New Rory & MAL - Episode 521 | Glory Hole Roulette

Episode Date: July 21, 2026

Happy Monday! Mal was outside this weekend, taking the team to watch Shohei Ohtani and the Dodgers take over Yankee Stadium. Between J.Cole, FIFA, Summer Jam, and Fanatics Fest, it’s been (and will be) a crazy couple of weeks in New York. The internet goes crazy over who was in attendance at the World Cup Finals, and the guys discuss how the atmosphere has been with all of the fans running around the city this month. Mal shares about a promise his neighbor made him, and Rory tells us about his evolving golf game. The Game and YG are set to face off in a Versuz this week, and Complex names their Top 100 LA Songs of All Time. Post Malone faces scrutiny after previewing a snippet from an unreleased song, and the guys take two different calls from dudes stuck in tricky situations involving bachelor parties. All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-foreverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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great you look beautiful today you look thrilled to be here how are you feeling baby rest we're over here fuck on me he know i felt like shit rejuvenated you're glowing i'm sick as fuck and i took like i guess there's something like what you're just on the beach yeah i was sick there too how you sick on the beach that's what you're supposed to feel better the sun hit you that vitamin d that's what's up but when you go to sleep at night and you up underneath that ac and don't that's your mistake why you got the ac on i'm in virginia beach it was 97 degrees That's all right. You're supposed to let it just sweat, sweat that shit out. Hell no.

Yeah. I suffocated. But I took NyQuil last night. NyQuil, that don't do shit. I got stuck in the airport. So I was like, I got stuck in the airport. So I stayed in that Rory's house last night. He was a great host, 10 out of 10 Airbnb stay.

For sure. So I took, I took NyQuil because I didn't want to be coughing. Amara is there. Like, I just wanted to feel better. And. Did you take a ginger shot? Apparently there's a thing called a NyQuil hangover. And I think that's what I'm experiencing right now.

Well, NyQuil. put you to sleep. I can barely keep my eyes up. I overslept. Yeah, it doesn't make you feel better or anything like that. Muson X, NyQuil, all that stuff just allows you to go to sleep when you can't with a cough. Some ginger shots. Take some ginger shots, two ginger shots today, two tomorrow. You'll feel better. So, yeah, I still feel like I'm on NyQuil right now. Like, I'm here, but I ain't here. So, like, ask me no questions. I will thank you for being here. We appreciate you and hopefully you feel better. And you under-soul, like, I left, I left like a little chocolate on the towel. He left for chocolate on my towel. He will give you.

chocolate when you're sick. Well, I didn't know she was sick. At that point, I was just trying to be a gracious host. Yeah, that was the chocolate on a pillow. Mm-hmm. He laid my towel out for me and everything, like face wash. Did he dry you off as well? Jesus Christ.

I was asleep by the time. Are you like a past wet to the shower? You're like a pat dry. Pat dry and your homie is crazy. Your pat dry me is crazy. No, Carlos Miller thinking I was your bitch is what really pissed. me off today. Can we talk about that? Carlos was joking.

No, he wasn't. He's a comedian. He was not fucking joking. He was dead ass. But that's happened when we were recording in my house and DJ Drama came, went to Damaris. You have a lovely home. Like, that's not my girl. I work here. Like, you watch yourself. You have a lovely home. Damaris's like, I don't fucking live here.

Oh, man. But yeah, it was a, it was a cool weekend. I'm I'm proud of Ryan and Pige. They got my guy Mall out of the house. I was really happy to see. I got them out of the house. Okay. It was the other way around.

I had been wanting to see, well, me and Pige, we talked about it since the schedule came out, wanting to see O'Tani. Yeah. When the Dodgers came to play the Yankees. But yeah, it was a good game. And the weather was,

the weather was perfect for a game. It was kind of hot early, but the night game, the sun started setting by the time we got there. Peage texts me when I, because we pulled up at the same time, Pete said, I'm the white guy in the Yankee jersey.

You can't miss me. That's a fucking asshole. Did Pete show you the ropes? Because you know that's the house that he built. He's a bleacher creature for real. Yeah, no. Pease, Peas knew his way around pretty well. He took me to the stands first.

No, no, we went straight. As soon as we got there, the game had already started. So we went straight to the stadium. We didn't hang out outside. Pete's expedited entry. Yeah, we had to clear. He had a clear at the stadium, which I didn't know was a thing. Yeah, at the Yankee Stadium.

I love it. Did not know that was a thing. And so we got in with- I was to tell you at the Jay-Z show they got rid of it. Because I've done at a concert at Yankee Stadium and the clear was there. I got there and I'm like,

Hove took away clear. He didn't want to know it. Everybody needs to be, there's no clear. There's no clear winner here. Everybody's getting the same security measures. Like, there is no clear the Jay-Z show. You went outside for Peach,

but I'll be banging you to go outside. I went outside for Otani. I mean, he's a once-in-a-generation-generation. Yeah, he's like, come on. The show here, he's a, we're never going to see nothing like that again. Yeah. So I went to see the greatest.

And a big deal for Ryan, too. Yeah, Ryan. Yeah. You know, Tani's his hero. So we wanted to make sure Ryan got to see his hero. So, you know, we had a good day. Did he take a photo in front of Matt Suey's jersey in Wrightfield? He might have, not while I was with him.

He might have did that on his own, but I would have choked Ryan while we were together. But no, we had a good time. You wouldn't ask him all to flick it up real quick? What was Matt Suey? 51? 55. Yeah, we got to get you a 55 jersey. God Zera.

God Zera. No, they call him God, God, Zilla. Why are you pronouncing it that way? This is his accent. It's a lovely accent. But no, it was good to see that you guys had a nice company out. It was cool, man. How many, what was the glitz count for young Patrick over there?

He just put him away. Peas had three of those things. He said, this is the longest bluesy I ever seen in my life. I said, this is so gay. He said, how? He sent another, after he had that glizzy, he went back and showed us a video of them being cooked, which was, all right, whatever. But he commented, good God.

And then he took a picture of the glissie with a fried next to it and said, for scale. Yeah, Pee's was going crazy yesterday, man. But you got to go to baseball games with people like Pee's though. Oh, for sure. Because, you know, baseball is such. It's a lot of like in between, you know, conversations, shit that has to happen.

So it was great, though. We had a good time. Yeah. Peave, how did I do as the Jedi Photoshop Master? when I put your face on superheads. Yeah, that was crazy. Page was like, Rory did that.

Well, Chad, I took a screenshot of Pej's Instagram and then Superhead. Shit that Peuge would do. And then I said, Chad GV. Come on. That's like Peage dear work right there.

That was good work. And he was having flashbacks of the glizzy. Like, I tied it all together. Yeah, I see what you did, dear. That should be today's artwork. That is today's artwork. That is today's artwork.

Pige's super head. We are back, sponsored by Boost. mobile unlimited talk, text, and that I. Yes. Were you affected by the floods? Saturday was kind of crazy. Saturday, the weather was wild. It's thunderstorming

all day. It wasn't too many floods where I was at there, like certain streets was a little flooded, but it wasn't too bad. Yeah, it was, I was going to take Amara to Fanatics on Saturday, but once that rain started, you know. But I did stop by Friday before I picked you up from school. And Fanatics was great.

Don't get me wrong, but this year because of the World Cup. It's a little different. It was like unwalkable. It was so many fucking people in there. Yeah. Even the 40-40 thing, I last, me and Anne Clemens lasted all of 15 minutes in there. It was just, it was so many people. Jay had you kicked out of there too?

Yes. Okay. He immediately saw me and instead of asking LeBron where he was going, he pointed out. Him, no. Please. Get out of it. No, I did not get kicked out of it. But I will say 4040 did give away merch in there.

Did you see the shit that New York City? crew neck that Hove had on they gave those away that shit was like an Ame blank like that it's cut and sew paper planes is this is not a plug

but their merch has really stepped up with this 30 year anniversary shit yeah like they could sell that in Ame for fucking 180 bucks some people would buy it it is dope

but I mean other than that it was cool there's a lot going on this weekend in the city yeah fan fest fan fest the World Cup final

I'm glad all of that is over. The city can get back to some normalcy. I took tomorrow to a fish fry to get some culture and to watch the game. Everyone was going for Spain, which, I mean, I didn't have any, like, political stance. I was just going for Spain. But is there some, like, rooted thing that I missed? Well, I mean, some people would say that Argentina is a bit of a racist place. I mean, I don't know about any of that.

I've never been to Argentina and never looked into that. But that was a lot of the talks online. A lot of people, you know, deem Argentina to kind of be not such a, you know, welcoming place of other cultures. Okay. Understandable. I will say, though, Spain is really just England with a better PR team. Like, if you, we already know the havoc that England has put on the world. Spain is 1B in that situation, dog.

Yeah. Nobody speaks Mexican, Puerto Rican, Dominican. They speak Spanish. Right. That's a fact. Right. So let's not act like cheering for Spain is like this cultural move. Like, yeah, let's go with the right side of history.

They've been on the wrong side of history for centuries. Like, how Spain got a better PR team than England? Because we already know Queen went nuts. Yeah, for sure. Spain was drafting people from Italy to go conquer places. Christopher Columbus was like, no, I'm a first round draft pick. Spain. I'm not about to sit here and think I am an activist because I cheered for Spain.

They're just bad. Yeah. I mean, when you get into the history of a lot of these countries, though, we'll find something everywhere. Yeah. Nobody speaks Mexican, bro. No. Not even close.

Not even close. But it was a good match. It was. It was a scoreless game all the way until probably the last, what, 15 minutes. when a game was that close, I felt like Argentina was going to win. Yeah. Because that's what they do. You know, the game is kind of like a stalemate the whole way.

And then, you know, the goat will find a way to make something happen, make a play. So I thought that was going to happen with Argentina. But Spain was able to score in and win the World Cup. Shout out to America for doing a good World Cup. I thought this was great. I really enjoyed first sport. I don't really pay attention to. Yeah.

I thought this was a really cool. I've seen a lot of people this shit getting into the, into the World Cup. A lot of people that don't really pay attention to what us Americans call soccer, but football. Yeah. I've seen a lot of people getting into it. A lot of the activations around the city.

