New Rory & MAL - Episode 457 | Hump Day

Episode Date: February 19, 2026

We recorded this on a wednesday, hence the title. In this episode we discuss J. Cole, Cardi B, and Wale going on tour. We discuss the best shows we've ever been to, the ones we want to go to before we die, and Rory reminisces on his days as an early media maven trying to break into the music industry. We also discuss Cam Newton’s backlash, and give a voicemail caller some advice. All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-foreverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human. We are back. Yes, we are. Hello, everyone. Happy middle of the week or whenever you are listening to this. Is this still a hump day? Do we still call it Hum Day?

I guess. Yeah. They do? Mm-hmm. I haven't seen Humph Day in a while. Where did you see it before? I mean, I just haven't seen nobody even, like, like, tweet Hump Day or, like, say Hump Day or, like. I typically don't get along with anyone that says happy Hump Day.

We should bring that out. Bad case of the month. Mondays. Anyone that says things like that. A bad case than a Mondays. I just strongly dislike those people. Y'all don't like Mondays? No, when people say, sounds like someone has a bad case of the Mondays. Or like, never mind.

Watch the office space. Okay. Anyways, we're back sponsored by Boost. I was told by our entire team that I was not going to get killed in the comments about my baby mother take and that I would look like the hero in the entire thing. And that is why I'm not listening to anyone in this remember again. Who is the entire team? Who told you got you're getting killed right now?

Not killed, but I was I was told that I would be the one that would look good here and DeMaris would be the one that would be getting killed. And no, everyone apparently hates their baby mothers and they think they deserve nothing. That's not what nobody said. What are they saying? The conversation we were having about baby mothers, they just said that y'all were wrong, that there are other holidays that celebrate your baby mother. It doesn't have to be Valentine's Day.

The comments just disagree with y'all. But Rory was like, yo, make sure I look good. Yeah, you got your point across. people just disagree with you. You know people really just don't like their baby mothers, right? That's what it appeared to be in the comments. A lot of people don't have healthy relationships with their baby moms. They really don't.

I just, I don't think that's it. I think there's... How many people do you don't have a healthy, like, a really good relationship? A lot of people who have a healthy relationship with their baby mothers. And they don't do nothing for their baby mothers on Valentine's Day, but they go hard on that birthday, that Christmas. All right, what's the difference?

The difference is, holidays have different meanings. The same what we had this conversation. Holidays have different meanings. Love Day is for your lover. Some people just believe that love day is for your lover. guess it depends on which you think love day is. Okay, so explain to me the difference in a man, a baby father doing something nice for his baby mother on Valentine's Day versus doing something nice for on her birthday.

Her birthday, the holiday is about her birthday. On Lovers Day, if you look at that holiday and say that it's for your lovers, which most people do, y'all might not, but most people think that that day is for your lovers. If that's not his lover, he wouldn't celebrate her on that day. I feel like that's like just like, it's like celebrating a mother on Father's Day. It's not for you. that that holiday is not for you. I just feel like if you go hard for your big mother on her birthday,

it's not that crazy to get her something on Valentine's Day. Okay. That's if you, if that's what you believe the day is for. Yeah, because her birthday, but I'll probably get at the same time get on Valentine's Day. It's flowers or something like. Okay.

Well, that's, I mean, and that's, you know what I'm saying? Like, just a nice bouquet of flowers and like, yo, happy birthday or,

or happy Valentine's Day. Like, obviously we're family, like, and you have my child. Like, yeah. Okay. Well,

some people look at it as a day for lovers. That's why on that day people post their significant others. On that day, people get engaged. On that day, people get married because it's a day that's for lovers. That's what most people look at as. If y'all look at it something different. Earth is for lovers, too. That's fine.

I mean, sure, every holiday is for your lover. But people, I was asked, somebody told me, somebody told me to ask you, Maul, if you had a girlfriend and she had a baby daddy, would you be okay with him sending flowers and chocolates to her house on Valentine's Day? Would he be okay, dying? So you know that it's inappropriate. Okay, cool. Just making sure.

If it doesn't mean anything, if it doesn't mean anything, why he can't do it? If, if, if, like, she has a child with him, that's her baby father? Mm-hmm. He can send her flowers. I'm not mad at that. I'm not insecure like that. Like, it's not an error for me like, yo, why are you sending him flowers, you, you know?

Okay. You know, I'm saying, like, what he mean by that? Get your goofy ass out of him. You so stupid. Yo, we, why he's sending a shit? You gotta respect my house. Okay, but what if she places the flowers in y'all bedroom? Flowers in my bedroom.

Yeah. Right in front of the tonight, right in front, like on a little mantel above the TV in the bedroom. And you walk in and she's smelling one of them. No, you put those in the living room. You know, don't put those in the bedroom. You ain't doing that. You can put them in the living room, though. That's as far as your security goes.

Once you cross on the bedroom, now we're an insecurity. No, I don't want to be laying in bed looking at flowers. that your baby father bought you. Like, it's like, it's cool, but like, what they should deliver them? You would feel that way even about your wife. If you were married and she had a previous child before, her baby father could just send her flowers. They're chilling in the house.

Yeah. Okay. Don't care. I don't mind that. That surprises me. Yeah. You same person that said your girlfriend can't talk to other men, like, speak to them. Or even have brothers or a father.

You can receive flowers without saying speaking? Oh, she can't say thank you for the flower? No. No. Come on. When he's psychotic? Yeah, no. Oh, okay.

You can just receive him at the door. Thank you. Let him know I got the. He know you got him. Take the picture like the Uber East driver. Yeah. That says delivered. Exactly.

Take pictures of the roses at the door. Like, yeah, we got it. A blurry out of frame photo like they usually do with your food. Yeah, but you can't text them. No, I'm joking. Like, yeah. From your baby father? That's not.

Somebody sent me something on DoorDash. Somebody sent me like for Valentine's or whatever. They just sent me like a bunch of stuff on DoorDash. here go here go me they like you got a surprise downstairs I'm just going downstairs not thinking like wig off meekmill braids in I get to that door to get my package and that door dash nigga pulled that phone out bro I was like delete that picture delete that

don't fucking send that like because the person that sent the stuff gets the photo it was like it wasn't me I said delete why do you have to take a picture of you to show that I got the stuff so they have to show you picking up your order you can just take a picture you holding they ain't got to take a full body pick of you. Bro, full body. I said delete that.

Full body is crazy. Deliverment taking a full body pick of you is crazy. Taking a step back and then frame of it. Yeah, like, no. No, he, when I opened the door, he had the phone out. Like, I guess he went to take a picture of the stuff and I just having to open the door. I said, let me see that. Delete that.

The fuck out of here, bro. What are you doing? You can't take no full body picking somebody. A fucking up. That's crazy. How are you going, Mom? My week is great. Feel good.

You got no good. Nice sweater on. Thank you. Is there some history? the sweater that I'm asking for that sweater for four years. Shit, I can't get with a sweater because the nigga will really think that we fucking. Yeah. I just told her, she's like,

and here you go, yeah. That's a, well, that's a tough one to explain. Right. Every piece of clothing I got on right now belong to one of y'all. This mall hoodie these Rory pants. Here we go. Here we go. Now we run and train on you. That fast. Look how fast. Look how fast the speculation starts. She got on my hoodie. Forget your sweats. Yeah. Pige's socks. Yeah. Pigea socks. Probably.

Like, you know what I'm saying? They're going to think we just in here Just humping. On hump day, we humping. Now we humping that fast. See? Why the specifics sweater, though? And that's tough to explain. Like, if you pull up to my crib smelling like more, I'm going to feel the way.

Why not? I smell good. Why don't you want to smell like me? More to smoke good. Roy smells good. Roy smells like Joe Malone. Chill. Don't tell the world.

You smell like Joe Malone. I love Joe Malone. Don't do that. You know like Joe Malone? I don't know him. I don't know that. You don't know Mr. Malone? I don't know that,

that nigga. That nigga said, I don't know where. I know that nigga. Fucking me. Mr. Malone. Sounds like a JD baseball coach.

Yo. But yeah. Anyway, how's your week on, Rory? It's been cool. Yeah, it's been,

you know. You got your cold tickets, punk bitch. No, I didn't. No, I did not get my cold tickets. You punk bitch.

You got your cold ticket, you punk bitch. It would be fun to hear the entire arena scream the punk bitch part because that is definitely. Oh, that's going to be. ball that's gonna be a ball and i i hate that part but i do love that song no i didn't get my tickets i saw

that you posted on your story the the goddam photo they're yours secured um when they say you're going yeah i know you're going um he's doing how many shows in new york for so far i'm sure he's gonna add another one was he at the garden he's at the garden once barclays twice and usbb arena once dope. I feel like he maybe could have done a stadium. He could have done MetLife a show. With that amount of shows and how quick those tickets, I think he could do MetLife.

I don't know if he could do stadiums in every city, but I think Cole can do MetLife for sure. I just don't know if I'd want to CJ Cole at MetLife. I don't really like rappers and stadiums. I'll be quite honest with you. I agree. How intimate a cult show is. It's a certain type of rapper can do a stadium.

You have to have certain type of energy, certain type of state. Yeah. Like Travis, I would see in a stadium for sure. Anytime. But like, Hove by himself would be weird

in a stadium to me. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that idea. Like, no, get Beyonce. Seeing him over Beyonce when he come out and do public service announcement? In Paris too.

Niggers in Paris. Well, I went to on the run one and two. They were both great shows, but it definitely helps when you have Beyonce in a stadium. Oh, well, it helps when you have Beyonce anyway. But I'm just saying, like, you got to have certain energy records.

Yeah, it's just, it's a little different when you're doing song cry and stadium and Beyonce gets to do the harmonies. Like it just adds a different effect to it. You have to cry now. Now you have to cry. Yeah, we have to sit here and cry now. It's so beautiful. But yeah, I don't know. I mean,

even with, uh, was it Kendrick and Sizer? They did stadiums, right? Yes. I'm curious what, what that was like. They said, well, the ticket sold. No, of course. Yeah. But you meant just the experience the show. Because I mean, in general, like, when we went to the Mr. Morale show, I feel like that set could have been in a stadium. Okay.

