New Rory & MAL - Episode 500 | Rapplebee's
Episode Date: May 29, 2026Happy Friday! Before you start this episode, go listen to Rory’s new single, “Still Be Mine”, featuring BLK ODYSSY and Lucky Daye, and watch the music video on Netflix! It’s be...en a slow news week, so the crew catches up, and shares their weekend plans. The Breakfast Club launches a live morning show on Netflix, DJ Vlad takes a survey of men on the internet, and Lizzo becomes the face of Chili’s. In music news, Drake breaks records with all 12 of his albums charting, Big Sean and Wale are the topic of a hypothetical Versuz Battle, and Latto gears up for her retirement album. The Knicks sweep their way to the finals, and the guys share some advice on girls ghosting dudes. All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-forever Bask and Lather use code RORYANDMAL for 20% offSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome back to another.
Just because he was the only one not clapping.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit, my bad.
All right.
Thank you, y'all.
Appreciate that, man.
Welcome back to another episode.
Yeah.
Of the new Rory Mall podcast.
I am sipping my tea.
Baby Dee has made a special licks over there.
She's got the toes out.
It's Friday.
Friday.
This is what everyone misses when she's sitting up there.
It's told out Friday.
You didn't know that?
Yeah.
No,
I didn't get the email.
Fresh Petty Friday.
I had them pat and leather funeral shoes on.
I had the,
you had them pat and leather funeral shoes on.
She had the griefs on.
You know what,
bitch is,
I have more than one.
That shit is for people with one toe,
yo.
I had to take them shit.
Oh.
You got to look at your toe chart,
baby then they show you exactly
which shoes you're not supposed to wear.
What bitch taught you that?
No,
it's a toe chart.
If your toes are just like,
they have like the Greek feet,
the Roman feet.
that? Hold it up, Ryan. They have it.
If your feet are shaped a certain way. You did a lot of holes, man. Yeah, if your feet are shaped a certain way.
Be it's, yeah, see? Which is your favorite? What's a big red flag for you? I know you have a theory
about this. There's no way you don't. The Celtic toe and the Greek toe is crazy. The second long toe is
wild. The second long toe is crazy. That's pretty common though.
Whatever one is the second one, first one in the second row is whatever is the one I have.
African. Africa. No, before African.
Yeah
Orient, yeah
I have my
My toes go straight across
That's what you see
They're almost all the same length
Nah, you like this baby D
You got African feet
Yeah you're not straight across
Oh your pinky toe in the same length
As your big toe
Yeah no you're more African
You're from Africa girl
African blue square
Okay that is Africa kind of
Yeah I am African
Ironically out of this foot chart
African would be the closest
That I would have to
There you go see
where we all originated.
Yeah.
I'm Africa.
People with Egyptian feet scare me.
Which one is that?
The one with the big toe.
Oh, yes.
They just...
Staircase?
Yeah, I don't like staircase toes.
Yeah.
They might be good at soccer, though.
German feet is crazy.
The big toe and all the rest of the same side.
Just the same?
The German feet is crazy.
You're not putting a German foot in your mouth?
Nah, hell, no.
But then you, they have this, maybe the end and they shaft.
The other one where they show you which type of shoes you,
You should not be wearing.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to have to check that out.
Yeah, those right there, that mean for you.
No.
That's right there.
You got to go to Africa.
Yeah.
Whenever I buy European shoes, I have to buy like two sizes up because they make like tiny
ass.
You got African feet.
There you go.
See, you can't be wearing the Long Island Steve Maddens.
Yeah, come on now.
Can't do that.
He's in Long Island.
I think so.
They're putting in Long Island out of people.
No, I just feel like in Wolf of Wall Street.
Didn't they do the IPO for Steve Madden?
Yeah, him and what's the name with the school together?
Yeah, I thought, aren't they from long?
I don't know.
Yeah.
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Everybody can get their music videos on Netflix.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, sometimes you got a lot of Netflix, too, and say it's a sketch.
Sorry
Yes, sir
So if it's not on Netflix
When you're hearing this
It was taken down
It was taken down
But Netflix
Don't take our shit down
No let it rock
That's so cool
Yeah
No, I thought that was a cool
Cool stat
Yeah man
To have the first
We'll have the first
We'll see how long it lasts
We got a lot of first
We ain't gonna talk about
Our number ones
What's our number ones, ma'am
Come on, we got a lot
We got a lot
We're the first to do a lot
It's true
You know what I'm saying
It's all good though
We get to another time
Because sometimes
You can't pat yourself
On the back
All right
You know what I'm saying?
They call it.
Egotistic.
We ain't egotistical
We ain't gonna do that.
We're not?
Nah.
I thought this was the egotistical cast.
Oh hell and shit.
You probably have the biggest ego
out of the whole crew.
Oh yeah, my ego's discussed.
Yeah, by far.
Yeah, other than that at that,
Mall and I are pretty good.
More got the most pride, though.
That's a fact.
Mall has the most pride.
I have the biggest ego.
I have the most pride.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, this is certain shit I just ain't doing
or I, or I ask you.
But Maul balances because a lot of times
it is healthy pride.
Like sometimes I have unhealthy pride,
which is like,
Bad for everybody.
But healthy pride is a good thing.
If you can channel it correctly.
What's the differences between the two?
Let me some examples.
Standing on certain things for reasons, like setting boundaries and things like that.
I'll just have like ego pride on like I'm not doing that shit just to spite somebody
even though I may spite myself in the process of doing it.
Like nobody's getting that off on me.
I don't care if I'm sitting silence and fuck everything up.
Yeah, definitely.
That's definitely Rory, 100%.
That makes sense.
But what's everyone doing this weekend?
I'm going to head down to the Roots picnic.
Can't believe you even invite me.
What a weird old.
Tomorrow I'm going to go get my passes.
I don't know how many I have.
They didn't say in the email.
So if I have more.
Keep your sneakers ready.
Lay your outfit out tonight.
It's an hour train ride.
Let your outfit out tonight, baby, Dee.
Because if he called you, you got to be ready to fly out the door.
Okay.
Because Hove is on Saturday.
So I'm going down Friday and just get the past thing situated and not let you know.
Okay.
Let me know.
Because, I mean, I assume just,
because guru and bleak have been with all estate property,
I'd assume we're getting a state property reunion.
Like, I'm, I know, it's feeling naturally, but I don't know,
but like, well, I assume Oskino's not going to be on it.
Well, no, I can promise you, Oskino won't be a part of it.
And no disrespect to Oskino.
I'm just, I watch his content and I just don't think he will be invited.
Unfortunately, Oskino won't be a part of it, but, you know, it is what it is.
Yeah.
So I saw beans.
I mean, we assume free will be there.
Young guns, do we think, as well?
For sure.
Okay.
Did he crack?
I could see PDB in there.
Okay.
I think he's still in good standards with everybody.
Yeah.
Has Eve ever been on the lineup for Roots Picnic?
Eve is filthy, Rich.
Eve wants nothing to do with hip-hop.
Oh, she does it for free.
She wants nothing to do with festivals.
She do it for free, like charity.
Eve doesn't even remember her raps.
She does not want to do...
She performed at Roots before.
She did, okay.
What year was that?
The first one?
The first one is so funny.
That, yeah, look that on.
Free or post- billionaire husband.
23
Oh then I was probably there
I just have a bad memory
I don't just seeing her do you got me
and then just all the hits she has
in Philly would be cool
Yeah
But if she already did it
I mean and I know her and Hove
don't really have like a connection
But I would like to see Hope
Eve on stage with Hove in Philly
That'd be dope
I think that's right
What about Hove and Black Thought?
I assume he'll be on stage
Anytime the Roots back the headliner
Black Thoughts like when
I saw Usher
Black Thought was on stage
age? Yeah, but I'm saying you're thinking like Blackthaw and Jay got some new verse. Well, Blackthor
definitely has verses we didn't hear, but... Well, he has that. He has my favorite series in all
a festival history, the J-period mixtape shit where he's... He legitimately makes a new,
brand-new mixtape on other people's... Mm-hmm. Who's he doing it with this year? They always
pick somebody good. This year, he's doing it with Waleigh. Mm-hmm. So Waleigh will perform
all his hits, and Blackthaw will put original verses on each one of those Wale hits. But
I assume he's gonna be on stage. It's Jay-Z in the roots.
Yeah.
So, and I mean, with Erica Badu, we will get, yeah, you got to bring Eve.
If you're going to do, you got me live.
You have to bring out Joe Scott and Eve with Erica Badu, I feel like.
Yeah.
It's all Philly.
Yeah.
I think they'll probably try to make that happen.
J.M. D.M. D., and Friends.
That's going to be fired.
Oh, yeah, we could probably go through JD if I don't have enough passes.
Yeah, it's JD.
I'm wary about the past situation.
I was supposed to have passes to a concert yesterday, and I got there at Will Call.
They was like, yeah, you're not on a list.
What concert was this?
I'm sorry.
But it wasn't Ari that was giving me passes, but yeah, I was supposed to.
Who was supposed to get you to leave the passes?
You know.
But yeah, I got there.
They were like, no, no, we ain't doing that.
Who was supposed to leave passes and they left you out there looking crazy?
So they did put me on the list, but their list got there late.
There's multiple lists.
You know, when you go to concerts, there's multiple lists that come out.
I was there early and the list hadn't got there yet.
It didn't get there to, like, after the openers.
But I already went to Fogo de Chau and, like,
started sipping on a happy hour.
That's always awkward when you get to Will Call and
you think you're on the list and you're not
and then you just got to stand there like this.
You got stand to the side and act like
you're a publicist. She was like, excuse me,
there's people on, there's people that's actually on the list.
Like, you move out of the way.
People keep asking you like, are you in line?
I'm like, no, like go ahead.
You're not asking dumb questions.
