New Rory & MAL - Episode 543 | Family

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

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Happy birthday, Peach. Happy birthday to Peach. Happy birthday, Peach. The blackest white guy I've ever met He's the blackest white guy I've ever met Say that next week Okay, my bad Yeah, it's still tense times

So we're podcasting It's okay Everybody wants to be black Come on there You're all welcome You're all welcome Everybody wants to be black It's okay, you're all welcome

So you miss Pige's birthday party, man I know man Pete's I'm sorry man Listen, for what is worth, I tried to call it off last night, but Rory was like, adamant about doing this for you. So I was like, fuck it, man. Just go for it, bro. Oh, well, it doesn't matter because Ryan ruined the whole fucking surprise. Oh, Jesus.

All. So tell the people what we did for. Well, first of all, let's start with we're supposed to be here at noon because I told Pige that we had some important meeting and he wasn't allowed in the office, which was like kind of a dead, which is kind of like a dead giveaway. On his birthday. Well, no, sometimes that's not the first. time I've told Pige like, hey, we got like a volume meeting just like come because, you know, Peach comes to the office earlier than everyone else. Pete's texting the group chat last night about the tennis match at 1158.

59. It was 1159. You wanted us to text you happy birthday. That was like the precursor like, yo, my birthday's in two minutes. Like, wish you had to be. So yeah. And two days ago, Pete was in the group chat like, hey, just should I bring some Tupperware on Wednesday just in case you guys.

In case you guys want to do something like, yeah. So, you know, I had Demaris and Ryan on the side. I left you out of the party planning. Okay. Except for the party, I guess, gift. Well, initially we were like, we should do like a Yankee themed party for Peage. Like a surprise, a cake, whatever. And then I was like, Ryan, let's see if we could find like a Babe Ruth impersonator, like an Aaron Judge type of guy.

I tried to get Aaron Judge here for you, Pige, but, you know, he's busy right now. So we went on gG salad.com or whatever the fuck it was called. Gig salads. Whatever it is. Gigi. The number one thing that came up was Dominic Toreto impersonator. And I was like, yo, we're all family. Why don't we do like a Fast and the Furious theme?

Right. So Ryan ordered Hot Wheels stuff and set up, you know, some stuff yesterday. But today he was supposed to be there at noon with the cake. So we could set up the other stuff. And then we'd all be upstairs. Pige would come out of the elevator with Khalifa. See you again would be. playing and it'd be me, you, DeMaris, Ryan, all, like, as one big family.

I was like Tyrese. Yeah. Ryan was like the Asian guy. Yeah, I get it. That's Letty right there. Yeah. Baby D is Letty. Yeah.

Okay. I see where you're going with it. I get it. And that was going to be the whole thing. But instead, Ryan shows up 55 minutes late. Yeah. Cake in hand. Dominic Torretto, Ryan and Peach all walking to the elevator at the same time.

Bro. The most awkward fucking elevator ride. Mind you, Maul, so I lost my wallet so I don't have my key card. So I got here on time. And I didn't know Dominic Torretto. I should have known. Fast and Furious. He was going to be here.

Very fast. 45 minutes early. So I'm trying to avoid this guy that looks like Vin Diesel on the street just to avoid having to have small talk. Did you see him? Yeah. And I walked down the other side of the street so I didn't have to talk to him. No disrespect to him.

Like, I just didn't want a small talk with it. Because I didn't have my key card. So I had to wait for them. That's just a terrible guy. So, Ryan finally gets here. I'm like, oh, can you go grab Dominic Toronto downstairs? And he rings the bell, and I can see Ryan still in the elevator. But I can see Dom talking to someone else.

So I'm like, fuck, he's probably talking to Pige. He's like, are you Pige? Did you have any idea who he was supposed to me? I thought it was a volume guy. Yeah, Pee's thought he was somebody from the volume because you guys told him he he had a meeting. So you didn't know who he was trying to be or...

I'm an elevator at first year. Okay. There's no way you put together that we hired a Vin Diesel look-a-like for your birthday and you've only seen one of the Fast and The Furious movies. Oh my God. And then Ryan brings a fucking ice cream cake

from Queens. So he gets it and hands it to me and the ice cream is dripping down my fucking arm. I'm like, what made you pick this up in Queens instead of like at the Carvel down the street? just so Dom Pige and Ryan get in here we only have you know

Coronaus that's that's what Dom drinks only drink of choice yeah we sing happy birthday and then you know we try to get to know we try to get to know Dom a little bit Tom has three phrases he kept repeating him over and over again

like it's like he never watched the movies he couldn't think of one other line he kept screaming Brian Brian and when See you again when come on. He'd get like really emotional. Yeah, of course.

But here's the thing. He's Dom Torretto. He's not been, he's Dom Torretto. Brian never died in the movies. Rest and peace to Paul Walker, who did die. Yeah.

But he, because Pete even asked, like, am I talking to you as Dom? Hey, of course, I'm Dom. Who else would I be? So he kept screaming. Brian! Like in the middle of a sentence.

Like, in the middle of a sentence. Brian! And the whole time. I'm like Brian never died. He said, he said, you know I'm raising Brian's kid now. I say, well, did he leave your sister? Because he's alive. Oh my God.

Pease, I'm sorry, man. Listen, we're trying to put together. I'm sure this is one of the worst birthdays ever for you. And you know, Peach is mad awkward and Roy is mad awkward. And then this man is also mad awkward. This shit was literally like a curbing. There was a fucking scene. Like, it was insane.

He kept running to the window. Letty! He said, Letty's outside waiting for me. You know she don't remember who she is. Then he said, I chained my Camaro to the fence. You think it'll be okay there? I'm like, I don't know.

Is that a reference? What movie was that in? Meanwhile, I find out later, Pete's like, no, he had a bicycle that he chained to the fence. And he said you couldn't do that. I was like, oh, I thought he was doing a bit from the movie. Pete, I'm so sorry, man. We ruined your birthday for you, bro.

He was great. I don't want to, I'm not shitting on him. It was well worth the money. I definitely recommend Dominic Torretto. Oh, my God. Y'all was sick, man. And he kept saying, where's the milk that Ryan brought from?

He's in the freezer. I'm trying to get some structure back to it. Piece it together. That shit, like, pudding right now. But he kept, he started out by, like, saying, like, families, people that matter in this room. Life is a quarter mile. He started out, like, oh, yeah, we're getting down.

And he said, I got another quote for you, but for later. Then later comes. life is a quarter mile. He did the same exact quote. He did the shit three times. He gave three toasts with the same exact speech. Let me give you another one.

It's not about what's under the hood. It's about who's behind the wheel. Like, you told Pete that four times. Letty! Peach was like, oh God. Peach was like, gosh, you upset him again. That shit was so funny. That shit was, Pete is so funny, bro.

Happy birthday, man. Yes, Pete, we love you. You're the heart behind this podcast. We wouldn't be able to do this without. we had Dominic Torretto here for you today I wanted Aaron Judge I was trying to get Aaron Judge for you The real one?

The real one, yeah. I mean, this is what we had to do since the fucking woke police killed me years ago for getting Demaris an escort for her birthday and was like, you can't do that in a workplace. No one killed you. Now we have to deal with Dominic Tarreto

for PR reasons. He just wants to keep all of escorts to himself. No one killed him for that. Doesn't know, they did. Yeah. They would bring it up even on Twitter. Like what type of?

unprofessional boss are you. I was like, she likes horse. Like I thought that was a nice thing. But you didn't, you weren't bringing any escorts here though. Not here. Pete, most said I missed the escort party. No, no, no. I remember, but I wasn't here. We were LA. No, we were out of town, right?

Yeah. Peach, I have that set up for later. Peace, I need that. Well, me and Pease did trivia on Monday. We got drunk and did trivia and watched the Cocoa Golf. And we watched Naomi. match. Drunk trivia?

Drunk trivia. U.S. Open? Hardest trivia we ever did in our fucking lives. We came in fifth though. Baby Pete was our team name. Out of how many teams? How many teams? Like 15, right? It was a lot of things. It was not eight or nine peas. It was like 15. Whatever.

It was like four or five. Whatever. But we did good. What were some of the questions? Like what was it a theme or just random shit? No, it was just like random shit. They were asked me shit about Gloria Steinem. I don't know shit about Gloria Steinem.

They asked... They would give you songs. Oh, yeah, they would give you, like, songs as clues. Like, it was... When y'all getting Uber's and they have, like, little game thing on the thing, do y'all play that? No, I feel like the finger... I don't want to make my fingertips dirty.

What? I don't want to make my fingertips dirty. I don't know who been licking that screen or touching it. I mean, you touch the handle. The same hand is touching that. Sometimes. All right, never mind. So you play the games?

I had before. Yeah. I also have like hands sanitizer, though. So it's like, I don't know what baby D would say. I don't want to. Who's licking that screen, first of all? You don't know what the fuck people would be doing at Uber. That's very true.

Yes, that is. You don't call ahead in Uber before. Remember that? Yeah, yeah. How could I forget? Yeah. Beautiful night. Beautiful night.

Sunset. Yeah. It's beautiful. No, I get it. Absolutely. Speaking of being drained, I went to the hematologist yesterday. yesterday and I'd no longer have blood. I just wouldn't make that clear.

