New Rory & MAL - Episode 507 | Let An OG Put The Tip In

Episode Date: June 16, 2026

THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS!!!!! The whole crew celebrates Jalen Brunson’s 45-point game to lead the Knicks to their first championship in 53 years! From OG Anunoby’s appearance on Good M...orning America, to Mikal Bridges’ Instagram Live stream, there’s been tons of memorable moments since they won, and the guys react. The guys discuss the future of the Knicks’ roster, as well as if Wemby is still in line to be the face of the NBA. Fabolous drops a Knicks’ freestyle, and Cam’ron prepares to face the Knicks’ fanbase after hating on them forever. Rory meets someone from Mal’s childhood at the Nas show, Saucy Santana and Cam Newton’s interview goes viral, and Love Island has taken over the internet. We’ll see you at the parade on Thursday, and Go Knicks! All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-foreverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:02 We are here. Top of the week. We are here back. And we are now live recording to you. broadcasting to millions around the world. Wait, so I sound like my M&M free style? Yes, that's exactly what you sound like. That's exactly what you sound like.
Starting point is 00:03:22 I think I got any more self-awareness then. I thought I was killing that. No, no. Because in your head, you hear your voice differently. I never think I'm killing shit ever. In your head, you hear your voice differently. So you probably feel like you sound like... Of a narcissist.
Starting point is 00:03:33 You sound like Max Kellermanelman or you think you sound like, what's my guy that does the ring announcement? Michael Buffer? He think he's Michael Buffer. He thinks he sounds like Michael Buffer. I was going to say MC Light, but yeah. Oh, MC Light. Welcome back.
Starting point is 00:03:47 We are here. Baby Dee, how are you feeling? That's an awfully hot coffee pot. Exactly. We are back. Top of the week. It's the same cadence. It is the same cadence.
Starting point is 00:03:57 But we are back. Sponsored by Boots Mobile Unlimited Talk, Sex and Data, because only World Champions can be sponsored with unlimited talk, text, data, and unlimited champagne. this Thursday in Manhattan. That is true. Was it Megan Good? Who was the actress that was doing the boost commercials?
Starting point is 00:04:17 I was like, oh, look at our label mate. Yes. Ryan, you know, thank you, Ryan. Did you even fill it up? Like, ain't even come out. No, Ryan. That little fart. 53 years, Ryan, and this is the amount of smoke.
Starting point is 00:04:30 This is what you give us. And look at the time. It's not like even when we start. After 50, we waited 53 years for this, Ryan. 53 years. And this is the smoke he gives us. Thank you, Ryan. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:04:42 That's why I expect from a fucking warrior. I'm sure Clyde Frazier appreciates the smoke that you just gave us. Jesus Christ. Speaking of the 73, that's Wendy in the air, I think. Mm-hmm. That's what it looks like. The championship next t-cert signed by Uncle Earl to Pearl Moro for everybody. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Baby, this is for your dad, not you. You don't know nothing about the Pearl. So give that to Pop, all right? He would appreciate that. Sure. Peach. That's for you. Sign by Uncle Earl.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Sign by Uncle Earl. Oh, this is great. Ryan, you get one too, even though you're from the Bay. Don't worry about it. No, that should go to my pops. Not to him. Uncle Earl sends the love. Uncle Earl sends love.
Starting point is 00:05:16 He's a Warriors fan. Yeah, give one to pops. Oh, he, listen. Yeah, I'll get this to my daddy. Shout out to Uncle Earl to Pearl Monroe. Oh, that's amazing, man. Top 50, not 75 piece. It's very, this is a difference when you named top 50.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Yeah, tell Uncle Earl we said thank you. This is greatly greatly appreciated. I'm going to have him stop by soon and kick it with us, man. I mean, I definitely am going to give my dad the other one, but I could go the route of saving one and then have one to wear. You're going to wear a signature on your chest. I mean, listen, whatever float your boat, man.
Starting point is 00:05:47 You know what I mean? But congratulations to the New York Knicks. 2026, NBA world champions. Fucking right. You fucking right. I don't know what it's like to not be a world champion. I mean, I mean, like, how many moons ago, Rory was the last, like, champion?
Starting point is 00:06:04 Who won the championship last year? We don't even know. Ryan, what's it like to not be an NBA champion? We just have to ask the only non-Nix fan in the room. What is it like? That's funny asking Ryan being from Sanford, like from the Bay. Like, he's had nothing but, he's had nothing but success. He's had nothing but success the last however many years.
Starting point is 00:06:22 He's definitely a dynasty. Did the Warriors win in 2026? No. But we know who did win in 202026. The New York Knickabacher! Yes, sir. Congratulations to the Knicks. Listen, man, I'm going to be real.
Starting point is 00:06:37 That was one of the best finals I've ever seen. only because every game was closed and every game the Knicks had to come from behind to win the game. Like that was like, that's, that's what every basketball fans dream finals. Like, let it be closed games every game.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Having a series go four to one and the team that has four was leading 23% of the time. It's crazy. It's one of the craziest finals. It's insane. Insane. I was loving the videos of,
Starting point is 00:07:07 you know, everything's going to viral now, everything that the, um, sports sports analyst and everybody was saying when the Knicks first signed Jalen Brunson and it was like, ah, he's not, they need more, he's not the guy who won't get it done, this is stupid, why are they doing this? And I mean, for Jalen Brunson to go out on average 30 something and close out game, what are he, at 40, 41?
Starting point is 00:07:31 Something like that. 45. I mean, he just put all of that to bed, man. Like that watching Jalen Brunson play was definitely like it gave like an old school like 90s type of vibe where one player just went out there and dominated every single game. Yeah, it was like watching 2001 Iverson. Yeah. Just with a little bit more help. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:54 But I don't really care what his pop says. He's the greatest Nick of all time. He's the greatest. It's hard. It's the greatest Nick of all time. Let me say this. I don't even want to speak to that. Let the, let the 26 Knicks enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Let Jalen Brunson enjoy his ring. But he put on the show, man. He put on the show. I don't care about greatest Nick ever and all of that other shit. That's whatever. But Jalen Brunton, what he did at his size and what he was able to do in his finals
Starting point is 00:08:19 was very, very fun to watch. As a basketball fan, you had to enjoy every one of these games. It was just fun to watch the Knicks go out there and win. I mean, I don't even care about the stats. I can't say Jalen Brunton is the only Nick that has made me weep. I've been angry at teams. I've thrown stuff at the TV, but I've never cried. On Saturday night, I cried.
Starting point is 00:08:39 And that is because of Jalen Brunson and the New York Knicks. No other Nick has made me actually have tears drop from my face. Yeah. I didn't cry. Well, I did kind of cry when Amara was born. But I cried more. Cried more when Wemby missed that three. When OG threw that ball in the air, it was better than catching Amara in the birthing process.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Like watching it, all I thought about was just like all. of the 90s games I watched with the Knicks, like Patrick Ewing and Derek Harper and John Starks and Oakley and all these guys, like, just watching them and the games that those Knicks teams had, like those, the series, I mean, you ran into Jordan in the 90s. You probably did not win a ring, right?
Starting point is 00:09:25 Yes, I think that's safe to say. In the 90s, Michael Jordan dominated. You did not. If you had to play him in the playoffs, you lost pretty much. So being a kid watching a lot of those younger Knicks teams, or those older Knicks teams in the 90s play to see this Knicks team win it all
Starting point is 00:09:41 and then see guys from to see Patrick Ewan there see Spike Lee there see Oakley and you know Starks and all these guys at the games it was special man it was special to see that and like damn like they really supported this team you know even though they're not on the team they're still part of the fraternity of the New York Knicks and to see them rooting the team supporting them
Starting point is 00:10:02 it was just fun to watch and that final buzzer was like the first thing I said was, oh shit, they really wanted. Yeah. Because for so many years, it was like, damn, that was tough, man. Next year. Next year. Next year. Next year.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Next year. Next year is a Knicks. You know, Knicks fans love to say next year is out of year. You know, uh, in Armageddon before Bruce Willis hits the bomb thing and like his whole life with his daughter like flashes through that like when OG threw the ball in the air, I started thinking about like, when I was like, yo, we should give Jamal Crawford the max. Yeah. Zach Randolph
Starting point is 00:10:37 Kill me, give old David Lee Give them to Max Like those teams I watched my point guard White Vaseline all over his face On Ustream Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:10:46 Like this is the pain that I've been through That was for them OG throwing that ball was like Finally like We broke the lid off this shit Finally got a ring Yeah and it was fun Man it was fun to watch
Starting point is 00:10:58 The city was turned up It was good to see You know everybody celebrate Even though it was some Some idiots sprinkled throughout whatever we're not going to highlight that but to see the entire city come together different neighborhoods different boroughs everybody out in the street celebrating it was it was fun to see new york
Starting point is 00:11:14 like really have that moment and to your point of of the video of all the reporters media personality talking about brunson i love that too because he's been doubted his whole career even when he won two national championships still was a second round pick like he's been doubted and that should be highlighted but i don't think any of those reporters should apologize because i said the same things they said. We all did. I said dumb shit. Like when we got OG and traded away fucking quick, I was like, that's our future.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Yeah. I really thought that dumb shit. All the bridges, the picks. I love what Josh Hart said. Like, yo, listen, man, forget those picks, man. Like, who cares? We got a ring. Like, never mind those picks. We don't care about the next few drafts. Like, they got it done. And that's that should be the sentiment. Like, forget
Starting point is 00:11:57 looking forward and down the line. Like, stay in the moment. This team got it done. But again, shout out the bruntz. And for him to take more than $100 million less just so they can go out and get other pieces and put together this team. Oh, but let's be clear, he going overcharged him for the Colorado. I was literally about to say he's going to make it back. He's going to cash out. Jalen Brunton is about the cash out.
Starting point is 00:12:24 He's going to ask for Penn Station below the bus. Yeah, and they should give it to him. They should get it. Moynihan Hall. Who is that? Jolent Station. It should be Jalen Station. Who is that?
Starting point is 00:12:32 Yeah, who is Moynihan. No, it's Brunson Station from now on. It's not Moynihan Hall. No, it's Brunson Hall from now on. Like, that's, that, that was just fun to watch the Knicks really, really good. And the fashion that they got it done in was just, it was crazy, man. And I mean, Dolan, whatever. Thanks, I guess.
Starting point is 00:12:51 But the front office, we do. Shout to Leon Rose. Because, shout out the World Wide West. My entire life, the Knicks strategy was, let's tank the season and try to get a good traffic. and when finally we had like a 79% chance to get the number one pick, we ended up getting the third pick. Our whole strategy forever
Starting point is 00:13:10 is tank or try to buy a superstar. The last five years, the front office, to your point two of the picks, fuck our strategy before. Let's focus on the next three years and get a squad. For 30 years of my life, it was just either tank
Starting point is 00:13:23 or let's try to buy a superstar. Remember we thought LeBron was coming? Oh, everybody thought LeBron. All the pictures they had of him in the next jersey. Yeah. Yo, shout to my guy, Julius Randall, though, because, again, I keep going back to when they signed Jalen Brunson and I asked him about Brunson, he said outside of Kobe Bryant, that is the best guard he's ever played with. And Julius was not wrong.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Like, the performance that Brunton put on, they was comparing his numbers to Kobe's numbers. I saw earlier today. Again, man, I still can't believe that Brunson was able to call out there and play like that. Well, also shout out to Julius. shout out, DiCenzo. Shout out to Tibbs. Yeah. Like, of course, this was the squad that did it,
Starting point is 00:14:07 but let's not act like Julius really was, he was the catalyst to this entire thing. Julius brought the energy back to the city when the Nix got back to the playoffs for the first time in a while. And he bought that energy back of just hard, you know, hard, gritty player. But again, the Nix made changes
Starting point is 00:14:25 and shuffled the deck a little bit and came out on top, man. So again, shout out to the Nix. Shout out to all of the fans. you know, enjoy it, have fun, go crazy. My brother put in the chat last time the Knicks won, I ate my first mango. So, you know, shout out the people like that.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Shout out the people like that. Like, that just remember, you know, like how many years it's been since the Knicks had an opportunity to celebrate like this. My dad was a child. Yeah. My mom was...
Starting point is 00:14:55 It was a child. Yeah, my mom was in her early 20s, I think. So, yeah, it's crazy. When you think about it like that, It's insane. The craziest tweet, which was funny, what's true, the last time the Knicks had won New York created hip hop. Yeah. Did you know how crazy that is?
Starting point is 00:15:12 That's a, that's a, when you think about it like that. A whole genre. That changed the world was the last time of the next year. That's, wow. But, I mean, not to get too deep or romantic, but it's different. And I'm being biased, obviously, as a New Yorker. But it's different when the Knicks win outside of the time. Like, I have not seen New York Unified like that.