Like, did they bring it?
Did they bring the Passover?
Right.
I'm like.
You've been sitting here the whole time.
No, mind you, I'm standing out front of Willcault and I'm taking
photos like Alex is taking photos
so the will call lady is watching
me take photos and she did like the clock it
motion so I was like oh I'm on the list she said
no no no you just look good
no no no you just look good
nah you're not on the list
but you look good
every time they bring an envelope up
to the back demaris keep looking like this
every time an envelope come to the back
yo the niggas hit me like yo like the list
got down like are you there I am
back around the corner from my house
with peach drinking like I'm gone
but I heard the show was amazing show
Yeah, the footage looks good at all the Arre-Lennon shows.
So definitely suggest people go when she's in your city.
But I'm excited for respect this year.
You need to come down with us.
Who is us?
You keep saying, who's us?
The crew.
What do you mean?
Everybody, just everyone in New York is going.
Everybody in New York is going.
Because he's like, he got to see how many passes I got.
Who else going with you?
Right.
Oh, no, I'm literally no one's coming with me to Philly.
I'm sure people I know will be at the show.
Okay.
But I'm not getting anyone a pass.
Oh, okay.
I don't want her.
But if I have extra ones, I mean, I will be charitable and pass them around.
But yo, you look good.
And then here's a pass.
Yeah.
Next thing you know, she's walking up to Jay-Z asking for a picture.
And now you're embarrassed.
Who you with?
I'm with him, point of Rory.
I don't know if I'm in good standing with the Carter family.
So I'm going to be far away from any backstage Jay-Z situation.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know if I want to go with you.
Well, I want to watch the show.
like for the
Hoves set
like I want to be in general
popular like I want to watch the actual show
yeah you want to be out front
I don't want to be like behind the stage
I don't know about gin pop
maybe like the Doucet riser
I'm sure there's probably something
duce related there
oh for sure
but gotta be
but yes I am excited
and anyone out there
I'll see you on the fairgrounds
on the fairgrounds
festival grounds
on the fairgrounds
I'll see you on the fair grounds
If y'all see Rory walk up them and ask for a picture
He's not shy at all
I don't mind taking photos at festivals
I don't mind that
That's why I don't go
Ma'aw
You don't like taking photos? Why?
At a festival? I'm sweating high this
Yo
Come on, fan
The pictures never come out cute
Whenever I take a photo
With like a supporter
It's always the ugliest photo
I've ever taken in my life
We go all smoking and have a drink together maybe
But last time we used security
I think it was at roots right
Yeah
Yeah, Mall had the whole shit part like the Red Sea for him to come through.
That was out of love, though.
It was out of love.
That's all.
Me and I think it might have been Armani stole like one of the, we were on the back
of the little golf courts.
Golf courts.
You was on the what, the golf courts?
Golf courts.
I've never been on the golf court before.
You've been on the golf court before, Peach?
Never been on the golf court.
What's a golf court?
Golf carts.
And we were like driving through the crowd and shit, like, beeping the horns.
where they gave you, like, you had the keys
or somebody was driving you?
I think we still, somebody was driving us, but we like,
we ended up driving.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Just being idiots.
I did that the last time I went to, uh, when I was going to Toronto in the airport,
you know how they, sometimes they come through?
I just jumped on the back with somebody.
I just said, I didn't feel like walking.
I was like, which gate you going to?
And it was like, oh, perfect.
Yeah, once I was a pilot listener was driving one of those and said to hop on an airport.
Jump right on that shit.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
But then, like, you literally passed.
But then, like, you literally pass, like, old people, disabled people.
Like, you start to feel like a dick at that point.
Yeah.
No.
No, no.
If I'm running late to my flight, I don't go, fuck.
Get me there, Pronto.
Get me to the gate.
Oh, no, I was like two hours early.
There's no reason for me to do it.
Oh, that was not as loud as fuck that.
That's crazy.
But I use my global entry coming back into the U.S. for the first time.
What's that like?
Oh, my God.
It's the best.
It's the greatest shit of it.
Like, what do you do?
Just walk.
Literally just walk up.
You showed them your global entry card.
Mm.
And they just like, wave you through.
I just don't fly international enough, I feel like, to use.
But that's the thing.
You got to be coming through customs in order to, you know,
otherwise it's just TSA preach.
Yeah.
But if it's like global entry, like you have to go through customs,
show your card to wave you right through.
You don't get a stamp?
If you want one, I mean, you can ask for one, but I don't need a stamp from Toronto.
I've been to Toronto plenty of times.
Like, I didn't need it.
You want to collect it?
Ask him for a stamp.
Like, can I get my Toronto stamp?
I don't need another Toronto stamp.
Like, I have plenty of Toronto stamps.
Well, I was mad.
I think it was the second time we were in London.
Or was it the first?
They didn't stamp my shit.
And I was kind of, like, upset about it.
Yeah, I remember.
I wanted my stand.
Like, I hate modern technology where I could just walk through and now I'm in the country.
Like, nah.
Yeah.
Stam my shit, man.
Passports is going to do.
That's going to be a thing of the past soon, though.
I'm sure they're going to find some type of digital.
It's the shit.
It's going to go all digital.
All digital.
I mean, the racket they're running with the real ID shit is still blowing my fucking.
Oh, that's bullshit.
I got my shit.
I got my.
jersey ID and they had that option to pay I'm I paid for it but why what if I get pulled
over is a real idea or not right bro when I was flying what's the difference I forgot my passport
and I didn't have I don't have a real ID and them niggas charged me 40 dollars yeah you can't get
through you just it's got to pay 40 oh it's just a it's a shake for what it's not for safety
because I don't have a real ID and I didn't have my passport you have to have a real ID or your
passport and my job was just flying to Atlanta and they were oh yeah yeah you need a real
ID or passport now like just stayed outside
idea is not valid anymore
at airport, yeah.
Waste of fucking money, bro.
Well, if you guys don't do roots,
what's the plans for the weekend?
It's supposed to be nice.
One of my home girls is going on a date
with one of my homeboys and I think I might crash.
Is it a first date?
No.
Okay.
So they like like each other.
They fuck with each other.
They're cool.
But yeah, I crash.
I crash people's dates.
Get me a free drink.
Puffalo hook, go home.
Okay.
But like, you should crash you on double.
Like, platonic double.
that'd be cool
platonic double date
yeah
I've never heard of such
a malarkey
you just be going
with Demaris to crash the date
like too like
yeah like you buy plus one
as a plus one
but what if I
okay
so what if we do that right
but then like
we're on a date
and like
like your friend
start feeling me though
oh shit
no ego right
no I'm just saying
I'm paying a scenario
like
John date with the guy
she likes but then you show up
no no no I'm just saying
she can't even contain
It's platonic, right?
So it's like, all chilling,
vibing, but then it's like,
her friend is there with homie.
Getting, you're giving rhythm.
But like, you know what I'm saying?
I'm talking my shit.
I'm making everybody laugh.
It's an a, I, uh, I.
You know, what if she starts,
like, having more conversation with me
than her date?
I'd be so livid if the funny guy
crashed my date.
That's what I'm going out with a girl I like
and then the funny guy shows up.
That's what I'm saying.
Now she giggling.
Me and her start having more conversation
than her and her date.
Now I got to distract,
homie.
You see he getting tight.
Yeah, I got to distract him
from the fact that you is.
It's what I'm saying.
Like that could just, you know, I don't know, man.
I don't know if I want to do that.
I mean, I'm kind of want to be.
I mean, you're so irresistible.
No, I'm not safe.
Roy, don't do that.
That's not.
That's not.
No, I like the confidence.
That's not the picture.
You don't even know these people, but you just know if you get there.
I said, what if?
I led with what if.
That's all.
I was just trying to pay the snap.
It's a home girl.
You done mentioned before too.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I like that.
Let her date other people.
That's crazy.
All right.
He's right here.
You ain't even holding me now.
That's what I'm saying.
That baby,
they don't be doing bullshit out here, man.
Nigel, you have not,
yo, this nigga got a 10 siblings.
I'm bisexual.
I could date any of them.
He has handed me not one.
Handed me.
Just handed him.
What?
What?
He just handed you?
He got homeboys in jail,
home boys that play international basketball
homeboys that play in the NBA.
International basketball is hilarious.
Nobody.
He ain't here to be nobody, bro.
Because I don't want to set you up for failure.
I've never failed, baby.
Not you, but I'm just saying, like, the relationship might fail because a lot of my
homies ain't shit.
They're cool.
But don't they deserve someone like me if they ain't shit?
But you don't deserve an ain't shit nigga, though.
I don't.
Like, he, you know what he'll be humping on you?
You fall in love and then you see this nigga humping on the next chick, then you're going to be in here throwing attitude my way because I put you on with an ancient nigga.
You think that's what going to happen?
Yes.
It's happened before.
I've done it plenty of times with my home grubs.
He was like, yo, yo, yo, yo, homie.
I'm like, what happened?
to play with somebody else.
I'm like, what they do more?
What they do?
Play with somebody else.
I'm like, what happened?
Like, I thought everything was cool.
Like, wrong bitch.
I'm like, yo, what happened?
No, he was the right bitch.
Yeah, I thought y'all was cool.
It worked.
Yeah, y'all went on, you took a little trip together,
a little vacation on the island.
Everything was cool.
Like, you know, two months later, he was sudden else.
Now you tight?
Like, ah, y'all have fun for the moment.
Right cat, wrong litter, litter.
Right.
See, so that's why that.
I used to be on that time,
but now in my 30s,
we're all grown enough.
If you fall for it,
that's your fault.
I got nothing to do with it.
Yeah,
like if baby,
if you were ready,
if you were more protective of that
but like that,
if you went me somewhere
and one of my homies
and you,
and you,
my homie hit it off.
I'm not in that.
We're in our 30s though.
