New Rory & MAL - Episode 535 | Bend Dat Sh*t + Juvenile & B.G.

Episode Date: August 21, 2026

Happy Friday! Baby D kicks off this episode with a discussion on how you can tell someone is dirty, and Mal apologizes to J.Cole after more information comes out about why he was emotional on stage in... Cleveland. The crew shares their favorite hairstyles, and some of the festivals that they missed out on. The guys share some ideas for a remix of “Spend Dat”, ask ChatGPT who it thinks will get married first, and give some advice to a listener who wants to ask a girl for a video prior to meeting her. Juvenile and BG drop by to talk about their upcoming tour, and share some hilarious Cash Money stories. Tickets to their tour are on sale now! Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-foreverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:01 Yeah, so yeah, no stinky feet over here, baby. You want to smell? You smell my feet. I will, I'll smell them. I'll smell your sneaker. You're not going to put your foot up to my face. Check me out. But Ma don't do too much walking. Nope.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Yeah, your feet actually smell really good. Come on, baby, Dee. Margo from the crib to the car to the office, from the office to the car to the crib. Like, he don't, his feet barely touched the ground. Yeah, he don't put no work. He just like, he floating, levitating this shit.
Starting point is 00:03:31 He don't put no work in for a room. He's never even seen the concrete. He don't even know. How are you feeling? I feel great. End of the week. Just here. Like, my eyes.
Starting point is 00:03:40 She's just been involuntarily moving walking the door. Oh, man. Like, it was just the moment he came in, I'm just like, ah, I can't control the ass. Jumi looks great for his age. He looks amazing. And we're going to move on to talk with Jubi eventually,
Starting point is 00:03:54 but we're going to kick it before then. But yeah, Juby looks great for his age. He was glowing. That's what money would do for you. You niggas ain't dirty. You niggas just broke. Stop. It's some niggas with money that's dirty.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Oh, yeah. For sure. Sure. All right, well, let me start with an Apology. Oh, God. Thank you. It mean it.
Starting point is 00:04:12 No, I mean it. I mean it. I mean it. I mean it. I know I don't speak with malicious intent. I did not know that Cole had a family of a fan who was in the audience. We recorded way before that information came out. I was talking shit.
Starting point is 00:04:26 I said Cole, it felt performative. Now, after the information came out, the family of his fan. Yeah. Passed away. I believe his mother was there. Yeah. Passed away from cancer. Colin Griffin
Starting point is 00:04:40 Was the name Rest in peace And prayers to the Griffin family So yes I apologize to Jay Cole I didn't, you know I sit here and talk shit about cold But I actually do for
Starting point is 00:04:52 I'm a cold fan But I'm gonna give him shit It don't matter But yeah I did not I was not aware of this So I said he felt performative If him crying for love yours
Starting point is 00:05:01 Obviously this has something to do with it So I do apologize Okay Thank you My bad bro Nothing but love Nothing but respect Thank you.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Well, I don't have a clapping's odd, but... That was gay, but it's okay. But yeah, y'all know, I'm just... I just told him, so I'm not... I'm not... I'm glad there was an apology there. I'm not an malicious guy. We all fuck up.
Starting point is 00:05:21 We, uh, we booked Juvie for a Palooza in New Orleans. Really? He performed? Not only did he perform. Somehow, I don't know how we got talked into it. Pete was during Essence Fest? Yeah, like four and a month. So we had... Paloza was from midnight to five a.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Like it started at midnight. Juvie performed at like $4.50 in the morning and absolutely smoked it. Damn. On time. No, it was a great performance. It was a really good time. That's dope. That was a fun, Paloosa.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Why did we agree to that? Midnight to 5 a.m. is absolutely insane. Well, did you sleep all there? No, we... There's no sleeping during Pulitzer. We flew in that day. We had mad time. You're checking at 3
Starting point is 00:06:11 I ain't asked for early checking You Yeah I've never been to Essence Fest I really do want to go It's great Yeah it's really good It's exactly what you think of this
Starting point is 00:06:21 And I mean Black women smelling good Yes I need to be there Just a few funky butts sprinkled throughout too though Why do you always have to be such a pessimist And like we can't ever just have a positive moment
Starting point is 00:06:32 You like That is positive I ain't wrong with the funky butts And make you appreciate the good butts right yin and the yin and he's a statistics guy with that many people only a few musty butts
Starting point is 00:06:46 were in the green yeah we're in the green great event can't wait to go back does curl festo happen they had it this year I gotta go to one though man yeah they had it this year Peach you was there
Starting point is 00:07:00 yeah we gotta go do you intentionally not tell me when was it it was like two weeks ago maybe two weeks ago july 25th oh come on random's oh my god we had mad free time on the 25th yeah come on dog we i would have went to curl fest i still have my curls then what's your favorite uh i saw a video and at curl fest and they were asking men um what's your favorite hairstyle on a black woman so ma'all was you trying to get me in trouble no what's your favorite hairstyle
Starting point is 00:07:32 on a black woman like what do you think like that's like damn like that one gets you like I'm a simple Again, I'm from the I grew up in the 90s man I'm simple I like Just give me a good wash and set Good wash and set
Starting point is 00:07:45 Go blow out That's you know so crazy That's when you compliment me On my hair when I have a washer set That's my era That's the The weave and the wigs I didn't know what that was in high school
Starting point is 00:07:54 That was like That's a new thing Like the good wash set Maybe some nice braids Or something like that If a girl's going on vacation Summer Camp Box braids
Starting point is 00:08:04 Or get the mic micro braids or something like that. That's when their girls used to be in the shop for like 12 hours. Yeah, good blowout, good washing set. They'll keep it simple, keep it natural. Makes sense. To me, that's my favorite, like, look on a woman. It's like very simple but nice, good bounce, good body to the hair, good sheen to it.
Starting point is 00:08:26 You let that light hit it. You can see the little highlights in it. You know, I'm from that cloth. I'm from that era, man. I like a good, just wash and said, good blowout. That makes sense. But I like when women get, you know, when they do, you know, the weaves and things like that, if it's done right and it looks good, that's fly too. But I'm from the Washington set era when it was $20.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Washington said Tuesdays. I think it was Tuesday. I got as much as leave. Tuesday and Wednesday. $20. Go get that. Good old days, Joe. I used to go to the Dominican Salon.
Starting point is 00:08:55 $30. Be good. Yeah. Like, $25.30 be good. That shit costs $80 now. And they call it a silk press. Silk press. Now it's a silk press.
Starting point is 00:09:03 $80 fucking. $100, $120. But even that's not bad. At least with inflation, they change the name. With other products, it's the same name. It's just double the price.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Nah, man, $100 for something that 10 years ago used to cost me $25 or I don't like that. Yeah. You're like, Shell needs to change their name. Exxon. Yeah. Like put an accent, make a fancy chalet.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Like, shell. This shit's way too expensive. You know, call this shit shell. She'll say. She'll say. Yeah. I'm feeling this tank.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Like, please make me feel better about this shit. That's crazy as hell. I just want to know. I figured I asked. What's your favorite haircut on a black man, on a black king? I'm back to just liking like just waves. Just like nice lineup waves. I do like locks.
Starting point is 00:09:53 I've never dated a man with locks, but I do like them. So how do you like him and you never dated him? Because I think I can recognize that it looks good on somebody. Oh, but you may just never have to. I've never had, yeah, no, no. The locks. The locksmen don't come from me, but I like a nice set of locks. I can call styles right now.
Starting point is 00:10:08 When they had a two-strand twist. Yeah, you want me to have style of right now? He might be uptown. But they had the two-strand twist. Like, you know, I'm into my older age, though. So, like, I actually, I like bald niggas now. I like bald niggas now because I'm getting to the age where, like, you know, men are 40 years old. I would rather you be bald than hold on to that hair line.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Go bald. I'm 40-plus and I got a full head. You are the exception, not the rule. You need to understand that. You're the exception, not the rule. How many niggins your age, you know, they got a fucked up hair line where they balled? Oh, no, I know some dudes that they was,
Starting point is 00:10:41 they shit was cooked when we was 22. Yeah. I, once they start getting that shit, start getting real bare in them quarters right there, cut that show. I have a theory, though. What? That's because niggas don't wash and condition their hair.
Starting point is 00:10:52 No, it comes because they mama, they're getting it from their mom's side. Niggas are not conditioned their scalps. They don't. They don't. It helps the, healthy scalp, you ever smell the nigger hat?
Starting point is 00:11:00 You ever smelled the nigger hat? You want smell my hat? Let me smell my hat. Smell my hat. I'm going to be honest if it's stink. Nope, your hat smell good. Come on, B. Don't do me like that.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Don't do me like that. Oh, I got it. All right. So you hear. You guys be having stink scouts. You ever going to nigger shower? Shampoo gone, conditioner to the brim. Niggas don't use conditioner.
Starting point is 00:11:22 No, they don't. It's just shampoo. Do you use conditioning? Of course. Yeah, you use, but you use like, you're popular with the women. Garnier fruit teeth. Yeah, you're popular with the women. So you're not saying that you,
Starting point is 00:11:32 sleep with a lot of men, but you have women friends and they put you... That will put me on a good product. Clean it up. Clean it up. Nah, come on. It's my guy right here. Well, I was going to say all bald men listening, take a photo the top of your head and flood Demaris's DMs because I think...
Starting point is 00:11:46 Yeah, why you might be fun challenge? You got to be fire. You got to be fire. You got to be more chest-up line. I'm not telling them to even show their fate. Just take an aerial shot of the top of your head and just flood Demaris's DMAS. No, don't do that. Ball's in the chat.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Balls in the chat. You got put the cue ball. Just put a cue ball. Put a cute ball in the chat. No, for all I do. I like the ball heads. I like the locks. I like a good wave.
Starting point is 00:12:09 I used to like the fuck boy haircut real bad until I dated enough. What's the fuck boy haircut? When they had, you know, when they had like the hair just at the top with the man bun and like the line up in the back. Or they would do like the braids in the front with the man bun. You dated a dented a nigga with a bun? Like, you know, like the bros. Like the braids like the braids at the top into the bun. And the sides were shaved?
Starting point is 00:12:31 Yeah. Fuck boy haircut. I thought I didn't know that was the fuck boy hair cut Fuck boy hair cut was when they when they swooshed over to the side Like a cow lick And then you started doing that No I thought it was more the foahawk like remember that era The foahawk era?
Starting point is 00:12:45 No it's like that they got it up on the screen like the Well he had it up on the screen I don't know what he just did before but it's like yeah They have like the taper in the back With it like yeah it's like that But when they were braided like like that to the right Ryan But when they were braided like that Yeah then they started braiding it back
Starting point is 00:13:02 Oh yeah not Oh, so like all the ball brothers, basically. Yeah. Gotcha. Yeah, I was always scared. Every player that played for Duke at one point. Yeah, any nigga that had the side shaved all the way down and would break just the top, I was scared of niggas like that.
Starting point is 00:13:14 You should be. Yeah, them type niggas I'm scared of. Because I feel like you're ready to commit a crime. As soon as you do, you're going to just cut everything off. So it's like, smart. You're halfway there. You want to go to the barbershop and like, you'll cut all this shit. I just shot two niggas.
Starting point is 00:13:28 You could just ask for a haircut. You don't have to, like, say. No, you let your barber know. I need a quick, quick cut. Quick cut. Yeah. It was like when A.Z. and Nas were at the barbershop and belly.
Starting point is 00:13:38 I'm about the blow. Done about the blow. That's still a nasty. Give the gun of the barber. Nasty scene ever. Yo, yeah, how funny. Well, I noticed you didn't ask me, but I didn't.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Any hairstyle that that woman wants to wear that day is my favorite. Okay. I'm never asking a white man what he thinks about black women's hair, prospectfully. That's fine. No, I know. That's why I said I know you didn't ask me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:01 But it would be what I'm. You like braids like most white women, most white men? Like, love the braids. What type of braids? Or afro. You love an afro and a braid. I'd love women with afro, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:12 You like afros? That's fine. White men love afros. If I go outside with my afro, white men compliment me the most. For real? I just. We feel like we're an ally. I just love it.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Oh, my God. Yeah. They love when your braids get grown out and like, you know, when braids get fuzzy, when the braids get grown all they love that they love when you got the Jim Jones no not dumb type of I'm talking about I've seen the mask of the gym bags box braids not straightbacks
Starting point is 00:14:42 I thought you want like cornrows like fuzzy the Jim Jones straightbacks is crazy white men compliment you when you got the fuzzy corn roses wow that kink is crazy I got a dip set kit that kink is crazy oh shit um
Starting point is 00:14:57 it's cool like if we compliment like we touch your fro too like at a stop light right that's cool That'd a stop like crazy. I love your hair. Like out the window? That's the white version of scrubs. On the passenger side of his best friend's ride, brooping my fro. Y'all remember no pigeons?