How much blood did you? There's no blood left in my body. I've at least 25 vials. Okay. Yeah. I have no blood. I just sat there like this. Testing you for all of all of the things. Yeah. They think I may have some some poly something. That's that's what I'm poly. That's what. Polymarket. They suggest that I'd be polymarket. Uh, possibly in three in three weeks still have more polysysystemia where it's like I basically just have gravy blood. Okay. And like that can call it's clots.

So it's like hereditary. So they're still trying to flush out everything and figure out where everything's coming from. Yeah. Just out with the old. I don't like, do you produce more blood or that's just it for me? I think I will. Hopefully you're producing the blood that you gave. Well, they would just put you on a blood thinner. I was on blood thinners.

Now I'm not on blood thinners. So we'll see. But in three weeks, I'll have to go back and drain my body again. So if you guys want to donate blood, I can use them. Well, I mean, now that they drain your blood, it is important to tell you that we are back sponsored by Boots Mobile unlimited, text, and data. And hopefully Rory is okay. He doesn't have Polly Market, which is one of our proud presented sponsors. Look how dedicated I am to our sponsors.

Yeah, come on, man. Only you would have Polly as soon as we became sponsored by Polly Markets. Were you outside this week? No, this week, no. Well, we saw each other Monday. We were here Monday. And just so it was Tuesday. I didn't do shit yesterday.

So, you know, I wasn't outside. I wouldn't say outside. Gotcha. He was inside. Gotcha. I was inside outside. No, hey. Oh, I really got outside.

Inside of what? Inside the house, man. Get a load of this guy. Inside of wood. This is birthday, man. Come on, I understand. I get it. I stopped by Kai's release party.

I saw a DJ drama. Kass and that? No, Kai, Kai, the rapper. Kai Cash. Yeah. Oh, Kai Cash. I'm going to say Kai. No, Kai Sinai is not dropping it out.

I mean, if you're going to say somebody first name, you got to say to, you're going to believe that one for the more famous Kai. Yeah, you said Kai. I'm like, oh, but Kai Cash. Yeah, shout out to Kai Cash. Yeah. Shout out to DJ Drama Lake. Yeah, stop by real quick, just to say what's up.

But yeah, other than that, it's just been giving blood and giving my blood to hip hop. Where, he dropped this album on a Tuesday? I don't know if it was released. we'll figure that out for tomorrow's episode for sure. I think it may be coming out on Friday. It was like a release party. Okay. All right.

Yeah. So don't quote me. This is a very bad plug. I apologize. But anyways, yeah, it was fun. We'll hear what Kai Cash did, man.

Yeah. I like Kai Cash. I like Kai Cash. He's one of the few young rappers out of New York that I like. Yeah, he's dope. That I like. So I want to hear what he was able to do with this project. And I'm drama and Lakers behind it.

Yeah. That's the one that washed reason up during the- Yeah. Clean reason up. Yeah. Oh, y'all gonna get a phone call behind that one. We said that to him when that happened. Like, we was in the car.

We called, we called Reza. Yeah, me and Roezy. Yeah, me and Roezy. Yeah, but he wasn't jacking that. He wasn't jacking that. He got washed. No, he did because he, well, he wasn't jacking that he got washed. But he put him on his next project.

He put on his next project. Oh, no, they're cool. It's not beef. But, I mean, Reeson ain't going to win ahead. Yeah. Imagine getting washed and then you put them on your album because you was that scared. Yeah. That's part for loss.

You got to turn the loss into a win somehow. Last time reason was here. Like, yo, you want to go to Brooklyn? He's like, no, I'm cool. I don't want to go. I don't want to get still opio. You just stay in the city. You don't want to be a rapper

and be me and Rory friends. Because we call Reason on FaceTime together. Like, yo, this some nigga named Kai just washed you. I'm not going to hold you. And that whole week, he's like, yo, I hope someone says my name. I'm like, yo, said your name. Fex. Nah, that was just like a light jab.

All right, now it's a light jab. That was fun. I feel like that was the last time hip hop was fun. Yeah. That moment? That moment was fun. That moment was terrible. There was a lot of mid-wraps that came out of that moment.

Let's just be honest. Yeah, okay. When random people had nothing to do with it, just started a touch. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm not talking about, like, reason. But no more moment of everything was so much fun. It was just coming out of nowhere. I was like, all, man.

Yeah, but that just happens with the internet and the joke becomes, you know, corny. It's like when Tom Cruise starts doing the young jockees going down, dance over. All those moments happen. Yeah. But no, the core moment was great. Okay. I enjoyed that, Tom. It was friendly.

It was like good raps. It was surprised guests. Like, it was fun. Yeah. Daylight dropped and we ain't heard from him since. I'm trying to think, yeah. It has been quiet for a day. Not in like, I don't mean it like that, but.

No, I mean it like that. He hasn't dropped any music. I'm not saying it's quiet for him as an artist. I'm saying he's been quiet after that drop. You haven't really heard in that phone. Which you kind of assumed he was going to like put music out. Yeah, that's what I thought I was okay. You know, daylight, you had to drop some music.

Well, it's looking like he dropped a few. Did he after that? Yeah. Oh, shit. I didn't know. Oh, okay. Well, our apologies, do. I knew about the, uh, what was that?

The old murder to, I knew about that. Okay. But I didn't know about those other songs. No, I didn't know about those. Gotcha. See? Well, I mean, shit. Joey Badass gave us that moment and look at the thanks we gave him.

Like, nobody appreciates anything. Joey did all that for us. everyone just turn their back on him. Now he can't even perform hove at Blue Note. Like, we don't deserve you, Joey. I mean, that was just crazy, though. That song is just crazy. I love to see Joey badass performing at Blue Note.

Look what he did for us and look how we returned the favor. That song? Wait, did he just do that bar or? He put that into a record that samples song. Like, it was a jam session at Blue Note. You guys just made a TMZ moment. That's all. Or I must be trying to get a roll of power or something.

I want to know if he had that show book before they broke up. Probably. Or after they broke. Blue note. It was probably. It was probably. Blue Note people announced their Blue Note residency shit a year in advance. Can we put?

Colchis Clay just announced his for February 2020. Can we pull up Joey Baddashes, uh, IG? Listen, I'm just, I'm just doing my. My boy, my boss. I just want. I just want to. I don't know anyone that does a blue note joint on a whim. Okay.

Unless he was a guest on someone else's. Hmm Nothing about the blue. This summer. I'm performing this summer five weeks ago. Performing live at the Blue Note this summer. Okay, that is true.

All right, all right. You can't, you don't just do six nights. Stand up. Which is 12 shows. Stand up, Joey. That don't mean that the set list was put out. Now, that's very true. 1999.

All right, never mind. See, y'all not even Joey Badass fans. So I'm talking to novices. Novices. Novis baddresses. Because that. that is part of the album 1999. He says night one, I'm doing 1999.

Okay, so stand up, Joey. Stand up, Joey. Yeah. All right. All right, so he had that planned all along. And he was at Dumbow House last night. It looked like he did a performance. I didn't see him being messy.

What if the whole breakup thing was part of the rollout for the Blue Note performance? I think he would have been fine without it. I think Joey could have sold the blue note without a public breakup. I'm just saying. Cerea, Cerea or Soraya, I'm still, I don't know how to pronounce her name.

I'm sorry. She did say that they were, you know, I guess on speaking terms, right? Well, they have a child together. Yeah,

but I, I, what path you want? Because I know a lot of people with children that don't speak at all. So, I mean, listen,

man. That is a fair point. But I'm saying it's not crazy that they could be broken up and have no interest in getting back together, but still speak because they have a child. Did she delete the fuck that nigger cake off her IG? That was always on her friend's IG. Oh, okay.

Yeah, she did one of those. Okay, dokes. Like, it wasn't me. I'm just trying to figure it out, baby, Dita. So I'm just looking for this, you know. I will say Friday will tell a lot. We're not that type podcast, but we should pay attention to her Instagram.

Because Jenae is putting out an album on Friday, and she will have a lot of material she can put on her IG story about Joey. after that Jeney album is listening. West Side Whimsie? West Side Whimsie. All right. Throw down to the,

I need to see the track list. I need to see which one. Here's my thing. I love Jeney. Love her. I think she's a young legend in her own right. Ooh, nothing nice to say.

But he, like, that's, as a man, that's what, it sucks to be a Jeney fan because you can't wait for her to put out new music, but now you have to gear up to be dissed

for a whole weekend. You could be in a great relationship. did nothing wrong. You're going to catch some IG quotes for sure. Oh, don't be that guy. Don't be that guy. That's going platinum on IG. Don't be that guy?

Like whatever with Tyga? That's a number one record. Nothing nice to say. Oh, need that. One thing about a bitch like me. Neighbors with Larry June. All right. Yeah.

So we have Absol, Larry June, Kendrick, Tyga. Sorry, this cursive is hard to read from there. I can't see that last one. Oh my. Okay. Yeah, this great features. I mean, we've gotten a classic when Junae has worked with Soul and Kendrick. So I'm excited.

And I mean, listen, I never want to see any of the couples that we love go through terrible heartbreak, but we know it brings good music. Hopefully it brings good music. When has it never? Some of these niggas broke up and it was good and terrible after that. Like, no, y'all need to get back together Who broke up and had bad music? I don't know, just whoever.

