New Rory & MAL - Episode 514 | Duck Sauce

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

Mal, Baby D, and Zip kick off the episode with the news of inmates taking over a North Carolina jail, which leads to Mal’s ideology about female corrections officers. Zip responds to comments calling for him to go back to jail, and shares more about his educational journey while being locked up. India Arie supports the boycotting of Yung Miami’s “Spend Dat”, calling it a bad representation of the culture, and the crew reacts. Jim Jones gets into an altercation with security at the BET Awards, Lisa Raye goes viral on TikTok, and the guys take a call from a listener with questions about the courting process. Have a happy and safe 4th of July Weekend, and we’ll see you next week! All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-foreverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome back to the show. We are here. You got to start the episode, even though Rory's not here. I got to start the episode with some of the Rory cadence and the energy just to let the people know he's not here, but he's still here. We are back sponsored by Boost Mobile Unlimited Talk, Text, and Data. Catch us now on Netflix. As we have Netflix Zip in the building again, yo Zip, I ain't going to lie. I need some.

I might need ownership in Netflix Zip, though. Like the name. Like, don't do me like how Kanye did beans. Yeah, but don't do me like how Kanye did beans. Now I made that up, though. You made Netflix Zip up? When you made that up? I made it up.

I didn't call you Netflix zip first No roll a tape back I think I did I said it first and then he was like that's why I don't think it went Roll the tape back I don't think he was like You was like you know that's fine See that's that shit

That's what Kanye did to B's see He said he gave him a lot of that easy money right Bean started calling Kanye easy money He never gave that easy money Before they turned this faucet off Because the faucet was on when he said that Yeah I don't think Kanye was all He was talking bakes I think I was give him

He owns this much of the name That's when this shit was 11 And beans were crazy. He started going on stage selling, you Kanye just said he going to give me... 10% of 11 billion. I'm up like a duck. The fuck?

I don't think that check came through. Nah, that's the... Adidas turned the faucet off. That should turn to 600 million. Yeah, but... 11 billion is 600 million is a whole other hand on me. That's the fact. 20%.

Give me 10% of any of that, though. 0.5%. A 600 million? Yeah. Something like that now. You can get that. You can't get 1% of this. You see what this happened?

I was just letting me know what I'm here. I was 10 billion. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, baby D. What's good? How's pop? How you feeling? I feel good.

I see you got your, I don't even know what to call that, but it's like, it's almost like a nighty slash lingerie. Mm-hmm. But I don't know if that's like lingerie or a nighty. It's like a gown, like a nice little, you know,

a little summer dress. Mm, okay. You know what I'm saying? They said the girls is, they tired of the girls dressing like Jada Kesey, I got jorts on. Like, you know, I got to keep the summer. You're keeping the sexy? You're keeping the sex? I see you over there.

I see you sticking to your no drinking. Mm-hmm. See you got your wine glass full of poland spring. Is that poland? Mm-hmm. Is that a good poland spring in there? Mm-hmm. Okay.

At water, I mean, at home, I add a little lemon to it. Mm-hmm. Because I just need, like, the glass. Like, the glass makes me feel like I'm doing something. So, yeah. Cucumbas in the water is fire. Oh, you got that sit overnight, though. I got it, like, really sitting there cucumbers.

Where you had that, that is up? Now, my mom told me to do that. So when I used to get packages in jail, I used to do that, chobes up with the lemons, throw that in the water. Let that sit. This nigga drinking spot water in the jail. This nigga was making hooch, man.

Don't listen to this one, man. This nigga had the potato. I could make, I can make hooch. You can make hooch? You can make hooch? You got to make hooch and hang the bag right here. I'm going to see how long. Nah, that's like, I'm saying that's like the orange.

I'm talking about like we was brewing that shit, like making clear. But how? That shit is hard. That shit is a hard process. Yeah, because you got to cook it. It's like you're cooking that shit and then you're catching the steam. Oh my God, no. But what are you, what ingredients are you using to make it?

I'm saying, niggas use tomato paste and sugar. Niggas might, like the shit you talk about, like the hooch. Yeah. Niggas might take that eye. Let me get that. Bring that in the sale and then cook that shit down. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying?

And you're just catching the steam. That should be looking like vodka in the bottle. That's crazy. So y'all used to be drunk. Drunker than a motherfucker. I ain't fucking with that shit like that, though. Why? They say that shit that should make you blind.

Maybe like, that shit to make you blind sign. Rock gut, though, all that kind. I ain't fucking with that. Every once in a while. You tell me something might make me blind? Yeah, it might make you blind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm cool.

That's the easiest way to not get me to drink something. Oh, shit. Yes, drinking illicit or improperly distilled hoot can cause permanent blindness. This happens when alcohol is contaminated with methanol, which is highly toxic. Well, I mean, you know. Oh, so wood alcohol, so we ain't even had no wood, but we just heard that shit all these years. They said I wasn't taking no risk for you. You tell me, I might lose my eyesight.

I'm cool. I'm just going to drink this water. I'm going to be with baby dealing with. Some days you might take a sip, though. Nah, I'm cool. You had a hard day, hard day in a yard. You had 20 years, you don't know. You can't.

You're speaking for. the perspective. I want to be able to see for the next 20 years, though. I want to see all these years. You don't know, man. Some days you wake up like, man, is tomorrow going to make it? That's a fact. But if you wake up thinking like, damn, I had that hoops last night tomorrow,

I might not see none of you, niggas. I could just hear y'all. I'm kidding. Sorry. Imagine being locked up into 20 years. You got 10 left and then you go blind. Your next 10 is blind. That shit be happening.

All the type of shit be happening, man. See a nigga get high. Nicky pass out. Nick, I don't know. What the fuck happened to him? Yeah, nah. And you still want to stay in there? Yeah.

It ain't like they let you out. You go to the hospital spot. Yeah, no, I'm cool. I ain't doing that. Zip, you saw that the inmates took over to jail in North Carolina? I didn't see that. And niggas was holding up the officers. They took over a jail in North Carolina?

Uh-huh. The inmates did. And they had, like, they was just tripping. Nigger, boomed the camera. Yeah. You seen that shit on the internet with a dude, was asking the CEO lady, like, you go get the sergeant. And she was like, nah.

And she cursed him out. And she maced him. And he like broke a jury and all that. Yeah. And her and the other one. Yeah. I ain't going to lie. I feel like, and y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all like to call me, I guess, like sexist when I say she's like this.

I don't think that women COs need to be working in male prisons. I don't think that there need to be any female police officers unless they're called to the scene to search a female suspect that has been arrested. Because, like, you see female cops trying to stop a grown man from doing something in the mall. And they can't even, they falling over each other trying to get the cuffs on him. It's like, what are y'all? There's nothing that y'all can do with this grown-ass, big-ass, strong man right now. So how you feel about female soldiers? I think that they don't need to be on the front lines.

I think that they need to be, you know, obviously they can be of service somewhere in the armed forces. But to send women out on the front lines is crazy. Like, why would you send women on the front lines of a war? Like, that don't even make sense to me. They'd be acting like they went back. Is she nice with the blick? Even if she is. Let her guard the fucking, the ammo or something.

Like, the ammo cage, the ammo locker. Let them guard that, let them guard the hospitals or something. Like, they don't need to be in the woods. Like, when you watched, what's my favorite movie, Mark Wahlberg? Survivor? Nah, a loan. So you was about some. Lone survivor.

Long survivor. you can't have no women they didn't have no women out there with them yeah but you saw what happened to her right she held it down but like this is what I'm saying like women to me when I see like women police officers like female police officers and they're trying to arrest like a grown man

it's like just look at the tape they end up falling over each other dropping it walkie-talkie that happens sometimes I also see plenty of grown men men trying to arrest a grown man and get his asswood. Well, they need, they need their asswood. If you're a grown man, if you're a male police officer and you with your partner, he's a man and y'all can't take down one male suspect, y'all need to hit the gym a little more.

Women, I think they should be called to the scene. Some niggas ain't going. Some niggas ain't going to two people. Like, what? Some niggas ain't going for that. Yeah, but now imagine if it's two female police officers, too, it's two women cops. But they be having guns, though. Yeah, but you can't just draw your gun for no reason.

this is America. Yes, you can. No, no, no, no. That's crazy. But then if that happens, that's a problem. Now we had another problem. If you have two female police officers and they can't, like, subdue a suspect, a man, and they just automatically pull a gun out and shoot him, that's a problem.

