New Rory & MAL - Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

Episode Date: June 19, 2026

Happy Friday! The crew kicks off the pod by sharing the weirdest foods they enjoyed as a kid, as well as doing some intensive research on the worst bug infestations. Yung Miami and Mayor Mamdani take over the Knicks’ Parade, and James Dolan announces that the team will be at the White House. Jay-Z faces backlash for his exclusive vinyl release in Target, and the squad takes some calls from listeners asking for advice! All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-foreverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Caesar salad? Yeah. I can't eat hot and cold. Really? I get nauseous. I'll throw up immediately. Like, if I'm eating hot food and I try to eat a salad right after that, I'll throw up. I'm dead serious.

And I didn't notice it until I was like maybe 16. I'm like, oh, I'm eating food and they're trying to eat the salad after I eat hot food. food. So you telling me you don't do the baked beans. PJ, you're recording

because this is important. You telling me you don't do the baked beans next to the macaroni salad? I can't

touch it. I can't eat hot and cold food together. I can't. I get nauseous. I cannot do it. That's cute.

I cannot do it. What about collagen? Even the cranberry salad? Even cranberry salad has to be like room temperature.

You can't give me no cranberry salad fresh out the fridge and I'm eating that shit with like cranberry sauce? cranberry sauce.

It has to be room room temp. Like, I literally will throw up. No, I want to go. What about apples sauce? Are you a lukewarm apple sauce guy? No, apple sauce should eat cold. Okay, cool.

But there's, there's psychopaths out there that like it hot. Yeah, but I'm not eating hot, anything hot with applesauce. Pork chops? Well, you don't eat pork chops. Pork chops with applesauce. Paige, we're white. Come on. We know.

Yeah, no, pork chops with apple sauce is fire. Pork chops with apple sauce? Fire. On a side. On a side. Apples sauce on the fire. Apples sauce on a side. Yes.

Apple sauce on the side of a pork chop? Mm-hmm. It's more common than you think. It's more common. It's like peanut butter and jelly for whites. Really? It's bussing, too. I ain't got to laugh.

It complements each other. I feel like it's so much I don't know about y'all. Especially with some gravy and apple sauce goes well together. I promise you. Gravy and apple sauce? Not wrong. Yeah, man. It's a great palate.

It tastes so good. No way. Y'all are eating like pit bulls, man. Apple, is the apples cold? I prefer a cold, but some people like... Some people like a hot cat. Like it like warm, like room temperature. A fried pork chop fresh out the grease with gravy on it.

Yeah. You want cold apple sauce on the side of it. Absolutely. Y'all are fucking terrorists. There's no way. Maybe did you ate that before? Cold apple sauce on the side of a fresh fried hot pork chop. Yep.

With gravy. I got to have gravy though. Just fried, period. I don't know. But like smother. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But the smother.

You got to fry the pork chop first then smother. Yes. Yeah. Amazing. I'm telling you that. With cold apple sauce. Mm-hmm. Wow.

The room. The apple sauce is better room temperature, but I like the cold. You said you have better palettes. I said we have very mature pallets. No, you have a pit bull palate. Who's eating that? A lot of people do. I thought I was going somewhere when I said fried fish with spaghetti.

I thought I was. You mad basic. It's regular. Yeah, I took it to the apple sauce and a pork chop. It's good as fuck too, Ma. I like to. And then there's a picture of it. Yeah.

It exists. It's a regular thing. If I can find you like a vegan pork shop or whatever version they do of that, Would you try some with applesau? No. I can't eat nothing hot and cold together. Okay, what if the apple sauce was hot? Yeah, what if it was good?

Because hot apple sauce is really good. Room town. Especially homemade apples sauce. Hot apple sauce. No, well, that, all right, that's, that's terrorism right there. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about just dipping a little bit of your pork chop in the apples sauce. That's a pretty gentleman is doing life.

Whoever has that plate right there. He's incarcerated. But yeah, that was in prodigies jail. Cranberry sauce, cranberry apple. I guess it's kind of. Yeah. I can see it, I guess. It's the sweet with the savory, like that flavor palette goes together. I asked y'all before and y'all kind of looked at me like I was crazy.

Y'all never sliced up a banana on top of the spaghetti. No. You know what you asked me as shit. You ain't asked me that. Yo. I'd have called to put them people on you. Trust me when I tell you. Like just spaghetti.

You'll try that but won't try apple sauce next to a portion. It's a thing. We're talking about like dry raw spaghetti or like it has tomato sauce or. It's a Filipino style. I'm telling you. Fire. Ryan knows. Fire.

Similar, baby, similar to fried plantins. It's just sweet plants. It's similar. Kind of similar. You know what I'm saying? It's right there. But that was like bolanays and there was a banana.

That's kind of crazy. A neighbor of my building growing up, he was Filipino. And he was at his crib and, you know, he's playing video games. He was made some spaghetti. And she gave it to me with the banana. I was looking at it like, what? And I tried it. It wasn't bad.

Well, that with the soy, that looks like some type of soy base. That I feel like would be good. But the bolognese with a banana is crazy to me. That's nuts. It's not bad. That's crazy. It's not bad. It's not bad.

That's what I'm going to say, that's not crazy. But, I mean, I don't know. I just can't eat hot and cold, hot and cold foods. I just can't do. It has to be at least room temperature for me to combine the spaghetti and the banana. They got a banana spaghetti box right there. Yeah, I'm not doing that one. I don't know what that is.

That's Ann Cameron. That's like, that's like banana flavored spaghetti. Ugh. Oh, it's a book. Oh, okay. Oh, that's cute. I got a question for you. I don't know.

Looking at him on a cover, he kind of, why don't got him looking like that is all I'm sure. Yeah, that's racist. I'm not going to say that. I thought that was curious George right there. Like, what's going on? That's racist as fuck. Can we pull up a picture of Curious George

and put it right next to Anne Cameron? Let's pull up a picture of Anne Cameron and see what she looks like. Let's get to the bottom of this book. Yeah, this is crazy to have homie looking like that. And come on, man. All right, no worry, right. We'll get you together. She grew up in the 1940s and 1950s.

at the Midwestern town. Yeah, I know what she is. Oh my God. Yeah. That's Ann Cameron. Now pull up Curious George. You don't think she met well with that cover? Something to say.

Let's put up a picture of Curious George is all upset. Pete, can you make me Ann Cameron for the artwork today? Look at Curious. There's no way she didn't get blowback for that. Go back to the banana spaghetti picture. What year did that come out? She probably got an award. Come on, fan.

The Anne Cameron photos was making me laugh right now. Come on, though. No, it's crazy. I had a question. Hills have eyes. Definitely didn't mean well in that. Yeah. I had a question for y'all.

Shoot, baby. They shoot. Would you rather discover in your attic, I saw this online and I judge people for their answers. Would you rather discover in your attic a thousand roaches living there or one human being? A thousand roaches. Is a human being alive? That's what I said. Either way, that niggas is dying.

The roaches is dead and whoever's up there is dead. So it's either going to be raid or AK. How do you want to. Been living in your attic. One person or. thousand roaches. And they're alive. Yes. A thousand roaches are like running around? A thousand roaches running around or one human. I take a thousand roaches. Yeah. I kind of feel like that's an easy pick. Yeah. Give me a thousand roaches. And are the roaches minding their business or they're finding their way

to the kitchen? You just happened to go up in the attic and discover them. They've been there. Oh yeah. And you could just call somebody and yeah. That's fine. I asked this dude and he said, oh, the human. I said, well, he was like, that nigga ain't been bothering me. I said, all right okay cool fuck now a human a human but like how do you even have that conversation and what happens when

you lose the squatter case and now you just know they up there yeah now they're up there and they're making mad noise now I can get exterminated before they were tired being quiet they was tiptoeing

you try to get them throwing out squatters rights they can stay there now they're up there they're up there making mad they're inviting my homies over yeah yeah no give me a thousand roaches it's easier to get rid

a thousand roaches than it is a squad in New York City one million percent and like how does that conversation start when you open the attic door and it's a person. Who are you? Like roaches, you freak out, close the shit, and immediately call. Yeah, you go get one of them smoke bombs though.

Yeah. Little roach bombs, throw that up there. Fuming the meantime. Yeah. Kill them all. Go up there. Get the vacuum. Clean them all up.

You know what I'm saying? Something like that. But what if somebody like, yo? I wouldn't know what my initial reaction would be. He looking at you. Like, you were a stranger. He in your house? Yeah, nah.

How long have I lived here, too? Like, you've probably lived there. for 10 years, but the human's only been there. The human and the roaches only been there for a year. Okay, so I've been up in my attic and there wasn't a human there the last time. No. Yeah, that, now, fuck that. But that wouldn't happen because...

How the fuck did you get up here? If you buying a house, you go look in the attic, right? Yeah. No, they snuck in there while you were gone. Like the roaches. No, roaches don't sneak in. They was there before you got there. Let me tell you how roaches work, baby.

They don't sneak in. They was there, but when you moved in. You just didn't see them. They ain't sneaking in. Yeah. You didn't see them until you turn the light on and then they scattered. Yeah. And you never realize how many people don't have roaches. You know how many people don't have roaches? Like, have never had a roach in their house? I mean, depending on where you grow up. That's what I'm saying. I'm sure a majority. A lot of people don't have roaches.

Yeah, like, that's like, you know, people freak out if they see a roach in their house. Like, they're like, you're like, you know, roaches are, I mean, it's more city. If you're like in the burbs, you don't just have roaches like that. That's what I'm saying. You have like ants and like other boats. But that's what I'm saying? Like, you ever seen the person that saw a roach, the first roach in the house? Like, you was ever with your man? You ever with your man? and like he got a nice house and he saw his first roach. Oh, he go crazy. He's calling the, the realtor he called it. Bro, back when I was never, like, for one roach? Like, yo, when I was living, when I was living, when I was living with my parents when I was younger, like, and the first time I seen a roach, I lost my fucking mind. But it was because the house is, the house next door to us had roaches.

Yeah. And they fumigated. People love that one. They fumigated. No, niggas. No, it'd be you too, though. No, but, nah, bro. In a building, though, you could be super clean.

And whoever is living next to you and that's your problem. 100%. No, they got that exterminator. Oof. Yeah, bedbugs is different. Oh, my God. Yeah, they'll tell you in your building, like, if somebody found it. Oh, they did.

And I saw it. Yeah. Bedbugs is a whole different thing. I never want to find a bed bug. I find a bad bug. I'm moving out for sure. Oh, no, I do put, like, all my shit in vacuum sealed bags, and, yeah, they just had to bomb my apartment building. What if they was inside the vacuum steel bag and they survived the fallout?

I never thought about that. They survived the fallout. Yeah. Maybe they've been holding, because this was like 2012, maybe they've been holding out for 10 years. Well, we survived the fallout. Well, we survived the fallout. I was singing aside the vacuum still back. The bed bugs was seen.

I'm telling you. But we survived the fallout. If anyone's going to survive, it's going to be a bed bug or a roach. Yeah, they survived. But you should have seen outside, right on Bergenav, outside my building, these stacks of mattresses from my building. And you could see the bedbugs on the fucking mattresses. like it was it was crazy that is wow

it was not a fun fun week to say to trying to get rid of fleas I've never oh I've never I've never had a fleas situation that's got fleas in the house yeah

my dog caught fleas from a right of fucking around with some other dogs boy you start getting them bite you like the fuck is this and you can see them like when you find you can see them like jump like you can see the oh my god

you're not a dog got to go no the dog we had we just had to bob The dog got to go. The dog got to go. Because you could take your dog to get a million flea baths, but they like, yo, if it keeps coming back with fleas, there's fleas in your house.

You have to bomb your house. And so take the dog to get a flea bag, bomb the house. It was a thing. A whole thing. No, that bad bullshit, like, that might have been one of the worst weeks of my entire life. Because then I was just, like, walking around feeling like they was on me, even when I was outside of my part. Like, yeah, it was just all.

I was, yeah, on the path train like this and shit. Like, like, like, like. Tourette's. Bed bugs. You got to tell people it's not snobrecks. It's bad bucks. It was giving me a dollar. Yeah, I have bed bugs.

It's not too rich. No, roaches, of course, I don't like roaches, but they never bother me much. Water bugs are like my biggest fear. My freshman year, they had like the community showers. Like it wasn't a bathroom in your room. That first fucking week, I turn around. Look at the curtain. That fucking water bugs.

