New Rory & MAL - Episode 524 | Scamma Phi Scamma

Episode Date: July 28, 2026

Baby D recaps her weekend at Summer Jam, as she also made an appearance on Dream Doll’s livestream. 38 Spesh premiers a diss song towards Jim Jones, which also features shots at Jadakiss, Fat Joe, and DJ Khaled. The crew questions if Mal would tell them about serious life changes, and Rory comes up with a bachelor party idea. Uncle Murda fires back at Memphis Bleek, saying he has no fans of his own, The Game and YG both get their flowers at their Verzuz, and Jack Harlow previews a new song. LeBron finally makes LeDecision, choosing to end his career in Philadelphia with the Sixers, and the guys react to news that he will be commuting from New York. We catch up with the latest in WNBA drama, where a former teammate and partner accuses her ex of cheating on her with multiple rookies on her new team, and a caller asks the guys how she should handle her dude sending her videos at the club. All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-foreverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Hey, Portlandia fans. Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here. The Dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form. We're launching Podlandia, AEO, rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters,

and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made. And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Chrysler, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more. Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised, not just words, but a song about it.

Well, I thought you were all going to write a song. I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia. A.A.O. Rewatch on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the host of everyone watches women's sports.

It's a new podcast from Together in I Heart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka, showing out. Shout-hous to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Kashan Rocks. Boxing journey. She looks good.

Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports. On the IHeart Radio app. Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast. This is Chelsea Hamler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse.

The world gets crazier. And Yamanika is here to tell. whoever's responsible, you're the problem. Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika, and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Nick Tuturo. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, the longest yard, or Spike Lease Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, delivering happiness, Nick Totoro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins.

What are you doing my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now, we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Tuturo. It's called Happiness, Delivering Happiness. And many, many more. Open your free

High Heart Radio app. Search Delivering Happiness with Nick Tutro. And listen now. No. Damn, yeah. What's up? What's up? What about? Why did you FaceTime me at an odd hour? On a Sunday at 10? I just wanted to talk to you.

You always complain that. I don't answer your phone calls. And then when I call you, you never answer. Well, I was doing bedtime routine. I was making sure there wasn't like an emergency because you wouldn't call me at that time. It was no emergency. I stayed up late on Friday thinking that you were coming to the crib. Nah, man.

Meanwhile, you're out getting hookah. My home girl was in town. So we went and tried to get into Mira. I changed the sheets, washed the towels. Like, I thought we were going to have a girl's night. I was waiting for the tea. No, I'm sorry. Damn, you still were we up for girls night?

Nadia came into town, so we was outside. Nadia. You met Nadia. She was here from Atlanta. She came here. Nadia, Nadia. She came into town to see Melissa Jefferson as her cousin run in the finals or the championships or whatever track meet was here.

So we went out to, they were like, we want to go to mirror. I'm like on a Friday late night. Unlike homey on Vlad, I found out I'm not one of the girls. I was not in I thought we was gonna have a night in Yeah Nah they went out Did wash the linens

You had Rory washed the linens and everything Only for baby to eat To stay Pepperman tea ready to go Oh my gosh That was a perfect girl's night right there Yeah man I'm so sorry

That's how you gotta make it That's how you gotta look at it Oh no Amara destroyed it shortly Oh yeah This was Friday night She was at Summer Jam Which was in Jersey So she was like

I'm either gonna come to your crib before Or after She's like I'm running late for my brand pregame, like where she had to be, she was the toast of the town or something. Okay. So she was late for that. So I'm thinking like, oh, all right, cool. So around 11, you know, you start to worry.

Like, hey, not to be a nagging mom, but everything okay. I'll leave the door open. And she's like, oh, I just ordered blue mist. I was like, all right. Yeah, we all sides. Sorry, I got to go. I just love the fact that Baby Dee said she wasn't drinking. And then two weeks later, all she's been doing is drinking.

Yeah, I know. No, real shit, though. you know, I'm not even going to say I'm just going to do it. I'm not going to say it. I'm sick of you and you know what? I'm having a dry August, a dry September. I don't want to hear nothing.

That's what I said. I'm not even going to talk about it. You are a lush, except it, all right? She's pushing the release day back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You like Cali. I told her. I told her.

I'm Kelly. I'm telling you. She got inspired to drink. She saw all that doocee. She said, nah, summer gym is me. You know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I'm going to push this.

I'm going to push this dry August back a little bit. But this isn't like a shot at Summer Jam. I've had fond memories there. Going to Summer Jam sober would be crazy. Why? That's nuts. Prudential Center, Friday night. Now, you've got to be, like, you have to be drunk.

You have to be drunk to go to any concert? I said Summer Jam. What's the difference? I did two days at the whole show completely sober and was fine. That's what I'm saying. As a former alcoholic that you think I would need it. I was cool. Summer Jam?

No. But what's the difference in being sober at Summer Jam versus... I don't know. I don't know what he's trying to say. What he's trying to say, y'all? What's the lineup? The line up is a little slow. Listen, it's just dependency.

That's all it is. Now, Baby D came in here and says something and I'm ready to argue. So what I said... Yeah, what did you say, baby? First of all, before we get into that, we are back sponsored by Boost. That's true.

Unlimited Talk, Texan, data. What I said was that I enjoyed the Prudential Center Summer Jam experience more than MetLife. It felt more lit to me. More than the ones I had been to at MetLife. Why is that? I think because the venue was smaller.

Everyone is closer. Okay. It's easier for... More intimate. Yes, it's easier for the artist to go into the crowd. Like, I'm not going to lie. Like, Zetti Will. Shout out to him.

He had an amazing set. He had the crowd turned up. Him and the baby went into the crowd and had like, they were like standing on the crowd's chairs and had like the crowd twerking. Like it was a lot of fun. Oh, when I went, when I went June at through those chairs. Yeah. That's the error I come from.

Oh, okay. That's what's up. I mean, that's dope. But yeah, I enjoy. Remember when they started like bolting the chairs down? Like I know why they started doing that. And also. I was there the year before they bolted the chairs to the ground.

Also, the crowd at the Prudential Center is always a good time. Like me and Rory have expressed that we like going. Like if I can go choose between going to a concert at Barclays and going at the Prudential Center, for certain artists, I'd rather go to the Prudential Center because of who the crowd is. A lot of people say they don't like the sound system at Barclays. I'm not the biggest fan of it either, honestly. They raise a pretty good point. Yeah. I'm with you.

Compared to the three in the tri-state, yes, Barclays would be the lowest would sound for sure. Yeah. Which is weird to me because it's the newest. But it's not always the greatest. But yeah, like Zeti Will had the, like, it was lit. Like he's in the middle of a crowd, by the way. Like it was a, it felt like a party. Yeah.

Ironically, Jersey is the perfect place for Summer Jam. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Provincials would be way more fun than Barclays. All right. So maybe do you make a point. It's more intimate.

It was more intimate. Like, I'm not talking about. Like, obviously the lineup. No, because Summer Jam has had fucking incredible lineups. You know what I'm saying? But this one was good. It was about, yeah, it was about the energy in the room. Like, it was, it was good.

Was it the liveest party that's ever hit an arena? Those are my words. Those were the Flyers were. That's what the Flyers said. I mean, it was, it was lit. It was a good party. Shout out to, shout out to a 97. They did their thing.

Like, you know, it was good. I showed up, whatever. It was, it was fine. I was up in a suite, but even I felt like the energy. I miss Natalie. I missed a lot of it. I miss Natalie. You miss the baddies?

I miss the baddies. I didn't go. Yeah, like, I came. I came right after them. Yeah. Like when I was walking in, Carisha was walking in to go straight on stage. Like, so I, I saw, you saw, you saw Carisha pull out the go yard bags and start throwing money out into the front, into the audience.

Instead of like choreography or dancers, she should really just have people scrapping behind her. Natalie. Even if it's fake. Like, even how, like, big did the, the party and bullshit where, like, the whole crew would fake fight. Yeah. Like, she should have that, like, some real, like, kill-bill choreography fighting scenes behind her while she performed. Or just take a page out of Westside Gunsbook and have wrestlers. That too.

That's some female wrestlers on stage. Just for you. I have jade up there. You know what I mean? Let jade body slam a few people. Like, you know. That would be fun. Get a lit.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. So you had a good time in summer jam. I did have a very random summer gym, but I had a good time in summer gym. I was like I was first of all I was shout out to to Dreamdoll and pit bully and the streamer university kids. They were some of the people that were with the brand that I was with. And I ended up in the car with them.

And we got into Summer Jam like through the artist's interest because Dream was like, I'm performing. They're going on security guy. Dream was not performing. She's like, I'm performing. They're going my security guy right there. Like, but they're streaming all of this like at the same time. So they stream and sneak it. We're sneaking into the artist entrance to Summer Jam.

It was just, it was very random, but very fun. I had a good time. Okay, so y'all basically renegated. Yeah. I mean, we had a suite, but we went through like that we, we felt we cut all the lines and went through like the artist's interest. That's what's up. Lying.

Just lying. You just got to confidently lie. Yeah. I said walk with confidence. Like, I'm supposed to be here. Yeah, when people go to stop, you used to be like, I'm. Exactly. Yeah, just keep going.

All right, shout out the dream doll and pit bully. Mm-hmm. I don't know who pit bully is. Another streamer from stream. Is there footage that we can see of you? and Dream? I'm sure there's somewhere on one of her clips that they made or something like that, but I don't know where it is.

So y'all title, you got like a handshake nicknames? No. I just was of innocent bystander. She was a nice girl. She was sweet. Summer Jam creates lifelong friendships. So Dream Doll is cool. Yeah, she was super sweet, super down the earth, super sweet.

I like when I find out that girls, like pretty girls are like cool. Yeah. Yeah, very, very down the earth, very sweet. Yeah. She still has one of my favorite disc records World Time. Which one was that? Tori Lane's left Beijing all on her legs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember. That's a classic. I know that off the back. She went nuts on that. She ain't before on that one? That was a good time. That was years ago, though, wasn't it? I feel like 10 years ago.

Yeah, like that was so long ago. I feel like it was right before, was that right before COVID? It was definitely before COVID, but I'm like, was it right. It might have been a few years before COVID. Yeah, possibly. Yeah, that was, 2019. Yeah, that was, that was classic times. Boy, I tell you.

Damn, seven years ago? Shit. Yeah, man. We getting old. We getting old. I ain't going on my. You getting older, but we get old. Yeah, man.

I started adding morning stretching to my morning routine, man. I like it. You need it. Trust me. What's you, like, can you show us? My morning stretch routine? Yeah. Oh, I can't show you my morning stretch routine.

Nah, I can't do the split. Not yet. Probably like in another six months I'll be able to, though. Are you going to show us your progress? Yeah. I'll show you my leg. I'll show you where I'm at. I see that men have a hard time, like, bending over to the front and touching their toes.

Like, that's, like, a hard stretch for y'all. Do you try that? Yeah, I like, that's part of, like, the morning stretch routine is, like, being able to do that. You can't touch your toes? Right now? Yeah, I can. Yeah. You couldn't always, though, before the morning stretches.

Yeah, like, I could get close, though, but it was just, like, hammies was tight. Like, women can usually wrap around and, like, grab their ankles. Y'all can't do that. Ooh, I love when they could do that. When they could do that, yeah. That's when you get, yeah. I walked into that one. You're really into athleticism.

Yeah, like, come on, man. You got to appreciate the women acting. No, I totally fold themselves in half. Like a beach chair. It's good for labor. Yeah. And you play beach chair while they do it. Like, Jay and Chris Martin.

