New Rory & MAL - Episode 519 | Dude Bombs

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

Zip sits down with the guys to chop it up about Dame Dash, who went viral again this week for hating Jay-Z's Yankee Stadium shows. Pharrell sparks rumors that Hov will send more shots at everyone he addressed in his Roots’ Picnic freestyle, and Mal shares his predictions for the guests at the other upcoming shows Jay has around the world. Zip stakes his claim as being the best rapper in every prison that he was in, Yung Miami leaves BossMan Dlo’s Motion Party Tour, leaving the internet to speculate why, and J.Cole kicks off his The Fall Off Tour in Charlotte. R.Kelly asks Trump to pardon him, Boosie finds himself in big debt, a listener inquires about what to do if he’s no longer attracted to his wife. All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-forever Go to https://baskandlatherco.com and use code RORYANDMAL for 20% offSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That was just her girlfriend. For like a month. Yeah. You'd be acting like y'all was like, you was madly in love. This nigga been with this girl for 20-something years, bro. It's the mother of his kids. No, no, no. But that's, you been with 20-something years, bro.

But listen, I sat back and went. That's the first time I watched. Like, they know how he's never smell for real. I really stay away from a lot of the dame shit. Just because it's, you know, I don't like to see him like that. Like, because it's just like, it's cringe. It's kind of like uncomfortable to see that shit. That's what I said.

At this point is becoming like a little like. No, but this now, like, it's like, because you got to remember, it's going from, it was nobody cares about reasonable doubt, right? This was before the shows. And then he just like a whole city down. And now it's like, yo, it's too many Yankee hats. Nobody cares about you But that's why he specifically said

When he said it None of these kids now You ask any of these kids They don't care about reasonable doubts I'm in to that I would reply Nick it ain't more kids than adults though So who gives a fuck? Yeah, it's just a certain level

It's not more kids than adults No, I knew it was next level Haters shit Are we recording? Oh, start the clock Oh yeah I knew it was next level hate of shit We'll get to the

Yo, why you even like Why are you with your wife Because that's just, that's Chappelle show level hating skit. He said, why you do that shit in the Bronx? Our offices is wearing Manhattan. Yo, you're just grabbing at anything. Yeah, it's bad. He said, why would you do reasonable doubt in Yankee Stadium?

Our office was in Manhattan. Yeah, it's bad. What the fuck that got to do with anything? Nicky say, yo, the freestyle sounds like nine six. A dub. This is the 30-year commemoration. He said he didn't want to see. I think that came out.

What are you supposed to sound like 26? Right. On a freestyle? He pulled to sound like 20 or 96. What would be like more fitting for the moment? Then he said he didn't want to see Nas and Jay. Like he'd rather see him still rat beefing. He don't want to see the kumbaya.

But I know, Dame, if Jay was still beefing, it would be like, yo, you're 60 years old. He ain't by you beefing. Yo, it'd be cooler if y'all were together. Because he just said that. Nobody, he's 60 years. He said that in an interview probably two months ago. He's 60 years old. Nobody wanted to see him beefing.

This is what I'm saying. So now it's just like. When he put the first. When he put the fruit, the Roots picnic freestyle. He's 60 years old. Nobody wants him beefing with nobody. Exactly. But now you want him and Naz that still be beefing.

Yeah. It's just, it's... You want niggins to still be beefing because you still beefing. Because you still beefing. Because you still beefing. That's 20 years later. That's what it comes down to. Like, you still beefing.

You still upset. You still angry. Like, yeah, this is the time when I've seen Dame say some things that I'm just like, you know, like really, really, like, kind of disappointed and surprised that he's saying, It surprises you at this point? This is a different level. Him saying fuck Biggs. I'm saying fuck my brother.

That was surprising. That to me was like, now he's completely like completely going on a whole other direction. Like I, because, you know, you can't say that. No matter how you feel about things that transpired, what happened. I get it. I understand. But to say that, like the history that they have. and, you know, the families have with each other.

To say fuck Biggs, like, to me was like, oh, he's completely like. He's 60 talking about he wanted to fight and all of that. Yeah, yeah. It's just sad to see because, you know, again, the whole, you know, Yankee Stadium shit, you know, two people that were that obviously were missing that I could see that was like, damn, like they should be there was definitely Dane and Clark Kent. Yeah. Obviously, rest of peace.

I can't. But those were two of the figures that, you know, them not being in any of the pictures or, you know, any of the videos and clips like at the show to me was like, damn, you know what I'm saying? Not for me, though, man. Not for me, man. I'm more mad I ain't get to see like little Kim and Foxy squash nation and come out. Well, Bleak said Foxy was there.

But I'm saying, why Kim and Foxy ain't come out, do two songs? And I'm saying with Jay, you do two songs with Jay, you do the two you got with Jay. Yeah. Then y'all do brown nigger. Croned out and tear the motherfucker spot down for Brooklyn. You know what I'm saying? Put off for the city. I don't want to see Dane with Jay no more after what Dane did said about Jay, bro.

No, no, no. Of course. I don't know. I'm saying it's just not seeing him in that moment. Everything aside that he's said and done over the years, I'm saying like it was just in that moment, not seeing that was like, it was kind of like a reality. Like, damn, like a lot has changed. A lot of people that was such a big part of this.

are no longer around. You know, I like Dane, man. I like Dane, man, but Dane is crazy, man. Dame said nobody give a fuck about reasonable doubt, man. So I'm glad I didn't see you around. None of all of these festivities, man. Muffugher's was enjoying themselves. The ironing in that is Dane cares about regional doubt.

Yes, he do, because the nigger told you. There's nothing wrong with caring about Rital. Wait, look, put this in perspective. A nigga told you, I will give you the whole label, Rockefeller, in its entirety. Give me reasonable doubt back. Yeah. Nick said, nah, that's my first project.

Yeah, so obviously he cares. I think, I think Dane liked everything he saw. He did. Because what he's grasping at in this last clip of like, yo, Beyonce cutting his hair with no mirrors, like what are we doing now? You're grabbing at any, to me, you liked everything you saw, but you can't get yourself to say you liked it,

and that's exactly how you would have done it. So now you have to grasp at absolute straws, like, why are you doing it in the Bronx? Yeah. How come Beyonce don't got a mirror? Yeah. I think the key there is everything The nigger watched everything

Oh for sure The nigger saw it all I don't watch people I don't like Yeah exactly The shit that I don't like I couldn't tell you everything going on That's what I'm saying You know more about what this shit dick

I didn't see everything I seen a clip there You saw everything Dane talked about every fucking thing Dane's favorite word Because I watch all the Dames shit His favorite words now Is the verticals

You have to massage The verticals Yeah Dane level Tissue massage He love a algorithm. He love a vertical. He love a vertical.

He loves a vertical. That's just number one. And mind you, Dame is right when he says verticals. He just uses it a little too much. But yes, if you have a business, you should find the verticals that go with it. So income coming in everywhere. So why on earth would you look at Jay who owns part of fanatics, which owns part of Michelin F? Yeah.

And go, man, why are you selling Michelinette's jerseys? Yeah. I don't know, Dame. Maybe it's a vertical. You keep fucking talking about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He probably doesn't know that. No, he said it in there. He said, I know Jay is with fanatics. Oh, so then, yeah. He knows everything, bro. Dana's not dumb. That's Jay's biggest fan. No, Jay is not Jay Z without this nigga being the biggest fan.

He believed in Jay, but for anybody else. Jazzo did not believe in Jay Z like Dame Dash Day. I respectfully. Big Daddy King, Memphis Bleak, Taa, Tah, none of them nigg believed in Jay Z. Like, dame dash. Yeah. And it's clear that this nigga still, yeah, yeah, he's salty, man. I heard him say it.

He said he was bitter. Yeah. Which is fine. Just be better with, like, accurate. Right. Don't grasp it the way you're doing it now. I don't like the fact that he be talking about the nigga like he know him. Yeah.

You don't know that, nigga. You spend more years not being cool. Away from the nigger than y'all was together. Like, and like, not just not cool. despising each other probably so if y'all was together for 10 years cool it's been 20 years

where y'all niggas hated each other nigga you don't know that man no more you'll be trying to talk about his relationship with his wife by the time he got with her you was on the way out the door yeah you don't really know how he'd give it up with that girl because what rock'clock oh five oh four oh five they sold like December 04 yeah

that's around the time he got we probably he probably would be for like a year yeah you don't know that person anymore you don't know you don't know them you don't know how the year is the You don't know them as a couple or none of that. You've never been around them like that. I mean, it's just...

You don't know that man as a father? None of that. It's very telling. Like, I don't think that Jay despises Dane. But I do think Dane despise Jay. Nah, you got to despise a nigga that be saying, sir. Did the nigga talk about you like that, like for no reason? But I think Jay understands where it's coming from.

That's why he don't take it. I don't think he takes it as he doesn't despise Dame. I don't think he'll ever obviously be in the same space he was at once with Dame. I think we all know that. But I think Jay despises Kanye For the things Kanye has said Like Dame's Dames's thing that's coming stemming from a different thing

He's just mad he's still not around on the business end And you know like he It's a lot of that But Kanye stepped across lines that there's no coming back from You start talking to my people's kids And things like that There's no coming back from that Dame hasn't done that

When you start talking about a nigger wife Is the same shit though What do he say about? I don't know I mean I don't know if he said nothing like Yeah I don't think he's ever saying I think the same thing that's disrespectful about Beyonce. They're bringing his nigga wife up and all that and this nigga wife.

Yeah, I don't think he should think it's just same. Why do he think he thinks Dame is corny? Why does he have his wife with him cut? Why has he got his wife with him? Right. I think that's corny. Yeah. I think it's corny him having his wife with him.

Yeah. Why would he do that? And on top of that. Imagine no rightfully so. All he does is talk about family and how important family is. Yeah. I like what I like what Dame and his wife do. I think that's, that's cool, how their business partners

and everything that they put out books together. Like, why is it cool when you do it? That's the girl you'd be rapping with? No, no, no, no. No, no. I'm cracking out. Because I was about to say, I do not like what they be doing. What?

Nah, that's not. Would you battle, would you battle, Nicky Licky? Nah, she got it. Nah, she got to have it. I can't fuck what. She got to. You ever she talked? She's nice?

Yeah. You ever she told Cam, nigga? What she told? What? What? That's what she said. Check that shit out. You ever she told Cam?

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niggas get sick every day be yeah you'm saying get some soup some tea you'm saying you be all right thank you for the sympathy I appreciate it or real friends I mean you know somebody you sick is you'll be all right somebody sent me a uh

a post to send uh Rory it was like a I had a stroke bear like a little like meme or something like she sent that to me as well she did I was like, damn, I forgot to send it to Rory. Like, I said, I tried to send it to Maris and say, if you're my secret Santa. But am I blocked now or something?

No. I can't send DMs to you. No, you're not blocked. Oh, you got to. What you did, baby, Dee? I ain't block him. You restricted? Maybe you put your restrictions on.

No, he was still being- comments on your stories. If it was restricted, he would still be able to leave it, I just wouldn't see it. I'd have been like, damn, what you're talking about? I don't know. Did you try to send it on the new Rory Mawr-N-Rourin-Rourin-N-Ster. No, possibly?

That shit. Oh, okay. My bad. But you texted to me. We're a friend. That was too much work. All right. It was right on Instagram.

But it was a little beard that said, oh my God, I had a stroke squeeze me or something. I survived a stroke and it had like a ribbon. I survived the stroke. And it had a, well, it wasn't a bear. It's a brain. I thought it was a bear at first. Oh, it's a stuffed brain. That's fucking weird.

I thought it was a bear until I really looked at it. Okay. Oh, it was a brain. All right. Yeah. Did your brain forget to bring up that Farrell comment that was at the show? You didn't tell me about that. I went home and had to see that on the internet.

I'm like, how you leave this out of the recap? What Farrell said? I didn't think it was like that crazy. That's why it wasn't like a high priority for me. After the second Farrell set on night three, after the clips came out, Farrell closed out by saying they poke the bear. Now the bear cut his hair.

I don't know. I just felt like it wasn't as crazy in person as people made it seem on the internet. Like it kind of felt in person like Farrell was just fucking around. And then Jay-Z cut him off to the point of like, Hey, don't talk about the stuff that we talked about backstage. I hope you kill all of them niggas. Y'all know who I'm talking about?

