would have gotten out of it. I'd have like, yo, listen, he picked up a gun and he was about to try to kill us and my brother stabbed him. Yeah. But like, when you try to dispose the body and move the body, that's when it's a different level. When he went to stab him, I'm like, dog, you ain't even... You know Ashtray was ready to do that shit. Of course.

He was sitting there. That kid doesn't have lines. He just has reactions. Yeah. Like, he's just the ghoul. He's a fucking goon. That's what he is. When she looked like it's about to pop, you pop first.

I was hating Faye when Faye dropped the glass and then I said, I respect my sister. Like, I respect there. It was a really good show. It was, it got a little weird. They could have written this season better. Yeah, it was a little. Really? Yeah.

It was a good show. Good ending, good finale. I don't want to, you know, live. lose that message. But it was just like, all right, man. Like, it was just, some shit was just way too unbelievable. In what ways? I mean, we did kind of, season two did turn more into the drug dealer crime shit.

But that started in the beginning. And I was a little skeptical. I was like, ugh. There's plot holes. I was about to make this a real like murder crime show. Why has Lori not fucked Zendaya up yet? She gave her like $5,000, like $10,000 worth of pills. and Zendaya can't pay it.

She tried to sex trafficker, Zendaya got out of it, so she's just... But you do realize the last two episodes were basically one day, right? Yeah. So we don't know any of that. And it felt like Zendaya's closing monologue of her being sober and all that. Almost felt like a hallucination of someone that was high. Like, I'm serious. I know it seems like the closing monologue.

I think she's still high as fuck, and that was... her way of coping with it. I think she says that she's, she's sober until the end of the school year. Yes. But again, we do know addicts lie, especially about being sober.

Right. They don't lie about anything. It's about, I'm not, I haven't smoked it in 10 days. Yeah. You smoked 10 minutes ago. Smell it.

Jules is done. She's done. Like, she's good. We won't see her next season. We might see her, but we won't really see it. We might see Astray before we see her. Yeah.

When she was like, when she said, Jules was my first love, you know, or maybe. And then was walking away, I said, oh, it's done for Jewel. She gave her a forehead kiss?

No, she's not done because... That was the kiss goodbye? Because Nate has the USB with the video. He gave it to the cops. Yeah, we're going to see her again. She's not going nowhere. She may not be with fucking Roo. I thought he was going to kill his pops and then kill herself.

I thought a murder, suicide was on the way. They looked like they was just having, like, sex for days with no shower. It wasn't a shower in there, was it? I doubt it. That's what I'm saying. They looked like they were just having sex drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and fucking and doing mess. If you're into that sort of thing, that looked like an ill warehouse to be in.

Yeah. You know warehouse is stink? Did you all the dude with just like M&M? He had the draws with the dick sock. He had the dick sock. He had the dick sock, like the draws with the sock that whole jeepinous. Oh, when he got up to walk out of the- Yo, I was fucking screaming.

I said, what type of nasty shit they got on out in this fucking warehouse? That was a nasty fiesta they were having. What town they from again? Queens. That's fresh metals. I know fresh metals when I see it. Yeah, that's Queens. You mean with town.

You know the town. Yeah, it was a really good finale, though. I enjoyed it. Again, I think that Zendaya, they're definitely gearing Zendaya up to be the biggest actress in Hollywood. I can see it coming. That actor, or not actor, the director and writer, the amount of work they do on like two second scenes is insane.

Yeah. Like, I know they spend a whole day just on that, take a photo and put it up on the house turnaround shot, which was two seconds. Like, I just can't say enough about that show. About the amount of detail that they put in that shit. I don't think the-shot. I don't think the writing was that lazy this season.

I actually thought it was great. There were a lot of plot holes, but, you know, they also said the director is an asshole. So he had a couple tiffs with a couple of the artists. That's why you don't see Barbie. Well, not Barbie. Her own name is Barbie, but Kat. You don't see her like that because she had a tiff with the director.

