New Rory & MAL - Episode 48 | "I Saw Him Trippin..."
Episode Date: March 11, 2022*sings* It never rains in Southern Californiaaaa... The guys are back out in the wild, Wild west, tanning and scamming. They start off this episode discussing acceptable tattoos (Mal gives you "LOYAL...TY" on the chest vibes, right?), and then revisit the LA Lakers eskimo brothers conversation, this time diving deeper. They recap their recent night out, and bless their videographer with the nickname 'Kondom Karl'. Rory brings up a throwback example of one of our favorite R&B stars dirty macking, and remember (to their dismay) that they forgot to check in with Wack 100 before they touched Los Angeles soil. They give their opinions on Tik-Tok's new streaming platform, and what it means for new artists. They also address why the world hates Kim K (this week, anyway), the false allegations against Chris Brown, the WNBA, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Guys aren't jet-lagged?
The three-hour time difference didn't get you?
Nah.
Chicks go to Chicago and be jet-lagged.
It's an hour difference.
I think I'm like jet lagged for life
Like I'd be tired and didn't go nowhere
Because you're a jet setter
I'm not a jet setter
I'm not a jet setter
I can't figure these microphones out
I feel like I could sing like Frank Sinatra
With this shit
You look like old blue eyes
With that uh
My name
Don't call me blue eyes
I have green eyes
I didn't say
I said you look like old blue eyes
With that mic in front of you like that
Oh thanks
I'm just gonna awkwardly
Because it's moving
No keep all this
This is how we start in the episode.
We have to give context.
This song is Nas Purple
off the lost tapes.
You may have heard it.
He had tapes.
He lost them.
They were with us found them.
He wasn't outside for this.
I was definitely outside.
You might have been 34 when this came up.
No, when this came out, 2000.
Is this 02?
I could be wrong.
Yeah, I was young.
It was definitely young.
But that's not the song we're supposed to start with.
Well, did you have Godson across the belly?
No.
And you just told me you asked me about a tattoo you want to get that.
What belly tattoo should I get?
What should I write?
You should get like, either like Shepard's Pie.
Like with the steam coming out?
Celtic Warrior.
Why can't get Celtic Warrior across my stuff?
If Pa could do Thug Life, Nas could do Godson.
Why can't I do Celtic Warrior?
But you got to do something that's more like you got to get like either like a bowl of oranges, like a fruit bowl.
But my skin is already orange.
You won't.
Not but that's what I'm saying.
So it's going to look like 3D.
Invisible tattoos?
Like, no, you got a 3D.
You got to see a black light?
You go out of 3D bowl of fruit on your stomach?
You ever had a henna tattoo?
No.
Of course you're too cool.
Never.
I never had a henna tattoo.
Of course.
I never.
I've just went down to the shore and got a henna tattoo?
Never.
Never.
I like I wanted.
I got really close to getting a tattoo once.
And then I was just like, nah.
What were you going to get across?
No, it was like I would...
Your last name?
No, I think it was my mom's name or something like that.
You get my brother's sick.
Are you not your brother's keeper?
Yes, I am, but I'm not getting my brother's name tattered on my fucking arm.
Your mother's name.
Yeah, I was looking at my mom's name.
You look like a death before dishonor or like loyalty or prosperity.
Motivation.
Yeah, you look like one of those.
I never thought about the words.
Like, I always, that's why I never got a tattoo.
Because if I think I was like into that, those type of tattoos, just like the words,
I would have gotten a bunch of that.
But I wanted like a piece, like a mural.
But I never just, I never got around to it.
And now I think I'm just way past the, it's like a threshold.
It's a cutoff point for your first tattoo.
Is there?
Absolutely.
I'm trying to get my mom to get a tattoo.
No.
I don't know.
There's not a threshold with that.
It's absolute.
For your first tattoo, there's a cutoff.
No, because tattoos became acceptable before they weren't.
Like me getting a tattoo right now.
You can face tattoo and work at FedEx.
Yeah, but I mean, how old were you when you got the tattoo?
That's what I mean.
I think I'm too old to get my first tattoo.
Like that would be like me getting jumped into a gang right now.
You get like your kid's name now.
That's the cop out I feel for like older people.
Nah, man.
Nah, it's over.
That window's closed.
Now that I think about it, my dad is tattoos and he doesn't have my name on him.
I kind of feel away now.
You just noticed that?
Yeah.
You could get all this bullshit.
We can't get me?
You got his name tattered on you?
No.
There you go.
Like father like son.
I have his father tattoo right here though.
Okay.
And his mother right there.
But not him?
Nah.
That's funny.
He's alive.
That is weird, right?
Get somebody that's alive, tattered on you?
I think so.
A picture of them for sure.
You don't think that's like...
Unless it Drake's back.
Like if your girl was like, yo, you should get me tatted.
Well, that's going to be no regardless.
Unless she dies of cancer.
Yeah.
Then I'll get like the...
symbol with her name and fuck cancer that whole thing who came up with the cancer like that's some
sick shit for people have to come up with logos for like terrible diseases imagine just going to it
to page to art director like listen there's disease killing everyone we need a symbol for it
something that symbolizes the fight yeah i'm not mad at it though i think it's something that
unifies everybody that's had to deal with that but i have to see those meetings like because you know
they come with like 15 different options and there's a whole boardroom and they put them up on the
screen. It's like, this one's not screaming cancer to me. This doesn't say destroy families. Yeah, I want to
see the ones that didn't make it. I want to see the symbols that didn't make it. That's what I want
to see. Make it represent cancer. Make it look like it's eating your body. But I think now is a beautiful
ribbon. Yeah, but now everything is just the ribbon and then different colors. I guess. Because
breast cancer is pink. Um, I think cancer is blue maybe, I think. I have no idea. I think it may be
blue. Suicide prevention is yellow.
Suicide prevention is yellow.
Yeah. They just changed the colors.
Giving them yellow. Yeah. There's nothing
yellow about wanting to kill yourself.
So what's the color? The ribbon's not going to prevent me from doing it.
Should it be black?
No, it should come with some
antidepressants and a therapist.
Leave the antidepressants. Leave your little bow away from me.
Can you give me some fucking help? The antidepressants are using
yellow, though. The pills are usually yellow.
Pay for my health and show.
insurance so I can afford therapy. There you go. See, let's start. There you go. Let's start there.
Pay for some, pay for our insurance so we can get therapy so we don't have to run around posting
ribbons all day. And I feel like we need an update from these doctors with cancer research.
Like when was the last time, because I've donated to cancer, as we all have. We've all went to
CVS and felt like a hero. Do you want to round up for dead people? Sure. Yeah. Takes us 40.
I need like an update on where my money's going. What was the last time you heard from a cancer doctor?
It was like, hey, we had a breakthrough.
Because y'all just been chilling for a long time.
You know where that money's going.
I don't.
Right to the register, CVS.
They give you that long receipt.
You round up, 43 cents, whatever it is, to make it an even number.
For sure.
That stays right in the tally at the end of the night.
My mother has been given to whatever diabetes foundation, like she's paying ties at a church.
Ain't shit changed?
The newest thing is, oh, we'll put a pump inside you instead.
A pump inside you.
How about you get my pancreas to work?
I want you have it so I could like really digest sugar.
Yo, we was talking about, we was talking about the last show about, um,
damn, Damaris, I'm drawing a blank.
We'll talk about a lot of bullshit in our shows.
No, but we were talking about something.
And, oh, we were talking about Dennis Robben and Phil Jackson.
Yes.
They are Eskimo brothers.
And I think that we didn't spend enough time on exactly how crazy that is.
Like, look at her type.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, she's, Jeannie buses all over the place.
I respect it, though.
Do you?
Yeah, like when you can't grasp a girl's types.
Nah, you got to show me.
I don't want to be a type, man.
But I told you, I'd be more offended if a girl I'm dating moves on and gets someone
that looks just like me.
Because then that's weird.
And now, like, you didn't really like me.
You just like the idea of what redheads look a, you know.
Yeah, she like the same hair cut, the same beard.
We all try to get tattoos to look urban.
So, like, then I'm going to think you just like.
like that. You need to go to complete, like date an Asian. That's really good at driving.
Do those exist?
I like it.
Like, just mix it up a little bit. Don't just date me and Fez.
Yo, do you think that, but do you think that Phil Jackson was like talking like dirty
Mac on Dennis Robin though? I think so. Phil looked like he had dirty Mac.
But how do you dirty Mac Dennis Robin? Like, tell me how. Like, oh, we really don't get that
many rebounds. I guess Phil's probably my triangle offense. It's not really him. It's not really him.
You know Phil was in there like, yo, he don't even rebound that well.
If it wasn't for me, he would have let the league in rebounding.
You know Phil was in there dirty macking because he had to know that.
Or do you think Phil found out when we found out?
Which makes it even crazy.
Wait, who went first?
I think she dated, well, from Dennis Robbins' story would have to be he dated her first.
I thought wasn't he dating her for like recently?
Dennis Robin?
No, no.
Phil Jackson.
Yeah.
Aren't they still together?
No, I don't think this again anymore.
Guys, can you back it up and tell the listeners who Jeannie Bus is for reference?
If the listeners do not know who Jeannie Bus is,
Jeannie Bus is the owner, CEO.
She's the head honcho of the LA Lancash.
Her father, Dr. Bus, was the owner of the Lakers for a lot of years.
And I guess still is.
The Bus family still owns the Lakers.
So she's the CEO in charge of the Lakers today.
Isn't there a series out now?
I feel like I watched first episode.
Winning on Showtime?
No, HBO Max.
What season two are we thinking Rodman comes in?
Or do you think they can cover that?
Because they're in her early life.
You know,
but this is,
they're highlighting the Showtime Lakers with Magic Johnson that era.
So Dennis Rodman was years after that error.
But it's just funny that Dennis Robbins and Phil Jackson are fucking Eskimo.
That's just like the most random Eskimo brother duo ever, I think, a symbol.
I mean, I think it's more common than we think.
I think a girl is fucked you and 6'9.
I hope not.
I was trying to think of the closest person to Dennis Robben as I could.
Six-nine was the first one that popped up with my head.
I hope not.
And you're not really fillish, so never mind.
Yeah, I hope I don't have that in common with that young man.
No.
Why?
I shouldn't.
I'm sure you do.
We shouldn't even be talking to the same women.
Why?
Me and Six-nine?
Yeah.
We should not be talking to the same women.
Why?
Because there's stance on ratting?
No.
No, like we just shouldn't even be like looking at the same type of women.
Like, he's obviously looking for a.
different type of woman than I'm looking for you know his type I know his type I know his type I know his type what's
his type you see it you see him on Instagram you see you see the women he's been with you've been with strippers
yeah but that was years ago that's what I'm saying now today they can't double back and catch the
I would hope I would hope that I dated are not still out there in the streets dating six nine you don't
respect longevity no no no no no you can't be because after a while it's like what are you doing
Because this is an expiration date on stripper pussy.
It has to be.
They're fucking money.
I think strippers get five years max.
Don't put running back contracts on them.
I mean, they get ran through like running back.
No, they get ran through like running back.
So you have to kind of like.
It's a contact.
Yes.
It's very weird tail on their knees.
They're back twerking and all of that.
Stippers can't twerk for more than five years at a high effective rate.
You know that.
After five years, the twerk gets a little.