Especially if he doesn't have a weapon. Just because he's too strong and y'all can't get the cuffs on them, that means shoot him? Men do that all? You're about to have mad female police ready to shoot the five with you. I'm saying that they shouldn't be. No, no, no. That's what they're going to be ready to do. They're going to have bad females.

I'm not saying that they're not of service. I'm saying that they should not be, it shouldn't be, if you was a cop, Demaris, it shouldn't be you and your home girl, your police officer and y'all patrolling outside the projects together, like by yourself. But very, very rarely do they partner two female officers. That does not happen to my female officers. They do. They do, but they partner female.

They partner female officers with male officers. No, they do. But I'm just saying you see a lot of, like, officers like two women walking, patrolling the streets together. I seen baddie patrol the other day. They came through. Baddy patrol? Yes.

Both of them was bad as a mother. I was like, damn. But them niggas wasn't fighting like high crime. They would send up their patrol in the subway. They was in the cruiser. They was in the subway. They were in like the truck, like the blue and white like truck shit didn't like in the van. Not the van, but you know the other shit they got.

Like the SUV type shit. If they drive. See, I don't know, man. I just feel like if you're a female officer, you should be called to the scene. If a female suspect has been, you know, place in the cuff, she needs to be searched. Other than that, where they go. Transport her to the prison, things like that.

But having two female cops patrolling the projects at night walking around, like, to me, that's just dangerous. It's like, all right. So what they're going to do now if this dude that's not armed, but he over here, he got he over here knocking somebody out and y'all got to try to rescue. He on dust. He dust it out. What they're going to do?

And not saying the men can't, but I'm just saying it's like, it's a better fight if it's male cops there at the scene then like you see the videos I'd be like yo bro they fall in there they can't do nothing with this man so let's write a list to all the things that mall don't think women should do they shouldn't fight in wars

now y'all laughed at me when I said women shouldn't be picking up women Uber drivers shouldn't be picking up male passengers and they they made an app where women can prefer just women passages y'all laughed at me for that one but that's the real thing why would a woman be picking up a strange man

at 10, 11 o'clock at night as an Uber driver. How was that considered safe? Just because I got a camera. You see who I am and I called the call. I can still take this lady and put a gun to her head and keep driving, take her to the woods. Not saying it can't happen to a male as well.

But if you call an Uber and you got the gun on you and you decide that you want to do, you were going to do that to the male or the female. You were going to rob whoever was in the car. You're right. That's what I'm saying. So in any case, yes, it's. But it could go further than the robbery.

with the lady though. This is what I'm saying. And chances are it's not going to go further than... And it's happened. We've seen it happen. You know what I'm saying? Like it could go far like he could down the dude. And I'm saying, but like a nigga could get nasty with the lady is what he's saying.

This is what I'm saying. It's just not safe. But then y'all laughed at me, but then the app came out and women drivers can only select female passages. No, it's women passengers can have all female drivers. The female drivers can have whoever they want. Because I said that too. I said, as a woman at night, you might.

and I feel comfortable with a man picking you up. You should be able to request a female driver. So, yeah, both ways. But also, if I'm a woman and I'm working for Uber or something, that shit is discrimination, man. If niggas would have did that, ladies would have had a fit. What you mean? Just if, you know, yo, just niggers only.

Anything niggas only, ladies, I have a fit over that. No, I'm just for the safety of a female driver. I understand, but I'm just saying, that's discrimination. That's not discrimination. It's preference, though. It's not like it's an app where it's like, yo, we only picking up. That's discrimination. But if in my preference, I can be like, yo, I only prefer as a woman.

I only want a female driver to pick me up. That's not discrimination. It's not discrimination. No. I don't think you could fight out of front lines. Women can't drive. I don't think women should be sent to the front line. I'm not saying you can't drive.

Huh? No, I'm not women that could drive. I'm saying they shouldn't be picking up male, strange male passengers. Like, I know. I know some women that could drive. I know some women. No, for real. I know some women that drive really well.

Yeah, my own honey, get busy. No, I'm not saying But I know some men that can drive So I'm not saying that only men can drive No, I'm just saying I know I would never say that women can't drive Because I know women that can drive really well But yeah, women shouldn't be sent to the front line

What else shouldn't women do, ma'am, please? Women shouldn't be sent to the front lines Okay, that's no war I don't do with y'clock Women shouldn't be front lines, women shouldn't be cops, women shouldn't be driving No, I don't see, you see how fast you're trying to change what I said?

I never said women shouldn't be cops They shouldn't patrol the neighbors though I said women should not be It shouldn't be two female officers Together patroling the projects Okay. That's insane to me. So it could be a woman and a man. It's fine. That's fine. Okay. I'm not mad at that.

Okay. But having just two women walking around a neighbor, like, what do you? I agree. I think that that, if you phrase it like that, I agree. But what you also said, what you originally started off and saying, I don't think women should be police officers, like, unless they was just coming like to search the woman if a woman need to be searched. That was your first statement. C. O's, see, women's C. Women's C. Should definitely not be working in the, uh, who was zipping them fuck? If they not, if the women's COs ain't working in the... What? That's crazy than anything I said. It was a joke.

What she just said? Yeah, I was not a... I was being sarcastic. It was a joke. I just read that. It was a joke. You met what you said. I was joking.

But that's reality. Like, that's... I don't think women... Like what Zip said, the COs, she was talking to the male inmate. She maced them. Maced him.

He stopped popping up, broke her jaw, knows all kinds of shit. Stunked out. Not saying on the women of jail, a woman can't bring. your joy on your nose but i'm just saying it's a little you know i mean it's a little easy to kind of maneuver the facility when it's just women and women what jail do they got three guards for 88 people yeah i know that's crazy um at the north carolina the bertie martin regional detention center in

north carolina five o'clock in the morning the inmates started um rioting few inmates overpowered two of the three guards and took control of the facility the third guard escaped the jail and fled while the other the two guards are taking hostage. Oh, he ain't even, he ain't even go down with him. Three guards for 88 inmates? That's insane. Nah, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's about right. That's, that's about right.

Up north, up north and Attica, they move like 40 at a time. So one, one police for like 40 dudes. And then, and then you're in a crib. It'd be 60 people in a crib and one police. So, like in the mediums, in the mediums, you be in the dorm. area, 60 dorms in there, and one police. So 88 for three is not. So at any given time, if we put together an elaborate plan, we can take over the prisoners.

Castro said that shit a long time ago. Somebody asked Castro, Fidel Castro, rest of the piece. Somebody asked them, they was like, yo, how do you feel about the, the oppression that the inmates is going through in America? And he thought about that. He was like, you know, how many people they got in jail over there? and they said something like almost two million he said how many guards do they got

anyway said whatever another that's not oppression man yeah so that sound like like he wasn't trying to hear that shit that I'm saying like that's not oppression man like he said

if it's two million of y'all and 80,000 of them or 100,000 of them what's the issue here? Zip I've been meaning to talk to you we got to have a conversation Oh shit. I was gonna- What happened, baby Dee?

I was gonna come to go out first. I was gonna talk to your management first. You know what I'm saying? But since I have you right here, you gotta stop cussing out the commenters and telling them to eat a dick. Nah, fuck that. Yeah, I'm throwing franks, man.

You can say something to me. Because first of all, if you don't like something on the internet, you could just do this, and that's it disappears. Scroll, you sat there, hit the keyboard, made it pop up,

typed some shit, maybe messed up, went back, changed it. all to be doing some hating shit suck my nuts I hear you eat a dick so that makes you mad

I bet you that made you mad I was like fantastic with love when she said he was right where he needed to be bummed you bum and fuck you you bum bitch right That's right she said I was right where I needed to be Okay but zip

I was right where I needed to be Fuck you you bum bitch Zip zip zip zip zip zip zip zip Zip Zip Zip I don't see this is where self-awareness and accountability comes in as adults, right? Yeah. You were in jail for murder, right?

Everybody's innocent. We know you ain't doing it. You was in jail for murder. And then said, I wish I was out so I would have committed, because I would have committed more crime in people's time of, like, despair. You know, just playing devil's advocate. So some people. So some people.

You are criminal that wishes you would have been out of jail to do it. more criminal shit. Her saying he was right where he belonged. I don't think she's a bum bitch for that. I think she's making a fair observation. We love you and we're happy that you're free. But you said you would have been out committing more crime. Are you happy that you free?