Starting point is 00:15:19 Of course. I'm from the Bronx, of course. They didn't play no scrubs without the DJ blending into that. Yeah, once that song came out, you couldn't play no scrubs and not play that one. Playing a bar done broke with your best friend, Colt, is. crazy. This is going to sound blast for me, especially after the conversation we just had. Don't do it. I think that gave no scrubs a second life. I really think DJs were playing no scrubs so they could blend it into. But that's part of what the remix is though. When you remix
Starting point is 00:15:47 a record or cover a record, it's to do that. It's to give it another. I mean, people still do. We saw it. What song was that Carter used from the imaginary player when she took Jay's in the imaginary players screams when I'm raised. Oh, for sure. Yeah, so that's still part of it. That's still part of it. If it's a good record, if it's a good record.
Starting point is 00:16:07 How not? We need, I don't know if the rappers these days are talented enough. With all the female rappers out there, why do we not have more no pigeon type remixes? Now? Yeah. It's like a layup at this point, I feel like. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Or is that too misogynistic? I just think the content of women. I think if there's a transaction between your pussy and me that makes you a whore. So somebody, so you're saying like somebody should definitely remake, spend that right now? I think that'd be amazing. But it has to be the, I don't know who the right rapper for that would be. I can't properly A&R that one. Who could remake spin that right now?
Starting point is 00:16:45 And how it has the talent. It makes it nasty and misogynistic? That has the talent level, though. I'm not saying a rapper now that could do a good remix with a good verse that people like whatever there's a million of those but like really really combat that entire song i don't think you really need the talent you need the personality it ain't like no pigeons was a some miracle miracle miracle shit like you need somebody who knows how to take the essence of the song have fun with it and reverse it and have fun with it that's what you need and i think that takes a special kind of
Starting point is 00:17:14 a male rapper definitely needs to remake spin that right now though i used to lay up spin that okay bend that shit You know I just spent that now Yeah I just spent it And that shit It's funny
Starting point is 00:17:30 Yeah Ben that shit If I was a rap I would have had that out Already No I'm about to write it I'm like to write it Me and Miami would have a video
Starting point is 00:17:37 And everything Ben that year Ben that shit If I just spent that shit Ben that shit Oh my Who could do it though But like you said
Starting point is 00:17:47 You gotta have personality You gotta have personality You can't be too cool Doing shit like that Like you gotta be Have fuck Kodak might be The one
Starting point is 00:17:54 I mean, they have a... They have history. Yeah. I don't, sorry. You didn't know that? What a... It was rumors that they had sex before, and I think Korea came out and said I never had sex. Had no idea about that whatsoever.
Starting point is 00:18:05 I was really just thinking of somebody that is charismatic, can actually rap, and is cool with a new generation. Yeah. Huh? In an elite for show. It would be in Ali. He wouldn't do bad on that. It would be in Ali for show. He's the one.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Young boy wouldn't be bad either, though. Yeah. Young boy wouldn't be bad for that. I would prefer N. Ali because N. Ali got so much fucking. Okay. So much personality. Hear me out. Blueface may smoke that shit.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Blueface smoked it. Blue face will smoke it, for show. For sure. Hear me out. Yo. With the amount of experience that he could pull from. The video could be crazy. Blueface might be the one for that.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Now that I think about it. Blueface remix that shit would be the funniest thing. That's fucking hilarious. With all of his baby. mothers in the video. Like, we could make an iconic moment with that entire thing. Yeah. Yeah, let's men do more like remixes, like clowning us for the things that we say.
Starting point is 00:19:04 I'm cool with that. I think that that would give Herbo. Herbo's funny, but. Yeah, I don't know enough about Herbo. He's not. Herbo's funny in a way, but not with music. Herbo's not funny on music. Herbo's just funny.
Starting point is 00:19:17 But with music, no. But I definitely think Blueface and Ali Chapo would be the ones. Yeah, somebody need to come out with Benet. No, Ben that would go crazy. What other female song who think would be like funny to remix? To flip. What's out now?
Starting point is 00:19:33 Ah-ha. Cardi, I would have flipped that. I fucked your friend like, ah, ha. Bitch, you mad, I already beat. Yeah. That bag is fake. I said, ah, ha.
Starting point is 00:19:47 You're like, what? Juvie would smoke that. That could be juvie. That could. Oh, yeah. Very true, Pete. That could be true. And again, it's not to take away from the women rappers and it's not rudely massage.
Starting point is 00:20:01 I just think men on the remixes would bridge the gaps more for those songs to play outside. Like, we could all have fun. We could have our, yeah, like. We could have our call and response to it. Like, we can't, we and Rory can't really be getting off Cardi at a hat in the spot. And, like, Cardi and Meg is a home run together no matter what. It's great. I love it.
Starting point is 00:20:17 I like when the women dance when the shit is played. But, yeah, we could have a nice gender wars fun at a party. Yeah. If there's more male versus... Bring back healthy gender war. Yeah. We need a healthy gender wars. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:28 And I'm saying that women are dominating, so please bring us up to your level and help us out. Yeah, rap got too. I think we need a hard reset. RWMBA. We need a hard reset. We need like a hard reset. The culture needs a hard reset. I think everybody needs to shut the fuck up for like three months.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Well, contractually, we can't. No, but I mean, like, if they, you know, they understood that it was a hard reset, so everything was kind of like, okay, understandable. So no podcast for a hard thing. No podcast, no streaming. Let me reach out to Netflix and see how I understand. No, no fucking streaming. No fucking mute. Don't drop no music.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Just silence. Oh my God. Silence for three months. Everybody just get with your family. Get with your kids. Get to know your partner a little bit. Everybody just shut the fuck up. Like don't upload a motherfucking thing.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Don't stream shit. We need a hard reset. I think COVID tried to give us a hard reset. No, COVID made it worse. Yeah. It's why we're here now. Yes, you're right. So we're just saying, yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:21:28 But I feel like... We all left with a phone. Like, if we didn't already have a phone addiction, we left with a phone addiction. Yeah, we need a hard, the cult, we just need a hard reset. I feel like it's too much, too much going on. I feel like it's too much, too many opinions, too much talking, too much, you know, just, I think we need a hard reset. I think that'll be healthy.
Starting point is 00:21:49 It's ironic you choose this time after your opinion went out there and we've been getting killed for the past, like today you decide the hard reset. What opinion? The one you apologize for earlier, baby. Oh, that's because I didn't know what's going on. That's different though. That's not, come on. See, see, y'all, like to me, when my tweets resurfaced, I was like,
Starting point is 00:22:07 yo, we should do a hard reset. Like, yo, why everyone on Twitter? Like, we should do a reset for the world. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm not even thinking about that. Like, but that is, I'm just saying, I just feel like it's just, I feel like everybody is just like on a site. cycle. Yeah. And it's like, it's just like, yo, everybody just chill. Relax for a couple. Two, two, three months the most. Just chill. And then let's get back into it. But I feel like it's just, everybody's just, niggas beefing. Niggas want to see beef. And it's just like, pause. It's just too much. I'm over simulated. Yeah. It's just, it's just too much. Just like, yo, I be opening my phone and I'm like, I just think everybody just need to chill.
Starting point is 00:22:52 relaxing, just have fun, man. Like, everybody's in this weird space of taking... They wrote tense. Yeah. They were tense. That's my thing. Just chill the fuck out. Everybody relax.
Starting point is 00:23:02 And it's become like a thing, like on the internet. Like, everybody just... This is another thing. Go back to only comment on people's shit when you know them. People who don't know you will comment on your shit in full-blown be like violating you, disrespecting you. And it's like... Oh, that's never going to change, though.
Starting point is 00:23:15 That's insanity to me. And they used to do it from fake pages. Now they do it from their real page. I started disrespecting the thing as grandmothers. I respect that. I don't understand. I understand. Like y'all finally doing it from the real bitch?
Starting point is 00:23:24 Yeah, they'll do it from their real page. Like you coming on my page. I hate your outfit. Oh, you ugly, this and that. But you got that's fair game. That's okay. No, but from strangers, you don't know. You say they hate your outfit.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Yeah. I bought her that Janet T, so they better not say that shit. Yeah. $200 tea. Yeah. Light janitor. As a grown-ass man, why are you like in my comments? Someone's something, you hate my outfit.
Starting point is 00:23:49 You hair fucked up. You ugly, this, this and that. Talking mad. shit and you got your ugly-ass kids and ugly-ass bad mother and dead-ass grandmother bones in your motherfucking bio now I'm talking about everybody no you're crazy as fuck
Starting point is 00:24:02 now it's open season because this is crazy because this is crazy. You do that from a fake pay. Oh because the nigga ain't like your fit. Oh, that's mad funny. Niggins say they don't like girls fits on social media is crazy. Y'all niggas is crazy. Like what world are you? I have never told a woman on social
Starting point is 00:24:18 media on a picture, y'all I don't like that fit like what? I think you commenting on a girl being ugly you get. Yeah. That shit is crazy. Like, you don't know. Like, that's so rare. Like, I don't understand going to people's comments to spread negativity.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Like, that's crazy. A nigga asked me, he was like, damn, the marriage must be like that shirt she wear it all the time. I say, yo, social media got you niggas head cooked. I can't wear my shirt that I bought more than once. Why are you clocking how many times I wore a shirt? I don't care about that. I'm letting y'all know.
Starting point is 00:24:47 If I bought something, I'm not wearing it more than once. I'm not a fucking celebrity. I'm wearing it more than once. Nick, I'm not Zendaya. I'm wearing my shit all the time. The fuck is wrong with you. And I'll tell you, Zendaya probably wear the same sweats every day, but when she's on the red carpet,
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Starting point is 00:26:10 Cheers! Open the free IHR Radio app Search video podcasts and tap watch On the new podcast Solita We share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I chose option B.
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Starting point is 00:26:48 Not a lot of people smile around here. It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is and not the lies you're sold about it. It can be a time where you push your limits, change your mind, or wake up to a new version of yourself. So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip,
Starting point is 00:27:07 I hope you listen to Solita on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Hayes-Davimport. And Sean Clements. We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook on the Big Money Players Network. Our show is extremely
Starting point is 00:27:23 accessible to first-time listeners. Each week, we talk to someone in show business, aka the biz, and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. Everyone has a good time, and no one gets mad at their publicists for letting them do our show. We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman, not that great.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Actually, can you help me, can you help me shape this? How about we flip it on his head? How about we flip the script? What is the surprise woman? Actually, you think is the straight man is actually the one who's acting weird. Adam Scott.
Starting point is 00:27:56 This entire time, you've been expecting Adam Sandler to come to visit the show. I would never expect, I would never set expectations for something like that to happen. If the universe allows for something like that to happen, I'm open to it. I'm always going to accept. You know, Danny McBride, fine. Yeah, it's all this fragile masculinity exuding. I could smell it walking on the hall. hallway, to be honest with you.
Starting point is 00:28:25 I was like, is that weed? Nope. It's fragile masculinity. Ben Stiller, no. Because a lot of times out of context, people don't get it or even know what a circle is. You know what I mean? They're like, oh, what's the state. Everyone's so dumb.
Starting point is 00:28:40 And fake. Right, fake and also not interested or just like, oh, I've got my life. I don't care about your life. And a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. Oh, and by the way, Will Ferrell told us personally he loves the show and he wants to be a guest on every episode, but he's just so busy. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:29:03 I'm Nick Totoro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, the longest yard, or Spike Lease Black Klansman. But I'm also from Queens, which means I know pizza. And on my new podcast, delivering happiness with Nick Totoro, I deliver pizza from Prince Street pizza to a new guest. Are you delivering pizza now? Then we sit down for a real conversation. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins.
