New Rory & MAL - Episode 555 | Major League

Episode Date: October 8, 2026

The guys kick off this episode recapping Joyce Wrice’s album release party, where Rory, Mal, and Baby D were all outside together for the first time in YEARS. Mal fights the flirting allegations, and the guys grill Baby D for her vlogging antics. Plans for a pool in the East River are in talks, which leads to a discussion about pool hygiene, and Zip calls into question hot tub cleanliness. Treasure Wilson and Gloria Velez go back and forth after Treasure raised a question about the state of video vixens, Chris Rock is under fire for not paying for his friend’s brother’s lawyer, as well as not bringing his brother on tour with him. Yankees’ pitcher, Max Fried refuses to go on paternity leave, so that he can pitch in the playoffs, while Mason Miller of the Padres skips Game 3 for the birth of his child. See you Friday, and Go Yankees! Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://www.boostmobile.com/promo/25-forever SIGN UP FOR THE POLYMARKET APP WITH CODE RORYMAL FOR S25 BONUSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Is that mariachi, nigga? You got to get the chords going zip. What is that? Mariyachi. Mariochi is a Mexican. That's growing up Catholic. That's what that is. That was every Sunday for me. Mariachi is Mexican? Mariachi is like a Mexican like a band.

Like a year, like that was it a quartet? Yeah, something like that. Which is funny that that, uh, living so Italian shit from watching throw and drop. And that's a Spanish sample. Who's the opera nigga name? The shit was about the famous nigga that killed itself? That killed herself? Yeah, in the opera.

Oh, I don't know what that was. I don't know who killed itself. That was a famous opera singer. I mean, I know Poverati died, but he died natural causes. What's his name? Poverati. Poverati. He didn't kill us up.

Banchepsky. I don't think Zip was talking about him, no. Yo, killing yourself at 82 years old is hilarious. Like, you could have to check out, right? You could just shake and wait for the Lord. Wait for the Lord. He's getting changed. Tomorrow, that's what's going to get to?

You made it to 82. 80s. Yeah, like, what's that? Yeah, like, what's that? It's crazy. It's nuts. Like, yo, God on his way, he just... At the opera.

Yeah, just chill out. Just chill out. One of the nays to know? Yeah, right. He's on his way. He said, fuck that group. Fuck that nerds. That's main character.

right there. Yeah, what's up with homie? Anyways, I'm glad they left that shit off Watch the Throne. That song? We're living so Italian, which you was just singing the sample. Why, you didn't like that? I think people are blinded by the sample. If you listen to everything else and watch the throne, I see why they... And Jay used that verse for Falka me, you know I got it.

Yeah. Which was 10 times better. I mean, you know, as long as the verse gets used, I don't really care about the music sometimes. As long as we hear the bars. The Kanye ad-libs on that shit is funny, though. he's just yelling at his he's gotty mafia he just yelling

Italian shit in the background that's not even Italian those are just words look that's just words that's all that is you saw Kaisenade's lawyers are working overtime

now they step got every single chick backtracking they stepping on they are stepping on those fires every time a chick pop up talking about yeah I had a next day yeah that was AI

she was on her Instagram live and say you all she was AI. But I just saw a video they put out today though. Didn't she, she admitted that it was her? But there's like three or four of them now, right? Those are two different people.

One said it was AI and another one said that she was being pressured. Wait, wasn't the... No, the one I put in the chat was the whatever doll. Gorgeous dog. All right there.

Yeah. So she came out and just for no reason, I don't know if she thought she was going to be a victim for having a consensual abortion, but she said that she said that she was being... Yeah.

Double homicide. She claimed she was being stalked by somebody, so she had to come out and tell her story. No. The Reggie shit was happening, and you saw an opportunity to make it about you. And you did a video. Like, let's please cut the bullshit.

She's like, everyone's lying on me. Bitch, we didn't know who the fuck you were. Then the brown-skinned girl came out, right? Yeah. Yeah. But she claimed that... Her name is Zay, right? Zay, Zay, something like that.

She claimed that her Instagram live video was... She was... Yeah, she's beautiful. that that was AI. And now they both come out and be like, no, he's great. Because we, but we did speak about that. Like if I pay you $200,000 getting abortion, it has to be an NDA attached to that, right?

Probably. Yeah, so they probably were just in violation of the NDA, like by posting that video. And lawyers probably reached out. Yeah, this is grass. Yeah, and let them know, like, yo, like, and then obviously they got a Cise and desist. Right.

She even said, like, in the caption that they agreed that they would not bring it to the Internet. in the moment, Kai's in the headlines you bring it to the internet. I love when people do shit like that and be like, I don't even do stuff like this

and they continue to do stuff like this. Like I don't even, I don't even like talking about this. I don't be on the internet like that. Yeah, I don't be on the internet talking about stuff like this. Let's talk about this.

But like, and then they be like, because everybody's like trying to ruin my name. We didn't know anything about you until this video. Well, I didn't know anything. I knew nothing.

I knew nothing to that video popped out. So, I mean, well, it is what it is, man. I mean, we just call. There's just goofy shit. I mean, it's just consenting adult stuff. Like, okay, Kai has sex with women.

She was saying something about he lied about his age. And, ah, you knew he was a little. He's live streamed his birthday for the last six years. He knew he was a little, nigga, man. It don't matter. He's rich, man. Yeah, that's all, like, just, I don't understand why some women do that. Like, try to make it seem like, you know, we don't know.

Like, yo, okay, you know he who he is. You could have Googled him and they had to told you exactly how old he was. And which they do. Yeah. She Googled him when they ran into each other at the club. She knew who. First of all, she said she messaged him saying congrats on Mafia Thorn 1 or something like that. Or something like that.

Whatever it was. She said she DM them to say congrats. Come on, man. You DMed him to say congrats. Like you wanted to congratulate Kai on. She's really into the arts. Yeah, come on. Just cut it out, man.

Like, you know what it is, man. Like, what me? Y'all know. We know what game y'all playing. And it's fine. But just admit that you're playing the game. because you can't tell us that we're not watching what we're watching and try to tell us, oh, no, I didn't know.

I also think it backfired outside of what I'm sure was the legal shit. I think these women thought they were going to get, like, sympathy, like they were victims. And everybody was like, what are we supposed to do with this information? Okay. Kyle's a bad person because he had. Because you both agreed to have an abortion and he gave you $200,000? Yeah, I guess that's what the angle was. We're supposed to be mad at Kai because women that he had.

he had sex would have abortions for him. Some people may be upset. Pro-life people. Yeah, some people may be upset at Kyle. Pro-life people, but, you know. Well, all they upset at Kai and the woman? Right, because you did that too, home girl. Right, okay.

So there you go. Because you had the choice. Your body, your choice, right? That's what the flag said. Also, how many, like, pro-life people do you think watch Kai? Let's let's look. This man half aboard it, man half aboard it, niggas is watching Kyle.

Apple board it. Yeah, niggins a plan B ain't work. The thing's a plan B ain't work. Oh, man. Anyways, Mall was outside yesterday. Girl. Zip, I watched him do the industry shit that he clowns me for doing with small talk.

I watched it in full form. He was hitting high pitch. Yeah, no, let's build. I was like, all right, man. I had to see if I still had my, you know, my seat legs. I wanted to see if I still have my sea legs. That's all. nah just holler at me yeah a lot of that now we're gonna lick up soon i mean i've never heard your voice go that

yeah man i was the first tenor i keep what y'all was that we're at uh joyce rice's uh album release party shout out to joy's album available this week this week on friday um machico machico yes machico am i saying it right machico okay shout out to machico yeah it's good too yeah did she play it after i left she played some of it at the after party that me and Rory went to? What was this after party? Because you was the first one I heard say after party last because when I walked in, Joyce told me after party.

Where was the after party at? It was at a bar in Williamsburg. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was very intimate. It was just the people from the listening party, like. The listening session was intimate. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. It was very intimate. It was just in a different space. It was that same thing, but in a bar with louder music.

Okay. Yeah. So she played the album. We got sent it to. We, she sent it to me and Rory and we listened in the car on the way there. She sent it to me. Let me text choice. I'll do. I'll wait. We'll wait to the commercial break page and I'll give choice the text.

Demaris brought up the after party to me when we were at the first party. And I was like, oh, no, she didn't mention it. And Demaris goes, oh, I think it's for girls only. I was like, shut the fuck up. Because I felt bad. I felt bad. It's for girls only. You're talking about.

It's for girls only. You was the only girl in there when we got there. I felt bad. They didn't get invited. I was like, oh, I think it's just my ladies. Ladies night. You know, that's mad for me. I have to part of your lady's only.

She said it with such confidence to my face. When she said it, I kind of thought I was like, maybe it is. I've never heard of such a thing, but I ain't cool. I felt bad. It was fast. She's fast. Yeah. Cook on your feet.

Yeah. That shit was mad for you though, because I'm looking like, I ain't been outside of us. I don't know the parties that happen anymore. So I thought maybe this is the new have the mixer here. And then tell all the men, like I, now as ladies is going to listen to the album alone. Like, okay. It's about to eat that ice cream. I didn't know.

I didn't know. So I'm like, oh, maybe that's the thing that women do now. They go listen to music together alone. Drink wine. Just women. Yeah. And they just, you know, go through, dissect the bars and the lyrics. You know what?

That's a good idea. That's a horrible idea. That's actually not a horrible idea. To do a women's only listening session? is only intimate listening to session with like wine, just chilling. All you want to do is cry. First of all, can I just say this?

Damaris crying at a kitty Latimo song that came out 30-something years ago. It's fucking crazy. All I said was that Victoria's voice brought me to tears. That's it. Damaris ain't never drafted Victoria Monet and none of our female

vocalists debates. And now she's crying. Damaris is going through something. Damaris, we're going to talk. camera. I'm gonna take you to dinner. I'm fine. I'm happy. Zip. I don't happy. Zip see you once a week, that nigga. He's supposed to know. Zip see you once a week.