Ooh. That fucking lab where I ran out of that. shit butt-ass naked with shampoo with my hair. Yeah. Fuck water bugs, bro. Yo, that's just so wild. Water bugs are different. They're just like roaches on steroids with wings.

Yeah, like big roaches. Fuck water bugs, bro. I can, some roaches. I put the little trap in the same draw that I keep my soy sauce. I know where they're going to be. I know where they're at every time. The water bugs? Yeah.

They be climbing up your fucking shower shit. No. I had one of them Chinese, bugs with the red shit on it. Oh, and they infested like three years ago? Yeah, I had one of them shit in my house. One was in my house the other day. Oh, you know, no, I saw one already this year.

But they used to be heavy like around spring, summer though. Like, you know what I was crazy. It's not that bad anymore. Like, you'll see a handful of them like here and there. The motherfuckers are smart. They smarter than regular bugs. I was in my house for an hour fighting with that chasing that motherfucker around my house. Throwing shoes, cracking windows. Because I wanted it.

It was big as fuck. They don't, they're going to do nothing. It don't matter. You can't be flying around my, I have a small, small, small one bedroom, damn near studio apartment. Your big ass not about to be flying around my fucking apartment. Like, you got to go. They love to land on humans too.

Like, they just like plop on you. Yeah, like, you got to pop you. Yeah, like, they're like moths. Yeah, they're like moths. They got to go. But I saw a couple already this year. But no, 2021, it was. Yeah, right after the pandemic.

They were everywhere. Like, the cars was flooded with them. Like, they just be on top of cars, windshields. It was like, what the side of my. building was flooded with them like they found like a little corner where they could just and it would look like a like a like a like a hive yo i'll tell you uh when my dad was in baltimore can we look up the the locust every set i think it must have been like oh three maybe oh four maybe that's that's biblical shit right oh four they come yeah yeah well they come every 17

years i may have the the year i think it was around oh four and when i went down to stay with my pops for the summer. It was the 17th year. You think the little Chinese bugs is crazy. No, no, no, no. These, oh my God. That's different. Everywhere. You don't want to see it. And then when we went out to like PG, when we weren't even, they were crazy in the city. We went to PG County. You would, there would just be like balls of them flying together. You'd have to walk through to get in the stores. Fuck them things. Oh, hell. No, I'm cool. Yeah, that's biblical shit. That's the shit that's in the Bible, shit like that. No, and they lay eggs and the eggs take like 17 years to hatch.

And every 17 years they hatch in Maryland and they fucking take over the state. But what do we need locust for? Like, can we look at what is the purpose of the locust? Like, what do they do? Like, can we exterminate them for the citizens of Baltimore County? No, like, seriously, because I'm pretty sure everything has its purpose, right? But what is the purpose of the locust? Like, what do they do for the environment?

They act as vital ecological. links and opportunistic resource trackers. While famous for devastating swarms in their solitary state, they play a positive role by recycling, nutrients, shaping plant ecosystems, and acting as a crucial food source for birds, mammals, and reptiles. Okay. All right, so they have.

Okay, I have it wrong. Not locusts. Cicadas. Cicadas. I had a feeling you were talking about cicadas. I was talking about cicadas. I had my bugs mixed up. Yes.

The cicada, North America 13 and 7. year cicadas. Like it's a cycle where they take over. Oh, they had a 2004 phenomenon. So four, yeah. All right. I was right. 2004. Crazy. Maryland was in,

there was more cicadas than people. It was the most terrifying summer of my entire life. The cicadas, do they have a... They don't, they can't hurt you. They're just fucking everywhere. What is the purpose of the cicada, though? To terrify teenagers. That has a purpose, but we just...

I feel like I would respect the cicators. The bug more. I knew what they were doing for the environment. I don't know what these things... Niggas around here that ain't doing shit for the environment. That's why we need to get them niggas out of here. So if the cicadas ain't doing nothing, we need to get them out of here too.

AI says their purpose is to survive and reproduce. Cicators are vital to ecosystems at every stage of their life cycle. They serve as a massive food source for wildlife, naturally till and arate soil underground, soil underground. So they fertilize it when they die. And the decomposing bodies act as a rich organic fertilizer for forest and plant life. Okay.

So every 17 years, They terrify humans and then just die and give us fertilizer. So the birds eat them. Okay. Well, we need more birds. We need definitely more birds. Yeah, we need more birds. Because those, they were.

Well, we got to stop cutting down the trees. Thinking about that shit. We need more birds. We got to stop cutting down the tree so we can have more birds. Stop putting up luxury apartment buildings. Yeah, I hate it. I'm not going to lie. Like the luxury apartment buildings in New York, like, the old architecture in New York is just like slowly vanishing.

Mm-hmm. And I, like, I didn't notice until I was like uptown another day. And I'm looking. I'm like, I don't like this new architecture, man. I'm sorry. I just don't. I know it's easier and it's quicker to build buildings

when you don't have to lay brick by brick. But you can just put up panels of glass and, you know, steel or whatever it is that they're putting up. It just doesn't look like. You see an old building from the fucking early 1900s in Harlem, beautiful apartments, beautiful awnings and things like that. And then right next to it is glass and fucking. It's just like, it just doesn't look good.

Yeah. I mean, as far as like Harlem and Brooklyn with brownstones, like those are gorgeous. Oh, man. But American cities, like forget the boroughs, like Manhattan, midtown Manhattan. We've never, like, produced very beautiful cities like that. Architecture is not like our thing. Norlands might be the only like pretty city we have. That's not true.

Compared to like what they do in Japan, what they do in Paris, what they do in Italy. You go to some beautiful like Georgetown or D.C. And they have, but they have laws. Compared to the rest of the world, no, we're not. not like the most beautiful place as far as architecture. Oh, no, I mean, I'm sure to go to other countries. The architecture is, you know, a lot of different place. I mean, you go to a lot of different things.

Montreal is more beautiful than what we have. There's a lot of beautiful architecture in Canada as well. But yeah, I mean, I just hate seeing it in the neighborhood I grew up in like, I just missed those old apartment buildings that was huge. It felt like he was in a palace when you go in the lobby. Yeah. You have the water fountain that never worked. You just always should chill and sit on it.

Like, at one point, that was a water fountain. Like, think about that. You have a water fountain in your building. In the hood. It's in the hood. Like, so to see this new architecture is kind of like, I'm not really a fan of it. But I get it. You have to be able to build quicker and take less manpower and less money to kind of build these projects faster.

Yeah, and it allows whatever company is doing it to have constant revenue. You got to pay a fix the bullshit we made. Like, yeah. They're making them for cheap and it's going to keep a cycle of income coming because you have to fix the bullshit they made. And to fix the bullshit. We are sponsored by Boost Mobile, Unlimited Talk, Tex, and data. He was at the parade? Me?

Yeah. No. Most say he wasn't going to that damn parade. I don't know, but I thought maybe, I don't know, he woke up inspired or something. I don't know. I'm happy the next one, but I definitely wasn't going nowhere near that parade, though. I was up around 8 o'clock. You went?

No. Oh. I was up around 8 o'clock and I was considering what it looked like. like I was even thinking about just taking the half train in right to world trade. Easy. But I even saw on Twitter they were shutting down, shutting down blocks at 8 a.m. So if you weren't there at 6 a.m., it was kind of pointless to go. And the more I watched, I didn't have FOMO.

It looked like an incredible time. And I'm so happy for everyone that went, but I feel like I would have regretted going. It was too many people in one area. And I understand that the champions shit, that that route is iconic. but why don't we extend it a little bit? Was that parade bigger? Because I've seen some pictures at a parade and I've seen, you know, there was a lot of people.

I don't know if it was more people there than when, what year was it that the, I think the Rangers won, the Stanley Cup with Messier. I don't know if it was more people at the Knicks parade than that. That Rangers, that Rangers, that Rangers, when they won that year, bro, that was the most people I've probably ever seen at a parade in my life. and I was I was anticipating this Knicks parade to be way more people than I saw like it was a lot of people out there but that Stanley Cup I remember as a kid I remember exactly how many people was in the city for that that was insane now things were different as far as security measures and things like that in 94 we know that but yeah I was just expecting it to be way more people at this at this Knicks parade and I get the canyon of heroes whatever the fuck they call that that route that everyone does when you win a championship in New York.

I just think that we can evolve and grow. We're not to keep to certain traditions. Like, why couldn't that just go a few more blocks? Yeah. I get it. Battery Park, City Hall, every Yankee team, Rangers, Islanders, giants, like, I get it. But it's a little different now.

Yeah. Yeah. The amount of fucking people that went to this parade. It was a lot of people out there. Like every parade in New York, whether it be Puerto Rican, St. Patrick's Day, Pride Parade, everything is like all of Fifth Avenue up to fucking 72nd Street. Yeah.

Knowing what this meant to the city, I think it would have been cooler for them to just extend it a bit. Like, all right, cool, we'll do the City Hall thing, and then maybe let's continue the parade. Or start at City Hall and go uptown. Yeah. Just so more people could, because I saw that shit. And yes, I cried, it's amazing.

But I'm not sitting in that crowd to look at the back of somebody's head so I can maybe catch a glimpse of cat in a leather jacket in an 80-degree weather. Like I, I'm just, I don't, I'm, I love those guys and I, of course, I wanted to be. It's also just being around the fans. I get it, but not. That, that would, I would have had a fucking anxiety. The Knicks was supposed to go the same route that Bad Bunny did when he came, when he went through New York.

Like, go uptown, go through Dykeman, go through Harlem, go to the Bronx. Like, do that. If y'all really going to show it as the next 53 years, we finally got one, Don't give us the standard Manhattan route. Do the New York City Marathon route. Start the Staten Island. Bring cat in every borough. Bring them niggas up, Lennox, Adam, Harlem.

Take them niggas to the Grand Concourse in the Bronx. Yeah. Go to Dykeman, go down Broadway. Like, do all of that if you're going to really have a parade in New York. Don't give me to Manhattan. You know, that's cool. But, nah, take the O'Brien trophy around the Five Burroughs. Yeah.

That's how they're supposed to do. I would have preferred that. I get it. The tradition. Yeah, whatever route Bad Bunny, when he was here, when he shot that shit, follow that same right. Stand on top of that gas station he was at. Yeah, don't know.

Man, really show out for the city one time, man. Fuck that. Might not ever see this again. When I woke up and I saw that the train station was at a standstill for 30 minutes. You know, I saw that. I'm like, so I got a clock for a phone. They couldn't even get like they're stuck. You know the little stairways in between like going from upstairs and downstairs.

They were stuck on the stairs for 30 minutes. Absolutely not. Yeah. No fucking way. I'm turning around. I would have lost my fucking, if I had to go to work, if I would have had to go to work at 8 o'clock in the morning and I couldn't get in the fucking something. I mean, I'm sure every company in downtown Manhattan had some grace for their employees. But even if you work below it or above it, like if you have to go through it, if you have to go through it, that shit is crazy.

Yeah, I'm actually very happy about my decision of not going rather than regretting it. And if you weren't there, because I saw a lot of people were upset that they waited three, hours I still couldn't even get into the area. I thought it was incredible to watch on TV. Like I loved all the speeches. I loved the key to the city ceremony. It was great if you weren't there. It was beautiful to watch.

You have to see more of exactly what was happening. Yeah. Alicia smoked that shit even though they tried to make it awkward. And like that I was very nervous for Alicia Keys because it was like the key to the city ceremony and everyone just chilled and they're like, but wait, we have Alicia Keys. Like what is she supposed to just walk out and perform now? It was awkward, but she still smoked that. Her son played the piano.

That's dope. Yeah. It was really cool. And she had on Swizz's Rough Riders chain. Like, yeah, she... What's the correlation there? She's married to Swiss Beets. But why is that cool that she had on this Ruff Riders chain?

Because Ruff Riders is the epitome of New York. No, it's not. What the fuck are you talking about? Rough Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff Rite is not the epitome of New York City? So was Rockefeller. So was Merey. The epitome of New York City? Yes.

You're crazy as hell. DMX is not a staple of New York. Now some would say The locks is not a staple of New York Some would say he's not from New York City I wouldn't say that Okay All right then

So that's why I'm stopping you in your tracks Where did rough riders hang out? Oh all over 125th Yeah That was a spot We know that I'm just saying that's not how are you

About to tell me rough riders How is DMX in the locks Not the epitome of New York? I wouldn't say that I'm saying some people would say Okay I think Your family's low I think the Rough Riders are.