Yeah. Obviously, it was hosted here in New York, New Jersey. So it's fun to see that. I hope more American little boys get into it. Like, really. Yeah. Like, I really do. Yeah.

Because growing up, I always thought it was a girl sport. Like, I didn't really see boys playing it. Well, I'm also, the U.S. women's team in the 90s was, like, dominating. Yeah. So they got, like, all the, uh, was it Mia Hamm? Who was the one that took her shirt off? Mia Ham. Jesus.

Brandy Chastain. Do you, like, look at how desensitized we are. When she took her shirt off and had a sports bra that completely covered her, that was, like, porn then. Yeah. That was, like, news. Now that's, like, too much clothes for Instagram. Mm-hmm.

Like, her taking her shirt off was the wildest. thing like it started feminism yeah it was brandy chastain that took a jersey off that that that was considered like edge when sports illustrated put that on there they were like how could they what is this playboy yeah that was a time though iconic moment oh for sure in women's sports for sure yeah i want to pick a club team but i'm kind of like scared i don't want to pick like the wrong one yeah like i end up in the wrong side of town like wait whoa like how are you rooting for them like of course you hear Manchester United, but I don't know who their ops are. Like, I don't want to yeah. I want to get the wrong side of town and you know, you got to do your due diligence.

Yeah, you can't, this is not nothing to play with. You got to pick the right, the right, club for sure. Yeah. But no, it would be cool if the MLS got, you know, big. I mean, they're trying. It was messy, right? They went to Miami. Mm-hmm. They're trying. Messy, Beckham, right? Yeah. Yeah. Getting max deals. But no, it was, it was a good time. perfect weather yesterday for a final game too it was beautiful outside yeah i think it's funny they won the world cup and they went to montclair new jersey that's where they celebrated yeah why nice go to montclair bloomfield avenue of all the places in the world and i love montclair yeah that's kind of a

drag to go celebrate yeah then um it was a lot of controversy in the stands was there who's going on in the stands baby d i went on my way to the fish ride once i saw some of the people that were there. I went to see if there was like last minute tickets because it tip off had already started. $12,000. Yeah. Yeah.

12 racks. Yeah. Scalp them. Three minutes. No, they showed, they showed photos of Jay, Beyonce, ASAP, Rihanna, Drake, Chubbs, Future. Who's who was there?

Farrell. Yeah. Do we think Michael Rubin could be the Farrakhan for hip hop could he be the one to sit everyone down absolutely and get to the bottom of all these issues that don't matter no put Michael Rubin and Farrakhan in the same thing

it's just crazy to so but no no absolutely not especially religious reasons yeah well didn't Michael Rubin fix the Drake and Meek Millbebe I'm sure he has something else because I mean if you look at the common denominator of everybody it is Michael Rubin

maybe he could be the one to figure this out? I don't think so. No. Do you think Future felt away when he ended up in the same suite as as ASAP? Because I felt like he kind of chose aside post Metro album. Was he? Were they in the same suite?

Yeah. And I was calling Future. Oh, and he was with Farrell. He made his rounds. Okay. Yeah, I didn't put too much into that shit, though. I mean, I get it. I understand.

My guess is he didn't even know. They both got invited to the station. Yeah, because you don't. Because I think, like, you know, Nike had a booth, the suite that I think Drake was in. That was a Nike suite. So you just don't know sometimes. You know, who else Nike might have invited or who will be there. I'm sure they knew to an extent.

I'm sure, you know, Drake may sure certain people weren't in the same suite as him. But, yeah, you just never know. They get a big-ass suite and just invite a bunch of celebrities. That might, yo, D and Drake's kid must be kind of cool. Must be. Like seeing him just in the in the sweet just chilling at the World Cup. Like that's got to be, at what point do you find excitement in life when your life starts out that way? Like if you're that used to just go to cool shit.

At what point you're like? Yeah, I mean, you just kind of, you know, just again, because you get to meet a lot of the athletes that you probably watch and things like that. I saw, I think Shay was with them too. Shea Gilgis was with them. So, you know, I mean, getting to meet some of your favorite athletes and things like that. I think that, you know, it is what it is. Yeah. What do you think, what type of questions you think sexy red ass during the game?

I'm willing to bet it had nothing to do with soccer. Well, who knows? Sexy Red might be a big soccer fan. We don't know that. She probably played soccer. How did you come to that conclusion? What's the other girl from the rapper from Atlanta? Cali?

I think she played. I think she played soccer. Okay. Yeah, so I'm saying, you never know in high school. You know, girls being in the sports. Yeah, Britney Runner. Her black girls are multifaceted. She could be.

Yeah. I mean, I would be surprised if sexy red did play soccer, but, soccer. Yeah, I was surprised when I found out that Cali played soccer. Did you ever play soccer? No, not. Really, not even, like, as a young, young kid. That was like one of the first sports you played. Not competitive, though, like not.

I mean, if it was a few of us that was in the, at the park, he just wanted to play. No, I'm saying like organized like, like youth. Oh, okay. I did when I was young, young, not like into junior high, no or middle school. But when I was young, yeah, it was like the first sport you were allowed to play. That's not mean. I got shy.

I had shing guards and shit. They made you like, they made you go like this before the game. In Queens? Yeah. Cunningham Park. Wow. They play soccer in there. Right now, I'm sure they're playing soccer.

Cricket and soccer. I mean, yeah. I mean, I get it. I guess you see soccer fields around the city a little bit. But, I mean, obviously, basketball and baseball and baseball in the sports in New York. Yeah, but I mean, those, like, you know, the hoops are 10 feet and you can't do shit when you're young. Kick the soccer ball. Soccer is a sport that will humble you, though.

Yeah. Like, you don't know how non-athletic you are until you've tried to kick a soccer ball into a goal. Like, you do all that work to get closer to the goal and try to kick that shit. And that shit goes hit somebody park car all the way over here. Like, that shit is. It will really humble you playing. Soccer and tennis. soccer, tennis and golf to me are the sports that will humble you.

Yeah. Yeah, I want to get into tennis a little bit. I've been golfing lately. Start with pickleball. True. It's a good way to start. Yeah, since I can't do like real physical activity, I've, I've been playing nine holes in Jersey City.

Yeah? Yeah. I go during the week, so I don't have to get paired with someone and embarrass myself. Like, I feel like if I went on the weekend and I was solo, they'd put me with like three people or something. Yeah. I don't want to fuck up someone Saturday. Yeah.

Like, get out the way with this. You don't have time for this. Are you getting better? Um, no. But it's fun. And I mean, for, again, the limited activity I'm allowed to do, that's, that's like my activity. Yeah. So it's fun.

It's a guy in my building that plays. We have a golf simulator in my building. And he's always telling me, like, yo, man, whenever you want to go down and swing some clubs, man, just, you know. You know, it's like the invite you. Just knock on the door, man. We'll go down. I'm never doing that. I'm not going to knock on your door.

Say, hey, can we go downstairs and swing some clubs? Like, I'm not doing that. Hey, yo. Yeah. See what I'm saying, baby? It's just not. you don't do that. Golf stuff is a invite.

That's like one of those invites that people extend, but it's like you're never going to cash in on that. Yeah. It's like, yeah, whenever you want to go downstairs. They know you're never going to cash it.

Yeah, it's part of Small Talk. Bro, he knew. He knows. He looked me in my face and was like, I know I'm never going to see you again. That would be a funny TikTok series of cashing in all the things you say in small talk. Like keeping people honest about that.

Remember you said? Yeah. Like, no, get your clubs. But that's all I don't understand why everybody's mad at 30th special. That's all he was doing. He's trying to cash in on his verse. Like, you said, yeah, that's his golf simulator. Yeah, that's 38 specials golf simulator.

Like, you said send you something. And I did that. And it is, I like the fact that that clip of, um, of Kiss and Fab, when they were on, uh, the breakfast club years ago was going viral again where kiss was like, yeah, if I take a long time to send you a verse, that means I don't like you. Like, I like, I like the fact that that's going viral again because I, I kind of knew that. Yeah. You know, I was like maybe, and, you know, kiss.

don't really think special that, yeah, you don't fuck with him like that, don't think he's that dope, whatever it is, I think special is dope, you know what I'm saying? But kids probably don't feel the same and I'm glad that that clip of him and Fab on which I think it was the breakfast

club, it's going to briol again of Kiss saying, yeah, if I take too long to send you a joint, that means I don't like you. But how often you think Kiss turns down a feature request? A lot. I'm sure he's gotten Yeah, I mean, he's Jada kiss, but yeah.

I don't know. Do you think people that aren't cool with him, like, even ask that often? People that are not cool with Kiss? Yeah. Like, Kiss doesn't give the random, I'll email you a verse vibe. Like, I feel like if you're in Kisses inner circle, those are conversations. But, like, I don't even, does it even get to Kiss if, like, some random person that doesn't know him, never met him? Like, yo, I got 30K.

will kiss knocked it i just can't see him even getting those requests because he's so like insulated with his own people for the last 30 years i'm not counting kiss his pockets but i'm pretty sure it does not need at some point his life if somebody offered him 30k for a verse he would give them the quickest here and nigga like here nigga damn like verse in history for 30k

maybe not today maybe not anymore but at some point somebody offered 30 grand and a brown paper bag to kiss for a verse he was taking that yeah maybe not going to shoot the video maybe not going to do all of that but you might have gotten a verse for 30 grand i mean of course and definitely not counting anyone's pockets though but i feel like unless you were in like hundreds of millionaire status like you're not going to take 30k for i know kiss could knock out an amazing verse in 30 minutes right you're not going to take that it's a grand a minute yeah i would I don't like that man.

I mean, I know it's more like protecting your legacy too at this point of like I'm not just about to give a verse or any, like I have to like the song. But like I don't think people like kiss, push any of them are turning down that type of money. They don't need it. But who's turning down 30K for a few minutes of work? Yeah. I'm taking it.

30 grand. You're just going to booth for 10 minutes and give you a couple bars. I can do this shit in my sleep. Like 100%. Though I did one time I did. get a response, not for my music, but for someone else's with push a T's fee. And it was pretty high. Yeah.

