New Rory & MAL - Episode 57 | "Pantalones"

Episode Date: April 12, 2022

This week the boys discuss drama in the white world, Baby D's trip to Jamaica, the world of women wearing fake hips featuring a call from a hidden guest, Ice Cube's show from 2006 that would've never ...survived in 2022, Muney Long having to ghost drake because of an ex-boyfriend, getting baggy jeans at V.I.M, Puerto Ricans that love hand ball in the Bronx, and much more.Want MORE Rory & Mal? Sign up for the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalJoin now for exclusive moments and access to the guys + the rest of the New Rory & Mal crew, such as behind the scenes content, unedited/unfiltered episodes, exclusive Patreon-only skits, early looks at merchandise, + so much more! Follow The Guys: Rory - @ThisIsRory Mal - @Mal_ByTheWay Follow The Crew: Demaris - ? ? ? ? ? Eddin - @ThankYouEddin Karl - @KarlLunz Grab your merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:48 How you feeling? I'm cool. Jesus Christ. I know you was a little under the weather. I feel, yeah, I feel great. I stayed in bed from Thursday to this morning. I feel much, much better. Sorry to everyone last episode.
Starting point is 00:01:58 I was out for the count. But I'm back. I'm back in a better. What did Tiller say? How was that? Add some auto tune into that. No, it was that. It's exactly what you just said.
Starting point is 00:02:08 But you're going to add auto to them, right? Yeah. You're going to autotune that? Make them sound beautiful. You already sounds beautiful. Are you feeling right? You feeling better? I do.
Starting point is 00:02:17 I feel great. You're feeling better, and I think everyone tried to kill me this weekend. Everyone has the air conditioning is on. Let's just put that out there. It's still fucking 48 degrees at night. Yeah. Maybe reaching 59, 60 in the daytime. What's worse that or when you live in a building where they control the heat?
Starting point is 00:02:37 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's September, but it still feels like August and they turn the heat on? I want to control my own heat. Those days are over. Like, I don't want the super that lives downstairs that's never home to just, like, turn the heat up to something and just, like, leave the building. Don't touch the pipe. Some of them are automated. Yeah, no, I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Those days are over. but let me control my temperature and my domain, please. I will say in this, I don't know this is going to be relatable pod, but when I got like an actual thermostat, changed my life. When I got a washing machine in my crib, I'll never go back. Change your life.
Starting point is 00:03:06 I'll never go back. It's the little things. You'll literally have to evict me before I leave without my washing machine. You never noticed how much you wanted to have your own washing dryer? I would just buy new clothes because I just didn't want to do laundry anymore. Now I just do fucking laundry every day for fun. Doing laundry is therapeutic. I like doing laundry.
Starting point is 00:03:26 I hate folding and putting clothes away. Cleaning to me is therapeutic. I agree. Like cleaning to me, getting rid of stuff, you know, removing some of the old shit and making space for new. To me, that's therapeutic. It's like a cleanse.
Starting point is 00:03:37 You need that. I get it. Well, shit. Should we start with the song? Let's start with a song. A groovy little tune, if you will. This is it project? I want to see C.
Starting point is 00:03:51 I've never seen her live. I've seen the internet live. Does that count? Yeah. Then it was really good. This is Sid Control from Broken Hearts Club. The context is I like it. That's why we're playing it.
Starting point is 00:04:05 And we're playing it just because we like the song. We love Sid. Every Sid album, she has at least one record where she gets her full-blown Alea bag. And I don't think anyone does the Alea bag better than Sid. Really? Hmm. Yeah. Who would do it better? Drake?
Starting point is 00:04:28 That's funny. I don't want to laugh at that. But it's funny. He does a great Alea bag, though. Drake has an Alea bag. Let's, I don't, I mean, it's a unisex bag. You know what I mean? So Drake, yeah, he has an Alea bag for sure.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Did anyone else besides me judge that Kendrick Bar and take care? What was the bar? He came with the Jeep with the doors missing all he was missing. and all he was missing was Aaliyah. Shut up, Kendrick. I mean, listen, it happens. Some of our favorite rappers sometimes, they drop a bar,
Starting point is 00:05:05 and it's kind of like, I wish he didn't say that. That entire thing, in retrospect, that feature is weird. Drake? And Kendrick is weird? Was that poetic justice? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:05:18 This was on Take Care when he put him at the end of Marvin's room. It was just like a Kendrick verse. Yes, yes. Granted, at that point, Kendrick wasn't. and it was a look, but I just didn't even like, like, there's a dedication to Drake, like, on his album?
Starting point is 00:05:35 See, it was weird to me, man, I don't understand it. That's what I'm saying. You definitely, the way you're breaking it down, you're definitely making it very weird. Like, now I'm thinking that I'm reliving the song, and I'm like, at the time, it didn't feel weird, but years later, it's kind of like. Like, I don't need to hear how you were in Toronto
Starting point is 00:05:54 waiting at lunch for him. to arrive. What if they had a business meeting? They did. Yeah, so it happens. It happens. You have a business meeting. Homeboys late.
Starting point is 00:06:03 It's okay. You order a salad, a tea or some, wait for them. And then they proceeded to throw subs at each other until today. Must have been a rough lunch. Who picked up the check? Think they did separate checks? That's nasty if they did. Just two people's separate checks, y'all hate each other.
Starting point is 00:06:21 If two people go to lunch and y'all get separate checks, y'all don't fuck with each other. I've done that one time. You didn't fuck with the person. No, I did. I didn't fuck with the move that they made because I'm always like, if we're going to split it, let's just split it down the middle
Starting point is 00:06:34 or one person pay. Right. I had went to lunch with a friend from college and he wanted to go to a steakhouse and I was in the middle of a work day. I was like, I don't need a full stick. I got a salad and I got a water.
Starting point is 00:06:46 He got a fucking full-blown ribby, two sides, some whiskey that was like probably $100 for a shot. and then the check came and he was like you just want to split this? I said,
Starting point is 00:06:58 Mike, no. You should just pick this whole thing up? I'll leave the tip. I'll leave the $30 tip. Don't worry about it. I think my iceberg lettuce doesn't really qualify to your slab of meat
Starting point is 00:07:10 over there, sir. There's check etiquette. And a lot of people don't have check etiquette. You don't have it. We discussed this already. I don't have check etiquette? Wow.
Starting point is 00:07:21 You just found out. How? Because you pick up other people's checks when they're on dates. That's check etiquette. No, no, it's not. It is. It's what you mean. There's nothing ethical about that.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Like, yeah. We've been down this. That's what I'm saying. People took that way out. That wasn't like a girlfriend. That was like, that was a friend. Like, if that was like an ex, that's nasty. There's drama in the white world.
Starting point is 00:07:41 I have to inform you guys. In the white world? I love white and white crime. I don't know if you guys will even care or no, but we may have some white listeners. Do you guys know when practical jokers broke up? Yeah. Oh, really? Damn.
Starting point is 00:07:53 I didn't know that. Listen, first and practical Joker's break up and every day I wake up. What happened? Somebody got a problem with Hove. Somebody didn't show the accounting? Oh my God. What happened?
Starting point is 00:08:04 So, are you familiar with the show? Absolutely. I love impractical jokers. Ironically, Joe. Oh, God. There goes that segue. Joe posted, and I was late to the party because I don't follow them on IG
Starting point is 00:08:16 because I only follow women that will probably end up being bad for me on there. Not actual healthy things. He had posted, I think, around like New Year's that he was leaving the show and when his wife were getting divorced and he's got to focus on kids and all that other shit. And they just started the new season with like guest hosts and shit.
Starting point is 00:08:34 I saw Eric Andre was on there. I'm not buying it. Oh, so you think that's... I think there's a conspiracy. You think that something happened? You don't know if something happened. I don't know. I don't think it's because of a divorce and you got to focus on the kids.
Starting point is 00:08:51 I get it. Everyone's trying to get their family back. That's true. You can get your family back and do a prank show. Absolutely. Everybody has kids and they still continue to work with the people that they created platforms with. I don't want to put this on Joe's jacket. I think Joe did some shit, man, and he had to get far the fuck away from them.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Can we find out the guy's full name? Joe Gatto. Joe Gatto? Joe Gatto. Ironically, the person I went to lunch with was Mike Ghetto. So the Gattoes are all fucking crazy. So are they cousins? They're both from Staten Island.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Oh, they're definitely cousins. 100%. So Joe Gatto shocked his impractical joker's viewers when he announced that he was a part in the comedy series and amid his split from his wife, his wife, Bessie Gatto. Joe and Bessie. Oh, him and his wife broke up? Yeah. Oh, so then that's different. He's going through a divorce.
Starting point is 00:09:40 That's, that's, it's hard to crack jokes when you're going through a divorce, bro. Do you think maybe he was trying to get away from the show just in case she tried to take like half the show? Like if she tried to take murder and the divorce? Hmm. You don't take the impractical? I don't know if she could take half of it. the show, but maybe she can take half of his pay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:57 And he probably wants to step away from the show renegotiate his contract. I don't know, man. Take less until the divorce is over and then like re-up. Again, Joe, I think was probably my favorite on that show. But I don't know, he adopts a lot of dogs. He's a really nice person. Oh, if you adopt dogs, I love you. Yeah, I know, but those, I don't know, overly nice people that do acts of charity,
Starting point is 00:10:20 I just always feel like they have like a basement full of dead bodies. There's something like, why are you so fucking nice? There's something up with you and I don't like it. It's like you're trying to make up for something fucked up about you that people don't know about. And I don't want to put this on Joe, but I just, I'm not buying this whole, this whole IG caption shit. And I'm invested and I don't really have a lot of white friends to discuss impractical jokers with. So I have to come here and talk to you guys about it. I was fucked up.
Starting point is 00:10:47 I mean, we got to keep an eye on. Let's keep an eye on this thing. because this is a developing story in the white world. And I will say, I won't say my source. I did, I did DM someone that works on the show. I have a mole over there. Okay. And I said, break up, huh?
Starting point is 00:11:06 And he slash C, she said, LOL. And I said, what's the real story? She said, LOL. I think I got my answer. Two LOLs means that nothing's funny. No. Nothing's funny. This is nothing funny.
