New Rory & MAL - Episode 491 | Pretty Brown Eye

Episode Date: May 8, 2026

Happy Friday! Instagram went through a bot purge, and we take a look at some celebrities that lost the most followers. The crew debates who the better vocalist is; Adele or Celine Dion, rank soundtrack songs, and more. The JP Morgan scandal gets messier, with more lawsuits and allegations, and we get more information on Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini’s affair. M.I.A. gets the boot from Kid Cudi’s tour, and a listener calls in about reenactments at a dinner. Finally, we preview new music from 6lack, Action Bronson, Chris Brown, and more. See you next week! All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-foreverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's another one. We get another one. Get another week. Ryan has dubbed it, Make It Wink Thursdays. Yes, sir. Make it wink Thursdays, ladies. Make it wink. Send them a video.

Send them the Invisible Inc. and make it wink. Yeah. Left the right eye. Huh? The brown one. Okay. You know which eye it is.

Come on now. Make it win. Only if she has brown eyes. That's it. Come on. Pretty brown eyes. Five five with brown eyes. What you thought Men Condition was singing about when they said pretty brown eyes?

Oh my God. What you thought Stokely was in there singing about? What you thought he was in there singing the house down about? It was the pretty brown eyes. I don't think that's what mint condition was. All right, man. Ask Stokely. Asked Stokely whenever you run into him.

Whenever I run into him. Whenever you run into him. Whenever you run into Stokely. We ask him when he was in there jamming about. That's all. Anyways, how are you feeling? I feel great, man. I feel blessed.

Big weekend ahead of us. I'm number seven in the world. You're? Who, bro? Sorry, I just had to piss some people off. That's all. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I won't do it again. I won't do it again. I'm number seven. You will never piss me. In the world. In the world. In the whole world. In the whole world.

In the whole, wow, world. Out of all the accounts on Twitter in India that talk about hip-hop. I'm number seven in the world. And I see a lot of y'all of y'all about losing all on followers Those them fake bots I had. Yeah. I did see that, yeah. Yeah.

So I've seen them store. You know, you lead our way message on Instagram now. Oh, they was hot. Where did all my followers go? Stop lying with them bots that you bought in 2020 during the pandemic. Though we forgot. All of a sudden overnight, you got 200,000 followers. Doesn't that mess with like your, your, well, I know it works with YouTube.

Doesn't it mess with your algorithm? Yeah. You purchased that. Your stuff doesn't really show up, right? I mean, it depends. Yeah. How much you post. You know, they posted, deleted.

it posted again tomorrow's same video messes up your engagement rate but yeah ain't nothing like seeing that one of your friends like somebody you really thought was your homie bought followers that shit hurts your heart it's like damn you are lame but it adds up sometimes the people that buy fake followers is the people that wear fake jewelry fake clothes fake hair

fake eyelashes fake nails okay all right you dragging it a little bit I mean it's right on brand I don't correlate it don't correlate shit and your hair line ain't really that dark for real. Let's really talk about it. Me? Yes. You got me fucked up. Spray paint, Hank?

Me? Or you're some of my general? You. You think I spray paint my headline? The marriage just be talking shit sometimes. We're in a chair with the Beijing, just getting it added. Shit, never in my life. Never. Can't even sweat. Not me. But why would people buy followers now? Like, I understand when social media started, people didn't know. But now, like, if somebody's a million followers in like six

comments, like we can tell. Yeah, but people don't care about that. It's just the optics of it all. But isn't the point of like that to like maybe get brand deals and like utilize your Instagram to make money? Nah, niggas was doing that shit before. I'd be like, well, no, you have four comments and 500,000 followers. I mean, it should be, but some people don't, you know, they don't pay any interest to that.

It's just when you look up their profile and see they have this many followers. Okay. Okay. You know. But I mean, Instagram did do a bot sweep, I think last night or day before. And a lot of people lost a lot of followers. But, you know. That would be an awkward conversation to have my mess.

That, oddly enough, that'd be kind of like a red flag in our friendship. I go through, but I go through that. You bought followers? What do you do with it? I do that a lot of times on my own, though. Like I'll- Buy followers? Well, no, never did that.

But, like, I'll go through, like, my recent follows, and you see all, like, the fake pages, bot pages. I'll just, like, block and delete them shit to myself. My favorite thing is the, uh, well, I don't have their bot pages. Just those weird pages in your friend requests that say that they can sell you all these followers or get your engagement up. You go to their page. They got.

six followers. It's like, well, get, get your shit up. Yeah, that's a bot. I was supposed to pay you to get my shit up, but you can't get your shit up. That's a definition of a bot, exactly. But, hey, if it works, it works.

I did see, are they adding the dislike button to Instagram as well? Was that true? I saw that in the same report. But again, it could have been a bot that said that. I don't think this is going to happen. Or comments. Not specifically for photos,

but if someone write you a comment, you can dislike the comment. Oh, yeah, I'm going to utilize that one. Y'all be in there, calling me a homo. You just gonna put your thumbs down? Yeah, thumbs down. I don't glaze.

I'm gonna say, hey, I don't like this. Yeah, I'm not a glazer. I don't like you calling me that, sir. I'm not a glazer. So I dislike that. I dislike that. Yeah, Instagram is testing a private dislike

or downvote button for comments on reels and feed posts to improve comment quality and reduce hostility. Just because you're adding a, I don't think someone that is calling you the F word is going to be discouraged because there's a dislike button. They're not. I don't think he'll be like, no, no more of this. I'm not going to use that.

I see the light now. This was, I, he disliked that. I saw the light now. Yeah, I can't use that word again. This was a revelation to my life.

I shouldn't be mean in comments anymore because there's a thumbs down button. Yeah. But this feature is currently available with a small group of users does, does not display a public dislike count and aims to influence future comment ranking. Yo, Cristiano Ronaldo lost seven million followers. Damn. The botch was on him.

But that doesn't necessarily mean like he bought them, right? No. No, no, no. Like, that just can happen. As famous and as popular as Ronaldo, like, you just have so many different accounts following you daily. Like, yeah. I'm positive, Ronald, that didn't buy any Ginstryg Instagram followers. I mean, is this all accurate?

I'm going to quote unquote report it, but I don't know if it's true. Kylie lost 15 million followers. Like, that's insane. Yeah. I can see it, though. I can see it. People like that are that famous. and have that many accounts following them.

Yeah. Because to make an account look real, the bot accounts usually follow accounts like that to make themselves look real. Yeah. That's definitely a litmus test for me. That can't be a bot. They follow Kylie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They follow Ronaldo. Oh, yeah, yeah. This guy, no, this guy, this checks out. This guy's legit. How is what they even know, Rinaldo? Make that bigger, Ryan? Hey, yo.

Okay. Again, I don't know. This is accurate. So I truly apologize, if not. But the people that we particularly care about not too many people on here actually Rihanna lost 2 million that's light

Beyonce 4.4 Taylor Swift 4.1 Shakira 1.1 I don't know Does that even affect these people? These people don't care They probably didn't even notice

They're gonna scroll They didn't even notice They don't think Adele on her birthday today was like damn 500K gone I can promise you Adele didn't I didn't even Can she even do her residency in Vegas anymore

No she loses it She loses it It's gone now Yeah come on now Is she still in Vegas? her business? She did like makeup shows, I think was the last little run she did. But I think she's done. I sent my mom and my cousin to that for my cousin's birthday. Did I see the video where she finally met Celine Dion? No. She was at her show. I didn't see that. Yeah, she was walking through the crowd.

She obviously knew what Celine was sitting. But they didn't meet yet. She just heard she was there in the audience. She started crying, didn't she? Did she? Selim was crying too. Oh. And all the, you know, just just me. I just had to think like. Some white soul singers. Who's the better singer though? Celine. Okay, yes. If you printed out a sheet of paper with music theory, Celine Dion does,

but I like Adele's voice 10 times more. Way more texture to it. Way more character to it. Celine is just like, she's AI before AI existed when it comes to a perfect voice. But Adele, nah. Adele's been through some shit. I like that.

I like that in voice texture. Yeah, I'm going Celine Dion, though. That's a better singer. Volume-wise, though. I think all around. Celine Dion's a better singer. I love Adele. I love Adele's voice, but seeing those two,

and then obviously Adele being a huge fan of Celine Dion and just those two women in that moment, I'm just like, that's a lot of singing right there. Yeah. Do you know what I'm thinking? You know how certain music videos or certain movie soundtracks or whatever are attached to a song. Is my heart will grow on with it?

Is it that sad of a song if it's not attached to A by falling off the Titanic and dying? Like if you had never watched the Titanic, but you just heard my heart will go on. Wow. Would it make you cry? That's one of the greatest songs ever. I don't disagree. That's one of the greatest songs ever.

It took one of the greatest voices ever to deliver it. But when you listen to those lyrics, that song is played everywhere. Graduation, funerals, mad weddings, like it's divorce parties. Please don't play that at my wedding. I mean, I mean, it is. It's played everywhere. Even if the Federal Reserve doesn't drive that boat into an iceberg, I still think it's, that song still stands up for what it is.