Starting point is 00:15:32 we said since 9-11. Yeah. Like, that's a joke, but I'm dead ass. Yeah. Like, it really changed. I know it's just basketball, but when it comes to the Knicks, it's just a little different. It's different.
Starting point is 00:15:42 It's different. It's different. A lot of my homeboys out in L.A. where I watched in the game and they were celebrating. Yeah. When the Knicks won, like, damn, man, the Knicks got one. Like, that's just the overall feeling like, yo, the Knicks really did it. It was so crazy.
Starting point is 00:15:58 A few of my homegirls was like, okay, so like, it's over. That's it. there's no more games to play. I'm like, no, it's over. The Knicks are champions. It's like, so that's it. Like, it's no game in two days. I'm like, no, the season is over.
Starting point is 00:16:09 The Knicks are the world champions. When did they have to play KD? Yeah, like it's over. But it's just fun to see everybody celebrate, man. Shout out to all the like the lifelong Knicks fans, the Dajah fans that, you know what I mean, like just all of the years of just agony and, you know, just getting looking like it was right there and just heartbreak happened. It was good to see that everybody, you know,
Starting point is 00:16:31 had that moment and had a chance to really like kind of let everything go like you said OG threw that ball it was kind of like fuck out of here like it's over like we ain't got to deal with this shit no more the Knicks got one and yeah man it was just it was fun to watch where was everybody to watch
Starting point is 00:16:47 Game 5 crib and house Really? Even for game 5 Yeah I was in the crib man Because you know what it is going out like we're in the city where the finals is that And this again this was a huge deal right it's just a lot you got to deal.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Like I really want to just watch the game. Plus world. I don't want to go to commercial. The DJ start playing where all my scamming ass niggas at. I don't want to hear this. I'm here for the game. I don't want to hear music in between the commercial break. I don't want to have to hear somebody arguing because the wings is cold.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Like I don't, I'm here to watch the game. So that's why I enjoy watching it in the crib. You got unlimited snacks, unlimited food. If you want some drinks or some drinking there. I'd rather watch it at home It was just too much going on in Manhattan Everything was just As it should be
Starting point is 00:17:35 It was a party Everything was a celebration Yeah I get it Roy where were you I checked your location I saw you were in the city Well I was at the Hell's Kitchen apartment
Starting point is 00:17:43 Oh okay Yeah so I know that was hell over there Why did everybody start banging pots and pans Like they did for the first responders So Out the window Remember that?
Starting point is 00:17:55 Baby D? Yes That's how you know It was a shift change The night nurses are going in now. Remember we spent a million dollars for jets to fly over the city? Remember the boat, the Red Cross boat while the nurses were working. I watched because I wasn't responding.
Starting point is 00:18:15 They did it for me. Oh, my God. In our Hell's Kitchen apartment, it looks directly into Times Square. So, yeah, you couldn't hear a pot and pan if you tried. Fireworks went up. At one point, I'm worried. washing dishes and the window looks into Times Square. This is after the game.
Starting point is 00:18:33 You washed dishes when the Knicks won the championship? I had tomorrow. What was that supposed to do? I was up with the excitement. You should have had your baby outside, you fucking. You don't wash dishes when the Knit. You think that Walt Frazier came out of that tunnel. Job not done.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Willis Rie came out of that tunnel. Earl and Pearl came out of that. For you to wash dishes. I went to the gym yesterday. To prepare it for 27. Oh my God. Peach, he washed dishes when the Knicks won. I have a child.
Starting point is 00:19:00 What was I supposed to do? You let the dishes sit till tomorrow. I was on a high. I couldn't sleep. And I'm watching like the Squidward meme when Patrick and SpongeBob are running and you're in the window. So I'm just watching all the beautiful chaos. The next one of the champions, that is the most manly thing. Men have the night off.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Every man in New York City has the night off when the next room is. Ironically, Keel went out and I couldn't. Oh, my God. We're losing it. We're losing the testosterone. No, but I didn't mind because I'm like you. really wanted to just watch the game. I didn't want to go out to it.
Starting point is 00:19:32 But I would have went out into the streets had I not had a kid. But it was fun to watch while I was watching dishes. I don't know if you guys saw all that smoke. Somebody literally set like a mini bomb off on 42nd. And I'm washing dishes. I'm like, oh, they got us. I got to wake tomorrow up. I thought, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:48 You thought it was that time? Yeah. I was like, all right, the next one that does mean, all right, it's time for us. The city to blow up. Jesus is on his way back. The rapture is coming. That shit went off. and what was so crazy is nobody ran.
Starting point is 00:20:00 I was like, okay. So that was intentional. It's just the Knicks. It's just the Knicks won the championship, man. That's all it was. But no, I did watch. Baby D, I know where you was at. Let me guess.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Lavender Room. I was. How did I know? I watched the majority of it because it's down the street from my house. I love a good bar. It's just down I can walk to. So I was there.
Starting point is 00:20:17 They know you at the door. You're behind ropes. They know you at the door? They know that's Baby D. It was nice. Yeah, it was nice. It was, it was, I wanted to be for the last game.
Starting point is 00:20:28 And I didn't know it was going to be the last game, but I knew in my head. I wanted to, like, be around people. I didn't just want to be in my house by myself on FaceTime watching the game. So, like, I got dressed, put my little Knicks gear on and went out. And it was good to, like, feel other people's energy. They were playing all, like, the New York songs. Like, it was good. So, yeah, I was excited.
Starting point is 00:20:46 I was really happy. I ran home to see my dad. I cried. People were, like, running through the streets and beeping their horns. Did your dad cry? I don't know if I didn't get to him to, like, maybe, like, third. 35, 40 minutes after the game. Oh, he washed his face for me.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Yeah, he probably did. But when I saw him, I was like, congratulations. He was smiling. Yeah, he washed his face for him. But he cried. He cried. He ugly cried, too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Natives from that era? Like, they cried. It was, like I said, I spent my whole life watching my dad just continuously be disappointed by the Nix to the point where he almost like gave up. Like he was a Nix fan, but he just wouldn't get excited anymore. So I was really, really happy. You can't because it got to a point where you just was like, all right, this is torture.
Starting point is 00:21:26 I'm torturing myself as a Nix fan. Like it really was years that it felt like as a Knicks fan you're torturing yourself. I heard a lot of my own voice like, man, these nicks ain't going to do nothing this year. Like you got to that with Knicks fans. Like we ain't doing nothing. Like every year, going to lose. So that's what I'm saying. A lot of that was the emotion and to see them finally get over that hurdle and it's over that buzzer go off and they are the world champions.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Like that was dope, man. And it wasn't even like the mellow years or start. It was those years like between Spreewell and Mello where it's like. oh, they're not even trying to put a team together. Like that's when you felt like giving up as a Knicks fan. Like even with Mello when they tried to give them pieces, like, all right, cool, J.R. Smith shows up when he wants to do, like, at least it appears like they're trying to get something together here.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Those years in between, though, when it was just nobody, it was like, why am I? Why am I? This organization doesn't even care about themselves. Like, it was some, like, therapy shit. Like, why am I attached to this team? Yeah. Why am I doing this to myself?
Starting point is 00:22:23 That's where the tears come from. Like, I could tell the difference. lifelong Knicks fans and I'm not one of those people I love the bandwagon fans I thought that was great if you're in New York and be a Knicks fan yeah but you could see the difference between the lifelong Knicks fans and the new ones the new ones were cheering screaming jumping up and they had hope yeah the rest of us were just sitting there quiet in disbelief yeah like no I didn't put my phone up hey what like I didn't I have a moment I sat there like yeah you had to take a moment to see yourself all right
Starting point is 00:22:55 wait so four one that that that yeah it's over it's over it's over is it best of 12 Is it best of 12? Is it best to 12? Yeah, that's the feeling it felt like though. You had to really like, okay, it happened. Take that shit. It happened.
Starting point is 00:23:15 But no, man, this is why sports are incredible. This is why the child's game is so important to us. I ain't going to lie. I do wish they would have won it at the garden, Only because we would have saw like an NBA court get stormed by the. The security would not have been able to stop people on the garden from storming that floor. I don't care how many security. There's no way they would have been able to stop that.
Starting point is 00:23:43 And I think that because we need to see that again. Like we haven't seen an NBA court be stormed when the home team wins a championship at home. But the next one in the championship is different from OKC getting there. one. It's different than, you know, the Cavs getting their first one. It's a difference when you told about Madison Square Garden, New York Knicks have just won the NBA championship in the Garden. I would have liked to see the court get stormed by like Ben Stiller and Larry David and like, all of these guys. That's the one thing I wish did happen. But either way, Nick's the city will take it
Starting point is 00:24:27 watching them all smoke cigars in the arena Yeah Was maybe just as good We'll take that fine Yeah, we'll violate them Why we didn't get confetti I mean you're in there
Starting point is 00:24:39 The Spurs? Fuck them You think the Spurs are paying You thought the Spurs had Confetti At the top of the stadium Like nah the Knicks gonna win the night
Starting point is 00:24:47 So let's just prepare like No that's not happening No Fuck them But no I mean Watching Wembe storm off like a child in his own arena. He's such a fucking child.
Starting point is 00:24:56 That still brought some love to my heart. He's young. He's only 22, man. Oh, wait. Listen, I have a lot to say about Wemby, but I'm not on the side of he should have shook hands with everyone. I don't care about that. Like, you're competing.
Starting point is 00:25:10 I don't think he's wrong for just storming off and not shaking hands. I don't. But I don't care about that. I really don't care about that. It's not about competing. The competition is over. You lost. Lose with great.
Starting point is 00:25:20 They start teaching you that as a child when you're playing sports. You're taught that you're holding. The championship is for kids. But here's the difference though. Here's the difference. Because after every round leading up to this, when they beat OKC, they shook their hands, right? The Knicks just won a championship. They celebrating.
Starting point is 00:25:38 They crying. They hug. Their family's running on court with them. It's like, as a teen that just lost, I'm not going to make my way to it. But like, yo, good game. He crying with his girl, his wife. Like, it's just like give them that moment. Back in the tunnel, once you know, the champagne is over.
Starting point is 00:25:53 we all getting dressed, we got to go do media. That's when you congratulate everybody. But let them have that much. It's not a disrespect. And I know some, like Harrison Barnes stayed on the floor. He shook some hands. Yeah, a couple of cornette shook some hands. But for the most part, there's a thing that once a team wins the championship,
Starting point is 00:26:12 it's kind of like, bro, they're celebrating right now. Like, get out their way. Just let them have a moment. Like I'm saying, it's not like a disper. Like, you'll fuck them. They beat us. It's not that energy. It's more so like, bro, the next.
Starting point is 00:26:23 just won the championship. They got their first one in 53 years. Like, Brunson is on the floor crying. Like, it's like... I guarantee you when Wimby stormed in that locker room, that was not his thought process. Like, let them have their moment. He threw the shot and walked straight from the shot. It's over. I just brick the next one. Imagine waiting while Brunson hugs his dad in that moment. Yeah, it's like sitting there like waiting to say congratulations like this.
Starting point is 00:26:45 Yeah, like, and I get it. Some players did stay, but, you know, for the most part it is like, let them enjoy their moment once they, you know, everybody is in the back, and ready to leave the arena, you kind of make your way to certain guys that you're a relationship with or just, you know, in general, just shake hands and you know what I'm saying, congratulations, have some laughs like, yeah, we busts y'all ass shit like that. But like in the moment, final buzz it just went off. I could understand certain players just walking off letting the other team have their moment. And I still think Wembe is a dirty, pompous French fuck. But I just, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, like it. Oh, no, we have
Starting point is 00:27:20 mad other reasons. Yeah, I don't like him. But it's not because of it. that. I don't think you need to do that. But his post game was, was interesting, to say the least. What are he saying in the post game? I didn't see his post game. I mean, he didn't go quite, what's the Cavs coach name? Miss Johnson? Yeah. I mean, no, calves or spurs? Cavs. Kenny Akison. He didn't go full, you know, analytically, we've won the last two games. but he was saying they dominated and that the Knicks made them pay for their mistakes, which was definitely true
Starting point is 00:27:55 but he's right though the Spurs did for the most of the game dominate the game and the series. They led every game. They blew a 29 point lead in game four like they they played better. It's just that they did do it. Yeah, 74% of the time.