Starting point is 00:29:25 What are you doing my belt? To Alex Rodriguez. Just to let you people know, we're talking to one of the goats here. To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now, we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Tuturo. It's called Happiness. Delivering Happiness.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Mariano Rivera. Oh, my God. And many, many more. Open your free High Heart Radio app. Search Delivering Happiness with Nick Tutro. Now. Yo, Baby D asked me earlier, what would I rather be? Smell pissy, smell shitty.
Starting point is 00:30:01 That's what y'all talk about? Smell like mildew or smell musty. Which one would you rather do? All right, so hold on. Smell like, shit, pissy, shill do, or a must. But the worst of all the sense, like the strongest you could think. I think smelling pissy is absolutely crazy. I think.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Must, I think. You would take must? I think must. See, you being white, that makes sense. I don't understand why people are dead. Do you know how bad mildew when it's that? much moisture like, it smells nuts.
Starting point is 00:30:29 I would rather smell like mildew than to smell like, I'm not gonna say what, but you get in a certain car and the window's been up and you're choking on the smell, you need to roll the window down, you're choking on that smell.
Starting point is 00:30:39 I would rather smell like mildew. Wait, what smells is it? You know what I'm talking about, bro. I'm not about to smell like straight, like raw onions and motherfuck. No, I can't. Yeah, but I'm talking to my mom must, though. I'm not talking about somebody else must.
Starting point is 00:30:53 I'm to my mom must. Like, I'm never going to smell like that. But I'm not. know when it's like, damn, I got to go get back to the crib and shower. No, I'm not, you're talking about sweaty. I'm talking about musty. Like, when you, somebody lift their arm up and you're like, hmm, like, who that? No.
Starting point is 00:31:07 So you've rather. I'd rather the mildew. I'd rather mildew. Because mildew is just clothes. Your clothes is like, you know, you wash them and then dry them, yeah. Like, yeah, I'd rather that than like smell like straight onion. Somebody smell like, mm-mm. Oh, see.
Starting point is 00:31:20 At car. No, y'all got, yeah. You have to get out to the Outerboro suburbs when mildew is. building up in somebody garage or someone's basement. It smells fucking crazy. I said must. Yeah, must to me. I'm not smelling like no mildew.
Starting point is 00:31:36 But I mean, you know. No one chose shit or piss. My home girl sent that to me, both me and my sister picked mildew. And my home girl pick must. Okay. Well, let's take out those two. No, I'm not. The other two is ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Nobody is. Well, now you have to pick. No, I don't. Shit or piss. I'm cool. Me? I'm never small like shit or piss. I'll die.
Starting point is 00:31:56 Yeah, give me death. Give me death before I smell like shit or piss. Because why do I smell like piss? We got to dig deeper. Why do you smell like shit? Did I piss my? No, because you can smell like shit like, you know. You stepped in it.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Yeah, but piss. I peed on myself. No, you said the highest form. I've stepped in dog shit before too. And I was like, what's that smell? Like, damn, it's under my shoe. That's the highest form. Bro, that's the worst.
Starting point is 00:32:20 You just ruined everybody day. Everybody like, who's the, you get in the car? You in the car? You got shit on it? And you look in this you, now you got throw the whole shoe away. Oh, yeah. Stepping this shit is hilarious. Like as an adult.
Starting point is 00:32:32 So I got kicked out of serious. I did that shit maybe like a month ago I was mad as fuck. You stepped in shit where? I was walking. I was walking home from the gym and I was just doing my little walk. And I'm just like on FaceTime not paying attention. Oh, there you go. I felt my shoe.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Walking outside on FaceTime is crazy. What are you? I'll be on FaceTime walking. Yeah. I'm walking around on FaceTime. You too love FaceTime. That's your thing. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:32:53 If I'm in a crib or somewhere, yeah, I'm not walking outside. In the world on FaceTime. In the world. That's funny. I'm not doing that. Demaris, I've been in the backseat of a truck with Mall in London, Houston, everywhere. I'm thinking I'm having a full-blown conversation with Mall.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Meanwhile, he's been talking to somebody on FaceTime the entire time. I'll be on that phone. Oh, yeah. I'm having like real life conversations and shit. Oh, you're applying to somebody on FaceTime. Okay. If we're in the car, then, you know, that's dead. But walking around, I'm not on FaceTime walking around.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Yeah, I'm on Facebook. That's how you get. That's how you end up a nigga hitting you upside your head. now you sleep in the hospital you got where your survival skills at those are my survival skills that's one of the reasons why I'm always on FaceTime
Starting point is 00:33:34 because like last night I was walking late I went on a late walk I was on the phone like yeah so now you know what I got on you know where I'm at if somebody snatched me real quick like oh let me look at the surroundings all right this is where the Maris is there look at the surroundings when that phone hit the floor
Starting point is 00:33:49 and that shit is face down on the sidewalk let the body send the thing that nigga ain't going to know where you had he's going to hear mm-hmm me that's all he and he
Starting point is 00:34:02 and a nigger ain't got survival school to fall he'll be like yo yo fam
Starting point is 00:34:07 call 9-1 I hate when people have no survival school oh my god that shit
Starting point is 00:34:14 are people bad in a in a crisis like in a crisis that shit irritates me fight or do you
Starting point is 00:34:22 flight like which one no I None of the four. I mean, it depends. Which one of the four apps? Like in a crisis?
Starting point is 00:34:27 It depends. In a crisis, like what? If the building's on fire, I'm getting fuck out of here. No, but I, okay, like, let's say, let's say I start choking. Are you going to freeze? Are you going to be like, what's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
Starting point is 00:34:37 Or are you going to start giving me to hymlet? My Heinleck. If you're choking right now? Some people, so, for example, I was drowning at one point in Turgots and Kekles. In my birthday, I was in a pool and I was actively drowning. My best friend, very good swimming. How was you drowning? Actively.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Because I went, I went too deep. I don't know how to swim. So I went too deep into the pool. I went to step. You know how pools have like a step-off? Why are you in the pool and you don't know how to swim? Listen. In the deep end. You know how, no, I wasn't in a deep end. You know how pools have like a step off? It was a foreign pool. I didn't know like underneath. I'm sorry, what's a foreign pool?
Starting point is 00:35:09 This pool speaks French. We, we. In America, the deep ends on the right side. Yeah. The water goes to sit. The water spins this way. But it had a sharp, like when you're walking in certain pools, they have a sharp. sharp drop. It's not like the hill
Starting point is 00:35:25 just goes down and it gets deeper and deeper. It'll have like a steeper drop. And I'm short. So I just stepped and disappeared under the water. So I'm like waving my arms like come save me. And Alex I could literally hear Alex like you dead ass right now. Like are you dead ass? Like you dead ass drowning because she's scared. Great swimmer.
Starting point is 00:35:43 She's scared. Somebody else hopped in and got me. But she's sitting up there staring me like don't piss me off as I'm drowning. And she was like well I was scared. Describe the act of like where you. I was like above the... The only thing when I was above
Starting point is 00:35:55 was like this like from here I just think it's crazy that if you don't know how to do Maris doing the drowning bit again
Starting point is 00:36:05 you fucking up the vibes yo go sit in the cabana and chill Marco why are you in the water I didn't I really was just like
Starting point is 00:36:14 chilling and then I didn't expect that to happen but I'm literally like Alex like calling her she I can hear her saying don't piss me off if we're on vacation
Starting point is 00:36:22 and one of the homies start drowning I ain't going to lie he got to stay the room for the rest of the day. Don't come outside, fam. Like, we're not here. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Why are you in the pool? You don't know how to swim. So people who don't know how to swim should never get in a pool. Yeah. Unless they're learning to swim. That's so stupid. If you don't know how to ride a bike, you're going to go get on the city bike? That's different.
Starting point is 00:36:43 That's completely. It's the same thing. Because you can chill in a pool and not know how to swim. Every time you, I'd just be standing up in the pool. Like, you go into the short part and you stand up. Yeah, but obviously you was somewhere where you wasn't supposed to be in the pool. I just told you He was chasing a waterfall
Starting point is 00:36:56 I told you I accidentally Well you gotta get floaties or something Put a floaty around your waist or something It's my fucking birthday If I want to drown I can drown Just come saying Now you know what She said something right there
Starting point is 00:37:05 It's your birthday If you want to drown You know what We'll save money on the headstone It'll be the same day No we're gonna put that on her headstone It was a birthday It's a year and year
Starting point is 00:37:15 We don't need to put a day Yeah I just Also saving my man drowning Like I don't know if I want to do that I'm not saving my man's. That's crazy. My man just going like this.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Yeah, if you start drowning next to me, fan. I'm about to pick you up. I'm going to save you. I'm going to let my man drown. I'm going to save you, but we ain't friends no more. That is so ridiculous. Where's your survival skills at? How are you drowning?
Starting point is 00:37:44 Also, how do you not swim? How do you not know how to not drown? I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy. The water you are. was in? Whatever. There was no undertow.
Starting point is 00:37:56 I think it's crazy that people don't know how to swim. I'm going to just say that. I'm not going to say that, but how do you not know how to swim is like not knowing how to ride a bike. That's a very privileged take. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Yes, it is because not many people get exposed to large bodies of water where they would learn how to swim where they even have people around. Exposed to large, we're on planet earth. You know how much water's on this motherfucker? If you was at like a big wave beach
Starting point is 00:38:17 in Trinidad or whatever the fuck, I'd understand you're in a pool. A lot of people don't find the edge. A lot of people don't get exposed to pools more and not everybody has been in a pool in their life that's what I said I think that well don't let the first one be on vacation it's very simple if you ain't never been in a pool in your life don't let the first one be in turks and this is why I hate that's all I'm saying this is why I hate the gas lanes happen have you been exposed to pools and large bodies of water yes but I'll talk about
Starting point is 00:38:42 mall saying I feel like everybody should know how to swim I feel like everybody's not a response to but we're saying you've been exposed to it and don't yeah no that's perfect that's perfectly I'm me, I just never went into swimming lessons. That's like, that's definitely on me. I was just his generalization. Swimming lessons. I ain't saying you got to swim like Phelps. I'm just saying just know how to tread water and just, yeah, don't drown.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Oh, okay. That's what's up. That's simple. That's what's up. Nobody ever told you how to tread water? I mean, I know how to doggy paddle. Yeah. Obviously not.
Starting point is 00:39:16 What doggy were you? I got caught off guard and I started panicking. That's what happened. Oh, and then when you panicked. you tense up, your body turns like a stone and that's where you go straight. So you mad at Alex are freezing up. Meanwhile, you're freezing up.
Starting point is 00:39:27 That's crazy. She had no reason to freeze up. Like, just come grab my hand and pull me. Like, there was a man. She mad. I would have been mad to. Like, come on, we're on vacation. We, we, we, we, now everybody at the pool looking at us.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Like, we did. Well, it was the pool was at the Airbnb. It wasn't like a, I would have never done that at. Oh, okay. So the pool was at Airbnb. Oh, okay. So it's okay. So it's okay if you almost drowned and it's just y'all.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Nobody saw that. Like, it's just, you're out of the house. That's different. That type of drowning is different. It's us. But if we had a resort somewhere and mad people see you. Nah, like, I wouldn't be panicking. Madda keep asking you every 10 minutes.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Are you okay? I would be mad embarrassed. I would just drown, like, silently. Like, I wouldn't, like, try to get nobody to save me. I don't think there's no way to drown loudly. Like, much you can't. I can't hear you. It's pretty quiet.
Starting point is 00:40:11 I can't. I can't hear nothing. Even during the perfect storm, Mark Wahlberg died mad quiet. I promised they didn't hear a word. Like that. Did you leave like an Airbnb review? Like, yo, your forum pool was mad drowning. Yeah, your forum.
Starting point is 00:40:23 You need to have a bilingual pool next time? No, I didn't. But I should have because that's dangerous. Did you fall on a pool? Oh, yeah, I did fall in the pool when I was in Curacao. Oh, that slip was legendary. That split slip into the, that was crazy. And you ain't know how to swim.
