New Rory & MAL - Episode 60 | Free Baisley

Episode Date: April 22, 2022

(This episode was filmed on 4/20/2022) The guys start the episode out with sad news regarding their team member Baisley. They then get into their later plans for 4/20, how their week is going and Rory gives Demaris her flowers. They reminisce on the scary grocery store days, and Mal has some questions. They also discuss Justine Skye’s new record, Johnny Depp's testimony, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Bro, when I'm telling you, first of all, the restaurant was, we're recording, right? Yes. So the restaurant was, the restaurant was like completely empty. Astor Club has a restaurant? No, no, no. They ran it out, they ran it out Bobby Vans on the road street.

Of course it does. Yeah, so everybody was down there and Bobby Vans eating. But I was in there, so you know, there's no windows and nothing downstairs. So I leave there. I go to get something to eat. I mean, my friend, like, she's literally right down the block. Like, yo, because I can't, obviously can't eat nothing in Bobby Vans. It's steakhouse.

It's just meat. Right. I don't think they have vegetable size at all. Just red meat. That's all you get. No side. So I go down a block and the game was on. She's like, yo, they got the game playing.

Like, come through here. I was like, I bet. But, bro, I walked in there. It was maybe six people left in a restaurant because it was almost closing. Yo, when I tell you, everybody in a restaurant was like, damn, somebody got that loud. In Bobby Vance? No, in the other spot. I felt bad because I just came from a fucking smoke house.

And I'm like, but you know, I don't realize that I can't smell it because I've been sitting in it for so long. But then I went to the bathroom, washed my hands, came back to the table, and I definitely could smell my coat. I was like, oh, yeah. Yeah, he was that. That guy. I was that guy. I felt so bad. I mean, everybody was, like, trying to look and see what was.

It was, like, no surprise. Like, the last guy that just walked in at a whole restaurant smells like fucking cush. But happy 420. Yeah, man. To all of my fellow cannabis creatures. We're recording this on 420 just to give some context to it. Yeah, yeah. 420, man, you know.

Should we light up in here and get kicked out? Well, they already banned Bays. Sorry to report to the fans. Bays will can no longer, uh, she's on probation. No, no, no, she's just banned It's no problem No, they just banned No, she's there

She's just, she got life Damn, Ben Ben 1 and 19th She was 25 Yeah, Bain, Bay's got banned From the office, man We got,

What's fucked up is I can I can totally See why they would think It was Bays But Bays was in this studio The entire time

and did not shit anywhere Who snitched on Bays, yo? You know who snitched on Bays, he's out there now. I'm ready to ride. I had the nerve Tried to say hi

You got a handheld? Yeah. Let's go ride. Let's go step the homie. How long is that core go? Let's keep recording. You put the labs on me, man. Let me go, let me go holl at homie about why he got Bay's band.

Yeah, man. We cleaned up all of the shit too. Bays did not shit in here. No. It could have got taken in from somewhere else. I think someone in the office took a shit on themselves and didn't make it to the bathroom. Well, there was shit.

And they fell down their pant leg. Yeah. And. There was shit on the floor by the bathroom. And Bays never went nowhere near there. Yeah. So, yeah, it might have been human shit. Yeah, I think somebody dropped the turd.

Somebody sharded and it fell down their pant leg and Bays had to take the rap for it because Bays obviously can't speak for us. It would have been a hard turn. For context, guys. Base to tall? Yeah. Bays ain't no snitch. She got snitch, though.

She's in the game. She's going to take a time. She's like, oh, man, y'all niggas is rats. Charge this one of the game. Yeah, man. So Bays, somebody, somebody, uh, someone shit somewhere. And then, then Rory stepped in shit. Yes.

Rory made. Fudgy feet all over the aisle. Yeah. I didn't even realize, man. It was bad. So someone in the office, you know, took the stand against Baisley and sat in front of the judge and told everything. So Baysley is banned from the studio. So.

I'm going to come back to them. Yeah. I hope your conscience eat you alive knowing that Bays can't come in this place now. I almost want to sneak Bays in here now. Well, that's just how I am. Well, she always used to get snuck in here to begin with. Because this building doesn't allow that. but we'd always be like, oh, she's part of the show.

Yeah. And now it's just specific to this floor because we got snitched on. Yeah. So I could sneak her through security easily in her little bag, but then up here I want her to run free. I'm still down with just having babies up here. I was going to ask the arresting officer where they're from. Yeah, I need to know where he from.

Like, where he, because I've been trying to gauge him and figure out, like, you know, the way he dressed, the way he talked, the way he walked. You can kind of tell when somebody is like. Is it in Connecticut. Oh, so you know what I was about to say it? No, you beat me to it. I was about to say he listens to a lot of...

Don't do that because I fuck with Connecticut. Don't do that. I do too. I like C.T. He listens to a lot of 90s hip, like a lot of Big Elle comes from his area. So I was going to guess Connecticut. Anytime somebody listens to Mad Big L, they're probably from Connecticut. You know what?

I'm gonna throw, I'm gonna throw a monkey wrench in it. I think that nigga's from Patterson. Yeah. He does have a Patterson face. He has the Spanish Patterson face. He gives me Patterson vibes. And Patterson loves real hip hop too. Yeah, yeah.

And I think I saw him with like a portable hookah in his pocket. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think he might hit the hookah pin. Yeah, he hit the hookah pin at the desk one day. I was like, no, that's Patterson right there. Patterson, Willie P. 100%. Of course, like, why?

I used to go to Willie P. All the time. Shout out to William Patterson, man. Go right to Montclair State, then up to Willie Pee. Nasty times, man. There was a lot of women up at Willie Pee. No business in those dorms. What were they, the tigers or something?

Oh, there were some tigers in there. I met a few tigers at William Pettison. I know you went to the checkers afterwards when you were still eating meat. For sure. That chicken fries? Checkers had the hose over by Willie P. Absolutely. If you couldn't find them, they was at Checkers.

Well, we got to... I want to know where them chicks is at now. They ate way too many Chequers. We got to find a way to sneak bays back in here. And, you know... Ma, you're wearing a locks hat because we're going to see styles later? No, I'm wearing a locks hat because I love this hat. It's one of my favorite hats.

It's a great hat, but one could assume that you might be doing one of those things. Like, oh, yeah, I might... I'm going to see the ghost later. Like, yo, you don't even realize I had this on. No, actually, you know what's funny? I totally forgot that he was doing that with us later. Oh, okay. So, like, I was on the way here when I spoke to Matt.

And people at the club. Okay. And it's still not. Because we, I spoke to Stiles last night. He's down. But I know how that goes. Niggas get high. Something comes up.

Get a text message. I'm going to meet y'all over there. Yeah. So, yeah, no. See, last time I saw Stiles was the night you won't let me talk about on this podcast today. In Atlanta? Mm? Yeah, no, we don't need to talk about.

You won't let me reply to the lies? We don't need to talk about it. We don't need to talk. You know why I don't like replying to lies because people don't even care about the truth no more. Oh, ever. Because, I mean, lies are way more entertaining. Don't get to say. People don't care about the truth.

Like, it is what it is. We can stand up here and say the truth and this and that. People are still going to create a narrative, run with a narrative. And then the only thing's going to happen is the person you're talking about is going to go on somebody's platform or their own platform and respond. And respond. And it's just a back and forth of gossipy men talking back and forth about bullshit and nobody cares. If you got an issue with me when you see me, approach me. But here, all right, because I was always on that time and I've been on that time.

And I think there's a lot of internet examples over the years of me just kind of ignoring lies. Like full-blown fucking lies. Which is what you should do. I just, because it's usually from clowns and I just let the shit right. I don't care. I'm not going to correct a clown. Yeah. I know the truth.

And everyone around me knows the truth. to people that matter know the truth and that's what matters to me. It is starting to get to a certain point, though, that, like, at some point I got to start saying something because these lies are getting, like, absurd. Yeah, but it doesn't, but it doesn't matter. Of course it doesn't.

It doesn't. So that's what I'm saying. Why even, you know what I mean? Because this is talk radio. This doesn't matter. This doesn't matter. But it doesn't matter to you because they're not lying on you. It doesn't.

Not, but men. People have lied on me all the time. All the time. You think I was really good to get you. Like, I don't care about none. The thing is, I don't care about none of these dudes at all. Like, the dudes I fuck with, they know I fuck with them. It's a mutual respect.

They know I fuck with them. They know what it is. They know all respect, all love. Other dudes that just know me from having a podcast and doing the show and decide they want to talk about me. I don't care about that. Those dudes are dudes I would never speak to. So it doesn't matter what they say about. I don't care about that.

I know I'm very secure in my own skin. So that shit doesn't matter to me. But no, I was so good at that for years. It's just I think. I know what you mean. Like when things start to pile, it's like, all right, now I think it's, people are starting think it's okay to just lie on me. But that's what people, it's okay to lie now.

That's true. The truth could be sitting right in front of people and they still like the lie. They wanted to, they entertain the lie. They respond to the lies. They don't respond to the truth. It is what it is, bro. That's just the world we live in, man. Like, you're fighting a losing battle.

Oh, for sure. You'll always lose on it. And as a friend, I'm just trying to save you from just getting caught up in a snowball of bullshit. Because it's just going to keep going. You're going to respond to something. they're going to go somewhere responding to the response and then you're going to respond to the response

to the response. I get it. And then now we just responded back and forth about bullshit. I understand. Me, I'd rather sit here, have fun, laugh, talk about shit we really like in the culture, talk about shit we don't like in the culture. And have a good time.

All that other shit, man, I don't care about that. And this is at the part where I'll be like, oh, I'm not talking about anyone in particular. I'm talking about a bunch of people in particular. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand. This is about very specific people. And I get it, bro, but just from being somebody that just sees,

what's going on out here. As a friend, I'm just helping you. Just ignore that shit. I guess, and again, we don't have to get into details of that. Because I can respond to that too. What bothers me a lot to a lot of shit is when, in particular one today. Yeah.

When you know what the conversation was. And that it went right. And like it didn't, I could see if it went left and it was like some other shit. But it was cool. We've joked about it publicly said. Like, I thought that shit was fine. Now you're just making up a complaint. story, like a complete lie.