Like it was, there was enough attractions to it, I feel like. But yeah, I mean, I don't know, Baby Keem and Kendrick running in circles in a stadium. It could work. Yeah. But. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how I feel about coal in the stadium. I'm excited to see him in an arena.

I'm excited to be drunk swaying side to side. I have a fucking ball. Well, I'm not doing the resale thing because those tickets are absolutely fucking ridiculous. Do I, do I ask, do I reach out to Dreamville? Yo, y'all got a guest list? any more space? You know they have a guest. Asked if they have guests.

It's crazy. I know it's last minute. Is there enough room? Room for one more? You want to move somebody for you? Who? Who from Dreamville you're going to hit? I hate Cole.

What's his number? You think I can't hit Cole and get tickets? Maugh, I got better shit to do. Stop playing, bro. Yo, y'all, you don't think I can hit Jay Cole and get tickets to your show. How would you reach out to Jay Cole? DM them? Is he that active on the gram?

Maul, you don't hit your own friends for tickets to their shows. You're not hitting fucking cold. I'm just saying, like, if you think I was to hit him, you don't think he would give me tickets? No. Why not? But how, like, how would you get a hold of? Like, would you meet him at the basketball court?

I got, you know what I mean? I know people in places, though. I'm just saying, if I hit Cole, you don't think he would give me tickets? You think Biggs could give me tickets? No. Biggs know anyone in Dream? Definitely not. Is there any affiliation of that whatsoever?

No. No, not at all. I feel like Biggs know. know everybody like whenever i have a problem i think that bigs could probably fix it i ain't got asked them i feel like he could but why you think cole wouldn't give me tickets though ma i'm just i don't think he's a lot of your message is what i'm saying let alone give you tickets i see y'all y'all don't you know i don't speak to cole ma ma man how y'all i'm just asking a question baby d how you know i don't speak to huh i know who you speak to you don't speak to cold you don't know

who i speak to all right how you know who i like hold on because you know i don't You just said, how do you know who I speak to? Because you're on FaceTime, 99% of the time of this office. So we do kind of know who you speak to. All right, but I'm not in the office, but for what, four or five hours out of the day? So you wait until you get home in bed to talk to that nigga? That's what you said. Nah, I'm just saying.

How you know we don't, you know what I'm saying? How you know we don't speak? Okay. I'm just saying, how would you know that? Like, I don't know who you be talking to. I can't say, DeMaris, you don't be, I can't say that. It would surprise me. Like, yeah, I'd be talking about, oh, shit, word.

But if I was in here talking shit about people, like regularly, you would know, like, whether I talk to them or not. So, oh, yeah, I think I'm talking shit about cold. Okay. Got it. We think that. Now, we think that. Not everybody thinks that. I can't just be expressing my hurt and disappointment.

They got to be talking shit. That's what I'm just saying. Is it talking shit or is it just me expressing my disappointment and my... Well, if you're that disappointed, why would you talk to Cole regularly? If you're that disappointed me. I'm not texting a nigga back. It's mad niggas disappointed me. I don't text them, niggas back.

No, but I'm just saying Not like on a, you know Personal level Just on an artistic level Oh, so you text Cole like Yo, I'm not mad I'm just disappointed Yeah

Okay But yo I'm not mad bro I'm just disappointed man You left me out here taking Grenades in the trenches for you bro You know what I'm just That's all You never had a friend or somebody

You're cool with And you be like Damn bro why you did that man Fuck It's like that type of like Fuck That's all it is You know what I'm saying

Fuck But fucking Let me get two tickets to the show. Okay, well, then get us two tickets. Say no more. Got you, done. I'm going to add it to the calendar now. Don't hold your breath, baby.

Which one you want to go to? All of them. If y'all that cool, we should go to all the shows. Nah, I ain't doing that. Dinner before? I ain't never going to all shows. All shows is crazy. Yeah, I'm not doing the all show.

Go on cold four nights in a row crazy. Yeah, that's too much cold. It's not that cold outside. It's not that cold outside. That's too much cold. Nah, we ain't doing that. I'm trying to think. I went to, what was,

which tour, the Yeezah store. I went to the garden and I went to Prudential Center. Back to back night. Yeah. Kind of gay. Yeah, it's pretty gay. Well, I went to the Newark one because it was the

10 year anniversary of college dropout. So it was like two different shows, but I still probably would, the Yeezer show was like my favorite show all the time. I would have went to Philly if I had tickets. You like Giza's more than Glona Dark? Um, yeah.

Glowardrop was dope. I'm trying to. the best shows I've been to. I think Jesus is probably the best, the best show I've been to, period. Which, uh, Jay Cole tour is the greatest of all time. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Um, no, I don't, I don't think that's the, the best show I've ever been to us. Ever to my rap shows? I don't know that. At Madison Square,

I don't know. But I don't go to a lot of rap shows. I don't want to see rappers rap, like, on, like, live and like, in stage. Like, I'm cool. I don't want to see rappers rap live.

I'm cool. Like, you don't want to see them do that thing that they do live? Yeah, Yeah, I'm kind of cool. Like, I've missed all the Jay-Z shows. I've never seen Jay-Z live and my heart breaks because I know I probably never will.

Yeah, I missed them. Yeah, I don't know if he's ever going to go on another solo tour. Yeah, it's over for me. Nah, hell no. Why would you? I don't think you're going on a tour with anybody. Like, I think that's just clip. But that B-Sides, missing that B-sides was hard.

B-sides was great. The 440 tour was incredible. Hard of the city is great. I don't think Jay-Z has had a bad set that I've ever seen. That best of both worlds. Toad have been special. It would have been special. Till you and Tata roared it.

Those first two nights. That was a great show. Great show. Damn, man. Cardi has been going viral for her show. I'm seeing that. She looks lit. That shit looks crazy.

Her production value is up there. Probably the highest for any female rapper I've seen. Her production is crazy. Female rapper that I've seen, Cardi's production has been the craziest. Well, didn't go to gag city, sis. Yeah, I'm about to say, did you say, oh, you never seen Nikki live?

No, but I've seen the clips, but I'm talking about production value. I'm not talking about the rapping, the quality of her performance. I'm talking about the production value. As far as, like, the amount of money that was put into the show. I mean, Maul, you went to Missy Elliott in Chicago. Was it last year, two years ago? Two years ago? Deep think Cardi B is putting on a better show than Missy, Missinger Elliott.

But nobody ever said, nobody ever said, like, I hate... You said of any female rapper? You, it's like you're not listening to me. I said production value. I don't care if she went up there and mined the words. I'm talking about the amount of money that was put into the show. As far as like the set, the outfits, things like that. Gotcha.

I'm talking about. I've only seen clips. I've only seen a clip and I can promise you that she doesn't have a bigger production to Missy. Okay. Missy, I wouldn't be surprised at. I'm saying female shows, female rappers shows that I've seen like Nikki, Megan, all of that. And Megan, look up. Megan had an amazing show, but.

I only saw the clip of her falling out of the job. and saying it was the government, which I thought was hilarious. Oh, yeah, no, it's not. It was, it's way, way more than that. Did she already do New York? No, New York is much later. I think she's only done like, she's on the West Coast. L.A., she bought out Kalani.

She bought out Tyler. She bought out blue face. Okay. She carried blue face, though. Why she did that the blue face? What she do? He came out trying to hug her. She walked away from that nigga.

She might not have known. You don't know a heat in a moment. You don't know a nigga trying to hug you. She just wasn't trying to hug that nigga with no shirt on. Cardi wasn't hugging Blueface with no shirt on She's like, I don't know you like that I don't think I've ever seen Blueface with a shirt on Yeah, Cardi.

Blueface me wearing shirts and shit Who's that nigga had his arms open When he was walking towards a Cardi turn right away from that nigga started dancing I was like damn like You can't hug a nigga that you got a dope record with Like shit. All right?

Man, I suppose. She's going viral right now because she addressed Bia. I guess she was doing the Bia Pretty and Petty. She has like a silent thing. So when it says name five be a song Arena is supposed to

or silent, whatever. And Bia said something like talking shit about Stefan Diggs and the fact that he didn't, you know, he got mad baby daddies, but he doesn't have a certain amount of yards, whatever she said. And Cardi came out. Huh? Or Big Mamas, I'm sorry. Baby Mamas.

I thought she was breaking news. I'm not going to say, Pige, give us the breaking news ticker. He got both of them. Steph was saying he has mad kids and baby mommas, whatever. And Cardi responded and was like, just because I talk shit about my baby daddy, don't mean you could talk shit about my baby daddy, bitch. Okay. Yeah.

Which I feel like that. Good for Beah, though. That's a really big look to be like a staple of the show. Even if you're like being talked about? Yeah. Even if it's named five be a song, it's going to point it to your head and then the arena go silent? Yeah, literally an entire arena is focused on me for a second.

It's not my fucking show. I get it. I'm really living rent free in your head if in your sold-out arena tour. Your biggest moment is to talk about me. That's, I definitely understand what you. Because I like B. I fuck a B as me as me. music.

No, you don't. I like London. I like London, too. That thing is said I like London. London is a great city. I love London. No, there's been a few beer joints that I thought were cool. But I always felt like Cardi giving that as much attention as she did was a better look for

bea than anything. Oh, of course. Like, it's Cardi like really focused on you. Yeah, the energy is directly towards you. So, yeah, I get it. But that's rat beef. Ma has been saying that for forever since the rap. That's rap.

Yeah. Beef with a bigger artist is... Rap beef is profitable. And if you, you know, use it right, you can capitalize off it. Beer can capitalize over that if she does it right. We've been so focused on Cole backing out that I think it was a strategy to try to get us away from the fact that Meg still hasn't replied to Nikki Minaj. And I've been waiting for Demaris to talk up for her favorite rapper. It's been what, three years?

I'm still waiting. She's still on the clock, in my opinion. What was the Nikki record? Bigfoot. That was the name of the record? Yes. You know I don't remember songs like that. I can't remember that record.