Starting point is 00:28:11 They're just young. They don't know how to finish out the games. They don't know when the lead is slipping. They don't know the adjustments to me. And then the coach through the coach is young. He's never been to the finals. He's inexperienced. He's trying to figure out. I will say this. Not looking like that. Look, the next one, we happy. But if Popovich was coaching that team, it would have been a little different. Well, that goes that. That's not saying. The Spurs are not blowing a 29 point lead with coach Popovich on the sideline. That's not happening. You know what I
Starting point is 00:28:40 mean? Like, it's just certain things that we can look at and say that wouldn't happen if the coach made this adjustment. If the coach did this, if the coach did that. Again, that's looking back. I mean, Steve Kurt was coaching her. Like, I mean, yeah, of course, but they'll be fine. No,
Starting point is 00:28:56 the Spurs is going to be right back. I don't see nobody beating them in the West for a few years. Like, they're going to get another shot. And so the Wembe haters, and I'm one of them. Listen, man,
Starting point is 00:29:05 Braun didn't make it right away. Jordan didn't, like, he's going to be fine. Braun got swept his first finals against the Spurs. It takes a minute for Superstores. They swept Cleveland. To get there.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Yeah. But I do see and understand. some of the conversation of how they've set up Wemby to obviously be the face of the league. And side note, that's also why this is the greatest Nix team of all time. Not only did they beat the Spurs, they beat the system. They tried everything to make sure that the Knicks did not win. Like blatantly, blatantly, blatantly every single game to make sure we did not win and they still won.
Starting point is 00:29:40 But with that said, Wemby's attitude and how he operates in this era of the game, can he be the face if he's not likable. I mean, Braun went through his villain error to, but Wembe is starting out to be unlikable. And is that is that what the league wants as the face? Yeah, you need that. You need a villain. At one point, he's very likable.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Yeah. You can't be 7-4 unlikable. They got to hate you. I'm not mad at hating Wembe. I would make that clear. You got to be 7-4 and they hate you because they know you're about to come in there and dominate and kill. Like, that's the person you should be carrying like. Being hated for your
Starting point is 00:30:18 talent and then being hated because you're an asshole are too completely different. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if Wemby's an asshole. I don't know the guy personally, but I know that other teams look at him like he's going to be a problem. Well, there's a different. All right. I believe Kobe's top three ever, one of the greatest players I've ever watched.
Starting point is 00:30:36 But it's even on record, even though my Twitter's deleted. I hated Kobe when he played. Yeah, but I'm in respect. But greatest ever, but I hated him, but not the way people hate Wembe. We hated Kobe because he was a fucking killer. It was good. Yeah. Like, anytime Kobe touched the floor, it was like, this fucking guy every time.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Wemby's not that. Just more so. He does dirty, weird shit, how he even treats some of his own teammates. Like, I don't know, it just comes across in a bad way. And I'm not saying we're all dope. He doesn't have to make friends. This isn't a fucking friendly competition. It's just different when you're the face of the league.
Starting point is 00:31:15 That's all. No, it's different when it's your team that's playing. against that player. Because Ryan, does anybody in the Bay think Draymond Green is a dirty player? Exactly my point. But I don't think Draymond's
Starting point is 00:31:26 When you're from San Francisco or Oakland and you're a Warriors fan, you don't think Draymond Green is a dirty player. Which is correct. You're like, yo, he don't take no shit. Yeah, get at them. Like, yeah, that's the... But when you're a Knicks fan
Starting point is 00:31:36 in the finals against the Spurs and Wimby is doing the shit that he's doing, oh, I hate him. He's dirty. He's this. Nobody in San Antonio thinks that Wimby's a dirty player. But people in other cities
Starting point is 00:31:47 who aren't in San Antonio. he'll think that he's a dirty player. But that's how it's supposed to go. You're supposed to look at me like I'm a dirty player. If I go out there and I'm throwing elbows and I'm doing this and doing that, like whatever it takes for my team to kind of get the advantage and I'm doing it, as the opposing team, you're supposed to hate me. That means I'm doing something right.
Starting point is 00:32:04 You ain't supposed to be like, no, I like that guy. No, hate me if you're not a Spurs fan. That's the energy that wouldn't be it supposed to have. That was crazy. I don't think, but I don't think that he's a dirty player, Dreamer. I think there's a different. You don't think Draymond Green is a dirty player, but you think fucking Wemby's a dirty player? Yes, I think Mbid's a dirty player.
Starting point is 00:32:24 I think Wembe's a dirty player. Maybe we have a different definition of dirty. Draymond Green calls the Warriors a championship because he was being a dirty player. He got ejected and fucking. He doesn't do sneaky, I almost said the word, the F word type shit that Embed and Wembe does. Draymond gets overly aggressive for sure, but does a little cheap, sneaky, weird. though, bitch shit? That's dirty to me.
Starting point is 00:32:51 I'm trying to do so the ref don't see it. I'm not trying to get caught. There's got to be. Grimmon is aggressive in the paint where it. Yeah, if I could hit you with a little elbow on the ref don't see it. Yeah, that's part of the game. If the refs see it at all.
Starting point is 00:33:03 I like shit like that, man. Listen, do I think Draymond should do, was the Jordan Poole punch in practice? I don't think that is okay. But to me that's not dirty. That's just aggressive. I like it. I like it.
Starting point is 00:33:16 I like when a seven-four player is dirty. I like it. He ain't supposed to go out there and be playing soft. I'm not saying play soft. Yeah, take that elbow, read. Hold that. I feel like, I agree with Royson.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I feel like you can be aggressive without literally trying to really injure your teammates, but in a sneaky way and then throw yourself to the ground. Like, they did it. Like, I think there's a, there's a... No, no flopping. I'd rather you throw an elbow, run some niggas over. Do that. I don't want to see flopping?
Starting point is 00:33:42 I don't want to see flopping. I'm not saying he doesn't fly. I'm saying I don't want to see flopping. Mitch touched his back like. this and you got a flagrant one. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I don't like it, but I understand it. Yeah, but I like when me being aggressive and quote-unquote
Starting point is 00:33:56 dirty throwing elbows. Now, I don't want to see him hurt nobody. I don't want to see that. I don't want to see no players get injured. But, you know, if you got to get aggressive and throw some elbows and this, that, and the third then listen, man, I respect it. I don't mind elbows. That's cool. I'm saying when you literally
Starting point is 00:34:12 intentionally put your foot under someone that's shooting a three. That should have been called a flagrant. That should have been called. He should have been suspended two games ago. Yeah, that should have been a flag. To me, that's dirty. Is, okay, I know the franchise player is shooting a three at a crucial part of this game. And I'm going to intentionally put my foot under. That should have been a flagrant. To try to break his ankle, that's dirty and nasty to me. Draymond is going to punch you in your face because Draymond's a bully.
Starting point is 00:34:38 When we were the size 20, to be fair. So it's hard to kind of put that shit somewhere and the player don't land on it. But he was looking down to see where Brunson was landing. Exactly what he was doing. And kind of put his foot so. Kind of. Like, I do agree. That should have been a flagrant. For sure.
Starting point is 00:34:53 That should have been, because like you said, if Brunton had turned his ankle and not been able to finish the game, like that, that changes everything. So yeah, I agree with that.
Starting point is 00:35:00 But all in all, the next one, congrats, enjoy it. Baby D will be at the parade Thursday. I'll be there as well. You'll be in the vicinity. We all will be. Oh, I'm not going out there.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Craigsys hell. For content? You go to the Lakers one, though. I'm not going out there. I would never go to a Lakers parade. You crazy to hell with me? Fuck. No, I'm not going out there.
Starting point is 00:35:22 No, because you're not going to, I mean, it's going to be so packed. You're not going to even see nothing. You're just going to be in Manhattan and traffic. I don't want to see anything. I'm not going to see anything. I would have to be out there at 5 o'clock in the fucking morning. Yeah, probably before that. We have to work that day so that just doesn't work out.
Starting point is 00:35:35 I just want to go out and get some energy. Yeah, it's with energy. Yeah, because I didn't get to go out the night that they won. So, yeah, I just want to, I don't think we'll be anywhere near the gates where we'll see something. You won't. To be around Knicks fans and then come record. Like, I'm with that. But you'll be in Manhattan in traffic, though.
Starting point is 00:35:49 You can enjoy that. You think I'm driving to the fucking. Now, you're going to miss the first four. You know when the car door, you never, you ever been down there in the car to open and there ain't no room to get on? For sure. You got to wait for the next one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Four trains you got to wait. You got to do that four times. I don't understand. The route, we could walk. We honestly could walk. Yeah. So, yeah, I plan on walking. Okay.
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Starting point is 00:39:47 How do you think they'll do the parade? Like, I think Wu Tang should have their own float and perform for three hours. just cream for I'm not mad at that just for every cream whoa my ex told me just keep doing cream
Starting point is 00:40:01 after we want a championship parade um I'm sure they're gonna have I could actually see Wu Tang being there since they was at the garden and they performed yeah I can see that I can definitely see Wu Tang
Starting point is 00:40:12 A boogie I need little Kim up there Little Kim which song will she be performing don't matter no it does matter let me tell you when it does matter quiet
Starting point is 00:40:21 Lightstorm verse 47 times. It absolutely matters. All the way up to what song Little Kim will be performing at the Knicks parade. It absolutely does matter. That would be cool though if they had different floats but like separate them obviously so the music doesn't bleed together. But like certain floats that was just performers. Like Fat Joe having his own float to perform I think would be great. Yeah. That would be really cool.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Yeah. It's New York. I mean like that sweet said last time they won we created hip hop. Like hip hop is a part of the Knicks. That's a fact. So I think that would be a really cool thing to do. And I know every rapper, I mean, clearly, because we've seen all the Knicks' freestyles that have come out.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Hey, man. You don't want to get Fab afloat? All new material? Y'all know I love Fab. That's my nigga. I love Fab, man. But listen, some of you rappers, y'all got all these New York, New York, New York, freestyles, relax, man.
Starting point is 00:41:12 He was asked to do the remix. No, listen, I love Fab. He was asked to do the remit. If I had a questionable bar in it, I was kind of crazy. The OG was the OG was the original. Let the tip in. Let an OG put the tip in. Fad.
Starting point is 00:41:24 That's crazy. Listen, man. You're not jacking that bar? No, I'm not. I'm not jacking that bar. But that's fad. That's a fad bar. That's, no, listen, that's a, that's a throwback fab type of bar.
Starting point is 00:41:39 It is. We did last episode come here and say, imagine the amount of entangers. That was Patreon, maybe. The amount of onslaughts fab could do with OG. No, 100%. the young OG. I didn't think he was going to land on. Oh, I knew he was landing on that one. Let an OG put the tip in. I didn't think he was going to do that.
Starting point is 00:41:55 If it was still hashtag tweet like fab, that would have been the first one we all would have came up with. Let an OG put the tip. That's the most predictable fad bar of all time. That probably is the most predictable fad bar of all time. That's up there with shoe aside. No, this is 1A. This is the, this is the wildest fad punch line in history. That's the wildest fad punch line ever. But, yeah, a lot of you other, listen, man, We get it. We happy as a city.
Starting point is 00:42:22 We deserve it. We deserve it. We wait a long time for this. Some of y'all got to relax with these New York freestyles, though. Like, we cool. We cool. We don't, we, we, we all. Fab, Fab got it.
Starting point is 00:42:30 He got it. He got it covered. Let Fab do him. Anybody else just relax. I don't want to hit them on New York freestyle. I like to hear one from Banks just because I know Banks is a huge Knicks fan when we suck. Banks don't even talk on social media unless it's about the Knicks. Fab Banks, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Like, probably those two. Banks, like, what? Pappus, maybe. When Twitter spaces was like popping, popping, popping. Banks would be in the crowd, like, when we'd be talking about music, never come. He would only go into the Knicks' Twitter spaces. Like, he only cares about the New York Knicks. It's the only time he'll talk.
Starting point is 00:43:03 So, yes, I think a proper Banks freestyle is something that we should. I'm not mad at Bank. Did Papo's put one out? I'm almost, say, Papu's got to put one out. He probably put one out mid-fourth quarter. Yeah, like, when he saw the school. Here, Pap was, I'm going to let, you know what? They're going to come back and win this game.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Let me put this out now. Papu's got, he got to have a freestyle out. Everybody else got one. If not, Papu's got one coming. Nix won the chip. He got one. He got one? Produced by Swiss beats.
Starting point is 00:43:32 I told you. I knew Papuze had one out. I didn't hear it yet, but I knew he had one out. There's no way Papuze don't have a Nick's championship freestyle. Now, we have, since my son is part of, like, Mondami's crew. He's in the cabinet. And didn't Mondami used to rap or make music? yeah yeah we need the mayor mice
Starting point is 00:43:52 mayor mice we need we need that freestyle for sure mayor mice we need that freestyle do we need it yeah I love my son you want the mice on it's somebody else I can't think oh Uncle Murder listen he's gonna have 15 minutes in the wrap up just dedicated nah we need we need murder we need a we need a Nick's freestyle man we need a New York freestyle this week from Uncle Murder now we can't wait till December to get a mention of the
Starting point is 00:44:19 Nix went into champions. The new season is thought by that. Do we get the Ross album or the Uncle Murder Freestyle first? Which one I would won first? I don't want to win a first. What happened to the Ross album? Was this supposed to come on? Anyway.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Just quietly got pushed back. I mean, you know, things happen. Business. Congratulations to New York Knicks. Yes, sir. Baby D. It's history, baby. I'm aware.