Fuck you mean Zip. Ain't I happy? And Zip is your co-sign on that? Yo. She's good money. I don't know what the money. I think of that. You go on to Zip to see. Yo, the Maris is. Zip love my energy. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. I see you one day out two weeks. Twice. Twice. Twice a week. Twice a week. my god okay twice just asking zip that it's so crazy you know zip ain't I happy

you know what I was a Mars day at school today I don't know Zip ain't a happy Zim like if you say so yeah what you me happy see see we are back sponsored by boost mobile unlimited talk text and data you go um they was outside I saw them all getting a little flirtatious last night too. Anytime I just have a conversation with the opposite sex, Rory thinks it's flirting. I'm just talking to women that are in the room. If I'd be like, yeah, how are you doing?

How you been? It's been a while. I haven't seen you in a minute, Rory. Yeah, that's flirting. He's a horn dog. That's how you know. But two things can be true. Yes.

Two things can be true, yes. You are also flirting. Who was not, DeMaris. Okay, I'm going to do what you just did, is it. Demaris. Was I flirting? Ma. I was flirting?

Thank you. Mom. I'm asking you say yes You want me like we like we potter like we be loud This is this fan right That's my man right dear You said somebody name loud as fuck So that they could turn around

But that was me joking though That wasn't right I didn't say nothing to her I wasn't speaking to her We were talking about her You were sending flirtatious pheromones in the air For sure No that's just the cologne

I don't know what that's supposed to do I mean a dude that sold it to me It's not a clone it's a weapon So he might be right And you bought it Yo, I almost called y'all's your name. Wouldn't you buy that? If a nigga is selling him, this is not Cologne, this is a weapon.

You, let me see that. What a guy? I need that. I never knew this was a weapon. I need the notes in this. Yeah, I need that. Yeah, but I wasn't flirting. That was just me being, I was just being funny.

But being funny could be flirting sometimes, I guess. That's your go-to weapon for flirting. Get extra funny. All right, so you know what? From now when we go out, I'm not speaking to nobody. Let me see how y'all like that mall. that's in the room. When they hit y'all later like, yo, what's so? Amour? He was all right? The young woman was like,

nah, he was just trying not to flirt. Yeah, exactly. You're recovering at it. Yeah, like, I'm just speaking to the women that's in the room, that's all. But let me not do that to you because when Demeris showed up, you and I were just conversing like regular people at a party. Demaris comes up to us and goes, y'all are mad weird, and then proceeds to take her vlog camera and run around taking footage and we're the weird ones. But that's what the world is.

Marrett, this is one thing about baby D. She's backing that camera out. Period. Oh, she's going to get that. It's all the safety. With the little, yeah, the little square shit. She backed that out. Yeah, 100%.

That's a fact. I've seen that a couple times. But that's what me and Rory was laughing because look at was, we're weird for just standing in the room talking. But Damaris then pulls out something that starts like, she a full-time content created. She got to get our money. You know what I think is weird is because it's like,

y'all are like Rory and mall. So, like, if you see Rory and all, like, standing next to each other talking, it's like, y'all should, like, talk to other, like, other people. Y'all talk to each other every day. But we was talking to other people. Yeah. Just happens when you walked in,

we were done talking to other people. Yeah. We had been there for, like, 15 minutes already. So, yeah, we drop weird bomb off the rip. Yeah. Oh, y'all didn't say, hello. Yeah. She came in y'all niggas just weird.

I like that energy. I like that energy. I'm out of here. She came in y'all. I was like, oh, that's the new norm now. I guess I am weird. I just started taking. B-roll in the C-roll camera.

I'm like, all right, maybe I am the weirdo in the room now. This is why I don't go out because I wouldn't be with. But it was fun. It was a nice part. It was a nice party, though, for sure. Joyce and. Yeah, that a good time. Shout to Joyce Rice.

We haven't been out. I realized we haven't been out together in four years. Outside of anything that was like work, like shit that we were doing for work like a live show. We haven't been out together since my birthday, the three of us. Four years? Since my birthday four years ago, yes. It's like the pandemic.

When we were in L.A. Is that true? Oh, yeah. I don't know if that's true. The three of us, if it hasn't been like our live shows, the three of us have not been out together. If it has not been work related. I don't know if that. I got to really think about that.

The fact that I got to think about it is crazy. That's my point. I feel like we've done something altogether, no? That? Nah, it's something. We've done something together. No. It's bad because I think Ryan is over there looking like I've never been out with all of y'all.

For what that's worth. You know, for whatever that's worth. Yeah. I'm looking at you. He was over there like this. Shut the fuck up. He was over there like, shit. Ask me, I'm gonna say. That's what he was saying.

Yeah. And four years, that may count as work too, because we were in L.A. for work. Yeah. But we went out for my birthday. We weren't doing anything work related. So it wasn't a Rory. Warre wasn't dropping our album saying a speech. Like, there wasn't a live show.

Crazy. Yeah. Damn. I didn't even think about that. Yeah. Well, we invite you out all the time. You don't want to come. That's not, not all the time.

You don't invite me out all the time, DeMaris. You invite me out. times when you're here after work, when you're going to get some ramen or something, you might be like, yo, Maul, what's up? You want to go get some ramen just because I don't want ramen. I'm saying, no, I don't want to go get ramen. That doesn't mean that I want to hang out with you. Name something that I want to do. And I'm like, yo, come on. We are out. Maw said he wanted to see Spider-Man, the Odyssey. Mad movies. I would like, yo, Maul, let's go to this movie.

Shit, what time? What time is playing? They got to see. Because you want to do, you want to do shit like on the whim. You like a whimsical type of girl. Like, I don't want to do the whimsy shit. Like, I want to know a day ahead like, all right, cool, come on. East Coast whimsy. Yeah, you East Coast. You're on your East Coast. Yeah, DeMaris.

New York, man. Yeah. She's Syracuse Whims over here, man. Like, yeah, like, let me know ahead of time. Like, yo, what's up? We go on to the movies Friday. Ask me that today on a Wednesday. I'm like, yo, bet. We are. But she has done that.

Didn't you get like a canopy and some shit? Like a week prior? I was going to bring bitches and everything. I was like, where? When you were supposed to take me to the rooftop pool, we picked out a rooftop pool. I had bitches coming at. everything and you cut and you canceled what pool we was going to we supposed to go to dumbo pool

dumber house pool oh okay i do remember that it's some shit in long alley city a rooftop pool that shit is fire i forgot the name of that summer club i forgot what it's called but i know she's talking about yeah that shit like Vegas up there that's they had you and that shit zip us like Vegas and zit was probably dressed like this too yeah yeah yeah yeah You know what a shirt. You know he was a shirt. Even Brocks had the pool. Yeah, he had shorts and beef and Brocks in the water.

It was a bunch of white women fist pumping up there. Right girls, Spanish girls, Asian. It was everything. That shit was like vaguely. They definitely revamped. Long Island City is something totally different. Oh, no. Yeah, for sure.

They revamped this shit. That shit got a skyline. Yeah, it was a skyline. They revamped the shit out of Long Island. When I was a kid, it was Queensbridge and factories. Yeah, like, nah. Steinway's had the movie dinner. That's the story.

Yeah. Yeah, but LIC, yeah. That's the new space. That's the new space. That's the new spot. When I was trying to put a beach there too. Google that. I'm telling you, they were trying to put a beach.

Yeah, it is something that they're trying to put on the, yeah, and the East River is like a beach or a big-ass pool in the middle of the river. Just nasty as fuck. They, like, imported some sand and stuff over there, I think. Yeah. Oh, wow. I would never get in that water, but I mean, I don't know. I mean, the pool, though?

It's a pool. It's a pool. Where do they get that water from? Pool? Yeah, in the middle of the East River. You think they're going to be using the East River water? Yeah. I think any businessman would be like...

It's water right here. I mean, we could filter it, you know what I'm saying? But we're going to use this water. It would be more of a process to filter it. Why not make them drink that water in New York City then? New York-Tat water? Yeah. New York-Tat water's good.

You think it's coming from the East River? Nah, I don't know if it's coming from... Why not? With your theory, why not? Is it all of these water? Whatever it is, they filtering it for sure. The reservoir is like I forget the name of that shit

But why wouldn't they be taking out the East River With your theory I'm talking about for that pool That's in the East River They can't do that bro What you mean? Because it's people and all kinds of shit In that water, man

That's what I'm saying But they filter in the water If it goes to a filtration system Why not? Just to get in the pool They're not saying Yo, this is the drinks Just to get in the pool

It's clear You know what I'm saying? The pH balance is correct? Nah, that shit is legal. So what are they supposed to do? Import water to put in the pool in the middle of the East River? Yeah. Well, they input water to put in the pool most places.

Yeah, but if I'm putting a pool in the middle of a river, like I don't think you understand it's supposed to sit in the middle of the river. Like it's like a long bridge you got to walk out to in the middle of the water. And that's the pool. Fire. If that pool's already there in the middle of the water, why wouldn't I just have this same water filtered? through some filtration system in.

That she can't be the East River water, bro. That's right on the FDR. What are you talking about? You can't be the East River water though in the pool, bro. Look at that. Why would you import water to put right there? That's in the middle of the river. You wouldn't just have filtration system underneath the pool right there.

Why don't have no bar? What you mean is? It is. It's railing around the whole thing. Niggin' about a bar. A bar. A bar. A liquor.

Your drink. Everybody ain't trying to get drunk in the pool. That's a big-ass pool. I'm going to that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, look at that. Why would you import water to put right there? Because you got to, man.

Niggas ain't that shit going right through the bottom of that shit through a filtration thing. And that shit's feeling right up. Y'all are crazy. My problem is being in there, you're going to smell the East River. Like you're going to smell the river. Smell everything.

It's all right. I'm okay. The way you just made that sign, I don't want to go. Oh, it's going to take us for one of these, one of these new party series, people to throw a party there. And that's she's going to be packed.

every weekend. Yeah. Or someone's going to die. I mean, and it'll be grand opening grand closest. I mean, the ideas is a great idea. That's why I was no bar there because I could just pitch a niggas jumping over there.