Yeah. Take over, Ether, Bigfoot. Yeah. It's right in line. It's right in line with the classics. It's right in line with the classics. But that was enough to have to reply. What was that?

A straight up record from arguably the biggest and greatest female rapper of all time. Yeah. A direct record. All right. If I mentioned, that song was. ass. R-R-P who? My mentions. As song was ass. Bigfoot?

But we came in here and said Big, the beat was horrible. I don't remember the record, so y'all might be right. I do not remember. Lying on your dad, mama. Lying on your dad, mama. You don't remember that fucking song. That shit looked so bad. Especially when you say it like that, no.

I don't think I've ever even heard that song. That shit was bad. I think if I remember the story correctly, what she recorded it to, they couldn't get the clearance or whatever. So someone else made a beat last minute over her vocals, and it just was, it was just not it. I remember that Bia song to Cardi being fucking terrible. Because she was in the studio rapping that shit.

That was secondhand embarrassing. I remember that being, that, that I remember being terrible. Like, this is, this sucks. This sucks. She picked a, because like that had just came out, so she picked like a diet like that type of beat. But it was like, the ending was funny, though. That was a year of beef.

That really was a year of beef. It started with Megan and Nikki, and then I think it went to Cardi and B, and then it went to the boys. It was just a year of fucking just, it was bad. I was 24. Yeah. And look, we're still caught up in this Pia and Cardi.

It just won't die. Beef never dies. Is this that, that era's 50 and Jirul? No. No, baby. It's still going, though. Like, what if they saw each other on a plane? It's a good try.

It's not this error is 50 in Jiru. It's really not. No. I saw Jiru on TMZ Lé. they had asked if he'd ever squash beef with Tony Yale. I'm like, DMZ, you're a little late here. Will you ever? You know how long they've been beefing?

We're going on 30 years. What's the statute of limitations for the beef? Yeah, no, that beef is forever. Y'all going to the Waleigh and Smino show? I definitely want to. Yeah, if I'm free for the New York one, I definitely want to go to that. Are y'all big Smino fans? I got asked a bit about listening to Smino.

I was like, I've never really... I like Smino a lot. We had one of the show one time. I know, I remember. Yeah, Smino's dope. And that's a good pairing for a tour. I don't think I've ever seen a Walee show, like a whole Walee set. Really?

I don't think so. Yeah, I was about to say. I feel like I've been to a Wiley show with you before. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, web stall, yeah. We all went together? Yeah. We did. I got drunk and hacked the new Rory and Maw, Twitter.

I remember that day. How would you hack? You had the password. That was the day of our billboard went up. Oh, yeah, that's right. Okay. Yep. We left from seeing it.

board and we didn't see Wiley. Yeah. And we seen him in Vegas, too, shaking ass. Yeah, that was fun. But, I mean, when you go to Wally's show, I suggest everyone if he's in your city to go, because it'll remind you how many hits Wiley has. And then we can come back and have that conversation

that you guys are all ducking. Not you guys, but Wally in aversis and who he would be as far as your faves. So just go to the show. Get a reminder of how many hits that he has. No, I told you the other day. I think it's closer to Kold than I thought it was. I do.

This isn't cold. hate because we still want to go to the show, Ebe. It's Waleigh-Love. It's not Coal hate. No, we don't hate Cole. But, yeah, if Wiley had a different PR agent, I think this conversation would make more sense to the masses. It's a lot. Like, you said that and I definitely was like, Rourke just saying shit. Nope.

But the more I sit and think about him, like, he has a lot of dope records and he has a lot of good albums. It's a lot closer than that door. It is. Yeah. No, absolutely. I see that Demer says bucket list artist concert. I saw that during pre-production. And I don't know if I have, I do want to see Janet.

That's on my list. But I don't know who's like a bucket list, bucket list that I haven't seen already. That's alive. I see Janet three times. Alive. That's what I'm saying. Alive-wise, like I've seen pretty much all the artists that I do want to see. I'd see Bruno alive as much as we've shitted on him for the past few years.

I would like to see your Bruno show. Go to Vegas. Well, he has World. 37 Bruno's walking around in Vegas. Shut up. It is. I'm just playing. Thank you.

I don't think I've ever seen, I haven't seen Usher Live. I would like to see Usher Live. I saw him last, who was it, two years ago now? Last year at the Barclays. He just live in our bucket list. Like, he just,

he doesn't hit everything on our fucking bucket list. I wanted to see his Vegas residency. I didn't see that. But I saw him at the Barclays last. year. I think it was last year, yeah. He killed that. I do want to see NERD solo because I saw them with common one time, but I know it'll never happen because Chad and Frode like hate each other now and are suing each other. But an NERD tour would be something that would be on my bucket list for sure.

Okay. Or at least like if they did like a set at Flognog or something. Like I just want to see NERD like come back and reunited Coachella. Like that, that to me would be a great. great tour because then you get a whole Farrell set as well in that entire thing

and you know Farrell's bringing out everybody. Ferrell and Friends I think could be a headliner at Coachella. Yeah, for sure. That would be something that would be crazy to see.

Even if it's not any RD like Farrell plus five. Have you seen Wang Love? I've stood next to you at the Apollo. No, no, not that show like an arena.

No. No, never have. Never seen them pull out the guitar for how to love. but I did see them in New Orleans. It was Wayne backed by the roots. So it was, you know, a little different

than a regular Wayne show. That's fire. But yeah, I've never said, I've never went to like an actual Wayne tour like that. But what's the greatest show you've been to besides best of both world that you guys ruined? The greatest hard. That's tough.

I mean, Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation was dope. I was a kid, but I definitely remember how incredible that was. Lo and the Dark, Kanye. Drake and Amigos show was dope. That was great. Oh, damn. I'm sad.

I missed that. I know that was fire. Like the production, Drake's production on that one. I was curious how the Migos were going to do in an arena. And they were great. No, they were doing the three-man weave. They definitely. That show, I always say that was the show where I realized, like, yeah, I understand

what Amigos are, who they are. Yeah. They got a lot of records. Oh, hell yeah. And they're a great performance. Yeah. Ironically, the most slept-on show I've ever been to in my life was, I actually was working it because we were shooting the recap video for it.

For some reason, Def Jam to promote GZ TM 103, they did like a six-year anniversary of TM 101. It was the most random, it was like the six-and-a-half-year anniversary of TM-1-1. I hate when they do shit like that. Just random shit. And I was like, all right, whatever. I love TM. like him performing TM 101 into entirety.

That's super cool. I was excited for that. So we're shooting the recap shit. And then they shut down the green room completely. I'm like, well, we have to film him. And they're like, nah, y'all got to leave. I'm like, all right, cool. So we go down because we had like the photo pitch shit.

And Highline ballroom, I don't know, fits, what do you think? 600 people standing maybe? It's a small, it's a small venue. GZ comes out. First guest, first song. brings out Jay-Z at High Line Ballroom to do Go Crazy. Next record. Brings out Kanye West.

Oh, wow. At High Line? That's crazy. Jesus. Brings out Kanye West. Next song brings out the locks. Next song brings out Fab. Yeah, that's wild.

At High Line Ballroom. He came out to go crazy, which I was like, I started out with this when Jay-Z, I thought the whole fucking place was going to, like, legitimately collapse. imagine that small-ass venue and just Jay-Z walks out on the first fucking song I never even knew Jay must have had somewhere to beat I never even knew he'd been to High Line Bowl room Like I never knew Jayze been inside

We performed at Highline Bowl room We've been in that green room plenty of times It's smaller than this office Imagine that green room with the locks Jay Z Kanye fab GZ Oh no yeah that's crazy Yeah this it was one of the greatest shows I had ever been to my life

it was so fucking good. Yeah, a capacity of 700 with Jay-Z in the room. That's crazy. Jay-Z and Kanye. If you go all the way, scroll through my entire Instagram, I don't think I archived it.

Some of my first IG photos I ever posted were from the show of Jay-Z, Kanye, like, it was absolutely fucking insane. That's how you know Jay fucked with GZ. Oh, yeah. To get Jay Z to perform a high-line ballroom for a six-and-a-half-year anniversary. back then.

That's crazy. I would have passed out. And then you had Kanye come out right after. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, that's when they did. That was a, we fuck with Jesus. We're going to do this for him. Like, you know, when he stopped go crazy and then the put on beat started,

even though we just saw Jay Z come out, nobody was like, he's not going to bring Kanye out. Kanye comes walking out. I feel like back in the, I feel like this was the last of the era of like shit like this. even be impossible, though. I feel like after a while. No, you know what, though?

Not to cut you off. You know who did a show? Like, that was like this probably in a smaller room. And I was like, I can't believe he put on this type of show in this room. When the dream did, uh, S-O-Bs. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, the show he put on in S-O-Bs.

I was like, why is the dream in here? Like, this production is not for. Mm-hmm. Sobys, like. But he said he wanted to do the small. Yeah, no. Yeah. You wanted to do the small intimate rooms.

Like, that shit was dad was a dope show. That's crazy. S-O-Bs. And sorry, to go back to the G-Z thing, I think that was the day Otis came out. I think that was the same day that Otis came out. That makes sense. That's crazy.

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For full offer details, visit boostmobile.com. Bullshit like this doesn't happen anymore. I don't know if it's just not cool to me, maybe because I've aged out and like the younger kids are doing cool shit and having moments like that. But like I feel like cool shit like that just doesn't happen anymore with records, with shows, with nothing. Like where are the, does just posse big name artist just Lincoln? At, um, Chappelle's ranch in Ohio. Like, where the posse big name artist?

That's who. Eat it up. That too. I'm just saying like where is, where is this generation is the dream? Where is this generation is the GZ? Where's this- The G-Z is funny as

fuck. Where's the G-Z at? The young dream and the G-Zzy. Where's the Kanye at? Like, where's this

generation's Kanye and G-Z who would this generation's, which you're going to call it be? Who would that be? The R&B artists.

Not the rapper. We all know we don't know who the rappers are. It's more like the dream. It'd be women. I don't even know if there's like a male tie. No,

tie is not this generation, baby. Your ties. Not even close. Yeah, I guess you're right. Shit, mail, I don't know. August, I'll see him. He's not this generation either.