It's only right. Could you fuck through beach share? Like, let's say you forgot like your playlist was on. It was real to me. But you had like the peak. You're in the middle of it. I would definitely I hold on hold on

no no no let Chris get his shit off let him get his shit off you've never had to do that like in the middle of having sex like I can't I have to switch this on yeah yeah

absolutely as if not you're a psychopath you just start laughing it's like all right bro those first chords of beach chair I would start laughing I would start laughing yeah

do do do do do it's just it's just not for intimate time um demeris

were you happy that upstate definitely showed out. Oh shit. I forgot. That's why you was outside. That's why you was at Summer Jam. You was there for when Special at the stage? Yes.

No, I was not. There was special to. Oh, come on, baby. It was earlier in the day. I didn't. Come on. How you wasn't there when Rochester was in the building? Come on.

I don't fuck with Rochester. I don't talk to Rochester. I don't say that because now you are, I don't want to be on the next specialist. Let me talk. When it comes to upstate shit, we all been. together like Zip already mentioned that like when it come to upstate shit we all being together

when it's like one of us against somebody else so you should have been there we upstate Syracuse and Rochester all for you all are stronger together yeah yeah strongly together so you should have been there when Spess came out you knew what he was going to do I didn't know what he was going to do did what did he did he did well it was more so a Jim Jones this but he had a couple bars in there for Kiss and Fat Joe um but yeah a lot of that that energy was direct to it, which was weird because he put out, you know, he was, when he was on, he went back on Bagfield. Yeah.

And then he said that, you know, he didn't feel like Jim had a place to speak on, I guess, lyricism and, and rappers that, you know, really, really can rap. So then when he put out foolsmate, we all thought it was going to be in response to, you know, kiss. Yeah, he got me. Saying, you know, it's just about a verse. It's about a career. We thought it was going to be that.

But a lot of the energy. was directed at Jim Jones, which surprised me. I don't know if it's surprised anybody else, but I was kind of like, oh, I didn't think he would give Jim this much energy, especially, like I said, when he was on bag fuel and said he didn't feel like Jim was qualified to talk about bars and things like that. So I just didn't understand why he would give Jim so many bars if Jim isn't qualified to talk about bars or to wrap wit or against special.

Kind of threw me off, but, you know, nonetheless, the beef and on. Rap beef is back alive and well. 38th Spesh made that very clear with fools, mate. Yeah, I was with you. I mean, not to say I was super invested in this, but I thought when he posted that shit on Friday at midnight, we were getting a Jada kiss

this. Jim Jones didn't even cross my mind. But then after this happened, I did go back and refresh my own memory. Kim has a thing. Kiss barely saying thing, and Jim did do a full fucking video about it. Yeah. It would have been weirder if it was the other way around, now that I think about it. Well, because Kiss really didn't say much.

Kiss didn't say much. Had a whole video. I'm a sign my man. If you go out like, it kind of would have looked weirder if he would have just done a whole kiss-dis and then gave Jim one more. Yeah. Kiss didn't say much.

So it makes, when you look at it, it makes sense that he didn't go at Kiss crazy. We were just disappointed because that's what we want to prefer. We anticipated it. We expected that a lot of that energy was going to be directed towards Kiss. It wasn't. But now to the record,

fools mate. gotta be honest you know special is my guy fuck with spesh I just think he may have went a little too far with you know

putting Jim's Jim's lady in it like I don't think that that was was necessary it felt round two-ish to me like this is after a back and forth

and somebody said something coming out to cake going and someone's running on crazy so you're looking at it all wrong I'm looking at it like this is not even about rapping anymore. This is personal. Oh, nowadays.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I thought it was rap. I thought it was just, you know, just sport. But this, you know, special going at Jim's lady the way he did, this is not, this is not rap anymore. This is going to a whole other place.

Whether or not is warranted, you know, maybe Spech may have heard Jim say something that he felt like, you know, I want to take it there. You know what I'm saying? And I feel like there's, there's enough things out

on the internet about Jim that Spech probably could have written towards or about where he didn't have to put He didn't have to focus on He didn't have to focus on his relationship With his lady and things like that Because again when you do that That's basically saying like you know

We could take it to wherever you want to take it And I didn't want to go there But thought this was gonna be fun rap Yeah I thought this was gonna be fun Little sparring back and forth but you know I just can't see it being that energy anymore Unfortunately again I hate to see rappers get into shit like this, but, you know, it is what it is. The song is out. The telling part for me

was that Jim Jones hasn't, and I don't, I didn't check the timeline yesterday, still hasn't responded or said anything. Yeah, and usually like, even when that shit leaves. And usually Jim goes right back. It says something. He'll respond. He'll post something. So, you know, I don't, I don't know if that's saying something. Because remember Whipson, the original version of Wipson chains leaked with the clips at the... And Jim was right back. He had the microphone hanging in Harlem that night. Yeah.

Right back. So again, that says to me that, you know, this is, this is unfortunately not just about rapping anymore. This is more personal. It's going to a place where it's just, you know, you know, it's unfortunately, again, you talk about somebody's wife or, you know, lady, his relationship, that to some to many is crossing a line where it's like, okay, it's not about music and skill anymore. This is personal.

So it is what it is. But you know. I'll see what that one goes. But, I mean, luckily Demaris is there to, you know, diffuse any, any upstate versus the city type of vibe. She was there. She had a men's business. No, you don't. No, you don't.

You love getting in men's business. You love. You love getting in men's business. I don't let's stay by men's. Yeah, exactly. Or y'all. Exactly. Men's business, no matter what.

Y'all ain't even got no business. Who? What business are you? We used to. Shit. Yeah, I ain't got no business. I got a lot of business. That shit ain't really no fun, though.

Yeah, like fun business, not like healthy dating. I don't want to hear that. No. I'm always healthy dating, though. I have no toxic. If you're always healthy dating, then is it really healthy? Yeah. Why is it not?

Because what are you dating for? We're like, what's the angle? But sometimes the relationship just ends. Well, it seems like it always just ends. Yeah. So far, yeah. One day and one day I'll come in here and y'all will know that I'm engaged. We will never know that.

You would never tell you I'm engaged? No, I don't think so. You don't think I would tell you I'm engaged? Are you, you just, he podding. I think on Thursday. Thursday. There's no way Royer thinks that I would ever be engaged and he would know. I don't think you would come in here and tell us you're engaged.

You might text Rory. How else would you find out? You might text Roryo. Don't say nothing about this, this and that because I just asked this girl to marry me and shit. I would text Rory don't say nothing about me being engaged. I don't think you'd do that. I think you'd come here after a Patreon recording on Thursday and say,

oh shit. Guys, can you guys do Monday without me? I have to go to my wedding. Like that's what I think. Can you guys do Monday without me? All right. Maybe like damn, damn.

Oh, shit. Yo, you free Monday? You could rock with them. Yeah, get your shit up. You were rock with the funny as fun. That's what y'all. You're not walking in here and telling us, like, y'all, like, I propose. Like, you're not going to do it like that.

You don't think, how do you think I would do it? You don't think I would tell you that I'm engaged? How would you tell us? Like, how would you? I would probably send a call it, like a call y'all individual or send a message to the chat. Calling people individually is funny. You don't got to call me if you didn't get to. He said, you ain't got to call me if you can.

Oh, just text a group chat. Like, yo, I got engaged today or whatever. But I feel like there's so many steps. Like, you would have to tell us you had a girlfriend first. And you don't do that part. So that's why I'm confused how you're just going to tell us you engaged. Yeah. That's debatable.

I don't think I have to tell you I have a girlfriend. Like, you were just going to tell us you're engaged, but not tell us that you had a girlfriend that you felt. Sometimes we don't know we have a girlfriend. Yeah. And then sometimes your girlfriend be like, she got a boyfriend. So why would you be getting engaged to her? Because you got to find out she don't got a boyfriend. See what I'm saying?

Like once you know she ain't got a boyfriend, it's like, okay, we might as well get engaged. And even sometimes they got a boyfriend. Yeah. But if I get engaged, I would definitely. When I get engaged, I'll probably have a boyfriend too. It's crazy. That's what I'm saying. So it happens.

I mean, but if I say yes, then that negates my other relationship, don't. A man proposing to you know. Are you playing in the WMBA? He might not know. Yeah. Because you're technically single to you married. No, you're not. Would you file on your taxes?

Which one of these holes posted that and you ran with it? No. That's out of the whole relations. That's out of the whole relations book, book one. The IRS, the hospital. When I go, yo, unplug him. You ain't his wife? Nah, that shit don't matter.

It don't mean nothing. That doesn't mean you single. You're talking about it. You just don't have a contract that says you can make certain decisions. But that don't mean you're single. Like, that's crazy. To say you're basically single if you ain't married. Is he single?

Yeah. Everybody is technically single. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. We're not doing that, baby, Dee. We're not doing that. Listen, I'm not saying, I'm saying legally, technically. I'm not saying that I abide by those rules, but I'm saying that one could, one could argue.

One could argue that you're single. One could argue that according to the IRS, you're single until you marry. Okay. If you single at any, I mean, if you want a relationship, oh, that's my boyfriend, that's my girlfriend. I feel like after 30, it's like at any point, you can wake up and just like, yeah, I don't want none to do with you no more. Like that person can get rid of you so easily. There's no contract.

You can, but there's a little piece of paper. And if you, you know, do what you're supposed to do. Now we just got to go back to court and this, that, and the third. You can't just wake up and say that you done with me. We got a lot of shit to do before you get done with me. No, I can still be done with you. It's a lot of shit we got to go through before you be doing with me. Just legally. Just paperwork.

I could be done with you though. Okay. I just got to go. I got to go reverse some shit. That's all. Yeah. But I'm done with you. That's fine. I can have a whole new girlfriend everything.

with somebody else. Technically, it's just certain things I can't do until this paperwork is an null. There's a level of commitment. Yeah, that's all. But it's just paperwork. It's just the government. You can't say it's just paperwork.

It's just the government. It can't come between this thing called love, though. They can. See what I'm saying? No, they can't. You put them in between the thing called love. The government can't just jump into your thing called love. You make them a part of that.

Talk to the gays about it. Let's for another episode. That's Patreon. We wouldn't know him always married. We know he's divorced, though. That we would definitely know. Y'all would know I'm engaged, man. No, I feel like me and Demaris wouldn't,

but I feel like the after hours crew, Pige and Ryan would definitely know before me and Demar's. I would find out about more wedding because Hop would like post something. I would know if I was engaged, bro. Okay. Well, I mean, thank you for letting us know. I'm just like a bad friend. Like, I'm not.

It's a private one, which is fine. That's your choice. You're right there. If I get engaged and don't tell you all, that's a bad friend. That's an insane friend. Like, what friend doesn't tell you that he's engaged? Like, yeah, I would tell you I'm engaged. Don't do that.

I don't know if I would tell you I was engaged. But we know why you wouldn't tell us. Why? We would think you full of shit. Yeah, you wouldn't believe me. Yeah, I'm like, she's full of shit, man. I'll come with the ring and everything else. Yeah, she's full of shit.

She'd have met some nigger and this nigga to bought her ring and she just won't take it off. But she ain't engaged. Get that man his ring back. Take that ring off, baby. You ain't engaged. That's fucked up. Oh, I thought about what I want to do for my bachelor party. Tell us what you want to do, Roar.

That conversation. What? Yo, professional paintballing hit my algorithms over the weekend. A Bachelor paintball tournament. I almost want to, like, feel like we should call out another podcast and, like, take it to the paintball course. It's a couple of niggas. I wouldn't mind shooting a podcast. I was watching those warriors.