For real, who are you talking about? I'm just saying that got all this jury? Who are you talking? The nigga that got all the jury? For real, who are you talking about? That's why, like, Rory's like, I don't think it's that crazy. I didn't think it was worth mentioning. I didn't feel that way watching it in person that forl was being that serious.

I can see when you clip it and put it into Drake's internet that it could be the craziest thing you've ever heard in your entire. I could see this being summer jam screen takeover to the Drake algorithm. Drag it in person. I'm saying how I felt watching it. It seemed like Farrell was fucking around. It was like light in the air at that time. Nobody was like, oh shit.

What if Farrell just say? Everyone laughed. And then we moved on to Drunken Love. Like it wasn't really a huge deal in person. I don't think it's that crazy. I just think that it's worth mentioning. And who's all them niggas? I would assume everybody that he had dressed in the Roots picnic of freestyle.

I don't think it's just. just rappers. I just think it's in general this whole, like, hate-wave. Well, I hope you kill all them niggas is definitely rap related. But when you say, you know what I'm talking about how the fuck we got to guess. What you mean? Rock Nation is suing bloggers. Like, yeah, no, it's everybody. No, I don't think

it's, when he says, you poke the bear, not a bear, cut his hair, and he got on his helmet, talking about his Yankee cab. Now he's about to go to war. I hope he kill autumn niggas. He's talking about rap specific. That's not how Farrell said it. It was such a lighthearted moment. He's talking about rap specifically. And you guys can say to be naive or whatever. I'm telling you in person

it felt that way. It didn't land the way he wanted to do it. Pete said Gordo wore Ferell's chain. Is that confirmed? Oh, yeah, yeah, the NERD chain? If I was friends with Drake, I would have asked to wear the NERD chain I fucking love NERD.

If I could DJ with a set and I knew Drake, I'd be like, yo, let me hold the Farrell chain for the day. 100%. Okay. I just think all of this shit is just a little ridiculous at this point. All right. What? This.

Oh, no, it's definitely ridiculous. I agree with you that. Rad beef. we doing, bro. Yeah. Rat beef? Not rap beef, because I think you're going to always need a certain type of, you know, just competitive energy and rap.

But like, all this little, you know, no music playing, Farrell told my, you'll kill all them niggas. Are you for real, though? Like, what we, Ferrell, just chill. Do your Louie thing. Get with some great beats, you know what I'm saying? Like, it ain't that energy shouldn't be coming from Farrell. Well, all right.

Farrell was involved. Please, we don't have to give back to that. But Farrell has been involved in this entire thing that has turned. the world into this odd chaos that we're in now that I agree is going too far. It's getting weird. Ferell was heavily involved. He was a focus point in that battle. He was brought up on every goddamn diss. And even outside of the battle shit, like

if my, when you were the same little energy little mama felt like when my home boy going off, like I feel the energy anybody here, anybody backstage, we've been drinking for 12 hours waiting for security to get shit in touch. Like now on my stage, I'm feeling myself like, yeah, I hope my nigga kill all them niggas like fuck you talk about like i don't think it was planned i think it's just like filling the energy you could see ho's face it wasn't the energy he stopped ferell from going for yeah that wasn't the energy though that was the energy in the building well i wasn't there but that wasn't there wasn't

sure you it was not that was not one person and i mean disrespectfully not one person was talking and thinking about drink or kendrick or anybody everyone wasn't thinking about dame wasn't thinking about anybody he said that was not the energy ferell said that because that probably was on his mind but here the thing about is you telling Jay to kill him. You rat too, nigga. Come on, Mom. He don't? Pete said, please.

He can't. He don't? I'm asking, does Farrell rat? Yes. Okay. You see these nice, see these ice creams? He rats.

Yeah, the same. Yeah, all of that. The same way he did all of that. You kill him, niggas, too. The interior. Yeah. Don't do that? Because if Farrell came out and did it.

this record, you'd sit on this couch and be like, for a while. Not get the fuck. The same thing you just did. You would be like, why the fuck you doing that? The same thing I'm doing about him telling how it'll kill all them niggas. That's calling you. I just think we're all overthinking it a bit. And it was a spirit moment. Yeah, but he said it. And I know everyone's going to say out. He said that energy out there though. He put that energy out there on

what was supposed to just be a night of just celebrating Hove and everything he's done in the last 30 years. You brought that energy to the stage. You said those things. Jay never alluded to nothing. He did a on stage with a bulletproof vest That's 9-6, Hove, that's Jigler.

I just how we feeling. Nine-six, kill him, niggas. Nah, nah, nah. Are you looking to people? Oh, we're taking shots at niggas in nine-six, man. This is the energy, man. Did he take shots in 2026 on this stage? Yes.

Not on this stage, but he, he didn't do no freestyle. He didn't go out nobody in a freestyle. He went at, he went at people talking about the target. He's a sellout. Yeah. For his business rules. He didn't go ahead of rap. He didn't go out of rap.

I think he shot that funk master flex. When? Nigs talking about all they talking about Colin Capin' Nick and niggas again. That's a shot at Flex. Funk match the flex. You think Farrell got an allegiance to flex? What?

Yeah. Like, no, he did. Bro, that wasn't the energy, bro. That wasn't the stage for that for Farrell to say that. Ever since he popped out looking like one of the bone thugs, niggas, that's the energy, homie. He set the tone with that, nigga. Y'all niggas ain't going to change the ambiance, nigga.

He's out with a bulletproof vest on, nigga. He came out looking like EZE and them, niggis. Set the tone in Philly. Now I'm in New York. Bulletproof. So are you in some type of alignment with Farrell said, thinking that Jay is preparing to go at niggins? Because I don't think that's why.

I think that's why he cut him off. I don't think so. I don't think so. I think he cut him off because he's like, yo, come on, relax. He cut him off one because you could tell Farrell hadn't planned on what he was saying. It was not like some lucid thought

that Farrell had thought about all week he was going to say. It was in the moment. He was rambling. He was trying to think of what to say. He was drunk? I don't think he was drunk. drunk, but it was He was drunk in love.

Off the top of his head. They play drunk in love after that? Like the way, the way DeMara said it is not how Farrell said it. It took play drunk and love. I had it spice. He was drunk in love. He was drunk, bro. Yeah.

Let's just talking about him drunk. It is what it is. I don't want to put that out because I don't know if he drink. I don't know if Farrell drink. Like, I don't want to put that out. I'm sure Farrell has had a better thing. That's the rich nigga, um, drug of choice. Alcohol?

Yes. Yeah. Champagne. I mean, that's the poor nigga drug of choice. For sure. Like what? This is a different level. This is a different shell for alcohol.

No, I'm saying, but I'm saying like, we got poor, poor niggas and smoke crack, there's some hair rod and all that. Like, the rich nigga's drug and choice. Alcohol. Alcohol. Spirit. And cocaine, but yes.

There's no some coke, too. Yeah. But yes. Hove cut Farrell off because he was going nowhere with his rant. He was like, all right, that's enough. Like, go ahead. And I think he cut him all because he was no point that he was making. I think he cut them all too because that doesn't align with what Jay got in store.

Like, nigga, I'm not this or not going at. No, don't have a niggas thinking I'm over here. I'm not dissing nobody, bro. Like, I'm 60 years old. Why, the fuck, I'm not doing that? Another naive thought, and this is only because Roseberg, Ero, and Laura, were not all of them.

But Rosenberg said Mald didn't go to the Yankee Stadium show because he's riding with Drake. Who said that? Rosenberg. He was joking around. He said it today. Rosenberg. Y'all talk about them.

I heard that shit. I don't think Drake and Jay Z have that big of an issue. They don't. Like, I really, maybe I'm naive. I don't think. they have an issue. No, I mean, obviously Drake feels away about Jay giving Kendrick the Super Bowl show to platform that message. Obviously, naturally, as he would. Jay would fill away if, again, like I said before, if it was Nas and Jay and Dr. Dre gave Nas the Super Bowl show to get Eater off,

Jay would fill away towards Dr. Dre. It's just a natural thing. But Drake is not sitting back beefing in his mind and preparing to go at Jay. That's not no, bro. It's not that. And you can feel away about something somebody did, and it'd just be that. Like, I didn't like that move. I didn't like what you did. But it's not a beef. It's not a, when I see you, you know, it's an issue. I'm not getting in the booth going at you. It's not, he said what he said on Ice, man. Cool. That's regular rap shit. Yeah, that's regular rap shit. And I came on here and was like, is that really a shot? I was like, the jig is up. Okay. If y'all want to call it a shot, cool. I grew up in a different time of rap. To me, a shot then and a shot now, y'all, it's

two different shots y'all calling. Why you say that? Drake did what Jay did most of his career. Subliminals. Me example. A little sub here and that. It was a little. You just throwing subliminous back in the days.

Yeah, but. Oh, it was the kid of that. Yeah. I didn't look at sneaking in the back door. Nobody knew he was talking about LL. Right. But what I'm saying is I didn't feel like, I don't know how to old Jesus.

Y, I know how the O.GIS is rocking already, my nigga, the jig is up. I didn't feel like that was a shot at Jay. Was he talking about Jay? Okay, I could see that. But when you say it's a shot. I get what you saying. I mean, it's just a little different.

It's just like, oh, I get it, but it's not, it didn't just feel as a shot to me, you know what I'm saying? But I only said that to say, because Rosenberg jokingly said, we know you didn't go to Hove because you're riding with OVO. I don't think there's a world where Mall goes to the Jay Z show and Drake feels away about it. Yeah, like, that's what I'm saying. Like, that's just, I don't, I don't fuck you. I know I fuck with Rosenberg.

That's my guy. I fuck with Rosenberg. But like, come on, man. Like, that's just, it's a slow news day? Is that what it is? Yes. Okay. All right.

I get it. If that's what you want to create, go ahead. Quick question. There were some things that I saw online about the potential it is happening. Would you be surprised if Jay bought out Kendrick for a bitch don't kill my vibe remix? In LA? In LA. I could see him bringing Kendrick out, but not to do bitch don't kill my vibe remix.

Okay. I liked Jay on that, but that remix wasn't like a thing. I'll tell you all the time. One of Jay's superpowers is that anybody he calls and asks to come out, they should. show up. Yeah. Even like Gizi, canceled his own residency in Vegas. Even if you're four hours late. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, he, you know, that's just the power

Jay. He called, again, he brought Michael Jackson to Summer Jam. If you can bring Michael Jackson anywhere, that's like, you can get anybody to come on. That's what I'm saying. So Fat Joe and Jada kids doing, I'm from New York with no Jai Rood in? Jeezy had a residency in Vegas. I just said this shit.

What is we talking about? They could have split a plane? Hello? This is Jay-Z. Yeah. Shit, John and Hope could have done a couple joints. You cannot get to fuck you. That would have been crazy.

Yeah, he could like, J-Roo's not included in this. Somewhere 50 smiling. Yeah. He's watching the niggins is doing the part of the song he probably liked. Some also. There's a part of this song he probably liked. I don't think this is true,

but one could maybe assume, too, that Fat Joe showed up to night three and was like, nah, I'm getting on that stage. Yo, G-Goo. Nah. Fit me in for like 30. seconds right there. Nine. No, I mean, I definitely.

It's a fat show thing to do. Jay and BR when it comes as anal as they are as they are this shit. Yeah. No. I definitely feel like during the delay, it was a lot of time backstage with conversations and shit.

And I'm sure I can see that being thrown in. Last minute. Like, yeah, Jay just trying to fill out the set, have, you know, guests on stage. She had a stage with other artists and shit like that. I can see that when he did the best of both worlds tour. in the garden and when

R. Kelly did that bullshit and left the arena and all that. Like, that's what Jay did. Everybody, Usher was there. T.I. was there. All these niggins is backstage. Jay put together that set like in 10 minutes. It was like, yo, you're going to do a couple joints. You do a couple joints. Like, I can see that

happening in the Yankee Stadium. Like, yo, fuck it. You want to rock. Y'all want to come on. Like, goo right there, cue up there. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, that's how it's how. But again, that's the power of Jay. Like, everybody's here anyway. We all backstage sipping, talking shit, laughing. Yo, what's up, nigga, you want to come rock?