Like, if you fell for it,
like,
I'm not in that's your problem.
But if I'm bringing you like,
yo, my homie,
now I'm lining it up.
Yeah.
I don't want to do.
That's a recommendation.
Yeah, I don't want to do that.
Now, if we just outswing one of my homies start talking to you,
then it's all, you know, that's like, you know, y'all y'all grow.
Don't call me when they go sour.
Don't call me.
Are you going to tell him not to call you when I'm not answering?
Oh, no, he better not call me.
I'm a clown that nigga.
I'm a lay baby Dita, what?
I'm like, baby Dita, what?
She ain't answering you.
What you calling me for?
Yo, she at work today?
Mind you.
We had a podcast.
Yo, niggins.
Yo, baby, Dita.
You, fan, fan, fan.
We're not doing that.
We're not doing that.
on like a house phone like yo you know we're not doing that don't hit my phone looking for
demarice don't do that you know the amount of i won't say friends but like friendly associates
in in our worlds the amount of them that hit me up to put them on with demaris and i'm like
what would you like me to put you out in a group chat like i don't that's weird that's what
they want though yeah damaris there's somebody you don't know now we're in a group chat
yeah hit it off yeah baby you don't mind sure have conversation no fuck i won't know
Don't get him off off.
I caught a lot with demarest though.
I cock block a lot.
Now, Rory would be cock blocking.
And you know, so crazy, every time he cock blocked,
it proves why he should have cock blocked.
Why?
Because he cock blocked some shit, and then we went around the cock block,
and I was like, oh, you were right to cock block that.
Oh, so then, yeah, that's a good friend.
No, I know my dirt bad friends.
Yeah, he was trying to save you for some, for some shit,
and here you go dilly dallying.
Go ahead.
Go dilly dally.
Go dilly dally, yeah.
Go dilly, go dilly dilly dally.
Go do what you go in the studio?
He blocked now.
I'm like, well, I got to see him tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh.
I ain't give up no coochie.
That's all that matter.
That's all that matters, baby, D.
As long as you don't give up the cat.
Yo, but you blocked a, you posted old girl on your finster, and I replied in DMG, where y'all at?
No, no reply to this day.
No.
Because Baby D was probably, you know, she was, that's probably one of her pieces.
I know you.
No, I brought that up in person with them and they got really mad at me.
Yeah, I know you way too well.
I'm not.
You can't share no cat with him?
No.
No.
I don't want to have.
You thought we was in this together.
Nah.
She's been through enough.
Like I'm a month.
She's been through enough.
Now she met a real one.
Mm, all right.
Yeah.
You're right.
Drop that zero.
Get with a hero.
Right.
Pop it.
Pop it.
With a real man now.
With a real man.
Not a strap on.
You don't think we'd hit it off?
No.
my baby do you hate
but now we talk more stuff that the listeners
don't know about so you know we
this isn't anything they can like tie
They don't care because they don't know who it is
Peach yells at us about that all the time
Fair but I do think
I think our listeners should know how stingy you are
with your friends
I think that's a very important that's a very important thing
I'm so protective of them
That's good though baby
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go around the way DeMaris
has been going around
That's fine good luck with that
Good look
When them bitches burn you don't say none of me
You can't say nothing when they burn
you can't say nothing you can't call me me like yo why you didn't tell me sure her friend was burning
knew i would be so fucking mad at her no because it's my all it's my job to say hey stay away from
my friends don't touch my friends leave them alone you hit me up yo it was good with surety nah she
cool and you go and go around me and fuck anybody yeah that's why you want me to tell you her business
i'm not going to do that but if you don't listen to me so you're suggesting that a lot of your
friends are burning no i'm not suggesting that at all i don't know what they got going on with they
coochies. But I'm just saying. You never, you never know. It's 2026. I know I got the antibodies.
All right. That's what's up. Been there, done that. My body's accustomed to it.
Netflix announcers at the Breakfast Club will stream live on Netflix every week. They start in June 1st.
What do you got to feel about that? I like that. Rory, ain't going on. Yeah. I think that's dope.
When they were on revolt, they did the same thing. Yeah, it's a morning show. You should be able to watch it live. I think that's great.
Why they didn't offer that dose?
Oh, we can't do the morning every day like they. We can't be lie. We can't be live.
We can't love.
No, man.
Not the shit we be talking.
No, no, no.
It'd be grand open and grand closing.
Once we had one live show.
You know how we like to sell, P.E. Joe, edit that?
Yeah.
Ain't none of that when we go live.
Like, it's no edit that.
It's just straight up like, oh, it's out there now.
Do you think we'd be more conscious of it, though?
Probably not.
I think so.
Maybe on the first one, then we start to get used to it.
Yes.
Then we get used to it.
The second week is over.
Somebody going to say something that's just going to be out there.
now and it's going to be like, oh well, we're going to get an email tonight for sure.
Who do you think it would be the one to get us canceled out of the three of us?
Rory, for sure.
Can we poll the entire room?
Starting with Pige.
Can we pull the-
Who do you think would get us canceled first?
Pete says Zip.
Definitely Zip.
Okay.
Ryan, what do you think?
Pete.
Well, I'm saying on microphone.
It definitely more.
Yeah.
Hell you.
I feel like Malt, but we're.
When we're live, Maul is very aware of us being live.
Yeah, like if we live, it's searching I know.
When we go, when we live stream,
Mall is very aware of us being live streaming.
When we're live streaming, you sometimes, like,
just have your intrusive thoughts that just come out.
True.
And like, it's like, oh, I was joking.
It's too late.
You can't take it back when you're live.
Okay, but I know for the most part,
everyone's cancelable thoughts in this room that we've said off mic.
And I think because we have more of a left-leaning audience,
Mall would be the one to get us clipped of all of our egregious can
things that we think and say.
I don't think so.
I think y'all underestimate me.
Once I know it's live, I could sense of myself really well.
You're going to make a joke on a certain demographic of people and you're going to be the one to get us canceled.
Maul just be talking shit about black people and gays.
Nobody cares.
You?
Yeah.
But I don't make fun of gays.
Neither do I.
I've never made fun of gay people.
Made fun.
I've never made fun of gay people before.
Don't do that.
So what would you say?
made fun. I may have laughed that something gay people have done or said, but I didn't make fun of them.
It's a difference. Okay. It's a difference. You didn't make fun of them for being gay. You just made fun of them and they happened to be gay.
I may, exactly. But right it out of specific part of their, that means, you know, I don't know if they're gay. I don't care about that.
If they do something funny and they say something funny, it's like, what the fuck is that? Like, what's funny that a gay person has said that made you laugh? Not at them, but with them.
Um, damn.
I can't really remember, Peach.
Something a gay person
that said that I made fun of.
I can't remember.
And I don't want to say nothing.
We made fun of Charlotte, man, a lot.
What?
You'd be stuff like that.
See, if we was live, they'd be out there.
Me? Like it.
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can't take you back i was using that as a segue to tell you i got through that jason lee and dame dash
interview and i'm glad i did because there's a point in there of course he's taking shots of
charlemagne the whole time saying him and jason lee are both gay but it's not offensive to jasonly
because he is gay dame what was jason lee's response to that he says charlemagne is the the straightest
man in radio and the whole room left um okay jason i guess i guess i guess i guess
get it. But in the middle of the interview, Dane literally sits there in a serious way and
tries to understand why Jason Lee sucks dick. Are you serious? Like he's literally, he's
explaining how godly women are he's like, why do you like dick? It's the funniest fucking thing
of all the time. Trying to understand why somebody is gay and pressing them like, nah, you're
definitely not gay though. And he's like, I'm gay. I can assure you that I am. And Dane just not
grasping the thought that somebody could be gay is the funniest fucking thing.
Oh, my Lord.
I got,
now I got to watch it.
You were telling me it was in suffering.
The beginning is really rough to get through because they're arguing out the gate and then it turns
into a very funny fucking conversation.
All right, cool.
I got to watch.
But not, trying to understand why somebody is gay is, that's your generation to a T.
Like, I can't even fathom why you, there's pussy right here.
Why are you sucking dick?
And Jason, he's had both.
Yeah.
He made his choice.
we're not live
why you look at me like that
he had both
he made his choice
why you got to say it like that though
yo Jason what's like Jason Lee
should come on come up here
probably two or three times
three times
we're big supporters of Jason Lee
he just keeps canceling on us
yo Jason what's up bro
he's not a big supporter are you obviously
nah Jason that's my guy
man I fuck with Jason Lee man
like Jason what's up next time
what we doing bro
like I thought she was coming by to kick it man
I'd talk some shit with Jason Lee
good dude I like Jason Lee
you understand why
He's gay.
You want to ask him the same questions.
Dame did, right?
Do I understand why he's gay?
That's what he likes.
Okay.
I'm just making sure of you.
I understand that people are gay.
I don't, I can't understand.
I'm not trying to connect with it,
but I understand that people are gay.
Yeah, you're attracted to what you're attracted to.
I understand, but I understand why y'all.
Yeah.
But I fuck with Jason Lido, good dude, man.
And like I said, met him in L.A.
And exchange was, was cool, mutual respect.
And he said, you know, he definitely wanted to come.
come on the show.
So Jason, what's up, bro?
We're waiting for you, man.
I think I kind of want Jason Lee
to interview Vlad
since we're on this subject.
Oh, God.
Because the same way Dane was trying to figure out
why Jason Lee is gay,
I would like Jason to ask Vlad
why he wants his asshole
penetrated, but he's not gay.
Who wants the asshole
penetrated?
Vlad, all right, so who's...
Oh, that's what he looks like?
I know.
I'm just like...
Come on, no.
No, I'm...
All right, so who's that?
that only fan chick, the white girl, that Sophie Rain?
Yeah, Sophie Raines claimed that an NBA player offered $15 million to take her virginity,
which she declined.