East River, fuck this pool. I can really swim. Yeah. Yeah, if they shut it down with a line, people are going to start swimming to the pool. It's a great idea, but I would never get in that water. But I get it, though. For New Yorkers, I get it.

But look at what you. got to do to get a pool in New York? Like, look where we got to put a pool at. Like, it's not crazy to y'all? Look at this shit. Astoria has a great pool. I went the story of pool used to be cool. I used to go to 99th Street pool, homie. Notting. It's huge. And, in, 32nd Avenue. On Queen 9th Street, 32nd Avenue.

So I learned how to swim at. That a story of pool was nasty, but. I was never big on pools, though, like public pools? I was never big on public pools. Never. I know. Just the idea of it, I was just like, In the summer? My hair gonna be nappy. I'd rather do the Johnny pump. My shit about to be mad nappy this summer.

I'd rather do the Johnny punk. Every summer nigga had mad nappy going back to school. Oh, you was talking in the past. I thought you said like about to be nappy. And I was like to say, now's it. But you meant in the past. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't get in.

I'm going to fuck with the pools like that no more. What? We about to do the East River pool. Like if I'm in a hotel, I go to the pool, but I ain't getting in no public pool no more. Why? I just don't do that. Why?

I ain't in that. But why? It's just something. I ain't. Because you might be making my point, is what I'm saying. But I don't get in the public pool. Yeah. Like I just, I ain't comfortable around people like that no more like people slithering around.

Fuck out of it. Half day you slithering around it. Get out of it. It's people in the hotel pool, though. Yeah. And I don't fuck with those like that either. I just told you that. I don't fuck with that.

I might do it. I'm saying. You know, you go out of there laying me out of here. Yeah. Going to the public pool as an adult without kids is a little, it's a little suspect. That's a little suspect. The way they got the fence, the way they got the fence in my hood and there, niggas can't hop the fence.

Well, Lahi, if that shit wasn't like that, I would be hopping that gate in the night time getting in that water. I told you I did, I think I told Baby Day. I did the Swimpley. What's that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Swimpley where you can rent a pool for the day. You can rent somebody's pool at their house. My man got some shit like that right now.

Yeah. To me, that's cool. Like, if you want to just have a pool there, you don't want to go take a public pool or to a pool at a hotel. You know what I'm type. Go on swimming. Wimpley, a bunch of houses. That's a funny.

Out, long alleyland somewhere. You can put any zip code, wherever you at, wherever you want to go. And all the houses that's available will pop up. And you can have the whole backyard to yourself for how many hours you're in. See, I could do something like that. To me, that makes more sense. I'm not doing, no. I feel like the hotel pool might be cleaning in that.

No. Then a personal pool is my house? Yeah. Hotels have this like, reputation for being clean when they're actually hotels are actually dirty hotels are filthy they are but even even the high end ones they're filthy because you gotta

just think about it you know how many people I feel like that chlorine is knocking down all of that shit y'all talking about like the dirt I feel like it's knocking down the bacteria it ain't knocking down the dirt the chlorine yeah yeah because if you get in the hot tub you never get in the hot tub and you see like the Pepsi foam on the side of the water like when people get in with oils

and stuff on them like you know deodorant and all that and they yeah they're you sitting in the bath water I don't fuck with no hot toes I just never get in them shit I don't like that I ain't it that's that

I want to swim So if a chick tell you go So let's get in the hot tub You're not getting it Maybe I'm so easy All you got to do is add a woman Like y'all I ain't robbing no bank

I ain't doing that Yo but if a woman wanted to Yeah then I might have to go That's romantic That's romantic then Dead president is I don't think Homie really wanted to rob the Bangerton

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Cliffie Bow. He's a bitch-ass nigga. movie except for that one bro he was official with that. God, he was a gangster that. He was tough for that. Yeah. Everything else he's a bitch-ass name. What he said? He said, he said, he said, he said, he said, like the way she suck you.

She's like that before you go over there to that wall. She wasn't doing it like that before you went to that wall. Suck it, nigga! He put the gun in his mouth. Oh, you're my. Suck it, nigga. Bring it home the grocery. He said war hero.

War hero. Yeah, that nigga, I didn't cut. He was official with that. Yeah. Clifton Power got some crazy movies, though. And all his roles, all his roles tend to be the same. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't have much range.

He'll play the same thing. The same thing. Chalcy. He's Johnson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's Chawley. Yeah, Chaunce. That was his name, right?

In the movie. Who did that? But in Ray he was cool Ray Charles's um like his bro-manage or something like that didn't he do some foul shit to Ray? Nah he did something with Ray's bandmate store was foul but he was really just getting Ray Charles

business in order but they ain't like the fact that he came in there and started like organizing shit like Yeah okay so he ain't do no fuck to them he was like Really right you gonna do that shit to me Yo yeah that nigga is great I did some shit with Snoop Dogg he was a bitch-ass-nigger. Where?

What movie was Snoop? Some shit with Snoop. Bones. Bones. I think he was in that. He was a bitch-ass-nigger, y'all. Bones? Being a bitch-ass-nigger and bones, buddy.

I don't even remember that. I've never died alone. Same. Underrated DMX movie. Yeah, I don't remember him. I'm a dumb bit of mad shit. He sent, um, who, uh, who's a guy that, the licensing guy that all the girls like. He was in barbershop.

He dated Hallie Berry. Uh, Michael Ealy. Yeah. sent him to like he dated Halliberry? In a movie I think I don't think I don't think they're right I thought they didn't realize I don't know maybe yeah he sent him to go

try to link up with a guy that killed his mom yeah he does some bitch shit in every movie now I think Michael Ely no uh oh Clifton Powell Chalcy Chalcy Fibre Choncy And brothers I'm sorry Pete and brothers

I told my the prejeant son That's the shit you told my I was all I never read alone Oh with DMX I thought you were talking about with the last I just realized he was in this many movies. That ain't mad shit, bro. And the brothers, he was, um, uh, what's gonna call it, dad.

And he fucked Gabby. He was fucking with Gabriel. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That wasn't a bitch ass. That was, and then he bought the French, the French girl to his daughter birthday party and his ex-wife was like, uh, how do you say French ho? She was like, French, huh?

Yeah. No, French ho. French ho. French hoe. French hoe. Hell. The brothers. Stank hole.

Stank home. Damn, I mean he moved How many of you say he'd been in? He been in a lot. He was in a house party? That's a long career. What role did he play house party? That's crazy.

I didn't, I don't, oh, he was what's the name's brother at the house? He was Sharan's brother at the house on the phone. Yeah, he was young and that shit. He was making the Kool-Aid and all that. Yeah, he was the older brother in the house. Damn, I forgot about you. Clipton Powell, Ben, he's been in, yeah, Sharan's brother. That's his name.

Yeah. Have they tried to reboot this or remake it in a terrible way? House party, I hope not. I just assume that would be something. I hope not. Leave house party. Running around town like a, eh, me and my dog, he can't be beat. Whatever you go?

Oh, never mind. You're like, guys, and now we're going to kick your fucking ass. Never mind. LeBron James remade it. Oh, yeah, in 23, yeah. I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good.

Cut it out, man. You ain't like it? Hell no. I didn't see it. I said it was fire. Like, I saw that shit. Nobody saw that. The previews was fired.

Nobody saw that, man. I made it about five minutes into the new space gym. When he was playing ball with his son in the opening scene, I cut it up. Who, LeBron? Yeah. I couldn't get through that part. He's not a good actor? LeBron is a terrible actor.

You were? You want to, and listen, I love LeBron. But you know why he's a terrible thing you got? Yeah. Been acting my whole life. What about you? True, Rory? Yeah, I think I could act. Yeah, no, the reason why LeBron

is a terrible actor, because in Space Jam, all he had to do was be LeBron. He was trying too hard to be LeBron? He was, you could tell that, like, LeBron, you wouldn't. And my thing is, I know LeBron saw that script, and it was certain things that was in there where he was just trying to read the script. But he should have been like, you know, I would never

say that, like, I would never say that. I would say that like this. He was funny in Trainwreck. I don't remember Trainwreck. He played himself, but he, He was like super cheap. He was in a bunch of different scenes. I feel like he was in another movie where it was like some random scene.

Like somebody was. Oh, yeah, yeah, it was that train wreck. Was the therapist? Yeah. I think. Well, yeah, he was with the doctor. Yeah, okay. He was funny.

Yeah, he wasn't bad in that. Yeah, I like that train wreck. He was funny. But Space Jam, I couldn't get that. Space Jam, it was just like, it was just awkward. It was like, bro. He's a bad actor, do you think? Yeah, I don't.

You didn't like house party. I didn't even see it. I didn't, I didn't even attempt to watch that more. I got to watch that. I think I'll watch it just to know how bad it was now. Like, now I'm going to watch. What is it? It's called House Party.

What number? It's just House Party? Okay. That's sick. Yeah, so we got to just leave that shit alone. Housebody? Yeah. I don't need the LeBron James version of House Party.

Yeah, that's... I remember this shit, man. He went away, came back to me. He's had his crib. I remember the, um, like... Yeah, but House Party is so much of a classic. You can't... You shouldn't touch certain movies.

Certain movies you need to just. leave alone. Like they can't do dead presidents too. Leave it alone. I don't know. Game did well with Belly, too. No, he did not. Oh my gosh. Leave it low. They violated that movie.

Leave certain classics, just leave it alone, man. Give us something different. Well, a different world reboot is good. Yeah, I've seen people liking that, though. It's really good. What about the Fresh Prince reboot? You like, you think that was all right? That was all right. But that was, it wasn't really a

reboot was a whole different version. Yeah. It was like dramatic. Well, that's what reboot means. Like a reboot is a whole different version. Oh, I thought it was just like, let's take the title of something popular and remake it. Yeah, Bel Air wasn't bad. Yeah, Bella was good.