Starting point is 00:44:48 History. I'm living in the moment. Childhood me would be very happy at who, what life is right now. You know what your pops was doing last time next one of the championship? Ask him. I will. Ask him. Ask your pops when he was doing the 73.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Ask him. Just have a talk. Sit down in the kitchen to have a talk with pops. I'm like, what you was doing to 73. That's the last time. I think he was like 10 probably or something like that. That is crazy.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Created you in 99? Like he just goes off the finals. 94? Oh, 94. Damn. They got to the finals that year. Damn. You was conceived the year the Knicks got to the finals.
Starting point is 00:45:23 though. You're a Knicks baby. You might be a Nick baby. I'm good luck. I don't know about that, but you're a Nick baby for sure, though. Look at your life. I'm good luck. Wait, hold on.
Starting point is 00:45:36 June, March. How many months is that from June to the next year? Yo, it might have happened that night. They lost, though. Rockers. That was 94 they went right. He was fucking out of frustration. 94, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:49 The Rockers, yeah. Yeah, you might have been, yeah, you might have been conceived that year. right around the time, yeah, June, 94. I was conceived in 93 full. Oh, you was born 94? Yes, I was conceived July 4th of 93. They remember it was hot. They said it was fucking in the shower.
Starting point is 00:46:06 My parents told me this. Wait, you can get pregnant in the shower? Never knew that. What? What did you just say? You didn't know you can get pregnant in the shower. That's funny. Like, where?
Starting point is 00:46:21 You could get pregnant. It is how it could happen? Yeah. Absolutely. Oh, so you was conceived in 93. Mm-hmm. Oh, that was the Bulls. So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Well, the Knicks probably did lose to the Bulls that June. July 4th, you was conceived? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. That was some depression from Nick's Bulls. And you a water sign because I see what happened. I'm a fire sign. You all fucked up.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Like, you got everything wrong. Like, you didn't. What's Taurus? A Taurus is Earth sign. Earth sign. So it's just earth, water, and. Torr's the bull? And air.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Torus is the bull, right? Yes. Gotcha. Bulls, bowl. I don't even see where I'm going with this. I don't. We need your next free size.
Starting point is 00:47:05 We don't. We don't. That's what we're waiting for. Yo, what's the sign Torres Bull? Nix Bulls, bull. What would all could do with heart? The options are endless.
Starting point is 00:47:20 So the Knicks really is. for Knickerbocker, right? Yeah. Nickerbocker is like a piece of clothing, isn't it? No, it's a street in Brooklyn. Y'all, thinking the Knicks was named after a street in Brooklyn. Yes, it's a, Nickerbockers are shorts. So why would they name the team that after shorts?
Starting point is 00:47:47 Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure when the first started dog's Did you see the shorts they had on, how short they were? we'll just call it that we'll just call it what are those you're wearing sir these are knickerbockers there's a name that sticks the term knickerbockers traces its origin to the dutch settlers who came to the new world oh that makes sense yeah refers to the style of pants the settlers wore pants that rolled up just below the knee so yeah i mean if you just go through sports team names in general like they all started at it's all some drunk man at a bar just had a couple dollars wanted to start a team and just named it and it stuck over the years.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Like, some of it's just so, like, all right, team in New Jersey, I don't know, there's a net there. Yeah, makes sense, right? Nets. I always thought it was because of the tolls, the toes on the turnpike, but he got the little basket, we got to throw the change. No, I remember. I thought that was, I thought that was for the nets, like. That was always a big thing for me as a kid, to, my mom would let me lean over and. What?
Starting point is 00:48:51 Yeah. You never like to throw the. change but do it and miss though fucked your whole night up if you your mom let you do that shit if your mom let you throw the change in the toll thing you're trash if you missed now you gotta get out
Starting point is 00:49:03 pick the change up cars blowing their horn oh my god you was all kind of stupid motherfuckers oh my god oh what's the bridge and green point between Brooklyn and Queens that used to have a toll that she used to be bad
Starting point is 00:49:15 if you fucking missed there they might beat the shit out of you what bridge is that some long Polack name oh Palac Pulaski Yeah. No, not the one that's on the BQE.
Starting point is 00:49:26 I'm saying like in like the marsh area, there's a bridge. And that shit used to have a toll. And that would be back. You get your ass whipped if you missed the basket at that point. But I mean, then you get the Jets. They were like, hey, look, a plane. We're next to an airport. I can't believe what the Jets.
Starting point is 00:49:41 You just basking in it, bathing in it? Bro, 53 years old. That's a long fucking time. That's a long fucking time, man. I still really hasn't settled in with me yet to be quite honest Yeah, it's like 53 years, wow
Starting point is 00:49:59 I was yesterday before I went back to Jersey when Kia got home to grab Amara and she walked in and I was on the laptop watching the last 10 minutes and she was like,
Starting point is 00:50:11 you have an actual problem? Have y'all rewatched it? No, I I went through enough. I went through enough stress, I can't. I'm gonna tonight when I go home I might watch the whole game I'm not even joking
Starting point is 00:50:25 I might watch the whole game as funny as fuck yeah um did y'all see uh cameron's video no I came across to but I didn't he put out a video Does cam have a freestyle? I'm sure that he'll do one would talk with flea I'm sure there'll be something
Starting point is 00:50:45 but Cam has hated on the Knicks for a long time so I appreciated with Cam's humor of of him practicing his argument that he's a real Knicks fan. Yeah. Can we play it and not get in trouble? Nah, I've been fucking with the Knicks. Nigger, fuck as you're talking about?
Starting point is 00:51:03 Now, my voice too high. My voice too. I ain't a little. Ligga, I got the Knicks fur. Fuck is you talking about. Nobody got the Knicks fur. The kid's Knicks fur, man. That's too hot for a fur right now.
Starting point is 00:51:15 It's too hot for that. Yo, it's good, thun. Yeah. He looked like not. Yeah. Look, let's speak for itself. Nigger, fuckers you're talking about the pinstrike. Huh?
Starting point is 00:51:29 Why ain't wearing jackets? Don't why ain't wearing jackets? I'm not going to argue with niggas. I'm not going to argue with niggins. Just say NBA, just say New York, which represents the nick. I do business with the nicks, nigga. Yeah, yeah. I'm not arguing with me.
Starting point is 00:51:45 You see forces for. Far away of these with the shorts. The B. Yeah, yeah. I get the Camo shorts. Should I keep the classic? Yeah. It's too hot for the...
Starting point is 00:51:58 Damn, this shit can... I got to figure this shit. Look, suck my dick. You don't know what's my fucking dick. What fuck is you talking about? He grabbed it. He's way too aggressive. He's a little too aggressive.
Starting point is 00:52:12 He over here trying to convince people. I thought that shit was hilarious. No, because Cam is actively... I mean, he's, of course, said he's a Knicks fan, but he's rightfully so shit on the Knicks for the last fucking 10 years. Yeah, man. It was hard to stay a Nick fan for all them years through all of that shit, man. A lot of people got off the ship and was like, man,
Starting point is 00:52:28 I ain't going to keep putting myself through this shit. Yeah. But it is fun to watch people like that. I always tell women like, yo, if you want to, you want a man that no matter how much you disappoint him, he's going to stay around like date a Knicks fan. You saying Knicks fans get cheated on and stay? Yeah. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Not now, though. We found our soulmate. It's the championship. Never going back to you. I think y'all could double back. I think y'all could get it again. I was in the gym yesterday. Work stars now.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Work stars now. Rory going to the gym saying, work stars now. Job not done. Yo, they could go to Good Morning America, but I'm here to work. Oh, my gosh. Do you guys think they can do it again? Shit, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Really? I think the stars, I can be objective. The stars definitely aligned for us with the road to the, They deserve this. I hate the way people are talking like this is the worst finals team ever, whatever. That's hate shit to me. They earned it and they swept teams. They are champions.
Starting point is 00:53:34 But a lot of shit worked out. Yeah. A lot of shit worked out for us. Yeah, I'm some of that. But also, I mean. But we can do it again for sure. They swept two rounds, though. Easily.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Yeah. So that's just like, you know, that's saying a lot. lot when the team sweeps two rounds, this team is for real. Like, that ain't just a fluke. Like, this team is the real deal. Um, again, as New Yorkers, it's just hard to say that convincingly because it's been so many years of not, you know, winning the title. But no, this team is for real. I think they're going to make some changes. Obviously, a little, little tweaks here and there. Um, like what? I was on FaceTime with my man's right when they won and said, enjoy it now because the Knicks are still the Knicks.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Like they'll probably trade deuce and bridges for Brony Jr. Tomorrow. Like the Knicks are going to find a way. Well, that won't happen. But I do think that. They'll fuck this team up somehow. If there's something out there where Yonis is available. Please.
Starting point is 00:54:35 All right. Give it next year to keep this same squad. I'm just saying. Give it next year at least to keep this squad and then break it up if it looks like it. If Yonis is available. For what? I agree. They won a championship.
Starting point is 00:54:47 You don't need them. Because you need another two years to get the chemistry with that. that once Yonis comes. I agree. I'm just saying I think if Yonis comes available, if Milwaukee calls the Knicks, and Milwaukee says give us cat and a couple guards, I think the Knicks pull the trick on that. I think so. But we've done the try to trade for the superstar. It doesn't work out. We built a squad. Listen, the Knicks won a championship. So obviously they got it right. They figured it out with the team that they have. I'm just saying this is the NBA is a business. If Yonis A player like Janus is available and Milwaukee wants to make a trade happen with the Knicks,
Starting point is 00:55:25 I think the Knicks entertain that trade for Janus, absolutely. Without a doubt. You almost have to. You don't have to. You almost have to. You almost have to. That's all I'm saying. Me, personally, if I'm the gym, I don't, there's not much that I...
Starting point is 00:55:42 Cat and all his sass need to stay here. Yeah, I don't... That's a hard to... It's hard to disagree. It's often to disagree because they won. So you're right. It's hard for me to play, nah,
Starting point is 00:55:51 they can move cat because they won with Kat. So, you know, I can't say that. But one thing I do know is Janus in the garden. Janus,
Starting point is 00:56:02 a Janus Nick Jersey, that's a lot of money. A story would go great. Yonis, New York, Nick's jersey is a lot. There will be a lot of jersey sales if Janus's name is Ante Coupos on the Knicks.
Starting point is 00:56:13 Even though they had his brother on it, that didn't sell as much as Yonis. You deal on that year. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yonness, yeah, that's a little different. So, yeah, I mean, I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't put it past the Knicks to entertain a big sign in this summer. Did you see OG on Good Morning America? I did.
Starting point is 00:56:31 To, that boy. Sometimes you got to wear sunglasses. They got to just let them while, but they've been, they've been, they probably ain't had five hours of sleep in the last three days. Like, let them, let them sleep. Let them chill. Like, y'all putting them in a press run. Like. my boy is fucking like why you have to be in the front chair too like put o g in the back if he's that
Starting point is 00:56:54 slow like switch with bridges please it's him it's the way he's sitting because he's trying so hard like even throughout the interview he would like adjust like he's sitting so far straight up like trying yeah it's a lot man where does this rank in regards to uh genuine on good morning america no genuine with tgt no genuine now if oj had to Go play the piano? Yeah, he had to play the piano or something. He would rival that. But, yeah, that's just only trying to focus and just like,
Starting point is 00:57:23 oh, listen, man, I want to go back to the hotel, lay down, sleep. Like, but, you know, this is part of it. They got to go. They rock stars now, man. You're in New York, Nick. You want a championship? You got to hit every outlet right now. Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:57:37 They're sending them through the ring of for sure. There was a whole campaign of Take Bridges' phone when he was on live. I was the opposite. that was that was fucking top tier entertainment yeah he was making some good points like all right at least get us a practice facility in the city yeah it's time for that to happen it's fucking westchester yeah it's time for that to happen the next don't they shouldn't still be having to practice all way out in westchester and build it would be it'd be kind of distractive I'm it'd be distracting no what if they had to practice in the city distracted for who for the players
Starting point is 00:58:10 it would just be so many people around there all the time no coming out of every practice This media would be right there every time. I feel like now, yes, but I feel like once it's there and that's happened for a while, it would become just like everything else in New York City where... Yeah, that's a good point. We don't really have things like that in New York City because we're used to seeing that shit all the time. But if you have them kept away, then yeah, when they first come down, it is going to be like that. Your man, Jose was wild enough after the game.
