New Rory & MAL - Episode 47 | 'Animal Thugs'
Episode Date: March 8, 2022Back after a weekend of debauchery, Rory comes in and gives the team the run down on his off days. This leads into a discussion on which strip clubs in the US are the best, with Rory & Karl showin...g us their strip club shooting etiquette. Rory steals a young man's date from him and is now being hunted, and they address NYC's mask mandate and vaccination requirements being lifted. They then get into new music, and end the debate about Power vs. Snowfall. They talk about The Game's anticipated album, as well as other drops they're waiting for this year. They debate the classic mob movies and put them in a Versus against each other, discuss upcoming Patreon content, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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No, Warren, now.
You got Kevin Campbell queued up.
That was for sound like that.
Oh, I'm about to sound.
I just wanted to play so Jericho here's music.
Can we talk?
Whoa.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Are you shitting on Tevin Campbell?
I wasn't going to play. Can we talk?
No, listen, first of all, never shitting on the legend, Tevin'ampton Campbell.
But the young legend. He's still young to me.
He's a grown man. He's still a child.
I just was like, I don't want to be my father.
I mean, we're going to talk. So we don't have to ask, can we talk? We're going to talk. That's what we do for a living.
But it was just a little like, Tevin? I don't want to start with Tevin.
I was just sound shit.
I'm not mad at it, though. But I understand. I don't know.
Actually, you know what? Start with Tevin Campbell.
Now, they're going to cut it off anymore. Don't worry about it.
No, you can talk.
You're fine.
We have to give context first.
Yes.
And then say why we're using the song and then play it and then talk over it like the
DJs do it all the parties.
Matter of fact, I thought that was just going to become a segment on our show now that we got the copyright rules.
Just talk over everything?
For the listeners listening on audio now, YouTube, you already know we can't do shit.
Audio we need to, what were the exact guidelines?
So you have to talk about it.
If you're going to play the song, you have to talk about it in context.
You can't just play it like you're playing.
What does that mean?
Talk about it in context?
I don't know.
I guess we have to break down the lyrics.
This number, this number from 1988.
Yeah, like, fuck we got to.
I mean, kind of.
Kind of.
Yeah, but you can do that in a fun way.
You guys are creative enough.
Well, like, I mean, I guess.
More when music was just like for us after we bought it,
we could just do whatever the fuck we want to play it anywhere?
Like, what the fuck?
I never had to ask anybody could I play, like, doggy style.
That is kind of fucking wild.
If I buy a record, like, literally pay the $12 straight through MP3 download.
Yeah.
Why am I not allowed to play that on my YouTube platform?
And it's from the culture.
It's from the hip-hop culture when we were from.
I bought it.
It's mine.
Okay, that's fine.
But your listeners did not buy it, all 100,000 of them that are going to listen this week.
They didn't buy it.
So now they're listening to it for free.
Yeah, but this is our platform.
Like, if I buy a painting and I put it in my living room,
like, you shouldn't be able to come to my living room if you made the painting.
You wouldn't have $1,000 in your living room?
Huh?
Are you going to have $100,000, I mean, 100,000 people in your living room?
If we decide to do a show for my living room, yeah.
Okay.
Are you going to make money out of every single 100,000 of the 100,000 people that look at that painting, are you going to make money off of every single one of them?
Yeah, but what's the difference if you put out an album and I throw a fucking cookout in the park and I charge people $5 to get into the cookout?
And I'm playing my DJs playing music there.
Like, I have to pay the artist for.
I paid the DJ.
The DJ's playing music.
Like it's stupid.
Like this shit is dumb.
Like they're just trying to cut this shit up.
many ways as they can to keep making money off these artists.
But to me, to me, it's literally stepping over a dollar to get a penny.
Because if I...
Because if you go to a party and you hear a record, you're like, damn, I like that.
I want to go listen to it.
You might go download that.
It's just crazy.
And if I'm sitting here, they hear the record.
They be like, I never heard that.
They download it.
No one is listening to the show in a way of a way to sneak, listen to Tevin Campbell.
Yeah.
I promise you that's not happening.
No, someone...
And that's what they're trying to make, like, seem like, after they...
It's like they're listening to their streaming the song without paying their bootlegging it.
Basically, that's what they're saying I listen to us doing.
Bootlegging the song,
bootlegging the artist, bootlegging the record.
And that's not the case.
So it's bullshit, but whatever.
I still don't understand that shit at all.
Let's talk about it.
Can we talk?
In context.
In context, we are asking if we can indeed talk in this podcast.
Yeah.
Can we?
We got to ask if we can talk.
Fucking crazy.
It appears there's a voice missing.
Yeah, man.
Read the group text.
The rest of these.
Did you just kill Edin?
She kills everybody.
Anybody knows about that?
Edna is not dead.
Demaris has killed some of the greatest leaders of our culture.
And Edin.
And Eddham.
Retro star is one of the greatest leaders.
He is.
Sunset Park is a pivotal part of our culture.
Don't do that.
And, yeah, DeMaris said that Edin wouldn't be in today because he was, he was fucked up his back.
He broke his back.
He threw his back out.
He threw his back out of him.
He threw his backiotomy.
I don't know.
I don't know how Edon threw his back out.
But we hope that he's all right and he feels, we should.
We should call him at some point.
We definitely should.
That's what friends do, laugh at each other through pain.
Well, once I found out he was actually like not, because you know you get that, oh, he had to go to the hospital, text.
You're like, all right, well, for what?
Yeah.
And then once you find out, it's not like death.
Yeah.
Let's make fun of him.
Like, yeah, what hospital is he at?
Like, let's go over there.
Let's record.
I want to record from Eddddd's hospital room.
And I wish he would have texted me and said to you and said, hey, I threw my back out, can't come to the pod.
I would have phased him with tears in my eyes.
I had so many jokes.
I'm like, okay, he was at the stumbling.
He probably was doing...
Stumbled?
Yeah, he stumbled.
He was doing the drop-down challenge.
I could definitely see Eddn doing the drop-down challenge.
100%.
Throwing his back out.
I could definitely see him trying to fucking do a...
Get it into a sandwich with two young harlots and throwing it.
Like, I could see a bunch of opportunities and reasons why Eddn would throw his back out.
Or get his back blown out.
Or get his back blown out.
Edom probably was being nasty.
We know the nasty shit Eddons into.
Yeah, he probably tried to pick his girl up.
You know, Edon thought he probably did he probably did.
some push up, some squats,
he thought he was Superman,
picked his girl up and threw his fucking back out.
His girl thick, too.
That did go right there.
He don't want to tell us that's what happened.
I know that's what happened.
Have you ever tried to pick a girl up
and then immediately regretted it?
Like, oh, I didn't think this thing.
Oh, definitely.
Where's the nearest couch a bit?
That's why you got to pick her up
like near the couch over the bed.
So you can just throw her down?
I've tried to do the living room to the bedroom move
and I started moving a little faster.
It wasn't such a sexy walk anymore.
It was like, oh.
Hey, when you start picking a girl up walking around the house and you realize like you're not as strong as you thought.
Mm-mm.
Put me down.
Put me down.
Yeah, that's where you gotta just put it down and just watch her walk.
Smack on the ass and watch her walk to the bed.
Just watch her walk.
Like the baby, this stops right here.
My knees is about to give out.
But that kind of ruins the mood.
Not really.
You take a risk.
That's kind of like a fucking lottery ticket as far as if I do, I might crap out.
It could ruin the entire experience.
It definitely could.
And she definitely might start looking at you like, I'm not calling this thing no more.
This nigga can't even pick me up.
Yeah, I would understand.
He can't defend my honor in the streets.
What?
If you can't pick her up.
You can't.
You can't.
You know, what the Del called?
What the Del called animal thugs?
I'm not saying that.
He called him animal thugs.
That word is crazy.
You need to neutralize the animal thugs.
Put them down.
Hillary Clinton said the same thing.
Y'all still vote for Hillary.
Who voted for Hillary?
Shit.
I remember what they did to Gaddafi.
I ain't, I ain't young.
I know what the Clint's did to Gaddafi from...
Wait, like...
Tupac Gaddafi?
Like, not Gaddafi.
From the outlaws?
Him too.
What a Hillary do?
They probably had something to do with him too.
I could see it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, nasty ass Clintons.
Clinton's first of the outlaws.
But anyway, man.
Shout out to the outlaws.
It was interesting.
Yeah?
It took a left to link up once again and we didn't.
I know, I linked.
I did the link.
I know you linked.
I know you linked.
We had plans on linking up, but we did.
I had some friends in town.
Mm-hmm.
some cool friends from outside the country.
I love when the foreign is coming.
30 minutes away.
Yeah, little things surprise.
Little things make them happy when the foreign are.
It was Toronto.
30 minute flight.
How was it?
It was cool.
You had a good time?
It was cool.
I told you to come link at the hookah spot.
I'm not going to say the place,
but I was over there with my man's low.
And they came, they went to, you know,
did the birthday dinner thing,
which I don't want to participate in.
And I think you're inviting me
because you just want me to pay.
Oh, yeah.
Now that's a move now.
You know that that's like a real move.
For sure.
Yeah.
But no, they're not like that.
I'm joking.
So, shit is great.
Watching the Knicks.
Music's playing.
Watching the Knicks.
That's always a bad night.
I mean, it was in the background.
Shout out the TV.
But that's a bad night.
It was just around.
Yeah.
Well, you look better when you watch.
Everyone around you looks better when the Knicks are playing.
Yeah.
Because they look terrible.
It's hard to look as bad as the Knicks.
Yeah.
Just hate and shit on the Knicks.
Yeah, if you see them at Harbor, not so cool anymore, is it?
It doesn't come across the same
Yeah, sorry
Those bottles ain't the same
What else?
And when the night goes too good
There's always one drunk girl
That goes, oh my God, we should go to this strip club
Yeah
Yeah
She didn't sound like that
But for this story purposes
She sounded just like that
And when you're a couple shots in
And you don't really drink hard liquor like that anymore
You go, yeah
That sounds like a great idea
Oh my God, let's go there.
And then you get there and realize it was the worst mistake of your life.
So we go up to Sapphires.
I can say that place.
It's a publicly traded company.
It's a steakhouse.
Is it traded?
Oh, it's traded.
Things are traded.
I promise you things are traded in that place.
I know the culture in there.
Legally, of course.
Legal tender.
Yeah.
Rules.
Tender.
We get there and mind you, I didn't want to go all the way to Starlets.
It was pretty late at that point already.
And Starlets, we was dead.
deep.
It was, and Starlitz at this point.
Those chicks wanted to like see strippers and like, you know, get a strip club experience.
Whereas Starlets now is the bartender experience.
Yeah.
So I was like, all right up the block.
Let's just go to Sapphires instead.
Then things just went drastically, drastically left.
Uh-oh.
What happened?
What happened?
We walked in, the concier person.
Do you want bottle service before I, before he could even finish the sentence?
Of course.
Take us there.
Take us to the bottles.
If you asked me that?
Yeah, yeah.
How dare you ask me such a thing.
Now, this ties into the conversation we just had.
