New Rory & MAL - Episode 517 | The Stroke Monster

Episode Date: July 10, 2026

Baby D is back, and catches up with Rory and Mal after two weeks of not seeing each other. The gang shares some of their weekend plans, including Jay-Z’s Yankee Stadium shows, Love Island watch parties, and more. Justin Bieber, Madonna, Shakira, and BTS are announced as FIFA World Cup Halftime Show performers, 50 Cent receives three Emmy nominations for his Diddy documentary, Future and THE-DREAM prepare for new albums, and Kodak Black reveals the group name with Kendrick Lamar and Ye. Finally, a caller inquires about how to tell his partner that she has bad breath, and the guys give some innovative solutions. All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-foreverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The biggest, like, soccer player. Jerusalem? Oh. Messiah. Messia. So a lot of people, Messi is Messiah. Messia is the Messiah. She's not, she's not that far.

Messi is Messiah. Who does he play for? Argentina. He has a huge part of the world. They refer to him as the Messiah. Yeah. Except for the Jews in Miami. Yeah.

He's not the Messiah. Yeah, no. And what about the fine one? Now you lost me. I don't know who you're wrong. Yeah, I know who I'm someone. I have no idea what you're talking about. No.

Like, who's like one of the biggest soccer players? Messi. No, not Ronaldo. Mbap. He's like light skin. He looks like a... Oh, Mbapie? Mbapie.

Oh, he's fine, too, but I want to talk about him. The one that was sitting next, that was sitting next to Cardi B at the show. And like it was when viral that they were talking. Y'all know who I'm talking about anyway, hi everybody Stefan. I don't know who you're talking about. She sit next to...

Madula. O'Cohi. I don't know how to pronounce that. Him. Oh, Maduca. Maduca. Maduca. God damn.

God damn. I wasn't aware that he was that popular. God damn. I wasn't aware that he sat next to Cardi B. So she lost me at. I'm like, sat next to Cardi B at his show. That boy, fine, boy. I mean, I loved FIFA, but like, it's over now, so who really cares.

I mean, well, yes, the U.S. has been eliminated. The bald eagles are out. Who cares, man? Yeah. But did we do good this year? It's a pansy sport now. Yeah, now it's like, who even watches the World Cup? Like, y'all were really into this FIFA thing? Y'all are weird.

A bunch of sissies playing kick the can. Nah, let's get a real sport. Like football. Yeah. Don't we usually suck? We did good this year, right? No, we did. I'm joking.

I actually, as we're recording, is France and Morocco is about to play. I've loved World Cup, even though we, We lost and we should have had Kat as our goalkeeper. We might have got smoked by even more. We should have put bridges at midfields. Like, we would have been okay. It's all right. The Knicks won the championship, man.

Knicks and five. That was rough to watch the Belgium game, though. Yeah. Like, that was bad. Oh, we got smoked. Oh, yeah, we got smoked. I don't know what the goal he was on, but he could have stayed on the bus with that shit. He ain't had to come out to the field with that.

Thank God he lives in a country where we don't care of that. We don't even call the sport by its right name. Yeah. Because he would be murdered in another country for sure. For sure. But thank God he can go back to like, you know. He can go to Starbucks. Iowa, wherever the fuck he's from.

He can go get his latte. There's nobody will bother him. Nobody would even recognize him at a Starbucks. Damarison, you're not the fine one that talked to Cardi B. So go ahead. Yeah, no, I don't know who that is. Nobody knows who. Let me look up.

U.S. Goley origin. Where that nigga from? What's his name? Well, who are you guys going for now? Which team should we be bandwagon fans? Oh, he's from Pennsylvania. Now that the red, white, and blue is out.

Who are we going to take? to the French never come through for us. They abandoned us in the Revolutionary War. We can't really fuck with the French. Yeah. Morocco I'm cool with. Fuck Belgium. I guess I'm on the side of either...

I like Argentina and Spain. Yeah. I mean, Argentina is technically ranked number one, right? I know they don't really do that, but if you go through the betting process, they're ranked one, I think France is two. Spain or Morocco, I guess I'm on the side of. Okay. Just because I mean when they cut to the women in the stands. That's usually how I base things off

once the United States is out. Who's bringing the hose out? Who's there? Who's at the game? Who all gonna be there? Who all gonna be there? Who all gonna be there? I wonder how much tickets are for the finals. It's only 15 minutes from us.

Oh, the finals are in Jersey. In Jersey. Yeah, end of July at 3 p.m. Oh, okay, cool, yeah. It starts at 10,000? Oh. 10,000, we can swing it. We can swing it.

I'll stick to my blueprint show. We've seen it's 20 to 10. Day off, they'll drop. No, they won't. No, they won't. No, day of. No, day of, the numbers are dropped. Don't worry about it, man.

Just wait it out. For the biggest sporting event, period? Depends on who makes the final. You know what I'm saying? You got to wait it out. Just wait it out, man. I saw they were killing you online because Bebes is doing the halftime show.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, they brought up your Drake clip. But, I mean, at that time, he was considering it, right? Yeah, I mean, you know, things change. Bebs, B. B. Shakira and Madonna. Damn. That's a bigger half-time show than anything

the Super Bowl is done. Beaver, BTS Shakira. Probably. Yeah, definitely. Probably. BTS alone would be bigger than anything. You add in Shakira, Madonna, and Beavs. Shakira did the Super Bowl with J-Lo. Adding Bieber and Madonna just for funzies.

Yeah. Just because they're available, they ain't doing nothing else that day. It's just like, yeah. Do you think the Illuminati makes Bieber and Madonna make out? No. Okay. I don't think so. They got to do something shocking.

Maybe Madonna makes out with BTS. The whole group? The whole group. That would be on brand for her, though. Yeah. Make out with the whole group. Younger guys. How do you fit all that into one half?

How long is halftime? Two hours? They probably want to have like a full set. They probably have a couple songs each. A little medley. It's like four monster acts. Yeah. You guys are down full.

That's the craziest lineup I've ever seen in my life. We're not in a world lineup. That's insane. Yeah, that's like a world lineup for sure. 15 minutes? Mm-hmm. All right, what songs does each of them do? Madonna has to do like a virgin, right?

With BTS? With BTS. Doing background. The K-pop version. Yeah. Baby has to do a baby, right? Baby and one less lonely girl. Here go peege.

She got to do Yukon. Shut up. If V does Yukon at the World Cup. Lee. The acoustic version? Y'all know what he got to do with the World Cup. He got to do one less lonely. Whoa.

Was that the name of the song? He did Baby D? Yeah. Peach. Yeah. I mean, Maul. That was the green room remix, yes.

Okay. Well, I mean, bring it to the big stage. Why not? Let's not. Let's not. No? You ain't feeling that baby D? Why don't only people of color at this thing is BTS?

Like, where? You think BTS is the people of color at this halftime show? Madonna is probably the blackest one of that, that light up. or Shakita yes you think BTS is BTS and Shakira

why they only like we're the blacks half the league is black we're the blacks well I mean that's just based off world popular like yeah

whites are big in America but it's it doesn't stretch too much further than that a little bit into Europe and then it's kind of it gets very unwhite for the rest of the

Australia we planted a flag yeah kind of table off after that. If you look at the stats, the whites are not that high. Yeah. In population. So I hear you will. I'm excited. Go Morocco. Go Morocco. Gang's all here for the first time in two weeks.

The gang is back. Sponsored by Bootsmova Unlimited. Talk, Tex, and data. Thank you, Boost for getting the gang back together. If it wasn't for Boost, we all would be here. Yeah. We wouldn't know the truth. That's what the phone line we all used, the call out. That is true. Yeah. This was the longest. We've been away from each other in quite some time, I feel.

I know. Two weeks. I didn't like it. I can't. It's been five years probably since I've not seen you for two weeks. Yeah. I fought really hard to like come to Rory's house and he wouldn't let me. No.

But now he understands how I felt when I didn't want him to come to mind when I was sick. Yeah. Yeah, that did put things in perspective for sure. Because I've noticed a lot of people in my life are making this more about them taking care of me than me feeling comfortable. Mm-hmm. Which is really fucking annoying. Yeah.

Stop making this about you and how you feel like you should be taking care of me. If taking care of me now would be leaving me the fuck alone. Mm-hmm. I thought Rory died. Oh my God. I'll tell you why I thought he died. Okay. When I opened my DMs, I saw a DM from Kia.

Kia has never spoken to me on Instagram. I didn't even know it was her. I was like, who the-f? He was about to drop money back? I was like, who was this in my DMs? Like something raw, I just saw Rory and I was like, oh, wait, that's Kea. I'm like, oh, shit. Like, Kea's trying to get in touch with me to give me the bad news.

Like, she doesn't have my phone number, so. Yeah. Mm-hmm. The next step would be DM. So I was scared to open it. You know how you try to read? Like, yeah. I was like, all right, what is she?

And then she was like, who was trying to go to work Thursday? Wednesday? Please tell him he can't. I was like, oh, no. I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, it's not having that. It's okay. But thank you for that.