I like that. Did you guys see White Man Can't Jump to with Jack Harlow? Yes, terrible. I didn't see that. I was okay. Terrible. Is that a reboot? I guess.

Sick. That was bad, though. I can't fuck with movies, bro. What's you mean? That's a wild statement. I like robbery movies and shit like that, but I don't really like movies, man. You like shows? Yeah, like series.

I do too. I prefer series over movies, too. I'm saying? They, they, movies should be like, yeah. They just added a Pearl Harbor back to Netflix. I didn't want to see Ron. I'd be like in the comic book movies. Avengers.

Shit like that. Pissed. Marvel shit. Vinges. What racist joke do you? Did you just talk? I worked up, man. I watched Pro Harbor for the first time in a long time.

He said I didn't want to see Ryan when I walked in here. I was worked up the other day. Pro Harbor? Yeah. Yeah. Don't watch that as a Patriot, man. Don't watch that as a Patriot. I should have piss you off.

I was just a criminal. They didn't even warn us. What baby, D? Not him falling for the propaganda. Oh, I fell for it. Oh, man. I fell for the Top Gun 2 propaganda. great movie they got that one right i'm very anti-government but if you get might be better than the first

one give me a war movie i'm behind the best war movie the best war movie of all time save your private rind nah hell no you can't go wrong with saving private run save a private right they told him put your helmet on for what wow i said oh i'm locked in immediately soon as that shit come on He said, put your helmet on. Bing! Down. I said, I'm locked in. The fuck.

My brother told me to watch that. He said, yo, you never seen that? I said, no. He said, yo, you play games, nigga. That might have the best opening scene in, like, movie history. Well, same thing. Yeah. That shit's crazy.

That shit's stalled off. Ew, son. Yeah. Braveheart is up there. It's 300 a war movie? Yes. 300 is up there. That was a war in that time, yeah.

Oh, do you? I mean, like, just pure American war movies? Like, Brave Hard. Brave hard? Braveheart. Black Hawk Down is crazy. Troy? Troy's a war movie.

What was the one that was like... Is there anyone else? Based off a true story about that one American sniper. I mean, oh, American sniper. Raising in the sun. Raising in the sun. That was pure propaganda, but it was a great movie. What?

American sniper? Yeah. Yeah, half of that was bullshit. Jarhead is fire. Jarhead might be the most underrated war movie. Inglorious bastards was fire. Can't go wrong with that. That was fire.

they got Schindler's listed Glory was ill yeah glory got to be higher his L got a Grammy I mean asking for that yeah glory glory might be to me that's the top

Morgan Freeman was oh and glory nigga I was in elementary school naga they used to make us watch that shit for the assembly every week almost that in a band movie

it was a movie about a bear you remember that I think I remember what he's talking about a movie about a beer the shit was with the mother I'm telling you

I know the whole movie movie. The bear, she had a baby. The little baby is with the mother, a rock fell, and killed the mother. And then the father raised the niggas and shit like that. The movie is called bear. Simple. That's how I used to be back in these days. See, Glory was the name of that movie. And then bear. See, look, I'm telling you, what year is that? The one below it. The one below it. Yeah, it's the first one. 88. 88. I'm six six and seven type shit

Did y'all used to have to watch our friend Martin The little cartoon No we had to watch that shit Every you just assembly The cartoon about Martin Luther King I don't remember that I never had to see our friend Martin I know you had to watch

Mark When your glory came out 80 that was like 80 Same shit 88 88 88 I'm telling you I'm telling you elementary that's the shit we used to watch

every week bare and glory Oh but 99 y'all were out of school right That's the year I graduate 90 Yeah no This was 15 Yeah, y'all probably don't watch it. Yo, what was the one that one, I don't know if y'all watched it when y'all was in school.

The one movie about the dude from, I think he was from the Bronx, the Spanish kid that was selling drugs and he got shoty and they got paralyzed. They should show us that to try to, like, stares away from the streets. Then what was the name of that shit? Did it work?

You sure. No. Kids scared the fuck out of me. He was a Spanish kid from the Bronx and he got, he was selling drugs. He got shot he ended up paralyzed. Carlito's Way?

Nah. Damn, what was the name? Ryan just typed in your entire session in chat, GBT, so I forgot that I come in. Yeah, I forgot the name. I think it was his name. It was the something, something story. The movie you're thinking of is likely Carlito's way.

That's hilarious. No, it's not Carlito's way, man. I forgot the name of it. I'm gonna figure out of the name. Arthur goes to the bro. The nigga in the wheelchair was a rat. And Carlito's way, right? Yeah.

Yeah. He said, I beat it. He said, you beat it. La Langea La Lig said Yo, how are you getting? He said, I got,

you beat it. You beat it. That scene was fine. I had that. I put that on Infinity was beefing with the digger meat. Yeah. I had the meat face

in a wheelchair in 50 and a nigga. Lai Lig was like I beat it. Nigger, he said you beat it. Like he's talking about. Ain't no way

you beat that. I beat it You say I beat it You beat it I beat it I think it had to I like that actor too He been in a lot of movies

Too Hell yeah Hell yeah He said I can't home He said I wear diapers Sue me Caleigo Hey yeah

What's his name I don't know His real name Nobody knows his name Yeah He been in mad movies La Ling La Ling was a fucking

You were fucking Cheba man Oh Vigo Yeah Vigo Mornson He's a big actor too. He's been in mad movies. Oh, he's already got the artwork. My Lido's way is definitely

definitely the artwork. I can't hum. Look at me. I went diapers. He was in crimson tie. He ain't no bullshit actors. Jesus Christ. Nigger been around, bro. Yo, what's up with this? What's on with this Mason? Well, no, Kim

and Gloria Velaide shit. Everyone overreacting per usual? because y'all was talking about this when I walked in I didn't really know about it but I know Treasure Wilson shout out of what happened to all of the video vixen bros from back in the days are they in Jen Pop or like did they did

like what happened to them? I think she was asking a fair question yeah because she wasn't she was young she's like 30 right? Okay is that exactly what she said? Are they in Jim Pop? Okay so then that's a shot no it's not no it's not she was like what she was like what happened

after video vixons go like after like the video accent era was over like what do they do like do they know they was exclusive at one time you're not really exclusive to like the general population or like what happens like to them that's what she said and then gloria zeles called the bitch gave us a fucking video op ed about the entire thing listen if she feels away about it cool whatever i don't think it was really worth any of this but to then sit and do a 30 minute video and she's still going you can refresh gloria's twitter right now and she's still going on this topic attention like it ain't that

Big of a fucking deal. Treasure Wilson is 25, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, she don't remember Gloria. She don't remember when glow is glow. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's a fair question. You don't remember when you was vying for the cover of the King magazine and all that. She didn't remember.

Treasure even came out and said, there weren't, there weren't no video vixons in my time. Like, I don't know what the fuck that's like. And it's just true. That's not true. If she's 25 right now. She's 25. She was 25. She was born in 2001.

Yeah, so in 20 and 2010 is no more video vix. By the time she was old enough to pay enough to pay enough attention to a video vixen, there was no video vixen. 2010, they're old, they're gone, they're gone. Bernice was in the J-Cole workout video and that was the last video vixen. That was 2009. I think there was video vixen. That's the back then all of them is out of there about in like 2010, 20, but still in 2010,

but still in 2010 she's nine years old, bro. Is that what I'm saying? Yeah, she still. You still, yeah, it was her era. when she come outside and she start going to little parties when she's 14, 15, said there's no video vixing.

Yeah, I mean, well, videos changed. Yeah. Number one, videos changed. People don't really pay attention to videos as much as they used to. We don't have video countdowns, like, you know, things like that, all of the type of platforms

that we had before. And I think I feel like we spoke about this about the whole video vixen phase because now you can just go on IG and find a random girl that's gorgeous and just, you know, message her and say, hey, we're shooting a video. Yeah. Pull up. Yeah. Whereas before

it was a certain number of women that were in the same videos, the same top. Same casting goal. The same top artists would you know, the hottest artists were used the same girls in multiple videos. So that's what the video Vixen was. But video, I mean, it was an important thing. A 25 year old I said,

I'm 36 and I would ask that question. And I'm not saying that I'm supposed to know or like they should still be in the line. I'm just saying, I don't know either. I would like to know. What do you do? But I think Gloria Blesom. might have taken the, do they go to gin pop? That might have, she might have took that as a shot. But she didn't say gin pop.

She said, she said, do they go back into the general population? Nah, she said gin pop. She said gin pop. She said gin pop. But I mean, either way, who cares? Either way, it's gin pop, general population. I could see a former video vixen like Gloria Veles hearing that. Maybe she went a little too far with her response calling.

I think she called treasure a bitch or something like that's a little too far. Like you don't have to call treasure that. She could have just be like, I could have a response. We get a little older. So general population. We're in general population. Like you're in the general population. Yeah, but you know, general population.

Thank God I'm in Jen Pop. Fuck as you talk. This is a Jen Pop I want to be in. No, no, no. I feel you, but I can see how a video vixen would hear that and feel a little way about that. But to your point, yeah, that kind of is what happens. Like, but General Pop gets a negative connotation to it.

It's like, has Glory of Les been on the Internet? And, like, is there videos Glory of LES like doing sexual things? Yeah. She has only. All right. So you should nothing fucking offend you. If you had the audacity to put your hiny on it. And it wasn't Luke in him.

She used to be getting eight out on Luke boats and all of that, right? Yeah, shut the fuck up. What is you really talking about, home girl? Like, what did you really? How do you offend? This girl said, well, y'all like, gin pop. And you offended about that, but you, somebody was eating your box on the fucking internet before? Shut up.

Respect. But people. The hard points of refute. Shut the fuck. I get what you saying. But that means you can't be offended about him? You can call me a bitch. He eaten.