Would it be Givion? That's tough to say because the dream is, when you say the dream, they have to be like, one of the greatest writers ever, one of the greatest producers. So would it be Leon? I mean, he's on a trajectory for that. Yeah, he's, he's trending that way, but. But Dream also had such. When the Dream did that SOB show, he was like. the dream solidified.

Yeah. I can't believe I'm going to see the dream in SOBs. Like that's, I remember feeling like that like, yo, he's performing in SOBs. I thought we had the venue wrong. I was like, there's no way the dream is performing all those records he got at SOBs. And then we get there

and see the production that he did for that room. I was like, hmm, we're in SOBs. Like, you know, the people I've seen in SOBs. I mean, but I've seen superstars in their first show at SOBs. First time Kanye performed. was at SOBs in New York.

Unfortunately, it was not at that one. I was at Kendrick's first show at SOBs. Not only was at Kendrick's first SOB show, I was at J-Rock show when Kendrick was the hype man and battled Sirius Jones and Charles Hamilton in the crowd. His name was KDOT. And he was just the one that was rapping along with J-Rock. And then just Charles Hamilton, Sirius Jones,

there was a time when if you were in New York City, you would just randomly walk into Sirius Jones and Charles Hamilton battling each other. It happened. It happened biweekly. bi-weekly, we're battling bi-weekly on any corner. For some reason, Charles Hamilton would find out where Sirius Jones was, get a camera, and just run to where he was. It was a battle, yeah.

So it happened in SOBs again, and then Kendrick Lamar just starts rapping. Then I saw his first real show at SOBs. I saw Drake at SOBs for his first show. D'O. Kanye would have loved to see. But, yeah, I mean, I feel like every legend has kind of started there. If you're not from New York, SOBs has a 400 standing. capacity. It's a very small room. It's not big.

Unless you're Benny the butcher and you somehow fit 1,500 people in there. Yeah. They move every table, every chair. That they move the pole. They moved to sit in the block in the middle of the building. That, thank God there was not a fire. That Benny show was the most off-code fire marshal's nightmare of all time. I don't know how he got that many people in the SOVs. But they do a great job with clearing that out when it's over. like open all those doors yeah that shit even rest in peace when prodigy and

sagon fought they got everyone out of there pretty quickly yeah well they had to that was they had to get everybody out yo if the walls could talk at SOBs man that would be the craziest shit roy do you miss those days of like when you were like on the come up of like you know on the come up on this come up trying to break into the hip-hop game and you were just hustling and bustling through the city through the streets of manhattan just a dollar My first song era right now. Just reminiscing. I'm about the fall off.

Rory, do you miss the days when you wanted to do? Yes. And actually, you know, rest of piece of sheney, that had me, like, reminiscing on those days because, you know, she would always be at every SOB show with me type thing. Yeah, no, those days, Santos' days, SOB days were the greatest. I remember when fucking Siza used to just be around, like, trying to get on stage. It was just a different time that I don't think could ever happen in New York anymore because it just people don't live here.

it's not like an artist driven city anymore. The shit was, it was, I'm so happy that I was blessed to be in that era and being born at the time that I did. As much as I'm very much jealous of a lot of your era, I did, I am very blessed with mine.

Because y'all shit was, that's not even fair. Some legendary shit, man. But blog era outside was a lot of fun. Blog era was cool. I remember, like, I wasn't like as outside during a blog era, like it was a lot of,

but that was a couple of events I would pop out. that. And it was definitely a cool time. It was definitely good energy and seeing a lot of those artists where they are today. Like it's actually dope to see that. I don't know if we get that anymore, though. Like, it's now with the internet and social media. I don't know if artists even feel the need to go that route. They don't. And also, a lot of the young artists have that same issue that the high school students have or that the people, they're inside social. They don't know how to go out and be out around people. Like, they can't do shit like that. They feel awkward. So much social

anxiety these days. Fucking brother. Like no one goes outside. Fucking brother. Like no one knows how to go outside and meet new people. I feel like back in them days

that Rory's talking about, everybody just wanted to be on. And like it was so much cross networking. Everybody just was like climbing together and making new friends and making new connections. These new artists feel like

they don't have to do that shit. Yeah, because once you open your phone and feel like you got 10,000 followers, you feel like you made it. You don't need to go out so I do shit. Yeah. I got lifelong friends that I've met at South Paul in Brooklyn in 2010.

Like, just people I just met there. South Paul. Wow. Which now I think is a grocery store. Wow. South Paul and Brooklyn. Damn, you know how many nights I've been in that? Oh, my God.

That was a spot. South Paul. Wow. Yeah, you went back with that one. Those were the days. Yeah, you went back with South Paul. The Army party was dope down at the Nitten Factory. Village Underground Sunday nights

Open mic shit was the best I'm one show though that those were better times Like I missed the times when Vashti was the most famous person in the room Oh my God, good time Shout out to Vashti That's the time I miss Not everyone having 100,000 followers

And take their famous Vashti was the icon Yeah Like you'd be like a Vasi DJ tonight Oh we out Those days are over Y'all remember Kyra Chaos was a DJ? She still is

Oh she is? Why would you laugh? Because she still is. Oh, I didn't know that. But I remember when she became one and it was like a thing. Yeah. I will never forget that. I believe she's still DJ.

I haven't seen a posting any, you know, DJ and, like her DJ in any events and all like that. But I think she still is DJ. I remember the day Austin Mills said, yo, I think I want a DJ. And now he has a remix with Bruno Mars. Of course he does. Of course. Austin Mills has a remix with Bruno Mars. Of course.

Who else would Austin have a remix with? it would have to be Bruno. Now, seeing what Austin took it, though, is dope. It's dope to see his, you know, his trajectory and where he landed. Like, that's fire. It's so fun to watch, like, your friend be famous. Because I just don't, like, I can't even view him that way. It's so fucking weird.

Like, even when we were at the, what's that really high point in Hudson yards? The P. The edge. The edge. When he performed there, dude, like, like, women literally fainting when he walked out. I'm like, bro, that's Austin. Wait, women fainted when Austin. I'm not, I'm not living right.

The amount of people that are like fans of his. Yeah, no, no. Fans fans. Like front row fucking t-shirts. Like, they all wear the same glasses that he wear. Like, I'm like, yo, this is. That's fine. This is so weird.

You got mad famous friends that you came up with. That's dope. Like who? You got Raven. Yeah. Yeah, that is also strange when people, like, like brain. Hey, do you know Ray B. Could you think we could get her to do something?

I was like, I don't know, man. I don't know what- I don't know. I haven't spoken her. I don't know what her price is these days. Have no clue. Oh, shit. I know, I can't afford Raven anymore.

Anytime Raven does something for me, it's at a pure friendship. I cannot afford her. What should do? You like throw her lunch or something like, you know? I owe you. I got you on some lunch. I just try to get as much money as I can in the budget. Just not for her to take, but just to work with.

Because she's so used to having way bigger budgets than I have. She doesn't take any fees on anything. So, yeah, it's definitely a thank you. That's all I can give at that point. That's fire, man. I love seeing people like make it and sit out and say they want to do something and actually stay to it and become successful. That's fire.

Where is the music scene now, though, if it's not in New York? Because like Rory said, like you don't come here to grind and be an artist. Where the fuck is it? Is it Atlanta? Is it L.A.? So L.A. is different. and I can only speak from outside looking in, because I don't live in L.A. and never live there.

But the difference between the scenes with New York where to me the events were fan-based. Every event in L.A. to me is industry-based. There's not like casual fans at, like, small music venues in L.A. It's always like Deaf Jams putting on a showcase. Oh, yeah. It's never really, from what I've seen. Like, if I speak to reason, I'm sure he'd be like,

no, and Carson, actual real people go to real show. and shit, but I've only experienced just straight up industry shit in L.A. when it comes to music. Not like, yeah, we're just doing a showcase at the Vyper room and it's a bunch of like 20-year-old kids that just want to be on the scene. It's just always... I feel like it's still that scene

in New York, though. We're just not on that scene. It has to be. Like, every generation has that scene. I just think we outgrow it and we no longer like in that crowd. But like, I'm pretty sure there's that still that scene. Like, there's a Vashti in New York right now. Yeah, I'm, I think on the event side, I'm sure there is.

But the mute, like, are the younger artists with a young fan base even, like, doing SOBs? Yeah. Like, are they doing the small circuit run to start their career? Because, like, what we've seen is mostly you catch a record and you end up on the Rolling Loud stage in one week. Yes. Like, Ice Spice would have done SOBs if it was a different era.

Yeah, for sure. But now, she goes straight to the top. Yeah, the timing is different. The timing is different. The way people, you know, the access is different. And also, you know, just the way people, you know, mix with their audience and find their audience is different, too. Like, social media changed a lot. Like, it kind of removed the need to do certain things and go about things a certain way. Yeah. You kind of cut the line. It's like the easiest. It's like, I want to say easy pass because you still got to put that work in. But it's kind of like the flash pass is six flags. It's like, you know, we could get there. We might not have to wait. that long, well, we're going to have to wait a little bit still. But that's what social media does. It just changed everything. It just changed that, it cut that, you know, I guess line a little short and having to go with the SOBs for a few days and go to New York

and sleep on your man's couch for like a month and just go to the studio. Stay in your own crib, get some little pre-production equipment and upload that shit to iTunes. And like where we said, you're being rolling loud next month. You don't have to do the college circuit. Yeah, it's just a different time. Yeah, because even like, remember the showcases, and I'm definitely dating myself, when artists used to have to sell a certain amount of tickets to get on the bill. Like you'd have to sell five tickets to even get a five-minute slot.