Those are soldiers on that paintball field. That looks like so much fun. Okay. Professional paintballing. Yeah. I mean, we'd have to start out as amateurs. but I feel like we go up the ranks. But what's the difference between professional paintball

and us just going to? Mall, those are warriors. What do you mean? They stormed Coney Island like fucking Normandy. Like, no, there's warriors there. Chief Keep is a professional paintball. I mean, you know. He's had a lot of practice.

I didn't say, it was going to take me some years to get there. You got to throw me in a certain neighborhood. Fortunately, Chief Keep has had a lot of practice to get to. With way higher risk. A lot more on the line. Way higher rifle power, too. Professional paintball, okay. No, it looks like a lot of fun.

And even if, like, we don't, you don't have, like, a full, full squad. Like, we could recruit and just meet, like, other paintballers and, like, start our Avengers. I've always wanted to get into paintball. Like, all at WTF media, like, what's good? Like, I'll see y'all on the court tomorrow. Man. Like, where's ed in that? You got to, you really want some problems.

Go, go do that with them niggas from, uh, what's the white podcast company? Barstool? Barstool. Go play paintball with their names. They got power in numbers too. I'm going to say. Go play paintball with them. Talk about WTF.

Yeah, we could set up a paintball. I talk to KFC. KFC, I'm sure he knows a quality like one in Westchester that we could do. Of course. Yeah. But like I'm down to train and shit.

Like if y'all want. How do you train for paintball? Like don't you just... Same way you train for war. Like we can hire some... Sometimes they just... send you to war. Some retired seal.

He used to be a time. I told you my cousin, my cousin is a Marine. He could train us. To what? Like he's seen, he's seen battle. Nigger the duck.

I know how to shoot. Teach me how to duck. Well, how did you could hide behind shit. Like this paint, I don't think that you need to be trained for paintball. There's a course. There's things you could hide behind is like.

I'm not. Well, you actually want to see Mall get lit up with no training. Mm-hmm. I'm telling you, these guys take, they're curving paint balls and shit. Curving.

They're currently. It's Angelina Jolie out there with Morgan Freeman. Look, they got tanks. Yeah, but he's out in the middle of the fucking look. See, he out of here. I would have been, I would have been hit reverse. Yeah, I don't got to, I don't got to like, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, I don't know if those are too slow.

I wouldn't want to be in that. Well, we could put Ryan, like, in that and just hide behind the tank as he goes, like, forward. Yeah. Because a little payback. A little payback for what they did. And he's, like, used to kamikaze me. We're like a GoPro. We'll never forget, Ryan.

Never forget. Look at the video he pulls up. That's sick. What was that? What was Charlie Kirk? What did you Google? I said paintball. Jesus Christ.

I think that that would be fun, Rory. I'm down to do that. Like, I'm almost down this weekend of like maybe test it myself if y'all aren't taking it too seriously. I'm golfing by myself now. Don't think I won't go paintball. You really, you need to start streaming. Man. Like, don't let me hit an outdoor world.

I'll get the whole get up. Like, you want to be able to see me in the bushes. Yeah, we got to get the whole, like the suits. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Get the body armor. Body armor is crazy. You're just a paintball.

I've been hit with paintball. No, they hurt a little bit more. Yeah, you need the body armor. You need the vest. You need the knee pads. But, like, I don't want to do it unless you guys really take it seriously. Like, we need radios. We need our own, like, signals, our own calls.

Like, if I do this. I like, you need to know that that means breach the door. Breach the door. Right. I was like, you, how long you. How long. You watch it. It's not you.

Like the way, you know how people go through midlife crisis and start doing marathons? My heart legally can't take that. Right. So you need. So I need to do this. Okay. And like if,

if I get a little winded, I could be a sniper, I feel like. I know the wind. I could do the clicks. Okay. I'm down. I'm definitely down. I'm with you.

That's a pain book. That's not a painball course. Yes. That's not a paintball court. We're talking about that. Yeah, that's like, that's Ukraine. That's real war footage. No, but they have shit set up like that.

Oh, me, I don't want to do that, though. That I'm not doing. But yeah, I'm down from paintball. Let's set it up. Let's definitely do that. I think it'd be a lot of fun. Hell yeah. And we go deep in our, like,

something tells me Biggs knows how to brandish a firearm. Yeah. Like, I feel like Biggs would be a good person to add to the squad. Yeah. We can definitely do it. I'm down with that. Tell Biggs he can't do paint. ball with his shirt off though or like his little muscle shirt he'd be wearing he can't do it

why we're doing paintball with shirt off it's insane wait uh you think that's an option like what made you what made you say that it's definitely like no shirt no shoes no service oh my paintball no shirt no shirt on right paintball um but yeah that's what i meant to tell you guys over the weekend like if it's not a bachelor party this may be my new midlife crisis you want to paintball as a bachelor party are we paying bowling against strippers or ain't bowling in strippers, right? That would be fun. And whoever you hit, that's what you get to hit? Like, is it it? It's like, no?

Okay. Never mind. Whatever. Why you make everything freaky? It's a bachelor party. Stippers and a bachelor party. You think they don't know what they're there for? You think they're there to like cook? You know, the fact that he couldn't think of anything else for women to do, like. What would, what else would a stripper be at a bachelor party for? Just somebody tell me, give me some option. Moral support? Moral support. Okay. Talking.

Talking. Mingling. life advice? I want life advice from a stripper. What do you try to say? I don't think strippers have like valuable life advice? For me, I don't think there's anything a stripper could give me advice about. Okay. Maybe another woman, you know, trying to figure out her life, but I don't think there's anything a stripper could tell me.

All strippers are doing that to pay their way through college. So they obviously have, just ask her major. I'm sure she'll be. Yeah, I'm way past that college threshold, though. She'll be a psych major. Nah, I'm cool. Never know. I might be able to help her out, though.

Show her the ropes. Like, you know, this is, you know what's after this, right? Maw. Hiding in engagement. Just by the sheer numbers, you know what's after this. If you don't get out now, right? Okay. I've seen it.

I'm just saying, I've seen it. I can help the young strippers. Like, listen, if you don't get out now, you know what's after this. All right, maybe this is a Patreon conversation, but I'll ask you, what do you think the cutoff? is of if you don't get out now, you will be selling pussy. I know you're against it now

and you just strip, and that's what you tell your boyfriend as well? Like, what year into the game do you think that they're like, well, all right, I might as well do it. If you're like 23, 24 still stripping? Six months into the back room game.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, once you start showing up at noon, like once you're part of the noon shit, like when the truck, like when the real truck drivers are there, like yeah.

Yeah, like you're on your way. You bought to. You're on your way. If you part of the news shift at any strip club, yeah. Yeah. You're on your way. It's coming. It's time to get out.

But I think they start you off at noon like when you knew. Like you can't just automatically get the. Yes, you can. Really? I know plenty of women that started stripping and they was not there at noon. It was there at night. Or you just pay the house fee. Well, in New York for sure.

It's not like they're doing tricks on the pole. You've got to show up. You just pay your house fee and you can dance. Maybe in other cities, yeah. They'd start out at noon. But if you did at 11.30 a.m. Noon. Somebody's getting fucked.

And they're watching like Judge Judy on the TVs. Yeah. You on your way. You don't even know. You are now in the queue. Holy shit. Any moment now, you're going to be right there in that motherfucker park a lot going in that fucking, going in that truck with one of them.

It's got to be weird to know, to be the last person to know you're about to sell a person. Yeah. You're viewed at noon. If you working in the strip club and it's noon, you're on your way. Damn. You're in the queue. That's a fact.

Well, Godspeed, man. Godspeed. Do whatever works for you. Yeah, I agree. No. Mall, are you like me? Do you hate overpaying for great wireless? Absolutely. Well, maybe you need to unlock savings with $25 a month forever unlimited plan with Boost Mobile.

It's a permanent price with no contracts. you can take them out for a nice dinner. And yeah, you should just like stop overpaying at this point. I feel like I tell you this every day. You do tell me this every day. BoostMobile. Based on average annual single line payment of AT&T Verizon and T-Mobile, customers compared to 12 months on the Boost Mobile Unlimited Plan as of January 2026.

For full offer details, visit boostmobile.com. Hey, I'm Ruby Carr, the host of the podcast, Encore. Check out our brand new episodes featuring music from the show that everyone is reheating as we speak. Heated rivalry. Join me as I go behind the songs that brought Shane and Elia together. I'll tell you the stories of Fice, My Moon, My Man, Wolf Parades, I'll Believe in Anything, and tattoos all the things she said, and how they all became a part of this global phenomenon. Stream encore on IHeart Radio, Crave, or wherever you get your podcasts.

What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the host of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and I Heart Women's Sports. Because let's be real. Women's sports is giving us way too much to talk about these days. So Kelsey Finler, she became the first female solo rower to go from California to Hawaii. My first thought is like, what's up with the snacks? Like, what are we eating? The highlights, the rivalries, the breakout stars, the moments to take over your entire timeline. And the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week.

Every week, we're breaking down the biggest stories across women's sports. Naomi Osaka showing out. She beat. Sabalinka. Shout out to you, Naomi. You get the palm, Naomi. You get the palm for that. Because we're not just interested in what happened.

We're interested in why everyone's talking about it. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports. On the Iheart radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, Portlandia fans. Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here. You know us or rather you know them.

Tony and Candice, Nina and Lance, Spike and yes, the chicken. We've played a lot of iconic characters over the years, but today we're showing up as ourselves to tell you about Podlandia AEO rewatch, our brand new podcast. Each week, we'll revisit an episode of Portlandia from the very beginning, breaking down the sketches, exploring the backstories of our most iconic characters, revisiting the Portland locations you know and love, and opening up about our creative process.

How did any of this get made? Why do we think that was a good idea? We're ready to talk about it. And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life, guest stars, collaborators and friends, including director Jonathan Chrysall, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more. Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised, not just words, but a song, a melody.

I thought he was going to write. I thought you're all going to write a song. I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia. Ayo, rewatch on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Jake Brennan. And on the Disgraceland podcast, I explore the wild lives of rock stars and unbelievable true crime stories from music history. These are the stories you haven't heard, the kind you'll end up telling someone else.

Like the time Paul McCartney spent in one of the world's most notorious prisons. Imagine that. You're Paul McCartney. It's 1980. You're an ex-beetle. And you're doing time in one of Japan's worst prisons right there alongside Yakuza gangst and for a ridiculous charge. Or the bizarre crime Lady Gaga is accused of.

Who is the artist Lady Gaga as being accused of doing the unthinkable to after allegedly stealing her music in style to become famous? And what about that time, Blondie's Debbie Harry escaped a serial killer? The man who had given her that ride she barely escaped from was Ted Bundy. Listen to Disgraceland on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Should we stay on messy rap shit? Let's stay on messy rap. Rap is messy anyway.

It's a fucking mess. We got to ask Bleak this week, man. How did this get here? I thought the bleak versus Yeo was... Shout out to our brother, Yeo, Uncle Murder. They sat down a million dollars worth of game. Shout out to Gillian Wallow. and I was confused about this rant that murder went on only because I think the last time, again,

I could have missed something. I could be wrong. But the last time I think I saw Bleak talking, I know him and Yeo have had their back and forth. And he said some things about G-U and things like that. But the last one I could remember, I think Bleak said him in murder was good. They was cool. He said they was cool. Like he didn't have an issue with, would,

with murder. But then murder on this last episode of a million dollars worth of a game, he felt a different way about it. And, you know, he said the only song he ever liked

from Bleak is the one that Jay wrote for him. You're underselling how loud he's yelling this. Yeah, no, he was, no, no murder felt away about this. He said Bleak ain't got no fans. He wanted to, you know, go Bitcoin for Bitcoin with Bleak.