That end of eye run, you're going to call it. cry with or without an iceberg. Yeah, it's one of the greatest songs ever. Okay. What about Dreaming by Selena? Another one of the greatest songs ever. Love that record. Because I cry every time I hear it, but I'm like, damn,

am I crying? Because she dead. Like, if she was still alive, would I cry? It would still be an amazing song, but would I cry? It is different because she's no longer with us. So the lyrics mean a little they hit different at the end of the movie it gives it a different feeling but um it's yeah it's a great incredible song though um to go back to the whites aerosmith armageddon oof just trying to think of songs that are like attached to a movie like that that was that's one of the sadder songs who does that attach to um again with bruce wills and his his daughter plays bruce's

daughter. The name of the song, though, baby. The Arrismith song from Armageddon. That's what you're talking about? Damn, what's the name of the fucking song? There's another. Don't want to miss it. I don't want to miss this thing.

Come on. Yes. You can't play that and not like at least to have your chin just start kind of tightening up a little bit. That's white soul. Written by my goat, Diane Warren. I didn't even know. That song is beautiful.

Is that a cover or is that an original? No, that's a, because you know a lot of, Because you know a lot of the Rocket Whites like to take. I think it's an original. I give it a different file. I do. When I found out all of Led Zeppelin's catalog wasn't a rock, broke my fucking heart. Oh, Diane Warren wrote it for Celine Dion.

But. Mick Jagger did it justice. Yeah, Celine might have, she might have made that shit too perfect. I think Mick held it down on that one. Oh, yeah. But that's up there with movie. That's a good topic, to mask. Because there are a lot of records that are just attached to a movie.

You said, Mick? Who's Mick? Isn't Mick Jagger the lead singer of Erisw? No. Stephen Tyler. Stephen Tyler, come on, I get my whites confused sometimes. How do you get the whites? You're right. We all look alike.

That's like me confusing Michael Jordan and John Star. That looks like Stephen Tyler to me. Nah. That is not. Stephen Tyler got that big ass lit. And my bad is Stephen Tyler, because he is a legend in his own right. But yes, I meant Stephen Tyler. Yes.

Isn't Mick Jagger, uh, Angelina Jolie's dad? Hmm? No, that's John Void. What the fuck? Are y'all okay today? Are you having a stroke? What the fuck is going on here? Like, what the fuck?

You thought that Angelina Jolie's dad was Mick Jagger? That is fucking crazy. Yo, my bad, I'm sorry. That's funny as fuck. Aerosmith, rowing stones. I know that's like blasphemous to the whites, but yes, sometimes I get them confused. Stephen Tyler, yes.

But, yeah, I'm trying to think what other records are dead? definitely like tied tides when we'll be. I can't hear, uh, shake your tail feather with Murphy Lee without, without bad boys too. That one really. That really brings the back.

Shake your tail feather. Those, those two things are synonymous. They'll be married forever, those two things. Whitney Houston, I will always love you. Yes,

I think bodyguard, but I still think that stands alone. I don't think when that comes on, everyone thinks the bodyguard. Look what Billboard has that at. Number seven. I'm just saying. It's something about them sevens.

Yeah, this is Billboard best songs and movies list because Maul loves a list. Diana Ross, Lana Ritchie, Endless Love, Endless Love. As number one? As number one. I'm not jacking that. Yeah. I'm not jacking that. Bejys, how deep is your love for Saturday Night Fever?

I get it. All right. That's up there. That's one of them ones. It's very cliche and I think probably corny at this point, but you could have made a case, this is number one. I had the tiger for Rocky. Oh my God.

Like that could be rising up. Back on the streets. Like you want to find a staircase the moment that shit comes on. That shit. You can't walk on level playing field. Fam. Find a staircase and walk up that shit. Fam, you hear that.

It's nothing you can't do once you start listening to Eye to Tiger. You can do anything. Literally. There's nothing you can't do after you listen to that song. Do you tie up Boiseman end of the road to Boomerang? Absolutely. Yes. But like I don't.

not the way we're talking about Aerosmith and Armageddon. Like, end of the road, I don't... Yeah, it's not just Boomerang. I tied out as a boomerang, for sure. Boomerang is one of the greatest movie soundtracks ever. You could definitely make a case that Boomerang has...

Bumorang, Nutty Professor, Rush Hour, Mo Money. Like, that was a time where, like, soundtracks were, like, of huge things. And they broke a lot of, like, new artists. Yeah. On soundtracks.

Yeah. But Boomerang was like, Like, I mean. Way into Exhale soundtrack too is really. Way to Exhale, obviously was one of those ones as well. Destiny's Child,

independent woman for Charlie's Angels. Yeah. Important. Yeah. Important. That way, I mean, it's surpassed, I think, the Charlie's Angels thing. But when I was a kid,

that was like, wasn't the whole music video was, was like, put it from the movie, yeah. Yeah. Celine Dion, because you love me up close and personal. I'm going to add again

by Janet Jackson for Poetic Justice. Another great sound of. Oscar nominated. Another great soundtrack. Eminem lose yourself A Mile. Oh yeah. Come on. They go hand in hand.

Yeah, you hear that. Another great soundtrack. Palms are sweaty. Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There's vomit on a sweater already. Mom's spaghetti. He's nervous.

When you heard that? Oh, I thought she was going to keep going. I was okay. You heard that, yeah. When you heard Mom spaghetti? Yeah. And then he actually threw up like before the battle in the movie.

Like, come on. It's tying it in. Come on, man. Color Me Bad. I want to Sex you up. that, come on. And that's like just a legendary scene. That scene where she was, I mean, it changed. She was dancing in front of it. Ooh, that's where the betrayal started. Yeah, absolutely. The movie pivoted while that was playing. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of damage. I mean,

make soundtracks great again, man. We need great soundtrides. They tried a little bit. And we had that conversation. Like Black Panther, I thought it was a good one. That was a good time. Yes, yes. They've tried a few times, I feel like, but sometimes it misses terribly. Baby, did you see Devil Wears Prada too yet? I have not. I want to go see it, but I got to have a cute fit on. Like, I can't go watch it in these sweats. Why not? Because they can make fun of me. Who's going to make fun of you?

All the girls, they're all dressing up for it. Demaris, you can go to... I'm going to walk in. They go and this bum-ass, bitch. I don't laugh at me and throw popcorn at my head. I promise you, nobody's going to do that. Throwing popcorn at your head. I promise you. Look what she's wearing. This bitch got new balances on.

Yeah, like, I promise you you can go see that shit when whatever. I'm going to go see it this weekend, though. I'm going to see him definitely. Yeah, I think I'll take myself. I'm spending the weekend. alone, so I'll take myself this weekend. That might be a cute day. Spending a weekend alone?

Alone in a room. It's me and you. You're literally like a human fucking jukebox. You know that? I got songs, baby, Dee. All up here. I got them all. Okay.

Here and here in the heart. That's where the music lives. That's where it lives, were we? That's going to be mall's TikTok series. Just give him a quarter. He stands out on the street. Just give him a quarter. That's racist first of all.

Pick a song. Give him a quarter and say a word and he got to like connect. You would do great with that. like word connecting game they play yeah umaris our guy terrell has a great platform where he has rn b singers like when they're putting music out he'll do word association we'll just throw a word out and then they'll have to sing a song that's attached to it wait let's play with maur real quick i'm gonna just throw a word out they're trying to put me on the spot like that i'm gonna go i'm gonna just throw a word out and i'm gonna study for this test but go ahead all right okay uh money

money mm-hmm um is what are we doing just rmb or you can do whatever I would prefer R&B, though. Money R&B? Money R&B is stuff. I would be really bad at this. Money R&B is crazy. All right, pussy. Pussy R&B?

Could do plows, Miss Pretty Pussy. Miss Pretty Pussy. That's not really R&B, though. I mean, they're singing on the hook, Miss Pretty Pussy. Okay, love. Love should have brought your black ass home last night. That's where you're my with? We used to my boomerang.

We used to my boomerang. Very true. You know what I'm saying? One of the greatest soundtracks right there. That broke Tony. It wasn't her first song, right? Not her first song, but it might have been one of her bigger ones, yeah. I think that was Tony Braxton's first record.

Love Shita Bunch one was not Tony Braxton's first record. What was the first record? Let me see. That was one of the first ones, definitely. If not the first one, the two. Oh my God. You're right. That was her first soul.

low single. I'd be knowing. You're right. You're right. I'll be knowing. Like, you're not going to tell me that record broke Tony. That's when we,

because the video came out, we was like, who is this fine? She had the short head cut like, Harley and Boomerang. We was like, yo, what the fuck?

The song was everywhere. Remember that music video channel that used to throw the facts at the bottom? Yeah. Yeah, that's small. You just sit there. You just use the facts anytime someone come on. All right.

Check all these niggas, man. Next, next word is pain. Pain. Pain? Mm-hmm. pain pain pain R&B pain

T pain fuck seem to imagine for me on the spot I can't be put on the spot I don't like that I would be You know when Sorrel does this with artists

I'm in awe of how quick some of them are I would be so bad at this Yeah I can't think of no pain And no fucking R&B verse pain Breathe and then we can wrap up Fad breathe One and then the two Two and then

R&B Oh, see, you didn't say that. You didn't say, Harvey. Breathe again. Yep. So, Lee, Baxon, once again. Look, see, baby face, the greatest nigga ever. The greatest writer ever.