It was far more than 30K. I'll tell you that. Yeah, absolutely. Like, push his fee is high. Like, super fucking high. And he's earned as it should be. He only works with Pharrell and Kanye West, like, not getting out the bed for 30K. Yeah.

But I don't even know how we got on that tangent. What we were talking about cashing in on? Favor. Yeah. you know, favors. Small talk, Favors. Well, I mean,

since you guys did... Small talk, big favors. Since you guys did the Yankee game together, like maybe we do a golf outing. Like play? Yeah. It's only nine holes in Jersey. Sometimes I get off at the fourth hole.

Like, I don't even do the whole nine. I think we should go out. I'm asking my neighbor if you want to go swing some clubs. See, that'd be perfect. Bring him with us. Come on, man, let's go. Tell me, anytime I'm, to swing some clubs.

I hate when the plus one bring a plus one. Yeah, but he actually plays. So I think it would be helpful to have somebody out there with us that. Know what they doing? That really knows what they're doing. We know the objective of the game is to put the ball in a hole. Easier said than do. Easier said than that.

So, yeah, it would be good to have somebody with us that really knows what they're doing. Yeah, I set up my phone for a few shots and then I looked back at it and I deleted the evidence. Yeah. And then I went into my delete thing and then hit delete forever. Empty the trash, yeah. Empty that. They don't need to see that putt. I'm going to get a little bit better and then start posting my cool.

Yeah, yeah. Don't show the shortcomings. Yeah, but I got to hit schoolboy Q and like get some tips. He really plays. Oh, he was nice. Yeah, no. I want to know how long it took to get that good. Yeah, he really, really plays.

He really plays for sure. Yeah, I got to get, I saw it. And you know, once you just do anything, the algorithms pick everything up, I did get an ad for like a driver that stops the slice. Mm-hmm. Like, because I slice every job. time. Yeah.

But this absorbs that and just like sends it, which I guess is cheating. But I mean, if I paint the club, they're not going to know that I got the non-mean cheat coat. I mean, they wouldn't know. They'll see them like, oh, this guy. It's like putting the rails on when you go bowling. I've seen a grown man do that like pull a rails up. I was like, you need rails for bowling?

Like, what are you doing? Who does that? Like, who does it? Bumper bowl. Come on, man. No? No. Have some pride.

You can't use the rest. Even kids got to. I think kids too. Go through a few gutterballs. Yeah. I'm about to build your confidence because it goes bum, boom, bum, and then it hits a pin. What are you teaching about life there? That's pinball.

That ain't bowling. Yeah, exactly. Like, no, come on. You can't do that shit. Summer Jam this week. I think I might go. Really? Yeah.

Who's before? Oh, I did see the lineup. Well, Cass is hosting. So that's kind of why I want to go. Okay. Yes. Shout to Cash. Yeah.

Yeah. Caz is having a fucking week. They did the block party for 4 p.m. in Brooklyn, which looked great. Okay. And then Kaz got the video of Jay saying he's the fucking voice in New York now. He's hosting Summer Jam. Like, I see if he'll reply to my text at this point. Caz is out of here, man.

Popping friends, yo. Shout out to Caz. I love him. I love that. Shout to Caz. Putting in that good work. I think it's funny, all of our friends from Palluza that didn't host are now on microphone. Like all the quiet people from Palooza are the ones that are now speaking.

I want to see what Kaz's host game is like, though. I mean, he's on radio, so, yeah. Yeah, he could host Hot Summer Jam. But he's just such a naturally quiet person. Yeah, he did host Wallymania. I feel like Summer Jam, though, and I'm not saying it's easy to host Summer Jam, but you always have that fallback if you're losing the crowd. Just be like, oh, who's from Brooklyn?

And you're fine. Make some noise, right? It's some noise. You'll be fine. And it's in Jersey. Just yell Jersey and everyone will go crazy. Like, you have good outs. But French Montana, Mariah, the scientist.

Demaris. So you want me with you? That's what you said. Mariah and Ice Spice. We know what you did at the last Ice Ice Ice Ice House. We know how crazy you went. Quiet on the creek. I'm just saying.

So this is a big stage. You got mad room to twerk on this. More. I mean, you kind of have to go if Natalie Nunn is on the bill. Yeah, the baddies. If the baddies is there. Like, you know I got to be there if the baddies is there. I'm most excited about Fetty while.

Yeah, no, me too. That is really why I want to go. Shout out the Fetty. Fettie perform. But not. If Natalie Nguyen bring out Mariah Lynn, like, I'll be her hype man. If, you know, if they bring out a baddies freestyle, the Prudential Center is going to be on tilt.

The fact that they, the fact that they have Natalie Nunn high up on the building, Conway, Stove God, 33, Spets, Al B, out. Like, that is crazy. That is kind of wild. Okay, Natalie. Now you're out there putting in that work. Baddies. She's bringing the baddies.

You know, they're all going to be there. All 77 of them. I might do shot o'clock post-stroke. If Natalie's making the toast. You can't turn that on Natalie toast, man. Not a shot o'clock. What if they scrap on stage? No, that's going to be fired.

They got to really perform the show, right? Yeah, there's going to be fights at summer gym with or without the baddies. No, I think Natalie none is performing herself. Like, she got to bring the baddies with her. A few of them got some records. Yeah. A few of them got some records that's making a little noise out there. I can see it brings Shannon stage with a few of the baddies.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. The first episode of the New York season that just happened. Star, they shut down Times Square. No, that was that, was that this season? Maybe. And then homie went to move the brand to France.

Oh, to expand the brand, yeah. Yeah. See, don't do that. You make a, see, you're making, make a joke. Wait, no, I thought it was entrepreneurial. You got to stamp the baddies all around the world, man. Global baddies. For sure.

No, absolutely. International. Yeah. Well, is Jay Cole this weekend, too? Demaris? No, that's next. It's the August 1st. It's this show.

Which one are you going to? August 1st. Oh, you going to another one? I may or may not have came across two tickets yesterday. That's crazy because I was going to give you my second ticket, but I guess not. Give it to me. I can't go with you. You know, in the queue.

Why me and you can't go see Cole together? In the queue, I have... We already think we're fucking, so we might as just go to the concert together, right? True. In the queue, I had somebody after Rory. You know what I'm saying? Like a fan, like Cole fan, like, you know? I'm a cold fan.

You are a fan of Jay Cole's music? Yeah. Nah, I don't know so much of Jay Cole a person. I don't know him to be a fan of him. I'm just saying, his music, yeah. I'm okay. I don't want to get tackled in the arena. I'm cool.

Why would you get tackled for being with me? Possibly. As far as fandom, it's more. Then Scotty Beam, in my opinion, of J-Col fans. Yeah. You know, I'm... Would you go? I have an extra ticket.

Would you go? Yeah. Let me make sure it's the August first one. What, yo, what is wrong with you? Why can't... Why wouldn't I go see a code? You know, I don't really want to do the vlog thing or, like, really do, like, not corny shit, but do shit specifically for content in that type of way, but that would be one that we would

100% have to put, like, a GoPro on you. But why? We got to get you the Rayban The Medas? The metas. You see a fist coming into it? That's Matt Philly. I'm sorry.

Yeah, I don't, why wouldn't? I could go to a cold show. Yeah, I'm actually real sad because I was, like, going to surprise Rory with the ticket and everything and, like, he already got tickets, so. Well, I got to see which date it is when we finished recording.

But I, like, that would also be funny if all of us went, and then like I texted Eve like yo pods in the building any space on the riser just to see Eve is my god man I know he fucks with you yeah that's my god man I have talking to everybody post uh mall dreamville fest nobody is really offended yeah come on man a few engineers and keyboard players are but other than that you know the keyboard player being mad at me is hilarious like fam what's like I did see the merch though and this was before I knew that you would agree to go I

I was 100% going to buy you a I Survived the Let Out t-shirt for you to wear on the show. They have I Survived the Let Out t-shirt? Yeah. It's a merch. Oh, I need that. Yeah, Zoom in. It's somewhere on. Fire.

I survived the letout. I need that. The show is where? Garden and Barclays. I survived the let out might make more sense at Barclays than. Yeah. Because the garden, everybody survives the let out at the garden. Don't do that.

They do it at the Barclays. It depends on which left you make. Like, where you parked at. That's all I'm saying. The garden, man, no, you're all right. You can walk away down seventh. It's all good. Markleys is not dangerous.

I'm talking shit. Yeah. I mean, you hang a few lefts. It gets a little. It's mad lefts. You have to bust a lot of fucking lefts. Yeah. Sometimes you just be one left too many.

Too many lefts. Yeah. Too many left. So, you're in trouble. Yeah. 100%. But, no, that could be a fun, fun outing. to the J. Cole show.

Yeah, I would go see Cole Live. Would you participate? I see with the show that he's doing like this bar for bar thing. I think it's with the Benny record, right? His verse. I haven't seen the clip you're talking about. Well, yeah, he gets a fan that can wrap all the worse that they put a spotlight on the fan and then Cole wraps. Johnny Peas, Caddy? Yeah, which is a great verse.

You feel like that's your lane? Like, I could try to set that up in advance. Usually they like randomly pick a fan, but I could, you know, I have some pull. yeah i gotta listen to the so it's been a while since i listened to the record you and cole would rap back and forth yeah we can go kissing styles why not i want me to learn benny's bennie's verse yeah i mean if you want to overachieve yeah i'll learn bennie's verse me and cole you know what i'm saying go back and forth yeah why not make a show out of it i mean make it make it an event rory would love nothing more than that to happen what you know a girl can dream yeah

That would be the funniest thing ever. Oh, man. Has, has, has, has, has Mez had to choose a side in this? Why? Because Mez is your man's, but Mez is, uh, dreamville adjacent. For sure. He's an associate of dream. He's not like, officially officially, but that's, okay.

But, you know, mess wouldn't, why would he have to choose anything? Mez ain't gonna do anything? Maybe it would help if he was there with us just as like a buffer. Nah, man. You know, it was my man more like, he and me what he said. No, no, I meant what I said. But I'm just saying, yeah, it is nothing like that. Anybody knows we know I fuck with Cole.