Because they have nothing else to talk about. Like pathological lie. Yeah, because they have nothing else to talk about. What else do they have to talk about? I be seeing these people in person, we have cool conversations. And I just don't understand when they go home and concoct this fucking screenplay. Bro, did you see the Kanye doc? Yes.

Did you see when he was just with his man? And then an hour later, he's on the radio station shitting on Kanye. That shit was the weirdest shit in the world. It's been happening. It's going to happen forever. Even if you respond to it, it's going to happen. That's just what dudes do, man. I don't know why they do it.

I don't know, you know, maybe it's the almond milk. I don't know what's going on. I don't know. I don't know what's going on. I just feel like the pathological lies aren't drinking the almond milk. Definitely whole milk. But, you know, pathological lies, they try to fit in. They try to look like they're solid dudes and they stand up dudes.

So they'll try to, they'll trick you every now and again. So they get a little almond milk in their latte. They put a little almond milk in their latte. I know almond milk when I see it. I get it. But you ignore that shit, man. Let's just have fun to do what the fuck we're doing. I get it.

I get it. I just had to laugh at some of that shit. And there was something I was getting to. I just can't now remember. Well, for all of our listeners, as an introduction, that is Maul, the black guy and Rory the white guy. Oh, yeah, for context. Excuse me. I am more than just a black guy.

You have black on. I have black on. I have black on. Oh, yeah, I have black on. And this is off white, gray? Oh, that's gray with a little bit of a green and navy. All right, here's white. Well, that's strawberry quick.

That's not really well. Is this a cool? Because I'm a drinker. I know we have to be around a lot of smokers and you guys are very... No, that's a great smoke attire. Okay. You're doing it right. Because you guys are very pretentious and kind of think you're better than the rest of us.

I just want to make sure I go into the environment. Yeah, you know, we judge everybody. Because drinkers, we're going to spill on ourselves. We don't give a fuck. What's the same shit? Proper smoke attire? Proper smoke attire? Yeah.

Well, you just don't want to look like a cop. Like, you know... Yeah, I get it. You know, like, white boys in hoodies with like... They look undercover. It's undercover. White boys in hoodies is like, the D-T fucking fit.

You got to look at see if you see the shit holding their badge right here. Look at the neck. If they got a chain on under that, like he's a cop. It's so weird

how easy it is to identify an undercover cop. Absolutely. All they do is wear FDMI hats or Harvard hats. That's going to throw us all. They throw in a Harvard hat

or 9-11 hat. It's like, you're a cop, man. Yank, oh, no, the cops love the Yankee hats. Oh, are you crazy? With the hoodie and the flight jacket,

jerseys. Yeah. It's like, oh, yeah, you're a cop. Yeah, fucking jersey. Why do you have a jersey? I always put a jersey on. Oh, yeah.

When the summertime, that's all they wear. Cargo shorts, fatigue shorts. AirMax 95s? Yeah. Undercover cops love some 95s. And then they clip their phones on their side. Absolutely. Gotta have pockets.

Cops need pockets. Absolutely. But yeah, I'm excited to be out of my element today and be around. Yeah, man. You smoke or folk. Have some fun at a Washington Square Park. 420 smoke out. It should be fun.

I didn't. go last year, I think I went two years before the pandemic I went. And weed wasn't yet legal in New York like that. So it was different. Even though that day cops kind of let it, you know, as long as everybody's in the park and it's chill. But this is like going to be the first time I'm actually out in the city smoking when it's legal in New York City. So two things. When I go into like in new environments now, I think I'm like really turning into my mother as far as like when I'm not sure what to expect. Like getting ready today,

I was like going through different jacket options of all right, we'll be in the park, but I'll be smoking and like I don't, we'll be around a lot of people. Should I get a bigger jacket? It's going to be chilly. You know, a man can't ask yourself if it's chilly. Like, oh, it would it be a slight breeze? Like, then I was thinking, again, down to the cop thing,

like pockets, like, I don't know. Well, I need to put things in my pocket. Will it be giving away paraphernalia? You just started giving yourself anxiety for no reason. Yeah. So I got nervous in that regard. then I put on the Astor tie-dye shirt that you had gave me. I was like, oh, yeah.

Great option. But then I looked in the mirror, and then I was like, all right, I'm going to be that guy. Now I'm going to look like an undercover cop. I showed up to the spot with the shirt on. That's definitely obvious. It's the same thing of Damar is saying when you're showing up to the locks concept with the locks hat. Yeah, it's the same thing.

But you did it. This is a good job because this is you. I didn't want to look at any different. This is to your aesthetic. And a lot of people asked about you yesterday. You know, they're looking forward to me. They was like, is he going to smoke? I'm like, yeah, worry, he's going to smoke.

Are you sure? I'm like, yes, he's going to smoke. Has things changed since COVID? Are they like, why do like Blunts not have like their own little condoms? Like the way there's hookah tips? Yeah. Like, why can't, I'm just asking. Well, hookah tips make sense to me.

Even though you are, Paul sucking and blowing salavas everywhere and your germs everywhere. The tip doesn't really do much, but. You do what, you do it. There's options now. You can either smoke a Percy, your own personal with Jay. You ain't got a pass it. Everybody's going to have their own wheat. Okay.

That sounds like rich shit. Yeah, or you do the fist bong shit. You know what a fist bomb. Of course, yeah. Yeah, you put it in between here. You just hold it like that and you just, you know, inhale through your fist. Well, I brush my teeth and I'm not aware of any mouth diseases I have. So I think I should be right.

Yeah, no, just smoke of hers. Everybody got their own weed. Their own blunts today is 420. Everybody's just handing out weed. So you rolling us up? Of course. Of course. Of course.

It's weed for everybody. Have you ever said to a girl? Let me smoke you out. I wasn't told my weed, though. But yeah. I definitely. It's entendre? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's so many ways. Which way you want to take it? You know what I'm saying? I can be talking about a burger, a steak. I can smoke you out. Yeah, like, what you want to do? I can be talking about cooking. Like, what you, I'm just saying?

Smoking some pig. Yeah. That don't mean I don't know how to get on the grill and do that thing. I know how to put the chicken and the steaks on the grill still. Would you still do that as a vegan? Yeah. Yeah. Be on the grill?

Yeah. No, no, no. That's kind of hypocritical. Yeah. Well, I'm grilling my meat. I don't know. Why? Well, I know Mall you see me before and I believe Mall can cook.

But wouldn't that be kind of odd? Don't you feel like a hypocrite? Like, there's some because I feel weird like touching me. Yeah, even going near it. I don't care. I was just in a steakhouse. Everybody was ordering tea bones and fucking rib eyes last night. I didn't, I don't care about that shit.

When you're cooking, though, you need to taste your food, smell it, like all of that stuff. You don't need to. He has over 30 years of tasting. You can eye it. Yeah. You know when the chicken is when it's done. You know when the steak is done. It helps to have a few taste testers in there.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, now I would have been cooking that for somebody. I get it. But yeah, you can usually eye for us. I could cook for you, yeah. I could cook. I said us.

Oh, wait, no. I'm here to give compliments out today. Yeah. Damaris cooked for myself and a bunch of people at the crib. What was that? Monday? Monday night? Damaris's been holding out on this, man.

You can tell me about this baked mac and cheese of hers. It's up there. I do want to shit on her and not give her credit. It's up there. It's someone that's had a lot of baked mac and cheese from a lot of different places and a lot of different people in their life. I feel like I'm in the space to say it. It's top tier. It's up there.

Well, DeMaris got good baked mac and cheese elbows. She do. For sure. Her elbows look like she made good baked mac and cheese. And Demaris is not fat. I'm not saying I'm not going to fat. But she got them elbows where. Even the triceps, you can tell their tone because she's been working out.

She bumped into a few ovens in her day. Like she bumped into a few ovens taking the trays out of the oven. I know them elbows when I see it. Anna, I've met a pop So I could tell the family Like, oh, they cook at the house Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah The matter's no what she's doing

But you gotta make a vegan one for me though I'm not making no vegan mac and cheese Why not? That shit is disrespectful to macon cheese Why is it disrespectful? Bro, I can understand making If he want me to make him a Beyond burger, sure No

But vegan mac and because we have vegan cheese now It's nasty, no What is it? Vegan cheese? He like what is it? He don't know what it is. I don't know, it's vegan. Yeah, exactly.

It's all it's processed They could be in all fucking armpit skin if you would know because it's cheese. But it tastes good though. Well, our skin would not be vegan because it would be from an animal. I've had good vegan baked. It's not the same as regular baked mac. We know that.

We going into it knowing it's going to be different. But it's not bad. I've had some really good vegan baked mac and cheese. I need to find one spot in the city that has a great one though. Oh, wait. What about the pasta you made? I don't have cheese in it, right? I had parmesan in it.

Oh, but it didn't necessarily. It didn't need. Need the Parmesan. Yeah, he could have. She made some angel hair, dried tomato. Oh, you know, whatever they put in the caption on Instagram to make it sound fancy. It was angel hair pasta and tomatoes. It was topped with a white wine sauce that had olive oil and sun dried tomatoes.

Yeah, yeah, shit, baby, Dee. It was topped with a white wine sauce, garlic, little garlic in there. Satayed spinach, even though it was just spinach. I know what you do. Yeah, I see Baby Dee. Baby D, baby D, you be in there trying to throw down. One day I'm going to get your ex-boyfriend on the phone. And I'm going to talk to him about your cooking.

I'm going to see. Because I know he didn't have. all of it. I know you didn't make this nigga O'Connor meals. Yeah, he got me during quarantine too, so I literally just woke up every day and cooked something. Well, after you wiped the groceries down. Of course. Do you remember, yo, do y'all know how far we've come?

I thought about that the other day when I went to the grocery store. Like, nobody's wearing masks anymore in the grocery store. Like, everybody's back to normal. Like, but it was like two years ago this time. Yeah, because this is April. It wasn't a tall of it. It would be weird as far. April 2020?

Yo, we was literally, like, I left my groceries outside the door. Yes. and wipe them down. I used to come from outside and take all my clothes off at the door. Because they could have had COVID on them. Yeah, that's that.