Why are strip clubs still trying to charge women to get in?
I remember back in the day, that was always a thing
because it was like, all right, women aren't going to spend money.
It's, you know, the dudes are the ones that are going to actually bring income in here.
I don't know if anyone's been to a strip club lately.
The women throw the most money.
Mind you may not be here.
their money, but they are the ones that are actively
making men get more money
so that they can throw it. They're like
the biggest asset ever to a strip club.
Yet they're sitting here with these
fucking streamer rules of trying to charge
$20 ahead for all the girls. I'm like,
wait, we guys get a section
and I just ask you for $1,500.
You're really going to charge these girls $20 each?
I think it's stupid that women have to pay
to get in anywhere. I agree.
Club, strip club.
Well, they don't at the club. I've never seen a woman pay to get into a club.
I've seen women pay to getting a club.
Were they trash?
No.
It's just one of those clubs
where they were like,
yo,
tickets, you got to buy a ticket
tonight.
Oh, Paloosa.
Yeah.
Yes.
Exactly.
Like, I just don't,
it's like,
wouldn't you just want
women to just come in?
They get weird about that.
The strippers get weird about that, too.
Lust wouldn't let me in one night.
Well, they tried not to let me in one night.
They said I was dressed too much like a stripper.
And they wouldn't let me in.
Damn, Dee, what you had on?
Fishnet?
I had on a bodysuit with like a see-through dress over it,
But it was my birthday.
You was outside.
You was in them fucking streets.
But yeah, they do that sometimes.
And like when women start to twerk a little bit in your section, here comes security.
And mind you, we throw money.
It's not like we're throwing money that the strippers are not going to get.
Like the women that I came with are not going to pick the money up off the ground and put it in their pockets.
Right.
Because they're shaking their ass to a record at the moment.
Right.
But we cleared that up.
And more bottles didn't in fact come.
Okay.
So you had a good night.
Then the back room ensued,
which I was funding.
I was just here as a friend.
You were just a birthday friend.
You were a private investor.
That's all I was.
Strippers seemed to be like actually into them.
Like, oh, these are the cool girls that are actually at the spot.
Instead of all these other creepy men around.
Let's focus on them.
Back room thing.
They send more shots on the house.
On the house.
It was on your card.
It wasn't on the house.
I was the house.
You were definitely the house.
You're playing with house money that's your account.
Exactly, exactly.
I had to call Loyan in the strip club.
Because we just switched.
Let me know what's really you?
We just switched over to Chase.
I'm going through fucking every card in my wallet.
Like, no, I swear I have money.
See, now I can't wait for our account with me.
Hey, listen, I wasn't with him.
That's Rory's money he spent that night.
Don't take that out of my.
That ain't my money.
It was all of my personal cars.
It was not our shit.
Have a ball.
I think.
Yeah.
It was really fuzzy in there
To see how small the letters were
But what usually happens when you're
With
Birthday girl and her friends
And you've been drinking shots all night
And there's strippers
Now you're in a back room with more shots
What tends to happen?
Somebody got sick
Someone got sick
Oh God
I will say though
Stippers are some of the best caretakers
I've ever seen in my life
Well they're women at first
The strippers second or third
I've never seen teamwork like that in mind talk.
They were the emotional support, the physical support, the cleanup crew, the let's make
sure the manager doesn't find out about this.
So he charges you all.
It was such an amazing experience of having to deal with a drunk birthday girl.
That sounds like a good drunk story though.
Like it could have been worse.
Or it was more.
Okay, so it might get worse.
Trying to take the at the moment deceased body into a car was one of the harder things
I've ever had to do.
It was like we was taking Shorty out of NOM.
I had one arm.
The stripper had the other arm.
We was dragging her like her legs weren't even moving.
Yeah.
And I was like fucking Forrest Gump.
Literally taking the entire platoon out of the fucking background.
I'm so glad I didn't see this.
Everything happens for a reason.
I was like, you know what?
No, it was a great time.
But it wouldn't have been, it wouldn't have been no easier because I would have been there just laughing.
I'm like, look, she looks crazy.
We got to drag this girl out of here.
Are you serious?
I mean, luckily the strip club was a,
about to shut down.
And I was going to get them in Uber
to go back to their hotel.
The three of them.
And I fell for it.
I got gameed real fucking quick.
As if they didn't take enough money
for me at that fucking strip club.
The manager was like,
don't worry, I got you.
I'm going to get a car right in front
for you right now.
Regular price.
Same shit I got you.
Let's just get this girl
back to her hotel
with her friends safely.
I was like, yeah,
appreciate that, man.
Phamp.
Because I was going to do two stops.
I was going to drop them at their hotel
and then go home.
And then go home.
Yeah.
So once I dropped them, I was like, oh, going to Jersey, what's like, what would that add on to the price?
Just to go to the hotel, which was, you probably could have walked it on a nice day.
Yeah.
Was $150.
To Jersey was $500.
I got out of that car so fucking fast.
What?
Yo.
I say it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He worked for the, he wasn't a drive.
He just worked for the strip club and had an SUV.
Of course.
He was trying to, trying to, he thought you was drunk.
He was security.
Yeah, he thought you was drunk.
I'm about to get about 600 right here.
Listen, man.
But yeah, it was an interesting weekend.
Well, it sounds like you had a good night.
Minus, you know, sometimes things happened during the night that are just like part of the story.
And that was just part of the story.
But as long as everybody got to where they were going to save.
Yeah.
The young lady got dehydrated.
Then shout out to Daisy.
I don't know if that's her real name or her stripper name.
But it could be.
It could be both.
Yeah.
Sends a text in the morning.
Mind you, didn't know she had my number.
Not sure when that happened.
Yeah.
Hey, did the young lady make it home safe?
I said she did.
She's fine.
Yeah.
Look at the strippers.
Like, you got to love responsible strippers.
Because a lot of strippers are moms.
Definitely most of their mothers.
You know what I mean?
So they have that nurturing.
The scars when they strip.
They have that nurturing spirit.
I don't mind the C-section scar.
We keep trying to get them off.
I don't, I don't mind either.
But they're nurturing.
It's beautiful.
It's life.
It's love.
They're nurturing.
They're attentive and very caring.
and all while doing it with clear hairs
and clear heels
and a G string.
You gotta love the strip club
strip club culture.
Carl, we might be taking you to a strip club
for your birthday while we're in L.
Yes, Carl has a birthday coming up round of a club.
Yeah, you got a birthday.
A little crazy girl.
Next weekend, right?
How old are you turning?
31.
Oh, this is a good age right here.
It's prime time, Carl.
You're going to take call to the strip club.
Carl, but you can't start dancing.
Like, I just got to, let me.
me put that out there right now.
Security status, Carl from dancing.
Don't embarrass me, though.
Nah, you got a battle on the strippers.
I'm not going to talk some of them.
I ain't going to lie.
Don't know what attracts the strippers, calls.
We got it covered.
Just don't start shaking your ass.
Please don't, man.
Jesus Christ.
So, yeah, we might take Carl to a strip club.
I want to see Carl teach at least two strippers, like some quick choreography
and film, like, Carl should get on stage with the strippers.
See, why are you encouraging this movie?
Imagine if you see two poles, two strippers doing what they do,
then all of a sudden stop break.
and then Carl comes on and then
instant fucking choreography
I'm throwing money
What is this?
This sounds like a festival
Was this a show?
Yo, what's that?
It was S.O.B.
It was when Carl did S.O.B.
I am not with you.
I was definitely an S.O.B.'s dance
and I was like, your fan.
Is I shit edited?
Carl is up here and moonwalking
and I don't even know.
You got a lot of time on your head.
Yeah, like I don't even know
if the episode is ready yet
but Carl is moonwalking
down on fucking Spring Street right now.
Oh my God.
When was the last time
you went to Crazy Girls in L.A.?
Oh, that's
a while. I haven't been to a strip club in L.A. in probably three years, two years.
Yeah, it's been a while for me. Definitely before the pandemic.
I think probably last time I went to Crazy Girls was with you. I think we had an L.A. show a long time ago.
I'm going to the last time. It probably was, yeah.
And then is Sam still open? Do people still go to Sam's?
Yeah, I think so. I think Sam's still over. I like Sam.
I know it's cheetahs, I think. Crazy Girls.
And it might be one more that's like the known or more popular strip club.
I heard strip clubs in L.A. were whack.
Yeah.
I mean, in comparison to strip clubs that you may go to in the south.
Any strip club outside of the South to me is like, we're doing it wrong.
Just close the shit now.
We got it wrong.
The South is where you want to go.
Yeah, L.A. is similar to New York.
It's kind of what you make it and who you go with.
Yeah, who you go with.
You might see some really pretty girls.
The strip clubs in L.A., and then some of them are cool.
So, you know, you might have a good time.
Like, how he had a good time with the strip was leg on.
But it's not in comparison to that.
Atlanta, Houston, it's not the same.
Atlanta and Houston is.
I remember the first time I went to a street club in Atlanta.
I sounded like the ops.
Like, I walk in, I said, she's naked.
Because I'm from New York.
Her pussy is in my face.
Yeah, I'm like, yo, she spread her asshole and winked at me just now.
Like, that's how they gave it up in the South.
In New York, you could barely get top of the top of it.
She picked up the chicken wing with her ass and put it in my mouth.
Yeah, like I just, I didn't know what to expect the first time I went to the strip club in the South.
It was a whole new experience.
We seasoned well.
I don't even want to know what that's talking about
Nothing, man
But L.A. strip clubs can be fucking dangerous though
When I was at Sam's
This was like four or five years ago
It was shooting, right?
Yeah, he was with me, right?
Yo, somebody cracked a fucking sarah bottle
over somebody's head in the section next to us
I'm saying it was so loud
It shut the music off.
Like, you know when like your Walkman used to skip
Like if you stepped too hard off the bus?
Yeah.
That sarah bottle, which also didn't crack,
went right over his head
and the music stopped.
He skipped the CDJs
with his head trauma.
It was dead quiet.
The rock bottle was heavy too.
The bottom of that shit is like marble.
Those and great goose bottles don't break.
Oh, you tried?
Marvel.
Oh, God.
You heard that?
I don't want to know what demarish.
I don't want to know.
And we exited through the fire exit at that point
because we knew after this rock bottle was happening.
Shots.
And we were right.
And not tequila.
No.
Yeah, I like Sam.
Sam's is a, it's one of those strip clubs, too.
Like, you shouldn't know a dancer that's there.
Or one of the bartenders.
Yeah, you shouldn't just go there trying to wing it.
Like, know some girls that's there before you go.
We knew a bartender.
That's why we were there.
But it was interesting.
And I think Fat Joe and Remi Ma were hosting.
Oh, that's a night.
It was a-oh.
So you got to lead with that, Rory.
If Fat Joe and Remi Ma's in the strip club, you know it's going to be violence.
Yeah.
These are two of the Bronx's finest.
I think all the way up it just dropped.
I think the sarac bottle was broken too all the way.
So that was part of the aesthetic.
People were hype.
Great song.
The energy was up.
Somebody has to get cracked over the head with a bottle.