But that don't mean you can't be offended by How do you get offended by this shit? I don't feel like she should have gotten offended by that But I could see how somebody You're chasing the algorithm You want to be in the fucking algorithm So here's the opportunity for you to get in the algorithm Like when you let a nigga eat your pussy on camera

And put it on the internet You was trying to be in the algorithm I think she was probably I think she was probably really offended And I think not because there was anything to be offended by But because it's the truth And truth hurt

Zip defense, she in the middle of her 30 minute response, kept holding up her book. She's selling a book right now. Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, so we don't do a free advertising right now. No, fine. Like, that's really what it is. She's selling a book.

I don't think she was really that offended. I think she's just using the sell book. Because that's this, we've even talked about like in sports, fucking running backs retire at like 26 years old. Where's Kevin Falk? Is he in general population? What happens to people when they're in a limelight for a certain amount of time? What happens to them?

That's not a crazy question to ask. Yeah, but I'm just saying that when you say, gin pop, that just could feel like a shot. That's all. That's only because people, people like her uphold this status and think that that makes them better than everybody.

So when you say go back into general population, it's looked at as a slight because of what you deem to be better. You think you're better than people and now you're back just with the regular people who ain't in videos and you think that that's somebody shooting at you when it's just a fact. No, it's not that you back with the regular people. That term gin pop is in jail shit.

Yeah. You want a motherfucker. to say you and gin pop in jail. You don't want to be in PC. Right, right. Or high PC and none of that. You want to be in gin pop. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. What is you talking about? But I mean, now, to the whole point of, you know, what they were talking about, if Treasure would have said, you know, what, what happens to the video vixions after their time of being a video vixen is done? Like, what do they do? What do they go? I can see, now, Gloria, it could have been a bet.

Blint back into society? And I could have said. That's better than saying, Jim Pop. If she would have said that, just ask. that posed that question, maybe Gloria Vledz still responds, but it's not as aggressive. Maybe it's, you know, when we stop doing videos, we get into this, we do these things. I have a book. I'm doing that.

I'm telling my story. Helping girls. I created a modeling agency. Whatever it is that these women do after they're not, they're done being in front of the camera. I just think that it was met with aggression because Gloria felt some type of slight in what treasure or the way treasure asks the question. That's all.

Not saying treasure didn't have a right to pose the question because she don't, she's young. She probably was really asking the real question that she wanted to answer to. But it's just the way you phrase things sometimes. As a video vixen, they were celebrities. Yeah, a lot of them was big. Now, you in general popular, you're not a celebrity no more. You don't go nowhere nobody's really want them pictures no more like that unless you, like, getting booked somewhere.

But like, you don't just pop out. But the video vixen's changed now. Now it's Instagram models. There's no video vixen no more. Because now the IG model, but some IG models are more popular than some real artists. But they're known more for their Instagram than they would be in a video. Like there's IG chicks that are in music videos, but they're known more for their Instagram account than being in so-and-so's.

Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. Because the Instagram account is something that's everyday is coming. It's like your own personal King magazine. Every day. You know what I mean? You post a new picture. You on vacation. You did that.

It's like a new photo shoot. Like, so, yeah. I'm not here to downplay like what Gloria Veles, Superhead, Melissa Ford. Like, that was an era. That was an important part of hip-hop. No one's downplaying that. but I just don't think it's really that big of a slight to be like, all right, like, what do they do now?

Especially after some of the things that you have came out and said and we have so you do on the internet. Yeah, not good. Like that you shouldn't be a big. Ain't know where your skin that fragile. Right. Your skin should be very tough. Right.

Yeah. Especially after you was with Aaron Hall and. Yeah. You should be kind of sturdy. Stirty. Respectfully. Yeah, I get it, man. But listen, either of.

way she does have like a crazy story though like I've seen her too long interview it is official but for you to get mad at a younger action what happened do they go back to if she would have said what happened do they fade back into society would you had felt differently if she said it like that I think she would have gin pop gin pop set you off that I think so niggas saw somebody eating your bop on camera yeah you shouldn't be offended by nothing nobody saying you had you ain't had no shame in that wasn't no shame in that you used to be parading around half-necked on camera. You should have, you had no shame.

And let's just, I don't, I just, it's, it's, there really are levels to this shit, respect to everybody and what they do and how they get their money. But my girl, Treasurer on there went to school for journalism and got her a job and didn't have to do anything disparaging to get it. Right. Let's, let's have some respect and watch who we call in bitches. Don't call black women. Don't call black women who work.

They wait to the top, bitch. Right. that did the right like they did like she we never seen her scantily clad scantily clad scantily clad and all that milling about you feel me we need never seen a lot like that she walked in a party scantily clad last night I got out of it yeah shout out of the treasure man shout to glory too because I ain't going to lie man she was a big part of my you know absolutely yeah I'm sure that the book is good.

I've seen her in it. Her story is crazy. But so you got to be able to do this. You got to be able to say, yo, that's my people, but my people need to shut their ass up. No, Gloria was wrong. That's what's wrong with the world.

Gloria should be. That really is what's wrong with the world. People would be scared to tell certain people to shut up. Gloria, she was wrong for calling treasure. She was wrong for that. She was wrong for that. She was wrong.

That was out of line. But either way, I mean, you know, shout out to Gloria Valaz and go by her book, support her, read her story. And shout out to Treasuring. Keep doing your thing. Speaking of the pile on, Have y'all been following this Chris Rock press release?

He can't catch a fucking break. They asked him some shit about his brother, right? Yeah. He didn't put his brother on. Well, first it started with the, I think it was New York Times. He did like a video interview. And I watched the whole thing. It was a really, really good interview.

But they focused on one part when he was talking about. Not paying for the lawyer? Yeah. I respect that. One of his friends that he grew up next door to, his brother was accused of murder, got convicted, wrongfully convicted. And his brother kept asking Chris, yo, can you get him a lawyer? can you pay for a lawyer, get an appeal, this and that.

And Chris Rock was saying, I have a no lawyer rule. I'll pay your mortgage. I'll pay for school. I just don't do the lawyer. And I respect that. And he feels bad now because the guy got exonerated after like 20 years. It was found that he was innocent. So what the fuck do you feel, but he's rich? He's about to be filthy fucking rich.

What is you mad at that? So Chris feels bad because the dude got exa. So is it because Chris felt like he did commit to the while? Now, God don't make no mistakes. He's saying, I don't like paying lawyers. He's saying you pay a lawyer. It's open-ended. You never know how much you got to pay him.

This nigga could go to trial three, four years in New York City. He could be on trial five years. You got to get a lawyer. $7,000 a month, $8,000 a month. The nigga, oh, we need money for this. We need money for this. You never know how much money. He said, but I pay mortgages.

Especially, especially... The mortgage $2,500 here the money go. But especially when the lawyer know that money is coming from... Right. So somebody's super rich. What? All the type of thing, you, I got to go back. We got to hire the investigator.

Go ahead. Yo, this is a year. And I'm saying, the power legal, we got to do this. Every bill coming out. I respect him saying he's not paying for the lawyer. You bailing a nigga out before you pay for the lawyer. Right. You know what I'm saying?

Like, you know, if you could get home and you, not me, and you want to flat rate 50 bands and we could get him, you do that. But that's like he said. That shit is,

I respect that. And now you say he got exonerated. That friend it is is rich. But he was saying he felt bad because like now he knows for a fact that his friend didn't do it. So he feels like I had the means to get him out earlier. He did 20 years.

The floor is three mills. you. He's going to get $3 million or better. He might get $17, some shit like that and get 50% of that. I understand what Chris Rock is saying, yeah, because it is open-ended. You said, I always stay out of lawyers because it's so open-ended. And it still messes with me. I had the means to help him, and I didn't.

I don't know if we could have got him out or not. So all that to say is I'm black. Black men get accused of things they didn't do all the time. So, yeah, maybe he just didn't feel like it wasn't no cap on that. I don't know how much money I'm going to have to do. He said I'll pay the mortgage. Yeah. Call no shit like that.

What do you say about his brother about Tony? Because Tony says some shit about he never went on tour with him. He said, yeah, I've been on certain like spot dates with him like, oh, we in Brooklyn, pop out. We in Houston. Pop out. He's like, yo, but 30, 30 dates, I never been able to do no shit like that with my brother. Son said some shit, he finished that shit all. Whatever he said, yo, Damon ain't never been in no scary movies.

I said, yo, this nigga fad. That's what Chris said? Word of mother. Yeah. Damon ain't never been in no scary. Yeah, but Damon had more money. Nigger, the fuck. Them little niggas was on and living color, though.

Yeah. That's what the fuck. The reply was supposed to be. Yeah. Now what I'm saying? My thing with this part of it is Tony Rock is extremely talented. That's where I think, it's not like, it's like you have a brother that's just asking him being something just to be in, like,

Tony Rock has a 30-year career. Nice. He's super funny. Nice. So that's where I'm kind of like, I see what Chris is saying that nobody owes. this and that and he's not obligated to do that for everyone in his family. He's like, I got like three other brothers. I got a daughter that acts. I have a bunch of Chris Rock, I think, uh, he said his dad is one of nine. He has like 150 first cousins. He's like, I can't just do that shit for

everybody. But at the same time, all right, but Tony's talented. You put other talented comedians in your shit. Your brother's right there and he's talented as fuck. That don't matter. I agree. I'm just saying that. Yeah, that don't make it no easier to explain why you did this at Thanksgiving, what you're going to look at your cousin that's trying his hardest to be in comedy, but he's not funny. He's going to look at you and say, but he ain't funny Tony is. But Tony Rock put the work in without his brother.

And I think Tony Rock, and I think Tony Rock might steal a show from him and I think he ain't never want to go through that. Let's call it what it is. I think he ducking that wreck. I think he ducking that she and the stage with a nigger. Like, your little brother's funnier than you, homie. He is.

Like, to me, he's funnier. Tony's the older brother. And I think Chris is the little brother. I mean, Chris is the older brother. I mean, Chris is the older brother. Tony, Tony, I feel. like the black, black people like Tony more than they like Chris. All right.