Now you can tell they're up there thinking about things they got to do when they get home.
They're not even into dancing anymore.
Lab dancers are very aggressive.
Like, they don't even want to be there.
They start judging you.
Yeah.
Like, you could tell when the strippers have had enough.
Like, they're ready for no life.
All symptoms of CTE.
Exactly.
I definitely know some strippers with CTE.
Absolutely.
You see it.
You can see as soon as you walk in.
You're like, damn, like, she ready for this life to be over.
And then you're just sitting there with your horny ass, just throwing money.
But not all of them make it out.
Sometimes you got to keep fighting.
Go from team to team.
Yeah, but how long?
Nobody got you out of here yet?
Six-nine doesn't pull out.
I don't know.
I guess.
I don't know.
Yo, we was in the club last night and.
No, y'all was in the club last night.
Well, you walked in.
I was there.
You was there.
Y'all was in there.
I was there.
Once you have a bag that you have to stash and DJ booth, you're in the club.
That means you're there.
No, I was there.
I wasn't in the club.
Like, y'all was in the club.
I know what you mean, but I really wasn't.
I really wasn't.
I was there, too.
Y'all was an active participant of the club.
I was there longer than you.
That's the only difference.
Yeah, but I stayed a little longer.
You was in the club because you looked cool.
You were on a higher step than me.
I was on the couch.
People could see you and you had like the cool blunt
and you was like bobbing your head to the records
and doing the cool smoke shit.
You was in the club.
I was on the lower tier just wondering what I was doing with my life
with water.
But they offered me that patrol.
I was like, give me the Evian.
No, but you had your bottle.
Savian.
Which they put on me
with peer pressure.
I didn't ask for that
because I turned down the tequila.
But they knew you were there.
Once they know you walking
to build, they know what you drink.
And some woman
who wasn't a bottle girl
who was looking at me
like with the familiar face
just kept pointing to the liquor
and I kept saying no
for the entire time I was there.
Like no, I'm like, are you ready now?
Like no.
Who are you?
That's her job.
She has to get you to drink
so that more bottles can be ordered.
Tab can be ran up
and she can get a nice tip and go home.
No, she wasn't a
bottle girls, what I'm saying. Oh, she wasn't. That's what was confusing to me. So she's a
sex trafficker. Oh, you know what she was trying to sex traffic me. Yeah. She wanted to lick
your emotional oranges. You know that. You know, that's what she wanted to do. I thought
she was cute too. But I thought she was with the dude. I was just very confused. And I love when you go
to the section that is supposed to be deemed important. And you know, they already have what I would
call just the decorations. Like, you know, the women that are just there. Yes.
I'm talking about some men are objects too.
Some women are objects as well.
That's a fact.
And they try to give you like the smiley face.
Because half the time these chicks have no idea who any of the guys are.
They just assume because they're in that section, they must have money or must be important to some degree.
Yeah.
So I get the smile that I don't deserve.
Like as if I may be the point guard for the Sacramento Kings.
I get the undeserving.
He's either maybe.
You should talk you were fares, bro.
That could be it.
Yeah, come on, man.
We're in L.A.
You thought you were fed.
Or like maybe his father owns the club.
Yeah.
One of the other.
Sometimes I think I could give off maybe he might be a promoter, manager vibe.
And I may be someone to invest in from the club circuit.
And you walked in with a nice bag.
So you kind of had that vibe like you meant business, like you were walking.
You were there for business.
But I have resting bitch face.
So I didn't meet their smiles with like some warmth.
I think they're used to men going right in there and meeting them with that.
name.
And if you,
what's your name?
What's your IG?
Oh shit.
We follow each other already.
Yeah.
The disappointment in their faces when I immediately turned around and said to Sean, is there
another place I can go?
You don't deal well with women flirting?
No.
Because like if you walk into us.
No, I'm actually when I want to be very good at flirting and receiving flirts.
Maybe I'm being judgmental.
Those types of women I don't want to flirt with.
I'm judging them.
You don't want to flirt with the women that want to flirt with you?
Not the ones that are their literal purpose there was the promoter brought them to flirt with whoever is in the session.
That's-
They call condiments.
That's also why I could never pay for sex because I have to at least believe you like me.
Like I can't get off if you're just fucking me because I paid you.
I feel that same way in a lower degree with flirting.
Both can be true.
You have low self-esteem.
Wait, where did that come from?
Sounds like she's been waiting to get that off.
I have therapy on Tuesdays.
Jesus Christ.
But both can be true.
They can be in there, you know, to flirt with men and things like that, but they can
also like you.
Wait, who has low self-esteem?
We both have low self-esteem.
No, no.
You have low self-esteem for thinking that just because you pay somebody for sex or just
because a girl is in a club free to flirt with you that she doesn't actually like you.
My low self-esteem is not derived in that category.
I really think.
Why you can't just believe that she actually likes you?
I've been on this earth for 31 years.
I've been in these streets since I was 17.
I know the girls that are put in a section
to literally flirt with whoever comes.
Watch, when I turned around,
another guy came right up, got the same smile.
I know what time it is.
I'm aware of self-awareness.
It's not low self-esteem.
Yo, I'll be too high to know this shit.
I didn't see none of that.
I was so high, I'm like, yo, listen, bro,
when you told me that you was leaving,
I had felt like we was only there for 10 minutes.
We was.
No, we did a little longer than that.
Maybe 30.
Yeah. Yeah. It was just, I don't know, I felt like that judgment.
But we need that though. We need nice like that where we just go out and just see what the club is looking like, like what women, like how they flirt these days.
But I felt bad because I felt like that judgmental person that I do hate because I hate that person that's always like, oh, why y'all going to the club all the time?
Like people can live their lives. Clubs are fun. I get why people go often.
Yeah. I hate that person that does that to people. But then I got in that club and started to feel like an old parent.
and just wanted to tell some of these young women that this is not the way and that your 20s can go by really fast.
And by the time you're 30 and you have nothing to show for it and all you have is bottle service.
We have to start a plan of attack now, miss.
Yeah.
The smiles that only get you so far.
I saw a young lady that I follow on Instagram.
And we've been following each other for a few years.
And she was there last night.
Okay.
And I think I was telling a call.
I was like yo damn bro like she's actually she looks better in person she's I mean she's beautiful on
Instagram but did you see no sorry go ahead what I said hello like nice to finally meet you that was it
um but she was super cool and I was telling Carl was like yo it's something about the two step that Q girls have
in the club like the I call it the pretty girl two step I'm a sucker for the pretty girl too much
they look they look happy and fun yeah it's like it's real
subtle it's like yo they know they look good
you know what I mean it's like it's like
it's like a real simple two step to
no matter the BPM whatever record
comes on it's the same two steps
I will judge the pretty girl two steps
to which record it is though
nah I ain't gonna lie she was two still even call was like
oh nah she was bad
like I'm talking about all but all night
the two step didn't change
I wish you would have smiled at me
she probably did but you probably weren't
she probably saw that you didn't receive
my self-esteem was too low
she saw you didn't receive the first smile was so she's like
I'm not going to smile at him.
I would have come across such a fucking bitter old man in this book.
It's fine.
But you had to see,
you had to see Carl though after you left.
I saw Carl when I was there.
He immediately started shooting.
Right?
But that's my guy.
I know how he moves.
I looked at because Carl has stayed in the same spot for most of the night.
And then I looked up and didn't see Carl.
So, you know, I'm like, oh, damn, we're calling.
Let me at least keep eyes on to make sure he good.
Carl was in the mix.
He was teaching dance class.
No, no, no.
You don't even know.
You don't even understand what I'm saying.
He was in the mix.
Carl was making drinks, dancing,
recording.
Was he dancing while making drinks?
Yes.
Did he do a spin with the cocktail?
I said this niggas underpaid.
We might be underpaying this.
Well, I'm telling you, Carl's true passion is dancing.
It's not this.
Oh, no, you don't have to tell me that.
You don't have to tell me that.
Last night, I was like, all right, I understand.
I get it there.
That's when Carl feels the freeze.
Absolutely.
Free is a bird.
It feels like himself.
Free is a bird.
I just get lost in the music.
Ed Carl was at one point.
He was like, I can't really get myself.
shit off in here. I was like, but what you
trying to do, Carl? What type of shit you try to
get up? Yeah, like, this is space
and some opportunity? Yeah, he's like,
I can't really get my shit off. He was
waiting for the circle to open. Yeah, but I'm like,
yo, I'd never understand what do you, like,
yo, I can't get my shit off. Like, what do you?
What is it that you're looking to do in this room? I wanted to get
a back flip off at some point.
Then I left, I was like, you'll call him out.
Call it to me like, bye.
I was like, oh shit, I thought
that that was the, yeah, I thought that was like,
I thought that was like, all out.
You got to tell your story, Carl?
I'll tell your story.
Short lived.
I like that.
See, you know he short lived.
It's a thing of the past, right?
Nasty.
Tell me a city for the night.
This how I know Carl was really sick.
We had put our bags behind the DJ booth,
and one of Carl's bags had camera equipment in it.
So it was, like, kind of concerning.
So I was leaving, and I tapped Carl and I said,
hey, I can take your bag with me,
because I'm going to leave and go right back to the hotel.
Yeah. Expensive shit in there.
He was like, nah, nah, leave that there.
I was like, what you need in that bag?
Oh, you know what was in that bag.
He needed the camera to try.
He got to set up the tripod for his activities
when he came back to the room.
Knock on my room.
I'll give the camera back.
Carl, you recorded it last night?
Nah, but you know how some.
In 4K?
Oh, yeah, some condoms in the camera bag?
In the camera bag.
Hey, Carl, listen.
It's my book, boy.
It's my bag.
Okay, I'm about to say, Carl, look,
the tripod bag is not for your sex,
your sex, dungeon toys, all right?
I'm put your fucking condoms and your lube and shit in the camera bag.
Granted, I haven't worn condoms in a very long time.
But we don't put them in the wallets anymore.
They're not in your pocket.
A wallet.
Hey, you know how sick.
Hey, let's talk about that.
The condom with the condom.
That's the sickest shit we was ever taught as kids.
Condom in the wallet?
You know how crazy that is to go to pay for something and condoms fall out?
Yeah.
It's nasty.
That's insane, bro.
So you don't know when you pulling your dick out?
Like, you always got the rubber on deck?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
No, that's crazy.
Walking around with.
Walking around with condoms on you is crazy.
Well, you're an active condom user.
You don't do that.
No, but if I know that sex is great to happen,
I'm just going to stop and get some condoms.
I feel like that's even we're on the way to the spot.
No, we're on the way to the spot.
We know what we're ready to go do.
So where are you store?
Are there in a CVS bag?
Are there in your pocket?
No, I don't get her gum as well.
I don't walk around with condoms on me.
Like, listen, we're grown now.
See, you used to do that as a young boys because you have to attack when that thing was
hot.
You can't walk away.
You can't walk away from it.
When you a young boy, you got to keep the condoms on you
because you never know when it's going to happen.
She might feel like I'm going to let him have some.
If you ain't got no condoms, you got to go get some.
That's it.
The moment is gone.
That 30-minute window.
As an adult, you know, like that young lady knew what they knew what they was going to do last night.
So if Carl say, y'all, say, y'all going to stop and get some, that wouldn't have been awkward.