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The game versus YG is happening, though, this Thursday, July 23rd, at 6.30 p.m. Pacific. Okay. Which means 9.30 for us over here on the East Coast. You stream live on Apple, Complex, and Versus. I want to start by saying, I like YG. And I like game a lot. Can you guys finally start to agree with me on this versus thing? I'm just like, we, we no longer need this.

Like, it's kind of ruining the legacy. When did I have a battle? I don't think that's fair. Like, it's just getting, this is, this is, this is, the only thing they have in common is they're both from Compton. Like, different eras, different style music. Like, the only thing they have in common is that. Yeah, but I don't think that that's, I think versus turned into,

something else. I don't think it has to be. I just think it's about, you know, obviously that both from Compton, like you said, two different generations. And the versus stage now is more, it's not a battle per se. I hear it was a celebration. Pretty Ricky and Beach O'K was a battle.

They brought the verses back. That was a battle. Like they, that felt like a real us versus you. Like that was a battle. But this one I think is more, you know, again, like you said, two different generations. Yeah. More like a celebration of two of the biggest artist to come out of Compton.

And, yeah, I think this is just going to be a concert of party on stage for Game and YG. I'm curious. You guys know how I feel about Game as a rapper. I am curious how his records will sound in a verses. I'm just curious. I don't have like a prediction, but outside of the obvious one blood, hated to love it, like, once he gets a little deeper into his catalog, is it going to be one of those you had to be there things?

I'll make it very clear. I think games, discography is, he could battle anybody in my opinion. His discography is crazy. He has the record. Game does not have a whack album, the career,

longevity. I'm just curious, when they both get deeper in their catalogs, like where that lands in a versus. That's all. Like my crazy life to me is a classic album with no skips.

I just don't know outside of the singles what that does in a versus. Now, Now, just, again, I'm not, don't have, you know, the discography and their songs in front of me, but from what I can remember, you know, spending a lot of time in L.A., YG has a lot of records that perform very well in those type of environments, parties, when it's time to get people, you know. Game has a couple, too. He has a few of those as well. but YG definitely leads more towards having a type of catalog

that would help in a setting like this. Features too, yeah. Yeah. But game to me gives like Wayne vibes in a verses where he could win, but he's going to pick songs that he wants to perform and maybe not what the audience wants. Like I think game,

the only thing that could fuck game up is the set list that he picks. Mm-hmm. I can see, I think that would be Wayne's downfall, and I could see game being like, I don't even want to perform a hate to love it. No, he got it. It's like I could see, like, but honestly, he could perform the entire documentary and we'd be all right. Yeah.

I think it's going to be good, though. I was surprised to see it announced. Like, I definitely wasn't something that I think we thought about, but I think this is going to be, I think this is going to be very entertaining. I think it's going to be very entertaining. No, I'm going to watch. And just good. Those two gentlemen are entertaining, period.

I was about to say, like, the banter in itself is going to be. Oh, a lot of shit talking. It's going to be a lot of shit talking. And they're all good, right? Game and YG? I would just, not, like, they're friends. I mean, I don't, I mean, again, are you asking questions? Yeah, I don't know the part.

Game and YG from what I know are on great time. But like Cedar Block and. I see that. I don't. I don't get into all of that. I have no idea what those gentlemen are doing. No, just for safety reasons, that's all. Well, I'll be in the comfort of my home in New York, so I'll be very safe.

What would be scary? That one, or GZ versus Gucci? Oh, no. I was nervous through the screen. Yeah, GZ versus Gucci was a whole different, whole different energy. Yeah, I want to know what that backstage looked like. No, you don't. No, like from a distance.

You still, you still don't. It's better that you. Complex is back added, speaking of L.A. They did their top 100 L.A. Of course they did. Jordan. A. Shout out to Jordan. Did Jordan?

No, I don't think Jordan was involved. Well, he's on tour with Co-Renna right? Covering everything. Yeah, he don't got time for this. He's got to survive the Lato. Every night. Every night. Him and Yon's have to survive every night.

Well, I mean, we can, I want to stay out of West Coast politics. anything we say here is going to be wrong. So I'm just going to say whatever y'all think in L.A. is what I think to, as far as this list goes. The top 100, L.A. songs? Did Tatiana being 100? To me, that's already wrong. That has to be a little higher. You said, I don't know.

I was enjoying it. I thought she was about to say it don't belong on there. I'm like, wait a minute now. No, no, no. At 100, though? I don't know if there's 100 L.A. songs better than Thotiana. It's a great record. Yeah.

Like 17 remixes. Yeah. It's up there. Well, let's start at the top. I don't know. our listeners want us to go through all 100 but we will not be going through all right number one is nothing but a G thing

I mean no pushback there not mad at that two ice cube today was a good day not mad at it three California love okay I thought California love will be one I thought that would be number one

I thought that would be number one I see nothing but or this one straight out of Compton at number four yeah number five not like us Snoop Dog wait wait

you see you see what I'm saying complex I'm tired I'm just saying though five it hasn't been five years and it's number five out of 100 all time LA songs yeah come on man I think every fucking record watch this what's number six gen juice all right see not like us is a bigger LA song than gin and juice yeah I think that's just get the fuck out of hell no fuck no fuck no But gin and juice. Gin and Juice? My mom knows the lyrics to Jen and Juice. I think that's a suspect.

Like, come on, bro. That's what I'm saying. Like, what we got to do is keep scrolling. Go ahead. Number seven, ICE, six in the morning. Go ahead. Number eight. In the morning police at my door.

Fresh City. Cypress Hill. Haka, just killing man. Yeah. Yeah. Huge record. Easy E. Boys in the hood.

Ah. Regulate. Number 10. Thank you for giving Regulate top 10. That should be higher. I thought it might get slighted. Not like us being above. Regulate?

Like, come on. I like us could have been number 11. Well, what's the crisis? Go to the top. What's the criteria? Because I get, I like us being in the top five. Fuck the police is number 14. Like, like, the cops have a, they have a tough job.

They do have a tough job. Yeah. You know what? Let me stop. I look very truth social in the shirt. Let me be careful of what, like, what I say. Well, I'm not seeing the criteria. Usually complex does criteria for their list.

I'm not seeing the criteria for this list. But I can only assume that impact long. longevity charting all have no place. Look what happens when Jordan's on the road. Complex just falls apart. No criteria. Just putting fucking song titles to numbers.

The hipster me is kind of mad that Dom Kennedy, my type of party is number 60. That was a... Wow. Like... That should be higher than number 60. Because L.A. was going through the same way, like when game came and brought the West Coast back,

West Coast was ticking in the blog era an interesting time. My type of party. was a hit. Hell yeah. That to me should be higher. Number 60? 60, yeah. That definitely needs to be higher than number 60.

I love Dom Kennedy. I wish he would. He's like a billionaire now, so I understand why he doesn't rap. I wish he would. But I don't know. I mean, you can't win with a list. We can't argue, though.

We can pick a little bit at the top. Yeah, we could. Ten. Since we were talking about YGN game, game is at number 28, how we do with 50. again, I feel like game would get in his own way and wouldn't even perform how we do.

I can totally see that happening. He's also on there. Games on there a few times. As he should be. Yeah. West Side Story is 46. Let's see where YG. If YG made it at all. Yeah, number 51.

Bicking back being bull. I don't know if I'm allowed to even say that. It's a great fucking record. So, yeah, Wiji's on here a few times, which he definitely should be. There should be more YG on here. How many times Tiger on there? Y'all know, I feel like it's my God, like, God put me on this earth to stand up for Tiger. Is that what God put you in?

I think sometimes, yeah. So you agreed with Kanye on Breakfast Club when he was like, yeah, he was just getting in there early. That's smart. No, no, I didn't. I thought you were here to defend. Defend him musically. Okay. Thank you.

Rack City at 48. I want you to Marys. feel like that could be a little higher. Rack City should be higher than 48. Yeah. I agree. Rack City might be top 20. Like, I ain't, you know what I mean?

Like, I ain't gonna lie. No, it's a lot of L.A. It's a lot of, LA has legendary L.A. Songs, artists, man. Like, top 20 is like, you one of those, like. Yeah. Yes.

It's, it's L.A. That must and sound like that. That started. I know, I know, I know what I know what. I know what P's just lean into. he says is that an LA song though? Yeah, that whole, like the mustard sound that became the LA sound.

It was a time in LA. It represented. It started the new sound in LA, yeah, for sure. I don't think it gets more LA than Rax City anymore. Like, for this era? Like, listen, I love low profile pay your dues, but not. Rax City should be higher.

Yeah. So you think not like us should be what, top 50, not top five? It should be. It should not. not be number four but number was it five yeah it should not that's not a top five LA song but I'm ask you top 50 top 10 top 20 I mean yeah somewhere else out of the top 20 maybe okay but like you telling me not like us is better than what was number six gin and juice yeah that was

wow anytime the LA team was in championship I'm on the side of top 10 minimum I'm kind of fine with top five I believe top 10, but I don't think it should be above Jen and Juice. But then again, I'm not from L.A., so I don't know. That song being above Jen and Juice is wild. Like, again, I guess generations ever is different. Jen and Juice, when we first heard that being New Yorkers, that's when Snoop became like, it was like, yo, this nigga is a superstar. Yeah.

But again, that's why I said it's different for L.A. Because when we hear certain things in comparison to L.A., we don't know what things are like for them. So I don't want nobody from LA over here trying to tell me what where a boogie fucking should be on a list of top 100 New York songs. Like I don't want to hear your opinion on that because you don't know because you're not here with us when we hear certain shit. All my homies in LA, if I was to ask them if they feel like not like a shit is a top five LA song ever, they might hang the phone of them. And they're from LA. And they might be like, you know, what?

They start running off a bunch of LA songs. Like it's not better than this. Like I know me saying that people I'm like, oh, he just, whatever. But it's not just about better, more impact is big. Right. So I'm saying people from L.A.

That I can get on will tell you that that song is not a top five LA song of all time. Like, it's just too much, it's too many hits like Snoop between Snoop, E, E, Cube. You're all represented in that same mix.