That's how you know it's a great night.
His skull was all the way up.
I will tell you that much.
Ma, what did you do?
I didn't do much.
I got some more stuff together in the crib.
I went to a birthday dinner.
And I was it.
You paid for it?
No, I didn't pay for it.
Although that's a topic we just fell into.
I don't like when people invite you out to a birthday dinner and expect you to pay for your meal.
Why?
Well, that's why I don't do birthday
I didn't really care to come here.
Like, you're going to make me leave my house,
get dressed, come to your birthday dinner,
and I have to pay for my meal.
I have food and house.
I didn't have to come here.
Like, if I do a birthday dinner,
it's going to be laid out to where I just want my people's to come.
Well, then who pay?
Well, I agree with you there.
You understand what I'm saying?
It's like, it's my birthday dinner.
Like, everything is,
I just come and have a good time.
Were you out with women or out with men?
It was a, well, it was a woman's birthday.
It was a friend of mine's birthday.
And her, her boyfriend was,
was with her.
Mm-hmm.
And I'm weird.
But if it's my girl's birthday,
I'm paying for everything.
I'm paying for everything.
Like,
I'm not expecting, like,
her home girls to be trying to see what they ate and divvy.
That's crazy to me.
I know people say I'm weird and whatever.
That's crazy to me.
Like,
I'm not having my girls' friends divvy up money
for her birthday dinner to pay for their meal.
I'm not doing that.
I agree.
And I'm not letting another man,
even if it is just her man friend,
pay for any part of this.
this motherfucker dinner.
And that's another thing.
Which is why you're a hypocrite though, but...
No, no, no.
I was about to say it.
That's another thing.
I started to...
I started to pay for it, but I was like, I know he might feel some type of way.
I would feel away.
What if it's like 15 of our friends, though?
You paying for all of them?
I mean, if it's my home girl's birthday dinner, like, it is what it is.
See, all this is the thing.
You have money.
But even if I...
It's not even about that.
It's just certain things.
It's just about having, like, you just got to have certain, like, etiquette.
Like, it's your girl's birthday.
Pay for your girl's birthday.
Like, don't have your girls' home girls all pulling out eight different credit cards to slap on the table.
I don't blame.
I don't blame.
And this, I completely agree with you because I don't even go to people's birthday dinners because I hate that shit.
Exactly.
And I only have birthday dinners when I know that there will be somebody there paying for the entire thing.
So I get completely what you're saying.
What I'm saying is I don't blame him.
I blame her because she brought the wrong thing to get to her birthday dinner.
And that is something you be planning.
Oh, she's with the wrong nigga.
She didn't just bring them to the birthday dinner.
Yeah, she's with the wrong neighbor.
Oh, well, if you know your boyfriend don't got it like that,
then you don't have a birthday dinner.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
So I was, this is all tied in.
Maybe I did have an interesting weekend.
Maybe.
I went to another spot and I saw a home girl of mine on a double date with her friend.
So I just said, I said hello.
Like, hey, shit, what you're doing?
Good to see.
You been a minute.
Whatever.
She then.
texts me like 30 minutes later like, hey, let's have a shot or whatever.
I'm like, all right, cool.
So she comes over and a friend comes over and they sit with me and leave their double date.
I thought she was saying I would go over there and have a shot.
You are now putting me in the line of being shot.
Right.
I'm like, wait, what do you?
Like they sat down and got comfortable.
I'm like, what are you doing?
That's a date, right?
Like yeah, no, we're on a double date.
I'm like, did you tell them what you were doing?
Like, because they can see it.
Yeah.
And they just stay.
Mm-hmm.
Gentlemen probably leave, I don't know, like 30, 40 minutes later.
He left?
Just left. Both of them, just left.
And I was like, yo, y'all have fucked up.
That was weird.
Mm-hmm.
And now I have to look both ways when I walk out of this place.
Yeah, yeah.
It might be on.
So I was on the guy's side.
He just didn't know that.
She then texts me the next morning with a screenshot.
She texts this guy.
Lapped my ass off.
why did you unfollow me?
Are you mad at me?
Wait, he unfollowed her?
Yes.
Damn, he was hurt.
That's hurt.
That's pain.
He didn't even give it 24 hours.
Expense of pain, expensive pain.
She sent this at, she's sick.
She sent this at 7.13 a.m.
So that means he unfollowed on the car ride home.
No, he unfollowed before he got in the car.
From the table.
Yeah, yeah.
Why did you unfollow me?
Are you mad at me?
He then says, is that even a question?
I've never been that disrespected in my life before.
She said,
I didn't mean to be disrespectful.
He said, how?
If I came somewhere with you, saw a female friend, and sat down with her the whole time
I'm with you.
How would you feel?
It's cool, though.
If you didn't say anything, I wouldn't have said anything either.
I've gotten up to say what's up to people but never actually sat down at someone's
table the whole time when I'm with someone else.
He got a point.
He's right.
She did that ass wrong.
Yeah, she was disrespectful for that.
Even if he was a loser, like you were on a date, you realized you didn't like him.
Like, you could have tough at all.
Exactly.
You still got to go through the date.
And, you know, you could get up and say hi.
But again, it's that simple.
All you got to do is put yourself in his shoes.
Like if you were that the girl and a guy got up and started,
went and sat with a girl that he knows and stayed over there.
It would go viral on the timeline about how ain't shit men are.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, we've seen this before.
But this is the self-awareness of women.
She sends me that, sends me that emoji where your face is all screwed up.
He said, I feel bad now.
Was I rude?
I said, I was only telling you at the table the entire time how rude you were being.
Yeah.
She knew she was being rude.
She just didn't like him.
But her and her and a friend.
we're saying, well, they were both not very talkative and boring,
and they were, like, on Fandul and just trying to do bets and shit.
Oh, no, I don't blame her to.
I don't blame her to.
So I guess there's context in it.
Nope.
It's context in it, but still.
Like, you still got to-
I have to thug out that date.
Speak on that.
Like, yo, why y'all just on Fandulah?
Y'all not paying-out.
Speak.
Don't just get up and go to another guy's table and just like, that's-st.
I'm going to like, y'all busy.
I'm going to go hang out with my friend.
And then I definitely don't send the message in the morning.
Are you mad at me?
Like, I'm not sending that.
Yeah, like, because I think of that one.
Why did you unfollow me?
How do people know you unfollow them?
Because they go check.
And they feel it.
Who does that at 7 o'clock in the morning?
You can feel when somebody unfollow you?
Like, when you do some shit?
No, I can't.
Let me explain.
Can I explain?
Because y'all be thinking I'm crazy.
I'm telling you, if y'all just listen to me,
I told you all right.
Y'all didn't want to listen to me two years ago.
I told you all, right?
Stick to the unfollow shit.
So look, when you do something crazy, right?
And we've all been here, when you're with a girl
or, you know, whatever, you're hanging out,
She knows she wasn't feeling what happened.
She got an attitude.
You know all of these things.
You can feel that.
You can feel like, yo, I know this girl's about to unfollow me.
You can feel that.
I suppose.
She's not, she's pissed up.
She's not fucking with me no more.
Like, it's over.
But why is that the reaction?
Because that's the way we live in that.
That means that's almost like, I don't want to see you.
I don't even want to like, you know what I want you popping up on my phone.
I just don't care.
That's just the world we in now.
It's a real thing.
But you can feel it.
Like, you could know, like, yo, this person is definitely unfollowing me after tonight.
Like this night was crazy.
Like I, she's, she feels disrespected.
She's upset.
She left the spot we went in.
Like, you could just tell.
Is there an app or something that tells you?
Because I've unfollowed people and they have hit me like within like minutes.
And I'm like, how the fuck do you even know that?
Some people have an app where they get alerted, I guess, when somebody unfollow and follows them.
That's a sickness.
Yeah.
That is a sickness.
You need, you need help.
You wait to invest it in social media at that point.
But it is a thing, though.
And we, we've been there.
But I just think that's weird.
You've known when a girl is unfollowed.
Oh, for sure.
She's definitely unfollow me.
But I don't have an app that tells me.
I know by my behavior.
And you can just know, you feel it like,
yo, that's going to be her like last reaction.
Like, all right.
But here's where I was telling her where she fucked up.
He may have been boring on the first date.
Could have been nervous or maybe he really didn't get his picks in.
And he thought he was watching the TVs and was like,
shit, I got to get this bed in.
He seemed very articulate, good at communication, knew exactly what he wanted,
what was wrong.
She might have fumbled it.
This could be a really, really good guy.
He seems relationship worthy.
He was direct.
He did not offend her.
He did not call her out her name.
Yeah, he wasn't disrespectful.
Yeah.
This seemed like a really nice guy.
Yeah.
We should hang out with him.
Like, I feel sorry for him now.
It's like bring him into the circle.
Make him part of the crew now.
Yeah.
Maybe if I would have went over there,
it would have been,
I could have been the fifth wheel
and we could have fun.
Yeah, but then.
Put some money on some of his picks.
Yeah.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't gamble the money.
Don't get into the Fandual shit.
Please don't.
It was through him, though.
I'll pay for the shots.
You pay for the Fandual.
Yeah, so the weekend was pretty chill.
I didn't really get into too much.
It was nice, though.
The weather was nice yesterday and today.
Today, I parked far on purpose today.
You want to just...
Get a little walk.
Yeah, a little walking.
And here's the thing about being in New York.
Like, you forget that people were like really in.
All mandates, I think, are lifted as of today.
Okay.
The vaccine mandate is lifted.
New York City.
Just call from Mike's there.
Jared is right there
We had a
I guess
I spent a long two years
I guess you could call it like a little
A little glimpse into spring
Yeah
Over the weekend
I'm sure it was snow by Wednesday
Oh yeah
It's gonna be cold
After today the rest of the week
But people were outside
Man I tried to
I tried to sneak and go see a movie
By myself
Like on my weirdo shit
Because everybody says
Yeah you can go to move
Wanted to go see Batman
I'm like you know what
Sunday
I'm gonna go see Batman
Completely sold the fuck out everywhere
Duh.
And the only
seats available
were like right in the front
I was like
there's no way
I'm sitting in the front
of the fucking
theater to watch back
just sitting near like
that is the crate
like I think that
there should be something
aren't we like
advanced enough
to where those seats
don't even exist
no more like
I got to sell tickets
yeah but nobody's buying those
listen
nobody those rows
you know how you can
select your seat
on the phone
those rows were clear
there was nobody
sitting in those rows
so you need to start
like start the theater
further back then because it's like
no there's plane seats that
don't go back that are next to the bathroom
where people take shits and they're still for sale
I don't mind being always in the back
but in the front of the theater especially
at the IMAX how big that's shit is on the plane they're still going to
sell it they could just leave
that last row yeah like make that
like a little lounge or something on the plane
you can go back there and fucking that's that'd be the
nastiest bathroom lounge ever I mean
something like nobody wants to see with the
with the gum and the condoms and the cologne
Exactly.
Nobody wants to actually sit there, though.
Like, come on, man.
A bathroom attendant on a plane would be hysterical.
We need that, though.