Like, all right, come on, come do a joint in two. Like, it's just, it's a New York moment, New York rappers with Kiss and Joe. Yeah, come on. Like, he has history with them. He has business dealings with them now and shit like that. Like, so yeah, y'all come on. Like, share the stage. Let me get your shit off real quick.

I was mad during the delay because I was looking at 75 rappers in the Ace of Spades Lounge. Why you niggas not up there opening? I see Yo Gotti, Jim Jones, Fab, Mison, Division. Like, yo, go up there and croon. Yeah. Crewing. Get the people going. Yeah.

There's entertainers everywhere. Someone get a microphone and entertain these people. Yeah. Yo, Zip, I had heard you rap before, but I was unfamiliar. That new freestyle you put out was fire. That shit is not new. Okay. That shit is mad old.

Whoa. I just put it up. I just put it up again. Just to remind these. There's places up there for you. Yeah. keep back in bad But you're doing that

And the niggas won and niggas won it And you're like what's up? Like what you're going When you're going to like drop some shit though I don't Yeah we on Netflix And all the eyes I just keep that to myself right now

What you mean though This is who you're supposed to tell to the people I let them know like what you mean I was talking to somebody About doing some shit and all right You know what I mean But I don't be likely to talk about shit It's like I did some shit already

And it's like All right well you can't like Yeah But you are planning on putting out music though like all your unreleased shit. Perhaps. I think you should, man. Why not?

You got the MP3s, yeah. Yeah, put that shit out. People want to hear that shit. I do. I want to hear a lot of this shit. Like, I've heard some of it. I haven't heard all your shit. But, like, definitely, like,

I definitely want to be able to just go on my phone and just pull up some zip shit. Maybe to laugh and text you and talk some shit, like fuck out there, my ass. I heard that line, nigga. Like, you weren't out there. You weren't out there. You weren't this thing, sing, sing holding the gate down.

Like, you know, shit like that. You're lying. I ain't going to lie. Nobody never, like, was nice to me rapping. Nobody? In all the spots you've been in, nobody was better than you. Nah. Off, like, freestyle and off, right?

You know, everybody got their specialties. Nah, I'm saying that freestyle and shit is whack to me. Like, if you're just off the top, you ain't going to really be talking about that. This shit is just going to be mad random. That shit is kind of trash to me. Yeah, it's just still, like, few niggas that could do that. I don't want to hear everybody. I don't want to hear it.

Yeah, that shit is like, chances is all you going to be saying anything. I mean, but I heard nice niggas and all that niggas that I might say, you know, that nigger make better songs than me. Right. I know niggas like that. But just better than me rapping. To my bars. Just.

Bye for bar. All right. And I'm saying that. And I got songs too, though. Like, so we can hang. But I, like, on the lobby, oh, that's a, that shit right there, fire. Yeah. I'm saying?

Yeah. Well, that, that freestyle, I'm telling you. The jail shit. Yeah. It didn't sound like it was some old shit that you posted. Yeah, that shit is old. Nigger saying your shit ageing gracefully, yo. They give me you compliments.

It when I walked in, when I walked in, when I walked in, for real. I had a headache and it didn't make my headache worse. I was like, oh, this Zip, like, he not ass. He didn't make my head. They got some ass rapping friends. Like, you're not one of them. Like, you, you are right. Appreciate that. No problem. Zip don't know how to take compliments.

That's what I'm starting. He got mad uncomfortable. It's cool. I'm not good at you. I understand. I said, I appreciate that. I wasn't supposed to say that. You're supposed to like blushing me like, oh, damn, we're for a world?

Like, how could I, how could I be better? Like, how could I be better? How could I be better? I don't know how to take compliments. either. So I'm not here they're going to try to say what it is. But I think it got bashful. I love that. Keep going. That's a bashful zip. Bashful zip. That's crazy. Mall Demaris was saying she was at the show. She couldn't find me. She didn't have

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because Young Miami left that nigga high and dry, allegedly. He can't hold it down by herself. So Boss Man Delo has postponed his tour because Young Miami has got, he said it was due to Young Miami unexpectedly leaving. And some people are assuming that because of Young Miami's most recent hit, there's a

chance the price might have went up. We don't have that confirmed. We just have confirmed that he has to postpone the tour. And it's because she can't do it anymore. But a lot of people are assuming that her price don't win up. Were they co-headlining or like she was opening for him? I think she might have been like kind of opening. I don't know if it was co-headlining.

No, I think it was cool. It said Boston Dilo and Young Miami Motion Party tour. Yeah. So she's on a. And then it says special guest ballet. I was a lot of dates too. Yeah, so maybe she, I mean, it could be, I mean, that's not people thinking because, you know, obviously she has a record that's, you know, doing well on the charts right now that's, you know,

taking off. That could be part of it, but it could be other things. Like maybe, you know, she, she wants to support that record more and do other things. That is a lot of dates to commit to. We know what it is. It's because of that record. Yeah. It just took off.

It's everything you guys are saying. The price went up. I have to work this record. No, I'm not attaching. My biggest record to your shit. No offense. And for boss man, D-Lo, I don't know if I'd want to follow

spend that shit every night. That's kind of a blessing. But his record is that motion party shit, right? Yeah, he got big songs. For the last two, three years, he's been putting out big songs. Yeah, yeah. But still, coming out right now at this time,

it might be a good thing. Yeah, I wouldn't take that personal. I would understand. Yeah, motion party. Yeah, that's a big phone. Yeah, that shit is, 37 on the hot 100. But Miami shit is higher than that? It might be right now, yeah.

Yeah. Even if it's not. She might have cracked top 30, top 30, maybe. Yeah. It's big. Number 17. Top 20. Do y'all think that she's wrong for that?

No. No, it's business. It's business. Well, I mean, if she signed some shit and said she was going to do it, then you're wrong if you're not honoring your contract. But I see them. I totally get the move. I was on her team, I would say She probably definitely signed something

if they was already at this stage, though. Yeah. Now I'm saying? Well, if she went behind the season did it respectfully of... Yeah, she had a conversation with him and his team. Like, yo, listen, then I can see, you know, DeLone and I'm understanding that.

Like, yo, listen, I get it. Number 17 right now? Yeah, go work the record. You got to go work that record. Like, you know what I'm saying? And then there's probably some pressure to even, you know, obviously the game is different now, but it might be some pressure to probably put out a project.

coming off of this shit. She said a Friday. Yeah, so she, you know what I'm saying? There might be a lot of that. It was the tour right now. Yeah, the tour is a big commitment. You know what I'm saying? You're on the road and.

Would you do half of the days instead? Me? If I was locked and for all of them, I'd do half of them. I would do exactly what she did. I'd get off that tour. I got to do what's best for me. You know what I'm saying? It's not personal as business.

You know what I'm saying? So you got to do what's best for yourself as an artist. So if that's what's best, if her team felt like, listen, we can't commit to these days. We got a lot of shit we got to do. And, you know, the label was asked. We got to get a project going or record it and try to get something out in the next couple of months.

Then you got to do what you got to do. Like, you know what I'm saying? It is what it is. It's just fucked up that that led to him having to postpone the tour. Yeah. Like, that's the inconvenience in it all. Like, he has to now postpone the tour. He's not big enough to do a solo tour?

That's what I asked in this. I mean, a lot of people, that's not a slight to him. Most people aren't big enough to do a solo tour. We've had that conversation. Like, people are. I think he's big enough to do a solo tour. solo tour is what I'm saying. So Pige is bringing up the point, and this is something I thought about too, what's a better

way to work a record than a tour? On your own. It's mine. This is my show. Because now it's... You have, so it's a bunch of free footage. Pete is bringing up that it's a bunch of free footage of her performing it, right? So, yes.

I'm locked into this specific Boswell D-Lo crowd, those cities. It's not. I need to be free to work the record. I see it spike. in a certain place, I'm going to go to that place. Like, I don't have free form to react to where the record needs to be. It's a lot of verticals, Roy. It's a lot of different verticals that's young Miami.

She wants to go to Dames Country Club to work the record. A video needs to be shot. Like, potentially a remix. Like, there's all types of, she needs to work. It's mainly working on the album, I think, Pige. Like, it's mainly the let's finish up this album. She's definitely going to ride that momentum into the album out for sure. Huh?

I mean, you got a song that's number seven. 17 on the 100, you have to be thinking album coming off for that, for sure. Absolutely. But is you going to be able to like, maybe you shouldn't. Sustain it? Come out with an album after some shit like that. Maybe you should just ride that till that fall off and then, Kai, let's do that. Because right now it's going to be like, how are you going to follow this up?

You got to strike water right now. You got to test it first. Right now she can get features from other artists she probably couldn't get before. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's a lot of people that might want to give her a verse now. She got to do that. Like, it's just the business side of it. Like, I get it.

I understand it. And people speculating that it is because the record is taking off, that's probably 98% of it. If you chew it off for that song, you might not want to go through all the album shit. She's going to pop up at a Cole show and do it. Jay Cole? I could actually. That nigga said Cole who. You can see her do that.

Jay Cole's fan. That's a new demo. Fucking pissed in Miami. I think everyone had the boss man Dilo. concert loves that Young Miami song or hears it everywhere they go. At the cold concert you might get some new fans. That's the

same lane. What's the same lane? Bossman Dilo and Young Miami. That's the same lane. I thought you said Jay Cole and Young Miami. Bro, if Young Miami popped out at a Jay Cole show it would work. No, it would not. Yes, it would. It definitely would. You have Cole fans, I think,

fucked up. I got Cole fans fucked up. Not every Cole fan is just some nerd. I just want to hear lyrical shit. They have a range. Did you see what they did when Drake came out at fucking at Tyler to Creators Festival? He's the biggest artist.

That wasn't Jay Cole fans. That was Tyler of Creator fans. What's the difference between Tyler to Creators? There's a big difference. There's a big difference. Oh my God. Think about it. Think about it. I think they all rap fans. I think they're all pure rap fans. All right. But it's a different. These odd future fans are different than the

I think our future fans are pure rap fans. But I think Jay Cold Crow would be more, more, a lot of men, a lot of men would be there and you know Carisha on stage is a good look. Jayco also has a lot of female fans. Yeah, but yeah, but Jayco female fan base ain't really into young

Miami music like that. They'll listen to it, but they're that song. I'm not saying she's going to do album cuts. She's going to go do spend that. Bro, niggas booed Drake at a Tower to Create a festival. Drake is not a late. The odd future crowd is a very specific crowd that wanted to go see Frank Ocean

which is part of that world. Yeah, it wasn't like they just booed Drake because it was Drake. They were expecting Frank Ocean. Michael Jackson could have went on that stage and they would have booed. They were there. And you think niggins that's at a Jay Cole show if Young Miami come out, they're going like, oh, it's lit. Yes.

Get the fuck out of here. I don't think that they would boo her. Also, that would also never happen. Like, we're talking about things that would just like. You know why I would never happen? Because Jay Cole ain't stupid. That's why. Wasn't the city girls on one of those Revenge of the Dreamer?

I don't think it's that crazy that young Miami would be around Jay Cole. I don't think it's that correct. No. Y'all are making it like those worlds are completely different. I think so. Cole was just saying grippy-grippy with that world. What are you talking about? Cole does like,

Cole does about. And they hated that. They hated when Cole did grippy-grippy. Well, I hated it. Exactly. What are you talking about? But like people love the London Beer joint. I don't know what song you're talking about.

He got songs with like Doug. Like Cole has always like mixed in like, you know what I'm saying, trying to keep with like the youth that isn't just pure rap fan. Yeah, he does that. He does that. But, I mean, I don't think that that's going to happen.

His tour is going on right now. Are y'all going to go? It started already. I mean, the Charlotte show looked really good. It did look good. And I do want to shout out

to our previous co-worker Yomi who is on that tour. Yeah. Shooting footage. I think that that's dope. Shout out Yombs and Jordan from Complex with shout out Yomi.

That's so cool. Yeah, I've been seeing in the stories. They're following the tour? Mm-hmm. Shut up. Look at this media being compromised again. I was media

Shut up stupid I think that's They're just grabbing fan content mainly I think that that's cool But yeah So y'all ain't going I'm the only one going cool I mean I would go to the garden show

If I was invited Oh you ain't a You ain't a copy of ticket Like you did for Jay Uh no All right cool my gosh Shit don't hit the same I respect it

I respect that I respect it He said no He ain't he ain't coping a ticket but if he's invited, if the invitation is extended, which I don't expect to be invited. I love Jake old shows. I'm always not getting invited.