I just think if you're doing the entire lineage of L.A., yes. It's not like us as top five, no. It had for this generation the same impact that the rest of those records had. No way. It reached that far. For this generation, yeah. Still Dre and 16.

For this generation, it is there, Jen and Juice for this generation. Still Dre 16? That should be higher, my mind. But that's just a personal thing. Like, are you kidding? Number 16 still Dre? Come on, man. I get it.

But, well, I also wanted, like, who was from L.A. in the writers room? that's another thing with a lot of this regional stuff like when they put the I'm sure they had some money from the West Coast I think they had a couple people I think that's probably one of the reasons why Jordan wasn't in charge of this one yeah because I like listen

I love L.A. music very well versed in the entire history of Los Angeles rap songs I should not be in a room putting together the top hundred like much as I love L.A. music that should be put in place for people from L.A. To put together. I agree. The same for all

regions though yeah i mean did we look when they did the new york rapper list did we did we do background checks no no because i think they did a pretty good job right if i wasn't mistaken wasn't bad again you're never going to bat a thousand on a list the point is for it to be as close to accurate as possible yeah and there is accurate for everybody is different my best the new york list will look different from yours or so yeah you guys saw uh post malone is back Don't wait, where did he go? Country. Oh, okay.

Now, White Iverson is... He's back? Are the streams not streaming? No, the streams is streaming. Post is doing just fine. Yeah. I mean, I heard the snippet, and I totally understood what everyone was saying. I just don't think it's as hip-hop coded as the way people made it, but yeah, it is.

I mean, what did y'all expect? What was it called? Chrome Heartbreaker? Is that the name of the record? Yeah. Okay. I see what he did. Sounds like something Gunner would name a song.

Definitely something like a gunner song. Yeah. I guess I just, I'm shocked at people being shocked. Like we watch this guy be white Iverson, then say hip hop doesn't even say shit. Like if I want to get some feeling, I go to a different genre. There's no feeling about you guys thought that guy was going to be delicate with the culture. And Post makes incredible music. But I'm just not shocked that he so easily would just be like, yeah, I think I'm going to go back to hip hop when I feel like it and just use it.

when it's convenient to me. Yeah, I mean, if that's what, you know, it calls for, and he kind of got motivated to go back into that type of sound. I'm not mad at it, but it ain't because what he's doing, the Trina isn't working. Post Malone is perfectly fine. Yeah. I mean, is M outside of the newer generation of white rappers,

but like I'm talking about when it was, you know, one for every 50 rappers was white. Is M the only one that didn't, like, switch up? Beastie Boys went to a different genre. Kid Rock went to another genre. Third base stayed. Third base. But, I mean, typically white rappers use it as a launching point and go to a different genre.

That's like kind of... Their thing? Yeah. Limpiscuit. Jack Harlow... Well, Jack Harlow got blacker, I may say. A little action. I'm saying before this, like, Mac Miller definitely went to other stuff, but in a taste

fool like we knew that was old. Mac was a room musician. Yeah. But now I'm saying not the newer generation of white rappers because a lot of white rappers just stay rappers now. But back then, M was like the only one that when he became a superstar didn't really cross over. He stayed

right there. So as much as people give shit, Ebenap, give shit to Eminem. He's kind of been the only old authentic white rapper outside of like MC search. He kept a hip-hop all the way. Not to say deserves credit for it, but it should noted that he's one of the few people that didn't just use it as a launching bad.

But Post makes good music and I just makes great music. We're in a time where I think the genre from not just artists, corporations, period, is not being treated with a delicate manner. So no, it doesn't shock me that Post is making a trap beat. Why does it matter? I don't know what to tell you. Well, it only matters because of his previous comments on hip-hop. Otherwise, it wouldn't be news. Yeah, I guess. I guess I can see that while people are kind of like, uh, you're back.

But he's not back because whatever he's doing isn't working. Let's just make that very clear. He's back because he's just, I guess, felt like making that type of sound and that type of music again. But post career has been, he's had an incredible, incredible career. What's up with, um, who he's signed to, uh, to Brent Fies's team? Tommy Richmond. What's been up with Tommy? I had hope for Tommy. No, you didn't.

From the beginning, yes, I did. That first song was a fucking... Yeah. That was an animal of a song, bro. An animal of a song, no, it was definitely a hit, but... Which one is the... I don't know you'd be and save me. Yes.

Million dollar baby. Yeah. I just feel The project wasn't bad. It just, I don't know. It didn't have the hype of what I think we thought about Tommy Richmond. Like that the single was the best song. Yeah. I hate when the single was the best song.

Yeah, like that all the promise that we thought was like, okay. And then obviously the weird comments at a bad time when people were already kind of like, oh, was that a fluke? But I don't know. He is still talented. And all it takes is one song to get back. So it takes.

Yeah. Those comments will follow him. If the music is good, I guarantee you. Oh shit. Tommy's back. Yo, so the Rocky clip is kind of picking up some steam out there. Speaking of the Post Malones, we got his crowd in our comments. Oh, my God.

You said Frank Stallone commented on the clip. What do he say about? He asked if I was on glue. On glue? Old ass fucking way. Asked me if I was retarded. That brought a much shop on Kensington. On glue is fucking.

crazy. They were, they were, they were calling me racist. They were like, of course she they creeds. Somebody commented to have said, they were like, well, yeah, well, her fucking father grew up a racist and then somebody commented to say, well, at least her dad's in her life surprisingly. Whoa, what kind of fucking crowd have we attracted to our clips? So this is the second time this has happened when we put up that Justin Bieber clip when I was saying like Beaves deserves more credit. That did transfer over to those whites as well. Because that I did a collab on that so I see all the comments all of it is like of course that black girl

bring color into it like it's a lot of that in there so yeah this is the second time that that the whites have have infiltrated our IG the Maris didn't say was it creed was better than Rockett no I just posed a question she hasn't even seen Rocky yeah like she just posed a question so to be killing her and I said oh when you guys were saying

it's the best fucking movies ever and I was like all right guys I think that might be nostalgia they were like so why the fuck would you comment that? They're losing their mind. I was like, oh, I'll never comment on another. But you know, you have to, man. Don't run from it. Like, you know, you got to. There's like Rocky conventions and like people make careers that have impersonating him. There's a, it's like a comic con crowd for Rocky. Yeah. Like, that's a different type of standpage. We got the whites. I said, ooh, baby. They start, once, once I didn't even accept the collab because Trey was like, you sure you want to collab with this? I didn't even accept the collab and they

were DMing me, like you're a piece of shit. You're the worst kind of human being. I'm like, oh my God. Like, I knew Rocky was big. Obviously, I know how big Rocky is, but like, it's an old-ass franchise. I didn't know y'all was still actively standing like this. You ain't know that's our identity. No, but that's why I posed the question.

I was so like, hell, no, like, Rocky is like, yeah. Like, it doesn't, that's one of the most iconic movie series like ever, for sure. is he the best shittiest actor of all time Nick Cage I don't think Rick is Nicky I don't think Sylvone's a shitty actor though No he's a Notice I chose my words carefully

Best shitty like he's a great actor but It's a character sure at this point Like it's almost a parody of itself With the Rocky To the point to the point like Obviously Al Pacino is one of the greatest of all time The Scarface accent is almost a joke at this point And Al went on to do other

things. Semester Stallone kind of stated he was Rocky and term like not Terminator. What's um where he has the gun? Rambo. Like he's he's still Rocky and Rambo. First blood?

No, I love the Rambo shit. First blood was one of my, I remember I used to have that like on VHS as a kid. Matter of fact, fuck VHS. Betamax. Y'all, you don't know nothing about Betamax. I know. You don't know none about me.

I had first blood on Betamax. Like that was like growing up, that was one of my favorite movies ever. I mean, I mean, for all the J Electronica fans out there, here's a little fun fan tidbit. If you ever walk in on a J. Electronica session, he's probably watching Rambo. Loves Rambo. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. So the rest of the long ago, we got classic movies, man. I'm not saying he's quite Steven Seagull, but he is a character of his own self. Somebody hellbound, half wolf says Rocky is better than Cinderella Man, better than Southport, better than Creed, Creed to Raging Bull, a fighter, a million-dollar baby, bleed for this, Hands of Stone, Rocky 4, Rocky 3, Creed 2, Rocky 2, Ali, the Hurricane, Rocky Balboa, Creed 3, the Boxer, Girl Fight, and Rocky 5th. I think he just ranked in his order the best fight.

No, that's a law right there. Yeah, no, that's that. They might need to put that in the moment. All right, again, I haven't seen Creed 2. Is Creed 2 better than Raging Bull with Robert De Niro? Creed 2 was good. Better than Raging Bull. I'm not saying that.

How would you go watch the movie? I will. I like the first one. Oh, you've never seen Creeze? No. He never seen two or. three. That's why I was like, you need to watch two, two and three. Like, they're good movies. What's the one with Jake Gyllenall where they, that's South Paul?

South Paul, yeah. I feel like I watched that on a plane, but I fell asleep. South Paul is good. Yeah, I remember like sort of liking it. Um, I mean, Cinderella, man, that that pulls the Irish. South Paul is actually really good. Sorry, that's probably what they ranked it so high. South Paul is really good. What's the one with, uh, Creed 2 can't be better than the fighter. Come on. What's the one with, um, Cuba Good and Jr. and the white dude. Dude, what box a movie was that? Should I do a call back? Should I do a call back to my radio, Joe?

Radio. You know that hit. Oh, Gladiator is the name of it. Okay. That clip recently hit Facebook. I had family members sending me Facebook links. What clip was that? My radio joke from 30 years ago.

That was funny. But wait, which fighting movie was Q in? Gladiator. Gladiator. Okay. People could enjoy it. 1992. Yeah.

He's been a lot. He's going to scoop it out. He's been a lot of things, man. Classic That was that classic What was that the With him in De Niro When he was

Oh when he was the first black Scootah I forgot the name of it But That was a classic Yeah that's a great movie I think the fighter deserves A little bit more

Crimin of Honor Classic movie Yeah men of honor is great And I know there's no other Irish people in here But Cinderella man and the fighter Deserve like He's just Irish That's true

On a microphone Oh okay Maybe you're not gonna respond to Frank Stallone? No, I'm cool. Frank, you know, he left Frank know like, yo, listen, I didn't see it. I wasn't shit, no what I mean. A clip is a clip.

