New Rory & MAL - Episode 522 | The Gun Line with Lil Rel & Karlous Miller

Episode Date: July 23, 2026

Lil Rel and Karlous Miller drop by to talk about Lil Rel’s directorial debut, Haunted Heist, releasing this week, and discuss the production process, reveal some interesting spots that they shot the movie at, as well as Black directors they are inspired by. The guys react to King Bach’s 2020 viral video, Shane Gillis breaking world records for comedians, and much more. DC Young Fly catches strays from Rick Ross, 50 Cent trolls, and the role of intimacy coordinator is called into question. Haunted Heist is out July 24th in theatres! All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-foreverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Open your free high-heart radio app. Search Delivering Happiness with Nick Totoro. And listen now. No, it's when you get the most people pregnant. No, he's not. Wait, what study is? You don't really start. Are we rolling? What study is that? What study is that where at 23 you get the most people pregnant? That's what they said. You know, when they said that. They said that. I think it's early 30s. Yeah, I think so, too. I think it's like 27, 28. 27 and 31. That's when y'all got the most people pregnant? I mean, that's when you get hard-headed enough to be like, I ain't pulling out.

Yeah. You get rid of the condom at 24. Yeah, you get. You probably wear your last condom at 24. Damn. You was living fast. No, I'm just saying, not me. Yeah, I still wear them.

Yeah, not I still wear them. Not me, but I'm just saying, like, on average, 24, 25, you stop. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, you just out there, like, you know what? That's for women, though. What's the, what's men's average? He was real. He wanted to read.

What age do women get the most pregnant? Because you threw that out really casual. Like, yeah, 23, is what they say? It says peak male fertility is between 25 and 29. Yeah, so 23, you got two more years are just pulling out, like an American. I told you, you start winning condom at 24, 25? No. I stopped, but I mean.

It was high school for me. You'd be a little more liberal. Yeah, a little more free. Yeah, I mean, the first time to build some trust. Yeah. First couple times. Yeah, you get out there and test the limits a little bit. But he's a millionaire.

Y'all talk all this shit about these football players and how they get these women pregnant and then they're not smart. They got to pay all this child support. People just trying to use him. It's reversible. He was responsible. I'm not ready for no kids right now.

I want to take care of him. That means he's okay with diseases, though. You have to fuck better women. You're a row. That means he's okay with diseases. He's like, yeah. Boy, is the vasectomy, his beard or so? That's definitely his beard.

That's definitely his beard. And then get herpies. You got a vasectomy. caught herpes. That's something that's not reversed. You can't reverse that. That's for life. That's the long ride right here.

The camera was not recording, but we're talking about Plag Boy Max getting a vasectomy at 23. It wasn't recording when we originally stated the top. Oh, he was. Oh, we got all of that. Okay, good.

He was just crying for his straightness. So, like, is pregnancy a huge thing in his life? I don't know. I mean... He said he had a scare. A pregnancy scare. Yeah. And that's why he got a vasectomy.

And he learned from it. That scared the shit out of him, didn't it? I didn't learn from none of my pregnancies is scarce. You didn't? Nah, hell no. Just kept getting more frightful? I mean, I stopped once. I made a real baby.

Yeah, and that was it? Yeah, that's what it really takes. You got to have a child? Yeah. Okay. What fuck are you going to be scared of? I mean, you know, maybe it's a woman you ain't really trying to be attached to forever. It doesn't matter.

You still attached. Even if you don't have the baby? Even when you do. Oh, when you do? Yeah, that's what they can change. They start out good and they can change. of course. Turned to a whole other person

that you don't have no idea who they are. Yeah. Sounds really safe. Yeah, that sounds like a... Yeah, that's not something I heard. I've seen it happen to me. This is not just street information. I live.

I live. I live this shit. Yeah, yeah. We are back sponsored by Boots Mobile Unlimited Talk, Texan data. I am all. And we are joined by the guys, Raoul Howrie, Carlos Miller. Haunted Heights.

It did it is July. 24. Well, now, I've been watching you for years. I think I saw one of your first stand-ups on cable years ago, and I said, this guy is hilarious, it's funny, but now you're making your directorial debut. What is the difference for you now stepping into this box as opposed to being a stand-up comic? Well, when I got my vasectomy, no, I can't stop thinking about that. That's great. That's great thing. That's why I got quiet. Like, I've been literally thinking about...

You're trying to understand it. His decision making all that. At 23. Yeah, it just doesn't... All right. Anyway, yes, it was fun to direct this movie. And then, like, to, like, be able to give Carlos this role where he just kills it and show his range. It was so much fun, man.

I had a great time. Like, and directing is my thing now, so I ain't going nowhere. Yeah. Carl, you went full with Luminati on this one. Is this your eyes wide? shut. Yeah, I saw, I ran in the calls outside. I told him, I said your beard looks illustrious now. You got a shape up. You're in the Hollywood now. Now, you're about to start acting totally different now, man. Oh, I'm not? Now, you're about, because you got to shape up.

We ain't never seen Carlos from the shape up. You ain't, they don't get no shapeups. You don't cut your ball. You know, Carlos had way more, like, fades and stuff when I first met you. Exactly. His hair cut and everything was more consistent than what this is. Yeah, you hit that, you hit that moment. You hit that moment. You're like, man, I ain't got time. Around the time his baby mother started changing. Yeah, yeah. Carlos usually had waves. Yeah, with a nice fade.

Yeah. It's funny how you'll keep a consistent haircut when you ain't got money. Yeah. As soon as you get money, you don't care about that. You're like, yeah, nothing about that. You know, I'm not going to the barbershop. But let's talk about Hornet Heights, man. What is this movie?