Starting point is 00:40:42 The crazy shit. The person I was with was like, yo, bro, like if you would have fell over that edge, you'd have just been, you'd have been dead. I'd had had no idea that you was dead. and nobody would have believed that I didn't kill you if you didn't have that on video nobody would believe that I didn't kill you yeah we gotta we gotta put a
Starting point is 00:40:56 that's that's the problem with clumsy women there's like you gotta watch now like the you're gonna be suspect number one because they can't walk right so we gotta put a kitty leash on you know the leash when you go to six flag you see the parents with the we gotta put that on you when we go outside
Starting point is 00:41:11 because there's no telling with demaris she didn't went over there what is she doing over there somebody go get her please that's what we're getting for you baby right there. But when we go out, I'll be like, I think that might be worse
Starting point is 00:41:21 if they find her drowning in a pool with a leash on. With a leash on. Yeah, no. You wrapped it around my neck and kill me. Not because we put that on baby deep. We can be chilling. Once the lease start moving like this,
Starting point is 00:41:30 we like, oh, hold on, man. Like a, yeah. We start reeling her back in. Like, all right, she drowned. I am that friend that when, like, I'm at parties and shit like that, I disappear.
Starting point is 00:41:40 I'm definitely the friend. I'm like, where the fuck the mirrors go? I don't, I'm in the bathroom, like decompress it. I did that to y'all one time. My birthday. You're taking me out from my birthday. You wasn't decompressing, nigga.
Starting point is 00:41:48 I was crying on the bathroom floor. All right, yeah. No, but I do do that. I'll just disappear. I'll disappear. You disappear because you told that nigga you were asleep. No, I told you I had a mental breakdown. I literally told you had a mental breakdown.
Starting point is 00:42:00 Don't even, come on. I literally told you all that. No, you did. Yeah, I had a whole mental breakdown in the bathroom. I remember that. We definitely did not know where you were at, though. Like, I was like, you, it was y'all and Sean. Just have, no.
Starting point is 00:42:12 I was Sean with us? Yes. Yep. Having a, y'all was. No host. And Delilah, y' ain't had no bitches. Zero. Because we would celebrate your birthday.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Like, we could have, like, once you left, we was like, damn, we could invite us and moz. Yeah, like, had I known he was going to have a mental breakdown and drown in the bathroom. Like, we could have fucking, we could have had some fun tonight. Yo, our L.A. trips used to be fun, man. Listen, we can still do them. Do what? L.A. trip?
Starting point is 00:42:41 Yeah. When? We're both, we're all just as wash as we were then. It's not like the plan to be that much different. Well, that was before you had a kid. So you used to kind of be outside with us. Yeah. Rory's still bad.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Rory been outside this summer. He'd been to six concerts. How many concerts you went to this summer? I went to Chris and Usher, J. Cole. I think that's it. We're going to K. We're going to Kailani on Friday. We're going to Kail.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Oh, JZ twice. You went to see Nas. That's four. I'm at four. I'm at four. Well, I'm going to pass. JZ was two. He went to JZ twice.
Starting point is 00:43:15 But that's four. one artist. It's not this. I was out too nice. But it was two concerts. Okay, so five. Yeah, five. Mm-hmm. Okay, the Naz, the Naz thing was a FIFA thing and Nause happened to perform. You outside. You've been at events. That was a Nive concert. That was a Nive concert. That was for work, though. You've been, you've been to events. I'm just saying, you've been out this summer you've been, you've been outside.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Is that outside? For sure. Yeah, that's outside. A concert is definitely outside. I feel like not doing anything whatsoever and just going to a concert isn't really outside. Concert is outside. You surround about that. people. It's a lot going on. That's outside. That's like adult outside of me. It's like you wait a month to go to God's. I didn't say it was kitty outside. I just said it was outside. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:56 You called a stroke at the JZ merch launch. Really adult. That's that Matt six, right? You're going to see Kaylani seven. No, I already put that was already in the account. Oh, okay. And that's why we can go support our brother Dixon. Nah, you've been to something else, man. You don't welcome to Kaylani.
Starting point is 00:44:15 I think you went to see Teres Martin. Terrace is probably in like the winner or something. Nah, fan. We're not doing that. It's something else we're missing that he was at. Yeah, he's been outside. I ain't a lot. He been outside.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Sounds like he has great musical taste is what this guy sounds like. No, listen. Great events. I'm not saying this bad events. Sounds like this guy's really well-rounded. I'm not saying. Listen, I'm not saying it's bad events. I'm just saying you've been in the mix a little bit to some of them. I don't know if a concert's the mix.
Starting point is 00:44:44 I feel like you went to a first. festival. First of all, no, don't do that. I don't feel like a concert to mix. The majority of the concerts you just named your ass was backstage mingling and dingling. No. Oh, Waleigh. Well, that was part of the stroke package. Yeah, but that was... Hey, yo. Pause.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Went to see Waleigh, took a picture. What's my man, Deuce? McBride. Well, I mean, listen, that was... Listen, I get it. I understand. I understand. That was for the city. I understand. You had to put over the city. I get it. I'm just saying you've been outside. Yo, did you see that random picture of Freddie Gibbs at Carl Anthony Towns wedding? No.
Starting point is 00:45:20 That has to be to cover his next album. I assumed it already was. That has to be to cover his next album. It's like a drone shot. It's like a drone shot and Freddie is the only one looking at the drone. I didn't see it. Right there, that one. Look at Freddy.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Look how good that photo is. That has to be to cover his next album. Bross and I comic photo. That has to be to cover his new album. One million percent. That's how you look when you paranoid when you feel like your girlfriend is in the spot.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Like you ain't supposed to be in the spot and you feel like one of your girlfriend is there. And then you see a drone? Yeah, you be outside. That's how you be. And you just know the camera for that drone is right on. You're like, feeling. Feeling that way at Carl Anthony Town and Jordan Wood's wedding is a crazy feeling that.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Yo, that is her lap. You look your friend. That's the cover his next album. I would hope so. One million percent that's the cover his next. And yeah, just like blur the faces and make it. Yeah, we can make your artsy. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:46:14 that we don't have to get no you know signatures and no no no no permissions blurt of faces yeah but that's definitely that that that has to be the cover phrase call it non-lives or some shit congratulations to Jordan and Carl Anthony towns congratulations to Kat and Jordan yes beautiful wedding everybody's getting married everybody's getting married we that that defines everybody getting married me when am I getting married when I find somebody who has emotional intelligence financial intelligence and the mental capabilities to be a partner and an individual at the same time when i find that then i'll get married got you did chat gbt put the the lines in between each one of
Starting point is 00:46:55 those not i mean i know it's hard for you for you to comprehend you can't read you but you know what's wrong what baby d was really giving you to breakdown on when she's getting married that's when i get married when she found somebody with emotional intelligence financial intelligence. And the mental capability to be both an individual and a partner at the same time. The mental capability to be both a partner and a individual. And an individual at the same damn time. A lot of people lack that. So. I know that's right. I hear that. Well, we're going to take a way and get a word from our sponsor. Right. Oh, no, no. I just want to say, when should Demaris get married? Are you, is that what you're asking, chat, GPT? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:39 burning down a forest for unnecessary conversations. It's going to burn either way. There was no water in Flint to begin with. Yo, Chad GBT is mean. I'd put her marriage window around 34 to 37. That's not that bad. It's two years from now. Yeah, that's right on par.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Chad GBT might have did something. Like what? That's two years ago. I can't see the marriage being married five years from now. I can't see being married five years from now. Marriage? Five years from now? Five years go quick.
Starting point is 00:48:12 It'll be like two, three years from now. Two years from now? You think you're going to be married? Two, three years, yeah. Darius cut the shit. I'm dead us. Married two years from now. Can we, can we timestamp married two years from today?
Starting point is 00:48:24 That's why I said, Chad, Jimmy T was bugging. And I didn't even get into Wyebe on Moore being funny. I'm not being, I'm not. We ain't even, we ain't even, we didn't even, we didn't even got, because you being fucking funny, bitch. I'm sorry. I'm being funny. I wasn't even thinking about that
Starting point is 00:48:41 Baby Dee Oh Lord I promise you I was not thinking about that I was not thinking about that until you said that I Baby Dee I promise you
Starting point is 00:48:53 That's not even when my mind was going What chat JBT said? I put her marriage window Around 34 to 37 Oh shit Not because she needs to wait But because she strikes me as somebody Who won't get married
Starting point is 00:49:05 Just because a relationship Is going well She'd need to feel like And I quote I know exactly who you are. You've seen every version of me. And I'm still not suspicious of this. And then Chad GGB put a laughing emoji.
Starting point is 00:49:17 I don't like that they laughed at their own joke. Me either. The person I could see her actually marrying, calm but not passive, somebody who doesn't turn every disagreement into a two-hour debate, but also won't just let her steamroll him. Chat GBTGBT doesn't know your gaslighten ways.
Starting point is 00:49:33 Funny in a dry way. Mm-hmm. Oh, they know me. He has to be able to roast her back. If he's intimidated by her mouth, it's over. Double entendre don't even ask me. How come he didn't put a laughing emoji there? Hmm, admit that. Yeah. So now we good. Secure as hell. Her job involves so about a relationship, sex, celebrities, coworkers. A jealous
Starting point is 00:49:55 person would lose his mind. That's what Chad Gigi says. I'm reading the shit for baby. That's a lot of it. A jealous person would lose their mind at me smelling more hat. Uh, probably not. That's funny. That's funny. Probably not another big personality in entertainment. Nope. No? No, I'm cool. I feel like you and Jeremy would be great together.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Hecked? Yeah. I'm okay. Financially established. Emotionally intelligent without sounding like a therapist. Family oriented, but still social. Yeah, you did chat. GBT, the shit.
Starting point is 00:50:27 A little more traditional than she thinks she wants. A little more traditional than she thinks she wants. Not controlling. What does that mean? Not controlling, just decisive, makes the reservation, has a plan handles things without needing an applause. When that happens, I'll be married. So them?
Starting point is 00:50:48 Do you want to know my prediction? No, I'm cool. Not mine. The people that are taking our water. She dates some, this literally says my prediction. She dates somebody for two to three years, gets engaged around 35, married around 36, and spends the entire engagement complaining about how stupid weddings are before having an extremely nice wedding.
Starting point is 00:51:07 That sounds like- You'll be talking to chat, GBT, about me? I never spoken to chat, GBT, about it. That sounds like Chatibu just read you That sounds like you 100% right there That's definitely
Starting point is 00:51:17 What the whole time You still have a nice wedding I actually think the funniest part Is she probably won't initially think The guy is her type Her long term guy feels Less like the exciting person Everyone immediately notices
Starting point is 00:51:30 More like the dude The room slowly realizes It's perfect for her Oh that's adorable So two years from now We said that like Four or five years ago, though, more, remember?
Starting point is 00:51:43 I'm just, that's what I said. P's, it's time-stamped this because I just want to, two years from now, inshallah, we come back to this and I'm gonna be like, yo, baby, Dee, what happened? Life.
Starting point is 00:51:53 The government. Niggas love blaming life, boy. Yo, that reset you was talking about, it happened, so I couldn't. Yeah, it'd be everything other than you. Like, yo, nah, to reset. Yeah, I know, I know. I hear you.
Starting point is 00:52:06 No, that's cool. All right, well, give them all the time, man. We do this all the time, but let's get a real timeline. What? Damn. And never? I'm all going to get a good, a good baby mother that he really like, like and fuck with, but eventually it's going to end.
Starting point is 00:52:21 I'm going to marry. I'm going to get married. Don't do that to me. Okay. I'm going to make an honest woman under somebody. Okay. I'm going to take somebody's daughter and give them life they deserve. Well, when?
Starting point is 00:52:32 I don't know when. You only got like a good more, 10 years for your dick stop working. Who did going to start working in 10 years? You got me fucked up. I do my dickups every morning. I do my giggle Your deals I do my deagles every more then
Starting point is 00:52:47 What is that? The deagles? What's that? You got to keep the blood flowing. Okay, but how do you do it? You got to do like 50 of these. You do 50 at ease like you lay down on your back You do 50 of these And then you do 30 at ease These baby, Dee
Starting point is 00:53:04 You gotta do these Yeah, you do 30 of these, you don't do these? Huh? You don't do these? It's your problem. gross. Yeah, he got to do your dickups. Okay. Ten years, shit. We was on tour, and Moe and I were talking, and he said,
Starting point is 00:53:20 before a chick coming in your room, do 25 jumping jacks, and your shit will be good. No, I said, do 50 squats. Squats, yeah. 50 squats, drinking a glass of red wine. In there. Through the headboard. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:36 Tamara, how would you feel if he was on your way to a dick appointment, you in the Uber, knowing homie is in his fucking. hotel doing squats like that. Hey, who should I do? I do. I'd rather that. Right? I get it. I'd rather that. A three minute round that ain't followed by. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:53 That may follow. Nothing knows. Nigger sleep. Snoring. She took a 30 minute. Who will you sleep? After 30 minutes. Bro, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Hey, man. Don't even. Please. That'd be the best time sometimes, though. Them three minute funks? No, for sure. But, man, I feel like I've been a gentleman in those times when that could happen. And I'll tell like, I just don't think tonight is, I don't want you to travel.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Because what I'm going to give you tonight is like not worth your journey. I can't provide it. Like, I don't want you to sit in tunnel traffic for this long because I promise you I'm not going to give you what you're looking for. That is hilarious. Like, what you was used to that one time we left the city together is. Not what I have right now. Do your squats. Men don't have no, like it.