Yo, I don't know, we went through, I would strip it. Through my front door, like, let me get all this COVID off me. My cousin, I had got a coat for my cousin.

It was a jacket that I had, but I'd never wore it. So I gave it to my cousin. End up loving the coat. So I had asked him one day, I had said, you, I got this other coat for you. It doesn't,

it's too big for me. You could have it. So he was like, yeah, man, because I knew, I got, I lost, I threw away the last one you gave me. So I'm like, why would you throw away a brand new coat I gave you? He said, yeah, you know, it was during COVID.

I wore it. And one day I just got nervous and I thought COVID might have been on it. So I just threw it in the go. Nah, he had to fight me. I was like, what? All right. See, y'all know. COVID was on your coat?

Y'all know Benner now, obviously. And we know, Benner are our manager for those that don't know. Benner's a worrier. He's a, he's, he worries about a lot of things. Little things will be, what you need, that person. He cares. He's what I call. call a dad.

Yes. He has dad vibes. He wants to make sure everyone's safe and everything is good. So y'all didn't know him during like COVID for real in the quarantine. And y'all know how long he talks on the phone now. He would just call me with like the world was ending calls every other day. Yeah. Of just every last thing.

He might have been like scrubbing his fucking floors hands and knees just to get the COVID out the wood. He was going nuts. No, but it was a lot of people that was, were that. because let's be real the news we were being fed at the time better was washing his water yeah wait whoa whoa what he like he had to get to you know cove could be in the bites out the water yeah be in the pipes we don't really know we just we went through a lot man but now you know see things are getting back to you know before the the way they were before COVID uh I just saw American Airlines lifted the mask mandate yeah a lot of different yeah airline I'm gonna be

honest though I think I'm gonna always wear a mask on a flight from now on well here's my big issue with it because I don't know if you got saw all the clips of like them announcing it and shit. Yeah. Now I have to hear people cheer before and after the flight. Yeah. Yeah. Every single one of those clips is just people clapping and cheering on the plane. I'm like, I hate that when we land. Now I have to do it before we take off too. So it's only American so far? I think it's American, Delta. And I forgot what the third one was. Well, and the airport in the airport, too. Overall. You don't have to wear masking airport. No. I didn't like. See, I don't like that. I don't know. It's recycled air. So like at the end of the day, you're going to get it and not.

Yeah, I could take my mask off in the airport. It's big. big enough space. It's not, you know. But on a flight, I think we're going to always wear a mask on a flight. Here's my thing. I'm the opposite. I would wear a mask everywhere but the flight. Because that shit for six hours on a plane and any time I put that shit below my nose to breathe for a second, I get yelled at like. What you do is I just put the blanket over my head and I take my mask off. I can't. You're one of them blanket over the head people? I really feel like I'm suffocating. Really? Yeah, me too. Nah, that's the way I got. I got a, that's how I fall asleep. But you leave a little crack like for your nose like kind of peek out.

underneath the blanket, so you get some fresh air? But I don't know, science, isn't that all just recycled air to begin with? Yeah. So if somebody got something, I don't know if the mask is really stopping you. Are we going to go there? Because the mask never stopped anything. Let's just be, listen, why are you wearing a plane? Only because, no, you know what it is?

I'm not going to lie. Being in an Uber now without a mask, it just feels weird. It feels like I'm breathing in the driver's air. Well, I always cracked the window. I always cracked the window. Being on the subway, I could never imagine getting on the train to without a mask. I cannot imagine breathing in all that air. Showtime, niggas flipping armpit juice, everything flying. Like, give me my mask, fam.

Like, everything just feels like dirtier now. Like, if you're in the subway, the air feels dirty. Like, you're breathing in this air, your mouth is open. But don't do that because that built your immune system as a kid. No, it did. No, we needed that. We needed to be exposed to those germs. But I'm just happy that now we're coming out of it and everything that they were killing people for staying online about the mask not working. I think now the consensus is the CDC said it, the mask. really didn't. Come on, man.

Showtime is the reason you've never gotten polio. That's a fact. Like, that's a fact. I just don't know if I could get on the train again and not wear masks. I was one of those kids

that grew up eating on the subway. I look back now, like that is the nasty shit. You, eating on the subway? I did it anymore. I did it every day. Yo, a dude got on the subway one day

with like seafood. Oh, that's successful. I say, yo fam. This nigga had fried fish, shrimp, scallops. I'm looking at. I'm like, yo, fan, nobody want to smell.

that and that shit well you know when you close it to steam you first open that shit that fish steam come out people that you do that in offices it's like dirty ass terrorists huh fish microwave yes like though you want to you want to get rid of fucking bays like what about the people that are microwaving fish in your fucking kitchen

no first of all bays and shit don't smell that bad never garlic oh my god you should never be microwaving fish oh though I worked in a lot of different office environments and every single one of them someone has microwave some form of fish Nah.

Or some form of seafood. Even shrimp smells like shit in the office. You're not supposed to microwave seafood, I don't think. But I don't use the microwave anyway. I think we spoke about this. I'd rather use the oven and like, yeah, if I have to talk. Yeah, I order air fryer. I'm trying to get away from the air fry because they're saying the air fry is not good for you.

And now they just thought it was just hot air. They just ruined my, they just ruined my fucking greatest invention ever. Well, not my invention. I've been on record since those things came out. I use them very often, but there's no fucking way this is good for me. There's no way you can make this perfect chicken in five minutes. and it tastes as good. Cancer has to be seasoning this.

I know for a fact that this is bad for me. When it continue to use it. Of course. I'm going to continue to use it. 100% is going to be like when they found out, hey, maybe pregnant women shouldn't stand next to the microwave. I'm getting away from the air fryer. I'm back on the oven, warming things up or broiling things in the oven.

I'm back on that way. I'm trying to completely get away from the air friar. But the air friar is just so convenient, man. You push a button. Go do what else you got to do in the crib. They've come back. It's sizzling. It's fried.

Yeah, it's giving fill it a future. But I'm saying even though I know it's sort of a new invention to some degree, but a machine that is making food shouldn't be that fucking loud. That shit sounds like the airplane. The air friar? When you got it on 375. Yeah. It's that.

Oh, it goes crazy. I can ask you another side of my crib. I didn't know that you weren't supposed to put like the air fry close to like, you know, when you got it on your counter. I used to have it close to the wall. I used to have it close to the wall. The wall and above, or pardon, a cupboard was right above it. I had to scrub the backdrop of the fucking, because it got like brown. I learned the hard way too.

I was like, oh, shit, I had no idea that this was, you know. Is it not just hot air? Just really, really hot air. It's hot air, but the food that is cooking is, you know, it's grease, it's oils, it's all of that coming out of the vent. So it kind of like sticks to the wall and browns. Oh, no, I meant in terms of just like how bad. Yeah, it's just like an oven.

It's like an oven, but it's just like a fan that's just blowing the air around. circulating the air differently. I don't know, man. I think they're saying whatever it's lined with, the air fry is aligned with like that that non-stick whatever they call it. Oh, I get it.

The material inside probably is what, okay. Here's my thing. When they first came out and I was seeing what people were doing with them, I was like, oh wow, it looks fucking like they really fried some food or really cooked some food. So I'm thinking these things are really expensive.

If I go to Target, it's just like $100. That's what makes it really untrustworthy to me. You can get one for $50. Like what the fuck? Oh yeah. Is it a used one? A used one? A new air fry for 50?

No, I don't want a brand new air fry. No, you get the smaller ones for $50. Yeah, a small one. Like the ones that go in the dorm room or something? I got to imagine that's clutch for like college students. Listen, man. But they banned them in a lot of college, a lot of colleges. Dorms?

Really? Fire hazards. I remember, damn. But I had a space heater in every one of my dorms. And that was fine. And those are those kill more people than fucking. the blars. Yo, those things, that's another thing that I was like, oh, this is extremely dangerous, but

fuck it. I'm cold. Like, I just leave this on. A space heater has always been dangerous to me. You can like smell the plastic burner. Just looking at a space heater as a kid. When I knew it was hot and I just always felt like, yo, that's, we're not supposed to have that in the house.

My grandmother had the kerosene heater. Oh, no. That's like you talk about flirting with death. Carosine in the house? Yep, the kerosene heaters. in the basement. Oh, hell no. Look at what you have to do to just keep warm in the hood.

That shit is crazy. And then they got the space heaters that had like the timer because I was supposed to be safer. You didn't cut it on and all? That shit did not work. You ever got on the train, left your house and thought you left some shit on the stove? Oh, that get off and go back home?

And then the, it was off? And it was off. Yo, I did that shit about three times as a kid. Like, I'm on the train. I'm like, yo, I don't think I turned that shit off. Had to get off the train, go back home. Everything shut off in the house. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong?

I'm like that when I'm going to the bathroom. Like, I always afraid I didn't flush the toilet. That's like my biggest fear. Every single time I use the bathroom, I have to double back in me. But like taking the shit, you mean? Just period. Every time I go to the bathroom at all. It's the weirdest thing.

So every time you go to the bathroom, when you leave the bathroom, you forget if you flushed. Yep. And I flush every single time. I want to know a therapist opinion on that. I want to know the trauma that is subsided from flushing. You got a bad swirling? You definitely got a bad swirley. Yeah, what happened?

You know, like, what happened when you was younger? You got into fighting a bathroom in high school and the girl pushed your head in the toilet or something and it wasn't flushed. Yeah, like, what happened? Something had to happen. Because I've never even heard about that before. I was just always super embarrassed that, like,

I just forgot to flush at toilet. I do it when I'm here, too. So, you know what must have happened? Demaris must have took a shit one time at a guy's house. 100%. Forgot the flush. The guy saw the turd and came in the room and started embarrassing about it.

Like, you didn't take shit to my bathroom and all that? So that exact scenario happened to me and I said that exact line. I was 21 in my first apartment And a girl took a shit And her defense I think she flushed the toilet But the toilet was like

Not working correctly So it didn't really flush It just like made the noise So in her defense I don't think she just like forgot to flush But I definitely said that I walked out of the bathroom

So you're taking shits in my house But hold on wait But I would say that to a dude as well You take that to my house I kicked the dude out But Alright so let me ask you this Did she spend the night

Or was this like She spent the night So this was the morning At some point, you got a shit. Okay, yeah, yeah. If she's been a night. But if it's like six, seven, eight o'clock at night and like you in my crib and you take a shit, what's wrong with you? That shit should be out your system like early in the day.