Whoever didn't have good music. Nah, say names. Whoever didn't have good music. That's all I'm saying. I am looking forward to this Jeney project, though. Yeah. I've never heard a bad Jenae album in my life. Well, that's a fact.

She has no misses. She has no misses. And that's rare. And it's the perfect time for Jeney album. Mm-hmm. Weather's starting to turn a little bit. They get ready to start stealing hoodies and shit. Yeah.

you know how that goes. I'm excited. I can't wait. It's a good time for this Jenae project. And it's kind of like, and I'm only saying this about Jenae's personal life because she put so much of her personal life in her music.

We've gotten the album of the first divorce with the gentleman, the guitar player and producer, partner, I forgot his name, Dot. Then we got meeting Sean, New Balance, which is like one of my favorite Jenae joints ever of New Love. Then she has the 28th album

of Being in Love. Now we are about to get, get a divorce from the guy that was her new balance that she had a child with and now she has a new boyfriend. This is legitimately the perfect storm movie with Jeney's personal life. This might be the greatest

Janelle album of all time. And that's that one album she had two when they was on a break. But then he hopped on the album. It's like, I thought we was, I thought it was none of your concern and now the nigga on featured. Like, what are we doing? Yeah. Good times. I'm excited, man. I'm super excited. Love Jenae. Seeing her

live was otherworldly. Remember, I and saw her in dishroom so the first time. Perfect show to do that. Yeah, that was great. Oh, I mean, we need to do that for this one. I'm curious, like, what type of sound it is, though. I think it's going to be very Westside, heavily influenced. West Coast, I mean. Yeah.

I mean, she got Tiger on there. Is it going to be some 80 shit? A little left-de-cutting-floor-room AI with Tiger? Left on the data floor. Jenae is never doing anything with AI. Never. You think she's sending shots at Sean on her? Yeah.

You answered that way too fast. She sent shots at them when they were together. Very true. Yeah, of course. I'm kind of mad I didn't see any freestyles on there, though. That made me, like, imagine if the intro was a freestyle. Yeah. For those that don't know, the timestamps, the hearts with Kendrick,

that version for Jenae is the freestyles. That's the shit we look for. That's her timestamps. I keep telling. I give credit to Jeney for everything. Well, not everything, but definitely the song she had with Drake, definitely. I think that song changed Drake sound. Yeah.

That was a turn of point in Drake Sam. What was the name of that record? July or Sparks Will Fly. Or From Time. Sparks Will Fly is J. Cole. Sorry. From Time was like one of those records, I think, that changed Drake sound. Like his sound to me from, you know, what I remember.

But like after that record, a lot of Drake's rapping changed after that. I mean, I give her credit for most of R&B right now, in my opinion. But I think everyone is her kids for the most part. Even some of the men, I think are her kids. I think she completely changed how R&B. Same way we talk about blog era rap in those guys and how they changed everything. I think she did that with R&B, almost single-handedly. I think Jene is one of them and is a legend of no right.

So I'm excited for this. Demaris, what's your favorite freestyle? I put new balance. New balance first came out on SoundCloud as a freestyle. So I'm putting a new balance into this. But triggered, comfort and ending, wasted love, pretty bird. I would say comfort and ending. But triggered, triggered is up there.

It's just triggered when it's so. Trigger became almost like we belong together when it's so. amazing, but like you hear it so much. Yes. Triggered was like a single single. Yeah, like when it becomes a single, you can't escape it. So then you, it's not that it stops being so good. It kind of loses its specialty because you hear it so much.

Like, you hear it so much. So, but if I think about the best one, I think that triggered is probably the best one. But comfort and ending is one of the greatest arm. But I told you not to trust these holes. Man, she came out the gate. I fucked you on a boat on your. birthday shouldn't have fucked you on a boat on your birthday it was like what the fuck

and I should have never took you on a boat for your birthday you know what Baby then you was wow young when that song came up like why that hit you so hard you was fresh out of high school that's when that's when you feel your emotions the deepest fresh out of high school

yes yeah you can't understand your emotions you think everything's love when it's not I might have still been in actually in 2013 oh no I'm 24 14 I was fresh out of high school. Yeah. I was in, I was, had their freshman year. Yeah, but like, you, you didn't know what love was your freshman year at college.

Yeah, but that, we're saying that can be the reason why it's so emotional because you can't really understand your emotions at that time. You think everything is love. Everything is what I'm saying. You think this is the end of the world. Yeah. Everything feels like the end of the world. As you get older, things don't hit you as hard. Because you've been through it.

Because you've been through it. So like a heart break, me going through it. If I was to go through a heartbreak right now, I'd be like, oh, I'm hurt. And I'm like, I gotta go to work. A bill is due. And I already know I love the nigga before and I'll get over it. You've moved on. You know what that feels like.

You know what I'm saying. You know that you can get over shit like that. Back then you get your heart broken. And Janay is pumping through SoundCloud? Yeah, it's over. That's a bad. I'm glad you I made it through that time of your life. Shout out to Chrissy.

That's my bitch. And I had a friend named Chrissy at that time. And she used to tell you everything. Yep. Shout out Chrissy. Nosey-ass Chrissy. We don't never tell about what Chrissy got going on. Yeah.

Why, we don't ever get into it. Tell us about yourself, Chrissy. Yeah, like, let's get into what Chrissy got going on. Like, I know her boyfriend. Okay. What would that mean? I know what they be going through. He tell me everything.

John tell me everything. Yeah. Jermaine tell me everything. Yo, you're mad funny for that. Nobody gets Rory's layers because that's mad funny. Because we talk about Chrissy and he said, John tell me everything. of Chrissy Teagan and John Legend.

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Yeah, October, right? Yeah. God damn, they got Farrell chain to that motherfucking. Yeah, it's John Legend, and there's the Quabell one, and I feel like there's another Farrell joint. Oh, yeah, clips and push it to you. Yeah. It's called Muse.

We're about to get some great wedding music. You see, look at the artwork. Oh, yeah. You know what this is. It's Mac tonight. Stop. Yeah. Ferrell's going to dress like Frank Sinatra.

I already see this rollout coming. I know I'm not going to like it. It's going to piss me off, but it's going to be good music. John Legend, huh? I like that album cover. That is a fire. That's a cool album cover. Yeah, that's dope.

But no, all jokes aside, I am excited for John Legend and Farrell. And I hope John goes to Farrell's world. Ferell doesn't go to Johns. I don't need the Farrell version of... John's world? Oh, John goes to Farrell's world. Okay. Like, please.

I want more green light than I would whatever was in all the Kevin Hart movies. Okay. Please. Give me some uptempo, John. I don't want the uptempo, John. I want... Give me the green light. And you're talking about whatever was in the fucking the witchamacala movies that baby

tonight's the night. No, it's okay, back to what we were just talking about. Of course that's an amazing song. That was that shit. You couldn't fucking escape in the first date music. That was that shit though. No, that's a classic song. Yeah.

But it's again, like the Mariah Care, like I've just heard it everywhere. It's like becoming a character of itself. But see, but at the same time, I don't like that because it's, but I feel that same way about fucking Empire State of Mind. I don't when that whole shit was going on and people were trying to take away from Empire State of Mine I don't like that they're like oh my god this fucking song I'm like the song is everywhere

because it's a fucking amazing song that's why you've heard it so much since it came out it's an amazing song I mean listen it's great to hear it in Yankee Stadium but like if I'm in the whip and like mall throws on Empire State of Mall I'm like what are we doing right now this is what you chose

nobody nobody lets that song play in a car. It's just because we've learned to see it too much. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's for performing. Like, it's amazing. Like, he did the shit in Philly and it was still amazing.

Yeah. If you see Jay perform it, it's like, okay, it goes off. But like, if I get in the whip and you banging that, baby, I'm going to look at you like, it's mad new shit out. Like, imagine I pull up in front of your house and, like, you get in the car and I have that play. Now, I'm going to feel like we might have a greatest night ever.

Every time I hear that song, I feel like, yo, we really in New York. It's a. What? Like, concrete jungle where dreams is made up. Like, it's nothing we can't do. It's mad that you can't do in New York. Like, don't you talk about. Okay.

Baby D's defense, and I'm going to snitch on a front of ours, Kaz. We were at Maiden America. I didn't know what. Baby D's eye to tiger. No first. No, dad, you know what? No jokes aside. It really is.

That's mad funny. That's mad fun. Made in America, Jay was the only time he had And he closed with that. And it was like the whole Palooza crew, we were sitting watching. I'm sitting next to Kaz. And I see Kaz tearing up. And I'm like, you're right, man?

He said, we're from the greatest city, man. Oh, my God. See. And mind you, we were in Philadelphia. We're from the greatest city. That's beautiful. I think that that's so beautiful, yo. You think?

I'm sure that you say he had a lot to do with it, too. What do you think is beautiful? I think that that's, I think that people, maybe it's because I'm not, I wasn't born in New York City, so I don't take it for granted, like you guys do. Well, I don't take New York City for a while, but I think sometimes y'all take it for granted. I complain about this place, but it's the greatest place on Earth, and it's not even close. Yeah. Everybody says that about where they're from.

Yeah, but they don't really have grounds like where to stand on. Like, we have grounds to stand out. Like, other people who aren't from our city would also say that, too. I think some niggas from Miami might feel like they're from the greater city. I think some people from Atlanta might feel like they're from the greatest city. Nobody from Atlanta feels like they from the greatest city. What?