Babyface, look, look how many baby face songs we sing it. Babyface everywhere. That old soundtrack is fucking baby face. Yeah, that could be fun if we all, like, try to prep and get focused, but I'd be bad at that. Rap would be much easier. Oh, for sure. There's more words than rap. Yeah.

There's more words than rap. Words. More words. Way easy to do that. But how are you celebrating Make-It-Wing Thursdays going into the weekend? Man, you know, phone dry, but hopefully I get an invisible ink

on making wink Thursdays. You know what I'm saying? I got no birthday news. Zero. You didn't get no birthday news? Not a single one. No way. I don't believe it.

Not even from old work that was like, surprise. No birthday nudes? I don't know the damn one. Damn, life has changed. Isn't it? Remember the good old days? Yeah. I used to get news on a random, too.

Tuesday. Wow. Conquer the day, King. But keep that in mind. And it'd be a nude. Keep that in mind. When they need help with their rent and all of that, keep that in mind. You think that's what I'd be doing? Let them be homeless. Let them be homeless. Before you don't definitely help somebody with some rent before. No, of course I have. Like, like, for like, oh, send me a nude. I'll pay your rent. No, no, no. I'm just saying the one that you helped with her rent should have sent you some news for you. Women I've dated, I've helped. I've never helped with rent with just like a chick. Yeah. So women that you used to date for your birthday, they should have sent you some nudes. Even if they're in a relationship. Even if they're in a relationship. That just rolls over from the rent payments.

It's like a security deposit. It is. That I didn't get back. I didn't get it back. All I did was mount the TV. Like, I can't get my security deposit back. I hung up some pictures. It's crazy.

Send the news, man. Just making week Thursday. But no, everyone's getting older. I realize, and this isn't a, everyone hates men's birthdays. It's just in general when people get older. I just like, even friends, just a little happy birthday text.

People used to, like, post on Instagram and talk about like, hell no. The friendship we had, like now it's just, just like, oh, that's today, right? Still breathing, still living. Yeah.

Another year. That's all I need. Maybe did you make it in wink this Thursday? Unfortunately not. I don't know. I'm sorry. Just got to get you a couple dirty martinis to be making wink Fridays for you.

Healthy martini. Extra olives and all of that? Yeah, you're going crazy. Ooh, you soaked the olives in the vodka. You're such a sleeves for olives. Look at you. You get crazy for extra olives. I really do.

Yeah, I know. I know real type. And I'd be like, extra olives. Olive's like I need it. They'd be like how dirty you want to ring around a tub? Ring around the tub dirty. Ring around a tub. That's dirty. That's nasty. This is how JP Morgan ended up in the situation that they're in. Oh, totally after work, make it wing Thursday function. Maw, I'd never ask you for anything on my birthday. That's not true. But today I'm going to ask something of you on my birthday. Can you please stop overpaying for great wireless? That's what you want for your birthday. That's what I want. You want me to

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Listen to learning to be human on IHard Radio, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. All right. What's the latest with this J.P. Morgan shit, man. Y'all keep trying to update me about this shit. What is this? Pull his face up. I need his face on the screen because once you see his face, everything got makes sense. He first of all, he looks like AI.

Let's start this. I agree with that. I don't even. I don't even. even know if that's a real guy. Let's just, all right, let's have fun with it. Like the AI HR guy, that's what you think like the bot would look like. Yeah, exactly. Like on your LinkedIn, when it's like a fake LinkedIn, it would be that fake. Like customer service. Yeah. This is who you're talking to. Like, no, this is an automated computer for sure. Um,

this has been all over the place because after we talked about it and everyone made the jokes, they were saying it was like complete hoax and wasn't real. Now there have details that they offered him a million dollars to settle. And he said no. And now they're trying to go to court. Epstein's lawyers involved. This has gotten way further than I thought. I don't know what's real and what's fake in this one. Wait, what? Yeah. He was offered one million dollars settlement and then he counted for north to 20 million. Okay. And then he got exposed as the John Doe guy. And yes, they're going to court. So this is going to court. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So this is a real thing. Yeah. But they were saying that a lot of that was he, they were saying that there's no claims that he fabricated it, that he removed the suit.

I need to know, was it him or that girl that called his wife a fishhead agent? That's what's important to me. Your, your fish head, white, Asian fish head wife. That I need to know whether he made that up or whether she said that. That's what I thought you said. No, no, no. He can't make that up. Like, how do you freestyle that?

If he made love, that means that's what he thinks of his wife. Yeah, that was his pen. Yeah, that's definitely. That came from a real place. That's definitely real. Like, that's not, you don't, you can't make that up about your own wife. My Asian fish head wife. Like, come on.

But you know what made me feel like he was lying when we originally talked about it? Everything. Well, yes. But when he was like, he said something like, oh, yeah, your Asian fish head wife doesn't have these cannons. That's white boy, weird old talk. A girl doesn't say cannons. Women do not say these cannons. But if they're roleplaying, like I said, because I originally thought that this was all consensual.

and he was having his little fantasy with her and he was asking her to talk that way that's why I think yeah she probably said cannons. Women say canons in a real way well mean like just talking shit through the text like for sure well like when it's it's time to get busy they're saying canon

no no no no no no but yeah Marr have a hold of these cannons yeah when it's just dirty talk to a text though women say all kind of shit like because they know that's just the zone we're just talking shit right now I could definitely see her texting that but this was text right No, this is in person, in the office.

Oh, in office. Yeah, that's why there's no real evidence like of emails or calls or anything that was recorded. She's smart. She's smart. She used to go in his office and get that often and leave. But what they were saying is that that doesn't make any sense because she's not his superior. So she actually had no influence on his race. So how are you saying that this girl was like sexually assaulting you for like, you know what I'm saying? And like blackmailing you, but she has no effect on your race. She's not even your superior. Has she made a statement yet?

Not that I've seen. Her lawyer said it's not true. Okay. Yeah. And then maybe he needs a mental health treatment and like, yeah. They're going to put him through the ringer to make sure that he's not as psychotic as he seems to be. Or he'll have a boating accident next week in Turks. No, that goes.

I hate those boating accidents, don't you? Just boat damn boats. There should be a perfectly written unaligned letter. Damn boat and accident. he went down, drank too much and went on the water. Another boating accident. Is that how you kill people? That's how you get away with killing people?

Oh, you think they don't? Try getting the fingerprint off a body that came out of the water. Not going to happen. If you're interested in going down that rabbit hole, look at all the creative ways that Clinton's figured it out. It's sort of coming up with a new scenario. Yeah, he's definitely going to have a boating accident in a second, for sure. But no, I mean, J.P. Morgan, but the fact that there's no evidence and J.P. Morgan was like, we'll give you a million dollars, is crazy to me.

Yeah. They probably just don't want to deal with it. I hear that. And I mean, when you're bringing in 80 million dollars of Coke a year on your books. A million dollars for J.P. Morgan? That ain't shit. I don't piss on a million dollars. You don't give a fuck about a million dollars. But then I feel like if you, if that's your where you got your degree and your expertise, you can't take a million dollars settlement from J.P. Morgan and think you're ever going to work. in banking again. No. And a million dollars you can't retire on. No.

So. No. You got to take it all the way. Yeah. Yeah, he's rolling a dice. Stay away from the water.

That's all I can tell you. Take no vacations. No time soon. Mr. What's his name? Stay away from Tower 7. Yeah. You just sit down.

Go sit down and just chill somewhere. Don't need a house. And make sure don't ever get groceries delivered. No. Pick the produce yourself. Yes. Yes.

That's how they kill people too. Damn. Y'all create. If you don't watch enough crime stories, do you? You don't see how they just get rid of people? Yeah, they'll get you out of here. See, I watch Law & Order. They always get caught. No, that's street level shit. We're talking on JP Morgan level.

Like, they'll delete your Social Security number like, you never even existed and walked on this planet. That's that type of shit up there. Like, you don't want to fuck with them. The criminals on Law & Order literally leave breadcrumbs all the way to the police station. From the parking garage to their office. Yeah. You just follow the treasure map. you'll find JPMorgan. They were like, y'all remember DeMaris?

I'm like, who? We never met DeMarry. Y'all don't remember DeMaris. I used to work here? Nah, who the fuck is DeMere? Y'all never seen. They would be like, they never even knew who you was. Damn.

Yes, that's, that's, you know, billion dollar level. Let's get them out of here. And he probably banks at Chase. So, like, how do you fight against your bank with your bank account? Yeah, like, that's why he ain't going through. No. If you need, if you do when, where is that money going? Where's that money going?

It's funny. They're going to take it out of their account to, to put it in your account that they own? Like, no. They had, someone had posted a photo of Aziz and Sydney Sweeney and said, can't wait for this series on Netflix. They're a fucking asshole. Aziz and who?