I think Murder Inc. I think Def Jam. I think all of them are the epitome of New York. Yes, I think it's cool that she was wearing a Rough Riders chain at the Nix ceremony while she was performing Empire State of Mine. Yes, I think it's ill as she was wearing a Rough Riders chain, an original one. Okay. I think that shit is cool. That's what's up.

I just was, I didn't expect that was like a curve boy you threw it. I mean, I was just like, what was the significance of the rough? I love Yonkers and Mount Vernon. I still think they're very much part of this ecosystem. I do too. I just laughing people say, no, that's not in New York City. I'm like, you sure?

Damn. That's your five minutes from the Bronx. Is the, is the, five minutes from the Bronx, bro, where I'm from. So I, New York City to me. But, you know, something. You go up Broadway, just one block over. It's right there. You and Yonkers.

Right there. But, I mean, yeah, did you guys see any clips? And any. You know, I saw my girl Miami performing the 2026 championship song. Spin that shit. That being the, the, championship song. No, I was happy to see her because all the performers, obviously, were New York City rappers, but because that was the song that the team listened to in

the locker room right when they won as well. I thought it was great that Young Miami was there. Yeah, like, you don't think it's crazy that he got the Terra Squad shit on. I think Jose deserves that. You think Terror Squad is the epitome of New York? Because I do. When you say, it's just the epitome, the Yankees are the epitome of New York. Terror Squad is not the Appetimmy. All right. Go around Yankee Stadium and say that same thing. The Knicks are the epitome of New York.

Like did not. Go tell Pistowipita. I'm just saying the epitome? It's just when you put the word epitome on it. It's like, it's like, it's not one epitome. Okay. All right. Well, if you look at it like that.

Frank Sinatra is and he's from New Jersey. He's still the epitome of New York. See, okay. All right. I'm not here to argue. Listen, man. I'm just happy the Knicks got a championship, got our parade. The city enjoyed it.

Everybody came out. Different. I know a few of my homeboys that's out that don't live in New York no more. They flew in for the parade. I thought they was crazy. But, you know, I get it. Yeah. Unless you have plans for other stuff today.

I think that would be crazy. I get it. Listen, man. You never, listen, 53 years. Enjoy it. Because again, you don't know when or if we'll ever, you know, see it again. So listen, man, just enjoy it. The city is electric right now.

It's a lot of people in town. So, yeah, man, have a good time. I was so happy to see my friend Kazz on ESPN. So Stephen A went to Merrill in the field. because Mara was at the parade while they were doing their morning show. And Marr was like, I got my people with me. And drunk-ass Cass comes into frame on ESPN. And Stephen A. Smith goes, oh, my Lord.

Like, I love that moment for Cass, man. Yeah, like, oh, God. Stephen A knew what was about to happen. He knew exactly what was about to happen. A lot of yelling in the camera. Yeah. This is that time for Knicks fans. They get to pop shit.

Do you know what was really dope about this, though? And again, we're in the moment. But people don't understand. The reason why I'm really happy about this because going into next season now, as the champions, when the Knicks go into the arena, it's different now. Yeah. The energy is different when the Knicks going to the arenas.

Like, they are the defending champ. So it's like, it's just a different. Raise the banner. ...ravado that the Knicks are walking around with next year into the season. So I like that for the Knicks, man. But listen, man, parade was cool. Sorry to our listeners, not from New York. I know you've gotten a lot of Knicks talk this week.

So good. I also don't apologize for that. But parade is done. June 19th, we back to work. We are. We're going for the repeat. We're going right out to Westchester. Back to the gym?

Yeah. I can promise you Brunson will not be in the gym, June 19th. I can promise you. All of them deserve a much needed vacation. Yeah. And I hope Dolan, Mondami, whoever, someone do the right thing, no pun intended,

and make sure Spike Lee gets something. He didn't get a key. Okay, whatever. Give him a ring. Spike deserves a ring. You spent almost $10 million, probably in that franchise in his life. Spikely deserves a ring.

He deserved it. He was the face of the Knicks when we didn't have a face. He, you know what I mean? Like, Scotty Pippen told him to sit his ass down in the 90s. Him and Reggie almost fought. Reggie Miller, you know what I mean? Damn, it was ready to choke Spikeley.

Like, Spike has been a part of Nick's history for a lot of years. He deserves to have a commemorative ring. Something. Like, maybe not the same ring as Brunsson. No. He only had the same ring, but he needs a ring from the organization as, as the official six man of the New York. What's that honorary degree shit they give to like celebrities? The honorary degree.

Yeah, they didn't go to that school. Yeah. But yeah, give him a diploma at graduation. Yeah, a tax write off. They, you know, they paid for something at the school. Was he on the, was he on one of the floats for the parade? I saw a, he had to be. I saw a photo of him.

I couldn't tell if he was on a float because it was like a really close photo. But I mean, I know he was there. I want to see the, because I know Spike has some cameras out there. I want to see his documentary. Yeah, come on. Are you kidding me? You know he had, he had about 20 cameras down there today. Like, I want to see what he shot because I'm pretty sure he put something dope.

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And now our good friend, Niall Horne is joining the show. How's it going, boys? Hey, Niall. It's the same thing with Slow Hands. Slow Hands is not about anything else, really, is it? You know, or taste so good can't be about food. You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done. You too, Joe.

Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Before we get off, this isn't like a Knicks thing, but more of a pause thing. Can we pull up to Cameron with Stephen A. Smith this morning? The 2024-2020 season when he said Tom Thibito wouldn't want to play nine dudes in a baseball game. It's exactly what he said. He's absolutely right. Tibbs wants to ride you and ride you and ride you. and ride you till the wheels come off.

Top six, top seven, no more than that. Guys go down, they're hobbled, they're strained. What does he do last year in the playoffs? He bringing dudes off the bench that Leon Rose and Worldwide World War, the 2020. That's funny as hell. Does Spike Lee have the best pause in Nick's history? It wasn't Spike Lee. Who was interviewing?

Well, no, I mean, he was the one that garnered the paws. He said, we got Big Dick. What do he said? He said, I like Frank. Frank? I like Dick. Yeah. I like Frank. I like Dick. He said it's a good day in New York. He said, pause. Who was the only day that said that?

I forgot. Who said that? Gus Johnson. Just you two, Spike Lee Pauls. It was one of the greatest. It was Gus Johnson. It was Gus Johnson. I said it's a great day in New York. I like Frank. I like Dick. I like Frank. I like Dick. Pause. Pause. Pause. It was the most subtle pause of all town. Zach Randolph, Dan Dick Alfred Jones for Steve Francis and Channing Fry. It's a good night.

in New York City. It's a good night. So you like Zach Randolph? I like the trade. I like Zach. Like Fred, like Dick, you know.

Pause. The pick. Lost. Like Fred. Like Dick. Hey, Gus, you might need a ring too. Yeah.

We might get good. That was a calm ass pause. That was a calm ass pause. Yeah, that was the most eloquent pause in history. He was like, pause. That was a presidential pause. What do y'all say to people who say that pause is childish in nature? I say stop saying pause worthy stuff.

That's what I say. I don't think it's that serious. Like, why can't you just have fun as an adult? I mean, because people would say, the people who say that would say that there's an underlying, like, pause is basically like you just said something gay. And it's like, it's childish. Like you take in something that's not sexual in nature and you're making it. It's like a childish. in the championship, Paul's is here to stay now.

It's a childish innuendo. Pause is the epitome in New York. They say never lose your inner child. Paul is the epitome in New York. Definitely is. Yeah, that's the epitome in New York. Pause. Like, nah. Yeah, pause is here to stay.

The next one, that's it. Paul's is here. And to that point, like, I know gay people that say pause. Yeah. Like, well, I mean, but the person would say that they're childish too. They would say that they're childish too. Like, man, everything's not that serious.

You want to joke around with your friends and your friends say something crazy. I hate people like that. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be a child. Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on. You're childish. You're going, go home, fam, because you want something else right now.

You just, your energy is Craig. Just go home, man. Yeah. And it's not homophobic. I can see someone from the outside trying to make it that way. No, it's not that. It's not that.

It's just funny. Yeah. You said something crazy. Yeah. Like, yo, pause. Like, you're wilding right there. And like, what, do we have to get rid of A.

No homo took it to another place. Yeah, we can give it that. No one really says no homo. We don't got to say that. Yeah. new times I get that. Pause? Come on.

The Knicks won a championship. Pause and no homo mean the same thing. Yeah, but it's... Yes and no. Yeah, but when you say no homo, it's like... All right, yeah, now we're being like real homophobic. Yeah, like that's just... But you...

But you... No, because pause is just like, yo, you're saying some like, all right, fam. Like, relax. You're talking a little... Well, I say pause when I say shit that's like, it don't even have to be gay. It could just be... Like, if something sounds OD sexual, I'll say pause. It don't even have to be something gay.

Yeah, see. So you get it. I do get it, but I'm just saying that what some people will say, they say that it's childish and he needs to go. Yeah, I mean, Stephen A was getting a little cute. Like he'll ride him and ride him and ride him. He saw a can't whole face. All right, fan.

It's like, all right, man. Let's pause the broadcast. I was trying to be professional or ESPN. You know what I'm saying? It's a talk with flea. This is ESPN. It's like, all right. But it's like, come on, man.

Like, you're whaling right now. Look at his face. Yeah. Like three ride them. One ride them, cool. Let's just let that go. Yeah. But now you riding them and riding them and riding them with nine men.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, come on. Enough was enough. And I feel like you could pause gay dudes. I mean, yeah, if you want. Homophobia. Me? I've definitely seen gay men say pause.

No, Pete said just seeing a gay man and saying pause. Just point out of my same. I don't see a gay man and say pause. That's homophobic. And I'm not homophobic. Roycy's gay men. the hands, he was like, your pause. See, Roy, that's a bit too much.

That's too far. I would go ahead and say, I'm the least homophobic person in this room. We polled, we polled the people already. I am the least homophobic person. No, I know you not. Like, no Trump shit when you just be, like, spewing out. I'm the least racist person in the world. I'm the least racist person I know.

Like, what? Well, all right, let's see who you know. Yeah, let's go through your roller next. Let's see who you know, man. But no, I think, yeah, I think even though Demaris is part of that community, I think she's more homophobic than I am. That's such bullshit. Stop putting that on me.

I didn't say you were homophobic. I said I'm the least homophobic here. I don't think anyone here is homophobic. But if we were to poll it, I'm the least in that spectrum. Didn't we poll this already, maybe, Dee? No, we polled who is the biggest gas lighter and you won. Me? Yes.

I don't even talk to you. I don't even talk to y'all. I don't even speak to you. Saying that to a podcast, Mike, I don't even talk to you. I'm saying, I'm going to speak to you. Wait, gaslighting who, though? Our audience? I think just gaslighting.

Gaslighting each other. On the episode. Yeah. Gaslighting each other. You are the biggest gaslighter. They, then they polled you as the biggest gaslighter. I came in second.

Gaslighting, like, people in this room on episodes? Yeah. Me? Y'all sit here and say that y'all say shit to get me going. Like, yeah, look. Look at him gaslighting us. He's gaslighting us.

Y'all have sat here on camera and said, nah, we say shit to get you route to. How? So then how I've never said nothing to get y'all going in here. Never. But gaslighting is not. purposely saying something. Well, it is kind of.

It's a form of it. This is. I'll finish. So what you will do is say something and then wonder why I react the way that I reacted. We say shit to get you going, but we know that we said it to get you going. So you know you're gaslighting me. No, but that's not. I don't know I'm gaslighting you.

The part of gaslighting. That sounds like a league gaslighting. That's just riling you up. The part that makes it gaslighting is then once you gaslighting, once you say something to piss me off, and then you look at me and act like I'm overreacting, that and make it seem like I'm crazy. That's the gaslighting. When I have I ever done that to you?

Watch this. No, watch this because it's more a favorite thing to do, right? If I can't think of something straight off the top of my head, it never happened. Because it doesn't, it hasn't happened. You remember when niggas gaslight you, don't you? I have to think on that too. No, you don't. Yes, I do.

You'd be ready. That should be at the tip of your tongue for argument. No, it should be on your fence. Yeah, like, don't do that. When have I ever gas lit you, maybe? Well, I can't think of it right now. And of course, that means it never happened before them all.

That means it never happened. Rory, whenever I ever gas lit you. I didn't vote in the thing. Why are you asking me? I didn't vote. You voted. Now, look how fast nobody. I mean, I probably voted against me being the gas letter.