You're crazy as hell. JD did a whole song about it. Yeah, okay. Adland. Jaydie always here. I just seen him at Mira. He's working. And he went back home to his greatest city.

Oh, okay. With the players play. Oh, okay. Things like every day. People from Texas fly they from the greatest place. Yeah. No, people from Texas really do believe that. That's what I'm saying.

But those are, but they don't think they're from America. People from L.A. Okay, so put it like this. You can't tell people from L.A. L.A. L.A. ain't the greatest city. People from all the major cities believe that their city is the best. Right.

People from all the other cities that aren't major cities believe that New York City is the best. Go tell an Irish guy from Boston that Boston is not the greatest place. That's also a major city. It's a fight. Tell some of them why is from Chicago. They ain't from the greater city. They're going to just point to the Jordan statue. They eat with that one.

I'm just saying. But people from who aren't from major cities would say, New York City is the greatest city. But I think people from small towns feel like, what's the song that we love? The guy was probably racist. Sweet home, Alabama. No, no, no.

Like, don't come to our small town. We love the song. We played it in the office all the time. No, Peage loves that song. You must be talking about Morian Wylan. Was that him? Oh, try that in small town. Like, he feels like he, he's fuck big cities.

Come try that in a small town. Like, he wasn't playing that shit. Yeah, they ain't ever really been in New York for real. They ain't really never been in Brooklyn on a stoop at 10 p.m. on a 85 degree day drinking, duce out of cups. I ain't going to lie. Sometimes it does, like, and I guess it's just being from New York. Like, it bugs me out when people say that they've never been to New York. That's still one of those things that I can't believe.

I'm like, I feel like everybody's been to New York at least once. So when people are like, no, I've never been to New York City, I'm like, what do you mean? Like, where have you been in if you've never been to New York City? Like I feel like everybody Again, just me being dumb I guess I feel like everybody in proximity to New York City

Like whether you're from Florida Well most people from Florida are from New York Some people Some people from Florida Have never been to New York City But more It's some people from Queens

That never been to Manhattan Like Those are the niggas I never want to run into That is true That's ever been to Manhattan You're crazy as fuck I know people from the

Listen I know people from the Bronx That have never been to Jersey And the George Washington That's it Oh, that's way different. No, it's not. Not when you live seven minutes from the George Washington Bridge? Way different.

No, that's not. You can see the George Washington Bridge. The D-Drain doesn't go to the city. I mean, it does. It doesn't go to Jersey. The George Washington Bridge is right there. So we're going to take the poppy bus to Fort Lee and do what? Yeah.

I don't know. Just take the D-Train to Times Square is way different. Nah, bro. Not, not, live in seven minutes from the George Washington Bridge and you've never crossed it. That's insane. What's the point? That makes sense to me, though. That makes way more sense to me.

Ain't shit in Jersey. What are you going to do in Fort Lee? Ain't shit in Jersey. It's shit. I used to live in Jersey. So when I say there's shit in Jersey, yes, there's shit in Jersey. Plenty. Jersey's amazing. Yeah.

No, Jersey's not amazing. But there is a lot of Jersey. I hate Jersey. So there is a lot of Jersey. But if you live in the Bronx, there's no reason for you to go to Jersey. You would be going to Jersey just to go. I lived in the Bronx. It was mad reasons to go to Jersey.

Like what? Go shopping. What shopping was you doing? The mall. And there's at one point, like, the taxes were different. Oh, the taxes were. One of my best friends in the Bronx. His mother would go shopping.

shopping in Jersey every Sunday or some shit. To save money. But there was no necessity. But she also had a car. Yeah. Like taking the poppy bus to Fort Lee to just walk around Fort Lee is like for what do you? So what? No sales tax in Jersey. That's what it was something like that. Yeah.

It scares me when people that live in New York City say they've never been to New Jersey. What? What I don't we don't have. Ryan, how many people live in San Francisco that had never been to Oakland or live in Oakland and never been to San Francisco? Do you hear that often? But those are not different states. It's the same distance.

Yeah, it's like I'm talking as far as just right there. Yeah. I just feel like nobody. If people in New York had cars, I feel like they would go to Jersey more. But if you don't have a car, you're going to rent a car to go to New Jersey. When everything that you need in New Jersey outside of the beach you can get in New York City doesn't make any sense. Like I know plenty of people have lived in New York for 40 years and I've never been to Staten Island. I get that.

You got to take a ferry or you have to drive. I've been to London more than I've been to Staten Island. I've still never been to Staten Island. Like, no, I've been to London. That's hilarious. More than I've been to Staten Island. And I live maybe 30 minutes from Staten Island. Exactly.

So I get it. Okay. Because you've never had a reason to. So I'm saying there's plenty of people that don't have a reason to hop on a poppy bus and go to Fort Lee, New Jersey. The Giants played it. Who got Giants money? It's Matt.

You can get cheap tickets for the Giants games. I mean, you might not be able to tell who's running the ball, but I mean, you can be in the stadium. I mean, you should. They can be running the ball for long anyways. You can feel the energy. Like the Giants played there. The Nets were there for years.

Like, it was matches to doing Jersey. There's a bunch of shows there. Like, I just don't understand how people have never been to Jersey that live like 10 minutes from Jersey. That's just crazy to me. It's a beautiful state. Yeah. Your tomatoes, great tomatoes. Great tomato.

Yeah. But long story short, I understood. Like, when the Knicks won the championship and when I seen Jay-Z perform like Empire State of Mind and person, I understood a little mama. I understood why she went up on stage. Oh, for sure. When she was like, it was just the energy, it was New York. I would send her like in tears in my eyes with the fireworks and shit. Like, now I feel her.

I would have lost a bet on Polly Market. Everyone that I saw at the Yankee Stadium show, second and third night, I said, I bet you he brings out little mama for Empire State of Mine. I thought he would too. I thought that would have been like a circle. That would have been fire. That would have been like not her walking up there uninvited. Like Jay invited her up on stage to do.

to do this like she did. That would have been fire. I'm sorry. That would have been amazing. Look at Ball. You don't have no whimsy. No east, no East Coast whimsy.

No, I love the East Coast. I'm just saying Jay was not bringing Little Mama on stage. No, of course. I knew he wasn't going to do it, but it would have been dope if he did. Right to be pissed that she did that in 2009,

but now I think it'd be a funny full circle moment. Oh, yeah. I mean, I would have been fucking livid in 2009. Like, we rehearsed this for a week. We shot B-roll at Yankee Stadium. Like, We got cues. We got shit.

Like, you ruined this moment for us. Yeah. I would have been living. But, I mean, yeah, if they would have just ended it, like, how she ended it. Like, it's all bad. And maybe she knew, she was, she was basically telling us how big that record was going to be back then. So, New York, this is a New York state. They need to play that at the airport, though.

Like, when you land at JFK, that should be playing. That should be playing. Yeah. I mean, you're going to hear it three times if you walk in from, if you win JFK. You're going to hear it three times before you get a baggage claim. Was that the greatest award show of all time, VMA's 2009? You get Kanye on the red carpet with Amber and a bottle of Hennessy. You get Kanye interrupting Taylor.

You get, you get Beyonce trying to grab Little Mama and Little Mama going, nah, this one's for the city. Was that the same one? All the same one, 2009. I don't know, it might be. My second runner-up would be when Monique dressed up like all the performers

when she kept dressing up like the performers and she did her That was to be amazed or was that the BT Awards That was a BET Awards That and when Will and Jada hosted it

as Mr. and Mrs. Smith When the movie Mr. Smith came out That was great too I mean the little Kim For Fitwit Pete said I knew exactly No put the camera on me

Pete said the little Kim The boo That or the JLo dress The J-Lo dress was crazy Oh yes The green J-Lo dress I don't even know And you know it was crazy when you look back at that

because that was like a thing, they was like, oh my gosh, she's like she's showing so much skin. Like when that came out, that is very, very like conservative now. This is very conservative. That's probably one of my favorite dresses I've ever seen in my life. That dress is beautiful.

I mean, she's doing a great job in the dress as well but, you know. Tits look great. No, that was like porn back then. Now this is, yeah, this is like a fucking nun birthday dress. Church dress now.

Right. They were like, you wear that the dinner. They're like, oh my God, why you got so many clothes on? You got the club. You could not wear that to the club.

You got mad clothes on. Yeah. Can't see no lip or nothing. Can't see no lip. What is that, J-Lo? Come on. Even when it's like the tip drill video,

that's like my four you page right now. Tip-drow video is mad regular now. Mad regular. That party was whack. That pool party was trash. Not a pool party. The craziest part of that was the year. What? They sticking cucumbers in each other now.

Like, what are you talking about? On Instagram. Yeah. You ain't see that one? No. We talked about that. I tried to hire that girl for Peter's birthday. I didn't see that.

Yeah. Oh, Ryan, you probably never saw the tip drill video before, did you? Ryan, you've never seen the tip drill video? Come here, son. Let me show you thing. How we say that, but Brian's going to look at us like, why are you guys find a little bit? Let's make you a man today.

