New Rory & MAL - Episode 52 | "The People's Champs"

Episode Date: March 25, 2022

The guys are back in LA! This time, hungover and humble from their Ambies loss. They start off with a deep dive into the conspiracy that Irish people are black, and then get right into their awards show experience from the previous night. They contemplate what their motion picture origin story would look like, and Mal diagnoses Rory's PTED. The guys address a young lady in the room (who isn't Demaris), Mal shows his legs, they all brainstorm ways to take the pod to the next level, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You're going to give me lined up. Virginia of the Lepicon was the pigman And I tease a lot of my Irish friends Who have freckles Freckles come from melanin If you know it melanin come from I'm not I'm just telling you

I promise you to come to Britain and Ireland Some things have some research has been done Some things have been revealed You're watching all these white Irish people say I'm black and I'm proud Torns out to have Is the funniest should I've ever seen Black hair and blue eyes

Now this shouldn't come as a surprise What's a surprise? It shouldn't come as a surprise to you. You look around Ireland today, it's evident that the Irish are a mix of different peoples. As opposed to who? As opposed to who? As opposed to who? To force people to arrive in Britain and Ireland while hunter gatherers like Cheddarman, who came from the company.

I'm Chatterman? Look at your ancestors. March 17th. Hey, you all. Yo, I always knew it though. Saying freckles are just splashes of melanin. It is kind of funny. That's what it, that's all it is.

You're a melanated, well, not that melanated. brother. My mother used to tell me they were kisses from angels. Well, we know mom's lie. We, this we know. We've discovered this already. Mom's lie. I do feel like the IG chicks that were teased about their curves their whole childhood and trying to embrace them, because

freckles didn't get cool until recently. I was, the amount of things that were said to me, you was teased as a kid. FAMP. One of the best jokes someone ever said to me was my face looked like someone put a screen in front of it and then threw shit through it.

I saw Bronxdale too Oh was that in Bronxdale? Oh I haven't watched Bronxdale That's what they said The guy looked like coffee cake Oh okay He said like somebody

He said yeah let me put a screen in front of your face It throw shit at it Yeah well that's what They said to me as a child Damn man But after this video came out I mean They gave us the true origins of leprechauns

Leperons aren't real Listen I'm just listening It's on the internet It's on the internet Somebody found the true origins of leprechauns and they have discovered that Irish people, y'all are black. Descendants from Africa. Yeah. Like everybody.

Yeah. Irish people will find any way to make it seem like we have some plight. I think that's anybody outside of like the obvious African American or Africans. Yeah. They try to make it seem like, yeah, we're related. it? We're just, I think we're just less warranted than other cultures. For sure. Like, Irish people would throw that no shoes, no shirt, no Irish, or no Irish need

applied signs down your Facebook timeline for the rest of my life. And it's like, yeah, I mean, that did happen. But then we were white. Like, once that passed, we were just white. Well, damn, man, I thought you were allowed to say the N-word now. I don't know. Maybe we got to do some more research. I'm not going to test it out. Some more.

Maybe somebody. We got to do some more research. Maybe Colin Farrell can try. I'm almost sure he's already said it. He looks like he uses the N-word. A thousand percent. Trust me. A thousand percent.

I saw the sex tape. What? He did not use the N-word in that sex tape. I was edited. Just give me the raw footage. Give me the raw footage. He did not. He had final cut at that time?

Yeah, absolutely. 1,000. It's Colin Farrow. Oh, my God. Anyways. Nah, man. I'm just trying to get the people to understand what I've always known. That he's just a ginger brother.

That's all. That's all he is. I'm not going to try it up. Our listeners, the internet has been trying to get me to say it for a year. It's just not going to work. No, no, the internet has said that you've said it for years. For sure. They're like, yo, one hour mark, 15 seconds.

He said the N-word. I'm like, it's not what he said. I was sitting right there. I said, hey. I promise you he didn't say the N-word. What's up, man? We back in L.A.? Yeah, it's a

bitter sweet, but more sweet morning, I feel like. Definitely more sweet. Absolutely. I just want to, I want to start with being corny and thanking our listeners. Yeah. Because they really show up for us. The greatest listeners in the world, man.

I wish I could hug all of them six feet apart with a mask on. Because they really show up for us. They do. For those that don't know, the Ambi Awards were yesterday we were nominated for Best Entertainment Podcast. Shout out to the the Ambys and everyone involved.

The event was fucking great, well put together. Yeah, definitely was a really, really dope event. They live streamed it. That's how you could watch it with Amazon music. And it's safe to say that the live stream chat was completely taken over. They were active. I'll listen to shit. I'll listen to shit.

They were active last night. They had the Amazon music moderator in there being like, guys, enough. Can you please stop with this? But why, though? This is an organization. We didn't talk about why. Like, what were they doing that was like, you know, considered unacceptable? I went in the chat.

They weren't using, like, foul language anything. No, it was just so many of them that if anybody else was watching the chat, you couldn't, like, no one was talking. It was all our fans with oranges and money bags. And inside jokes about our podcast. So no one could give any feedback to Amazon music about how their live stream was. because it was all lost in the other comments. But I mean, if I'm Amazon music, I love that engagement, right? I love the fact that there's so many people engaging and chatting and if it's emojis

or whatever. I love that. Because it's people being active and that's all you want is people being active and responding to what they're watching. Like advertisers are paying them for that. Yeah. So I would think they would like it. But he seemed a little pissed off.

It was a little, maybe it was a little disorderly form. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe that's what it was. But I, listen, man. We lost in our... Or her. How do we...

But them, whoever they are. Them saying... Because they don't want you to win. You know that. Them saying... Sorry, if they win... If they win, that's the end of this. What did they say, Ma'all?

Oh, he's like, listen, guys, if they win, we drop it, okay? Like, he was talking to his children. Yeah, I thought my mom told me that before. I was like, what? I read that. I was like, wait, he really said... He was fed up. This person really said it because we don't know if it was...

I feel like it was a guy, though. I'm going with a sassy man. Yeah, I think it was a guy. A man that... has been through some things that there. And definitely happy about his job at Amazon as the moderator of the chat. Or he's just really miserable, like,

with his home life. He had to do that from home. And his wife wouldn't shut the fuck up. And he's got to look at these oranges and money bags. And it's like, dog, my life is falling apart. But either way, thank you to the listenership. We thank each and everyone of y'all. I appreciate y'all for

tuning in last night. Shout out to the name of the podcast was back issues, I believe. If she's a back issue. Yeah, that thing was back. They won best entertainment podcast. Shout out to them. And shout out to the Ambies and the podcast Academy because it was a really dope event, very well put together.

Did you feel a way during their acceptance speech that they didn't like thank everyone? Isn't that like a standard thing? You're supposed to say, oh, thank you to everyone that was nominated. I'm honored just to be, even if you don't mean it. I'm honored that just to be in the same sentence as you guys. I'm honored and I'm excited is like the most overused. Like you're not excited. Like, no, I'm so excited to be a part of, no, you're not.

I did. Mostly everyone went up there and thanked like their team and talked about how important the behind the scenes team is with podcast and what it goes in. And I loved all that. But then one, one dude got up there and was like, yeah, I see everyone's thanking the team. But I think I did this one. He's like, and I just want to thank her. He didn't say it like that, but he said that.

No, well, he was saying it was more so she did all the work. And then when she stepped to the podium, she thanked. team. You know women are going to make sure everything is correct and everybody gets their respect. Not to be morbid, but I will say the only reason why I was upset that we didn't win is because of the acceptance speech because I wanted to give Combat Jack as flowers, man. I want to say thank you and rest and peace to Combat Jack. Absolutely. I think he deserves to be mentioned. I don't care what genre of podcasting award shows there. I just feel like he should be honored at every single podcast event. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Especially with our

world of podcasting, we're here and profitable. And that's a big reason is Combat Jack. Absolutely. So, rest of the piece of Combat Jack. That's my acceptance for losing. Yeah. And again, one person's win is not our loss.