I guarantee you people like Drake, Kendra Cole all went through that, and that's why they're all great performers. They know what it's like to perform to people that have no interest in you whatsoever. Like you have to win a crowd over. That's so fucking tough to do. if you just open it up for another artist and all the people there are just waiting to see the artist that they actually came to see

and now you're just staring at a bunch of people like this and you got to win them over that's really fucking tough that's like the comedy scene oh that's rough like when you go past a comedy club and the comic is outside like trying to get people to come inside to watch their set

like that is that grind like that comedy club grind like comedians don't get enough credit for that because I don't think that will ever change yeah like social media or not, I don't think that will ever change with comics. Like, they're going to forever have to do that. Like, stand outside the comedy club. You got to get 10 people to come in here and like sit in here and wait for you to go on stage.

And then... They will give you two minutes at 2 a.m. Not exactly, though. Because you have the, the Druskis and the Monas and they didn't have to do that shit. They got famous. Yeah, but those are not, they're not stand-up comics, though. They're just funny content creators. Yeah, they're online.

I'm talking about the stand-up. up comedies. Okay, just stand up. Yeah, like that, that grind, I don't think that ever changes. I don't see it. It hasn't changed yet. And, like, Eddie Murphy is probably done with a lot of these comics are still currently doing.

Chappelle has done with a lot of these comics are still currently doing at the comedy seller and all of those spots downtown. So when will it change? Standup Comics, yes. Yeah. There are funny content creators on social media, like a Drewski who have, like, huge followers, huge platforms. I don't know if Drewski will ever have a stander.

stand-up special on a Netflix or something like that. I don't know if I see that. Okay. Didn't he do the bar, and we're very pro-Drusely on the show. Didn't he do like the Barclays and like kind of bombed? Yeah. Because like he...

Well, it was his show. It was like it wasn't a stand-up. It was like a... It was like there could have been, right? Yeah. Yeah. It was having people come out before him. Somebody got...

Because it was in Canada, right? Somebody couldn't get through the border. I forgot. Was it like a... I forgot one of those rappers to get made... I think it was Soldier Boy or somebody. I can't remember. Yeah.

One of them did. didn't make it across the border or something like that. You thought Big Draco was making it through customs? No way. Not Big Draco. But yeah, even like I don't know if Juski would ever do a stand-up. I don't know if that's his passion to actually do like an hour stand-up comedy show. Like he'll have like, you know, entertainment. He'll host and be funny while he's hosting, but I don't know if he'll do like a stand-up,

a stand-up special. We never followed up with each other. Do everyone dedicate their Christmas Eve to watching TI special? Oh, I forgot about that. I started seeing clips on Christmas Day. And no. It was bad. I'm not wasting.

I actually heard it was better than people said it was, though. I mean, people probably clip the worst parts because that's just what the internet does. But yeah, the clips I saw were rough, like really rough. And doesn't Kat have a new stand-up? Yeah, he does. I haven't watched it yet. I got to watch Kat new stand-up. I started watching half of Mike Epp's new stand-up.

Okay. And then I left the crib, so I didn't go back to what I want to. I want to start that over and watch that because that's one of my, Mike up is one of my favorite comedians. I'm adding to my 2026 predictions. I think Cam Newton's going to try stand-up comedy with confidence.

You know. I truly believe, and he's going to think that he's going to kill. Stand-up comedy? I can see Cam doing that with full, full confidence. Stand-up comedy.

We see who's not going to do stand-up comedy. I'm just saying, I mean, I could see him in the thing. You should go to McDougal Street and start asking people, you like comedy. That's what we should have had solve our baby mother debate.

He's the final boss of all decisions when it comes to Twitter topics, right? Cam? I want to know Cam's point of view on if you should do something nice for your baby mother on Valentine's Day. Whatever he says is law at the end of the day. Cam, no. I don't think he

I don't think he's doing something nice for his baby mother maybe his current baby mother that he's with. But the mother ones, I don't know if he's doing something. He's probably looking like him. Like let his women talk, right? I believe he's from that tribe, yes. I don't believe his baby mothers can talk. Yeah.

I don't think so. He's actually fresh infant. I should go to McDougain, too. You should. Get him people to go inside and watch. Did you see Cam on poor minds? Or poor minds, I can't. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Poor Minds on Cam Show. Shout out to Lex Andrea. No, I didn't. They got him in order. I didn't see it. The three of them should be a show. The three of them are great. He wouldn't be able to come to work every day.

They were on his ass. That would be grand opening, grand closing. It'd be like the greatest week of content ever, and then they'd start to hate each other. Lex and Drea was getting at him. Bro, they were tearing his ass up about everything. About everything. Yeah, Lexington are so funny. He was like, platonically, platonically, he cannot have any fine female friends.

He can't have female friends without smashing. He said that before when he was talking to Lady London, and then he, you know, Dre and Lexa talked to him about him. We're like, what? Platonic. platonically, he can't do it. He can't have female friends that are pretty. I will have to double check if he said that are pretty, but without smashing.

Well, if he didn't say that, you would assume he's talking about women, he finds attractive. Yeah. But that's kind of crazy if you're his female friend. Yeah, because now you're like, like, yo, I'm not attractive. Yeah, like, I'm ugly. Because that's crazy. I mean, but this is such a, Cam is the king of Twitter topics. Like, he should bring back $200 dates, but within.

inflation is $500 days. I think, but a lot of this is Cam trolling, though. I don't think he really feels it. No, I believe Cam. You do that shit all the time. I hate me. I just don't think that he really feels like that. I think Cam believes every single word that he says.

I think people know that they have a platform. They have to be entertaining. They have to get clips. They have to go viral. I think that he's leading into that. I don't think that he really is like, I can't have no female friends without smashing. Like, are you fan?

What fucking sane thinking man really feels and things like that? Like, I can't have no female friends without fucking them. Many, many do, mall. I think, and you know what I love so much about you because people don't know this, but you're genuinely a good person and you genuinely are a gentleman. And I think some- No, I'm a human.

How the fuck can you not have female friends and not be trying to, like, that is crazy to me. Like, you can't have a female friend and just be like, yo, that's the homie, like, and just chill, like. A lot of men can't. And not be horny and trying to smash. A lot of men can't, ma'am. That's wild.

Those are the niggas that are predators. I need to be locked away. A hundred percent agree. You too horny. You can't have a female. friend and just like, yo, we're about to go, I don't know, about to go just chill, get something to eat, like, and go watch the game, do, yo, concert tonight. Yo, you want to come on. We're going to the, and just chill without trying to back out the swammy.

Which is also nuts to say, because Lex and Dreher are both very, very attractive women. So to say that out loud, to too attractive that I think pretty much everyone would find very attractive. Now how do they feel when the cameras are off like, you know, y'all want to get food? Like, no. You fucking predator? All right. Because now you're just admitting that you're trying to fuck everybody that's attractive. Okay, but you don't think that Lex or Drea would go have dinner with him?

Yeah, no. I'm sure they, I'm sure they're saying like a possible get to know you date type of way. Maybe, I don't know. I'm not going to speak for them. And I don't know their relationships. Yeah, I think both those women are in relationships. Yeah, I think they're in relationships. No, I'm not, okay.

If they weren't in relationships. I have no clue. Um, maybe. I know people they both dated. Not the same purpose, but I know some of their dating history because I'm close friends with them. Right, right.

Not, Cam wouldn't be far off. All right, man. Like, why you have been trying to leave me out on the limb? Because I don't want to be talking about their personal friends. That has nothing to do with. Cam is an attractive man. We're talking about as far as not being able to be friends with somebody without want to smash them.

No, no, no. I'm saying like, because Roy made a comment of like now if Cam's like after the show, like, yo, what's like, you want to go with something? They're like, hell now. Like, I'm not going with you because of the statement that he made. Like, he can't have a female. I'm saying that in the hypothetical sense, not that Drey or Lex would not find him a child.

I'm saying if they did not. And they're in a relationship, don't want to be around Cam in that type of way. And he's just admitted that he can't just be friends with a woman. I would be like, no, I'm not going to dinner with you. You fucking creep. Yeah, that's. Because we can't just be friends and have a friendly dinner. This has to have an agenda attached to it.

a lot of men feel that way more i'm telling you a lot of men feel that way and they think it's okay to feel that way they're they're missing out on good friendships it's you don't have to fuck everyone it's really okay and some of your attractive friends bring they travel in flocks man they bring pretty women around that you don't need to be platonic with yeah know me i'm big flacco when it comes to old de merr's big flaco i'm big she don't pass nothing to me though It's crazy You awkward as fuck D' Maris don't bring none of the

Some women are into that Where's the flock is at? First of all I don't You be in their comments Two episodes ago we found that out But I'm not sure I don't be trying to hump though It's Wednesday though

I mean it is Wednesday But I'm not trying to hump I'm be trying to hump DeMaris friends I think you should No he should You think that's trying to hump DeMaris friends

Yeah consensually Well yes Rory It would only be consensually If there is no No because you don't let You don't pass me None of your homie No shit is not fair

My homies ain't shit shit is eating around here. So is the last three niggas I was fucking. All right. So if you want to get your head knocked off, put through the mattress and the nigga don't pick up his phone? Oh, I don't do that. I got 12 niggas right now.

I don't know. I don't give you their number. I don't do that. Oh, okay. All right. So, yeah, that's why I'm not putting you over another my home. I appreciate that. Yeah.

See, I'm looking out for your well-being and your mental health and your, you know what I've actually said that to Lex, maybe 10 years ago. She was like me up one of your friends. I said, all my friends are dirtbags and I like you too much. Yeah. I don't want to see you get hurt I don't come in here you'd be mad because the homie smash

and now he ain't asked his phone and now the marriage's got an attitude with me like see what I'm saying I'm saying I'm like I told you he wasn't shit I told you Yeah

But yeah I mean her friends could be dirtbag Maybe they won't call you back after Yeah And you're fragile You have a fragile heart Cool Don't call me

I'll call you baby What she don't answer when you go That's all right Let me know Stand tall Yeah your ego is too big for that bro If you really think you put some work in and a bitch and just never speak to you again.

And it's a fire, a fire bitch, you put some work in. Cucci was good. And you got to call her, hit her up. She don't respond. You're going to be like, no. You think I'm going to be hurt? I don't know. Hurt might not be the word.