When that one girl was shaking her ass so hard, she popped the G-string. Yeah. like god damn yeah the only crazy thing now in this video would be like it's 03 how do you get a credit card that's the wild look at this this is not this is nowhere near

that party looked great though yeah but this is like but back then well shit streets is watching that one that one scene they were showing pussy in that scene streets is what scene was that was that the song with um

j uh sauce money they're in like uh goes out to my Brooklyn crew that one yeah they show they show pussy what was oh when they had they rented out the um whatever like museum

or some shit they were in yeah yeah yeah he was there no no I wasn't there for that but I couldn't remember what what video he was home on yeah that I mean that was the craziest shit ever but again that wasn't playing on TV no no no you had to get the tape It's September, so it's not back to school.

It's Apple announcements. Yes. That's more important. What are we going to use to take photos of our kids going to school? That's way more important than our kids going to school. It's not about the school. It's about the phone that you are using to record your kids and take pictures of your kids going to school. That will take up all their time where they won't even need to know their time's tables because they'll have the phone.

Screen babies. Well, Apple unveiled its iPhone duo as well as the iPhone 18 Pro. but the iPhone duo is Apple's first foldable phone. Yeah. Which is something that I think a lot of people was probably wondering why Apple didn't get into the foldable foldable game a long time ago, but they seem to be folding the money.

They like the type of money that folds. You know what I'm saying? That's the type of money that Apple's like the type of money that folds, man. We were looking at all like the videos and photos that Apple just posted of the duo. I don't know it's not my style of phone but I've said that about everything that Apple changes and then I eventually adapt and I eventually like yeah they were right this is the way to go no I'm getting that getting it so if they have y'all let me tell you something right now

if Apple brings back with that iPhone duo the case like the two-way case the clip where you have to oh my god I've been waiting to do this one the niggins with the phone I've been waiting to do that you know How long I'm waiting to do that? Wait, can you select, will that hang your phone up? Can I fold my phone back and bang on somebody? Slam shit, yeah. Then I feel like I'll crack the screen. I'm about saying a fucking screen on.

Nah, man, it's Apple. They come on. They don't thought about all of that. They tested all of that. They're going to let you slam hang up on somebody now. They know how important that is. That's their bread and butter, man. We can send fucking spaceships to the moon and back and they don't break.

They intentionally make these screens so they will fucking shatter. Nah, man. I think this is going to be, you know, a durable thing. But I hope they have the cool clip cases, man, for the hip, man. They need to bring that back. That was such a like a... That was a fashion statement.

Yeah, to be able to just do that. You laid your shirt on it. Yeah. Like, it was really part of your fit. Come on, man. We need that, man. Bring that back, man. Bring back the cool...

Because look at that. I would love to be able to just put that in a case. Yeah. On my head. Yeah, man. Like, it just kind of just... You know what I mean? Like, again, I think with...

And it has this? Or is this one of the cases that it... Oh, man. But it's basically an iPad. Like, that... They got me. Here's my thing. They're putting out the 18 in the duo.

I think by the 19, everything will be a duo. So I will have to adapt. Like, I'd be a hypocrite now. Fast forward to two years on this podcast. I'll have a duo in my hand. Because all it is is they're just going to make our hands adjust to the new dimensions of the phone. Yeah. Because like if you hold the first iPhone in your hand right now,

as small as that thing was, you can't believe that. The new phones now, you hold those in your hands. with no problem. But, I mean, Peach made a great point off mic. The same way we all had to adapt to everything going Bluetooth, so no more auxiliary cords, no more USBs, content is going to adjust. There'll be new Instagram reels, TikTok reels that when you open your phone, that's how people are now cropping.

Same way with IG reels adjusted to this. Square used to be everything. And now reels are everything. FaceTime sex. who it's going to hit different when I could fold that ass Oh no she could fold it open

When I say she talks her bust it open And I open the phone She oh her legs just spread I could close and open her legs myself On the face time Come on baby Dee Don't look at me I'm just saying baby Dee

I just don't When they become a regular thing Just be like yo mom I ain't gonna lie You called that Oh that's cool You could have two different All right see now they're starting

To sell me a little bit I can have my text messages open here and do some other shit over here. Come on. She could be on FaceTime with you. You can still be, you know what I'm saying? Come on, man. Okay, see that?

This is for us. I thought it was just a bigger screen. It's bigger screens, bigger dreams. That's what it is. It's a bigger screen and bigger dreams. You're not dreaming big enough, Roy. Come on, man. He's fucking mall cook over here.

Yeah, man. Yeah, that dual screen thing did actually just kind of give me. I thought it just opened up to basically an iPad. But if you could have two different iPhone screens at one time. Come on, man. That is, that's kind of a game changer. And imagine FaceTime to three-way FaceTime? What kind of freaky-ass life you live?

So I'm adjusting with the times, baby, D. Oh, okay. I ain't even got near. Adapt or die. Yeah, what you go? You're going to adapt and get left behind? What you're going to do, baby, Dee? You see only FaceTime on one person at a time?

Come on, man. It's two systems. It's a duo. It's called the duo. Double. Duo is double in Dublin, I guess. I don't know. Made that up badly. Yeah. But you're not going to get the first week ones.

That's always kind of been a... Don't get the first three-month ones. Like, give it a... That theory, I feel like, has always been accurate. Like, not really just a rumor. Those first batches of iPhones always fuck up. No matter what iPhone is. I think they took their time with this one. I think they had this, they had this model for a while. Oh, for sure. They probably had this since like the 15.

Yeah, man. And they just was like, you know what I'm saying? Let's really flush this out. Let's really, you know what I mean? Damn, they're getting rid of framed photos. Look at that. I told you all. FaceTime, look.

They're showing you already what it is. Oh, yeah. Incredible. Yeah, I'm getting that. That's a co-parenting dream right there. Oh, come on, man. You don't have to see your kids anymore. Just get them a duo.

Nah, let me let me let that duo raise tomorrow, man. Let me go chase my dream. Come on, man. You know what I'm saying? That's hilarious. October 23rd? Yeah. I might walk in here on the 24th with that.

I ain't going to hold you. Yeah, we'll see. I am due for a new phone for sure. Me too. I've had this for a minute. I was just telling somebody I need a new iPhone. And I was like, wait, doesn't iPhone use to come out with a new iPhone September? And sure enough, they announced this now October 23rd.

So, yeah. I don't have two phones Pete said I got two phones right there you folded out that's two phones If they let you get two lines I don't think it works like that

Come on a fan If they let you get two lines On the duo No Y'all not following the train If that was the case Then you really get a family plan Yeah this is what I'm trying to tell you

Look at that Come on how you're not going to get that baby D Baby D? Baby D you definitely getting that phone Cut it out You guys We don't upgrade our phones I don't upgrade my phone

It takes a while I'm on, I think, 15 or 16. I'm on 15, but that's only because, but that's only because I broke my phone and I had to update it because I think at the time I had a 12. This is. Like, I do not update my phone. Yeah, this is an iPhone 15 Pro.

Yeah, I got the 15 Pro too. So this is, and I mean, the 15 is great. Like, I don't feel like I need an upgrade. Like, no. The only time I'll start getting like, damn, I need to upgrade is when they upgrade the cameras. We just bought their stuff. A significant difference.

These phones listen to us. Both of our phones are going to fuck up tonight. Oh, yeah, for sure. The fact that we just said that out loud, we don't need a new one. Yeah. Everything starts moving. Yeah, yeah.

No, it's over, no. It's okay. Just get the duo, baby, Dee. It's all right. You in there. And we could probably, imagine it. Imagine that's part of the duo.

You can't make it in. You got to set up the... I have a MacBook. Set up the Duo. But did you see how the duo you can set up like the MacBook and you could do your lives, like with it set up? Come on.

The more I'm looking at this, I was against it five minutes. Don't get the 18. They're going to think that iPhone. You said it's a business business? Don't get the 18. Don't get the 18. Don't do that. Don't do that to yourself.

They're going to think that iPhone page, or Apple page, y'all. Let me tell you something. Let me explain something to you how very good. Apple doesn't need us to cell phone. Yeah. First of all, they don't need that. And if they did. Apple doesn't need Joe Rogan to cell phone.

Yeah. They just got to tell me it's a duo. And I'm just like sold October 23rd. You're under a spell. Me? Yes. Clearly not. I still have the 15. Clearly, I'm not under no spell.

I'm just saying I was ready for an upgrade, but this is a whole new iPhone. This is a whole new thing that they're giving us now. So definitely want to get that. Shout up the iPhone. It's set up like an alarm clock. They really fell with that the Apple. What was it?

The Apple goggles. Vision Pro. They dropped the ball on that. That shit was too heavy. Really? I put that. My homeboy had that shit. I was like, bro, I can't watch no game with this shit.

It looks great. Like watching the NBA game or something. It's heavy and uncomfortable. It's just too. fucking heavy. Like you can't wear that shit for almost two hours. No, we can't do that. They're going to get it right though.

I think with all the just goggle stuff period, like I think they're going to skip over trying to make that type of stuff work and there's just going to be some shit in front of us. Like you're just going to hit something on your duo and it's just going to show up in your world. A hologram? Yeah. The cool thing

was the one. I think I don't know who made that one, but the one with just the lens over your eye. I was on a flight with a dude and he had that. A little monocle? Yeah, it was literally just one little lens. Like, it was like glasses, but it was just one lens. Is it the Google glasses?

It might have been Google. Google lens or something like that. And he literally was just doing this and swiping page. Yeah, yeah. I've seen those. That was fly. I was okay, that's dope. But I don't know, just being that guy on a plane.