You know what I mean? So congrats to all of the winners, the nominees. And it was just, it was good to be in a room full of creators and people that are in the same podcast space and world. A lot of the shows I've never heard of. But even that was a part of it for me. It's kind of like, oh, okay, I can check that out. I like the title.

Yeah, there's a lot I want to check out. Yeah, so that's, to me, just being in the room and being a part of that energy in there was dope. And, again, we're not even a full year in yet with this. So it was just an honor to be nominated, honestly. As much as we're discussing the genuine support from our listeners, can we talk about the fake support from the people that are actually in our lives? Listen, I got. Yo, the text messages I got. No, I'm going to read one for my man, Jonathan.

Hold on, because that was funny, man. What he called? Oh, he called us the people, y'all the people's champs. What he said? I was like, fam, I don't want to read this right now. The encouraging texts is of like, yo, y'all got the streets. That's all that matters. Y'all are people's champs.

Yo, we do not have the streets. My mom is like, just think about your fans. I'm like, Mom, I'm fine. It's okay. Somebody hit me and said, don't let it discourage you. God's greatest soldiers get tested the most or whatever that. nigga said. Like, you're a soldier because you lost the podcast award.

Yo, guy was like, I don't know if Mar can handle this one, but I'm going to see. Listen, man, the messages that came through last night, I was just like, all right, man. Rory and I are fine. Like, it's all good. Yeah. But it was a good night, though. It was a real good night. I tried to leverage some sympathy box out of it.

It didn't really work. It didn't happen for you? No. Again, women don't care about podcasts. No, they do when they're dating you and then they want to hear about everything that you're talking about. That's when they care about your podcast. because they only start listening once y'all start dating i i sent one text message if i win

can i get some head if i lose can i be held and uh yeah she just she just like did the thumbs up didn't even reply didn't even reply i don't know and i didn't get head or held last night yeah i got neither i i held a pillow oh you all you did was get at take the l at the awards beat off and held a pillow that's what life is about with no one Andy. Listen, man, sometimes that's just like, you know, you could plan your night, Rory. Mm-hmm. But God has the final say.

So God had masturbation. He was testing me. Yeah, absolutely. If he had masturbation in your future, dead. I'm one of his strongest soldiers, so he knew he could give me that task. Exactly. Only you could bear that cross. You know what I mean?

Only you could bear that. But it was fun, though. It was a fun night. Yeah, man. It was just nice. It was nice to know that we walked out of that venue losers. But then in the streets, we was validated. It was the champions.

Yeah. The streets were nobody. They don't even watch our podcast. They don't listen. I was bitter walking out. I was doing the salty shit. Like, yo, I got the streets. Fuck.

I don't do this industry shit. I got the streets. I don't do this. I shouldn't even came to this. Yeah, but thank you to the ambies and everybody that did vote for us. Yeah. And no, it was a really good event. Yeah.

Shout out to him. I was, I'll be honest. I didn't know what to expect walking into it. I think we both were in the same boat with that. And it was definitely well put together. It was a really, really dope event. I knew we were losing when they were announcing our. our category and just

just the react because you know I went claps every time I just the reaction alone kind of felt like who yeah I heard the marriage yell you did

of course I did you you know you can't go nowhere and act right you gotta you got to do that no you walk in all calm and collect it but then once it's time

to act crazy you go all the way crazy so I heard the matter because I heard people yelling for other shows and it was like loud and I knew I was like fuck like this isn't

so you're gonna try to be like I was like, this isn't our arena, so, like, I got to clap for that. I was like, woo-woo. Dee, I respected it. Listen, you know, I appreciate it. And I definitely see you as that annoying, supportive mother at sporting events that just won't shut up. And be ready to fight everybody if they tell her to shut up. And they son be trashed.

Like, he's not even. Like, why are you that laugh? Your son is garbage. Nah, if my son was trash, I wouldn't. You, that's what? Yes, you would. DeMaris. You'd be ready to fight the coach, like, he's not trash.

Like, no, your son is terrible. You support us. You don't what I'm going to do it to your kids? y'all pay me to support chado that is true wow that is absolutely true so you're a blast though yeah what'd you think about malls like award show swag he was walking a little different yeah he was cool like yeah your step in repeat game was kind of ill i wasn't mad at it okay sell it to me what did i do you had a little a little bop in your step you kind of diddy bopped a little bit more than than you typically you dropped the knee a few more times.

Okay. I mean, I had to let people know we were in the building, you know what I mean? Like, we, we wasn't going to walk in like we wasn't used to walking in those type of rooms. You know what I mean? Well, we're not. You are. No, but we are. We together.

We're comfortable. Are we going to just follow me. Follow my lead. We good. That's what I did. Are we going to discuss the, uh, dismission that happened with me at the step and repeat? Oh, so, first of all, this event was very, like, uh, security. security measures were extremely

very specific. I'll say that. They were very specific on what they wanted, what was to happen, and what couldn't happen. So, Rory almost didn't even get in. You barely even got in the show, first of all. I received an email the day of with the subject,

Maul and Plus One. Right. Which to me really was like Maul and Side Bitch. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. One of Maul's hose. That's how I read it. That's how you felt it in the email. Yeah, yeah.

Because they, I don't, I suppose with COVID, I don't really know. They were trying to have just one person receive awards. Well, we were told that they were very, very strict on time. And they wanted to limit it to, you know, from the time you walk from your seat so you get to the podium, your speech, to keep it under 45 seconds, I believe. And I was your plus one. Yeah.

Your name was submitted, which was great because I did want to hear your speech. but I was D plus one and went to go to the step and repeat and they asked for the show name or whatever and it was like oh no it's by the actual name who's presenting so it goes flips through the thing finds Moll's name and then we try to walk to the step and repeat goes oh no no no

we just want a photograph of him so they were trying to just well it was for the it was for the so then when they take the photo they can know what category this was photographed for so being that I was supposed to be the one that

accepted the award. It was my name and then it said new Rory and all under my name. So they wanted me to stand there. He was going to hold the tag in front of me, let her take that picture, and then Rory could take a picture with me. I was like, what sense does that make? It's my God. No, he said,

no, we just want him. I was like, no, I'm on the, it's off. I'm worried. I'm worried. He pointed to it. He said, no, no, that name is me. That's me. So now you know me. I'm not, I don't, I don't walk in the club without my man. I ain't doing that.

So I'm like, nah, fan, this is, this is us. And he looked, he's like, okay. And he just was like,

because he saw, it was like, fan, like, take the picture and then we're going to take another picture. Like, it's fine. He kind of treated me like, make a wish kid.

Yeah, yeah, he felt a little sympathetic like, oh, all right. All right, all right, sport. Yeah.

All right, youngster, come on. He got to look at us like, y'all are losing anyway. So, yeah, just come on and take the picture.

I, whatever. But, yeah, it was cool, and that was at the Mian Theater, a place that you have tore down many of nights with your Palooza history. Yeah, it's funny. I had flashbacks when we were entering in that, like, intro area, big foyer, if you will. Yeah, I just had PTSD of just, like, throw up and. Yeah, like, great times, though.

Drunk women screaming. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But it was nice to see that place not covered in, and vomit. Like a respectable venue. Yeah, it looked different, right? It looked really nice, actually.