You don't think so?
We need a little area on a plane where we can just go.
And, like, because you see people get up sometimes and they stand where the flight attendant is.
I've done that before.
What they call it?
That is the galley, yes.
Yeah, you're staying in the galley by the bathroom.
You talk to the flight attendant.
It's always the one guy that's, like, super excited about where he's going.
He's like, yeah, as soon as I land, we have a lunch and then we're going to go.
It's like, nobody wants to go sit down, man.
Like, nobody wants to hit that.
They go up here and making coffee and shit.
And it's always the guy that thinks he's being a nice guy, like telling the flight attendant about his wife and kids.
He's like, no, you're a creep.
Yeah.
We see past this strategy right now.
I know what you're trying to do, buddy pass.
You're nasty.
Yeah, I know somebody looking for buddy pass.
I get it.
What was I going to say?
Oh, no, people were outside.
Yeah, people was outside, man.
Specifically people in this room.
Here we go.
Who?
Are we snitching?
Snitch on the staff.
We need to know.
It was on The Graham.
The Graham told me, another publicly traded company.
Wow.
What are you looking at me for?
Carl's live outside.
The data was given.
Carl lives outside.
That's why I'm not looking at Carl because that's no surprise.
You on the other hand, Missy.
Where was you at?
What your weekend was looking like?
They had me indictment.
I haven't been to indictment since I was like 18.
Yeah.
Who had you?
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
See, no, this is where.
A young woman that looked a little attractive and like she knows some spots in
indictment.
This is where we got to put our boss hat on.
Who were you indictment with, yo?
I need to protect me.
my staff. I was with a friend of mine and we went to brunch. It was a really nice brunch.
We had hookah. We got drunk. We went to European Wax Center across the street when got a wax
when we were drunk. And then I called- Wait. Wait, all right there. Let's stop right there.
Look at what women do when they get drunk and just on a whim. Let's just go get out of China's waxed.
Well, I have to go to L.A. And like, I work all week. So I had to do it before. Excuse me. What does that
mean? You have to go to L.A. You got to get wax before you go to L.A.?
You know I'm going to be laying by a pool in 60 to 5-degree weather. You already know. But that's how
your ass got six. I told
DeMaris, it's wintertime. I'm like,
it's wintertime. It's going to be 70 degrees
for like two hours and then just dropping back down
to 50. You cannot be the bottom pool.
Damaris told me to shut up. I didn't know what I was talking about
and I was a Trump supporter. Then I see DeMaris
by the pool. The next week, I'm like,
I come in a hotel. Demaris got the pool,
the towel wrapped around her, walking around.
I said, I ain't, Dee. You in a hoodie?
I'm in a hoodie flight jacket. I'm like, all right,
we get back to New York. She's like, yo, I don't feel
good. I'm like, yeah. I wonder
why. It's 20 degrees here. You were just
pool in LA three days ago.
I will say,
what would you think if you were in Dykeman
watch two women
get drunk, get some hookah,
get some eggs, some runny eggs,
and then go get a wax?
Oh, listen, those are some responsible women right there.
Like, they are covering all the bases.
They're drunk, they're wax, they're vaxed,
all kind of shit.
Or look at how they pregame to get ready for the night.
If this is their day, imagine what they're night is.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
I didn't want to go inside either.
I was, because when I'm outside,
I'm never outside.
So if I'm outside, I want to get all my outside activities done at one time.
So I call, I'm calling everybody.
Nobody's outside.
So my final call, I call, Rory.
Damn, what was the final call?
Yeah, well, I mean, like, it was only like four people before you.
So I call you and I'm like, yeah, Rory, we all say, ah, he really like set me up for the
okey doke.
So I'm like, all right, I want me to try your house, we don't go out, Manhattan, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Wait, none of this happens.
I get there.
Rory's slippers around.
Bays is wrapped up in a blanket
Like what Rory be doing
Hold on. Hold on. That's what you do. That's what goes on at your house.
Your dog is wrapped in a blanket.
For sure.
Swaddled.
Swaddled like baby Jesus.
But I'm like, I can convince him to go out with him.
If I get there, I can convince him.
He made nachos.
There were nachos on the counter when I came.
Okay. Hosting.
Wine, nachos.
Yeah, yeah.
We were watching worst roommate.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a perfect temperature in there.
Oh, he was a great host.
Mind you, this is like, because she was,
she went out at like noon.
So she came to my house.
my house at like eight o'clock. I'm always going to be in shorts at eight o'clock. I'm not ready
at eight o'clock. Was it Saturday or Sunday? Saturday. So that's about a time where you start
figuring out if you're going to go out. Exactly. And I said to her on FaceTime, I don't know,
I'm tired. I haven't really been in bed because I was dealing with the casualties of war the night
before. Yeah, the drunken master. Yeah. So, but I was starting to feel like, all right, I could
maybe get some energy. I said, all right, well, come through. Then when she got there, I was like,
All right, still early.
Maybe we could figure something out.
Damaris passes out on my couch within an hour.
No, so she wasn't trying to go.
That's what I'm saying.
I fell asleep around 11 o'clock.
Rory was not moving to,
Rory was not leaving that house.
I'm telling you, Rory was not moving out of the house.
But she was in the street.
She had the word of mouth of what was going on.
I hadn't been in the streets yet.
When you go out in the streets early,
sometimes you run into other people that are street members
and they go, hey, later we're doing this.
Because they're already an active member
of the streets at the time.
I was not yet.
I was willing to become one.
I was ready to get jumped in.
But I needed some.
You was ready if me be.
I got it.
Roy was tired.
It's okay.
You're at that age now.
You know,
you get to a tender age where you can't go out too nice in a row.
And not only that,
when you,
when your home is like comfortable,
clean,
you don't really want to go nowhere, man.
Like you just be like,
I'm not leaving.
To go where,
to go somewhere and stand next to a bunch of people
that's on their phones.
Like,
yeah.
My house sounds like a better spot than that.
And anytime I've gone out, it's always been, hey, should we go back to Roy's?
Like, oh, I could have just saved the toll money.
Y'all could have just came here.
Yeah, yeah, could have just came to the house.
Like, it is what it is.
But yeah, the weekend was cool.
The weather was nice.
And we are out of town this week, so we probably get some good weather out west while we're in L.A.
I'm excited.
Yeah, man.
So new music came out too.
Did it?
Siree sent me.
So shout out to Sari.
I don't even like call him Sari the kid no more.
I got to tell him out.
They got to drop the kid.
I like the kid.
He has kids.
I feel like when you have kids, you can't build the kid.
But anyway, shout to my guy, sorry, the kid.
He sent me some music that he put out over the weekend.
Last week, I told him, I said, bro, you working like, sorry.
I don't know for people that don't know him, he's been consistently putting out projects
for at least the last four years, I want to say, like consistently putting out multiple projects.
And he has a new project coming.
Soon he put out the joint with Benny.
shout out to Benny the butcher
It's called Press Zero
Sarie the Kid
In context
He is an artist that makes music
And we are playing it in case
So that people can know that
Sari the Kid has a project coming
And go to DSPs with their money
So you can then give it to the label
And buy his music and his content
And so he can help raise a village
Of kings and queens
And support his community
Keep the money in the ecosystem
of the culture.
We literally can't hear a word
anything you said.
That's how you have to do it now.
Yeah, it's how you gotta do it.
Like, what the fuck?
We can't, like, you can't play no music.
Like, they don't want to, they fucking ban your shit.
This sounds great, though.
Do you know, produce it?
Press Zero.
I'm not sure.
Featuring Benny the Butcham.
That does sound great, though.
So sorry the kid, March 18th,
album coming.
He has a joint,
which one was that?
Press Zero.
That's produced by,
Saputa.
I hope I said his name right.
If not, I butcher that shit.
Like Benny.
I see what you did that.
Exactly.
Entandra's crazy.
He got a lot of people on the album.
He got a join with Jada Kiss.
Trouble, Lloyd Banks and Ransom.
Mickey Fax.
T.I.
Saha'i to Prince.
Sean Ellery, J.R. Rite and Ray Kwan.
Oh, wow.
Bumpy Knuckles.
Fuck a Saha hat, man.
Yeah, man.
Saari got, he got some joys coming, man.
I fuck with Sari, man.
His project's even putting out R&B.
out a couple of R&B projects.
You know what I mean?
This seems like this is going to be, you know,
obviously for the rap.
He's like hood russ.
He's like hoodruss.
Hoodruss.
I like that.
Independent.
Yeah.
Do what I'm saying?
Doing both sides.
Great.
Great at producing and rapping and singing on that shit.
Yeah.
No, it sounds great.
Did you give a date when that's coming out?
March 18th.
Okay.
March 18th.
Obie stores.
Well, in your phone, in your DSPs.
Push a T.
Second single.
Which you drop the joint.
Hear me clearly.
What you think about it?
I think I might like it better than Diet Coke.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know if I like it better than Diet Coke.
But I like them both as two first singles.
I'm glad.
I know he has Kanye and Farrell producing the entire thing.
So I'm glad.
And this wasn't a Farrell produced record, right?
Because it certainly doesn't sound like it.
I like that he's not leading with some of the more Farrell,
feral friendlier beats
to start the traction on it
let me go to credits
hear me clearly
Lucas stars
the mind I believe that's
how it's pronounced
Kanye and then
Bugs the Beast
That's what produced this joint
Those were the four
But now I'm excited for the project
Yeah man it's always good to get
Project can push you because you
know what you're going to get
At minimum, you know you're going to get a really dope project.
Yeah, but I feel wouldn't...
The one before Daytona, Ferell was having involved in.
So, yeah, it hasn't been that long since he's done some Feral-focused shit.
Yeah.
But I'm curious to see what Ferell cooks up aside to Kanye and how that's going to sound.
But I'm trying to think Joey Badass put out a record that I liked, produced by Static Selector.
Shout out to Static.
Head High.
But hearing great things about this Joey Badass album from a lot of people.
I like Joey Badass, man.
Yeah, I think that's going to be a good one.
I like the artist that, like, do their own thing.
Don't really try to look like nobody else, sound like nobody else.
Not really with the mixy bullshit.
Don't stay in the headlines for no, you know, the gossipy shit.
Yeah, which we were talking about child stars and, like, how fucked up they can get.
Joey Badass might have been the most mature 16-year-old of all.
something. Like he came out like an adult rapper. He moved like an adult when he first came out
and put out in 1999, which I think he was maybe 17. He never moved like a kid. Like he's always
moved this way because how old is he now? Can't even be that old. And he still moves like a 35 year old
rapper. Yeah. And I mean that in a good way. Definitely in his 30s for sure, I believe.
No, Joey Badd is definitely not his 30s. You don't think so? And we can clean some of that up to.
27. Oh, were?
Got a decade in.
It just been 27.
Yeah.
I thought he was 30.
I thought he was at least 31.
I think that World Star clip that went viral from how he got found was he was like 15 or 16.
And then 1999 came out.
I think he was 17 or 18.
But no, I like the way he moves.
He definitely moves correctly.
And a great actor.
Yeah.