And Vlad said, I'll take him up on that offer for my anal virginity.
No LOLs either.
No psychiae, I was just playing around.
And then he did a poll on Twitter because for some reason he didn't understand that the rest
of us don't want to have our assholes penetrated by men.
And he did a poll on Twitter and said,
See guys, 30% of people want their asshole taken for $15 million.
So I want Jason to get to the bottom of that.
It's not my world.
It's not my thing.
No, I'm not.
And let your freak flag flag.
Nothing wrong if that's your journey of Ladd.
I just, you know, I don't understand how you don't understand that the rest of us are not on that type of time.
15 million ain't a bad number.
It's definitely not.
To lose your virginity.
I don't know about a man wanting to lose his anal virginity for 50.
I'm not even speaking to that.
but Sophie Ray makes a lot of money on Holy Fans.
I feel like Vlad probably makes a lot of money too.
I feel like if his number was higher,
more people would understand him.
Vlad is definitely rich.
Yeah.
But even if I was poor,
I'm not letting a man penetrate me
with his dick into my ass.
What would you do with this?
No.
I just like want to make that very clear.
What would you do if your son was at home crying
on a lot of bedroom for because he's hungry?
He keeps smoking crack.
You will, nah, you would let him.
He better put on his shysty and get with me.
Come out here and get it in this.
streets with me.
Fuck you mean.
Everyone got to pull their own weight around here.
Yeah.
What?
That's crazy.
You want to take a little tickle?
That's crazy as fuck.
Tickle?
Yeah, a little tickle for your child to eat.
You crazy as hell.
Fuck no.
I can never look at my child the same knowing I let a man
anally penetrate me while he eating steak.
What I had to do for that steak.
You crazy as hell.
Fuck no.
I can never sleep again.
It's not even.
That's not even blood money.
That's shitty money.
Yeah, that's butt money.
Yeah, like I got to sit with a little, you know when you got a hemorrhoid and you can't sit on, sit down all the way, you get the little cushion.
It's not that bad.
Like, it's this.
How you know?
People.
Oh, wait, wait.
Oh.
Whoa.
Whoa.
That's why when Demers was like, I take the $15 million.
I can't bet you would.
Like, how you, how you, how?
Baby D.
I was literally about.
I was literally about to say I have gay friends.
They have never complained about it.
Nah, we're not putting this on the gay friends.
You're the gay friend.
They have never complained.
Like, especially for your first time, like, it's fine.
Okay.
And most of these things, dick's little anyway.
You've taken shit's bigger than that.
You'd be right.
But typically a gay person wants a dick in their ass.
That's probably why it's not that bad.
It would be rape with me.
Well, yeah, but not if they're paying.
If you accept the money, it's not rape.
Man, listen.
Where's pride?
We was just on my pro.
We started the top of show with pride.
Pride is the devil.
Pride is the devil.
Sophie Rain turning out $15 million to lose a virginity.
Now, I get it.
Sophie Rain is probably the top five earner on OnlyFans.
So she's made well more than $15 million on Onlyfans.
She's made over $100 million on Onlyfans, according to AI.
15 million to just lose your virginity.
Also paying 15 million is to have shitty sex is weird, too.
yeah like I want to know who the who the player was
a sick person who likes probably likes kids
but you know there's that paying 15 million to have sex with a virgin is crazy
just offering that is crazy 15 million like what are you going
it's not going to be enjoyable for you
um what 1500 didn't have the best sex of your life
go to columbia 1500 or is she just like is she one of those that like just has
bikini picks on there she gets topless I think no
think she shows she gets naked but i don't think she like it's nothing's inserted to yeah i don't
think she's doing that i don't think she does that okay she gets naked um on only fans but yeah i don't
15 million i mean listen she pop on her shit because she'd be able to turn that down
that just speaks to the amount of money she's making or unlike vlad she's setting a precedent
and it needs to be more than 50 million dollars she said no to 15 oh she didn't say no she's at the
auction i think she just put that price out there
just to set this is this is the
15 no or maybe
maybe she values her virginity
and wants to lose it to somebody she likes and not
just maybe that can be a thing too
yes but come on yeah 15 million
baby don't awkwardly losing like the rest of us
15 million for your virginity you ain't gonna be like
I am sacred I am keeping it
I mean you would have put your ankle on your earlobe so
not if you can make 100 and one million from not
fucking anybody I'm saying if you didn't if you weren't
making a hundred million on the only fans
And the NBA player deemed you
He knew you was a virgin
And he said, yo, I'll buy you $15 million in the morning
To take my virginity
Yes.
You saying no?
As an adult now that I know what I know
No, you don't know nothing.
Oh, because I'm a virgin?
You're a virgin.
No.
You're saying no?
No, but now that I'm a woman,
I've been dealing women for free for so long, I realize.
No, that's what I'm saying.
You're just a woman, you never had sex?
I would say no.
I would say no.
I don't believe that.
I would because women, we're taught
when we're growing up,
we're taught that virginity is some like,
sacred beautiful like thing like we're taught that so losing it in a prostitution way is just like
as someone who knows nothing he's a prostitute well yeah that's her he's asking me okay losing it like in
such a prostituting way like we would be like oh my god no we would feel so dirty but women who have
been having sex for a long time and realize that dealing with men for free is not it yeah of course
baby d if a nigga had 15 million sitting in your account it said pending and all you had to do was let
that nigga hit and that 15 is in your account you're asking me what you're asking me
with my knowledge that I have now,
I'm saying, yeah, you're asking someone who's aversion
and doesn't know any better? No.
Me as a, no.
Does she have $100 million?
No.
She got $100 to her name and her savings.
That's just, come on, yeah.
And I'm saying a woman like that has,
she's got a work, she's living check to check.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
And a niggas just be like, yeah, $15 million tomorrow.
But people think virginity is worth so much more than it is.
Shit.
I agree.
It ain't that big of it.
They think that virginity is worth so much more.
Not worth more than 15 million.
I'll tell you that.
15.
You know how much mind cost?
A girl brought a $12 bottle of Burnett's grape over.
That's all it took for me.
That's what got me out of my draws.
15 million.
I wish I was a virgin and a fucking only fan's model was like, yo, I ain't going to lie.
Right now, 15 million for me to sit on it.
And I'm like, no.
I could never.
But you're a boy.
You're not raised in the same way.
Your virginity is not.
not like valued. You're a whore.
My virginity is not. No. Are you telling me my
virginity is not value? I value my virginity.
You're saying. Vlad was raised better than us?
That's what you're saying?
His ass still is intact.
Wait, wait. I'm not saying like ass play. I'm talking about like a woman just wanted to have sex
with me because I was a virgin. Yeah, no. And she's sick too.
People who just want to have sex with people because their virgins are sick.
I believe that. I believe that. You're a petophile. You want to have sex to the closest
thing you can to a child without it being illegal. There's something weird there for sure.
Niggas who search up barely 18 on porn hub, pedophiles.
Barely 18.
I think anyone that names porn period has a little weird shit going on.
Like, Busty Barely Legal on every video.
Like, why is Barely Legal the number one thing right here?
Well, they just knows the, they know the algorithm.
Like, same way we title you.
Yeah, we title YouTube shit not because we would watch it, but we know what people will watch.
That's how we title our shit.
It's knowing our shit. It's knowing the algorithm.
We got to name this episode, Barely Pod.
barely pardon just to get the barely the barely crowd it is busty barely pardon it is funny too when
you've seen like a porn star that you have watched for years and like three years pass and it's
the video's like yeah I've been watching you for five years yeah cut it out hey man people
fall in for it they do another one is when they be saying that they're stepmom I'm like
that's sick like what is that whole genre is that whole brother step all all of yeah because
people
And they only put step because incest is illegal.
Because if they could title shit fucking my mom, people would watch it.
Sickos.
People are sick, y'all.
Why y'all be surprised?
Did you call your boy and yelling his ear for breaking the record?
Like, did you, like, FaceTime him and scream?
Nah.
He said to make that a sound, put that on the soundboard, though.
He's like, you got to put that on the soundboard.
The year or the Echo Lab.
Peege got that shit down pack.
He could, like, mimic it perfectly.
He sounds just like you.
Yeah, we got to get the year on the sound board.
But no, I did congratulate him on, you know, obviously breaking the record and having 12 albums charting this week.
It was just a, you know, just a quick conversation of congrats on everything, man.
And which was the Michael Jackson record that he broke?
Most solo artists with the most number one has a hot 100.
Yeah, most billboard hits.
Oh, well, congrats.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Congrats to him.
Should have broke it last year when he dropped,
what did I miss?
But, you know, they did some funny shit with,
it debuted at number two, I think.
What did I miss last year?
Wrestling radio was.
But wasn't it like,
wasn't Taylor doing something that week or something?
No, they did something because I think he released it on a Friday.
He released it on the 4th of July.
I don't know what day that was.
What day that was last year?
Okay.
But radio did some funny shit saying when he, you know,
debuted it was, I don't know,
it was some funny shit.
So it debuted at number two last year.
Yeah, I think that's great for him.
And that's a crazy, crazy fucking stat for an artist.
But I don't know.
Maybe it's more of the internet's reaction that I just don't care.
Like people dissecting which had collabs and like, is this a true number?
Like, I don't care that much.
Because so that people know, they were saying because the majority of Drake's number ones have
features. Either he's a feature or
somebody else is a feature.
And then he's the lead artist. And then Michaels are like
damn there, all of them. I think,
except for, I think one or two. Maybe Paul McCartney
would be doing. Yeah, are just him.
So they're saying that's not fair. I'm like, it doesn't
fucking matter people.
Like, I'm like, you want to look at it.
I mean, he's still going to
be put out of them. Drake comes from the generation where
A-listers collaborate.
Like, that's the era of music now.