I'm not invited to the fallout tour? He says you're not invited. No, there's no way. Why I'm not invited to the fallout tour? There's no way. Why? I heard you say you said there's no way three times. I'm not above buying a J. Cole ticket.

I just keep saying there's no way. Three times. I heard you. Okay. Oh, I didn't know I needed to explain that. I thought that was kind of like goes without saying. Why I can't be invited to the fallout tour? Why?

I don't know your relationship with the people who would invite you. Good answer, baby, dude. Now, why would not be invited to the full of tour? Should I invite Punch to one of our live shows? I don't know. Yeah, why not? Why not? Yeah.

I would invite Punch. Should I invite Keem to my birthday party? Like, I don't know. I don't know Keem. I've never, I'm just saying, why wouldn't I be invited to the full of tour? I might be invited. You definitely wouldn't be, which is fine. no that is fine but I'm saying I don't

y'all's saying I wouldn't be like there's no way like just why well I don't think it's the higher up I don't think Cole or Ebe or anyone or boss have like an issue with you whatsoever but I think some of their friends after the rant of J. Cole apologizing I just don't know if they

you know love you on the riser that's all because I was right about J. Cole being crazy for apologizing and when you say it like that that just doubles down that you wouldn't be in like I don't see that's the problem See, niggas need a friend like me, though. Because I'm going to tell you when you did some crazy shit. That don't mean that I don't fuck with you and I don't think you dope and I don't think

you have a skill set. I just think what you just did right there was fucking crazy. The rap game fair. What's wrong with that? I don't have a beef with Jay Cole or anybody in his camp. I think that what he did was crazy. That's it. But if his friends maybe would say that privately to him but never publicly, as friends should,

friends also wouldn't have somebody that's not a friend come to the friend show. What do you mean? They wouldn't want you at the show after you, you're not in the friend group. You saying something bad about their friend, they could feel away. So you don't invite me. What did I say bad about Jay Cole? What he did was crazy? They're not friends.

They don't need media. They sell out every show. What they need? I mean media though, right? I feel like we've beat this subject over 50 hundred episodes. What I will say is you have said publicly that you don't really like the album. So if you don't really like the fall off, I wouldn't invite you to the fall off tour. I feel like that makes sense

So that means Okay The same way And I'm not saying you in particular But the OVO side After Iceman A lot of the reactions was Oh now y'all want to be fans

And Drake again Now y'all want to come back over on this side I could see Cole fans Saying the same thing to you Why are you here? Because I was invited But yeah That's why they're saying

I don't think any But most concerts like that Most people ain't invited Nigs ask can they get on the guest list Like family And like family and close friends just invited, but most people just asking, can they get a ticket? I'm not doing that.

Yeah, I know you aren't. So that's why that was our... It's my rule. Don't go where you're not invited. Okay. I live by that. If I'm not invited, I ain't going. Nah, I don't fuck with that.

If you're not invited, you going? Zip. We just talking concerts and shit like that. No, I'm doing general life. Yeah, because it's for a boxing match. I'm going. You ain't getting invited to that. No, no, no, I'm saying.

Not stuff you could buy tickets to. Yeah, I'm not. You could buy a ticket to the car. We're talking about a concert. This is equal to me. A concert, a boxing match. I'm going to that shit. I'm not invited.

Or maybe we all invited. I don't know, but I'll go to some shit like that. I don't do concerts. I'm going to say, I don't do that. But if somebody was like, yo, you're going to be there. And it's like a backstage situation. And I'll go green room shit and all that. I go do that.

Invited. I'm not going. I'm saying, I don't like that the crowd shit. Yeah. Looking around and all of them people around. I ain't with that shit. That shit is too much. Yeah.

No I'm saying. You already said some of your friends was at the show when he went, yo. Oh, yeah. I ran into so many people that were locked up with you. That was locked up with me.

It would take two hands. This is New York City. This is my shit. You know, anywhere we go. We left here right now. Anywhere we went in the city, they're going to be like, oh, shit. Oh, my God, Zip.

Yeah. No, I was putting headlocks and nuggies. Like, yo, I was locked up with Zip. You zip loamans. Man. They ran down on Baby D's somewhere before, too. Yeah, they ran down at me burgers and bottles.

Man. I'm like, damn, I ain't even know zip was moving like this in the street. There was one story you must have told when I was in the hospital because someone was explaining some jail story you told it. I didn't know what it was. He's like, that was me. I was like, okay. One of my men's told me me and you were supposed to be slapboxing.

I'm saying when you said that shit, you can see me dressing like Uzi Verk. I said we were supposed to be slapboxed. I told him, I said, yo, the nigger, the nigger ain't, I mean. He ain't healthy right now. He ain't healthy right now. But soon as he get right, soon as he gets with this vertigo. Oh, that? Me and that nigga.

Yeah, you know that? Yeah, you know that? What did you be talking about? You owe that. Nah, I thought, I thought, I thought we were going to be forward. You're going to be screaming and everything. Yeah, yeah. Don't get that.

Yeah, let's, yeah. Yeah, don't worry. Eh, no, that. That's funny. You not trying to look like a vampire? Nah. That's not your shit? I didn't like them graphics neither.

My little sister was white. I was tight. Little sister's going crazy. Yeah, now that you hear, I want you to get you said that. He does it to me all the time. I'm saying this shit, this nigga Pige is ill, man. That shit was funny, though. He ain't going to let you know either.

That shit came out. That shit was a curveball. I was like, what the fuck? That was a curveball. You know, Pige gets us all in trouble. I spent what, an hour and a half last episode praising the Jay-Z show. Like, it was thriller, like it was the greatest thing of all time. Powers that B hit me just based off the clip peach put together.

And it made it sound like I was hating on the show. I was like, you know, go listen to the last hour and a half and be praising it. You pick one time and now I hated the Jay-Z show. See? See? Happens to all of us, man, with this. This shit was crazy. Well, I mean, Trump's going to pardon our Kelly, but not boozy.

crazy. What? Crazy. R. Kelly is asking Trump to commute his sentence. Not happening. You don't think so? He about to get Gis Lane out. You don't think he's going to get Arkelly?

You don't think worse than people than him got pardons? Then R. Kelly? You don't think worst people than him got pardons? That Trump pardoned? Who? President pardoned. People get pardoned. I'm saying Trump, though.

Who is he pardoned that was in jail for a worst problem? I don't know. We probably would have to see the list of people that he parted. Yeah, let's pull up a list of the people that are Kelly, I mean, not, that Trump is pardoned and see, but I don't think that one thing that Trump has been big on is he don't, he don't play with like that type of shit. As far as like sex crimes. Yeah, no, he don't play with.

I'm not saying Kodak did anything. I don't know. Didn't he pardon Kodak for a lot of trying to be in a little handsy? No, we could see the offenses, right? What's the offenses on these? Don't quote me. But I do remember Kodak getting pardoned, but I didn't know what it was for. And I'm not about saying about Trump

because I still think he talked to Gis Lane on two-way all the time. But I just don't think Trump is going to pardon R. Kelly. That's all. He's not going to. But I do want to get down to the 600K that Bousie, nah, man. They got to pardon Bousie now.

Just to clarify what Rory said about him, pardoning Kodak. That was for Kodak's charges for falsifying information on federal forms to buy firearms. Oh, free Kodak, yeah. Yeah. Oh, good. That's what that was for.

He does have other. other shit, but that's not what Trump pardoned him for, just to clear that up. Second Amendment. I'm with it. So I'm not seeing anything about Trump pardoning anybody for any sex crimes. I don't, has any president pardoned anyone for sex crime? Yeah, I don't think so. Probably. Probably. Some murder, some murder, but not, not sex crimes. Biden? Well, Biden, all the people he pardoned, Biden traded off the Lord of War. So, I mean, who knows what else he did quietly? Has any president's pardoned people with sex crimes? No.

I mean, I think Epstein is alive, so. Yes. Individuals have been part of the sex. President Carter, Jimmy Carter, President pardoned Peter Yarrow. He's a folks in you. Taking immoral liberties with a child. Jesus Christ. Oh, wow.

Yeah. But I just thought that that was interesting. That that's his last line of defense. Like, damn, maybe Trump would pardon me. Like, nigga, you? Like, please. Hell, sit down, man. Get comfortable, man.

You're gonna be there well. Like, fluff the pillow, my nigga. Like, it's, it's, it was some dudes that from the January 6th day, they ain't had, you know what I'm saying, but they had like prior sex offenders. Yeah. Which is crazy that our tax dollars are going to give them reparations, but neither here nor there. Y'all don't care that that Boosie gave away 600K and still didn't get part. No, I didn't, I didn't, I don't know about that.

What's going on with that? Boosey talked to some lobbyists, some people that claimed kind of like what, um, prize went to jail for where he was promising certain people things because he knew Obama but couldn't really follow through but was taking the money. So Boosey had talked to these people that said that they had Trump's ear and if they pay these people, they will make sure that Trump pardons Boosie, which he needs because Boosie has priors and that situation that happened in L.A. with a gun. Boussey could use a pardon.

Didn't he get probation for that though? Yeah, but I think he's just trying to get his record. Yeah, I wouldn't spend $600,000. to get no probation off my record, respectfully. I'm going to put up with that probation. If I was in jail trying to come home, if I had it 600,000, then come on, let's do it. It's a lady that they be holling at.

The pawn is all, right? Yeah, you got to go through her. But, yeah, Boosie posted all these grifter Republican names that I could have told you that they were not going to get Trump to do anything. Yeah, Boosy, Boosey shouldn't know. That's some stringer bell shit. Why are you giving money to people who know they're not going to follow through? And people ain't even down with Trump no more, some of them, right?

Well, there's a lobbying agency in D.C. So they lobby for everything. So they thought that that was, he thought that there was a chance. I mean, I get taking the chance. But yeah, I too will want my money back. But they're saying, like, I never said you was getting half your money back for that. If we didn't, like, get it done. And they also said, like, we still stand on the fact that we believe that he,

deserves a pardon but we can't guarantee you half your money back because you tried to pay for play and this is legal by the way that's not illegal that's not it's not it's not illegal I would have a game 300 and when you get the job done it's another 300 you like a murder for higher plot like you like a murder

for higher plot like here I give you 300 to get there you get the other 300 when you bring me that nigga head you don't that's just regular business you get the first half you get the second half when you do the job like I'm not giving you how much it calls 600 oh i here take the whole 600 no whoa whoa if you do a live show for a fee you get that up yeah we're gonna break that down you get 50 to 75

up front you get the back end when you finish the show yeah this the same shit what was y'all lobby for like if y'all had that y'all had the extra money he was like i could go lobby for some shit what would y'all lobby for to change a law to change a law change a law or something you want to happen like what would you lobby for change a law what law what I want to change I feel like hospital bills and like late payments on certain shit

should not go against your credit score I don't get fuck what I say I agree with that. If I didn't pay the doctor or the dentist like why the fuck is my credit score at 4.30? Yeah I can stand your ground laws in New York stand your ground laws in New York Implementing not everywhere in the country

if I could stand your ground everywhere You know that that's going to do, it's going to hurt your community more than anybody else's though, right? Hurt the community? That stand your ground law is going to, it's not going to work in our favor. Why not? Because even if we do have a stand your ground law, you know who the judge is most likely to side with when it comes to whether that, like, whether that, like, qualifies or not. You see what I'm saying? Like, for example, Zimmerman, didn't Zimmerman get off on the stander ground law, if I'm not mistaken?

Yeah. It's going to give people more excuses to shoot at little black boys and little black girls when they ring their doorbells for help or shit like that. Or if they drop a ball on their property, I feel like that would bite us and that. Black kids don't be doing shit like that in New York City though. So this is that's in New York City. But you said to make it legal all over the country. So that's why I said. Yeah. And Trayvon Martin's defense, he was walking home. He wouldn't, yeah, bring it on. He was literally walking to his house. Yeah. My his business. But that's like any law where it's going to sway in different directions, no matter of the situation because even in Jersey, New York, if someone

break into my house and then tries to run out and I shoot them in the back, I get arrested. You get arrested. That's crazy. If somebody shoot you and you take the gun from them in New York. If somebody shoot you, bow, you are shot. You're about to die and you somehow get the gun. You cannot shoot them. So I feel. Yeah, we need to change that law.