Sydney Sweeney. Are they dating? No, they would just, one has, one's white with cannons, as described in the paper word. And the Ziz is Indian. Well, we thought he was more Indian than he was when we saw the photo at the time. Got you. I mean, who knows what this would go. J.P. Morgan comes to y'all, right?

Right. 10 million dollars. JP himself. JP himself. $10 million. Not enough. It says, not enough to kill me? To kill me?

To kill me? To kill you? For you to go on, take me on a boat and kill me. 10 million? Nah, I need more than that to kill you. 15? Nah, we got it. We got to at least, I need at least a hundred million to kill you.

Really? Wait, I'm your friend or I'm like a hitman? Like, and you're just, you're just, you're just demarious. This exact scenario, this podcast. Oh, no, man. There'll be no money for that. Do that for the freebie? That's not, no, I didn't.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I thought he was going to free be on them. I'm about to say, damn. No, I'll do it for the love of the game. Did you see if you still got it? Yeah, 100 million or a baby Dee might be out of here. Or I could be like a baby D. Listen, go to fucking Mexico don't ever come back. Nah, they need a, they need a toe.

They're going to need a toe. For a hundred million, you let me take one of your toes. If I'm going to give you half, I'll give you half. I'll give you my left foot for a hundred million. Yeah, I'm giving me $50 million. And your baby, take this 50Ms. I'm going to cut this toe off. Go to Mexico.

You can never come back. Delete everything. All right. I'll do it. Can I take somebody with me? Nah, because here we go. She's fucking up the... Now, she got a home girl coming.

A home girl going on to post pictures in Mexico. Got baby in the background drinking them dirty martini. Like, now I'm dead. Now they're coming to get me. Like, you see what I'm saying? No, you can't take none of your girls with you. No. Fuck no.

They don't know how to shut up. I'll take my favorite ho. he's tired of working anyway You can't see Just go meet somebody in Mexico That don't know nothing about nothing You can't take nobody from You gotta go first

You don't have farther tentacles Of J.P. Morgan They get their coke from Mexico Yeah but baby D could live off the grid I could live off the grid I suppose Get a nice little house Little humble house

You think Roy could live off the grid Oh fuck no Why don't say that Are you gonna be at the first restaurant Complaining about some shit Like now they got pictures of you fucking complaining the internet throwing a fit because your enchilada was cold and i used the chase credit card

yeah yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah they tried to make fun of me because i sent my food back at applebees because it was cold rory he said i was being bougie it was a little extra man we were at applebyes i didn't we're doing a lot right now like it's not carbone it's a fucking it's a case of it's like of course it's gonna be cold in the middle of course it's somebody else ordered it they didn't want it they took it back exactly you ordered a case of day they're like oh no it's right We got it right here. That's come on. You know that's what Applebee's do.

Sitting in the cassidia back is crazy. It was the panace pasta. Rory's an asshole. But it was pasta. It was cold. It was cold. Cream. Like, I don't want to cold cream.

You can't do cold pasta. Well, they just put it back in the microwave that they just took it out. Oh, no, they definitely put it in the micas. Yeah, they definitely microwaved you up real quick. But we had already just been a nuisance for that whole. I didn't want them to start spitting our food. We were already too loud and nauseous.

You wanted to take a picture with Armani. Yo, we don't even want to, Applebee's was an experience. We were Armani White. Shout out to Armani White. We walk in. He has the Applebee's crowd on lock. I just want to make that clear. I wasn't aware how do you have that?

We were walking in with a young Michael Jackson. He has the South Jersey Applebee's crowd on lock. Bro, a nigger walked in. Armani, I'm going to need a picture for you leave. Mind you, we all ordered at the same time. The host that, that walked that greeted Armani when he came in, walked to the back,

brought Armani food out a full 15 minutes before ours. He was like, yeah, bro, I got you. He wasn't our waiter. He would. Oh, it was like Armani's regular order. No. No, no. He was just a fan.

A fan. He was the host, and he was a fan of Armani. So he went in the back and pulled Armani food and brought our Armani food, all the rest of us still in. I don't know how I feel about that. Well, no. When niggas is too fanned out,

like, I don't know. You could have went back then and did something to my shit. I don't. that's just my train of thought. Like I'm just like, I appreciate it, but it's like. But like what are you talking about like obsessed fandom? Like, like the why John Lennon got killed? Like he was such a fan.

He was trying to save him from himself. Like you're saying that. Because a regular fan, I feel like, would treat your food kindly. No, but they might kiss it for you, before they bring it out. Yeah, but if he's too fanned out, it's like, I'm kind of nervous. Like, you think Michael Jackson, like, he went to a restaurant or they ordered his food? and like the person like, nah, you ain't know what Mike was eating at the table. The nigga down there ordered what Mike wanted.

Send me that plate. So when you just put that blade or send me that plate. Like, I'm, niggas ain't know what Mike was eating. No, we're so sick about the hostess too because we were in our funeral clothes. So he was like, hey, I know what service shot coming from. So sorry to hear about your loss. This is talking about the specific person. And then before he could even finish his condolences to me and Demaris,

you all I'm going to need a picture. I like appreciate the condolences, bro. Yo, little young white boy came up to Armani. He got the youth. Young white boy came up to Armani. Like, I'm such a big fan. It was so funny because it's just a Tarmony. You know what I'm saying?

But we forget sometimes that he's like famous. Yeah. No, it's very odd. That was mad odd. I've known before he was famous. So don't do that because mad niggas walked up to you too. Whatever. Either way.

He's used to that. Come on. Armadi is way more famous. That's number seven. You're not doing that. Oh, lucky number seven. Armani was doing cartwheels with Billy Eilish on stage in Korea. Yeah, people know who he is.

Yes. Without a doubt. Yeah, but they was like, yo, Roaring, you Rory, right? Yeah. Oh, you're Roy right? Yeah, but here's the difference between like notoriety with me and everyone was so excited to see Armani because they love his work. They'll just come up to be like, yo, where them all that?

You know, I was a dumb ass take y'all had. Like that's how I get. Notariety. These kids were like, yo, I love like your music inspires my life. No one has ever said that to me. Nobody ever said you inspired them? They just be like,

yo, that's what you think about the locks? I don't do that. No, because we've been on the road and people have said we stopped them from committing suicide. Oh, for sure no meet and greets.

That's different. I'm saying like, it's no greater honor. Like when I stopped at the gas station to get us waters. Like that's my interactions. Well, Armani has the youth saying you're literally guiding my entire existence.

Like, I wouldn't be surprised if that young white kid braided his hair and got the same. Shout out to Armani, man. Good people's right there. Shout out to everybody who we stopped from killing themselves.

That too. Well, according to better help, I don't... Well, not you, yeah. Well, not me. Never mind. 20% off, just my name. Just for a word. But no, it was nice to see

me bringing my bougie friends back to Earth. Because we had a group, Armani and his crew, that they've traveled the entire world, They're used to find things. We already know DeMaris is bougie as fuck. We had another young lady with us that clearly was used to the nice things, the luxury life.

I had to talk them into Applebee's for like 15, 20 minutes. They didn't even want to step foot in there. You got to go carbone. You know that. One of the girls we were with, she was like, oh, you can get an appetizer and two entrees for $25? She was. They haven't seen nothing like that since 2010, right? They don't even know what that is no more.

she tried she tried to order her burger medium racer baby they make it one way they make it one way I saw me whatever you get however they make it is how you get it I saw a meme or real on Instagram a dude was like me asking anybody how they want their burger just to make all the burgers the same he's at the cookout he's on the grill like how you want sure I'm making all these just the same though I don't know with medium well you're getting a burger at a cookout straight up but no it was it was good to get back to the humble roots.

I hated it. I can't. I can't pretend to like Applebee's food. I can't. It's nasty. And that's okay. Applebee's? They used to have,

it was something to Applebee's that wasn't bad that I used to get. It's been so long. I can't remember. I like their wonton tacos are great. And their little appetizers. Those are fire. I feel like they had,

did they have, um, was it like, uh, was it, was it, was it, was it cheese steak egg rolls or something like that?

Philly cheese steak, I rose probably. Did they have those? I feel like that might have been something I had that wasn't bad. Delpherson was the top ten of those. But yeah, I'm sure they probably had those at some point. Yeah. But not.

It was something that Applebee said that it wasn't matter. It was that or go to Wawa. And I know we'll get a bunch of flack from all our South Jersey listeners. Wawa is so fucking overrated. That wasn't the only options I had. Applebee's a Wawa? Demaris, am I gasping for content right now? That was within a 10 minute radius.

No, he's not gassing for content. Oh, you want to. just go something that was right there. Yeah, like across from the repass. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, got it. No, because at that point, like, it was one of those. Repassing had no fool? Yeah, they did, but we just wanted to kick it afterwards.

We just got like appetizers. She was the only one that ordered a full penny meal. Okay, got it. But, no, we wanted to stay close instead of, like, if we would have went somewhere else, I would have just hit that turnpike and would have went home. Gotcha. You know, this is an endorsement for Applebee's.

Shout out to Applebee's, man. Shout out the Applebee's. Good place, man. I like Applebees. Shout out to Diana Rossini. No, shout out to Diana Rossini for a room. We back on this? Mike Vrable and Diana. Dirty Diana? No, dirty Diana is dirtier than we thought. Dirty Diana.