Starting point is 00:54:46 Whatever. I don't even, whatever. Just do your squats like my all said. Your squats like my all said. Yo, I wish I could be like a fly on the wall. Not with Demaris just having sex, but like right before like the conversation when the dude is on his way, like just to hear her after she get off the phone. Because I know Damaris be here.
Starting point is 00:55:12 if this nigga go away but look at the pressure that's on them right let's think about that aspect oh god forbid you gotta last longer than five minutes and if you can't lack because some people can't last longer than five minutes like that's fine just you know be ready to go again nobody told you how that good cat that's what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:55:31 don't say you got fired cat but then be mad if I bust could like don't brag about the shit and then be mad when you're bragging work come back come back with something come back with something a good conversation. Maybe a cup of tea. That second round need to be.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's all. I ain't mad at that. Or you better be a motor mouth. Better be a motor mouth. Better be a motor mouth. That's your problem.
Starting point is 00:55:55 You're not a motor mouth. Ma's, that's my go-to. That's all I got. That's my picture. That's why you got new feet. I'm trying to tell you that. That's what I got.
Starting point is 00:56:07 The warranty ran out of the old one from using that mouth so much. Yo. You, men are so crazy, though. Like, the shit we got to deal with, like, the pressure of being a man. I know my jumper. Yo, it's so crazy being a man. Y'all don't be thinking about that pressure. When y'all have sex for the first time, I'd be like, oh, my God, I got to.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Not so much at this age, but when I was younger, hell yeah, that was a lot of pressure. I feel like that's just young people, period. That's because that's just young people, period. But men at this age, y'all don't be giving the fuck. If we perform well in the bed? Yeah. Not enough to be nervous about it. You don't be nervous about it.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Not nervous. But if it's like, first time, like I met a woman. It's like we've been dating. It's like we know what's going down. You go to the bathroom. Be like,
Starting point is 00:56:50 no, I ain't doing all of that. But like, you definitely had it like, you want to make sure you put it down the first time. Because you put it down the first time it's kind of like
Starting point is 00:57:01 she know the capabilities. So sometimes you come up short. The second round ain't that. But she knows it's in you. Like it's there. The fuck is it being in you doing to me. It ain't in me. That's the problem. No, but it's there.
Starting point is 00:57:13 It's like, you know what I. You know what I. It's just, you know, like, shit going on right now. Like, I got apologize to Cole. Man, she's going on. I got mad she going on. I got to apologize. Yeah, I got to apologize.
Starting point is 00:57:25 Yeah. Dreamville. If you wanted a real apology, you officially have the, Mall cannot perform because of everything that's going on with Cole. So you guys win. That's a win.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Like when Cole said, I'm losing sleep, this nigga, losing. Yeah, you can't even perform. I'm just saying, but it'd be like, you know, got shit going on sometimes. So it's like, listen, man, I can't. Like, we're going to do what we do, but it ain't going to be like that first round, though. It's going to be like, let's go to what we do. Get out of here. You're going to get yours, too, though.
Starting point is 00:57:53 I'll make sure you get yours. Oh, that's sweet of you. Yeah, yeah, you're going to get yours. But, like, we ain't. Men do not be caring about that. Niggas, that five-minute round and they be, they roll over and, like, be smiling. You don't get the fuck out my house. So I got the teammate.
Starting point is 00:58:07 The teammate is hilarious. And it vibrate. Make your leg shape. You to mold a mouth and a team. Make a mold a moat. All right. Well, it's a duo. We mobbed deep in there.
Starting point is 00:58:16 I was just rapping. Do you want to see what after the prediction of Damaris? I said, when should Mall get married? And what their response was. Just you chat? Okay. Mall is a completely different case. Laughing emoji.
Starting point is 00:58:32 You're laughing emoji. Mall is a completely different case. Completely different. Based on on-air mall, I'd put marriage at 46. to 50, and I think it happens almost by accident. He'll spend years saying marriage is cool. I just don't think everybody needs to do it. That sounds like a mall thing. Then one day casually announces he's been engaged for six months. His person probably looks like, here's a list. Younger than him, but fully grown and established, this is nice so far. Mid to late 30s
Starting point is 00:59:03 when they met and get serious. Very private, mall can never imagine marrying somebody who wants a relationship turned into content. Beautiful but understated. I don't know what that means exactly. Not necessarily an influencer. More like everybody at dinner quietly asked Mall afterwards. Where the hell did you find her? Oh.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Have you been talking to chat, GBT? This sounds like your dream. No, they just know me. Has her own career and money, extremely calm, independent, but affectionate. Not you don't want affection. Doesn't care about his industry connection. She's very unimpressed by Rockover. fellow stories.
Starting point is 00:59:42 That might actually be her cheat code. Jesus Christ. Can challenge him without trying to defeat him. Yeah, got to protect that ego. Yeah, I get that. Family oriented, patient enough to survive the courtship, because Mall's version of moving fast is probably introducing you to somebody after 19 months. See, that's not true.
Starting point is 01:00:02 See, they just, that's not true. Okay. Yeah, I mean, some of it is cool. but that ain't always true. That's, y'all don't think that is scary, like, not to get all deep. Y'all don't think that is scary that can predict that about us because we're, like,
Starting point is 01:00:18 public figures and we talk online. Yeah. That's scary as fuck. No, I understand why everyone sold their catalogs, so. I could type in the dream right now, and they're going to tell me exactly the dream's future. That's scary as fuck. Mall comes back to the pod and says,
Starting point is 01:00:33 nah, I never said I wasn't getting married. Y'all said that. And then there will immediately be four years of tape proving otherwise. That's hilarious. All right, Chad, JBT, do we have voicemails? You've got mail. What's up, y'all? What's going on?
Starting point is 01:00:53 This is Joey from Harlem. So do you guys think it's weird to ask a girl that you've been talking to, flirting with or whatever, to ask her for a video of her given head? Just so you know where her head game is like before you go down that path. with her. Now, me personally, I've been traumatized a lot of my past with bad head. A lot of girls saying, oh, I'm a suck.
Starting point is 01:01:16 You know, I'm going to give you the best head you ever got. Traumized. And once it's time to get down, that shit is trash, and it's just all the way bad. So I don't feel like it's a crazy ask, especially for me. I don't know if it's a crazy ass. Because I need to know now what I'm getting myself
Starting point is 01:01:32 into before I go down that rule with anybody. 12 p's. So I just want to get your opinion on that. and see what you think. Appreciate y'all. Peace. Saying peace at the end of that is hilarious. Well, first of all, he's been traumatized,
Starting point is 01:01:48 and I think for people that have been through trauma, we need to be very careful and understanding. He's been through some trauma. Yes. So let's please talk delicately with his question. Because I'm sure that was a terrible experience, sir. Yes. To have to go through.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Wanting a video of a girl you're dating, giving head to another guy, might be the craziest shit I've ever heard. But what's wrong with just finding out she has bad head? Yeah. And what's bad head? Like, fuck. I was, we had this conversation. I'll sit through bad head.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Um, head is like pizza. Right. I've had like amazing pizza. Right. But even shitty pizzas, it's still pizza. Like, I'm still eating pizza. Yeah. It's not a bad day.
Starting point is 01:02:30 Right. I've had a very shitty slice and it's like, it's still pizza. It's still good. Bad head. Like, I've had bad head, but I didn't feel the need to, I need to, I need to prepare myself. for the rest of my life to never feel this. Yeah, like, I don't, I've had bad head in comparison to having good head, great head, yes, but like, I don't need to see a video of you giving head to be like,
Starting point is 01:02:50 nah, see that right there? I can't really like it. What do you need a video of a girl you're dating, giving head to somebody else for? Who is a homie that was the Raiders coach and Buccaneers coach? He became an analyst. Yeah, Gruden. Yeah, like giving the Gruden breakdown of her. head game tape. Yeah, just don't know if that's necessary. And also, you can tell he don't get
Starting point is 01:03:14 enough head because head that looks good on video is performative head. The real things that feel good about head are happening inside the mouth. You can't see it on video. Balls in the chat, bro. She's speaking truth. Like, that doesn't. Performative head like looks good. So if you're a visual person, like I can understand what that does to you, but you don't know what somebody's mouth is like unless you're getting that. I can't watch that on video. I've definitely had the loud noise, like crazy shit and it didn't feel like I almost like want to start laughing
Starting point is 01:03:45 it would be like you're doing a lot right now and this shit ain't even I can't agree with y'all because you're with Joey from Harlem no I've gotten ahead from a porn star and it was everything I thought it was gonna be well she's a professional yeah like she has a craft plus knows what to do on Kim yeah she knows how to make it look good but she also knows what she's doing
Starting point is 01:04:03 she's a theft not a Thethe's a Thesiefian she's a Denzel she's a Denzel the head. Yo. Yeah, no, I don't know, I'm not asking. I don't want to see no,
Starting point is 01:04:17 no girl given. Like, I don't need that video. I'm cool. I can just find out, like, when you get here. And here's the, what if you end up like that? And now you just got that video. Now you just got that video.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Do you have fun. You're a bold chick if you send it. I know a girl that used to send it to do. She was there. A dude she was day and wanted to see her having sex with other men and she would send it. he wanted to see her have sex with other men why? Why do he want to see that?
Starting point is 01:04:51 I would assume that it was only sexual. Like I feel like if you're just sexual with somebody that probably won't bother you. I still don't want to see you having sex with another man. Turn to mom. There you go. Whoa. His name was Joey from Harlem.
Starting point is 01:05:05 He said something like, what the fuck did he text her? He says something like, I see, that nigga ain't even really giving you dick the way I would or some shit like that. That's crazy. I wish I was lying, bro. A lot of people be thinking I'd be lying about the shit I'd be saying, but y'all don't know about the crazy shit
Starting point is 01:05:20 that be going on in people homes, bro. You know? Wait, but what, all right. Now that we've entered this world, what did she say? I don't, I don't know. You're like, what's her response to that? I don't even remember.
Starting point is 01:05:35 Herr's not save this video. That shit was crazy. Yo, that is wild. See, I ain't, yeah, this niggas getting off some sick conversations with one. I'm never, I mean, I don't king shame. I do.
Starting point is 01:05:46 I don't, no, if you want to do that cool. Because it's like watching porn. It's like watching porn of somebody you have access to. But don't, don't mask it as I want to see if you are good at give a head. Yeah, no. You just like, you want to watch her.
Starting point is 01:05:58 Yeah, don't. Like, don't, don't. I was going to say that, but I ain't want to, whatever. Like, you just, you want to see her give her. Oh, I'm saying. That's what he wants to see. I'm cool. Because again, you've had bad head.
Starting point is 01:06:10 It doesn't, you can move on. You can live. You can live. fight another day. Yeah. Like, this one with a homie,
Starting point is 01:06:14 what's his name? Joey from Harlem. All right. Well, actually, I want Joey to follow up. Let's say she sends the video and it's not up to Joey from Harlem standards
Starting point is 01:06:23 because we know those standards are very high. Yeah, you block her? What do you do? What do you say to her? Like, nah.
Starting point is 01:06:28 You got to have the practice for you kidding to me? I look at your audition tape. Like, we're going to go another way. Go for. We're going to go with somebody else.
Starting point is 01:06:37 I talk to the producers. Yeah, we're going a different direction. We're going a different direction. Like, We reached out to other casting agencies. Yeah. But then, like, do you tell it to get a bit like, all right, go find three more dudes.