What is this movie about, real? It's about four friends who kind of reunite, really put together by Carlos character T and everybody thought we just maybe just go into an Airbnb or something like that

and it turned out this is a whole another thing going on he basically want to rob this place but we're trying to rob a place that we think is an easy situation

Yeah but it's not because it's haunted Okay I mean the title says it all really Hunting Heights Yeah kept it very simple

You know some titles You don't know what the hell you're about to say Like when you saw weapons You're like You ain't know it's gonna be A bunch of kids Running around doing that shit

Hunt a height is exactly what it says. It's a haunted heist. Now, when does this fall in the line of black comedy horrors? Because we had, you know, Lepricon in the hood is probably the all-time classic. Like haunted.

Is that the metric? I mean, it's a classic. I'm just putting it next to the classic. And I don't even know if they... That being in the bars. I don't think they meant for it to be as funny as it was. No, no, of course not. Because if we do that, we can name a bunch of horror field

that wasn't meant to be funny. They had a nice budget. Yeah. It was a nice movie. And then Leprogan in the hood. And he was like, yeah, I did this. That ain't even the same Leprogan. It's Peter Dinklage.

Yo. That was his mean streets. That was his debut. Yeah, but where does this rank amongst the black horror comedies? What is it rank? Where are you trying to place this? Is it trying to be its own thing? Or are you hoping?

that people enjoy it and take to it the way we've taken to the life. I just want people to have fun with it, man. Like, I don't know where it ranks. I don't know what it's going to be. I'll stop doing that a long time ago with all the movies I've done. Like, I think you can't do that. You got to let the people pick. Because things, like, when you think about stories, like the five heartbeats for this is, right?

That it didn't do well at first, but it's a class. Yeah. So you don't, you just don't know, man. So you just make whatever you think is, you have fun with it and let the audience figure out whatever they want to rank stuff. But I don't know. I just have fun making this movie and I was able to cast my friends. The biggest thing for me was to get stand-up comedians that can act.

Right. And not just comedic actors. Okay. You know what I'm saying? And that was a big deal to me. And that's why I so many comics in the movie. Tiffany Haddish is in it. Andrew Batch, Bachelor.

Yeah. King Back. Tony Baker's in the movie. Joe Blunt. Joe Blunt from Detroit, Martini Harris, Tara Terry from Chicago. Where did y'all shoot? Detroit?

Oh shit. So y'all was out there. Y'all was acting up. A bunch of black comics in Detroit shooting the movie. That's a movie right there. We had a ball. And man, we shot at Barry Gordy's first mansion. That was a hard story for the four hundred.

Seriously. It was, you laugh at it was, he didn't, he looked like he just left. Like he kept the furniture there. And then the guy who bought it didn't, he didn't really change anything. It was still pictures up. Yeah. I'm like the Jackson fight. Like it is one of the creepiest places.

It was perfect for the movie. It's like an abandoned museum. Because you get to see like all these tour ledgers where they sent like telegrams to Barry Gordy like, hey, Barry, we on the road. The money's running out. Yeah. Send us some money. You know what I mean?

You see all these travel slips and hotel receipts. And it's just like they got them framed and you got like original lyrics down the hall. It was this long like underground corridor. He had just hundreds of like Motown pictures and Michael Jackson was over there writing lyrics on the piano and pictures of Diana Ross while she was pregnant. You know what I mean? It was just. Is this something with that, shooting that location that, like, was that intentional? Yeah, I mean, is there like a connection between that in the movie?

Well, it's not a connection specifically for that, but it was just trying to find the creepiest house you can find. You landed a barricotie. It was between that. And Aretha Franklin's original house. So we scouted both those places. Wow. I think they just recently sold that, too, though. They did?

I think so. We had went scouted both places, but Berries was the one. He still had an old furnace, like the furnace that you can't even battle this type of furnaces. Like the one that the house is built around. A round. Yeah. Like, that was there before the house. Yeah.

It's still there. Damn. Okay. Was Barry Gordy involved with the Michael Jackson movie? Because for his history, they made him look like Morpheus. Like, he was the good. greatest human being of all time. He kind of is, though.

Barry Gordy was... He's the greatest music exec, probably, ever. He probably is, though. But I just feel like there's more to the Barry Gordy Michael Jackson story than being the father figure they made him be in that movie. But if it was too raw to be on camera, like, you can't put that in it. You know, that way. You think it's some deeper media of Barry Gordy's...

I think like all music execs, Barry Gordy fucked over a lot of people. You think so? We got break this for it. he didn't get as many complaints as all the other guys have over the year no no you don't hear too many of the motown legend speak yeah i think he gave him most of their money i think he i think he i think barry might have been fair as he could be as he could be to the stars it was plenty of people on the motown label who probably got some bad stores but they weren't like big stars you know i'm gonna jennifer hudson was pissed in dream girls for sure why she uh got kicked out because bionc what

With the Supremes. Never saw a Dreamgirls? I saw it, but you, oh, you meant, oh, you made the character. Yeah, I mean, I'm like, why you talk about Jennifer Hudson? I'm like, what did Jennifer Hudson? I'm like, what was her name in Dreamgirlty? Right, that's a thing. I'm like, brother, what are you talking about? In Dreamers, they tried to touch upon some of Barry Gordy's bullshit.

Well, it wasn't necessarily just his bullshit. It's kind of group bullshit. Yeah. That's what we learned over time. The politics. Every, every group got some bullshit. Every, every, I was thinking about the, it used to be three people on this guy.

I can't wait to see what BTS bullshit is. Because it's no be some bullshit. It always is. Hold up, man. Who's the lost member? Telly, you just,

you just never don't. Don't listen to it. Yon know. You don't have somebody else. Roy Mall and Jack. He put too much creatine in this movie this morning. I don't know what he's talking about right now. I'm going to go back and find y'all missing member, man.