He wanted to go house for house, bank account for bank. account. Murder said he took 15 kids to Disney World. If you've ever done the math on how much it costs to getting Disney. A lot of money. A lot of money. Fast pass? I don't know. You didn't mention the fast pass, but, you know, so I don't know, you know, where this, why this made the left. But I thought that Bleak said him and murder was, was cool. I thought he said it was good. But, you know, obviously murder felt away about it. I guess whatever Bleak had to say about his man, yeah, yo. So, you know. Well, hopefully we can ask Bleak this this week and figure out and get to the

bottom of this this internal Brooklyn beef. Yeah, man. Because I mean, I haven't thought the, and I don't know if it was more, no, I'm not going to put that on Breakfast Club, because they asked a grown man a question, he answered it. I thought it was a little corny with Bleak and Yeo going back, to be honest, like back and forth of, I understand both y'all men's are A-list superstar rappers. And I, I just didn't like it. As I just said, that's a nasty back and forth to me.

Yeah. I'm like oh we're the friends of the no I don't do that back and forth yeah yo as joints bleak as joints yeah both have good albums like yeah man this is this is odd I don't like it makes my skin crawl like yeah man I don't know shout out shout out to our guys yeah yo murder murder doesn't believe that though there's no way uncle murder doesn't like bleak's verse on one 900 hustler there's no fucking way he said he doesn't like one bleak verse maybe he's oh yeah well he I did say that. I'm about to say maybe he thinks that Jay wrote that for him because he said the only song he liked for Bleak is the one Jay wrote. I assumed he was talking about coming of age.

Yeah. That's what I was assuming because that's on record that Jay wrote that. I don't know. Either way, I'm curious to talk to Bleak about this. Yeah. This should be interesting. Let's see what the issue is and let's try to kumbaya and bring everyone together and you know. We need more unity in hip-hop, man. We don't need all this divisive in it. Yeah, we need what YG and Game did on Thursday. It was a great. great example. Yeah, shout out to Game and YG, man. And shout out to Dan Julio.

Shout out to YG. Shout out to Don Julio. Whoever it was. Yeah, man. Shout out the game and YG. I love the fact that they used that moment, that platform, to show unity between the city, between Compton. YG gave gamers flowers. Game saluted YG.

He attempted to do the best he could. Yeah. I mean, YG let us know that game was faded. You know what I'm saying? He was a little, he was filling night. after he took a whole bottle of Don Julio to the face. The front hump was my favorite with the girl on stage. Yeah, that was...

He wasn't from the Bahia. He did the front hump. That takes dedication. Yeah, yeah. But it was good to see those two guys on stage just celebrating each other and showing respect for each other's contributions to hip hop. Yeah, no, it was a fun, fun night to watch. Now, I see that they had YG, the official tally was YG went in 19 to 3. Some shit like that.

I don't know if it was that. Like, I don't, I'm not going to say, I don't think YG won, but 19 to 3 was, that's kind of crazy. Like, come on, man. He definitely won the first round. When YG started with BPT, I was like, yeah, that's, that's a win. I've seen, I've seen what that does in the club in L.A. When it comes on. And this was the voting system that I guess that Apple had.

I don't know, man. One blood versus big and back being blessed. I mean, to me, that's just a blood draw at that point. Like, that's drawing blood. I mean, one blood. I get it. I love that. That whole YG album is a classic front to back, no skips.

But one blood? Yeah, YG basically did, that's like iconic record. YG basically did his My Crazy Life album, right? Was it the like he did some other stuff in there, but he did the entire out. But let's not act like game doesn't have all of documentary that he should have done as well. Yeah. But it was a fun back and forth. And we kind of knew game was going to make it hilarious.

entertaining throughout the entire time. Absolutely. But not. While I was watching and I wasn't even thinking about like scoring it. No, it was, it was more so like, okay, they just up there having fun, having a party. That's all it was. It was a party, man. It was cool to watch YG as well because YG and I are the same age.

And, you know, documentary came out when we were 15. He was rapping every word to every documentary. Oh, man, you have to. Like, that was cool to watch because, you know, YG, I'm sure that was his favorite album. Absolutely. Like, so that was kind of cool. just to watch. Anytime game could not get through a verse.

YG was right there to wrap everything for. Yeah, he helped him out. After that, Don Julio, I was like, yes, it's going to get kind of difficult to hear game in about 15 minutes. Once that shit, start warming your body up, I'm like, yeah, they got about 20 minutes left before this shit might go left. My favorite part was, like, L.A. time, I think it ended at like 7 p.m. And game was that faded and still had to do postgame interviews.

Still had to do some interviews at Apple. But, you know, listen, man. He was having a good time. He was having fun. And like I said, it wasn't a battle. It was more so of just, you know, a party with him and YG and, you know, the city of Compton being represented from two different generations. And both of them showing love and appreciation for what they've accomplished. So shout out to Apple Music, shout out the Versus.

Shout out to game. Shout out to YG. And shout out to the, you know, the audience, man. Because it was a party in there. 19 to 3 is crazy. Yeah, but 19 to 3. I don't know if I'm scoring it. That's crazy.

Not 193. It wasn't that. But it was good, though. It was a lot of good records. I forgot how many, I actually didn't, but hearing that many YG records, you really realize how many records YG has. Like, he has a lot of records.

Just go to a club in L.A. on any night. You'll remember how many. And they put out a record with Timberlin and Swizz produced. Same day. They did the complex cover. It was cool. I liked this version of it. Yeah.

This gave some hope to verses, in my opinion. But I mean, I don't know how often you're going to get this type of scenario. Yeah, no,

this is this year. This is not something that can happen much. But it was dope. Like when we, it was first announced, I don't think any of us ever thought about

gaming and YG's doing a version. Never crossed my mind. But once they did it and you saw what it was, it was like, okay, this makes, this makes a lot of sense.

Yeah. And they got it done right. They did it the right way. Were you surprised by the name of the record they put out? No, red people? No,

that's, brand that's on brand what are we going to do for the artwork fits the fitch the aesthetic of of these two gentlemen um and the record it's hard this a sample that we know we're used to but you know they was on there they talking they shit they got their shit off on there yeah i fucked with it oh you philly fans i'd love to see it oh man the barbershops is packed oh you philly fans oh my god yeah i was actually a little nervous about the philadelphia 76ers even before Ron got there. So wow, there's the squad if they can stay healthy. Ron goes there. Oh shit, Nick's definitely got some comp. That's a squad. Now with all these moves you guys are making,

I'm not worried at all. Governor Shapiro deemed it LeBron James Day in Pennsylvania. He hasn't even played a fucking game. He hasn't even got there yet. He hasn't even stepped in for it. Does Alan Iverson have a day? No, he doesn't. Answer, no. Does Dr. Jay have a day? Probably not. He just not. But LeBron James, though, even though he hasn't played one minute. The way y'all are acting makes me the most unscared Nick fan of all time.

You guys are getting so far ahead of yourselves. LeBron is in New York right now. He's not even in fucking Philly. Right. I was nervous about the squad, and I guarantee you knowing Philadelphia fans, game one, opening day in South Philadelphia, they're going to treat that day like they just won the NBA championship. They're going to act that way.

They're going to run around the court with a flag. LeBron's, they'll probably retire his number. They'll probably put a banner up there on game one like they just won last year. That's how they're acting right now. They should have the Knicks play the Sixers first game. That'd be incredible. Season open at the Garden. Let the Knicks get their rings in front of LeBron and the Sixers.

Yeah, I like it. I like it. I like it. If the Sixes were at the stage, sets the tone. I like it. If they were acting just a little bit humble and like knowing that the squad that they have, I'd be scared of the Sixers. This is,

this is embarrassing how they're acting. I mean, it's a big, it's, you know, it's one of the greatest players ever going to a city that is a very big basketball city, big sports town. You know,

I understand it. Does Donovan McNabb every day? He needs one. No, he does not, but he definitely needs one. But this is probably the team that, I think me and Pete spoke.

about it that this was the team that probably made the most sense for LeBron like looking at the roster looking at the the lineup that they had once Jalen Brown went there um it made the most sense for LeBron to go there as far as just fitting into a team um but if I'm being honest I think it's nasty though it's nasty I think seeing like all of the you know the the the AI generated pictures of him in the Sixers jersey already like just seeing the Sixers on LeBron it's just it looks nasty I'm gonna just be honest it looks nasty I'm gonna just be honest it looks nasty nasty. I, you know, not speaking about whether it works, whether they win or not. You know, that's to be determined, you know, a lot of variables that go into that. Can they stay healthy?

Can they, you know, develop chemistry and all of those things? But just the aesthetic of seeing LeBron and the Sixers jersey, something just doesn't feel right about that. They're going to call you a hater. No, I'm not hating. I'm just saying, looking at the pictures. It's like, I'm hating. It just doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't look right. It just, it just takes, it takes, some time. I mean, he didn't look right looking in a Lake of Jersey either as far as I'm concerned. So, I mean, that took time to get used to. But just seeing them in the six, there's just something about it is just like, it just doesn't feel right. And again, I wasn't hating until I saw how Philly fans were acting, but that's on par for Philly fans.

Individually, they're great human beings together. They're the worst group of people I've ever been around in my house. So it doesn't shock me that they're acting the way they're acting. I just think they're set. themselves up for failure. And I'm not really a LeBron legacy guy because I really feel like LeBron is already one of the goats solidified. He had one of the most amazing careers. But this would hurt more than help in the scenarios. If he wins a championship, of course, tied with Kobe, tie with Tim Duncan. It definitely helps his career no matter what. But if he loses, I think it hurts more than it would have helped if he won. Because if you go to the,

on paper, one of the best teams in the East, to ring chase, which I also hate that term because who isn't ring chasing, but yeah, I think it hurts more than helps. If he does win the championship, then it's very interesting

because he would have won in every jersey, every city he played in. Fire. Y'all know how I feel about the bubble ring, but whatever. It counts. Yeah, to some.

To some. I don't think to the, you know, the legends of the game, I don't think that ring counts. but to some it counts, right? But if he wins in Philly, it adds to his legacy for sure. Yeah, no, it definitely does.

But I'm on the same side. If he loses and doesn't win in Philly with this team, with this starting five, then it definitely hurts his legacy. So I don't want to hear a guy, oh, he's 42. He's 43. What do you want him to do? No, no, no, no. Because if they pop champagne and win it all,

y'all are going to claim, though, he's 43. He still won a ring. So it got to be the same to go another way. If they lose and they don't win a ring, it has to be the same energy. So either way, LeBron James is officially a Philadelphia 76er. Yo, naming, and we don't know if it's true if he's going to live in New York, but naming LeBron James Day and then the very next day, LeBron James decides to commute from New York. He's only paying entertainment tax in your state at that point. Yeah.

He doesn't get a day What is he contributing to the city? Yeah, that's a little nasty Give him a day. That's disgusting. He hasn't even ran out the tunnel yet. Like, come on. Yeah, he's given Mondami and Brunson more money than he's giving you.

Yeah, like that's just a little nasty. But I understand the excitement behind it. Anytime you get a player that has had the career that LeBron has had, get a chance to see them in your city and on your team. You get excited about it. So I understand it. Why would- They still got to go out and play, though.

They got to. mesh. They got to stay healthy. You know, it's still still a lot that has to be done. Still need Jalen Brown Day. You do? In Philly? Yeah. Why? It's for the chemistry purposes.

Oh, like, Jailen might get mad about that? Yeah, but there's nothing Jailen can do about this, though. Why do you think he would want to live in New York and commute every day? I mean, I think that is, you know, it's New York. He said he's locked in. I loved his speech on Twitter. I believed him. Locked in, wants to give it one more go. Why wouldn't you just find yourself a nice little compound in Cherry Hill, New Jersey,

and just focus on basketball? Now you're in Manhattan every day? Yeah. That's rough for non-famous people. Take the chopper down the turnpike, you know? You'd be there in about 45 minutes. Every day, though, that's a... I just think living in the city just as...