I appreciate that. But yeah, I thought it was bad news, but it was just you trying to get back to work sooner that you should have. I mean, I was discharged. You guys are not more important than the leading scientists in Jersey City. They said I was good. That nigger wasn't trying to. get back to work. He was trying to get the fuck away from his parents.

That too. But I also been in a hospital bed for a week which like sucked. And when you have an IV in your arm, it's illegal to go outside. Because I guess like people do like use drugs. Like you can't have an IV and leave a hospital. So I couldn't, I had not had fresh air in a week. I just wanted to get the fuck out. Yeah.

Yeah. And record. We're out and we're back. We are. And Demaris was in Dallas. she was in Vancouver. She was in Minnesota. Anytime I checked her location, she was in another state.

Trying to get back home. Trying to get back home, bro. Trying to get back home. What was the motel like in Dallas? I refused. I just bought the money in and bought another ticket. Because, see, this is my fault for flying frontier. This is my fault.

But when you're going to Atlanta, it's a two-hour flight. Them frontiers be like, like, cute little 150, 200. I've taken frontier to Atlanta many times. Yeah, it's like, you know what I'm saying? When I'm going to Atlanta, I'm like, quick, I could just buy you know, a little frontier. I will never do that shit again, bro, because when something goes wrong, it was their fault that I missed my connecting flight. Them niggas said, I mean, we could put you up in a hotel. I was like, okay, do that.

They was like, but it's going to be like a motel six. A motel six. Love a motel six. I'm cool. I went and bought a full. Shout out to American Airlines. Went just took that loss. I paid fucking damn near $500 to get from Dallas to New York.

But, you know. Well, the new Dallas airport is. amazing. You'd probably be better off sleeping in the Dallas airport than sleeping in a motel six. So remember the guy that used to do our merch? Yes. He was behind me in line because we were both coming from Atlanta. What? Yes, exactly. We were both coming from Atlanta. I didn't even see him on the plane. But he missed, like, we went from Atlanta to Fort Worth and then we couldn't get on our flight to LaGuardia. So he was behind me a line. I turned around. I was like, oh, hi. So he slept in the airport. He was like, I'm not sleeping in a motel six. So he slept in the airport and got on the next flight. Ethan. Okay. Yeah.

He used to do merch for my album and for us. Shout to Ethan. That's mad random. So random. That was so random. But yeah. He was like, no,

I'm going to sleep in the airport. I'm not standing at a motel. Jalice has one of the nicest airports in the entire country. I would definitely just find a spot in the corner and sleep. Over a motel six where I got to go buy sheets. Buy sheets. I don't have to buy everything. Rugs,

like everything. I was cool. Yeah, no. My red roof nights, I'm buying sheets. No, it depends on which motel six you catch, though. crazy as fuck.

Like, not every, I know the Motel 6 you're talking about, like, but every Motel 6 ain't like that, though. Like, it ain't that bad.

Yeah, if you get like an extended stay motel 6 you can find a decent motel 6. Like, I know the Motel 6 you're referring to though, like,

where it's like, nah, I ain't staying in there. But like, this is some motel 6 is, all right, this is,

for a night, this is doable. I feel like the one next to the Dallas airport wouldn't be the best one. Yeah. As nice as that airport is, I don't know

if the surrounding areas are. Yeah, something tells me Dallas has a nasty motel six. Yeah, next to the airport is a little tricky. Yeah. Because that's what niggas wait for. You know, they used to fly in with them things. And pick them up at the airport. So, you know what I mean?

It's like a little pit stop. Yeah. Oh my God. They're shitting out drugs. Something a little further out where people don't really stay at the motel. Mm-mm. And I'm just, you know. Like in the suburbs.

Find a motel six near the suburbs. When you in the South, you got to really make sure you're around the right white people. I get scary. Well, there's definitely a big difference between Georgia white people and Dallas white people. So what are we, what whites are we talking about? Either one, I'm staying the fuck away from. I don't know. I think Dallas might be worse.

Dallas white people might be worse than. Dallas white people will be more honest with you about their racism. I think the Georgia whites that live in the Atlanta area, not outskirts are just like the Dallas whites. But like, they'll have a smile on their face, but definitely. A nigger in their throat. For sure. systematic racism is running through their DNA. But they'll put a smile on and be like, hey, I'll show you the Coca-Cola factory.

Like, that's the Atlanta whites. Be careful with them. They're tricky. They're sneaky. Well, I was rushing to get back to you. I needed to hug you and make sure you were okay. Two weeks later. Yeah, I know, right?

As I'm listening to the episode and you're describing what happened at the JZ show that you didn't tell us about before, I'm in my head like cursing you to fuck out. I'm like, he's so happy I'm not at work right now. Are you fucking kidding me? Like, Maul's making jokes, obviously like, oh my God, was it Jesus? When you said Mary and her child, that was funny as fuck. But like in real life, real talk, like,

what the fuck be wrong with you, bro? Like, what? You're asking someone that's mid-stroke to have logical thoughts? When something is wrong with you, you go to the hospital. My cerebellum was blocked. You know the thing that controls your body? It's brain.

It's your brain. When your brain is not properly functioning, now you're expected. I make irrational decisions when I'm healthy. You think when I have valves in my brain blocked, I'm going to make smart choices. Because I had a lot of people hit me like, yo, I heard the story like, what the fuck is,

like out of love. Like, yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, I know men don't go to the hospital, but this is another level. I'm like, why do you think I was thinking clearly? Right. But then my phone, I'm in fucking Georgia, my phone blowing up when the episode drops.

Like, before he had a stroke, call me back, people calling me, texting me. And I'm like, this nigga didn't tell his friends he had a stroke before he told the world. Like, I would, I can't imagine if I didn't work with you every day. And that was my first time hearing that information. And mind you, a lot of them didn't hear it from the episode. They're hearing it because people are calling them like, yo, Rory had a stroke. That's fucking horrifying.

I figured that was the easiest way to do. That was like my mass text. Like, you know when people have like their birthday and they put it on Instagram and say, this is the invite so they don't have to personally invite everyone? That was my version of doing that. Yeah. kind of get it all. Because I thought I could avoid having the same conversation with everybody where I'm just

copy and pasting messages because they're asking the same question. Right. And I thought I could get rid of it that way, but no, I still had to do that. I was going to say that you literally made it worse. I'm like, you could have put in your close friends, like anything, just. Well, it was less about that. It was more how, like, publications put it out. It seemed like I had just had to, like, it just happened.

It just happened. Yeah. Like, I was literally on my way there and someone caught footage of me dying. And yeah. that's why most people thought I was like, no, that shit happened. That's old shit, man. It was two weeks ago. People started declaring their love to you.

Like, I love you so much. Not really. A lot of people were like, you're dumb. You shouldn't went to the hospital. That's usually how it goes. Oh, you trash. That's usually how it goes, though. You what?

Nobody was like, you know what, yo, Rory? Like, I love you so much. I'm happy you still here, my brother. Yeah, I mean, I got those, but. We never care about those. Yeah. It felt a little chat, GBT-ish. Like, man, I get it.

You've never loved me. None of the old holes did you? Look what it took for you to love me. I had to almost die. That's what you realized you love somebody. That's fucking. And I'm very grateful for everyone that did reach out. I don't want to come across that way.

But it is just funny how people deal with that. Because I'm bad at it too. Everything that was said to me, I would say to me too. But it's just so obvious, you really need to watch your health. No shit. Why are you texting this to me? I was laying face first on a parking. You think your text of saying, hey, you should watch your.

health. Oh, damn, I never thought of it that way. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks for the reminder. And I know I'm coming across. I am appreciative of it, but at some point it's like, oh, the last time we talk was 2018. But I mean, I get that. I do too. Something as serious as that, yeah. I'm grateful

for everyone that did reach out. But did the holes reach out? You heard me ask the first time. Yeah, but you know. I know. What? Okay. What that mean? I almost took a few offers up. Is there anything I can do?

Actually, not that you mention it. Some pussy would be nice. That's where to relieve some of this pressure. Yeah. Because I'll let y'all know just between us, not, you know. The world. Just us here. That cholesterol medicine might as well be a Viagra.

You ain't have to let us know. Like, when I tell you, you did not have to let us know. The purpose of the cholesterol shit is to make your blood pump crazy. Yeah. it's trying to clear a valve in my brain. That shit is moving through my body like you would not believe. Hey, yo. Now we can't wear perfume around Rory, this nigga, rock.

Like, shit we're around here. Yeah, no way I could go to a World Cup game. I'd have to wear some baggy ass pants. Oh, my God. Oh, my Lord. Well, I'm happy that you're doing better. Complex when they released their article about you having a stroke for some reason. when they used. Why did they use this picture?

This picture of us. First of all, is somebody commenting and said yeah, this was Baby Dean Rory at heavier times. Rude. That is true, though. We were fat as fuck. Like, that button is about to pop off my... Why am I in it? I didn't have a stroke, right? But whatever.