So she just had that little thing where she broke up with that boy and gaslit him, and that was it. Well, she was a gas-letter. But, no, I mean, I can't say enough about the show. Two years is a while to wait, though. Yeah, that's a while. But then again, season one to season two, I felt like we waited a super long time. Because it of COVID.

I had to go back to watch season one because I forgot what the fuck happened. The Zendaya record at the end of the show sounded great. She sounded really good. Yeah, she sounded really good. I'm tired is the title of it. You don't know what I'm saying? She was exhausted the entire series. Yeah.

She sounded great. Her and Labarant, I'm tired. Did anybody drop a tear when her little boo with the Macintosh apple on his underneath his eye? sang the song to her. We were singing a song to her that he wrote about her. You didn't like that song? You wasn't feeling it? It didn't tug at the heartstrings a little bit.

It was a whole four minutes. It was long. But it was about the song was about her. It made me want to buy an android. I almost switched. With the tattoo or the record? Both. Looking at that tattoo while he was singing it was like, eh, green bubbles ain't that bad.

I'm ready to get away from all of my Macbooks. Like, the fuck? It was a good show, though, man. I really liked the show. I'm anxious to see what the next season looks like where they go with it. You too. Like, what direction do they go from here? Are you guys going to watch it?

Somebody gets clean. Somebody's sober. I think Zendaya gets sober. And she converts to Islam with, oh boy. No, she becomes like an Uber driver or something like that. I can see it being like an Uber East. She's 16. Yeah, so if she could ride a bike and deliver Uber.

Yeah. She did it when she was high and she was fine How do you have to be to do who eats? I'm pretty sure 18. I would hope 18. 18? I would hope 21. I would pray 21.

Well, you can lie on that shit because they tell you Alexa, she's riding a bike and the delivery person pulls up in the fucking corolla. Yeah, that's true. Well, that's because they do that because if your car doesn't get approved, then you have to say you're on a bike.

Yeah, my age didn't get approved. Yeah. I'm still going. So are you guys going to see the pre, are you going to watch the prequel series for Game of Thrones? I didn't watch Game of Thrones to begin with. Are you serious? I watched Game of Thrones.

I'm not a Gotti, like, you know, half of the world is. What is a Gatti? Game of Thrones. People that watch Game of Thrones, I call them Gaudies. It's like a whole culture of them. He was also a member of the Italian mob. Yeah. You didn't know that?

It was dragons and snitches. So you're telling me that both of y'all. And both. Both. Both of y'all that weren't Game of Thrones fans? I watched it, but not. I definitely missed half of, like, two seasons. I didn't watch any of it.

Yeah, like, I watched some of it. Were you just trying to be like one of those people who just like people that say I don't like Beyonce are like, are you trying to be one of those people? No. He's not into the whole dragon culture. Yeah, I'm not really into that. It's maddy of your people in there. Like half of the people are redheaded. That's fine.

I told you I'm self-hating. So that now I'm definitely not going to watch it. I don't want to fucking support my own. I'm not about say, D, that's not a good sell. Yeah. If he gets redheads out there, he's not going. Fes is the only one I support. That's the only redid out of way.

And Travis Kelsey. I fuck with Travis. But like, seriously, you really don't. You don't want to watch it or you just never full time. By the time I would have watched it, it was too late. It was already like 10 seasons. It's never too late. It's your best time.

It's your best time. Like, who has that type of time to catch up? I think you would actually like Game of Thrones. I just, I don't think that your anxiety and your ADHD will allow you to sit in like binge Game of Thrones. I don't think I could ever do that. Yeah, I don't think so. Catch me up and put me in the last season. Maybe I'll watch it.

Roy, I'm going to come over and we're going to watch Game of Thrones. Are you going to sit there for four years? Yeah. Is that long a shit? It takes the bitch. Yeah, it's like five years. The crazy shit is it's only eight seasons and each season has 10 episodes. I saw enough Dixon, euphoria.