Yeah, I kind of wish he would have stayed Inspector Deck too.
Yeah.
You know, what can you do?
He had to raise Canaan.
So the, the, uh, speaking of Raisin Canaan, the Power Boys and the Snowfall Boys, Michael Rainey Jr. and
Damson Idris are fighting over which one of them has the best show on television when really Zendaya has the best show on television.
But whatever.
Between power and snowfall.
Yes.
Power right now.
Cut it out.
Cut it out, man.
That's not even.
From what I've seen, I'm, I'm not fully caught up on Snowfall or power, but snowfall is better than power.
Snowfall's better.
They're fighting.
The power.
No, the power book.
shit. Not, not.
No, yeah, no.
That's why I said Michael Rainey Jr.
Who is Tariq. He is saying,
Snowfall might be better than power too, though.
I think people could make a case.
You said that before, but we...
No, he said the wire.
That's where he was, that's where he was being, you know,
Trump Mall. Yeah, Snowfall is better than the wire.
I'm not going to go through this.
But we're talking about Snowfall versus Power
and we're talking about power.
Tarik be saying dumb shit all the time, though.
Tarke.
What's his name, man?
Michael Rainey Jr.
Okay, Michael Rainey Jr.
No, I'm not saying that gentleman.
I say Tariq be saying stupid shit.
Okay, got you, got you.
But he didn't, but Tariq didn't say that.
Michael Rainey said that.
He was character actor, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got you.
It's called method acting.
Got you, got you.
He was still Tariq, watching Snowfall as Tariq.
I got you.
It might be our personal preference that snowfall is better than power,
but power is a very, very, very powerful show.
It's always our personal preference.
Like, so when people kill me for saying that,
it's like, yes, it's my personal preference.
I think that the first four seasons,
of snowfall were better than the first four of the wire.
Oh, look, he's starting to cop more, please.
Wow.
Now's the first four season.
It was.
No, it was.
I always said that.
No, you didn't.
Because people were saying, oh, but snowfall is only three or four seasons.
I'm like, yeah, so based off this first four,
versus the first four of the wire, I think the first four snowfall is better.
This is going into five?
It's only fifth now.
This is, yeah, this is five.
No.
Okay.
You only have season two.
You win in season two.
I think every other season was just as good
if not better than the wire.
Now it's just good.
I have not caught up.
But season two is definitely,
season two of Snowfall is definitely better
than season two of the wire.
I agree with you.
I'm not caught up too,
I'm not fully done with four,
but season four of the wire is light gears better.
No, listen, they're both classic shows.
So I don't want to seem like I'm shitting the white.
Classic shows.
But Snowfall, I watched the first three episodes.
and it kind of threw me off when it started.
The first episodes started
because I didn't watch it when it first aired.
I let a couple episodes, you know, pile up
and then I watched them.
And it started with Franklin flying a plane.
And I was like, all right, this is where they're about to lose them.
You could tell when the show was about to go to a whole other thing
and you're like, all right, I'm done.
That was your Kevin Hart headshot.
Absolutely.
I was like, all right.
And then it's like he flew over a part in Malibu.
saw some land from out of the plane
and then once he landed he called his boy and was like
yo it's a land over there it's a piece of land over that I want
that. I'm like all right fam like y'all not going to do this to me
it's what they did in Firefest
that's true
Billy did the same thing yeah absolutely right
but then I think one of the producers or something from
from Snowfall came out and said
because everybody was like who's this girl who's this girlfriend
where did she come from whatever and she's pregnant
and so everybody was like oh what is this and one of the producers
said that there was a time jump in the writing
so that's why it was like
Because I was like, I'm not mad because people are like, oh, a black man can't fly a plane.
And I'm just like, see?
That's not where my head went.
Yeah, that's not.
I wasn't even thinking like that.
I'm just like, that's not where this thing left off at.
So how are we starting with this now?
So when the producer said it was a time jump, with everything in context and perspective, I was like, okay, cool.
And I'm totally on board now.
But when it comes to transportation, I think Tariq may have them beat.
Tariq could be in Connecticut and then the lower east side in one hour with no car, no train, no nothing.
Yeah.
He'll walk there.
find parking.
Like, it's like you're not from New York City.
I think power,
parking that quick.
Power beats snowfall in transportation.
Without question.
Easily.
Different time.
Absolutely.
What else happened over the weekend?
Was drink?
Were you able to watch the entire game?
I think I have 45 minutes left.
Yeah, I had to break it up a lot.
I got like an hour left.
But it was really, really good, though.
I think this is probably one of the best drink champ episodes that I've seen.
Did you have a lie counter?
Like the little thing that every time game till the lies go ding, ding.
I didn't have a counter, but I laughed at a lot of this shit.
I was disappointed in not the episode.
I thoroughly enjoyed the episode.
I was let down on some of the lies.
I wanted them to be like crazy.
I wanted them to go a little crazier.
I mean, granted, saying that the gentleman that killed Osama was listening to Red Nation while he was shooting Osama is a pretty amazing lie.
That's one of the top lies I've ever heard.
Now, I think what they were trying to say
is that while he was maybe getting ready
at base, he was listening to it to get excited.
But to say that when you're going
on a covert op mission as a Navy SEAL
to kill the highest person on the most wanted
man on the planet.
That you just got your iPod.
No, I believe the radio, y'all would be communicating.
Like, yo, he's in here.
Go left.
Nobody's listening to.
This room is clear.
Yeah.
Like, I mean, but I understand it.
It's entertainment.
I'm sure there is some truth to that guy listening to the-
Of course, he's a game fan.
Probably somewhere saying that he listens to game.
To say that you just had, you saw Obama with just red nation-
You gotta paint it away so that when you're giving it to the viewers, you're like, oh,
word, like damn, that's good.
You gotta make it sound good.
Like, you don't want to say, oh, a guy that is in the military is a game fan.
No, you want to say, yo, he was on the mission.
Do you think?
And he knew that Osama was like behind that door.
that door, he had like...
He was like, hold on, wait, once a second.
Let me turn game down on my ear.
Like, it just sounds better.
It makes for a better story, so I understand.
And, you know, sometimes music bleeds out of your AirPods, like, people next to you can hear it.
Do you think maybe Osama was on the other side of the door shazaming the record?
Like, hmm, no, I don't...
I'm willing to bet that Osama was.
Osama had an extensive porn collection, though.
You think that he was mad about that?
Did they put his business out there like that?
I mean, they dumped his body in the ocean.
probably was a little bit more concerned about that.
But, you know, it's like when you die and like,
wouldn't you be like most concerned about your phone?
Like, who has my phone?
Oh, absolutely.
Right?
But I also didn't play a hand in having the Twin Towers come down.
So I think like my concerns and Osama's concerns about my legacy
are going to be a bit different.
Osama didn't have a hand in that either.
I was only going to go there.
I didn't want to do the knowledge yet.
I'm just saying.
But okay.
But okay.
He was gang gang.
He was all.
He was all in there.
You know how you know, because Osama was like,
hey, look, I've done a lot of shit.
I ain't have nothing to do with that.
Like, yo, all those innocent people that I slaughtered.
Yeah, I would never hear him.
You got him?
I had nothing to do with that.
Like, that's how you know, like, he ain't lying, man.
Because he's taking it.
He's like, that shit over there, that was me.
I take that.
That was not me.
As your girl ever, like, caught you doing some shit?
Let's call it cheating.
You get caught cheating.
And then y'all kind of get past it.
And then she accused you with some shit that you've never done.
So you cop even more to the cheating of like,
Now, listen, I did fuck that bitch in April,
but I did not fuck this guy.
You got to do that.
You'd be like, y'all, I don't even know this girl right here.
You'd like, oh, but what do I heard?
But like, yo, that's just what's it?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
That's what Osama did with the towers.
I don't know them two bitches.
I don't know them in my life.
They looked like great.
They look great.
They're referring to the Twin Towers as them two bitches.
And they're just trying to keep it.
I mean, not prayers and, you know, condonescers to everybody.
I blame.
But I blame 9-11 on gentrification in one of our sketches.
So me calling the Twin Towers them two bitches is not really.
It's like
Osama was sitting there like
All right
explaining me
how you get a plane
into the Pentagon
don't make no sense
my plans
ain't that ill
listen man
I'm here for this
type of talk
but
we know
We have to talk
about music
fucking music
I'm saying
we got to talk about music
The fans are under
their impression
that this is a music
podcast
What type of porn
was Osama into
though?
I think Osama
like big black asses
kind of like
your dad
My dad and Osama have something in common
Something in common
But I know he probably was like
Oh come on man
Don't show them my porn collection
Like
Was it magazines or it's like hard drive?
Osama was sick
He still had VHS
Oh I respected though
Old school
Old school
Vintage
He's a connoisse
And you know he liked hairy pussy
Of course
Yeah
He has to go 70s VHS
shit all day
You know Osama
Like the hairy ass
You know that
Um
But yeah
Any more music
I don't know how we got
To Osama and liking
Hairy As
Oh drink champs
Yes
The live meters
Yeah, I wanted more lives
It was good though
I really enjoyed hearing from the game
Even Wack, man
Wack is entertaining
And yeah, Norwich
He's doing a great job man
As far as like
Getting the guests to sit down
And get comfortable
And just beat themselves
And just talk about
Whatever the fuck they want to talk about
So I gotta finish the episode
I got like an hour left
And that's how I know I liked that episode
Because I was really sitting there like
And I don't do that often
Listen, Basley went on more walks
than she could handle
I was cleaning shit
house more like I'm scrubbing floors that are clean
just so I can hear it
yeah yeah it was a really really good episode
shout out to Norrie shout out to EFN
shout out to the game shout out to whack
I'm trying to think if there was other takeaways from it
though well I still got an hour left
so I don't I don't it made me some shit left in that hour
that I mean I actually wasn't aware of
him and Fat Joe's relationship like that I remember when he took the stance of
saying I'm not dissing kissing Fat Joe but I didn't know they
were like friends for real
And I see what they were trying to say with the Get Richard I Tryin shit.
The clip was kind of taken out of context in some regard.
Well, I said that.
I said these clips are just for, you know, sound bites to get people to want to rush to see the episode.
But I'm pretty sure there's more context after what he said.
But no, it was good.
Really good episode.
Tamara, she listened to it?
I have not listened to Game yet, no.
I didn't get a cheese to.
No, you at the European Wax Center.
I get it.
So good.
Can we talk about him drinking the whole bottle of Casa Azou?
So I listened to the audio.
I didn't see the video.
Did he actually do that?
He did it.
And in that time?
He finished the bottle?
Straight through.
He was drinking for real.
Yeah.
It was straight.
He opened it and then just didn't stop.
I don't know how he survived it after, but.
Yeah, Noria set up.
He'll get you talking and drinking and you used to be talking and drinking.
And when you're talking, you don't notice how much you're drinking.
Like, because you're not counting it.
You know, somebody's not coming over here.
saying shots and you're calling the shots.
Like, you're just sitting and talking.
But they was like, yo, Game, you don't have to do this.
And Game was like, if I'm on drink champs, I'm going to be a drink champ.