Watch your mouth, Frank. People take clips the way they want to take clips. I'm not arguing with a bunch of white men. Frank Salon was just, you know. Now, he meant that shit. No, I mean, he definitely meant it. But he didn't understand you were just posing the question. You weren't making a statement.

Some days I do want to reply to those requests. I was like, I would like to know. know why you think I should literally leave this earth because of a movie opinion. Like, can you please tell me in detail, like, why you think somebody should die because of a movie? Like, of course, you're trying to make sense of someone that's not going to make sense. So the experiment wouldn't work. Yeah.

But I would love, like, if there was someone half rational that thought that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And was like, here's really why I feel like your family members should miss you. Because of what you just said. Like, Amara should grow up fatherless because of Rocky. Yeah. I mean, if I was on the other side of the, like, fence on that, I could explain to you how. Like, for people who think that like shit like Game of Thrones or shit like Harry Potter is overrated, like when it comes to books, I can explain that the world will be a better place without you because you lack imagination and taste.

And if you're going around spreading like that to the world and teaching your kids to lack imagination and taste, then the future will lack imagination and taste. then the future will lack imagination and taste. So people like you should be off of this earth so that we get to keep those things. That would be my opinion if they were on my side. Someone not watched one person out of six billion people not watching Harry Potter is not. No, no, not watching, not watching saying it's overrated. There's a difference. You would think that's going to trickle down to generations of your family.

Yeah. Okay. Like I think the world's a safer place because Lindsay Graham passed away. And that's based off evidence. not Harry Potter that's based off Ukraine I'm not saying it's right

I'm saying if you want to ask certain people like why do they feel like the world would be better this is why they might feel like that now me just not watching Rocky I don't think that's that big of a deal I just don't know if that affects I don't think the butterfly effect is that crazy like I think Jay-Z is the greatest rapper of all time if somebody

decides not to raise their children on reasonable doubt I just don't know how much like it doesn't I judge people's character. When people say, like, I'm really okay with like someone like being like, not for me. I'm not in school.

No, but I judge people who say they hate Beyonce. You can not like her music or you can like not listen to her, but people who say, I hate Beyonce. She's so overrated. That shows a lot. There's a deeper rooted thing that's nothing to do with Beyonce. And I don't think they should die. I think they should just get some help to figure out that Beyonce is not your issue.

You have a deep rooted problem that you're projecting on to Beyonce. Yeah, you just hate people that you hate. you hate things that other people love. But that shows, that shows to your character. So the reason why I'm bringing all of this up is when you say things like that, like why do these people feel this way is because what it shows is to them is a part of your character. And that spills out into other areas of your life and things that you produce and effects you have on the world. And then you have kids who then follow those ideas.

Like you're a hating ass nass nigger. You're going to raise a hate and ass nigger. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. You a hater. Exactly. Yeah. Okay.

But that still makes the world turn. I'm sure Beyonce is better for what she does because she had people that doubted her. There was generations of haters in Houston that was like that little girl group, what do y'all do? Y'all wasting your time. That got us to the jeans.

It was like a hate food chain. You put some fire in there. You need it. It's like a round robin of different elements. Like it's the world circle. You need to love and you need to hate. See? We needed Frank Stallone to jump in the comments

and say what he said. We needed to know that he's going to spark the mind that will change the world. Frank Stallone is going to jump. going to spark the mind in the comments that it's going to go and watch the entire creed series he's the teupac of the creed series yeah he's you know it's crazy he's gonna make somebody say now damn what's so crazy about this movie that he thinks this girl is on glue for saying that creed is better a little boy going to go watch all the rockies and all the creeds and come out with a new fighting

series that's better than both it's literally the butterfly so we should thank you thank you frank stilone for that comment thank you for asking the father's doing the lord's work with that I know he caught me a nigger in his head when he said it's a brother. That's Stone's, that's... I didn't know what part of the family. I'm sorry. Yeah. Distant cousin?

That's Sly's brother. Yeah. Sly, Slice Stallone. It's not Sylvester anymore. Why is he on Instagram commenting on podcast? Yeah, come on. Why not? What was his comment exactly?

Because I didn't even see it. He asked if I was on glue. He said, is this girl on glue? When he's... This girl on glue On glue is crazy On glue or what Three one is decent

Only because of sly So So when things like this Get commented It lets me feel like There's some conversations That they're having at their Like dinner table with their family

About how they feel about other shit You see what I'm saying No, de Maris That's yeah Okay If he felt comfortable enough commenting No, DeMaris. All right, bro.

You was cooking for a minute, bro. You made a hard love. If he felt comfortable enough commenting this, that's like if one of your, like, friends commenting on something about, like, me that came off a little, like, why would you even be comfortable enough commenting that if you didn't, like,

if it wasn't some conversations that was had? No, I agree with you. They said, he felt comfortable doing that, because obviously. Yeah, but I mean, I think what you're trying to attach it to is something. What am I, I, I'm not, I'm not attaching it to nothing. Not only that.

I'm not attaching it to nothing racist. I feel like y'all are trying to make it racist and I'm not. It's a backhand compliment to his own brother, though. Like he's saying his brother's in a shitty movie. But that's not a backhand compliment. But I'm going to go to where he's right. If Sylvester Stallone wasn't in Creed 1, we wouldn't be talking about Creed 1. I thought Michael George.

It was a great movie outside of him. No, but I'm just saying the fact that Sylvester Stallone was in it to usher in that Creed series. You needed them in it. This is what I'm saying. But that doesn't mean the movie is decent only because of him. I'm just saying without him being in that movie, it would have been the kind of like heart. I'm like, all right, this is just like, you're trying to make this attached to the Rocky series with Apollo Creed.

Well, if you're going to attach a movie to a movie, then yeah, you need one of the original actors. But the storyline itself, even if it wasn't about Rocky, even if it was about somebody else, it's still a good movie. I just think that obviously they don't fuck with the Creed series. Like, it's very obvious. just like sly in his family and I'm no fuck with the Cree series. I feel like that's obvious from his comment. I'm not making it trying to attach it to nothing else.

I'm like, I'm just, he would never feel comfortable enough comments in that if that wasn't the case. Okay. I feel like that's common sense, but. Or he was just bored and doom scrolling and there's really like no thought about any of it. Oh, he saw the clip and really wanted if de Maritz was on glue.

I mean, that's possible too for sure. It's his girl on Google. It's such a old-school thing to say too. Well, shout out to Frank Stallone. Shout out to Frank Stallone, man. Let's reach out via DM and see if we can get Frank on the show. Yeah, let's have Frank on the show. A little to be.

Talk to Creed Rocky series. Let's have a versus. That's the verses we need right there. Rocky versus Creed. What was that? Do we need it? Rocky 2? I mean, Rocky clears all of them, but that's my opinion.

The first one? I haven't seen two or three, and I still think Rocky 4 clearly. y'all said rocky four is the best movie of all time ma's one of the best movies all the time everybody in the comments was like rocky four was kind of ass i don't know what y'all are that is i love rocky four but there is i couldn't wait till we had a snowstorm so i can go outside and train rock four was ass what the fuck what are people talking about

i haven't signed up for a gym because of that movie i'm going out to the woods you guys are at planet fitness the same way old boy was yeah you see the parallels like yo you got this machinies a machine he's a machine he's He's picking up logs and shit. I'm going out to the, I'm flying out to Russia. I'm running up the mountains. I'm picking up logs and lifting boulders. Like, yeah, man.

Rocky Ford's ass. Yeah. Putin's my traitor. Yeah, like what? Shut up. One of the greatest movies ever. But you know that is kind of like the consensus to the world as Rocky Four was not really well received. I always loved it.

But most people didn't love Rocky Four. And I think they're wrong. I thought it was Rocky 5 that they didn't love with Tommy Gunn. I didn't see 5. That's what I'm saying. Like Rocky 4? With Dolph Lundren? Ivan Drago?

It's one of the greatest ops characters in the history of fighting movies. Yeah. Come on, man. Creed 2 is about Drago's son. Oh, okay. Oh, nice. See, you don't get Drago's son without Drago. I think that, yeah, that's how Gene.

Come on. I rewatching the hospital. Top Gun 2. You love that. That fucking movie. That movie is great. That is a great movie, though. Because it was supposed to suck.

I'm going to go. And it's incredible. I'm going to say this. Top Gun 2 is better than Top Gun. I'm glad you said it so you can get death threat. Like, you should die because of that. But I'm, okay, I agree with you in my head. But on the microphone right now, I'm like, well, that's crazy.

Yeah. What are you even saying? Because I thought it too. Now, Top Gun. This shit can clear is the first one. I'm not going to lie. That's, it's better than Top Gun. And it's hard, dude, because Top Gunn is a classic movie.

Great. But, like, Maverick, what they did with that? No, every time that shit is on, I'm watching it. Like, when it's on stream, I'm like, yeah, I'm watching this shit. Like, that movie, Top Gunn Maverick, like, they definitely, and it took, what, how many years for that, for that sequel to have? Like, 20? More than that, 20. Like 30.

Like 30. Like 35. Oh, that was early 90s. No, the Top Gun came out in 80. 86, yeah. 36. my whole life. It's a,

yeah, they got it right. Top Gun, Madhers. I smoked it. That movie is incredible. I was a little nervous, like the intro scene

when he's in the Death Star about to like break the time, just break time. Yeah. I was like, all right, what are we? This is, don't do it, Maverick.

Yeah. He's the fastest man in the world. Yeah. It all made sense. I don't know about this, man. And then it proceeded to be one of the best movies I see. That movie is incredible. I love that movie.

I saw Top Gun 3. They had rumors. that's what we got to kind of slow down. Yeah, I think it's enough. We're cool. We're cool. We're right there, Maverick. We cool.