Okay. But you're going to be like, what the fuck going on? Like, no, I'm going to find that's going to be hilarious to me. Like, she curved. You've never been curved before? Yeah. It's funny when a chick curve you. That's the funny shit in the world.

When a woman act like a nigger, I think that's hilarious. I'm like, I wasn't trying to really like wipe you anyway. I was just trying to smash a few your chest don't tighten a little bit? Mm-mm. So you never got curved by a chick that you would have wiped? Never? Yeah, absolutely.

But my chest wasn't tight. I wasn't in the house sliding down the wall crying. Not sliding on the wall, but you could be like, like it's staying a little bit. Like it's like getting hit, not with a real gun, but like a pet. No, you got to kind of laugh. Like, oh, snap. Yo, she curved.

Like, you got to curve. Like, yo, she curved. She curved. She curved. You got to do that. hundred times just keeps head. She curved, yo, she's crazy for that one. Yo, Shorty curved, that's crazy.

You got to call the homies like, yo, she curved. You got to do that about a hundred times. And then you're right. Now you in your house by yourself talking out loud. She curbed. You're in the shout. Oh, she curved. She ain't hitting the nigga back.

Yeah, like, yo, I've definitely gone on the call somebody and be like, this niggis still want me. And that nigga egg. You be like, oh, shit. You got to laugh through that, motherfucker. Oh, shit. You know, he curved. Yo, that's what's up.

Yeah. That's all. But you ain't going, we ain't no punk bitch, though. Punk bitch, we ain't doing that. We ain't going to be in the house crying. We're not. We're not doing that. It's all right.

I won't lie. The first time a woman left my crib immediately after sex, it did her a little bit. Like when I was treated like the hoe. Like left? Like he was in there warming up the rag. The pitts was on. She was not around the dough.

Yeah, out of here. And like, it went fine. It wasn't like, you know. How you know that? Because I know when it doesn't go good. Yeah, but we think it went good. To her, that was like, that was, that was mad. I can't look this nigga in his eye after I got to go.

I have to go. Yikes. You just did some whole shit. That's probably what it is, too. She just did some whole shit. She's like, nah, like, I can't. I got to get out of here. I can't look this nigga in his face.

Because what were we going to do after this? We didn't did some porn star shit in here. Now what are we going to do? Just sit down and start talking about, like, a movie, watch a movie together? The time that it happened, Pete walked in. True story. Nice Type of shit your eye going on

I thought he was sleepwalking I was like Pete He was acting like he was trying to get a peek Peep He was trying to get a peek A little peekie blinder Yeah he was trying to get a little peek at that See what's going on with Shorty like all right

She's still here Pete you know the time I'm talking about Okay No I have no idea And it was dark and like Me and Peach both like glow in the dark So just see this white figure walking

that's hilarious now waking up to a white man gotta be crazy that nigga is just glowing it's dark that nigga glowing yeah we're like a nightlight look like a man who can stand in

just a fitting room what the fuck it's a show room what is this right here yo maud could you ever date a um cougar yeah

yeah you could like seriously you mean date someone his age yeah no I can definitely date somebody my age No, I mean like a cougar to you Not a cougar to us, like a cougar to you

Yeah, hell yeah Like how old are you? So like 56? Hell yeah You're lying more. Fire. How old is she at? His knee along. Probably right there. Fire.

She looked 33. She's probably around like 50, yeah. Need it. Need it. Hashtag need it. You really could though? Because somebody made a joke in my inbox about Nicole Murphy 58.

Fine. Need it. And like you a wife? Yes. Hold hands. Everything. You niggas will see me in a different bag. Okay.

Yes. Put my jacket on the puddle. All of that with Nicole Murphy. Need it. Okay. That's good enough. I never, I always wondered that about you. J-Lo, need it.

I don't know if you need that. Jenny from the block? You wouldn't be able to. She spent a block on her exes too much. You wouldn't trust her. Spin. I'll be right here when you get back. When you make a 360, guess what you're going to?

Guess who face you're going to see? You good? You're cool? How he's doing? I start asking about Ben. He all right? He need anything? Yeah, like, wouldn't he need Batman next summer?

When he's getting it? I don't get a fuck. J-Lo, nigga? You niggas, man. Yo. I will sit down. Asking your famous girlfriend about her famous exes would be the fucking shit. I wouldn't give a fuck.

What's been really like? Yeah, like, yo, he good? Like, y'all, what's up? I've seen a Dunkin commercial. Cool. How's Boston? I get into all that with Jaylo. I wouldn't give it.

I don't kid. J-Lo? That niggins said how it was Boston. Jay-Lo, Roy, we're talking about. This is Jennifer Lopez. Y'all, you see how good Jennifer Lopez look? I do. Shit.

That's why I wouldn't. I couldn't fuck J-Lo because after Redoubt be laying in bed, like, all right. So what really happened in that club with Sean? Yeah, see, he want to know the wrong shit. Ew, my God. He want to know about Sean Poe. Look what's on your fucking brain.

You don't want to know the real story? That's how he got curved. That's why, see, that's the part he told me when we told us when we shorty walked out him left. He asked shit like that. She was, I've told that, I didn't tell the, she left right away. This is the same girl that had the OVO tattoo on her calf. Same girl.

Oh yeah, I would have been happy if she left. Yeah. Because like, why? Well, it was, I mean, I didn't find out there was an OVO, not a just small one, her entire calf until, like she had pants. No, I met her that day. But you still never didn't ask once you noticed it? I mean, she was bent over.

I was prior to like something else was happening. It's something weird about your dick staying hard when you see an OVO tattoo like you should have went soft immediately. Nah, I don't even say I was off but I would definitely would have had a conversation as soon as we finished.

Like yo, so what's that? I couldn't. She left. Oh, she showed you the aisle and got out of there. Drake Center. She showed you the aisle. Drake Center.

Oh my God. She showed you the aisle and got up out of there. Yeah. Drake got. I mean, at that point it was. too late. Like I'm inside you at this point and not noticed this tattoo. Raw? No, Damaris.

Definitely. Definitely raw. When they say no with attitude, that means yeah. No, what is wrong with you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You said no Damaris. No Demaris.

Actually, I would never do such a thing. This was one of the few times I did use a condom. Yes. Okay. And once I saw the OVOT had, I was very happy that I did. That's fucked up. Where do you get the condom from? You don't even, where do you get the condom from? Where do you get the condom from is a large store?

Because worry, don't carry him on him. It wasn't in his wallet. Where you get the condom from? It was, we were in a major city. There was condoms available. It should make city any corner. Niggas are saying where he at, telling me his location. All right.

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I don't care how old you are Like being out with a woman And then you stopping to get condoms It's always going to be like awkward I don't care if y'all been fucking It's just awkward And especially if it's the first time Like y'all know we both know we about to go fuck

That's mad awkward That's mad awkward But I mean you know I never been there before One day I'm gonna tell you Nothing is more awkward Than going to get the Conners with her and they're not using them.

Y'all never did that. Baby they talk to me now. I'm not saying nothing. I'm not saying about saying. Baby they talk to me. We're from the same culture. Talk to me. You don't went with a nigga to get condoms

and they went upstairs and didn't use them. No. I've never did that. Y'all don't be. See, all right, fucking peach. I'm the only one keeping the real today. It's all good. I sent a man downstairs to the hotel lobby

to go get condoms and they ain't have none. He had to come back upstairs. And then, like, had to check out at that same place. I was like, oh, ask the hotel. He said the hotel, people looked at him like he was crazy. Like he was sick.

For asking for condoms in a hotel? Mm-hmm. I feel like that's probably asking for a towel. Yeah, I'm about to say that. I feel like that's a regular question. That's how I felt. He was very embarrassed that I'll never forgive you for that. I'm like, I thought they would have.

Hold on. Don't say that. No, no, no, no, no, don't say nothing. Because this is what I don't like about Damaris. What's not? I'm going to say Damaris, not baby D. He came back upstairs and then what happened? Door dashed him.

I didn't know you could do that. Yeah, you can. She's lying. I promise you, I'm not lying. She did not doordash comments. Oh my God. I promise you I'm not lying. You can doodash with the burrito.

So it was condoms with a burrito. No, just you can door dash Dway. Oh, no, I know that. Like, just door dashing condoms. No, I think he, I know. I think he ordered like toothpaste and like a bunch of other shit. Yeah, you got to sandwich that one. You can't just.

That's what I'm saying. Straight up over condoms? Nah. All right. So talk to me about when y'all was waiting for the door dash to show up, like what y'all was known. I was asleep. We were asleep. like they left it at the lobby they left it at the same lobby that he went downstairs and asked for the

falling asleep when you know the columns is on the way it's currently like my dick is falling asleep I'm on rocky bow I can't sleep it was like three o'clock four o'clock in the morning no lie it was like three four in the morning we were exhausted yeah yeah now we'd have to get that in without the time but when we woke up at like six seven a m he went down like he saw the notification on his phone like oh shit and he went down to the lobby the best sex be like when you go through the three pack and then like you want to go again and you got to go raw that's the best round that's you just wasted me yeah what that raw round just wasted three rounds that raw round round is fire like three protected rounds like three rounds with the head gear on

like you get that you get the main event no more dresser yeah when you spa the spa with the head gear all right cool i can see a game playing like you know she smell good eye cool yeah you know what she like it like that bed. That raw round when we take that head get off? Yeah. That's the knockout. Fire. That's the best round.

We don't talk about the round with like the first roll round. This is a question for the room because all of us here have stayed at the Mondrian in Los Angeles. I've never been there before. Okay. We don't stay there anymore. But at a time, everyone in this room, we've stayed there. That was headquarters at one point. If you know anything about the Mondrian next to the bathroom,

They have some amenities, more or less. Regular things, for hotels. And then just in the corner, there's something called a sex kit that the Mondrian has in every single room. Everyone lied to me right now and say you have not used the Mondrian sex kit before. We have never used it. It's just you. Yollah. We're not, I'm not lying.

It's just you. You know I'll tell the truth. I've seen it, but I've never used it. I've never used it. I've done it before, yeah. You too freaked out. And you know what kill me? It's curiosity.