Starting point is 00:58:39 He didn't know it was a hot mic when he said, I'm about to take a pill. You can't see that? No. Jalen Brunson was sitting down and go do his postgame interview. And Jose's yelling in the background. That's my MVP. That's my MVP. And Jaylen's like, go take a shower.
Starting point is 00:58:54 He's like, no, I'm about to take a pill. I'm out. But wasn't it? But wait, all right. Wait. I didn't miss quote it. That was the entire conversation. Was that like some reference we don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Like, instead of taking a shower, you take a pill? A shower pill? Yeah, I mean, I could be out of loop. I don't know. Because I don't even understand why he was saying take a pill. in response to my saying. You're about to take that zanny, no. So that means don't wash ass.
Starting point is 00:59:20 Don't wash. You can do both. Like, you could take a shower and take a zanny. Like, you know, you can do both. You don't need to not shower because you want to take a pill. That's why I'm kind of confused. Like, is that meaning something that has a different meaning or something? I don't.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Like a wet, he, take a wet wipe shower? That's a shower. That's a shower pill? He's just made that up out of the crack in his ass. No, it got to be something like that. My father calls that something. else and it happens to be something that Jose is. A horbath? He calls it a Puerto Rican bath.
Starting point is 00:59:52 Shower. Are you serious? That's a term for his generation. It's racist. They just want to be racist. That doesn't even make sense. That doesn't even make sense. I don't, it doesn't make sense. I'm just telling, I wasn't there. That's what they did in the 80s. I come from the bird bath ever. Like that's a good. Burbath. That's what they call the Puerto Rican shower is the bird bath. I don't say that. I'm just saying that I'm from the Bronx. We didn't say that. All right. My father is a white man that lived in the Bronx half his life. There you go. That's different.
Starting point is 01:00:19 White man in the Bronx versus a black man. They called in a Puerto Rican shower. Like, yeah, we wasn't calling it that. It was a bird back. You've seen Bronxdale. Like, the Irish and Italian weren't the most progressive people on the block. For sure.
Starting point is 01:00:30 I grew up before them. Not too far from Belmont. You know all the Irish people. Absolutely. Absolutely. I get it. I definitely get it. But not, man,
Starting point is 01:00:39 it's this, sorry to our listeners that we're looking for something else today, but now you're getting an hour. You're getting an hour in next up. The Knicks won a championship. You fucking kidding me? A lot of y'all have been listening to us for 10 years and you have heard us in anguish
Starting point is 01:00:53 talk about the Knicks for 10 years. You're going to get one episode for the Knicks today. You're talking everything New York Knicks, New York City. You're fucking right. 53 years. Ryan, you got to clap hard.
Starting point is 01:01:04 You're from the bed. You got to clap hard. There you go. All right. You're in the city now. Yeah, man. We're talking about the Knicks. We got to appreciate the Knicks today.
Starting point is 01:01:10 We don't like it. Fuck you. Right. And yo, shout out to Kat for being the fiancé of the year. This has been some of the greatest marketing for that bag. If Jordan doesn't make $5 million by the end of the week, I would be surprised. And she hasn't, like, she's selling them at a reasonable price. I think they're like $130 or something.
Starting point is 01:01:29 I'm about to just buy, like, would. Would you all judge me if I carried one around? No. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. No, I would. Let me just be honest with you. I would.
Starting point is 01:01:36 You would be? Yeah, yeah, I'm going to let you know. They said that they should put hers in, like, the case in the museum. Listen. In the museum. I'm with it. I'm totally with it. That's dope, though.
Starting point is 01:01:47 he's getting married. I'm very happy for him. He's getting married this year as well as he won't a ring this year. This is probably the greatest year. He's getting two rings this year. Yeah, that's dope. It's only one that really matters, though.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Did we find out of OG's Mary yet? Nobody's found that out for me. Baby, D. Just DM him. He can sleep right now, though. He probably sleep right now, but just DM tomorrow. Just hit him up. Or Jose slipped him something to keep him awake.
Starting point is 01:02:11 By the way, Piz looked up. Shower pill is a athletic body wipe that you can use. Oh. Okay, got you. So that is probably what he was referencing. It's a white-called shower pill. Oh, so that's what he was talking about. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:24 They definitely got those in the project. So I just, you know. Nah, he wasn't, nah. You say only people from the projects take pills? If he wasn't, I am. Way more than white suburban people. If he's not saying it, I'm saying it. Yes.
Starting point is 01:02:37 Niggas in the projects is popping pills, for sure. They're buying them from the people in the suburbs, though. Nah. Yes. You think niggis is leaving the projects to go to the suburbs to get pills? they're going right to the lobby to get the pill. What are you talking about? I was being sarcastic.
Starting point is 01:02:51 No one takes more pills than the children and the suburbs. No, like no one takes more. It's not even close. Like it's not, yeah. Shit, Willie Colley Stown might have something to say about that. Well, he probably lived in the suburbs too, so he has some money. Yeah. So I get it.
Starting point is 01:03:04 That's all that Zanax and all that shit. That's, that's white woman. Like, I hate my kids and my husband in my life in the suburbs, but now my kids are taking my pills and taking them or selling them. That's a real thing. also in pure Brooklyn fashion I don't like that Brooklyn's trying to claim Jose from Queens
Starting point is 01:03:23 everything I see Brooklyn no no stop it Brooklyn always does this he's not from Brooklyn you always advocate for Queens shat-ass from fucking flushing he went to Christa King like went to PS 200 and don't get more Queens and Christ the King I'll tell you that
Starting point is 01:03:40 what are we talking about that I'll tell you yeah I don't like that none of you all went to the Puerto Rican Day Parade yesterday? Nah. Aren't you Puerto Rican?
Starting point is 01:03:50 Yeah. Why didn't you go? Nah. You didn't say thank you to my happy PR day parade text that I sent. I didn't even see that. Sorry, my bad.
Starting point is 01:03:58 I haven't gone to the Puerto Rican parade and you think that when the last time the next one? Why not? Try to think last time. It's just too much going on, man. I probably haven't been since like 20.
Starting point is 01:04:13 And it's so different now, too. Like, they change things so much. like security measures and police and it's just it doesn't seem as like you know open and free as it once was before it was very chill very we could post up right here cross the street if we want to because our homies is on the other side now you got to go a couple blocks up to cross over come back down it's just me I ain't I ain't with all that I'm just not with all that are you want to do anything fun this summer god damn travel yeah okay other than that no That's all I want to do is travel.
Starting point is 01:04:48 I want to see the world. I don't want to turn up and drink margaritas and throw up and be hung over in the bed the next morning and need a B.C. pill and all of that shit. Throw up. Yeah. How old are we? Yeah. Who throws up? Me.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Right up. Get this shit out of my system. But I'm a clean vomit guy, though. Like, I go to the toilet. You wouldn't even know I threw up. You know, some people with the bed. I'm not that person. I hate people like that.
Starting point is 01:05:12 That's weird. Like, I can feel myself having a vomit. I'll go to the bathroom. When you. When your mouth start watering, I walk B-line straight to the bathroom. Like, you wouldn't even know. I come out the bathroom and threw my guts up. You wouldn't even be able to tell.
Starting point is 01:05:26 I have a hard time throwing up when I'm super, super drunk. Like my body just, I'm too real of a nigger. So I will go and like stick my toothbrush down my throat to make myself throw up so that I don't feel like shit the next morning. Like I'll force myself to get some of that alcohol out of my system. But just naturally throwing up, I'm not built like that. Why do you consume so much alcohol that you need to force a toothbrush? Well, I don't regularly, but I have before. I have before.
Starting point is 01:05:50 Where it's like I feel my stomach. You know you feel that feeling that your stomach is sloshing around. I had to get this shit out of me. Yeah, I don't want that no more. Well, while we're on New York shit, I went to go see Nas on Friday. How was that? One of my favorite Nause sets ever, to be quite honest. I've seen Nause perform a lot.
Starting point is 01:06:09 He hit every record. I wanted to hear the visuals more incredible. Brought out A. Z. to do life's a bitch. Go. Y'all can't climb me anymore. with my Nas story when I told him he changed my life in the studio. You guys can't climb me anymore because me and Nas are friends. Aw.
Starting point is 01:06:23 Did he agree to take a photo of you and like that was it? No, I wanted to hear how they're friends. Don't clap. Don't clap. We was so cool that it would have been weird if I asked for a photo. Right. You know, because when you're that cool, it's like, I can't ask for no photo. You're my man.
Starting point is 01:06:36 We're going on a day on Sunday. So it's like me asking Rory to take a picture. Why do you think you and Nas are friends? Like what led you to believe that? Oh, I mean, when you have certain conversations with friends, you just keep it there. You don't come to the podcast. You know, you know, baby.
Starting point is 01:06:49 So you had a conversation with him is what you're telling us. One of many. A conversation, I mean. They told about everything. Us and politics, sports, family. Hours. Shit.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Hours? Gave with that advice. We was getting to the point that he told Prince and I to come to the dinner. They was gone. I was like, man, I'm telling me. I don't even need to do that. Yeah, I'm going to miss this one, bro.
Starting point is 01:07:11 I'm going to fall back on this one. The next one. I'll meet y'all at the next one. Yeah, yeah. That's how you do it. Me and Nas are friends What, man, we are. I'm not guessing.
Starting point is 01:07:25 No, listen, listen, I respect him. Shout to nod. I mean, it helps when you're with a certain person. Yeah. To buffer that relationship and kind of, yeah. But I will say, in my own childhood flex, yes, it was nice that when I went up to Nas, he said, what's up, Rory? Oh, you know, Prince?
Starting point is 01:07:45 So, except, like, I didn't even know. y'all was in the same world. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know what I'm saying? It's me. He said, what's up,
Starting point is 01:07:51 Rory. Yes. Yeah, come on, man. I love that. You can't hate on that baby. Do you got to respect that? I'm not. I know.
Starting point is 01:07:57 But I know, when you do that eyebrows, that raised. I know, I know. That's like, that's the hate trying to come out of you. You're trying to like, I just wanted to make sure they were actually friends before I started
Starting point is 01:08:05 friends. If Nyes know your name, that's a flex. That's a flex. No, I was actually very shocked that he, like, really remembered. I mean from the few encounters that we've had. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:15 See, that's a flex. Would Nas know your name? That is. You know what I mean? Nyes don't know my name. Shit, I wish he did. Why you want Nause to know your name? Why wouldn't, why?
Starting point is 01:08:24 Why wouldn't I? Same reason why Rory would want him to know his name. I wouldn't want, you wouldn't want Niz to know who you are? Me? Yeah. Yeah. We all would. No, what I'm saying, why are you, though?
Starting point is 01:08:34 Why you? Why you want Nise to know who you are? Because it was written was one of the first albums I bought in my own money. Oh, that's beautiful. I grew up. My dad was a big Nass fan growing up. So the same reason I would want Jay to know my name. My dad was a big J fan growing up.
Starting point is 01:08:49 I grew up listening to these people. So yeah. You didn't pick his side? I didn't pick a who side. With Nause and Jay-Z? I think he picked J-side. I ain't gonna lie. Well, I mean, I picked the side on Friday.
Starting point is 01:09:01 After Jay-Z kicked me out personally out of a section and Naz-no, I'm on, yo, it's one mic over here. Queens-Bitch. Big Queens Bridge. I'll pick the kind of up. Out of the baby seat. Huh? None.
Starting point is 01:09:12 You took the condom out of the baby seat? I was making fun of Rory, yes. I'll go, don't worry about it. I'll go pick the condom up. Don't worry about it. That's Rory. Picking up a condom. Picking up.
Starting point is 01:09:25 Picking up someone that's used to come in him. Yo, you're nasty. Yeah, I'm just saying, that's how much you love Nazz. We know, not like Nause. Of course, I love Naz. But now, it was just, I don't know if he's done that set before, but he literally hit every major part of his career in a perfect way. Like, I like the condense.
Starting point is 01:09:42 set over a two-hour set. Like he hit B-side stuff and every A side I wanted to hear. It was a really, really good show. And whoever did the visuals, Nas keep them, because they smoked that shit. Did he perform Uchi Wally? He did, yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Oh, I would have passed out. Yeah, he did the first verse, and I forgot what they cut to right away. But yeah, he gave a little Paul's taste of Uchi Wally. I love that. I got to be crazy, like being like Naz and performing that record now in your life, Uchiwali. Because, you know, that's like you were living shit that you said so many years ago. You're like, I had to say that again.