Carl, you gave you head with a condom of?
Nah, but I didn't be it.
I just got the head.
Okay.
Oh, you just got the, okay.
So I could have taken the bag.
That's who it all falls down to.
So why did you have him leave the bag with the condoms did?
Just in case.
Why couldn't you take the condoms out of the bag and let me take the $5,000
camera out of the club?
You know why because he wanted that.
Open the camera back letter.
Yeah.
Oh, you see this cannon.
Hey, Carl, let me tell you something.
If I found out the can.
Hey, Carl, if I find out that's part of your game.
You know it is.
If I find out that you go, you see this lens, it's that red right here.
You know, Carl, definitely hits him with a we should shoot.
Oh, 1,000 for shoot
You should let me shoot you
I could get you in the best light
That's what you were getting off car
I can get you in your best light
I've never got that off
Yo, Carl is sick man
Yo we saw Carl
When we saw Carl when we landed
Me and DeMaris went to go eat
We saw a car just walking down the street
You know
In LA
I'm like yo where's Carl going
Like Carl where'd you be doing
Bro what the fuck do you be doing
Condoms
Carl you was going to get condoms?
I was going to kill
Your new name is condom call
from now on B
I'm gonna let you know that now.
If you had condoms in that $5,000 camera bag,
you're sick.
In the lens gap, untwisted.
We're also supposed to put it.
But I really don't believe
you've never gotten to let's shoot off or let's work.
You definitely got that off, man.
I've gotten it off.
I don't even have a camera.
Never worked one of these things a day in my life.
I got an iPhone.
Let's shoot.
Nah, but we had fun last night.
Did Mario, shout out to Sadieke,
probably the best Army party
in L.A. right now.
shout out to Sean.
And then Mario came through and performed a couple of Rory's favorite tunes.
I was going by that point.
And I was laughing.
I want to hear them hater-ass fucking record.
I was talking about it.
I was laughing at Carl because I'm like, first of all, it was dope to see Mary performing
and the girls were like singing every word to the songs.
That was dope.
I was like, Dan, that's fine.
But then I'm really sitting there listening to Let Me Love You.
And we've talked about this before.
How that's like easily the biggest hater record.
Stop three.
Ever.
And I'm like, your call.
Please record him singing this, man.
Because I'm sitting down, I'm sitting down listening.
I'm like, this is some hate of shit he getting off.
And these girls are singing every word of this shit.
But you're not even seeing the layers of dirty mac that's happening.
The record in itself is a dirty mac.
But if it's played at the club, you could still talk to Shorty, sing along, whatever.
He's performing the dirty Mac record to then take your girl away her attention from you as a dirty macker.
That's like three levels of inception of dirty macking.
singing dirty mac while you're dirty mac and live in front of me right every girl i was talking to
is now turn this way to sing along to your dirty mac but the funniest part is of course the bar that all
girls love you're a dime plus 99 it's a shame you don't even know what you work first of all that math
is sick like if you ever try to add 10 cents and 99 cents you're like yo so she's a dollar nine
like where was mario taking us with that like with that bar you're a dime plus 99 he's that inflation he's ahead of a
bro and I'm talking about they were singing that shit top of their lungs I was sitting in there like this is sick he over here hating he he's a hater but it was great to see like shout out to Mario like he he did his thing last night and it was dope to see all the girls in there like still in love with that record but that shit was just funny I had to sit down I said I can't support such hate did you get any lines off no I was sure I was in there working I was high man I was high as fuck I was sitting and that's why I told calls I'm out I had to go lay down what's the top five dirty mac at songs
I'd have to think about that
You got Joe
All the things you man won't do
Joe all the things you man will do
He can't love you
Have you seen the Joe
I want to know video
I never seen the video
I don't remember it
But of course I've seen it
That is the sickest video
On planet
Oh when he was in a phone booth
It starts out
With Shorty just crying
Like on Wilshire
And he's with two of his friends
Walk in and he taps him
He's like yo
Yeah
Points at her
Walks in like
Big ass leather pants
He's like, your man broke up with you, Ma?
Then hands her a two-way, which I think had an Excel spreadsheet on it ironically to give her number.
I want to pull that entire shit up.
Then he facetimes it from the TV from his two-way.
FaceTiming from the TV?
Come, look at this shit.
What do I mean?
Why don't I call back right now?
I'm sick all this stress.
You keep stressing you.
Stress?
Because I expect you to be faithful to me.
That's stress.
Look at the creepy tap.
You bring the drama to yourself.
You know what, keep all that.
All that drama, you just.
keep that to yourself.
I feel you, bro.
What's up, baby?
How you doing?
Yo, what's up, baby?
How you doing?
Fresh off the argument.
I saw him tripping and everything.
I saw him tripping.
Yo, wait a minute.
We got to find out who directed this video.
Yo, I saw him tripping.
You didn't say nothing, fam.
You saw me and my girl having an argument.
I would have a drink or something.
I saw him tripping and everything.
Yeah.
I want to talk about a little one.
Can we talk about him tripping?
Can we talk about it later on?
Yeah.
He's trying to heal her.
He got the number.
That does not work, Damaris.
If you arguing with your man and a dude walk up,
the first thing you're going to do is start snapping at him
because your energy is still turned up from your boyfriend.
So if a man come up to you and be like, yo,
what's up?
I saw your man tripping and all that.
You're not responding like that.
If a dude in these khakis takes my fucking girl.
He can have her.
Stop.
He can have those pants are crazy.
And now you're not.
have to look at I want to know is from a dirty Mac perspective because when the first when it came
out it didn't sound like a dirty Mac so I was trying to get to know her he just want to know her
well he said I want to know who makes you cry so I could be the one who always makes you smile
he's a dirty Mac legend well let me yeah like why are you why are you talking about me fam like
you're trying to hollet my girl don't talk about me like that's to me like that's to me
like I have dirty Mac before y'all on here acting too good I know y'all have dirty Mac before you
know I mean I give it up I don't care about what none of these things is do it I don't
I'm not talking to another girl about, like, her man or, like, dudes that she's dating.
Like, if she brings it up, like, oh, my last relationship, then so be it.
But I'm not actively like, yo, so, you know what happened with you?
I don't, I'm not in a time.
So y'all don't do the reverse psychology, dirty mac.
The old word.
Well, I can see it from his perspective, you know what I mean, like.
That's not dirty macon.
Yeah, dirty macon is when you use some shit that he did and be like, yo, I would never do you like that.
I'm better.
I've reversed.
You lord.
He did what?
Nah
Hey fam you're the same
You'll be doing the same shit I'm doing
I'm actually setting up to do the same thing
Yeah like hey don't do that
Don't kick me in my back
Be like yo what
He did what
Nah
Like fair don't do that
Don't do that
Y'all would never do that to you
You just did that to the last girl
That you just finished dating
Like don't do that
That's dirty mac
And like you're kicking another man
So that you can elevate your chances with a woman
That's dirty Mac
My version of Dirty Mac
Would go up to her and be like
You ready to go through the same thing Ma?
See, that's just a sick
See, you see how the sick
White boys
They can get their shit
Yeah, they can get shit off differently
We can't do that
Ready to go through that same pain
Just with a different face
Oh my God
Nothing like going through white pain
You went through pain
You ever went through pain
With the white man
Oh, listen
I used to always keep it a buck
Because I used to hate that
When women would say foul things
About black men and be like
I'm gonna go date white guys
I'd raise my hand right away
like, hey, we're just as bad, if not worse.
And our ancestry can prove it.
You think that didn't trickle down into dating?
It's in our jeans.
That's a fact.
Oh, man.
But we had a good time last night, man.
It was cool in there.
Shout out to Sean again.
Shout out to Sadieke.
I know you got a nasty, at least one nasty line off in there.
Nah.
Doesn't Mall look like the guy that says the girls,
you sewed down to earth?
He looked like that.
with me.
Maris, go ahead and lie.
Go ahead.
No.
Roy, you look like that type.
Mall look like she.
Just tell her girl she's down to earth.
Absolutely.
We're all on the earth.
Together.
You definitely look like you got that off before.
Never.
I've never told a woman she looks down to earth.
Ball looked like he's a cool one.
Like he sits there next to her a whole time and then when he get up to leave, he'd be like,
you're like, you're coming?
See?
Exactly.
That looked like what you mean.
Exactly.
That's the shit I get off, Rory.
You're, I'm leaving.
You ready?
You know if you ask a girl, random girl, she's ready?
Excuse me?
You may spoke to her all night.
I ain't say nothing all night.
We just stayed in the next to each other, turn around like,
you ready?
And she'd go?
That's when you know it's lit.
That's when you actually need a condo.
For sure, because that work?
Like, oh, my God.
You ready?
I've definitely gotten the tap off, not the stranger.
We're ready to go.
But I've given the tap, like, in the eyes to the door.
That's all it is.
It's eye contact.
Yeah, just let's go.
Demaris, the guy ever pulled out with you?
Didn't say nothing to you the whole night and just looked at you like, yo, you ready?
Yes.
That shit worked, right?
No.
It didn't work?
No.
He didn't score?
No.
Oh, he hit that thing.
You know he hit that thing, man.
Don't do that.
He hit that thing.
What do y'all think about me?
No.
So if you say you're ready, what's your response?
Ready for what?
Ready to go where?
Whatever you want to do?
No.
It depends.
Hey, when women ask the right questions.
In the middle of you being hony, right?
Go where.
I'm not ready.
I didn't even think about where we're going.
I didn't even get to that part.
You're supposed to just walk with me.
Let's go.
I can't see.
I'm freestine right now.
Roy and all said this will work.
Oh, shit.
I didn't even check to see if the guy that I'm sharing a room with is in there.
I didn't even ask my roommate yet.
Yo, y'all are sick, man.
Kick Pee, Joe.
Listen.
I'm going to try to get the down-to-earth line.
Don't do that.
I'm going to do down-to-earth.
It's not going to work.
It's not going to work.
See if you want to go there.
You're going to ruin your chances, bro.
Don't do it.
I don't want chances in life at all?
Not in that club last night.
Well, speaking in the club, music, Mario and all that other shit,
some new music coming out tonight that I'm excited about.
Actually, a lot.
Is it?
Well, technically Lucky Day.
We're recording this on Thursday.
Okay, yes.
Lucky Day came out today.
Yes.
And I don't want to unpack.
I want to really give that album.
Yeah, well, we've got the weekend.
We got the weekend.
And it's perfect because we got a flight back home.
That's the perfect time to listen to music for me on a flight.
I don't know if I can listen to Lucky Day on a flight, though.
I'm not asleep.
No, I would just probably...
What's what you want to do on a flight?
Especially this long-ass floor.
If you board with Wi-Fi and you just listen to Lucky Day,
I'm going to get some sick DMs and texts off.
I'm not playing?
I think Lucky Day might give me some confidence.
Look when he's getting DMs at all.
On a plane.
First of all, having enough...
Roy, let me ask you something because we've flown on a few flights together.
And you are the only person I've ever flown with
that has had consistently good Wi-Fi.
How the fuck do you do that?
You have to tell me how you do that.
I watch YouTube on the plane.
How do you do that?
I cannot get...
You pay for the Wi-Fi.
Bro, I've tried that and the Wi-Fi is still trash.
Sometimes you have to scam things from your man's that works for United and gives you the code.