I think that's rough for Knicks. Like, you don't even play in that city, I don't know. Is he going to stay in Manhattan? Like, sometimes people say they're going to live in New York City and they really live in Jersey. No, he's not staying in New York. If you're living in North Jersey, you might as well live in South Jersey and just be in Philadelphia. I think that he will be living in Manhattan. That's the only purpose that you would do that.

Doing all that to live in North Jersey is like, for what? Yeah, I think he'll be living in Manhattan. I don't think that he's going to be living in Manhattan. in Jersey and I think he'll be living in Manhattan and you know take the chopper right on the west side highway every day fly down you know fly down the turnpike 45 minutes

that's just so much sometimes it take you 45 minutes to get from the west side to the fucking canal street yeah if he was playing in the barclays it may take longer yeah so I mean you know a little helicopter ride down

the man in me is happy for LeBron though got away from his kid doesn't bother him at practice. You know, he finally gets like maybe two years for himself as a man. Get his own little man cave. He married his high school sweetheart. I know he's in love.

I'm not saying Brian's going to do anything nasty like as a bachelor pad, but I think he deserves after the dedication he did two years, the father will fuck away from his family. Every man deserves to abandon their family for like a year. His family's still going to be with him. He has his wife, his daughter. Are they going to stay in L.A.? No.

How old's his daughter? Is she in school? She got friends? I would assume so, yeah. Yeah, she might want to stay in LA then. Yeah, but I don't see Savannah staying in LA. Hell no. Savannah's coming to New York.

She will be in New York City. She dug that out in Cleveland. That's probably one of the reasons why he wants to stay in Manhattan. That'll probably be easier for her. She has her own business, her own podcast now. Listen. Can't podcast in Philadelphia? I mean, you can, but who the fuck wants to do that?

Gillian Wallow do. I'm sure they got moving in studio. I have a way smaller overhead than us. I'd love to do it. Yeah, why not? No, you wouldn't. But now that I think about it, like, yeah, we love when Mello came here. That was probably because Lala wanted to be back in New York City.

We never really give the wives so much credit in that. But, yeah, that's more of a market decision than anything. No, but he said this was a family decision. Yeah. That's what took him so long. Wanted to figure out what his daughter wanted to do. Obviously, his wife, you know, it's a lot that goes into that decision of picking up and moving. So he made his decision.

He would be in Philly. And that does feel like a wife thing. Like I ain't living in Philly though. Yeah. Like I can definitely have a wife like I'll go to the East Coast. But like we living in Manhattan, but like the outskirts of Pennsylvania. Even though Philly is nice. I was about to say like of course there's nothing like Manhattan in the entire world.

I understand that part. But I can like Philly is really just like some third rate city. No, but I mean. You can have a beautiful like. Life in Philly. But in comparison to Manhattan. Of course. I get it.

If it just costs us a 45-minute helicopter ride every day, they got it. I mean, that's his salary. Not that he needs it, but. Yeah, I ain't. Aren't they shooting a dock around this whole thing? That's probably why they need the air time. They need those 45 minutes every day to film. They got to get the B-roll, the Manhattan skyline.

You know, they got to get all of that. Landing in Philadelphia. You know. Oh, yeah. I think the arena has a helipad on the roof. That's fire. I think so. If not,

if not, they're not in a, I don't know, Rina have like a flat roof like that. They'll make it happen for, well,

there's that, I mean, they have the whole sports compound is there. I'm sure somewhere they could put a helipa. Oh, so they practice in Camden though.

Yeah. And it's a helipad in Camden at the facility. I ain't going to lie, man. I get it, but that shit causes a little, your team may start

looking at you a little like this niggas a diva bro. You flying in every day on a helicopter like come on, man. You better not miss no free throws. You flying in every day we down too, you better hit both of these motherfuckers. If I'm on that team, you better knock both of these down. You got the helicopter waiting for you to go back to Manhattan and we down too. You're at the frito line. This better be cash.

We better win this fucking game. Didn't that happen with Barry Bonds and the Giants? If I was, I was young. But didn't he like take another car and not? the bus. I felt like there was some big controversy before the steroids that he got on his diva shit and there was problems in the locker

room. They wasn't feeling buried that. Yeah, I mean, it's natural, man. Like, you know, if we're a team, let's be a team. Like, you can't get on the helicopter every day and get up out of here. But if everyone, nah, for, if everyone else is getting in their cars to go home or their car services, there's no big difference there.

Yeah, but it's just, I'm telling you, man. The ego is fragile when it comes to athletes and all of these players, like, It's fragile egos, man. And this would have been the first time that LeBron would do something like this. You know what I'm saying? He's not actually living in the city he plays in.

So, you know, it's just a lot of different variables to kind of throw in there. But either way it goes, he made the decision. He will be with the Philadelphia 76ers. And, you know, I think the 76s have quickly become the favorite to win it all. Yeah, this year. Which is crazy, but I hear him.

Their third? They're third? That third? Okay. Okay. See in San Antonio still? Got it. Nixon Sixers are tied.

Okay. Well, I was speaking specifically to the Eastern Conference, but, yeah, I don't know, man. You've seen Brunson under the umbrella this weekend.

Does he look phased? No. I don't even think he knows. Yeah. He even knows that Brian went to Sixers? Like, that's how locked in to his own. He doesn't care. He doesn't care.

I did see that. I seen the difference between being a Nick, getting into the clubs now, and being a net. It's a, it's a big difference. They tell you, right this way, sir, when you're a Nick. When you're a net, it's who you here with, who sent you? Yeah. While we're talking about the NBA, I do want to thank the WMBA because of the All-Star game. Peage was able to provide us with an ice cream social today with his winnings.

Yes, sir. Pige won $100 by betting on the WMBA All-Star game. And he bet the low. Peas is deep in them streets, boy. Well, look at that. We got an ice cream socialite. Listen, man, ice cream social out of it. I take you, Pete.

Thank you very much. I appreciate that about Pige, though. Anytime he wins, he's a socialist. Yeah, man. But he puts it right back into the- capitalist and a socialist. Yeah. You.

Put it right back in the community. For sure. Yeah. Who would have thought the WNBA All-Star Weekend would be crazier than an NBA All-Star Weekend? I could see it, though. Why? You know, listen, man, women get horny too. That's all that is.

There's a lot of parties, a lot of alcohol involved in an All-Star weekend. Everyone takes a break, you know, relaxes a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Everyone sees each other, all in the same small city. Where's Chicago? Yeah. Chicago is a big city, but All-Stars. It can get very small, though.

Same six blocks. When it's all-star weekend. Same six blocks. Your city gets very small when it's all-star weekend. Oh, it got messy. It got messy that I don't even know where the mess. Usually you can find out where the mess came from. Yeah.

This just sparked out of nowhere. Dijon. Is that you pronounce it, DeGene? Dijon. They was calling it Dejaun-on on the timeline. Okay. No, Dijunay. Dijunay.

Okay. She went out and tweeted, hey, since we want to get our LOLs off, can you make that, a little bit bigger? My girl says since motherfuckers won't be funny today, I'm gonna be hilarious. Yes, Nalissa cheated on me with Deja Kelly and Alia Nye and

many more. She said many more like it was like... Plus, plus, plus. Yeah. Poor baby. Were you aware of not least a slim, Iceberg over there? I wasn't familiar I wasn't familiar with her game on and off the court. I wasn't familiar. Because that's a big

three right there. Yeah. That's a nice little rotation. That's nothing to call fat. Yeah, that's a nice little rotation. Pretty women right there. And two rooks? Mm. You already dipping in the rookie pool, doing a little grooming. Get them early. Get them early.

They know not what they do. Stop. They know not what's about that. Let me show you the ropes. Let me show you. Yeah. A little rookie hazing. A little rookie hazing.

A little rookie hazing. It's all the same. You know what I'm saying? It's all the same. It is. I just feel like that's so bold, like, to be like. And they're on the same team? They do TikToks together.

Hmm. No one confirmed to deny if this was all at one time or separately. But the way they did the TikTok dances, it looks like they have chemistry. And if your girl go to the Aces, that's not your girl anymore. Right.

That's what I learned through this entire thing. After they did the whole family tree of cheating, if your queen go to Vegas, she's not your queen anymore. She belongs to the Aces and to Melissa. Yeah, Alyssa ain't bullshit. She's out there taking them down. I ain't know

Alyssa. I ain't know she was running through the league like that. Me either. It sucks because they were such a cute couple. Everybody was calling them goals and stuff. What that always happens. Y'all be quick to call a couple goals. And then when they break up and go through some messy shit,

y'all be like, that's crazy. They was just goals, though. I did it with Cardi and Offset. They was goals for years. They still are. Well, depending on what your goal is, yes. Like, all right, I would have traded for the angel of death for Nalissa. If I knew she was putting up these type of numbers off the court, she would be worth trading with Russia.

And there is something to say about her only averaging 0.8 assists. I mean, she don't pass. No, that's hers. Yeah, that's she hold the ball. I'm just saying she average 0.8 assists per game. Six boards though. Yeah, six boards. You know what I mean?

She's going to grab a rebound. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I get it. and I knew she was really like that not because of clearly her roster, which her numbers should be retired. She got on stream and didn't deny a fucking thing.

She did the best master manipulator thing you could do. Put on a red tie like you're in court to make a mockery of everything. Start there. Because now we're laughing. Now we don't even care. Before we were like, damn,

why would you do that to Dijon? We was feeling bad. But then when we see someone make a mockery of it, Now we're laughing at the other girl. And she brought up a great point, which master manipulators do, especially on stream on their chair. Yes. I thought she was in a happy relationship.

Why are you bringing up some shit from a year ago? Oh, that's the, that's the, I thought she was in a happy. Then I started sitting. It was like, wait, she's in a happy relationship? Yeah. Why are you bringing this up? Because the scene. And wait.

That's master manipulation. I take it back. She did something even, this is like elite level manipulation. she said whether she cheated on me or I cheated on her you in a relationship she even throw the option out that maybe she was the one that cheated it wasn't me as a manipulator you have to throw out both sides in a hypothetical whether she cheated or I cheated no no Alyssa's he's good she's good she's not good if she's

she's good that's some great manipulation right there it's not because that that just opens up so much what ifs yeah and what's the truth If you can point out the manipulation, it's not good manipulation. No, because we know manipulation. Those rookies couldn't. Those rookies don't know manipulation. They don't know what's going on. But, no, listen, that's good, though.

That's like manipulation textbook stuff right there. Just create the doubt on the other side, too. I thought you were in a happy villa way. Why are we even doing them? Why are we putting people's business? Now, Dijunet looked like she did something wrong. So you just want to create that doubt. that's all manipulators just need that window

to crack just a little bit for the lies to see through. Just open that window a little bit. What stuck out to me is when Dijunay made the tweet and she said, well, since y'all want to be funny I'm gonna be hilarious, which means that something provoked her. It wasn't just, oh, I'm happy in my relationship

and I'm still thinking about when we never see that. See, that's why the mass manipulator. You don't never see that. You throw the rock and hide your hand. It's a dog whistle. So whatever triggered her was, made specifically just for her. And then when she reacts publicly,

everybody's like, whoa, where'd that come from? And it's like, oh, you don't see where I was shot at. Like, because the silencer was on. When I take this motherfucker bazooka out, everybody just thinking I'm shooting first. And then she's wrong. And then she did the best way to like wrap up everything when you're a manipulator.