This is why I'm trying to tell you. I know somebody that went to jail for that. They got 24 years. Which is crazy. Yeah, that's wild. Because there is plenty of crimes in New York that had they been in Florida. He was getting wrong. He would have been fine.

He was getting raw. Because one of the dudes testified what happens, right? He said, you know, me and my cousin was robbing him. He was trying to tell us, like, yo, I know y'all is. Y'all can come work for me. Ah, I got job. Take the chain off, man. Stop talking.

He was still, ah. He said, next thing I know, my cousin shot twice. Boom, boom. He said, I ran off. I started hearing more shots. I don't know what's going on. I was running off. So he don't really know what happened on the scene,

but he testified to what happened right there. They gave that boy 24 years for that. Yeah, New York got that duty, that duty to retreat shit. Like, if you can get out of the situation, you need to leave the situation. Once you got the gun, you become the threat. No, I'm trying to eliminate the threat. Right.

How I know that's his only gun? He might have something else out of him. That nigga might have a bow and arrow. I don't know what that nigga got out of him. Yeah. That's why I do give lawmaker. There's some grace, though, because even in that, why New York is that way is because there's so many fucking people. Yeah.

Like, even if you're trying to shoot at the person that is the threat, there's mad non-threats living next door to you where a bullet can just go through a fucking wall. So you think that law is they're not going because of New York City? I mean, I think why New York gun laws are the way they are is how dense the population is. Because upstate is not like that, though. It's spaced out. Which, yeah, I think. Florida got a lot of people. Texas might got more people.

than New York. I personally think districts in certain areas, it shouldn't really be statewide laws. I do think upstate New York should have different gun laws than New York City. I do think that. But then you run the risk of being able to buy New York State and then bring them into New York City.

I see that commerce thing being an issue. But yeah, I'm not, yes, they're very strict here, but I understand why they are, though. You can't just have a gun in the neighborhood we're in right now and not have strict laws where if I just shoot, you're going to hit somebody. It's going to hit somebody. It's too many people.

Yeah. And just to clarify, like, I know I'm from Syracuse. I can speak from Syracuse. I am allowed without a permit to have to keep a shotgun underneath my bed in my house. That's everywhere in New York. To defend my home. That's everything. In New York City, you're allowed to have that?

Yeah. In your house, yeah. Not in New York City. You can have a shotgun. That's not registered? I mean, what you go to, you could go to Dixon by a shotgun. Yeah. But what I'm saying is you need a permit.

You do? I didn't know you need a permit. You do not need a shotgun. I never knew that. A permit to own a manually operated long gun. Yeah, you don't need that shit. You must have the city issued rifle shotgun permit to purchase and possess them. Yeah.

Yeah. You need a permit to buy it and to own it. In upstate, where I'm from, I don't need to console nobody. I can just go buy the gun and shoot it. Because that's your right to bear arms or whatever the fuck that is, like the Second Amendment. One of the Amendment. But, yeah, in New York City is a little different. The rules and laws are a little bit different.

And it's stricter to get certain permits and shit for handguns and all of that stuff because of how many people it is. I remember I was in Mississippi. Like, my cousin began to call. He pulled a gun out throwing that shit on the dashboard. I was scared to death. Homie, you bugging. Like, fuck, you're scared off. Niggins, you just threw a gun on it.

Yeah, yeah. Like, I really got to tell you wild. I'm from now. We can't do that. Yeah. You gotta put it, that's what you gotta have you. That's gotta be in plain sight, so you gotta put it on the dashboard.

That's wild. Burr, that shit by the windshield wipe, huh? Word up. You gotta put that shit right there because if you put it under your seat and that's concealed, you go to jail. Put it on your head, it's concealed, you go to jail.

You gotta put that shit on the dashboard. People ride, like, as we're driving now, he's like, yo, look, he's pointing mad people with shotguns and shit in their back window. Yeah, okay. Big shotguns and shit, everybody. I'd be scared.

I take a left turn. This should just go across the dash. No, no thanks. I need to hold it for that. Yeah, you got that shit in like an iPod, an iPhone case. Put the gun up there on the dash, like, leave that shit right there. Y'all know what I'm doing.

Get out my way. Like, it's the Uber direction? Yeah, y'all know what I'm doing. Stop playing. Don't hunk your horn, nigga. I don't care about it. You need to be scared about the slime back and forth? I'm not.

They don't really be doing too much slime. I guess that's why he put it. on my side though. You know, need to be hitting them turns and I'm saying? Like, I swear to God,

he put it over there. That's what really had me like, yeah, he put that shit right here for. Like, you ain't got that shit over there. Put that shit right here. Yeah, that ain't mine. My thing with those like towns

where you could do that and everyone walks around with guns just out, how I know you're not retarded. Like that's what scares me a little bit. Because even with where it's legal, carry, like those tests are not that like,

Super detail. I'm mad I got... How I know you're not retarded. I'm mad I got felonies and can't go nowhere and just be walking around with the whole tied down. Like a cowboy. You crazy? What?

Down south. That's what they do, down. Yeah. That shit tied down. Niggas be real funny about, like, starting fights with niggas or bumping niggas. You don't know who got what. Everybody, everybody got it out of them. All that road race shit in Atlanta?

Mm-hmm. They would point some big shit at your car, homie. Yeah. Straight up. What you say? Nothing. Nothing. This is a song.

He's our music all the air. You're wilding. What? We just listen to some music over here. That's it. I hate Atlanta traffic. There eight lanes. They got eight in his traffic.

That shit is incredible. The niggas had, what year was that happened? They had that an inch and a half, two inches of snow. Oh, like, two. The niggas was on the highway for three days stuck. The niggas cars broke down. I was on 285 one time for like three hours on me.

I was a little, nigga. Kind of hot, it drunk. Yeah. Not last night. Being out of a nigga, zooming, nigga. I for like three hours, nigga. Zip used to do beans?

Hell yeah. You like them? Yeah. With beans? What's that? Ecstasy. E. Oh.

E pill. Doing an ecstasy pill in traffic is fucking hilarious. I would fucking want to kill myself. I was like doing Coke on a plane. Like, doing Coke on a plane. That's crazy.

285 when the niggas said that shit in the song I fell out laughing like oh shit niggas be doing that that's regular that out of there huh that's why them niggas drive like that the drugs definitely the drugs Zip are you one of those people that believe that if you have a if you have a gun like you more likely to use it like you walk different talk different yes

that is that's a fact what you mean you more likely to use it I mean statistically it's like all right you have a higher chance of drowning next to water Like, that's why the stats are so dope. You got a gun on you? Of course you have a higher chance of, you got it.

The, the mind state is, I wish a nigga would. That's the monster. I'm from the wishing a person. I don't, I mean, I'm just saying, like, she asks me. Yeah, that's what I'm speaking for me. Yeah, she asked me. Yeah, yeah, it depends on the person. Yeah, it depends on the person.

Yeah, I can have a gun on me and I, you wouldn't even know. Like, I'll be the same. I might not even be limping because the gun. This shit might just be I ain't letting because of this gun out of me Fixed your gate You just move different Fuck is going on out of air

I wish you would You know what I mean But when I was out there I wasn't one of them Oh yo this is just I don't want to It just in case No I'm starting shit

You see that's how it depends On the person I used to be starting shit That's why that lady says Your ass need to be locked up No I didn't go lie I'm not going front Like I wasn't like that

That's why I used to do I used to start trouble But I was in trouble making that ass little nigger. Yeah. But see, you can admit that. Some of other niggas can't admit that. Yeah, I don't be liking when dudes be on the internet, right? And it's always, oh, yo, I made a mistake back in the days.

You ain't making no mistake, nigga. Right. That's why the little niggas don't listen to these niggas. Because they be pumping that they made a mistake. And these little dudes, I'm not making no mistake. Right. So you're saying, yo, don't make the same mistake I did. I'm going to make the same.

I'm not out here making no mistake. I deliberately brought this gun outside. I went to see this man bought drugs, broke it up, sold it This is not a mistake You're talking about you made a mistake And caught a direct sale Yeah, yeah, yeah

You sold them people Enough work for them to give you an A1 felon You made a mistake You made a mistake And served to the wrong person But you ain't make no mistake in the decision You understand what I'm saying? Yeah

I don't be liking that should take some accountability They don't be taking no accountability That's big in our community though A lot of niggas don't take account What lack accountability? They don't Like I don't, I've never, it's never, I've never had a friend that was locked up and I said free him. I've never done it.

Because he really did that shit. Yeah, but still get that nigger out there. He really did that. I'm not saying. I'm saying, you ain't been in that shit, right? You ain't never been in that shit, right? But once you go in that motherfucker, it's like, once you get to seeing all of that, like, son, that shit is real, son.

Like, you, you become, like, you see how you, you see how she acts or how you feel when you got that gun? Now you ain't got a gun and he's up and they got the guns. See out here it's like, you know, I used to always tell them like the COs be acting bad because they got the guns. Like you ain't really tough. You were tough. You're tough. You're tough. You're tough.

You're tough. I got a gun. They got a gun. It's fair. And they got training. I ain't got no training. So it ain't really fair, but they tough. You're not tough.

You just want to be in here with the weapons and nobody else got no weapons type shit. You know what I'm saying? But homie, like they will handcuff you and kick you in your face and your nuts at the same. time it would be happening. You know what I'm saying? Once you go to jail, you don't want to see nobody in jail. You don't want to see nobody going through that. That's why you hear dudes that been to jail saying,

I don't wish that shit on my worst enemy because they've been through that shit, bro. If you never been through it, it's like maybe you'd be my, I ain't saying free that nigga, that nigga did that shit. Maybe if you've been in jail, you might be like, I don't care what my son did. That punishment right there don't fit the crime. Okay. I get that. I think it's different, but like, you know, one of my,

closest friends is locked up right now. And one thing that we always talk about is that. Like when he's like, you free this, nigga, free this nigga. Like, he would get mad if I said that. Like, nigga, don't he, fuck out of here. Nick, don't he's saying free me? Yeah, I'm not happy he's in the situation he's in. I'm not saying keep him.

I'm not saying that. But me, first of all, me yelling free him, ain't going to free him. Number one, that's just shit that niggas just do. That ain't helping his case and ain't doing nothing. Because niggas are yell free a nigger and ain't never put no money on the nigger books. Right. Ain't never go. Like, you know, the nigger asks for money.

Right. Don't say free me, but send me on the aisle. Yeah, no, but that goes without saying. I'm going to make sure you,

you know what I'm saying? His shorthy's out here. Same shit, really. Yeah, if his man, if it's family needs something, he knows I do that.

But like, when he's like free and free, I'm like, yo, y'all just yelling free a nigger just because y'all on the internet

and got a social media account and want to just look like y'all know what's going on. It worked for Yale. Free Yale T-shirts worked. That shit ain't worked for Yale. He came home to a record deal. Everyone was,

Who the fuck is Tony Yeo? Nah, nah, you're bugging. Eminem wore a free Yale shirt. That ain't happened like that. The BMA's on stage. Everybody said, who the fuck is Tony Yeo? Eminem was cloud chasing. Nah, he was already signed.

He was already signed. Okay, marketing is cloud chasing. But he was already signed to them, bro. I know, but Yeo, unless you listen to G Unit mixtapes, you didn't know who we wanted to Eminem wore that shirt. But no, but he didn't come home and get a deal because he was already signed. GUnit 50 signed. No, 50 signed.