No, you can just pay $10 and you get it.
It's crazy.
I've done that.
And the Wi-Fi is still terrible.
Like, you know, you can register weapons, too.
They don't all need to be...
Like, there's mad things that you can do.
Yes.
Yes.
I know all of that.
If you do it by design, things work out.
I cannot.
I don't know what it is, bro.
Wi-Fi on the plane, I'm not.
It's not me.
It's not for me.
It's not me.
Some of my best shots have been via DM on airplane Wi-Fi.
It's boredom.
I have all the time in the world, all the thoughts.
I've seen every movie on this shit.
You definitely flirt better when you're like, I find that I flirt better when I'm like fed up.
With what?
Just with anything.
It could be anything like they fucked up something in the house and they're taking all day to come fix it.
Like when I made one of those moves, oh, my flirt game is crazy.
Frustration for it?
I get right to it.
You want to see if a show confide?
into your complaints.
Yeah, like, I want to see if she's going to be like, oh, she's going to, she knows that
energy is like, okay, he mean business.
He's not doing the song and dancing.
Look at how he asserts his, man.
I mean, oh, the Verizon guy's not here yet.
No, you don't say, you don't say why you're fed up.
Oh, I can't.
No.
You never say why you're fed up.
Oh, these gas prices.
You never, you never say.
He fills his tank.
You never.
Hey.
Oh, no.
No, that was crazy.
Oh, Carl, do you know how crazy he fills his take was?
He fills his take.
What are you talking about?
You wouldn't want to say it about you?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
But, yeah, man.
Don't skip over this.
Tell me more about your frustration flirts.
No, I'm just saying when you, like, in a certain mood,
your flirt, your flirt game is definitely, uh,
For me, it's different.
Like, if I'm just in a regular normal, chill, happy mood,
my flirt game is terrible.
I'll start complimenting, like, dumb shit.
Like, her nipples.
I say her ankles.
Oh, no.
I've never really looked at ankles long enough to compliment them.
I don't think in life.
That's where it's not fair.
Women are such hypocrites.
Of course, we can't compliment them on their tities of the ass.
That's rude.
I get that.
But I wish a guy would just compliment me on something different.
And then I go up and be like, yo, I'm really into your knees.
And I look like the biggest weirdo.
Yeah, that's a little weird.
But I'm into knees.
Are you?
Yeah.
Y'all are not in the knees?
No, Rory, I'm not.
I've never looked at a girl.
I was like, oh, my God, those knees.
I have strong.
Really?
So what are you doing?
Do you kiss the knees?
Do you rub them?
No, I don't mean like in a, it's not like a fetish in that type of way.
But like, I like a woman.
Oh, it's like if she's standing there and her knees.
But what are you looking for?
You know when a woman has, like, nice, like, knees.
Like, you're looking for, like, the more defined knees that stick out?
No, no, no, no, like the soft.
That kind of, like, blend into the- The soft kneecaps, yeah.
The soft kneecaps.
Like, they may not even serve any type of purpose type of teeth.
But you know that there?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
And, like, like, knees that have been through something.
Okay.
I want to, there better be a scar on your knee.
If there's not a scar on your knee, I don't even know if I could talk to you.
That's a deal breaker for me.
Yeah, I think everybody that grew up in the 90s has that one same scar on their knee.
Yeah, I can't really try.
I don't know what we were doing in the 90s, but it's like a right of passage.
You have a crazy scar on your knee.
I guarantee you, Demaris right now has a scar somewhere on one knee.
Absolutely.
Yes.
Anybody that was outside in the 90s?
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
But that's interesting though that you like knees.
So you're a knee guy.
I never, I never knew that about you, were we?
Ney guy.
Look at what kind of guy here.
Yeah.
Your knee guy.
I don't say send nudes, send knees.
Let me see what your knee game like.
That sounds, but see, it sounds, it gives creep.
It gives creep.
Because what you want to know what my knees look like?
for because I'm a creep.
Yeah.
I was about to say,
he's not high in that.
He's like,
yo, I want to know what your knees look like.
Let's see if you get,
have good.
It's not like an issue.
Like, I don't,
I don't want to, like,
take their kneecaps and, like,
collect them.
I just like a woman with nice knees.
That's all.
So you have, like, a photo collection
of knees in your camera roll?
I don't, but I probably should do that.
You should start.
Yeah, I'm not mad.
I could start, like,
my own side IG page of just knee appreciation.
There's foot fetish pages.
There's, you know.
I think foot fetish is way
we're weirder than a knee fetish.
Huh?
Really?
I like cute feet, but I...
It's not like...
Well, don't fetish shame.
Everybody has their thing.
No, I'm fetish. It's some shit I've seen.
I'm just like, I fame.
This is a mental health issue at this point.
Like rape?
Well...
Well, no, the breeding thing is weird to me.
Oh, the breeding kink?
Yeah, that's like weird to me.
What's the...
Well, you wear condom, so of course it's weird.
Isn't that what Future has?
No, he actually has the opposite of...
a breeding problem. He needs to be
neutralized and stop breeding.
Neutralized.
There's two stops. Yeah, absolutely.
No, there's a breeding thing where
people would say, oh, come in me,
give me a baby, like, shit like that.
Like, why they're having sex and that turns
them on. I love them. You like that?
You like that? If she says, come in me, like you...
Yeah. I don't listen to her, but...
Not just coming here. It has to be... You don't obey?
I want to have your baby, like, have
my baby, like, that kind of thing. Not just coming
me for fun, but, like...
And it lets me know.
know she's unstable and I'm into that.
So it's a good teller.
Because I like unstable.
Listen, man, whatever you're into, you're into.
But that's just a little give me a baby.
How what's your kink?
Dancing.
Well, how many times in is she like, maybe off the first time I feel weird about it.
But that's not weird to me if you are fucking someone for a while and they say that, even if they don't mean it.
No, a kink means like they need that to get off.
Oh.
You need that to get off.
Oh, I don't need knees to get off.
She could be an amputee.
I could probably still finish.
If she looked at.
All right.
New music.
Hey, Carl, you think I was going to skip over the fact that you said belly dancing is your kink?
Whoa.
I never said that.
I thought, Demarest, is that what you?
My bad, Carl.
No, I was homie in the back stuff that.
You're not even paid attention.
Call, my bad.
I thought you said belly dancing was your kink.
My bad, Carl, Carl, what's your kink?
You have a specific kink.
I don't know what's your kink.
cameras. Carl, you be, Carl, you be
we're going to get into this new music, I promise you.
Right after this question, I promise you. We haven't heard of yet.
We were just going to say, oh, it's coming out?
I just want to know, your Carl, you'd be having sex with your hat on?
No.
Call definitely keep his hat on.
My socks, though.
Oh, you have intimacy issues, that's why.
I have no self-esteem.
I just don't feel like taking my socks off.
Is that a thing?
You can't grip.
Like, how do you grip with, like, the socks?
You don't like skate?
And you never seen Carl's toes?
No, have you?
No.
I don't even think Carl has feet.
Anybody that danced that much, they definitely got fake feet.
Call got wood feet.
Isn't there something like a ballerina toe or some shit?
I don't got that.
Definitely got that shit.
Yo, Carl is the sickest dude in the world, man.
Shorty from Save the Last Dance.
Oh, my God.
Are we going to get into this new music?
No.
Because I want to get it to some of the new music.
at least. I just think it's funny that Carl's denying that he doesn't fuck with his hat on.
Carl, cut it up. You fuck with it right to the... Carl, I've never seen you without dad.
And I'll work with you. No, I don't know.
You have a bald head?
Oh, my God. I swear to... I swear to... I swear to... I swear to...
I swear to... You have a bald head?
Yeah.
I did not know that. Yeah, Carl got the baldie.
It just fit the aesthetic, so, you know, I was worried.
I really...
Call got the baldy. And Maul and I's early years of knowing each other, I assume,
Mall must have the worst hairline be bald or some shit because I've never seen him without a hat.
Then he took his head off and I've said this boy, I was pissed off.
Everybody thought I was bald.
Have the beautiful hair line that you keep hiding.
Could I ask you something?
How did people think I was bald with all his hair on the side?
Niggins thought I had the roof.
Yeah.
A fan.
I thought I was walking around with all of this hair and the roof gone.
You're a man of a certain age.
So you know your hair like their hair starts eating.
I would never be walking around with all this hair on the sides and nothing up top.
That would never happen.
Not nothing up top.
But you know, it starts.
eating up in the front.
Yeah, your corners could have been going out.
Yeah, your corners.
You could have had the little circle.
But even if it gets to that point, I'm going,
my hair as low as,
as low as it could be with just like a light line.
Kobe Bryant.
Yeah.
I wouldn't be having all of this hair with my corners gone.
Like, oh, you know how crazy that looks?
I say my, taper the sides, keep it low.
Looks like I got air line.
But you have a hair line, Roarie.
If I let it grow.
You don't like all that red hair on your head.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
Because I have low self-esteem.
Exactly.
I've never seen somebody shave all of the hair.
hair off because they have low self-esteem issues.
What?
You have a full hair of head of hair.
You have a full head of hair, bro.
It's just too much red.
I think man bun, Rory.
I think he could be.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Not man bun.
But Rory, when we were going through the pandemic, he let his hair grow,
and he had, like, a lot of hair on his head at one point.
I was like, oh, shit.
He looked like a whole different person.
Yeah.
That, it wasn't bad.
But it wasn't enough to pull in a bun at the same time.
Please don't ever do that.
It was close.
It was getting there, though.
Yeah, don't never do that.
I could have shaped sides.
I'm glad you did.
Is your hair like kinky or is it like?
He got, he got, he got hair like a, a lab or retriever.
What was those dogs?
Like a lap, he got like, like.
Lab hair?
What's the, what's clif at the dog?
Wasn't Clifford the dog red?
I feel like Clifford the dog was red, right?
Yes.
Same hair.
Have you, you never pet Clifford?
You don't know.
I've seen pictures of him.
You know his hair was like.
It's the same hair.
Animated.
How the fuck do you see the texture?
Because you could tell when he was.
running like because Rory's here had a nice body to a nice bounce.
You could tell like if he started running, his hair would flow in the wind like a gazelle.
You know what I mean?
Like you can just look at him and tell.
I mean, I can get some weave.
We can see what it looks like.
Okay.
Please don't, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
A lot of man weave is a thing.
Listen, I wasn't aware.
I just found out.
Okay.
Anything is possible now.
A what?
Laced front beards.
There are men walking around with lace front beard?
Yeah.
You didn't know them?
All your favorite rappers.
I hope none of my favorite rappers have a fake beard.
That's gonna run.
Tori Lanes has a fake beard and fake hairline.
No, I know he got surgery, but like, she's on my lace front.
Like, he sat down and let somebody glue that.
Wait, Mayweather shit is fake, his old shit.
No way.
How you got a fake chinstress?
He had a beard when he was in prison and he couldn't get a haircut.
No, you're not doing that to Floyd.
I'm not letting you know.
You don't think it was in commissary?
No, no, no.
I'm not letting y'all do that to Floyd's beard.
Floyd's beard is real.
Don't do that.
Yo, y'all got to know.
Y'all got to pull up everybody that has a fake beard.
have to see this. Fake hair? I know
that's a thing. But getting
a beard glued to your face?
Yeah, that's a thing now. I'm telling you.