Yeah, it did. As long as the Palooza crew ain't in there, like, everything looks nice. Once y'all get a hold of it, it's like they need to eradicate this place and burn it to the ground. Hey, man, Barclays didn't look that terrible afterwards. Oh, my God, I'm terrified of what Barclays looked like afterwards. It was, the floors were stickier than usual. I will say that. Yeah, a lot of blunt raps.

You know, you know how they give it up at Palooza. It was fine. And shit, had I known, Mall protected me from the Crips that night, had I known, had I known. I should have just had I known, Rory. You all of shit. Listen. I mean, I know you Fabio's big homie, so.

We had a blast at the Ambe's. The open bar was my favorite part. Are we going to talk about Moll taking a sip of chardonnay and acting like he took a shot of vodka? Yeah. Like, Everclear of some shit? He was like, put some hair on my chest. I'm like, dog, that's, you know, I don't drink, man. That's cheap

Chardonnay. I don't drink, man. That's Sutter home. Cudderhom's not putting a hair on your chest Listen, I don't drink So, you know It's only the first sip of wine They're just kind of like It's like, okay, I'm drinking wine tonight

But did you get tingly? No, I didn't drink enough to get that warm feeling No, I didn't And then we went out for dinner after, right? Had a good dinner. We went Uh, what's the fuck, Delilah?

That's the name of it. Yeah, yeah. DeMaris wanted to get her Drake quote off So we went With Drake quote? I don't know. I feel like there's a Delilah Drake quote. He's just putting shit on a drink jacket.

Absolutely. It's somewhere in one of his in his catalog. I think it's on the last album. Something about his friends carrying him drunk out of Delilah or some shit. Which we did to DeMaris. Which you were Drake last night. Actually. You got super lit?

We were lit. Ish. Yeah, because I left and went home. I had to go back to the room and go to sleep. I only slept literally the four hours on a flight in the last. almost 36 hours. So I was like, it was old. I was tired.

Damaris kept ordering tequila shots that nobody was drinking, so I didn't understand why Moore kept getting ordered. Nobody was drinking. Well, y'all two over there kept drinking. You kept ordering for the table, and then we weren't drinking them. You were drinking yours. You sip yours. I took a sip because you did a birthday toast where you can't get out of it.

Don't you hate that? Because you can't be disrespectful and not. take the birthday toast. Like that's why I like I, I, I, I, I have my wine, but I can't, I can't do shots. Shots, it's over with for shots. I don't know how y'all are still doing that. Shots to me is just like, no shots are good. Like getting shot isn't good.

Taking a shot, getting a shot from the dock. No, no, no shots are good. What's a good shot? Shooting your shot. Oh. That's tricky because it depends on. It doesn't usually work for me, but. So it's not a good shot.

See what I'm saying? Well, I have a bad. shot. So no shots are good. I don't know how people still take it. I'm more of a post player. Don't give me the ball. Are you like, yeah. I'm a role player. Why you don't want the ball? I penetrate

dish. Like, I'm not shooting. I box out. I play defense. I'll hustle up and down the court. I'm, I'm not. He got that sick ass run that they do. I'm like trying to get down the court. What is that? Why you was hopping like a kangaroo just that? Who runs like that?

Demaris, what's wrong with you? Honestly, like, just talking, what's your problem, yo? That's not a run. You just happened. She's still drunk. That's what it is. Oh, you hungry? All right, my bad, dear.

I forgot. I forgot. Y'all know what the fuck I'm talking about. I forgot. If y'all played basketball in school, you know the run I'm talking about. Rory definitely got the fake cute run. Like when you're talking about. Rory looked like he only run like that if he made a shot.

Because you know, niggas get cool after they make a shot. They start looking all cool. For sure. Like it was nothing. Like it was regular. You missed your last five. Yeah, but I made that one. Don't play with me.

Or when they make the shot. do the little jog backwards. Yeah, they want anybody to see them. Get your shit off. No, I'm one of those annoying, like, trying to seem like I'm a team player. I point, like, to the guy that gave me the assist. Like, it was you. Oh, that's disgusting.

Ew. You did that. It's only because it's because of that past. It's because of the team, man. Because of that. Your past got that done. I definitely play like that annoying dude and pick up that just be playing wild defense.

It's like, yo, relax. We ain't going that hard. Yo, what about, is St. Peter still in it? What's going on? They play Friday against Purdue. Oh, they play this Friday? Okay, okay. In Philly.

Okay. If I didn't have a wedding, I'd be fucking courts off. Yeah, man. Hopefully they gave one. I'm room for them, man. I'm room for them. I'm room for Shahim Holloway. And for your alma mater.

And for your alma mater. That you almost graduated from. Yeah, almost. Yeah. No, I didn't know almost. No? No, I had like two more years. Are you going to wear your hoodie and your sweatshirt?

I did for the last game. Yeah. So you're wearing it every game? I think so. So they have you. to think for their success. I would think so. I would think so somebody was it, Edin? I think Edin put in the group chat.

If you go on the St. Peter's website now, I'm on the Wikipedia page. I'm under notable alumni. Wait, no, that's not true. It was in the group chat. You was probably because there was so much going on in the group chat. You didn't see it. So yeah, according to them, I'm an alumni.

Your name's on there too, though, because in parentheses it says, New Rory and Mall. I never went to St. Peter's. I never stepped a foot on St. Peter's. Actually, you know, I have been to St. Peters before but no I didn't go to St. Peter's What was you doing to St. Peters? My homeboy he went to St. Peters and I think it was like an open gym or something one day we was in there hooping

or something like that. So I've been to St. Peters but no I didn't go to St. Peters. But it's so trash on the Wikipedia page because like you know how everything's blue that you can click? All the names on the list of notable alumni are blue because they've achieved things and mine is red. I don't have a Wikipedia page. Well you're a redhead.

You guys don't have Wikipedia pages yet? No. I'll get you. Julian on that. You should have a Wikipedia page. Can't anybody just go in and create a Wikipedia page? That's why it's funny that you guys don't have one. We should make a show one at least. But we should like lie a lot on it. Yeah, we have to lie.

It can't be like a real Wikipedia page. We have to lie all about Wikipedia. We have to say we've reached billions around the world and they tune in every week. We set records and set the bar high. We don't do any of that. I told you the bar high. Last episode we should have told the podcast committee that we met in an orphanage. That's how this podcast started.

I like that story. I think when we shoot out movie, Rory, I think that's how it starts. I think it starts with you eating a bowl of porridge in the orphanage. I think if we start there, because we got to start somewhere. Once you got about start, I think the ball starts to roll like easily after that. We have to start with you, a little redhead kid in the orphanage eating porridge. Not oatmeal, porridge. Ooh.

And I know the angle we can take. I start singing Hard Knock Life and you go, hmm, this would be a great idea for a song. Get the, do I know a rapper? Roy, I have never. You bring some guy from Brooklyn to a drug dealer in Brooklyn. From Marcy Projects. And he just like, he knew your brother or something. Yeah, there was a little, yeah, they had to have.

But how he knew his brother of Ma's an orphan? No, Rory's the orphan. Yeah. Not me. So why were y'all in an orphanage together? Because Mo's weird. Obviously, I needed a job on paper. I need work release.

Come on. Okay. Work release at an orphanage. I needed, I was trying to be a janitor. Come on. Like, in so many ways we can spend this thing. Imagine being an orphan and just already your life is like that. And it's like, all right, so they're just going to give me criminals to raise me too?

I don't stand a chance. I don't have parents and now it's just criminals. I think that that story, that movie, I would watch that. Why not? Essentially, I'd just be the male Annie. Exactly. You'll be Manny. D.

My name is Rory. I'm here a week. I don't care if you suck your teeth. I'm here. I'm not going to where. My name is not Manny. In the movie, it would be Manny. I know your name is Mandy in the movie.