Starting point is 00:11:20 And that IG caption wasn't it? Yeah, two LOLs. It's like, I, there's some serious shit going on over there. And I watched one of the interviews, a clip, and they were just like, yeah, we're all still friends. And, you know, we just start going in different directions. And I was like, oh, yeah, something happened. Anytime you do that, we're still friends and we're just going in different directions. That's you trying to smooth it over.
Starting point is 00:11:37 That's what Tip and Fife were saying to each other. And then we saw the doc. Yeah, absolutely. Well, yeah, we got to keep eye on that, man, because I like that show a lot. I love that show. That's a really, really great show. Well, we have some sad news to report to our listeners and our viewership. No, Rory and I are not breaking up because everybody seems to think that that's what's happening.
Starting point is 00:11:56 Is that what people are the narrative? I guess, you know, people think of dumb shit all the time. I've been scared. Our lovely assistant producer, studio mom. Oh, my gosh. Damaris has been banned from Air Jamaica. She went on vacation to Jamaica. How you get banned for her?
Starting point is 00:12:15 from Air Jamaica. And, well... You can bring a brick on there and not get banned. Well, this is... She got banned because she was dressed like Chiquita from Belly. Trying to get on the plane. She had some...
Starting point is 00:12:26 Just like spice? I believe what they called Poon Poon Shorts. She had some Poon Poon Shorts on. And the pilot came out the cockpit and said, ma'am, you cannot... There are children on this flight. Way too much ass that you're throwing around, walking through the ais.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Can you please put some pants on? So... I just think. anyone that wears shorts of any kind on a plane should be stuffed in the overhead compartment. I just hate people. I don't care who you are. You can be the baddest bitch on earth. I don't want to see anyone's legs on a flight.
Starting point is 00:12:55 I just don't. I just don't. I'm not the guy that travels according to the weather that he's going, coming from or going to. I dress for comfort. Like, if you're leaving Jamaica or the islands, I think that you can put on some sweatpants and a t-shirt going to the airport. Carry your hoodie. Yeah. Like, and then once you get to your gate, throw your hoodie on. Like, airplanes are cold, first of all.
Starting point is 00:13:16 They're fucking freezing. I don't care. The custom. It's like... Yeah, just wear a sweatsuit. Well, you know, Damaris probably went straight from the strip club. Didn't realize what the time her flight was and just what she wore to the strip club. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:13:28 So she's been banned from Air Jamaica. She can no longer fly the friendly skies with Air Jamaica anymore. So we just want to say, you know... We don't even know if she'll be able to get into the country. Yeah, like, we just want to apologize to Air Jamaica on Demaris's behalf. They might put her in the cages with the kids. I mean, I escaped, so... You escape from one of the cages.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Okay. Well, I know who I'll be contacting. What's ice number? I have no idea. So many might want to talk to. Speaking of wearing things, I saw a video over the weekend that I posted on my close friends. Women, I know we're down with wigs, eyelashes, makeup, surgery. All of the fixings.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Yeah. Waste trainers. Yeah. I was not aware. that women are putting fake hips into their pants before they leave the house. No, you didn't know that? Yeah. They're taking what I used to wear in high school football and putting it on their side.
Starting point is 00:14:29 You did high school football? Yes. But I did not keep my pads so I cannot give you a waist trainer shape. But no, this is, I don't ever want a woman that has fake hips in at the moment to ever ask for honesty. for me. I will never be up front with you. You will never get the real me. This is why... We have to take a stand at some point. But see, this is why Keenan Ivy Wains is one of the greatest producers, directors, creators
Starting point is 00:14:55 that our culture has ever seen. Because years ago, and the movie, I'm going to get you suck a classic movie if you guys have never seen it. He meets a young lady at the bar. And, Carl, this is where you can insert that part of the movie. Meet a young lady at the bar Starts flirting You know how that whole thing goes Goes back to the apartment And you know
Starting point is 00:15:19 They're having a conversation And it becomes a conversation My honesty And the lady's like Okay well since we're Being honest or whatever You know these eyes aren't really my color Takes a context out
Starting point is 00:15:33 Takes a wig off You know Takes her leg off Takes her ass out And you know It's funny because at the time It was just like Larry
Starting point is 00:15:42 we laugh. But now you fast forward almost 30 years later. And it's like the norm almost for people to have all of these enhancements. And this is not really how they look. This is not really how they're shaped. So, you know, we really got to thank Ken and Ari Wains because he was ahead of his time with this. And he tried to let us know like, yo, listen, man, it's, it's not what it looks like out there. I'm buying stilts. I'm going to the club with stilts on. Well, they have those. They have the insoles now that you can put inside your sneakers that make you, I think, four inches, five inches taller. I'm getting stilts, and the stilts are for me.
Starting point is 00:16:15 I'm getting them for me. Not for y'all. They're for me. I did it for me. I'm going to get stilts. Okay. Because this is, I've had enough. And I'm going to kick every chick in the club and call them broke.
Starting point is 00:16:24 With my stilts. They do have the, not that, you know, I've been doing any research on this, but they do have the penis enlargement surgery for men now. And this is a real thing. I don't care how much. I don't care that much. Yeah, I don't mean either. Like, what I got is what I got.
Starting point is 00:16:40 You know, if this ain't enough, then I'll just, you know. By the time you find out, I beat. Yeah. Yeah, I came already. I came already. It's like, it's whatever. That's all I got for you. But yeah, that is a surgery now.
Starting point is 00:16:51 And it was an interesting conversation online because women were laughing at that. And they were saying, like, any man that goes and gets this surgery is absolutely fucking crazy. Well, we get it for us. I'm getting my dick and large from me. Listen, listen. I'm just telling you what. These women think it's all for them. And it's sad, you know, because it's not.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Like, what if I want to see, what if I feel like washing my penis, but I want to be bigger? Like, I feel like I need to wash more meat. You know what I mean? Like, I should have that say so. My entire childhood, I was just made fun of the curves. And now I'm finally embracing the curve of my dick. I can finally be me. And embrace who I was a person.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Getting a penis enlargement is sick, though. Like, when you think about it, that's the thing. That's, it's like, fam, what are we doing now? Because if men are able to enlarge their penises, you know somebody's going to go crazy. Because we see some women that go crazy with the boob jobs or crazy with the butt jobs and the lip fillers. There's going to be a guy that's going to go absolutely crazy and try to walk down a block with a fucking tripod in his pants. You know what's going to happen. I just want to know what the conversation with the doctor before is.
Starting point is 00:18:03 That's got to be an awkward conversation. How many interesting you want? Like talking girth with your doctor? Yeah. Like, it's just, I don't, it's some things I just think, you know, I understand technology is advanced now and all these medicine is advanced, but it's some things we don't need to play with. Like, I just feel that way. I feel like, I feel like, I feel like certain things we got to stay away from it. You know, now that men can get penis enlargement, it's just kind of like, fam, we just approach and like.
Starting point is 00:18:26 And imagine that conversation with women. Do you like a guy with a real dick or a fake dick? I think that women, women, some, most women will lie and say that they don't care. but they'll fuck young young and may and with a fake camera imagine a fake dick and like
Starting point is 00:18:43 also they're on the pill a fake dick on a with Viagra like a like a Viagra like you know now they have like the like this year
Starting point is 00:18:52 they're really gonna go and push forward with the male like oh birth control yeah a woman suggested that she was like yo you should get on birth control
Starting point is 00:18:59 not a woman I was like why she was like just so because now you won't even have to worry about I'm like but I can just wear a condom There's also still STDs. I just want to know if you take the chick home with the hips.
Starting point is 00:19:14 And then when you take the hips off, I just want to know how if you meet, because they probably wear it to a club or a social gathering, whatever. And sometimes you meet a woman and you go back to her spot if she comes back to yours. And undressing happens. Do you think, like, does she go and where does she hide the hips under the sink? No, that's when she gets undressed, like,
Starting point is 00:19:34 at the side of the bed and gets right under the blanket. You know that move where they take the pants off while they're sitting down and kind of like... So would you just leave the hips on the side? No, you throw the hips on the floor next to the pants. Listen, I've had problems with eyelashes being on my pillow. If you leave your hips, if I trip over your hips going to the bathroom? The next day, you left one of your hips under the bed. Like, I think it's on the table if you want to come back and get it.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Wait, do we have a little toggle thing? Oh, yeah. I'm going to call an anonymous guest. Because when I posted that video, in my in my DMs I was having conversations with some men one being what we're talking about now going back taking her back home
Starting point is 00:20:14 and her having to take her hips out this gentleman that we're going to change and modify his voice said he has been in this situation a woman with fake hips yes he brought a woman home with fake hips I said I don't want to hear the story yet can you call into the pod she put the hips like in her pants like in yes
Starting point is 00:20:35 okay Did he still beat or he just Of course you Fake hips ain't stopping On there and beating At that point If you got all the way there to beat Like you got
Starting point is 00:20:45 Come on fam Like you ain't stopping Because you're like your hips fake Nah I can't do it Ain't no man doing that Ain't no real man doing that The hips ain't gonna stop me Like not
Starting point is 00:20:54 Hello anonymous guest Oh shit Yo I literally just now Left the gym Okay Anonymous guest, we were discussing the conversation you and I had over the weekend about women taking their hips off after a wild night in the club. And then... So there was one particular incident that happened to a friend of mine, a close, close, close,
Starting point is 00:21:26 close friend of mine. Always a friend. Like, not you. Never. Yeah, no, not me, but somebody that if he looked at himself in the mirror might look almost exactly like me. So me. So this friend of mine had run into this young lady a few times and, you know, she clearly was attracted to him.
Starting point is 00:21:49 And so one night after a few drinks, he decided, you know, she's cute. I'm not doing anything after. Why don't we go to my house? She's cute. I'm not doing anything after. I guess we can fuck. Was your friend into her shape? Was that his thing?
Starting point is 00:22:05 She was a slim but very curvy girl for her frame, yes. Okay. Like oddly curvy? Like, where'd you get these hips from, curvy? No, no. Like, like, like, like, like, like proportionate, you know, everything looked very right and very natural. And so my friend decided to go back to his place with her. They had a drink or two.