The episodes are a couple hours. There's not, that many Dixon. It's way more Dixon season two of Euphoria than there is. Yeah, I'm all dicked out. Euphoria, who's the producers of Euphoria? Do we know their names? I don't. Zendaya, no more Dix.

I'm pretty sure if she calls, if she walks on the set and say, listen, no Dixon season, what is it, four coming up? Three. No Dixon season three. there won't be any dicks. Drake, executively produces it. Oh, yeah.

Drake, no dicks in season three of Euphoria, please. I doubt he's on the dick committee. No, but if Drake says, yo, listen, hey, man's don't want to see dicks. Yo. You know what Drake calls HBO?

Listen, mans don't want to see tings swinging. It would have said, all right, your best friend's name is Chubs. Don't call me with that you type of shit. Mans don't want to see tings

swinging in balls, all right? Whatever Drake got to say, Drake, get it done, Please. We don't want to see more dicks. That'd be a sick Zoom call. Yeah, like, the fuck?

Because I don't think the dicks got the, it didn't emphasize anything. It didn't like make the story any like more real. It was represent. We were seen, mall. You didn't feel seen? No. I see dicks that I didn't want to see. I was like, all right, man.

Like, what the fuck is going on to here, man? It's just a difference in seeing dick on camera than titties. I'm sorry. Women, I think more people enjoy seeing tities than dicks. I don't think you enjoyed seeing those dicks than dicks. as like 80% of other women that watch the show. I'm a gay.

I don't pay me no attention. She has a boyfriend. She can still be a gay. With a boyfriend? Yeah. I know the world is progressive and it changed every day but I have to break this down to me now.

How can you be a gay and have a boyfriend if you're a woman? Chappelle just got renewed for four more stand-up specials with Netflix, so I'm sure he'll break you down for us. Say no more. He'll do it way better than I was. Exactly. If Dave gives us four more transgender stand-ups,

I might have issue with it. I don't think he's going to do that. It is an obsession at this point. I don't think he's going to do that, but he's going to definitely get to the bottom of something shit. Like I just said, for sure. The last one he ended with Alp, this is my last time making any transgender jokes.

If we know anything about Dave Shafel, we know he's alive. We'll see. He's not done. We'll see. Because they're not done. But, yeah, anything else with Euphoria? No, great show.

Great acting. I think, I don't think I looked at any other characters and thought that they did a bad job. I think each and every one of the characters did a great job. They finally let Fez act. Yeah. Which I was happy for. I kind of feel like they've been holding him back as an actual, like a real actor.

Yeah. Because he spas during that scene in a good way. I think he's dead. Nah. I think he died, man. I don't think they would do that. I think once they hit his little brother with the headshot, I think he died at the same time. I think they might put him in a coma for two episodes just to decide, see what the fan reaction was.

He was losing a lot of blood. He got shot where you. usually die. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. I think he's dead. He's a fan favorite. I don't see him dying.

I think anybody on that show can die except Sendea. They're all expendable. I just want to know what Astray's plan was. He had no plan. He had no plan. He was just a tough little. Yeah, he went out like, uh, what's the, what's the two? What's the ladies that drove to the Grand Canyon and drove off the shit in the 80s?

Thelman Louise. He went out like Thelman Louise. Or, uh, or Chris Brown. I don't know what you're call it and take takers. Oh, yeah, sure. Queen Latifan set it off. Yeah, it's all the same shit. Yeah, they all went out the same way.

Fisle and Train the Day. They all went out the same way. Fess was standing outside that bathroom door knocking like his girl had his cell phone in there. Yo, come on, open up, man. Come on. Like, what are we doing? Don't read that. Come on.

Yeah, his little brother went out like a G, though. I'm not going to lie. When he acted like he was dead and he sat up, had that shotgun. How are we going to feel? Yeah. What's Shorty's name that did the whole play? Lexi. Lexi.