You almost had a stroke at this event. The comments, somebody said, so everybody was accusing you were doing Coke. I was reading the comments cracking up. They were like, yeah, that Coke could do it to you. First of all, Coke, I didn't know... Since one of my, the Coke guy. Yeah, I was like, I didn't know Coke. causes strokes. Well, it does.

Somebody was like, he had a heat stroke. Like, they in an air-conditioned room, for sure. He said you had a heat stroke. Everybody was saying drugs. Somebody saying, yeah, that's that adrenaline chrome stroke. What the fuck is that? They say that that's what the elites use. They take from the children.

Okay. To keep them young. Oh, they think I look young? All right, man. But that shit had me cry. I'm like, damn, adrenaline chrome. They're like, oh, he's about to be wealthy. They was like, yeah, he's about be wealthy now. He did his sacrifice. Wait, niggas is out here having to kill their cousins.

You telling me that a little stroke could be the sacrifice to get rich from? Why, we ain't been to do that one. Yeah, man. They think I sacrificed base. Yeah. They were doing, they were saying all types of shit. All types of shit. All types of shit. I mean, I didn't read too many comments on it, but I did catch one. I think it was under, may have been under the complex thing on Twitter. The bars were happy to say that. at least. Barbes were very happy. That you had a stroke?

This is directly, directly a result of saying anything bad about Nicky McEye. Yeah, I could see. Nothing to do with the human body. Yeah. Somebody said, I thought that was Billy Gang, Cushington for a second.

Like, they were... When I'm heavier, yeah. Yeah. But, no, I mean, I even laughed at some of the darker jokes, but some people weren't kidding. Some people really were, like, were happy and we're hoping

that the next one takes me out. I think I read on one of them. naturally that's what some people I'm very complimentary of Nikki Minaj how come the comments of positivity never make it there I have no clue how many times do I call her the greatest

female rapper of all time and that she's top five of the new generation it's not even close doesn't matter doesn't matter too much positivity yeah yeah that'd be all right well I'm happy you're okay I want to come in and tell you that I'm sorry I couldn't be here for your comeback episode

my comeback episode You came back strong. You made little jokes. Like, I was proud of you. I mean, that's the only, I didn't want to have a serious conversation about it. That would have been weird. Oh, no. Why do that? Because I've watched a bunch of people say, they wish I died. Let's not make a serious moment out of it. They're like, why would I make a serious moment that no one cares? People do care. People in my life care. And that's all that matters to me. I don't need the rest of the world to care because I know they don't, which is fine. There are people who have supported you from the dawn of your podcast.

Yeah. No, I'm not talking about them. Well, those are the people that are important. And they would probably want to hear us joke about it rather than have some dark moment. Like, in the words of Gary Bertier, I'm not dead, coach. Let's focus on the ship. Right. Right.

I'm hurt. I'm not dead. Denzel Washington. It's a real American. It's the American spirit, Rory. Like when I saw y'all in Zip holding it down with. great episodes. I was Gary Bertier in the hospital bed when the Titans won when he's like this. This was me. What Zip was lying of those hoes about Nas. I was like this. I know you

probably told that same lie before. Nobody believed you though. No, no one, I've never gotten the Nas lie off though. I was going to say, nobody believed you when you said that. But yeah. I've never lied about like, because I've never known anyone famous enough that people wanted to fuck that that would have mattered. I've definitely been like, like, oh yeah, I got you on VIP bands to Palooza. Like, I've, I've done my version of what Mall and Zip have done for sure. I mean, back in the day, that was, hey, man. A ploosa band was equivalent to saying, you know, Nause?

In that venue, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The band where I could go and not have to wait in line for the Doucet, ah. And once we moved to drink tickets, and it was free Doucée back there, that was a thing. Okay. T. Payne was back there.

Like, yeah, yeah. Hang out with pain. You want to meet young in May? I got you. Don't do that. That wasn't a slight. I was going to say, back in the day, that was back in the old days, young and May was that. She was that lesbian.

I know K-1 is it now, but like, that used to be young in May. It still is. She's still doing numbers. Probably. I believe it. But yeah, but I'm happy. Like I said, I'm happy you're back to see you here. I've missed you guys.

Mall. I've missed you. No, you didn't. It's okay. Why don't never believe me when I try to express my love to you? It's just trauma. You, I let that hurt go.

I'm not her. I shouldn't have to, you know what I'm saying? Get blood on me from a wound I didn't cause. Sick of black woman lying to me. She's a trigger for you? Yeah. She's a black woman. Another black woman lying to my face.

That's crazy. I hope one day you believe me. All I can do is try my best. You won't accept my love food. It's trauma. That's all. Not the personal. Maw's sister

had hit me when the stroke happened and you know just checking in and then she said Maul will never admit it but he's scared I was like

aw I replied with I don't think so but I appreciate you saying that Maul you were scared No

I wasn't scared at all once I spoke like knew he was okay like I spoke to Rory like from the hospital because you're so you're so sick of white men lying to you too

I'm a trigger I spoke Now, if he would have called me and been like, he sounded like he was like, he barely even talked. Then it's like, oh, shit. But we spoke and he was like, yeah, man, like, just running tests. And I was like, all, cause I was just rest up. You know what I'm saying?

Like, don't just get some rest, man. Just take it easy. I spoke to Rory. Like, while he was in the hospital. Like, I knew he was obviously serious. He had a stroke, but it wasn't as serious as a stroke could get. Yeah. So, no, I wasn't scared.

I was concerned. And I was happy he would, you know, Okay, but I wasn't scared. Scared? You slept with a light on? That's how scared of it. I had to have a night light on. I mean, it's okay to be scared.

I slept with the, I slept with the gun under the bed, like, under the pillow. Afraid the stroke monster was going. The stroke demon, he decided to come get me in the middle of the night. I had something waiting on him. Like, what? Scared or what? Wasn't scared. No.

I'm glad Maul put his politics to the side because my thought was when I called him to say I had a stroke. the first thing he was going to say was, did you take the vaccine? Yeah. That was the first thing I thought Maul was going to say to me. But I know you didn't. But you know I didn't. Yes, I wouldn't ask that. If I knew you did.

He would believe it on that for sure. Oh, it would have been a different conversation. Yeah. It'd have been like, come on, man. See, look. Now you're statistics. Now you're a statistic. Now you know how it feels to be a statistic.

You're a stat now, man. It is what it is. Anyways, though. What's everyone's everyone's weekend plans while we're here before we get to all these trending topics. Oh, God. Do we have to talk about trend of topics? We talked about trend of topics yesterday.

It was the worst conversation we ever had in our life. Some people seem to like it. I got a lot of text messaging. Oh, God. It's like five people I never want to come in here and talk about. Who? Jay-Z might be one of them. Really?

Not because when am I going? I see the Drake and Kendrick thing just of where the world is at with that. There's no winning in that conversation, not fun anymore. But Hove is still a fun combo. people are trying to make it when it's a fun combo yeah but like I don't care to talk about

what a few people are trying to say about Jay Z like on the negative side I don't even entertain I don't even I wouldn't even know that if you don't bring it up to me like I wouldn't even see that type of shit like it's just because that's what we know

that's part of it when you're that successful and that popular and that famous like there's going to be that so it's like he's one of those people that I just again because there's so much personal history and there's so much personal ties there and things that I hear, I just know absolutely just stupid.

It's just like, I can't even have a conversation about it. Yeah. Because I'm just like, well, that's just dumb shit, but, you know, whatever. Well, I know Demaris is now going to the show, so I won't be going, well, I'm going with my home girl, Jess, but I won't be going

just the two of us. I have a car service. Should we all go together? Oh, you got a car service? It's going to be me an owl. Yeah, that'll be space. Okay. We all go together. I'll hit you because we'll,

Because we had another car service that we were talking about too. But we'll talk. But yeah, I'll hit you. We're going to a Saturday show, yes. All right. Then you know, so I want to go early so I can get the merch line to get the new stuff. Okay. Not the stroke stuff.

There's got to be Yankee Stadium stuff out. Yes, separate. Stroke merch. You're still on a stroke merch? No, no, I'm trying to get the show merch. I told Rory to like bring a doctor's note and try to get ADA seating. I probably could. For real.

What is ADA seating? Like where the wheelchair areas Like you know at the top of each section They have like the flat Okay Yeah I mean Well I'm on the floor already I'm just trying to get like through the crowd easier

Kind of like when you go to the airport Exactly yeah Come get to okay I probably could They will you in from the entrance I could fake a little limp too Don't I could get a little strokey Can't drool about

Joke about having a stroke I can you guys can't No no No it's the same thing I can put the hardy are on stroke. I just don't think we should, but okay. But no, leave it. Anyways, yeah, I'm sure I could probably get some type of wheelchair service.

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Night one being reasonable doubt, he has Nas, Foxy, Jazz, Sauce Money, Mary Jay, Low Kim, or Seas. Is Foxy and Kim, like, did they ever resolve that from the last 30 years? I'm not sure. They could be in separate parts of green rooms. Yeah, I think for Jay, though, it could be squashed. Yeah. Because, I mean, even Cameron and Jim Jones came out at the B-side. Yeah.