Nobody can say when I gaslit them. I don't think you've gaslit me. The audience say you gas like them, you gas like us. I'm just telling you what the audience said. I didn't vote for you. The audience also said other dumb shit that they don't know what they're talking about. So there's that. I just want to know when I gaslit you.

Because I can not think of a time where I ever was like, I'm about to get baby D. and I just gaslit you. Like, where do we do that? We did that poll on Twitter or on Patreon. We did it on Twitter and Patreon. All right. Let's do just on Patreon because I don't want to put that to the Twitter streets.

Let's do the least homophobic person on this podcast. The least homophobic? I'm going to have 100% of the votes. I'm definitely the least homophobic person. For sure. Yo, when you make a white man take his glasses off and rub his nose. That's the, that's the opinion of I'll be damned. That's the white I'll be damned.

I went to perform in our high school. I went to perform at all high school. Like, I'm the least homophobic person in here. You know how many gay, like, friends I had growing up? We're not friends anymore. Exactly. Yeah. Like, we're not.

Yeah, we're not friends anymore. Once you left the chorus. I'm not homophobic. Putting homophobia on me is crazy, man. I don't think you're homophobic. I'm just saying, I took your glasses off. Because you're not the least homophobic person in this room. All right.

I'm the least homophobic person I know. You know. us. You know, I think it don't know me. So I'm the least out of y'all, exactly. Ryan, you've gotten to know us in the last few months. From your observation, who do you think out of the four of us is the least homophobic? What?

No, just because you say gay shit don't make you, it be mad homos that hate homos. That's like, mad homos day. Like that home, I don't mean homo as a slur either. I mean it like, you know, homo erotic people. Homal erotic. Just cut it. Nah, keep it.

No, mm-mm. Y'all have already gotten canceled. I still want brand-th. Wait, what are we getting canceled? No one's going to move up again. Who got canceled? Yeah, leave the shit, man. We would not say anything wrong at all.

You didn't. I did. What'd you say, homo? That's considered a slur. Oh, I didn't know it. I always felt like that was always a tone. Really? Yeah.

It's like how you say the word, it makes it a sluror. slur. Like look at homo. That's a slur. But if I'm referring to someone as homo in a good way, I don't think that's a slur. It's like it's like nigger. No, definitely not like that. There's no tone where that's fine. I don't know any tone where that would be acceptable. Oh, okay. Cool. I was just fucking wondering. I didn't realize was a slur until I got out here. Yeah. I didn't know that. No, neither did I. You told me that. Yeah. And got mad that we, that we had to cut me saying I thought it was a, uh, I thought was a, uh,

accurate way to describe somebody. That's all. But I think because you know if I said lesbian, if I said, you know the difference right away. Right. Because I didn't know it was a slur. I guess they're like called like mask, masculine presenting. But I don't know.

When I think, the D word is very specific when I say it because maybe it's a New Yorker thing, but like we have a specific like when they look like Jay Z and dress like Jay Z. When they look like Jada Kis and dress like JZ. That's when you use that word. It's specific.

Yeah. Like, you know her fitted hat size. Mm-hmm. And she wants the one that goes over the ears. Do people still, like, are snapback still a thing? Or, like, do people go back to Fitits now? Like, I don't know what kind of hat is. It's a mixed bag.

But I'm happy that Fitids have made, like, a comeback. I wasn't mad at the Snapback era, but I don't know. It got a little too ridiculous. I missed when Fit is were a thing. So fittets are back, not snap. Like, I can't press Snapback. I think both. I think it's equal right now.

I'm actually asking him all because he actually wears that. He wears hats, fair. Yeah. I don't wear fitters, I don't wear fidders. I don't know. I noticed that. So no fittets.

Fitits aren't okay. The fittets are cool, but I just, the fit it to me is just like, you just commit it. I feel like it's mad hat. Like, it's mad hat back there.

It's mad what? Hat back there. Like, with fit it, like, ain't there's no opening for like your scalp debris. Like it's just hat. No,

it's just, it's just, it can only fit you. It can only fit you. Like, you know how you be like, yo, let me have that hat. You could never say that if I wore a fitter. That's true.

You could never say that. You can't ever say that. What you're going to do with it? Like, what you're going to do with it? You know what I'm saying? Like, so like that's my thing with snaps. It's like,

you let your hair grow. You know what I'm saying? You could adjust or fit it. You could put like your ponytail through it. Right. With snap. You want to do that. Right.

If that's your thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It leaves room for like, you know what? Yeah, it leaves room for like to do other things.

That's all. But they did like with the snapback, I feel like they brought the fitted form back to the snapback. Whereas the snapback had its own form. Like that looks like a fitted. Yeah. If Pauls you turned around and it was a fitted, it wouldn't shock me. Okay.

So yeah, I think even the snapbacks have the fitted form. I like the fitted form is what I'm saying. Okay. Not the actual fit it would just like no back. Yeah, like how the hat actually looks. Like I like the five panel shit that they was doing. I like with Don C and Big Sean were doing. But white boys, y'all are supposed to do with snapbacks though.

Like when white boys started winning fittest, that's when you knew you had black friends. Yeah, I guess. I mean, but I always liked, like when Bryson Taylor made that Nike hat cool. Like, that's always the hats I wore anyways. Yeah. Just of my whiteness, I felt like, you know. Make it look like a cop. In high school when I was wearing.

If you wore a Nike hat, just a Nike hat with just a swoosh on it, I would definitely think he was a narc. Without question. 100% I would think he was a narc. Hey, Jamil, where can I get some weed? Oh, my God. I would think he was a narc. I'm like, yeah, he's a narc. Get him out of here.

Because, I mean, even I'm sure I can find photos. But like in high school, when I was wearing like the Pittsburgh Pirates fitted, it was too big on my head. I was mad rooom in there. It was just, I couldn't do that shit anymore. Yeah. I prefer the dad hat wave in that regard. But I did get the Knicks championship snapagia.

It'll be here in six months or whatever they said with the back order. It's all right. But I ordered it. It's all right. Yeah, you got it. You got it. That's all it matters. Yeah, it was purchased.

Anyways, though, Nix didn't accept the invite to the White House. We already knew that. No, they did accept. Oh, they did accept. I told you they would. It was rumored that they didn't, but Dolan said they did, which mean they did. Oh, so Dolan's going. I feel like if I was the Nix, I don't want to fight and argue with my owner.

I'm just going to go. Like, fuck it. Like, I'm not going through all that. What? You can accept an invite, and I accept a million invites and don't go to shit. Yeah, but that's not like to the White House. my guy. Still have to figure out details.

No, Dolan is doing a good press favor for Trump. I highly doubt that they go, but Dolan saying we accepted it gives Trump the ego press that he wants. Instead of it saying Nix do not accept. Dolan accepted it.

It doesn't mean nobody's going. I think Mitch might go with his truck, but that's Mitch. I can't see that team going and doing that. You don't think the Nicks are going to the White House? I think they're going.

You're crazy. Every NBA team since Trump was in office always declined. Yeah, but those NBA teams suck. This is the New York Knicks. It's the Knicks, bro. What's that mean? Yeah, it's the fucking Knicks. I can't see it.

They're going. To do what? I also don't like fully understand the whole like... Well, because back in the day, people used to like value the president. So like, it would be like a big thing to go and meet the president. Like, that was a treat for the team. that that's always been a thing. I just, I don't know.

If teams could go and shake Ronald Reagan's hand, they can go shake Trump's hand. Let me tell you a thing about Ronald Reagan. If you can go shake George Bush's hand, you can go shake Donald Trump. Like, y'all got to stop with all of this. Like, all this social media stand up for your rights and all this bullshit job be on.

Go check out the history of these presidents, bro. I would say a lot. If niggas went and shook Ronald Reagan's hand and George Bush's hand, y'all niggas can go shake Donald Trump. Cut the, Cut the cap, my nigga. Stop the bullshit.

You're not wrong. Stop the fucking bullshit. Like, y'all want to get into the history of these presidents? Like, stop the bullshit. Mall, there's a lot of vets in the league where Ronald Reagan personally ruined their family's lives. Exactly. Exactly. Like, if y'all could go, if they went and shook Ronald Reagan's hand, y'all niggas can go shake Trump hand.

Cut the cap. There's a lot of people in the league that were born in 1988. Yeah, like, stop the bullshit. Like, I get it. I get it. I understand that y'all don't like Trump. And I get it. I'm not here to tell you.

who to like. But if y'all gonna be high and mighty like that, niggas went and shook Reagan's hand and the Bush's hands and all these other dudes, y'all can go shake Trump hand. Y'all can go shake Trump hand. It's not, I get it, but y'all can go shake Trump in. I guess. I mean, I think at that time, to Maris's point where no matter who the president was, it was a thing to go meet the president. At this point, I just, I don't know, everything is so entertainment-based and political base that it's like, I don't even know if I want to go, no matter who the president. No, niggas is. I'm not going on my way to do this shit.

That ain't what it is. These players now got social media. They don't want to be opening their phones. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Oh, that's what I'm saying. You're shaking that he doesn't like black people. They don't want to read that.

No, that's what I'm saying. Whereas before, yes, I think people, nobody really thought these presidents like black people. But there wasn't a whole medium where people could lash out at their favorite players for going there. Yeah. So, yeah. I just think no matter who it is. Because shit, if they go meet Obama, should we go look at his record

of the amount of people he's murdering at the moment? There's a whole other thing. Y'all wasn't sure Obama ahead. So that's what it is. You'll get back then. Yeah, like that's where I would just, like I would leave that alone because there's no winning,

no matter what politician's hand that you shake and you're there to play basketball and provide for your family. And Dolan has another agenda because he's got Penn Station shit invested with Trump. like he's doing his political. I don't need to be part of that shit. Dolan, no, but Dolan controls my future more than the people who are going to be upset for a little bit on Twitter, respectfully.

Like, just, I wouldn't argue with Dolan. Like, just. It's not even going to arguing with Dolan. I just got you a championship. You don't need to, you're not going to make me go to D.C. No, nobody can make anybody do anything. He's a grown men. Yeah.

They play for Dolan's team. If they don't want to go, then they can decline to go. Like, but for what? because you don't want to open your Instagram later on to see people calling you an Uncle Tom or something like that but y'all y'all got mad at I would never forget how niggas got mad at Ice Cube

for just wanting to sit down to have a conversation with Trump niggas called Ice Cube or Uncle Tom bro Ice Cube When you sat with Tucker yeah And again it's not my place to say Ice Cube fuck the police Ice Cube y'all call them Uncle Tom like come on man cut the shit man yeah not my

place in that regard of how people should feel about Ice Cube. As an outsider, I just thought it was odd because we know for the last 30 years where Ice Cube has stood. Yeah. Like, we're talking about Cube right now. Ice Cube, bro. Like, come on.

Y'all are crazy. His record stands for itself on who he cares about. So, I don't know, but I mean, shit, where do you stand with this Jay and Target thing then? That's a good transition into what's going on. People are just upset about. What do we, what do we protest and Target for? I was going to ask you guys, because they roll back DEI.

But what most people don't understand is that most companies roll back DEI because nobody wanted to fund it. It's a whole other side of the company that you have to fund. Nobody wanted to fund that. Yeah, but Jay is not the first person that released an album of vinyl to Target. People hate JZ, bro. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying, but they don't even know

what they hating. They hate JZ. They just get on behind the hashtag hate JZ. Like, what are y'all talking about? Like, why are we DEI? Niggas don't even know what DI means. You asked to average person right there, what is DEI?

Oh, I love those shit on TikTok. When niggas been in the street, like, what is the deal? And people would just be sitting there stumped. Oh, I hate this. Why? Why do you hate that person? Oh, because they did this. No, they didn't do that.

Yes, they did. No, they didn't do that. This is the same thing with this DIY. Why are you mad that they took away DIY? What does the I mean? 60% of people could not tell you what DIY means. I guarantee you. We live in a society where a lot of people,

and this isn't even my take on DEI, regardless, but just where a lot of people don't know how to go and research where they're getting information from. People see headlines. People see tweets and take it as fact. They don't do any sort of research. And this is not me staying enough of a target, but just period. When it comes to a lot of shit, I feel like that came with like between AI, people learning what clickbaiting was with the last couple elections. Like there is no real information. Like nobody people, remember when Wikipedia, we didn't used to trust Wikipedia when we were doing. papers. Like we couldn't even use that as a source. Now

motherfuckers is using the J-room as a source. They're using tweets as a source. And it's like, that's not... Well, I'm not proud of my ignorance. I really didn't know that there was a boycott on Target. There is no boycott on Target. I really was... I really wasn't aware of it. Just because you got to participate in.