Starting point is 00:22:31 He put on some music. He set the tone. and as she began to get undressed, it was, you remember and don't be a menace when he takes the chick back and the wig starts coming off and the nails start coming off and she basically one by one
Starting point is 00:22:51 started to remove things that he thought were naturally attached to her body that clearly were not. And then it came down to an entire hip pad that like Velcroed around her hips and ass that like gave some sort of lift and she was a completely different person. Did your friend still beat though?
Starting point is 00:23:17 Oh yeah. I mean that you have to. I don't get what you taking off. You got, we got this far. We got to have sex now. No, she could have took off an entire football pad uniform and, no, he was still fucking. Where did she place her hips in the meantime?
Starting point is 00:23:37 Was she organized? Did she put them? I believe, no, I believe they ended up on the ceiling fan. Nice. That's a great place for your hips to end up. I just want to say that it was in that moment that I realized that hips do lie. Yeah. They do.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Shakira, this is why we haven't heard from a while because people found out that she was lying the whole time. My last question, because when I played football, I know that material. And if you don't have on the right underarmor and it rubs against your skin, you can have some sweaty-ass hips and then you could also have a rash. Were her hips sweaty? Did there appear to be any dry skin? No, I think she was doing like the bit of, you know how running back sometimes? They'll spray the uniform or the pads with Pam so that you can't get a full grip.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Your hands just slip off. I'm pretty sure she was well lubricated so that the pad. There was no chafing. Okay. She was into skin care is what you're saying. You didn't have to throw a goal ball on on her hips after y'all would done. Right. No, she was a L'Oreal model for sure.
Starting point is 00:24:43 That's good to know. Well, we're glad that, you know, the hips are safe and secure and that she was responsible enough to put them on a ceiling fan so that no one would step on them and break her hips. Did your friend beat again? And did she have the hips on the second time? No, no, it was a one-time thing My friend still runs into her occasionally
Starting point is 00:25:05 And they exchange pleasantries But no, that was it That's hilarious Now we got to check for hips To break the touch barrier Maybe you gotta like, you know on the way out Tap just the side Mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:25:16 Check a pocket Like what you're doing Let's make sure you ain't steal nothing Yeah Or that you have real hips Right Well thank you anonymous guests We'll change your voice
Starting point is 00:25:26 And I'm sorry your friend Had to go through that traumatic time I need the good witness protection. I'm testifying against the mob voice for this entire conversation. It's going to sound really good and deep. Got you. I just want to know like... You would Edding just told us, man?
Starting point is 00:25:41 It's going to sound good and deep. I just feel like a chick with fake hips should not ask me to wear a condom. Whoa. Well, no, she might have a real STD. She ain't got fake STD. She might have a real STD. I just feel like you're not allowed to ask anything of me if you have fake hips. That's true
Starting point is 00:25:58 But I feel like If you're willing to fake hips You might fake a pregnancy So I'm gonna wear a condom Yeah I like that But then she has to take her pregnancy belly off
Starting point is 00:26:07 Next time you can't take that off If it's fake Can't take that off And you could tell her if she was pregnant Hey you don't have child bearing hips So we have to get rid of this thing That is true You have a great day sir
Starting point is 00:26:22 All right fellas I'll talk you soon All right peace He has a lot of information about his friend and his encounters with women, doesn't he? It's weird. It's weird how he just knew everything that his friend was... Because, yeah, I don't really talk to my friends about the act, per se. Detail.
Starting point is 00:26:38 His friend was very detailed with him. Also, over the weekend, I was unaware that Ice Cube in the early 2000s, executive produced a show. I think it was called Black and White, where he takes white people and puts them in black face. And he takes Black people and he puts them in white face. puts them in white face and then they go about their lives. This was on FX. Only went on for one season.
Starting point is 00:27:03 They won an Emmy for makeup. This is the treatment. What's it like to walk not just in another man's shoes, but in another man's skin? That's the question this series asks. Is it transformed through extensive makeup work of black family into a white family and vice versa? I think we should ease off L.O. Cool J for accidental racist and put all our hate towards IceCube. I never even saw that.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Neither did I. The clip was on FX? Yeah, this was, yes. The clip was going, it was like a small clip, the intro, Ice Cube did the theme song, went sort of viral on Twitter over the weekend, and I reposted it, and I was like, you don't remember this? I was like, dog, no, I do not remember when Ice Cube took white people and black people and put them in black face and white face. No, I don't remember that at all.
Starting point is 00:27:52 On cable TV. I don't, and that was only one season. There's only one season, six episodes. Oh, I can't believe it didn't get picked up for a second season? Are we able, can we, like, find that online and watch it now? Um, that's a great question. I feel like you can. I would love to see that.
Starting point is 00:28:07 I just need to see that. I just need to see. You definitely, you definitely can. On Amazon Prime. It's called black and white. It's called black dot white dot, yes, so yeah. And then the opening theme is called RaceCard by Ice Cube. Well, I think we, I don't know how we missed that, but we need to revisit it.
Starting point is 00:28:24 It appears that they have full episodes on YouTube. Oh, perfect. Oh, yeah, I'm definitely watching that. Let's get a little taste. My name is Bruno and I became a black person. That's episode one, season one, how they pop it off. And if you could see this fucking visual. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:42 No one knew that I was actually black when I had my white makeup on. For six weeks, two families. My family, the black family, got together in a house and the valley in L.A., and we decided to swap races. would go into makeup and become the opposite race. We became black, they became white. Then we moved in together. We're talking living together.
Starting point is 00:29:05 You know, it's not like, you know, you know, see them for a little party, get together, and they go their way, and we go our way. No, at night, we all live under the same. Just don't understand how you could make America's Most Wanted and then make this show. This is literally in living color. This is
Starting point is 00:29:25 I want to I want to get to the theme song Wait he has a theme song Yeah that's the race card There you go Black is midnight A bright as snow white
Starting point is 00:29:35 I have to take flight I have to take flight If you a zebra better come out of the stripes If you a zebra You better come out through stripes Oh Nah we got to get our own TV show If that got cleared
Starting point is 00:29:54 We definitely have to get our own TV show. And I believe Charles Barkley was involved with it as well. Get out of here. I'm pretty sure he was a... Wait, he was on it? No, I think he was a producer on it. But Charles Barkley would be a producer on a show like that. That would make sense.
Starting point is 00:30:08 But to have Ice Cube commit to this... And have a theme song to it? Yeah. Well, what would you do if you were white for a day? If I was white for a day? Yeah. I'd probably walk into every bank and make a withdrawal. I listen to that intro.
Starting point is 00:30:24 and thought maybe Jerry Heller had a point. Okay. Not mad at the thinking behind that. Not mad at the thinking behind that. I was very anti-Jerry for a long time. Yeah. I think Jerry saw this coming and was like, you know what, guys? We got to get this guy out of here.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Absolutely. I get what you're saying. That's disturbing. I never knew about that show. Never watched it. I'm definitely going to watch it now, though, because that just seems like it was, I don't even know how they got okayed and cleared for production.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Like, that's just a weird. And I don't know, years of 2006, the world was a lot different. Very much, though. I'm pretty sure if we go back and look at a lot of shows back then, it's going to be a bunch of shows that were like, how the fuck did they clear this show? But coming from Ice Cube, that's a little, that's crazy. I'm just seeing everyone in Hollywood in 06, like, this is so progressive. Blackface. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:31:19 It's never progressive. Finally, we can do a show that brings some change. One season, six episodes. Wow. That's interesting. That's a long time. That's a lot of episodes. And on FX.
Starting point is 00:31:31 What was on FX in 2006? That's a really good question. I don't know, but I'm going to keep letting people know that Married with Children is the sickest show that has ever, ever been cleared for production. That show is insane. And I love it. I love every minute of it. Well, why do you think it's crazy? Did we talk about this?
Starting point is 00:31:48 I don't know if we did, but it's just some of the things that I was getting off on that show. You can't. Dog, you will be canceled the first episode in 2022. Yeah, you can say a lot of short. I'm talking about the first episode would be like, I get this show the fuck out of here. Yeah. I was, that character, the shit he was saying to his kids and his wife and his neighbors,
Starting point is 00:32:10 it's like, bro, this shouldn't be on, this shouldn't be on television. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I just saw there's an episode called Turning Japanese. On the black and white? No, and married with children. Oh, bro, listen. That was a great song, by the way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:25 I think I'm turning. Japanese and things. I mean, these are really things. Who song is that? I forgot. You don't remember that song? No. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:33 That's a legit song. From who? I don't know. It was like one of the biggest songs ever. The Vapers. That shit was up there with like the Barbie girls on. Now in retrospect, turning Japanese, it is a pretty racist song. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:32:48 At the time, at the time it was just fun to say. I think he fell in love with a Japanese woman. Oh. It just starts racist. That's a crazy way to start that. I do remember this song. Yeah. I remember this song.
Starting point is 00:33:04 Meets Chinatown. Well, Japan. I know, but it's the same. Never mind. It's the same. No, it's not. You know how racist that is? I'm joking.
Starting point is 00:33:17 It's the same. Yeah. Crazy, huh? So, yes. Imagine just going in the booth and just yelling that. Married with Children is one of the sickest shows ever. produced, ever shot, ever aired on television history, by far.
Starting point is 00:33:36 I'm looking at a list from Screen Rant, and their number one episode is 976 Shoe. Do you know what that is? Yes. While Steve is trying to win a trip to Hawaii by doling out a bunch of bank loans, he foolishly grants one to Al, and Al's hairbraid scheme was to have a shoe
Starting point is 00:33:52 hotline. Right, who's going to call a hotline dedicated footwear? I mean, in 2022? No, Married with Children is the craziest show ever. I can see that. That and, all in a family. All in the family was just like... I never got into all in the family.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Good. Because you might have been a different white adult male. Okay. Had you grew up watching that show. All in the family was... That show was insane. Archie Bunker is a loud mouth, uneducated
Starting point is 00:34:19 bigot who believes in every stereotype he has ever heard. And his wife, Edith is sweet. They should do a reboot. No. With Roseanne. They can't do... That show would never see the light of day.