Jay-Z's first number one was
Alicia Keyes singing on the hook.
Which is ridiculous to me.
Beyonce has collab number one.
We're in the era of collabing.
Whereas Mike, those pop stars
typically didn't do that.
So I don't, yeah,
it matters.
Yeah, I don't, you know,
however you want to dissecting and break it down,
I don't really care.
I think the fact that he has 12 albums
that are chart in this week to me
is what I really look at it.
Like, that's fucking insane.
He released 43 songs,
42 of them in the top Hot 100.
Insane.
Like shit like that is what I'm looking at,
Like, that's just, we've never seen that before, especially from an artist that is a rapper first.
Yeah, we obviously know Drake makes more than just rap music, but he's a rapper first.
And we've never seen a rapper be able to do that, and we probably won't ever see that again.
Yeah.
I mean, again, happy for him, congrats.
I was a little more stoked for the Lizzo Chili's collab.
I thought that was a cooler stat.
They're collabing?
She's now the face of Chili's.
That's fire.
Get your bag, Liz.
Which they needed the rebrand.
because they were smoking shit back in the day
with Chili's babyback ribs,
then they did the Austin Powers Collette.
Like Chili's does good brand partnerships,
but it's been a while.
Lizzo's got to bring Chili's back.
I think that's fire.
Chili's had a great fried ice cream they used to do.
I don't know if they still do it.
That's Big Bag this fuck more.
I ain't a lot.
It's Chili's.
We're here for.
Do we eat healthy?
I've never been to a Chili's.
You've never been to Chili's?
I've never been to Chili's.
How have you never been to Chili's?
I've just never been to one.
you gotta go baby d we gotta go to chilies do we yeah
peach is forcing me to go to fucking applebees for the don't poolio
i think you gotta get the don't poolio
i think you have to jillies has lizzo
applebees has to get peach yeah like for sure
peach has to be the face apple be yeah you're not gonna get the don't poolio
he's making me go with him yeah come you got to get him and a
him and a alex they're making me go to get a don't pulyo
which is an inflatable pool full of don holio margarita or something
And you're going to one across from Barclays?
Like that one's lit.
Like, there'd be hos in there.
Yeah, but they'd be young.
They all from L.I.
You know, because when I was a young hoe from L.A.
You know, that's what you was at?
Yeah.
That's what you was at.
No, but Chili's food-wise, I think it's better than Applebee's.
I think Lizzo's going to whip them back in shape,
and that's going to be the spot now.
Chili's definitely has better food than Applebee's.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, Applebee's food sucks.
He got mad at me for sending it back, but it sucks.
It depends which Applebee's.
You're just sending something back that they're just going to put back in a microwave.
Yeah.
They're not going to make it any better.
But it'll be hot.
That's fine.
You're going to feed me some dog shit.
Feed me hot dog shit.
Don't feed me mid-luquarm dog shit.
Yeah, there's nothing worse than biting into something you think is hot and it's cold in the middle.
Yeah, that's the worst.
Like every hot pocket ever.
I'd be feeling like somebody ordered at another table and they sent it back.
Yeah.
And then you ordered right after that person.
Oh, it's right there.
He ain't even touch it.
And they just send it to you like, no, I don't want that shit.
Yeah, my fool got to be hot.
I don't know, man.
We might need to do the Don Puglios for game one.
NBA finals at Applebee's
Across in the Barclays
So we can really shit on them
Mm
NBA finals at
Applebees
Yeah get us a couple
Tom Pulios
Wow
Sounds like hell
Yeah that sounds wow
You wouldn't watch the game
At Applebees
No
I wouldn't
Pige I'm with you man
That's my type of environment
For a game
It's gonna be too packed
Yeah
It's gonna be two packed at Applebees
Two packed
I keep trying to get maraud.
That's a sick spot though for everyone to pick.
You gotta get there early.
Like is it going to be packed?
Yeah.
It's peck every time.
With the amount of bars, I'm trying to think.
There's an Aphibis on Jamaica Avenue and by Barclays Center.
I don't if there's other ones.
There's so many bars that people would go to before they go to Applebee's in that area.
I was in Toronto for one of the games when they was in the finals.
And I was at a restaurant that it was a nicer restaurant than Applebee's.
And that shit was packed.
I paid the bartender to hold a seat at the,
the bar for me.
Like, that's how packed.
So Applebee's, New York,
the Knicks and the finals,
definitely going to be packed.
Can you imagine if BBQs
was still open in the Bronx and we were in the finals?
Hell no.
I think that's why they closed
BBQs in the Bronx.
For a regular season game.
Yeah, they knew Jaylen was going on.
Like, you know what?
This is the year we got to shut this shit down.
Are they still open in Times Square?
I think so.
The one on 23rd, I think it's still open.
Part in the local shit right now, but all of that shit.
Oh, BBQs for the game is going to be crazy.
That's insane.
Yeah.
But I like that energy.
though. Like, where me and P's to go to watch the game,
like it don't be too packed,
but it'd be, you know, it's energy.
I'm saying that, but I'm going up town
to Harlem to one of the handball courts to watch it,
and that's probably going to be the same type of environment.
It's going to be packed, a bunch of niggas in there, like,
in the park. Yeah. But that environment
is kind of cool. Outside in the park and dark
and the handball court is the,
you know, projected. Like, that's a cool
environment. For the playoffs, yes.
For the finals, I think I'll be too nervous.
I'm going to be a nervous wreck. I might need to be
in my house with the lights off by myself.
Not even in my living room TV.
Like my bedroom TV.
Definitely doing a seance around a candle.
A seance around the TV.
What are you doing?
You know in the beginning of belly when young DMX does his, his seant shit?
You gotta do that?
I'm gonna do the same thing with Josh Hart in the middle.
I think if we go back to the,
I don't know when we spoke about it,
but I did say I had the Knicks walk into the finals this year.
You did?
Because everybody was hurt.
Like Indiana was hurt.
We were saying we should have and thank God we did.
Yeah.
But I don't know, man.
I'm excited.
I just want to leave it at that.
Listen, now that now that it is finally here,
I'm not going to lie.
It's like, oh shit, the Knicks are in the finals.
We may not ever see this again.
It's been 27 years since the last,
Ryan wasn't even born.
Solar Eclipse.
The last time the Knicks were in the finals.
None of us were born the last time they won it.
Well, yeah, last time they wanted, none of us were born.
But now that they're back, the Knicks are back in the finals.
How are we feeling?
Do we want O KC or do we want San Antonio?
I don't know.
This series, because we're recording this on Thursday.
Right now it's three.
The answer is okay.
We want O KC.
They both looked amazing and they both looked shitty.
Man, we do not.
You do not want to see Wemby coming to the garden, bro.
We did okay against the Spurs this season.
I don't go to fuck what they did during the regular season.
The Knicks do not want Wemby to walk into the garden for the finals.
You don't want that.
Just let Mitch step on his toe one time.
Game one, just step on the stove.
I take my chances with OKC.
You know, I think we throw some guys at Shea.
Well, he kind of looks like shit right now.
So throw Josh at him, you know, OG.
you know, put some bodies on.
I think Jalen fares better
against O KC
than having to
deal with Dearen Fox and Stefan Castle
and those guys over in San Antonio.
I just think that it's a...
I want to see a great series, though.
So I don't want it to be easy for the Knicks.
I don't want it to sound like that.
I don't want it to be easy.
I want to see a great final.
I hope it goes seven games.
I hope it doesn't.
I hope it goes seven.
I hope it goes four.
No, I want the Knicks to win,
but I want it to be like a seven.
seven game like I want us every day to come in here like what the fuck like I wanted to be one of
those series I want the Knicks to win but I just don't think that I don't I don't think we want
to see Wimby coming to New York for a championship I'm 36 blood pressure is now a thing because I'm at
this age I don't need seven games no it means no it's me an easy four that's too easy and let's
go right to the parade that's too easy set for another four games sweep it's not it's no fun
in that I wanted to go seven and we sit down like what the fuck team but
What if we win?
If the Knicks win.
Scared in New York.
Bro, what if we win?
I'm going to the parade.
What?
I'm going to the parade.
The president is to start that night.
Yeah, I'm going to the parade.
You got to go.
Like Juvei?
Yes.
You got to go to the next parade.
Like I said, we may not, we may not ever see this again.
I'm scared.
In our lifetime.
We may not ever.
Amara might be at three Knicks parades in her lifetime.
Like, you and I, Roy, you may not ever see this again.
But it could shift.
It could shift the Knicks culture.
We could be a winning franchise now.
I mean, I hope so.
I hope so.
Definitely a playoff,
a playoff contended team every year now.
But getting to the finals, you know,
with healthy teams in the East and,
you know, how much it takes to get to the final.
Everybody has to stay healthy.
Everybody, you know, it's a lot that goes into a team making the finals.
So for the Knicks to be in the finals,
days of rest, because the West is not settled yet.
So they got days to rest, no injuries.
As a Knicks fan, this is the,
the perfect
perfect season.
That's why I've been so scared
the whole playoffs.
Everything's been perfect.
Yeah, exactly.
So you know, it's like that,
it's the,
it's the, it's the, it's trauma.
And like,
I don't even mind the idols.
I used to be scared of idle time
because we had people like J.R. Smith.
Yeah.
Who's gonna be drunk every fucking night
in New York City.
Like, they're all at home
with their wives.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's nerve wracking.
It's the Nick trauma, man.
It's like we all collectively
feel like something has to happen.
Something has to go wrong.
Cat is really playing for his job.
I mean, he's had a great playoff series.
You think if we lose, they try to break up the team for Greek freak?
I mean, anytime you can get yonish, you do what you got to do.
But I don't, I don't see the Knicks.
I don't see the necessity in it.
They got to the fight.
Yeah.
What can you, like what I'm saying?
They got there.