Well, did you watch, um, everybody hates Chris? Yeah. You know how his little brother is the more popular, cool. That's based off. Real life. So you think there's maybe some resentment there. Yeah. Yeah.

He's always been in Tony Shadow when they was kids. Now he's, he's popping. Yeah. Oh, no, it's definitely big brother, little brother syndrome. And that shit is whack. It's definitely that. I've seen Tony live a few times. Chris put some of his movies where it was like,

Tony could have played that role. And he, Chris is saying, the only thing that's stopping them, the only hurdle was stopping them from working together is geography. We live on opposite sides of the thing. He said, he said some shit. He said, yo, Tony Mace hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. I said, this niggas a piece of it. He made hundreds of thousands a year. Well, to the geography point, he did go in to detail about that a little bit, which I kind of agree with.

He was saying he even got into Beverly Hills cop because he just happened to be at the comedy store that day when Eddie was like trying to find. podcasting. Like sometimes the person that is next to you, by proxy, ends up getting a gift. No, that's a lot of that. So, like, they kind of cut off what he's saying there. The geography, he made a bigger point about that. Yeah, but your brother can be where you want him to be. Yeah. No, I, I agree. I agree. I agree. That's what Tony will be. He will be in New York for two months. Tony is saying, I wish my brother said, take me. I'm going on 30, 36. So it's not like, oh, he's over there so he can't know. Nig. You don't call him.

Yeah, but that's, I mean, and we have this discussion a lot. Did Eddie ever take Charlie anywhere? Yeah. Because I seen a special about Eddie Murphy one time, right? He was in Harlem Knights. Yo, listen, I seen a special about Eddie Murphy one time, right? And Eddie kind of like put all of them niggas on, Chris, the Waynes, all of them niggas, right? And one of them niggas was too.

I think it was Keen and he was talking. He was like, yo, we was in a club one time. He was like, and all of us is standing in a bitch ran a bonnet. It's like, yo, Eddie, I want to get you some pussy. Eddie looked back like You gonna see all these niggas right here You gotta start down there Before you get to the top

Oh fuck you're talking about Yeah And so I'm saying Eddie not doing no shit like that Eddie brother not gonna be talking about you I wanna go he gonna be there I got I gotta roll for you Yeah

I'm gonna put you on you understand I'm saying Nick shouldn't be having to say no shit like that Eddie put that nigga on too You know what I'm saying you're talking about That's how you got in that That's because Eddie was a generous nigga And put you in that he could have called

somebody else got And put him in that shit That's the fact They can be asking anybody for that row. Coffee spot the fuck out of you. This is we be happy you got the shit smacked out of you in public

because you get on the camera and start saying, oh, Damon ain't never been in a scary movie. Cony-ass nigger. Yeah, Damon been in, but he's been in a bunch. They put them little niggas in living color, though. And they was little, they put their little brothers and shit in that. The whole family, he put their whole family on.

Shish, Sean was the DJ. Yeah, S-1W-W. Yeah, SW1. He wasn't even really acting. He was a, But the point is, It's the way and brothers. It's not the rock brother.

Got something to do, bro. That's true. They found somewhere to put him in there. Like, yo, let's put Sean on the fire skate. Let him DJ. Something. Yeah. I mean, you know.

But everybody ain't going to do that, man. And you can't expect everybody, you know, that has success to be like, you know, put me on, put your brothers. It just don't go like that sometimes. I mean, of course it should, especially if you're in a position to help. He's working, but it's not like he's a. Yeah, like he just on a corner. Yeah.

Now I'm saying, like his niggas work. Like, he's well-known working. Well, can I ask you personal questions? Since you come from a famous family where there's a bunch of successful brothers, did you ever feel that way? Or do you think Hop ever felt that way when Biggs first made it? Like, is that a conversation y'all ever had grown up? Or is there brothers that ever felt that type of way?

That we were supposed to be, like, working at Rockefeller? Exactly. I never felt like that. I never felt like. I mean, I never asked. I never wanted to. told you my it's stupid i probably should have i probably shouldn't be doing exactly i probably should have been doing exactly what tony is doing nigga give me a job put me in here that stop hiring this who is this

nigger right here i should have been doing all of that but i was the polar opposite i was trying not to be in the in the in the in the curt in the coat tail of what my brother no was on i was trying to go the opposite way doing shit i shouldn't have been doing you know i mean that was just me i wanted to blaze my own path and do my own thing and i didn't want to be oh you got on only because your brother got on like niggas still say that now my brother didn't even know how to had a podcast when I first started podcasting. Yo, he only podcast is brother.

Yeah, but he didn't even know how had a podcast. That's all ego shit because if you had gotten on because of your brother, I would look at that in his face and be like, and you wish you had gotten on with my brother. I was about to say, what's wrong with that? There's nothing wrong with it. It ain't what you knows who you know. It's nothing wrong with it.

You're absolutely right. Like you should, if my brother's sister, somebody gets into somewhere and creates a company, I should absolutely fall in suit and try to get my way in there and then become my own person throughout that experience, like build my own thing. Yes, that's how it should go. But a lot of the times, it doesn't go like that, just being an example.

But that doesn't mean that I can't still use my 24 hours in a day to do something and create my own path in my own life. So no, we never had that conversation. I never felt no way about it. Like, looking back, shit, I wish I did. Hell yeah. I would probably be an big executive at a label somewhere right now. like making major moves in music as far as like really getting the right artist

getting their shit out and helping them and building them and molding them like I probably would but yeah you squanded that opportunity yeah that was wild shit that out of here manned is funny yeah that's hanging around chilling smoking it is dumb shit yeah chain rock I'm telling dumb shit dumb fuck out of here nigga that's why it's so important that's why it's so important to force kids into shit when people be like, oh, that kid doesn't want to do that. You're trying to live vicariously through them. It's like, no, like, kids will do stupid shit through ego and like what they think is being a man.

And it's like, look at this fucking, but look at this fucking idiot. Like, no, make him do this. Make him go to the rock, the fucking rock offices and sit there. You're going to sit there. You're going to learn. I don't care if you want to be here or not. Yeah, now, don't get it twisted. If I was told to do that, I would have done it.

No, no doubt. But I'm saying that I'm saying you're supposed to be like, I'm a, I'm a supposed to be annoying. I was supposed to be a motherfuckerhole. I want to be on a adage something. Definitely. No, listen, trust me. I agree with that.

But I'm just saying I know the type of kid I was back then. It was the poll opposite of that. I wanted to do my own thing. I didn't want to, again, dumb shit, just being stupid. But you should absolutely use your relationships and, you know, whether it be family, friends. And if they got a position somewhere, definitely lean on that. You tell you, that's the number one rule, man. It ain't what you know is who you know.

It's who you know. You got a family member that's. in the door ready. Shit. Oh, you only there because of them. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. 99% of the presidents are nepo babies.

Yeah. No, 100%. Trump, George Bush, the Kennedy. 100%. That's why. They're all nepo baby. That's why when brawny got drafted, I was happy.

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Yeah. You got to sign my son. Brony, you only in the, NBA because of your father. Cut the check. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the game check looked like. Yeah. I'm only getting, I'm only buying these cars because of my father.

I'm only getting these bitches because of my father. Facts. Yeah. Right. What about it? Dad told me I don't got to spend. You're a bum-ass nigger because your father was a bum-ass ass knick. Right.

So now what? So now what you need the NBA. Yeah. You only a bum-ass knicker because of your father was a bum-ass. And then what's Brian's supposed to be like, oh, you right. Never mind. Yeah. Like, I won't be in the league.

It's stupid. Listen, it is stupid. And we got to do away with that, like, mentality. Like, you should absolutely lean on your relationships, your friends, your family. If they got in a position. You don't see all these off shorts and sons. Schwartz and Swans. Yeah.

You crazy. You pose and put your people's on. What are you talking about? Yo, Chris, man, put Tony in a movie, man. We beat in your ass next time we see you walking down the block. We go sick will on your ass again. You know how that turned out. You know how that turned out.

You ain't even do nothing. There's another side to that, too, though. like thank God hop was as talented as he was if big's is putting on one of his brothers that isn't talented do we get reasonable doubt the same way no do we get blueprint probably I mean well jay sometimes you shouldn't put your people on when they're not motivated talented or anything of the sort yeah no you like you should absolutely it can't just be your

put my brother on because he's my brother your brother should have a skill set as well or some type of drive to learn it just happened in that situation in that situation he was given that because they was just like his knowledge of music. Yeah. Like, they was like, yo, is there anything about hip hop that he don't know? Yeah. He knows things that Jay didn't know. You know what I'm saying?

Like, he was just talking about music. And they was like, how the fuck you know all of this shit? So yeah, you got to have a skill set as well. But if you have the relationship already in play, it just helps. Yeah. So to that. She didn't want to do it just to fuck bitches. Tony Rock has the skill set.

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It's what it takes to wear pinstripes. I like it. For those that don't know, Max Fried's wife could go into labor today. We're recording this on a Wednesday. And he is pitching tonight as opposed to that pansy Mason Miller. That's why he's not a Yankee. He took paternity leave. Lost the Padres the game and said, I'm not closing.

Because his wife had a baby. Yeah, I'm going to see my kid be born. Fucking loser. Which one would y'all do? I'm going to pitch. No doubt of why I'm going. I've worked my whole life for this. Straight up.

So you would miss the birth of your child. I worked one night for that baby. I worked one night for that baby right now. I worked my whole life for this. I'm going to pitch. You would miss your child's birth to birth to your child. I'm going to pitch. Steinbrenner would be turning over in his grave if I went to go see the birth of my kid. What would you do?

What would you want me to do? As a major league pitcher, you was giving birth. What you want me to do? I would want you to be at your child's birth. Actually, you know what? If you're the type of niggily, I think about it, just go pitch. I have my side niggas signed a birth certificate. We were about to start reporting.