Starting point is 00:34:31 All of the family would never. Never see the light of day in 2022. Never. I don't even think Aunt Taras can see the light of day in 2022. Why not? HBO has like a... They give them their thing. The amount of homophobic things that were set on that show.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Yeah. I get it. Money Long, artist that we all like and support. She posted something, I guess it was on her TikTok. It looks like a TikTok video. Are you on TikTok yet? No, I'm not on TikTok. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:06 She posted a video and said the video caption says she's on the video applying a chapstick and playing a lovely tune in the background. And the caption reads that one time in 2008 I missed out on a Drake feature. Okay. Because my boyfriend at the time found out that he was pulling up to the studio and flew into a jealous rage. So I chikined out and quit responding to his texts. Wait. 2008, Money Long says her boyfriend. influence a jealous rage in 2008 over Drake.
Starting point is 00:35:41 I have a couple questions. This is before, take care or thank me later or any of these wonderful, amazing bodies of work was released. I know what you're about to say. Being jealous of the comeback season, Drake. Well, I mean, being jealous of the guy rapping over Dilla beats. Jealous is jealous. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter the guy's success.
Starting point is 00:36:02 If a boyfriend is jealous, he's jealous. It's just funny because is the boyfriend a genius that he's. see where Drake was headed? Did he see the heights that he was headed to? Then he's holding his girl back. I mean, he should have went and managed Drake. Yeah, I mean, he probably saw. He was like, no, that guy's headed places and I ain't shit. At that point, he was wheelchair Jimmy.
Starting point is 00:36:21 He was. How old was money long? First of all, because we have to know how old she was in 2008. But she's been around writing for a while. I don't think she's a young, new artist in that. No, no, no. But this is 14 years ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Oh, she's 33. She's 33. Okay, so she was 19, let's say 20 at the time. Come on, man. Like, you can't, your boyfriend went into a jealous rage. You were like a young aspiring artist who particularly had a feature. Imagine going to a jealous rage over the fuchsia, baby. It's crazy that you're playing guitar.
Starting point is 00:36:54 I'll tell you one in a second. Yeah. I just thought that this was funny because it just, you know, you could tell that she realizes like that was so fucking stupid. You guys know how they met? But like, what if... Probably on my face. That's what all aspiring artists were meeting each other at.
Starting point is 00:37:13 They have their songs in their eyespace. Like, oh, we should link and build. We should work. I'm just saying, like, what if... What would he have done if, like, Hurricane Chris was about to pull up? No, wait. This is what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:37:23 He would have lost his A, baby, baby, fucking mind. Getting jealous of your girl having a potential feature with Drake in 2008 is extremely fucking crazy. Well, first of all, let's not just put this on the jealous boyfriend. we haven't gotten his side. She could have been being a little hussey in the studio
Starting point is 00:37:39 and even know what artist was coming. He just knew what artist was coming. So they had met because she had did a guitar cover of Best I Ever had in 2009. So that's anything. He reached out to her after that. He said, yo, I love what you did with the song. And then he gave her his number.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Oh, so this was Post Best I Ever Had? Okay, I get the jealous rage. I understand it at that point. Yeah, but if you're a girl... But no, that's some hating shit. That's some really insecure, nasty shit. That's what I'm saying. You should be happy your girl is getting.
Starting point is 00:38:09 At 1,000%. She has an opportunity to do a feature with an artist who is probably the hottest artist at the moment. Yeah. At that time? You should be happy for your girl and support that. And it's very simple. If you're jealous because your girl is doing a song with an artist, then it sounds like you don't trust your girl. It sounds like you have trust issues.
Starting point is 00:38:31 You don't need to be in a relationship. then you need to work on yourself a lot. Or just go to the session. Yeah, but you can't do that either though because now you're sitting in there. The energy is weird. You ice grilling Drake. You're looking at your girl funny. It's like you can't.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Nobody wants to create it right. No duets. No duets, right? You do your verse. You do your verse. Separate boots. You've definitely been in the studio where an artist has had her boyfriend or. I can't stand it.
Starting point is 00:39:00 And it's just like, it's weird. But it's weird when they text you. going to work on just some complete platonic let's get some work done shit it still is weird like is it cool if my boyfriend comes because then you can't be weird and be like no
Starting point is 00:39:12 because then you look weird but in my mind all the time like please just like it's so awkward every time the boyfriend the boyfriend's never cool he always has the worst ideas extreme
Starting point is 00:39:23 like every little like yo how do we do how would you shut the fuck up because you're an Uber driver right you can't say that because then now the girlfriend is like she has to say something to you
Starting point is 00:39:33 it's just you should never ever bring your significant other to a recording session. I don't, well, it's work. I tell people all the time. Like, it's work. It's a job. You should not be bringing your boyfriend or your girlfriend to work. I just don't see the point in doing that.
Starting point is 00:39:49 So Money Long, I guess this video was a video for her. I wonder if she's spoken to Drake since. I'm sure she has. Oh, you know his petty-ass DM'd her after you saw that. Oh, no, I'm sure. I'm sure that they spoke way before this. I think this was just her first time putting it out there publicly, but I'm sure that they've spoken since 2008.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Because he was jealous. She said it. No, like, why she put it? Oh, so that's it? Oh, why she put this video? I mean, she probably, I don't know if they ever spoke. This is probably her way of hoping Drake saw this and explaining how, you know, what happened. Because she basically said she just stopped answering his text messages.
Starting point is 00:40:23 She went ghost on Drake, basically. She got to take accountability on that shit, though. And if I'm Drake, I'm charging her for the studio time that I probably booked. I'm like, no, that's cool that you went ghost, but you'll send that $3.50 in? And wouldn't you think, though, maybe I shouldn't be in this relationship if my partner is upset that I'm about to work with one of the hottest artists out? Like, what do you want for my career? Well, I'm pretty sure. Even in 2008, he was...
Starting point is 00:40:45 No, you're saying after Best I ever had, it was the number one record. I was making jokes because you said, oh, wait, I thought it was comeback season drink. So she must have got the year wrong because she said 2008 in the caption. And if they connected off of Best I ever had cover, then, yeah, that was after so far gone. and that was 09 but it's her ex-boyfriend and she put a bunch of clown emojis so you know you know what that means
Starting point is 00:41:08 it's over yeah I just thought that that was an interesting story um that's fucking hysterical we could pause it I'm gonna talk about it you don't want to talk about a influencer
Starting point is 00:41:25 one that stabbed her boyfriend or is that too like sad no I mean we we it came this was like almost two weeks old now So we definitely need to talk about it. Where's it at? I got it right. Courtney.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Imagine Drake going in that session with her and cutting this record and her boyfriend here, that shit. No, you got to get down with Drake after. If he started doing that while you were in there with your girl? If you were my girl and come out with the record, don't you have a man? No, you got to get down. I'm a fight. Oh, man. Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback.
Starting point is 00:42:09 Duane Haskins dies after being struck. by a dump truck. Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Dwayne Haskins, died early Saturday morning after he was struck by a dump truck while he was walking on a South Florida Highway. Haskins was only 24 years old. Florida Highway Patrol spokesperson, Lieutenant Indiana Miranda, Miranda, said Haskins was pronounced dead at the scene. He was attempting to cross the westbound lanes of Interstate 595 when there was oncoming
Starting point is 00:42:33 traffic. Miranda said in an email statement. She didn't say why Haskins was on the highway near Fort Lauderdale at the time. The accident caused the highway to be shut down. down for several hours and Miranda said it's an open traffic homicide investigation. Haskins was training in South Florida with other Steelers' quarterbacks, running backs, and wide receivers. I am devastated and at a loss for words with the unfortunate passing of Dwayne Haskins, Steelers coach Mike Tomlin said in a statement. He quickly became part of our Steelers family upon his
Starting point is 00:43:01 arrival in Pittsburgh and was one of our hardest workers, both on the field and in our community. Duane was a great teammate, but even more so, a tremendous friend to so many. I am truly heartbroken. Our thoughts and prayers are with his wife, Calabria, and his entire family during this difficult time. After a standout 2018 season at Ohio State, Askins was the 15th overall selection by the Washington commanders in the 2019 draft. Askins spent two turbulent seasons with Washington before signing in Pittsburgh before last season. Really sad, though. Yeah, this is a sad, sad, tragic accident. only 24 years old
Starting point is 00:43:39 entire career ahead of him I can only assume that he was going to be given a larger role in the Steelers organization with Ben Rothersburg retiring So it's just sad He was young man Yeah 24 years old I mean you know
Starting point is 00:43:55 It's just a tragic tragic way to go crossing the highway I mean again why you cross in the highway I don't know I don't play those games like if it's not a crosswalk And it may have been a crosswalk here I know how some highways they have crosswalks at lights or whatever, but, you know, it's just, it's just a tragic accident. So prayers to Dwayne Haskins' family and friends and loved ones. I ain't like that shit, Adam Schaeffer did.
Starting point is 00:44:17 What did Adam Sheffer do? He put out a tweet regarding the death and put in the tweet he had two struggling seasons and was trying to get back like, like, what you do with you know? You know, people can't wait to show exactly how fucking stupid they are in times like this. Come on, though. That's what you talk about when someone can ask us. Exactly. They're not so favorable moments during their death. It's just, it's not classy. Yeah. You know, I mean, have some class. Have some respect for the family. I mean, he found out you got fired by it from a Roche tweet. So after that. That's wild.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Speaking of social media, are you still on Instagram? Or were you banned? No, I was, I'm still, my account is still here. I see Gilly joined you in the podcasters against Wiz Khalifa movement. I wasn't, I'm not, listen, I'm not against Wiz Kalifa. I just noticed because I follow Wiz and it was just like every time I opened my Instagram, Wiz was walking around or throwing haymakers in his underwear. And I just didn't understand what was going on. I thought this was the new way to work out.