Starting point is 01:10:17 I don't even believe that anymore. I don't even think that way anymore. Like, I mean, that got to be one of the toughest thing as like an iconic MC. Like, I have to actually say lyrics that I don't even, like, I don't even think or feel like that anymore. And it's one of my most love songs. What do you think jungle and horse and jungle had way nasty? No, I know. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:10:39 So it's like, that got to be one of the, like, toughest things about being an MC or like, damn, I don't want to, I don't want to wrap that song to war, man. I got daughters now. Like, you know what I'm saying? Well, shoot. Hove, uh, did Big Pimping over, I forgot what beat at Bruce Picnic. Like, when was the last time you listen to Big Pimping? It's like what Hov is actually saying.
Starting point is 01:10:58 Yeah. That's crazy. Like, it's crazy what he's saying in that song. That got to be one of the toughest things of the MC getting older, man. Like, I don't want to do this record, man. I can't perform this no more. Fuck that. And at what point do you say I'm not performing that record no more?
Starting point is 01:11:12 even though it's one of your most loved records in your catalog. Like, do you ever get to that point? Like, I'm not doing that. Yeah. To all you hip hop purists out there, out of every song that Nas performed, you owe me went to crazies. Really?
Starting point is 01:11:29 I don't know if it was the crowd. I don't know if it was because it was a FIFA international crowd, and I'm sure you owe me did well globally. You owe me going off at the FIFA. It went. I think he went from Uchiwali into you owe me. I don't, I never understand when y'all always said that. I love that song.
Starting point is 01:11:45 People hated you owe me. I'm like growing up, everyone loved you owe me. I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't find that out until Twitter that people hated you owe me. That was the sound though. That was the sound though. They were so price. To back it up.
Starting point is 01:12:06 You can hold my ice. You don't know. Oh. Oh. me back like you take your text. How did you? One, that's the fucking perfect. And he got, you know,
Starting point is 01:12:20 he put the science in there too. Like 40 acres to blacks on a hit record. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He kept it knowledge. He kept it nods. It had a groove to it, but he kept the naws for sure. He definitely gave us the knowledge, for sure.
Starting point is 01:12:33 It's all knowing how to perfectly know to do the beat. It's fucking killing me. Like, he, he, you know how hard it is to get in the Harlem Boys'Quare? Is that Correle? Oh, Timmy. Timlin. That's Timlin, right? Tim, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:45 Your rendition sounds more for real, but it is Timu. Do, do you. That's very Neptunes. Yeah, that's Neptune. That's why I'm like, was that Pharrella, Tim? Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:54 But now, you owe me went nuts. Like, yeah, it was cool to hear it. It ain't hard to tell, but everyone got out of their fucking seats when you owe me came on. That's crazy. But yeah, shout out to Massville. Ran into all the people we gave tickets to,
Starting point is 01:13:06 which was really cool to. Oh, that's tough. And I didn't even know. They gave. The people we gave tickets to, they gave them the Namin pass. Not that you, not the Nami. They was on the field with me. That's fire.
Starting point is 01:13:19 That's fire. That's how I should be. No, no, I was so happy. Let the fans experience that, man. Let them experience that. Yeah, it was really, really cool. And I wish they'd do more concerts there. Like, perfect venue for that.
Starting point is 01:13:30 Dope? Yeah. And just to know, like, I'm standing where Maw's birthday twin dominated was cool. Come on, did you feel the pressure? Yeah, come on, man. Me and Serena. Me and Serena. Isn't Serena coming back?
Starting point is 01:13:46 Yeah. Why? Wait, like Tyson coming back? Or like? No, she's coming out of retirement. She's playing. The Saudis aren't like paying her for just the exhibition? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:13:57 She's playing. Okay. Listen, I would never doubt Serena Williams. Yeah, I thought I read that she was coming out of retirement. Yeah. Serena Williams has officially returned to professional tennis at age 44. Nearly four years after stepping away, she launched a comeback at the HSBC Championships at Queens Club in London
Starting point is 01:14:13 and has continued a campaign by partnering with Carolina Mujova for doubles play at the Berlin Open. Okay. Oh, she has to exit the tournament early after her doubles partner, Victoria Mboko, sustained a knee injury.
Starting point is 01:14:25 Oh, wow. Yeah, she came back, she had to exit early. Damn, 19-year-old can't keep up. Injuries and injuries, you know that. But, nah, did you catch any of the MMA stuff? No. I just saw the...
Starting point is 01:14:41 Trump, uh, Dana White entrance. And I could not believe that this was real and this is our country. It's insane. They were fighting at the White House? I'm not here to make any political or be like, yo,
Starting point is 01:14:59 they shouldn't do this. I don't care about it. It's just, it's weird. This is our country. This is America. America. Fighting the White House lawn is insane.
Starting point is 01:15:09 They walk out of Oklahoma. They want, and Trump walked from the Oval Office to the octagon. That was the green room. Yo, the war room being the green room is fucking crazy. Like where Bill Kling was getting sucked off is where they were wrapping their hands. Yeah, come on, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:30 Fuck it, man. This is America. Why not? It's, I mean, hey, man, get it how you live. And not to say that if somebody gave me tickets to this, I would go. Oh, it looked crazy. So I'm not here to judge anyone that went. I just, this is just nuts that like this is, I just feel like that area of D.C.
Starting point is 01:15:51 has things to do right now. Who was that? Was he looking at the Declaration of Independence? What is he looking at? Yo, that is, that is so funny. It's a good Christian boy right there. This is so crazy. It's insane.
Starting point is 01:16:12 I mean, it's kind of. I mean, it's kind of. kind of ill, though. I'm not here to hate on it. That's kind of, that's some ill shit, though. Like, as a fighter, that's definitely, like, got to be one of your biggest moments. Like, yo, fighting at the White House?
Starting point is 01:16:28 Don't punch is walking past the president. Every president that's ever. Yo, this is fucking crazy. Nah, this is wild. Oh, my God. Oh, okay, okay. That makes sense, then. Oh, that makes it make sense.
Starting point is 01:16:49 If he's the only American champion right now, yeah. Walking past slave owners with the American flag wrapped around you to then go fight another man in front of people is the most American thing I've ever seen in my life. This is America. And then dapping up, come on, we got to dapp. I'm not saying it's good. I'm just telling you that that is the most American thing
Starting point is 01:17:06 I've ever seen. This is sick. You're walking through the warehouse. This is sick. Walking through the warehouse where flip-flops is fucking crazy. I mean, after January 6th, think this was the next step no yeah yeah we come on where else where we go yeah this is what look at look at what look at what our troops are looking at yo this is fucking crazy okay if iran doesn't
Starting point is 01:17:36 think they have the upper hand at this point i don't know what to tell you let's bomb them now wow but i mean i guess shout out to i i mean listen i'm not listen that's some that's that's some iconic shit though as a fighter for sure you some pretty iconic shit outside of Mitch do you think the Knicks go to the White House yeah I don't think so I think their owner makes them go
Starting point is 01:18:02 I think they go they all go don't only can't make them go why do I don't think it's in the I highly doubt in the fine print it's in their contract that in the event we win you gotta go have to go to the White House I highly highly doubt that's in no I don't think that's in the
Starting point is 01:18:19 I don't check either. Because we've seen plenty of teams say no when we know the owner of the team was very much a Republican that loved Trump. Did you see Trump's tweet or truth social, whatever the fuck he uses? He called, he called a patriot. He said, congrats to O.G. Jalen Brunson, Josh, Art, Kat, and the true patriot. Mitchell Robinson. That's right.
Starting point is 01:18:45 No, Mitchell Robinson didn't ask for any of this. And great patriot, Mitchell Robbins. Yo, we live in a simulation. In great patriot. Mitchell, he been in a war that we don't know about. He can't even stay out of foul trouble. I know he didn't know. I love the definition of a true patriot to Donald Trump
Starting point is 01:19:03 as if you like him or not. Yeah, come on, man. True patriot. That's crazy as fuck. There could be a Marine that died overseas. That was a Democrat. And he wouldn't be a true patriot to Donald Trump. Also, tonight a superstar was born.
Starting point is 01:19:16 His name is Jalen Brunson. And there are others. And there are others. Including. Carl Anthony Towns. O.G. and a great patriot. Mitchell Robertson. Make America great.
Starting point is 01:19:31 You know, name it like, naming Mitch and not like Josh Hart. I'm saying you left out the starting five of Hart and Bridges. And Mitch, I love Mitch. That rebound was one of the greatest rebounds in Nick history. Huge. The great Patriots. We've been over the starting five.
Starting point is 01:19:48 Great rebound. To go to the backup center and the great patriot. Yeah. Because he loves me and trucks. That's a fact. You know what the crazy shit is? I think it's a rumor that, like, I don't even think that's confirmed. I think that was like a rumor or like a hoax that Mitchell Robinson is like a trumper.
Starting point is 01:20:04 I don't know if he is or not, but judging by his Instagram, I think it's safe to say. He's a trumper. That Mitch fucks with 45. Oh, he is. Okay. You saw Mitch's face when he found out he got. bring his truck to the parade. He even talked like Donald Trump and that.
Starting point is 01:20:23 He said, and I'm being told I can bring my truck. Oh my God. Everybody wants me to bring my truck. That's funny as hell. Today's show is brought to by our presenting sponsor, Hard Rock Bet. That is Florida's Sportsbook Mall, the world's biggest soccer slash football, depending on where you're from, is here. Everyone is watching.
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Starting point is 01:22:53 It's home. Why do I watch the World Cup? That's like asking me, why do I breed? I inherited that fandom from my mom. I like watching it with my dad. It's a connecting force. From Futuro Studios, I'm Fernanda Chavari, and this is American Football, a show about soccer culture in the U.S. and its underdog roots.
Starting point is 01:23:17 We go beyond the game to the people and the stories that make it great. A soccer game is a festival. It's just a game. It's your culture. I took an elbow to my head, which cracked my skull. It is an American game. The Brazilians don't like hearing that, though. Are they the only ones that don't like that?
Starting point is 01:23:35 Nobody likes that. As we get ready for the Men's World Cup this summer, listen to American Football as part of the MyCultura podcast network, available on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Hoda Kotby, host of the podcast, Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby. Together, we're going to have meaningful conversations with the world's most fascinating people. Like when actress Olivia Munn shared how she overcame fierce health challenges. I've gone through breast cancer and then helped my mother through breast cancer,
Starting point is 01:24:10 and that was more difficult. There's a lot of people who understand postpartner depression. I was not prepared for postpartum anxiety. Listen to Joy 101 with Hoda Kotby on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, listen up. The Jonas Brothers here. Our podcast is called, Hey Jonas. since everyone has a podcast, we wanted to as well.
Starting point is 01:24:29 And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend, Nile Horn, is joining the show. How's it going, boys? Hey, Niall. It's the same thing with Slow Hands. Slow Hands is not about anything else, really, is it? You know, or taste so good can't be about food. You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done.
Starting point is 01:24:43 You too, Joe. Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Do we have voicemails? I think we do. You've got mail. What's good, Rory Mall, baby D. This is JJ from the Bronx.
Starting point is 01:25:07 Question. Have you ever had a significant other get y'all into some type of show that you never thought y'all would be into? So right now that's happening with me with Love Island. And I'm not going to lie, I never thought I'd be the type of nigga to be into some shit like this. But Love Island is fire. I don't know if y'all watch it. But they're up to season eight right now. now, but that shit is fire. That shit isn't entertaining. That shit is toxic.
Starting point is 01:25:34 And I love that shit. Like, we have fucking watch parties for that shit. We got weed and alcohol laid out, snacks laid out. And every night, 9 o'clock, we're watching Levineland. And that shit is entertaining. So I just want to know, has that ever happened with you all before anybody that y'all dealt with? Peace. I got a question, though. Is he talking about weed and snacks laid out for him and the homies or him and his lady? I'm sure it's him and his girl. Okay.
Starting point is 01:26:00 Because laying out wheat and snacks for the homies to watch Love Island. That's crazy. That is crazy. Arcuderies. Yeah. Like, some celery. Like,
Starting point is 01:26:09 nah, that's Hayes. You know what I'm saying? That's Hayes right there. That's like, yo, what? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:17 The Reggie is to die for it. Yeah. Oh, the reggie is amazing. Have you had the reggie? It's amazing. What of my favorite tweet is a good pussy will have you asking? So what's Mr.
Starting point is 01:26:29 Big's real name? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. Yeah, definitely. Women have put me on to a lot of shows. To the point that I, there's been so many. I can't remember the amount of time women have put me on shows that I have no business watching. Like, it happens all the time. Yeah, but I haven't gotten into Love Island yet, but I keep hearing that I should start.
Starting point is 01:26:46 I'm hearing this great. And I was against, what was the one I was on? Would I got Clay? Love is blind. Love is blind. Yeah, but love is blind walks, so Love Island. could run. Like, we thought Love is Blind was crazy.