All right. So, Haunted Heights. Well, now with this directorial debut, um, of the black directors that we have in Hollywood and in the movie industry who are some of the guys that you spoke to and kind of like got some advice from going into this debut for you um i actually abriduvenez who was somebody i spoke to and she helped me a whole lot and sean levy uh who did uh who i did fregat with and stranger things and all that stuff so yeah those are the two who actually answered the phone You called some other ones, but those are the two that answers. That's right, man. Yeah.

Those two hit me up right away and jumped on the phone with me, so I appreciate it. Is this more fun in this part of movie making for you, or is it more stressful being a director? It was way more fun for me because I was busy the whole time. I think, you know, when you're just acting, you kind of just sitting around and all that waiting. But when you're directing and doing everything, it felt good to like just, to stay. busy. And so I don't even know if I really slept for real while we were shooting it. But I had so much fun. Like really and I'm a detailed person. Like directing

really is my thing. Like it's When did you know that though? Bob Cat Goldway, we had a show called Friends of the People with the Lucas brothers and Jermaine Fowler and all those guys. I wrote a sketch and he was like, you know, how you want to shoot this? And I'm like, I don't know, you're the director. However you want to shoot it? And he's like, no, this is your sketch. And, you know, let's figure this out together.

And man, once we did that, that's when I was like, oh, oh, this could be my thing. Because I think for a long time, I just looked at directors like Steven Spielberg and John Singleton and Spikeley. Like, it's just some untouchable thing that I couldn't be a part of. But Bobcat put that battery in my back, and I appreciate him for that. Shout out the Bobcat. Legend, the legend.

Was this tough to produce? I feel like Hollywood is kind of neglected comedy movies. Like everything is just a reboot or a Marvel shit Like we used to get comedy movies like five a year Yeah And I feel like it's one every few years Is that tough in Hollywood to even pitch Something comedic at this point?

Hmm That's a good question I don't Because it's stuff coming out But not to the theaters, right? And you know It's one of the reasons why I leaned it To stand-up comics too

Because I think that's a problem too I don't think I just think they kind of like The movies haven't been really that funny in a while. You know what I mean? Nobody's taking chances on anything. But, you know, you got movies like our movie, Hunter Heights.

You got the movie, like The Invite, which is really, it's tense and funny and all these different things. But I think it's people like Seth Rogen. And it's a lot of us that still want to make these type of films. I just think, I just think you can't just wait on a green light. I think that's the thing about it. I don't know if it's just about the genre. I think people just trying to make whatever they know they think will make money right away. And what you're seeing is an independent film revolution.

like what obsession did come on the people want to see what they want to see you can't make us see whatever you know what I mean and people are really saying nope we want to see what we want to see yeah and you know the money is killing the art man yeah it always has killing the art

I think that goes with a lot of art too not even just movies and TV fashion you said the money is killing I don't know if the money is killing the art or if it's choking it out I think it's too much accessibility to art now I think it's people's trying to look so far like the profit got to be immediate.

Like you was talking about like off camera, it's like sometimes it takes something to be, it takes a while for something to be a classic. Yeah. You're seeing all these old school rappers going platinum for the first time. And, you know, they, you know, just the way that the game is changing. It's a different appreciation. It's a, like the TikTok generation, they finally discover in a lot more of the classic songs and bringing them back and putting dances to them.

making these songs big than they ever have. And, like, going back and watching old stuff. So, you know, it takes a while for something to become a classic. So I think people want the instant. Because there's been so many, like, instant successes. Yeah. And they feel like if it's not an instant success automatically, it's just, it's not ever going to be one, which is not true.

Yeah. Do you feel like the streaming sites even take the time to push certain movies? Because they're kind of on to the next series movie by next week. To your point of classics taking a while, it also takes a label or network or studio to help push that over time. And it has to be a demand for it, too. I mean, I don't know. It could get kind of if it, though. I mean, and this is thinking about it.

I was thinking about this today because I was thinking about, I don't know why I was thinking about my show, you know, when I have my sitcom or whatever. And I was just thinking about the older shows, like, give me a break. It was places they could fail for a season until they found your legs. You can't do that now. They expect you to be coming out the gate, just whatever, whatever. And that's kind of tough, especially with comedy too. Like you kind of got to be able to just take some shots and things. I don't know if that exists anymore.

The patience is. Let it build. They don't let it build. They're cutting it off after two seasons, a season and a half. You know what I mean? Let it build. Like breaking bad, I feel like people didn't fully. that show didn't

no pun break I think to like season three or four I went back and watched season one once it became kind of a thing they let that rock for a few seasons where it didn't have great But you need that when you got a series though Yeah

Well you got places like an AMC Which that was on have a They have patience with it Because they're not in a rush For whatever that is But when you go to these bigger places You know Everything can be like Abbott Elementary

And it's hit right away But then even with that, they had to find their legs. You just got to get an opportunity. And right now, it just don't exist no more. Like, sometimes you got to go through different showrunners and writers and this and that and just finding your voice or what you're comfortable with. But that don't exist no more. Like, yo, everything got to be top-notching ready, you know.

But at the same time, they don't even present things no more like they used to. That's true. Back of the day, they used to show the pilot as a special. Yeah. Just to see what people react to it. You know what I'm saying? They don't even do stuff like that no more. Yeah.

Only the executives watch the pilot. They used to put the pilots literally on TV. Right. And just saw how people reacted to it. They don't even make Happy Meal toys off shows no more in movies. Damn, that's real. But no, they don't. They don't.

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You fully improvised, not just words, but a song, a melody. Well, I thought he was going to write. I thought you were all going to write a song. I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia. Ayo rewatch on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. What's the biggest, I guess, transition from TV to film in y'all experience?