Like, you have to be the more mature, bigger person. Like, at the end of the day, why are we bringing this to the internet? Yeah. This is like, why? It's messy. Some real immature. She's like, this is why I don't even like mess with people like that. Yeah.

Like, why are we even doing this, right? I'm focused on the game. Yeah, yeah. The X's in O's. Right. Oh, Melissa's good. She's good. Who's her GM?

I feel bad for the GM because the GM has to move a lot of pieces around when she gets to the locker room. Yeah. You can't see people. You can't keep a five-person squad. Yeah. Neither of the rookies on the team anymore? Yeah. Up and out of here.

And when she was in a relationship before, they had to be. they got traded. No, that's a sniper. So Dijanae's new girlfriend, Jack is Jackie Young and she's on the Aces. Yeah. Okay. And you,

who do you think is in her sights now? Hmm. Okay. Listen, man. That's Willie Demon. Women can get messy too. That's all this is. The women can get messy to.

Oh, for sure. We talk about all the NBA mess. No. I mean, there's a couple of them fucking each other too, though. Huh? Yeah, but not probably not at the, I'm sure they probably are,

but not at the rate that I think the W. NBA is fucking each other. That's got to be the hot sports. I'd love to be invited to those parties. The WNBA parties? Why, Damaris. Do you want to talk to X's and O's of the game? Yeah, for sure.

Okay. See how the sausage is made? Teach me a couple moves, you know. A couple jab steps out of a box out. Hit the glass. Yeah. I'll get it. I'll get it.

It makes sense. Do you have the family tree? Because there were some NBA players that were involved in this as well. because some Yeah, some, some are switch hitters. Calling, Bisexual Women switch hitters is funny as hell.

So yeah, some NBA players got involved in this. Allegedly, because we don't know who's really fucking who. This is just the internet. Yeah, this is all like, like Nalissa said, you know, this is all just filibuster. Trying to distract us from the game. Yeah, this is just talk. This is my larky.

Let's focus on the All-Star weekend. But it kind of had me thinking, like, in watching some of the highlights of the All-Star game, you're in the sports. If one of them got like a Kylie Jenner body, would it mess with their efficiency on the court? Like, yeah, like, what if Caitlin Clark just showed up coming out of off-season

and just had the Kylie Jenner? Like, would that affect her three-point game, do you think? Yeah, because the recovery time is a few months. She's doing the off-season. Yeah, but the offseason is not long enough. You should need, like, months of recovery from that. Hypothetically. Like two months.

Yeah. Not that long. Well, it depends on what you get done. You get your boobs done. You can't take offensive fire once you get your boobs done. No, they take, they do it like this. No, that ain't going to be enough. That's not enough after a boob job.

And then if you get a BBL, like, you got the Faha on. You can't really jab when the Faha. You can't box out. No, but when's it's healthy. Oh, once you're fully healed, that's what I'm saying. But I'm saying that's not, two months is not enough time

to be fully healed from like a complete three, what are they called 360? Well, Lipo 360 or Mommy makeover. Mommy makeover, whatever you want to call it. They're gay,

so I don't know if the mommy thing. I just, I don't think we're that far away from seeing like a woman come to game one like with a full BBO. I think we're a few ways, a few years away from that. We haven't seen it yet,

I think she'll be. We've seen maybe a boob job, maybe. Definitely. some boob jobs here on that. I'm saying like a full on Dr. Miami. Like who is that? Yeah. There is no official or verified information showing that any NBA player has undergone a Brazilian butt lift. I'm saying full-blown like and they're in shape. Maybe took fat

from like one of her fat home girls and put it in it. That's the type of BBL. That's how it works. I don't know that's you can do that. They do that in the Bronx. Yeah, that's that. You don't want that. In private residence. Yeah, in the basement. You don't want that. caught all those people in Queens putting the shit they line the bathtubs with in girls' asses? Yeah. That's crazy time.

You want to ask that bad. You put anything in this motherfucker. But yeah, this is nuts. I can't even keep up with this tree. Listen, it's a small circle, man. The NBA and the WNBA, very small circles. A lot of these athletes went to the same colleges, same high schools. They know each other.

Some of them have the same agents. It's a very small circle when you really get down to it. So I understand how there can be some crowsies. crossover with dating and things like that. But, you know, I mean, it's fun. It's all entertainment. I think this is marketing. It helps to, it helps to lead.

You know what I mean? Like, people have more eyes on it now. Like, oh, word. I got to watch these girls now. They dating different women, the same women on the same team. I think it helps to leave. I think it's all healthy marketing for the WMA. I mean, listen, they could do another version of basketball wives.

No, this is the real basketball. Yeah. So I'm saying, like some real love island in the locker room shit. Yeah. That would get crazy, right? Oh, absolutely. I mean, they tried it with the race war and got ratings, but they have to find a new trick.

Yeah. Is Caitlin Clark gay? She's not? He said no. Okay. She focused on the game, bro. Yeah, she's not time for dating. You hoop like that.

You ain't got time for that. Can you imagine if she stepped out with a BBO? No. Wouldn't want to see that at all. No. What did you guys put me on in the term? What are they called? The white girls?

Fogs. Yeah. Like, what if she came? What? Pogs. Oh, Pogs. I'm going to say they're not calling white girls with big asses hogs.

Like who is doing that? What if Kailen Clark came back, 2027 season like pogged out? Like good pogged like, damn, who is that? That would take away from the shot. It's too much the base becomes too heavy. But what if she carried it will? Like what if she had a good trainer?

Base is too heavy. It's too, the lift. You got to have that lift on the shot. It's too heavy. too heavy on the base. You don't need that. Keep it light. They couldn't throw around the way they do now, though.

Keep the frame light and tight and, you know, just keep knocking down the J. That's all. I like Caitlin Clark, man. I love a kid. I love Kaylon Clark's game. Love a game. Did she win? No, she didn't win MVP.

No. Stew? hometown. Oh, John Quo Jones. Okay. Peach bet on that. That's how we got the sprinkles. Bet MVP as well.

Stooie is from upstate too, baby. You know that. Brianna Stewart? Mm-hmm. He's nice. That's Yukon legend. Yeah, that's Syracuse. Yukon, Latin.

She's from Syracuse? Oh, then you know she's messy. North Syracuse, baby. Brianna Stewart. She was from Syracuse and went to the Yukon? That's crazy. I remember when she was playing. How they let that slip?

Yeah, that is kind of wild. Yeah, I remember. She was playing by high school. They were supposed to show with that duffel bag. That same one Carisha had. I mean, is Syracuse women? basketball good? Not better than Yukon.

Well, of course not, but. Nah, I don't think they're that good. Okay. I mean, they had a year or two where they were decent, but... Yeah, but Yukon is good every year. The Orange Woman? That sounds weirder. I can see why that didn't work.

Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, shout out to... Shout out of Syracuse, man. Shout out Brianna Stewart. Lady Liberty. No. Today's show is brought to by presenting sponsor, Hard Rock Bet Mall.

Some sports fans think this. is slow period because football is not for a little bit. Malarkey. But on Hard Rock Bet, we call this baseball season. That's right. It's time to hit the diamond. There's a full slate almost every day for you to bet on your favorite teams and players. Build an epic same game parlayes and even live bet every inning from first pitch to the final out.

However you like to play ball more, hard rock bet has you covered. So if you're ready to step into the baddest box, sign up with Hard Rock Bet today and place a $5 bet. If it wins, you get $150 in bonus bets on top of your winnings. That's an extra $150 in your account. Sounds good to me, Rory. So download Hard Rock bet and swing for the fences today. Pay it on bonus bets, not a cash offer. Offered by the Seminole Tribe of Florida in Florida.

Offered by Seminole Hard Rock Digital LLC and all of the states, must be 21 plus and physically present in Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, New Jersey, Ohio, Tennessee, or Virginia to play. Terms and conditions apply. Concerned about gambling. Florida, you call 1833-play wise. In Indiana, if you were someone you know has a gambling problem and once helped, call 1-800-9 with it. Gambling problem, call 1-800 gambler, Arizona, Colorado, Illinois, Michigan, New Jersey, Ohio, Tennessee, and Virginia. Hey, I'm Ruby Carr, the host of the podcast,

OnCore. Check out our brand new episodes featuring music from the show that everyone is reheating as we speak. Heated rivalry. Join me as I go behind the songs that brought Shane and Eelia together. I'll tell you the stories of Fice, My Moon, My Man, will parades I'll believe in anything and tattoos all the things she said and how they all became a part of this global phenomenon. Stream encore on IHeart Radio, crave, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the host of everyone watches women's sports, a new podcast from Together and I Heart Women's Sports. Because let's be real. Women's sports is giving us way too much to talk about these days.

So Kelsey Finler, she became the first. female solo rower to go from California to Hawaii. My first thought is like, what's up with the snacks? Like, what are we eating? The highlights, the rivalries, the breakout stars, the moments that take over your entire timeline. And the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week.

Every week, we're breaking down the biggest stories across women's sports. Naomi Osaka showing out, she beat Sabalinka. Shout-houts to you, Naomi. You get the palm, Naomi. You get the palm for that. Because we're not just interested in what happened, We're interested in why everyone's talking about it.

Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports. On the Iheart radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, Portlandia fans. Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here. You know us or rather you know them. Tony and Candice, Nina and Lance,

Spike and yes, the chicken. We've played a lot of iconic characters over the years, but today we're showing up as ourselves to tell you about Podlandia, AEO Rewatch, our brand new podcast. Each week we'll revisit an episode of Portlandia from the very beginning, breaking down the sketches, exploring the backstories of our most iconic characters, revisiting the Portland locations you know and love, and opening up

about our creative process. How did any of this get made? Why do we think that was a good idea? We're ready to talk about it. And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life, guest stars, collaborators and friends, including director Jonathan Chrysall, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more. Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised, not just words, but a song, a melody. I thought he was going to write. I thought you were all going to write a song.

I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia. Ayo, rewatch on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Nick Totoro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, the longest yard, or Spike Lee's Black Landsman. But I'm also from Queens, which means I know pizza. And on my new podcast, delivering happiness, Nick Totoro, I deliver pizza from Prince

Street pizza to a new guest. You deliver pizza now? Then we sit down for a real conversation. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing, my belt? To Alex Rodriguez. Just to let you people know, we're talking to one of the goats here. To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am.

And now, we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Tutu. It's called happiness. Delivering happiness. Mariano Rivera. And many, many more. Open your free high, hard radio app. Search Delivering Happiness with Nick Tutro. And listen now.

Do you guys see Jack Harlow is trying to, he's trying to dabble. I think he was checking the temperature. He put out some little snippets where it's a good mixture. It's still in the Neo Soul sound that he created, but he's rapping a little bit more on it. Like he's trying to merge the two fan bases. But he's rapping again

It doesn't sound bad Can we get a low volume? I don't think we'll get flag Why is that Why is that hat I feel like That roll out happened We can move on in the next look

You want is Remy Shahn Still in the vibe That's friends Say you need to move on Maybe you should move on It's time to get you move on I guess I am your ex-boyfriend Not y'all hate this

I'm not your new wine But you don't want these flames You want someone With some new wines It's on the level you want To speak it to your flu wine I had to be in that I don't like it

Not bad I'm not bad I would like it better If that was Wale But you know That's That's gonna be the next rollout He's gonna

Walee gonna be in a remix No he's gonna be Wollet Jack Hala's gonna be Wale Okay I get it I get it You're not seeing the bitch shit No no I get it

I get it Yeah it's not bad though It's not bad It's a little more palatable than Monica was Monica was a little You know Wasn't terrible music

but it was definitely like way off brand for Jack Harlow. But this is a little more. I see what he's doing. Like you said, he's trying to merge the two. Like, he know he got to come back a little further on this side. Like,

it was more hip hop than that. Yeah, little samples that have gotten them to the top. Um, well, since both you and I don't have a college degree. And now that Cheyenne Bryant's college is actually registered as of May 2026, you think you and I could like maybe go get some degrees?