They squashed it for that. I mean, I love sauce money, and I just think that would be cool in jazz. I don't know if, like, the whole world would be like, holy shit. But everybody that's at that show, they understand that. Yeah. That moment, you know what I mean? Yeah, sauce would be great. Kim and C's just doing junior mafia shit would be fire.

And I can see Nause obviously coming out during dead presidents. Have they ever done success live? I don't think so. that would be fired to see that. They don't need to do Black Republican. No, that one. That's okay. They could delete that one.

Just do dead presidents, add the Nazveard and success and salute hip-hop and leave. Night 2 Blueprint, Eminem, Cam Ron, Juel's Scarface. All those make sense. I don't know what that one. Why? I don't know if Juell's in Cam. I think they're in a good space to two of them. I just don't know if that, I don't know if that,

good space means come out on stage of Yankee Stadium. Jim and Cam were not in a great place for the besides shit at Webster and they both came out. But welcome to New York City with Joel is doing the hook, Cam and Jay. I can see them putting everything aside to do that in Yankee Stadium. I would love to see it. I'm, I'm high on the Eminem. I'm still mad we never got a video for that record. They can shoot it that day. Put it on vivo. I can see that happening. I can see him and them happening. Even though they did, I mean, they did that already.

That's the only reason why I think. Maybe it wouldn't, but that might see. That's the power of Jay, though. Like, he can, you know, when it comes to features and, you know, that he has on songs, he can make a call and get everybody for all of the songs he's performing. If it's a feature, they'll show up for Jay to do the record. Like a lot of times we see, you know, some of our artists, favorite artists, do a song that we love and it has a feature.

and the other person that's on the song is not at the show, at the live show. Where Jay is totally different. If he brings out Scarface and Beans and does, it can't be life, I'll pass out. I'll need the wheelchair. If he could pull that off, that would be crazy. Well, I wouldn't he be able to pull that off?

I don't know. I think that's definitely happening. I don't think that's probably the one that we can all agree is definitely happen. Mary Jay, we know it's happening for sure. Yeah, and I saw people saying she has a Vegas residency at that time, but of course all the,

the whole standpages routed the Vegas time difference that she'd be able to do it. Yeah. So, yeah, I think Mary, I think, pain in the ass and Mary start the show. I think that would be it. But night three, I could see them

doing the campy life shit. Dynamics as Locke's Maya, State property, Missy, Pusha T, GZ, and Ross for night three as predictions, which I can see as well. Okay. But I don't know. I'm excited. It should be should be a good time. I tried to invite, I'm sorry. I tried to invite Rory to the after party because I guess like Memphis Bleak is doing the after party. And then I remember that Rory can't like really party. Like here's the thing. I had no disrespect to Harbor. I've been to Harbor a bunch of times. For those that don't know, Harbor is very much a club club. It's very clubby. I had problems with Harbor when I was when I could drink. Being sober in Harbor.

sounds like waterboarding. Yeah. I'm kind of cool. Shout to Bleak and Doucet. I just don't think that's going to be. Baby, do you be sober in Harvard? You think she's going to be sober at the show?

Baby D's never sober. I feel like, 30 days, no drinking cut it out. Well, I've been doing well because I haven't drink, but Jay Zee can be in town.

Who thinks that DeMaris didn't drink in Atlanta? I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. I literally was, we're not going to get an ad, but I didn't do anything. I was chilling. I didn't.

I said who thinks that Demaris didn't drink. But I don't drink when I'm in the house, baby. So if I don't go anywhere, where would I be drinking at? Okay. It's Atlanta, though. What is that? And I wasn't even. Ball's not even sober in Atlanta.

Anyway, if Jay-Z's in town, I feel like that's an excuse to have a drink. Oh, my God. That's the bullock. Jay-Z's always in town. He's from there. He's always in New York. Okay, if he's on stage. Like, if he's like, as long as there's a mic,

in his hand he's performing. I feel like I can have a drink in my hand. I'm like, that's a good. Yeah. So I'll probably have a drink. And then if I end up going to Harbor, which you know, you got to let me know about that.

If I end up going to Harbor, then yeah, definitely. And then I'm hosting a Love Island, a watch party. More drinks. I'm hosting a Love Island. Just naming things you can't be sober for. Where you need a watch party.

Wait, you're hosting a love, I didn't know you watched the show. Yeah. So. You're hosting at the house? No, I'm hosting it at Lavender Room. But I am. That show has gotten to the point that people go to lounges.

To watch it. Yeah. They had like watch parties like how they did for the Knicks at like the Moxie. And there's no commercials, right? No. Okay. That's wow. So everyone just sits quietly in a lounge and watches?

Yeah. I don't know about quietly. I'd be yelling at the screen, but yeah. So are you going to be hosting like as far as like who should be doing polls of the crowd? Mm-hmm. Yeah. All of that. You know.

and I'm going out with my home girls we're going to say less and catching all of that I'm outside this weekend I'm outside heavy dream I told you I didn't do nothing when I was in Georgia I didn't do nothing

I sat in the house I'm outside this weekend All right well I mean you made it nine days Listen Correyo On the sober month Nine days sober

Nine out of 31 Nine out of 31 I ain't had it that Yeah we'll try again September I'm gonna try again You said September Not even August

Nah, we all side. Fuck that. We young. We single. We young. Oh, God. We're young and single. Young and single, huh?

Young single and cute. Sounds like a Wiz Khalifa song. Well, I'm on two weeks until eternity. I think, yeah, the 25th, the last time we were all together was the last drink during Patreon. Yeah, that was almost the last day on earth, too. That is true. Listen, man. How do you feel not drinking?

I feel. That's what everybody that don't feel fine say No honestly It's weird I thought that It would like annoy me a little bit But no I really like don't even have Maybe it's because my body is still in fucking shock from everything

I feel like if you put liquor in my face It would make me nauseous Like I don't even have the urge to want to drink Whatsoever Yeah That's good My only problem is I wish I would have known That was almost my last day on earth

Like I went right home And I didn't even have Amara Like I could have, we could have done it two Thursdays ago. Yeah. Like went out with a bang. I had a fucking glass of tequila with zip and went home. That shouldn't be the last day you ever drink. Yeah, that can't be last time.

That's why I'm kind of like, because I have no plans on drink. I mean, eventually I probably will in moderation drink again when everything is fine. But that can't be the last day you drink for the rest of your life. You got to do some stupid shit. Like totally your car. Yeah, I don't know if you want to do that. That was a joke. I don't know if that's a good idea, but, you know, I get it.

Did you at least beat off? Like, we know you ain't get no pussy, but did you at least, like, beat off? In the hospital? No, before you went, I'm talking about, like, the drunk. Like, did you at least enjoy the drunk? No, that's what I'm saying. It was the worst last day of drinking ever. I had a, yeah.

Some tequila. Wait, y'all talk, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, men don't get off drunk. Actually, I will say, TMI, I don't, when I'm drunk, I have no interest in beating off, like none whatsoever. Like, it's not even cross. I don't think any man does. Like, beating off drunk is, now I think it's like, that might be serial killer behavior. Imagine the rules for the, like, oh, God.

Oh, I feel like I'm going to throw up and you just, what are you, you just shake you on? I'm crazy. Oh, God. I'm so fucking drunk. Not fucked up like that, but like tipsy. Like, y'all don't beat off tipsy. No, and granted, when you get drunk, you do get a little more horny, obviously, but I've never thought about beating off.

It's always like, let me try to get a girl here. That's great. There's literally nothing better than having girls night going out, getting drunk, coming home and zapping yourself to sleep. Nothing like it. That's definitely the difference. Yeah. I have no interest of beating off when I'm drunk.

No. Wow. I was never drunk. It was like, I can't wait to get upstairs and shake one out. That thought has never. Y'all should try it. Well, you can't no more. No.

That thought has never crossed a moment. Neither one of y'all drink. Now I'm the only fucking staff member. I mean, fucking cold. host that drinks? What type of shit is that? Page does. But Pease is and I, Mike. We can't get his drunk thoughts. Pee's, but the next time you go home

like beat off like drunk. Yeah. Pete said he's going to try it. Pige's going straight to sleep. Like any other man with some self-respect. That's fire. I can't believe you. Y'all really miss out on the best things of life. Like being like that. I don't think I'm missing nothing jerking off while I'm drunk. No, I don't think so. I don't think I've ever missed like. Demaris saying it, like I'm thinking on the times

I was drinking and I was drunk. I have never thought about... It does not even cross your mind. It has never crossed my mind. It's tissues everywhere and you didn't jerk off. Like, you know what happened. The paper towel demon was in there. That's better than waking up next to somebody.

You wish you wasn't waking up next to. That's a young girls game. Young girls, they get drunk and start calling niggas. I take me home. I plug this motherfucker in when I was doing my makeup. It's fully charged. It's lit. That's crazy.

Wow. Plugging in like when you leave the crib. Like, yeah. She's plugging in right next to her phone. Same outlet. Don't even know if someone's calling you or the rabbit is frisky. Yeah.

That's, I can't believe that. Well, I never thought, I just assumed that y'all did that when y'all couldn't get women next to you. Nah. Just go to sleep. Yeah.