And it's dirty Mike and the boys for sure. Well, we understand Mike being dirty, but dirty Diana. Why, because of CTE? I mean, yeah, come on. Well, no. Mike ain't thinking straight. More came out. I guess everyone's just been sitting on files and videos.

for forever and they finally are just now reaching the timeline. They had video and paperwork of them renting a boat while she was pregnant with the child she ended up naming Mike. We thought it was kind of nasty, but this is like this is different. This has entered a whole new level.

This is real. Like you holding her belly on a boat and then the kid's name is Mike. Wait, he was holding her belly? I just assume. Oh, hurry man. You can't get up. if you want a boat and she's showing, you're not going to touch her belly.

How's Mikey doing? Yeah, probably. You're not, come on. Yeah. Oh, I understand that she has a brother named Michael. We talked about that

the last time we got it. Yeah, but I've never taken a boat ride. But Mike wasn't on that boat. I've never taken a boat ride with just me and my sister. Nah, never done that. Oh, naming a kid.

Yeah. It might be after the brother. No, no, it's definitely Mike Vrable. That's a great, that's a great alibi for her story. They wild, boy. They wild. I haven't seen photos of the kids and I don't want to because that's nasty and that's

private. So I hope we never see photos of the kids, even if they are out there. Do we think that that might be his kid then? If you want a boat, she's showing and the kid's name is Mike. Before I thought it was just, it was just, it was a great area layover of a affair gone wrong. But nah. She's showing?

I've been told you all that girl is wrong. I told y'all that. Dirty Diana. She's wrong, bro. That baby name should have been Steve. But do you think, I mean, all right, do you think that was the boat ride where they had to figure everything like, you know, what are we going to do if this ends up being my kid? Then he don't give a fuck if a six kid or not. He's going to take care of it.

He loved that baby. Who? Her husband or Mike? Mike. I don't know if Mike loved that kid if it is. Definitely doesn't. My guess is that they came up with a lot of. plan at the situation they were in. Let's name the kid Mike. If it ends up being my

husbands, it's named after my brother. If it ends up being yours, it's Mike Jr. Can't go wrong either way with the name. My thing is how, and I'm not blaming men, how is your wife pregnant and able to keep up an affair? And you don't know. That's crazy. But we don't know if this boat conversation was this was the end. This was the combo. Like this is our last. Like, we got to stop. Yeah, this is getting, I'm too much from having a baby. Maybe she pulled up her sex app, whatever that app is, where women can put in when the times they had sex unprotected.

And maybe they went through the timeline and came with the conclusion that this isn't, this isn't Mikey Variable Jr. This is Mikey, my brothers. Mikey, my brothers. This is Mikey, my brother. Because I could see, I mean, it's a sick thing to do to do a boat ride for that conversation. Like maybe you just meet the Applebee's and call it a day. But yeah, maybe that was just where they had their last combo. Bro, they was on a date and living their life.

No, that CTE is real if you're doing that. Signing their real names on the boating license is crazy. They never thought this was going to come out. Both records showed that they were the only passengers on the boat. This took place two months before the birth of her son, Michael. Wow. He thought that was his kid. Oh, they weren't.

Oh, they weren't the only ones on the boat. That's even worse. Well, why does it matter if they were the only ones on the boat or not? Because they work together. That ain't work. But there was other staff on the boat. They don't work together. She's a reporter.

Why do you keep saying that? He's the head coach of the team. If anything, they're enemies. That's like forbidden love. outside of the affair. You can't be fucking the reporter. Wow. That's Paola.

So at this point, does the husband ask for a DNA test? The husband's going to say you want to go on a boat ride and only one person's coming back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a fact. I'm telling you that husband is not. A lot of men don't want to know that information.

Don't want to know what? They don't want to know if that baby is theirs. But why, though? Why do you think men? Because sometimes when you've raised a child for seven, eight years, you don't want to know that it's not yours. Shit.

Ain't no way in hell. Seven, eight years and I, and I feel like it might not be mine, I need to know for sure. What's Dirty Diana's name? Danna what? Sini husband. But we've had this combo and Rory said that he wouldn't want to know. He's lying. And when did I say that?

I said for Mara turn 15 and there was a chance she wouldn't be yours. There's no chance of Marr's not his daughter. Have you seen Amara? Have you seen her? I just want to know, have you seen Amara? There's no chance. Orki has a very specific type. Yeah, there's no chance that's not Rory's daughter.

There's no chance. All right. I'm looking at her husband. It would be tough because I was going to say there's no way. Mike Vrable is a Hall of Fame outside linebacker. There's not just a lot of those guys' physique's just walking around. Her husband doesn't look like Paul's a small dude. And they kind of look alike.

So that might be a tough thing. I was thinking it would be obvious to know. know if little Michael was mine or not because Mike Vrable is a fucking house. They have the same. They have the same. Okay, they look like they go to the same barber. No, they look a lot of like. They look like they go to the same barber for sure. The husband seems to be more clean cut, clean shaving.

Mike lets the stubble grow out a little bit. All right, but where does that land us with Little Michael? Yeah, I don't know, man. This is tough. I'm just saying, just alone from the boat ride alone, being too much from giving birth. That right there is enough for me to be like, all right, man. Like something, something's not right.

This is, and again, I don't, you know, we're just talking because this is a headline, but if I'm the husband, if I'm dying his husband, I need a DNA test. I need one. This is just no. You desert your son. You leave your son? If it's not mine? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm out of there. I'm out of there. You don't think they've done a DNA test already? Probably. 100%. You think they don't, do you think they don't? But white people, I'm telling you, white people be like, oh, no, he's mine, that's mine, he's mine.

No matter what the test saying, he's mine. P's wouldn't do that. Yes, he don't get, they don't get much white to be. What you mean? She had the kid already. No, I'm saying, but P's wouldn't have her keep it. Oh, I see what you're saying. Okay.

Mike Vrable had a game against the Panthers. He's not focused on that. I'm talking about the husband. They got a DNA test. There's no question that didn't have. I think by now they probably got one. From 2021? Yeah, they got one by now.

Damn, yo. And I think the answer is that it's not Mike's. So we actually, I mean, why is no one asking how Mike Rable feels? That boat ride could have been their baby moon. Like, you didn't know that he could have thought that could have been his kid. That's sick. Why is no one checking on Mike? That's sick if he thought that was his kid.

All I'm saying is, two months away from her giving birth, y'all on a boat together. Yes, I think he thought. there was a high chance that that was his fucking kid. High chance. Oh, he just didn't give a fuck. Niggas just don't be caring. But I know if you desert me as my dad because, like, you find out that Mike Vrable is my real dad.

I'll be like, fuck you, nigga, my dad, Mike Vrable anyway, you bitch. Like, why would you desert me? I just think that that's fucked up. Yeah, because the mom was doing some wild shit. Yeah, but why I got to suffer as a kid? Why is my life now flipping? You're not going to suffer.

You get season tickets. You get to go to the last year. like spring training and shit like that like oh that'll make it all better yeah come man you know hard knocks you get this behind the scene of hard knocks well you know how many out of wedlock children that have athletes fathers that never even got a t-shirt let alone a fucking ticket to a game you know how many kids are watching on TV like I think that's my dad that's fucked up man oh well no that don't mean shit Well, prayers to everyone involved.

Prayers, even though we're not going to pray for y'all. Prayers that we're not going to send to all involved. I mean, with these types of situations, do you think there's ever going to be... I mean, maybe I guess come August when Mike Vrable, like, has to talk? There's no way this shit just, like, passes. He's not going to talk about this. He was just in the Super Bowl. Yeah, but they'll ask him, but he's not talking about this.

He'll leave the podium if they start asking about this. He'd get in up and leaving. There's no way he's talking about this. Okay. Does she keep working? No, hell no. Well, she left the Atlantic, so she left the... She'll never see the inside of Gillette Stadium again in her life, unless she bought a ticket.

And even then, like, you know, they do face scanning. I was about to say craft, no. The whole crowd in that out, the security come right to your seat. Like, can you come with us for a second? They walk you right to the exit, like, you gotta leave. That's crazy. That's not fair. It takes two to tango.

Yeah, it does, but Mike is more valuable to the organization than Dirty Diana. Just saying. Just saying. Mike at least got us, got us to the shit. We didn't win, but got us to this. You just reported on it. Yeah. We can do without you.

Yeah. We can finally. Who do you think motivated that nigga to go in there and coach for real? She may have done that. See, you don't never want to give the woman credit for real. Why do you think he bounced in there like that all motivated? Got them boys ready. Yeah.

Again, Hall of Fame outside linebacker. Tudelage under Bill Belichick. Had Super Bowl rings. Like, he's done some things in that stadium before. He did great coaching the Tennessee Titans. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, he knows what he doing. He knows a little bit about football.

He knows a little bit about football. I don't know if like if some sloppy head on a boat got him right. Sunk of your dick while pregnant got to be awful. You already nauseous. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Ma. What? What's you say mm-mm-mm for?