I mean, I saw Michael Jackson do it
behind the scenes thriller. I didn't know that men were actually
doing this shit like on a casual Wednesday.
Listen, Mike with a beer looked
sick. I don't believe them kids, but I started to
believe them when I saw Mike with a beer.
You know who I didn't believe? I ain't let you get that off.
Somebody I saw with a beard
and I remember when there was like a whole
thing that they were beefing and like
they were saying that he was going crazy on set
and that he was like
during the whole Martin episodes
remember him and Tisha Campbell
were like really having issues in real life and they couldn't
they couldn't film together they were always in the opposite scenes
Martin had the goatee
remember when he was like letting him
you could something about a man like when you never seen him
with a beard and then he could pop out with a goatie
it's like oh yeah he he put in his hands of women now
yo I can't
like a goatee is like
when somebody with a dude pop out with a goatee
it's like all right
domestic violence he's definitely
gavits of domestic violence somebody needs to
one huh you marian when he popped out
with that shit with the goate i remember
i said martin did it whatever they're accusing
him up on set he did it
that's like the first guilty like
because the goate says like coke binge
like you were up for coke all night or like alcoholism
issues or shit like that like
domestic violence it's like the same
like if somebody walks around here with a wife beat on
and it's like you're saying like you know
with the with the with the tech we can't even call it that
more. Look at where we're going with the society.
We can't even call it a tank type of wife beater.
We shouldn't have called it one in the beginning.
I'm not really with the woke culture, but wife beater, we should maybe pull that one back.
Yeah, but we understood. It was in context. We understood what context.
It was him coming home and beating the ass and taking off his work shirt.
And specifically a specific type of culture of people made those popular.
And they said those type of people were the people who beat their wives.
Oh, see, I didn't know that part.
I assumed it was drunk white guys.
fair because everybody that wears tank tops have never put their hands on a woman so it's kind of
like tank top's got a bad rep yeah you know what I'm saying like that's like we shouldn't
give tank top but the name just was a thing like it didn't mean that you were actually doing it
something should not be a thing all I miss the world and how it used to be make the world great again
that's not it's not the same as maga but we got it we got to find an acronym for that no yeah
no way maybe some edit points we call a wagga
What is the W-4?
I'm trying, man.
I'm trying, man.
New music.
You're talking like this.
We in L.A.
And you didn't even check in with Wack.
I don't even know if I want to step outside of this studio, not checking.
Can we call Wack?
Can we get Wack on the phone?
You the guy just got Wax?
I didn't check in.
Of course.
You got Clubhouse, right?
Just plug in.
They just start a page of like,
Yo, we're Wack at?
He's going to find you.
He for sure.
Yo, you start a room right now.
Clubhouse say,
Yo, we're whack at?
He for sure popping up in that room.
I was getting off that plane at L-A-X.
like coming off
what's that little thing
between the plane
and the actual airport?
I thought that was the runway.
The police?
You said between
the plane and the what?
And the actual airport
the thing that connects to it.
Oh, uh, uh,
it's not important.
I know the name, but yeah.
I was walking up that shit
with my hands up
because I figured the moment I stepped
into LAS
I was gonna have to get down.
Yeah, you know,
you might still have to
though.
I was walking out like this.
Don't think because you didn't have to get down yet
that you won't get out of here
without getting down.
Yeah, you got to get down.
want to get down with everybody.
I don't want to get down.
I don't either.
Let me know what I need to do
to be safe in Los Angeles.
I don't want to get down.
You think if me and you are walking
through L.A. right now
and we bump into Wack and he's squared with you.
You think I'm going to stand in
like help you?
I would hope not.
I would hope not.
I would leave.
No, you wouldn't leave, Rory.
Who me?
I'm out of it.
I'm fucking going.
I don't know what Rory be doing
in his spare.
Wack might have a real issue with Rory.
I'm supposed to stand.
If there's one, I don't know.
First of all, see,
D'Maris,
y'all don't be seeing
the shots of D'Maris be throwing at me.
Y'all ain't,
I hate that.
I hate that girl
that'd be in the background
if I fight,
stop.
No, but you don't see
how D'Maris waved her hand
just now, though.
Like, DeMaris,
I'm gonna fuck you up and tell you.
What?
Recreated.
No, hell, no,
I'm not doing that.
She's, she was trying to treat.
I'm not doing that.
Picture a whack beating the shit out of me
and Marr going, stop.
Yeah, stop now, for real, stop.
You know,
all going to be screaming like,
what was Eminem's little sister
an eight mile when they was beating his ass.
I would stop it.
I would help Rory, but can I, like, record, like, the first 20 seconds of it?
Because we got to get to document it.
Wait, that fight is lasting longer than 20 seconds?
Yeah, absolutely.
How long is he going to beat my ass?
20 seconds in a fight is long as long as shit.
Rory, you're a runner.
So you're going to get some space and move around a little bit before you catch you.
That's the only way I was, I got to create space.
I need to document that.
And then I'll help.
He probably got a chill whack, man.
Like, don't do that, man.
Rory cool.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Rory cool.
It's fake as fuck.
He's a redhead.
He loved the bloods indirectly.
He's a redhead.
You know what I mean?
Or he's just a civilian that's here to help out the community of Los Angeles.
Oh, man.
But did you check in?
No, I did.
I'm a civilian.
You are not a civilian.
You're supposed to check in from what I understand from Clubhouse.
No, I didn't check in with whack, but I probably should have.
So we shouldn't be standing here legally.
So we're out here illegally right now.
Civilians catch straight.
I don't want to be that civilian.
No, I think we'll be.
I think we'll be all right. We're not like doing too much moving around. Like we're keeping it
real low key. I think we're safe for now. But I'll find out for sure and just just to make sure
that you don't have no issues in. That's true because last time we didn't check in with security at our
live show. And it might be have a late check in. Like that's true. Yeah, it's a late checking.
Like whack. I'm proff. I apologize. We were here yesterday. Didn't check in but we're checking in
today. It's a late check in. But I stayed in my hotel. I didn't do nothing. I promise you. I didn't
do anything crazy last night. Ben need to
Butcher, Tanna Talk 4 is out.
He put out the track. Well, it doesn't matter. By the time you're hearing this, the album is out, stream it.
Somebody else is dropping as well. Somebody else has put out the project today.
The Rise and Fall Slaughterhouse is out now.
Shout out to the rising fall of slaughterhouse. Joello T's Crooked Eye.
And Child was on the Lucky Day album.
Is he?
Yes, feature.
And he produced on, I want to say, three or four of the joints.
Yeah, Child was heavy on this, this chop, right?
No.
On this Lucky Day.
Shit.
Yeah, he's on Compassion.
the record. Okay, child, child working.
Yeah, for sure. Always. That's what's up, man.
Listen, man. Them Canadians.
They'll get it done. They're going to work.
That's it. And all the new albums, new music came out?
I'm not sure. I always go on actual Friday and look at all the new albums.
All right, well, whatever new music is out.
Save that for the Tuesday episode.
Stream it. Support your favorite artists, please.
Because people got bills.
Well, support your favorite DSP.
I don't know if you guys heard, but TikTok is becoming a BSP.
They're allowing artists, new artists too, like just regular if I had an album or if Rory
finally released his, you can upload it to TikTok.
Fuck you.
You can upload it to TikTok and you'll still own 100% of it and you'll get 100% royalties
off of it and not have to pay any big fees.
And you can use it to go viral and stuff and promote on TikTok like big artists do.
I mean, we saw this happening though.
But that's only for, I would imagine, independent artists.
Yeah.
If someone owns my music, I can't go to TikTok and be like, no, I own it with you guys.
Yeah, no.
It's like SoundCloud almost.
It's more in line with SoundCloud than it would be with Apple Music and Spotify.
I see the loophole they're trying to do.
See, I don't, see, this is like.
To not regulate the music, the labels can't regulate the music that's on TikTok.
Yeah, they're just going to use that as a way to drive more shit.
They'll make way more money than any artist in that deal, even though it looks like,
hey, we're supporting creators.
Yeah, but see, and I'm not mad at, you know, artists and getting their streaming and
their pay and all of that.
And I think this is, you know, TikTok's way of allowing the creators and the musicians to get paid
off of their songs going viral around the world.
I get that part.
But what does this do now with the streaming numbers?
Because now, like, when you start to say, oh, this artist has streamed more than a billion
records, he started giving out these plays.
for streams and all of this.
What does that do for the pay now, though?
Nothing.
Just whatever the ratio was to begin with.
So even with this TikTok shit, yeah, you are owning 100% of it.
What is the royalty rate on it?
What are you paying out if my song is played?
Cool, I could own it, but if you're not paying out anything, it's pointless to own it.
We're not points to own it, but with TikTok.
Now you're just doing headline shit to make artists want to go over there.
But what are they paying out on royalties?
I don't know.
I'll have to look into that.
You say that you get the 100% of your royalties,
but it depends on what your pain.
Yeah, like, what is the streaming royalties?
It's not like, of course, artists that own their own music make more money on streaming,
but that's because they're not, they don't have to cut it up with everybody.
They're still getting the same payout, which is fucking zero zero zero point one penny.
So it's still fucked up.
Even if you own your music, DSPs are still not paying you what you properly are owed.
That's really it.
Yes, of course, independent artists make more from streaming, but doesn't change a payout at all.
It's still the same shit.
There has to, we got to, I don't, listen, man, I do like what Kanye did with the STEM player.
Yeah.
And his album, his, he can't be, his album can't, is not able to chart because it was only available via STEM player.
And, uh, no Billboard, no Grammys, no awards.
So Kanye was excited and happy about that.
Yeah, he said it's, it's a win for us.
They can't count us anymore.
they can't judge us anymore.
I thought that was great.
My homeboy has a stem player.
It's actually pretty interesting because you can kind of play with the,
I won't say mixing, but like you could take the bass out on this part of the record.
The stem is more or less.
You know what I'm saying?
So I do like, that's kind of an interesting way to get people to interact with the music.
Yeah.
I'm not mad at it.
I think that, you know, they got to find a way to tweak it a little bit just to make sure that.
Because I understand what Kanye is saying about, you know, being free and they can't
count us and all of that.
but how then would you
I still think that it would need to be some type of
relationship between being able to count the
the STEM numbers
Yeah because eventually
You would have to
I'm not sure what their plan is with it
But as of right now you're just buying a STEM player
And you're getting Kanye's album
So I'm sure he's getting direct sales
From the purchase of the actual hardware
Not the music right
But once it develops and I don't know if it'll be through
Bluetooth or whatever the fuck it is
to put other artist's music on there,
then what is stem paying out at that point?
Right, right.
So I'm curious to see where that goes and which artists get on there.
It's interesting.
It is interesting.
Like I said, in seeing how you use it and, you know,
the way you can interact with the music and all of that,
like I like it.
I think it needs to be tweaked a little bit,
but salute to Kanye for going that route
and just opening a new lane for artists.
I think it could be cool too,
because, of course, everything is tech,
everything is hardware, music is just the commercials for it.
If there was a way, you know how you can put in like promo codes for certain shit and they can,
that way a company can see who's driving sales to them.
If there was a way that they get all these catalogs on STEM that I can put in the artist that I'm
really buying the STEM player for where they should get a cut of that $300 for the actual
hardware I'm buying.