Yeah. Or just keep texting until you fall asleep. Peace of the morning. A little hangover beat, yeah. See, I think that's sick. I cannot wrap my brain around beating off drunk. See, but for me, because when I was drinking nights I was drunk, like, for me, waking up, the first thing I had to do was shit.

So jerking over, you wake up, your stomach be twisted. You're like, oh, my God. So that's jerking off, like, where your stomach is bubbling? No, that don't even, that don't even cross my mind. It's never crossed my mind. I mean, you could sit on the toilet and do both at the same time. And then you can call the police on me because I probably killed like 17 people before my life. Like any man that can take a shit and jerk off needs to be fucking euthanized like a fucking rabbit dog.

Put him down. Put him down. Trust me. You're doing the world a favor. Beating off with a shitty butt. Yeah, like, what are you doing? It's never been that horny, ever in my life. Yeah.

do that, like, I think it's fine to assume that you probably have some type of sexual assault brain in your head. You're a serial killer. Like, there's, you have a screw loose if you're doing that. 100%. Well, listeners, let us know if you ever jerked off while drunk.

I actually don't let us know that. Please let us know. Please leave a voicemail if you ever jerked off while drunk. And Cole, 180, better help if you have. Use Code Rory and Moll. If you have jerked off while you were drunk. And guess well, you woke up alone. You ain't wake up next to that harlot from the club.

All your shit still there. Nobody stole none from you. Yeah, I'll take it. You didn't stay out later than you wanted to stay out because you was spending money on lust, trying to get somebody back to the crib. I'm just, I'm giving you the game. But I feel like if I was drunk and I beat off, I would still be on demon time of trying to get someone over. I don't think I'd be like satisfied and done at that point. Really?

No. Now sober, yes. That can stop you from making some terrible. decisions of who you want to come over. But drunk, no. Okay. No, no fucking way. God forbid if 50 cent

ends up winning one of three of the Emmy nominations he has for that Diddy Doc? And it is televised for his... First of all, congrats. Round of applause. 50 cent. For sure. Three Emmy nominations.

But can we think about the moment if 50 cent is allowed on a televised stage where he's he can accept an Emmy for a Diddy Duck? So, yeah, I know. That might be the greatest acceptance speaking of all. He's going to win one.

Well, let's clarify. He's not going 0 for three. Let's clarify. He is not nominated for three. The documentary is nominated. But he was the EP of it, so. Well, one, so he got nominated for best, for outstanding documentary or nonfiction series. The other, the director got nominated twice for it.

He got nominated once. The director got nominated twice. Oh, okay, okay. But the documentary itself is nominated for three. So what is he nominated for? He's just nominated for the outstanding documentary or nonfiction series because he's the EP. Yeah. The other EP got one as well as the outstanding directing for a non-fiction program.

So he's up for one. The actual documentary is up for three. Well, either way, even if the director wins, we're going to get a great IG moment. Yes, for sure. And he's going regardless, obviously because he's nominated for one. one, doc with three. He's going to be on the red carpet. We may get some of the greatest

57 moments of all time. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, but I think 50 is not going to take that time to make this about Diddy. I don't think he's going to do that. I understand what you're saying, Rory, but I don't think he's going to take that moment to make it about Diddy.

I don't think so. I think obviously 50 is and has been in music, I mean, TV and film for a very long time. So he's taking this space very seriously. to be nominated for Emmy. I don't think he's going to take that moment

and make it like a troll moment for Diddy. I don't think he's going to do it. Didn't he have a Super Bowl commercial where he trolled Diddy? I think 1,000% he's going to take that time. There'll be at least one sub. I'm not saying the entire speech would be that. But he's going to be.

Oh, no, for sure. As he should. But I'm thinking you make up. He's going to say shout out to everybody in four dicks right now. Like he's going to say something. And with everything that happened with Daphne. And I think it's unfortunate that someone will leak that tape. but the tape was leaked.

She leaked it. What are we talking about? Like, are we still on that? All right. You seen the press run she's been on since that she came? She leaked it. She could just be making lemons. I mean,

letting me get out of... She leaked it, man. That was the rollout. I've never seen a... And rightfully so at first with the letter she put out of like, that was a moment that I'm trying to get... Ryan. She was... Take that Daphne Joy letter and run that through that.

What's that new app where you can see if something was chat? Yeah, run that through that. Let me see something real quick. It was... definitely an interesting move after that letter to go on a gleeful, like, press run about it. Yeah, like, come on, man. Like, we know what this is. We know what time it is, man.

We've seen this. This is an old rollout. I don't think that she did leak it because at one point, Vlad had the tape. Like, a lot of people had the tape. So I think someone else did, but I think she took advantage of that moment, for sure. Who had the tape originally? The guy she was fucking in the video. you think she didn't have a copy of it?

It was on his phone, so I don't know. I really don't know. I believe it. I'm not saying that anything he says is the truth or not. But in that Vlad interview, I believe he said... Okay, based on her actions... He said he was the only one. Puff didn't have it and she didn't.

Based on her actions after the video came out. Does she seem hurt? Does she seem like she's a victim? Does she seem like... No, of course not. Because at the end of the day, you can be hurt and be a victim, right? or you can go and make money and capitalize off it. She won't be the first person to start to take advantage of something

like once some shit was leaked. Like, because what are you going to do? You're going to sit in your room and fucking cry? You're going to see your room and cry? Or you're going to be like, yo, this shit happened. I'm about to make some money off this shit. Yeah. You don't remember when Mimi from Love and Hip Hop lost her sex tape at TSA?

I do remember that, Rory. How could TSA steal that tape? We just got to get past this whole, like, acting like people are like, let's just stop. Like, we know what it is. Like, she, that tape was not leaked. Nobody cares about that enough to leak that. Like, she put it out.

I can see a world with that. Nobody cares about who's fucking. Like, you can open X right now and see everybody fucking. Like, nobody cares about that. People do care because we're sitting up here talking about it out of podcast. I was saying that we don't care about you saying that it was leaked. Like, cut the bullshit. It wasn't leaked.

If you put it out. And then you're on a whole press run, like, nothing about, she doesn't seem like she's so mad that the world, like, what are we talking about? And it's okay. Like, you having sex with your boyfriend and whoever else, like, you're having a threesome. Who gives a fuck? Like, we gotta stop acting like this is like...

Two and a half. Well, whatever. Like, it's just like, come on, cut the shit, man. Like, it is what it is. Like, nobody gives a fuck that people are fucking, like, who cares? I don't. Let me just speak for myself. I don't give a fuck who's fucking. I can care less. It's consensual, of course.

Well, where, oh yeah, we were talking about the Emmy shit. But yes, either way that's still being 50's baby mother and them not being on good terms and this entire thing happening and on this press run obviously he's been brought up as well and not to say people have looked at 50 in a certain way but yes the mother of your child is on camera having a three-sum with two guys yes that people have looked at fifth like what are you about to say being on an emmy stage there's no way Curtis Jackson is not taking that moment to say something about both of them well he can't not say anything anyway because when you get nominated even in a regular documentary if you get nominated for

documentary, like you address what's in the documentary that you shot. So you can't go and not like, of course he is. He has to say something about the documentary that he's not in the documentary, though. Oh, well, her, no. I'm talking about as far as saying something funny. She was, she was one of the Jane, not Jane Doe, I'm sorry, what are they, what are they called? She's nowhere in the documentary. Her testimony is brought up in the documentary. It's just not her name. Okay, so she's nowhere in the documentary. No. But with everything that's happening in relation to Diddy with the sex date, yeah, She's been part of this entire thing. The sex tape has nothing to do with the documentary.

You think that's going to stop 50 cent from Joel? I'm not saying that, but I'm saying the sex tape has nothing to do with the documentary. I don't think, well, I wasn't commenting on that. It does, because her testimony about it is in the doc. That's all. Either way, I think it's going to be a funny moment. I'll be tuned into that, to the Emmys because of it. Is there anybody else y'all are cheering for it for the Emmys that you hope win?

I don't even know who's nominated for anything at all. So some of the people that you might know, like obviously Zendaya is nominated for Euphoria. Okay. For Outstanding Lee actress. I didn't even know that. Sterling K. Brown is nominated for Outstanding Lee actor in a drama series for Paradise. Obviously, Janelle James and Quinta for. Which was Paradise again?

Paradise is the one that we all watch. We love it. You know. Yes. The world's ending. He's winning that. That's one of the greatest shows ever. Oh, I mean, he better.

He's winning. What is he best lead actor? A outstanding lead actor In a drama series Erlin K. Brown is winning that. I don't even care who else was in that nominee Is in that movie?

Well, do you want to hear Who else is in it? Really don't. Well, okay, Gary Oldman, slow horses, Mark Ruffalo Tys, Rufel, the diplomat, Noah Wild,

The Pit. Noah Wilde might take it. Hell now. I don't think he deserves it, but no one of the greatest shows ever. The pit is huge. Not bigger than Paradise.