You got a half of a pregnant girl before? No. Oh, okay. Come on, man. I'm not, you think I'm not one of those type of dudes? You know, come on, baby. I'm not that guy. I would never do that.

Okay. No. Shit, I did. It was your baby. Shit I did. It's funny when you got a daughter. Like, shit, I did. I would hope so.

Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I felt fine about it. Anyways, new music that is out right now. As you are listening to this, you can open up your phone wherever you get music. Chris Brown, full album, Brown, 27 records. Leon Thomas Tank, vibes cartel, Bryson Tiller.

Young boy, I heard the Young Boy record today again. We're recording this on Thursday. That record sounded great. Glorilla, Friday, sexy red,

lucky day. I just, I wish Chris would give us a 14-track album, but 27 is short for him. That's like an elmatic for him. It's like 27 records. Why is he,

why does he say he catching flag on line because he used AI? Oh, yeah, and it's promo. Oh. Yeah. So people didn't like that? Yeah, which I mean, I get it.

I've seen, he's not the only artist that I've seen get called out right away when they try to do some promo assets or even like lyric videos and stuff. We just saw it with Alchemist and Erica Badu got smoked because they used AI for a video. And it was like, well, do you guys like the song? Right. Can we talk about the music? No, okay. But I do.

I don't mind fans giving that that backlash. It's okay. Be purest, guys. Let's fight against it. I'm not mad at that, but 27 records. I'm here for it. I want the classic Chris Brown album. I want the quintessential Chris Brown album.

I don't think he's giving it to us yet. And 27 records, that's tough. We'll see. Everything I've heard so far sound great. Single with Leon is great. The shit I heard we young boys great? I mean, I'm listening, man. I think Chris Brown, obviously, we know what he does.

He's one of the greatest artists ever. And, you know, anytime he's putting out an album, I'm listening to it. Even if it is three days long, I'm going to listen. We support Chris over here. And that record with Leon Thomas is dope. That's the only record I heard so far. Yeah, that's really good. Also, Black is putting out a single with Young Thug, Ashen, the Blunt.

I don't know if you guys have been paying attention to Blunt. Black's rollout. It's every record. Bird flu, Sunday again with two chains. Everything Black has been doing going into this album, I've loved. Shout to Black. I love to sit down with him when he comes to New York. He's in New York now. And that's not a snitching. He put it on his Instagram. So, I definitely tried. I was like, ew. Let me know, bro. He busy? He's, he keeps doing self. And he's not one of those, you know artists that like pretend to be like, I don't want to say moody, but like, you know, artistic and I hate the world and like don't want to be around anyone. That's black for like for real. Like he just wants to hang

with his kids and not go outside. He's always been that. A fuckled black though. No, he's a great guy. Like in a personal setting, yeah, he's charismatic and funny and cool. But when he doesn't, can you name last time you saw a black interview? Yeah. It's been years. Like, I'm asking. He's About three albums. I can't name a Black interview that I saw. No. I think he did one with Hot, like, off the free Black album in, like, 2014, maybe. So, I mean, I would love to have Black on the show.

I mean, y'all already know how I feel about him. He's one of my favorite artists. But, yeah, I'm excited. You're Black, we need you up here, man. Let's kick it. He sat down with Gina and him a couple days ago. Oh, for real? Gina views?

Great. And who, DJ Head? Yeah, Black, we don't need you up here. It's like, though. That's crazy. Don't do that. We'll catch you. That's crazy.

We'll just listen to the album, man. No, I'm just fucking with you. No, I know you're joking. No, I know you're joking. I'm joking. But no, everything's sounding great, so I'm excited to hear the Young Thug one. Low Sims putting out an EP, Sugar Girl. Tiana Taylor, Waleigh, Better Rose's remix.

I think they performed a version of that already. There's good music coming out. Is the dream album tonight, too? Not that I saw. When is it a dream album coming out? I mean, he just said love, hate, too, coming soon. So looking forward to that one of my favorite artists right there. I think Dream gives us another single before the, before the album.

I don't know if he's just going to drop it, but I'm definitely looking forward to that. Hell of you. So Jesse Ray has announced she has album dropping in June. Love Jesse. It's good music coming out. Jesse Reyes. Definitely good music coming up. Action Bronson, Planet Frog. Yeah. Rock Marciano, Lil Yachti, Paul Wall. Have you seen the videos that they've been doing? Yeah. The visuals that action's been doing for the shit is been incredible. When I saw the snippet for it, I didn't even think it was a video. I thought it was like a fucking commercial. Yeah. Actually, he'd been doing

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Listen to learning to be human On IHard Radio Apple Podcasts Or wherever you get your podcast Obviously we have a podcast Obviously we have next week is Iceman Week. Drake announced he's doing episode four of his stream going into the album, which is I'm here for. Do we think he'll just play music from the album or stuff that maybe wouldn't make the album because we're getting the album in a few hours?

I'm curious how he's going to set that stream up. Me too. But yeah, he did a whole Instagram thing last night with episode one, two, three and in the fourth one. but I mean, I'm here for it. A week away. Nervous? Me? Yeah.

Not me. Some butterflies. Some of y'all should be, though. I'm not. But some of y'all out there, y'all might want to be nervous. I'm not nervous would be the complete wrong word. I'm looking forward to the music. I'm not looking forward to the moment.

Why? I'm not looking forward to have to talk about it. I hate when big albums come out and we got to talk about it. it. Why? I just want to listen to the album and just enjoy it. I said every time no, I hate it. You can listen to the album and still enjoy it or not enjoy it and just talk about if you enjoy it or not. Yeah, but I don't want to have to critique it. You don't have to critique it. Oh, I don't mind. I don't mind that part. I'm always here to talk about music and in a good way and critique it. I just, I just know it's going to be just a moment of just nastiness that's mostly not going to be about the music. Here is fine. I don't care about it. I'm not. A moment of nastiness? I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous about the moment here because I know everyone in here cares about music and we have good conversations about everything. Everything outside of this studio I think is just going to be just nasty shit that is nothing to do with the music whatsoever. Dissecting points that aren't even about the song, but about two words that may have to do with

someone else. And I just know every time I open my phone, it's going to be like, this is where we're at with music. Because even like the fall off was was less. what I'm talking about, but of course that was a focus as well, even on Cole's press run. Most of the conversation was less about a fucking 32 track album that he put out and more about other shit. I can just, I already know. And I know the stream is going to have all these little hints and treasure hunts that everyone's going to overthink and which is cool. That's a good way to market. I get that, but it's just going to make me more disgusted where we're at with music fans. That's all.

he could put out a fucking classic or a dud and no matter what it's going to be a nasty a nasty week it's going to be a nasty week but as a drake fan I am excited always excited to get new Drake music good times um so that good times good music good entertainment but great entertainment I gotta I gotta find a place that we can to go where people don't care about that shit people don't care about that shit document doesn't care about that shit. Daigman just wants to hear good music. Nobody in real life cares about that shit. That's true.

Go up to Daigman and listen to an album? No, like where if there's an outside record on that album on Friday, by Saturday, that shit's going to be playing in Dykman. And no one's going to be talking about a rap beef. It's going to be a lot of Or I stand corrected. A lot of outside record. Or it's 13 disc records and I didn't know it.

Nah. Good music. Great music on the way, man. Looking forward to it. Are you upset that you can't go to the Cutty tour anymore because I know you were really just going to see MIA. Are you going to skip the New York date? You was telling me about this. Now, why did Cuddy kick M. I mean, she was going on particular rants, but I'll put it in a real nutshell, not the PR thing or any of the backlash. If my opener gets booed three shows in a row, you're not on my tour anymore. Is that what happened? She got booed? Like, loudly booed.

for three shows in a row. Okay. She was going on weird rants. And granted, I just saw her on, well, not just, but last year on Pat Betchaevie, like she's off her rocker on a lot of stuff. That was a weird move by Cuddy, to be quite honest. I can't see anyone seeing the MIA interviews in the last year and go, you know what? Let's give her a microphone to start my show.

So she responded by saying she herself is illegal and her team doesn't have visas. That was her response. Is she going through like a mental health crisis? I don't want to say that, but yeah. It appeared that way. Not in the concert footage, but what I've seen in her interviews. Yeah. But why would Kit Cuddy choose MIA in the first place to?

Nostalgia. I mean, yeah. Definitely that era. Like they came out around the same time. If MIA was who we knew before and like wasn't on this agenda, stuff that she's on now that isn't the music. Like she's a good DJ. She's a great artist.

Like I see that. That's a cool opener. That would give me incentive if I was on the fence for a cuty show. Oh shit, I could see MIA 2. This is going to be a whole blog era show. I can't wait. But no. Not when you cut in the middle of your hit and just start going on rants.

Like that make no sense to a crowd that doesn't want to hear that type of stuff. But see, this is so funny to me because she gets booed for shit, she says. And Kanye gets sold out stadiums for the shit he says. Not everyone is. Talent level. But that's why I said this is funny. Because when you have a certain talent level, you can say anything. You can do whatever fuck you want to do.

Because I promise you shit that Kanye has said is way worse than anything MIA has said. For sure. I completely agree. But also that became kind of a stick in Kanye's shows. It got progressively crazier. as the times went. But people sometimes would go to Kanye shows for the rants. Like the Yeez's tour, there was an hour dedicated to every show of a ramp.