There was a very large boycott. What do you mean? Where? All over America. There was a large boycott on Target. Show me where. Can somebody pull up where they were boycott and Target at? Don't tell me what niggas was saying on Twitter and on Instagram. Show me what people were outside boycotting Target.

So you wouldn't be outside boycott and not shopping at and not support. Oh, my homie works Instagram. It's nothing but niggas on Instacart all day. Just because not everybody is doing it does not mean that it was not done. Stop the bullshit. I don't want to hear that shit. Niggas ain't boycott and Target. Sales fall in 2%.

That's 2% for Target is a lot. There was a big boycott. 100 billion. That's a lot. Around the same time, they were boycott and Starbucks at a bunch of other places. there was a boycott in Starbucks. We waited online in Seattle for an hour. The oldest Starbucks in America, we waited an hour.

That shit. And it was a brand new one right around the corner with no line. Just because you did not participate. Because there was boycott. And not everybody participated. Man, nobody was boycott in Starbucks. Cut the shit, man. I don't care what a hundred niggas was doing.

Don't ever tell me what a hundred niggas on Instagram was doing. If that's accurate, I don't know if it's accurate, but 100 billion in sales, based off a boycott is a lot. They made that in one corner. I was not aware of this. That ain't doing nothing for Starbucks. Starbucks is still popping right now. Oh, for sure.

So what is the boycott? What are we talking about? What are we talking about? Where does these things actually make any difference at? What are we talking about? If you're going to boycott Starbucks, it's a whole bunch of other niggas, you got a boycott right after them.

I would see that's where... We've had this conversation and that's where, as much as I understand boycotts, you just put yourself in a smaller and smaller box. Because I remember the Starbucks one. And mind you, I'm fully on the side of the bullshit that Starbucks did in that regard of what they did with Israel, the bank that they had this and that. But if I go through every company that supports Israel, I wouldn't even have Wi-Fi. So I don't, like, there's only so much shit I can boycott.

But the Target one, I didn't know about the DEI thing. I would imagine Target is not the only company that rollback DEI. That rollback DEI. I understand that. They just want to boycott Target and still get a new thing. to call and play R. Kelly. I don't want to hear about this shit, bro. Well, I guess, all right, can I, can I ask you guys? All right. What's wrong with Jay Z doing that? And then you just not buying the vinyl.

That makes too much sense for people. They can't comprehend that. And mind you, I wouldn't look at anyone crazy that was like, yo, I don't fuck with Target because they pull back on the DEI shit. And I don't fuck with Jay doing an exclusive vinyl with them. So I'm not going to buy it. I wouldn't think they were crazy. So what's wrong if somebody, He's on the other side of just like, oh, I've watched Cole, Kendrick, Nikki, everyone doing exclusive vinyals and hey, that's where I get my vinals and I just, okay. People in the real world, like people who just like work like regular nine to five jobs and like they maybe got 20 followers on Twitter, they don't care about none of this shit.

This is people who sit online all day and make money off of tweeting. That's their only like form of income and they get pulled into arguments by people from the Philippines and people from Nigeria. Every one of them niggas out a bunch of target bags under their sink in the kitchen. A lot of these people don't even be from the country that start these type, this like type of arguments and shit like that just to like stir up like engagement so that they can like pay their rent. That's what I'm saying. This shit ain't.

It's not real. And I hate because they're just going to think we have Jay Z talking points or whatever. But I don't know. I can go off the action of what Jay Z has done of the opposite of DEI and the amount of people that he employs every day. I just don't know if this is the fight with Target and DEI. So him and Beyonce get critiqued a lot. P's just brought up because they say that they're part-time activists. They say they participate in a lot of elitist billionaire stuff while at the same time being pro-black, pro-black.

Wait, all right. This is where I get a little confused sometimes, too. No one's ever, Jay-Z's entire career, he's rap. I am a capitalist and a businessman. Where is anyone getting that confused? Well, people are saying that you can't be so pro-black and then participate in capitalism because capitalism is the reason for. It's not my place to comment on their blackness or anything they do with boycotting or their activism.

I'm just speaking on what has been out there. Do I think from the outside looking in, Jay-Z cares a lot about his people? Yes. Do I also think Jay-Z is a capitalist and, Beyonce is a capitalist. Yeah. And I don't think there's anything wrong with them being capitalists.

No. Yeah. I also know that Jayze has given more scholarships to black kids than a lot of you niggas online. Well, we don't have a billion dollars to give out, baby. So then shut the fuck up. And it's a lot of stuff. I was on the phone with someone this week.

There's a lot of stuff that Jay Z does behind the scenes. I know it's going to sound for the podcast crowd, they don't give a fuck about this. The amount of stuff he does behind the scenes that people don't know about that he never puts out to, get credit for would trump this entire i'm putting a vinyl and target thing like what are we talking about a lot of this like i'm going about 10 of the motherfuckers this course online does not

transfer into real life online is not real life now but people be acting like it is people be acting like it is you can also purchase that same vinyl on his website so if you don't want to support target go buy his website No, no, no. It's exclusively on his website and on target. You can buy both the white vinyl, a reasonable doubt. You can get on his website or you can get it at Target. I'm getting 10 of them.

How about that? How about that? I mean, how many people that are operated like, y'all collect vinyl? You don't collect nothing. How these niggas be tweeting from a dirty house? I don't care what none of these niggas got to say online. I'm just dead.

And I know they'll chop this up and try to make us seem I don't give a fuck. I just don't understand. Who cares? I feel like there's so many other things that matter. I don't care. Who cares? Who cares?

I don't. That Jayze put a vital on target? No, what people online think. Oh, not at this point in my life. I don't get what. I did at one point. Boy, was that a rough time? I mean, if y'all want a boycott shit, I'm not telling nobody not the boycott.

That's what I'm saying, dude. I get why you want a boycott. I'm what you. just when you see me coming to to target to get some deodorant and shit just move out my way though now they're gonna start harassing you

like the people at the abortion clinic yeah all well good luck with that good luck just move on my way when I'm trying to go get some toiletries man I always wonder

the people at the abortion clinic like you really think like I'd have made the decision of like get rid of this sack of cells inside me like you think you gonna stop me like you really think like you screaming murder at me

I'm like all I'm thinking is damn like what if my kid grew up and be like you nah I got to get rid of it like I'm not happening in the movie Juno. Remember that movie? Damn,

Juno was like a, remember that was like a classic. Yeah. That was a good movie. And she was walking in and they were like, your baby has fingernails. And she was like,

damn, I got to keep this shit. Finger nails. But also what's funny with that is like, there's so many other things at a clinic. So imagine like you're just getting a routine checkup and you're just being screamed at being a baby killer.

Getting a routine check. It's like, yo, I'm not even pregnant. But getting a routine checkup at a child, plant parent, uh, plant parent. It's crazy.

It's not crazy. A lot of people do it. Give routine checkups? Yes. Really? Yeah, small. I never knew that. That's why the Planned Parenthood thing on the right is so insane that they think everything

Planned Parenthood related is abortions and it's not whatsoever. No. There's so much with women's health. When I didn't have insurance when I was younger, I got all of my annuals and gynaecologist's exams at Planned Parenthood. Like trying to shut down Planned Parenthood because you don't agree with abortion is the most ignorant thing of older. No.

You see, I was ignorant there. I think everyone in there is a glue factory. Free health care to women who don't have insurance. Oh, see, y'all just told me something. I didn't know that. I definitely thought you was going there to, like, just abortions or, like, if you got burnt. Like, the homies went there when they got burnt. I was about to say, I got free STD testing.

Yeah. Like, that's what I do. Yeah, that's important. Yeah. Like a quick, like one-stop shot. I'm sorry, baby D. Thank you. I'm sorry.

God damn. I only care with Baby D things. I don't care with none of you knicks out there thing. Same. And whatever I'm supposed. supposed to say with Target, that's what I said. How many vignals you're getting? I, how many?

None. No, you're getting vinyl. Shut up. I like vinals, but I don't know. I'm not rushing to get the, I have reasonable doubt on vinyl. I know you do. I'm not rushing to get another one, get another case. Like, no, I like collecting and I think that stuff is really cool, but it's not like at the top of my priority list to go get the 30th or 25th, whatever, the 30th anniversary

vinyl. I'll feel you. It's just not. I don't. You're scared. Just say you're scared. Ma. You don't want them to judge you, bro.

Maul, I shop at Target. Me too. I got so many Target bags in my house. Oh, God. I love shopping at Target. And I'm telling you. On your deodorant come out with a lawn chair. I don't even have a lawn.

I don't even have a lawn. I don't even have a lawn. Where am I taking this chair? Maul, on my way to get throw pillows. If I walk past the 30th, I don't know if I'm going to stop and be like, I need that. I still shop at Target. But no, the 30th anniversary is not, the white one, It's not like at the top of my list that I'm going to have to camp outside of Target.

But Jay-Z is a businessman, I can sell your vinals. And if you want to boycott, boycott, man. That too. Yeah, do what y'all. And I understand why you'd feel away about it. Do what y'all do. I'm not here to tell you not to boycott. Do your thing.

I don't know. Speaking of abortions, did y'all see that that influencer couple is currently getting killed for the baby they were advertising? They found out they had Down syndrome and then they decided to abort it. Did you see that? This is a big topic you wanted to talk about. You were really passionate about this one. You're such a loser.

you're such a loser you're like you really wanted to dive deep into this is that something you would want to do if you found out that the baby that your wife was carrying y'all made a decision like is that something you would agree with if she wanted to get rid of a baby that had Down syndrome

or any other like delay if it's her choice I support it but would you want outside of her choice in your own brain is that something that you would think about or that you would want to do I think that's because again And, you know, you're talking about now bringing a baby into this world that, you know, it's going to have special needs, which means, like, our whole, you know, the way we parent, the way we're able to parent has to change. We have to learn a lot of things.

Even if it's a healthy baby, you still have to learn how to, you know, raise a child, especially when you're first-time parents. But it's a different load to carry when you know it's going to be a child with special needs. And if you and your partner decide that that's not something that y'all want to do. right now, then I see, I don't see no problem with it. Y'all are the ones that have to raise this, this child. Like, that's your decision to make. Like, I don't, you know, people killing this couple online for their decision to raise, you know, they don't want to bring a baby in this world that has special needs.

I mean, that's just stupid. Like, why are you, that's their decision as a couple. That was their choice to make. Like, whatever, what they decide to do with, you know, their fetus and, and she decides to do with her body. It's a choice. Yeah. I'm not opposed to it. I think that.

I think it's very mature for you to know that you ain't, like, you ain't like that. You're not equipped to gear. You're not equipped to that. That's a different, you know, load to carry. You know what I'm saying? And people need to be honest with themselves. Like, is this something you want to take on? Is this something you're ready for and things like that?

And once you and your partner have that decision, then who cares what people online say? Like, they're going to have something to say no matter what your decision is. I guess one of the things would be in a fucking influence. or being a public figure or putting your life out there for consumption, like, I guess you shouldn't share nothing that you don't want to buy comments on because you're going to have to deal with, you know, people's opinions. You have to accept all of it.

Yeah. The good and bad. The good and the bad. You have to accept all of it. I think they know that, though, which is why they chose to share, you know, their decision. They know that they have to accept whatever comes with them posting their, you know, private life and their private business. So, yeah, I mean, again, if you and your partner decide that we're not ready for that.

We can't take that on right now. That is too much of a load for us to carry in this relationship. Then, you know, so be it. It is what it is. Well, two things. It's their decision. Cool. I just realized who this was in the middle of this entire.

Mick Jagger Nuggets. Do you guys remember when Psycho Kid ruined Thanksgiving 11 years ago? I just realized who this was. That's him? that's him I just realized when I saw that McJuggerna

I like I remember Psycho kid ruined things When he flipped the table He flipped the table It was fake for sure But it was one of the most I just realized

Who this was That's him That's crazy That's him That's him Oh that is him Oh wow Mao

You remember this video You definitely remember this shit Of this kid flipping the table over screaming at his family No this was on the white algorithm I think Okay, so this was big on the white algorithm.

Yeah. And this kid had like a whole YouTube career of doing like, it was clearly fake. Big videos with his pops of them like fighting and all this shit. I just realized that's who we were talking about. Wow. Like it said in while you guys were talking, I was like, I've seen that name before. McJugger Nuggets. That is a name you can't forget.