Starting point is 00:45:23 I thought it was like, you know, I know sometimes you work out in your compression shorts and things like that. But Wiz was like seen getting into a pool. He was seen buying a smoothie, driving his car. I mean, this is. was popping up and I'm just like He was spotted He was spotted And then Wiz is pretty successful
Starting point is 00:45:41 He can afford pants I would assume I'm not Count his pockets But he can afford pants I just didn't understand why he was not wearing pants on Instagram That's all Well I guess what
Starting point is 00:45:50 Gile had commented on his IG And was like Yo fan put some pants on I'm just hilarious by the way But just put some We just want you to put some We love you But just put some pants on
Starting point is 00:45:59 And I guess Gilly's account was I don't know If hacked or deactivating I don't know what it was I think it's your fault to be honest i don't think is whiz you were the one that was bringing awareness to to whiz's shoes well i was bringing i was bringing awareness uh you know to to the situation because i didn't
Starting point is 00:46:14 know if whiz was going through something mentally so i was just hoping that people just pay attention like let's just yeah make sure whiz is okay because he didn't you have pants on well if i'm if i start walking around with just my underwear you know people will call the cops on i would be arrested immediately well you're not whiz yeah wasn't he at home no he was in our public spaces oh yeah he was getting smoothies he was uh working out you know driving i do want to highlight this moment because everyone was saying we were shitting on lizzo and it was we were shaming and all that shit no see we want everyone to keep their pants on yeah we want everybody just put some pants on demaris yeah lizzo just put some fucking pants on like what is the i understand it gets hot out there oh i'm not
Starting point is 00:46:52 saying anything because i like instagram and i want to keep mine yeah no i would like to keep mine whiz is going to ban all y'all uh you know i don't listen whiz if you want to wear your underwear and walk around and you know do your thing listen man do what you do i just thought that i just thought that I would just let people know that I'm just opening my Instagram like any other normal taxpayer citizen and Wizz was in underwear every day. And I didn't know what was going on. I thought there was a new trend that was happening. Because I'm always, I'm late to a lot of things when it comes to the internet.
Starting point is 00:47:17 So I thought that maybe everybody was doing this, but no, it's only Wiz. Did you and Gilly like discuss this over the weekend? No, you know, I wanted to reach out to Gilly and make sure he was okay. I feel the same way about him. Yeah. I wanted to let Gilly know that he wasn't alone and his thoughts and his sentiments. But no, I didn't reach out to him yet. I'll reach out to him soon to talk to him about it because, you know, I know this is a tough time for him losing his account.
Starting point is 00:47:37 I think it's finally time for us to do our collab pod with Gillian Wallow. And I think the four of us should travel to L.A. And sit down with Wiz and give him a stern talking to. We should take Wiz to a pants store. And just like find some comfortable pants for. The four of us, yeah. We can go pants shopping with Wiz. I like that.
Starting point is 00:47:57 We should make that happen. Let's go pants shopping with Wiz. Let's pick out some comfortable trousers for him. let's get him enough, you know, deep pockets so you put all his weed and, you know, chapstick and, you know, whatever else he needs to put in his pockets. Is that all you think he carries? Yeah, weed and chapstick.
Starting point is 00:48:12 That's all you need. And your ID and, you know, a credit card. Yeah, wallet, that's all you need. You don't need. What do you else do you need in your pocket? Like, what do men carrying their pockets these days? Your phone, your wallet? Phone, ID.
Starting point is 00:48:22 That's a pet peeve of mine. I don't like having things in my pockets. At all? My phone, chapstick. Yeah. That's about it. And then your ID and a credit card. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:30 You don't really need nothing. and men don't need anything else. Like, what else do you carry it? Right? And then once we all started wearing skinny pants, it's tough to fit things in. Then you kind of... Gum. Then you look weird,
Starting point is 00:48:38 like a girl trying to reach into your skinny jean pocket and then it's like bulging up. It's just... It's nasty. Why are you coming for me like that? I'm saying I was wearing... Well, you're Spanish,
Starting point is 00:48:48 so we know you wear tight pants. Skinny pantalones. That's what they call them in Spain? Pantalones. Who, Spain? I thought that was fried bananas. I thought those was fried bananas is funny Like y'all didn't get it.
Starting point is 00:49:09 That's hilarious, man. Oh, God. What else are we got, man? Can we not do skinny jeans anymore, though? Skinny jeans are... I still... What about how, like, hats from Spencer's. Listen, I don't care what they do.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Hats from Spencer's. I see that they're trying to bring back baggy jeans. Listen, I'm not doing it. Oh, I said I'm not going back. I'm never going to win. I'm staying baggy jeans. Like baggy? I'm not wearing baggy jeans no more, bro.
Starting point is 00:49:32 I see that they're trying to go back. They're going back to these wide bell bottom leg jeans that you drag your gene on the floor. I'm not doing that, bro. I'm not, you don't have to go skinny. You don't have to be super skinny gene, but you can't super baggy is insane. I just feel like someone from the Bronx can't say that because you guys littered the burrow with Elmo and Cookie Monster hats. And you guys matched it with a T-shirt. Yeah, we definitely had an Elmo.
Starting point is 00:49:57 We did that. We did that. But it's like I blame Queens for the baseball hats with the Chinese lettering. Just put the N.WI logo on my hat, bro. Don't give me the Chinese logo. No, no, no, don't give me the Chinese logo. That's a Queens thing. Queens definitely was responsible for the Chinese letter baseball hats.
Starting point is 00:50:18 There's a large Chinese population that we love daily. Listen, I have never, ever purchased one of those. Never did. When there was a hot thing, never purchased one. I refuse to do it. I mean, but have you been to flushing? Absolutely. Have you had Chinese food in Flushing? Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:50:33 Fire. You get it? That doesn't mean you take your Mike Piazza hat and turn it into a fucking a fucking Chinese or a menu, okay? You don't do that. I don't know what the fuck you Queens natives were trying to do in that area. It was very nasty. It's cultural, man.
Starting point is 00:50:48 I didn't want any part of that shit. It was very nasty. But the Bronx is known for definitely having our character, caricatures on our clothing. Third Ave looked like Sesame Street for good four years. It was a nasty time. know what we were trying to do with the fashion back then it was nasty you guys remember the gangster sponge bobs no gangster sponge bob oh my god that was all over my space at one point see this is this is your error right here because you went ed in a closer age i i missed that era i'm sorry he's not 35
Starting point is 00:51:15 oh or like this jesus am i aging that poorly oh yeah i remember i remember i remember that shit i remember i remember i remember the i remember the the doughboy one yeah like the doughboy sponge bob with the money on i remember that yeah why did they try to make cartoon characters like gangbangers? Because that was the whole Gizi snowman effect, I think. I think once Gizi had the snowman, I think that other brands tried to jump in. Because those snowman T-shirts were crazy. They were selling like every fucking wear.
Starting point is 00:51:42 And I think brands just tried to jump in on that. And thug out fucking Big Bird, put a bandana on Big Bird. It was like, fam. All right. Let me, the Puerto Rican band. Yeah, that's like, yo, fam. All right, man. The only Spanish people wear that shit.
Starting point is 00:51:55 Of course. Yeah, absolutely. That was that shit. Like, it's only, it's only certain Jordans. that Puerto Ricans will wear, called Puerto Rican J's. They don't even have a number. They just like Team Jordans.
Starting point is 00:52:05 They always blue and red. Oh my God. They're the Jordans from now. Yeah, like if you ever went to the Puerto Rican Day parade, like girls used to wear like the gene cutoff shorts. Oh, damn. You know, like the famous two tops. And yeah, and some Team Jordan.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Damn. Puerto Rican's definitely love Team Jordan. Absolutely. What? Listen, I love Puerto Rican. I grew up around nothing but Puerto Rican's Dominican. Love them. Those are my people, but we just got to keep it real, serving shit you got to own.
Starting point is 00:52:25 And when Foot Locker did the 10 t-shirts for $10? Oh, my God. I don't match that with everything. No, see, Puerto Ricans is Dr. J's, Models. You don't remember Models? Remember Models sporting goods? No. VIM.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Oh, my God. VIM is the Puerto Rican Barneys. I don't know if you know that. VINN is the Puerto Rican Barneys. That's Barney's for Puerto Ricans. VIM? 100%? 1,000% Barneys for Puerto Ricans.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Going there before the Kinziera. Yo, going to VIM before the Kinsietta and tearing it down. Getting the whole friend from VINDA. You know, getting the whole friend from Vee. VIM is so, and I out of town, I don't know if y'all know what VIM is. They don't. Nasty times, nasty shopping place. I feel like New Yorkers now don't know that.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Yeah, VIM was like, VIM, like, you would go to VIM if you needed one gong, like, one piece. Like, if you was going somewhere, you're like, damn, I need a T-shirt. You go to VIM. Like, just something quick. Go to Dr. Jays. Yo, damn, I need a pair of sneakers. Go to Dr. Jays. But, like, the Puerto Ricans in my hood, oh, they would go there and tear down.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Full fits, top to bottom. And what? You're still single-handedly keeping those black Adidas soccer shoes pumping 100% Puerto Ricans in the Bronx. Black Adidas soccer shoes. Remember them shit? Which ones? Anytime you say all black sneakers, I just get nervous, first of all. Well, Puerto Ricans are still wearing all black.
Starting point is 00:53:47 The Sambas? Air Force ones. Those. Oh, my. Those are-Portaricans are keeping that shoe Samba class. On the market just for their children. Oh, my. Anytime I almost got robbed, they was wearing those.
Starting point is 00:53:57 It's good traction on the concrete. Oh, my God. If you saw a dude wearing those, he's about to try to get you. As soon as you I get to a dark block, he's going to get you. And he's about to go to the park to play some pickup soccer. No, he's playing handball. Yo, that's definitely a Mexican-P Puerto Rican thing. Pick up soccer?
Starting point is 00:54:14 And handball. Oh, handball. The blue balls? I mean. No. That's okay. I understand what it means. It's a handball.
Starting point is 00:54:22 That's definitely Puerto Rican activities. Handball. Well, no, I mean, handball, I think, is universal. Handball is not universal. No, it's crazy in the Bronx. I'm from the bronze, bro. Handball is a Puerto Rican sport. It's a big deal.
Starting point is 00:54:32 The whites, we played handball? Not like the Puerto Ricans. Puerto Ricans are slap. Okay. Not play it like wild drinking corona, but... Yeah. White people play it. No, white people play everything.
Starting point is 00:54:42 I'm talking about who owns that sport, who, like, has stock in handball? Puerto Rican's heavy. I might put my dad up against any Puerto Rican. Shit. Not Hector from uptown. They'll slap the shit out you. Nigger, they'd be hitting that ball some motherfucking hard again. I tried to play handball before.
Starting point is 00:54:57 Have y'all ever play suicide? Of course. Y'all know about suicide? Yeah. We're not that young. Damn, man. I didn't think y'all would know about suicide every morning before school. For those of us who don't know, we're not talking about committing suicide.