All right. So like I said on another episode, slavery nor voluntary servitude shall exist in the United States unless one has been duly convicted of a felony. Now, some people who did a whole lot of robbing and stealing and killing made that law.

Right. Right? And now they're going for doing the same shit you did to become very prosperous in this world. Right. You're going to put me, you're going to make me a slave again. And you think that's why I needed to be? Eat a dick. And you see what I told him? Eat a southern fried wee wee.

That was fire. I clicked all this shit. I heard him. Country nigger. Eat a southern fried wee, nigga. Smother that is some gravy or something, nigga. Yeah. I'll be playing that.

Okay. So some people, you know, this is a comedy podcast. So the majority of the people who comment. are joking. Like, I ain't, that wasn't funny? No. A Southern frown wee-wee wasn't funny? I laugh.

Everybody's laughing at that. I'm just saying I laugh. I laugh. I'm going to just say I laugh. Southern. All right. What about this one right here? I did bad?

First of all, I said all the police was in Manhattan, so clearly I would have been somewhere else, but nobody probably called you smart in your life. But you don't got to, you falling into the trap I used to fall into. Like these people are joking. They're engaged with the show. It's not personal. No, no, no. Scroll up.

She wasn't joking. What she said? When I said that. or she says it was his destiny to be in me. This man would have had had, what was it, anthrax, people got sick breathing in the breeze, and he wished he was there. And so this is why I say she's not smart.

Anthrax was some shit they was putting in mail. Mailing it to people and all life. I would have called anthrax down there at 9-11. You, I was nice to her. You were. Nobody probably, I didn't call her bitch. I didn't call her bitch. I didn't call her nothing. You didn't.

But all, okay, if you want to respond, respond, just please don't call our female listeners, bitches because they're commenting on the episode. That's all. That's all. Look at this. This man couldn't spell the word rehabilitation to save the universe.

I went to Cornell. Now, I bought Dick. Respectfully, I went to Cornell. How about you? You're trying to disrespect me. Hop off my dick. Wait, you went to Cornell in jail? Yeah.

They like offer Cornell in jail. Right. Let's get to that. I did that. Warren Buffett sister kiss me on the cheek before at all. I said, I heard about you. You got a smart. Like, I'm all right.

Word of muller. The sunshine lady. You said Warren Buffett's sister? Yeah, Warren Buffett's sister, who is it? I was trying to get a little. They was like, there you go right there. I was like, oh, my gosh. The thing is, the marriage, people think because you incarcerated, you're just a criminal, a stupid criminal.

And that's just the, you know, the connotation that comes with being incarcerated. There are some very educated people that are incarcerated. You may be we all, because here's the thing, baby, Dee. We all only one decision away from being incarcerated. The smartest person in the world is one decision away from being incarcerated. So if you have somebody like Zip who is educated, did he make bad decisions in his 20s? Which one of us didn't? Some of us got incarcerated for our decisions.

Some of us didn't. Right. He got incarcerated for his. That don't mean he's a lifetime criminal. That don't mean he's ignorant. That don't mean he's not educated. Now, you didn't know he went to Cornell. It's niggas that when Zip was locked up

In the free world They never went to Cornell They never even They don't even know where Cornell Niggins ain't go to BMCC Niggas ain't go nowhere Niggas niggas niggas niggas ain't got GED Yeah

So this is this what I'm saying Just because you locked up Because people love to make that connotation Just because you locked up You're a criminal, you stupid, you ignorant That's not what it So when people say you was right where you needed to be Because of a decision that I made

we all only one decision away from being incarcerated. So that's why you, so I understand. I'm only wildly and all people that's like trying to disrespect me, though. Like, it's mad. It's other people saying funny shit, but I don't really be, I'm saying. Like, but you tell me, like, I belong in jail. Like, I don't like that shit. Right.

Fuck out of it. And I understand it. I understand it. Now, if Zip was some crazy, nasty criminal, it's like, all right, bro, get out of here. He wouldn't even be here. Right. He wouldn't even be here. But he made a decision in his 20s, like, a lot of,

of my other friends that I know. That don't mean he a bad person. That don't mean he's an ignorant person or he's not educated. He's not smart. But he is a criminal. And that's okay. We all have done. That was all my.

That was my only point is I understand if people are, I don't want to see Zip locked up. I'm so happy Zip is free. I tell Zip, you know, I tell you like once a week. I'm happy you free, right? I love when you out with us enjoying life, make it up for them 20 years you miss. But baby, if you're saying that you, while you was in jail, you wish you would have more opportunity to commit crime, they're like, oh, this nigg is a lifelong. I'm not mad at somebody thinking of that.

That's all. Now you got to understand that part. I don't have to understand that. I don't got to jack. You know how niggas be like, yo, listen, yo, you know how he'd be like, yo, that's a civilian nigga town?

I don't know. I don't subscribe to that. You don't hear me saying that. Mind your fucking business. That's how I grew up. The old ladies, they ain't tell on niggins like that. They watched it. They looked out their window.

They saw it. When the police pulled up, they sat back, close them curtains, and that's that. Mind your business. You what you're telling for. But they ain't telling, baby, you telling. What you mean? You telling your own business.

Like, nobody is telling you telling your own business. Oh, no, no, I only talk about shit that I went to jail for. I would never, I don't be on the internet talking about nothing. I ain't go to jail for. I don't do that. So. So I'm definitely not telling. I'm just saying, when I'm talking about some shit that I already did,

that's not time. I'm talking about, like, we're talking about, snitching. They'll say that if you're a civilian, that you can't be a rat or snitch because you're a civilian. You pay taxes. But I don't, I don't subscribe to that. Fuck out of your mind your business. You think you could just tell a police on me. I'm selling crack. You could just tell on me. You'll see me rob somebody over there. You could call a police. Oh, he ran back. Wait. You rat bastard. I ain't going for that. Oh, he's not a, he's not in the street. I don't, I don't subscribe to that. No real street nigger do. There's a lot of shit that being movies,

on the internet people think, oh, yo, the streets, man, and the streets is no women, no kids. Nika, that's some movie shit, nigga, you know how many houses they found bodies in the whole family? Right. That's how I really go out of here, nigga. Fuck out of you.

You're talking about something. No women, no kids. That's why us civilians snitch on y'all asses and lock y'all up. See? You see? You can't see the very side. And that's why sometimes a niggas say,

you know what? Leave them right there. Southern frog? Yeah, Southern frog. Yeah, Southern frog. Yeah. Speaking of our community and the things that plague it

I like this community I'm not gonna lie I like it though It's a lot of engagement It's cool Like they It's some of them in there that talk It's like a new community for me

I'm saying Yeah no I'm used to deal with like It's a whole new algorithm It's kind of like A little nerdish for me You know what I'm saying But it works though

I like it Yeah it works You know what I get to like Yeah Tell them because I was the Cornell Yeah You fucking nerd You win

That's the response See I like that type of shit Yeah Yo yo you dumb You ignorant went to Cornell. I bet they didn't respond to that. No, he didn't say nothing. Yeah, what did he say? They're like, now they ain't got a lot problem. Because I'm like, well, yeah, you ain't had shit else to do. Like, you know what I'm saying? But you had mad shit to do. You went to Cornell?

That would be my response. Right. Right. You had mad. Time to do shit. Where you went? I just get to talking GPAs and shit. Like, we could do all. Yeah. Yeah. What was the GPA? And I don't remember. I don't remember. I'm going to save that for somebody. He's a degree. I'm a say that for somebody. Wait, did you graduate or? No, I ain't graduate. Oh, you just like took a class. I was trying to boom spots. I go to college and this spot. Stay there for 10 months, put a transfer of education to try to get to the city.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was up north. He was hustling to education. Yeah. Yeah. Try to get the, they got to educate. They got a college down there?

Yeah. I know, listen, I need to go to that jail. Yeah. Close in my family and all of that. As soon as I get there. Fuck this. Ooh, shit. You can't brag about going to court now, nigga.

Why not? Why? He's still wet. Fuck you mean? If you Google my shit right now, then some Cornel should have pop up at all. I can't tell me, I can't brag about that. That shit is on Google.

Straight up. My government name called some Cornell shit pop up. Yeah, respectfully. I don't get a fuck. Word up. And I got credit. And I got the credits. Yeah.

Yeah, you went. You got the credits. Why that don't mean? Why I can't take those somewhere? What was the class? I took genetics. I took, um, playing Breed in 251 to be exact. I took autobiography as a genre.