Starting point is 01:06:48 Send me those videos and we'll see if you're... Yeah. You got to get a little more into your belt. Get a little more experience out there and then come back. We'll see you next summer. Next audition. Yo. I just don't know.
Starting point is 01:07:00 I don't know. That's, to me, that's crazy. Just get the head, bro. And if it's good, great. If it's bad, you still got a head. Like, it's head. You still have a pizza. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:09 See, you still have pizza. You won't order it again maybe, but it's pizza. It's still pizza. All right, well. Well, then how? Do you just ask that question? What question? Joey's question.
Starting point is 01:07:20 No, I'm not asking that. I'm never asking that. Just like out the blue, like, how is your day? Let me see you sucking dick. Yeah, no, I'm not doing that. That's not happening. According to chat, GBT, you only have like two years. You got to get to it, bro.
Starting point is 01:07:33 You don't want to marry someone that does, that gives bad head. I can tell if a woman has a good head just about having a conversation with her. See, I can eye it. like an A ball? Well, we're not getting out of here now. Come on. No, you can just tell. You could just tell by her mouth and like, you know, her conversation. And like, you can just see it like, oh, I know. She has a lisp. Like, it's like, ooh, that thing is like a, it's like, you know, you ever have a faucet that needs a new washer? Of course, yeah. It just drips. It's like, I call it the okra mouth. You ever eat okra?
Starting point is 01:08:03 Yes, I know. I know, yeah, I know exactly we're talking about. You could just tell in the conversation like, oh, she got a wet mouth. Like, okay. So we always drink water. If a girl always has a Stanley with her, that head is crazy. Stanley girls? Yeah, that's part of good head and good coochie. Well, there's nothing better as a man seeing a girl take a sip of water and then put her hair in a bun. Like that's a gift from God. Man.
Starting point is 01:08:27 Why that's not, I feel like they ripped that out of the Bible somewhere. Like that happened. Moses didn't just show up without that happening. And like if the hair drop out the bun while she's doing it and she holds you in her mouth, and still puts the... Yeah. It's a special place in heaven for those. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:46 Like balances, too. Oh, she just holds you on her mouth and just still put the... Like she's skydiving. What did I... That's when you start asking, what did I do to deserve this? You're going to cheat on her anywhere? No, I don't cheat. Only if he gets the video to make sure she can do that.
Starting point is 01:09:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need the video first. So you were gifted this... This beautiful mind was my man from Matt Damon when he was the genius janitor. Your goodwill hunting brain that you have when it goes to women sucking dick. How do you channel that thought? Is it only with women you're interested in? Are you just like walking down the street?
Starting point is 01:09:26 Like when we're in meetings with volume or Netflix, are you thinking these things? No, not worry. See? See how fast? See how fast you just make shit weird? See? Look, see. No, I just want to know where the gift is channeled.
Starting point is 01:09:40 With women that I saw what it did to Mel Gibson. With women that I am in a potential dating scenario with. That's it. Got it. That's the only time that clicks on. You got to be able to control your horny. Control your horny. So I hear you.
Starting point is 01:09:53 All right, baby, Dee. You're good? You're good. All right. Well, Roy, we do have some guests coming today. Yes. Legends. Legends in every sense of the word.
Starting point is 01:10:02 Happy that they're here. Yeah. They're going on tour. We might need to catch that show. You've been outside already. So this is just another one to add. At this point. This is another laminate for the summer for you.
Starting point is 01:10:12 See how B-Dob been collecting his lamnets? Connect your lamnets. I'll put a, what is it, 26? Summer 26. Make a whole collage of summer 26. We're going to have to add this one to the list. Is summer 26 competing with 2016 yet? No.
Starting point is 01:10:26 No way. Not even close. But again, I'm at a different age, so I don't know. No way. I don't know. Nixon 5 was a little crazy. I feel like people are younger. That's great.
Starting point is 01:10:34 That was great. This may be there summer 60. But no way. Not even close. Summer 13. Summer 16. It's in threes when it comes to summers to me. But even if you don't particularly tune into our guests, this one I feel like, just stick around. It was funny. It was great. Come on, though. It's juvie. And BG. And BG. Let's get into it.
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Starting point is 01:11:23 Stream encore on IHeart Radio, crave, or wherever you get your podcasts. On the new podcast, Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus, or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I chose option B. I'm Julie Pinero, and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first.
Starting point is 01:11:50 I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita, trading the pity for possibility. Every time I tried to be alone, I kept meeting people, and they were like, you smiled at us. Not a lot of people smile around here. It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is, and not the lies you're sold about it. It can be a time where you push your limits, change your mind, or wake up to a new version of yourself. So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip, I hope you listen to Solita on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Hayes Davenport.
Starting point is 01:12:30 And Sean Clements. We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook on the Big Money Players Network. Our show is extremely accessible to first-time listeners. Each week we talk to someone in show business, aka the biz, and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. Everyone has a good time and no one gets mad at their publicists for letting them do our show. We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman, not that great. Actually, can you help me shape this?
Starting point is 01:12:56 How about we flip it on his head, right? How about we flip this script? What is the surprise woman? Actually, you think is the straight man is actually the one who's acting weird. Adam Scott This entire time You've been expecting Adam Sandler to come to visit the show
Starting point is 01:13:16 I would never expect I would never set expectations for something like that If the universe allows for something like that to happen I'm open to it I'm always going to accept You know Danny McBride Fine Yeah it's all this fragile masculinity
Starting point is 01:13:34 Exuding I could smell it walking on the hallway To be honest with you I was like, is that weed? Nope. It's fragile masculinity. Ben Stiller, no. Because a lot of times out of context, people don't get it or even know what a circle is. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:13:50 They're like, oh, what's a state. Everyone's so dumb. And fake. Right, fake and also not interested. Or just like, oh, I've got my life. I don't care about your life. And a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. Oh, and by the way, Will Ferrell told us personally,
Starting point is 01:14:07 he loves the show and he wants to be a guest on every episode, but he's just so busy. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Nick Totoro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, the longest yard, or Spike Least Black Klansman. But I'm also from Queens, which means I know pizza. And on my new podcast, delivering happiness with Nick Totoro, I deliver pizza from Prince Street pizza to a new guest. Are you delivering pizza now? Then we sit down for a real conversation. I've shared a slice with everyone.
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Starting point is 01:15:05 And listen now. All right, Roy, today we are joined by, we got, this is, this is, this is a little bit of before your time to worry. You wasn't really coming outside yet. You don't really know what this was when this hit, when this dropped. You don't really know what was going on yet. I caught the second half. Yeah, you caught the tail of it. But I was outside when they dropped up.
Starting point is 01:15:28 Today we are joined by the legendary, the iconic cash money, BG, and juveniles in the building. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Listen, so we was talking when you got here, Julie. First of foremost, y'all been doing this 30-plus years. Yeah. And now y'all going on tour, cash money, no limit tour. Yeah. How's your body holding up?
Starting point is 01:15:56 Y'all just... It ain't the delays. The needs ain't the same. You know what I'm saying? You can't really perform them records like you used to be running around. That stage is a little bigger now. how are y'all feeling physically though definitely less movement
Starting point is 01:16:10 a lot of crapting a lot of massages yeah what's the massage budget now that's on the ride the massage got to get around you gotta ask my wife man about that she right there yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:16:22 she can ask this question better yeah man we're not moving around as fast as we were back in the day while jills are still moving around I don't see yeah okay Jill was still moving around like
Starting point is 01:16:33 we was talking about I'm from the 70 I mean, all the 80s babies. So, you know, these... It's a little different. Yeah, you know, it's a little bit. Yeah, a little bit of... Yeah, so I'm still like, you know,
Starting point is 01:16:44 I'm like the 10 man. You know, I need all a little every night in. It's all right, though. You know? The organs are still hitting. I can sing, I still got my voice, and I still can breathe good enough on stage. So I keep my breath, and I feel like that's good.
Starting point is 01:16:58 Yeah. But I'm not, I'm definitely not doing no gymnastics on that. No, Ivy drips in the green room? Dude, what with that? Ivy. I didn't say, hey, those work. If it's gone for it. I ain't there yet.
Starting point is 01:17:10 If it's called for, hell yeah. Was this idea before you guys did the verses, or did this happen after the verses like, hey, we need to do a tour? I think, I think the verses is what triggered the idea. Yeah. Yeah, the verses definitely, like, set the tone for it. Because a lot of people was kind of jealous.
Starting point is 01:17:30 We did it in Vegas. You know what I'm saying? A lot of people came up like, that was the big thing. They was like, this. That was really. the biggest thing. The biggest issue, yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:37 That I felt like this should have been. I mean, but I understood that. And I understood it too. Absolutely. Absolutely. Because that energy was like, Vegas is cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:45 But those records with all of y'all on stage, that felt like it should have been the backdrop should have been. Yeah, the music resonates a little different at home. Yeah. You're right. You know what I'm saying? In the audience would have been a little different. It would have been dumb.
Starting point is 01:18:00 And it would have took it personal. Yeah. Like, you know, you got some real. limit cash money hands. Yeah. That ain't, that's the, then chose sides already in New Orleans. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:12 They're trying to be on the other side. Yeah. And it would have really showed up at that show, and you would have seen it. And not only that, though, but, you know, with y'all doing that in New Orleans, y'all, oh, y'all would have, your phones would have been blown up.
Starting point is 01:18:24 Everybody needs a ticket. I don't know if we had enough tickets. Yeah. Everybody need a ticket. Everybody want to walk in with you. I'm going to meet you in the back at the parking lot. There was been a lot of that going. September 12 is that day though.
Starting point is 01:18:37 I'm talking about it would have been that type of vibe. But the show is September 12 in New Orleans. Yeah. Crazy, man. I see you got security with you. Big man, how much help you got September 12? How many pluses?
Starting point is 01:18:50 How many passes? That's going to be crazy. Yeah. Well, we're going to have a lot of course a lot of family members going to be around. And you know, there's no better security than family members. You know that. They ain't happening. They ain't happened.
Starting point is 01:19:00 They're going to swing different. They're going to swing different, man. That one cousin trying to show you. I owe you that thing. Got you. Oh, they want that job. Feel like somebody got their job. Put you on that big old.
Starting point is 01:19:11 Man, I should have been here at that job, though. No, but that home show won't hit different. It's going to be crazy, man. Really well. Now, I know y'all got to be, you. Y'all have to be filming this. This has to be documented because this is an iconic legendary show. It's a historic moment.
Starting point is 01:19:25 Yeah. For hip, yeah. Shout out to Blake, too, Blake. Shout out to Blake for putting this together. I'm pretty sure Blake got somebody to film. Blake got somebody to film. Blake got somebody been filming us every day right now. You got to.
Starting point is 01:19:34 Yeah. Yeah. We be in film now. Yeah. Every time you turn around, somebody holding a camera. The camera's going to be rolling. So, I'm pretty sure everything going to be documented. No, but this is iconic in so many ways.
Starting point is 01:19:45 I remember being, you know, young when y'all dropped. Juvie, specifically you, though. The hot boys, collectively, when y'all dropped, that definitely put New Orleans in a different light. When it came to the East Coast, specifically New York and how we looked at rappers from New Orleans. You had a lot of style. We really didn't know much about New Orleans rap before that.
Starting point is 01:20:07 But when you dropped your solo with hand, that took everything. Did you call it? I like how you said. Huh? Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Starting point is 01:20:19 Is it. It's hot. You know, you know, like you did something wrong. You said, boy, then you take that trail? You're like, huh? Okay. Yeah. So all these years I see, that's the New York area.
Starting point is 01:20:28 It's like, I want you to understand where it's coming from. It's like answering the question and telling you something at the same time. It's like, it's like, It's like, exactly like, that was you, you dirty the tub last night, honey, and washed her on. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like your parents are saying,
Starting point is 01:20:46 you got five more left, huh? Yeah, yeah. You spent all your money, huh? Yeah, yeah, you know, like, yeah, boy, shit. You're about to go spend that on that new thing you started to throw out. Right. Like psyched you up, that's what it is. Okay, but when that dropped,
Starting point is 01:20:59 that took the whole cash money thing to a whole new level. Now, you had had an hour, 95. BG dropped, I think, the same year. I think you dropped 95 as well. Yeah. Yeah. But then after that with the hot boys and then you solo and then Wayne, did y'all know what y'all were doing? Like, back home, did you know we about to take this shit to a whole other level or? Hey, man, it was a lot of bragging. Now, I'm not going to lie. When you got somebody like Stunner and Mani around, it was a lot of bragging going on. Okay. A lot of bad going on.