Yo, I don't know how you did. I literally remember that. I mean, this was almost violent. Every Thanksgiving for 10 years, this would pop up again. Well, he politely flipped the table over. That is the most polite table flip I've ever seen in my life. Well, no, the funniest part of these video is when they were going around saying what they were thankful for. And he was like, I'm thankful for the captain in Halo and Xbox.

Yeah, yeah. I remember that. He's kind of like a hero to me. But you fucks wouldn't understand that. And then just freaked out. He's one of those kids. Okay, got. Maude, make shit less serious.

If you knew, if there was a way that you could know your baby was going to be ugly before it came out, would you like to order to? All right. That's all right. If I knew that my baby This is separate topic, right? Yeah, if you knew your baby was going to be ugly before it came out,

something completely different. Yeah. You knew it was going to be ugly. Would you? I don't think... You think it's possible for Mall to have an ugly child? You're trying to like...

You know what I'm trying to start... I think it depends on who my baby mom would be. Because I'm handsome. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no, no. Fuck all y'all. I'm here. That's the point I'm making.

I'm saying no matter who the child's mother was, I just think Moll's jeans with like an ugly baby? Yeah, I'm not saying maybe it wouldn't be a model if he found a child's mother that we personally deemed not that I had no business. No, say it. I had no business laying down with. Say it, Roy, you can say it. No, you have an ugly baby.

I don't see two cute people have an ugly baby below. Yo, I'm not going to, why would I name people? Because I'm tired of you saying shit and you ain't your who. Ain't no way you ain't never seen too cute people that had an ugly baby before. Not really. Two good looking parents have an ugly child? I've never seen it. Yeah.

And that's all subjective. I've never seen it. Not really. I'm talking about like hands down. attractive people. I have not. And you're like, no, they're a good looking couple.

And you hands down attractive. And they don't have an ugly child? No I'm saying. And you're hands down attractive. Like hands down, like there's nobody that would say you was unattractive.

Me? Yeah. No, there's plenty of people that say I'm on attractive. Okay. I was wondering if you were considering yourself hands down. Do I think, I'm very attractive.

Oh, talk your shit. Like, like, like, facial features. I see some of the niggas very attractive face. I call me ugly. I see somebody boy boy,

when I be in a Facebook group and it'd be nicky. is calling me mid and I click that motherfucking face about profile. I'd be like bitch your mama ugly. Your grandma was ugly. Your daughter ugly. All of them bitches is ugly. You calling me ugly? Yeah, for sure. I smell good. I got all my teeth. I make a lot of

money. I'm attractive. Talk your shit. Yeah. The kid knows. The kid, the smelling good and the like the all your, you know what I'm saying? Like, the smelling good and you got the money don't help the kids. Oh, that don't help. Oh, it does. If you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you meet a job, de Maris. and his parents are well off.

Very true. And he ain't that attractive. You're going to find a way to like something about that, nigga. If his family got a house in the hamps, I won't, if his family got a house in the hands

that you can go lay out and at the pool side every summer, you're going to find a way to go on a date with him every now. I don't give me that. But I'm not, procreating is different. Oh, no, no,

pro creating is different. Procreating is different. Yes. But I've never seen two unattractive people, too attractive people have an unattractive. I've seen two ugly people have a cute kid too. I think both of you guys are attractive.

I think Demaris and Mall are very, very attractive people. Was this Pige that made the version of their baby? Jeff is Jamaris right there. Jamaris is beautiful. Jamaris is beautiful. Come on, man. Look at Jamaris.

You look at our baby, baby, baby. That's not our baby. Baby Dee so mad, that's our baby. That's not our baby. That's not what your baby would look like either. At all. If y'all had a kid, your kid would not look like that. And why y'all made our baby face?

What are they trying to say, Baby, Dee? We got high blood pressure or something? Like, fuck y'all, man. Ma, you got a lot of fat people in your family? A lot of fat people with my family. Not a lot, but there's some heavy motherfuckers in my family for sure. But not a lot. Like diabetes runs prevalent in my family.

I have some big motherfuckers. Oh, my family in the South, yeah, because it's that diet. It's the diet hand down from Big Mama and them. They're handing down the same bullshit every year. I don't care about that sweet potato pie with that half a bag of sugar in it. Don't give me that. I can't fill my feet when I go to lay down. I don't want grandma's recipe.

Grandma was trying to kill us, man. Don't give me nothing you got from Big Mama. Don't make it the way Big Mama made it. I like my big toe. Yeah, I don't want that shit, man. I don't want it. No, it's okay to eat that stuff. You just can't eat it regularly.

Like, you can't eat that shit regularly. Thanksgiving is cool. We can go crazy. No, holidays. Yeah, but no, eating that shit on a weekday. On a random Wednesday? Yeah, you tripping now. That's what when y'all said, y'all wanted to make a turk and all that for the game?

But that's the game. Y'all tripping, bro. It's been 53 years. That's more important than Thanksgiving this year. Now, y'all wanted to make a Thanksgiving spread for game four. I was like, y'all are fucking crazy. Yeah. It was game five, actually, and I should have made it because we won.

That would have been late. That would have been late. To have a whole spread in the next one, that would have been crazy. Yeah, like that would have been crazy. You don't have been in the HITIS. Having an I did. We would have been, the news would have been on and all kinds of shit. We ain't even see the end of the game.

Nah, that would have been a bad idea, man. You can't do that. Okay, so. Yeah, if I found on my. baby was ugly? Yeah, you got it. Get out, my come up out of there. All right, but an ugly baby I've seen. Because this world is hard.

I've seen, I've seen, this world is bad bitch, not like they got work or anything. I've seen their baby pictures before and they look nuts. Sometimes you grow into your features. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the thing. So you don't know, like, and also if the kid is ugly, like, ugly people provide for society too.

Like, what's wrong? Yeah, we don't need to laugh. Yeah, we need something to laugh. There's probably by beauty standards. There's probably more ugly people than there are pretty people, no? There's more ugly people than pretty people? By society standards. I think by society standards, the average black person is like mid, like good. Like you're good.

You're not gorgeous. You're not ugly. I'm going to judging off black people. I'm not including white people in mind. Ironically, white people are very much black and white. Like there's not a lot of gray area with white people in looks. Yeah, y'all are. It's either hideous or that's a very attractive person.

There's really not much balance. It's either your Margot Robbie or Barbara Streiset. There's no. like, Oh my God. You're not wrong. Like with the whites, it's,

it gets way worse than Barbershire and y'all bug the fuck out. Oh, no, for sure. I'm just, I love Barbertshire. Shit, who was the author from the beginning of episode? Anne Cameron.

That's what most white people look like. You're either Margo Robbie or Anne Cameron as a white woman. Like, it's no in between. Yeah. Absolutely. So, yeah, I mean, if you found out your baby's going to be ugly,

so what? That's so superficial. That's white privilege, talking. See, you can be be ugly and white. You're going to be people expect it. Peach. Oh Pete, you're trying to take us there, huh?

Pease, just let me know if you're trying to take us there, Pete. We have company here. I'll go. I have no problem going. I'm not like this, by the way, I promise. Because once I leave the studio, I don't go, I don't be online like y'all. I don't know what people are saying. I don't give a fuck. Y'all going to have to deal with that shit. Me? I don't give a fuck. If I found out my baby's going to be gay.

God, ma'all. All right, all right, hold on. Now, come on. Come on. It's nuances. There are nuances to this. Is it a gay woman? Ma, that's not a nuance. I love that you think that's a nuance. It's your lesbian? Ma. Because I'm just saying if I have a gay son, it's like my bloodline.

Like, you know what I mean? My last name stops there. No, it don't. It's mad to you, niggas. It's mad clays. Yeah, but I'm talking about, yeah, but me, like, Ma, I got to have a junior that's going to have a, he going to have a son. You can have another son.

That may be straight. Yeah, but I mean, what we doing with him? Ma. He ain't going to He ain't gonna play football. It's mad gay nigs that hoop and play football. Also on time. You talk about one of them all the time.

That's true. Paul, he can nut in a cup and there can be your actual biological. You want a nut in a cup grand kid? I mean, if he was gay, I'd probably be only nah, bro. I don't want no nut in the cup grand kid. You better bring a girl home that you had sex with.

Nutting a cup. Get out of head. That ain't my grandbaby. Ma. Yes, it is. That ain't my grandbaby. That's a test two baby Oh stop

You don't think IVF is your kid? Yeah Because that That's the same fucking thing Yeah but you're a test two baby At the end of the day Like if you don't put that shaft in it If you don't hit that

If you don't hit the back of that thing When you bring that girl to the cookout If you ain't hitting that right Come on family, come on You know people that have done that And you consider them their kids That's their kids But if he's like

It's 1,000% their kid It's not even a debate That's the kid but if he has asthma, I'm not surprised. Some dust got in the tube? Let's just say if he has, you know, an autoimmune disease. I'm not surprised. There were some dust bunnies in the office.

I'm just not surprised. He was not. His lungs were not ready. Yeah, if he has asthma. I'm not laughing at it. If he's a new polio case in Manhattan, maybe, I don't know. You know, whatever. I'm just talking shit, man.

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And that baby came out not like him. Oh. Wait, this is real? See, I got to ask this. It's like the plot. This could be AI. I don't know what's real anymore. No, it's on TMZ.

Nah, I shouldn't. It's on TMZ, so it's real. Oh, that's a beautiful baby, though. I would have kept it, too. That's a beautiful baby. But if it was ugly, no. This is not, this isn't real. No, it's actually real.

They did it. It's 100% real. Is it for real? Yeah. Yeah. They messed up at the IVF thing and gave her the wrong sperm. And they've struck a deal with the biological parents, grow up? Struck a deal.

Yeah. They implanted the wrong embryo. Struck a deal? Yeah. So, yeah. With the sign and trade? Do we get like three picks in the 22. The embryos were switched at.

That's how we got Bridges. Struck what deal? Was Dolan there to the fucking negotiation table? So they got her embryos mixed up. They implanted the wrong embryo in the wrong. So now, if I was the black parents, I'd be pissed. If I was the black parents, I'd be pissed. Don't give me no white baby.

But somebody can sue for this, though, no? No, they're suing for sure. Yeah. They're suing for sure. That baby's gorgeous. That's crazy. Wait, but, okay. So can the, can the,

Real embryo, like, can they ask for their baby back? Because this couple's keeping the baby. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. Baby, baby, baby, baby. Baby, back ribs. I want my baby back, baby back. I believe chili is the name of the kid. Baby back.

Baby back. Baby back. You said you want my baby back. You said you want your baby back. I want my baby back. Mom, please. This is serious. I'm sorry.

Well, they want permanent custody as parents. Reached a custody agreement with the daughter's biological parents. Yeah. They gave them the right to continue as their biological parents. Now I want my baby. Oh, look at that baby. Oh, my God. It's gorgeous.

The baby's Guyanese for sure. That's definitely a guy in ease. 100%. One million percent guy in ease. For sure. That's crazy. I mean, we've had this conversation in other ways, but no, I'm going to give the baby back. I want mom

We get it Yeah You're keeping the kid She carried it What the fuck that mean? Oh finally you're on our side Oh my God Oh my God

The turn of fucking offense You finally turn the shit What the fuck I'm crazy for so long Laying that plane Laying that plane I'm not even understanding Where you come from

You have argued down We've ran this conversation Into the fucking ground When Maul and I said, if we found out a kid was not ours, no matter how many years it was, I'm cool, that's not my kid. And you looked at us like we was fucking nuts. I told y'all if y'all found out at five years old, 10 years old, 18 years old, that baby's six months. Yeah. Yeah, you could get back.

Add the nine. So if you found out my baby wasn't yours five years later, you still like. Well, the baby's black. So. But five years later, I've created a connection to the baby. be a black baby, but it wasn't yours. Okay. I've created, I've created a connection to the baby five years from then.

Six months. Nah, you still got time. You still got time. My goldfish lasts longer to six months. We have to pull up all those conversations because I feel like Demers. I always said five or 18 years. I never said, no, I never said, I always said five years or 18 years. You tried it, ho.

No. You tried it home. Pull it up. Pull it up. Pull it up. Pull it up. Check that. Pull it up.