Like, what's the one thing when you're like, okay, this is, it's a totally different thing going from TV and now actual film? In my experience, I feel like the, like the TV is like a lot more faster as far as, the production of it. And with the movie, you kind of got, especially when you're on a bigger production, you kind of get a more of a window to work through. You know what I'm saying? Because sometimes in a movie,

you'll get to, you'll come back and do reshoot. And then TV is pretty much what you shot is what you got. And not unless you part of, like you said, like a series or something that's going to be presented on a, on a big network. But TV is pretty much what you shot that day is what they got for the TV show. You know, with a few exceptions with the pickups and stuff like that. But with the movie, I feel like it's more for me as artists,

you kind of have to clear your schedule. You kind of have to focus and lock in. It ain't just like, no, I'm going to pop me in and do this and be out. Like, you really have to kind of lock in. And you get to bring more elements to your character. for me in a way. You get to build it a little bit. You get to go back and forth with the acting coach and kind of time it out.

And then, you know, get with the producers and the directors and see exactly how is, you know, what's the transition and what you need to bring to it. TV is kind of more, it's more relaxed to me from my experience. Was Black Effect Charlemagne and Rock Nation silent partners in this entire thing, as they tend to be controlling everything in media now? I don't think so. You had to sign an NDA, didn't you? Not that I'm familiar with, but I don't want to say no, and then they don't get the right credit, and then I don't get to be in the next one, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. They may have been silent part, so silent that I can hear about.

You didn't even see them on set, yeah. But I'm just saying if they listen and they want to be some silent, I'm sure rail will be open to talk to them. We can make this a series, a box set. They have nothing to do with it. Right. We can go all the way up the ball. I mean, not saying I wouldn't. Right.

You know, but that's funny. That's interesting. Crazy, man. No, I'll be watching the street and everything is a conspiracy. But that's what I'm saying. It's like, damn. Everything is a conspiracy. When it comes to him?

I've been defending Charlemagne for the past two weeks. Even though we don't see eye to eye, what they've been saying about Charlebane is insane. You're on the payroll from what I heard. Oh. Damn. I don't know how y'all still punning this because y'all signed the two different entities. I'm not signed nobody.

Let the internet. Let the internet tell you. The internet said, y'all signing two different. You let the internet say, I've been seeing some crazy shit on the internet, but you know, that's what the internet's for. Speaking of crazy shit on the internet. Where are your ovio chain? I don't have ovio chain.

They didn't send it? No. Cut that out. You can cut that? No, that's going to be the clip. We're going to leave with that one. Speaking of... And don't do that because I saw you at Yankee Stadium yesterday.

He was there? Not at the Jay. He was... Well, I asked Drake if I could. go to the Yankee game. He gave me permission to go see the dog. I had to go booed L.A. You know they're going to clip that and make it seem like you're not being something.

You're getting disused on the next album. Yeah, absolutely not. Like subtle, sneak disses. Speaking of, I forgot the fuck we was talking about, but I was talking about, we were talking we saw my crazy clips and, and footages. During the pandemic, now this is somebody, this is another cast media of y'all's in the movie Haunted Heist. King Back.

He had a very... King, Batch. It's Batch. Batch or like Bachelor. Yeah. King Batch had one of the most interesting videos during, was this the pandemic? Or was this? This was definitely.

This was pandemic, right? Peak pandemic. He don't look like that no more. I hope he's ripped. He ripped like action figure now. Well, I mean, he was ripped here, but it was ripped with words. No, no, no, no. Batch is like ripped.

He looks like he should be in a Rocky movie. Well, he's been in the early. 80s Rocky movie. Like, not the new shit. Apollo Crete. I've seen him in the gym with one of the, one of those super workout guys. I forgot who it was.

And I was like, okay, like he hasn't left the gym. Yeah. He stayed in the gym. He's pitching, man. No, you never see. This is his black lives matter. I wanted to.

Like a supposedly thing. If this was a pitch for Rell's haunted heist movie. No, this ain't got nothing to do with it. And did y'all ask him about this. No. If I would have known, I would have. You've never seen this?

No. Can we first play this? You know how you follow. partners on social media. Any time I see somebody like, doing too much with this shirt off, nipples, you skip over. On the beach or some shit. Like, you, you're frolicing? I'm skipping that, just out of respect for our friendship.

I know I don't know I don't think outside this, though. You never seen this, well? Let's play it for us. Black man was killed, but destroying these buildings has to stop. Sorry. Destroying these buildings is the least of your worries. A innocent black man should never be killed by a cop. Listen, Patrick, you shouldn't speak up, man. You might lose some of your brand deals.

My people have been dying in injustice for centuries. I don't give a damn how a brand feels. You know what's funny about this is because I don't know he had... Yeah, like five white girls at his house when he recorded this. That's why you had the door closed.

I was like, how much of this year? I don't make his watch. I don't even know if this was public. Was this on his clothes for him? I've never seen that. This was on BuzzFeed. Yeah, man. This was on Huffington Post.

I can't believe y'all never saw that during the pandemic. I'm glad I didn't. I mean, my favorite part is that's at least take three because his chest is red from when he was doing this. Like, that was not the first take. You know, because to be fair, for the moment of the time it was happening, like,

yeah, people are ignorant now. Like, y'all are y'all going to laugh at some shit. This brother tried to, he tried to make a statement. I laughed as soon as he uploaded that during the pandemic. That's a damn shame. Y'all terrible. Yeah, y'all are terrible.

How are we going to defend that? You can't defend that. That's what all that was for. You got to look back at that shit and laugh. I can't do that. The movie's out. Well, the movie's out, no, but that's not. But see, he meant well.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He meant well. It's unfortunate, even though we laugh at it, it's like, we're still in these times, like, where people still think that shit is a joke. And he tried to say, just in general, though. just in general, just in general. It's crazy watching that and then being like, oh, yeah, let's still talk about George Floyd

and shit for no fucking reason. Right. That's why I look at that. I'm looking at it too, because I know a white girl wrote that on his stuff. You're talking about that, right? I've been over his house. He got women over there washing dishes and all type of shit. Bro, trying to be serious.