Mani is funny. Yeah. See, now you, I know you like me, dude. I don't like you. I'm not going to. Damaris could be the one other orphan that like eventually at the end of the movie. I'm like, we do have siblings. You and I.

Wait, what? You know, in all the orphanage movies, like, the people they grew up in the orphanages, by the end, they're like, we're not orphans. We have each other. No, De Maris would have to be What's his name, Poonjab? Was that his name? Sir.

What was the head rap? What was it? And Annie? I have not watched Annie in 20 years. Yeah. That's what I'm like, the guy's name was Poonjad. I have Hard Knock Live Volume 2.

I didn't need to watch Annie again. Exactly. Man, y'all y'all get out tripping, man. Okay, well, you look it up, Maul. Poon jab, yeah. Bow Wow was an orphan in a, like Mike. Like Mike, yeah. Yeah, DeMaris, you could be Poonjab.

I don't know who the fuck that is, Maul. bro you don't remember look you don't remember punjaub oh yeah okay I remember you were with a head rap yeah I look alike I haven't watched any since I was like three I don't know yeah demaris you would definitely wait did you say demaris was like pun jab no demaris you gotta fight that's what he said

you gotta fight this thing when I tell you she got to hear that little slick wedding comment she made you were still talking oh no I didn't hear what she said I go into a wedding no you said I have a wedding and I said you have a wedding to go to just sort of the not to mess the fans up Oh, she's still on that.

But I wasn't being funny. You know, you know he has P-T. S-D. No, ED engagement. Post-traumatic engagement disorder? Yeah, because we're in L.A. He got engaged here. Anytime I just see jewelry.

Yeah, this is a very, this is a, you can't do that in L.A. Damarison. In New York, you can get it off. In L.A., you can't throw engagement jokes. Okay, I'm sorry. Because he, you know, I mean, it gets a little. I'm basically like a Vietnam veteran of this place. I just get the shakes.

Anytime we get canceled. Anytime I see a palm tree. Any day we're getting canceled. That's why we ain't went to Andy. And Sam is just Charlie. That's exactly why we didn't win the AMB. I'm glad you didn't hear that. They know.

No, go ahead. We didn't win the Ambie, but. You guys are embarrassing me in front of company. We have somebody with us. Our listeners are very invasive. Okay. We are too. Hi, I'm Sajin.

I am Alibra and from New York. Relationship status? single okay for how long why are you here today I'm just checking it out I'm in LA for a conference scene was good

and you're shadowing I hate that word shadowing I don't know why is that like a term like you're just sitting in on our show and just learning and soaking up whatever mess this is right okay

do you think it's appropriate for them to make jokes about my personal life in front of you a complete stranger if they're funny Like, it's cool. Yeah. I mean, I didn't really like that you were laughing with them.

She already knew, like, part of the jokes. Yeah, I didn't really like that. Yeah. It was funny. I had to laugh. Yeah. But why you laughed? Because it was funny.

Yeah. Not, but why you laughed? He wanted to get out. He want to get out. So you are in L.A. until Saturday working or for a conference, you said? Until Monday, yeah. But you're originally from New York City. Okay, you got to come out of New York studio sometime.

I love to. I'll drop by. Yeah, come out of New York studio sometimes. So you can laugh at Rory some more and his post-traumatic engagement disorder. Did, uh, you think it's funny that my entire relationship and life fell apart. Like, you think that, you think that's funny, right? I'm messing with you. My entire relationship fell apart.

Like, you think that's funny, right? No, I think it's funny, but like I don't like laugh on the Reddit. Like, I just, you know, I laugh at my. Oh, you'd be on a Reddit. Oh, you know our show. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, you know, Reddit.

No, no. Oh, we didn't know. I'm not from, but I'm already. You found America's Free Style. That was you? Yeah. I didn't know you on the Reddit. No, so.

No, for sure. So I used to be like, I haven't been on the internet since 2020. So, like, Reddit is, like, my social media for, like, the last couple months. Oh, you haven't been on social media since 2020? No, yeah. You had a crazy breakup, too. Mm, mm, yeah. I had to pause because I didn't like going online and, like, seeing things that bothered me because, like, why would I care otherwise?

So I just wanted to, like, not have that in my life. so I just been offline. Okay. Now that you're back online. Just not read it. Just not read it, yeah. Did you text any gentleman, hey, I'm in your city when you landed?

No, no, just old friends. Old friends. I love those. I have so many old friends. Let me tell you. I get it. You don't want to add another body. You can go just back to it.

Yeah, recycle. So are you all the same thing. Do you do that? Do you recycle, like, dating the guys that you dated instead of meeting new guys with new weird issues? Do you rather go to old issues and crazy things that you're already familiar with? I think that's smarter. Right.

Yeah. Why new problems? Like I know you're not going to kill me. Like that's better. You know, you never know. Like, look at what we set the bar. I know this guy is not going to kill me. I love a familiar demon.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you like familiar demons? Not like today, but like I have, you know. Okay. So you're like, you look like you've purified yourself and you've like detoxed from all demonic men. Yeah.

Yeah. I think the opposite. Yeah. I detox. I detox. Yeah. A therapist would say you're more comfortable staying miserable than trying to move on. So you continue to go back to the same people because you know their problems and are fine with them because you know what's going to happen.

Instead of moving on and leaving in toxic situation. Your therapist say that. Huh? I don't sound like therapy. Who needs that? Betterhelp.com backslash Rorymore. I don't have a therapist. 20% off.

20% off therapy is nuts. Is it Scorpio? but that means I don't like So your Venus is a Scorpio? Yeah, that's how she loves. She shows love like a Scorpio. You got a whole planet? Yeah.

What does that mean? All right. Your Venus is a Scorpio? Yeah, your Venus. So you can have like your sun, right? You're rising, your moon. Right.

Your Venus is how you reciprocate and show love. Yeah. Oh, okay. So my Venus is, okay. Venus is a planet, right? And a tennis player. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll do your birth chart and I'll figure out what your Venus. Yeah. So that, like, determines the kind of like, like how you receive love, how people are, how they are attracted to you,

all that kind of stuff. So. Well, explain your Venus then. How do you love? Maris. She said us a squirrel. I mean,

that's what it does say. So my Mars is also a scorpion. And that's where that's what it says that. Instead of saying, it's almost. So are you, are you freaking? Like,

I'm old school. Like, I don't know what my Mars is a scorpion. What does that mean? That is the craziest way. instead of saying, yo, the head was crazy, her Mars was nuts. Show these Mars was fucking crazy.

I'm using that moving forward now. What's your Mars like? I'm so confused. So this is a thing. This is how y'all really, like, believe this and follows. We tell you that horoscopes get so much deeper than, oh, I'm an aries. Yeah, because, like, I don't, like,

a number of women that I meet now. more than ever are like asking me what time was I born? I'm like, why does everyone, what is, what is that? I don't even, I don't know what time I was born. And every time somebody asks me, I have to call my mom and ask, and she's like, yo, this is like the eighth time you're asking me this. How do you not remember something like that? Why don't want to know the time I was born?

It really is because women have zero idea how to flirt and that's the way of flirting. That's the only move. Yeah. It's the only move they have. Do you think you know how to flirt? No, I don't flirt. I don't flirt. You don't flirt at all?

No. So you wait for the guy to flirt with you? If he wants to, sure, but I just like talk. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, that's usually what flirting is. You're not, bat your eyes like a giraffe. I don't know what's going to. Damaris tried to tell me yesterday, I'm not going to put her business out there.

But we was joking. I had my eyes at Rory and he told me he was, I look like I had something in my eye. Because she would say, there may have been, can I get you in trouble? You didn't do nothing. We was joking. It was innocent. She found someone in an elevator attractive, some old rich white men. man. And I was like, why you didn't say nothing?