We're always at the monstown. For work. At least at least Pied was honest because he knows what's in the Mondrian sex kit. Oh, I know what's in it. I've never used it, though. How do you know unless you open it? It's not clear?

No, I've opened it. It also lists the little ingredients on here. All right. Yeah, yeah. What's the ingredients for a cock ring? Is it vegan? What's the ingredients? Yo.

She said the ingredients. Me and a significant other, we even took the little bully back home. That's what's on. What you're going to leave and let them wash it and put it back without the sex. kid is yours to take.

They take it to the laundry room and just repackage it. They charge you like $100 for that shit anyway probably. No, it's just like $30. Oh. Yeah, no, every time we've gone to the money. He's know what it is with tax. 37.96 with tax. Every time we go, we go for work. So we're not, you know, in there fucking

and bucking. But I've went out there with a significant other when we've worked. And yeah, curious. You've never tried the vibrator cock ring? I don't. I feel weird even saying it but and don't look me in my eyes don't look me in my eyes to ask me if I ever try it doesn't it's it doesn't really do much I was over there laying by the pool drinking

fucking wine yeah I was fucking in the podcast y'all over here fucking yeah I was fucking in yeah yes I was fucking my own girlfriend yes some of my best fucking happened in L.A. That's what's up I'm love that for y'all yeah you all want a voicemail are they fucking actually yeah sponsored by boost but yes sponsor by booze but yes sponsor by booze Mobile unlimited talk-action data. At first, the cockering does scare you a little bit when the vibration turns on. Thank you for that, Roy.

It's just, nobody actually. It startles you in the beginning, and then you get used to it, but, you know. You've got mail. Um, y'all. Rory Mall, Demaris, Peach. Shit, fuck it. Edding.

Um, listen. So, it's my girl's idea to have a threesome with me. We've been together for about two years. Good for you, ma'am. We love each other. I know this is my person. and couldn't imagine life without her, all that.

But I know for a fact, it's a, it's a thin line for me to walk as a man because we've got to find somebody that's, you know, her type. I'm kind of letting her take control over the whole situation. So we try some dating the apps, you know, probably might attend some, you know, periscuous events. But yeah, we've got to find somebody her type. Just as a side note, the merits you are exactly her type. So I'm not asking no creepy shit, not for you, do nothing. But if you got, you know, somebody just like a twin for you or something.

And we're a fine couple. Like, we both very attractive. And, you know, in my opinion, everybody got different eyes. But, yeah, let me know what you think about how we should go about this. Have you ever been recruited for it, threason? And, yeah, just give us the best advice on, like, how to find the right person for this shit. Of course, it can't be somebody we know. they can't be somebody, you know, from my past, obviously.

My girl goes both ways. And, yeah, Demaris, you got a twin. Let me know. I did not know what this voicemail contained. Peach chose this voicemail and then said, oh, let's play it on air. I thought it was dope. Peach chose it. I thought he was complimenting you.

So highest form of compliment. Will y'all answer first? And he asked y'all for some type of advice. He didn't ask us any. He asked, can you join me and my girlfriend in a threesome? That's what he said, just asked. He asked if I had a twin. That's what he said.

That was his way of saying, can you join me? He knew you ain't got a twin. I have people that look like me. Just on deck? Just like right here? I'm sorry, I'm really caught off guard. There was no question. He was literally just saying, Demaris, we both find you a traffic.

I am not available to join people's bedrooms. but I am flattered that you both find me attractive. If you're looking for someone, I don't know if dating apps is, dating apps is scary. I know you guys don't want to do somebody you know, but dating apps? Aren't there apps like specifically for that? Mm-hmm.

Instagram. No. No, I mean like specifically for like joining couples and like, what I think they call them unicorns? Like being a unicorn. Mm-hmm. You don't know. We should start one though.

Like as a pod? Start the app. Oh, no, I really think that does exist. What did you think I was saying? I thought you said, as a pod, join a dating app. I don't know why. No. Who wants to come have sex with us on Netflix?

I'm going to keep it real. Like, if it's, I don't know, the four of us in here, one of us got to be your type. Everybody. We cover a lot of spectrums. I was going to say, like, somebody got to be attracted to one of us. Oh, you told my, we was to go on an app. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Have you seen these people on some of these apps? Ma. I'm just asking, have you? I have. It's like when you go to like a naked resort. Who are you thinking of me there? And they're going to be a bunch of bad bitches walking around naked. I can promise you that.

No. A lot of saggy skin. Yeah, the people that's freaked out like that, that's like that open sexually, a lot of them don't be like attractive like that. It's like, oh, you're just horny eye. I got it. Horny and ugly. You know, beauty is in the eye. Yeah.

Or the wallet. The eye. We ain't going to talk about how the eye turned into the wallet over the last 15 years. 15 years. It was always the wallet. What you mean? Nah, sometimes it was the eye. Sometimes it was the eye.

It turned into the wallet quick, though. You got to look at the wallet first before you look at the eyes. Oh, now, yes. Now, yes. They know what your wallet look like before your eye color. Well, then why don't they could pay for a girl? That'd be safe. Like an escort.

Yeah. It's not the same, though. It's not. Yeah, it's definitely not. That's the ego thing. It's not the same. Like, paying for sex? But that's an activity with your significant other that you want to do.

Like, in that world, I could see paying for sex in that regard. Like, me and my girl want to do something adventurous, so we, and we don't, it could get weird with a civilian broad. Like, let's just hire a professional. Somebody that comes here knows what they're doing. It's right to it. Knows how to walk us through the steps. On a resume, like, in the summary, it's like, or, like, special skills, it's like threesome.

Yeah, like they know. Like, that's what they specialize in that. They know exactly what to do. I think that that'd probably be, that's the most logical way to pay for sex, in my opinion. But I don't know. I mean, he didn't really ask a question outside of the demarist thing. I think he's handling it in the right way, though.

Let's your girl do that. Nothing's more awkward than you trying to pick the girl. What if his girl's bad, though, baby, Dee? Yeah. Like, what if she is, what if she is smoke? I don't get involved in other people's relationships. That's, it's messy. I don't like that

Because now when he's like in my pictures Now you're upset It's some shit you can't Yeah but you wouldn't know about that That ain't none of your business If she get upset of him I just don't I've never been

That's not my thing That's not my thing But shout out to her Thank you for letting me know Your girl won't fuck me Tell her I said hi See That ain't my thing

Tell I said hi Why are you telling her hi Hi what's up to her If y'all ever break up Teller hit me Oh okay I see what you're saying you don't really want him

and it's nothing against him I just I don't care about I don't want I don't want my own niggas like fucking with somebody else's it's crazy that's like I'm like You know the Maris just don't like men though

She does not like him I love y'all I love men No you do not I love y'all When did you ever love men I love y'all though Y'all are men right

Yeah but we ain't fucking I'm talking about men That you've had sex- Oh romanticly Yes They're cool Exactly They're cool

they're cool they're cool but i love the male like race like i love men i just gender yeah the male race is crazy you love the male race like all right that's what's up the male gender but yeah good luck to y'all y'all three-sum search i mean if day your apps are working for y'all i would go for hinge tinder can be a little eye tender has the creeps but hinge put a picture of both of y'all together they'll get the hint yeah that makes sense well for a unicorn good luck to you and your girl on your search for a partner in the bedroom. Hope you have fun. Have you ever been recruited for threesome?

Yeah. Yeah. Two women? Mm-hmm. What you thought? You thought Maul was recruited by a couple? I'm not saying he would go, but yeah, I'm sure you've been hit on by a couple before. I didn't know if Maul ever has.

He wasn't hit on. He was surprised by it. He didn't know that he didn't know home he was in the bathroom. What you talking about? He had no clue. if a couple tried If a guy was like, yo, me and my girl I would like, fam, you got five seconds to get away from me.

I still cannot believe that happened to me. Yeah. Only me that would happen to. Yeah. Because you just be oblivious to shit. Yeah. Facts. I would have peeped that from the gate.

Like, who in this bathroom, though? Because you walk in somebody room and they got the bathroom door closed. I have closed the hotel bathroom door before. That wasn't on my mind. Why? I don't know. It's a habit of just sometimes closing a door. behind you. I don't know.

Closing the bathroom door in your hotel room is fucking crazy. Closing the bathroom door in your house is crazy. Rory does close, because he keeps his bathroom doors. You close the door after you take a shit in the bathroom? You got to turn that fan on and let her hair out. Yeah, what are you doing? You hotboxing the shit? He said I don't plan I going back for a while. Nah, man, you got to leave that bathroom door open, man.

And some hotel bathroom doors are like our office ones. They close. They close automatically, yeah. Yeah. No, they do not. I've never been in a hotel that the door closed out of me. If you were in a hotel with a bathroom door closed automatically, get out of that hotel. Oh, stop.

Get out of that hotel. That is a trap. Somebody about to come in there and get you. Your bathroom door, your hotel room closes automatically. That's not. Where has that happened at? What hotel was this? I've said in some shitty hotels before.

Even in a shitty hotel. Sometimes the door won't close in the shitty hotel. I feel like I've been in, they've given me the handicapped room by accident before. That door was heavy. No. Hell no. Hell no. I've never seen an automatic closing door in a bathroom.

I think you think about it you have. Huh? I think you think about it. I'm not saying as heavy as arguments, but they'll just naturally start to close. No, I'm willing to think that that might be against a fire code in the hotel. Oh, there's definitely hotel rooms that door is so close. Automatically? Like right behind you?

No, I've never seen it. Even the sliding doors that you got to pull. Those don't even close on that. Well, yeah, no, the sliding doors are different. Yeah, so which door? Like, I've never seen that before. I've never seen it. Either way, I'm not fucking Jason born.

I didn't walk into that hotel room and be like, hmm, that's suspicious. Yeah. The doors closed. I saw you're going to wake up with a lost kidney. You don't know, he don't know his surroundings. He ain't got no discernment, nervous system all out of whack. Your spidey senses ain't tingling. You're just walking in the room.