I took mad shit. I took so much shit in there. Writing as, I did so much shit, man. I know that autobiography as a genre. That was one of the most boring. The bitch had us read some shit about Augustine. That nigga wrote the first autobiography, son. Augustine, that nigga was the most boring this nigga in the word.

Then she made us read fucking facts. The Mary Shelley shit. Oh, my God. You read that before? No. Anybody had to read that in here? No. You read that?

Is that the most bored? You never read it? Oh, my gosh. That niggas a nigger. First of all, they violated Frankenstein in the movies. Yeah. That is not Frankenstein, holy. Frankenstein is the illest nigginess.

Whatever Frankenstein. I like that, that Frankenstein. I'm talking about the big doofy Frankenstein that you see in the world. The one on Netflix. That ain't who Mary Shelley fucking wrote about, nigga. The newest one on Netflix, I think was the best friend.

Mary Shelley had that big nigga moving through the forest the way she was describing that shit. That nigga was moving like a bird. That nigga was flowing. I was like, I was reading that shit. I was like, damn, this thing is ill. Like, he covering mad ground.

You crazy? That one, yeah. But that's not even the cover. I had a bullshit cover. That shit was like gray and perfect. Damn, now they gave you the first edition. Yes. Some shit.

Like them bullshit, I don't know. She had us read that shit. Then she had us read some shit from Augustine. Augustine was talking about the fucking children is evil. That's why they be crying and all. And I was like, this nigga is. Yo, Zip. Yeah, that's Augustine.

This nigga, right. Augustine, he wrote the first autobiography. All right. So Zip is educated. I took genetics, nigger. I know about the DNA shit and all of that. Oh, that thing was trying to get out. He's trying to get his,

his DNA evidence don't. I had no DNA evidence in my shit, but I just wanted to know some shit. I was trying to figure out, like, was certain shit hereditary? And I already knew it was, but I wanted to know if that shit was like hereditary and humans,

I'm saying? Like aggression and shit like that. And they told me it was. That aggression is hereditary? Yes. That's interesting. Yeah, that makes sense. I can see that, though.

Other animals, though, like pit bulls. Yeah, 100%. Like, that's how I'm saying. I knew it already. Like, the tough dog sell for the most. Yeah. Like, you know he's going to scratch yourself for more than one that you know ain't going to scratch. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? That's a fact. Yeah, look at Ryan looking up his, uh, yes, aggression is partially. Damn, I wonder if being pussy is genetic. It is. It is. It is. If aggression is genetic, your pops is pussy chances are all you is too.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, male patterned boldness. I learned that that shit come from your mother. Male patterned boldness? Yeah, that shit is located on the X chromosome. So, yeah. If your father would have gave you that, you would have been a bitch. if my father would have gave me a X chromosome you would have been a bitch

for sure guarantee no debate okay yeah that's like yeah that's like you know X Y is boy X X X is girl like the male determines the sex of the child like if he shoot a X is gonna be a girl

if he shoot a Y is gonna be a boy that's like you can have five kids with the same nigga and he give you all boys you're not gonna have that girl so you go cheat that's not necessarily true no baby D

baby D we just took that baby D yeah to the son to the slums. Baby Dway you just made a left at. I'm just saying that's like if you like when when couples are trying and trying and trying for a kid and it's like, yo, I want a girl so bad. I want a girl. So like we keep trying for a girl. It's like that niggas probably isn't going to give you a girl. He keep throwing them wise at you. You got to go get your ex from another nigga.

I'm just. Yeah, ex. Like your ex and Y crime was. I don't remember how the gametees and all that shit. I remember the like terminology. I don't remember exactly how I work. But it's like a 50-50 shot from a nigga every trip. So like me and my sister, twins obviously male, female. Y'all are a fraternal, right? Fraternal. Mm-hmm. How does that work?

So it was two eggs in there. Right. And when the son did this thing, all of them niggins running around, one Y went here, or X went there. Okay. Interesting. That's an interesting way to put it, but yeah, it's about right. But fraternal twins also are, tend to be genetic.

Identical twins is not genetic. That's purely identical twins can only have it. Yeah, that's the ex. The egg split. That's not two different eggs. See, like the yust shit is two different, completely different eggs. Like the oven, the identical niggas, they should split or something like that. So that's just a freak accident that happens.

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Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, well, that's good to know. Speaking of freak accidents, in there I re-hopped on threads and commented about young Miami's spin that.

Where all are Commentator said people should boycott the single. India says, what does she say? I'm calling for a boycott, a young Miami song, Spin that. I believe it's degrading to our culture.

But no, Indiari didn't say this. Oh, no. Comitist said she was calling for a boycott. And then Indiari commented, I spent my entire adult life caring way too much because I finally learned that not everybody cares with a capital C and explaining it to them.

is not going to make them care. Everything you listen to, everything you listen to see or eat is going to influence you. True. So make wise choices, y'all. So I got some suggestions. Where is she calling for a boycott?

Okay, so then she says, the mass acceptance of this song itself is a crystal clear sign of the bigger problem. I finally realized that not everybody wants to get free and it was a very rude awakening. Can I speak to this?

So let's clear that up. She didn't call for a boycott. Somebody else called for a boycott. She supported it and said... She's supporting the boycott. She commented on it. She supports the boycott. Okay, so she's going to...

So, so, so, so let's make a post and say, we think they should take down Denzel's movies when he was acting bad in the movies. Training Day where he won the Oscar, take that down. He should get that back because we're kind of exempt. With Holly Berry, letting that man cracker like that on screen,

she did that Oscar back. We should be boycotting all of this. Power, the whole power universe. Let's get rid of the whole power universe. We get rid of the old. of this stuff, everything, everything, everything that has like up into this point, we can go back and say, we can nitpick with like, yo, best she ain't going to get to talk about let's boycott Denzel Washington for this man on fire shit.

She ain't going to never say nothing like that of her mouth. Right. But it's boycott young Miami though. I mean, it's some ignorant shit. Scamming, man, that's an ignorant shit. But this is my thing, though. If we, if we talk about crime in the list of crimes and the list of crimes that are wrapped about in hip hop.

Right? From drug dealing, pimping, drug using, rape, murder, all of these things, stealing,

killing your own. Miami rapping about stealing from major conglomerates or scamming banks. That's where we draw the line. She never had a song as big.

She's mad. She had a big song, Bram, okay. I remember that. That was like 2000. It's been a while. She never had a song

is big. Everywhere you go, you hear Young Miami shit. Everywhere you went, you did not hear in the Irish and you heard that shit in little speak-easies and places like that. But that shit wasn't a little speak-esies and places, little nasty juke joints and shit like that. Young Miami shit

is popping in. She had the Knicks parade with that. Yeah, her name is Miami. Young Miami, and she at the New York Knicks parade with this song. Like, knock it off. Whoever called it for a boycott of that song, go first get all of that Dizzeh, Washington, and shit. and that Holly Berry shit from off the internet.

We don't want to see none of that no more. That booty-call shit, but niggas chasing ass all day. We don't want to see none of that. Now, I agree with what you're saying. But the young lady says, I'm calling for a boycott young man's song. I believe it's degrading to our culture.

At some point, we have to take seriously a power. Music has over our perception and the values it reinforces. This can't be the song of the summer. Well, it is. Listen, I understand. And to her point, when she's making, understand what she's saying music does have power has influence over us over our culture absolutely

does words have power words can be spells it can put people in trances and we say all the time we listen to something we get into a certain mood we listen to music when we want to get into a certain zone so obviously we know the effects that music has over us I just don't know if this is the fight we need to start on though like this is the this is the battle right here this record like it's like it's mad of the songs we could have started with me we can't start with the entirety of hip hop. Yeah. Like the entire.

Now, I love hip hop for what it's done. I love it for the amount of lives it has impacted positively, the amount of jobs it has created for millions of people around the world. Got to get rid of everything that ain't Chuck D, man. Yeah, but if you... That's it, man. If we're going to do that. If we're going to do that, if we're going to start boycotting a young Miami.

And I understand what Andy is saying. I understand what these other young lady is saying about... Yeah, but I mean... Sometimes people like hearing that ignorant shit. They want to hear something positive. They read a book. You go watch a documentary on that. Sometimes when you listen to music, you ain't listening to music like you are no library.

You know what I mean? Yes, because at the end of the day, it should all be entertainment. Yeah. And, you know. Nobody say nothing about movies, bro. The movies, nobody complain about the shit that go on in movies. It's like, and you know why I feel like that is? Because black people don't be eating off of the movies.