And then he just brought his own bottle.
He became the drink champ.
You're going to be the ambulance champ too.
The funniest shit that does make so much sense and no sense at all about some of the shit Game has said in his career.
He just kept saying, I really thought rap was real this whole time.
Like this whole time, you're like when me and 50 had a dream, I was like, oh, now we have to kill each other.
Yeah.
This is what rap is.
That's definitely not what rap is.
That's some sick-ass shit.
But that speaks to the younger generation now
and the things that they're doing.
They're really trying to live these rhymes out.
Yeah.
And it's like, bro, I promise you, you don't have to do this.
You can say you killed 50 people in hip-hop
and never even held a gun.
It's fine?
It's fine.
Does it sound good?
Yeah, mix it and put it out.
Yeah.
But it was not.
It was interesting.
It was just a lot to process at one time.
But shout out to EFN, Nory, Wack, game.
Everyone else that they kept naming.
It was a lot of names.
Yeah, my first episode.
I am excited for this game album, though.
Game always makes good albums.
But I think he's in a different zone,
admittedly that he said.
Off that easy verse, who he's around, the focus.
Music.
Yeah, I don't think we're going to get the game album
where he gets as many features as he possibly can
and wraps like the feature to try to beat them
like he's done for a few albums.
I think this is going to be like a real concise game album.
I think he'll focus more on producers than he wear, like, with features from the last one.
Even though I love the last one.
I just didn't really need to hear Ed Shearing on the hook.
I love that game and Ed Shearron work.
I just don't need to hear them together singing about the city of Los Angeles.
Yeah, certain collabs.
He's from Australia.
Exactly.
Certain collabs to me just don't make sense.
And I hate when you see artists collab with other artists just because you know that it's going to, people are going to click it.
Because that's what people do now.
They only collab with artists based on, you know, are they clickable?
I was seeing Game was reaching into his real hip hop bag
because I believe that he was with Kanye and Kanye had FaceTime Primo.
Okay.
And I think he was telling Primo he wanted to do the scratches.
I think it was for the easy record, though.
I could see that.
I could definitely see that.
I think that might be Prime scratching on the easy record.
But I would like to see him on more, like, hip-hop tracks like a Primo or...
Has Game ever worked with Prim?
The easy record.
I mean...
That was it.
That's the one that Prim Scratchstone, right?
But, like, for real work.
with Prine.
I want to say no, but I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
Because at this point, I think Prim has worked with everybody.
Yeah, but I feel like Game, even though he left June, it was part of that alienate myself
from everyone in the industry and not be friends with anyone type of time.
And I can see him not ever working with Prim.
It makes sense, though, like for him, like, Game is a rapper.
Yeah.
And he's a student of hip hop.
And so I know he is a Prime fan.
So I would want to hear him on joints like that
I would want to hear him like Harry fraud
For sure
Like it's certain producers I would like to hit game work with
So hopefully this album is
Yeah, the fact he hasn't worked with Al either
Is he never worked with Alchemists
Not that I can think of
I feel like he has definitely worked with Alkeners
I could be wrong
But I mean
Damaris went on the
The game bar crawl
Game said if you drop him off at the W Hotel in Times Square
He could walk to Dykeman
He knows his way
Oh.
He said no train, no car.
I can walk to Dijkman.
I know where to go.
You're not going to walk to Dijkman from Times Square.
That's a long fucking walk.
What is that like?
That's like a four-hour walk.
80 streets?
More.
Way more.
Yeah, that's entirely too long.
Nobody's doing that.
But I get what he says.
Like, he's been in New York enough times.
He can definitely, he knows his way.
But nobody wants to do that.
All right, we got more music, Lucky Day.
He's coming out.
Yeah, March 10th.
Watch 10 Lucky Day candy drip
Did that name about him?
Candy drip?
Did he put a tracklist out yet or no?
No.
I saw a single,
the candy single,
which came out around,
if I'm not mistaken, Christmas.
And then he put out a second single
when we was in Detroit.
Getting beat up?
Yes.
We got beat up not to games music.
We got beat up to Lucky Day single.
The irony.
But I'm super excited.
I don't have much to say outside of
I fuck with Lucky Day.
Lucky Day is he's one of the few R&B artists that's like real R&B.
I think this is a very, I mean, this sounds corny and cliche,
but this is a very important album.
I agree.
Because he's on that verge between just being a popular R&B artist to that next step.
I want to say superstar right away.
But to be in that category, because there's not really, we talked about,
there's not many men in it at all.
That's what I was about to say.
But I think this album could put him in the Sizzah summer type category if it is executed correctly
and does what it's supposed to do and sounds the way it's supposed to sound that we do know
Lucky Days talent to be.
I think this can be the album for that.
It's that timing.
Because I don't think the last one was, even though it's a good album, just he wasn't in the
position yet to take that next step.
He's definitely, I think people already look at him like he's,
as far as male R&B artist, he's probably the best one out right now.
Yeah.
As far as, you know, projects and singles and stuff like that, real R&B.
I think that you're all right, though.
This is his moment to make that like official.
And stake his claim like, I am the top male R&B artist right now.
And why I say it's this is the time now, because if this album, which I sure will be great,
but if it doesn't put him in that next step, he could be perceived when I'm saying like
festival bookings, label-wise, streaming, all that, that, okay, this is just his plateau.
This is where he is now.
He isn't going to go to the next step.
It's that sophomore-type shit right now for him, I think.
I mean, he has the talent, you know?
Oh, for sure.
That, we can't question that at all.
I think that, does this have to be better than the last album, no?
Or can't be just as good?
Has to be better.
Better.
Has to not only be better, like, tastemaker-wise, I mean,
Single-wise, what's coming out after the album as far as third singles, four singles, visuals.
Like, yeah, this is extremely important.
Which I'm sure he knows.
He's a very smart guy.
But this, it's not a make-or-break album, but it could put you somewhere in your career that you haven't been yet.
Or it could keep you in the same place that you're in right now in your career.
Because you put out the Table for Two project that was in February of last year.
and then obviously the album painted
was the one in 2019 that was like okay
this dude is
yeah I mean not to say table for two wasn't a good album
but coming out with painted and then
it felt like oh maybe he will take a next step
and he kind of stayed where he was
as far as perception wise
so this is I just think this one is extremely important
for him because I don't even think he was happy
with the reception table
for two guys. Not the music.
I'm strictly talking about with attention
and all that shit to take you to the next
step. The single over is still one of my favorite
songs that dropped in the last
few years from R&B artists.
Like over and
obviously hers damage
were probably the two
as far as R&B that were like
the best singles. But yeah,
Lucky Day, Candy drip March 10th.
So Siza,
Lizzo, Chloe
and Givion are also
be coming out this year.
Siza, Lizzo,
Chloe, and Givion.
Why'd you add Lizzo in that category?
I don't know, because...
Well, Lizzo, no, no, don't do that because Lizzo will have pop singles,
but her album will be R&B.
To who?
To who?
Well...
Not to the culture.
That's not, have y'all listen to Lizzo's actual album?
Of course.
Okay.
R&B?
It has just, it can be a mix of pop and R&B.
Chloe's a mix of pop at R&B.
Sure.
Lizzo's a little more, though.
Most R&B singers these days are a mixture of pop.
I don't think nobody looks at Lizo like an R&B artist, though.
She can sing.
She has a voice.
She can do an R&B record,
but I think she would be considered pop.
She doesn't even move like an R&B artist.
How R&B artists move?
A little seemed to be a little more reserved.
Could you compare scissors?
No, I love the genre.
Could you compare control to Lizzo's album
as far as sounds go.
Not to say that
control is the
definition of what
R&B has to be,
but that is a
no argument
R&B album.
I think actually
it could be argued
that control,
but that's a whole
different thing.
What is pop about
control?
I didn't say pop.
Okay.
Just because of something
isn't R&B
doesn't mean pop.
What album?
Control.
This is first will
her actual album
if you don't
kind of anything.
A lot of people
would call that
Caribbean pop.
That was the funniest
that was the funniest.
Caribbean pop is hilarious.
Sure.
But Siza has a different, it's not traditional R&B.
No.
They would label her R&B, but it's not traditional R&B at all.
They do not label Liza as R&B.
Not Liza.
I'm talking about, I'm talking about Siza.
Oh, Siza is.
Siza is not the definition of, she's modern.
She's modern Army.
No, she's a completely, just like Chloe.
If you're talking about Chloe and Halley,
they're a completely different type of R&B.
They put out a pop album.
Their album is a pop album.
It's a polished pop album.
I think we need to study genres a little bit more.
so that we don't...
It's all black music.
Because I think we like to say
if things aren't R&B, then they're pop.
And that's not true.
Well, R&B can be pop
because pop just means popular.
Yes.
But it has a sound.
R&B is a certain tempo, chord, melody,
pop is a little more uptempo,
you know, the content,
the lyrics are a little different with pop.
But if an R&B record is really good,
it becomes popular.
So it's like, it's pop.
Yeah, because you would say,
hate you by Siza is 100% an R&B song,
but it was the most popular song of the year.
Exactly.
But it's still all those chords
and the content is R&B to me.
Yeah.
It just happens to be a popular song.
Either way, lucky day, the clock is ticking.
Sizzar the clock is ticking,
even though it's not ticking,
but I need a fucking Sizz album.
Sizzar?
Yeah, but she's coming.
You know she's dropping.
L-A-M-A-M-A.
did she come yet or is she coming?
Elamay is still coming.
She dropped a single, not an album.
She got quiet.
I wonder why she got quiet.
What's the last joint Elamay put out?
She just put one out more recently.
But she was doing the hook for on which big record was that Elamay did the hook on?
I don't know.
Was it this year?
No, last year.
Because she just put out that DFMU.
Like, don't, what is the, oh, I don't know what it stands for.
But she put up a song called DFMU.
That's pretty good.
It's been out all the playlists.
A good song.
L-M-A?
Yeah.
It felt like probably three weeks ago, four weeks ago?
Why?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I heard it.
I don't really.
D-F-M-U?
Yes.
That means don't.
It stands for like, don't fuck me up or something like that.
Oh, God.
Is it everyone's caption yet?
No.
You can't let it.
That's how I know I'm getting old, man.
I see them, like the acronyms.
Oh, I can't keep up.
And I'd be like, all right, what is this mean?
I feel like it's Morris Code now.
Like, I don't know what's going on.
I could barely get with the, my beautiful,
Dark Twisted Fantasy one.
That took me a year.
be like, oh, we're talking about the Kanye album.
Oh, that was hell.
That was the time.
Like, watch the throne.
I could call.
I was like, oh, all right, I see what you're saying, I think.
Yeah, we got that.
That was one of the more easy ones to get.
Joe, those, the acronym shit, especially in Twitter debates and shit, and people start
dropping that.
I'm on Google.
Like, all right, wait, what is he talking about?
I can't keep up.
But once I see, as long as I have the MBD, I don't worry about the rest.
Listen, they have Good Kid Mad City as one, and Good Kid Mad City also has an acronym in it.
Yep.
The M-A-A-D-M.