Pull it up. gas like me. Put it up. I think you said as soon as the baby came out. No. That was that was Carl saying I'm not raising another man's nut for sure. You have to give the baby back. Yeah, you got get a baby back. All right, but what if the baby was white and wasn't theirs? It's just because it's a black baby? No, I'm talking about what I give the baby up or not. I don't think that they should get the baby up. The parents agreed that let them keep it. Well, if you're doing IVF and I mean this respectfully, it's because there's complications and I'm sure I'm sure adopting was on the table at some point when you're trying to do IVF.

So I get their perspective of like, I mean, it doesn't matter because we were probably thinking of adopting if this didn't work. So you wouldn't have a kid. I get that part, but I'd have some questions out the gate. That's all. Yeah, I feel you. Maybe. See, it would really be interesting for you if this was your case, though.

Because your baby mother's, your baby mom would be a black woman. Okay. So the baby would come out probably, you know. Yeah. A little brown. okay right there's a chance Amara didn't but there's a chance I agree

this is a chance if he and I have another kid there would be a chance that maybe the other child would be a little darker than Amar because that's I've seen that happen with parent like interracial where one kid is way darker than the other

and that's both their parents right is how you know the sperm lands but nah it's just not my kid if it's my kid take it back

take it back and that's out of respect to whose kid it is. Yeah. But what if they said, nah, keep it. Like, that baby came out your pussy. Like, you keep it. The real father? Yeah. Well, that's something the two of y'all have to deal with. I didn't fuck y'all. He running from

responsibility. Yeah, that's something you got to do. I was here to be responsible when I thought it was mine, but this is a you, this is y'all thing. Take care of your responsibilities, friend. Yeah, the fuck that got to do with me. You the papy. You the papy. Now all of a sudden I got to run around and find every deadbeat father. Like, that ain't

my world. Hey man And none of y'all even wish me Happy Father's Day. That's crazy. When is Father's Day? Sunday. Oh, Happy Father's Day. Is this coming Sunday?

It ain't Father's Day. Ryan clapping. It's funny. Ryan, what are you clapping for? No, that's why I'm laughing. He's clapping. Ryan clapping. Ryan clapping like, you answer something right.

You answer something right. You're clapping for Father's Day. It's crazy. But then that's the problem. And that's the problem. Now we give y'all your flowers. And that's the problem. Who claps for Mother's Day?

Yo, what's Mother's Day? Yo, what's my mother is? Don't do that. Any time. Anytime there's a speech of someone coming on stage, it'll be like, oh, Anne, she's a mother. The whole crowd erupts. Don't do that.

No one's ever been like, and he's a father and people clap. I think that's, I think it's weird when people clap when the plain lands, where we not expecting the land. Like, what the fuck can we clap? Sometimes. Like, clapping for somebody saying it's Mother's Day and people just start clapping? Like, what are you? Let's give it.

up for all the present fathers. Let's give it up for all the present fathers. Okay, go fuck it. Only because the matter of say, give it up. If the marriage doesn't say give it up, that's black turn for clap, nigga. Give it up for the fathers. The present fathers, the good fathers. Rory. Rory. Rory is a good day. My god, Jake ain't facetomy, man. What's up? Oh yeah, we're supposed to do that today. That was my fault. That's me being a bad son. No, we're supposed to do that yesterday. Exactly. Exactly, man.

My bad. Who shirt is that back then? Peach, that's yours? I saw that and that was disrespectful. I don't worry about Pete. Just coming home with me. Don't worry about it. Well, I mean, his grandma died.

Yeah, he wasn't here. Oh, I'm sorry, Peach. No, Pete was here. He was here, but like he had a lot of his mind. Oh, yeah. I did see that laying there. I was like, who left? Yeah, I'm just so disrespectful.

That's Pete. That's all right, though. Peas is my guy. Only Peach could do that. No, but shout out to Roy. Rory, is a very present, loving, dedicated father. He washed dishes the night that Knicks won the championship. It doesn't get more fatherly than that.

Glad for that, Ryan. And I let her sleep in the bed with me. He washed dishes the night the Knicks broke the 53-year curse. A man was in the kitchen washing dishes. Jesus. God forbid I did what I was supposed to do. Yeah, but not that night. You don't wash this at the night the Knicks break a 53-year curse.

What do you do? Do whatever you want to do, not dishes. Congratulations. Congratulations. For being a present father, is it hilarious? These days? I know, I get it. No, I don't think I deserve a cookie for a fucking.

Well, I didn't congratulate you. I didn't say, yo, congratulations like you want. I said, give it up. Give it up is a congrats. I think just because you do something that you're supposed to know, that's congratulations. It's like you achieved something. Yes, I'm applauding the fish for swimming. Yeah, I'm applauding the fish for swimming because just because you do something that you're supposed to do doesn't mean that people shouldn't like give you credit for it.

No, you should be appreciated. Yeah. I just think it's funny when people want credit for that, like, like raise. their choice. No, wanting credit, no, but you should be giving it. Like, for present and good mothers. Yeah, they have appreciation. So that's why I was giving you appreciation. And I appreciate that. Are you doing anything for your dad? He wants, I'm like, what do you want? He like, I don't really want nothing, you know. I just want you to. See, women hate when we ask them, what do you want? I don't want to think of something. Get creative. I don't know. Yeah. But then you ask your dad, what do you want?

Why don't you pay attention? Okay, so you don't understand. My dad is an old grumpy man. Like, if I was too, take him to some extravagant brunch in the city on a rooftop and it was beautiful, some shit that would be nice that most people would appreciate, he would hate it. Why are there people around? Why is the food taking so long? He old and grumpy. So it's like, okay, so what do you want to do? He like, well, you know, my dream. I would like to have all my children together. We're spread across the 50 states, guy. What do you want? What else do you want? Oh, I would like for you to cook. What do you want? Okay, I'll cook. What do you want? I don't know. Just, you know, whatever you feel like putting love into and cooking for me, you can do. Okay, dad, thanks so much for

narrowing that the fuck down. Yeah, so what's his favorite dish? You know what his favorite dish. I do know his favorite dish. It's too hot to make his favorite dish. He bought to get cookout food. You can cook out food. All right, so cookout, Father's Day cookout at your spot?

No. Damn, I was hoping you did. Where you're dead? Mm-hmm. Oh. Sorry. Never met him. But what if I did?

See how fast it get awkward? I know you know your daddy. I know you know your daddy. I met your dad. like please yeah my father's probably uptown oh roy you got your own daughter it's it's about you now amara got to do stuff for you my three-year-olds yeah okay gosh you like what do you think amal got planned for uh roer yeah this broad better take me to brunch what do you think it's three-old daughter has planned for him you know calling white women

broads is my favorite thing to do the word broad is the funniest shit on her it's so funny when people always say like for Mother's Day mothers go out celebrate leave day kids but for Father's Day it's always expected that fathers spend the day with their kids like I told you all last year on the pod spending Father's Day with your kids is for absentee

fathers last year I said leave me the fuck alone yeah fathers are simple mothers you got to wait online at the restaurants and all that that's for mom yeah overpriced things yeah dads dad don't want that just shut up the game is on shut up So yeah I do for dad.

Get him a case of beer. My dad wants to spend every father's day with me. He has four children. I have to collect as many of them like Pokemon as possible. Collecting your sisters as Pokemon. Like every year he wants to spend with his. Well, that's what he's supposed to want. That's a man's wealth.

Seeing his tribe all under the same house. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because y'all got to take care of him once dad got it with him depends. Who going to bathe them? You're not going to put him in the home. Right? So one of y'all got to take care of.

How nice is the home? Don't you're not putting your father Your father in the home How nice is the home? Demaris, you're not doing that I know you You're not putting your father in the home The home we had my grandmother's in

With some fire shit They had a bakery in there It was fire You are not putting your father In nobody's home You will be there Foot in hand on your dad If he needs it

Hopefully he doesn't You ain't putting your dad In no senior home You're not doing that Cut the shit If it got like a golf course There's some fire shit Because the home

He might go there by itself He might walk in in there. Like, the homes be fire now. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like. Yeah. They got activities bingo every night.

Yeah. There's some baddies in there. Yeah. Some old, you know what I mean? Lonely grandmas in there. My grandmother on New Year's Eve, they sent us a photo. She had the fucking New Year's Eve crown on. They was bowling in the hallway.

Yeah. Yo, what's how God's? Pins in the hallway? What's our guy's name that was in the home and he was asking for head? He said he wanted some head. Remember the old white dude? That was a voicemail? No.

You remember the video? He was like, I just want. I just want my dick suck. You don't remember that? I remember that. Oh, my. He's a legend. What was his name?

I don't remember his name, but I remember. I mean, either way, whether it be like make a wish kids or men in homes, that's usually the wish that they want. It's every man's wishing every night. I thought, like, make a wish kid is usually like one and me. That's my wish for the night. Jailen Brunson. Like, I don't think the make a wish kid is asking for head. They want like Disney World or like Jaylon Brunson.

No, they're scared to say it out loud. Yeah. but they still going through puberty. Yeah. If I was like in my early 20s dying from a serious disease and Margo-Robie walking. That's not make a wish fit. That's that are 12 years old are probably in their head. They're like, I would love tities in my face.

Yeah, I would love to suck one. They're not going to say it out loud, but that's probably what the thing is. I came to my bedside when I was 14. And Diana cancer? And she asked me, who do you want, young man? Just pop one of those luscious Latin tities in my mouth. I saw dusk until dawn. What is it?

Dust until dawn? From dust till dawn. I saw it. I saw it. Pop one of those luscious Latin tities in my mouth, please. I want some horchata. Some of the greatest news scenes of all time. Give me some horchata.

Like, I really think the kids that, that, can we rap? I think the kids that are staged four. I would have asked for some horchata. Please give me some hoichata. You know, we gotta be like, we, I'm, you know, you think he's wrong, though? Yeah, I don't think he's wrong, though. Yeah, y'all don't like Hocata.

Just tell me I don't like Hocchata. I don't think the kids that are dying of cancer are thinking about tities. Like, they want, like, they're asking for cat to come to their bedside, open Jordan Wood shows up. If I was dying with cancer at 16 and y'all bought Carl Anthony Town

to my bedside, I would shoot up the whole ward. I'm like, y'all bore cat. How much was Ruby Rose? Yeah, where was young Miami? She was just on the floor. What the fuck? I don't want a basketball player next to me. I don't want fucking Carl Anthony.

Let me see a fucking nip slip or something. Bring Young Miami in here. Like, what are you talking about? Carl Anthony. And we have Carl Anthony. No, where is Young Miami at? Yeah, I don't want to see Carl Anthony Towns. I don't want Caddy like, you give me hope.

No. Where's your wife at? Yeah, where's your wife at? Carl, get out of my fucking room. That's what I would be saying. Carl Anthony Towns and I'm dying from cancer. Get the fuck out of here. Or find a hot, like, high price.

escort and let's quietly see you do know that that's like not legal like the escorting or the fucking of a child like neither one of them is legal okay prosecute me when i'm dead like i'm i have no they're not going to prosecute you they're going to prosecute the escort and the person that hired okay well make a wish yeah it was my make a wish you can't prosecute for somebody for they make a wish it's a 5-1-3c yeah yeah it's just law you can't you can't do that can't even do that oh man do we have voice mails do we do we Please. I think we have one.

And I think we figured out who's the... Yo, what out, what are? Huh? We figured out who... Oh, so we did a poll on a new Roy Moll. And the person who was the least homophobic on the podcast, Pige didn't make himself an option. Wait, only an hour.

For some reason. No, we need to let this sit for a little bit. I'm smoking, y'all. Refresh it, refresh it, Ryan. Wait. Wait, hold up. No, I'm shocked that even 11% you have.

So are they saying 11th meeting like like I am? No, sweet. It should be 0%. Who is the least homophobic person on this podcast? I'm currently in the running for least homophobic. Rory's a close second and you're trailing behind in third, buddy. That's just because people don't know me.

That's all. They listen to you four times a week for the past 10 years. You just talked about aborting your gay son. So I don't really know if I have you have much to stand on right now. Get me out of there. You're out. I'm offended by this, though. Even though, Demaris is a part of that community,

she, come on. She won't even date a man if a man touches another man. That's not true. Damaris definitely. It's on record. Damaris definitely wouldn't date a niggie. I can grow. You wouldn't date a nigga you met with a brunch and jersey on.

I think wearing another man, am I? Say it. My pop says the same thing. Because we got another two hours for these polls to go down. I'll say it. Nope. And let's do the poll again after they hear this episode. Let's do part two poll tomorrow.