I mean, you've seen. How do I, hey, move, man. You have my arm space. Okay, well, YouTube's on your face right. now. So I'm talking. Speaking of commercials, did you guys see that they, Jake Paul got an entourage reboot before HBO could? No, I did not see that. Can we pull it up? I think it's Jake Paul. It's one of the betting sites and I'm not promoting them. We're not going to say their name. But yeah, Jake Paul got Ari and Vince back together. And I'm a huge entourage fan. I'm not here to

hate. I don't know. I just didn't. Everyone's was going nuts on the internet over it. I was a little hipstery about it. That's not how I wanted to see Ari and Vince come back together. But it was nice to see Jeremy Pivot as Ari and in character. Like, that's just cool to see, but

I don't know. It was okay. Was it just because Jake Paul's behind it? Or you just... No, Jake Paul doesn't even come into the commercial till like three-fourths through the commercial. He's like in the house party and it's, or his party or whatever. No, I don't know. It just felt like, it felt like,

I forgot the creator of Autourage. Doug Ellen. It felt like Doug Ellen didn't write it, so it's Ari, but it's not Ari. It felt like someone trying to copy Doug Ellen's writing with those two characters, and that's where they lost me. I know it's just commercial, I'm over-analyzing everything, but I love that show, and it doesn't seem like Doug Ellen wrote this,

and he writes Ari, so I only want him to write Ari. Okay. Well, what is it for? It was just an app? We're not going to say the app, but... Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Jake Paul has an app. Okay, got it. So... But your guys were in it. Ball brothers. And they plugged the new song as the background music. See, I got to hear the new song.

I was at the strip club and I text more and I was like, yo, that song you hate, that shit going up in the strip club. Yeah. Two years out. She wasn't going. It really was, though.

It wasn't going up. Baby D.C. one girl shake ass. My yo's going up. What's going up? I might swerb and act on a, whoa. Bitch hold on site because I tweaking this bitch, I'll let shit go.

I don't care what y'all say. That's AI. I wouldn't argue with you there. That's an AI song. It sounds like an AI song. Definitely. Yeah, I'm not, I just think it's a good AI song, that's all. Okay.

Did you hear the new one with Lonzo Ball and Lamello? Is Lamello and the one that's good at basketball? Leangelo featuring Lanzo. Jello. That's the name. Jello. Jello featuring Lanzo. Lanzo was on the second verse, talk about like, fiends is like vampires at the door. Like, we didn't watch them grow up. Not the fiends is like vampires at the door. Wait, play it where I am. Because y'all are you trying to turn me into like I hate the ball brothers and I don't. I don't think you hate the ball brothers. I think you hate the ball brothers as musicians.

Yeah, that shit is like, come on. It's a joke at this, but it's like a mockery. Like, it's like, come on. This shit is not real. But shout out to them, though, you know. Let them get their bag. You haven't listened to that Glowrilla song since? Which one? What's that called? Giggyly bow.

Giggilly bow. Oh, no, she had a song with Jello. That was his follow-up single. But, no, that sexy red and gloorilla song is hilarious. What, sexy red and Gloverilla have a song called Jiggly, jiggly, jiggly, bow. A new song? That's the hook, too. Jigley, jiggly, jiggly, bow.

Jiggly, bow. jiggly jiggly bow bow, got it, okay it's they're getting killed for it I think they were trying to do

something creative and try to create almost like a new catchphrase or saying or something in reference to shaking ass which has been done

before in music but okay bow bow bow jiggly jiggly jiggly bow bow see that's the thing with music now everybody's trying to make

that that phrase that they think that people could you know post on TikTok and rills IG it's just like

the beat is hard though that beat is crazy the beat is not really like that I don't like that hook though jiggly bow bow bow she probably said it in the studio and someone laughed and then they yeah they tried some shit of what you're explaining

yeah I'm not mad at them that can go in like a bubble yum commercial I didn't hate it as much as the internet you can get jiggly bow bow and like because that's like it's it's safe we know what jiggly bow bow bow is but

little girls can have a commercial chewing bubble gum and jiggly bow-b-b-b-b-hclaim. That was... Well, chew that motherfucker. To make her mama proud. And then blow that motherfucker. Then she threw this up.

Okay. Whoa. Jiggly-bow-bow. I feel like, I mean, with the right marketing, it's possible. Because girls shake that laughy-taffy is the dumbest shit in the world. I've always said that. But if it catches, it catches. What did that song do to you? Did something happen to you during that song?

Because it's such a bad song. It was always such a bad song. It's catchy as opposed to what from that era? They were all bad songs that were. No, they were not all bad songs. Girl, shake that laughing. What the fuck does that even me? Shake her ass.

Giggylly bow, it's the same thing. But that's what I'm saying. It has the potential to... Laffy-taffy is way better than jiggly. No, it's not. It's your nostalgia. You have a time recognizing when your nostalgia's kicking. I know.

I recognize that right away that that's a nostalgic thing. Okay. Yeah, that was high school dances. We were listening to Laffy Tappy. But that does not make it better. It's better. It's better. It's not better.

This beat was hard, though. That beat is way harder than the Laffy Taffy beat, and girls shake that Laffy Taffy is not. That beat is better than the Laffy Taffy beat, yes. The song is better. But Laffy Taffy is a much better song. Okay. With a classic hook.

I mean, they look great. Of course. It's a finer generation. Jiggly Bow Bow, Bow is not doing that. Well, no, because of the generation that is in. Generation Alpha is not jacking that. It's very hard to define a generation these days. Chiggly, jiggly, jiggly, bow, bow.

I don't know. It works. But the song's not out yet. They just released that. They released a snippet. A little filler. They're trying to see if people are going to be like, okay. Yo.

But you also, you can't pay attention to that either because people don't pay attention to feelers these days unless it's a R&B song. You got to put the song out. Yeah. Maybe the day before and then like let it live in the algorithm for 24 hours. But if you're sexy right and global, put that shit out. Put it out. And here's the thing. With that beat and outside of the jiggly-bow-bow, they was getting their shit off.

Like, I liked the song until she said that bullshit. I don't like that hook. Jiggly bow bow, bow is like, I get what they doing, but it's like, nah, come on, ladies, I got to. I'm gonna need to see Ari. I'm gonna need to see Ari then throw some jiggly bow bow bow to it. And I'm gonna start. I mean, well, then, yeah. Ari?

Ari. When Ari hit the jiggly bow bow bow on beat with her ass, it's a classic. The song will become a classic. She just put out a classic video. Ari goes Ari? The real Kyle sister. Moneybag, yo girlfriend. baby mother.

Yeah. Not, well, no, Ari Lennox could jiggly bough out. Okay, so when you said

Ari, I think it's my Linux. You know what? And that's fair because I just said, yeah, same way I said Kai. Yeah,

I'm like Ari Lennox. You're waiting to see Ari Lennox. Well, I was talking about, in the shake ass shaking world, I didn't think

that dancing a jiggly ball ball would make you think of Ari Lennox. I thought you would think of the queen asshake. But I don't know a lot

of these girls by their names though. Yeah. I know when I see them in their back side. money bag yo's girlfriend then. It's like, okay, I'm gonna be talking about. Did you see the latest drop that she had?

It was like somebody was sitting at like maybe a dinner table and she was like halfway across the living room and it was just ass just took over the entire screen. It was classic. It was like Illmatic level. And her ass is real, right? She says so. It looks real in that video.

She says, she's always said, she said so. Yeah, she dropped a classic the other day. Well, shout out to her. Maybe I'll interrupt us. Shout out to all the ass shakers. If ass shakers want to change the world's mind, on jiggly bow bow,

bow, please do. Yeah, if like each cheek goes up to bow bows. I'll listen, I'll watch. I have no problem doing that. I just don't know if jiggly bow bow is going to. It's going to do it for you. I don't know if it's going to take the charts by storm.

I don't think. Damn. Beat is hard, though. What's going on with the, with the female rappers, yo, they're not really charting that well. Outside of the obvious,

you know, Cardi's always going to chart well when she, you know, But we need a new Nikki. We need a new Nikki record, man. We gave you a carbon copy and you hated it. That's what I'm saying. I don't want that. I want a new Nikki Minaj record. Do you? Yes. I'm afraid for Nikki to disagree. I think Nikki got a lot to say right now, a lot to talk about. She got unlimited content right now. I'm not saying I'm going to agree with everything Nikki Minaj is about to say. But I agree with you. This would be a good time for a Nikki album. She has plenty of content.

She has, Nikki got plenty of shit. And Nikki been quiet. As far as releasing music? Yeah, as far as releasing music. I mean, has she really been loud on the internet? She was back on Twitter the other day. Was she? But I mean, not to the comparison of last year, but, you know.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, nothing to, you know. I mean, she also has been, like, on tour with the Republican National Convention. Like, sits with everyone and, like, she hasn't been quiet. I'm too much, like, as far as artists. Like, her and Erica Kirk, like, probably. probably have like a buddy cop movie coming out. Yeah. It's been this December will be officially three years since the last time she dropped.

So last time she dropped the album. We need it. Yeah, we need a new, we need a new Nikki, man. Nikki got to come restore. She got to come restore order. You think she'll wait until like election time or maybe primaries? I don't know when she wait, when or what she's waiting for. But right now is the time, though.