This team got to the finals.
Like, you get Yonis and get back to the finals and then what?
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, all right, yeah, I just did that.
Like, so I don't know if the Knicks break.
I think that the culture that they have now, the camaraderie.
You know, Janus is a league MVP champion.
I think you bring him in, we started the top of the episode with this ego.
Does him and Jalen get along?
You know what I'm saying?
I think it's just so many different dynamics that you have to think about going after a guy like Janice.
I just don't know if it's necessary for the Knicks to make that move.
Think what they got right now.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it, man.
I think I would actually cry if they won.
I'm not even joking.
You, what do you mean?
You're going to cry if they're going to cry if they're.
win. Like, I really think- You can cry, nigga.
No, but if they win, I'm not, I'm numb to them losing. That's another day to me. If they
win, like, if the clock is running down and the Knicks are up 10 with like 30 seconds left
and it's like for the, niggas is crying. I've never cried because it was point of I like really
would think I'm going to cry. What? You have to cry. As a New Yorker, you have to cry.
We're watching the Knicks? Like, I'm not even a die hard Knicks feeling like that. And I know
I'll cry. Like, yo, they're about to do it. Like, the Knicks are won a champion.
ship, that's insane.
Like, that is something that every Nick
fan is like,
this is like, no, this can't be happening.
This is crazy.
No.
It's insane.
So if they're up, like, yes,
and it's like the game,
like this is,
they won three,
10 seconds and they're up,
it's like, bro,
the Knicks won the championship.
Niggas is growing in a crime.
Yeah.
That's a fact.
New York is a crime.
It has to be a national holiday for that parade,
though.
Like, there's no way people can go to work that day.
No, no, no.
No, no.
You can't go to work.
in the Knicks
In the Knicks
We used to that
We used to the Yankees
winning
Even though it's been
Some years
But it's like
The Knicks won the championship
Come on
We gotta do the parade
On the FDR
Like yeah
Not even on Athab or anything
Fifty two years
Like come on man
You gotta celebrate that
Definitely
Mom Donna Stan
Who?
Mom Donna what?
Mom Donna what?
Mom Donestine
You haven't heard of that?
No what is that?
They're saying it's Mom Dany
Donnie like
But we stand him
Is that what you're saying?
Like
Afghanistan.
Like, it's my...
Like Shy Rack.
They call New York, Mom Donistan?
Mm-hmm.
Oh my God.
I got to move.
I got to move out of New York.
I got to get out of here.
He said New York energy is back, man.
The Nix is up.
Shit is good.
It's a good energy in New York.
Well, I know you don't really go outside like that, but the energy is good, man.
I think this is going to be one of them New York summers.
If we win, I promise you, every supermarket, not by choice, is going to be free that night.
Looting will be happening in the happiest of ways.
Who's why would y'all do that?
To celebrate.
Mondami said everything's free.
He didn't say that.
I think he ran on that.
He ran on it.
I think he always bought his campaign.
I got on the bus and they was like,
275, what?
No, I voted for Mom Dani. I'm good.
Back door.
Yeah, back door.
Back door.
Back door.
I voted for Mom Donnie.
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You've got mail.
What's happening?
I'm all right there, Rory, Maldemaris.
Shout out to y'all.
Just coming off of listening to the latest Reason episode, shout out reason.
That was an amazing project he put out.
Definitely one of my favorites of the year.
But let's get into it.
You guys brought up Waile in the latest episode
and how he was wrongfully left off the hottest one-ha,
hottest 100 rappers list.
And, you know, it just had me thinking.
obviously it's well documented.
Your guys love for Waleigh and his discography.
I'm of that same belief too.
Came up listening to him in the blog era and all that.
But had me think about how do we feel about a Waleigh, Big Sean versus.
This is just speculating, but obviously they are both contemporaries coming up in the blog
area at the same time.
Both have phenomenal discographies, commercial and critical success and hits and stuff
like that. They definitely both have like at least 20 hits as well as a deep
mix tape catalog to to reach into and features. But how do we feel about that? I'm
kind of leaning with Wale taking the W on that. No disrespect to Sean. But I, you know,
I've seen both of them live. I feel like Wale's hits ring off a little bit harder.
And, you know, especially when it comes to his features, the R&B bag that he can get into.
I feel like I see him kind of coming out on top on that.
that. But yeah, let me know what your thoughts are. Peace and love and blessings.
That's a good question. I mean, I think both Walee and Big Sean are underrated as far as
hitmakers. Like they do both have big hits that I think people forget about. I'm not saying
Waleigh would wash him, but I don't know if it'd be that close. And I love Sean. And I think
Sean has crazy record. I think Click will go crazy. Guap, bounce back.
Like he's got joints that would do really well in a verses.
Blessings would go up.
But Wale has always kept a hit record every time he's put out all fucking 12 of his albums.
Yeah.
And they can play songs that their features on, right?
Yeah.
Because I think that that might be where Big Sean moves up.
Not past Waleigh, but he moves up a little bit because Big Sean has a lot of big features.
He does.
And not for nothing.
Like on Click, he has a great verse with two of the.
other greatest rappers of all fucking time.
Like he keeps up.
I just don't, those moments,
I don't know how crazy they'll be
if it's just one quick verse
when Wale can do that with no hands.
Like, click would go nuts,
but if Wale replies with Waka,
Roscoe dash, no hands,
and you have 10 other records like that,
just chilling.
What would be your first 10
if you were Wale?
That's a good question.
out the gate
I would probably
I would maybe even
and start with
bad lotus flower bomb
dice pineapples
I might do a whole girl set
to start the shit
before we even get
to any of the harder records
Valet is being Sean in a version
he is
Wale is yes
and I fuck with Sean
but WaleA
has like those
those records that
Rory just named
I think that that's the
you know
that's what separates them
Sean got some dope verses and features too and big records,
but I think when you start getting into that set of just the women records,
the records that the girls love,
I think that's why it separates himself.
You got 12 out the gate of just those.
Yeah.
And I mean, even recently, like,
poke it out with Jay Cole was a really big record years ago.
Like, I think that does really well in verses.
And, I mean, if they go back to older shit, like Nike boots,
I don't know who's listening how old they are,
but Nike boots was a huge record
as well that I think would work in a versus.
Pretty Girls with Gucci Man was crazy.
Like, yeah, I think Wiley gives a lot of artists a hard night.
Yeah.
You got records.
And that's no slight to Sean,
but I'm saying I think Wiley could go up against artists
that we say would do better in verses than a big Sean would.
I think Wiley gives them a very, very long,
long fucking verses.
I think Big Sean has a bigger advantage
if the crowd is full of white people.
You think so?
Mm-hmm.
You don't think the whites love Lotus Flower Bomb?
I'm not talking about, though.
I'm not talking about, like, your type of white.
I'm not talking about, like, the hip-hop whites.
The 7-Eleven?
Yeah.
But did they like Biggson?
Or, like, the whites who go and see ludicrous at the fair.
Okay.
Yeah.
those but i think because while you might not play i don't fuck with you if you play that go crazy
if you if you play that for that's white people's like that that's a hit record that's why people
dreams and nightmares yeah yeah no dead ass though like so i thought journey was but everyone
no that might be white people dreams nightmares holy shit
Oh no.
Sweet Carolin.
No, the whites we do love, I don't fuck with you.
That would go crazy.
No matter what that's going crazy at a versus.
Yeah.
I think blessings would do really good as well.
That's a good versus record.
You belong to short while at when you have a song that people can get married to.
Yeah, matrimony.
Like Plano games should be a win for Sean.
But if you follow that up with Usher, matrimony, I don't really know.
Yeah.
I don't know what we doing there.
Where's that
Not that I really care
But I just want to see
What that record is knowing
The record with him and Leon Thomas
Where's that at right now?
Yeah, watching us with Waleigh and Leon Thomas
On rhythmic airplay
Billboard, it's number one
Hot R&B and hip hop
It's at number 14
And then overall it's at 76
Okay
But again,
with pretty much every Wale single
For the last decade
It's like a slow burn
Like they worked the record
And it takes a few months
but he gets to top 10.
It's also very hard for the past couple years
for black music to be in that top three,
the top three, top five spots.
It just doesn't happen that often.
Yeah, but I just want to see
because that record is incredible.
Yeah.
I just wanted to see what it was doing.
That's all.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I'm taking Wale in that matchup.
But I also think Sean gives a lot of people a hard time, too.
I don't think Sean is the easiest versus.
No, not at all.
At all. That's actually a great matchup.
I don't think so.
Really?
I think it's a good matchup because we consider them peers.
Yeah, same era.
Same era kind of.
And people would assume that they have the same level of success, but that reaches into
when we say that Waleigh is not as big as he should be because his records, like, be big,
but he's not as big as he should be.
Wale has better records.
And that's no dist to Sean because I love Sean.
but yeah
yeah
and they've been more consistent
the good music thing
I mean not to say
while I didn't have MMG that wasn't big
but the good music shit definitely did help
and put Sean in rooms
in certain opportunities that probably
while they didn't get with certain records
but also
Walee has been way more consistent than Sean
yeah Sean takes like four years off
in between albums
Wale's every year or every other year at minimum
so that's where it's kind of also not fair
too
like if you were just doing
doing 2011 versus,
then okay, cool.
But their whole career,
yeah,
while it's just been way more consistent.
Let fucking my love
with WizKid go off.
Like,
that's a,
that's a point in versus.
Yeah.
Well,
no,
that was a good question.
Um,
we have any more voice in a lot?
Yo,
what's up in the pod?
Well,
um,
I got a question for your heart.
So I'm fucking in the short
for like six months,
right?
And whenever she go outside,
like,
she'll go ghost.
And I don't fuck with that for her.
like to me, like when we're outside, like, talking is like important to me.
But I'm not saying, you know, she got to text me for like 30 seconds or nothing.