Starting point is 00:55:09 No. I'm playing suicide. It's a game where you bounce the ball off the wall. You have to catch it. If you fumble it, the person can catch it. You have to run to the wall and tag the base before the person hit you in the back with a fucking 92-mile-an-hour fucking fastball right in your back. It was the craziest game. But this is the games that we had to play as kids.
Starting point is 00:55:25 Yeah. And first of all, you never thought like a 12-year-old would be Nolan Ryan. You'd be like, wait, half. No, I knew. You need to be in the league. See, growing up in the Bronx and you play suicide, you knew exactly who missed that calling. You're like, this kid should be on the mound on 161st and Jerome Avenue. You probably had Danny O'Mante throwing a shit at your back.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Like, you throwing this fucking bowl way too fucking. You probably was the one that snitch was like, he can't be in Little League. I'm like, now you decided to smoke blunts and cut class. You should have, you could have been somebody. Well, there was different versions, too, because there was the Spread Eagle version. Did you ever play that version of suicide? I don't think that hit uptown. So Spread Eagle was, it was similar.
Starting point is 00:56:03 It was similar where if you got hit three times by the ball, you then had to go up against the wall like this. And everybody got a turn? Everybody that was playing. Yeah, okay. But you couldn't even move. Okay, I remember that. I didn't know it was called Spread Eagle, though.
Starting point is 00:56:17 But I, yeah, three times. You would call that part Spread Eagle. Yeah, if you get caught three times, you have to put your hands on the wall. And, yeah, everybody get a chance to steam that shit that you can't move. There was some sick fucking game. You know people that would cut the tennis ball and put them rocking that shit for the spread eagle part? Listen, man, kids was fucked up. Queens is wild, bro.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Yeah. Kids was fucked up, man. Because it was funny. It was even funny. What? Why would y'all do that? See, no, we didn't do that. We didn't play that game, man.
Starting point is 00:56:42 The fucking the ball was hard enough. And you threw that shit hard enough? That shit felt like it was rocks in the movie. It was some great times up town, man. You know what? That would be a fun, like, charity event for podcasting. You know how people do, like, the softball games and, like, dodgeball and all that shit. We should do all podcasts.
Starting point is 00:56:59 We all pick a charity, donate, and all the podcasts is just play suicide. I'm with that. Find one big-ass wall. We'll stream the whole shit. I'm with that. For charity. I'm with that.
Starting point is 00:57:11 Absolutely, I'm with that. We need to bring suicide. We need to bring those. Because you don't even see kids playing those type of games. No, of course not. You would have to call it something different, though. Can't call it. Look.
Starting point is 00:57:20 It's the mental health. Listen, if they try to cancel the name suicide. Come on, bro. We can call us Pred Eagle. I don't like it. that name. Yeah, I never liked it. It was always a weird name. I don't like that name. Let's call it what it is. It's suicide. Let's go. Playing suicide. Like, we're not on the roof about the scene who's going to jump first. We're not doing that's not type of suicide we're doing.
Starting point is 00:57:40 We're on the ground. Feet on the ground. Yeah, we feet on the ground and a wall. That's all we need. And let's have a great time. We're going to organize that. I would love to. Damn, kids don't even really play games like that anymore. They don't. You don't see, I haven't seen, I haven't drove through a block and seen kids. playing in the streets, like, I can't remember. It's been years, bro. No stick ball. I haven't seen that.
Starting point is 00:58:04 I don't even see that no. Stickball, scalesies. Scales ease. I don't see that. Catching that. At the city bus? City bus. That was the, we used to throw, we used to put them in the fridge,
Starting point is 00:58:15 get them cold and hard and go to the roof. Just dropping on Halloween and just wait for whoever. I remember one dude thought he was safe. He had an umbrella. It wasn't even raining. I will never forget this. He had an umbrella. Because he knew a type of time was like, yo, it was Halloween.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Everybody in Uptown knew, your kids were going to be throwing eggs. Right. He had the umbrella open thinking it was going, save him. Man, we threw so many eggs at that. That shit ripped in half. He just dropped it in the start. But I know someone that dipped that shit in Nair and threw it at somebody. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:50 Some music came out. A lot of music came out this weekend. Let's get right into the homies, underwearless Wiz Khalifa. Big Christmas. Look at his rollout. Listen. Good, really good album. Really good album.
Starting point is 00:59:04 He can walk around in his underwear or if they're putting out albums like this. Full court press. What's Khalifa, Big, Chris, Smoke, Dizzy, and Girl Talk. How you feel about it? I was shocked at the direction they went in. And I'm happy they went in that direction. It wasn't like all Smokers Club music.
Starting point is 00:59:21 It was like some real up-tempo. Shit was knocking. I love the direction they did go. But I thought I was going to get an album full of like smoking type of beats and that which I wouldn't have been mad at but this shit is hard I think they felt like people were expecting that
Starting point is 00:59:38 and they decided to kind of give them a little more than that which I'm not mad at good project smoke full court press Wiz Khalifa Smoke Dizzy Big Crit and Girl Talk Sid put out my
Starting point is 00:59:51 Broken Hearts Club Listen man that she was on repeat all fucking weekend Sid you are amazingly talented and if people don't give you your flowers. We want to give you your flowers. We love everything that you do.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Every time you come out, you drop something. It's just a certain vibe, man. Like, Sid is great at capturing the vibe and just, you know, making some really, really good music. I do love. She's part of my Smokers playlist. Like, a lot of Sid's shit, the internet, a lot of their vibe is great, clean-the-house, smoke, chill music, for sure. I do love how odd future broke up if that makes sense. Like that entire click all is doing completely different things and succeeding in whatever genre
Starting point is 01:00:34 they're in whether that shit is acting being a fucking rap superstar doing the alternative left shit. I just like how they broke up. Earl doing, I want to call it underground but, you know, that more style of rap. They just all went separate ways literally
Starting point is 01:00:50 and are all smoking shit. Sometimes it is a talented fucking group of kids, man. Oh, no. That just happen to grow up together. That's wild. And the thing I love about it is it doesn't seem like there's bad blood between any of them. It seems like, you know, everybody is happy.
Starting point is 01:01:08 That moment in time is gone. Yeah, like we did some dope shit. And then, you know, in a few years when we're able to come back and tell that whole story and, you know, they give us hopefully a documentary. You get to see a lot of those images of them being in the studio working together things like that. I can only hope. Of course. I can only hope that they have that are recorded.
Starting point is 01:01:25 And then we get to see it. and appreciate that moment in that time. Yeah. I just can't say enough about that whole click. A lot of talent. Do, go. Sid's brother is fucking an amazing actor on Dave right now. And then Frank is Frank, obviously.
Starting point is 01:01:40 Right. They're in fucking jackass. They're winning Grammys. Yeah. This shit is nuts. When you're talented, when you're talented the way that these individuals are, I do think that sometimes,
Starting point is 01:01:51 well, I do all the time, everything happens for a reason. And I just like the fact that they've all been able to go their separate ways, but still be successful, still create the type of music that they want to create, still leave the type of legacy that they want to leave. And again, it doesn't seem like it's bad energy between them. It doesn't seem like they hate each other. It doesn't seem like they have issues with each other.
Starting point is 01:02:11 Everything happens for a reason. So shout out to Sid, Broken Hearts Club available now. If you didn't stream that, you should. It's a great, great project. And Sid, I know what Sid doing. She's tricking these holes. She's not really hurt. She's trying to get some sympathy, some sympathy.
Starting point is 01:02:26 I know that moves it. It's all over this album and I love it. Oh, man. Smino's great on there. Hearing Lucky Day. Smino, Smeo. I'm going to keep saying Smino's name, man, because I do think that Smeino is one of the bigger talents
Starting point is 01:02:39 that we have in our culture right now. And I mean, I know people know about Smeo and they show him love, but his talent is huge. I think it's a little undervalued right now. Yeah, and he will be. Smino is somebody that we definitely need to pay more attention to. I was just shocked. Lucky Day.
Starting point is 01:02:52 with, if it didn't say Lucky Day on there, I wouldn't have thought it was Lucky Day. I wasn't mad at like the super over-autotune shit. I've never heard him like that. So I thought that was interesting. But yeah, that's a great album. Dare I say it, man, this Favio album is
Starting point is 01:03:08 fucking great. Bible. Yo, listen, I'm gonna be honest. I was surprised. I wasn't expecting the album to beat. I wasn't expecting to enjoy it as much as I have been enjoying it over the weekend. It sounds like he was in the studio with the right people.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Yeah. And again, Fabio is one of those people. He's just been on a, you know, I'm trying to pinpoint where things started to change for him as far as like an artist. I think he caught a record. I think it was the Donda's shit. I think so too. I think being around him, that camp and I believe he was in Wisconsin when they were there. I'm pretty sure he went to the ranch. I'm not sure if he did. But I just think being around, that's why those things are great for artists, being in those rooms with other artists. talking, having time to just kick it with all of this talent, if you're open to it and if you're smart, you will absorb some of that and just learn and grow from those type of experiences. And I think that Fabio has been able to do that, this project Bible, like I said, I like Fabio, I wasn't expecting to like him as much as I do now. Like, this project is really good. And I think he saw the feedback from the Dondaverse where he was kind of getting into other subject matter outside.
Starting point is 01:04:22 of the typical drill subject matter and got great feedback from it and did that all over this album. And I think he picked up where Pop, I think, left off with the Shoot for the Stars and for the Moon album where it's taking the drill sound but definitely pushing it away from the typical drum pattern. It'll still be there, but this is not going to be
Starting point is 01:04:46 a just drill album. Like Pop was starting to make music that was not drill at all. And I think that, That's what Fabio kind of took that baton with this shit. Because there is joints on here that are not drill really at all. So I really enjoyed it. Shout out to Fabio. Bible available now.
Starting point is 01:05:03 Stream that. And I missed, man, I missed a good Neo feature. We got to bring the Neo feature back. Neo was, he was what I call a hooker at one point. He was the guy that artists, he was the guy that artists went to for a hook. Yeah, always. It was like, yo, go get a Neo hook. It was a cheat code for a few years in the industry.