And having paid a mortgage, too. No, you're like, sign a nigga, he's going to do. I'm, thank you, Jesus. Yeah, having paid a mortgage, haven't paid a college tuition, all that. Thank you, Jesus. Yeah, have them do all that. We got to sign this $300 million car. That's what in the board works.

Watch what I do tonight. These might over be 350. I hit. I picture no hitter tonight. We said for life. Yeah, you played yourself. For life. We ain't got to do nothing else. Crazy?

your, your contract is secure. You're fine. If you take paternity leave, your contract, secure. You can come see the birth. Yeah, but if I have a great game tonight, but niggas might, niggas on another team,

they might be like, yeah, I don't fuck with him. Because he'll go, he'll leave us. He'll, he'll leave us. We're not going to get mad at your team in with that. Yeah, I'm mad at you over that. Nigel, you're the nicest nigga in the game. Yeah.

And you, and you're talking about, you're going to watch this lady at his baby? Yeah. You're going to be with that baby every day in a minute, Army? Right. Yeah. And you a closing pitcher, like, we may need you every game. Yeah, we need you, bro. You valid. That's a tough

position, but I- Mariano Rivera would have never. I'm all saying that's a tough position is it is. Because you want to beat in pitch for you. You want to be available for your team. Right? So, it's like, yeah, I understand it, but you also want to see the birth of your child. It's a tough, it's a tough decision to make.

Look. Just like... Obviously, look. One of them, one pitch is went to the, see his child being born. Another one said, I'll be pitching. I'll be on the mound tonight. So it goes, you know, it can go, it depends on the person. Like, maybe his wife was like, nah, go ahead. Like, go ahead. Like, go ahead. Like, we got this.

Like, he's made a good point. Like, this is your whole life. Like, soon as the game is over. Yeah. Right to the spill. Your whole life, you've been working for this shit. And now's like, oh, you got to go see this kid be born. Like, why do I have to see that? Why do I have to see that? I'm going to try and get your jokes. That's not a joke.

I'm not going to stop. That's not a joke. Pete said all pitchers should pull out in January. Yeah. October's too important. Yeah, I wouldn't even be named. If I was, if I was playing baseball, I wouldn't even be nailing in January. I'm because I'm going.

Sorry, sweetheart. No nut January. You got to change it. No nut January. Yeah, I'm sorry. If I was playing baseball, I'm sorry, sweetheart. I'm laying off for that. Yeah, I got, I got, you got a, it's tough, man.

Because if it's a, it's a, it's a playoff game. The Yankees need you tonight. They down 02. Your team needs you. you. Remember when we had the voicemail and they were like, why do men and women hate each other? In this moment, I hate y'all. Why? Why? You could

FaceTime me in the dugout? Like, I can't push. Women are like the closest they ever are to like death during birth. Like, oh, why do I need to be there? The Yankees are close to death tonight. In case your wife dies during childbirth. The Yankees lose tonight. They dead. In case she dies. So, his wife got a ring. We haven't

gotten one since 2009. That's just his girlfriend? He don't even know if the baby's his. Come on, man. That's his girlfriend. That's not even wifey. Right. What if he go there to see that baby and I ain't even his?

Or if we go there to see the baby and then she leave him next year. What does one have to do with the other? Yo, all right. Now you're just my baby moms. If we went to ring this year, heroes get remembered. Legends never die. Yo, that voice no, too, is talking about right.

I like to say that. I see if memories don't live like people do. Heroes get remembered. Legends never die, baby, D. You know what I'm saying? I could be a hero and go over to my child's birth. I pitch a no-no tonight. I'm a legend.

I'm forever. Now what if you have a fucking trash game, niggas is knocking your shits out apart. The girl gave me bad luck, bro. Yeah, I'm got this on my mind. She was wishing, but she threw a mad, bad juju in the air. She'd feed these bitches on the phone. The fuck talking about Epidoroos.

I don't even know what the fuck that is. I'm saying. It's a fucking fault, bro. Don't blame me, bro. Oh, bro. It's a tough decision for some people. Me personally? I think I'm at the game.

As soon as the game is over, I'm straight to the hospital. We were about to record when Kia went into labor and I was like, hold it. I got to talk about this quable album. Yeah. Way more important. Yeah, me. Come on. Sometimes you got to do what you got to do.

We worked this whole life for this, man. Yeah. Fuck you're talking about. You hold up. You be high, sure. Yeah. You'd be all right. But you can't have a baby and I get there like 20 minutes after you had it.

Like, y'all, like we like kidding. So like, I like everything girls doing stuff and get mad about shit like this, man. Yeah, I don't like how they get mad about shit like this, bro. Because what nigger worked this whole life of this before I met you? You're like, what about him? I get you, but what about him, though? It's a little kid. Since I was a little fucking kid.

This has been my bitch. Before I met you, this is my dream. She met him as a picture. Before I met you, before we like made this little month, like all of that. I'm pulled to Ladies, before you look him in his eyes and grip him with your thighs

and cross your feet you know that that move and say, come in me, let me have your baby please have these conversations but niggas is gonna be a great he might be a great father

I'm more than positive his his girlfriend is not tripping. She's not tripping? That's what's up. Every, you know, different people. I think his women

that said they wanted their men to go play football games and shit like that. I think I've seen some shit like that not too long ago like um yeah go play like go play like i'm in it's like like crazy nigga you work old like that shit go go go play the super bowl go play the NBA world championship like go like but that's the Super Bowl NBA world championship are these nigs is this

the world series that's the playoffs first round playoff first round yeah we're at 02 that my team need me to first baby you got I got the first baby you don't have a bunch of these shit you better chill yeah we're about to have to have And what if she don't have it? What if the whole game goes passed by? And she's still in labor. I could have pitched and still made it here. You don't think your partner deserves to be like supported during labor?

Absolutely. Absolutely. What if somebody was like for every five minutes for seven hours, taking your balls and twisting them in a knot and untwisting them? Taking your balls twisting them and not untwisting them. That's what I'm doing on the mouth. What do you want somebody to hold you? That's what I'm doing on the mound.

I'm taking these balls and I'm twisting them. I'm throwing this slider. I'm throwing this fastball. I'm taking these balls. You in the hospital getting your balls twisted. I'm on the mound in the Bronx twisting these balls. Throwing this shit 103.

Baby D. It's true. Yeah. We doing the same shit. It's true. Baby D. I'm doing your style all day, baby. You just downtown at the hospital.

Yeah. And why she can't be a Bronx celebrity. Right. Why can't get the Bronx Lebanon? Why we can't bring the doctors to the Yankee State? Yeah. That's what the time bring the family need to do. Put a maternity ward.

and Yankee Stadium for time like this. The hostile indictment is five minutes. Yeah. Why you can't be right there? Why you got to be all the way downtown? You can't be in the vicinity? I got to sit in traffic when I leave the game and probably miss it. If you was right here on the concourse at Bronx, Lebanon, that's five minutes from the stadium.

I can see you. You could see the stadium from the window. If he wasn't getting that baseball money, she wouldn't be in that swanky hotel. She's a swanky hospital she is. Yeah. Let me go out here, do what I got to do, and then I'm straight to the hospital after. You already know. Look up the percentage of how many people become MLB pitchers? It's a lot.

I'm saying. Even roaches have kids. That's just crazy. I don't know. Maybe I didn't say that. I don't know what line he was trying to draw right there. Saying even roach. 0.5 of the population becomes an MLB pitcher. For sure.

What population has kids? One in 200 out of high school baseball players. I'm one out of 200 that made it. And you want me to come to this hospital? And you want me to come to this hospital. And you might still be in late by the time I could have pitched and got here. I'm just saying we don't. It's not like she's guaranteed to have the baby by the time the game is on.

She could have it late in the night or morning. You're going to be in that bed. If you, if you would be on some shit and it's like, oh, like, and I got to go. I'm going to be like, oh, I watch. And knowing Aaron Boone, that birth certificate, that name going to be fucked up. That shit going to be twisted. That's a fact. Yeah, you should have let me go pitch

Yeah, I should have been Someone else anyway I'm going to pitch I ain't gonna lie You should have let me go pitch That baby name might be Lou Gehrigriff Lou Gehrigriff

Yeah Lou Gehrigriff Rivera Yeah Jeter And Rodriguez Arod Matt Long People they're gonna be looking at you Like you're serious thing

Yats Fuck you mean Show that dog Go give a talk right now Yeah Right now Yeah Name with black kid

Echi Ro Eichiro Suzuki Bosset Yeah Yeah Yeah I'm going to pitch Man

Especially Aaron Boone may take him out In one inning Yeah If he's like That's the whole thing too baby He's not guaranteed To be on the mound Like all night

He could pitch a couple innings And then leave the game Aaron Boone doesn't know What the fuck he's doing So Yeah he can pitch three innings Four innings And be like yo they take him out

I'm like I had him out of I'm leaving the stadium I'm going to hospital Baby D if you had a nigga get $300 million. He's going to get $300 million whether he pitches that day or not. She is. Yeah.

I don't know. Well, I mean, he signed a contract. Yes. He is. Contract is signed. Well, he was about to go get that. He would be like, nigga, if you don't go pitch. He did.

He signed a contract, too. What are we without our integrity? He signed a contract. Yeah. He signed a- He needs to honor the contract. He got a big contract, too. He signed eight years 218.

Yeah, he's getting paid. He was crazy. He also signed a contract when you left it in. That's what you. You signed that. Yeah, I love to say that's a contract. Everybody seen that paper. Let me see that X-L's right in.

Let me see it. Pull it up. Yeah. Show me the contract. Back it out. You screenshot it. You signed the contract when you left it. You screenshot it that shit?

Because I got this one. I got this one. There's one for the two 18. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. That's what we should. You better not worry about it. My second baby.

Oh, I don't like the way you saying that. My second baby. My baby father is going to be there. My new husband's going to be there. We're going to know you and age. We're going to be living. I'm going to do that in April. So go ahead.