I mean, he's the head of Scientology. He's going to live till he's 175. At least. We might as well. Yeah. Yeah, he's got that Elon Hubbard blood. Like, he'll be fine. Top Gun 3 is officially in the works with Tom Cruise returning.

You know, Paramount announced it. Yeah. Jerry Bruckheimer is producing him. Him versus drones. Maverick. Maverick versus the drones. Pete said, yeah, they're going to be like, we need a human to beat the computer. Or is Maverick?

Or is he going to be in a simulator controlling the drones? If J.D. Vance doesn't watch his mouth on Rogan's podcast, it may be the person that in Yahoo. Might be Tom Cruise versus the prime minister. But I don't know. That'll be interested to see where they go with Top Gun 3, though. But Maverick was definitely, they got it right. 36 years to make it happen, they got it right. Yeah. My idea.

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You've got mail. What's good, Rory Mall and baby D. This is JJ from the Bronx again. So my man just getting married in a couple months, right? And the best man is trying to throw a bachelor party, but he wants to do some wild shit. Like you want to go to a fucking glory hole place. for all of us to go to and I'm not trying to do that shit

because I got a girl myself and I'm not trying to get caught up in that and I also don't want to be the only one out of the group that's like nah I'm good I don't want to go but I'm just like yo can we do something like some normal something different

but these niggas are set on doing that so if y'all got any advice any opinions on that let me know I'll appreciate it he sounds stressed he's so stressed

he is so first of all he doesn't know what to do with this going with the fellas to the glory home spot let's gather up the group chat and go to stick our dicks through a hole well I'm sure there's other activities

at the same place it's kind of fair what like laser tactics like glory home or whack them old or like I think they're going to a place stick you in the wrong

Glory hole on this side, whack them all on the other. Like, what do you mean? Leave the signs carefully. I'm sure there's some freaky shit that like there's a glory hole involved, but like there's other like shit going on. There's probably dancers or exotic like crafts. No, I just, I know it's some freaky shit, but I don't think the glory hole is the main attraction.

There's places that do that. I feel like that's like some Times Square in 1970s shit. There's a lot of freaky shit that happens. It's like a peep show. I'm sure it's just, glory hole places just for glory holo. No, I think it's more like. to a glory hole place and be like oh they don't have any like let me go to a new private window

yeah in my it's probably some passport bro shit like glory hole which i think anybody that does that glory hole shit is weird though you don't want to know who's sucking your dick like it's just that's weird right do we need to debate that you know you're weird if you stick your dick through a hole and like to stand up at a wall and like oh god like with your dick through a hole and you don't know who's on the other side like that's like with the fellas too.

It's always a guy on the other side. It's always a guy on the other side. Yeah, no woman is signing up to work the floor. I've been telling you all men suck the best dick. Yeah, I can't even argue a baby deal on that. Like, I don't even know how to even know how to even... But that's what they're always saying. I don't even know what they come back at you.

Like, come back. You mentioned Major can talk about that. Y'all got stronger jaws. They always say that. Okay. Who says that? Who's the gay men? Gay men say that men suck better dick.

Well, I think that's what gay men are supposed to say? No, but like, I, even. Even bisexual, like it's just a thing. Like, y'all men know what men like. Same thing with women. Women eat the best cooch. I know a woman that will suck the lava out of that lamp. Like, yeah.

So I don't know. And swallow it. Yeah. So to me, she beats all of those niggies you're talking about. Well, you haven't met them. Don't want to. Not looking forward to meeting those. If that is in fact true, I will, I'll settle for the worst.

Yeah. I'll take the worst head ever. I'll settle for women. Look what you. I'll settle for it. I know there's better out there, but I think I'll just settle for it. Sometimes you just need to be happy with what you have, baby, D. Is it like, all right, since it's like a bachelor outing group chat,

is there like multiple holes on one wall or is it one and you go one at a time? I don't know. Like, how do they split up the group like us three than next three? Yeah, I don't know. The height, like there's different holes. Eric got it. You must be this tall. I don't know.

Or they give you the yellow pages to stand on. Never that horn. You know, imagine standing on the yellow pages to get your dicks up. Everybody in here has had post nut clarity, whether it be beating off or fucking a girl, you don't even find attractive. We've all been there. What type of post nut clarity would it be? Let's say you and the fellas is five holes there. These are your four best friends.

He's getting married. We all stick our dicks in the hole at the same time. Let's just say you finish quicker than everyone. Right. What is that post nut clarity? when you're standing with your dick soft in a hole after you've just nutted

in four of your closest friends are to your right no let's say you're in the middle let's say left and right it's like a urinal it's like being out of the urinal you drew straws and you landed on the middle

it's like being at a urinal on the bathroom yeah yeah what fellas after the movie's over you know the urinals are packed it is like a urinal because you can't make eye contact you just got to stay

you got to stare at the tile so you have to stare at the wall you got to disclose the wall things like yeah the glory hole is just a bad idea all right so i got um i typed in glory hole n yc um yelp comes out the gate last updated july 2026 so we know we're getting yeah something in real time they're verifying my device okay um all right long island city not far if we wait till 5 p.m try becca there's one mm-hmm how do you feel about the rainbow playground club

sounds like a shitty joint it's a lot of Long Island City shit here well that's why the strip clubs are too I've been to almost every strip club in Astoria Long Island City He was in his middle of the I've never seen a glory hole

I've been in back room I've never seen That's because they had the coasters on them You couldn't see like More A little paying A pain hanging Bad you put your drink down

And just go through a hole They blocked the glory holes with the coasters After midnight they take all the coasters up That's when the real party starts Club Leiby Renth Theo There's some nasty shit here On Elon Musk's internet There is NYC glory hole

There's a whole page on Twitter They dropped the low Like every day they move it It's illegal This one says NYC glory hole and then in parentheses, I'm in Chicago at the moment. Oh, yeah. So I can't open the door.

Look at the Abbey. Look at the Abbey. It's a dude at a home. Y'all is so. Yo, going to the glory hole is fake, man. Yeah, please do not go to the glory hole. Like, I would hope that no guy is visiting a glory hole. That's just, those are the guys that will have sex with like those little,

Like the little toy we got. Mm-hmm. Like, it's the same. Like, that's just crazy to me. Well, we don't king shame. But however. I do. However, what I am saying, I can strongly king shame that.

As a future only fans manager, you know, I always said when I like manage your only fans. If there were like five bad bitches like only fans creators who wanted to throw like a glory whole party where he was every single one of them behind a wall but you don't know which one of them it is and they all bad. Yeah, but that's five fans content. That's like you're talking about like the big. big leagues. I don't think that's what him and the fellows is about to go do.

Oh no, no, for sure. They're going to a hole in a wall. A glory hole in a wall. Who's the chick that makes like 40 million that the NBA player, who I assume was Shaq, offered to take a virginity? Why would you put the, like, they're not linking that girl. Like I'm sure the woman that's doing it, you're happy that you can't see her. Yeah, for sure. There's a reason there's a wall. No, yeah, no, for sure. I was just saying as an idea that would be fire. You know what's a great idea? Mind y'all, y'all, y'all gave him no advice.

I just don't do it. Go and don't. Find a new group of friends. Well, find a new group of friends, but I would go, but I wouldn't put my, like, dick in the hole. Actually, don't go at all. What about a glory hole roulette? Whereas, like, they have, like, four beautiful women, right? And then, like, one guy.

And then they go behind the wall, and you got to, you don't know who, you don't know which one is which. Well, according to Demaris, you'd know, because one would have that fire. whichever guy's like oh my god what a strong jaw sucking me through the wall oh my god yo a glory hole is crazy man I'm sorry any guy doing that is fucking crazy I have advice and this might be the first time ever I'm encouraging breaking guy code like I would I would inform his wife like this is the guy you're going to spend the rest of your life This is like, he's willing to do this.

He shouldn't raise your children. Yeah, nah, that's wild. Don't do it, man. Tell your friends, go do something else. I mean, just go to a strip club. If y'all want to see tits and ass and go to a strip club, bro. Just do a regular basic bachelor party, man. Get some strippers, have dinner, have some drinks, and just relax.

If I ever have a bachelor party, I don't really have any interest in, like, doing the stripper bachelor. I think that was cool for, like, my dad's. era because strip clubs weren't like in everyday like we eat at the strip club now that's not like an event like oh this is my last night you got to strip club when i'm married yeah so what do you it's not that big of a deal anymore what do you want for your bachelor party i would hire like a michael jackson impersonating just have him perform like greatest hits how was no like me and the fellas me and the fellas just walk through new york with thriller playing and he's like leading he's in just like where his back he's in the front

And we're on city bikes. Yeah. That would be ideal. Let's have fun, man. But that glory old shit is that's just weird, man. No, but I'm seriously asking, what would you guys want for your bachelor parties? Because I'll probably have to organize Rory's. So what would you guys want?

Yeah, I guess, I mean, again, you can do the D.R thing already. I would honestly, this is going to sound corny. I would want to do something with my wife, my friends, and her friends. Like, if I were to do the stripper whore thing, I would, I would want my wife to be there. With the strippers? Yeah. I always said that. Like, I want me and my husband to, like, get our friends together, get them drunk and

like sit and people watch our friends and, like, our friends mingle and shit. See who sneaks off with it. Like, let's make tomorrow's reception awkward because someone fuck someone that shouldn't have fucked. Yeah, yeah. And then I'm going to switch around like the walks. So now you got to walk down the aisle with them. Like, whoever you have.

They already had a routine. a dance routine and everything and now you're switching cards. Yeah. Whatever you had sexual last night, that's what you're walking out of hour. And we're going to announce that. Yeah. You're a fucking hater. This couple, they fucked last night for the first time.

And in the group, she said it was not good. Give it up, everybody. A quick pumper coming down to aisle. Oh, that would be funny. But yeah, I don't know. I think in this era, Bachelor parties aren't that crazy. No. Unless you're doing some Jordan Belford shit.

Yeah. Like you're paying a million dollars to try to fuck as many women in one night, but... We have one more bachelor party voicemail, too, if you guys want to hear it. Everybody's getting married.

This is the season of way. How could you top a Gloria? Let's see. What's good, Rory Moore and Baby D? This is Lance from Brooklyn. So I got a question for you guys just to see what y'all would do in this situation. So my sister's getting married, right?