Starting point is 01:05:24 Like if you had a record, he put Neo on the hook, he was definitely out of here. It was definitely going to be on the radio every fucking day. Him and it fadded it seven times and it worked seven times. Exactly. That's what I call it. Neo was definitely one of the legendary hookers in the culture. He was just selling his body. His talents.
Starting point is 01:05:42 Obviously, the number one hook of all time probably is Nate Dogg. You know what I mean? That's a category that I think is real in our culture. Ty is there now. Todd Dollar. Todd Dollar's an Nate dog baby. Yeah, for sure. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:05:57 Chris Brown. Chris Brown for sure. I mean, he's Chris Brown is Chris Brown, but he's definitely a hooker. You get Chris Brown on the hook out of here. It's a few cheat codes walking around. What else? What else? What else came out?
Starting point is 01:06:10 Vince Staples. Ramona Park broke my heart. Vince Staples is another project. Back to back. I mean, what does it say about Vince, man? It's going to be great every time. Vince is a genius and he's one of those minds that, you know, if you just allow him to be who he is and just give him the room to create and give him the resources to create, he's going to do an amazing job. Another odd future associate.
Starting point is 01:06:38 Exactly. Just a brilliant mind. Very talented. Love the fact that he's just himself. He's not trying to be anybody else. He doesn't chase trends. He doesn't do shit, you know, just for clicks and views. I don't you know Vince Staples is definitely somebody that we should again like a Smeeno talk about more in our
Starting point is 01:06:58 culture and like even Vince is just smarter than everyone at the end of the day yeah super super intelligent like even the intro towards the end of the intro when the person dies and then everyone cheers like like an audience's cheering just kind of sat with me for a while because everyone's now looking at this shit we talk about the young rappers actually really live in their lyrics and shit the shit people being murdered has actually become entertainment
Starting point is 01:07:31 like I thought that and I don't know if that was his intention for it but that's how I interpreted it of having an audience cheer with joy when someone is murdered I just popping an album off that way I was like all right I see what time it is with Vince Ray
Starting point is 01:07:43 and I thought I believe we talked about on here before but I talked about it in a lot of my you know circles and my friends, I do think that we're a few years away from being able to watch like death matches, like people fight to the death. I do believe that we're a few years away from that. They're going to find a way to sanction it and they're going to find a way to make it legal to do it. You know, you agree, you sign this contract.
Starting point is 01:08:05 The purse can be $100 million, whatever. It's something crazy. And I do think that... Real gladiated. And I do think it'll be a record amount of viewers that watch it because, you know, that's the one thing that we sensationalize in this world is death is fucking... tragic tragedy. So why not get two men to fucking fight to the...
Starting point is 01:08:24 Essentially, all of this shit, somebody can die from a UFC fight. Somebody can die from... People have died from these fights. Well, they doing the bare-knuckle shit now? This is what I'm saying. So I feel like it's going... We're approaching that.
Starting point is 01:08:35 They're flirting with it. They're teething on the line. And it's still a tragedy. You know, whatever, one of these fighters died. But then they're just going to get to the point, hey, listen, the purse is going to be $300 million. I know a few people... People jump in there for $2 million.
Starting point is 01:08:47 And they can take a head... hit to the head and die the same way. So I do think we're a few years away from that being an official thing that we can order and watch on our pay-per-view. That's nuts. Gunplay that came out. I didn't get a chance to listen to it, but I'm going to at some point because I do fuck with gunplay. Gun play. I always felt like gunplay was a star, man.
Starting point is 01:09:05 I don't, um, years ago with the whole triple Cs and, you know, every time he was, you would see him in videos and on stage performing his energy, his personality. His voice. It's just his voice. His voice. He's a great rap voice. He's a fucking hilarious. A lot of his interviews I've seen. He just has a personality and a character of a star.
Starting point is 01:09:27 Yeah. And I always felt like he was super dope. He talked, his raps are raw. He talked that real shit. Bible on a dash is still one of my favorite records. Shit, even like what he did with Kendrick on cartoons and cereal. I really thought gunplay was going to be the one at an MMG roster in that regard. All bullshit aside, gunplay available.
Starting point is 01:09:48 now stream that do we miss any other music that came out as far as I guess you call it mainstream uh Bia in London B&J Cole That'd probably be the The London record I like it yeah I think that record's gonna go
Starting point is 01:10:04 I'm excited for a Bia album I really fuck where Their journey with him and Cole is a fucking smash Yeah she's she's really really dope I am curious to see Where she goes album wise As far as the just the sound of it. Okay. I'm curious. But I do like this record and I think it's going to go. And I like that Cole's keeping up with the kids. No, the song is crazy. The song is hard. I'm
Starting point is 01:10:29 seeing a lot of people fucking with it. Shout out the beer. The Coyleret album, did that come out of this? Oh yeah. That's the one I was missing one. I listened to it once. How did you feel about it? You said this was going to be one of your guilty pleasure albums. Do you still feel the same way? No. Did she let you down? Did Coy let you down? No, she didn't let me down. It's just probably something that I won't really, it's not for me. And I don't mean that is the cop out for shit. Because I can totally understand the younger generation absolutely loving this fucking album.
Starting point is 01:10:59 It's got all the right features, got all the fucking beats that y'all love. It's got the same cadence y'all love. She's kind of, and they'll kill me for this. She's kind of a female Tory Lane is to me. She can do, she can imitate everyone else really well. That's a talent I completely agree Yeah
Starting point is 01:11:19 Yeah I think it's an actual real talent I never really knocked Tori for it I thought he was Usually better at doing other people's style Than they were And I kind of got that from This album She's really good at taking
Starting point is 01:11:31 What's modern now And doing it better Yeah So I'm not gonna go back to it But She got Young Blue Nick McMNAs She had the features on there
Starting point is 01:11:40 She had everybody's on this fucking album Oh young Maze versus Actually crazy Young and May got off on that shit Little Dirt OGE Little Tire Lil' Tech, A Boogie.
Starting point is 01:11:47 Who? A Boogie dropped something too, I think, right? I believe. So, let me see. Yeah, player featuring Ella Bands. There you go, yes. Well, it was two songs. He put a little Tupac out.
Starting point is 01:12:03 It was player featuring her, and then player featuring Ella Bands. Okay. Yeah. Oh, and, come on. We slack it. First, you let Wallow beat you to the Conway album. And now Walo and Gilly are on the Koi.
Starting point is 01:12:16 Like, they're getting the story. streets and mainstream. We are slacking. We have to get on someone's album. Do we? How about your album? I left Moll's name in on the drop. Thank you, man.
Starting point is 01:12:30 I appreciate that. I got to get Edna to speak on my album. Absolutely. Got to get Ed in the closed album. I can see you on Wiz's solo project doing like the interludes. Whiz Khalifa? Yeah. He has to have his pantalones on, though.
Starting point is 01:12:42 Thanks. He has to wish pantalones. I didn't know. Absolutely. Absolutely. Can't do the no pants today? No, no, no, no. We're not doing that.
Starting point is 01:12:52 Guys, before y'all head out, you guys got something dropping. Well, technically today. Yeah, on Patreon, man. We did the Drake v. Wayne battle with... It's not just to plug up and play records back and forth. It's a whole piece. We made it funny and find the scenes and shit. So, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:13:11 I'm bad at selling shit. It's funny. Go watch that shit, man. We have fun. You know, that's what we do over here, man. We like to have fun. We don't take ourselves too seriously. Obviously, Drake and Wayne are two of our favorite artists.
Starting point is 01:13:22 We always argue about who's a better rapper, who's had a better career, who's a better songmaker. So we decided to sit down with the entire crew and have some drinks and have some fun. I started out cocky. Yeah. I was pretty confident in the beginning. I mean, listen. To tune in to see what happens.
Starting point is 01:13:40 But you absolutely have a reason to. It's Wayne. Like, who isn't cocky with Wayne's, you know. The first five rounds, I was feeling like. This might be a sweep. Yeah, I mean. That changed pretty quickly. I mean, it's Drake, it's Wayne.
Starting point is 01:13:53 It's a lot of shit to pull from. My strategy, honestly, was I was going to take all of his time stamp records and just play those. Yeah, but that's when he's rapping the most going off. And it's like, I was like, but how, that's not fun. Like, you can't do that. You know what I mean? But go watch it. Subscribe to our Patreon.
Starting point is 01:14:09 Drake versus Wayne Battle was on there. We had a lot of fun. Shout out to Pige, our ring card girl. You know, we couldn't find anybody. Harris had to catch a flight, so she couldn't do it. Benner was too tall to fit in the frame. Eddn, he couldn't count to five. He makes us do it for sound check to remind him.
Starting point is 01:14:30 So yeah, definitely go check out our Patreon. Subscribe. We got more shit coming for y'all. Listen, we just having fun with this shit being stupid, having fun. And that's what it is. Why does the internet hate nav? Because they made it cool to hate nav at some point. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:14:46 I missed why. I just saw it. It's like the whole nickelback thing. Oh, okay. Yeah. Get it. Nickelback, Nav. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:54 Yeah, I get it. Yeah. It's all the same. Yeah. You hate it. Well, I liked his verse on the core of the rate shit. Nab is talented. Listen, everything I've heard, I haven't heard a lot, but the stuff I've heard I didn't dislike.
Starting point is 01:15:07 Yeah, no, Nav is talented. I think people, again, like Edith said, somewhere along the line, people just made it cool to just not like Nav. I think people just think he's, like, corny or whatever. But it's the while a thing. You got you. Got you got it. You know what I mean? Who else is in that?
Starting point is 01:15:21 It was the Jay Cole thing when he was selling out arenas and Twitter was like, yo, nobody listens to Cole. I'm like, well, 50,000 people say otherwise over here. Exactly. And happy birthday of belly. Oh, I was celebrating a birthday over the weekend. And Summer Walker today. Happy Birthday Summer Walker today is her. Your B-Day caption together or?
Starting point is 01:15:40 No, I thought about recording a post and dedicating it to summer. but, you know, I didn't want to come across disrespectful to her current relationship. Because you've already done that in the past. Yeah, and it's just like I'm not trying to disrespect. Everyone's got me to do that. Yeah, so I'm just like, you know, just happy birthday Summer Walker.