No way. No way. No fucking. No awhile might win it. But I don't think he will. I think that, that Sterling has it for sure. I think, I don't know who Zendaya's up against,

but I do hope that she wins. She went, she smoked her role in Euphoria this season. Does Sterling K. Brown have, like, does he have that movie yet that's kind of put him over? He doesn't need it. Not when you're doing that on TV. He's such a good actor. And of course, Paradise was one of the best things. And I've loved everything he's been.

And even the OJ shit, like, he's an incredible actor. But Hollywood needs to give him that one. Like he needs to do a Scorsese joint. He needs to do something that puts him in that conversation. Because I think he's that talented. As far as a movie, yeah. When I think of TV, I don't even think of movies. I think of TV.

Well, we're in a different time. But if Robert De Niro was young and this time he'd be doing Netflix series. Like he wouldn't just be doing features. We're in that time where they're just as credible when you're doing a series. And I think he's EP on that on Paradise, right? Probably. I think he's executive producer or producer. One of the producers probably.

Ryan's looking it up right now. But yeah, he did an amazing time. I'm cheering for him. I'm always cheering for Quinta and Janelle to win for Abbott Elementary every year. I want them to win every year. Iyo is nominated for the bear. Okay. For Outstanding lead in a comedy series, if I'm not mistaken.

I watched the first episode of the new season of the bear. I'm going to try to lock in maybe Sunday. Is that the one with the chef? Yeah. Because episodes are what? 30, 40 minutes. That's a good show. I loved the first few seasons.

I really loved the first few seasons. I wasn't a fan of the last season. But because I love the show so much, I'm going to obviously watch the final one. But have you watched? I have not watched the bear yet. I've been watching House of Dragons. Like, I should.

When is Paradise coming back? It's probably not going back for at least a year. 20, 28 maybe? Yeah, because it was just on this year. Yeah, but so was season two or season three that just happened? Yeah, it's predicted to premiere early 2027. Okay, so that's about right. Oh, it's the final season, too.

The third one that's coming is this final season. Damn. But yeah. I tried to convince Rory to watch House of Dragons when he was in the hospital. He said the Wi-Fi was bad. His tablet was dead. All of these things. Well, no, you told me to watch Game of Thrones first.

I did. That's eight seasons and each episode is, what? Three hours? 45 minutes. But now that I'm watching House of Dragons again, you actually don't need to watch Game of Thrones to watch House of Dragons. Same universe, but you don't, different timelines. So you can start with House of Dragons.

That's only in, this is the third season. That's Aaron right now. Mm-hmm. So. I might binge watch Game of Thrones. You should. Have you watched House of Dragons though? Never seen House of Dragons.

So House of Dragons is a prequel to Game of Thrones. I think. No, I know that, but I never. You should start. You should start. But Game of Thrones, I was like, I was a Gotti for a second. Yeah, I was a Gotti. So then start House of Dragons?

Because the new season is on right now. So you should start it. I don't want to be a hottie. I want to be a Gotti. So the Gatties are in the House of Dragons? He just made that up. Just literally ignore more. They might be.

She's never know. That's why I want to watch it again. I might have missed it. There's Luke Casey's in there? I'm confused. Is it like Harry Potter where they have the different quidditch teams? Exactly.

The bananas are won and I didn't know. Game of Thrones was on that type of time. Love Game of Thrones. Have any of you guys watched Larry David's new show? No. Life Larry in the pursuit of unhappiness? No. No, I've never even heard of it.

If you love Larry David, it's funny. What he does is he takes, like, huge moments in history, like, inventing the telephone and makes it very much a Larry David-esque annoyed type of thing. But signing a Declaration of Independence, like, he takes those moments and makes them very Larry David. Okay. It's not curb. And I've seen some people complain about it.

But it's lighthearted and fun. It's funny. It's funny. It's Larry. Is it top tier Larry David? Of course not. But it's silly and I've enjoyed the first two episodes. Okay. It's not bad.

And this is on Prime? It's all Max. HBO Max. Okay. The Odyssey. P. Jackson, if we're going to watch that. Yeah. I had lunch with our guy Aristotle today and he said he bought 7 a.m.

tickets for Odyssey. I said you're going to watch a movie at 7 a.m. That's sick. He said you can't get a fucking. 2 p.m. time. Wait, what is this about? And Travis Scott is in it? Well, what the fuck are we watching?

It's like the Greek mythology thing. It's the legendary Greek king of Ithaca. I didn't know they were doing this in upstate on his long journey home following the Trojan war. Odysseus. Yeah. But it's got Matt Damon. Isn't a Zendaya in it too?

Zendaya is in it as well? Yeah. I don't know. It's everyone's talking. How about it? Christopher Nolan, like, he directed it? Yeah. So this is a big deal. Very big deal.

Oh, we got a lot of my favorites on there. Ian Hathaway, Robert Pattinson. Oh, John Bernthal's in it? That's one of my favorite actors. Love John. Well, all right, what does Travis play? Oh, they didn't put anything by his name. A Trojan warrior.

Makes sense. He plays Cactus Jack. The Trojan Warrior. Cactus Jack. The Trojan Warrior. On a voyage long, long away from a hundred. on cactus jack and his and his jack boys

that's definitely what it is but he's a bar named Demodicus that's definitely the name of his next album for sure yeah for sure maybe we should go see this together guys no I'll pass well if not going to see it's a 7 a.m. is the only time you get tickets yeah I'll wait for the DVD yeah

but yeah I mean Christopher Nolan I know a lot of people are talking about that all right so it's a big movie Yeah. All right. I'll check it out. I like anything that gets people to the theaters, at least. Yeah.

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we have a future album. We have a Larry, well, no, Larry June announced for the 17th, but we have a future and dream album right now. Wait, wait, wait, Future and Dream together? No. Oh, the way he said, I was going to say, wait, where the fuck was that? Like, Future and Dream got an album together? No, Dream is putting out Love, Hate, too.

Yeah. And Future is putting out his album as well. What's the name of the Future album? It's called The Real Me. Oh, shit. Ryan, close that. Where do we think Future is taking us with The Real Me? Is this, I'm still talking?

or this is I understand my terrible ways, and this is the real me. I don't think we ever going to get out with futures talking about his terrible ways. And I don't want it. I don't want it either. I do. I don't want futures 444.

No. Like, I don't want him to change. I don't want him to realize. I don't want him to evolve. Yeah. I just want him to add another baby mother and just keep him moving. Y'all are tripping.

Add another trope. Futures 444? Hendrix was the closest thing we got to it. I hope this is more Hendricks. based off the title. Hendrick is, that's my favorite feature out, just because it's more like R&B future. But I mean, I'm always here for a future project.

Oh no, I definitely want to hear. I'm just curious what he's doing. Did they release a trackless yet? No. No trackless? Okay. No. But I mean, of all the places, he's like projecting the free bands logo

in certain places like, you know, as promo. He did it at Magic City. And everyone in Magic City, you don't need to tell a future album's coming out. Maybe you should promote it in places that people wouldn't know. But that,

it does make me feel better that he chose Magic City. I don't think we're getting a 444 if it's being projected at Magic City. Oh, this is the track list? Oh, just came out. Fuck it.

You're all right? I like that title. Snow and Skyami. Oh, my God. I'm going to do seven lines. Snowing. Skyamie is fucking. Oh, in Sky.

Followed by Buildavich. Buildabit. Buildabit. Oh, yeah. If I could. Cast the spell already sounds like one of my favorites. Eye to eye. Styrofoam. Yeah, I'm here for it.

Who do we think is on the album? You think Drake on the album? Yeah. Maybe. Only because feature was on. Damaris said maybe. Demaris, we know maybe. Maybe.

Maybe. Maybe. You know what, well, I think it's a 50-50 shot. I think it's either yes or no. Yeah, it's either yes or no. Yes, he's on it or no. Because he said it like, nigga, if you know, just tell us what song he on.

How would I know he's on a few times? I don't know. Maybe he told you. Nah. Or maybe he didn't. There you go. Future being on Ice, man, I can see, you know, I know they don't do verse swaps at that level,

but I can see if they were working, that Drake would be honest. Think Kendrick is on it? No. It's a lot of songs. Future always does that, though. And so I'm saying who's the, you got to have some features on there.

I think it's probably heavy features on there. But I think probably Drake 21, Glorilla. Glow and Future would be good. Sexy. Sexy is on everyone's album, so probably. Yeah, she's on, she's on a Wayne Cole run of features at this point.

He's on everybody's fucking album, so probably. She might be on Tim McGraw's shit in August for a lot. I don't. So outside of Drake in 21, who are some of the guys we think is on it, though? Um, probably the usual suspects. Travis? Maybe. I always like featuring Travis together.

A little baby. Gunna? Possibly. I think he got a Gunna, Jr., for sure. Possibly. That shit going to ring off. Gunna in future. Do we think this would be a good time for TDE in the, in the midst of,

to put Dochi on it. That's interesting. It wouldn't be, because I think, I think she'd be fine in that realm. I think she can adapt to a future sound. And I think it would just be a good look for her to be on something like that to show the range that she could have.