And at this point, I was very immature because, again, I'm an only child and my mother had a bathroom in her room. So I never like shared a bathroom with a woman. Right. And college, the floors were women, men, so it wasn't like I had to do that shit. So when I got my first apartment, women were staying over. I was still in that immature phase of like, all right, if you're going to do it, just make sure I don't know or like run across the street, Dunkin' Donuts to do some shit.

Like, I don't want to ever hear about women shitting. Now I've lived with women, been engaged all that shit. I could care. Yeah, I could care of fucking less. I laugh when you fart if I can hear it from the living room. Yeah. But I was fucking traumatized when I saw that shit. It was a big one?

For that size woman, I was a little... I was a little throwing back. She dropped the bomb? I started thinking like, wait, was this me? Yeah, I'm always fascinated to know, like, do women take, do you, we got a woman here, let's ask. Yo, what? Do you guys take, like, this is the nastiest podcast, by the way. I know, I just want to know, like, do y'all take, because I know a girl that says she literally shits like a rabbit.

It's like just little. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's because she's dehydrated and she needs to drink some water. Well, she drinks water. I just think that she doesn't eat a bunch of fucking fiber. Yeah, I don't know. But that doesn't, when you have the little pebbles, that's because you're dehydrated. hydrated. But anyway, go ahead.

But so do you y'all, do women, do y'all normally, and we're going to just uncover some things here today, fuck it. Do y'all typically take big shit? It depends on what we ate. I'm laughing at all and not thinking y'all are human. Yeah. It's because you know, you know what it is? Probably the same way with you. No, you know what it is? Because our bodies are different.

Men and women's bodies are different. So naturally shit breaks down differently. Some things might upset your stomach that don't upset mine. Are intestines different? I'm asking, I don't know. Well, I just, I would just, the digestive system, I think, is different. I don't know. They can push babies out of their body. I mean, I think shit is the last thing on their mind.

No, but I just want to know. You and I, that's the worst thing. Do you take, like, the big, like, when the last time you took a big dump where it was like, God damn, like I had a big shit to make? Yeah, like a big shit. It looked like a Reebok was in a toll. Like, when the last time you took a shack Reebok-sized shit in a toll? You know, I had a nice shit.

I went to Rory's house when he wasn't home another. Damn. You have a very lovely bathroom. Yeah. Get comfortable. No, she plays musical chairs with my bathrooms. Oh, you switch? You take a shit.

Yeah. She used every bathroom. Why do you just shit in a little where we's bathroom? I don't know. Well, to be fair, I used the regular, I used to guest bathroom the last mom was there. I came back into my bedroom. I was in the living room chilling for a while. I see this fucking suds in the bathtub and shit.

I'm like, did you take a bath? So, wait. So wait. So, wait. So, wait. You took a shit. And then she took a bag. And then you jumped your shitty ass in the tub and decided

You was going to soak that ass? DeMaris. The soaked tub too. Yo, Not like a regular tub. Like the tub tub. What is wrong with you, yo? Listen. Rory has a really deep, like, athletic soaking tub.

Yeah. Like, I know if he gets in there, like, he's going to drown. It's why I bought the house. I literally saw the tub and was like, I don't care what else is going on. So when we. Rev. Roar. 100%.

I tweet from there. Other friends toured the house for the first time. Like, we climbed in the tub with, like, our clothes on. We was like, yo, like, the tub, like we gotta use this tub. So I'd be ass naked in there. I clean in there. So y'all got into Rory's tub with your clothes on?

Yeah, this is when we first saw the house. Like, we were taking pictures in and everything. It's really deep. It wasn't a ward in the tub. No, no, no, no. Oh, okay. I'm just trying to understand what the fuck was going on. No, but no, I snuck and took a bath.

Like, I was, I didn't really sneak though because I took a picture of my feet, like, in the tub. Like, hang it. I guess he's just, when he's stroked past it. I don't be stalking your IG like that? Yeah, he didn't notice. He doesn't know if that's his bathroom. always post photos three years after they took them. Of course.

For the guy that still follows them and that was his bathroom. You know how many times I've argued with women about certain photos that pertain to me? And I'm like, you're a woman. You post photos three years after. Like, no, that's right now. I'm like, fam, you're a woman. You do the same shit. Yeah, I'll be posting photos way the fuck after.

But they only post the photos when they was with a certain guy and they know that that guy still follows them. Yeah. And then it's like, oh, she still think about me. Or to piss off another woman to say, hey, look at this and pertainting. to your dude. I was in his his bath before. Like, it is what it is. I don't care about that type of.

So I wasn't mad. Damaris, she cooked the entire night. Wasn't mad if she needed to take a bath. It's a nice bathtub. I get it. Or shit. What really was the violation? I walk into my home on Tuesday evening.

Damaris had stopped by to pick up some shit and left. I found one of my most expensive. shower towels, if you will, that has like a big R on it, like embroidered. It's a fucking beautiful, thick towel. It's a really nice towel. Yeah. Covered.

Covered in makeup. Wow. As if she removed a whole birthday face full of makeup. Who did that, DeMarris? Oh, he's going to be heartbroken because I ain't do that. Defentia. Oh. Oh, because it wasn't Shorty because Shorty said,

yo, I'm surprised DeMaris would do this. This is kind of like a violation. That wasn't me. It wasn't her neither. It was her. I would have apologized. No, because she had, she had makeup wipes. That's why she was like,

Damaris could have just asked me. I had makeup wipes in my bag. I would have never done that. I would have never done that. And it was in the living room. I was like, how this towel even get here? I saw it. When I went in the living room, I said, who's, I thought, surety did it.

I'm like, who's towel is this? That wasn't me. So we have to find the, the copier. Well, there was about how many women do you think were in that house? Around 12. About 20. And I was the only man. So it couldn't have been me.

So it was 20 women in your house. all naked. No. Face full of makeup. Oh, they weren't naked. Okay. Nobody was naked. Everyone was fully clothed doing

choreography dance routines with Joyce Rice. Okay, so Joyce. And karaoke was happening. Did Joyce have makeup on? No. No. Okay. So she's not a makeup person.

And the tone in which the fencing number that is on. It wasn't her complexion. Yes. It's not Joyce's complexion. Okay, so we can eliminate Joyce rights. It was closer to my complex. So this is when you'll just add pictures of Joyce and just X her out. She's not the one.

The marriage said it wasn't her. I swear to go Picture of DeMaris I didn't take my makeup off until from that night like be honest how fucked up I was this morning

So who was the other women there Were they Who was compe? Who is similar complexion To the evidence I'm rolling out The woman that Found the towel

And brought it up Okay And assumed it was Demaris Because of the complexion And so did I And we know that she took Bath and a shower And everything

I can't imagine Britt would have That doesn't really look Like Britt's complexion No But you guys went out after the dinner So I couldn't imagine Britt would take her makeup off To go out

Yeah That's what I'm like I had a full face of makeup out Mm hmm Now I'm now that wasn't you I'm actually kind of concerned Yeah Who the fuck was in my house? When I walked in

I was like who the fuck Who is this? So you just have mysterious women It wouldn't have been in the living room Where he's living the life My towel was in your bathroom I'm not when I say I'm not living life I'm

I was I was talking Did you have strippers No we had had dancers that were like real dancers, like on tour. No, like Joyce's tour dancers. They travel. They go from Sydney to City when they hear All-Star Weekend and, you know,

the playoffs. They hear James Hardin. And shout out to Joyce and her team because they were lovely. They were such good vibes. Yeah, they were fun. We really enjoyed it. Shout to Joyce Rice and her lovely team and band. It was a band?

Well, no. It was DJ dancers, the whole drivers. They put a sprinter in my front yard. It was interesting. But Eddn, I hate to be the bear of bad news. I think I'm now everyone's gay bestie. All the women in my house is the most platonic shit ever all the time. So you're not.

It's never like, it started out like when I first moved in. Yeah. There was some nights where we got there. But now I literally just have, I have like 10 women in my house and they treat me like one of the girls. Damn, you're not the elegant bastard. It's just like, I'm really the gay bestie amongst all the women in my life. No. You're definitely my gay bestie.

Why do you think that, though? Is it like a woman that's there amongst the crew that's like your lady? No, I mean, I think she's your lady. I'm also not a fucking creep and like think it's perfectly healthy for men and women to just be friends. And I think you're a fucking weirdo if you can't have that relationship with the opposite sex that you can just can't just be friends. So, and I think my crib is a very safe fucking environment. It is. And I just come across as the gay bestie that they can just be.

themselves and like there's no pressure here and like which by the way is cool when I'm happy for their safety and everything but for my male ego it's kind of fucking uh devastating why I mean I couldn't be like women are comfortable around you that no no no not that not that not that but like damn like why you not viewing me like maybe you'd want to fuck like I'm just ruled out immediately like before you're like my brother like I can't like what if I want to not that I want to right but just like the thought of like don't just rule me out I'm kind of offended that like maybe don't just rule me out of like the running of like having sex with you yeah also procreate i mean i know the same say procreate yeah well i don't nobody's trying to have

kids that wasn't trying to do that i mean he could be a for a random woman that comes in my house no i don't oh not a random i'd like to get to know her a little bit before i yeah but see maybe she's a maybe know her last name i don't know at least you know her last name family health risks uh well that's that's that's really all it is well let's you know it's i don't want to be view because they of course invite their friends. But that's a good position to be in. Known as the guy that you can go to his house and have a good time and you know,

you don't have to worry about, you know, anything creepy happening, anything like, you know, that you're not happy with being violated. Oh, for sure. It's cool being that guy. Oh, and I always will be that guy. It's just that, that, of course, leads women to text their friends. Be like, hey, come through here. It's the fucking perfect vibe type shit.