Starting point is 01:27:04 And this was the only next step is this. Love Island USA executive producer dies in Fiji during season 8 production. Yeah, but a few hours ago. They just said they had a health emergency or something. Wow. Okay. Damn, sorry to hear that. Baby, have you started Love Island?
Starting point is 01:27:23 Are you into it? No. All right. I watched a few episodes of the first season when it started. I'm cool. I'm gonna watch it. I hear great things about it. I am so...
Starting point is 01:27:35 What great things can you hear? I heard great things about love is blind. I'm trying really hard not to insult the listeners who listens to this, but that's why I'm really trying to think of a measured way to say this. That show is fucking... There is no point. There's no point to the show. To our listeners that watch it, there is nothing wrong with watching...
Starting point is 01:27:55 We're turning your brain off sometimes to watch some absolute garbage. I've done it before too. Love Island is next level though. Love is blind at least has some structure. All right. So what is the premise of Love Island? Everyone get herpes. Stop.
Starting point is 01:28:08 They go on there and everybody's looking for love. Everybody's looking for love. They always have to have a bikini out or a trunks. Like they don't wear clothes, the entire show. Go on Island. Okay. So they're wearing bikinis the entire time. And they're like, it's just every time I turn it on,
Starting point is 01:28:27 this is what's the conversation that's going on. hey, can I talk to you? Like, I kind of like really, really liked Josh. And like, I saw you like over there with OG. So I like don't understand why you were like talking to Josh. Like I feel like you're disrespecting me and you're like not being a girl's girl. And then they do a challenge. And it's like, who can make Josh get the hardest?
Starting point is 01:28:45 And then all the girls are like kissing Josh and grinding on him. It's, I'm like, this is not. There's no way that y'all watch this. Like, I can't. When does auditions open up? Like, that's what I need to do. Like, who can get? get me the hardest.
Starting point is 01:29:01 That's what's going on? I can do that in DR. On the island, hell, yeah. Why not? Yeah, but would you be the guy that wears a t-shirt in the pool? I'll say you can't wear a t-shirt on the water. Fuck, no, I'm not wearing no t-shirt in the pool. You're kidding me?
Starting point is 01:29:16 The fuck out of here. You know, seeing them all of one of those weird mics that they wear would be the funniest thing on her. If that's what's going on, girls trying to see who can get the guy on. It's literally just making out kissing. Like, pull up a Love Island Challenge, Ryan. And again, no disrespect to the people who watch it. I can understand why you watch it.
Starting point is 01:29:33 I just, I can't watch TV like that. All right. Well, we might have to go to the next open audition, though. Love Island and Baddies is the same, like, they have the same audience to me. Now, Baddies? Well, I mean, I lied on the show and said that Mall was the reason I got to watch Paddies because the pod, content, this and that. No, girl got me to watch Baddies. And then I got some reddish.
Starting point is 01:29:53 Baddies is crazy. That shit. I love Baddies. I'm told about my baddies like that. Baby, you don't do that. Okay. I'm sorry. What is the premise of that?
Starting point is 01:30:01 What's the premise of Baddy's? What's the premise of Baddy's? Who hit the hardest? Love Islands, who kissed the hardest. Okay. And who can get the hardest. That's literally. Your Baddies is to see who hit the hardest and Love Island is to see who can get the hardest.
Starting point is 01:30:18 Yeah. Literally. All right. But I mean, you will probably like it. Why would I probably like Love Island? Because you like, you like stuff that I wouldn't usually watch. Like, you always surprise me. I think you'll like it.
Starting point is 01:30:29 My friends are obsessed with it. They have a group chat, like just them talking about it. It's the biggest show in the U.S. right now. Yeah. And it has been. It's not like this season. Yeah, no. It's the, that's, that's, have you seen O'Landria?
Starting point is 01:30:44 The black girl that looks like a Barbie? Yes. She's beautiful. That's where she came from. She came from Love Island. Okay. She didn't win, but that's where she got her start. Wait, how do you win Love Island?
Starting point is 01:30:55 Again, I only watched like two of them. Oh, so I have seen Love Island. That was what it was called? Yes. Oh, I've seen that season. Oh, you did? Oh, okay, yeah. That's Love Island.
Starting point is 01:31:03 But they've turned it up a bit. You know, like in the beginning of Love Island, it was the makeout shit and then they did, now it's just, it's just softcore. Okay. The entire thing is soft core porn. So this is just the newest season. Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 01:31:15 Yeah, I've seen Love Island then. But you win, you win by, because you're, the goal is to couple up. And if you are the couple, if you get coupled up and by the end, you don't get voted off because every fucking week or something, they vote people off, whatever. You get coupled up if you're in the final couples and people vote for you the most, like you get the most votes to win. That's how you and your couple, y'all win. But you have to be coupled up.
Starting point is 01:31:37 You can't be a single. That shit is cuck out of one. And then the last, the last thing they ask you is, hey, you guys won. Do you keep the, do you keep the more money all to yourself or do you split it with this person? Basically. Okay. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 01:31:53 So I have seen Love Island. I just haven't seen this season. Okay. But I, yeah, I've seen the show. I get it. Love Island makes Clay look like a faithful man. Yes. We got to check in with Clay,
Starting point is 01:32:03 I see what Clay been up to, man. What I will say is I do like watching the Love Island like last two episodes. Like I want to see who wins. Oh, you're on those. You want to get right to the end. Yeah, I want to see who wins, but I can't watch the show.
Starting point is 01:32:15 I can't do it. Okay. With this digital footprint in the next like eight years, how many bodies is it if your girl, if your queen was on Love Island? They got to be at least three. That's very kind of you. I'm saying at least
Starting point is 01:32:30 At least three I don't want to hit No, it just dated him And I was in We was no no No no I always wondered That girls catch three bodies
Starting point is 01:32:38 In a weekend Even the real world Like y'all know There's cameras in the bedroom Why are you fucking on camera Yes you're under the covers But we can see that you're fucking on camera They're not fucking
Starting point is 01:32:48 They are These people be fucking mall You think that's just production They're under there just You know Playing tummy sticks And that's it What?
Starting point is 01:32:57 what the fuck his tummy sticks they're playing hide the remote they're in their OG and that's all yeah they just plan how to remote that's all they're playing knocking to tip him this little tip that's all has somebody ever successfully just stuck the tipping like but like wait whoa he asking me and Rory that question
Starting point is 01:33:15 do y'all not have tips no you said has anyone ever successfully stuck the tip in I mean in history not in your asshole I'm just saying the way you The way you phrased the question, I'm just like, what are you asking right now? This is, this was Santana be talking about. No, that's not what Santana. Santana ain't playing and put the tip of it.
Starting point is 01:33:34 Santana played out of the remote. No, we ain't doing that. That's what, did you guys see Santana and Cam Newton's interview together? No. That is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Fucking Cam Newton looked at Santana was like, like, do I look like I'm gay? Like, do you think I'm gay? He asked Santana to that?
Starting point is 01:33:51 I swear God. Why would he ask, why would he ask him that? Because Santana was talking about a low-down niggas. And I think that Cam asked him that because Cam has heard. He's been accused. Yeah, he's been accused to being gay a lot. Cam Newton? Yes.
Starting point is 01:34:05 Really? Hell, you. Wow. Yeah. Not Shannon Sharp? Him too. But him too. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:12 Shannon Sharp, to me, I think if I was here, like, yo, I heard he's gay. If Cam, I'll be like, I don't think Cam is, I don't see that. But I mean, he's, it's been a thing. Is it because of the way he, like his aesthetic, the way dresses, how he moves. Yeah. and you guys are on that hole if you fuck mad women you're gay thing so if you can't stay faithful
Starting point is 01:34:34 Santana was like even with your little bow tie and your little jill your little body suit and your legs crossed and stuff like you don't get me gay that shit he had a bowtie and a body suit oh that's not a body suit he had an overroats that's not a body suit man but Santana you said a bowtine a body suit
Starting point is 01:34:55 that's what Santana said bro Yeah, but if a niggas wear a bowtine, a bodysuit, he might be gay. But calling overall a body suit, is it hilarious? That shit was hilarious. Santana was like, you wish a little bowtides and your legs crossed and your little bodysuit on, like, you don't get me gay. That shit had me fucking crying, bro. And also, Santana was saying that he fucks trans men.
Starting point is 01:35:17 He was like, I'll fuck trans men, like, because he had asked him if he ever fucked, like, a girl before. And he was like, I mean, like, I was like, I hunched out my home girl before, but not really. Like, but I fuck trans men. man and Cam Newin could not like put together with a trans he was like oh like Caitlin Jenner he was like that's not a trans woman that's not a trans man he just kept like naming trans women he's like no it's the opposite like a woman that was so turned into a man okay yes that's a trans man yeah so if the man if we was born male you would be a trans woman
Starting point is 01:35:47 yes we transition to a woman what is a born a woman my homegirl mean I think he like like you know took his clothes I guess they were in a room with a man that they were trying to fuck so him and his home girl like hunch to like make the man comfortable. But I don't know what hunch means. You know what hunch means. You know exactly what hunch means. I don't. Hump.
Starting point is 01:36:05 I'm guessing it's something is hump. Yeah. You never heard hunch before? No. Oh, wow. I hunched somebody? I've heard hump somebody. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:14 It's the same thing. Okay. Yeah, I'm still on humped. When did hunched happen? When I was the girl was called hunting. For real? Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:36:24 I never heard that. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Humping. Maybe somebody was trying to, I thought they were trying to say. Dry sex. Like that, but hunched, no, I've never. No. But I don't think, I don't think it was dry. I think it was like, I think they were like. When I think hunched, I think bending over. That's where my mind went.
Starting point is 01:36:39 Hunching. Okay. Different areas. But yeah, that was a very funny interview. You guys should watch it. I mean, listen, I laughed when Dame Dash was trying to figure out why Jason Lee was gay. So I'm sure I'll enjoy this. Because that's still. Might be my favorite segment of 2026. Like, yeah, you've seen a woman before. right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:58 I've seen women before. Absolutely, yes. Jason Lease, you're mad pussy. I mean, clearly. He fucked the whole dais on that show that he was in. See, Rory, so me and Demaris, our theory kind of checks out.
Starting point is 01:37:11 No, he fucked the guy on the dais, is what I'm saying. But he was dating a lot of women before, too, though. Dating a lot of women fucking. I'm treating him like shit. Me and more be right. We're not always right, but we're rarely wrong. Well, I'm rarely wrong.
Starting point is 01:37:25 he'd be wrong a lot. So you guys still think that if a man fucks a lot of women he's gay? We think if you can't stop fucking women can't stop cheating when you have at home pussy and you're rude and ignorant
Starting point is 01:37:37 to women and treat women like shit, yes, I think that there's a high probability that's your gay. No, we always had that. We always had that in there. Treating women like shit, I didn't agree to that side of it. No, I'm not saying you agree to it,
Starting point is 01:37:49 but we always had that in it. That was part of it. Yeah, well, I mean, or you're just a straight dirtbag. That's you. I mean, those are you. We said high probability. We didn't mean that automatically means high probability.
Starting point is 01:38:01 Okay. Does that work on the women side too? If you treat men like shit and fuck a bunch of men. You're secretly a lesbian? That girl is usually bisexual though. I don't like that y'all put that whole label on bisexuals. I hate that. Who put a whole label on bisexual?
Starting point is 01:38:18 Y'all do that. Both of y'all do that a lot. Moore has always done that. Wait, what? When we have always said that Maher should get. No, I do not think that. Well, we have always said that mall should date bisexuals. Maul always had like that whole attachment to, there was always that little underlying
Starting point is 01:38:33 that bisexuals were hos. That was a thing. We've already had that argument the whole first two years of the podcast. You, as far as what you just said was the girls who usually fuck men a lot are usually bisexual. That's what you just, you literally just said that. You just said that. Yeah. Well, two things can be, I'm not saying all bisexual women are hos, but I'm saying women
Starting point is 01:38:53 that fuck a lot of men are hypersexual and a lot of times hypersexual people are bisexual all the women I know well me personally just from being around I'm not saying every bisexual
Starting point is 01:39:02 is that I get it but what I'm saying all the women that I know that are super hypersexual when it comes to men and fuck a lot of men are not bisexual they're actually super straight
Starting point is 01:39:09 they love dick hence them keep fucking men can I ask a deeper question what's up how many of them were molested well I wouldn't know that I don't have their station records
Starting point is 01:39:20 sitting right there sitting right there no I'm saying if it's your friends And I think that y'all would have that conversation. You said your friends, right? A lot of your friends. Yeah, but people don't really talk about the fact that they've been molested.