No, I'm not participating in it. He might be legit mad, but he was mad. He's getting his reparations. You're bad, but definitely with some white women that helped with the penmanship on his body. He's getting his reparations. Trust me. I've seen him. Getting your eyebrows done during the pandemic is funny.

It's like you and your criff. They fucked up, man. You think about it, I can't, I can't, y'all roasts to the diggins and not his face. No, now that you told me he took steroids. I take everything. You see what he just put that in there. I agree with the message. That was more.

I agree with the message. I think his eyebrows are great. Well, no. Wait. Who said the kiosk? Nobody said that shit? No, he didn't take steroids. He was in the gym here, but I mean, obviously that was six years ago, so.

I'm sure now he's put on a lot more. Man, he buff. Michael B. Jordan type shit now. I want to see his role in this film. Yeah, I mean, Batch is good. But he's one of the guys that I think is actually a good actor. Yeah, Batch is really good. Yeah, he did his time.

A lot of the, like, comedic, comedies. He's one of the comedians. I don't really like, but he's one of the guys that I think. Batch is actually. really, really fucking good. Yeah, I think he is. I think he has a career in acting for sure. Because that was, I mean, that was, I mean.

Yeah, he's had a career actor. He's been doing pretty good. Yeah. You said he, like, you know, man, he got potential.

No, no, no, I'm just saying he hasn't had, he hasn't had, like, a breakout role that people know him for or like, but I think that he got a 12 movies up.

Yeah, he was on like the, he was in like the popular babysitter joints, the, the, the, the, the, like, the teenagers love.

Like, you know what's funny. We always base shit on what we only like, like other people ain't watch it shit. Oh yeah, that's what we do. Which is insane. Yeah, that's just, that's part of it. But it's insane.

It is. Like, I got teenagers, right? Like, I don't watch Love Island, but it's popular. Yeah, I don't watch it. Why you say Island like that? Bro, that's 22 movies right there. Yeah. Like, people make fun.

Meet the blacks, I remember. I remember his rolling out. This motherfucking did like 30 movies. Not you surprised at real time. Real like, yeah, shit. Just let's not. I'll say that too loud, his budget might be a little. What?

For batch. No, no. I'm rich. Yeah. No, no. I called an ex for a favor. I ask this nigga for a favor. I ask Tiffany for a favor.

These are all favors. Yeah, I like that. Do me this favor. We shoot an haunted high. Show up in Detroit at Barry Gordy's house. Seriously. I don't have any money could you do this. I'm fucking real.

I'm telling you. It's the honest of God truth. Yeah, yeah. The budget wasn't much at all. So for all of them to actually say yes was dope. How long did it take from start to finish? We did 18 days. It was scheduled to do 18 days and we gathered it 18 days.

Oh, that's because, you know, I mean, y'all have done TV and film. It don't go like that all the time. You schedule 18 days and you can hit 25, 28 days. Yeah. That's what I see. They're going to tell you this. Rail was not bullshit on his director's shit. He said 18 days and he made, 18 days.

I really pre-plan for real. But that's why I like talking to somebody like Sean Levy was important because when we's a free guy, he was so organized. Yeah. He was so fucking organized. We were talking about it was like flame throws all types of shit on set. But he was just organized so we didn't have to know those type of problems. The same thing talking to

Ava Duvary. Like those two talking to them, I talked to two very organized directors. And so just having your shit together before you do is very important. Like seriously. Before everybody shows up, you wouldn't know what it is. Yep. You have those fucking meetings and you get it in, you talk it out. So just in case something goes wrong, you're prepared for it.

Yeah. Shane Gillis just broke the Guinness book world record of the highest attendance of stand-up. Can stand-up like work? $7,000? $8,000. $7,000, $7,000, $1,000,000, shit like that? Can stand-up, like, work in a stadium like that? It works.

Stand-up is somewhat, like, intimate, even if it is 2,000 people in there. It already worked. Yeah. Well, no, of course, I made it happen. Yeah. Is that, like, a different type of show, I feel like? Absolutely. Because I've seen stand-up in the garden,

and it was definitely a different. experience than when I would go watch in comedy. It all depends, too, the comic, because Andrew Dice, Clay. I mean, he didn't do those numbers. But like Steve Martin, Andrew Dice, Clay, Kevin. Like, these people that's done. I think he just had the most

people. I'm always interested, because I've never been to a show like one of those shows. Sometimes I want to just sit in the audience and see what that feels like. Like, is it even enjoyable? Yeah. to see like a comedy show with that many people?

Well, no, just one, that one person. Like, depending on who they are. Like, I feel like Eddie Murphy is somebody who, because of the type of comedy he does and, like, always look at Eddie is doing arena comedy in a way. Yeah, I hear what you're saying. You know what I'm saying? Like, I bet a Shane Gill is, like, is he just doing Trump the whole time?

He brought out Chappelle. I saw that. He cheated. Oh, that's ODP. Bring a Chappelle out. Yeah, it's cheating, man. That's cheating. I mean, but if Shepel is down.

to come on stage. I'm not going to say, no. Chappelle always going to say. Chappelle like hitting the stage. They got a hell of a budget. You sold $7,000 tickets. Yeah. Or maybe it was a favor.

I doubt it. I don't give a fuck. How much somebody love you? If you walk out there and see that many people, you're like, you're going to get me shopping? I'm leaving in with something. Chappelle, Owen Shane a favor.