Yeah. And she was like, no, I gave the, the eye bat. I was like, let me see the eye bat. And she just looked like she got mad dust in her eye and couldn't get it out. And I was like, that's not going to. The eye bat don't work. The eye bat don't work. It don't work. You got to do a little more than the eye bat today. You got to give the Mars. Yeah, you got to, you got to let them know where your Mars is at. Like, my Mars is in Scorpio. You know what you do that? You know what you do that. I am really uncomfortable. And I think everyone in the control room is very uncomfortable. Oh my God.

I'm just trying to help them flirt. Like, get your shit off. Like, I'm just telling you what guys respond to. We know what time it is once you say that. What's the best pick-up line that's worked on you? Just like, I don't know, like, hi. What's your name? Like, I don't do, like, pick-up line.

God damn. No, the ones that have worked on you. Worked on me. Well, not. Well, they don't really work. I don't really. That's the thing. They don't really work.

So, yeah, probably none. I don't do it. So when you meet a guy, like, he usually has to do more of the talking and pursuing. Yeah, he has to be, like, out front. Like, if he don't say you like me, you don't like me. You want him to come straight out and say, like, I like you. Absolutely, yeah, because I won't say it first.

Okay. You are no nonsense type of woman, I can tell. No, really. I just, I'm kind of shy, so, like, I'm not, like, putting myself out there a lot, usually. How old are you? 26. Okay. You're young.

She seems like the type that would say she's mad that people don't know how to love her, but she won't tell people how to love her. Kind of. It depends. I feel like I'm... D'Agamas, I'd be in therapy for real. You got to ask, though. I could read shit right away.

Go ahead. I'm sorry. No, it's fine. No, I don't really get mad a lot, though. I'm like easygoing. I'm a Libra, so, like, right here. Always right there. Until all that shit pile up and then...

Then I explode you. No, we're here. Yeah. Got you. This is how I flirt, by the way. So because... So, does it... Let somebody know how you flood.

Now, this is me flirt. This is how I flirt. It's the only way I know. to flirt. Yeah. It's literally to just do deep dives into... I think you flirt. You get into your...

You take notes from your therapist and you start asking those type of therapy questions. Mm-hmm. You know. Oh, man. What makes you cry? No, because I... That's the corny therapy flirting back.

That's almost like a pickup line to me. Like when people do that type of shit? Like, when was the last time you cried? It's like, no, now you just don't really much to say. I just want to literally dig into her. soul until she feels really uncomfortable. Okay. That's a therapy bag. So I can then make sure

she's at the same level of discomfort that I am in all the time. That's just really all I do. Okay. And you can see how unsuccessful life has been sensed. I'm glad that you are in our Reddit and that you do follow the show. What's your renting name? Yeah, I would like that. Wow. Okay, so I just made some comments

recently, so I'm not going to say it down on your page. Not on your page. On the power page. So now, I'm going to change it. the power to show. Our TV, yeah. Are you watching the Force? No, I watched the first two, but I fell off. It's not my favorite.

It's not my favorite. No. Yeah, I watched the first two episodes and I was just like kind of, and I was disappointed because I like Tommy. I love Tommy. Yeah, but now he's Jason born. Like he could beat everybody up. Yeah, it's just, it just got a little weird.

It's different. Yeah. Got a little weird. But yeah, I'm happy that you're here with us and that you're sitting in and thanks for having. It's super fun. I love you guys. Thank you.

We love you. Yeah. I didn't know that she was actually. Yeah. Yeah, that was so cool to find out right there in that conversation on our Reddit. Like, that was dope. I am going to find your Reddit name and see all the foul shit you said about as well. Right.

I would never. I would never. I did my AMA yesterday, drunk. How was it? It was cool. I cleared up some shit. Yeah. What you cleared up?

I was telling the truth on there. I was telling the truth. I don't know how to work this goddamn mic. The truth about what? The truth about everything. Tightened the bottom part right there. You see where your hand is at? Oh, okay, cool.

Yeah. And Mark to clean all this up. Of course. So you did your Reddit. All right. What was the question that you had to clear up? Everything.

What made you get the spiciest? And can I still, I can go back and read it. They said, yeah, you can go back and read it. It's still up there. Somebody asked me what I was going to name me and Maw's baby once I got him pregnant. Once you got Maw pregnant. Yes.

What? He is child very, was I going to give it. How does that even? His, my last name. They said I was going to give our baby my last name and that I was going to impregnate you. This is. This is what...

I think that's funny. I'm sorry. This is what they're asking you on Reddit? I think it's a great question. Yes. They also asked which one of us has thicker thighs. Is that why you ask me that question? Yes.

I hate Reddit so much. Yeah, like that's what we're going on to ready. What were your answers? Oh. I said that me and all are neck and neck, but I have the thicker thighs. We're not neck and neck and neck. Imagine you fit through the park cars outside. She didn't even want to walk to the camera to zoom in on Rory looking at Mall's

thighs when I said we were naked naked. Yo, stop looking at my thighs. Yo, what's up with you? I looked at them yesterday when she asked me the question. I felt very uncomfortable. Damn, what's up with him? Why are you looking at all? But I wanted to say to Maris, but I don't know what most eyes like when they come out

the skinny jeans. They could be crazy. See, this is something wrong with him, man. It's really something wrong with you. I'm on his side. When you're going to put shorts? I've never seen you in short. You have ugly legs?

I've never seen you in shorts. I don't think I have ugly legs. Hold on. Let me see if I got ugly legs. I don't know. You kind of said that like you insecure about it. About my legs? A little bit.

That's why you wore the, that's why you wore the breakaways? You get waxes? Nah. It's them breakaway pants for me. I can't. I got a solid calf right there. Yeah, that calf.

I'm mad at the calf. Yeah. Them fighting calves. You stop a nigga out, them calves. You know what I'm saying? You say for play, play. You know what I mean?

But yeah, man. Zippy pants back up. My thighs are definitely not thicket and DeMaris, though. This is an insane conversation. But yeah, I did a Reddit AMA, so if you guys want to go. What was the name of y'all child?

Oh no, I went off at him I said you guys have to stop with this Myanmar narrative. It's weird as fuck. Yeah, like I'm tired of it. I'm tired of seeing it. I mean, they can do whatever the fuck they want to do. It's their read of page.

I think I'll listen. Because I don't disclose that type of information like the women that I date and I talk to. So any woman that's around me, they just like, oh, my all got to be hitting that. Yeah. And it's also very, not to be all serious, but it's also very misogynistic

because they think I can't have this job. Like, I'm not in the room because I deserve to be here. Like, I have to. Oh, well, let me. me put that the rest of the marriage is definitely in the room because why you got to be knocking my side why can't be knocking your socks that just sound crazy like you'd be having me up against the wall like well aside from massagey i don't even like that narrative for mall because now it looks like mall

can't get pussy unless he gives a girl a job i don't like that yeah i would never yeah i would never do that you know what i would never it would i would never know i would never know all just that's just you know i understand our reddit community that they like to have fun and and but certain things is like, come on y'all. You too, too. But I told them I was like, the chemistry quote-unquote that you guys think you see with me and mall is just because we're cut from the same cloth. We both hood babies. We understand each other.

Yeah. So. Yeah. You want to know where I feel offended? Where? I feel like every time it's with Demaris, it's with any time we have a female guest or anything. Like, it's always like Mall. Mall. Like, why I can't why, like, why no

girls like me? No, no. Why another fan's like, oh, she definitely wants to fuck Rory. Well, they look at you like you're more of the relationship type And that you would probably have somebody already And me, I can cheat Oh, yeah, we know that that's possible But they look at it like you're the relationship guy And you were the one that, you know, was engaged

And so, you know, they look at it like that And then me, I'm the one that is single And you always tell them I haven't had a girlfriend in 19 years And it makes them want to fix you. Exactly. And mall is more flirtatious than you are. not with me, but I'm talking about when we have, like, yes. Maw is just like, Mawall is that charming, you know, that charming guy.