Yeah. Yeah, let's do that. I don't think it's gay. I don't think it's gay. I don't think it's gay. I don't think it's gay. A little dick writerish, but I don't think it's gay. We're in another man name on your back.

You're riding dick a little bit, but I don't think it's gay. It's not, it's not bad if he's, if he got to be way older than you, though. A throwback is okay. Oh, yeah. If you, if you, if you 40, if you 40. If you old it and brunch it and you got his jersey on. If y'all would. If y'all would hold the things my pop said during the jersey era.

I was 12 or 13 when I was wearing jersey. He had a very similar stance to Demaris of wearing another man's name on your bag. It's just a little like. But I'm equal opportunity because I feel the same way about the IMGia sets. I'm not Gia. That's not my name. I'm not wearing it. The I am Gia.

That's dick writing. Gia? Yeah. That's clothing. So we wore names brands. Yeah, but it's say I am Gia. I am not Gia. I'm not,

that's her name. That's her name? So the creator created it after Gia. I forgot her last name, but she was a supermodel. And it was to like try to like women like I am Gia, like I'm a supermodel-esque type thing. I'm not wearing I am.

That's kind of sick. But I mean, that's, I mean, well, I had Tommy Hilfiger on as a kid. Yeah, but it doesn't say I am Tommy Hilfiger. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think I had a shirt that said, I am hellfigure, though. I think they had some of those back then. That's crazy.

I think. I don't know. I don't like name brands like that have, like, that have, like, we're splashed all over the place anyway. Outside of LV, because they do that shit with their monogram, but, like, I don't really like where it's just big all over the place. Yeah. I have a couple pieces like that, but I don't really.

I like it to be a little bit more subtle. Not really, not really my thing. Yeah. All right, well, let's get to this voicemail and see what the streets are saying. Do we have to? We have to. Okay. We'll do one.

What's going on guys and girls? All right, just a quick little, that's a quick question. How do you go about dealing with somebody that's always accused that you were cheating and doing wrong? Mind you, you never did nothing. Damn, the girls are sick. Wait, did he just see women in the middle of this? You know, never cheated, never did nothing wrong, never blah. That sounds like bullshit.

I've been single for a couple months now, you know, because of this shit. But she says, why do I need actual physical evidence to prove that you cheated on me? I can feel that you cheated on me. I know for a fact you cheated on me. I heard you cheating on me. And I'm like, huh? It just threw me off. And like, it happened so much for, it happened for probably going on, what, three, four months when we were together.

I had to, I'm in therapy now. not simply because of the majority because of what I'm in therapy, that shit rewired my whole mental. So you was cheating. I just want to know how do you deal with people like that? How would you, would you keep dealing with that? Because at some point I'm like, all right, I'm a willing participant at this point. So how would you go about this one, y'all?

I mean, I wouldn't go about the accusation of cheating by saying, huh and then nothing else huh? Well she don't have any technically he says she doesn't have you are you cheating huh? It sounds like you guilty a little bit. See shit like that make me punch you

done of your teeth because you huh you're the fuck I said. You heard what the fuck I said. I hate shit like that. He was probably cheating. So don't cheat. I don't know. Well let's say he wasn't. Let's throw him a bone. Let's say he wasn't. Oh then get far

the fuck away from anyone that's accusing you for no reason about cheating. And if you heard something, let's have a conversation about it. Don't do that. Hey, I can't tell you. If you're going to accuse me of that, okay, let's have the conversation. Who did I cheat with? Who told you that?

What was it about? Take that shit head on. It sounds like he was cheating. That's why. This is a very simple way to fix this. Oh, I can't wait to hear. Usually when your girl is like, are you cheating? I know you fucking was and you're not.

Let's say you're 100% faith. Here we go. All you got to do is look at her while she's going into her whole rant, stare at her in the eyes. And as soon as she's done, just say, what's his name? That's what you got to say? What's his name? Now, watch her harm like she can't hear all of a sudden, right? Huh?

She's talking about it. What's his name? Like, but you got to, you have to be one of those straight and narrow. I only got eyes for my lady. I'm not, I don't cheat. I don't talk about women. None of that. That's the only time you can get that.

I'm too much. She's persistently like, yo, I feel like you talking to other women. It's that very calm. You don't, you know, because when you, you don't need to raise your voice when you know the facts and you haven't done anything wrong. Very calm, cool, and collective. What's his name? Yeah. What's his name?

And then so projecting is not very becoming of you. Yeah, just what's his name? We don't have to do this. You don't need to project your stuff on to me at this point. No. If you feel guilty, we can sit down and figure it out. information. How, how, what is, what is it with you in this guy?

You like him? Feelings for him. You feel like you want to, you know, pursue that. Because you would never want to block her blessings. No, let's talk about, because there's so many opportunities out here, should we be in a position to seek those opportunities? Yeah. But if we're not and we're committed to each other and we enjoy our relationship, we're

happy, then let's do this. But if you start pulling in outside energy and you're looking for a way out, And you're trying to find something that's wrong with this relationship and you're not happy, whatever. Let's just talk about it. But we're not going to sit here and create a random woman that I'm fucking with. We're not going to do that. I'm not on trial every night I come home and I got to deal with questions. I'm not doing that.

But what if I had a dream? Martin Luther King had a dream. You just went to sleep. What if I had a dream? Like, I had a dream. Like, I woke up from my dream and texting a nigga like, who was Nicole? And he said, I don't know, no, Nicole. You sure you don't even know a bitch with a middle name Nicole?

No. First of all, now I know you lying because you're black. You know at least one girl with the middle name Nicole. You didn't even think. You just lied automatically. But second, I had a dream that I saw a bitch named Nicole work badge in your car. I found it when I was sleep.

And I like woke up and like sweats and shakes. So now I feel like you know somebody named Nicole. Or are you going to meet a Nicole? I feel like if you asked somebody that question, I don't feel like you're crazy for that. DeMaris, let me tell you this with nothing but love from the bottom of my heart. Don't ever tell no man.

no shit like that. I woke up from a dream. Who the fuck is Nicole? Oh, I already had the conversation. The overall metaphor of That's So Raven was that she was wrong every time. And it just ruined more of the positivity

that was happening in her life. She was not wrong. She wasn't right. She caused... She manifested Nicole's bad being in your front seat. So if you would have never said that, he would have never fucked Nicole in the front seat.

Oh, that's true. brought that shit up. That's your logic for that. Okay. That's the theme of the show. Yeah. I'm leaving a woman that keep accusing me of cheating. I'm not What if, okay, so let's change it. What if you've cheated before but you stopped? Like before we spoke about it, got through it, got past it, moved on. And I'm not cheating anymore. You got to hold that down for a few months.

You got to months. Yeah. It takes longer than months to fix trust. All right. So then we can just in this. Yeah. We ain't got to do this. I'm a full believer of that. If you're going to stay, unfortunately, I know you're the victim of the Sultan, but if you're going to stay? I did something wrong. I stepped out on you. I get it. I know in your eyes, I'm feathered.

I get it. I'm not going to be on trial every day, though. I think that's fair. You know what I'm saying? Because you can always leave. I can always leave. Ted Bunny ain't on trial every day. I can't be on trial every day.

That was worse than my that's a raven compared. I'm just. They tried him. Guilty, moved on. I'm guilty. You want to move on? We move on. Yeah, no, I never thought of it that way.

Yeah, come on. But if they were to let him free, like how I let you free, they will always wonder if he killed. You didn't let me free. We're still in a relationship. No, that's free. Being in a relationship ain't free. I just want to be. My point in the comparison to Ted Buddy, Ted Bunny faced consequences. He went to jail.

Oh, you women were sending him panties and nudes. You included. It was Disney World fan. It was Disney World for Ted Bunny. I wouldn't have given Ted Buddy. The warden said they had to have to hide. They had to hire new post workers, post office workers just to get the mail into jail. I mean, I never understood that. He literally looks like a bunion.

Yeah, but that's what women like. White women like. If only his parents knew that he was going to be ugly, they could have aborted him. They should have aborted that way. Insigued have been. See? Now, if you know that chicken, if you knew that's a kid who's going to be. He's hideous. He's hideous. I'm not saying he's like, That you heard P. Oh, he's handsome. Who's my man that played him in the Netflix shit? Who's handsome? He's not Zach Ephron.

Ryan, Ryan. Yeah, no, that's crazy about the top like that. He's not Zach Ephraim. He's not ugly. That is a hideous man. That is a hideous man. That's a bad angle with the lighting. And it's black and white.

Come on. That motherfucker is ugly. That's basically JFK. Yeah, come on. Who was, you know what? Mall we? JFK was ugly now? We have different eyes.

JFK wasn't ugly. JFCK would know. Pull JFK up. JFK wasn't. What? Pull JFK up. Pull him on. He's one of our best.

He's one of our best. He's one of our best. It doesn't get much better than that. That's a handsome-ass man right there. Y'all are fucking in. Look at the comb over. I go go to a younger JFK. Yeah, no, let me get young JFK.

Let me get young JFK with the shorts on the beach. Go to before the Cuban Missile Crisis. a little stressed out during that time. Yeah, no, it was. Okay. No, that's RFK. Come on. That's a handsome lacrosse player right there.

Yeah, baby, I ain't going to lie. He would have got you on campus. He definitely, he would have went like this. Yeah, baby, he would have got you on campus like so. You want to go to study hall? You didn't right there. He would have done the white, the white duggy, right through them locks. Yeah.

Come on, baby. Nah, I've told y'all with my idea. Type in a young Joe Biden. Also one of our best. See, we got a, from the audience. What about that? Now, young Joe Biden was a cutie pie. He was a cutie pie.

He's getting you in a ruba. For sure. For sure. For sure. In America. You know, he's about Aruba. Bitch in America. He would have got baby D coming right out of what's that spot?

The Knicks parade. Like I don't like. That's a next parade. In a Bruns and Jersey. Like what? What were we talking about how we got on the, what? On serial killers and an attractive white. Cheating.

Oh, cheating. Yeah. If you knew your kid was going to grow up to be a serial killer, would you abort it? Yes. Oh, no. What? Oh, my God. Gay out of here.

But a serial killer? Mall. I have held Amara. I love Amara. Nothing makes me feel better. If I knew when Kea was pregnant that Amara would grow up to kill 20 people. We're doing a coat hanger. We're doing everything to make sure that this kid does not ruin society.

this animal out of here. No. Y'all snitching on y'all, if y'all kid did a school shoot and they hired in the basement in the bunker, y'all fishing? Yep. Come get them.

100%. I'm just like the, um, off a fucking Boston George mom. Yeah, come get this. Shoot up kid. No, no, no.

Okay, Boston George mom, no. I'm not doing what in blood. No, drug dealer? No. I didn't say drug dealer. I'm saying I'm calling like like the way. No, I'm never doing that. I'm saying if she was a murderer.

You shoot up a fucking. You are a murder. A movie theater. Authorities. Here's my kid. Yeah. Yeah. What?

What? Yeah. Because I'm next, honestly. Yeah. I'm definitely next. I'm next. Get this animal off the streets. I don't care if they related to me.

So maybe what would have to happen for you to abort your kid? Your pregnancy. Would it just have to be a medical? If it was something that me and my husband planned and with the baby something, it would have to be a medical, something medical. Strong. strong medical where like the baby wouldn't live because there's sometimes like

where your baby could come out. It's only going to live for a couple hours. It's going to be in pain the whole time. Like things like that. Mm-mm. You gotta go. All right. If they say, yo, your baby is beautiful but has no limbs. Can't believe you guys keep going to looks. Beautiful, beautiful face, no limbs.

I would raise my child with no limbs for sure. Oh, really? No kidney beam, man. I'm not raised... Don't raise my... Don't raise my head. Wrap up, baby. Baby, Dee, where you going?

Baby Dee, where you going? Baby Dee, he said he'll raise a kidney bean. We got to be up. You ain't raising no kidney bean, man. You're not raising no sweet potato, man. Mall, I got Amara, a trampoline, an indoor one from my house. You couldn't get that for that sweet potato. You know how much more fun I'd have?

Nah, man. You know how much more fun I'd have? How much more fun it would be? You can dribble your baby. Yo, we just joke it, man. Of course we joke it. Just jokes. And I'm serious.

Guys, of course I would raise my child if they had no limb. That is fucking hilarious, man. Holy cow. Wow. All right. Well, we canceled. So we might see y'all Monday. Maybe not.

It is what it is. Either way, be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. That's baby D. We're on our way to Patreon. Meet a stir.

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