We need a new Nikki record, man. To answer your question, Amaris, I think female rap is. down the same reason all rap is down yeah and I just think topic wise it's not just a female thing I think everyone's kind of just exhausted

of the exact same type of record exact same type of content and to everyone I know there's other rappers making other content I get it we're talking about more of the higher streaming music that's all I'm getting at I know there's plenty of Nikki know what she doing she's sitting back watching all this yeah she knows she she she watching all of this shit

happened like all right go hey Let's let the other ladies carry the torch and see what they could do with it. And then she's going to come back and drop an incredible, incredible album that's going to do crazy numbers and just make it very clear. Well, it's Nikki. Nicky's always going to do numbers because she's... No, I'm talking about the music, though. Yeah. We know what the number.

I'm talking about the music is going to be incredible. I think Nikki is the greatest female rapper that's ever... Yeah, Nikki knows what she's doing. She's sitting back and she just letting... letting everything fall apart before she comes save, save the day. That's what it is. She's like, nah, I'm chilling right now. Got my family.

I ain't putting out no music. I see what she's doing. I get it now. Now it makes sense. I feel bad for the other female rappers because they came up. It was so saturated when they were coming up and having their rise that they were all like kind of come. I don't want to say they weren't competing with each other personally, but music-wise, they were competing with each other. When when Nikki came out for a long portion of her career,

we only had her. Well, some would say that was, well, actually, Nikki would say. Okay. Nikki would say that Cardi got a lot of her push because she was the, Nikki was the only female rapper dominating at that time and they were trying to get her out of the paint at Atlantic.

So they concocted this whole conspiracy to push Cardi B and put all the money behind Cardi to try to get Nikki out of here because she did have no competition for, you know, five years. So. Yeah. I mean, which is fine. but for the other female rappers,

I'm talking about in reference to fan base, right? Nikki has so much time to build her fan base where if you liked female rap, you could only be a Nicki fan. Like there was no one else to take your attention away from Nikki. Now it's like you've got 10 of these girls competing against each other for a fan base. So there is no dedicated fan base for these artists

because they didn't get 10 years or 15 years where they were the only fucking ones. Well, Nikki was competing with all day, listers like fuck having to deal with the female rap genre she was competing with Drake she was competing with Wayne I'm missing my point in terms of if you like

female rap to be somebody who's dedicated I'm talking about fan base alone not sales not anything to curate a fan base female rap if you liked female rap you had to be a Nicki Binash fan you had no choice you had no other option these girls have a whole bunch of options so when I'm talking about them not doing a good job charting and not having that

dedicated fucking fan base that Nikki has is because they had no time to build it. Like, everybody's attention was always split on so many female rappers. That was my thing. Yeah. So they're not going to stream as well. Outside of the longevity and the quality of music, which is obvious, but they're not as much. That new Nikki, whenever Nikki decide to drop, I'm telling you, yo, she, she in there, wherever she's at, she's cooking up a classic. I know it. Because she just has too much

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Okay. No. Well, no choice. You've got mail. All right, so my wife and I have been married almost 10 years, been together like 17 years. And early on in our relationship, like maybe year one or two, we did like a little two week break. And in that break, I had a, I just called an entanglement with somebody that was in grass school. So boom, fast forward 17 years later now, my wife is looking for a black female therapist, preferably in Jersey, which is kind of in an area that we live in.

And she's doing all this research and she narrows it down to two potential therapists. She sends me their profiles. and one of the people she sends is the entangley that I had that little rendezvous with. So I'm just like, now I'm in a position. I'm like, if she does choose her, I can't not tell her because that's just weird for how, you know what I mean, to know that my wife's therapist is somebody. But on the other hand, I'm like, my wife is not the kind of person that like I could be like, oh, you know, I'm going to tell you the truth because, you know, this happened.

We weren't pretending to do together. She's not trying to hear none of that. She's going to drag it to hell. So now I'm kind of the position where I'm like, I don't know what to say. I might just chance it and not say nothing to hope she goes with the other person. But, yeah, I don't really know what to do. I talk to your therapist about it. He had an entanglement with who?

Oh, somebody he was in grad school with. That turned out to be a therapist. And now his wife is considering that to be one of her therapist. But he don't want to tell her. his wife is considering having a therapist that her husband She doesn't know How small is the world? Well, people live in small cities sometimes

And black therapists Black therapists are not easy to come by Black female therapists are not easy to come by Especially if you live in a small town What? Yeah Bro, that sound like a fucking A Lifetime movie

Tyler Perry Yeah, like Yeah, then you Don't tell your wife. They've been together 17 years. Like, who gives a fuck? Don't just don't say anything. I don't think you're being deceiving or being an asshole about like, just that happened so long ago before y'all like spent 17 years.

I want to jump across this table and punch you in your face. What? You want his wife to go to a bitch that he fucked and spill out her whole entire life, her deepest darkest motherfucking secrets to a bitch you fucked without telling her. She's been there before. It's a good person to talk to. Why not? Y'all are horrible people. Men are horrible people.

What does, how? What does fucking somebody in college 17 years ago have to do with my marriage right now? Okay. Cool. No, I'm really asking that question. I could be wrong. Can you answer that?

It's not like she's the hairdresser, like you had happened to you that you talked about on this podcast. Hairdresser are different. I think that's worse. No, it's not your favorite. I think he's way worse. You're purposely being. No, I'm not purposely being up to.

I just don't see the, if they had, if this was his girlfriend of three years and he fucked that girl like right before he got with his girlfriend at three years, I'd be like, bro, you're waddling. 17 years ago in college, more than 17 years. He's been with his wife for 17 years. He said he's been with his 17. No, you're missing what he said. He said he's been with his wife for 17 years.

A few years into them being together, he cheated on her with this girl. Oh, he's bugging. No, I took everything I said back. No, I thought they were separated. Yeah. He cheated on her. He cheated? Yes. They were separated and that's when...

Entanglement. I had an entanglement for the in the first three years of us being together. I was lack of my listening skills there. First three years of them being together or being married? Being together. Still. So they weren't married? No, Mom.

You got to find something in her resume. Like, oh, babe, she studied at my college. Nah, she's trash. I ain't gonna lie. You can't. If you don't want to tell the truth. but you want to keep your wife from her, I would say Don't tell the truth.

Babe, I'm not going to lie to you. I know her. You don't want her to be a therapist. Now you got to ask how you know, like, no. I went to school with her. Now, if you asked me if I fucked her, say, yeah, I fucked her. Oh, but then you would be telling on yourself

because she knows when you were to school and you went to school, you was in school. You was in school, we were together. When we were in grad school, we had together. So, yeah, you would be telling on your phone. Roll the dice. Roll a dice. You can't tell your wife you slept with her.

No. You can't tell her that. No, but now that I know, I thought he fucked this girl before he got with his wife and his wife of 17 years. If you cheated on your wife with this therapist, find something in her resume to be like, babe, I don't think this is the right person. Or damn, you could just be honest. Cut it out, man. See, the man just like the-cut it out. It's 17 years ago.

I know. So I'm supposed to tell you that off a whim because you want to go to a therapist when there's millions of fucking therapists out there? Not millions of black woman therapists. in her city. Better help millions of therapists that can you be paired with and if you don't like the therapist, they'll find you a new one. Therapists ain't that

therapist ain't that serious. That's why you're not allowed to do the better help at. That's why I have to do better help. Go to a gym. Get a trainer. Or go cheat on your wife. Go get a trainer. You don't need a therapist.

Get in the gym, babe. I get you Pilates class. Like, you know what I mean? Pay for your Pilates class. for six months something like you don't need a therapist. Demaris, let me ask you this. You think he should now admit that he cheated on her because she's trying to find a therapist.

Why wouldn't he have just admitted that? Why is this the reason that he now needs to admit that he cheated? Because first of all, no, he should have been done that. Let's go with what's tangible. Yes, he should have been done that. He was too pussy and too cowardly to admit he cheated on his wife. Okay.

When your wife is about to go to this person and spill out her deepest, darkest thoughts, what the fuck do you think is going to happen to your marriage if she finds that? If your wife is going to a girl that you cheating on her with and says, and sit up here like, I'm thinking about killing myself, I'm not happy, I got postpartum, I got this, this is going on. My deepest darker secrets, I was raped when I was a kid, anything.

She's going and spilling her guts out to this person and you fuck them and she don't know that. That's a different type of disloyal. That's a different type of disloyal. I know you niggas don't know about loyalty, but that's a different type of disloyal. We don't know nothing about loyalty. No, y'all don't be loyal to the people y'all lay next to in bed. Who? Y'all looted to each other.

You crazy? Y'all are both cheaters. I've never cheated on it. 17 years ago. I've never cheated on a girl. I just want I'm single. My last relationship, but I didn't. I'm single because I know I'm single.

I'm single because I know I would cheat. Ha-ha. You single because you know you would cheat? I'm single because I know I would cheat. I appreciate me. That's a stand-up man right there. I love women. That's my problem.

I like women. You want me to do. That's what's up. Yeah. So I'd rather be single until I know, you know what? I could be a one-woman man now. Okay. So, yeah, take that back.

I'm very low. I'm very loyal. Take that back. Take that back. Take that back. I'm very loyal. No, you should not do that, y'all. That's horrible. No, we agree that he should not have his wife go to this therapist because he cheated on her with that therapist.