Like how they be eating off of him? Hip-hop. Because, like, even though, like, some other people really control the hip-hop, that's our shit. That's our culture. That's our shit. Yeah. And they always blame our culture for some shit. But the movies, Hove said Scarface the movie did more than Scarface the rap.

Me too. Yeah. Halloween falling on the weekend and all of that shit. That ain't had no comparison to me watching Scarface count up all of that money, homie. There was no comparison. Yeah. Nobody says boycott Hollywood. Oh, we need to bend.

No, I never heard that shit. Until we start saying that shit, I don't want to hear nothing, man. Talk that shit, Zip. Me personally, I feel like, because she isn't the only person. The reason why I'm so defensive of this is like, damn, y'am, y'all making me defend you on Miami. The reason I'm so defensive over this is because it's not, why is it just this Miami shit? Like, she's not even saying anything that bad.

It's because she's a woman. I'm sorry, I can't, it's because she a black woman That's the only thing I could think of Because why this song? Why this? I'm saying, she's telling them the, she's telling people Break the Luss. I mean, she ain't even telling them to break.

She's just asking where they at. Exactly. She just said, where you're at? We're at. Spend some money. She didn't even say, she didn't just say like, we're all the scamming ass men at. She said like, nah, we're all the stealing ass bitches at.

Like, we spending other people money. Fuck it. It's a party song. I like ignorant music, man. Uncle Murder. I used to listen to that Uncle Murder shit so much. man, people used to be mad at me for that. I like, I like,

ignorant shit, man. And this, like, it's, I just feel like it's way more ignorant shit than this. And it gives the same thing, like when people were complaining about WOP. All the shit that goes on in music, why whenever it's a fucking woman

saying some nasty shit? It's, oh my God, the uproar. But these niggas rap about murdering each other, and they don't even be fake rapping about murder. These niggas be rapping about people. They actually murder. They actually killed this person, this person, this person. Top of the charts.

Yeah, we know they'd be cabin about that Wobb too. we know it ain't that way. I'm glad you, I'm glad you said that. I'm glad you said that. I'm saying, them d'nick's talking about real murders and this bitch is lying.

Talking about that shit, wet is the ocean. That should be needing assistance. That should be needing assistance. Who posted why? That you, that you fucked. Then he was like,

now bitch, you lying. Like, I feel like this song, it's so personal of you. I'm saying, I tell my niggas, I tell my niggas,

is she bad? I'm telling my niggas, but I don't just be kissing and telling her like that. We appreciate. We appreciate, man, like you. I tell my niggas, though, that was, that shit was five. I tell my niggas.

You do? But I don't feel like you should do. I had a conversation with, you know, a previous partner about that. And he was like, you know, I don't tell them how good some shit is because, like, what if I, like, wife you and now, like, my niggas know my girl got fired about. Clearly, she has some box. Clearly, she got that snobper. She's still around.

Yeah, niggas know how you give it up. But, no, I'm saying, I mean, you won't get graphic. Like, I don't never. do that. Like, I never do that. Like, oh, yo, she put a leg over here. Yeah, I ain't, I ain't doing all that. Ommy, you knock it and find out what's going on with that. Now, I'll be honest. Yeah, it's some grease, nigga, that's it. That's my...

She's shit, grease. Some grease. Yeah, she grease. Up us, um, in Syracuse, they call it duck sauce. Ducks sauce? I like that. I like duck sauce. She got the ducks sauce. Yeah, that's a nice one. Shout out to the three, one. Five.

for that. Egg. Duck sauce. I'm using that. Yeah, we're not banned in Young Miami though. We're not band in that record. No, we ain't jagging that.

Song of the summer and my shit just hit 25 on the top 100. Shout out to Young Miami, man. It's her highest chart and song. Shout out to her. She got a lot of energy behind that record right now.

She ain't even no great song is just catchy as fun. You know what I mean? When I say great song being like for her. That's part of making a great song. I've seen somebody mad Lisa Ray was dancing to the song.

Like, oh, she needs to sit her old ass down and all that. She probably do. but so what? But I don't understand that. What is it with? Like, why older women like, oh, you need to sit down?

Mind you, she didn't have, she had a full, she was fully covered. She had a bathing suit on, but she had a cover up. It was a full body bathing suit. She wasn't shaking ass twerking. She was just bopping.

Yeah. As far as our coaching concern, she was covered up. Yeah. Like, as far as our coaches as far as our coach ago, she definitely was covered up.

You can't, like, you can't even bop when you older now. Like, you can't, it's like y'all want older people to do nothing. I just think that people would just always

They were trying to kill her for that. Why they were trying to kill her for this? I don't know, man. Mind you, she's just doing a little TikTok dance that go with it. Like, why old people got a, and she's not even fucking old? Like. She's kind of old. She's not that far from you, Nick.

I heard her say she was old before. Old is subjective. How old is Lisa Ray Ryan? 55. 55. He's a type of an Issa Ray. Lisa. Lisa.

Lisa Ray got to be 55. 54. How old are you? 45. She got nine years on you That's a lot I don't need That's not even the

When I'm nine She's 18 Ryan looked at That's a lot Ryan looked up A whole different Lisa He looked up Issa

Issa Ray I don't know who he looked That was not The Lisa Ray We're talking about But she might be Around the same age She might be

58 That's the one Fifty eight Oh wow She looks She looks She was Yeah

She always looked It good though And you knew She was gonna look Like this When she was doming Yeah Yeah

You knew When she gets She'd be bad That's what She'd be saying When she's She was gonna be bad someone yeah who else you looked at when they were like who else do you think like

when they get older they're gonna be bad um uh what's her name what's her name it it it turned out too the little the young joint i kind of like grew up with her what's her name man Dakota fanning no the Rudy Rudy Rudy still look kind of young but not her the other girl man she like flex flex flex was her father on the show oh Kyla Pratt from uh you could tell when she was little kala Pratt yeah i don't know She was in love. Yeah, she was in love of basketball. Yeah, she was little.

She played a young. You could tell, like she's 40, she's 40 years old. She don't look 40 years old. Yeah. You could tell, though, like, when she was young, that when she got older, she was going to be like that. Always a pretty girl. Ma, who do you think?

When you saw them young, you knew that was going to look good old. And when we say young, we mean, like, in your 20s, like, not, like, not young girls. Clouette. Ortiz. You thought she was going to always look young? Absolutely. Absolutely.

Does she still look young? Clotette? Christina Millie Young. Another one. Karuchi still looks great for her age, too. How old is Karachi? She's not 40 yet, is she? I don't think Karachi is 40.

Cassie got to be about 40 now, right? Still looks amazing. Now, Cassie ain't 40. Cassie got to be about 40. Carucci's 38. Cassie's not 40. Cassie might be just, she might have just hit 35. Cassie?

No, bro. Cassie? Oh, she is 39. She'll be 40 this year. Wow. Yeah, time is fine. The bad is getting older. Cassie will be 40?

Wow Lisa Ray is 60s 58 Jennifer Lopez Oh yeah Always My bitch She's never gonna let herself

Fall off Always Yeah yeah Yeah Yeah She said Lauren Hill She does She kind of looked

She kind of looked the same Yeah She kind of looked the same Yeah She's eating She eating right Eating clean fruits and shit

Water That'll do it Dirt Yeah that'll do it The age is you Is what you Eat and how you Living

That's what Put that age That's with them years on you. Yeah, Lauren still look good. That Grammy picture of Lauren is like iconic though. Like that picture with a hair out. Like that's that picture. I might have had that poster in my locket in high school.

I might have had that poster. Do you see Jimmy at the BD was? You had sent me to a video of him getting into it with security while I think Max and French was performing. But I don't know what was that about? What was the cause of that? I just seen Jimmy telling that nigga, yo, get the, get the, fuck away from me or something like that. Yeah, but I want to know why, though.

Why he was on stage, though. Like, with French and him and Max B on stage, it looked like security trying to put him out the joint. Yeah, I just don't understand that. Like, what's the, what's the cause of that? Like, was Jim, it only like he was being unruly, like him, Mano.

Not Mayno even though it was just, yeah, Mano with the, over the glasses peak, trying to calm Jim down. Like, you know. It was a funny digger, man. Yeah, I just don't know the significance of. Dave, he's looking like he's not with him. Yeah, Dave don't want to get kicked out. Dave's looking like, you know.