Because that's what Kanye is getting right now, but say whoever the fuck, say Rihanna
gets on there and I buy it just because I want to hear Rihanna shit, Rihanna deserves a cut of
that hardware on top of the music streams. So I want to see how they do that entire thing.
It's really interesting, though. It is. It is. I definitely like, I like, I like how it looks
so far. I'm not mad at it. Yeah, I mean, if I, I wish he would stop harassing his wife
so we could like really praise him. But no one will let us. Listen, man, that's a whole other story,
but I'm off that.
Eminem sets a record.
You her muscle?
You her muscle? Get the musseling.
Well, the internet is tearing her up right now because in a viral clip, she was giving
advice to business owners or people who are trying to start a new business.
And her advice was, just work hard.
Like, you need to work hard.
Nobody wants to fucking work anymore.
This, this and that.
You got to bust your ass.
And the internet is kind of like, well, you didn't get your wealth because you worked hard.
It's because your dad died with $30 million network.
Like, you had generational.
wealth. And if you weren't, you wouldn't be as big as you are right now if you didn't have
generational wealth. So the sides are fighting. The girls are fighting. They say that Kim's only
rich because of nepotism, but yet she's telling the average working person to just work really
hard, pull yourself up by your bootstraps type of mentality. It's a little Nancy Reaganish of
just say no. It is. I understand what she means. I understand what she means. I think
the fact that it's her is what people are like, yo, shut up. You didn't have to work hard.
But I understand the message.
Like, people don't want to work.
Like, I know that from, you know, being around in the hood and seeing dudes.
I'm like, yo, none of y'all are doing nothing.
Like, y'all just want to just wing it.
Like, nobody won't go work at Amazon or, I mean, Whole Foods or Trader Joe's or GPS.
It's like, y'all don't want to work, but everybody want to be lit.
Everybody want to, you know, have money.
If you want to become a millionaire working at Whole Foods.
Yeah, but you don't, you got to start somewhere, though.
You got to basically, like I said,
Because it's Kim and who she is, I understand why people upset and had something to say about it because it's kind of like, you were privileged.
Like, shut up.
You don't know what struggle is.
Cool.
Her struggle is not.
She struggles, yes, but not like others or most of the world struggles.
And people can work hard and not receive the same amount of money that Kim has.
Exactly.
They can work way harder than her.
I understand what people are mad at.
But the message in people don't want to work, I understand what she's saying because I see it.
Like, it'd be local stores and stuff that's hiring and dudes be on the block.
They'd rather just sit on the corner and just holl at girls all day and have enough money to buy weed and buy a chicken box from Kansas fried.
Like it's like, you know, y'all don't want to go get a job.
Like nobody want to do nothing.
Like people, a lot of people just don't, they're lazy.
People are lazy.
A lot of people don't want to get up and work and grind because they're like, oh, you know, I don't want to be busting my ass all day, nine to five.
Well, I can understand where people are coming on with that because you can get into that working system and slave and slave and bust your ass.
You get stuck in it too.
Yeah, exactly.
and barely make anything.
So America, we have a lot of low-paid people in this one.
Absolutely.
The other side of that quote is what was the point of it?
You think the lazy people are going to go, damn, Kim, I don't even think of it that way.
Like, who are you really speaking to?
Who are you trying to?
Well, she said specifically business.
I need to get off my ass, Kim.
You're right.
I never even thought about it that way.
You think that's what the lazy person read that ass?
I get it.
Her message was right, but it's just the messenger.
People don't want to hear that from Kim.
they'll like you shut up and just post pretty pictures and get rich do you guys think that you're as big in podcasting because you worked hard you said yeah of course i didn't hear what she said you think you are you are as big in podcasting as you are because you worked hard for sure oh absolutely without a question absolutely we've been doing it what seven day years yeah like consistently every week hell yeah fuck yeah that's a different type of work yeah it's not back breaking stock i don't have callicism
Yeah, like it ain't that.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
But it's like it's, it's work though.
You definitely put that work.
We put them hours in for sure.
So I mean, like I said, you know, even with content creators, it's like, you know,
a lot of the times they get caught up in the same old shit and they don't really like expand or try to like do other things.
And, you know, that's a sense of laziness.
Like not wanting to try different things and grow and change what you're doing a little bit.
because it's like, okay, you can do that, but it's like, people get tired of that sooner or later.
Give them something else.
That's why lazy people ironically kind of tend to go towards the content creation shit now
because they see the final product and it looks very easy.
Like, this looks super easy.
Yeah.
So someone that is lazy doesn't want to work and they see how you can be successful.
Like, oh, I just buy a mic and I talk.
Not knowing the amount of work and sacrifice it takes to do so.
And then they wonder why they're not doing anything because they're,
lazy. Yeah. This shit looks appealing
to lazy people. And I get it. It looks
very fucking simple and easy. It does.
Then they try to do it and wonder why
it's not working. Well, a lot of people have tried. They started it and then they
realized, you know, when they're not getting paid right away for it,
you know, they're like, oh, fuck that. I'm not doing that. You know what I mean? Versus some people
that have been doing it for three, four, five years and now
are starting to see some real money and some income from it.
It's like, that's the difference. Stick with it. Work, grind, hustle.
And eventually it'll pay off. But I don't know any
Eventually you'll be Kim.
There's other ways to be Kim, but I don't know if.
I understand what she's saying.
Just don't be lazy.
Don't be a lazy piece of shit.
She should have just said that.
Don't be a lazy piece of shit.
That would have went over great, I'm sure.
Because that's just saying, don't be lazy.
Don't be a lazy piece of shit.
If you want something, go out there work for, grind.
That's all.
And I get it as Kim.
People just don't want to hear from her right now.
I get their point of view.
She just said it a little bit differently.
She just shouldn't have said.
said it, period.
Don't be lazy.
Kim Kardashian can't say don't be lazy.
It's a fucking weird thing.
Lazy people are not going to look at Kim and go, oh, fuck, I never even realize that.
Kim, thanks.
I'm not going to be lazy anymore.
It's a stupid.
No, I'm not saying that most of the world is lazy.
But that's the thing she's saying to just don't be lazy.
And it's like, that's not it.
You can work and work and work and bust your ass, but you're not going to become a millionaire.
You're not going to become a thousandaire from working hard.
It doesn't work like that.
You have to work smart.
You have to know people.
Absolutely.
Network.
None of that is working hard.
But networking is working hard.
Networking is working smart.
Tamara's hate Kim so much.
I actually love Kim.
I'm like Kim Kardashian fan.
Oh, it doesn't show in this podcast.
I could tell.
Oh, I see it.
It's just beaming off of you.
I love Kim, but I'm always going to call her on when she's wrong.
I don't do a fuck.
But I do love her.
And I think people are really hard on her.
And I think they're being really hard on her now.
But she could have just said that differently.
Eminem set a record for most gold and platinum certified single in RIAA history.
We're not surprised there, are we?
No.
Congrats to M.
Salute to M.
Definitely one of the biggest stars
of our culture.
So, yeah, that doesn't...
Lord Jammar would say otherwise, but...
Well, he would definitely say otherwise,
but shout out to M&M.
And Lord Jem.
Yeah.
And we did say Tandotalk 4, right?
Tandot 4 is out.
Yeah.
Shout out to Benny, man.
I hope that this one is...
Because we recorded this Thursday, obviously.
I'm hoping this one is his best one.
I think that he has a lot of momentum.
him right now. A lot of eyes and ears on them. So I hope this is his best one. Tantotok 3,
obviously. He loved Tantotok 2. Can I tell you a disappointing thing that just literally just
happened real quick? A disappointing thing? Yeah. Sure. I thought it was going well with this
woman I just met. Good, good flow text conversations, you know, some LOLs, back and forth, some JKs,
some he-hees. Yeah, energy was right. It felt that way. Yeah.
we were talking about maybe getting up for some food.
She just text me.
I'm on my way to get my nails done.
And that was just, that was it.
Did you send her the cash app?
She didn't ask me what color I should get.
Because you didn't send the cash at.
Wait, are y'all like, have y'all hung out before?
No.
Oh, so she maybe, y'all, y'all are not there yet.
Y'all are not.
With the LOLs, I've been dishing out.
I think I'm ready for the, what color should I get?
Yeah, but you...
Especially if we're supposed to meet tonight.
She may not know if your color palette is...
Aligns with hers yet.
It's racist.
And you ain't send a cash app.
I'm telling you...
Oh, you got to pay for it.
I've been to send the $120 cash app.
I've plenty of times girls have asked me what color to get that I didn't pay for the nails.
Okay, well, you're on a higher tier now.
That's corny, though.
Yo, you listen.
Yo, DeMaris go right back to the bag.
Like, okay, well, you're rich.
Send the cash app.
Like, you know, DeMaris, sometimes God just...
We spend so much money.
I'm not rich.
I promise you.
We are in the red.
No, definitely in the red.
That's the color palette I know is red.
Red, all red, everything.
Listen, she's probably used to dating people who send her money for her nails.
So I'm not asking you what color actually.
Why are you just to show you this girl's Instagram?
I didn't tell you anything about her.
Why do you think she's used to dating men with money?
Because I would assume that that would be the tier of women that you're dating now.
She'd think you're dating holes.
No, you don't got to be a hoe to be used to men with.
money. You don't got to be a ho. Excuse me. That sounds very hoage to me. You don't got to be a ho to be used to men with money? I think so. I think that's exactly what it is. Used to men with money. That's not true, but it's funny to say. It's a little transactional. Sounds like things of goods are being exchanged is all I'm saying.
And mall wasn't going to sit in a money for a nail. So we're not talking about. I'm going to my low self-esteem. I had just
just was done telling you guys that I didn't want to go towards the women that I know are only liking me because I'm in a sex.
and they know nothing about me.
I'm getting the same smile.
They don't know your, yeah, yeah.
I just said that.
Now all of a sudden,
Demaris is put on my jacket
that I'm flirting with one in the text
and want to take her out.
Yeah, send the money for the nails.
You want to pick the color?
And you will figure out what you will be able to tell her
what color you want.
But I feel like out the gate,
me just sending money right now.
That's weird to me.
Okay, her just ask you what color
she should get your nails.
Her nails.
That's a conversational piece.
Yeah, it's kind of like when you put something on the table,
you just want to talk about it.
Just get the nails done the color I want
so we can talk about how it looks good and complements your skin.
If you're not paying for it, don't worry about what color is in one else.
If I pay for her gas there, that'd be the real flex.
So do it.
No.
Yeah, put on Uber.
Same thing.
What if we have dinner tonight and she has bad breath?
Oh, man, that's heartbreaking.
Bad breath on a pretty girl is...
A buck 70 on some nails.
Bad breath on a pretty woman is heartbreaking.
It happens often, though.
That's, but that's heartbreaking.
It's a very common thing.
It's almost like, why your mouth smell like that?
Sometimes you've got to kiss through it.
Nah, no, no, no, no.
Hold your breath while you kissing.
No, no, no, no.
See, this is weird.
I'm joking.
Cultural differences.
You are a Viking descent.
I have admitted on this podcast that I've fucked through some not so pleasant smells of that area.
Yeah.
I am a maker outer.
I'm a kiss.
That's a big thing for me.
I can't do the bad breath.
I will draw the line right there.
Yeah.
That's not happening.