I'm going to get you pregnant in April and you're like on Christmas and shit like that in January. Yeah, the next baby, yeah. That's how it's going to go. What are you talking about? No, not to do it in January no more. Yeah, see, that's how are you talking? Your next baby father, I'm going to enjoy the child support.

Exactly. That's exactly. Yeah, if I beg you to be by my side. How much money that nigga just at? When you give birth? 21 18. Yeah. I give you to find you another nigga with 218.

I don't have to. I don't have to. I don't have to. I don't have to. All right. The woman crying. in the dugout. In the dugout.

She's crying in the dugout. That next nigga, you'll have 218, but that next girl might might have twins. Yeah. What are you talking about? Yeah. In January,

because that's how I know now. I ain't doing that shit no more. Well, hopefully the Yankees. I ain't losing no more good ones over this. You know what I'm saying? I ain't losing no more good ones over this. Because I ain't going.

I'm going to pitch, man. Yeah, I'm going to pitch. Fuck that. I'm lying like shit. I'm definitely missing the game. You is? You are missing the game? Yes.

I'm the only one here with kids. I know what that experience is like. You know what that's like, that experience? Yeah, I have a child. You know what it's like pitching the first round? No. All right. So if you already know what that's like, why not go pitch?

I was waiting for him to say that, but you don't know what that's like being on the mound either. Just that one time we walked in the third. That shit might be more exhilarating. See what I'm saying? Playoff series? Come on, man. What?

That should might be more exhilarating. What? Yo, can we go to that, I think they may have it at Chelsea Pierce. Like the new AI version of the back cage. you could type in. Oh, the pitcher? The pitcher.

That you want to face? Yes. Oh, I want to, um, Randy Johnson. I want to, I want to bat against Randy Johnson. I swear to God. Can we,

can we please do this and not make it a thing that we don't? Everything in the left side of your body. Your son, I see, yo son, I see that nigga blow the bird up and real, I was watching that game,

bro, when the bird blew up. That was crazy. That shit. Oh, oh, shit. The big hurt? I wanted,

that's what I, I want to, I want to bat against that shit. You can't, you can't go in there doing that. Why not? You got to go to basic batting cage first. Doc Glenn?

Nah, you got to go to batting cage where you kind of know the speed and you can just work on your swing. You can't go in no cage. That's premium content if we go do that shit. Nah, bro, you could hurt yourself doing that. No, why I would want to do it? A.S.

Yeah. No, I trust the AI shit. I've watched the videos. You don't get it. Like, it's precision. That's why I'd be fine with it. You don't get hit. I'm not saying hit by a pitch.

I'm saying trying to swing a bat and you haven't swung a bat in years. Bro, you can tell all kinds. the shit. It's like, you think I'm making contact? We're not even talking about making contact. Just the swing. Just swinging. Just swinging. Yeah. Yeah. I can't swing a baseball back. I mean, I'm not saying you can't. I'm saying if you're getting a simulator like that

trying to think you're going to keep up with that. With Randy Johnson? Oh, shit. Just go to the regular show. I don't think I can keep up. Get it wrong. Get it wrong. Get it wrong. This stuff. Then fuck is you talking about. I'm with it. I go to a regular band cage, man. It just, you know what me has some. Look at this shit right here. That's crazy. Greg Maddox curveball.

Yeah. Like. Bro, you know how fast that shit coming down? Who's the dude that used to throw the, um, what they call him? Oh, the knuckleball. Tim Wakefield here for the Red Sox. But that shit is going to go on. That shit.

That shit just be. Nah, cheesy. Niggas be like. Niggas be like, and then they're going to hit that shit. You look stupid. Tim Wakefield. That shit was mad cheesy. Is that the hardest thing in sports, you think?

What? In the baseball? Hitting a baseball against a professional pitcher. Absolutely. It's got to. A whole in one maybe, pause. Yeah. A holding one might be harder than hitting a baseball.

Yeah. Yeah, probably so. A whole in one. Shit. Return to serve from Serena? I literally, you took the work out of my mouth. Bad people did that, though. Mad people returned to serve.

No, we're saying regular, like. No, they're saying the hardest thing is football. I'm saying a whole in one. Oh, the hardest thing is sports for all athletes. Yeah, I think it's the whole one for sure. Yeah. But I'm saying, like, remember the show? Was it Joe's versus pros or whatever?

Like an average person going against Serena William Would be the wild Damn, you not even Nah, that shit, that shit, that's gonna, that racket That's gonna, you can't even see that ball, bro. Word. Move us off, you can't see that shit. But you're holding one, definitely the toughest thing in sports.

That shit is 106? Yeah. Damn. You can't even see that. I'm hitting that. Fuck you. Fuck out of it. You know how fast a 60-mile-an-hour ball is?

Yeah. What you mean? Yeah. I play Little League. That shit is mad, fat A hundred and five, bro. They throw it 80 mile by a

change up, Sam. A hundred and boom. Yeah, like you can't see it. Like, you can't even catch that shit. Yeah, I'm impressed. You're not even built really to catch that. Hell no.

The catch that you're not, you're not built to be the catcher for that. Yeah, you couldn't even catch one of five. That's what the nigga told a nigga. You can't catch one of five, right? You can't catch one of five right. You remember you told him that? Catch one of five.

All right. And in Frank Lugar's movie, he told him, man, you can't catch him right now. That they can't catch him right now. He said, yeah, you're going to catch the grass. You're going to set your ass. Yeah, you can't catch it right there. Oh, me, nigga throwing 105.

That should sit you down right now, right now. Yeah, you can't catch that right now. That's like a fucking Honda hitting you. You're not catching that. You might off the hop, like, at, as short stop and third base, but you're not catching that shit coming off the mound. Not that, I don't know. No, bro.

I'm saying, I said I hit him, I'm 45. He's 20s. He's not, both of y'all not hitting 105. No, fuck. I'm hitting that shit. No, I'm not a chance. All right. Dead City.

Men in athletics is hilarious. This nigs each year old. He nicks at Dead Center. Like, he each a row. We were at Yankee Stadium for batting practice for the game. And somebody that we was with said that, oh, yeah, I can hit it out of the park. Like, get the fuck out of here. No, you can't.

I could do that shit, bro. Like, them do you, do pitchers when they be like this? Like at the home run derby? Yep. You're not. That shit going to be right. You bugging, dude. That shit going to be a pop fly to third base, bro.

Nick, I'm, yo son. I'm from Corona. When a nigga don't have no credentials, they just start talking about where they from. Nigel, we don't give a fuck. You can't hit the ball. You're not hitting that ball out of Yankee. City field.

City field. That's harder. At least Yankee Stadium is a short right field. You're not. Yankee Stadium short right field. Hold the whole up there. You're not. I don't know if I can pull it that way, though.

I don't know if I can pull it that way, bro. I don't know. I'm really fucking. I don't know. You're not hitting no. that way, bro. You're not putting the ball. What's going to the batting case?

I don't know if I could go opposite fit. I literally was just like next Patreon episode will be at the bad and cake. Because the updated ones too, it'll show you like with the speed that you hit the ball where it would land in. Bro, that shit gonna be a double play.

I don't know if I could go opposite field, bro. Y'all niggas is hitting in the double plays every time. Third base. Yeah, like y'all are crazy as fuck. I got the glove. The gloves. You think that's it?

I got the glove. You think the glove won't just. Yeah. That niggis don't see my in. You don't see my shit? I'm gonna see it after you hit that ball. A bat hate to see these shit coming.

What you're talking about. Hey, fuck you mean. He feels bad for the bat. Yeah. You're talking all that the gang swing of bad years. I'll know what you're talking about. Some knees and shit right now. Let me tell you one thing I ain't doing.

I'm not getting no bad gauge, bro. Are you crazy? At all? No, I definitely. For the content. Fam. Him just standing on the side laughing at us would be funny. I'm not.

Bro, a hundred, Facing 100 miles an hour? 105. Get the fuck out of that. I'm not standing in a box with a hundred five mile an hour fastball coming down to play. I actually got to be going straight.

No, my little... Not a much of the niggas get paid to stand in that box? A lot of things. I'm doing that for concert. Get the fuck out of there. I'm not standing in no Randy Johnson.

You're all right, man. I'm not going to... Randy John. Yo, he can go on an assimilator. Yeah, Andy pitcher. Any pitcher. I'm going to go on there Randy Johnson, man. Fam, that ball, you're going to step

right out of that bag cage. You're going to be, bro, I'm not, I'm not standing in front of that. When that first... Nolan Ryan. Nah, I'm not going to. No, I'm not going to. You know,

Zip going to pull out of gun like, who the fuck is doing it? Nolan Ryan. All of that. I used to be in the bag cage with them yellow balls and all that. The big ones here. The yellow balls in them.

I know what you're talking about. Yeah, they had like little imprints on them. I used to do that shit. Nigs played Little League and all that nigg. But that wasn't 105. She used to be like 75. I used to always make contact.

Pink. You'd be done. Pink grounder. Pink grounder. Yeah, shit like that. Yeah. I used to be kind of fast. I'm running that out.

I'm not hitting it out the infield. Oh my God. So we're doing that Tuesday. I'm talking about them. Hell you. You're at the whole run derby. When they be pitching, they be like, in the major, I'm hitting that far, bro. No, you're not.

You're wild. Those are major league players, bro. I'm a major league nigg. What are you talking about? I'm hitting that shit. I'm telling you I can't go opposite field. Wait, what's today? Wednesday.

I got to Tuesday. Zip. We got a week to get some steroids. When we start streaming, that's that's a play.

We're going. We're in there. Batten cage. I'm going to get some peptide. I've got a baton cage for us and all that. Yeah, no,

those baton cages is right right on the website. We go to a bank cage. I'm going to get some creatine. Yeah, jazz zip them. Nicking, fuck you're talking about. I play, I play second base

for the New York Yankees. All right, we're going to see, man. But fuck that we get out of here and be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. That's Netflix Zips.

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