And then the G-unit signed right at the same time. Okay, all right. the way, did it not help Yeo's awareness? It helped his career. It helped his career. I don't know if it helped get him out of jail. It ain't helped get him out of jail. Yeah, yo was coming home. They knew what they were doing. I just said it was cloud chasing. He was already going to

be. Say it free somebody that has a day coming home in two months. Like, you don't need to say free. That's what I said is call chasing. It worked here because when Yale got out, everybody wanted to know who that was and wanted to hear from it. Cloud chasing, marketing, promotion. Yeah. What was it? And in reference to what? said about like not saying free people because some niggas did that shit. And I understand that you

saying that that punishment don't fit the crimes like jail is too extreme. Do you think that there's some people who are just like repeat, like some people are out here really like terrorizing the community killing women, children like mad, unnecessary innocent lives being lost and they keep being repeat offenders? Do you think that it's okay for those people to, do you think the punishment fits that crime? Like it's okay for those people to be there. And now we should think that some people just need to be in jail and we should give up on them. Do you believe that? I would sound like an idiot if I act like they ain't make jail for certain kind of people, you heard. Like, they make that, they, that, they, that, they do shit is there for a reason.

And I'm saying, but, like, when it's somebody I know, I don't care what they did. I don't really want, if they do some nasty shit with a lady or baby, something like that, I hope they gun you down when they catch you. But I don't care what they do with you when they catch you. If it's somebody that out, I don't care anybody that, you know what I'm saying? But when it's somebody, I don't want none of my people doing that shit. I don't want none of mine is doing that going through that. hungry starving in themselves the police coming there they beat you that's that's what i'm on

and i'm saying i didn't pick me up slam me all on my face and all that before i'm saying i'm saying i don't care and i'm saying i'm saying starve you out come past yourself spit tobacco juice on your tray here right in your feet pass into your cell you ain't they ain't feed you for two days and then they spit tobacco juice yeah but situation like that is is not that's not a everybody don't experience that no but a lot of people do a lot of people do a lot of people do that You know how many people left Attica with no teeth? No, I understand that, but that's not, it's a lot of people that left Attica with the only teeth.

And they'll tell you I was in that jail feeling like I was less than a man. And I'm saying, because it could have you, like, Guantanamo Bay. Yeah, but if you're in that situation, you're there for a reason. You're there because you made somebody out here in the free world feel like they was less than a man. That's case by case basis because before certain laws in 2025, if somebody sold weed, I don't think they should be locked up to the way the Zip is explaining how people are locked up. But this is what I'm saying.

If you're in jail going through certain things, nine times out of ten, it's because of, it's a reaction to other shit that you're doing in the jail system. Because there's niggas that go to jail. But you're saying, it's all right. It's all right for the government.

This is what you're saying, basically. It's all right for the government to do the same shit to me. That's not what I'm saying. You are. If you say it's all right for niggas to be in jail, this is what I'm saying. The government is in jail, gang assaulting niggas.

I'm glad. I'm not. Glad that kid got killed. I forget his name in that facility. But I am glad that we got to see that. Because I've seen that shit happen to mad people. The same way that shit, thank the Lord, we survive. But that shit happens on a regular basis.

What you talking about? The kid they killed on camera in New York State, last year or something like that. Them niggas were blue trial for murder and all of that. They be doing shit like that on a regular. Handcuff you and beat you up. You can't do nothing. They be gang assaulting niggas, killing niggas, murder and shit.

going in your cell. If they smoke cigarettes, they'll rob you and take all of your cigarettes. Whatever. But we know that there's crooked cops, this crooked COs,

so it's alright for the government to be doing shit like that. I never said it's so right. So it ain't right for a nigga to be in jail then. Because that's what you're going to be in jail. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not going to be that.

Certain niggers need to be in jail. We're not doing that. I'm not going to do that. You just led with accountability. This all came from accountability. Yeah, I'm still saying, bring the gallows back. Killer nigger.

Why you go? I'm with that, you're just going to subscribe. I'm not subject. Let, let nobody you giving niggas permission to torture niggas. Whatever you say, Oh, I'm not saying. I'm not saying, oh, you can torture him.

I'm not saying, I'm not saying, I'm not saying, give the CEOs permission to torture niggers. That's not what I'm saying. I just said there's crooked cops on the streets. There's crooked state troopers. There's crooked lawyers. There's crooked FBI agents. There's crooked fucking COs.

There's people that work in the system. They're human just like you and I, but they fuck the people. They just have a badge that they can hide behind and they can be protected behind. I'm not saying I'm with just assaulting and beat niggas up in jail. But I'm also not going to say

niggas don't deserve to be in jail. Because that's what you're saying. That niggas don't deserve to be there going through that. Some niggas need to be going through that. Why? Because when they was in the free world, they was putting niggins through that. So you said,

why the fuck is it all right for them to do it? But the niggas in the world can't do it. That's what I'm my question. No, no, no. I never said it was the right for C. To be doing none of that. I'm saying we're not going to sit here and say certain niggas don't deserve to be incarcerated.

We're not saying that. Certain niggas do crimes. You never been in jail, right? I understand now. You know why not been in jail? Because I don't want to go there because I know what's in there. No, you really don't. You think you know.

You're imagining. Yeah, I don't. He's imagining what's in. Whatever I'm imagining? Because I've heard it both sides. I've heard your side. And like I said, my home boy that's locked right now doing 16. You know what he said?

Bro, all the shit we heard about jail, it ain't really like that, bro. Now, if you ain't bullshit in jail and you doing dumb shit and you, then yeah, that type of shit going to come to you. But if you ain't here just doing your time, he was like yo bro the shit we was taught growing up seeing the movies a lot of that shit is fake bro not saying a lot of shit don't happen but not to the degree that niggas was taught growing up

and this is for my nigga that's currently incarcerated in Virginia and I also just to throw that in there it all depends on facility chart like it all depends on time all that everything is different everybody's a case like case basis it's definitely corrupt CEOs and all that's in there doing wild crazy shit I know that I'm not going to sit here and say that certain niggas don't deserve to be incarcerated

read it, though. You crazy? Sir shit we see going on in our community and niggas get arrested, niggas, like, yo, now they got it. I'm like, my nigga, this nigga shot up like 12 parties last year. Y'all didn't think he was going to catch up to him? He killed two niggas. One nigga, he ain't even, he ain't nothing to do it and he killed that nigga.

You need to tell me, like, nah, I'm not free him. I'm not saying free a nigga that killed the innocent kid walking home from school. Now, I don't be wasting my freer niggas. I'm not, I'm never doing that. And I'm the same hood of these niggas from. I think that's I think that's Ma's point zip. So saying free your niggas like you understand that but when I'm talking about rehabilitation

and how some niggas are really dead ass menaces to society and how like even dr. Umar says some niggas we got to put down if we want to move forward as a society some of these niggas really is animal there's no helping these niggins no it's no that's what i was asking and it's so what i'm saying is when you send a nigga to jail like this be my shit right when you send a nigga to jail for 20 years which what the fuck they think goes you think this nigga changing? You think he's, you think his life was time? No, but he's off the street and he's less people. The society is a little bit

safer because this person is off the street. It's hard to tell. It'd be a new, it'd be a new little nigger on the news the next day. Send him the same way. Put them in the same jump to. That's what I said. They got a place for you, you know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying. They got a place for you. That's all I'm saying. I just say

subscribing to that shit. I wouldn't, I wouldn't assist them niggas. And I'm saying, help them niggas put you in jail under no circumstances. Petty drug shit? I'm, but That, to me, we got to change some of those laws. That's drugs shit. Like, a nigger should be getting more time for selling drugs than for catching the body. Like, to me, that's crazy that some niggas is doing more jail time for drugs than some niggas that done rape that done fucking kill.

See, you can't be morally correct when you want to be. You got niggas selling drugs. A nigga get a brick of coke. That shit affects a lot of people more so than this nigga that just got murdered. Yeah. Maybe the ladies been pregnant getting high and all that. He said petty drugs. Not.

Petty drugs is petty drugs. You selling dimes. selling dime, you sell a lot of the petty drug dealer, said a lot of the issue for sure. A petty drug selling like, so you selling work to pregnant ladies and I'm saying you doing all of this shit and that that don't affect the community? No, it does. You can't be morally correct when you want to be. But he's saying people that do that that are getting more time than people that are physically one-on-one harming people. But I agree with you, yeah. No matter if you sell a, if you sell a gram or something, it could kill somebody. Somebody smacked the shit out of me.

I take it upon myself to do something to him a nigga that's selling drugs and selling drugs to pregnant women and all of that supposed to get less time in jail to me But I don't think you're wrong in that scenario That's what I'm saying But I'm going to jail for that We're going to jail, it's crime

So I'm gonna go to jail They're gonna give me 25 years for that For that murder But if this nigga has some work He polled to get less time I'm with you on the self-defense thing That goes back to original conversation When New York City laws, I'm staying your ground

I'm just saying they have shitty self-defense On the same shit They take niggas to jail for And I'm saying that shit is fucked up. But now I'm going to keep it in context. It's all started from accountability. Accountability. And I'm heavy on that.

Yeah, I wish I was alive in the cowboy era. I just told you that. I wish I could be somewhere with that shit tied down. I'm with you. You feel like I violated. Buck your shit. I'm a buck mine. And if it ain't bad for me,

you know how they put the quarters on having a niggist. This man ain't draw fast enough. Straight up. Put me, stand me up. Yeah. It's fast. Yeah, this man wasn't fast enough. Yeah, fuck it. Now, I don't want to be... You know, me, man, jail is taught people be dying. You can't do nothing.

Yeah. You crazy. I don't want to go through that. I don't wish that shit on nobody. Well, we can agree to, you know, disagree on that. I did want to bring up when Zipset accountability and mistakes. Like, y'all seem to understand when he said, like, oh, it takes 10 steps to get to this, like, to bring that gun outside, do this, and that. Y'all understood that. But when I said that cheating takes mad steps, we have a very popular clip where y'all looked and be like, no, it's still a mistake. Even also it takes mad steps to get somebody draws down and start fucking them.

Yeah, I was like, no, it can still be a mistake. I just wanted to draw the parallels. That's all. Yeah, no, murder and cheating are the same. No, I didn't say that the crimes were equal. I'm just saying, if it takes 10 steps to make a mistake, it's not a mistake. It's a choice. The same thing with.

Fact, I agree. I think cheating's a choice. Cheating is a choice. Y'all, on the clip y'all saturday and told me it was a mistake. That's all. I'm just saying. I can't remember the clip. Cheating.

Well, that's because I don't know. We probably just got caught or something. You said cheating is a mistake? Yeah, I said that cheating. I said that cheating isn't a mistake. And you was like, you don't understand. You was like, you don't understand how you could kiss somebody and it be a mistake. Like, and I was like, no, it's not a mistake.

It took mad steps to get there. That was, I was just, you know, wrong in parallel. Well, you kissed a little mistake before? Yeah. By mistake? Yeah. Like, what you mean? You ain't mean to kiss her?

I'm not going to say I didn't, I'm not going to say I didn't mean the kiss her, but I do remember one time, like, me and a girl kissed. And like, right after it, we was like, what the fuck are we doing? Like, that was like, I remember that shit. Like being, I was like, by 18, 19. Poor choice. I was a bad, so I wasn't a mistake. It just was a bad decision.

That's what I'm saying. Okay, so yeah. So maybe mistake is the wrong word. But it was like you. A decision you regret. The wrong decision. Yeah, like we knew it was a bad decision. Like, we made a bad decision.

Like, what are we doing? Like, we shouldn't have did that. You know what I'm saying? Like one of those. So I wouldn't say maybe mistake was the semantics on the word was just a little. And that's how these niggas be. And that's why the little niggas don't be jagging it because they smarted in what you think. The little niggist start all of the revolutions, bro.

Hughie P, Newin and all of them the black pen, they was college kids. Yeah. Fred Hampton and them neighbors young. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, you think you just could tell these young boys anything and they go for it.

No. You got to keep it. Yeah, but the difference between Fred Hampton and these young niggas out here is Fred Hampton and these niggins. They had some intelligence and smarts about. A lot of these young niggas out here just thugging and dumbing and thugging.

But you got some young boys out here like that. It's going to be, it's going to take them. But they're going to have to get the, and I'm saying, the wisdom from someone. way. Yeah, no. And they ain't going to be listening to these dudes with the, you, I made a mistake. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You ain't taking no accountability. Right. You sound kind of irresponsible to me. Irresponsible to me, old ligger. Yeah. I feel that. I'm not saying. No.

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and some change. but I think I'm no longer attracted to her. This kind of started slowly when we got married. We said that we were going to stack this money. We were going to build a life easy. You know, both work. I pay the bills, but we're both going to work, contribute to the savings.