But if you have a smelly pussy, who cares?
just the breath I can't deal with.
Kissing is very intimate to be.
Look at what's intimate to you.
And how do we gear?
I'm just matching assing what color to get.
I went from,
we went from Eminem to your intimacy,
so I'm here, bro.
I just want to know, like,
well, this is real time.
She just text me that.
Yo, but I want to know,
how did you get to the point where now
you and this lady are talking about nail colors,
but, like, y'all have never hung out.
Like, usually you hang out before you get to,
like let me pick your nail color.
Again, I thought the texting was going well enough.
Which I never hung out.
Because she asked somebody what color to get.
You're not that somebody.
She asked somebody.
Yeah, you're not that somebody.
Somebody was asked.
Also, you want to be that somebody.
You want to be her somebody.
See, sometimes that's all us men want is to be your somebody.
Like, whatever it is.
Just call.
Let me talk to you about your day.
You know, like you're going through something.
Let me give you advice.
You know, pick you up, take you something to eat.
But like, we don't want to be more than just that.
And I think that's where the miscommunication is that.
I could be a nail guy in your phone.
Now if you tell her to get her nails done.
Exactly.
See, if you tell her how to get her nails done,
she's going to assume that you're trying to take this leadership role in her life.
This is how hurt women, like, view, I'm just trying to give you some game.
This is how hurt women view things.
Pick their nail color.
They're like, okay, he's taking a leadership position.
Then it's like, okay, well, if you're going to lead, then leave with...
It always goes to the bills.
Versus the nails, then it's the bills.
As a girl ever asked you what color to get and then...
She gets a different color?
Absolutely.
No, she got the right color for somebody.
She asked a couple people.
Yeah.
She definitely asked me and I was like,
nah, get this color.
And when I saw her,
it wasn't that color.
That's a really pressuring question.
And why do men,
why do we know colors?
Like, I've been doing that so long.
I know the number on the bottle.
Well, you get your nails done.
Yeah, but I know.
Have you ever asked women what color
to get your nails done?
No, but women have definitely sent me
pictures of art to get painted.
Okay.
Like when I was doing that,
And I haven't done that in a while.
But I'm going to get back to that, though.
I got to get back to the art.
I like the clean fingers.
Like the clean, just regular gel top coat.
It was amazing.
Yeah.
Women love that.
Women love that.
Because you know how when they go right to the orifices with clean hands.
Skeet stole its swag.
That's why I can't do it no more.
That's skeet thing now.
You know what I'm saying?
Maris, I had to get out of that game because everybody started trying to play that game.
I'm just like, all right, y'all got it.
You know what I mean?
Or are you going to pay for the girls' nails?
No.
Okay.
Pay for the nail.
I don't know that girl.
Pay for how much your nails?
About a hundred.
Depends on what she getting around,
in between $120 and $1,150.
According to DeMaris,
she only fucks with dudes with money.
So maybe her nails cost $3.00 for all that you fucking know.
I can't believe you just put that on that girl.
I didn't even give you a single thing about her.
It doesn't matter.
You don't need no information.
She's a whole.
That's how it goes.
That's how it goes.
What do you want me to do?
That's how it goes now, fellas.
She seems like a nice girl.
Okay.
Well, let me know how it goes.
We need to,
I want to know more about this young lady
and her aspirations and goals in life.
Should I compliment her nails the first thing at dinner?
Should I bring the nails up?
But you got to diss it though.
You got a disser, that is not flattering on your skin tone at all.
You should have asked me what color to get.
Exactly.
Got a shit on it.
Even if they look great, you got a shit on them.
Well, I'm green, ain't your color.
Yeah, it's not for you.
It's not for you.
It's not for everybody.
She's going to make me a gay bestie.
Definitely.
Definitely, they're gay bestie.
But I mean, do you think?
Do you think?
Do people have sex on first dates?
Yeah.
These days?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
No, I feel like times have changed drastically.
Now you have more sex on the first date than ever.
No, when I was dating, I was totally fine with sex on the first date.
Didn't mean anything good, bad, indifferent.
Now I feel like you either just go link to fuck or you actually go on a date
and maybe we should take this thing seriously.
Because I feel like dating, because people are just linking and fucking and not dating,
that we have the understanding.
just come in the hotel and we're going to fuck whatever now if you go on a date i feel like oh this
is a thing let me tell my mom i went on a date tonight why are women so offended when you ask
him to come see you at a hotel it's an offensive question why are you asking me stupid question
you're a woman you know the answer to car why are women so offended when you ask him to come to the hotel
i don't know either but i feel like it's a perfect way to get to know each other honestly see i can't
no no no no no no no that's bullshit you can get off you can get off call said i think that's a
perfect way.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, when you really think about it.
I can understand you getting off of you saying,
chilling at my house is the perfect day because going to somebody's house is a good way
to get to.
No,
I was,
nah, but you don't want to invite everybody into your personal space, like your house.
What you mean?
The pool.
You got the bar.
Yeah, like, you go order room service.
It's a spa downstairs.
You go get a massage if you want.
I'm not sitting in a room with a stranger.
A hotel?
No, he's saying the hotel bar, restaurant.
Like, you go straight to the room.
You're not not straight to the room.
Just the buffer.
That's all the hotel restaurant is.
But I get, okay, the hotel, the pool.
Oh, now you're coming to that room.
A hotel bar is simply just to make a woman feel like she's not doing something.
Now, you coming upstairs.
Or get knocked the fuck out.
I'm joking.
I thought this is my crew in here, man.
You're talking to chicks like whack.
Yo, you're coming to stay.
We're going to get down.
We're going to get down.
We're going to squabble.
Either you coming upstairs or we get down.
But I laugh more at the women that I judge
I don't judge the chick that is fine
We're going to your hotel
I judge the chick that is offended by it
But it's completely fine with going across the street
And then we go to the hotel
I'm judging the chick that's like you waste
Come on
I'm judging a chick that want to come to the crib too soon
Like don't why you want to see where my home
Like to line you?
Yeah like no
You ain't coming to my home
You want to see if you clean
Come on man
I mean I get it
Dirty, listen, you ain't got to tell.
I know, but it's just like,
if we just started kicking it like that and
you too heavy on a, why you ain't never invite me
to your house,
it's given runaway vibes.
It's given like you a, you're a,
runaway, you're a stray dog?
Why you want to come to my home?
Like, yo, get out of it.
Like, yo, meet me downtown, man.
You ain't coming to my house.
Like, nah.
I'm with you.
Yeah, you're not coming to my house.
Definitely not coming to my house.
Well, let's see how this dinner goes.
and yeah keep us updated please man on the dinner so we can know uh i'm i'm too much in a vulnerable
place to have sex on the first date now especially especially if it goes well me and carl will come
and crash if her breastings yeah we're interrupted that's fair you can't like carl we sit at the table
next to him and start like fighting like we on a date well last time i was with last time i was with
carl and a woman in a hotel room she asked me if i ever had an abortion so i don't know if i really
want the energy that everyone brings.
That was peace vibes.
Carl, you wasn't dancing enough.
See, Carl, you got to know when to spin and moonwalk because that's going to throw off
the energy and they're going to like, yo, why he's just doing random moonwalks in the middle
of the room?
It's like, yo, that's just for Carl.
So now it's my chances on a, you know what I mean?
Well, it's his bitch.
Why is you're talking about his bitch?
Because that's what Carl do.
That's true.
That is a fact.
Carl don't know where his legs are going to take him.
He's going to just follow his legs.
Carl legs is.
He thinks with his legs.
He thinks with his legs for sure.
I'll just be all over the fucking place, man.
And if your bitch gets fucked, it's his legs fault.
I ain't see you dancing, Roy.
Period.
In celebrity news, we don't really like to talk about gossip.
But this is important.
I think that we do need to talk about the Chris Brown accusation.
Okay, yeah.
The girl was accusing Chris Brown of rape after a one-night stand.
And I think Chris put it out on his Instagram, if I'm not mistaken.
some DMs, some text messages,
voice notes and stuff like that,
that directly went against everything she said
as far as dates, times, and stuff like that.
She was sending, you know,
illicit, is it called illicit?
Explicit pictures and videos and things like that.
After, I believe, the date that she says,
she says that Chris Brown raped her or whatever.
So that's like a fucked up.
And we spoke about this,
and it's, you know,
the whole rape thing is I know it's a very sensitive subject and you know I know that this is something
serious that happens and it's unfortunate and you know how I feel about pedophiles, rape and all
that shit.
I think that's anybody that does that needs to be fucking thrown to the lines.
But when a woman lies about a man raping her, that's a very, very fucked up and something
that happens and has happened before.
and I don't know what we do about that
but my first guess would be to
whatever the man was facing as far as prison
and stuff like that
I think that the accuser
should then be facing those same penalties as well
like if you're lying here but yeah
there should be some penalty for lying about
this could this
accusing Chris Brown of rape
could single handedly in his
career ruin his life
and it's and it's crazy because
even if he's
He's not found guilty and not, you know, the evidence, it wasn't nothing.
It's still that stain on him that he even had to go through that.
For sure.
You understand what I'm saying?
So it's like there has to be some penalty for lying about being raped.
There has to be.
And I know, you know, sometimes evidence and things like that makes things kind of, I understand that part.
I'm talking about a situation like this where there's clear evidence.
Like this woman is still communicating with this guy after she said she was raped, still sitting
explicit pictures, videos.
I just want to have sex with you one more time,
things like that.
I didn't see what the text messages were,
but one, I'll play devil's advocate here,
so we can get both sides since Damaris never really wants to be the woman
voice of reason on this podcast.
One could make a point that women have been raped
and continue to talk and deal with their rapist.
That is, that is a thing.
I'm not saying that in this case at all,
just giving the other side.
And one would say if there were laws for consequences for women that outright lied about rape,
it would add it would add on to how much women are already terrified of coming out and saying that because so many cases where men are actually raping women go so unnoticed and don't get taken seriously and don't ever get justice.
So what happens?
A high profile celebrity such as Chris Brown is accused of rape and then has evidence that directly goes.
goes against that and says, I'd never rape this woman.
We had a sexual relationship and that was it.
And then I just stopped talking to her.
I guess she got upset because I didn't want to see her again.
Whatever.
So what happens to that now?
Like, do we just leave that and say, okay, well, get accused of it.
And if it comes to find out that you didn't, then so what, move on with your life?
Yeah.
She should be able to be fined.
Like, heavy.
Fine.
Yeah, heavy fine.
Chris Brown wouldn't be fined if he was found guilty of that.
No.
And he didn't do it.
It's everything Rory just said.
Because now you're entering into the line of, okay, what if I say he raped me and he did, but I can't prove that he did.
Now should I be charged too?
Like it's a fine line that you're walking.
I understand that's what I said with evidence and investigations.
I understand all that has to play out.
But specifically a case like this where I have.
Yeah, she said you were the best I ever had.
Yeah, like I had things like this in my phone.
And, you know, it's like what is to be done about that?
Like, it's life you're just supposed to go on for Chris.
Like, oh, charges were dropped and that's it.
Like, I just don't understand how that, because in that case, it's almost like,
it's a roll of the dice for me, for Roar any man.
Like, if a woman wants to say tomorrow that I raped her, I'm like, what the fuck?
Like, so I'm supposed to go through that whole process.