Dave looking like my man, too. Yeah, yeah, y'all. Don't kick all of us out. Word. Yeah, I just don't know why, what's the significant to that of, you know, security approaching Jim. He had the weed in the air, so I told him put the weed out or something. Was he trying to have his little mama moment or?

Nah, Jim ain't doing that. Jim, Jim, Jim. Well, going to stay? No, he ain't doing it. Nah, he wouldn't do that. Because Jim and French is cool. They squashed their thing. You know what I'm saying?

So he wouldn't, he would, that definitely is not happening. But I don't know why security would be approaching Jim in that moment. And again, it could have been maybe he was smoking weed or something, right? That's what I thought when I first seen it like he probably was smoking, like he probably was smoking. He always got a backwood with him. Yeah, so probably he was smoking and security was telling him either he had to put it out, he had to leave or something like that. But I don't think that it had any significant. The timing of it, while Max and French was on stage is just kind of.

It's hilarious. It's funny. But I don't think it had anything to do. Yeah, but I'm saying. Why are you trying to do this? Why these niggas is on stage? You got to be more culturally aware of what's going on. The fuck, nigga?

Yeah, because that could turn into something. Like, if what if these niggas really still had to smoke, imagine what they would have been saying. Yeah. Imagine what Max and French would have been saying if it still was on with the nakes. The niggas used to be hilarious on the internet. Yeah.

Beefing with them niggas. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I guess we got to wait for Jim to speak about exactly what happened in that moment, which I'm sure he will because obviously he has a podcast. But it was just interesting to see that clip. But, you know, happy that everything, you know, didn't, nothing turned up. Jim seemed like everything was cool after that. We didn't get any video or Jim tearing up the auditorium.

So we got to only assume that everything worked out. Zip, who did you take as your date to the BET Awards? Would you take me? Yeah. You would? I feel like we'll have math when we'd be talking about A lot. That's the fact. Locked it thrown out and stash somewhere. Put that in the purse.

I'll boof it. I got you. I bet. Boof and the grittona is crazy. It's the bottle open and clothes when you boofy. I was ill. Boofing the grittonah's crazy. I said, yo, put it in your bag. Yeah, I'm a boon.

Zip said put it in your purse. She said, no, I'm a boof it. I see. All right. That's how you feel it. The gritton on the booth is crazy. That ain't no regular. Look at that bottle.

Boothing that is crazy. The whole bottle is crazy. That's like a book. That's like boofing. That's like putting the camera up here. Like what you doing with that? I meant like you know, like you put a little. That's the way you were talking about.

The 50 mil. Where's that? Where is that with that top like that? Now that baby you can get the 50 mil. Yeah, you can boost that. Yeah, you can boost that. That ain't nothing. But that one, no, you're not.

We ain't doing that. Put that of your purse. Yeah, put that of your bag. And I can't carry a purse that's big enough to fit that big ass bottle. Yes, you can. And the, you got to have a bag to fit that. They're going to search it. Exactly.

I said Boof. I don't want to be the person. I ain't like, yo, ma'am, you can't bring the whole bottle of Gritona in the fucking place. Now, we're going to take that metal shit off and we're going to put the plastic

around it. Nah, you better off put that shit. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Nah, you got to put that shit in some, you know, the little travel size mouthwashers. Mm-hmm. You got to empty those out,

put the gritton on that. Because you could take mouthwash. Oh, yeah, just a mouthwash. I just want to make sure my breath. What's these shit's with the soda can't, with the soda bottle tops? That's the minis. the lagriton our minis

I used to In order to bring It was like the nips Remember the little nips In order to bring liquor Into like stadiums I have a hidden like liquor compartment

It's like in a sunscreen It looks like spray on sunscreen Yeah yeah yeah But it's a container Oh I'm giving out the sauce My bad That's on the yeah That's on the

They might not be on the sunscreen algorithm You're right I'm sorry You know what I'm saying Let's keep that And I feel like It's mad security

niggas that like listen to this podcast too so I'm sorry Let's keep that on the year mean You got 4th of July plans Being that we have it off Fourth of July plans A couple of couple of my homeboys Just having some cookouts this year

We said something in the chat like Around Christmas like Like yo listen man We eat a cookout niggas now We gotta be the niggas on the grill Like you know what I'm saying There ain't gonna be no cookouts Unless we eat the ones cooking out

So a couple of my homeboys Having some cookouts So I'm gonna stop by Check them out And you know Why you ain't grilling nigga You aren't Yeah, I ain't grilling, though

I might get on the grill a little bit But I don't like But they eat like steaks and all that And chicken and I'm not doing with that I like the good shit You don't go to tomorrow cook all this nigga I'm gonna hear me a fucking Stuff peppers

Yeah But it's stuffed with other vegetables Knit gonna hear me vegetables Stuffed with vegetables Nah I got the I got the um I got the vegan The vegan meat and everything I can put in there More vegetables

We cool That's why they don't let you grill Mushrooms and shit like yeah Shit fired up I gotta take y'all baby die I took you to a restaurant and you loved it so don't do that it was good I feel like you all what you eat now I'm saying so I'm a vegetable and you not know much yeah like that nigga look at me and said yeah yeah you're a cabbage patch ass nigga they say you all what you eat right yeah yeah that's a fact so I'm a vegetable yeah you got you got to eat some chicken every now and in a something I ain't that shit

a steak I can't eat that shit I seen I seen a butcher cut the can't a piece of a piece of a cow It was a big ass green bubble You ain't never seen the rotten fruit I'm not eating rotten fruit When I buy fruit I've seen the rotten fruit I'm not eating the rotten The rotten cat

Nicky you don't have been into an apple With a worm in it before You think I've been into an apple And saw the worm and kept eating out No you didn't see the worm but the worm in there And his eggs I never did that I never did that

Hell nah If y'all think that these bugs are not laying eggs in this fucking I'm not Where y'all think fruit flies from from? You think that I'm eating the apple and I'm chewing a worm and don't know that that ain't apple? No, I'm just saying you don't know that the larvae in there, but you fucking enough.

I'll be eating food. Let me tell you how crazy, like my palate is. I'll be eating food and I could tell when something is in the food that ain't there. And I spit out. The other day I did that, you know what it was? A eyelash. Oh my God. What was that?

In the crib? Yeah, I was in the crib. The eyelash was it? It was mine, obviously. Uh-huh. But I'm eating. I'm like, I could feel it on my tongue. One little thin of it?

One eyelash. I'll be able to feel it. How you could identify that? That's what kind of is. It's a texture thing. I knew it was something. I was like, this ain't when I'm, and I spit it out and was eyelash on it. I freak out.

But I mean, I was home, so I knew it was mine, obviously. Like, I wasn't at a restaurant so that. But yeah. I bit into a muffin. So if you think I could eat an apple and bite into a worm, it wouldn't know it. You're crazy. Bro, I bit into a muffin one time with maggots in it and didn't know. How was there maggots in your muffin?

Because it was a blueberry muffin, right? And it was like, you know how you buy the bluefin one. blueberry muffins and like it's in a plastic container, whatever. I had left out of town for like two days and didn't like close the container all the way. So a fly got into it, lay eggs, whatever. And I just been to the muffin. I'm on the phone talking with my home girls. I look at the muffin.

And they was moving? And that motherfucker was moving. All my sister heard was the phone drop and me like throwing up and gagging for like 10, 15 minutes. She was like, I was about to call the cops. I'm like, she's like, are you okay? Are you okay? Yo, never again High take

I haven't had a blue Fuck you I haven't had a blueberry muffin That shit You can't eat a blueberry muffin no more No, I can't do it I can't do it I can't do it

I have like PTSD I just gotta bust it open To look at it That's all It's like my thoughts I can't do it It's like you know When you see a bug

And suddenly you start Itching bug ain't even on you But you see a spider Or some shit You start And now for the rest of the day You're just itching You just like

Yeah Yeah I can't What you do for the fourth You're cooking out? I'm a girl I am going to visit some family down south. I'm just lay about a pool. Lay about it.

Nigs about some fireworks in the hood. That's what you're going to be doing? Oh, y'all want to talk about being a snitch. That's who I snitch on every year. Firework niggas? Every motherfucker. Not in New York City, but when I lived in Syracuse, because my dogs are terrified of fireworks.

So whenever... So on the fourth, you're calling police about fireworks? Yeah. Not going to say if it's the end of July and they're still doing that. That's different. On the fourth? If you have the fireworks where... where it's like you got the fireworks

that they be setting off over by, for the Macy's parade in front of my house in a residential neighborhood, I'm calling the cops. I'm not dealing with my motherfucking dog running around screaming, crying, yes the fuck I am,

I'll call the cops. Come get these niggas. They bust the fireworks. On the fourth? I'm a snitch. That's crazy. Why are you outside of somebody? That's a man, unpatriotic.