You know, I'm just a little like, oh, I'm going out of this bar, just made it, fin to leave,
following home, shit like that, right?
Just, just something instead of her, you know, going out, not saying she's going out,
getting to the crib, and then being like, oh, I was outside.
My bad.
And like, now, like, we are.
arguing about it. I'm just saying like, bro, like, I don't want you to tell me everything.
Like, they could just like, you know what I'm saying? It's like, let a nigga know some, you know?
Like, you're going out and for the whole night, I don't hear shit until you at the crib,
but the next day, that shit, that shit brought her the fuck out of me.
Like, I'm probably going to say, oh, she, she fucking off on, when she outside, which could
be true, could be true shit. I don't know, I don't know what she do outside.
But, like, I'm asking her, like, you know, just meet me halfway.
You ain't got to, you got to, you got to be in your phone.
on the whole language.
Just let the nigga know some.
You know what I'm saying?
So what y'all think?
What should I do?
So who's got to drag your nuts a little bit, homie?
Who's going to tell him?
Go outside and don't hit her phone.
Just go outside.
Like, if that's how she's playing it, all right?
Let her know this is one-on-one.
Like, it's my, all right, my ball now.
I don't care if you're in your 20s, 30s, 40s.
If a girl goes out,
and especially if she's drinking
and she doesn't text you, you're not the one for her, bro.
No.
I don't care what age it is.
I don't care what age it is.
If she's out and she's drunk and she doesn't text you,
she's texting somebody else.
That's not always true.
Okay, you know what?
I like the fact that baby you put always.
That's not always true.
Often true.
It's not always true.
It's not always true.
But it's true sometime.
I only drunk call people who I don't have
the healthiest,
relationship with. If we talk all day, every day, or we see each other all the time,
when I walk out with my friends, I'm not talking to you. I talk to you all the time.
So when I'm out with my friends, me and my friends, I have it a fucking ball. The only
stipulation that I usually have is that I have to let you know when I get home. I'll let you
know, I'm home. I'm safe. You know what if you text? I'm home in this 5.30 in the
morning. Sometimes you get home at 5.30 in the morning. And sometimes you're single too.
That also is true.
Yeah, sometimes you sing. 99% of the time, it's true.
when you get home at 5.30. You're now single.
I'm not going to hold you. But though I'm not going to hold you.
Don't you know what the craziest thing is, is the nights when I got home at 5.30 in the morning
was the most innocent nights.
That like when you get home at 2 o'clock, it's because usually you rushing home to
something. Like, or you rushing a yo club just closed. We about to, uh, uh, uh, 5.30 in the
morning, you and your home girls was just doing stupid shit. Like you weren't like,
you know, you weren't hoeing. Like, if you're hoeing, you don't text I'm home at 530
in the morning. You text you home at 2 o'clock with your bonnet on.
sleep and then you hang up
all right babe get some sleep
snatch the bonnet off
and do what you was about to do
hypothetically if you're a cheater
I wouldn't know I'm not a cheater
but 5.30 in the morning
I was at Sahara one time 530 in the morning
me and Alex got home
530 at the morning
sun coming up weas at Sahara
listening to unreleased
JZ and smoking hookah
do a split to the middle of the floor
Pam go outside
have fun
act like you single dog
like if that's a constant
thing every time she go out.
Yeah, if she, if you've complained about it and she hasn't changed it, she don't
respect you.
It's a respect thing.
Not saying she's doing anything, but she don't respect you.
If you're complaining about something and she's, she's not apologizing for her, like, babe,
I really just forgot we were having a time.
Yeah.
Or, because if that's the case, she would be like, well, here, here's my location.
You have my location.
So I'm not going to text you because I'm having too much fun, but you have my location.
So you think the girl that doesn't text him is going to give her location to him?
I would do that, but yeah, I don't know about her.
Imagine having a boyfriend that you.
You're like, yo, I'm not in text you because I was having too much fun.
It takes three seconds to be like, yo, babe, we're here, just got to this spot.
We got to get some drinks and eat.
I think that that's corny.
Like, if we in, let's say, we live in New York.
If we spot hopping, I got to text you every time I get to a new spot.
Yeah.
Here my location.
You track me.
Watch me like a little sim.
Not necessarily every time you go to a new spot, but a check-in, if you leave the house at 8 and it's fucking past midnight, like, yeah, a checking is.
Yeah, I feel like a checking is fine.
I'm not saying every time you go to a new bar
like just got to this location and like no
I'm going to know what my woman is at.
But he didn't say that that was his girlfriend.
He said he's been dating this girl.
When people say that,
if she dating somebody else, man.
You wanted to date is.
That's why, yeah, I think he's just part of the options.
Yeah, you wanted the dates.
It's tough being in a relationship, man.
Because you sound like a guy that really like her.
He's trying to, you know what I mean?
I think it's tough for dating in these situations
than being a relationship.
Hypothetically, in the best way,
you don't have to worry about that stuff
in a relationship because no one's cheating.
When you're dating now and the access
that people have to people,
yeah, bro, you know,
no one's cheating in a relationship.
I'm saying in the best possible scenario.
Have you been living last?
No, no.
I said in the highest form, no one is cheating.
So you don't have to worry about that.
Dating now, there's going to be a 99% chance
that the person you're dating
is probably talking to three or four of the people.
Which is fine.
There's nothing wrong with that.
She can't text you because the person flitting the bill said next word.
He worked.
And he already got the night mapped out.
That's why dating to me is tougher than the relationship.
Because like you have to pretend like you don't like someone too much where like you're not allowed to say, you know, you can't do that because that's not your girl.
But you still feel like that still hurts.
But you got a date to get to a relationship.
I know.
I'm just saying that's why the dating process sucks.
So he's dating her and she's doing this.
How are you going to get to the relationship?
Yeah, well, she probably would say
you'll just step up.
Step up.
Women just say words more.
Apply pressure.
Apply pressure.
So now when this nigga
walking to the spot that you win.
My favorite thing.
I love that.
And he choke you.
That's not what the best are.
I didn't say apply pressure to my vocal cord.
Oh, okay.
Theoretically, apply pressure.
Like I said, he'll get us canceled first.
Yeah.
No, women like that.
I tell you interpret.
Women like that.
Women like when a nigga pop up in the spot.
In a consensual sexual way, yes.
Women do like to see their nigger pop up in the spy.
I know he mad.
Oh, that's true.
Depends.
No, that's true.
Depends.
It depends.
You like that.
You like that.
That's why you giggling.
No, no, no, no.
Her Tossack ass definitely likes that.
No, no, no.
It depends.
Like, girl, this nigga just won't yet.
That ego gets fed right away.
No.
Look, I got it.
I got it.
What it depends on?
If you poping up because I started an argument with you and you know for sure that I'm just
out with my home girls, fine.
If you popping up because I ain't answering and you found me when I wasn't trying to be found,
that I don't find.
No, no, no.
That's bad.
No, that's bad.
Why you ain't answering your phone?
Don't do that.
Especially if we're not in a relationship.
Because if we're not in a relationship,
and you just like, you know, we got-
Oh, we're in a relationship.
And you ain't answering your phone?
Because I'm pissed?
I'm pulling up.
I mean, that's fine.
He's applying pressure.
But like if we're in a relationship,
you applied enough pressure, that's why we're in a relationship.
But if we're-
Clearly not enough.
If we're just dating, like if we're just dating,
don't do that.
Don't pop up on.
If I don't want to be found, don't find me, nigga.
If we're just dating, don't find me.
Nah, I see.
Because you might see some shit you don't want to see.
You know, not wanting to be found in some shit you don't want to see.
Like me walking through that door while you with that nigga.
You?
Yeah.
I walk through.
Sit right next to y'all.
What's up?
Who this nigga?
Oh, my God.
You're from Brooklyn?
You're from Brooklyn?
Your cousin?
Yeah, those are my niggas.
Don't do that.
Don't do that with me.
Yeah.
I walk right up.
You play with me.
You was just in my crib last night.
Oh, you're hating ass.
Don't do that.
You are a hater.
You are a hater.
You got shit in my crib right now.
Don't do that.
do that. That's some OD hating shit. If we're not in a relationship, don't come like,
nah, she was just with me. You all. I'm not talking to the niggins. I'm like, yo, you got,
your shit is in my crib right now. Send that in invisible ink. Don't fucking text me. Don't say that
shit out loud. You bugging. I wish a girl would be in my crib the night before and if she
get dressed, leave, go out with her girls and be with another nigga. Probably happen before
more. And her shit is in my house. Probably happened to everyone in this room. Yeah, I know it's
happened to be. Yeah. And I, but I ain't ever find out. No, for what I'm just saying it's probably
happened. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But then if I pop up and I see that.
Well, then why didn't you make an honest woman out of her? If you like her that much,
why you ain't make an honest woman? Why you ain't ask her to be yours? If you like her,
put a ring on it. Not even love. If you like her. Yes, no, maybe.
Put a ring around your eye if you don't get up out of this restaurant right now.
Like I said, he's got to get a scary. He's joking, everyone. He's joking.
Yeah, but you can't, I don't know. That's that the dating thing that men do
where it's like they feel like you're yours, but they still want to be able to date other people.
so it's like I have no title on it
but like you still belong to me
get the fuck
if we're not in a relationship
it's not sign sealed and delivered
that we're in a relationship
please know I'm dating other people
please know that
even when I'm not
just assume that I am
see with the marriage
you'd be talking to all this tough
Willie gangster shit right
in the moment you find out
a nigga fucking with another chick
that's when you start changing
your hair color
you start acting like a whole new chick
you come in here
it's like you should do 80 today
but I thought you was like,
yo, we're in a relationship.
If we're in a relationship,
if we're in a relationship
and I find out you're cheating on me,
then that's fine.
You're not in a relationship.