I just feel like then now I'm put in the box of, like, hey Roy, do you have like any friends you can hook me up with? Like, no, I'm trying to hook up with you. Yeah, right. I am the friend. I'm her friend. She invited you here. I'm joking. I'm joking. I know what you mean, though. I definitely know what you mean. So, yeah. Every time, even women

that don't know him and just are familiar with my life and obviously the show, even they don't listen to pod, they're always where's them all at? I'm like, you know, like, we record together. We don't live together. Right. I think people think we're always together. Like we don't have bunk beds in the bedroom. Absolutely not. Ren and stinky. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. I told him last

week it was his last day here. And he keeps reporting for doing. Y'all are giving pinky in the brain. You are too. Don't do that because every time I invite people over. Like where's Tamara at? Invite Tamaris over. I don't know. I don't know. Jesus. Fuck. I'm cool too. I don't know where to fuck you do that. I don't know where to fuck. I don't know

Even Joyce and all her to be made to make sure Demaris is there. I'm like, I mean, I guess. Rory was trying to walk around with his Versace robe on. Do you have a Vasachi robe? No, I do not have a Versailles Rhy robe. First of all is Fenty. I actually, you better not be wearing a fenty robe. I do not have a fenty robe.

Okay, cool. I actually have a robe that matches the towel that is now covered in makeup with the same ar-enbroider on it. Throw that shit away. Oh. I'm like, that's not even the towel I used. Yeah, no. Sorry.

We're going to find out who. All you got to line up all the women I thought you had cameras. And just hold the towel to their face. No, I just tell people that just so. Oh, okay. I went in your bathroom and threw up and I was like, oh, my God, Rory probably has cameras.

Like, he's going to see me. Oh, so you threw up too. You weren't the only one to throw up that night. What were y'all drinking? Why was everyone so fucked up? Cheese with wine. I actually didn't eat. And that's the reason why I was so messed up.

How you cooked? I didn't eat. Because I went out after my bath. I went out. And that's when I got out. Oh, okay. I thought you were fucked up at the crib. No, no, no.

Because I was like, I only saw wine going around and people not drinking very much of it. I was tipsy, but like that's, you know. Because Britt told me she threw up. And where did y'all go after? They abruptly left my house with a move. Man, me and Britt was their sapphire is going crazy. Oh my God. What is Sapphires?

The one that. A gentleman's club. That should be sponsored by this pot at this point of the amount of fucking times we talk about it and go to it. Brit was a sapphire. Brought you by Saratheye and Mall. Yeah. Say Rory and Mall for 10% off your. Slap dance.

That's nasty. I think that would be a nice. I'm going to reach out to them. That would not be a nice stuff. How was that? Monday night. Oh, it's probably really white in there. They was playing ACDC.

It was playing ACDC. The DJ was in there doing the drill dance. Oh, God. I swear to God. He played K. Fogg. Oh, God. It was, yeah, the music was lit.

The shirbers were white, but it was lit. Well, you don't know. I called, I called DeMara's phone the next morning on some pod business because I'm getting a bunch of fucking tweets. Brit answers the phone. answers De Maris's phone. The next morning? Yes.

I called Damaris phone. Britt answers and goes, don't worry. She's alive. She's just asleep on my couch or whatever. I say, well, go wake her drunk ass up. I don't care how hungover she is.

Because we got work to do. Get your ass up. I woke up like, that was, oh, God. That was just really bad. That was a really bad night. Well, I'm glad you had a great time on. Yeah.

But I am sorry, guys. I'm sorry. The pod came out five hours. I did publish it, to be fair. I did publish it to be fair when I was at Rory's house. I just set it for 5 p.m. instead of 5 a.m. So that was my accident because I was doing it on my phone. You got one more time.

I'm sorry. They were, yo, they were on my ass. Sapphire seems to ruin this pot a lot. Yeah. Y'all want to go here? You got all those notifications on that pod card.

$2,000 steak. I'll say, yo, who is going crazy? What to fucking? What steakhouse is this? Rory, nasty ass and sapphire. I put the money back in.

Immediately. Immediately. they just wouldn't take my card We had a It was a Twitter space yesterday Elliot Wilson had DM me Yeah Future's Twitter space

Hit me too up I wasn't able to get Get into it Because I was busy already Yeah I was still outside Moving around at 6 o'clock I was hoping you did Did anybody hear it?

I'm not sure All I know is the title said Is Future the greatest rapper of all time Or something? I assumed that was the name of his album Future is the greatest rapper of all time I just would assume that that was the greatest. That was the title.

That's quite the title. Yeah, I don't think that that would be the name of his Twitter space. Yeah, I feel like they wanted to start the conversation. Nobody is having a conversation about future being the greatest rapper alive. Future is. Oh, yeah, Future is the best rapper alive. Maybe that is the album title? Did he announce that?

Did we just spoil something? No, it was on social media. How could we spoil it? I thought maybe it was like a private Twitter space. I didn't know. So GQ kind of released an article. and the article itself says is the title is...

Oh yeah, okay. It says right here, join us on Twitter space at 6 p.m. to debate our cover story. So that's their... That was the GQ Twitter space? Yeah. Debate.

They put few artists are as prolific as widely intimidated and consistently... Consistently excellent. Which is why it's finally time to declare what's been true for a while now. Sometimes I think writers just be writing

like they just like words even if them... No, it's clickbait shit. I just... Would Future say, he's intimidating? I don't think Future would say he's intimidating. What do they mean by intimidating?

I don't even think Future would say he's the greatest rapper alive. I don't even think Future would say that. But he's been throwing feelers out there since, what was that, Rolling Loud? When he brought out Kanye or Kanye brought out him or whatever, and he was like, y'all greatest could never bring Kanye out. And everyone was like, was that a shot of Jay because they weren't friends or whatever the fuck? He's been doing little shit here and there, but the media has been taking him run with it. Future is still throwing shots at home?

It appears that way. He could say I'm not, but. Why does, okay. But we also take everything and run with it. Okay. We take the little ass sentence that y'all's our full hoax. I know it stems from when Jay said the line about someone in the future playing football with your son,

which I thought was a good bar, but I could totally understand being offended by it. I could see Future being offended by that bar. See, I'm the opposite. I don't, I didn't see the offensive tone in that, in that bar. I think once fatherhood and children get, Allen, I can totally understand someone taking it incorrectly, even if it's met with good intentions and it's just a rap bar,

it's just a play off with what's going on currently. Once you bring up someone's kids or family, I can see why they would get offended. Yeah, but not saying they're correcting the intention of the bar. Can you put up the real, the bar? Because I don't, I don't, I didn't, I never got even. when the song first came out and we first heard that bar, I never even felt like that was a shot at Future. No, but it was alluding that he didn't want to lose his children and his fear would be another man raising his kids is how I think that could have been interpreted.

Because at that point, Russell had married Sierra and Future's child was with Sierra full time. So Russell was around the child a lot and obviously plays football. I know you get the bar. But I could take that as, are you suggesting that I lost my kids and another man is raising them? The bar is playing football is like how you raise your kid, dad. Like, yeah, I could see being offended at it. What's the bar in it? In the future other dudes is playing football with your son.

That's a, that's a, that's a hit. I don't think it's a diss. I think it's a slay off words. Say it again. But I could see why future be offended by it. In the future. In the future, other dudes is playing football with your son. What's the two bars before that?

Never go Eric Bonae. I don't even know what you would have done. Come on now, Ma. You can't. In the future other dudes Never going to Eric Bonae. He lost Allieberry. In the future, other dudes is playing football

with your son? That's a... In the future? That's a... If I'm future, I should be offended by that. I'm not saying you should be offended by it. Are you kidding me? I don't think it's a shot.

What the fuck is going on with hip hop? Like, why is everybody so fucking offended and like ready to be offended? That's not a fucking shot at future. I'm not saying. saying it is or that was Jay's intention. But it's about future. But I could see.

It's about his situation, but it's not a shot at him saying, oh, you don't raise your kids. That's not a shot. Again, I don't have kids, but I can understand anyone bringing up my situation about my kids, even if it's a playful bar. To fuck up my marriage and my situation with my wife, the fear of another man spending time with my son is like, or my kids, that scares me.

That's not a shot at future, though. Like how does that? He's not a fending future. But future can, you can't tell somebody Everybody want to be offended these day. What the fuck is going on in the world? It's hip hop, so I think everything is free range when it comes to the rap battle shit.

I think anything on wax at this point, especially the era I grew up in. I've heard the wildest fucking bars and disc records. That's allowed in hip-hop, but that doesn't mean someone isn't allowed to get offended or take it personally. No, I'm not saying nobody's allowed. If that's a touchy subject for future, bro.

I'm just saying that's not a shot. But you know rappers. You've hung out enough rappers to know how sensitive and how much they look into every blast bar and take shit offensive. Let me be honest with you. Let me be honest on my platform. Jay Z doesn't give a fuck about none of y'all niggas. He's not trying to offend none of y'all.

He don't even think about y'all nigh-nags like that. Let me just be totally clear with that. So he's not taking time out of his day to throw a shot at future. That wasn't his intent with that. So if futures are offended by it, okay, cool. That's your prerogative to be offended. But that's not a shot, bro. He wasn't taking a shot at future.

But we agree with you there. If future is still mad at Jay about that bar. bro listen I'm a real nigga you got a you got it what's the real what's the real issue because that's not it you're using that as you using that that that as the what's your real issue with jay bro because that can't be it that that that don't tell me that don't tell me that that bar is a is a reason why you've been moving in interviews and and kind of sort of whatever they say you throwing shots at jay i don't know but if they're saying it it can't be because of this bar like come on bro i don't know i have no idea personally and i don't think it was a shot but i can totally understand if someone is rapping

about my family situation in the regards to my son and another man raising him, I could see how you could get offended. I could see it. Because future, honestly, Mauna, future was probably already a fit. You got to understand that whole story about his son wanting to be a football player and stuff like that was in the blogs at that time, which is why Jay rapped about it because it was in the blogs. And it's a, you know, a little play on words and things like that.

Niggins get offended about that shit. And then you're saying shit like, don't go Eric Bonae, like, niggins could get offended by it. Eric Bonaid did get offended by that. Eric Bona. Yes, he went on a old Twitter rant. He does that all the time. Oh, I didn't know this. That was a regular Eric.