And then they're like, oh, no, well, we didn't find anything that says that he raped her.
And my life is just supposed to do that's it.
Like, forever, I had to go through that situation.
And then now women are like, oh, didn't you have a little.
situation like it's like I'm that stays with me forever you understand what I'm saying like so it's
like what has to happen like what has to happen to where people are not falsely accusing people of
rape and not lying on people about rape what wasn't there a case I want to say some white girls
said she got raped by a high school football player he ended up going to jail then they
they like like sneak recorder her admitting that she lied about the entire
thing and he got free, thank God.
I think they pressed charges on that girl
and she did time.
I would hope so.
Yeah, I just don't know what the exact law would do.
And she should do time for that.
I completely agree.
The law, if I'm not mistaken,
will be filing a false police report.
Which is...
The same thing, Jesse is...
Which doesn't really carry much weight
to what you're false a flag.
That can't just be a straight across the board charge.
Filing a false police report about a break-in is one thing.
Rape? No.
That's not filed in a false police report.
Yeah, that's not, no way.
We can't put that under the same umbrella.
Like, that cannot be classified as filing a false report.
So she pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges of falsely reporting on an incident
and interfering what police.
She spent a year.
And didn't, and he was supposed to go to college, play college football.
Life over.
He did like, what?
They were both going to Sacred Heart University.
His life is over.
and I think he did like 10 years on that bit
That's fucked up man
He lost all of his 20s
And she's gonna sit down for a year?
No
Listen man
I'll say it once I said it twice
I said it a thousand times
Death to anybody that prays on women and children
I agree
I don't care who feels the type of way about it
You pray on women and children
They should throw you
They should dip you in barbecue sauce
And drop you in the Lions pit
Turn you into a chicken table
That's how I feel about that
Um
Is any happy
gossip? I'm not
happy gossip but
Brittany Griner, WMBA star is
being happy either. No, but I'm just saying that's
more shit to, you know, it's being
detained in Russia. They found her with some
They say. They say they found some
cannabis products. Let's just say that.
Okay, she has some cannabis products on her in Russia.
So she's being detained over there. This is not the time to be
detained in Russia at all. So prayers to her.
But there's a there's a, there's
a chance that that might be why she's being detained.
Yeah, but here's the bigger thing that I'm in bringing this whole thing up.
WNBA players need to be paid better because there's no reason why Brittany Griner,
WMBA star, should have to go overseas in the offseason of WMBA to feel like she needs
to make more money in the offseason because she's not paid.
Not saying, I don't, I'm not, I'm not saying that WNBA players should be paid the same as the NBA players.
but the WNBA players definitely do need to be paid more money.
I'll be the misogynist on this one.
Come on, bring it.
To be the devil's advocate.
I agree with more.
I'm just devil's advocate.
I don't know how they're paid in the ratio of what they bring in.
I think NBA players need to be paid more,
even though that sounds crazy, the average person.
But they're getting such a small, small percentage of what that team is really getting in revenue
with that stadium and that brand and everything.
Everybody watches W&A.
So WMBA, if they're not bringing in revenue,
and I don't know what revenue they bring in,
it's hard to say pay them more when there's no money to pay.
Now, again, I don't know how it works.
They could be getting an extremely small portion.
I'm sure they are.
So I'm sure they need to be paid more.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Do I think that they should be making the supermax like Janus is making $200 or something million?
No.
Listen, I've seen, because I've seen a lot of women when this happened with WMBA players
should be paid the same as NBA.
players. This is so sexist, this and that.
And I'm like, wait, I thought y'all was the women support
women's shit. I've never seen y'all ever at a
WMBA game. If you
want women to make the same as the NBA
players, me and all go to NBA
games and spend money. You go see the New York Liberty,
buy some beer, buy some fucking t-shirts,
buy the ticket price, go and support.
Watch it on TV. Brittany Griner
signed a three-year,
$664,000 contract
with the Phoenix Mercury. Say it one time?
Three years, 664,000.
So that's $221,000 a year she's making.
Add taxes in there, yeah.
That's not the greatest.
Brittany Griner is worth more than $200,000 a year from the Phoenix Mercury.
I think all athletes should be paid more from their teams.
I'm just saying with the WMBA, I've seen so many people put up their numbers against so many other athletes.
And I'm like, well, that league doesn't generate the same amount of income.
I'm not saying Brittany Grinner should make what Yonis is making.
No, I'm not saying that.
Brittany Griner should not be making $200,000 a year
from the Phoenix Mercury.
I agree.
I'm sorry.
I agree.
That's what I'm saying.
I just think women should support women and y'all should be talking about the WMBA on the timeline
the way we talk about the NBA.
Y'all really want to support women.
I like that.
And we should support the WMBA.
It's good basketball.
But we all just are sitting around saying this about the WMBA
and no one goes to the games.
Or the people I'm talking about.
I know they definitely feel stable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I've been to a few WMBAs.
NBA games. It's actually more excited than I thought it would be. Like, because I've seen women
high school games. I've seen women college games. But like going to a WMBA game, like a lot of
these women are really, really good. Yeah, the professional basketball players. Like, no, but like,
there's some professional basketball players that are terrible though. Like, you wouldn't pay to go see
some professional male basketball players. I was surprised at how good these women played, like,
on that level.
Seeing it,
like, you know,
you're watching
TV, you see a game
like, okay,
cool.
But actually seeing it
live was a whole different
like, okay.
They dunking now?
Exactly.
So it was like a whole different thing.
I'm like, okay,
I get it.
I just seen Lexi cross someone out
these sneakers.
Yo, Lexi is not to DM you back.
Listen, man,
pay Lexi more
because I'm trying to retire
and be a WMBA husband
and I need that plan.
Look at your plea.
That's sick,
man.
You're a sick dude.
And look at what Demercze
Lexi not going to DM me back.
What if she already did?
Huh?
Ooh, you ain't tell me so it didn't happen.
It was just friendly conversation.
Yeah, so prayers.
I do want her to come on the pot.
She said she would come on the pod,
and I think this is a great conversation to table
when she comes on the podcast.
Absolutely.
But prayers to Brittany Griner,
because being over there locked up right now,
I'm pretty sure is absolute fucking just terrible part right now.
And there are rumors that Russia is using her as a pawn
because they're pissed at the U.S.
And that's the real reason why she's being entertained.
Oh, I'm sure that has something.
Did Russia shut down Spotify the other day?
Is that what I saw?
Spotify pulled out, if I'm not mistaken.
Spotify and they weren't the only ones that pulled out.
TikTok pulled out.
No, you didn't.
Carl didn't.
He ain't pull out.
Squeezed off till I'm empty.
Don't tempt me.
That's not what that line was about.
It's not what that line was about.
Oh, man.
So what are you guys doing in L.A. tonight?
Rory has a date.
Allegedly.
It's all for content.
Of course.
We outside?
Tonight, I don't know, man.
I don't know what's going on.
We could do something.
Look at Carl, we outside.
Wasn't you just outside last night?
He was inside, too.
Got to double up.
You hitching?
Listen, it's a clinic right down the street.
First of all, we didn't get into,
we didn't get into Demaris yesterday.
Damaris, all right.
When I'm lying about what I'm doing,
when I'm on the road to, like, the crew that I'm with,
when I'm doing some nasty shit,
I say the exact types of things
that DeMera said in that group chat.
Yo, I'm about to take it down.
I'm exhausted.
Just grab some food.
I'll talk to you guys tomorrow.
I only say that when I'm not doing that.
Her text this morning was like real L.A.ish.
What did Tamara said this morning?
I texted y'all last night that I was going to sleep
hoping that y'all would stop writing in the group chat
and that y'all wouldn't bother me.
Instead, they keep texting.
in the group chat and then say, I hope
Damaris's phone is on silent. And it wasn't
even like it was the three of y'all. It was Benner and
Rory talking to each other.
Listen, Damaris, first floor, she texted group chat
at 842, said,
woke me up. Good morning.
I love you guys. Let's have a great day.
Oh, you definitely did some nasty shit last night. Yeah, whenever you
wake up and you just tell the homies you love them.
It's like, I mean, what's that nigga name? You like it.
You wake up spreading love? Oh, you like that dude.
So Bena said, are you at the pool?
She said, nope, showering, just left the gym.
about to get ready and then grab breakfast
Benner said
vibes
man y'all are sick
let's set a pickup
Tom
Rory said you think you're better than us
Damaris said I'm extremely well-rested
I ate vegan yesterday I don't know I think this is the start
of L.A. Maris
Lamaris
Lamarris
Yeah I took Damaris to one of my
favorite little spots man
We're just going to brush past
it. Damaris is not pleasant with us
Pomi took her to the moon last night
When has she been this pleasant with us
When you got back from the moon
Madwell rested from the moon
Yeah he swept off of you look like you got swept off your feet last night
You're glowing
Thank you
It's the L.A. sun
It's no sun on it
It's overcast and cold
You know
De Maris you are fucking crazy man
I swear, God.
Put this at the top of the episode.
Holy shit.
Yeah, man.
So, Mall is outside tonight, Carl.
No, I'm not outside.
I'm not outside.
I'm going to be chosen.
We got to film some more shit.
No, man, I'm not outside.
Do you want me to ask you as a friend?
We could double.
No, no thing.
You could double.
No, thank you.
Yeah, because you're going to get extra funny and funnier than me.
So I don't want to do that on double eight.
They both come.
They both, they're small.
He's green.
I want both of them to like him.
Man.
So, yeah.
He's out dirty Mac when he goes to the bathroom.
Are you one of those guys?
He thinks he's so funny.
You know he's an orphan, right?
Why have Rory go there with it?
You know he's an orphan, right?
He has abandonment issues.
He's trying to fill the void of his mother.
They're going to easily get him some pussy.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, I would do some match.
He uses those jokes on everyone.
You got a lion and say some shit like, now that's my fit he got on.
That's great.
That right there
Selling a girl,
he got my outfit on
You know how crazy that is?
And you know how nasty you look?
Yeah, like a white house shit
outfits like ugh
Anyways
We have to go pod some more
So we can close this
We do have to go pod
So let's do that
LA you've been great
Are we doing the hove interview
Are we not?
Who knows, man?
Is that where we're going?
Man, I know
We ain't doing no fucking hove interview
You got to kind of let
Let the lie just float around a little bit
My bad game
And don't put that in the world because Elliot Wilson, Will Dirty Mac.
He'll hit a hole like, really?
Like, really?
Really?
Elliot was ready.
To do it again, you mean?
Yeah.
Ellie and BDot had that whole spread in front of them and nobody ate.
I didn't eat it to Rock Nation brunch.
I get it.
Y'all was sick, man.
I'd have been up there busting that shit down.
I thought it was great.
It was.
Oh, it was.
hanging fruit.
I'm just going to.
I'm gonna let us swing
It's fine
You guys
Maybe one day
We'll get an interview
With somebody that mall knows
Yeah
I'm trying to think
Is there anything else we need to
No
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Yeah man
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We'll talk to you
I guess next week.
Yeah.
Enjoy the week and be safe.
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Or don't be safe.
Do fuck shit.
Yeah, do whatever the fuck you want to do.
Just subscribe to our shit.
Yeah.
Check him with whack and you'll be all right.
I'm that nigga.
He's just ginger.
You know what it is.
Peace.
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
I don't care what I'm saying.
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