I can't wait until Lexi's ass sees what really happened. Because you know she was like, men ain't shit. I saved him the first seat he wasn't there to support me. This is my men ain't shit with the fuck. She knows what he does for a limit. She's probably worried. Then you're going to find out that, no, he's dead.

I think he's dead. I don't, I think if he was to die, it would have been a bigger deal. They would have made it a bigger thing. I mean, we saw the blood pouring out of him. That's not, no, they would have made it a thing. You know, when you go to the cookout and you, the Kool-A that's on the thing, no matter how tight you close it, it's still leaks.

That's what Fess was doing. He was just leaking everywhere. It was. He did have the worth all to try to put his thumb in the wound. I thought that was actually pretty unrealistic. Yeah. You'd be screaming at your man's gunshots everywhere. Like, oh, let me put my thumb in there.

Yeah, I was telling him to like stop screaming. Clearly Fess didn't watch Lone Survivor. He's got to pack it with some dirt. Fam. Lone Survivor, if you want to talk. about anxiety trying to watch a movie. I couldn't breathe during that entire movie. That's a classic movie.

I've never seen it. I don't know about classic, but... Lone Survivor is a classic movie. So really good. If you have anxiety, do not watch that movie. I do have anxiety. Everybody has anxiety. No, but from start to finish, that whole movie's like, again.

Do you saw how fast they was moving in them sandals up the mountains? Fam. You can't move that fast in Crocs. I didn't know the full story before I watched the movie and then obviously I went back and did the research. Spoil alert, add the drop. Spoiler alert, spoiler. When the fucking, when they shot down The Maris' spoiler alert voice.

Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler. The helicopters got shot down too. I was like, nah, hold on. How does he survive this? He was like, go left. They started going to the left. They guys, they say, left is no good. Left is no good.

Left is no good. Just casually. Nah. We got to go back. See, I think I'm going to watch that when I go home. You never seen Lone Survivor. Yeah, in case anyone doesn't have Wikipedia in front of them, what is the lone survivor about? Lone Survivor is about a platoon that goes to the mountains of Afghanistan and they bump into

a member of the Taliban, but he's a kid. And it's a guy, it's an older man from the village and a younger kid that's obviously from enemy territory and they're walking like their goats or something in the mountains. With radios. And they bump into the platoon that's on a stakeout because they're trying to. to kill one of the leaders of the terrorist group. And instead of half of the platoon said we should kill him because he's going to get back to his village, he's going to tell him where we're at.

They're going to find us. But he was a kid. And they was just like, yo, I don't want to kill a kid. And they let him go and sure enough, he ran back to the village, told everybody, and then they hunted them down in the mountains. Sent the country. Yeah.

And, yeah, they got into a big-ass shootout and only one guy survived. one soldier survived. The lone survivor. The lone survivor. Which is played by Mark Wahlberg. I forgot the real soldier's name that is depicted. But it was based on a true story.

I think it's a classic movie. I think that gunfight scene in the mountains was like... Marcus LaTrell. Marcus LaTrell. Who does a lot of press now. Does a lot of interviews. Yeah, sure he does. He's political and shit now.

Great movie. Most Survivors is a great movie. You didn't see it. Really great movie. One of the most epic gun battle scenes we've ever seen. It's not a scene. It's the whole movie.

Yeah, it's the whole movie. Yeah, so I love that movie. I'm trying to think. Is there anything else? No, nothing else we'll talk about. We have a big announcement that you'll see today at 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. Yeah, so go subscribe to our social media handles. Go subscribe to our Instagram and our Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube.

And we have some stuff coming. It's going to be fun. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited. You guys excited? I'm excited, man. I think I love... Well, I'm not excited.

I'm... You don't get excited. I'm happy. I've never seen you excited. I'm joyful. I've seen them all excited. What? Yo.