Starting point is 01:15:57 Plotonically. Platonically, as a fan. I'm sure your man is doing something incredible for your birthday. Flowers and bubble baths everywhere. Just bubble baths everywhere? Just mad bats? Every baths? Every bath in the house has bubbles in it today.
Starting point is 01:16:10 It's a home depot on top mad tubs. Pick a bathroom that you want to take a bath in today. All right. Anything else? We'll be back in two days. Right. So that's about it. My birthday's coming up soon.
Starting point is 01:16:22 I don't know what the fuck to do. Hey. What are you doing, man? I don't know. May 4th, right? I already have a gift for you. Oh, thanks, man. Cinco de 4?
Starting point is 01:16:31 Yes, there you go. Cinco de 4. I know that because you too sang it. They went to 4. What do you be 32 this year? 32, yeah. Getting up there, bro. Getting old, man.
Starting point is 01:16:43 Yeah. You know, that milk starts spoiling around 30. It gets really bad. Oh, it's my shack on the magic year. That is so disgusting. Why would you say that? Shack on the magic year is disgusting. You couldn't even say your Magic Johnson year,
Starting point is 01:16:57 shack on the magic. That's just disgusting. What's wrong with you? On Tondagros. Speaking of Magic Johnson. I hate when Young Chick sits my Jordan year. Oh, shut up. Give me one Jordan's stat.
Starting point is 01:17:06 That fucking year. Like, just shut the fuck up. What's wrong? Look at Peach, man. Well, you know that's how Pete started. That's how he got to start. Pee's something wrong with Peech. Speaking of Magic Johnson, it was an interesting...
Starting point is 01:17:22 Magic was doing something. He had an appearance somewhere, I believe. At the clinic. The Basketball Clinic, yes. And it came out that in 1979, Magic Johnson turned down a stock option deal with Nike over a cash offer from Converse. His position in Nike today would be worth 5.2.
Starting point is 01:17:45 $2 billion. Damn. And he decided to turn that down in 1979 to take the cash from Converse. Let this be a lesson, kids, that fast money is not always good. Like I always say, we don't
Starting point is 01:18:01 want to go fast, we want to go right. And that is the lesson. $5.2 billion richer Magic Johnson would be today. Had he taking that stock option deal from Nike in 1979? He's doing a right, but... He's doing great.
Starting point is 01:18:15 He still kind of owns L.A. 5.2 billion is a lot of fucking... He usually looks like a man that takes risks, no? I mean, he has Chuck Taylor's at least. This is your last day here. I even thought that was great. I just want you to know this is his last day here. Y'all is sick, man.
Starting point is 01:18:33 I would be so mad when he outlinks me. This is the sickest fucking crew. JetBlue Airways has offered to buy Spirit Airlines for $3.6 billion. Magic Johnson could have bought Spirit with Spirit Airlines. taking that stock option deal from Nike in 1979. With some pocket money after too. Yeah, so they're throwing a wrench into Spirits plan because Spirit had planned to merge with Frontier Airline.
Starting point is 01:18:57 And so now with JetBlue offering them $3.6 billion, I believe that this causes a bit of negotiation because you can't just walk away from a $3.6 billion offer. I don't care who you are. So, yeah, and also Black Star has confirmed a new Madlip produced album, No Fear of Time. is coming in May. I know Rory is going crazy to this news.
Starting point is 01:19:19 Absolutely. On Friday, April 8th, subscription-based podcast network, Luminary announced the resurrection of the hip-hop duo Black Star in the form of their upcoming No Fear of Time album, which serves as the first release from the group since their 2011 fix-up single. The nine-song album, which was produced in hotel rooms and dress rooms around the globe, is expected to arrive on May 3rd exclusively via Luminary. The project will arrive in conjunction with season two of the Midnight Mirror
Starting point is 01:19:45 podcast hosted by season comedian Dave Chappelle and Black Star, which features a complete breakdown of their reunion story. I think that this is going to be amazing. I'm excited. For the nerds. This is for the nerds. This is the one time I'm actually, when I say I'm excited, I'm excited. Yeah, this is, this, this was some good news to, uh, to wake up to over the weekend.
Starting point is 01:20:07 I'm, so yeah, shout out to Black Star, Madlib. I'm curious. I think it's either going to be, I don't think there'll be a middle ground. I think it'll either be fucking incredible or Yassine is going to take us in a direction that we are not ready for I think this is going to be great I think that it's going to be something totally different than what we're expecting and I like the fact that they're doing kind of like a podcast around it
Starting point is 01:20:34 and breaking down the reunion I wonder where they got that idea yeah you know doing everything that they have been playing everything that they've been working on And of course, most has been through some exciting things and some crazy experiences in the last. Quali as well. Him as well. Quali for sure.
Starting point is 01:20:56 I don't expect Jaguar to be singing any hooks on this one. I'm sure she won't be there at all. Yeah, man, that's all I have at the moment. Does your brother have the link to the album? Can I have it now? he probably does I'm willing to bet he does I'm gonna hit hop today
Starting point is 01:21:14 I know he got it for sure He definitely give it No he ain't gonna give it to me But he definitely got it Yeah that's it That's all I have Cool
Starting point is 01:21:23 Oh pushy T says Fatherhood has changed His perspective on the entire Drake beef He sat down with Deas and Mero Shout out to Dissus and Mero And he spoke about
Starting point is 01:21:33 You know how Him having a child now You know Looking back on the situation With him and Drake he understands there are certain lines that you shouldn't cross
Starting point is 01:21:43 with even in the the rap culture because he's not willing to play games when it comes to people mentioning his child so you know it changes perspective
Starting point is 01:21:53 which we know life life teaches you things and it changes your perspective and I'm pretty sure having a child now he understands Drake's stance on his family
Starting point is 01:22:01 and how much he loves and wants to protect his loved ones so it was good to hear you know speak on that and say listen And I, my perspective is totally different now.
Starting point is 01:22:10 Like, I understand certain things that you absolutely should not touch. And even, you know, I guess he's basically moved on from that. He's not even the whole Drake thing is water. I mean, I think they both probably didn't care anymore. Oh, yeah. I mean, Drake went on to sell out New York City for 14 days in a row. That was going to have a regard. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:22:31 I'm pretty sure. That was just a quick little spar fest that they had. Here's the thing, though. I may be in the minority here. I don't want a Drake and Pusha T song. Drake and Push a T. I just don't think I need it. I don't need it.
Starting point is 01:22:46 Yeah. But if it happened, I would listen. I've heard the Benny and Drake song and I love it. Yeah. But this is different because of their history. And, you know, maybe they share bars about the whole battle. So that's why I would want to hear it. I don't want them to do it, but I would listen to it. Would you want push to go into Drake's world or Drake to go into push his world?
Starting point is 01:23:06 sonically I think Drake I think it's easier for Drake to go on to Push's world I agree I think the only way I would actually want to hear it though because I would like to hear
Starting point is 01:23:15 what push would sound like on that type of shit some 40 underwater drums and samples No push it can do it Of course he can I just but I just you know I don't want to hear it
Starting point is 01:23:27 like I just don't want to hear it If it happens I'm going to listen obviously but I just I don't want it to happen That's all I'm saying It's not one I definitely need I mean we got going bad After Drake and me Yeah, but Drake and Meek are in the same world.
Starting point is 01:23:40 True. And that, yeah, that didn't feel weird. It's not so much to be, if they had never beefed before, I don't think I'd ever say I want to push it to you and drink some or need one. Of course, I'm not opposed to it. Yeah. And who the fuck am I? And I wasn't crazy about going bad. It was cool, but I wasn't crazy about it.
Starting point is 01:23:56 Well, I was completely wrong. You were right on that record. Yeah, I mean. I was like, this ain't the one. I've been up in Dykeman. They're playing the fab. Love it. I was in the hookah spot going crate
Starting point is 01:24:08 I was going nuts Let me get another blue is it blue mist Is that the flavor? Blue Mist is great Roe Roy you know he ordered four Blue Mist tastes like You know when that came off Rory ordered four Blue Mist you know that
Starting point is 01:24:21 Everyone got their own hookah Yeah I definitely tried to tell you back then at that I thought going bad was trashed the first time I heard it And I was strongly mistaken And I actually love that right now You can just hear when certain records Are just gonna go Not that you may like it
Starting point is 01:24:36 Like I still wasn't crazy about going bad Like I would have wanted to hear Drake and Meek on a different vibe But I knew I'm like this record is It's gonna go I knew that as soon as I heard it Is there any Any more rap enemies
Starting point is 01:24:51 That need to make up? Tons of rap enemies Well I'm not talking about the ones that are actually really beefing I mean like the Pusha T Drake Meek Drake No I'm more Kumbaya
Starting point is 01:25:01 As far as right now yeah Game is going to dis Eminem, apparently. So that headline somewhere. Game is going to dis-eering up to dis-M. Who hasn't game this? But how you tell someone you about to diss though? Yeah, but that's why you're going to-in-studio. That's why I fuck with Game, though, because he letting you know like, yo, all right.
Starting point is 01:25:18 It's coming. I didn't like that shit. I'm in the studio. He said something about M on Drink Champs. So what? M didn't say anything. That's how I go sometimes. Sometimes you got to be the first one.
Starting point is 01:25:27 Now I got to dis you. Exactly. I love Game. Sometimes you got to strike first. Game, listen, I see what you're doing. strike first because you know once everyone decides to strike back, it's going to be on. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:25:40 I think that's about it for me, fellas. I don't have nothing else that I noticed over the weekend if y'all did. We'll be back. Please feel free to speak now or forever shut the fuck up. Or just tweet us. There you go. Yeah, tweet us and let us know what we missed. Let us know why you hate us.
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Starting point is 01:26:03 You're my Nika. There you go. You're my Nika. All right, Rory, well. You're better at the sign of. This audio journey has come to an end. I'm not good at goodbyes. That's your lane.
Starting point is 01:26:15 No, no, no. This isn't a goodbye, Rory. See you later? This is a see you in a couple hours. You know we pod for our living. How else are we going to eat? We have to talk to the people. Carl, you good?
Starting point is 01:26:26 I'm good. Edding, you good? Yeah. All right, man, I'm that nigger. You're just ginger. We'll talk to you out in a couple days. Y'all be good. Be safe.
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