And then about three, four months in, she made herself into a housewife. I kind of didn't agree on it, but she kind of pushed back and said that she deserved it. and then around Christmas time we got into a little argument and she kind of punched me on my chin and that's where I

dropped a lot of feelings. I slowly started to you know push away from her kind of no longer sexually attracted to her as well. She calls me a little boy, you know, she calls me naked, you know, I pay all the bills I contribute to our savings, she still has contributed none. And just now I'm just realizing that I just don't think I can,

do it anymore. I just don't know how to go about it. You know, I love her and everything, but I don't know. Hopefully I can get you guys input and maybe this can, you know, bring some conversation to the chat of maybe somebody else that's going through the same thing as me. I would take this to therapy, but my therapist died about two years ago. So it's hard for me to go back, but I appreciate you. Thank you. You could use code. Rory Mall better help 20% off. Did he say his wife, his wife, right? His wife, yeah. Okay. I thought, what this voicemail was just starting out with, hey, I'm married, I'm no longer attracted to my wife type thing.

Then he started explaining a bunch of shit. No, you're not. You terrified of her. There's a difference. Fam, love yourself more than you love your wife, man. Lead that relationship. Yeah, I don't think we need to debate that he needs to leave. I guess started off slow.

It was a year. Fuck you mean, you started off slow. He's pretty fast to me. I'm just saying. He said, my wife over here. My wife of a year. He started off slow. I'm tired of her.

I start slow. Yeah, I mean, your wife, she sounds like she doesn't respect you. No. Like, you know, punch, putting the hands on you, verbally, you know, talking down on you and things like that. Like, the relationship is, it's okay to choose yourself. You can still have love and, you know, that type of thing for the woman. But you got to love yourself more, though. Like, there's no respect in your relationship.

Okay. So outside of the violence, right, which is never, ever, ever, ever, okay. Right. I know there's double standards for it. Never okay. What I'm wondering is like she said she called me little nigger, like, bro. Like, is she from New York? Even if she is, the girls from, every girl from New York don't talk like that. No, not every girl in their relationship. They don't call you little bro.

She didn't say little bro. She said bro. She said nigger. Little boy. She said little boy, he said little boy, nigger. Nigger, yes. Little boy is crazy. Like my girl never. A girl has never called me nigger or a little boy. This never happened. Now, girl called me a nigga mad tiled. I was about to say,

nigga, like, not cursing you out? Not cursing you out. Okay, that's, I'm talking about, I'm talking about if y'all in the crib cuddling watching the movie. And she just like, yeah, my guy, get off me. Like, Nick, they're going to go over.

Yeah, it ain't the devil. I swear to God that happened before. Nigger, get off me. Yeah. But I feel like y'all would have to have that closeness and comfort to do that. And then you know the context of it. You know if she's joking or not.

Like, you know that, you know that. But it sounds like she put hands on them, calling him little boy woman has never called me little boy like yeah never that's just and the context in which he's saying is not like a new york girl just playing around yeah the context sounds like that's hitting home where it should yeah she you paying all the bills you contribute to the savings she don't want to work she want to be stay at home wife and all this other yeah stay at home wife comes with a certain like there's like a certain like bag you got to be in and it can't be to like nigger please like that can't be to stay at home wife you can't she deserve it is what's the funniest part to that yeah

that's what she said you call a nigga little little bit you're like that's what she said you call a nigga boy and nigger please and something like you want to be the man when he at work it's somebody there that you call daddy yeah it's it's yes it's something you gotta you yeah you can't you can't talk like like that like it's like the same way where we tell niggas like if you ugly or like you broke or like your dick little you can't talk to me a certain way if you ain't working and like you're relying on him like he's your dad or something or like that's I mean or like that's your husband it's a certain way you can't talk especially to your husband you shouldn't talk to him like that you're certain softness a certain yeah housewife comes with a certain softness she's something like that's

like the type that would fall for the pool boy or like the FedEx guy. She's that type. She's definitely fucking that guy. The Amazon Prime guy on his bike just show up. She's fucking him. Yeah, homie, that's a bad look, man. Yeah, no. You definitely need to, you have every right to not be attracted to her because what women

don't understand it, you could be as fine. As fine as you want to, but once your act, just turn a man off, like you can't come back from that. So you call me little boy and punch me in the chin. No, I'm not sexually attracted. Well, I don't think she called him little boy and punched him in the chin at the same time. But I think she just punched him in the chin. But you've been punched in the chin All of you, all of us have been hit by

No? Who? You never got hit by a girl before? I had but not close fists to the chin. I ain't get chin checked. Woman ain't never put her hands on me. Crazy? Fuck, no.

If you ain't got it like that, that's cool. Never. No, I got it like that's why they don't put their hands on. Zip, you never got hit by a girl before? Don't be popping on me, man. Oh, okay. Stamble. Rory like shit.

Just me. I stand out of this hill alone. No. A woman ain't never put a hands on woman. A woman, I don't even think a woman that's ever, A woman has probably thought about it. Like, you know, I probably made a girl mad before and she thought. She probably flinched to do it and like stop herself.

That's never even happened. She thought that's as far as it goes. It probably was in her head where I can't see it. But she ain't never like, you crazy? That's never. I've never even been in a situation where a woman would even want to be almost physically. Like she might be mad just because, you know, we're talking about something and I'm not telling her what she wants to hear or, you know, she want to be in a committed relationship.

I'm like, nah, I'm not really trying to do that with you. she might be mad at that. Maybe that may want her to like want to choke me or something like that. But I can't see me ever even having like I told you all before. I've never even had like a overly heated argument with a woman like where it got to name calling and disrespecting. Like I've never even had that before. Yeah.

If I see it even going that way, I'll just remove it myself. You know what? Like let me just because it ain't going whatever from here it ain't going to get better. Yeah. If something's going to happen. And then if, you know, them people was called, I'm the one that's getting put in cuffs or something. You know what I'm saying?

I told me a kid talking at jail shit and all that. You get to yelling and all? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm out of here. I'm going to just go, you know what I'm saying? Like, let this shit cool down. Like, so I don't, you know what I mean? Like, a woman putting your hands on you, to me, there's no coming back from that.

Yeah, you snuffing. She's snuffing shit. Yeah, she punched you in your face. You know, your wife. That's crazy. There's no coming. Like, how do you even, what is the conversation after that? Like, reverse it.

He punch you. you in your face. Double standards exist. You know that. They do. They do. But in this case, a woman punched me in my face, there's no coming back from that. Yeah. I feel like I'm not, I'm never condoning, condoning domestic violence and any relationship. Somebody

put their hands on you leave. But I can understand like if you, you know, I'm saying, you got caught cheating on your marriage and somebody snap and your girlfriend snap and punch you in your face. I can understand if you choose to forget her for that. I don't think that that's crazy. I can understand how that's driving. If your wife, if your wife catch you cheating with somebody, like if you make a baby on your

wife and she pop on you? I respect that because you could have gave her a germ. You know what I'm saying? She like put hands on you. You did what? If you're like, like you cheating and make a baby and all like she got that's clear evidence that you was out and being nasty. You have a baby outside of your marriage. Yeah. Okay. She got every right to like put hands on you.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't be. I'm saying. I'm saying. I want. Yeah. I understand that. But just punching you because like you ain't do the dishes. Yeah. Or whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Like just anything. But if you like, you could have brought her something home. Yeah. No. I understand that. I understand the being a woman is so enraised and mad at that.

She would want to put hands on you. Absolutely. You know what I'm saying? Without a doubt. Yeah, but like, nah, just like hitting you because like y'all got to agree with me. Right. Yeah. Just because you think that I'm soft spoken. A little boy. A little boy?

A little boy. You know what I mean? But what I'm trying to figure out is how did you, how did it get here in marriage? Because she ain't just start calling you nigger and little boy when y'all got married. Like there was, if she's aggressive like that and she talked like that, she wasn't like,

she wasn't just oh so soft hello kitty and then y'all got married and a year later she turned into motherfucking like the rock like something i'm not saying he's lying or on her side but there is something i feel like that's being left out of the story so we don't know she might be like this niggis lying he'd be pop in a bottle too ah like you never know but it just seems kind of like his side of the story if that is the truth yeah how long was you with her before you married that's what i'm wondering yeah that's why i'm on demar's side of like one year then all of a sudden she turned just like that. You probably thought that spicy shit was aggressive

until you had to live with it every day. I just hope he has evidence of her wanting to be a housewife on her own. Because if he gets a divorce, that alimony would look crazy if she was a housewife without evidence that that was her choice. She could run in there and be like,

well, he didn't let me work. And now I need to have his money without, like he could be fucked because she housewife. But they only been married for a year. So what would she get it for like four years, five years, depending on what's they're in? I don't know what depends. Get out.

marriage before you owe more alimony. That's what I always tell people. If you think about leaving that marriage and you paying all the bills, get the fuck out of there before you end up owing more alimony. Because for every year you stay, you're going to end up owing more usually. There's people paying rollover minutes on alimony when they wasn't even in the marriage. Yeah. Roll over minutes is so funny. Yeah, dead ass. Gone, get out. So if you not attract. First of all, if you're not attracted to somebody, no matter whether they're right, you're right, whatever. If you're not attracted to somebody after only a year, you're not going about spending the rest of your life together, gone get the fuck out of it. Take out of the

The punch, the boy, anything. Yeah, the thought of having to spin my bread or somebody that I'm not with no more. That's the, I'm not, I will never. I will never, is 100% sure. I won't go through that. See, that's what I'm saying. A hundred percent sure.

Remember that saying it's cheaper to keep her. We're going to the March Jee to get married. Yeah. We're going to do this. The e-man going to perform this. And under the eyes of the law, we marry. We ain't signing no papers. Yeah.

Well, that's it. That's awesome. like when people, that's another thing, like that rhetoric of, oh my gosh, she's going to take you for all you got. Like, you got to really like have a significant amount. Like you can pay alimony to somebody, but that means they're not working at all. So unless you plan I be in a marriage where for multiple years, the person you're with is not working at all, you don't really have to work. I'm saying the thought of spending any of mine on somebody that. I see.

That's why I disagree. You laying up with somebody else now. It's worse for people that make less money. If I make $5 million and you take $2.5, yeah, that sucks. That really sucks. but if I make 100,000 and you take it 50,000, she's not taking $50,000. Jesus Christ.

She's not getting paid $50,000 if you make $100,000. I don't know how this shit works. Yeah, no, it's not. She doesn't take half your money. I'm glad I don't know how the shit works. I hope I never do. Half is in reference to half of if you guys were together and there was assets acquired in the marriage

while y'all were married, even if he wasn't working. That's where it's half. We're going to split this house half. We're going to split this car half, certain like that. But like half my income, that's not what alimony is. But you're paying alimony you only make $100,000 in New York City, that's got to hurt. For sure. I read some shit before.

I don't know how true it was, but they said if you get married in Hawaii, like, they only entitle to half of what you got on you when you get married. Like the day we got married? Yeah. That's why my cousin got married in Hawaii. That's crazy. Not because it was a beautiful word up. Beautiful.

Go get married with 12 hours in your pocket. Go get married with $12 in your pocket. Yo, I'm fucking screaming. Yeah. Yeah. I get six. to you. I don't know.

I feel like I understand the, and this isn't for me just speaking about being a woman. I understand the alimony portion for if I make a significant amount of money and I spent all this time running this business and you didn't have to work, there are things that you do in a marriage that contributed to this. And I think that's to protect people who may have contributed to you building this business, but I wasn't an employee so I didn't get paid for it or my name isn't on the business. But I contributed to this. I raised your children so that you could go off and work and you didn't have to think

about the kids. But now that we broke up, you leave me with nothing. That's what that law was created to protect. No, in certain. Yeah, people who. Circumstances I did. You leave me with nothing. I couldn't go to school and further myself because I was taking care of your house,

your business, your kids, and I didn't have the time to do so. I could have done that if we weren't married, but now I don't have the same assets. But that's why I said I hope he has evidence that shows she decided she wanted to be a housewife. I ain't tell you to do that shit. Yeah, exactly. I'm paying alimony for that because you decided you didn't want to work anymore. That's your fault. Go deal with your choice.