It's funny. No, Dave Chappelle real like that because I went to his summer camp, and he said, man, it really meant a lot that you came out here in the middle of nowhere to fuck with me. He said, if you ever need a favor, just make sure it's good. Don't call me for no bullshit.

Yeah. You got one favor. You got one. He said, yeah, you get one. Yeah. Most cats with that type of, they say it. I remember Jay Z said that to me what time.

I was trying to like get Rock Nation to do my comedy album. Told you more. And it's just a true story, though. And he's like, well, you know, Miss Tina love, your mama Tina love you so we, you know, we got to look out for you. He's like, but, you know, pick your favor.

Yeah, yeah. It's only one. I remember being like, alright, never mind then. That's too much fresh. I only got one. Let me think about that. Yeah. Let me wait another 15 to 20 years.

Yeah, when I really need a favor. Right now I'm all right, but I might, let me hold this favor of my back pocket. And most people don't think about that. Like, and I actually make sure I tell people that with me like, yo, be sure what you asking me for. Because I ain't doing this again.

Don't waste it on a birthday invite. You want this to be it. And people don't believe you when you say that. I tell one of the homies there, like, I built him out of jail. I told him with his wife, I said, look, man, I got you. But if you go back fam, and they called me crying because he went back in, I was like, shibidi-dobo. Y'all thought I was fucking playing?

That nigga in there. it's over with shit has anything crossed your mind for the Chappelle of favor and you went nah I wait like put the phone down not yet not yet I think I'm the type of person I might not never asked for it it's just

just knowing that it's there you know what I mean that I'm one in with him it's good enough yeah have you spoke to to DC since the the Ross shot on the last album of course what was his reaction to it

I'm going to have to Let them come tell you. What did he? But so what did Ross say, though? He just spoke about, well, he, he, he said he walk off on goofy niggers. All you, D.C. Young Flas get one time. Yeah. For real?

That's his one favorite. Talking about the walk off on, on 85 South. These old niggers, not even just rappers, comedians, and all these niggas, they really in their midlife crisis shit. For sure. We're seeing, like, the entertainers we dove for a while. they aging and they being fucking weird. Yeah, because they don't know which side they want to, you know.

Yeah, that's what it is. It's kind of, it's just really uncomfortably weird to watch that. Like, that's a shot for no reason. Yeah. I still don't understand. But I like the, you know, D.C., he posted something on his, on his, on his, on his, Instagram and basically just listening to it and laughing. But I know what that laugh is.

Like, he's gearing up to do something. It's like, okay, I'm going to have to get into my comedic, you know, I'm going to I don't think it was a comedic thing. I don't think his response. I don't think the response that he's thinking is comedic. I think he's thinking more on the music sack. You know, D.C., he's real serious about his music, and he's extremely talented in both avenues. Yeah.

And I don't think it's like, you know, we're looking at it. It's like just a rapper throwing a shot at a comedian, but he's looking at it is way more than that. He should. Way bigger than that. It's a good time, too, because it's like. The challenge is like, I'm going to say something to you, and you can't, you don't have the platform or the avenue to say anything back. Right. Outside of some goofy shit.

Yeah. That's not the case. Goofy hands, dick. Come on, Ross. You can do better. That is what Ross wants. Like, because I, do you really think he's been harboring that for real? Or is Ross just doing what he does when he needs to promote out?

No, I think he's been sitting on that. I think he has, too, actually. I think this is not the first time that he had exchanged. You know, they did. whole in the pool shit. Oh yeah, yeah, remember that. See, it's not the first time. So I feel like this shit is kind of festering. Like, it's really bothering him.

Maybe it's not to the point where he's bothered, but I think it does bother him. Yeah, for sure. I mean, it's like him in 50 in a way, right? Like, you're like, when is this ever going to stop? But that was also Ross doing some weird shit. He had no issue with 50. Calid was like, yo,

it'll help sell the album. Go dis 50. That's what started. There wasn't no real issue. So, Ma, do you consider that line of dis? What's a this to you? Of course it is. Yeah, he called him a goofy-ass nigga. Basically.

Yeah. That's a shot. That's a shot. That's not like a... That's a shot. I was wondering. Yeah, I'm walking off on you goofy niggas that act funny or you D.C. Young Flies get one time.

I mean, yeah, he's... Hopping bob-ass nigger don't cross the gun line. What the fuck's that me? Hopping bob-ass-nigger don't cross a gun line. is this nigga threatening to shoot my over some what? I don't know if it was guns being drawn.

God damn. He's serious too. He knows the real Noriega. No, he doesn't. Oost him a hundred favors. No, he does. Oh, welcome up when you grew up as niggas that act funny. Oh, you DC young flies get one time.

Hoping bob-ass nigger don't cross. You're gonna get dissed on the next album. Yeah, bro. He's coming down to that shit. I don't give up. I just think the timing of this shit is weird because I just went to his car show and shit. Mm-hmm. Brought some cars out, I won some awards.

Yeah. But I didn't know that this was coming. I wouldn't have went if I would have known he was trying to shoot my partner. Yeah. That's going now I'm in the, I look. I look fucked up. He spoke to you like, yo, Lose, I appreciate it. Nah, he let you hear to this before came back.

He didn't. Wait to you. I don't like that shit. though. And I didn't like the walk-off shit. I don't know what the fuck dude got going on. Did y'all speak at the car show? No, I didn't even go over there. Okay.

The car show was huge. There's thousands of people out there. He knew you was going to be there. I was there. I was there on the stage, but I didn't never go over there and be like, yo, what's up, bro? He put his sunglasses down like this. With you, what I said about your boy.

And you know how in Lennon. You're running to a motherfuckiness. You're running to a motherfucker guy in two. Yeah. Don't put me in the shit. I didn't appreciate it. Ross do got a perfect bag out voice. We should have used that shit.