It's too much shit going on, man.
What's the name of your album, but don't give me no fucking acronyms.
Usher's Confessions, too, has been rumored to be coming this year as well.
Been rumored.
Yeah, J-D's been on live playing it.
Confessions, too.
Yeah, I have a Confessions part, too.
No, not the song.
The album.
It's not an official title, but, you know.
Oh, okay, that's something like Confessions, too.
He didn't have an album called Confessions?
I'm like, what am I?
Yes, he?
Are you okay?
Yes, he did.
These are my confessions.
The name of the album is Usher Confessions.
Oh.
Yeah.
Brain freeze, my bad.
I'm just sitting, I was going to let him work it out by himself.
Brain freeze, my bad.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I can pull it up.
I can pull it up for you if you.
It's a good album.
I don't know if.
Probably.
I forgot.
Is that a classic?
Usher's album?
I have to ask you sometime.
Absolutely.
Come on.
You don't have to act.
It's probably one of the most classic records in our history of R&B.
The album?
Yes.
The song, yes.
I love this.
That album.
But you know what gets lost in that, though?
What?
8701 was a really great album.
It was amazing.
I prefer 8701.
My preference.
That gets lost, like, in how good.
Well, you didn't even hear confessions.
You didn't even know it was an album.
I forgot.
No, I'm sorry.
I was thinking the song title.
I'm the only person I like Raven versus Raymond.
That shit was fine.
Yeah, that shit was good.
I should really have a bad project.
That was a good album.
That was a good album.
Only when he tries to sound like a future.
It's just that when the album is as good as confessions.
Yeah, everybody is.
Everything else after that is kind of like,
yo, this ain't confessions, bro.
Like, you know what I mean?
And that's the, that's the fuck.
That's why when people would be like,
oh, this artist has a classic.
It's always, it's a classic.
No, bro, we know what the classic.
Like, confessions is a classic, undeniable.
A7.01 is a classic.
But that was before confessions.
You see what I'm saying?
So it's like anything after confessions
is if it's not as good as confessions,
it's looked at as a failure.
That's what I'm an artist by your head.
Well, we're not a failure, but.
I mean, and why can't there be too different?
There could be more classics just not as classic.
Like, Confessions is more of a classic than 8701.
Absolutely.
But we're talking about when people say, oh, this artist has a classic.
You know what the classics are because based on what they put out after that, you know
exactly how to judge those projects.
All right.
Well, bingo card.
Hove.
He has multiple classics that are not like each other at all.
Like, just because he didn't make reasonable doubt again and you could deem that
the best classic, he can still have blueprint in the black album.
Yeah, but a lot of Jay's out.
albums, people are still comparing to obviously the ones that they deemed volume two.
But those aren't the ones that they put in the classic category.
I would say Black Album Blueprint and Reasonable Doubt are the three most popular that people
would say are classic albums.
And those two came after Reasonable Doubt and didn't sound like Reasonable Doubt.
Content was completely different.
Content was completely different on all three of them.
So I think just because you have the quintessential reasonable doubt doesn't mean that he can't
say?
Rastout, blueprint, black album.
Okay.
Are the ones that the masses would probably say the three.
I don't know why people kill American gangsta.
I thought that was a really great album.
I don't think people kill it.
People hate that album.
People hated it at the time.
They still do.
No.
That's probably the most popular thing to say now is how good it's aged.
Yeah.
A lot of people hate that album.
When it came out, because, you know, people thought that it was going to be based on the movie.
And so people got caught up in that when they heard it like okay
That's why I liked it
I thought that was gonna be it and I was like dog
I do not want to hear Jay Z score this Denzo Washington movie
Like I don't need I could watch the movie
I don't need to hear J rap
So when it wasn't that I was like all right thank fucking God
And also you have to remember that American Ginksta came up
came after the retirement so everybody were harder on him
No kingdom cum it had already been out by that time
Yeah people really got caught up in the fact that kingdom come had been out already
People got caught up in the fact that the movie was coming out,
and people really did think that this was going to be basically the soundtrack to the movie.
Because that's just what it was.
At that time, people were like, oh, he's doing the soundtrack.
People were saying he's doing the soundtrack.
I was like, no, this movie.
I was just inspired by the movie, but this is not official soundtrack in the movie.
But either way, that's probably three letters in bingo.
Two more to go to wherever.
Scarface the movie did more than Scarface the rapper to me.
I hated that line so much.
You was fucking idiot.
I hated that line so much.
You are fucking crazy.
Who he had more in common than ludicrous?
Is that El Chapo or somebody?
He's not trying to diss.
Luda, my dude.
Luda was not, didn't think he just.
I'm not falling into that rabbit hole with you.
I'm not doing that.
I wasn't trying to even get on a J conversation.
I was trying to say that you could have multiple classics that sound different,
even if they're after the main classic.
Got you.
Oh.
Dennis Robin says, confession too.
Coming soon.
When is it coming?
We don't know.
Who cares?
I can't.
Carl will know.
He said before his Vegas show in July, it should be ready to go.
All right.
What can he confess, though?
And I got to go see Usher in Vegas.
What can JD confess?
And Brian Michael Cox been in there, too, yeah.
And when is Division's album coming, God damn it?
Yeah, Barry, we're asking you.
Look at the whiteboard in JD's.
Confessions, Division, Justice's audio project.
Wait, Confessions, too, is coming before the Division Project?
I don't know.
Daniel's playing records
He's having like full A&R
fucking seminars
Yeah
That album better be coming soon man
Listen man
I don't ask
I just ask how they're doing
In their personal lives
Yeah
The questions we don't care about
And I will say
If it's anything like their personal lives
There's some shit on that album
It's gonna be great
It's gonna be amazing
Some turmoil going on over there
Dennis Robbins says
He was smashing L.A. Lakers
owner Jeannie Bus for six months
I don't know if y'all want to hear the audio
behind it
but he said that he met Jeannie Bus and went back to the penthouse.
Inmates running the asylum.
He said they were.
Why didn't he be running a name mom?
I mean, do you know?
That's when I feel like you could run your mouth on, though.
Because I'm with you.
I don't really like the I fuck this person type shit.
If you was fucking the Lakers owner and you're Dennis Robben, I think that's okay.
And you were a Laker at one point to say.
That you were smashing the, well, she wasn't the owner at the time.
Her dad was still actively owning the team.
I believe when Dennis was there.
Yeah.
I think Dr. Bus was still active in the organization then.
She was active as well.
Outside of the organization.
What she was doing what she had to do to kind of, you know, players, personal lives
was making sure it was going to be.
And make sure that new L.A. would welcome them with open arms and fies, maybe.
Who knows?
If my dad owned the Lakers, I'm not fucking the help.
I'm not doing it.
The help?
Dennis Robin is not the help.
If my dad owned the Lakers.
Yeah
The help would be your dad's driver
Not the nigga that's
I mean grabbing 12 to 15
No he's just the biggest helper
Damn Dennis Robin is the help
I'm not
In comparison you know what you mean
In comparison to your dad being the owner of the team
I'm the daughter of the owner of the Lakers
So you look at Dennis like
So like I'm gonna go try to like
Fuck maybe like the owner of the Bulls
Like I'm not gonna like
But then you would be fucking your dad's
Rival
I'd rather the rival
Like not a rival
they all work together.
Yeah.
The motors are all the same team.
They're in the group chat together, I promise you.
And anyways, the woman that invented that line, I can't fuck the help,
ended up fucking the help.
She definitely ended up fucking help.
She fucked the help that murdered her husband.
What movie was this?
Scarface.
Callback.
Scarface, the movie did way more for me.
Way more than the rapper could ever do for you.
She called Tony the help and then fucked him.
He came back in and was like, yo, Frank's dead.
And she was like, all right, bet.
I'm with you now.
That's why I ain't feel bad for her stupid ass at that.
And I'm like, are you for real?
I don't know who I disliked more.
Her or Shorty from Blow.
Definitely Shorty from Blow.
The mother?
No.
The mother from Blow?
The mother from Blow was just a mom.
She was being a mom.
No, she was being the opposite of a mother.
She was like the shittiest mother ever.
I definitely hit her more than all of them.
But I was talking about the wife.
The wife was the worst.
And Blow?
Hell, she got them pulled over and said he has drugs.
Are you kidding me?
She was horrible.
What was her damn name in that movie?
But see, that's that, that goes back to, you're trying a wife, a chick that, look how he met her.
She was with one of his former colleagues, let's just say he was a colleague.
Yes.
Met at a wedding.
Went into the foyer.
What is that what they call it?
I would say bigger, I have a foyer.
That was more like a palace.
Whatever.
The palace.
The grand steps.
Murtha.
That was her name.
Murtha.
They went into the fucking museum.
Mm-hmm.
and made out and had sex
and then he made it
his wife and his kid's mother.
Wow, now that I think about it,
blow is the story of mommy issues.
Okay.
It just connected my head.
That story is the,
that should be taught in therapy sessions
with mommy issues.
His mother was a complete bitch,
betrayed him,
watched his father,
take her back every time,
that whole thing.
And then kept trying to love
this crazy Colombian.
that is getting him arrested,
keeping the kid away,
wants to bring her back in the house.
Yeah, it's just a system.
A constant cycle of women treating him like pure shit
because his mother did.
And the mother was a brunette.
And they just add in some cocaine.
A brunette.
Men tend to do that too.
No, they don't.
Yes, they do.
That's a mommy issue thing.
Yes, it is.
Yeah, you're searching for, like,
your mom and another woman.
By their hair color?
No, for real.
It's a real.
It's a real thing that really happens.
Same thing with women and daddy issues.
Same thing.
All the women I deal with their fathers don't look like me.
Well, not.
By science.
Not look like you, but they're searching.
Oh, acts, yes, I am a piece of shit.
Yeah.
And I do eventually leave them.
Exactly.
See?
It all ties in.
It was a joke.
It was a joke.
It all ties in.
It's all related.
It's a joke.
And shortly from Scarface, the wife,
she didn't ever do anything
wrong but be coked out in a hoe.
Like she kind of did stay out of the way.
She's not a hoe. Why she got to be a ho?
Who?
The sister?
I'm calling you a ho if you're my wife and then some guy that's been trying to fuck you
for years.
That doesn't make you a ho.
Maybe that was the love of her life.
And then I'm murdered and then you go be with him.
Yeah, fuck you ho.
It doesn't make you a ho.
Forever fuck you.
Or maybe she was a phrase she might have been the next one to be murdered.
You murdered my husband because you wanted to be with me.
And Tony was a sucker for.
killing Manolo.
Like, we don't talk about that or no.
That was some suck of shit.
Like, that's like the biggest
sucker shit in like,
classic movie history.
Are we doing a whole bar bingo card too?
Because I had to look away when
Scarface killed him.
No, but just think about that.
It's worrying on every single
JZ bar related to movies.
I know every JZ bar ever.
He didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he wasn't
just like, fucking.
And granted, Tony didn't know that they got
married. Like, he just saw his sister come out of
room and had a robe on. They got married?
Yeah, they got married that day.
Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. I haven't seen Scarfiz in a while.