Oh, well, you all started to my crib with the meat as fireworks. They didn't see you to the front line. Oh, that's fine. That's mad patriotic you to be calling police on niggas. For busing fireworks on the four. On the fourth.

If it's the 24th, I'm with you. Like, all right, fam. Like, we, y'all should have been got rid of that pack y'all got. Yeah. They're going crazy up where I'm at now for the, for the World Cup. So they got a honey shot.

We got a honey shot roaming candle now. So if they would have had that when I was little. You would have been in jail? No, we just would have been having more fun. We used to shoot, we used to have shootouts with them shit. With the Romans? Yeah. We used to have shootouts and, wow.

Yeah. You know, some of them had to shoot the colors. Some would become red and yellow. and all that. Some of the shit come out with like, it made me bop. Yeah. We used to be chasing each other with them shit.

So you need that drum? Honey shots? Oh, my God. I would have been going crazy with that shit. Yeah, they were setting all crazy fireworks last night after the Mexico Ecuador game. After Mexico Ecuador, right? Oh, my God.

They was going crazy. I was like, dog. Like, I get it. Like, but this is like a bit much. That leading into July 4th and that's too much. But I was happy, though. That was a big one for next. In the next parade, it's too much.

And the next parade, it's too much. Too much fucking fireworks, bro. Yeah, they're about to have fun for the fourth. That's a lot of fireworks. Are you going to hold a sparkler? Am I going to hold a sparkler? Mm-hmm. Nah.

Will you hold a sparkler at my wedding when I'm walking? You know how like when they do the exit and like everybody holds the sparklers and a line over their head. Like, will you hold a sparkler? I never seen that at a wedding. Huh? Yeah. No, well, some people, some people throw rice. But like you can like.

So spark is not like we at the club? Yeah. Not like those type of sparkler. It's like the little. I'm going to be like this with the weed, baby. D. So light the weed up. That's fire.

I would be, I'm participating. No. No. So they got a whole sparklers up when y'all. Yeah, like they hold sparklers up. Everybody stands in a line. And you walk underneath it? And when you're walking out, like, it's like just.

That's dangerous though, because you got your head, that. Somebody weave might catch you on fire. That's how Michael Jackson two Pepsi. See, you don't want, you don't want that. You might as well just let me like that weed. Yeah. The sparkles. Pass it to you on the way, pass it.

Take that with you. Ain't no weed at my wedding. None? No weed at your wedding. No. Your pops are smoking weed at your wedding. No, he's not. You could go outside down the block and smoke, but anybody's smoking at my fucking.

Outside down the block. You're not smoking at my wedding venue, my niggas. Women in here with dresses and shit. Be a fucking gentleman. Yeah. Like, yo, don't wear that dress no more. Because when you wear that shit Karen dress, don't wear that dress no more, yo. Because if the yiddies was out, you wouldn't be talking like that.

No, I don't like that. You're not. Why would I? It's women here with dresses and shit, expensive cologne and perfume on. You want to smoke some stink-ass weed. Smoke that shit outside like a cigarette. I think that's fair Why you gotta have weed in my wedding

Than you like Somebody wedding before Draymond green and them Them rich niggas be doing that I can do that Fuck that I don't even fuck me I might not do that

Charles but Just because you got money Don't mean you have class At miles We need a whole big bowl With that All types of fire Mix it up

Yeah but see Damarra said that But then have hooka at her wedding That shit stinks Yo you think I would have hookah At my way You really think like I'm some like

You would have hook at your money I'm not having no fucking Huka at my wedding That's tab She has a hooka at her I'm not having no hookah at my way. That's so tacky. Now, edibles, if you want to take an edible, that's fine.

You can be high. I just don't want my wedding smelling like weed smoke. I feel like that's fair. You want to take edibles? If we're outside, that ain't going. You also smell weed. If the reception is outside, you ain't going, I mean, it ain't going to be like lingering. Well, my reception probably won't be outside or it'll probably be in a venue.

But even if it's outside. Oh, but you can't smoke a wedding venue. Even if it's, even if it's outside. Like, take that shit around a corner away from gas. I feel like if people don't want to smell weed smoke, that's like the same wait with cigarettes. If I'm not smoking... So if your husband smoke weed, he can't smoke weed at his reception? No, go around the corner.

I'm saying he can't smoke? The husband. He said the husband. Also, why would you want to be high at your wedding reception? Why would you want to be drunk at your wedding reception? It's the same shit. Most people... A drunk bride is a tacky bride. Being drunk is tacky. You could have a drink. I said your husband. You could smoke a joint.

You could smoke a joint. You can have a drink. You can smoke a joint. You can have a drink. It's a party. It's a reception. But I don't really be dating smokers like that. So I don't really come into that. I've never even thought about that. I don't really date me that smoke weed like that. Okay. Yeah.

But I just feel like just like just be classed. Like just be classy. No, I listen. I get it. At my wedding. Y'all can do whatever the fuck y'all want to do. More I want to wear Jordans and smoke weed at his wedding. Flet.

That's what he wanted to. We're going to be together forever. See the classy. The classy. The blues wards. We married seven months. Seven months. Like yo, we did all.

I spent all that money to go over here. This part of the world had to fly out. And y'all breaking up and before the year. I'm a lie. Everybody I know that I had a destination. Wedding did not last two years. That shit, that's what I'm saying. The bourgeoiss, a year and a half, 18 months.

And they ain't divorced. Go to my year. The house is mine. But the Jordan is the weed. The all you keep chicken's in there. Jordan 11th, the paddlers. Me and my groomsmen. Me and Shorty together forever.

Classics. Only the classics. We only doing the classics over here. Huh? A fit it? No, I'm not. Get the fuck out of it. I'm not wearing no fitting on my wedding there.

You crazy. Like that's too much. You wear a hat every other day but now at the wedding it's too much. Yeah, my wedding, I'm not wearing no hat. I might rock a turban. Fire. Nah, I mean?

Some shit with the, with the ruby right there. With fire and shit. Yeah, with the ruby right there. Look like the nitty. The nigga from Andy? Yeah, like an Indian nigga. Crazy like the Dravidian. That's how I look anyway when I get my mind.

We get a little tan, I start looking dravidian on them. I mean? Come through with the turban. Boom with the ruby. The Ruby is crazy. Jafar? Yeah. Check them out, though.

Look, look. That's just zip right. Yeah, just like that. I've never seen that nigga, but who is this nigga? That's Jafar from Aladdin. You see the nigga? I ain't never watched no fucking Aladdin. You ain't watched Aladdin?

Yeah, you got to watch it. What's your favorite children's movies? Um, I watch, um, that Ice Age shit. You even watch Ice Age with not Aladdin? Aladdin is more classic. So when this came out, I'm like young ripping and running. I've had, ain't had no shit time to sit. This one came out.

You was young, real young. I watched Ice Age and Dana Morrill. Oh, he was locked on. That shit was a facility movie. I was pissed off like these. Diggas put fucking cartoons on, nigga. He's just talking. That niggas put cartoons on your son where the mother.

Then I see the little nigga, this and shit like this in there. One of the little niggas, what a little min cat, niggas, it was like, I said, this shit is fine. He was dipping all if he threw the piece. I said, this shit is fine.

Word of them up. I watched that shit the whole weekend. Every time it came on. I fays just fire. What else? Um, yeah, that one came out 92.

Shit. Yeah, see, like 92, like 11 years old. $1. 2,000 and 2, baby. You can't read. O'Don.

Aladdin came on 92, yeah. Yeah. Aladdin came out 92. March 15th, O2, I was going crazy then, too, so. Toy Story. Yeah, Talk Story 5 just came out.

I never watched no Toy Story. What, it's five of those? How you ain't seen now? I've never seen none of those. I see, um, the jungle book, one of them jungle book joints. Another classic.

Yeah, toy story. You got to watch that. You got to watch Toy Story. That's like the one, like you gotta, like, I want my kids to watch Toy Story. Yeah. You like that.

Ice Age. Ice Age is dope. I like Ice Age. You're like Madagascar, too, I think. I think I, did I see Madagascar? I remember that. I don't know if I saw it, though. I want to go to Madagascar in real life, though.