He had just slept with her. He shouldn't do that either. But go ahead. That's fine. Oh, I mean, I don't really see it that way. If it was way before her 19 years ago. Oh, if your girlfriend fucked. I don't go to dude therapist.

And then he became your therapist. How would you feel? I don't go to dude therapist. Okay. he became the dude that chest your prostate how would you feel? That's sick

you're looking for for doctors or whatever you're looking for doctors you found a lump and you like damn man why did you live a doctor for a podcaster

and she see one that she fucked and you like and she just let you go to that one so now to do that fuck her that put his finger in her ass

is now putting his finger in your ass but that's your game that's your game y'all play that game yeah when play that game y'all play that game

yeah y'all like y'all play that game and sit back I'm like, look, both of my pieces, these niggas cool now. Y'all like that. Y'all do love that shit. Answer the question, Rory. If I have been married to a woman for 17 years and she slept with a guy in med school 19 years ago.

And he's now putting his finger in your ass. I don't care. You are fucking. Nah, he's lian. He's lying. He's liing. He's lying. He's lying.

He's lying. She fucked somebody in college. And 17 years later, he ends up being my prostate doctor. No, I don't fucking care. He doesn't end up being your doctor. You have a list of doctors and you show her and she sees that. So you know, and she never says anything to you and you find out later. Like, oh, she coming to a doctor's appointment with you.

He's like, oh, you know, so. That's what's up. Used to call a cola. Now he had his finger at both y'all asses. You cool with that. I have word. Listen, death do us park. Hell no.

Ain't no way. Exactly. Ma. Thank you for being honest. Ain't no way. I'm being honest. No, you're not. In a 17-year marriage, you think that, if I'm in a 17-year marriage

and I also maybe have prostate cancer, you guys really think I care who my wife fucked in college? Okay, but listen, you know, listen to what the marriage is saying. Anybody have sense in here? You know, listen to what the marriage is saying, if she knew that that was your doctor and she continued to let you go see him and she knew she fucked him before and she never told you. When there's another option available.

And then you find out she fucked him. You wouldn't be mad that she didn't tell you that? It wasn't 19 years ago. It was like 14. 13. Now we're just changing up. I'm going with this scenario. He said,

now you guys are changing the numbers. He's not at fucking math. They've been together for 17 years and then he said a couple years into our relationship. Okay. If she cheated on me, that changes everything. The same way it changed everything when I got that tidbit of information. Then we came back to this scenario where I said, they slept together in college before me.

I don't care. Yes, it would matter if my wife cheated on me with fucking Dr. Phil. Yes, it would bother me. But no. That's all we're saying. That's a whole scenario. No, but I also changed it. No, she changed the scenario.

Why are you yelling? What did you change it to? I changed it to even if that he did, if they, if they, if that person wasn't the cheaty, like, even if that person didn't cheat, if that was just somebody, you, you slept with some before. Before they got together. Yeah. You still, you still wouldn't want it, bro. Me, no.

You still do not want to look a nigga in his eye when he told you squat and Paul. That's not how it goes. When he told you to hold your, hold your balls and cough. You do not want it to beat a nigga that fucked your wife, bro. when you're a kid. Now when you do prostate you lay like this. So you haven't been told to hold your balls and call? The way he used to lay with your wife. The way they used to cuddle. The way they used to watch

Netflix together. Like, the way she used to giggle on her ass would jiggle. Yeah. He lying. I'm not. If that's... If you smashed my wife, you can't see my asshole. I feel like that's fair. Nah, there ain't no way. You can't see both of our assholes. Like, no, that ain't happening.

One of us got to be like, nah, fuck out of here, home. Like, who you think you are? You're the man? It's also just a weird scenario, too, that, like, I'd be like, babe, let's go through, like, the colon doctors here together. And she's like, oh, I remember him. That's a weird scenario. No, that's what I'm saying. This is weird.

Home we called in with is just, like, what are the odds of that happening? Like, she's your wife's thinking about having the therapist that you slept with. That's insane. That does not happen. I've never heard this scenario before. ever like how does this happen like he's has the worst luck in the world for sure but yeah no homie die with the lie man no you have to find a way to take it to the grave it ain't gonna be good for you you have to find a way to not have her see that therapist to find another one because

in conversation with the therapist she if she brings up your name the therapist comes like oh i know him she can't say that she can't say that she can't say that no so yeah so then homie you can't say nothing it's not about privacy it's about loyalty Like, why do y'all not have loyalty to the people y'all want to marry? They married already. Okay, why do y'all not have loyalty to the people y'all are married too?

He has loyalty to her, but it's just like, come on, I'm not telling you that. That's going to fuck up our... That was 14, 15 years ago? So because it's inconvenient and uncomfortable for you, you're going to be disloyal and keep such a huge secret. I'm going to protect you.

That's not protecting her. Yes, it is. No, it's not. It's protecting her. No, it's protecting you. Because if I tell you that, you ain't equipped. can't handle that. You know your wife. She can't handle that. That pain, she can't handle that. She can't handle it. So I'm going to protect you from that pain. Not going to tell you.

And, you know, if you want to have us your therapist, have us your therapist. I think that you just deserve, instead of going to therapy, just go to St. Lucia. Take it. Again. That is when she gets home. Here's a week in St. Lucia. Go. Just get your mind right. Yeah. And then once you come back. I'm very happy that you say women. from being in relationships with you. Like, I'm happy that you have the wherewithal to be like, you know what, no. Why?

Be free. I'm a great partner. I would be a great partner. There's no references that we can check. So, yeah. That's not true. I got mad bitches. Hey, bro.

All right. Well, yeah, what's our advice? My advice to him is find a way for her to find a different therapist. And despite what you guys. die with the lie. Do not now admit you cheated because a therapist is like, that's a weird time to decide. Die with the lie. Unless you just want to tell her in general, I wouldn't choose this moment to be like,

by the way, I cheated. Die with the lie, homie. Reverse psychology would backfire on that. Yeah. She'd probably be like, oh, thanks the recommendation. I would try to get her to choose the other. therapist, but if not, I would just be like, I used to fuck with her before I met you. She's not that great of a person.

DeMaris wouldn't do that. She would not tell her boyfriend that she used to fuck with this nigga that. If he, because she says she's looking at different options. She would not do that. If that's the option that she chose, bro, my husband, I don't give a fuck when nobody say when it comes to loyalty, that's a different level of disloyal shit. You send up there, pulling out, pouring out your worst fears and your worst trauma to a I fucked and I cheated on you with.

I could never sit with myself and live with myself like that. I have a guilt. I have a conscience. You niggas might not. I have a conscience. I got a conscious too. I couldn't do that. So I would take that.

I would take that L. First of all, we married. You ain't going to leave me for no cheating. Like from 17 years old. You're not going to leave me for that. You'll be mad for two months, but you're not going to leave me for cheating. You're going to hire that therapist to confront the bitch. That's what's going to happen.

He don't fucking. You're going to look stupid because he didn't know about you. The fuck? Like, no. But I'm not. I'm not disloyal shit. I don't do this loyal shit. I'm not going to have you in no situation

shaking no nigga hand. I'm not going to do that. That's fucked up. But you're acting like you ain't never cheat on a nigga. I never said that. I didn't cheat. I've definitely cheated before. You've never cheated before?

I said I've cheated before. I was very young, but I've cheated before. Okay. I'm not sure. I say die with the lie. Like, she already needs, not that there's anything wrong with needing therapy,

but she obviously has stuff that she's trying to get off her chest. Don't. I think it's selfish to then throw in there hey, you were also cheated on by your husband. Clearly she already has some things she wants to address with somebody.

Don't pile on the problems. Yeah, no, let, let, let, let, let, let, first of all, because we're not, we're not going to sit here and act like therapists aren't still women and therapists don't still be petty. And they're not just like perfect people. So now, have, have a bitch sent up there listening to her complain about all this shit or talk about how perfect and wonderful her motherfucking marriages.

And she's sitting there looking at her face like, I fucked your husband. Nah, go ahead. Do we know that? To your point, she, that therapist to this, day may have not known that she fucked a married man. Well, if you're sitting up there talking about we're in 2026.

If you're sending up there talking about your husband and all this and all that, she might figure that out. Even if it's a 50% change she figured out, she might figure that out. Not this lady looking you in your face knowing something you don't know about your husband. That would be, that would suck. For the therapist.

I'm sorry. She sent up there giggling like, oh, that shit. That's your husband. I don't think a therapist would treat it. Why do you think these therapists are normal? You know therapists. I know. They're regular people.

They chat and they group chats about their job just like us. They cheat just like us. They do all types of shit. Why, I don't go to. I agree. I agree. I'm saying professionally, I don't think she'd do that in the session. No, of course she can't do it in the session.

I don't know. He's in a bad position. You ran to the therapist and sought that chick with trust. I don't know what the fuck he thought. That chick left out just like us. Yeah. Why are you? pain to go see a chick that live foul just like I'm living foul.

Never understood that. Either way. All right, well, we'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed, Peach. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Once again, happy birthday, Pete. Pete. I feel like I got to drink a corona with my God, man. Yeah, family. Cheers to Peach. On Patreon. We're doing it on Patreon. Headed to Patreon now. We'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. The entire draft room groans because you just took the guy they wanted. There's no better feeling.

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