Starting point is 01:21:29 No, for real, for real. But, you know, what will people be feeling to realize like, we had like, we had like a five, six, seven year run like before that, you know, we even got our deal with Universal. You see what I'm saying? So we had already the South down. My run really started when I got with cash money. Okay, okay. You know what I'm saying? I had a run before I got with cash money.
Starting point is 01:21:48 On my real run, like selling you know, records and being recognized started with cash money. Right. Yeah. And what was the energy like with No Limit around the same time in the city? At first when No Limit first came out, we was kind of like confused a little bit because I thought, you know, I was a
Starting point is 01:22:04 fan. So I thought Pete was from California. Yeah. I mean, so I had somebody from out the project said, like, bro, I went to book of tea with him. Like, pokey, big pokey to him. Like, for real? He's like, yeah, bro, he's from here. So, you know, that was something that was kind of like knew to us because we were the young cats.
Starting point is 01:22:20 We was looking at it like, we had the city and the choke hole. Yeah. Yeah. And they just popped up out of nowhere. Yeah, we were like, you know what I mean? Because for real, for real, for real. We had a rival with Big Boy records. Yeah. Yeah. Like, our rivalry was us in Big Boy, you know what? And the next thing you know, like, no, lemma just came out of nowhere.
Starting point is 01:22:38 Like, and like he said, I thought it was from, now we knew, we knew the cats who was doing beats with them, but we know, at first we thought P, but, you know, we go to find out the history, but, you know, I go to some times of being young, not knowing what's going on. And, um, we found out like, damn, a lot of the cats like Corey's brother, we went to, we went to Fochie together, went to school together. So I've been knowing him for rapping, but I thought, I really thought he was going to, like, be an NBA star.
Starting point is 01:23:05 Because he was like the first cat I said, he slammed dunk in school like that. So a lot of us had relationships before the music started. Now, looking back aesthetically, again, this is from us being New York, because we was looking at cash money, no limit. Aesthetically, it seemed like there was a rivalry. It was some things that looked similar from, you know, the promo, the album covers, the logos. Was that something that from Y'all camp, y'all,
Starting point is 01:23:33 looked at like, yeah, like whatever they're doing, we're going to up it, though. Or was it something like, that was just what New Orleans was on. That was just the style and the flavor of the woman. I mean, we just, we was already like doing us. Like, you know what I mean? We didn't have it to do. We were setting the thing.
Starting point is 01:23:48 Big facts. Like, we didn't follow the crowd. We moved to crowd. Yeah, so it looked like we were second. In our book, we was first. Okay. So, you know, maybe on a national scale into people from the outside looking in.
Starting point is 01:23:59 But if you, you know, if you dig a little deeper and scratch the surface on the Louisiana side, and the southern region side, you'll see like, nah, we was already like making, doing our thing. So we, we ain't, we have no room for that. Right. We have no room for that. Well, with the hot boys, obviously, you were the lead there.
Starting point is 01:24:16 Did anyone look at Wayne and be like, all right, he's going to be just as big as Julie when he gets to. I wouldn't necessarily call me the lead. I just was the oldest one. I was not looking in. It felt like you were the one. No, not, not, not really. A lot of people always say that.
Starting point is 01:24:29 And I look at it like, nah, because I had to follow too. When I got there, I was following BG. BG was the dude, that dude, that dude. When I got there, I was just having for him to put me on one of his songs because he had a lot of success that he built up on his own. He was walking on his own feet. So it was a situation where I needed him to get in. And then when I got in with him, it enabled me to do my thing.
Starting point is 01:24:57 And then with the little bros too, because we wasn't only just popping in a solo artist. We was popping as a group too. And the same thing happened with Wayne And the same thing happened with everybody in the group So all of us was doing real good at solo artists And when we came together and did the hot boys thing It was kind of like everybody complimenting each other Yeah, and that was Birdman that put everybody together
Starting point is 01:25:17 That's who pretty much was the leader If you really want to be honest on who was the leader of us It really was Birdman Because we really, I knew I wasn't looking at myself as a leader I was really trying to find my way Yeah, man, definitely definitely was the captain of the ship. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:34 What was the energy like, it was at the Louisiana festival that you guys did the first reunion, right? With our boys? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're talking about? With all this right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, it was at the essence festival. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What were those conversations like behind the scenes before
Starting point is 01:25:51 the public reunion? Yeah. I mean, you saw the videos. We kind of like gave it to the public. Yeah. We had somebody in their video and everything. So we didn't We didn't kind of keep it under wraps and hide it away from everybody. But great, man. For me, it was a lot of smiles for me.
Starting point is 01:26:06 Yeah, no. I was just... We all hadn't been on stage, like, all at once time, like, in years, you know what I mean? So, you know, just to recreate that vibe and that energy and that camaraderie, like, it was, it was special. What? Do you remember the first time you guys heard, Man, I Miss My Dogs by Wayne? Yeah, I remember the first time I heard it. What was your initial reaction?
Starting point is 01:26:32 I kind of want to tear up for real, like, and I'm a cold-blooded gangster. You know what I'm saying? You know, it really, it really touched me, like, for real, I ain't, like, it touched me, you know what I'm saying? I was touched from the little, bro, but at the time when it came out, I was still like, we was in court battles. Yeah. I was in court battles with came. I was leaving with him. And that kind of, that kind of.
Starting point is 01:26:58 I was like, I don't know. I had it kind of like a mixed signal. I was, I didn't, it was kind of like a mixed signal for me. I'm like, you know, is this from straight from the little bro to me? Because this comes from a lawyer. It's just an idea to convince me to come back. Like, it was, it was a multiple thing. Let me back this lawsuit.
Starting point is 01:27:16 But I didn't want to say nothing negative about the song because I didn't want, you know, people like, oh, man, man, reaching out. Yeah. So you love at the same time. And I'm telling the thing. I'm like, you put his hard out on it. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:27 And I know he poured his hard out. Yeah. My thing was, so, you know, damn, I don't know how to feel like, because what I'm supposed to not want my money. Right. I do miss my dog. I miss my dog. I miss that. I miss my world.
Starting point is 01:27:42 You know what I miss my world team. I said, I miss that house. I want to go get that. Now, now, now, now, what if the foot was on, you know, on the foot? Yeah. Because he have the same type of situation. So I know right now. he probably like, damn, I feel what dude was doing through now.
Starting point is 01:28:01 You know what I'm saying? So it's one of those things. One of those things like the timing of the song was kind of confusing. Yeah. But I definitely see where his heart was. Yeah, definitely. Now, B.G., you dropped. That was a good question, too.
Starting point is 01:28:13 We never got to ask that. You dropped bling, bling in 99. And shout out to our brother Jem DePree. Him and Jay dropped Money in a Thing in 98. Now, he said bling, bling on Money at a Thing. He did? He said gleam, gleam. We asked J.D.
Starting point is 01:28:32 He said, it's like Han Han. We asked, it's my first time ever. Nah, Jay, that's my dog. We asked J.D. He said, he said, bling, bling. He said gleam. I thought it was glean, gleam, too. Hey, bro, I'm a rapper, bro.
Starting point is 01:28:46 I listen. I'm going to have a fan. I get this trick. I hate that this trick. Yeah. He said gleam, gleam. That's what I told him. He said, he said, he said,
Starting point is 01:28:55 Nah, bro. So I just want to know, B. Bigi, did you coin the phrase? Because people give it to you. People give you blink, blank. Nah, I mean, it was a BG record. You know what I'm saying? That was on my elbow, but that's Wayne.
Starting point is 01:29:07 Truthfully, it's a way. That's a man and fresh thing that, that word. Okay. Truthfully, it's them two. Okay. I don't know who came up with it first. Who said it, but it's between those two. I don't really.
Starting point is 01:29:18 At that time, like, you know, we didn't think about stuff like that. No, because we just used to be in the studio and we had still getting some money. And, you know, we was rocking. I'm a little children and we were doing another thing and what it said. It's saying according to rap genius it says Gling Gleynne which makes it law. Yeah. Yeah. It's low now.
Starting point is 01:29:35 I just said, I, hey, man, I'm a mess with you, son. That's your word, man. That's your word. He's a very hard. He's a, he's a young, pop history buff. No, but on, I'm saying that's a song like, man, I'm a Jay-Z fan. Let's like keep the clip. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:51 And when he did the song, I was on it. Yeah. And I had a thing about knowing the words. Yeah. Like, I have a real thing. thing about, because I'd be correcting people like, man, yeah, that ain't what he said. You know what he said. Like, you know, you know a real person who recite lyrics.
Starting point is 01:30:06 If you, back in my days, if you ain't know my philosophy, right. By KRA's one, if you ain't know paid and full, it's certain songs you had to know it word for word. Right. If you ain't know, uh, children's story, uh, true story from, uh, slick Rick. If you ain't know the words to them songs, it's kind of like, man, get out of it. You ain't a right. You ain't right.
Starting point is 01:30:25 You ain't right. Get out of it. Yeah. I knew LL Koo-Jay, I need love, and I ain't really liked the song because I wanted all this song to be hard. I was a true LL fan. I ain't really like.
Starting point is 01:30:34 I liked everything else. Yeah. And I wrote it all down because the girls like it and I needed to know the words. Right. So that's how I was. Same thing with New Edition. We wrote all the words down.
Starting point is 01:30:44 Then we learned the routines and all. You know, you know, you know, you know. You're not, you know, you know. Yeah, real 70s baby. All right. So, Bling, Bling. J.D., we settled it. Bling, bling, is not.
Starting point is 01:30:53 You did not originate the word. Yeah, man. No, bro. I love to ask my dude, so we ain't about to feed. We're not about to beat. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? He's a legend.
Starting point is 01:31:02 He's a legend. Sure. Sure. They're so, so depth did so much for hip hop. And one thing I'm thinking of South, we don't have, we can't be arguing over things. Right. Because we ain't like we got a whole lot, man. So we're not about to be arguing over things.
Starting point is 01:31:15 But it's interesting that you just said what you said because there's a big thing that the South didn't really listen to guys like Jayzee. And then the video with Kevin Gates came out. And he was rapping one of Jay's songs word for word. And he said, this is a thing online. They claim that the South never really Like Jay-Z didn't listen to him. And when y'all did the song together, the remix, that was a big part of like, okay,
Starting point is 01:31:37 the South kind of embracing the East Coast artist and giving them, because that record was huge. And then when Jay jumped on it, a lot of people say Jay kind of tried to ride the wave of that success. Well, we didn't ask him to be on it. He jumped on it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:51 But me knowing what it would do for both of us, right? Well, I would really, really can'tar because I feel like his fan base was stamped already. I knew I wanted to be in New York or somewhere on the East Coast, and I knew having this guy on my song was a blessing.
Starting point is 01:32:06 The fact that he did it but no money and sent it to us. I was like, damn, that's a... Who gets, I mean, who that happens for? Right. Even though I don't think he even charged for verses for anybody anyway. Because what are you going to pay for that?
Starting point is 01:32:19 Yeah. At the same time, I respect it. I really like, at me as being a hip-hop head that's a guy I wanted to work with anyway he was on my bucket list and I got him on my song Nah big fat yeah But I don't think y'all be understanding Like back then like
Starting point is 01:32:34 You know I mean me personally right Like we just really wanted to be accepted By the East Coast because I felt like y'all looked down on dude from the south Like type you know like as if you know we ain't get busy Right Oh no right
Starting point is 01:32:53 Right When I got that call from Prodigy, man, like to get on that, to get on the record. And I was like, damn, like, my deep, like, you know what I mean? Like, that was like a moment in my career where I was like, all right, yeah. That was big, too. You know what I'm saying? The video. The Queens.
Starting point is 01:33:11 Yeah. I was loving that. I was loving that. I see BJ got on the Air Force. I was hoping you had the Reeboks on it. Like, where's the Reeboks at? Man, talk to Shaq. We've been talking to this.
Starting point is 01:33:23 You got the company, bro. Come on, bro. Come on, man. Look, I got a way. Come on. I got real. Uptown's on. I mean, you put 50 on his first tour as well, right?