Yeah. And people couldn't wait for the rant. No one is, yo, I cannot wait for the MIA ramp. Yeah, that's fucked. Just because she ain't got the big records like Kanye. No, just maybe, maybe we just don't want to hear her rant. But if she had songs as big as Kanye. No, if she was Kanye West, I'd want to hear her rent.

That's what I'm saying fucked up. All right. So it's not what she's saying. Become Kanye West and then get back on the tour. No, but it's not what she's saying

it's the fact that you know, she's just not big enough to be going on a rants like that saying what she's saying. Yeah, you're not big enough for people to look past it

but it's like, you know. It's the same thing with pretty privilege. Y'all have pretty privilege to get away with things. Y'all would never let a mediocre in the face girl. Oh, yeah.

Pretty women? Oh, they could do shit the boogal wolves can't. Oh, yeah. We just got to keep it real about that. When you pretty, you get away with mad shit. When you ugly, you got your, you're short. Your room forever is very short.

When you pretty, you can fuck up all year. It don't matter. If I was ugly, would you have fired me by now? Hell yeah. I figured. Would have packed you right up. I figured that. I would have helped you pack.

The fact that you think you had a mic to begin with is funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think you have a voice if you're ugly. You're ugly. You can't speak. You know that. So use your inside voice when you're ugly. Stop.

Nobody wants to. Stop. Nobody wants to hear your ugly thoughts. Your ugly opinion on the coach. I mean, you're lucky that we even let you give your pretty thoughts off. Yeah, like, are you kidding me? Lucky, you barely got your pretty thoughts off. And these are the ranks that MAA is going on right now.

Yeah, if you wasn't nice to look at or we would have packed you up many moons ago, baby D. You would have been packed right to fuck up for sure. I hear what y'all is saying with the Kanye point to some degree, but even before Kanye went completely off his rocker, he did have intelligent rants about his deals with Adidas and things he was going through that we really wanted to hear. The rant's MIA is going on at an opening crowd. People are using the bathroom, getting drinks, is I don't want to perform my hit record illegal

because some of you might be illegals. That's not the rant that I think, just because she's not on Kanye's level, that's not working anywhere. Unless it was an Erica Kirk show. I never heard the song illegal, so I don't know, is it an offensive song? No, it's a song that MIA fans,

it would be in your opening set if you're MIA. Okay. And you've heard illegal, you probably wouldn't. If you heard it, you know it. Okay. But yeah, when I say rants, she's not doing Kanye-level rants of like, even though I disagree with what they're saying, I see where you coming from.

That's a cool perspective. No, this is just someone cutting off their best records and saying shit like that. It boils down to MIA is just not big enough. That's all. She's not a big enough artist to be sane and doing what she's doing. Or wrong crowd. Yo, the right wing grifter, make your profit before it goes away. Because it's at its peak now.

It's only going to go down. That's just how the world works. Get your money now when you can, am I? Go to a turning point show and get this shit off. They'll prop you up like you're the greatest artist of all time. I guess. Oh, well. She'll find work somewhere else.

With Erica Kirk. I'm trying to give her guidance here. You're just with the wrong audience. That's really all it is. These jokes would go nuts with that. crowd. They would love it. Yeah. Do we have voice mails? You've got mail. Going on y'all. This is Kent from Virginia. Now, a couple days ago, my buddy Renick and I went out for lunch, and he was telling me how he and his wife went to this crime slash dinner experience where you

pay for a meal and they reenact the crime. And I was thinking myself, yo, that's crazy. Like, imagine you just chowing down on a T-bone steak and there's Nicole Kidman getting stabbed allegedly OJ and then you got to figure out if you're guilty or not. Nicole Hidman? That got me thinking. And I'll give you guys two prompts. What crime would you like to get reenacted while you're having dinner? Or what moment in hip hop that you want to see in front of you while you know,

mowing down a steak? I want Peach to also get on this and maybe Ryan too because I know he has something crazy to say. But yeah, you can either do either two or, you know, choose one. but I'm curious in what you guys think. But other than that, much love. Appreciate what you guys do. Take it easy. Thanks, Kent.

Appreciate that. So it has to be a crime or just a moment? Or a moment of hip-hop. A moment of hip-hop. Moment of hip-hop, I ain't going to lie. Give me... It's a good question. Give me Snoop at the Source Awards.

But you was there. That's funny. Give me Snoop at the Source Awards. I mean, that entire Source Awards in itself could be. Because it's not the same. as the South got something to say was that didn't that all happen at the same source awards yeah that's that's a wild

um I would speaking of Snoop the conversation between Pock and Nas and Bryant Park that's been told from so many different stories that are so conflicting I would like to see what

happened there like that real conversation between Pock and Nas because yeah that that's gotten lost in translation so many times. I won't see Cole pop on Diddy. It was the other way around. Or did he pop on cold?

Yeah. Other way around. I think Cole held his own, but yeah. That'd be a good one to be able to sit down and eat and watch that. That's the one I want to see. I'd be like, mm. Get my brat pit off. Or was it Chris Brown and Drake that fought?

Who fought in the club? Chris Brown and Drake? Yeah. Tony Parker. was a collaterina damage in that. Yeah, got hit with the bottle, right? Was that whip? Whip?

Whip, yeah. Yep, that one too. Bro, whip's ceiling's like here. How you throw a bottle? Yeah, that shit was raining. It was raining glass. Yeah. I mean, he survived

this one, so it would be interesting to watch Pot get off that elevator after being shot and it's puff, big, everyone, like all of 90s hip hop just staring at him while he's shot. That would just

being interesting. That's kind of nuts. Imagine you just in quad shooting pool in the elevator door open and it's Tupac with five bullet wounds. Saying, call my mom and get me a cigarette instead of call the ambulance.

Yeah, that would be crazy to watch that. Yeah. Something else I feel like in hip hop that I would want to see, though, be able to watch. I mean, there's so many moments. Just the entire beginning, the first house party. The first house.

this nigga want to watch the inception of hip hop. No, because here's my thing. I think we romanticize in August 73, like the first, the cool her. You know, we've seen the flyer. When you said the first house, I'm thinking, I'm talking to my kid and play. I'm like, you're going to watch house party. No, I've seen the movie. Yeah, so I'm like, he lost me.

But he's about the first house party in hip-hop. Everyone, you know, coins as the day the hip-hop started. Got you. Only because I know we think, of course we romanticized that. Look what it did. Look at what it's done for all of us. But you know some bullshit was probably happening at that house

but I would just like to see these are real human beings got you you know some bullshit happened Oh, of course it has to It's been happening ever since That's like it's one more though

I ain't gonna lie I would like to watch the Will Smith Chris Rocksman I literally took it out my fucking mouth That's hip hop That's Will Smith It's definitely a pop Yeah I would like to watch that again

Because it was so quiet When he started going off So I just hear like the Fork hitting the plate Why you I would definitely I definitely want to watch that shit in real time. What?

Damn. That's one thing I wish I was in the audience for. Because you would have definitely heard me say something. Marlom like, oh, shit. I'm like, damn. I can't believe no one said, oh, shit. Yeah. Like, nobody said nothing.

I think, looking back, everybody did. They wasn't sure if it was a sketch. It was a sketch. Even if it was a sketch, I'm like, oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah, that would be hilarious to see. Yeah. It's still hip-hop to me because Prince and Mike are hip-hop to me,

but Mike trying to run over Prince. Oh, hell yeah. What's? I need to see that. We need the footage of that. That would be the funniest shit ever. We need the footage of that, for sure. We need the footage of that one.

Not only because he was trying to run over Prince, I don't know why I would just find it hilarious to watch Michael Jackson drive. Because he didn't know how to drive. Just seeing Mike, imagine a car passing value. That was Mike. That was Mike just whipping. I definitely would want to see when Michael Jackson stepped to Tupac over Keada Jones, Quincy Jones' daughter.

Yeah. I just want to see how Mike was pressing pot. Because they said Mike pressed the shit out of pocket. I need to see that. I need to see that. Got to see that. That would be fucking hilarious. Show me the footage of that, please.

Why that ain't out? All this other shit we get to look at all the time. That's the footage we need. Nobody thought about recording that moment. No, back in the day, people used to just live their lives. You couldn't be caught deck. Record no celebrity and no intimate shit. Missed that.

We need that footage. Damn, we need that. And you'd have to like pull up a full camera. Like you can't, you can't just be like, can't sneak record you. No, you can't sneak record that. Not back in those days. You got a whole camcourt. On your shoulder too.

Like a news report. Like a camera guy. Hold on. Mike, let me, mic you up. But that's the thing I hate about life now is that like everybody's always, even normal people are so afraid of being recorded that people just don't live the way they used to. Like, you don't while out the way you used to because people always speak recording.

I'm not wilded out like I used to. Song Association. Ah, you running back. Come on, B. He's ready now. Come on now I'm ready. Now I'm warmed up. Don't worry about.