Hell yeah. This lady was telling me yesterday, I was like, I never watched that shit, but I remember that. I remember that I never watched it. Another classic Madagascar. You said a lady. All these is Disney?

These nagers had so many fucking movies. Maul, you said a lady was telling you what about Madagascar? No, I was telling me she was, she was telling me to Madagascar. I was telling me to Bali. She's like, yeah, I've been there. She started telling me mad pictures and shit. A Bali?

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we got any voicemails? Yeah. You've got mail. Yo, what's good, everybody. So,

long story short, me and my best friend of like 10 years or so, just recently started dating. We dated back in the past, and we split up and just remained friends,

and we're just, like I said, she's my dog, you know? And then we just explored the possibilities of dating. We talked about it, and we're dating now. It's only been a couple days, but we went on a little, this barbecue, and things were cool, you know what I mean?

And we were, like, you know, affectionate, whatever, whatever. But then she messaged me to date, and she basically told me that, like, You know, it's, it kind of feels unsure and awkward on both ends, the affection and the intimacy part. And that's just basically because we didn't have a courting phase. You know what I mean? We just jump from being like best friends, no intimacy affection to boom, boyfriend, girlfriend, affection, intimacy. The big question you're probably asking is, have we slept together?

No, we haven't slept together in years. You know what I mean? So it's not there yet. I'm feeling all sorts of type of ways about it. You know what I mean? I guess my big question is what does courting look like? How can I court her?

How can I romanticize her? How can we ease that that unsureness and that awkwardness with the affection and the intimacy? Because I really want this shit to work. You know what I mean? So anyhow, it would be. Zip, how do you court?

Is this question? For him, it's going to be hard because it's over your best friend. So it's like, you be caught in a girl, you're getting to know it. Like, that's basically what Corton is. Like, you're getting an old girl. You're taking out and shit. Like, your best friend, you already know everything about her.

It's hard to do that. It shouldn't be hard, though, because if she's your best friend, you know so much about her already. So is it Courtney at that point, though? That's what I'm saying. No, it's just, Corton was like the getting to know-you phase. It's trying to turn on the romance with somebody that was literally just a friend. But what does Courtney mean, though? Because I remember my grandmother used to say that shit.

Like, that's the word. That's the old people used to do. Cortin to me, as a woman, is you trying to convince you. me that out of everybody else in this court, I should choose you. That's what it means to me. I'm sure Ryan can find where the word originated from. Courting refers to the traditional process of wooing or pursuing someone with the explicit intention of building a serious long-term commitment or marriage.

It is distinct from casual dating and emphasizes building a strong emotional connection, trust, and shared values. Yeah, I don't know nothing about that. Now that you define it like that, I don't know. It says it's not like casual dating. I don't know about casual dating and shit like that. You know what I'm saying? I don't know about 40.

It's always different for you. It's always different for you those. It was it because when you were incarcerated, it was at, it was 20. When you did your 20, how was you? 22. 21 when I got locked up. 21. So that's usually the amount of time where you should be probably almost out of college,

court and start really like seriously dating women, you know, learning how to court. and date women. So for you, it's a little different. But yeah, Courtney is just part of the process of, like, getting to know somebody and, you know, is because you're interested in them and, you know, you like them and you want to spend time with them. You want to date each other exclusively.

You want, you know, you want to become more serious and more intimate with this person. But it's a little awkward when the person has been your best friend. Right. That's what I'm saying. And now you're trying to turn a romance on. And it's like, damn, like, it's awkward now because you're my dog, but like, I like you. you like me and we're trying to like and he said it already went bad before yeah so it's like yeah it's a little it's a little difficult navigating that best friend to romance like

yeah i don't i would think that it would be like easier like this your best friend you are so you're already comfortable you're attracted to her like it might feel awkward at first but you just got to like you got to just do it and then it'll stop being awkward everything's awkward it all can you know what it's maybe i'm selfish because now i'm saying if that's the case why you make you make Making this rough on me, Sting, like, let's go, man. You know what time it is, man. You know what the fuck with you like that.

No, she deserves. You know I fuck with you like that, though. Like, it's all. Like, you're best friends. You know I'm fucking with you like that. Okay, that's cool. But I still deserve romance. No, no, you're going to get that.

But, like, we really, like. It's just different, man, because, again, you know, it's, it really all stems from, all of this goes back to just being confident. Yeah. You got to be confident. And dating a woman, whether it's your best friend or not, you got to be confident.

You got to show. you know, you know what you're doing, you know how to lead in this relationship. You got to make a feel, you know, secure and, you know, trust that, you know, you know what you're doing and that you're not playing games with her and things like that. So it all really starts with confidence. Just being confident with the woman and, you know, just not playing no games. And obviously, his best friend, he's not playing no games. And stay away from that whack shit that got you, like, kicked out the whip the first time.

Right. Most importantly. Right. Most importantly. Right. I got you kicked out the whip already. You're on thin ice, homie. Yeah, yeah.

Some people ain't going to tell you you on thin ice. They're just going to let you skate. Right. Ooh, that's my... Yo, that's my favorite. I say that shit all the time. If you knew how thin the ice was, your ass would stop skating.

But nah, go ahead. Now, some niggas love with the real. That's what's up. Some niggas can swim. That water, ice cold. Some niggas are swimming that cold water. Yeah, that's a fact. Some niggas is cold.

Some niggas is cold-bloody. Yeah. That's what's up. Should it be a hot shower for some niggis. Bobby. That shit is cold-blooded. Yeah, fuck you're talking about. That ever happened to you zip?

Like, you were skating. You ain't know how thin the ice was. Then that bitch broke. Yeah. Bitch, just that too, bitch, broke. Out. Where is you at? Baby, where you at?

Burr. It would be like that, though. Yeah. Do you admit defeat? Or you let it rock or you try to get it back when that happens. No, no, you cannot spend the block. Yeah. You ain't with that?

Not really. Don't do that. I don't believe with that. When you talked about something the other day, that sounds like a spender blocker. I don't know if that's like a spender blocker. Okay. Because was she ever off the block?

Even if like, I feel like it's a difference. Like, if we stop fucking with each other, start fucking with each other. Like, that's different. like, there ain't no spinning a block or like a low heighty. Yeah, we went through something.

Yeah. You might have to go figure some shit out with somebody. Yeah. I mean, I had to figure some shit out. I'd be always trying to figure some shit out. I'd be making sure. I'll be making sure.

I mean, that's that Cornell education, nigga. Yeah. Use of his brain. You got to look at things objectively. Yeah. You try to look at shit objectively. I'm saying. I pull myself in your shoes.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, I can understand that. I definitely get it. I understand. I get it. I definitely understand that. I don't mean I'm jacking it.

But I understand. I get it. You ain't got a jack with you, but you can understand. I understand. I understand. I'm more accordingly, but I understand where you coming from. I totally understand. Well, hopefully, you know, that helps, helps them out.

And just be confident. Be confident. Be, you know, be a leader in a relationship and, you know, just give that reassurance that she needs that you know exactly what you know. If she like you, like the stuff that you feel weird doing, like the, what may be labeled. as like corny, like romantic, cheesy stuff. Like, if she likes you, it's not corny to her.

So get that girl what she asking for. Like, women shouldn't have to ask for romance. Like, come on on. Yeah, I agree. Especially if you want to beat again. You said you beat before. Obviously, you want to do it again. Like, come on on on.

It's some flowers, some hugs, some flirtation around this motherfucker. Like, yeah. I agree. Okay. All right. Well, good talking to y'all degenerates today. I ain't a degenerate.

I mean, some days we all are. Not with this dress, I know. Not with this dress, no. Not at all. All right, well, good talking to y'all. We won't be here Friday. You won't hear us Friday, but we will have something special for y'all over the holiday weekend. So be on the lookout for that.

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This is Sweet 305 Here, oversharing is encouraged Listen to Sweet 305 With Lele Pons On the IHeart Radio app Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts My husband is at a spa resort With his mistress right now

And I'm calling the hotel to confront them both. Wait a minute, Dakota. She's calling the hotel while they're checked in together. Yeah, that's right, Sophia. And it gets worse. It's Vacate to Vacation Week on the Ok Storytime podcast, where she caught him buying gifts on Amazon and then taped the 10-page letter inside his luggage before he flew out.

So she planted evidence before he even took off? And spoiler, Sophia, two years later, karma hits so hard. He's calling his ex-wife in tears, saying about his mistress. What a mistake that one. To find out what happened, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed human.