No, I don't think Doche. I think Thames, though. Listen, I mean, Thames and Future was on Coles album together. Yeah. They sounded fucking great together. They're undefeited. Every time they get together.

Tyler. Tyler and Future would be, that would be great for her. Belly Gang Cushington Belly Gang is definitely on this album Oh yeah that's right Yeah they should put out the single Oh so yeah

So yeah so yeah so never mind on that but I should I know a lot of people hated the Calid future Siza Miss Jackson remix I wasn't terribly mad at Future and Siza together Okay Sizz on there would be great

Kodak Yo I still Future is so good that anyone Comptoms Koyette Kiney and um Yo, when I saw that clip When Kodak said Him, Kanye,

and kids who named me their group was KKK. Their group, yeah. Dog, I could not I did not see that. That shit, bro. Yeah, he said that. That's their group, man, yeah.

Is Kodak streaming? He streams? We black Jews. We Israelites. If Kodak streams, he might be the one dude that I actually start watching stream. I mean, I'm here for it.

Like, if Kodak, if y'all tell me Kodak is streaming on Twitch or something, I might, like, tune in to his streams. Yeah, he's streaming, I guess. Do we really think that Kodak, Kendrick, and Konyi have a group chat? Hasn't Kajen Kajen Kendiary for like the last year? Why yes, keep saying group chat?

Oh, that's what I thought you guys just said. They were supposed to have a group name. Yeah. Oh, so the other two don't know that they're in this group. It's just like Kodak just came up with this group on his own. We black Jews, we Israelites. It's fucking hilarious. Well, the KKK is not too fond of Jews or black people or black people that are Jews.

So you see what you see what Yack is trying to take it? I'm not woken up for that one. Yeah. You saw that Kanye just announced a New Orleans show? Oh, where? Yeah. Oh, that's going to be crazy. It's Superdome, right?

Is that what they call? It got to be. No, I'm saying. It's whatever that is. It's Superdome, yeah. That might be worth going to. Love Tampa, love San Antonio, like, cool, but I'm just, I don't know if I'm flying there. I would fly to New Orleans for.

Yeah We could take the Bishma Live van park it right outside That'd be August 28th What day of the week is that? I got it

I'm angle a lot I think I need to catch one of those Kanye shows live though It's Tuesday August We could We could record Monday and Wednesday

in New Orleans Yeah New Orleans is a cheap gig too Like I've never been I'm banned from

Airbnb because of New Orleans, so we'd have to put it under one of y'all names, but You can get in our shit, man. Well, no, I wasn't the reason it got banned. It was just under my name. We could do that. New Orleans has cheap Airbnbs, big-ass crubs. That would be fun. You don't look like he thinks about it. Maude don't want to hang with you. We don't have to hang. I'm just not thinking that deep into it right now, but that is like

an event to go to the like, see Kanye and New Orleans would be crazy. I want to see him anywhere. I want to see that show live. That shit looks crazy. I've seen the Miami show. Some people on my on my timeline. I was at the Miami show. And I was like, yeah, nah, that's the show you might have to get to.

Yeah. No, absolutely. So if we have the toxicity that is future, is the dream going to balance it out for us? Like, I need something to make you feel like I'm in love, yo. I don't know where Dream is at in his personal life. Because when Dream was younger, he would, you know, do interviews. and we were aware of who he was dating.

I don't know what type of mind state he's in. If he's in a toxic place as far as relationships, that's what it's going to be. So I can't say that he is going to balance out any toxicity between future. If he's in 1977 mode, they're going to compete for who's more toxic at that time. But he's got Push, Ross, Usher, T.I., Swiss and Kelly Rowland. Ooh, Kelly.

That's probably the one I want to hear the most. Kelly rolling record. You scroll over. How many songs total? 17. Not terribly not at that number. All right. Be my lady featuring T.I.

I don't know. I'm kind of with it. Powder coat feature and push a T and Swiss beats. Okay. Well, Dream is always great with rap features. That's why I'm not too scared of all the rap features on here. The Usher Joint was okay.

I'm more curious for the B-sides on this than the singles. but it's dream. State of peaches sound crazy already. State of peaches? Yeah. That might be the first track I go to. I know what he's talking about on that shit. I mean, neither of them are Spanish, Kelly or him,

and calling the shit Poppy Tiamma. Yeah, that's going to be a joint. Think they be speaking Spanish? I hope not. I love calling niggas Poppy. Yo, get a hold of yourself. You all right? No, I'm just saying.

like why do you like calling niggas poppy because it make them they fold Rory said he fold what bitches he's white

he's supposed to fold he feels like he's one of us when they call him poppy he feels like he's accepting I do this when I get that

yeah yeah no more and more of this yeah that's the white that's the white black power you just turn the wrist

yeah just turn it you just turn it it's the whole different see this and this is different you know I mean called nigg's poppy

yeah She wants to go to this after party at Harbor, which we left out. I don't think it's going to be the young Harbor that she thinks it is. I think it's going to be a lot of 45-year-old ex-drug dealers from the projects in there. Who's doing the park? Sign me up. Bleak. Oh, this is Bleak's official after-party?

He's hosting it? Yeah. Maul, you're going to come outside? Come on, Ma'amara is going to be calling everybody poppy in there. And that's really their names. Come on, Ma'amah. Really, I've daughter. That's the plug.

Yeah. Ma, you don't want him with me at Allison. Come on. Nah. Not at Harvard, though. With Bleak and them, it's gonna be your peoples. That's all I'm saying, no. I know what Bleak on. Like, nah. Bleak is a family man. No, I'm just talking shit in the air. No, that's my nigga. Shut out Bleak, man. Obliq is performing.

He has one in the Bronx on Friday, and then this is Saturday at Harvard, which is in Midtown. It's fucking late. First of all, Bleak has records that go off in the club. So that performance will be great. Him performing might get me there, but just for the performance. I don't know. Harbor sober. But yes, I don't think it's going to be the young shit that you think is going to be.

I don't think it's going to be young shit. I'm not young and I don't like young people. I don't know why you can bring that up. I like old shit. I want to be around all the old ex drug dealers. Shut out bleak, man. They don't broke up with their wives. They look at fuck.

You know what I'm saying? They want to feel young again. Jay Zed them. Leak at salsa come fuego? Blik going to my hood. All right. Blake, hold on, man. What you doing uptown?

Yo, Bleak got to run. He has an event in Brooklyn right now. No, Bleak is doing a lot of cool duce shit around this weekend. So definitely salute to Bleak. That's what's up. Yeah, we outside. Hey, bye. You doing the Friday one then?

What's Friday? The one in the Bronx. I'm not going to salsa confuego. I'll find you that. I've had many nights over there on that block. I'm going to see the Avenue. I'm cool. I don't ever want to go back over there.

I'm totally cool. All right, fine. boring well before we get out of here do we have voice mouth we do we have one you've got mail what's up

let me know let me know I'm the asshole alright so last year I met this girl right first date

he tells me he felt the alcohol like out of my board so I'm like can I be honest too I say your rest of right she was like

oh you know I just think nacho so that's why it's thinking and I'm not mad you're best things whatever right but since then

choice made, she brush the teeth or whatever, when did I think of over, right? So then we fall out for a little bit. In January, I spend the block, go to a crib, and we chop up, whatever, and then, you know, I spend the night. And it's like, in the bed, like,

her breath was so bad, I literally couldn't sleep. Like, she would breathe, and, like, it would wake me up, because it was so, it was so fucking foul. Like, I did ask not sleep. Like, to go to sleep, I had to put my head in the fucking pillow, right? So because of that, I kind of like took a step back.

And then I saw her again. She was like, oh, I don't want to kiss you because I got bad breath. So I was like, damn, she finds back to the back. Your breath stinks. Kind of weird. So I took a step back. And yeah. So yesterday, well, I see her, we talk a little bit.

And then I tell her like, yo, like, you know what I'm saying? The reason I take a step back is because your breath starts. And now she's mad at me. Say I'm trying to embarrass her in your stamen. But it's just like, nah, show you your breath, like dead-ass stinks. Like, am I wrong? You know what I'm saying? I don't think I am.

But, you know, yeah, let me know. You can still tell the truth and be an asshole. I don't think he's an asshole. But I don't think he's an asshole. I just want to make that clear as well. But yes, you can, a lot of people hide behind, hey, I was just being honest. Yeah, you're being honest, but you're also being a dick.

When it comes to breath, though, I think all bets are out. Like, you can just tell somebody your breath stink. I don't think you're an asshole. Is there an easy way to tell somebody your breath stinks? No. But what is the easy way? Pulling them to the same thing? side and make sure you have enough space to have that.

Like, Demarest, if that was you, how would you want the guy to tell you? Where you wouldn't be like so. I had a partner tell me that. Well, okay, hold on. Is it like, if it's continuous stank breath, then that's just like something they got to deal with. But you got to have a conversation. Like, I don't know if it's a bad tooth, but you need to go to the dentist and get that figured out. If they don't get it figured out, then leave.