I got you. I would love to watch the first conversation that Jay and Nas had after the beef. That private combo they had together. What, like, what? Not even really the full conversation. Who just broke the ice? Like, what was the first word?

Definitely, Jay. Like, yo, what's up? Like, how do you even start that combo? Yeah. I would love to see the Meek and Drake one, too. Yeah Nah I want to see a reenactment

of salange Whooping J.S. In an elevator While I'm eating No, no, no. I want to see Walking into the shit we didn't see

before we get to the elevator. Oh yeah. Walking into the elevator? That nigga was getting washed. They washed your goat. They didn't wash. He didn't get washed. He was a gentleman

and throughout the whole. I was about to say if, yeah. He was being a gentleman. That's all he was. He had to, he had to, please in that scenario. always say I got washed. He had to eat that.

There's nothing he could do in that. It's like Beyonce, the only person that thought about the cameras in the elevator. She was just sitting there like this. It's like, my bitch was the only one that was like, this probably camera. No, Jay thought about the cameras in the elevator too. All right. All right. Let me promise.

I can promise you with Sean from Marcy thought about it. He thought about the cameras in that elevator. 1,000 percent. Absolutely. Very self-aware. Like, these cameras. is all over this motherfucking elevate. Julius was in there, right?

Yeah. Okay, so we never heard the audio. Or we couldn't see Julius's mouth. Julius might have been screaming cameras, cameras, cameras, cameras the whole time. Solange ain't give a fuck. No, she didn't. Salonja actually did not give me fuck that night. Salonge thought about the cameras and said, I don't care.

Yeah, I don't. They all knew the cameras. Would you let your wife's sister beat you up if you deserved it? Would I let my wife's sister beat me up? Yes, sister-in-law, if you deserve it. Okay. Considering beat up the way Solange to Jay, that's a beat up in this scenario? Like swinging on me?

Oh, yeah. That's fine. I wouldn't enjoy, but it wouldn't be like a family deal breaker if I did some fuck shit. And she just started wild out because she was pissed off. Now, if she would have started punching me in my face or slapping me. Well, she was trying in that elevator. She just wasn't successful. Yeah, she was trying.

She wasn't sitting there going, you know what, Jay, just body shots today. Yeah, I would have to like just hem up and just put her in the corner like, you'll relax. I wouldn't have hit her. I wouldn't have strolling him. deserve it. Sometimes you got to eat that if you deserve it. No, you're not going to slap me in my face, though. You ain't my woman. Okay. Well, I would like to see the Salangin-J conversation. Whatever, they resolve that entire thing.

Or do you think, or do you think just because... But that don't get resolved, though. They don't sit down and have a conversation. Beyonce go and fixes it separately between the two and then they just see each other out of cookout. Like, yeah, bitch-ass, nigga. And then get over it. Yeah, something tells me Beyonce's family and Jay's family how they were raised as similar to mine. They may have never even spoke about that. They literally. They spoke about that.

Like a one-on-one or did everyone just be like it? One-on-one. It was what it was and we're just, we're going to avoid this forever. One-on-one. They spoke about that. It was tears. They cried. It was, that's his sister.

No, for sure. They definitely spoke about that. Yeah, they spoke about that. That's his sister for real. That's family. They spoke about it, you know, had their moment. They definitely didn't, did not speak about it. They spoke about that.

There's plenty of families. A majority of them just move on. in those situations. Yeah, I mean, but you speak about it. You know what you say? I'm sorry. You know what I'm saying? Like, I was mad at you.

And it was like, I know it's fucked up so good. I love you. Whatever. They spoke about it, though. I mean, it didn't have to be a long therapist session, but they spoke about it, addressed it, apologized, and obviously have moved on. Yo, Nikki and Cardi at the Met? Oh.

I mean, I would love to enjoy a turkey letting and watch that shit. I mean, we go order some food now and pull that up. No, with that full video, allegedly would ride. Who threw the shoe at Cardi? Well, Carton. Cardi threw her shoe and then Ra hit Cardi. Yeah, okay. That's what it was.

Allegedly, we don't know. Yeah, we weren't there. We don't know. But that's one of my favorite photos. When Cardi got that knot on her forehead, smiling, walking out, that vanity fair party, like, and what? And what? Class.

She was so young in her career. Like, when I look back, she was so fresh and new and young in her career. That was like. And I don't want to take away. any of her grind because we watched her whole grind. She wasn't an overnight success, but when it hit, you went from the strip club to the Met Gala in like four months.

Like, you was still Cardi at that first Met. You wasn't now the star that you are that has been through media training, whether it's real or not. You're a different person now. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, Cardi was four months out of lust at that point.

Yeah, they throw me into like, fame. I wouldn't know what the fuck to do. I would just stay in the house. I would be afraid of doing everything wrong. At the vanity field party? Just at everywhere. Like I would just be afraid of doing everything wrong. If I suddenly became, if I woke up tomorrow and was famous, oh my God. I would freak the fuck out. That has to be so anxiety like driving. Like, I'm cool. Well, what was his name that called in? He's sick. The fact that he said the first thing that came to his mind was OJ. stabbing his wife and lover. It was just like that. No. But that's where he was. He was at a dinner where they reenacted

crimes. Yeah. Oh, I thought he was saying he wanted to see O.J. He was at a dinner and they were inacted. It's funny, said Nicole Kidman. Yeah, that was. Nicole Simpson, but we got. Yeah, I hear you.

Nicole Kidman is still alive. Nicole Kimman ain't have nothing to do with that. She's like, whoa. You said, fuck me for it. Yeah, but no. So it's a crime scene dinner where you try to solve the crime and shit like that, but they reenacted it in front of him

while he was eating. That's why he was asking. and what scene would y'all want reenacted in front of y'all? Well, now I kind of want to go to the, then Nicole Brown Simpson dinner. What the fuck? Yeah. How do you reenact that, though?

Just based off OJ's novel, if I did it? Just take a script. You act off the crime scene, or what you think the crime scene is? It's like people acting it out in front of you, like on. Yes. They were reenactment, yeah. Humans are sick. Yeah, that's why I don't want to go to know shit like that.

because somebody like, yo, that didn't happen. Like, I'll be that one of the movies. Like, that didn't happen like that. OJ's innocent. But then you think about, like, those war reenactor people that, like, go to parks.

Like, they'll go to Gettysburg, dressed as everything. It's like, fucking weirdos. Outside of it being weird, it's also just odd that you're reenacting, like, a war where, like, the average age of the, those people were, like, 16.

Believe it or not. Like, I know we all view, like George Washington is old as fuck. That my fuck was like 25 when that shit was happening. It's like he was a, like those were a bunch of kids that all just died on this ground. It's like, you know what? Let's take our fat asses and dress up in wigs and colonial shit and pretend. Let's reenact this bloody war.

I am going to go to that crime, uh, is the crime museum? Crime museum? Yeah. I'm going to. I'm taking Alexa in June. I'm going to check that out. Yeah. I think I said it on Patreon or a regular episode.

and I hope we can copyright based off our show, not that I'm probably going to do this. I wish they had, like, instead of escape the rooms, me and my friends could all get laser guns or paintball guns, and y'all set up the fucking Osama bin Laden raid. Like, all of us could just run through. Like, you could reenact that type of shit. That wouldn't be fun if all y'all could get paintball guns,

and there's actors playing all the people in certain raids, and you could do that. Or you could redo a bank robbery. Bank robbery, like, it's all, like, it's all, I'm with a bank robbery. I'm with a bank robbery. Like, you can't judge. You like escape the rooms and I do too, but you can't judge somebody likes

escape the rooms that also wouldn't want to do like a reenactment of a crime. Yeah. Or not the Osamaic one, but. Escape the U.S. government is crazy, but I hear you. Like to actually try to, like, rob a bank and make it away. Yeah, like you have to successfully try to rob a bank. Yeah, I would want to do that. That would be fun as far.

I think I could do it. But I wanted to be real actors, like, almost as if like I was in a haunted house. No, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Like, they would find. I'm sure a Middle Eastern man from Queens and he would play Osama and like he'd be at the top floor

the same way the whole shit happened and you gotta like you gotta figure it out you gotta go save America you're not doing that with your friends on a Saturday I'm definitely doing that beat the bomb

it's like a like an ink pack in the money you gotta like before it's good you know how much fun that would be if all of us went and I happen to get to the bomb first and I have to have the pressure of

cutting the blue or red wire and you guys are screaming in my ear and if I cut the wrong one we all get covered in paint. That's fine. That's fun. That's fun. You want to make it real fun.

You use a real bomb. Now we're really having fun. Let's actually rob a bank then. Now we're really having fun. All right, well, another week. I don't know what y'all doing this weekend, but please be. safe.

Demaris, stay your ass home. I will be home all month, baby. Peage, a lot of ginger this weekend, Peach. A lot of ginger. You sound like shit, man. You look like shit. Oh, you could, you're saying because that virus coming? No, Peach, he might already have it. Peage, he definitely got the Hanuk. Yeah, he's definitely got the Hanuk. Yeah, he's been, I don't know what Pete is doing.

Not the handy. He over there going crazy. But, um, we'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigger. He's just ginger. And Peach needs ginger. Peace. Pause.

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