But even if you're not in a relationship,
when you find out he told him to another girl,
you're going to be mad.
If we're not a relationship,
I'm assuming that you're talking to bitches.
I assume that.
And you're still going to be mad.
I'm only mad if I see you spending too much money on them.
All right.
Yeah, it's his money.
It's a hierarchy thing.
Even when we're dating,
I still need to be number one in the hierarchy
if we're just dating.
I can't just date you
and you got a different favor, bitch.
Oh, no, no, no, I can't do that.
Even if we're just dating and we're donating and people.
And he already has number one in his MySpace top eight.
Like, well, if I'm, if I'm brand new, then I can move her over.
But if I've been here for a while and I'm not treated and there's a favorite, then I go.
I can't.
What is she ill?
That's ego.
I have an ego thing.
You said what?
Like, what is she ill?
That's what's up.
Okay.
It's me, though.
Hmm.
Fire you?
Mm-hmm.
Good luck, Charlie.
When you're dating and you go on another date, do you tell the guy that you're going on a date?
do you tell the guy that you're going on a date
or you just say you're going out?
I say I'm going out.
And I keep, I don't lie, but I keep dancing around it.
So, but if you, if you are hard pressed to know, yeah, I'm going on a date.
But I don't, they usually don't do that.
Men don't usually want to know certain shit like that.
They ask, where you going on going out?
If I don't say I'm going out with Alex, I'm going out with Alexa.
I'm going out with Allison.
I'm going out with.
If I don't say who I'm going out with, I just say I'm going out.
I heard you.
Let me know when you get home.
hell make niggas like they used to boy
I'll be damn I'll be damn
you doing what sit down huh
But that's corny
That's corny maw
That ain't corny
You can't do that
I'm trying to save you from your demise
You gonna go out here and fuck one of these niggas
Wouldn't be in a relationship with me
If you're trying to save me from my demise
Yeah we're in a relationship
He's just trying to give you a large person
But how many bitches you're in a relationship with currently
Now you're going into other shit
Yeah exactly
That's how they don't make bitches like me
No, sit down, sit down.
Had some focus about this stuff.
I'm on what you want to, twin.
You ain't got no focus.
That's the problem.
You don't want to break the bond.
You can't get to that on the level.
You too, your energy, you're spreading it too thin.
And so are you.
How?
You don't know that?
Oh, my focus is right here.
No, it's not.
How?
What's you missing?
When I'm like, we're lacking in our relationship?
Hmm.
What you feel like is Marco?
What you feel like it's lacking?
Loyalty.
Loyalty.
You don't feel no lawyer.
Ain't, ain't no woman coming to you as a woman.
She ain't coming.
Just because she ain't.
Just because she ain't coming to me means that she's loyalty.
You don't feel like you're loyal to me.
You don't feel like you lesser than.
You ain't never been with me and felt like you lesser than.
You have never been with me and felt like you was lesser than.
That's a fact.
You wouldn't even know about that nigga.
If you may ask me about him, stop asking me questions.
No, I'm not asking you nothing.
I'm telling you to sit down and relax yourself and focus on this relationship.
Me and him are relaxing.
Why would I focus on you?
Go ahead.
Get your shit and go with that.
That's how we're going to do that.
We're going to do that real easy.
You know what?
Too much back and forth.
Pack your shit up.
Get up.
Too much back and forth.
if we ain't doing all that.
Pack your shit up.
Go be free.
I'm gonna let me go be free.
I don't hold nobody gets me.
We'll go be free.
Go ahead.
But every action is an equal
or opposite reaction.
That's a fact.
If I go to call you
and you wish shorter
and you can't answer the phone,
guess what?
No.
I needed you and you weren't there for me.
Okay.
Yeah, but what did you need?
Because I hate that.
Like, what did you need at that moment?
I needed you.
Yeah, but like for what?
I felt like I wanted to kill myself
and you was with another bitch.
Okay.
Well, yeah.
For that you call one of 100.
Better help.
Logic.
I got logic.
I got logic.
I got it.
For that you called Winnie Hunter,
better help.
Code Rory Ball.
Yo,
wanting to kill yourself
and you call your nigga
and he don't answer
you think you're going to another bitch.
Oh my God.
Now I got to take everybody
with me like a middle-aged white man.
Yeah.
Everybody got to die.
That I can respect.
It's like when women say I needed you
and they're like,
yo, what did you need?
My bad, my bad.
I need to know the capital of West Virginia.
Like, all right.
If I need to know the capital of West Virginia,
if you're heading another bitch pussy,
I feel like you disloyal.
It don't matter.
I needed that.
Maybe I was on a game show.
Maybe niggas wrote the wrong answer on the mirror.
The fuck, I needed you.
I was your phone a friend with a who was a big millionaire?
Yeah.
And you were a bitch.
She's having game night at the crib, but you was her phone a friend.
Piss me to fuck off.
You put a bitch.
Well, to that gentleman, I don't mean to be morbid, but yeah, she's probably with other people.
She don't like you like that.
Or she's not girlfriend.
Either she do like you like that, but she really just does not know how to compromise
or she's not girlfriend material
or she don't like you like that.
She texts in Samayo.
So either way, what you say, Ma?
Get up out of here.
Take your shit.
Dumber.
Dumber.
Dumper.
Dump her.
Well, new music out right now.
An artist I love, Rory, still be mine.
Featuring Black Odyssey and Lucky Day
Day available now.
Shout out to Tao and Jessica
and the entire Tau staff
that let us shoot the video there.
And Demaris's North Star
has an album out right now.
Yeah, I can't wait.
to hear that. Big Mama.
Shout out the Lotto.
Postpartum Lotto. Lotto and Mariah
the scientist on the same album I might explode.
Nah, but they're both in love now.
Mariahscientist is always in love.
And Lado has always been in love.
Yeah, actually that's true.
What are you talking about?
Her whole entire last album was about being in love.
That's why I like it so much.
I'm very interested to hear.
I think this next single or the single that comes out,
they'll have heard it by now, but that comes out tonight
is Lotto and Doja Cat.
And I'm actually very interested to hear what that.
Yeah.
No, those are a lot of that year.
When is Doja coming in New York?
I think the end of the year.
I'm going.
She's on tour for which album?
I thought she already toured that album.
She did.
She took Lavi?
No, she comes to New York the end of this year, I think.
Oh, wow.
Oh, trust me, I know.
I marked it on my calendar.
I know I've been wanting to see Doja live.
I just need to hear Tia Tamera live.
I want to hear that live so bad.
But yeah.
I'm not mad at Lotto and sexy red either.
That should be good.
I am.
We heard it already.
Oh, we did?
Oh no, I'm sorry.
That was a Glorilla, not sexy.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
But I mean, I liked, I like the features.
Odeo, WizKid, Tiana.
She has some big features on that album.
Jelly roll is going to be interesting.
Jelly roll, jelly roll.
But yeah, this is her retirement.
This is her black album.
So.
Okay.
What's her birthday?
Lottos?
I don't know how, you think I know Lotto's birthday?
Well, I mean, we got December 4th to start our black album.
I need to know what her she did.
December 22nd.
All right, December 22nd.
That better be the intro.
She got to start with that.
And her mom better be on the interludes.
38, shout out to 38 special.
8 shots.
Method Man, Redman, Method Man, I suppose
I say Red Man.
Method Man, Dave East, ransom, busting rhymes.
Some good features on the image.
Shout to Spesh.
Anderson Pack, K-pop's album.
I was not aware of that until Ryan put that up there.
I did not know we were getting an Anderson Pack album today.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I'm always here for it.
Young and May, Queen, the album.
Freddie Gibbs is putting out of EP, three songs.
I know he was going to do a deluxe.
He's been sitting on record, so I'm happy he's putting out some joints.
So RBT, Freddie Gibbs, EP is out as well.
Yes, this is a good music.
Oh, Cherry from Toronto.
Shout out to Cherry.
I love Cherry.
She has a ride of a scientist on there as well.
Cash Cobain.
Cherry's dope.
She's definitely one of my new favorite R&B girlies.
She's dope.
Who you run into first?
Uh, probably that, Rory.
For sure.
Uh, who next?
Uh, probably Gibbs, then
Anderson, then 38, then Lotto.
Okay.
I'm probably gonna do Rory, Lotto,
Young M.A.
Then probably Anderson.
Oh, we also get the Future Entilat record,
which I think is a, a perfect fucking pairing.
Mm-hmm.
It's supposed to be the World Cup theme song,
so it's already, you know,
I'm sure been tested through the roof.
Zip, come say hi to Netflix.
Zip.
Come say hi to Netflix.
No Zip here?
Mm-hmm.
What's up?
You flop my ass, niggins.
What's the problem?
Mad traffic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's something going on and see.
It's a forever to get here.
It's a mad long just now.
Like a whole hour.
It should never take that long.
It's nice out.
The weather.
Don't look at my purse, yo.
It's outside.
in there.
What you got in there, baby, Dee?
Don't worry about it.
All right.
Well, we're going to get out of here.
About to have Zip on Patreon where we're going to discuss the Complex 50 greatest New York
City rappers.
I have so much to say.
So many questions.
Shout out to our guy Jordan over at Complex.
He is one of the credited writers on that.
And boy, did we have a back and forth.
Jordan, I need to know how much arguing you did on the compilation of this list.
Oh, I know how much arguing I did with him yesterday.
Yeah.
This list is absolutely crazy.
Yeah, so on Patreon right now,
you can hear our breakdown of the complex top 50 New York City rappers
where they have Foxy Brown like over Jada kiss or something.
All right, we talk to you out soon.
Be safe.
Be blessed.
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That's baby D.
It's that time to put on your jersey and wave your flag,
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That's like asking me, why do I breed?
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The guys are young and cute and fit.
It's not just a game.
It's your culture.
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