Starting point is 01:39:30 And even when you are friends with them, that's usually something you reserve for like your therapist. It's only me, me, me and Ms. Pat. It's always funny to me how people were the only two. People would tell a complete stranger that, but wouldn't tell their closest friends that. No. Because a complete stranger, it's different. Once your friend knows that, you can't unknow that. Like, they will always see that.
Starting point is 01:39:48 It's kind of like, why you shouldn't tell your friends that your partner cheated on you. They can't unhear that information. What? You think that's odd? I think that's kind of like. I think that's more of the main point of therapy outside of them being a professional in that. You think that if I was molested? There's a lot of things I can't.
Starting point is 01:40:01 I'd be uncomfortable sharing with my friend because now we have to live in that world where you know that information. And now I'm telling somebody that I know it's going to be sacred here and they don't even know me like that. So we can talk about it in a different way. I just never understood that. That's kind of the point of therapy. My homeward that I knew since the third grade. If I had been molested, he would know rather than some random guy that I just met. It's because he has a nice office on Madison Avenue.
Starting point is 01:40:26 I was going there. Hey, yeah, I was touched when I was, I wouldn't tell my home with it. Well, they're a professional and you can unpack what's happened to you because of that. Yeah, that's an easier conversation to have with somebody that you don't know. I'm not saying, I'm not saying it's not easier. I'm not saying for my closest friend that knows everything else about me to not know that, but then to me to go to a therapist and just tell a therapist that in the first day I mean the therapist. All right. Well, it would be hard for you to understand because you haven't been molested so you don't know the shame and the things that come with that.
Starting point is 01:41:00 You wouldn't understand. Shame from like the shame of me being shameful that it happened or shame from me telling my friend and my friend like shaming me for it happening. Shame, shaming, the shame you hold inside for heaven. Oh, okay. Yeah, but I mean, that's part of the trauma. But I'm just saying a lot of traumatic things happen to us away from just sexual assault that we would. tell our friends, our close family, you know, cousins, sisters, brothers, whoever, we would tell them.
Starting point is 01:41:27 But their sexual trauma is a very different type of trauma. The way it sits in you was a very different. This is the guy that says, my friends can't tell me they're hurting in a breakup. They get 24 hours and then they have to ship. Imagine me and all grew up together. We 16 in the act legend with the tape deck. This is the guy I'm going to tell. I was touched.
Starting point is 01:41:47 Yeah. No, give me the therapist. I would say, let's go kill that motherfucker. Yeah. I know. That's the friend I am. Where he at? Tonight we can get him out of here.
Starting point is 01:41:56 But sometimes that's, but exactly. And sometimes that's not the, sometimes that's not the type of support that you need. When you're trying to get over something. You don't need to let's go kill that nigga. You don't need, I don't need you to want to do something. I don't need your feelings about the situation. I just need to be able to talk with no reaction.
Starting point is 01:42:16 Because when you tell the people that you love or that love you, that something happened to you, You are now dealing with their emotions because they love you so much. And when you love somebody, like, if something happens to them, you're hurt as well. A lot of people don't want to deal with their emotions. I want to deal with the one person I pay to not have emotions about this. And now Mall's going to question if I'm gay or not. No, that's my friend.
Starting point is 01:42:36 I wouldn't do that. If it was my friend, I wouldn't do that. But Rory later. It's better to, how many overall views have we had in the last five years? I've told that many people about it. So maybe I'm the problem. maybe I should have kept that to myself. Possibly.
Starting point is 01:42:56 But I'm sure you've got to have people. That was, it was not liberating would be the wrong word, but I've been fine talking about it because I healed from it years before I started podcasting about that type of stuff. But I'm sure there's plenty of people that have liked that I've talked about that because there's some shit you keep to yourself. So sometimes it's nice to hear somebody be like,
Starting point is 01:43:14 oh, happen to me. Yeah. Especially as a man because men are, you know, Men carry a little bit more shame in that than women do because of there's an added thing onto it. If you're a man, nobody should be able to do this to you. Yeah. Why is he still living? Like, yeah, no, I get it.
Starting point is 01:43:32 I'm good. But, I mean, there's more important things in the world like Cardi, partying with Cuavo. Like, that's what we should be focusing on. Love Island. That's the real stuff. Cardi. Fuck Iran. Let's put an octagon at the White House.
Starting point is 01:43:49 I like it. Amen. But Jay said pop bottles on the White House lawn? No, knock a nigga out on the White House lawn. See? When Jay wanted to pop bottles on the White House lawn, it was cool. You know what I mean? Dana White wanted to knock people out on the White House lawn.
Starting point is 01:44:04 You're like, no, that's kind of crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. They killed my president for a tan suit. So, you know, hey. Go. Listen. Moves and moves.
Starting point is 01:44:16 Can you imagine what the Republicans would do? do if anybody said what whoever that do was said about Michelle Obama on the White House lawn on a microphone they would lose their fucking minds for sure this is the problem with america like no it's LOL is when it's on that side no they would lose their fucking minds if this was in reverse amen like lose their minds but not it's like why y'all being so sensitive I hate politics so much that's right Do they know how crazy they are? That's not even like, do you think there's any self-awareness of like I'm a walking
Starting point is 01:44:56 contradiction on both sides? No. Okay. No, that's unfortunate. That's unfortunate. It's a phonot of it. No. They think they're perfectly fine.
Starting point is 01:45:06 They're making like sound points. Yeah. Okay. Come on now. Cool. You didn't see what he was taking us with that? No, I didn't. I did not.
Starting point is 01:45:13 Whatsoever. And where did he get that information from? Come on. That's not a. No, I know. I know. I don't know. Are you guys going to Soldier Boy, a rapper university? No, I already know how to rap.
Starting point is 01:45:27 If anyone should start the rapper university, Soulge Boy, he started every trend. Rapper University. Nice. Is it like Streamer University? It appears to be. Is this real or is this him just throwing something out there? No, applications are now open on the official website. It's about Big Draco?
Starting point is 01:45:47 You think everything he says is law. Okay. That's definitely having. If I wanted somebody to teach me out of rap, it wouldn't be Soldier Boy. Now, Marketing University, Soldier Boy, I'd go. I mean, listen, we used to think Soldier Boy was the worst lyricist. In 2026, he's a lyricist to me. The shit we thought was terrible.
Starting point is 01:46:08 For sure. Yeah. He looks like cannabis compared to some of these kids. For sure. For sure. Did you guys see a Kai's trailer? Yeah. That was great.
Starting point is 01:46:21 And maybe we're just such Kai supporters on this pod. But was that not like one of the best put together productions for a trailer? All of his productions are well put together. He's amazing. He's amazing. Kai's amazing. How much you think that cost? It was a lot of money.
Starting point is 01:46:38 That's better than a movie trailer. One stream from him, he got it. That's a fact. That's a different fact. All right, so Kai is coming back and he's doing his streamer university. Do we know who's involved in that? all the careers he launched, like his India love? I'm sure she'll be right.
Starting point is 01:46:57 Yeah, I'm sure he'll have like some special guests. I did see something about Jalen Brown was trying to apply. Would you stay in a dorm room with me if we went to Streamer University? Yeah. Like we were roommates? Yeah. That'd be funny. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:09 What if it was bunk beds? We couldn't just get like two doubles? No, but let's just say that, you know, our application went in late and we had to do the bunk bed room. I don't know, man. sleeping on the bunk bed is crazy. Paul, it's top or bottom? There's no right answer. No matter what the answer is, like none of it is a right answer.
Starting point is 01:47:36 I'm like, no, I'm on the bottom. Where'd I? I feel like top is the right answer. Okay. I don't want to climb up, like when I'm tired, climb back down. Y'all know I got a bladder problem. Like, I can't be. Yeah, but I don't want nobody farting above me.
Starting point is 01:47:50 He rises. He does rise. So you want to fart. at the bottom of the bunk? Because then it's going on. Oh, you want to fart at the top of the bunk? Mm-hmm. Because you don't want to smell.
Starting point is 01:48:01 Mm-hmm. Okay, got you. What would be our roommate etiquette if we had maybe like a young harlot in the room? Would we be like sock on the door, tie on the door, or just power through? Knock. We can't just go back to that. Like, just knock. No, knock is that interrupts the flow.
Starting point is 01:48:22 Whose flow? Yo, nah, chill. busy right back to my rhythm don't give me the sock on the door theory because I'm just going to put a sock on the door just to be left alone yeah I'll be in there by myself that's some shit I'm like yo Roy's getting mad pussy no he just likes to be alone I'm definitely putting a sock on the door
Starting point is 01:48:43 but it would be fun to do a streaming university as a pod you think Demaris would sit at our lunch table I feel like she branched off and find other friends yeah for sure she wouldn't find other friends Because you don't like having friends I like having friends You ain't lived enough yet You don't even know how crazy that statement is
Starting point is 01:49:02 Now I ain't gonna lie I'm gonna be tired of my friends No we're gonna double back to that That statement I'm gonna give you 10 years We're gonna double back There's no friends at stream of universe If I can use you from my stream we friends
Starting point is 01:49:14 The moment we can't We're not friends anymore And add the female gene into that Mayhem What's the female gene? The female gene? Huh? You're the messiest mother
Starting point is 01:49:24 fucker I know but what's the female gene well I mean yeah cat daddy won a championship we in right now what does that even what does that even sassy niggas winning is what he's saying oh okay and shout out to like we talked about pod university before shout out to weasy who got engaged yes I'm so happy for her I love her fiancee love her fiancee we we've kicked a few times he's he's a really good guy congrats to weasy man I'm so happy to see that I am too I love when like We love when love wins. Yes, when love wins, podcaster. Like she was talking, she released the clip where she was like, everybody always, like, said, like, because of what I do for a living, like, nobody would ever love me and things like that.
Starting point is 01:50:05 And those are thoughts that I've had too. So I'm just, I'm very happy for her and happy that she's speaking out on it because that's not, that's, that is something that we think about, especially women who say crazy shit. I'm like, who have a crazy digital footprint. We do think that sometimes, sometimes this might be too much for someone. So I love that she's being loved. in totality. No, and he's a good do. And he's cool as fuck too.
Starting point is 01:50:29 Like, you know, when you can look at a relationship and kind of go like, they'll have a great five years. And it's probably going to end. They're going to spend the rest of their lives together. Like, you can tell the two of them, like that they met the right people. That's dope. So I'm very happy for Weezy. Y'all next. No?
Starting point is 01:50:51 Where do you meet people? That was a real question. many people. Whoever. Social media. Social media. Streamer University. Love Island.
Starting point is 01:51:07 See? It's there everywhere. Mad places to meet people. He's too old for Love Island, but. The Nick Parade. I'm definitely too old for Love Island. And I'm too, like, white. I couldn't, do you think me and Fiji for 12-hour shoots?
Starting point is 01:51:17 Yeah, your girl on Love Island be cheating on y'all. You can't even go outside and see what she's doing. I would lose every girl just because I couldn't leave the, you can't leave the hotel. You can't leave the old. You know, what she's doing over there by the tree? Tell me what she doing. I'm asking to produce like,
Starting point is 01:51:34 yo, can we shoot this one under the palm tree? You crazy as fuck. You're going to win, though. Night time was, Oh, nighttime. And I got a good arrest. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:51:41 You've been inside all day. Rory is sacrificed to sunburn to see what a bitch doing for show. Oh yeah. We've seen him in the underarm and long sleeve. You know, he put that on immediately and put his crocs on and go looking for his queen. She said she was just going to get a collada.
Starting point is 01:51:56 Can I pull you for a chat? It's never happened before. Though I did do the kayak thing St. Thomas with Kia and I definitely had a long sleep on. I had him for sure. Absolutely. You said, can you pull? What? No, I'll lose a Love Island thing. Can I pull you for a chat? It's a Love Island thing.
Starting point is 01:52:10 Oh, yeah, that's the thing, right? But I don't know. I could see Moal. I think Mall might actually find love in some situation like that. Because it's not working in reality. You have to go on a reality show. What you mean is not working in reality? How do you know I'm not settled down?
Starting point is 01:52:28 That's true. All right, then shut the fuck up. Are you settled down? Huh? Are you settled down? Fuck, no. Okay. It's one to ask. I know, that's all.
Starting point is 01:52:36 That clarity. All right. Well, it's good seeing you guys. Again, congrats to New York Knicks in New York City. Thank you to Earl of Pearl and thank you to Mall. Nephew Mall. No problem, man. No problem.
Starting point is 01:52:48 Nephew Mall. Are you not? Do you want to sign? I can sign that shirt for one or two. Yeah. I got you. Can hop in Biggs and, yeah. Let me just get your whole family free to sign this.
Starting point is 01:52:57 Let me sign that for you. All right. We'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be safe. I'm that nigger. He's just ginger. Go nix. No. It's that time to put on your jersey and wave your flag, whoever you root for.
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