I mean, if, and Bryant can get a degree in cap and gown. $120 on Amazon? Are you going to invest in your future or not? I'm down to, yeah. I'm down to. You're sitting on a couch and your life is passing by.

Yeah, look at you. Look at you. What you're doing? This is crazy, though. Is it? Like, this amount of cap is crazy. Like, cap and gown. Yeah, this is, this is like, like, like, how much further is this going to go?

Like, because I don't think she's still, she's doubling down still. doubling down, she got the dean of students to create a college. Yeah, this is... But why, though? Like, why is it... I don't even understand her purpose or reasoning for doing all of this. You know why Mark is a great interviewer? Instead of cutting that gentleman off and saying, you are clearly lying.

He let him talk. And then gave him confirmation. Like, I just want to make sure you said what you said. Okay, no, keep going. Yeah. This is right on brand, though. Demarest, how do you feel about this? Like, do you feel like she's clearly lying?

I feel like, I feel, what bothers me is I feel like I, it bothers me that so many people care that she's lying. Like so many people care about, they're making her bigger by this being a thing. Oh, I think it's hilarious. Okay. Well, I think because people are like, like cut the shit. People at cut the shit level now. Like, cut the shit.

Like, give it up. But we know you lying. I don't think people care, but they're like, yo, bro, like, stop. This is like, cut, cut it out. you're lying. I think that's the level that people are going to them. Yeah. I mean,

I think it's hilarious and I want them to not cut the shit and like really double down. Like I want to see her valedictorian speech. I want to see it all. But Demirez, you took the time and money to get higher education. Is it not sort of offensive? Like,

I don't particularly care because I don't have a college degree. But you took years to do that and money. For someone to make a mockery of it, I can see why some people would be like, all right, like, what are we doing? For the people who have PhDs, I can understand them being irritated. But like her, the people who like listen to her and like get advice from her is just like kind of, I don't expect them to be very smart people.

So it's just kind of like it's a dumb person, fraud and people that are equally. Yeah. Not that bright. Like, you know what I'm saying? So it's just like I. It's a life cycle. It's like, why are you getting, like, why are you taking a fake therapist seriously on the internet for life advice anyway? so much that you're so mad that

she's lying about her degree. Because people are paying her. Well, that part is crazy. I thought it was just like her like making money off of like clips, like socials, like that. No, I think people are paying her for therapy. No, no one's paying her for therapy. You think, are you sure? I think life coach.

I think life coached advice. Yeah, she has some paywall shit. Yeah, life coach advice, not therapy. Scamify scammer. That's good. That's good. You made that up? I'm not. Scamify scammer. I'm not too fond of scammers and I don't co-sign and I think it's terrible when people take advantage of maybe the less intelligent. But also, if it's an adult, that's your fault, bro. That's what I'm saying. That's,

that's kind of where I'm at with it. Like, if you can get scammed like that, then- I don't respect it. I don't respect the scamming. But, I mean, get it how you live. Like, if people are dumb enough to do it, I'm, I'm, be mad you scamming an adult. Like, I feel like at this point you're trolling. If you went and got the capping gown from Amazon, like you're trolling you knew people will find that like that's great you knew people will find that has she has she had a release a set set anything host this okay yeah her entire statement was just moving the tassel to the other side and i also think that was the video she posted after all that not stand it up for her i also think that she ordered that just to make oh i think so like content

i don't think her point was this is my cap and gown 100% i think it's like this was for content and people were like oh, this is fake. And I'm like, I don't think she wanted y'all to think that it was real. Like, it's just. There's some smart scammers out there. No, she's leaning into this shit for sure. Yeah, like, but.

But is that like a Halloween costume? Like, can you order, like, when you got yours, it came from the college, right? Oh, I didn't, I didn't walk. Okay. I didn't feel like walking. I didn't go to my graduation. Because high school, they get,

if I remember correctly, just gave it to us. They gifted to you. Yeah. Give it to you. Or you might pay for it. I'm sure. college, though, it comes to them, but you have to pay for it.

You have to pay a lot of money for it, which is crazy. So all of those... Like, that should come with the degree. All of those degrees on her wall and certifications, all of those are fake. I'm just trying to, again... I just think she has every... No, I don't think all of those are fake, but she doesn't have her doctorate. Okay, okay.

That's the point. People were like, and you have all of... Everything else is framed except for your doctorate. It's not framed. Oh, okay, got you. I really didn't know the extent of what was happening. I just know that people are probably at the point where they, like, caught her in so many lives.

just like, yo, just stop. I think some of those have like typos and like more than capital. Oh shit. On her degrees? Yeah. I'll find out Paige Photoshop those for her. Pete, you should make some degrees for us. If anybody is on the internet

trying to sell you something, it's all a scam, bro. I'm like I'm not going to lie to you. Like, it's all a scam, bro. Well, I mean, one could say college with certain majors is that as well. They're selling you a degree. Yeah.

For sure. Not all, but yes. Some for sure. But no, we'll get more can, you know. Oh yeah, that shit looked like it came like. Tremont University. Cresden University. Yeah, I don't, I don't know.

I understand. Fordham University. Yeah. I understand people with doctors. Your doctor and the, I got my doctor. The school of Hard Knocks. I got my doctor from Fordham University. For sure.

Just the different fourth. Not the one my uncle got. No, my uncle Paul has the same one. Yeah, he was at, no, he was on campus. I was on the concourse. It's just a difference. It's just a difference. It was a few blocks away.

Oh, you and my uncle Paul are the exactly. Yeah, he was just a little different. He was on campus. I was on the concourse. That's all. It's a little different. That's all it is. Before we get out of here, do we have voicemails.

You've got mail. Hey, guys. This is Dom from Houston. I just have a quick scenario for you guys. So I recently told my ex that I will never speak to him again because I feel like kind of disrespect to me. And not kind of he did. So he was out this previous weekend for the World Cup, of course, as everybody was. He was having a ball.

He randomly texted me and was like, oh, my God, the club was so lit. And I was like, yeah, you know, hope we having a good time. And I jokingly was like, you know, don't. be texting me while you out with bitches or whatever because, you know, I feel like that's understood. It was a little key key. He then proceeds to send me a video of the big booty bitch that he is currently with. Swag. I watched the video and then all of a sudden you see the message, this has been deleted.

And I straight up was like, hey, nigger, just know that you'll never hear from me ever again. He proceeds to laugh at my message. And three days later, he texts me and it's like, hi, Dom, hope you're well. I just want to let you know I deleted that video because I knew you would take it the wrong way. Am I on the wrong for never speaking to him again? Let me know. No, I don't think she's in the wrong for that. I feel like they have an interesting relationship and she's leaving that part out.

Like, why would he feel comfortable even say, yo, the club is lit? I'm here with bitches. There's a follow-up. Oh, there's a follow-up. Okay. So I feel like I need to add an additional piece of information that I forgot about. Again, after I informed him that he would never be hearing for me again, he replied to that that message with laughing emojis.

And then he also replied, quote, niggas, those are just random people in the club, end quote. Mind you, this big booty bitch was the only person in the video frame. There was nobody else around nothing. I didn't see anybody else. He wouldn't even at the club. So again, I ask, am I being too harsh on this man telling him that he'll never hear for me again because personally I don't feel like I'm being harsh enough. She don't feel like she's being harsh enough.

He don't hear from her ass again. I mean, yeah. I didn't want to get on my, you know, Cheyenne Bryant graduate degree side, but he's doing that because he's gotten away with shit like that before and she's always came back and he knows that he could do whatever. He's running the muck. People know when they can play with you and they could just, you know, as soon or later, you got to really stand on what you're saying

and be like, you'll never hear from me again and the person will never hear from you again. But if you said that a few times and keep going back, then... When you tell a nigga, he never going to hear from you again, he already know he's going to hear from you. That's a fact. Everybody knows when the only time she's gone

is when she just disappeared. I was about to say, the only time you know you're never going to hear from her is when you never hear from her. Like, she just... That's my jam. I love that. What? Just like this.

Oh, I know. I know how you get. Ooh, that's my jam. Go she's my St. Patrick. She never sends you videos from the club when you ghost her. Man, listen. But also, they're clearly not broken up if like, if you have an ex and you send that type of stuff. Like, maybe I'm lost in that whole.

They might have a different type of dynamic. What would piss me off more about it is why are you sending a video of a, unless you're talking to a bisexual woman who like you have the relationship where it's like, ah, damn her ass fat. Like you know I want to see the fat ass. Yeah. And she seems like she's not like that. You're sending that.

It's like you were doing it to like. It's something like he sent it to the wrong person. To piss me up. No, but he was texting her about the club and it was late. He was trying to piss her off. Yeah. It was like you were trying to either piss me off or you're just not used to shit. He was texting on the beginning and moving fast.

Fucked, girl. He went to the wrong chat and sit the wrong video. That's what I thought too. That's why I got deleted immediately. Yeah. He said he didn't mean to send that to her. Or he was drunk doing stupid shit and sent him. it and then unsent it immediately, which I've done

before. I ain't never been that drunk. I've done it. Never been that drunk. Like, it wasn't like I sent it on accident, but I sent it and then didn't, after I thought about it, like my brain caught up to my fingers and I was like, why did that? What did you send? That was wrong. And unsend it. Just some, just sent like where I was at, like, before. Like, I've been out at a party and like sent like a video I just recorded like for my IG or whatever and went to send

it to a dude and was like, God damn it, it's a nigga and some prodders in the corner. Like, let me hurry to unsend that. I've done that. A nigga with some pradas in a corner. If that's what gets you... That's her version of a fat ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The prada's like,

you know, who prada? Whose prottis is those? The nigger with a prada is. I have on a deans. And a go yard back in a corner. Let me hurt for us in this, man. Yo, if you want a club with a nigger with some prada's on, he got a goyard bag.

I'm at home, not tripping. Pradas and goyard is a nasty car. I'm like, that's a really nasty job. She with the girls. How you said girls? That's one of the girls. Not worried about no nigger with no prada in a go yard bag at all.

I would not find that threatening at all. At all. Definitely not worried about that, nigga. Yeah, all. Prada's in a go yard bag. I'll be like, I'm dating a comb, that's type of niggins she like? Get away from me.

Yo. Like, niggas with prottas and goyard bags? Oh, my God. No, that's not my type. But there is a connotation that comes with those type of men. And that connotation is. They're going to spend a whole lot of money.

They're going to spend it like, they're going to spend it like it's coming out the faucet. And then once they get locked up, they snitching on everybody. you going to you going down too you spent some of that money to why it went to your account true yeah you going down in the rico 100% you part of scamma for scammer uh girl don't talk to him no more because obviously what he did like bothered you but it also seems like you still like him yeah no she just said i feel like i ain't being harsh enough she just said that she still because she want to go to his

crib she wants to punish him because he was having fun she likes him She wants to punish him because he's having fun, which is typical women's shit. She likes him. That's women. She felt disrespect because she likes, if she didn't like him, she wouldn't care.

If she didn't really still care about him, like whatever, she wouldn't care. Yeah, but you probably find that corny. Like, why you're sending me, like,

yeah, but we've been in that situation where we like somebody and they do something that you normally. Of course. Yeah. This ain't judgment.

Nobody's judge anyone. But like, to Rory's point, like, once you not even like, once there's no communication and you're not even mad anymore, you just hit that wall, where you like, all right, I'm playing myself.