Just head up. You just, what's you doing? When you delete something off an iPad, can you go back and find it? Yes. Recently delete it. Oh, God. That video exists. that's crazy

that video that video exists somewhere in the world I would pay anything to see that video somewhere in Ohio someone has a fucking eye badge with one of the funniest videos of all time

I'm curious what my face looked like oh my god so maybe it said no no I'm not no all right I don't know who know what this gentleman's name is but sir just you know

keep swinging for the fences even if you miss you a lang amongst What did Boston George's dad saying, whatever he said in? Did win behind your back? Yeah, set you free. When y'all out with y'all like significant other, y'all don't be sitting in the bar like recruiting. Not in a creepy way, but in a bat in your eyelashes way. Like, yo, how old it?

What's your name? Yeah, I've done that before. That's fun. It's fun couple games. Yeah. How many, I'm sure you've been recruited, not successfully, but recruited. That happens to me all the time. This is not.

How do they go, like, how do they go about it? Oh, I've just been asked, just straight out. straight out, would you come home with me and my husband? Would you come home with me and my boyfriend? I've been DM'd. By people I know, by people I went to college with that were like, me and my boyfriend want to have sex. I've been, yeah, that happens to me very often.

It's bold. It is. I respect it. It's just not for me, but I respect it. I definitely, me and this girl, when I was hanging out in like this restaurant and it was like connected to the hotel and this couple came down with cool as shit.

I thought it was Chuck Ladeau, the former UFC fighter? I was like, he looked just like Chuck Laudeau. I'm like same Mohawk haircut. I'm talking about exactly like Chuck Laudeau. I thought it was him. Chuck LaDoe is a propositioning you for three cents. He started kicking it.

Cool. They're like, yo, come back to the room. Like, you know what I'm saying? We got some drinks upstairs. Da-da-da-da-da. So I saw the place. So shoddy, she was cool with it because they was actually like really cool. The dude was funny.

Was she attractive? The wife? Mm-hmm. She was okay. Like, I would have definitely let her mop me up. Oh. With Chuckie watching? Yeah.

Chuckie could have been in the corner like whatever With an iPad But he was saying That was the first He was the first person That told me about the blue chews Mm-hmm So he was like y'all

He said you never had a blue I was like nah He was like I was like nah he was like You bro you got to come on He's like I got some upstairs like That's oh my God That's so scary So I'm like but I'm just going upstairs

To get the blue chew But then they had this crazy Big ass suite they were staying in Like they was on like a work trip Sweet was crazy Like they had like two living rooms Panoramic view of the city Like, it was crazy.

A swinger's paradise. Crazy. So we went up there and we're chilling. So he gave me, like, a few Bluetooth or whatever. So we're sitting there. So then I'm looking at show. I'm like, yo, they definitely want to fuck. Like, I know they want to fuck you.

So she was like, I'm not fucking this way. So I'm sitting there laughing because I'm like, yo, like. Oh, you was with a girl. Yeah. I thought it was just you. That's why I'm looking at you like, well. That's why I'm like, what is going on? Yeah.

Chuck was dealt with a die. Yeah. Yo, you think mall is going up to a room. by himself with two strangers. That's why my face wasn't like that. Because I'm like, wait, wait, what? No, I was with a girl. Oh, okay.

Yeah. And he was like, yo, they wanted to, like, give me some of the Bluetooth. He was like, yo, I got some in the room. So I just wanted to get them. How did they start, like, they're like, hey, let's take this upstairs. Like, how did they really invite you guys? Because it was, he was told, he started just talking about the blue shoes. Okay.

Because he was like, he was like, yeah, I'm about to go upstairs and nail her. Like, he was talking out of his wife. He was one of those white boys. Like, no, he wasn't putting no cut on it. He letting you know, I'm here at the bar to get drunk and go upstairs and fuck. Like, he was on that type of time. Respect. So I'm sitting there laughing.

He was like, bro, you never had a blue show? I was like, I didn't even know what that was. I was like, nah, what is that? I said, oh, it's like a vaguer. He's like, yeah, he was like, but it's not. It doesn't give you the headache. He started going. He was like, nah, he was like, you and he was like, you and only a lady,

you got to take one the night man and nail it to the wall. Like, he was that type of white guy. So I'm like, all right, come on. Went upstairs. So awkward. To crucify. Yo, the sweet that he, though,

they room was so crazy. I was like, damn, like, I wish I had this room. It was that type of room. I was like, this is fire. And while we was there for maybe 20 minutes, I could see them kind of getting comfortable.

Like, you know what I'm saying? Like the wife went there and changed, like, put something on like a little more. She had jeans on. She went there just put like a, you know, kind of like a nightgown on and shit like that. Like, but they was like cool.

It wasn't like. They weren't creepy. It wasn't creepy. But I know that if the girl I was with started giving me head right there in the living room, like Chuck would have been cool. Like him and his wife would have started fucking. Like, you just know.

You know when it's like, yo, he don't give a fuck. If the girl you was with was on that type of time, would you have did it? No, I wouldn't have backed out swam in front of Chuck like that. I'm not doing that. Okay, stop. Stop calling him Chuck. At what point? I forgot his name, but he looked like Chuck Ladell. Like, he looked just like him.

How far into it do you think Chuck would yell switch? Oh, my God. Yeah, Chuck was on that type of time. He was drunk. Yeah, he might have definitely tried to he, because he already said he liked black girls. Oh, shit. So, you know, he would have, he saw her naked.

Like, he definitely would have tried to, yeah. Then I'd have had to kill that nigga because he was in shape. I thought it was Chuck Liddell. Like, I really thought it was him. Like, I would have had to kill him in that hotel. I'd have had to stop him. Moore would have been fucking his girl and got a flying knee to the face. Mid-stroke.

And my turn. It's my turn. Yeah, I thought it was Chuck. I thought it was him. Chuck Ladell does have swing your face, though, for sure. Like, that looks like a swinger. And he could kill you with his bare hands. Like, you know, I wasn't fucking around.

Like, hell not. But it was great times, though. Chuck Liddell, not the real Chuck Lidell, but. The nigga that looked like Chuck Liddle put me on a Bluetooth. He was the first person to tell me how blue shoes. How did you guys exit? Like, were they getting a little handsy with each other? No, it was, like I said, it wasn't creepy.

They was cool. But I know that if me and Shorty would have started getting, like, getting it popping, they would have been totally cool, like, with us fucking right in the middle of that little room. They would have been totally fine with it. But I wasn't, you know, I wasn't doing that. But shout out to my guy that looked like Chuck Ladell forgot his name. It's cool as shit, man. He had, like, that haircut and everything?

He had the same moat, everything. I thought it was Chuck Ladell. What city was this in? Texas. It might have been Chuck. No, it wasn't. It wasn't. With a different alien.

Because I started, I told him I thought he was Chuck Ladell. He was like, yo, everybody says that. I was like, bro, like you're in shape, you got the same haircut. You look like fucking Chuck Ladell. Like, I thought it was really him. That is wow. I've never gotten that close. Like, that's crazy.

Yeah. I get out. out of there before that. Yeah, I've had the proposition with whenever, like, a couple, when I was with a girl, too, of like, the four of us should go upstairs. That's never, right. Good times, man. I got to try it, man.

It's cool to meet people in hotels. I'm just, never mind. What were you about to say? I'm just picturing Mole, getting in the elevator to me. It's so funny. Like, I'll go up to his room. He has the Bluetooth. I was like, I never heard of it.

Like, I'll try it. Fuck it. No, to get free Bluetooth, I'm definitely going up to somebody's room. Yeah. He was the way he was the way he was the way he was the shoes on deck. Yeah, I'm going to, I'm never heard of it. He was like, bro, trust me with no headache, no nothing natural. Like, you got to try.

I was like, all right, I'll try it. Anything to make y'all a wee-wee's hard? That is sick. You could have died. You could have died in that hotel. I probably could have. Yeah, like, what you're going upstairs for? Like, you was going to have sex with the girl no matter what.

You didn't need the extra fucking two hours of rock. Yeah, but if it's Chuck Liddle marking in Bluetooth, you got to try it. Like, you got to be like, you know what? This is Chuck Ladell. I gotta try. I'm never going to see Chuck Ladell again. I got to. Also just the two women watching

their boyfriends, well, not boyfriends, but people they're with getting an elevator together to go to the blue chute was funny to me too. Sick as fuck. I would be so annoyed

that he even mentioned that shit. I would be so annoyed that he even mentioned that shit. Like now I got to have sex for six hours because some random stranger at the bar then decided to give you

She was damn. Did you pop them together? Like did you cheers and like No, I didn't take it. That's gay. I didn't take it in his room. Fuck. Oh my God.

Take a blue cheery. and another man's crazy. What if it kick in? Why you in his room? What if it kick in? Yo, Chuck, I got to bounce. Look at it.

Yo, Chuck, I got to go, man. Chuck, I'm pitching a tent right now. I got to get out of here. Yo, Chuck, good luck on your next fight. I got to go. I got to. Peach, I got to tap out. Bye.

Oh, my God. That's now blue juice's work. It's when you're ready. It's when you're ready. You control the chew. You control the chew. The chew. Don't ever let the chew control you.

You don't ever let the chew control you. You don't. never let the chew control you. You control the chew. Can you tap out, though? What you mean? Like, Chuck LaDelle, he would definitely make me tap out. Hey, yo.

Chuckler, let me talking about a fight. UFC. Come on, man. Don't be gay here. Because what I'm saying is, okay, if you control when you, you know, when the rock happens, can you like unrock it, like when you're ready? No, that's her job. Yeah.

Unrocketed. She take the lead out of that pen. Okay, but what I'm saying is does the pen, like, rise back up? Because with Viagra, like, even if you nut, like, you stay hard. So that's why I'm like, I don't know if Blue Chew is the same. Yeah, you got to see it. Yeah. If you have an erection that lasts longer than six hours, you got to call a doctor.

Or call another woman, like, whatever. Jesus Christ. Call him another hole. We call Chuck and his wife. Let's get another hole in here. This one's more now. More Netflix. We're literally on Netflix.

Oh, thank you all for watching. We'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that Nick. He's just chinch. Peace. This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed human.