But I've had a guy, like, when we woke up, he was like, yo, you need to brush the teeth. I'm like, you do too. That's different. Yeah. But if you have, like, just constantly. Stint bad breath. Like, no, you need to go to the dentist and figure out what's back there decaying. Or what's going on in your stomach?

Or in your stomach as well, yeah. But if her breath is so bad that he can't sleep. Like, I don't sat up there and ate some fucking fajitas with a whole bunch of onions and peppers and went to sleep. And still didn't have breath so bad that it kept niggas up at night. That's crazy. Something is wrong. Yeah, that mean. And how the fuck you can't smell it?

Your nose right on top of your lip. I mean, that back tooth in the back, that shit black. Listen, in the past, I've, I've, I've fucked through some, some smelly box before. The bad breath thing, though, I don't think I could ever do that. That's a little, I like to make out, nah. Yeah, bad breath. The breath thing, like, is really a big no for me. Yeah, bad breath is something you can't look past.

Yo, you laying on a nicket chest and his breath state and then, like, every exhale, like, you exhale and too, and you inhale at the same time as him so that you don't smell his breath so that you're in. don't match his Excel, terrible. So you're inhaled. Don't match you. You're trying to find the rhythm of in. Yeah, you got to breathe in between his. Yeah, I got to breathe in when he breathing in. Because if I breathe in when he breathing out, then you fucked.

You're getting all that, all that air. Yeah. Yeah, nothing worse than cuddling with somebody in like, they scalp stink. Ooh. Like, or they bonnet stink. Yeah. The bonnet, I definitely said. The bonnet scalp combo.

Because people don't know they scout, be stinking. Oh, yeah, no, for sure. I don't know that I don't know that Yeah You're trying to cud them You're just like She fucking your whole

Like I've definitely said to a girl Let me put that bonnet On delicate in the wash right now Quick wash 22 minutes on delicate Heavy duty Spend that motherfucker around

Yeah Flip that shit around Like a comforter Fuck that Put that shit on heavy Put that shit on heavy duty Fuck that delicate shit

Nah heavy duty But I feel like we told I had a friend that had terrible breath, that was definitely a stomach issue. And I wasn't the only one that said something to him, but once he didn't want to fix it, we just, we just had to deal with it. I ain't gonna lie. If your breath stink, like, and we hang out like twice,

you're not getting a third hangout. Yeah, because it wasn't you just had sour cream and onion chips. Like, ah, you're too old. You're too old. You're too old. You're too grown to be walking around with stink mouse. Like, you're too grown. And how you don't feel me your breath stink?

Like, I know, like, right now my breath, probably stink because of what I just ate and I feel to dry in my mouth. What you ate? You said what? What did you eat? It don't matter what I ate. Why? The point is. The fact that you're being so defensive makes you want to inquire more. Because I'm on a diet and I feel guilty about what I ate. But that's not the point. The point is for your dry July, you only made it nine days. Yeah, you think we're like, you're counting your carbs. Like, the fuck.

Anyway, but yeah, like you can feel the dryness. Like, you feel that shit on your tongue. Like, you can feel that shit on your tongue. Like, you can feel. of morning breath, yeah. Do people that have bad breath all the time not realize it? Are they just so used to that smell? Yeah, they used to the smell. And some people don't care. People don't have great hygiene, man.

Some people don't care about no parts of them being stank. Like, some people will sit up there and twerk and know that they pussy funky. Like, they know, they don't know. And they don't care. Maybe this is being a shady friend. Well, not a shady friend, but it definitely did cross my mind with that friend, like, when he would date. I would wonder.

Girls are dirty, too. I would wonder how they would be okay. Yeah, girls are... Because I would have problems sometimes, like, speaking to him. Yeah. Oh, and bitches with kissing him? That's what, like, and I don't know. Again, I was not the only one.

All of us individually said to him, yo, your breath smells, and it's not like a thing that happened today. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, this is a body you caught two summers ago. Like, this is, I think it's something in your stomach, like, yeah. Just, I feel like a bad friend not telling you you walking around with staying breath. Appendix just burst.

and he never did anything to fix it and he would seriously date and just talk I would always wonder like there's no way if I'm having trouble speaking to him that you tongue in him down that that can't it can't be because girls be funky too

but even if you're funky you can't taste like this funk just cancel each other out when you funky you funky and when I'm funky and you know what I'm saying my girl is funky then it's a funk to five party I guess when I've been in love like kissing with morning breath

because I guess we both have morning breath so it cancels each other up yeah I guess so that shit do not cancel out I can taste it but what level of morning breath though not terrible I'm because you can have morning breath but it's not like stink it's just morning breath yeah I'm happy so I don't think my morning breath is even that

it's definitely morning breath it's not it's not like chemicals yeah yeah it's not falling asleep with what what with oh this is bad I'm sorry fall in sleep with squirt or like nut or like vagina on your tongue and then wake it up in the morning your morning breakfast. Falling asleep with what? Bodily fluids

on your tongue. Who's falling asleep with squirt on their tongue? If you was eating coochie the night before and then you wake up, yeah, without brushing you think? In my younger days, and it would be my beard and I just go to sleep. Now these days I'm washing my face, brushing my, everything is different.

But in my 20s, whew, right on the pillow. still in my beard oh if you fall asleep with your mouth open tongue hanging out and that tongue dry when you wake up who fall in the seat like like an old pit bull tongue hanging out

like who's falling asleep some people fall asleep with their mouth open with their tongue hanging out I've never seen anyone you never seen a nigga sleep with their tongue hanging out their mouth

tongue hanging out his mouth it's not all the way out like a cartoon it's not like that but when you fall asleep like her people fall asleep like that with your mouth open with your mouth open and your tongue yeah mouth open but she said tongue hanging out that's crazy a nigga sleep with his tongue and he might

be dead like he may no longer be with us like he may no longer be with the living like his tongue hanging out yeah no that's crazy yeah uh well let's answer his question is he an asshole no no he's not an asshole but you do need to you tell her like hey i love you like i really fuck with you but i'm not gonna be able to be with you unless you go to the dentist and figure that out. Now, if she hasn't figured it out by now, she might be a filthy bitch and you can't trust her. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. Because if a man ever told me my breath was stank, I'm running to the doctor.

Have you ever dated a cigarette smoker? No. I've fucked one, but of like full time. Oh, that cigarette mouth was great. I could never. Ew. Like a one-time thing, not now, but back, yeah. But like every day, I don't think I could do that.

That's disgusting. Your cigarette mouth is like, yeah. That's a lot. I don't even want to fuck nobody that vape for real. Why your breath always smell like fucking cinnamon toast crunch? All right, I feel like with women dating a guy that vapes is way different. Fucking a girl that vapes, you don't care about your dick. Well, I feel like you feel like that now because of your age.

But to our listeners that are 10 years younger than you, yeah, you're probably right. It's probably normal. Everybody fucking. Yeah. My age, though, no, I'm not fucking a girl that vapes. Like that. Imagine being on a date and she just keep taking a vape out.

That shit is crazy. I'm sorry, bro. Like, seeing women vape is so crazy to be like. But we, I can't talk shit because I am a hookah smoker. So who the fuck am I just because you found a way to carry the hookah around with you? To me, that's crazy. Like, if you want to smoke hookah, cool. Taking a portable hookah is crazy.

But I used to. And our girls like, We used to have little square ones. We used to have hookup pins back in the day. Remember? I think it's what caused my stroke. That's definitely what calls my stroke. I used to fuck them hookah pins up.

The hookah pins, the weed pins. Like, I used to hit them shit. So I can't judge a vapor when I used to be on them hookah pins bad. If a girl pull out that like that rectangle thing. Oh, the big vape, the big vape. Not the little cute little ones like this size. That shit. That's crazy.

That big industrial size. That only guys with gauges used to hit. Now like regular civilians do. Yeah, like blowing O's and shit like that You know, you're a day doing smoke tricks at the table Yeah, she blow an O around you That should get bigger as it's coming As it's coming towards you

It's a heart and it hits you It's like your bitch like I don't want to like It's a cubit arrow You're like bitch get that shit out of here with that shit Now you got me smelling like blueberry miss Fucking blueberry miss heart hitting me in the middle of the rest of my life Oh my God bro That's nasty

All right, well, let's get out of here. Shout to Future and Dream. Definitely listening this weekend. Yes, sir. Shouts everyone going to the Hove shows. Everyone be safe. If you see me or Rory, give us a hug. You don't, I mean, you don't have to.

Just like, yo, that's a hug. The wrong nigga going to walk up on baby D's tomorrow. No, you said. Now, you said, baby D, if I see you, I can hug you. Come on. Snuck on to give me a hug now. This is he going to be mad, right? Where my hug at?

With my hug? Yeah, that's what you say. I was referring to women, but I mean, you know. Now, see, now narrow it down. Now it's women, right? Yeah. But men, if you see us, you can dab us up, say hi. I just don't like when I, when someone-

All the men give Rory a hug. Yeah, all the men give Rory a hug. I don't, and say you think for that he's still here. Can't. I don't like when people see us and they, like, stare. Just say, like, say hi. We don't bite. All right.

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