I don't follow Eric Bona. I love my wife and he don't like that shit at all. Yeah, but he was referring to him losing Hallie Berry because he was cheating on Hallie Berry. Yeah, of course. And he was saying, I lost the baddest girl in the world. Like, yeah. Yeah, everybody says my current wife is the baddest bitch in the world.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah. You know what, nah, Eric Bonae probably just got pressure in the crib from the new wife. See, man, that's what I'm saying, man. Like, what the fuck is going on? out here, man. You can't, it's like... Well, Jewish people were offended off the next record, too. A lot of people got pissed off at 444.

This shit is... Everybody wants to be offended. Everybody wants to, you know, start a fucking rally and walk somewhere with signs. Like, sit the fuck. I'm just saying, bro, like, what the fuck is going on? Like, this shit is

we are... The world is too hypersensitive, bro. You can't say anything. You can't do anything. You can't even say that... I saw something about, I remember we had talked about starting a heterosexual parade, right? Yeah. A heterosexual pride parade. It's still a hilarious but obvious bit. Right. And I saw, I think somebody online had made, like, pointed out to the fact that they had kind of started like talking about really doing that. And there were people offended by people trying to start a heterosexual

pride parade. I'm like, wait, wait. So people are mad at heterosexual people trying to have a parade. Because why? What do you celebrate him all? I was going to say. The same thing everybody else is celebrating. Heterosexual Pride is like St. Patrick's Brit. Now, you should be offended by that. I am very much offended by it.

Now, see, now you should kick his ass. You should be offended about that. I'm with you on that one. You should be offended about that. It's Thanksgiving parade. I'll tell you this. I'm not celebrating single tomorrow with him. I'll tell you that much.

You'll be home with Delos for you, bro. No fucking Corona and Limes in the studio that day. Yeah, no, but it was people really upset about that And it's like All right, and again, you know I side with you on a lot of stuff I just have to give you the other perspective of it It's the, it's the same way, it's the same dumb shit When people say, all right, there's a BET

Why is they're not white entertainment TV? Every fucking television station is white entertainment TV So when it comes to celebrating heterosexuality, you just have to walk outside Right No one's gonna hate you for being fucking heterosexual And celebrate it and everything but you're heterosexual, so you don't even notice that.

A lot of reasons are gay pride parades. It's like when white people say, when white girls say, there should be no such thing as black girl magic. That's offensive. Why is there not white girl magic? And it's be like, because bitch, all the beauties salons and all the catalogs have been celebrating you your entire life. So we're celebrating the oppressed now.

You're not oppressed for being heterosexual mall. The pride parade is because they haven't been represented in society at all. So it's like, hey, let's do a parade and fucking celebrate all of us. Are gay people still oppressed? Oh, I am not having this conversation. I'm asking you. I'm asking you. This is not the platform.

Why not? Yeah. Because it's us. We are toxic and stupid. No. No, we're not. I'm asking a question. Do you feel like gay people are still oppressed in 2020?

Gay people are still the minority compared to the straight people, I would say. Yes. Because there's more heterosexual people than gay people? Heterosexuality is way more normalized than anything in terms of like being gay or like that. Ma, you have to say pause before you have say everything, anything. that can be deemed as gay. I wouldn't correlate to that. That's just a joke.

That's just us having. That's just a joke. I'm talking about because there are many, many laws now for gay people. Some would say that gay people are treated better than black heterosexual men. Some people would say it. I don't say it. I've never been in a situation where I felt like a gay person was treated better than me, so I can't speak on that. I'm just saying some people feel like, like I know there are conversations like black heterosexual guys for like if they're pulled over in a car.

they are more likely to get arrested or get in trouble than if they were gay and got pulled over. You understand what I'm saying? So when you say oppressed, I don't know if in 2020 because it's almost so normal. Like I still don't even understand why we have, like that's what it is about me. I don't understand why people still have these conversations about gay, heterosexual, whatever. I don't care what people are doing sexually as long as it's between consent and adults. I don't give a fuck. Just because you don't care doesn't mean.

I understand that. So I'm just saying, but the world now, there are. laws. So you see that there's actively progress and change for gay people. So when you say oppressed, I don't know. But you could also say the laws now have changed from Jim Crow and slavery

but racism has not left. But that just still goes on. Of course the laws have changed. I understand that. That is a piece of paper. It's not how society views and treats people subconsciously. But when you say oppressed, that's the word I'm talking about, oppressed. I just don't know if I think that gay people are

oppressed in 2020. What's the exact definition of a press? But I just feel personally until things are actually equal from, and I know it's a buzzword, but a systemic place across the entire country because we live in a bubble where gay people are very much accepted and there's a very high population of them. And it is kind of weird if you're attacking gay people.

Not say it doesn't happen, but it's not the norm the way it may be in the South and the Midwest. It's weird if you attack anybody for living their lifestyle. Like, well, you can. Of course. There's hate against Asians right now in New York City that are being attacked. So a person is of subject to harsh and authoritarian treatment. And I don't think across the board there are complete trans and gay rights. I think in certain states and cities, yes, they've caught up to, by law, equal rights, but not everywhere.

I think the gay person in Brooklyn has a way different experience than the gay person in, say, Illinois. or say Mississippi or say New Western States, yeah. Anywhere outside of like major, major cities. And I think even certain major cities is probably tough for gay people. I don't think they have the same exact experience, especially also in workplaces too.

Like I worked in advertising in New York City. I was the minority when it came to sexual preference. It was women, gay men, and straight white male, Rory. But I think in our other offices, in other cities, it was a completely different experience for the gay people.

in the work environment, it just wasn't the same. I mean, I think life in general was a different experience in major cities as opposed to slower states. For sure. And, you know, Midwest, Southern. It's just a different way of life. So naturally, you know, it's different. It's going to be different. You go to different countries.

You go to different parts of the world. Life is just different in certain areas. I just feel like in 2022, if anybody is offended at seeing a gay couple, you're just weird to me. It's like, bro, what are you? What is the problem? It still happens. I know it does. I also understand your argument.

Just like when they still see black and white interracial couples. Oh, yeah. I'm like, bro, it's 2022. Where the fucking world are you living in? I think we should condemn anyone in an interracial relationship. That's just me. Yeah, that's just you. Why is that?

Well, he's the poster boyfriend. Interracial relations. That's what he is. I'd be looking at two white people together like, ugh. How could you? Ugh. That's gross. Pale on pale?

Hey, turn the lights down, buddy. Is it LEDs in here? Oh my God. Turn your brights off. Oh my God. Oh, fuck. That's hilarious, bro. But also, the heterosexual parade, like, no one wants to link a bunch of men.

What the fuck would happen in a heterosexual parade? A bunch of dudes. I ain't linking that shit. Mad dude. Who they got sex harassed? There'll be no women there. Women ain't going as a fucking heterosexual male parade. Why, you got to say heterosexual male.

See? That's the words they try. to my heterosexual. Hatterosexual parade. Across the board. It would still be mad dudes. I don't think so. A bar is usually like a heterosexual parade.

But I don't even think women celebrate. A sport game is a heterosexual parade. Women don't celebrate anything other than fucking the Zelle alert going off. The Zell. DeMaris, do you think younger women now with how accepted bisexual and women loving women

are pressured by their partner to maybe you should like a chick, at least maybe for my birthday? Yes. Actually, I've seen that. And I'm kind of joking, but I'm not, because I've talked to a few women. Wait, real shit. There's women, because right now, which I think is ill, it's just fully accepted around us for women to love women. We were talking about straight women go to strip club because they want to see women's asses and slap women's asses and love women.

But the pressure for fucking how normal threesomes are and how normal bisexuality is around us, I've talked to women like, yo, my man wants me to do a threesome and like, Yeah, I think women are attractive, but I can't even put my face near a pussy without getting weirded out. I know a lot of women who gave their men threesomes just because they're out. Like, women are doing that. So women gave them just like they felt pressured. And it was a terrible experience because if you're having a threesome with somebody who doesn't like women, it's not going to be fun. If you're having a threesome with the woman that doesn't like the woman, it's going to be a terrible experience.

Yeah. But I know a lot of women that got pressured into that. And I told them, I said that's not something. He doesn't like women. Heterosexual women. Heterosexual women and gay men. I think gay men like women. That's a whole other conversation.

But I do think gay men like women. In what regard? Not in a sexual way like they want to bang them. I'm saying like I think they admire women like, oh my God. Oh, yeah. Your ass, your tities, your thighs, like your hair. Oh, my God, you're so beautiful. So they like women.

Like, I don't, it's just hard for me to, for anybody to, like, how do you not like a woman? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you could like women but not want to eat pussy. Yeah, no, no, no, 100%. You got to be committed. Straight women to other straight women. Straight men don't.

A lot of them. A lot of them. That's a whole other story. That's still a thing in 2020? Yeah. Damn, we could. You don't date Jamaican men, but I had. And that's it.

I grew up with so many. They was lying the whole time. I'm not about to say a Jamaican nigga, he was the first one that told me about eating pussy on my block. So it's like, we ain't going stop it. Let me guys be like, oh, no, Bati. whatever the fucking cut it out. Nigger, you'll be eating pussy.

Yeah, you'll be eating pussy. But the funny shit about calling someone, Basim, you're eating pussy. You have your own slur fucked up. He was eating. He was eating the thing that makes you the most straight ever. Listen, if we could sit here and talk about all the dumb shit in the world for hours, bro.

So let's just, what are we talking about? Future's album. It's future. It's future. the greatest rapper of all time. No, he's not intimidating. Or whatever Q says. Some people might not want to release the same date as Future.

So that's intimidating. You don't want to drop the same date as future. You know he's going to sell a bunch of fucking records. Future is one of the best artists that we have in our culture, though. I don't think we can argue that. I agree. As far as rapper, he's not the greatest rapper alive. No.

Is he top 10? No. I hate, because we talk about rapping. Are we talking about artists? What are we talking about? Rapper. I'm just greatest rapper. Oh, no.

Future would say he wasn't. That's all I'm saying. not the greatest rap a lot, but he is a great artist. He makes great music. His pen is undeniable. He has classic fucking records. I think he's the fourth in this recent generation.