So people take it as flirtation, but you're just charming. It happened one time when we did Alexis Texas podcast and I saw a few comments like, I think she wanted to fuck Rory. And it did make me feel good, but I could assure you I was in that room. She did not want to fuck me. You were there. Like, no sexual attention in the room. Like it was legitimately friendship.

Yeah. Shout out to Alexis, Texas, too. Yeah, man. Somebody told me that they was looking at a couple of her episodes of a podcast. last week. One day, man. One day the fans will think I get pussy. I'm sure they know you do.

Is there any music coming out this week? Who knows? No, I love it. Speaking of failing relationships, I do think the only thing holding this podcast back is there's no high-profile relationship in it. That's the only way shit is working these days. You've got to get in a high-profile relationship

to pop off. You could be the worst rapper on earth. Once you get in a relationship that the fucking shade room cares about, billboard. So let's go with you because the fans think I don't get any pussy. So we kind of have to depend on you to go find a high profile relationship. So I have to go find a high profile woman.

You blew it with sweetie. Blew it with cash doll. Now I think about maybe you're not the right person for this. Demaris. You like one of the two. I mean. Oh, if I got in a high profile lesbian relationship. Oh, this pot is out of here.

Yeah. Come on. You got to do it for us. We've been podcasted a year at the ANB's fuck. We definitely, come on, you got to talk to Tiana Taylor, man. About what? Tamaris. What about Demaris?

To date her for a while. Tiana's married. Yeah, but like it would just be for press. Okay. She wouldn't do that for us. You being Tiana Taylor's side chick is fucking. You would be Tiana Taylor's side chick. Hell, fucking yes.

I would be Tiana Taylor's side chick. Hell, yes. It would be the only way it could work. I treat you like a side chick. She would, come on, she would fuck me. Yo. What?

That's rude, though. She's married. I'm sorry. But no, me? No, hell no. I'd be parked outside the house. And y'all would like to marry. She got to leave that girl alone.

She got a family. Nah. But you're manipulative. I've seen you in relationships. You're always the toxic one. I am. Why he'd think you toxic, dude? Roy creates false narratives all the time.

I'm a rapper. I'm a Crip. I'm toxic. That's all about. But this is actually the truth, though. Oh, this is true? Okay. Yeah.

Okay. I am not toxic. I am passionate and warm. Oh, whenever that passionate word, you know that passionate word means so many different things. Your Venus is in manipulation for sure. Your Venus is definitely in hopeful. And areas are manipulative. You would.

You know what? Yeah, I know. Listen, why are we doing this? Anyway. All right. So at highlight room, number one goal for y'all. to is to find someone high profile and lock it down.

And take pictures, start the rumors you were seen with. If you got in a high profile relationship, it would be better because your relationship was already in the media. So people actually care about what you're doing and who you're dating. Nobody gives a fuck about what me and all are dating. No, they would just call me a piece of shit. Roy's relationship was in the media?

Yeah. The podcast media. Oh, listen, bro, you say media. I'm thinking all CNN. That's what I'm thinking. Oh, one of the bars I had, regarding that. Regarding your relationship? I had a quadruple entendre.

Come on, let us hear it. Check the analytics on my engagement. Don't let that go over your head. It didn't, I promise you. Check the analytics on my engagement. That's a hard bar. Fuck you. It is.

And I already got the scheme that I was going to do it with. That's a quadruple entendre. Pope couldn't get that many entendras. check the analytics of my engagement yeah all y'all numbers went up oh I like that you know in analytics they have engagement yeah I know I check

and then again online with yes yes yes I got it I got it I love when rappers do that by the way like break down the like nah you don't even see how that's how you know the bar was trash don't do that because hold be explaining his bars all the time people ask you no no no No, no. People ask him. He don't, he don't explain it.

He started the, the Grammy family freestyle with Doc 76 floors like you get, never mind. But that's because, no, but that's because people always eat hitting him like, yo, when you be like, no. So that's why I was like, whatever. You think Hope don't have bars that he think is trash? But I didn't even explain. Hope has bars that he think is trash.

Oh, for sure. That he thinks is trash? Yeah, definitely. I mean, any artist has bars at some point where they listed back and like, that was that was trash. And not even explain all the entangras. either. I just gave you a few of them from my bar. Okay. Like, I could have

kept going. I don't know about a high profile relationship, though. I think that if... And people, people liked Sam more than me. So I would just look like a piece of shit if I went in a high profile relationship. So it's got to be one of you two. Yeah, the high profile relationship to me is just corny now because it's almost

like, we're joking, but that's what it's used for us as marketing. For sure. That's why to me it's like, y'all, y'all don't even know each other. Y'all don't like each other for real. Y'all just know that it's a look people gonna keep talking about y'all like that's why to me it's like the song rollout is just going to the game together yeah that's all it is

that's all it is yeah i don't like that i think that we i think that if when and if we do get in a relationship the moment we pop out with whoever it is it's well can y'all pay damson and just to date me please i don't think i could afford her why but damson

is a dude oh it's the guy from snowfall you ain't here how I don't think I can afford her What are you talking about? It's my way of getting out of it. I don't know. You like Damson?

Yes. Yes. Okay. All right. I'll see what I could do. I might help you get a little date, a little dinner date.

Why do women turn the lights off when you're on FaceTime? Like, I won't just turn the lights up in my background and now we both got light. Wait, hold on. What? Yeah, you know when you're on FaceTime with it? Unless it's beyond. If a guy, if you're in FaceTime with a guy, we're not just there to talk. Pull a titty out or something.

Yeah. You know what I mean? So, women, the hang up on you on FaceTime is they just turn all the lights out in their room and their living room like they're laying down. But all I do is turn all the lights on in my background. And now her screen is lit up and I can still see her. I thought, see, I'm glad you said it because I thought I was part of the problem because I'm not a big FaceTime. And women have, like, say, like, why don't you want to FaceTime? Because I'm that toxic person that things.

Well, if you're not naked, what the fuck is the point of FaceTime? Yeah. I just call you. Like, we do it. We have two ladies in the room today. Y'all don't feel like when a guy facetimes, y'all almost like he wants to see some skin? No. All right.

So when a guy facetimes you, a guy that, not a professional relationship, like a personal relationship. Okay. You don't think that he's anticipating seeing some flesh? I think he would probably like to, but. anticipating, no. So you don't think he's anticipating the boob falling out? You're going to get this bonnet. No, the bonnet, we're not tripping on the bonnet.

I love the titty bonnet combo. Yeah, like the thigh bonnet is amazing. The ass bonnet? Because once you arch that back and put that ass up, I don't even see your head anymore. So the bonnet don't even matter. So I'm just saying, you don't think that guys, like when you FaceTime a guy, he's like,

damn, I hope her titty fall out right now. I mean, I don't think about what, but thank you for letting me know that. That's what men are looking for. Well, as men, we are old. We're owed that from your bodies. That's sick. You know how crazy that is?

We're old. We are entitled to that. Yo, that just comes across. Where old that is crazy. I didn't say, I don't feel like that. I don't feel that way at all. No, you 100%. You can't say that and not feel that.

That's one of those like, when a rapper say something, be like, all, he really lived that. He didn't see that happen. He lived that. You definitely feel that way. I do not think women owe me their bodies. Like, what do you mean? That's the most rapist shit I've ever heard in my fucking life.