I'm cloned neck, that's fucked up, man. I mean, I'm glad there was a lot of people there because when he was using us to sell the car show tickets, I was like, this is the last marketing scheme. Tickets must be really slow. If we're the... No, but Carlos was there with his car.

Amen. Didn't they get showed up? One thing for sure. Free wings stop for everybody to come check out these cars. Just because somebody do some. Carlos. Just because somebody do some flow shit, don't mean you got to do something. For sure.

I live by that. Yeah. It's funny, too, because I think what D.C. You already kind of did is enough. It's like, all right, nigga. Yeah. Because I think everybody's kind of listening to it. Like, why are you still bringing that?

Very, very odd. Very odd. He's bothered. Yeah. He's very bothered. You walked off of their show. Right. We didn't do shit, too.

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Am I good? Or am I one of the goofy-ass names? I should be more than that. It's goofy-ass niggas. He didn't even say my name either. All you goofy-ass niggas, but D.C., you got one of the time. Everybody else for the podcast. All you goofy-ass niggas.

But D.C. your fly. You down to your last straight. Yeah, yeah. I'll post about the bullet line. man somebody plug me with 50 we need to get I don't want 50 on the show I want pimping curly Yeah yeah

As a guess That's all they do Try to make a motherfucker don't look good Yeah Cullors Stop man Hey man We just

You know You're like I live down the street From this name Where's the gun line Where's the gun line Yeah Should I take the other

Should I come up the other side But what I like the way then I go. It's faster. Hello, you gotta remember this. Maybe a living color did this kid about Arsenia Hall stalker Eddie Murphy. With that long-ass man. Yeah, that's what this feel like.

Carl. Oh, I'm going to get you, Carlos. You better tell DC young fly. I'm coming from. Liver. Liver. Pelt. Flats. Reds. Reds. City. Carrots.

Carlos. Don't say my name, man. Stop. Stop, man. Oh, man. I didn't know. I need to see the script of Rick Ross. I don't condone this type of behavior, man.

Whatever D.C. is cooking up. Yeah. It would be independent on his own. Yeah. He has not conversed with me. He hasn't sent me no beats or nothing. I'm not featured on nothing. Yeah.

But, uh, I don't know Goofy funny niggas, better watch up. Russ is back. You know you got to be an evil motherfucker that hate laughing, though. Yeah, what's that? I hate comedy, niggas. Diggas. I hate comedy, niggas.

You cook, yeah. What happened, man? What happened? You started taking ourselves too seriously, man. That's what happened. Even when they was doing the exchange, D.C. kept it. light. Yeah. Yeah. And they came back and he was in the pool.

A little homie, I did it for free. Yeah. That was his favor. But that's where the age and gracefully shit has changed with Ross. Because like the DJ envious shit, like that was hilarious. Like Ross used to be funny with trolls. Now to me it's just odd. Like you go on a little too far. It do, it do feel like, it do feel like some immaturity in it in a weird way. Like, you know, because I enjoy watching 50 do a 50 do because it just seemed like whatever it is. I'm going to keep it all way real with you. It's just. It's just. it's just not gangster to be for comedians.

We don't take this shit serious enough for you. Right. For you to be that upset. Yeah. But you got a river, sir, I never forget. It hasn't always been rappers that was fucking comedians. So when Eddie Murphy was doing James Brown all the time, if you go listen to living in America for no reason,

James Brown yells out, eat your heart out, Eddie Murphy. For no fucking reason. I swear to God for no reason he just he has out of every in the middle of living in America Eat your higher than Murphy

Like he was sick of Eddie Murphy doing it. He was on his heels with party on the Tony Murphy Eat your heart up To the bridge That's funny It didn't make any sense

If you listen to the whole soul You just hear it. You feel it. He didn't have, man. He's a real profound message of shit. He didn't sing it or nothing. I know Eddie had to love that. But people with comedians is lame.

They don't go to nowhere. Only comedians can beef with comedians, man. Yeah. It is odd. And that's stupid, too. Yeah. No, that shit is entertaining. Still.

That Joe Rogan, Carlos Mesea shit, that shit was crazy. Yeah. That shit was pretty fun. That shit, they put the Mexican music behind them when he's like, that shit, I laugh. I laughed. Come on, man. But Ross ain't going to make it that fun.

I don't know. We'll see. Because he, just think about this, Ross couldn't keep it like, like, because if you would have just did those two lines, maybe it would have been okay.

But then you start throwing gun line shit in that. Yeah. Don't cross the gun line. Where is it? Why are you throwing that? I'm about to start going all the way around. I'm not. Fuck, man.

Hopity poppy, pop it. He watched this show, too. He watched this show, too. Watch your own shit. He used to. He still do. He tap in. Well, now that we've said his name,

somebody's sitting in clips. Yeah. For sure. He's like, yeah. I don't think he fuck with you. 20,000 more units, baby. There's one y'all. He was one of y'all he don't fuck with.

I don't, you know, I don't do what fuck. I think is you. Yeah, probably. Think it's you know. Newbian on newbie and crime. You know, that's, yeah. We ate each other. He added my, my baby mother.

He did? Yeah. Aurora, you got one time. Don't cross the gun line. Yeah. It'd be funny if he had like a bunch of tags for all yeah, he just went with DC. Like all that shit end with the gun line. Rory and Mao will never be pals.

We'll be hopped out of fuck that. Don't be hopping across the gun line. We'll keep that. We'll just do different. Punch me in. Yeah, yeah. Put me in. Oh, man.

Holy shit. I can't take that serious. man I don't know. I don't take none of this serious. I don't take it to me. Once these cameras turn off, you niggas go home, I don't pay it no more.

Yeah, because you live in New York and you don't have to worry about crossing the gun line. Yeah, that's a fact. In New York, you don't have to worry about crossing the gun. Now you, you on the other hand, though. I mean, I'm right there.