We always talk about the big three of rappers. Yeah. Future be the fourth to me. Who's the three? Kendrick Cole, Drake. I would put future number four. Nikki one before? I take that back. Kendrick Cole, Drake, and then future as rappers? As the art, like the icon artist of this generation. Oh, artist. Oh, yeah.

artist, yeah. I'm just going off to the G-Qu-Crow rapper. Kanye, I just have in that generation before. He's before. He's before. Like, yeah, I don't put it. I kind of do the time periods you really came out and like popped. Well, then I've. So, so, yeah is like their elder. Really? Kanye is in the range of 50 in like that time frame. Like, early 2000. Yeah.

Not 2010. Now, if we were just talking like whatever year. when Kendrick Cole and they were out in Kanye had a bigger year, I would say, yes, Kanye's number one in that regard. But I'm talking about this era specifically of the artist that came out in 09 type shit. Okay. I have future. But yeah, you're right. Nikki might be four in Future Five if I'm thinking about it.

But that, yeah, that's where I would put them. Future is 100% in that tier for real. All right. So shout out to Future album this Friday. I do not know. I did not read the GQ. I believe it's this. Should I have read the future GQ article?

I'm sorry. We're here on a Wednesday. We're usually here Thursday. Fuck that. Hey, look, some shit just happened. Some shit just came out. What? Justine Skyes announced that she is dropping a song or maybe an album.

pre-save now. And then Justine's guy responds to that with I already know what this weak-ass song sounds like anyway. It's not what y'all think it'll be. Oh, so she heard that when they was together. That's been in the hard drive.

Yeah, yeah. Damn, but I feel a way if I was Givion and like, when I played that for her in the studio, she was like, ooh, it's the one, you should put this out. Then I put it out. You're like, that weak-ass song. Yeah, now she's saying this trash.

That's what we know. We know Givion when what time it was with him when it comes to making music. Justine Sky though on the low Make some good fucking records Oh no she did Justine is talented So I am curious

And she looked like that Did she say if her record was about that Well she said y'all keep telling me to put it in the music So we can assume that it's in the music I'm listening I'll be streaming 422 I love a good mess We know

Did you guys watch Bell area yet? No You know what I'm gonna watch it this week And I promise I am. I keep saying it, but too many people are telling me how great this show is and that it's totally different from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. It's kind of sort of the same story, but it's more gangster shit to it. Or what would actually happen in that scenario.

It's more aimed at our demographic. It's more aimed at maybe like it gives almost like a more mature degrassy. So it's aimed probably for like 20, 21 year old, 22 year olds. Because it has a couple cheesy moments in it. But I asked if you saw it because one of the main characters is a singer. as well. Oh, yeah? Yeah, she's really pretty.

She's y'all type. What's our type? Demar's no my type is. She's brown skin. I don't know what your type is. You know my. Just pretty. Oh.

I just like pretty women, man. I don't give a fuck about your culture. Where you from. Are you pretty? Are you smart? You like to have fun? The little bit I know about your track record, because you are a ho that hides it really, really well.

I'm a hoe? Oh. No. Experimental. I'm sorry, a free spirit. You're a free spirit. That's a hoe in like... Coachella.

Swahili. No, it's ho in Coachella. It's really... You're a free spirit. God is still working on you. You're still finding yourself. Okay. I don't really...

None of them really kind of look the same at all. No. You don't really have a type. Listen, man, I just put me in a gym. I shoot from all over the court. I don't give a fuck. People say have a type, but my response to that usually is... That's just the type you've seen.

Yeah. But you do have a type of. Don't say, ooh, I didn't mean that as like a bar. But I definitely, like, I'm just very quiet and private with a lot of shit, even amongst associates. In 2022, that means you're sneaky. That means you're fucking a creep. That means all kind of things when you're private. Okay, I have preconceived sneaky links.

Like, premeditated sneaky links. I love a premeditated sneaky link. I plan this. It's with purpose. But you're going to sneak there. Yeah. Don't tell nobody where you're going. And the term sneaky link is kind of fucking funny.

for like all of us that aren't really famous? Like, where are you sneaking? Is the Uber driver when you get in going to go, ooh, you go to that address? But it's not, you know what it is? A sneaky link, it usually means we really not supposed to be fucking with each other. Of course, but that's the best sex.

That's the greatest sex. That's why we're fucking because we're not supposed to be doing it. But now it's a little different because it's like, why are we not supposed to be fucking with each other? You know what I mean? Yeah. And that was more so why aren't you supposed to be fucking with this girl? Why aren't you supposed to be fucking with this?

But I think that's actually more self-aware and logical because some of, we'll talk even past it. Some of the better sex is when y'all are both fucking crazy and don't realize that y'all have no business fucking. Yeah. That's a great sex. But the sneaky link, I think, is actually more logical and understanding. Like, we shouldn't be doing it. We still going to do it.

But we're self-aware that this is not going to work. This is wrong. And we should not be humping like this. We're still shitty people. Now turn around. Well, I feel like Sneaky Link is only in regards to like, your group chat or like your immediate friends because who else you're not

who else you don't care about nobody else no one else knows how fucking it's just the people that we both know like like I can't let I can't let everybody know in my circle that I'm supposed to tell your friends and your significant others you probably don't want them to know oh sneaky links I like when you cheating

I've never attached sneaky link to cheating I thought that's just cheating yeah that's no man it's then there's sneaky yeah I separate them it's both cheating is just sneaky so cheating is sneaky and you shouldn't be doing this. Sneaky link is more so like you done because I know I was a girl's sneaky link only because

she told me that how much shit she talked about me to her girls. Yes. Like he's a ho. He's a ho. He doesn't fuck with this girl. This is that and the third. And it's like now I'm giving you some pussy. It's like, I'm not the only one that called him a ho. But girls call me a hoe because you know, they

think I'm a hoe when it's like, but the girl you think I slept with, I never did anything with her. Oh, they lying on your dick. I mean, listen, man, you got to stop it, ladies. Huh? What? Nothing.

Y'all know Johnny Depp was getting beat up by his own wife? Yo, that was really invasive, by the way. Yeah. Johnny Depp getting beat up by his wife? Yeah. She was putting out defamation against him saying he was beating her and stuff like that. And then now, like, he sued her. He's on trial, like, crying, I understand.

Like, you beat me. Like, they have evidence against her and stuff like that. You beat me? Yeah, like, he was abused. she was abusing him really bad. Women can't abuse men more. I saw a blow. He was abused by every woman in that movie.

Women can abuse men? Yes, they can. Of course they can. Yes, they can. Especially men who don't hit women. Yes, they can. But if somebody's abusing you, you're not hitting. You're defending yourself at that point.

Oh, okay, cool. Wait, hold on. I'm going to go up and inside whipping on your ass. Punch me and we're going to see who goes to jail. Wait, but this Johnny Depp is just saying he was just being beaten. Is she saying that Johnny Depp was beating her up? She, she, she, she, she, she, she threw a phone at my face. Like, she has pictures.

Okay, okay, okay. Well, yeah, after she was fucking beating him to death, he was defending itself. Yeah. That's not, listen, that's not beating a woman and abusing a woman as if I come home and all the frosted flakes are gone and I just start slapping my girl. Like, why aren't there more frosted flake? Why didn't you go to, yeah. But if you're hitting me.

Close a fucking box. It's getting stale. Yeah, like, but if you're hitting me and you're on my back, punching me in my face and I decide to defend myself and I, fucking throw you off my back and you hit your head on the fucking side of the couch and now you got a knot on your head. I'm not abusing you. I didn't beat you up.

I'm getting you to, you're hitting me. You're attacking me. I'm allowed to defend myself. Well, that is what does suck with men that we also have to like be wary of how we defend ourselves. No, for sure. But I'm saying if he's saying he was abused.

No, if you're attacking you and I get you off me. I'm never going to be mad at a man for if a woman is attacking him for him to get her off. Yeah. But he's Johnny Depp is saying he was abused. That's different, bro. That made you was taking multiple asses. Yeah, like, come on, bro. That's, you're allowed to, as a man, yes, you're not supposed to hit a woman.

But if you're being abused by a woman, you can defend yourself. Like, I don't understand what that is. I think he said that he did defy. We would have to go, I don't want to sound ignorant on that because it is a really serious topic. It is a serious topic. But his testimony was today. And he was crying and, like, really upset during his testimony. I'm going to read more into it.

Listen, man, I've never even had a real, like, yelling. argument with a woman. Well, you're weird. Like, I've had, I've had arguments with women, but it hasn't gone to like, oh, fuck you bitch. Well, I've never said fuck you bitch. Yeah, like, I don't, I've definitely, I've definitely, never worry. Now you ain't gonna fuck you bitch on. You know what's so funny about me in the word bitch? I'm trying to get better at it because I use it a lot. Um, but I always use bitch in more of a casual, funny, sarcastic type of way to some degree. Or even when like I'm, yeah, like, and sometimes not. Sometimes I'm telling a story and I refer to women as bitches

or this bitch, which is bad. I really need to stop doing it. I'm trying my best to stop doing it. There's no excuse. But when I get, like, mad and shit, no. Like, that never even crosses my mind to scream bitch. I feel like I would feel like a bitch if I did that. Like, screaming bitch in a girl's face feels like bitch behavior to me.

So. I've seen the time. And men can be bitches, by the way. I was arguing with my boyfriend and he swallowed the word bitch. Like, I seen him swallowed him. That's a good big. He caught himself of like, let me not go there. But I've definitely screamed fucking

I've had screaming matches with girls before Yeah I've never had a screaming match with me My proudest moments but Yeah I just never I just When the girls, if she's ever screaming at me A yelling at me like that I just look at them and just like laugh Tell them that you're disappointed in them

I just laugh I'm like this is Yeah Ma you would be the one I would kill I caught that Edna's a second You just tell them that you're disappointed in them That's some real sociopathic creepy shit You're better than this babe I didn't look like he started crying and I'm not mad

I'm just disappointed Yeah like he like he's getting mad He's one of the people that his face turned running, he started crying when he get mad. Like, the tears running down his cheeks. Evan just turns on Aventura and fucking. I knew. I knew it's so much of Aventura. What did I know that I was going to happen?