This is why we didn't win an amp. Yo, that's why he said, I was like, wait, I don't feel like that. I don't feel nobody holds anything. He was being, he was being sarcastic. I know. I know what it just came across like, that had some funk on it. That's kind of how I thought Maul sounded. So I just wanted to take it to the next level.

No, but I'm saying like if it's a person, like, even if it's a person, like, even if y'all like especially especially if y'all have already been like physical like it's a physical relationship like if he calls you to face time yeah well yeah in that in that stage of we've been physical but we're not like in a serious relationship yeah i'm not talking about a guy that you just I'm talking about you fucking yeah like we've been there we've already like we're in a physical relationship with each other okay yeah then yeah right you would it you know that he's like damn like I can't see you right now but I want to see you right now you know what I'm saying like that type of shit and then y'all turn all the lights out to when I'm going to sleep

I'm gonna get some of these in the crib So when they start turning the lights on Hold on, hold on, let me turn my shit up Since you want to black out your background Have you guys said FaceTime sex before? Yes. Who hasn't? Okay.

Just make sure. I don't know. Sometimes you'd be way too cool. I thought you'd be like, no, I would never do that. Me? More nasty ass, yes, definitely. I'll be on FaceTime with this up here on, chilling with the hat on and everything and all this will be gone.

I'm waiting. All of this will be gone, D. I'll be waiting. Like, yeah, I'm not. I'm chilling. I ain't doing nothing. I'm in the... Gone. What's awkward about FaceTime sex, like, you know sometimes after you beat off

or like Watchpoint, you feel a little weird. Sometimes that postnut clarity, you're just like, what am I doing? Yeah, I'm nasty. With the FaceTime sex, you get the post-nut clarity, and then you're just staring at somebody. Yeah. Oh, it's horrible. At least the post-nut clarity when I beat off, I'm by myself. It's horrible.

It's horrible. Trying to end the FaceTime call, like, after y'all both come, it's like all right well after she I think I'm gonna go to bed now but yeah oh y'all be

that's see I didn't say me you did say you no I didn't I said she what's also she is you what's also awkward too when you're having

FaceTime sex and you come before her and you gotta pretend and you gotta pretend like you still and you already feel weird nah but that's what you just keep compliment and like she's going in and she's right there

and you just like mm-hmm Oh shit You just got to keep saying Damn that look good Damn that look good Damn I wish I could have that right now Yeah that's great

That's how you giving it up Damn You gotta lay the phone down And like walk away Go make a sandwich Go get some water And still be She still be back here

Like damn She's still going Yeah Like what the Because you keep your air pot in And you just walk away from the phone She's Yeah

You know what You know what's even worse All right I make a confession I one time screen recorded with consent of the FaceTime of the FaceTime sex session right and she was getting to that

and I a few days later I wanted to go back and watch it because I loved what she did and I was like oh now I could just watch it without having to actually speak to her that's it and then I immediately

got unhorny because I forgot you can't hear shit that it also recorded my face So I started watching me watch her. And I was like, you are a nasty fuck. You look this guy. Look at your sex faces, Rory.

But screen record. You can't hear nothing, though. I know. But he can see his face. Yeah, but I can't watch. Like, even if you, like, you can't watch, like, porn. Well, Mall, you're an audio. Some people are audio people.

Some people are visual people. I know. I have a podcast. I see the numbers. I know. He's an audio and a visual person. Yeah, I get it. I'm just saying like, do you, I don't think our listeners would watch the podcast with the, would it mute it.

Like, that's not, you know what I'm saying? It's kind of like, if I'm watching it's the worst comparison I've ever heard about it. I know. I'm saying like if you have, if you screen record a girl that you was having face, FaceTime sex with, yes, you can see her, but you can't hear anything. I was conditioned in my early years of masturbation to be right next to the TV Channel 72 Spice Channel with the volume all the way down so nobody could know I was watching it. So I could nut without noises. I did it my whole life.

Yo, that is, that's a different type of animal. They should tranquilize you and put you in an exhibit somewhere. You never snuck watch porn and that'd do it with- As a grown man? No, I was a kid. I'm talking about now. That's what I said now. Now I listen to porn and surround sound.

Are you kidding me? For sure. I can hear a cameraman. No, I put it on the son notes in every room. Yeah, I can hear the camera man walking on the carpet in the porn. Like, are you kidding me? That's how loud. Yeah, that's how loud.

I have it. Like, I don't... Really? The hell yeah. Are you kidding me? No, I'm with you, but I'm saying I could also not without having to hear it. That's it. Well, my preference. Yeah, you need the sound.

For sure. But I started doing it with no sound because I was sneak watching porn. But yeah, I don't know. Either way, don't record yourself. I have a great idea for a new podcast. We'll talk about it off, Mike. Okay. I think this one will be like out of here.

Strictly audio, though. Okay, who's doing it, though? us. Oh. It's going to be our straight audio. The moan cast? No. Lekeith.

Lekeith started that. Lekeith did that. So hopefully we would have to go through that. Thank God he did that. I'm so happy he did that. I knew I wasn't going to have to go through that anyway, but I'm glad he did that. So we wouldn't have to go through that. I didn't think anyone had to go through that.

Yeah, that was a weird time. The Maris is definitely a clubhouse moaning, though. I was never on Clubhouse Mowin. I've actually never spoken on Club. Oh, I did. I was in a Curly. a curly hair. And then Wack came in.

Bingo card. Bingo. Is Wack a part of our bingo card now? Of course he is. Hell yeah. He can be. Wack might be free space. Yo, the funniest comment last night, which I know

everyone from Amazon was like, what the fuck is happening in this chat? Someone said, if Rory and Moll lose, everybody in that venue got to get out with Wack. All the winners, all the winners got to get out with Wack. Then on Twitter, I saw mad people adding me and Amazon

music saying, y'all got to get down with Wack now Wack probably Rino that shit like what is going to what happened somebody has to tell him that he got to get out that he's become like a part of our podcast if Wack don't have we got to get down merch

by now we're about to make it and we're really going to have to get out oh you might be out for sure I'm like nah you were just good to get your info to send you some brain just get ready to get your info yeah just getting ready to

you're just getting ready to do shit you know you want to get down merch would be very fun We got to get out. That's the fact. I got pressed on Reddit about when you're going to do the merch again. I said y'all got to harass them all in his mentions. Oh, no, it's happening.

I have a meet while I'm here about that. It's happening. Meeting more. You know what I'm saying? Mogul shit. La ball. I'm mad there's no more music coming out this weekend. You definitely when a girl asks you what you're doing, you say, you know,

just about to go is meeting. You're definitely one of those. Oh, I got a meeting. Oh, yeah. Trying to look like you important and busy. Oh, that's the, you know, that's the number one way to get out of seeing somebody you don't want to see. Y'all, I got a stew.

Got to go to the stool. But I'm saying, you say it to, like, look important to her. Like, you like, really making moves out here and shit. Nah, you think I'm corny. Just say you think I'm corny. That's why you got to do that. You got to crack jokes. Like, yo, I think you're corny, fan.

You know what I'm saying? You be explaining how the meeting went and she didn't even ask. Like, oh, I think we're about to close this one. So in numbers on the table? I've never. Multi-million dollars. Like, yo, just between you and I'm going to tell you, tell you how much they offer it.

Like, yo, I can't believe they only offered me 8 mil. saying that out loud to somebody I can't believe they only offered me 20 and you're just hoping like yes right babe know you're worth that's what you was waiting for the response huh I think Rory gets all this shit off and like tries to put it off our mall

that's where he get all these ideas from because that's not like your shit right? Exactly. See? Has that not been obvious in this entire podcast that everything I do I say mall does? Absolutely. I knew that, but, you know, fans don't know. I also don't tell women that I have an $8 million offer.