Starting point is 01:33:32 Well, I ain't put him on his first tour. But I did do a favor for 50. I took 50, well, I took 50 guys, Sean Money XL to Eminem's video shoot to meet Eminem. So I kind of like started that relationship while 50 was shot up and, you know, in this little situation he was going through up here. Yeah, we owe New Orleans a lot of guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:52 Yeah. Yeah. We have no idea. Another thing, I left 50 record on my bus when he couldn't really go to those studios. I had a studio on my bus. And we did a mixtape together called from New York to New Orleans. So me and 50 have a lot of ties together. That's fine.
Starting point is 01:34:10 Buck was on that tour. Yeah, that's how he met Buck. Yeah, the GUNA history of New Orleans is actually goes pretty deep. It does. Yeah. Rebock and everything. Say, you dropped the new GUNY shoe in his shoe, bro. For real, man.
Starting point is 01:34:24 I saw it. I got my pre-orders. I saw it. For Reeboks on the map. Come on for Keel. That's the fact. We made it cooler with a rebocles. That's the fact.
Starting point is 01:34:34 That's the absolute fact. For real, though. What's the merch situation like on the tour? Because cash money and no limit both obviously have iconic logos. You need some T. We need some T. Like, what's up? Well, my son got some stuff.
Starting point is 01:34:46 He said he's going to be selling during the tour. BG got his own brand. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to have that shopper city merch. You know, man. We got to work that out, man. We got to get with Blake on how we're going to do this, man. But I do think we can have some of it.
Starting point is 01:35:01 Old school, no limit. Yeah, people don't want that. Absolutely, man. You hear that on Blake? Absolutely. He right there. We need to be able to get like the official images, the hoodies, the T's, like, that's part of the whole thing. That's part of the experience.
Starting point is 01:35:17 Yeah, definitely the band. Some fake ones, some of these. Some fake, yeah. I mean, a lot of these niggas went fake chains anyway. Look, man, I've been taking pictures lately with a lot of cats with the, I was like, Brian, man. That's it, bro. We can get that, bro. Who's the jeweler, man?
Starting point is 01:35:40 I mean, no limit better press some vinyl. They put an album out every Tuesday, I felt like. Yeah, there was a new no limit. Yeah, back in the day. Oh, yeah. But you know what I should like about no limit? I got to give them props. P had the best marketing plan.
Starting point is 01:35:51 Oh, yeah. With the album covers on the inside. For sure. You knew just, you knew exactly who album was coming out and winning. It was coming out. I used to draw me crazy. I didn't want to try 10 out. And then all the magazines because every other page, it was a, it was a no limit.
Starting point is 01:36:05 You know what I'm saying? The album that's coming out in two weeks. Like, I'm like, God. Every Tuesday. It was a new thing. It was a new one thing. Every Tuesday. You were not.
Starting point is 01:36:16 No limit Tuesday. You know what? You got a lot of more money, dog. But I had bought it. I have. He got G. And Jew, but like, yeah, that was,
Starting point is 01:36:28 I'm talking about the branding. A lot of the people he was dropping was people I grew up with since kids. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He's like, man, I'm my dude, I got to go buy it. I got to support. I was caught in that dilemma too.
Starting point is 01:36:40 Speaking of the logo, me and all were arguing when Drewski was on, I think it was FaceTime or Live or something with Birdman. And he changed, you know, could have been records as a playoff to the cash money logo. Yeah. Was Birdman serious? Man, listen, I called him one of the time. I thought that we had smoked. I think they planned it all out.
Starting point is 01:37:00 I thought we had smoke, man. That's my like juice. We have to fuck juice up. I don't want to have to fuck you up. I don't want to fuck you up. I like, I don't want to fuck you up. Oh, that's it right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:15 Oh, man. He got the tattooed on him and everything. Funny guys. People talk about logos in hip hop. That's like a big thing, the logo, the chain. The cash money logo is definitely one of the most iconic French and logos in the top history. They're with a tattoo.
Starting point is 01:37:30 Facts. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. Shout out the Juski, man. She was funny when he got chased down them stuff, though. You're saying this is nasty chain. I'm going to ask you for the chain, man, when the chain is. We argue, uh,
Starting point is 01:37:50 a lot on the show of greatest labels of all time. And we've kind of came to a consensus if you also add in the second room with young money because that is cash money. It's cash money. It's not even close. Yeah, it's cash money. You can't take nothing away. You got to go cash money, past, present, and future.
Starting point is 01:38:05 Because we still got more work to do. Yeah. Thanks. Putting cash money at one. Who do you think else in that top five? It's Jay-Z, man. It's Rock Nation. It's Rock A-Fellow Changed It's Rock Nation.
Starting point is 01:38:19 Mm-hmm. No limit? You're talking about past, present? It ain't now? Just in general, yeah. I got no limit in the top five because what Pete did is something that I don't think
Starting point is 01:38:33 would ever be done again. Yeah, no. Dude so low. You got a slap dead. Yeah, that's what I had Devereux, I had bad boy, I had so-so-deaf. And I probably won't have me
Starting point is 01:38:47 in top five because I got rap a lot. Yeah, you got. got rap. So I probably won't have them in the top five. Damn, man. See, that's a hard. That's hard. That's hard.
Starting point is 01:38:56 That's hard. I ain't gonna lie. That's hard, bro. But you got to go to now too. Yeah. Right? Like the consistency. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:04 Rough riders. Like being in a rubber rubber rubber. Yeah. Rough riders. Damn. Wait, hold up. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:11 It's tough. You got to. Yeah, that's a hard. That's a lot. It's a lot. Yeah. Now I see what you mean by your. Y'all came to it.
Starting point is 01:39:18 That would be a. rough argument. Cash money was the only thing we could like all agree on because just because of Drake Wayne Nicky thing afterwards kind of separate everything. That'll put that's why that's why I would definitely have cash money at one. Yeah. But then I even put like QC and TDE. I still think need to be in that conversation.
Starting point is 01:39:36 Yeah, but not from our era. For sure. But in general, just a run. Like QC could go against anyone. Look, we still fumbling. We've after mad. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:46 Yeah. That's an extension of after. death row. Yeah. Like, that's a hard. I think that's the hardest one. Yeah. We have to go off numbers then.
Starting point is 01:39:56 I think the numbers really have to come in. The numbers don't lie, though. Yeah, we have to go off numbers. Is there any hope of a, a Drake or Nikki pop up at any of these shows? Man. It's on my wish of a, bro. I'm cool with both of them.
Starting point is 01:40:12 Yeah. Please. Please. Please, man. I'm probably, I missed the October fence. I was never. I got my pad for it, I couldn't come last time, but please, please, please, please, is Wayne joining y'all on stage any of you?
Starting point is 01:40:27 Please. Please, man, I need my prayers. Please. Hey, man, don't close. All doors are open, man. Please, yeah. The bow number's still the same? Yeah, please, man.
Starting point is 01:40:41 Still still jubes, though. Yeah, yeah. Well, y'all going on tour, the first show is September 12th? September 11th, Houston. Houston, September 11th. Yeah. That's going to be a hell of a show. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:40:56 We're looking forward to it. I might bring the helicopter back out. Wait, are y'all not stopping in New York? Man, what the fuck? What the Ham was there? What's the closest to New York? Nah. What's the closest show to New York?
Starting point is 01:41:10 Y'all got to be coming at least. D.C. Oh, D.C. Okay, that's not far. That's right there. That's worth the trip. That's right there. That's worth the trip.
Starting point is 01:41:17 We ain't coming to Philly. No Houston, New Orleans, Atlanta, Raleigh, Detroit Second leg is Philly? Okay. I mean, D.C. is a cool trip. That's a cool weekend in D.C. I'm not mad at that. That's kind of like home for me.
Starting point is 01:41:31 You know, my whole, my wife is from there. Okay. So we have family there, right? But the other part is, now I got my new Tiny Desk family. That's D. Yeah, right. Right. Yeah, that whole thing was crazy.
Starting point is 01:41:45 Did you really just tweet out like, what is Tiny Desk? just asking them a high question? I did, man. My daughter, like I said, though, Daddy,
Starting point is 01:41:53 she thought I was about to get messed up on a social media period. She said, you're about to get attacked. Boy, they tore in my hands.
Starting point is 01:42:02 See, it was on me. And so she convinced me, she, you know, she convinced me that she said, nah,
Starting point is 01:42:08 you got to at least apologize or you have to do tiny things. One of the two. No, that was, I mean,
Starting point is 01:42:13 it was one of the most iconic tiny things. And that's saying something because everything on their platform to come out with, That's the cool part, though.
Starting point is 01:42:19 No, that was iconic. The John Battis and Tremont Shorty part, that's crazy to me. Oh, yeah. Man and fresh. Oh, that's crazy. No, that was incredible. Slow motion on the tiny desk. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:30 No, we talked about that. Like, no, this is one of the most iconic. Nah, but look at it good. Look, I'm on that juvie juice. Look at that can. Zoom in on the can. Zoom in on the can. The people watch the show, but they don't know.
Starting point is 01:42:44 I'm drunk as shit. I'm lit on that. I didn't drink about 10 of them. Because look, I told them, I said, the only way I'm going to do it is y'all let me drink my juvie juice on the show. Because, you know, I didn't know you can't have drink on there. Okay, okay, got you. So I was already in there. I said, look, if I can't.
Starting point is 01:43:02 I said, when I tweeted it, I said, I'll be on there with my juvie juice in my hand. And that's, they allowed me to do it. So I'm the first person to go on Tiny Dash with his actual drink and to be allowed to drink. That's fire. Yeah, it's fire. All right. If y'all go to D.C., y'all should stay a day and try to set up a no-limit, cash money, two different desks. That could be a fire live. That would be true.
Starting point is 01:43:25 Two tiny desks? Yeah, man. Jensel ain't been on it yet. Wow. They need to see them live. Yeah. He ain't been on it yet. That would be great.
Starting point is 01:43:33 Yeah, that would be dope. Yeah, I need my own ton of desks. Nah, you need to do it, bro. I know Bobby, too. Yeah, why are you in D. Why y'all in D.C.? I know Bobby, too. Bobby just was on stage with me in Baltimore.
Starting point is 01:43:45 Oh, alright. Yeah. And trust me. That's what made it happen. Shout out to my guy by because that's what really made it happen. He told, I ain't know what I was doing, bro. At tiny that?
Starting point is 01:43:55 You know when I got the tiny desk? It came out. When I got there, they didn't tell me I had to pay for everything. I thought they were. I'm like, what? Wait, hold up. I had to pay for everybody flights,
Starting point is 01:44:08 everything, the bad, everything. I didn't know. I thought it was something. They was going to pay. I thought. So when y'all going to send the money for the, flights.
Starting point is 01:44:16 Yeah. Like, oh, there's no budget. We're a non-profit. Oh, wow. Wow. Damn. Yeah, yeah. So 80,000.
Starting point is 01:44:27 I'm going to tell that to everybody. That was too, yeah. Y'all saw the time of this performance, right? 80,000, homie, know that part. No, you definitely had out of your juvie juice at that point. Yeah. I spent 80,000. There's no, juvie juices on the screen.
Starting point is 01:44:40 Yeah, we, everybody drinking juvie juice. Yeah, because I had to fly people, you know, John was overseas and I think Trumbon was here in New York. Everybody was in different spots. So you had to get anybody in the deep. But it happened. We did it. No, one of the most iconic times. Definitely was worth it. Go get that juvie juice.
Starting point is 01:44:57 So he can get out that 80K back. Jube juice all week. No, I got the 80K. I was worth it. Oh, no, definitely. I was worth it. It was worth it. For sure, for sure. September 11th cash money, no limit tour. Houston, Texas, starting off.
Starting point is 01:45:15 Then New Orleans, September 12th. A part of me wants to be in that New Orleans. I was about to say. If we're going to D.C., might as well just keep going. Go ahead to New Orleans, man. Go ahead to New Orleans. I'm selling, because it ain't going to be. It's going to be different in so many senses.
Starting point is 01:45:32 I guarantee you we're going to sing songs that we can't sing no way. Yeah. Yeah, big facts. The New Orleans experience is going to be totally different. Listen, I'm looking forward to it. It's a pleasure having you out here. The Legends, Juvenile, B.G. Yes, sir.
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