So, I mean, he just has to get the fuck out of there as a set. Yeah, get rid of that. There's a billboard right by me that says $399. Spouse doesn't need to sign. Divorce, I'll put the number in the description in Jersey. Help them out. $400, spouse doesn't need to sign. They got you.

Get out of there before she gives you a kid. I don't think he didn't mention a kid, but get out of there before you give. You got to fuck to have a kid. Yeah. Oh, that sounds like he getting a. You say you're not sexually attracted no more. Yeah. Yeah, at that point, what are you?

What are we doing? You're not a second pregnant. I'm sure because he's being disrespected and doesn't find her attractive. I'm sure he's out in the world finding other women attractive. Get divorced before you cheat on her. At work.

She'll use that shit in your divorce. At work day, I get mad nice. 100%. Treat him like a human being. Yeah. Bring him good lasagna. Ask him how he's doing. Mr. Chamberlain.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bitch call to be a little boy. Call me Mr. Chamberlain at work. sick of this. Oh, man. You'd be farting all the time. Yeah. Before we got married, I didn't know she fought like this.

It'd be shit like that. But that's why you got to fart around the nigga from the beginning. Yeah. Second date. It'd be shit like that. Second date. It depends on what you ate, though. Yeah, if you're a burrito, if you stay.

Girls is foodie, so you never know. They just like a day. It's crazy. Yeah, farting in front of me on a second date. Second date. Yeah. So, okay. All right, all right.

Okay, after the second time we, after the second time we sleep together and we've decided we're going to take each other a little bit more seriously. But we have sex? Yeah, we have sex at least three times before you can. Peach said he got to make it far for it. Please, I don't even know why I repeat it. I don't know why I repeat it. I'm mad at myself. Don't make a queef right?

Nah, whatever. That'll keep on your pussy or your butt. Which one? But that's when you know, you got to let a nigga see you early without makeup. You got to fart around them. You got to do like, you know, do shit to see if he really like you for real. Yeah. If you stay for that, you really like me

I agree with that. But like how often do you fart? Like I get the makeup, the makeup part I get but like how early I got to know about your, like how lethal and how often are you farting that I got to know that quick what your farts are like. You know the cute little. Because who farts that much?

The little, well. You can't out fart me. Yeah, we got to change your diet. Like what you eat? Because like gas like that is not, you know, that means. Girls is foodies, bro. They eat every day. But even they always fart, bro.

Women love dairy. But that's what I'm saying. even if you are a foodie, but it's like you're, if you have gas like that to where you're fart, I'm like, yo, we have to figure out what it is. Like, all right, there's something you're eating that your body is not a green. But you're talking about like farts that have like smell. I'm referring to the sound because even the vegan girls, they fart a lot, but it has no smell because they're vegan, but you're going to hear it.

Yeah, but I, even if I, it's not about hearing it. If you, if you got a muzzle on your fart and I don't hear it. But I smell it and I start looking under like shoes by the door, shit and see somebody stepped in shit, we got to have a conversation. What do you eat? But if you fought in this state, respectfully, you got to take a shit.

That's why I stink. A fart that smell like actual shit. If you got to go shit. That's when you're a little kid in school. You fart and it's stinking. That person has to take a shit, homie. When you grow and you fart and you ain't got to take a shit,

don't smell like nothing, bro. No, nah. I'm telling you, bro. When you, the fought stink is doodoo right there. That shit came past the doodoo, bro. I'm telling you, bro. It's the gas. your stomach from whatever you ate.

Something is creating like sulfur is gassy. Yeah. Sometimes. But I stick to the screen. I eat the same shit. I don't, my fault's don't be stinking like

unless I got a shit. I got a shit in the fault. I'm probably going to stink. Yeah. But I was, I was referring to like knock to peel in the paint off the walls. I was referring to,

you know, you hear the little, you hear it like in your sleep. Like I've been in a relationship with somebody or dating somebody and they was like, you fart in your sleep. I said, oh, you do too. Like I remember a girl farted in her sleep in front of me like just like while my first time

like she slept over. She farted. I was still up. She farted. And like she rolled over to see if I was up and had to act like I was asleep. Because it's awkward now. Nah, I would have been teasing.

I would have been teasing. Yeah, it fucking. You're like now I had to act like I was sleeping. Like she rode over real quick. For years, I didn't know girls farted. Y'all I've definitely done that where I'm like. Yeah, it woke her up. And he's like, I heard you, bro.

Yeah, I heard you. I got me acting like I'm like, like, grandma ain't used to fall. I thought girls ain't fought. Like, what's really? I'd be stashing faults. Like, yeah. You say, yo, everybody falls. It's not girls.

Girls fireball. Definitely. Before they would excuse them, so, go on another room, go act like they're going to pull that shit in. Blame it on the door. Go outside, laggingly. That's why girls always bloated. You can tell, like, if it's going to, like, usually you could tell it your stomach if it's going to stink or not. If you know, it's like some little quick shit, all you got to do is like, spread your ass cheeks.

Like, spread one ass cheek. Spread the ass. Listen, it'll escape silently. I think that's why girls is always bloating. They can be whole. Don't spread your ass cheeks in my living room. Yeah. No, not like that.

Babe, just fart. It's okay. If you reach in there and you like lift a little bit of one asses up. That's a lot, baby, D. No, it's not for girls. They do it all the time. Not for girls. You lift a little bit of your ass cheek up and it escapes silently.

So you don't smell it, especially you don't hear it. And then you know it's not going to smell. It's clear the rim. It's just clear the rim. Because the rim is what makes it. It's a switch. It's just like a little quiet little wood. On that.

In your pants. Yeah. You don't hear it. You smell it. But you know, but you wouldn't do that. You wouldn't do that with a funky one. She said cash after it. No, no.

You wouldn't do it. But sometimes you don't know. You don't know. You don't know. It'd be silent. He's like, yo, that's cool. But my stomach and he'd smush and he'd be like, oh, nah. It'd be those too. It'd be those too.

But I mean, it's if you want to take the risk. As if you want to take the risk. Because sometimes you can't escape. Sometimes you're in the car. Yeah. You know, some girls don't know about that courtesy flush neither though. Girls did girls, I need to do that courtesy flush. They sit and let it bake, right?

Like, what's wrong with you? Like, you got to flush that. Yeah, as soon as you. Yeah. Why that shit is dropping. You could be, you know what I'm saying? You're good. Like, if I hit a toilet flush one time,

and you was like, what are you bugging? Yeah. You said, you was marinating that. You don't even smoke or nothing. On her phone. You don't even smoke or nothing. You ain't, yeah. You had no weed in there and none of that.

Like, you're smelling that. Hot box in the bathroom while you taking shit. You didn't cry. You flush one time. Light a light a candle in this. I'm scrolling on my phone. I felt like a creep listening for the flushes one time. Like, I got me tired of bitch flush this to me.

See, that's why you got a little water room. What's too many? I don't care You can't, first of all, you ain't gonna really be able to do too many Yeah, it ain't. You only really gonna get two, three off before this shit is You gotta wait a while.

Oh, I hate that. I hate that. When you go to flush for the second time now the water won't go down. Hey, man, what the fuck? You can't go in there after nobody. If you gotta take a shit, you gotta wait for people to use the bag.

You gotta relax. Yeah. You gotta get that bathroom 30 minutes. If you gotta take a shit in something, like, and somebody else been in there already? She's got no vent, no fan. Somebody come out the bathroom. cannot go in there and take a shit.

You ain't got enough flushes, bro. Yeah. If you got to want them slow feel, about to fuck somebody tore it up. You went to flush it and like that one little small little turd flow it back up. Oh, and there ain't no more water. Should I wait.

You got to wait it up. Now, you know what I'll do in your bathroom? I would feel like garbage can up with water and pour that down in it. Yeah, because it's going to flush. I'm getting out. I'm not. That nigga's a professional.

Yeah, I'm getting that out. I feel your garbage can up, pour that. My grandmother taught us that. Yeah, hell yeah. That's going to get down. He's going down there. Yeah, we ain't. And if it ain't, we got a problem.

Yes. Some will be. Swole with your toilet. Hold on with your plum shit, bro. Yo, I had a homeboy that was mad that his wife, his wife. Now his girlfriend, his wife ain't like wait for him to lead a house or like leave like the floor they was on to take a shit. I used to be like, bro. He's like, I just don't like knowing that she takes shit.

It's like she's a girl. She's not supposed to take shit. I'm like, bro, she's a human being. Yeah, he's a, that's a guy. You ever had a girl stay at your crib and she tries to do the shower and shit trick? So you just think she just taking a shower? and you keep in the flush. All I do is...

But then you go into the bathroom after and then it's just hot smells. I'm like, you can't hot box it like that. You gotta know how they do that. You gotta have... Sint a doo-doo. You gotta have a candle lit, something. You gotta have, you gotta have, you know, me.

You gotta flush. If you sit in there with the water running, it gotta be cold water. It can't be hot water. If you flush it, don't stink. Yeah, if you flush that. But I got the yo, you're talking about the dew wipes

and this is not an ad for dew wipes. They got the dude bombs. You put the bombs in the toilet that kills the scent and all that? I just got them joints. Yeah, you gotta get those. Like, can I travel? Yeah, they look like pods.

Look, the dude bombs. Where. Like devil that. I put the dew bombs other night. You dropped them joints in the water before you, before the shit. That's great stuff that used to be in the toilets and all that back in the days. You don't see that. You don't see that.

You don't see it. You used to be in the tank. Yeah, that she used to smell good. Yeah. I used to be pissed in all over them. I might need to get the dew bomb. Now, I'm about to keep a dude bomb. Get the dude bombs, yo.

I'm gonna get some for the office. The dude bombs are official. Put that in the toilet before you take a shit. You know, I'm not really encouraging the dudebook. Because you're trying to encourage people to be taking shits outside and all that. I'm not real. You got the dude bomb. You might feel comfortable taking shit outside.

Well, niggins are taking shit here anyway. Yeah. If you got the dude ball, you won't like to take a shit. Like if you got a gun, you're more like that. Yeah. Respectfully. You're safer to do it. Yeah.

You have to stand your ground in the public restaurant. Stay in your toilet. You know what people? But some people at restaurants, like I went to catch this weekend. And I was in the bathroom, like, you know, like taking pictures of shit like that. This girl came in the bathroom. and start fucking the bathroom up. I'm like, damn, that food ain't agreeing with her.

You can't, like, you can't control that sometimes. Now, some people was like that when you eat, that shit, 10, 15 minutes later, you got a shit. Some people was like that. Yeah, that's something with your inside. You eating the wrong shit. That's not going to process digest that fast. The dude bomb commercials. They should just go to public restrooms

and start throwing them shits in there. Yeah, Ryan. That's crime. We gotta get the dude on. Oh, actually, no, that one's all right. Port Authority. If you take a shit at Port Authority, you might as well just be home.

might as well just be home. Like, just sell your crew. You got to take a shit. First of all, why are you in Port Authority? Don't, don't. That's crazy. I'm not, I'm better pour 30 million to.

Taking a bus to Jersey. I'm taking it to D.C. I've taken it. Baltimore. I took the bus to Syracuse. That's different because you're going upstate. That's different. I'm saying like right now,

Ryan lives in here. He lives here. He don't be at Port 30. But I'm just saying if he was, if he was like, why are you in Port 30? I got the wipes. I got the wipes. I got the wipes now?

Ryan just be chilling at Port-a-throat. Okay, yeah, you got the whites for your ass and the wipes for the toilet seat? The Klorox wife? All right, now you're in the game. Don't make a mistake one day. Yeah, now you got to get the do-ball. Don't make a mistake. Get the dude bomb.

All I'm saying is, if you're dealing with women and married to women, sometimes they have bodily functions. Yeah, no, I get it. Just light a candle or something. I wouldn't give a fuck. My wife. She's still going to beat. She fired in the bed, but you still going to beat after? Yeah.

What a nigga ain't? I don't mean none. She used the dude wiped up. We've grown. Yeah, I might not eat your butt tonight. Yeah. I'm gonna hit that.

You fall. You fall, you fall two, three times. He said he is. It was talking to him. That tofu, that's talking bad. We ain't doing another.

Yeah, that's good. Yeah. I'm cool. That's peach. Made in. Oh, you had peas and rice. Yeah.

Oh, peas and rice. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot. A lot of fiber.

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