And I'm a groomsman and the wedding. Me and her husband be cool, we're close so we asked me to be a groomsman. And at the bachelor party, it was kind of whining a little bit. I'm not going to lie. We got

a little section in the club. We had some girls with us. Started off fine and cool. All we were doing just dancing with them, drinking, hookah, and all that. And he brings a chick back to his car. Now, he said he ain't fucking on like

that, but he just got some head. Now, as a man, I get it, and I understand it, but as a brother, I'm a little tight about that because I know my sister, and I know that she, one, would not be cool with that, and two, she would never even think about doing anything like that for her bachelor rep party or whatever. So I just want to know from y'all in that situation, would y'all be loyal to your sister and let her know what's up, let her know what happened, or would you just bury that shit deep and keep it between y'all and never bring it up?

Peace. Man, that's tough. All right. And this is why, if you guys remember the conversation when I said, I feel like I should be in Demaris's wedding party because the brother always goes with. you know, the opposite sister ends up being a bridesmaid type thing. Because I'm snitching. If Damaris' husband gets some head, then I'm, I'm, knock, knock, knock, knock,

D'amaris, you know what he's doing? I'm soft in my own. There's no guy code for me in that regard. I'm only telling if I think she's going to leave. But where I would be nervous is sometimes you don't want to find out about your sister or your home girl. They could have an arrangement, some freaky arrangement you don't even know about. and now you have egg on your face. Like now you, a little tattletail, and she's like, yeah, you sent me the video.

And you're sitting there like, oh, I didn't know y'all was on that type of time. I didn't need to know that about you. Yeah, that's tough when you're talking about your sister, though. I'm snitching. You telling Twain? I'm telling her. Ma, not telling Twin.

No, I think that I would try to, like, stop him from doing it, like going forward with it. Well, he had already got his dick sucking. He caught him after that act. Oh, yeah. My sister? I'm gassed a little bit because I don't know if I'd want to ruin a wedding like that. That's what I'm saying.

It could possibly ruin where it's supposed to be one of the best days of my sister's life. It's tough, man. I mean, your loyalty is obviously to your sister. But you wouldn't be ruined it. He did by getting head. Yeah, but you ruined it by she wouldn't know if you didn't say nothing. Yeah, but then if they end up getting divorced because he's a cheater or mad freaked out, And she's just like, I just wish I would have known.

And you sit up there like, well, before the wedding he did. She's like, you could have saved me years of heartache. This baby, you could have saved me a lot. And that's what's fucked. I'd be more mad at him outside of getting head. Like, why would you put me? Why would you put me in this position? Like, that's because you kind of have to let that slide for the day.

But then if he's comfortable doing that the day before the wedding, he's probably going to continue to do that around you because he thinks it's okay. I don't, I'm cool, but I ain't that fucking cool. Like, do that shit by yourself. Keep me out of, don't do this. Of course, but he's a grown man. He's going to do whatever the fuck he wants to do. Leave me to please do that shit away from me.

Yeah, that's tough. Because that can go so many different ways. Like, if she, you tell your sister, she calls the wedding off. Essentially, everybody in the family's looking at you like. You ain't get your dick suck. He did. No, but it's just like, we're all here. We're all in.

in the Bahamas, whole family that's when you got to stand on your shit. Like, okay, well, my sister needed to fucking know. I'm sorry that was inconvenient for y'all, but my sister needed to know so that she didn't marry a fucking cheater. And let's talk about how sick this guy outside of getting head before.

But isn't cheating on your bachelor's night? Is that considered cheating? Or is that supposed to be the unspoken thing? I think it's the unspoken. Like, yo, I don't want to know what happened at the bachelor party. Like, is that? But I can't live with that.

I'm not having those rules, but she's not about to get fucked. That goes couple by couple. because that's another thing because I might come to Roaring and be like, hey, whatever the fuck happens on this night, don't tell me about it.

I already know y'all y'all going to while out. Don't tell me shit, right? I could be that type of person or I could be the type of person nigga text me to play by play. It all depends on the wife. It depends on the relationship. It depends.

But people actually getting married knowing that, like, yo, just last night, you was fucking somebody else. Is it worth? That's insane. Well, most people don't do their bachelors the night before anymore.

The people have learned their lesson from that. Everybody's hungover, drunk, nobody wants to get married. It's usually done like a month before or now. If you have the I need the play-by-play wife, one night is not worth. Life is short, but life is also long. If your wife is like that, but don't go to a strip club.

Yeah. Do a fellow's brunch. And if a few of them want to go off and do a glory hole, that's their bit like, if your wife is like that, what's worth that one fucking night? It's not worth it. I guess it really all depends on on the bride.

Like it really does all depend. Yeah. I just, but this guy's sick outside of the, like telling your brother-in-law, now I don't worry, I didn't fuck.

I just got head. It's a sick thing to say to your brother. Yeah. I know you were worried. I didn't fuck her though. And he's, all right, thank God. Now I'm not in the middle.

I did get some head, though. Yeah. It's the same thing, though. You cheat on my sister. Yeah. I probably would have to tell my sister. Yeah.

You got to beat him up, though, because now I got to beat you up for the inconvenience. Because now I've got to have this uncomfortable as conversation. I got it with your ass. But then if you get in the weeds of it, is she a sex worker? Yeah. There's a little bit of grace there.

That's the role. Like if he brought his side chick to the bachelor at party and was getting head, I'd be like, this is probably a larger issue. Sex worker doesn't count. Okay. I'm trying to figure out if I would care of my husband got a head from a sex worker. Yes, you would. Wouldn't you have to wear a condom?

Who wants to get head with a condom? Yeah. getting head with a condomers. To risk of marriage? I think I'm cool. Yeah, I'm cool. Keep that head. Man, no, I'm cool.

That's why it's just like, I just want, like, I don't want my husband to feel like, like, this is then, like, no more fun. Like, nah, we, we lit, like, to the day we die. So you don't have to go and do some shit that you can't come back from. My bachelor's. But some women are not like that. Yeah, there's an agreement. That is your last night of fun. Yeah.

But I don't know. when we men take that woman for granted too though because when we had Mandy on and she had just gotten out of her relationship and she was talking about like they they went to like sex clubs and like man he started fucking the girl and he was fucking somebody behind her back when she's fine with him fucking just tell me but that's what like how you fuck that up which she's like yo you literally like they could go and meet up without me and I was cool with it I just needed to know like but that's when we had the conversation about

a lot of times which y'all think like about cheating y'all think It's about it's not about the sex. That's not what you're looking for. It's not about that. Because you can have the sex with the girl, without the girls. It's not about that. A lot of people like the thrill. A lot of people like lying in secrets.

A lot of people like feeling like they're in control of something. Like it's so much bigger than the act of the sex. Well, then you don't deserve that unicorn, bro. If all it takes is just, hey, give me a heads up before you go fuck someone, you don't deserve that unicorn. Yeah. What an easy process. Babe, I'll text you back and I'll just go fuck somebody. Okay.

It's not fun. That's not fun to them. That sounds like a black. Yeah, they want to be sneaky. They want to be sneaky. They like the sneak. They like feel like they got one over. They like the thrill.

Like it's not about that. It's the ego of like you're at home thinking like, oh, this, this and that. And it's like, I got one over on her. Like it's, that's always tell people when you cheat and man, you take your ass to therapy because you know, you think it's about being horny. It ain't about being horny. That's the issue back to the hating Beyonce. It's not hating Beyonce.

It's something else. Something deeper. got some problems. Yeah, I agree. Well, hopefully that helped. It didn't because he's just fucked either way. Yeah. But I would have a talk with him.

If you decide to not tell your sister, cool, not judging you, I would have a conversation with homie, though, like, listen, I'm never going to say anything. But moving forward, if we're going to be cool, even if we go out, keep that shit far away from me. Don't talk to me about it because then you put me in a position where I got to say.

You can't say, if I found out that my brother told my boyfriend, my husband like, yo, if you're gonna be, you know what I'm saying? You cheating the shit. Keep that shit away from me. No, it should be, yo, that was your bachelor. And I, you enjoyed that, right? If I ever find out you cheated on my sister again, I'm gonna knock your teeth to the back of your throat. That should be the energy. Not yo, just don't let me find out about you dog and my sister.

Word. Don't keep me out of it. Nah. Maybe we need to link the brother-in-law with the glory whole crew. And, you know, maybe there'll be a better bachelor party than putting this gentleman in a compromising situation. Like we should play matchmaker with bachelor parties And connect these two guys You have the emails, Ryan? Just put us on CC and just, you know

Ma, can I come to your bachelor party? I'm gonna come to Rory's. Me and Mitch can be the only girls? At my bachelor party? Yeah. You and Mitch are going to be the only girls? Well, like with the bachelors, not like with the bachelors?

A bachelor party is supposed to be like for the fellas and me and Mitch is the fellas. You think that you and Mitch will be the only women at my bachelors? No, I don't. Okay, I'm talking about in terms of like the bachelors. I'm not talking about the holes that's going to be there. I'm talking about like as far as the bachelors.

Like we're not on the other side of the fence. We are on your side of the fence? Are you getting what I'm saying? No. Okay, so you like him and all the groomsmen are going out. Me and Mitch is with the groomsmen. We're not the holes that you're going to have around. It would be other women around me.

No, like home girls. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. I got a lot of home girls, like real friends that would kill me if I didn't have them hanging out with my bachelor's night yeah oh yeah i know i wasn't i wasn't like saying that y'all would be the hose that's what i'm like i'm like no i understood what you were said but i thought you were saying i'm like no i don't understand what demaris a strip at your bachelor's report no i don't want i don't

want to marries they would make the workplace yeah it's a little awkward yeah i don't need that they they open soos for your bachelor party re-open oh that would be fire nah what is what is suz now is it like a Costco or something it's just still there it's just the Can't build it. They didn't reopen nothing. Oh, it's just a band. It's just, yeah. We should look at the pride. We should move the studio there.

To Sue. On that note, let's get out of here. His mind is going somewhere else. We'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace. No.

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