The Spanish version of X Factor? Yeah, he listens to An. What's it? It could all be so simple in Spanish. It could all be so simple. Yeah. All right. That's the version of X Factor.

You do all. Exactly. So, interesting, uh, quote that just came across my timeline. making a girl believe that you like her just so you can have sex with her should be classified as sexual assault but no one is ready to have that conversation yet

there's too much gray area in that for me to say not only that but I love a response I'm not going to say his name but from one of our guys he says he's still fighting for us and being toxic on Twitter let's say he says you salute to all y'all still toxic on Twitter man we can't do it let's do he says he says so making the guy think you like him so he spends money on you should be considered a robbery

Like that's what This goes back to what I was saying About the Tender Swindler, right? People were so mad at him And I'm like, what did he do wrong? He was spitting game. He was running game. Yeah.

Like that's not a crime. Listen, I'm with you. He was spitting game. That's called game. Like, if you fell for the game, life is full of- The game. Life is full of manipulation, man.

You got to be an adult sometimes and he if there was a few red flags or whatever and he really took advantage there was thousands of opportunities for any one of those women to say you are an adult woman look right in the mirror what the fuck is you doing right now listen i i understand again you know sometimes people are taking advantage of but there's it's not a crime against the person that ran the game that's not a crime no well i mean the wire fraud i guess would be but other than that yeah no no that's That's where things get a little trick. That's why you got to cash only, baby.

You know, tell them hoes. Listen, drop the cash off on my lap. Or Western Union. Insert Western Union ad here. Send money through Western Union, please. Worldwide. Yeah. But that's hilarious response.

And did I read this a similar thing on Twitter? I might have read it on the episode. You can cut it if not. If me liking a woman's picture is me saying I want to fuck them, then why are you posting pictures so men can tell you they want to fuck you? See how stupid? that sounds. Retarded. That's so stupid. Some more news in the culture, I guess.

A-SAP Rocky has been arrested from returning after returning from vacation with Rihanna and family. According to NBC Los Angeles, Rocky, ASAP Rocky was detained at Los Angeles, LAX in connection to a November 2021 shooting. Unbeknownst to the public, the Harlem rapper had been under investigation by the LAPD over a shooting that took place near Vista Del Mar and Selma Avenue. I know exactly what I said. We'd be over the old time. You was the one that was doing the shooting.

No, not die. On November 6th, the victim of the shooting told police that ASAP Rocky approached him with a hand gun on the street while walking with two other individuals. Yeah, so I guess this is more breaking news. I think the guy was grazed in his hand, it says, a bullet grazed in his hand. Allegedly, Rocky was the trigger man. I don't know. This is still breaking news. feels a little far-fetched, but...

It's just going to be hard to prove that he did that, I guess. Is that like a common area? Is there a lot of foot traffic over there? Absolutely. And this was in 2021? 2021. And we didn't have anything about it. So we think ASAP Rockies is running around a populated area in L.A. with a handgun

out? This is what the... I'm just... I'm asking a question. I'm not saying who's right? Who's wrong? No, look, everything that you're asking is things I thought about. Mr. Fentz, he would never...

Yeah, the timing of this is a little Because Rihanna is due any day now So the timing of this is a little This is the baby roll out? No, not saying this is Asap or this is Rocky or Rihanna's doing I'm just saying this is a little like Come on man

This man's about to have a child Like do you think If Rihanna and Asap Ever get into like a bad fight Once their child is grown Which I hope doesn't happen She'll say your father ain't shit He was locked up when he was born

Well hopefully he won't be locked up when the child is born. I don't hope that. But I don't think Rihanna would do that. No. I don't know. Rihanna doesn't seem like the spicy type. But yeah, hopefully, you know, this situation is something that's not that serious.

You know, we don't want to see Rocky and J. We already saw that what that looked like when he was in jail in, what was it, Switzerland? Yeah. Did you, um. Did he is slipping on semen? Yeah. Yes. That was in Rikers with Casanova.

That was not in Sweden. Oh. Yes. I would have thought that was semen in Sweden. Sweden anyways. Do you guys watch Atlanta yet? Seaman and Sweden? Yeah.

Sweden and Seaman. Sweden and Siemen. Anyways, speaking of that, have you guys watched Atlanta? No. That's interesting segue. No, I haven't. I didn't mean it by that. In the first or second episode of the new season,

Paperboy gets locked up in, I want to say, Amsterdam jail. And you could tell they're definitely kind of poking at the rocky situation out there. He's in what appears to be like the most high-end. dormitory ever. He's got mood lighting, fucking three-course meals. He's about to take a nap. CEO comes in with his food. He's like, you got bailed out. Paperboy's like, man, like, wake me up after my nap. Maybe I'll leave. Like, it was just the greatest jails ever. Yeah. That it might as well were staying in a four-star hotel. Listen, you never want to be locked up and be in jail. But we do know that there are some facilities

that if you had to be locked up, you would rather be there. And I'm just going to assume that Sweden, they give great massages. Sure. The food is great over there. The landscape. Why are you ever been to Sweden? Have I ever been to Sweden? Yeah, I like a, you know, like a rock nation tour or something.

On a rock nation tour. You was on that one rock nation tour. Yeah, in Paris, right? The Swedish tour? The Swedish House Mafia? No. Eating Swedish fish? I've never been to Sweden.

No. I've heard great things. I would love to go. Yeah, I know. Unfortunately, you have to have to. I think that's where we're putting our accounts now. Not a bad idea. I've seen Wolf of Wall Street, yes.

I've seen my tax return. Ours is when the Grand Cayman. This year. The what? The Cayman Islands. Good places to visit. I'm not mad at the Cayman Islands. Yeah, man.

So I don't know. Some music coming out this, who gives a fuck? I don't care about the music. We can talk about that shit tomorrow. I'm going to get high. I mean, I love when music comes out, good music. I listen to it. But it's just too much shit, man.

But we'll be recording before the push of shit. Push his album Friday. Future, if that's correct. I don't know if that's coming out this Friday as well. I believe that might be next weekend. I can see that being a 29. And I'll check out the Twitter space to see if he's the greatest rapper. If that was debated.

He's not the greatest rapper alive. GQ putting together rap debates is fucking hysterical, but that's another. It worked. It did. Yeah, we're talking about it on our platform. Push, though. I was sent the link. I haven't downloaded it yet.

but that is something we can review next week. Yeah, I got the album. I listened to the first three. I like it, like the way it sounds. Reddit said you were going to say the same thing. Yeah, I mean,

I only heard three tracks. What do you want me to say? Like, it's the most amazing rap that I've ever heard? Yes. No, it's not. Okay. Oh, damn. Damn, it's trash?

You're saying it's trash? That's not what I'm saying. I was told the intro is about the manager that went on Vlad and told the whole story or whatever. Mm-hmm. Do you have any reviews on that? Nope. Okay.

Let me ask you guys something. I saw a tweet of a fellow friend of ours, Rory, who said if my next. We have mutual friends you and I? We do. Yeah. If my next can't beat up my ex, it ain't going to work. Which one of the horrible girls said that? None of them.

If my next can't beat up my ex. I'm going to go with Mandy. That sounds like a manny thing. It ain't going to work. Don't put that pressure on me. Like, what if your ex was like a UFC fighter? Right. He has cauliflower ears and shit.

And the next one is like... And like all this toxic shit. A stockbroker. Well, this was probably one of the women that love that Will is slapping people with the Oscars and shit. They want to set up toxic situations for their partners to be in. When like what if he's fucking an adult and like just wants to live his life in a nonviolent way and like doesn't particularly care about your ex. He's only focused on you and making you happy and being better than what your ex was to you.

But now I got to be able to beat him up. That's the only way that's going to work, right? The only way it's the other characteristics of a relationship. Nah. If you can't kick his ass, she don't want you. That's so toxic. Go be with your ex if you're that focused. That's so stupid.

Because that's all it really is. Like, you still think about him. Girls just go get him. Girls are dumb. Like, that's really stupid. Yes, you said it. What did you say? But Damaris is kind of team put your man in toxic situations where he may be harmed.

No, I am not. No, I am not. I don't play that at all. No, I'm not. Damaris definitely like she'd be in whole fools and if a nigga bump our car. She'd be like, listen, I'll call my nigga. You know what the crazy thing is? My ex, no, my ex. Sorry, ma'am.

I didn't mean to shake the grapes in your car. Man, it weren't produce. No. Do that in the meat aisle. I'm just trying to get some fucking bread and get out of it. Get the jokes off, but no. Ari back to shaking her ass. Gas is high.

Mass are being removed. Women marry men they got to fake orgasms with. Yeah. Shit is almost back to normal. Can we talk about the time? We faked orgasms? Oh, I've definitely done that. Y'all talked about that.

Ma, I think you said you spit on our back or something. Yeah, you spin on her butt. You hit it from the back, you just spin on her butt, make it feel like it's nut. How do you do that without like going to? No, so you don't... He's hydrated. You don't hawk spit.

You got to just let it drip out your mouth like... Don't ever tell me to drip on my mouth. Anyways, yes, I have faked orgasm. And I think women have definitely faked orgasms while I was having sex with him. Oh, one million percent. I mean, everyone... wants to kill envy. I understand how the world works, bro.

Fuck it. I don't know if I want, you know, just everyone having to know that, but it's happened to all of us. It's happened, man. Like, you can't, it's scientifically proven that it is way harder for a woman to orgasm than a man.

Of course. Takes a lot more. That's why they're all bisexual now. Yeah, it takes a lot of attention to detail. You got to, you know, you got to turn the nipples counterclockwise. Oh, yeah. It's a whole combination unlock.

That's the DaVinci go. All do that again. Do it again? You got to turn the nipples counterclockwise. You got to rub the clit like this. You got to put two fingers in, hit the little almond. It's like a little almond that hangs on the inside. You have to tell her that she's, you got to take this one and put her in her ass.

You got to put this one in her own girls in her ear. While you got the, it's a whole, it's a contraction, man. It's like the goonies looking for one eye willies going. I don't fucking though. Anyway, listen, check this out. We'll be back in a couple days. Y'all be safe. Stream some music.

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