You're right down the streets. Fucking dirt road. Yeah, it's different for you. I'm gonna say it's just like two left and the right. Yeah, now you got to make two rights in the left. I'm not to go all the way around. Yeah.

Do gas station and everything. Man. Speaking one of those make two rights In the left To DC, young fly Goofy He's on cross the gullah I'll see you at the gas station, nigga This is gonna be Ross's voice on his GPS

Who changed these things? Make a ride on chestnut, nigga I don't like that He got to come up He got to leave my little partner alone, man, my little brother, I don't know. It's just, you know, that's just internet show. That was very random.

That was very random. that I will leave it at that. I'm glad he knows it now, hopefully watch y'all show of how insane that is just to do that. And it's D.C. hype. It's not somebody you gave it. Stay mad at. It was nothing rapper about it.

It's not gangsters. It's just going to have to vote. It's always supposed to be in fun and just, let's laugh a little bit. Like you said, who don't want to laugh? Come on, man. You hate laughter. Yeah, right. Ross made a six-minute distance. You're going to buy out Burmary.

He was fake. You're trying to be funny, huh, nigga? Yeah. Oh, yeah, real. It's going to be on you for sure. You're going to tell the GDs. No. Oh, man.

You just crossed the gun line. Yeah, I just crossed the gun line. Don't put that. Can we cut that with you? He did say Larry Hoover in his own. They typed them. They were pissed about that shit. When he mentioned it in BMF?

Doing that shit. Like when you were just naming people. Oh, yeah. I'm kind of crazy. You can't do that. Rap or not? You just was no shit like that. Hornin Heights, July 24th.

What you expect? by the guy that names himself Rick Ross. He can't feel like he's big meat for Larry Hoover that day. That is true. Like the village people. He just dresses up as different drug dealers, depending the day. We're going to go see this movie as a family. Please go see this movie.

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Real quick before we let you go, we just wonder some of the things that, because as, you know, coming up in and I'll, our communities, we always just look at the roles of acting or being an athlete. Like, what are some of the things that, you know, a lot of the young kids should look into if it's not acting, but getting into movie making and TV, some of the roles and things that they should look into. Learn all this stuff, man. Like, all the behind us. You know, and I want to figure out a program. Hopefully I'll figure this out in another year or so. But

it's so many different roles, man. It's so important. Lighting to everything. Writing. Writing. Like, camera, man. I think we only, they only know the a star part of it, but you could be a star these other fields. It's unions for all of this, man. Everything. People who build this sets, man, get into props. We need some black prop masters, man. We need more black

stunt people. Hell yeah. Learn how to finance a movie. Intimacy coordinators. Intimacy coordinator. That is a great job for somebody who is a whole. Oh, hey, whoa. No, I'm saying. Like, if you

promiscuous in these streets, you would be good as an intimacy coordinator. Intimacy coordinators are some of the most random people. Yeah, because you got to make it look real. Well, it depends on what city you from, what type of coordinated. Like, if you get intimacy coordinated from, like, New York or L.A., like they're more into whatever TV or film.

But if you go to like some random city you shooting that, you really don't know where this lady came from. Like when you went Vancouver? You know what I mean? You don't know what. You'd be like, say, when y'all kiss. Yeah. You're supposed to be talking to us like that.

You got to put your nuts in a sock. And I do it in front of me. You need a nylon sock. Yeah. You've been slipping off like that. I've had some intimacy coordination made me feel uncomfortable. We're going to shoot the rehearsal.

Yeah, as well as to ask. In the trailer, it had some intimacy. I think we did have. Well, let me say yes. Yes, we did. Yeah, yeah. Of course, of course. Of course.

We did. Yeah, right, we did. On you and Tom got out of that. Two meals. You can make 50. the $90,000 being an intimacy coordinator. Yeah. That's damn.

Yeah, you do that with OnlyFans? Making a lot of money. The movie I just shot, I just shot this thriller and it was, you know, whatever, sex scenes or whatever. We actually had, she was a good intimacy coordinator. She wasn't weird. She was cool. She made sure, like,

you know, the crew wasn't, like, looking at us and putting out and giving up. She was good. I actually liked her a lot. But I literally worked with some other ones more creepy than yeah, okay. Yeah. So show me how y'all gonna hug.

So if I put my hands right here, tell me how they make you feel. That's okay. Yeah. Now lift her leg up with her leg. Now if you lick your chin. Ooh, ooh, okay. You ain't supposed to be saying,

ooh, lady. Don't lick the nipple, just the ariola. And action. Like, you ain't supposed to be yelling action. Get the fuck off that. I tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'm going to lay in the bed with y'all.

I'm going to get in with y'all so we all in the cup and she just pop up oh okay cut cut the fuck you do it at Lisa I'm just making sure the intimacy is coordinated just making sure nothing's touching under the sheet you remember we had Chris Gotti on he directed a movie for for Tooby and we were having that conversation He was like yeah it was me and Lance Stevenson we were the intimacy coordinator

He was like I don't know if that's legal Lance He was in an intimacy coordinator He's the one directing the sex scene Yo That's insane Now slap her ass

Harder Harder I think Chris Gnady said he showed up to set late And he was like Now we're redoing this whole sex scene now I'm in charge They definitely cross the gun land

They still 100% That was the start It was the intimacy coordinator right there. That was the start of late. You gotta have some ear blowing, man. Horned Heights, July 24th, Real Howard, Carlos Miller fellas, thank you all for coming through.

We appreciate y'all. We're going to check out the movie and have some fun. And next time y'all in New York, come back and talk some shit with us, man. I appreciate y'all having us. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Hornet Heights, July 24th. Go see that. And don't cross the gun laugh. You raise. Hey, Portlandia fans.

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