Like, I don't, I promise I don't do that. Like, yo, they want me to sign off on this. I don't know. I'm thinking about it. You ask. So when I never take business advice from ever. You asking the bottle girl. Yeah.

What do you think I should do? She worked at a kiosk in the mall. Yeah. What do you think I should do? You think I should stand up for my financial freedom? Like, what you think about the split serious gave us? Yeah. She's gonna look at you like

I don't know I get off at 4 That's all I know I'm mad There's no more music Coming out this week And that's No

That's crazy Why nobody putting up Actually no I'm not mad Because this gives me More time to listen To the shit That didn't Yeah

That I didn't listen Like I still didn't listen To the entire Dirk project yet Well I was gonna give you a reason Why I think No music's coming out I think everyone I think everyone pushed their shit back

Once they heard Damaris's freestyle I don't know Is that What's the timeline on this joke. This is forever. Are you kidding me?

We found your bars? This is like finding the parallel universe. Are you kidding me? Like, that's never going to die. I fired the entire staff, by the way. Everybody who uploaded. I wonder why the chat was quiet. Everybody's out of a job.

Everybody who made a graphic, uploaded a graphic, everything. Can we, can you pull up the video and see what the views are right now? Last I checked, I think it was around $6,000, $7,000? But do you think Kendrick

maybe pushed your shit back when he heard that? I just think it's kind of ironic that no one's putting music out. Yeah, Kendrick definitely heard Demar's like, no, I got to go back in. I gotta go. I got to go back in. That's what they're doing out here? She's going crazy.

She's going crazy. I got to go back in. That's cool. What were some of your favorite comments? Somebody said it looked like I had a pistol with a silencer inside my leather jacket. That was really, really fucking funny. Somebody said, yeah, he was right. Bob is not moving.

Somebody said my bookcase was on its last leg which was really fucking funny. How would they notice in all the bookcase though? Yeah. How was that something that there? It's already going to look at the bookcase for me.

Like why? No, we just want to look at this. I just hit refresh because it was at $6,000 when I checked this morning. It's at 7.8K right now. If you refresh it, it'll probably be another 10. Hey guys, stop watching it because I'm getting no money from it.

So. No, whoever's that she said, that's your home. Homegirls page? That's my best friend's page. And she does not have. So when I started. She on your publishing. When I started on this podcast, like I told her we have to scrub everything about me from

the internet. Yeah. I will not be on that summer jam screen. And we came across that and she was like, yo, I don't know the password. Like I can't change it. So you can't just get the page shut down even if you don't remember the password? I've been trying since y'all hired me. No, just call Leo.

He'll get it. You'll get a shut down. Here's the thing. If she did do that, I would call Tuma and had it put back up. Okay. Yeah. Listen, Dee, you got your bars off. It's here to stay.

The fans love it. So it is what it is. And the internet, it's going to be there forever. You could get rid of it. Someone's screen recorder. Yeah, so it's too late. Well, now it's too late. But before they found it,

the funny shit is Derek is definitely about to send shots back soon. Well, I mean, I was thinking we grabbed the, since you can't monetize the video, let's have it and grab the audio and put it on DSPs. Hmm. Eat. Let it stick to your ribs. I think it would playlist well. I got some connections.

I think. I could get you on that. mood playlist. Now, get me on rap. Imagine that being on the mood playlist. Give me on rap life. I can hit Elliot. I'll put you on the top of title.

Well, everybody said that you got to put me on the album now, so. Um, that album ain't never coming out. Damn, it is coming. I'm just going to say it until it dropped. I'm putting on applying pressure. Someone did say, how did Demaris's disc track come out before Rory's album? And it did upset me a little bit.

honestly like I'm so listen it ain't it ain't coming out me know when it's dropping you know what but you know why that's so offensive because I worked so hard in this album why you give me your acceptance speech I've worked so hard on this project

I worked really really hard I put my all into it and I am feeling insecure about it so to select people that I trust and love and respect I sent out the link

to pretty much the final album wanting to get their feedback already feeling insecure about it and one of those people was mall I sent him the link not a single reply he said yo what time is our flight all right so listen

like two days later it was hot garbage so no I didn't listen to it I know he didn't no no no it's not because listen honestly I didn't listen to it because I wasn't ready to listen to it yet Like it was like, I was like, all right, I got to really be, I want to really sit down and really listen to this project because I know my boy took his time.

He really worked on this. I don't want to just be listening to it and be doing other shit. I want to really just sit down, chill in the crib and just listen to the album. So I'm going to do that and then I'm going to give him my honest feedback. I mean, Rory has tasting music. I know it's not terrible, so I'm not even worried about that. You know what I mean? But it's like, I really want to be like, okay, yeah, nah, I like this joint.

Maybe not feeling this hook on it. Like, I really want to dissect the album. It feels like a cleanup. No, no, I'm being honest. Because if I would listen to it when he sent it to me, I'm walking around, I'm in the streets, moving around, going in and out of stores. I wouldn't have been able to really give him my honest opinion on the music.

And that's the, that's the album you got to be, you got to be naked for in the house. Is that what you took from it? Yeah. You got to be naked. I got to start this crap. That's not what I was trying to intend at all. You got to be naked to enjoy.

If somebody tell me, yo, listen, my album, I'm putting it out right, but yo, listen, check. And all the few to really, like, like experience the album, you got to get ass naked at your crib. For real. Like, you know, that's not really for me. Like, I'm not.

If somebody replies back with the links like Sandin, I'm not really into it. I'm like, yo, you're butt ass though. Like, see, see, you had your drawers on. That's why you ain't really, you know what I mean? The snares, you're not here with it.

The snares ain't really hit you because you had draws on. The snares can't get through the drawers. Yo, listen, I'm getting out of here, man. I'm fucking tired. Yeah. And it is coming out. And DeMaris won't be on it.

Why? Because, man. Why can't I You don't want to give me no splits. Exactly. And first of all, I would take all of your publishing. Yeah. Are you kidding me?

There would be no split. It would be 100% my. That's cool. All right. So, yo, you got a wedding. You have to get ready to go to? I do. I'm going with my mom and my pops is going to.

So, yeah, it should be a fun family affair. All right, cool, man. Well, I'll be here taking meetings and just working. Come on, man. Somebody got to do. do it. Don't worry. I got it

covered, bro. That's the only reason you're out here. Thank you to our guests. You were amazing. Yes, thank you for sitting in with us.

Appreciate you. We appreciate you. Hopefully we see you in New York. Don't be a stranger. Come by and say hello to us. Yeah, no new music for us to not talk about.

Do you think because I admitted I was flirting, our listeners are now going to just tell me she doesn't want to listen. Let me tell you something. They're going to find,

who you are. They're going to find your Instagram, your Twitter, whatever. I'm just letting you know now. She's not on anything. They're going to find her Reddit though. Oh, no, you're going to be on something. Whether you like it or not, they're going to create a page of you. I'm just like you know what's going to happen. It's okay. She's going to be under Reddit hotties. Absolutely. Some weird page. It's going to happen. Just

expect it. Um, but yeah, man, have safe, safe, uh, safe travels down to your wedding. Thank you. Uh, and yeah, we'll be back in a few days. Uh, I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. We'll talk to y'all soon. We're getting lit. You're ready?

Have you ever done? use those breakaway pants like in the bedroom and was just like you know what tom it is no they don't do that all the way off it's just right here okay they don't they don't no that would be embarrassing if you thought they did no you're not wearing that when we go out the night right we got to get dressed up for your birthday dinner don't do no bullshit birthday makeup either I'm not sitting next to you if you do that fucking glitter on my eye if you look like an actual clown I'm not sitting next to you not sit next to you or you got to get out either or All right, man.

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