Well, nah.
You don't think it's some suck of shit to,
after your friend says,
whether you agree with it or not, please do not
fuck my sister. You didn't say in a polite way
because he was a, you know,
psychopath. He knew that. He said,
don't fuck my sister. And you know how crazy
I am. Because he knew Manolo was the ladies, man.
He knew Manolo was, you know, just
fucking women. And so he was, you
was saying it like, yo, like, no, not my sister.
Well, he may have had, he had some mommy issues too,
because at one point it did appear like Scarface wanted to fuck his sister.
And she did it at the end when she got murdered.
She must have went to therapy because her mommy issue trauma came in was like,
Tony, you're trying to fuck me?
Well, that comes from because he didn't want her with no other man.
Which is weird.
It's a sister.
It was just like, yo, I don't, he still looked at her like his kid sister.
Tony is wrong, but I'm saying also his man, I told you not to fuck.
my sister, then I come to your house
and you're my best friend and my sister is ass
naked in your house. But we're married
so I'm not just fucking in.
All right, y'all, y'all didn't fuck for the first time when you got married.
No, but we love each other. Like, we're actually
this is my wife. Like, we're actually together. But I asked
you prior to you falling in love with this woman.
I get it. Not to do that. But you shouldn't
even had a chance to fall in love with her because you shouldn't even
been looking at her too hard because I told you not to.
What did Jay say on anything?
I'm never liking your girl.
We never do it. How pretty she is. I'm never liking your girl.
That falls into sisters too.
Yeah.
I think more so it was the fact that Tony just felt like
Manolo would have, like, treated his sister like another floozy around town.
No, I just think Tony was possessive.
Did they ever call him Manolo in the show?
He named Mani.
Yeah.
His name was Mano, though.
Was it?
Yeah.
It was, but they never really called him that.
I think maybe once.
Oh, Monolo behind him.
He said, Manolo, shoot that piece of shit.
Remember when he killed the cop?
You ain't no, guy.
Manolo.
Shoot that piece of shit.
That's all right.
You want a job?
Yeah.
Thanks, Tony.
Yeah.
He thought he was about to get killed.
Exit and then he did in that movie.
What was his man's name that got killed in the first drug deal going bad
that he was doing for Frank first?
That was his brother.
That they chopped up.
Yeah.
Cost whatever his name was like.
He came in there fine with it.
He's like, here's like 10 grand.
cost my brother's life.
And we got the drugs and we got the money.
But it was all a setup.
They wanted Tony to die in that whole deal too,
but he didn't.
So that's when they knew, okay, this dude is tough.
He made it out of that.
Scarface.
Chee-chee, get the...
Overrated movie, but I get why people say it's a classic.
It's overrated, though.
And Miami still looks exactly the same.
Blow or Scarface?
Blow, not even close.
For me.
You have common sense.
I'm not asking you.
I don't have common sense?
No.
Blow or Scarface?
Blow.
Okay.
I think we're all in a minority in that, though.
Goodfellas are blow Goodfellas?
Goodfellas.
Yeah, so tough.
I think Goodfellas is number one.
Goodfellas.
Goodfellis.
The Godfather or Goodfellas?
Goodfellas.
The Godfather, part one?
Mm-hmm.
Goodfellas.
I don't know, man.
That's tough.
It has more replay value to me.
Goodfellas has amazing fucking replay for you.
The Godfather, there's so many, it's so many jewels in it, though.
Yeah.
But that's why, like, it's not, I don't want to say, like, cheesy in that type of way.
But, like, of course, they're all classic lines and there's so many jewels and all that.
Goodfellers has so many jewels from the start to end of just what not to do.
There's no, like, great one-liner that was like, oh, I never thought of it that way.
You just watched the entire thing and was like, I think I might stay away from drugs.
I like a scene more than Goodfellas, though.
All right, see.
I mean?
No?
too?
No.
Too much flossing.
Too much Sam Rosty.
Yeah, I think I like,
I think I like casino more than Goodfellas.
I think so.
I think I would watch,
like if both were on right now,
I think I would watch Casino
before I watch Goodfellar.
Does Goodfellas have a...
Does Karen ruin everything at some point?
Yeah, Karen flush the Coke down the toilet.
Oh my God, I hate her every time.
I can't even watch it.
Is Ginger not a hoe?
I just want to know.
Ginger's a hoe.
Oh, okay.
Just had to make sure.
Just had to make sure.
Of course she's a hoe.
Nobody.
My definition, she was legally a hoe.
Yeah, that's why I said yes.
Okay, once she retired from her tax return, Hodom,
and she was a married woman, was she a ho?
Taxes.
Yeah, because she was still taking money and giving it to a pimp.
She was just fucking her pimp.
That was her man.
Yeah, but I mean, well, he was.
Sam Rothstein was kind of the side on the low.
He was, absolutely he was.
Yeah.
He was absolutely the side.
He knew that.
That's why he went in there.
He was like, get up, get up now.
Get up.
I fucking kill you.
How are you going to kill her for being with her other digger?
You know she loved her.
You caught her on the phone with the nigga when y'all got married.
She was in the hallway on the phone with him.
That was crazy.
You should have known right there.
Like, why am I even marrying this, bro?
She's a ho.
Casinos, I think, yeah, I think I like casinos better than Goodfellas.
Joe Pesci's death scene, I think is one of the worst deaf scenes.
When he thought he was getting made?
No, no, not in Goodfellas.
They just shot him there.
Oh, in Casino.
And casinos.
buried him and his brother alive.
Granted, those crazy superhero movies and gore movies, yeah, there's terrible deaths.
That one, though, like felt real.
Watching him beat your brother to death?
Yeah, they were really mixed bat sounds and then buried him alive.
Like, that scene was rough.
Yeah.
Why is, Joe Pesci's always dying?
Every movie.
He must do it well.
Joe Pesci, Joe Pesci's best movie to me ever.
Home Alone.
My cousin Vinny.
Yeah, my cousin Vinnie, by far.
Best Joe Pesci movie.
Two Uts?
The two Uts.
I knew Jamaica and Italian.
When he came to court with that fucking tuxedo
like he hopped off the top of a cake,
you know, the judge thought he was trying to like be funny.
He said, he said, what are you wearing?
No, those are some of the best dialogues.
You never seen my cousin Vinny.
Please watch.
That movie is a fucking classic.
That movie is a classic.
My cousin Vinny is hilarious.
Have you seen Godi the HBO one?
Not the one that Travolta did.
That one's fucking awful.
It's Gotti.
It was on HBO.
It was really long time ago.
Who played Gotti?
He's fucking amazing.
He played the Italian mob boss and American gangster.
No his name.
He's Amin, Asante.
I'm not Italian.
I'm Irish.
We have regular names.
Del Toro?
Benicio Del Toro.
Is that his name?
No.
It's Armand Asante or something like that?
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
That's high up there.
Like, you could rate that with every mob movie we just talked about.
Yeah.
That movie is fucking incredible and just was a straight to HBO TV movie.
That shit should have been in theaters.
Yeah.
That movie was really good.
The last movie that Pesci and De Niro did together.
The Irishman?
The Irishman.
The Irishman was good.
It was very long.
But it was really good, though.
It is a long movie, but it keeps your attention.
You have to just like dialogue.
Yeah.
If you're fine watching movies that you literally just have to listen
and there's not going to be much.
That's why Goodfellers is so good
because there's so much ups and downs and all that other shit.
But yeah, I really enjoy The Irishman.
Great movie.
And, well, I don't want to say,
I'm going to kind of reveal where I live, but it's fine.
No, don't, please.
Let's just, no, we don't.
There's just been a lot of FBI action by my crib
in regards to that movie.
No, pay your taxes.
No, it's the fucking Jimmy Hoffa's buried right there
Hoffa
Yo, I cannot
But if they find his body
And that shit was just next door to me
That's gonna be fucking hysterically
Never happening
I mean
Your brother's carrying the name on
He is
Are you Moal Hoffa?
No
You look like your name my aim was Maulhaffa
My name on aim was some bullshit
Mafa
Nah, I think it was like, young CEO or some shit like that.
Didn't we talk about this?
Yeah, because young CEO reminds me that.
Young CEO, some shit like, some bullshit.
You change your IG name to that?
No, those days old.
Are you saying Dame Bit your aim name for his clothing company?
No, CEO was just an acronym that existed before.
And I was like 25, 24 at the time.
It was just a young CEO.
It was stupid, man.
I don't know what the fuck I was doing back then.
I miss those Blackberry, those be-me-messinger days.
It was the time.
What else do we have to cover?
Have you guys this Tinder's been hitting?
Yo, I forgot.
We even created Tenders.
I'm probably lit right now.
I did look at one message.
Roy is lit because I have his account.
And he has mine.
Do we inform people?
Because this is happening on Patreon.
For people that don't know.
Let's verify you're a human.
That's what it says.
as soon as you open Tinder?
It was some wild shit going on on there.
Listen.
We're going to put on our Patreon.
Mall is controlling a Tinder with my profile.
I am controlling a Tinder with his profile and talking with these people.
I put men and women for Mall.
So just to give you a little preview said,
hey, my name's Mall.
I'm new to men.
He said, hi, Maul.
How are you?
Are you new into men?
How are they treating you?
I am gay and into sucking dick.
Yo, look at what you got.
See?
I didn't reply yet.
I left it on ice, let him know I'm not a thirst bucket.
You have to bring it back like, sorry, I was busy running my multi-million dollar company, you feel me?
Like, to get my dick sucked in the meantime, between time.
Maybe, maybe the marriage should run it.
No, please, no. Jesus Christ.
But yeah, that'll be on Patreon soon.
Somebody definitely hit me like, yo, you know, it's a, um, somebody on Tinder pretending to be you?
I ain't even responding to me.
I was like, yo, I don't even want to know what Rory's over there doing.
But that'll be some funny Patreon content.
We do have to do a part two to that so we can get some updates.
But I was going to bat for you.
I mean, yeah, there was some flagrant stuff going on.
But there was some chicks I was, you know, saying like, hey, I know Drake.
What?
Do you guys have anything else for this episode?
They was into it.
They was like, damn, you know Driz?
I'm trying to log into my 10.
In order for me to see who likes me, I have to get gold.
I paid for it.
You pay for 10 to gold?
Yeah.
I got to pay for 10 to gold.
Because you wasn't hitting like that.
I had to get the algorithms going.
No, it says, it says see who likes you.
It's a few, but I can't see their profiles until I get gold.
So I can't see who likes, well, who likes you right now.
I'm sure it's, it's plenty of, it's plenty of men that like me.
Data on your phone to handle that.
Oh, talk your shit.
It's me.
Yeah, I'm going to upgrade.
I'm going to upgrade the 10 to go so I can see who likes you, Rory.
Get you some action out here.
Friendly action.
Of course.
Nothing sexual.
If they want to go to the strip club,
throw up. I'm their guy.
So yeah, we'll be back later on this week.
We'll be out of town doing some things, getting some things done.
And we'll talk to y'all soon. I'm that niggie. He's just ginger. Y'all be safe. Peace.
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