I'm sorry that you saw that, first of all. But when did you see that? What the fuck? Yo. When did you see me excited? His job is my 13 free time. You were excited. I got to think about it.

You were excited. I'm a lot. I don't, excited. I'm not really excited. You come into work excited sometimes. Roy never comes into work excited. I'm happy to see y'all because once we spend our weekends away from each other, even though we text throughout the weekend.

No, y'all do not text me back just throughout the weekend. Well, Rory and I have days where y'all got to remember something. Rory and I have been doing this twice a week for years. Like that shit gets like tiring. Like we know, it's times where I'll see y'all text and I'm just like, I don't even want to talk about anything that's worth related. It's a real thing. I didn't understand this when like corporate people was like,

oh, don't talk to me about work. Now I understand. I get it. It's like you don't even want to, you don't want to remember that you do a show. So over the weekend, sometimes when you got texted, if it's not something that's like,

like DeMaris, when you hit me, hit me on the side, like, yo, I respond to you. But if it's like in a group chat and you send videos and clips, yo, which I think, it's like, I don't even want to look at that shit. Only because it's work.

I usually just send memes. Yeah. But when it's funny shit, when it's funny time, when it's funny time, or we laughing at somebody It's like somebody's adding this DJ and somebody finds a clip of him on the social media DJ and we're having fun laughing. I jump in on that. Wait, wait, wait.

You guys are laughing at me. Oh, yeah. We're laughing with you and your sex slaves. You and your sex slaves that go to the stumbling every week. What is it? What night is it? Saturday. Every day.

Every Saturdays. To your sex lair to your dungeon. Are we going this weekend? Yeah, this is lair. We're going to the stumbling. Let's go Saturday. We're there. Stumble in.

Oh, boy. We're going to stumble in the stumbling to stumble in. Saturday. Stumble in and Stumble out. You have food there? If you stumble in, who knows? What kind of food are you? You have a vegan?

No. Impossible Burger? We have a, yeah, we have a bear burger. You consider pussy vegan? Really? Yeah. I'm there. You don't want no stumbling pussy.

I just love how you just told the listeners exactly how much you make my job harder when you just said, yeah, when you send us clips and stuff that we need to approve. I don't respond to that. But, you know, the jokes and the means, I write right in the chat. Okay. the thing, no, Demaris, at the same time on top of all of that, I just trust that you know exactly what Rory and I are looking for.

It's trust. That's true. And this is actually a good teaser into what we're launching today. Like, it's really that because you know what we're looking for. You know the aesthetic. You know what's funny. You know how we want to deliver this thing, how we want to package this thing. So most of the time when you say, what do y'all think?

It's like, DeMaris. You think it's good. Run it. I'm still going to check them shit. Like, I'll check it. But it's like I'm not going to comb fine, comb through it and be like, Oh, D, the coloring right here is a little off. Oh, D, you can put this right here and move this.

It's like, D, let me see. Funny, laughable, put it out. That's all. As long as Rory's not too pale. It's all that matters. Yeah, as long as I don't look too gray. As long as no one said the N-word, they can't. Yeah, as long as Rory didn't say, you know, anything crazy that's going to get us canceled, run this shit.

That's all. But it's out of love, though. Remember to save this place. I don't want to talk. DeMaris puts some shit out. I don't want to talk about work. I'm just saying Listen, I'm letting him hang himself

But I'd rather do that I'd rather you put something out and I hate it And I'm like, what the fuck is that? You rather, I put something out and you hate it than just double checking No, no, no, I'll double check sometimes Not all the times But I'm saying if you haven't noticed DeMaris

This is not, we're not running this company The prototypical way That's the beauty of it. We like making mistakes here Yeah, I've noticed I've noticed We like making mistakes Let's make mistakes because we're human

This isn't fucking CNBC MSNBC I have to think they make more mistakes, but Yeah, like It's like, yo, fuck it, let's just We know what the fuck we're doing here Everybody knows their job Well yeah, so subscribe to this shit today

Subscribe to Bihr, today, we're live He can't just, he can bleep it Yeah, and they'll know Yeah, subscribe to Bidg He keeps on again So that doesn't have to be it You just exposed her lady parts I don't think she

No, they were blocked Okay Ed is gonna blur it Okay, blur out Bailey's lady parts please Get her name correctly, Her name is Baisley My whole boy's dog is Bailies That's why I call her.