I'm allowing myself to be disrespected way too many times. This person is playing with me way too many times. Like, I'm just, I'm over it. That's what I'm over. She still likes him. That's why. Because if not, she would look at that and be like, why are you sending me a video of Chew it in a car, yeah, like, you're corny.

But her, so her saying don't ever reach out to me again is like her saying her way of like she still wants to communicate with him. That's still keeping a lot of communication when you say. that. Okay. No, I feel like she probably feels like she means it in the moment, but like just she said don't ever speak to me and then two days later, he said, hey Dom, and she then said don't speak to me after saying don't speak to me. He spoke to her and she replied. They're probably together listening to this right now. That would be funny. But so he sent that video. She said what she said. And he didn't speak to her for three days. He didn't reach out to it. I think

she said two three days whatever she said a few days two days no he playing with her yeah he is he he having his way because he has before i'm not just known disrespected dom because we've all been on yeah yeah dom dom dom but yes he's he's doing that because he knows he can get away with it yeah he playing with you dom i'm a god i don't know you don't know you but he's playing with you he playing as a man i'm let you know he's playing with you let that man go sit him on the greener pastures send him on the greener pastures that's all send him out send him out behind the shed Put one in his head. That's all.

See nobody around that fat ass. He was not at the club. Yeah, yeah. That was the living room. That was the living room. He just got lights. Yeah, it's just vobby. It's vibed.

It's vibe. It looked like a lounge. He's smoking his own hookah. Yeah, he got a couple, you know what I'm saying? A couple, couple lights. You know what I mean? A couple of hookas and shit. Like, you know, yeah.

A couple little end tables and shit like that. That should start looking loungy. That's at the crib. It's a vibe. Just me and shoddy. Oh, man. I remember when my crew was a vibe. You got a vibey crib?

Now it's just, you know. Fire, you got to put the little things aside the socket. Nobody can't charge their phones. That's so accurate. You got to stop up all the outlets. No, literally all of them have it. Yeah, it's all good. Fucking TP in my living room.

Yeah, it's all right, man. It's okay. Daddy now. It's cute, though. Yeah. That get the, you know. I'm going to make the master bedroom. Just move all the vibes into that.

Yeah. It's the cave on the door. Yeah. Do that. I get the, I get the same. same IG ads that y'all get where it's like that 24 dollar light that'll illuminate your crib. Yo.

I saw one other night I was dooms rolling. I passed by them every time like, they almost got me. They almost got me. I was like, it's that way it's that clear. Like the stars look like that. Oh, yeah.

Northern lights and shit. Oh, man, they almost got me. They almost got me. No, the one they really almost got me with. But they had that little scammer shit where if you order one, they like triple it or something. Yeah. It was the waterproof one that you could put in your shower

or your bath. It was like, have a soothing. I was like, nah, that's for fucking. Yeah. That's what that's for.

Yeah. That'll make you reconsider having shower sex. Mm-hmm. That waterproof one, that's the one. Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah, come on. Come on. Come on, man. You walk in my bathroom. It looked like that. Water. You ain't leaving me.

Ah. You ain't leaving me. Where you're going? Home. You ain't got this. Your bathroom don't look like that. Your bathroom don't look like this is the crib.

My regular fluorescent light. Get comfortable. Get comfortable. don't worry about it take your shake I don't want to feel like I'm at the fucking aquarium in a nigga bathroom Yes you do Now I'm trying to take a shit I can't find it to all the paper as dark as fucking air

Yeah Why are you taking shit in this bathroom? This ain't the shaker Go to the shitter The one in the back of the hallway When nobody go down there You can't smell that shit Yeah that's the shitter bathroom

16 colors What's your favorite color? Mine? Yeah You don't know my favorite color? I don't know my fucking best friend of you What's my favorite color? Your favorite color is black

See, now you put me in a position if I say no, it looks crazy. I like that. I like that. Of course. Why you don't like black? Why you don't like what's wrong with black? Of course, that's my favorite.

Yeah. Of course it's wrong with Negro. Of course it's black. Don't ask me in Spanish. Of course the favorite color is black. My favorite color is green. Samezies. Look at us.

Well, that's on brand for you. Black green. Yeah. Black green. Rastafari. And I'm the red What's your favorite color? Give lavender vibes.

I'm not mad at lavender, but that's not my favorite color, though. I like olive green. I like olive navy blue. I like red. I'm earth tone. I like black. Yeah, I like a lot of different colors. If you, P says, oh, so he just names all the colors.

No, but I like, very specific. Because I'm an olive green guy over, like bright green's not really my swag. Yeah, like I like an olive green. I'm a forest. Yeah, like I get into that palette right there. And I love navy blue, but super bright blue is not really my, yeah. I like the darker. Yeah.

Black is what I was getting. Whatever's closer to black. It's the only color you like. Yeah, the darkest of purple. Yeah, yeah. That's me. Plum. Plum black.

I actually do like the color of plum. Plum is pretty. If it's the right plum. If it's the right, plum, though. If it's the right, plum, on my toes in the wintertime and then white in the summer. Plum on your toes? In the winter. Mm-hmm.

It got to be the right plum, though. It's like, it's almost black. Your feet, your feet start looking dirty. You got, you got black toenails and shit. Nah, it's close enough to black, but without being black. Yeah, you got to get the right plum. Like, brown skin girls got to get the right plum on their nails. You got to be the right plum.

If not, it's looking like... Marlowe got he pick out good nail colors. I'm going to hit Mara. Oh, I do. Oh, I do? I send pallets. I'm like, yo, no, get this one. Not that pink.

This pink. It's a difference. And then the base has to be like come white. like the like the like the like the like the like the foamy white I know what you're talking about you're not fluorescent white they call it nut white yeah nut white nut white little ballet slip of pink yeah I got palis for you baby they hit me

yeah I got you it's all good hit me I got you but you know what they say like they say like if you pick the color you gotta pay for the set I pay for your set it's all good all right cool yeah I set you all right for those sneakers from you nah it's cool he paid for my um my spa day so okay he's good for my birthday more man you bring it up old shit you like

like Nalissa. Dijana, you mean, fool. You, I brought it to the internet. Yeah, you brought it to the Netflix. I'm messy, man. What you doing, dog? Like, come on, man. Don't do me like that, baby.

I'm in need of a new comforter. Do you guys have any suggestions? Oh, my God. Speaking of Instagram, the fucking ad that kept popping up for the brand, what is it? I don't even want to get on that. But it was this brand that kept popping up.

Finally ordered it. Okay. Amazing. What is it? I'm not going to say the brand. We're not giving them no. the brand like what what product is it i bought a bought sheets oh it's okay okay i know you're about pillows and then i bought a comforter oh tell me off oh my god it's great oh my god

just sleep last night rory okay oh god is it cooling for the summer is and all right is it a down comforter or is it the duvet is that it's the down comfort okay i think i don't do the duvets no i'm getting i'm getting too old my knees i can't do a duvet yeah i'm not i'm not doing duvés i want to retire and i'm in need of a new oh god i'll send it to you they have so many different colors. Okay. I think I'm gonna get like three more, three more sets, three different colors. They got this chocolate color. Oh my God. Okay. I was looking at, I forgot, it's not, it's closer to an orange, amber. I forgot the name of the, that's what I was looking at. Yeah. I'm in that zone now. I'm in that zone. I'm in that zone. I'm finding out of, you know what? I'm getting into my interior

decorating bag. Since I spent so much time in the crib, I just be looking at she's like, you know what it looks right good on that corner right there? Yeah. And not enough, you know, the phones are listening, so they'll send it right to you. Oh, the moment you say anything, I was looking for, I was looking for a new nightstand instead. I don't even say it no more. I think it didn't it pop up. Absolutely. I was laying down.

I was like, damn. I know, I need new comfort. Comfort brand pop right up. I'm like, yo, speaking of which, I beat the Matrix. I beat Tim Cook over the weekend. How's that? I took Amara swimming. I went to my godfather's pool.

I jumped. I had my AirPods in my swimming suit pocket. I was doing cannon balls, jackknives, synchronized swimming laps. I was doing flip turns. Yeah, everything. Whole time. Air pods in the pocket.

Air pods pocket the whole time. threw them shits in a little Jasmine. Shout to Jasmine. They were working this morning. Okay. But I was in the pool for like an hour. I was like, why am I even put this shit in rice? Yeah.

These is cooked. This shit's worked. I might get electrocuted on the way home. Yeah. But they worked on the way. You able to charge it too? Yeah. No, they are fully functioning right now.

That's crazy as fuck. I have no idea how they're working. I really do feel like they're going to explode in my ear on the way home, though. Yeah. Like it's going to catch some water that the Jasmine rice didn't get. Yeah. Just put them back in the rice tonight. That's all.

Every night, just set them in the rice, man. Set it and forget it. Baby, do you good? I'm good. All right now. Where are you going tonight? Yo, when is the cold show? Coal is Saturday.

Friday, Saturday. At Barclays? I got my Friday tickets. Yes. Barclays? He's going Friday and one Saturday. No, we're going. I have two tickets.

We're going. And you know, it's row one. We end there. Yeah. I got row one to do. Yo, we in there. It's lit. Like, he's gonna ask us to wrap.

For the Johnny Peas, he got to put the camera on me for the Johnny Peas catty verse. I know the whole verse. I like that record. I love that record. Just to prove to you all that I'm, you know. Can you switch your tickets and come on Friday instead?

Does it work that way? No. Can you reschedule your appointment? No, I can't. I can't. And I don't want to be there when y'all there. Why? I don't want to go as a crew.

Why not? You always want to go somewhere as a crew. Now you don't want to see a motherfucker. Why? You don't never want to hang with me no other fucking time. That's what I'm a cold show. You want to hang. Fuck, no.

You're a cold fan. I'm a cold fan. I'm cool, daddy. Roy's a cold fan. We get to see Yoms. Yombs is on tour. No. See Yombs together.

Me and Yomi will be together at the Saturday show. Peace with Brooklyn. I'm not a cold fan? I'm okay. That's crazy. We, every, we've already done this two episodes.

This is not going to be the third. If he's not a cold fan, why is he in Section 8? first row. Why are you telling everybody where y'all gonna be at, first of all? They're gonna see us. So they're gonna know.

We in there. We gotta show out at the coach show. Well, you know, boss is having an after party at we did too. At Harbor. We did. I'm the bell of the ball.

We were boss and them. Who told you this bell? We know boss enough. We know boss and we did. And that's funny as far. Shout out to bossy. I love you. That's the homie.

The after party is Friday Saturday. It's Friday. Oh, so after the show we're gonna be. After the show that we're going to shut down. Come on, son. You think we nodded? He thought we wasn't there with Bob. Yeah, if you're on carpool.

If you niggins survived the let out. Thinking I won't survive the let out. So fucking funny. All right, well, we'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that, nigga. He's just ginger.

We going to see cold. Hey, Portlandia fans. Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here. The Dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form. We're launching Podlandia, A.O. rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.

And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Chrysall, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more. Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised, not just words, but a song. Well, I thought you were all going to write a song. I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia.

AEO rewatch on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the host of everyone watches women's sports, a new podcast from Together and IHart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka, show it out. Shoutouts to you, Naomi. The viral moments.

I've been obsessed with Kashan Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Nick Tatoro.

You probably know me from NYPD Blue, the longest yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, delivering happiness with Nick Titoro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing? My belt. To Bill Burr.

I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great. guests coming up, including the great John Tuturo. It's called happiness. Delivering happiness. And many, many more. Open your free high heart radio app. Search Delivering Happiness with Nick Taturo. And listen now.

This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse. The world gets crazier. And Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible you're the problem. Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men.

Do better or do less. So I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika, and I'm out. Listen to You're the problem with Yamanika on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This is an IHart podcast. Guaranteed human.