It's the same as Baileys and Bazely's Same shit Is it that Bayley's Irish cream? Yes, that's the color of Her coat is the same color as Bailey's Irish cream That's why his name is Baileys Shout out to Baile And shout out to Basley

We actually make a play date for them They would get along And he hasn't had any sex yet Has Bayes had sex yet? Just with her flamingo Basley is Here's the thing So Bayley's fixed

But that doesn't get out She hasn't got off the urge But she hasn't that thing still get hot Here's the thing Okay. Basley is a stud. Basley does not get fuck. She does the fucking.

She gets behind dogs like she has a dick. Okay. So. She doesn't know how her things work yet. No. She just knows what she wants. I think she wants to transition. Oh, she wants to.

Baselie, do you identify? What do you identify as today? Whenever there's a dog, to get behind that thing, like she's a grown man. Like, what do you do? What are you trying to scissor with dog, basically? Pretty much, yeah. But she'll do it to male dogs.

Like this little nasty little horny dog. Like this little peg the stallion over here. Pegg the star. Okay. All right. This podcast. I don't know what she identifies as. It's not just a woman.

I'll tell you that. You wouldn't stop putting pink on her because you're. Cameron was thing. Her identity. Clearly she wants a leather collar on with spikes on it. I believe it. She'd probably be at the stumbling when I'm asleep. The stumbling.

That just sounds like a nasty place. We're really going too. We're going to the stumbling. I'm excited. Mall not going. I'm going cancel on us. No, you know what I'm going to go. I promise I'm going to go.

I hate when a nigga get my hopes up. She's in the, uh. I hate when a nigga get my hopes up. She's in the rapture of love. Just the rapture of love. Yo, Dee, what's up, man? We'll talk on camera, Dee. Table this one.

Yo, did you hear DeMaris? I hate when a nigga get my hope. Demaris, I didn't do anything. Don't bring that energy for whatever you be doing when you're not with us. I mean, God. I hate when you. the nigger get my hopes up. That'll be all, folks. Thank you so much.

Oh, man. Jesus Christ. Everyone have a wonderful week. We will be back. Oh, man. Have a wonderful week. We're back every day this week. Yeah, we're, I feel like we're shooting every day this week. But yeah, subscribe. Anything else we need to plug, no? Yes? Just that for now. Okay, cool. Well, I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. That's basically the freak,

freaky dog of Jersey City. Mm-hmm. If you see on the streets run. Oh, no, she'll be in the boroughs too going crazy. Oh, she's a little, oh, you a little thotty, a little hotty thotty. She's discovering herself. Okay. Ah, bays on her whole phase. Bays is in the whole phase.

I like that. Bays is in the whole phase and we'll talk to y'all soon. Peace! My daughter. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me.

Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilled of conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.

So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. On the Look Back at a podcast. From 1979, that was a big moment for me. Eighty-4 was big to me.

I'm Sam Jay and I'm Alex English. Each episode, we pick a year, unpack what went down, and try to make sense of how we survived it with our friends, fellow comedians, and favorite authors. Like Mark Lamont Hill on the 80s. 84 was a wild year. It was a wild year. I don't think there's a more important year for black people.

Listen to look back at it on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast Eating While Broke, is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future. This month, hear from top streamer, Zoe Spencer, and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum-Pierre, as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up. There's an economic component to communities thriving.

If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail. Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed human