New Rory & MAL - Episode 70 | "Year One"
Episode Date: May 27, 2022Trigger warning: (If you want to avoid the trauma talk, skip to 19:45). The boys settle in and get bad news out of the way, expressing their frustration with the Texas shooting. Moving into jokes, the...y give opinions on Brandy's diss to Jack Harlow, then acknowledge the one year anniversary of the start of their pod, and give some insight into the first sketch and how it came together, as well as some advice for creators on making your own podcast, building the perfect team (while giving theirs their flowers), dealing with criticism, and how to make your audience care about you while remaining true to yourself. They also address the forums and their narratives, Rory's mom being a witch, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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My dad has a very weird theory about
witches that I kind of agree with.
The women they accused of being witches
were just diabetics.
Yo, why are coming at your mom, man?
She's just trying to move on from her life.
He didn't even got to break it down for me
and I'm already rolling with it.
No, worry.
Just click the first song I saw.
it's not a bad first song
yeah
I'm listening a song in a while
it's weird
because every time I plug my phone in like
I connect to the Bluetooth
in the car or something
like if I don't
select the song
the first song is always
Kendrick fuck that
I'm like that's so weird
why is that the first song
that plays like if I'm
mine I think it's
it's the Kendrick ADHD
record because it's the first A
I think I have in my library
okay so it's the same
mine just fuck that
okay
I think it's called ADHD though
Is that what it's called?
Yeah, it's ADHD right?
Yeah, yeah.
Ed and you're supposed to know these things.
You're supposed to know that we were going to start talking about that.
You know I don't know the names of songs.
I always forget the name of the song.
Mine is AT&T by 21 Savage and City Girls,
Ascent Titty.
So if I plug it into an Uber, it's automatic ass in Tities.
That's not too bad though.
Let me ask you something.
Do you think that artists know that?
Like they pay attention to that?
Because I've noticed a thing now where songs are
when you play a record from an artist
you know how it used to be that pause
after the record is over.
That doesn't exist no more of streaming.
It goes directly into the next record.
Well, it's just quicker with the...
With streaming.
Yeah.
Like it goes directly.
It's like, oh, I see what's going on.
You want to get us to stream that song too.
Like, you want it to keep it on a continuous...
Well, that's why songs are shorter now.
Yeah.
Because you want people to just keep replaying it.
You think Kendrick knew that, though?
Like, if I named the song ADHD,
this will be the first song that...
plays.
That was Section 80, and I think he sold that on a CD.
iPods were around.
Kendrick is very forward-thinking, though.
Mm-hmm.
And he's an alien.
He knew what was coming.
Right.
Yeah, but that...
Like, if I named a song, A-G, this is going to be the first song.
But it doesn't count towards a stream, though, because I bought Section 80.
So it's like in my phone.
That's why it plays.
Okay, got that.
So it doesn't go up on the count.
Okay.
But, I mean, I could see...
I could see someone thinking about that.
They used to do it artist-wise, and it would always start with ASAP.
but it would always be like an ASAP song I didn't want to hear
exactly
it's like wait all right
all the ASAP records
this is the joint that you're just the one you want to start my day with
yeah
welcome to another episode of new Rory Moll
I'm All that's Rory
or he's Rory
it's a kind of somber day
kind of got another
you know another
tragic event happened
in the country
last night or yesterday
afternoon, as I'm sure pretty much everyone has heard the tragic shooting in Texas at
the, what is the name of it, Rob Elementary?
I believe so, yeah.
I believe.
Another tragic terrorist act in America, you gotta call it what it is, it's an act of terrorism.
You know, and this one is, this one was a little more heartfelt for me because it was
you know, the victims were so young and so innocent.
And, you know, that's just something that I think affects, if this doesn't affect you,
you know, whether you have kids or not or, you know, whatever.
If hearing about such a tragedy like this doesn't affect you, then I don't, you know,
I don't know what, I don't know what will affect you.
Yeah, I mean, on the way here, I was thinking about how we were going to discuss this or
address it or the best way to go about it.
Mm-hmm.
I don't really have
I have feelings towards all this stuff
but at this point it's just like
become so repetitive
it's just one
monotone feeling at this point
it's becoming so regular
and so much change hasn't happened
it's like the outrage is just
a cycle from the last one
yeah because we only went two weeks from the Buffalo
yeah
and it it kind of gets to this like
wasted energy thing, which I know can come across and sound like disrespectful to victims and everything,
but I'm more so talking about the issue of gun control, mental health, mass shootings.
Like, yeah, I could get outraged again, but is it going to do anything?
I just don't know at this point.
I'm kind of like just numb to the entire thing.
Like, all right, am I going to go on the pod and talk about all the points that everyone
already fucking knows. I'm not saying anything that everyone else is not already knows already
and is pushing on their platforms. Do I post all the victims? Do I, like, I don't know what to do
anymore. Yeah. It's, that's the frustrating feeling, which I'm not saying from a selfish place. I'm
saying from the possible next victims it could happen to. Yeah. Like, I just don't know what,
what do we do? Yeah. And like you said, it's, you know, it's kind of like we're programmed. You know,
We hear about these tragic events and then we post, you know, we post, you know, prayers and condolences and prayer hands and broken hearts and emojis and, you know, we post, you know, the victims and the families and, you know, all of these things.
And it doesn't, but it's, there are families that are really grieving the loss of their loved ones.
There are victims.
There are babies that were taken away.
And I'm not sure if a post on social media.
I don't, you know, what is that?
What is that?
And I get it because I think so many people were genuinely affected by this.
And that's their way of grieving it, I suppose.
Even if they're not directly attached to it, you still like, we're human.
feelings and see children dying for no reason would make any sane person sick to their stomach.
So I get the social media thing.
I get people going on the news and arguing and debating.
I get people pointing blame and bringing up issues.
And I just at this point, I'm not quite sure.
I need someone smarter than me to tell me what the fuck we should do at this point.
I've went out and voted.
I've talked about the issue.
I've lobbied to get like, I've done everything that we go through this checklist every single
time a tragedy happens. I've done everything on the checklist from my my standpoint.
And I know so many other people have done 10 times more than I have, which I'm not saying
I've done a lot, but I just don't know what to do in these situations anymore. I look at the news,
I'm like, holy fuck, that sucks. Like, I just don't know how to.
It's, um, you know, we could run in the street and fucking protest guns. We've done it.
Yeah. It's, it's, and that's, we voted for the person that you told me I should.
vote for to stop it.
Yeah.
Nothing's changed.
Yeah.
It's, um, you know, again, we, we see these things happen and it kind of, it's kind of like
we go into this autopilot mode of prayers and condolences and, you know, post pictures and protest
and, you know, whatever.
And it's like how long, you know, my, my great-grandmother protested.
She marched.
You know what I'm saying?
My grandfather, my grandmother, they protested.
They marched, you know, like my mom protested.
my dad, you know, went to war.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, what is, when is change?
When do we expect to see immediate and effective change?
And how many more, you know, tragedies have to happen.
How many more kids have to be taken census, census like this?
It's just, you don't know.
And I don't, I don't have the answers.
I don't know.
You know, I know that we need to do something about mental health.
I do know that we need to do something about these gun laws.
But it's like who's going to do it?
Who's doing it?
And I think that's the helpless feeling that I think so many people have.
And that's why I totally understand going on social media and talking about it constantly
because it's really all you can fucking do.
It's a helpless.
No real change can be brought.
We've all said the right things.
We've all done the right things in steps to what's eventually going to bring change.
and nothing happens even when you do that.
So now what?
I guess I'm just not going to come on this platform
and do what every platform is going to do and should do
as far as debating what we should do,
what the real issue is, victims' families,
but I don't, I've done that before.
Every platform's done it.
Right, and there's no...
Let's attack the people that are making, politicizing the issue
and you're terrible and you want to protect your guns.
What about people's life?
Like, I've done it all.
Yeah.
That's why coming here is like, I don't know how to handle this.
This is at this point.
It's done and said all the right things.
Yeah, you become, you get a sense of, like, you feel like you're helpless.
Like, you don't, you know, I don't know what to do.
You know what I mean?
I don't know, you tell me to vote for this person and vote these people in and-
I'm voting locally.
I'm done.
Yeah, you tell me to do all these things and we do it and, you know, this happens.
You know, and it continues to happen.
Like I said, we're not even two full weeks from the tragedy in Buffalo.
You know what I mean?
And then this happens.
So it's like, you know, we have to do something.
And something needs to be done like today.
You know what I mean?
Like, we can't sit back and allow families and kids to go to school or go to work
and go grocery shopping and these things and not know if we're ever going to see them again.
if they're going to make it back home or just hope that nobody, you know, this doesn't happen again.
We can't just hope for these things.
I know people like to say you hope and you pray.
Sometimes hope and prayers are enough.
Yeah.
You need to do something.
Like we have control, we have power, the people, we need to do something.
You know, it's I don't even, I don't care about politics.
I don't care about the government and what they want to do.
And all of these men get in the room to decide what women can do with their bodies and then can't decide.
what to do with these weapons.
It just doesn't make any sense.
So, I, you know, again, I don't have the answers,
but I do know that the people of the country,
we need to do something and we need to do something today now.
We can't sit around and just hope that our loved ones go to school
or go grocery shopping and we'll make it back home.
Like, that's, you know, I don't, I'm done hoping and praying.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's, you know, we need to do something that's more effective
and something that we can see immediate change.
through. And I do feel for the families. I mean, I have nieces and nephews around that age of the other victims. And so I can only imagine getting news that, you know, one of my nieces and nephews didn't make it home from school because somebody ran in their school and shot it up. I can only imagine the type of monster that would turn me into. You know what I mean? And again, you know, the families, they have my, you know, my empathy.
my love because that's, you know, losing babies like that, man, that's, that's something that's,
we can't, we can't allow that to happen. We can't allow this to sit back and just put this in
the hands of politicians and, in the government and think that they're going to make the right
call. Like, we have to do something more immediate and something more effective on the ground
level in our communities. We have to do more protecting each other, more looking out for each other.
because this is clearly, you know, this is something that we don't have any help from the government.
We know that people are still divided on gun laws.
People are still divided on abortion rights and all of this shit.
And it's like, you know, you want to get in the room and try to make, you know, rules about what women can do with their own bodies
and what they want to do about a life that isn't here yet.
But lives that are here, we can't protect.
You know what I mean?
And so it's just, it's very weird.
It's, you know, people need to be more human and just, you know, more in tune and in touch
with each other.
Politics aside, you know, losing babies like this is something that cannot happen.
It cannot happen.
We cannot stand back and just watch this happen.
We cannot just move on in a couple of days and, you know, start talking about, you know, the next
album that's dropping or, you know, the next fucking, you know, whatever.
It's just like, bro, babies were just killed at school.
You know what I mean?
And as well as, you know, loving teachers and staff at the school that were killed,
trying to protect the babies and trying to protect these kids, man.
And it's, you know, sitting back just hoping that people in politics make the right decision.
That's not, that's not, I'm not comfortable.
I don't trust the government enough.
I don't trust the politicians enough to protect the people in the community
to protect the babies, the kids.
So, you know.
That's, I mean, it's the shitty part about the whole gun issue.
There's been no decision.
You're right.
Like, it's not even like, we're seeing with abortion,
the abortion laws how fucked up it is
because decisions are actually being made,
but it's being discussed and there's a way,
hopefully that awareness can swing a vote somehow
with state representatives.
Right.
The gun shit, there's never,
there's no decision.
It's the same shit.
Like, the fact that the laws on assault rifles
or AR-15s in particular
because that's the most used
in these mass shootings
doesn't have stricter laws
and I hear the points of
the right of like, all right,
gun control doesn't really control guns
you'll still be able to get a gun
even if we make it illegal.
Yeah, but it's a fucking start.
Yeah. It's a start.
Harsher penalties?
Listen, murder is illegal
but murder still happens, right?
If murder was legal, you know, much more murder
there would be.
Right.
So it's a fucking start at least to be like, all right, this particular weapon should be
completely banned.
Yeah, I agree.
And the fact that that, we can't even say a decision needs to be made.
Like, nothing's been made.
Nothing.
Just a bunch of fucking talking.
And it's just interesting how, you know, the government can track who is stealing, you
know, money through PPP loans.
They can, they can track Young Thug and Gunner and the whole YSL and their activities over the
last 10 years and know exactly what they were doing and all of these things, but you can't track
and keep up with these terrorists that are living in our country, because that's what they are.
These terrorists that are living in our country, these mental health issues that these kids
obviously have, or these adults obviously have, but still can get access to these weapons.
Like, you can't control that.
You can send all of this money to protect Ukraine.
I think it was $40 or $50 billion they sent for security, for Ukraine, but you can't protect
kids in elementary school right here in America.
I just don't, you know, you just got to sit back and, you know, like I said, I'm not the
smartest guy.
I'm not, you know, I'm not a politician.
You know, I'm a human and I just, I go off of, you know, what's right.
And, you know, protecting the babies is something that's always a top priority.
And when we start getting to a point where we feel like the baby.
aren't protected, something that's completely gone wrong.
And, you know, the powers that be or whatever, politics, you know, whatever with that shit,
we have to do something immediately.
You know, we have, this cannot ever, ever happen again.
We cannot lose kids like this.
We cannot lose babies like this.
We cannot send kids off to school and they not knowing if their school is going to be the school today that this happens at.
You know, this is just not, what are we doing to these, these children?
You know what I mean?
What their emotions, the trauma, the, you know, moving forward.
Like, you know, kids don't want to go to school now and can you blame them?
No.
You know what's going on?
They're hearing about it.
They're seeing families upset, crying, you know, they're seeing faces of kids on social media
that were killed at their school.
You can't ask a kid to want to get up and go to school after seeing and hearing about
this.
So we have to do something.
And again, I don't have the answers, but we need to do something because this, we have reached a completely new level of things going completely wrong and something being completely fucked up with this country.
And we have to fix it. We have to. There's nothing else to. There's no meetings that need to be had, no town halls, none of that shit. There needs to be laws put into action immediately. There needs to be automatic weapons banned immediately.
there needs to be more money spent on securing the American people, the children, the babies,
get more money for mental health because a lot of people need it.
A lot of people are out here walking around really, really sick mentally.
So we need to address the issues in America, the issues in our backyard before we start addressing
issues around the world in other countries because there's a war going on right here in our country.
and it seems like no help is coming and nobody really cares.
You know what I mean?
Like you start feeling like does anybody even care about this?
Like we reported the news shows up, the cameras, you know, social media posts and all
of these things happen for a couple of days.
And then it's okay.
What's the next topic?
You know what I mean?
And that's we can't continue to live like that.
We cannot continue to live like that.
There's something completely wrong with that as human.
So again, I'll say what I can say and what I can do as always.
you know, love and light to the family, love and light to the victims.
You know, God bless those babies.
God bless the adults that try to protect those babies.
And, you know, God bless the families that have to move on and with this tragedy forever,
knowing that they sent their kids off to school and they never made it back home.
Again, we're saying the same shit that everyone is saying.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's getting exhausted.
Like, yeah, of course it's a mental health.
problem but what's the easier fix fixing mental health or fixing the access a mentally sick person
has to a murder machine like what what's the quicker fix here right so yeah yeah man i can we can
all agree that it has definitely mental health related but what would be easier to fix and quicker
to fix mental health or the access we have to things that murder people when you're
we're mentally sick.
Yeah, I'm with you, man.
I'm with you.
But we're here to do a job
and we're here to kind of bring some
some type of relief and, you know,
entertainment to our platform
and to our people that follow us.
And I mean, if we can't do it,
Randy sure can.
I didn't hear this.
I told me about this.
I was already sad.
You're making me sadder.
Wait, this makes you sadder?
Yes.
This didn't uplift you?
Come on, you wasn't at the crib waiting for Brandy to hop on the first class beat.
Can't say I was.
She just reintroduced herself to you.
Okay.
You forgot.
No, I didn't forget.
You forgot Cinderella?
I listened to Angel, every day.
Oh, to the.
He wasn't up in your room waiting for this?
Edna wasn't even born.
When what?
I saw Moisha.
Yeah, you saw a re-to-a-old.
runs. You didn't see it when it.
It don't count.
No.
And Damaris didn't even get, she didn't even get that bar.
That went over both there.
Which one?
My up in the room reference.
Only you called it.
You don't know that wrecked either, Damask?
Man, why are you listening to Rory?
You know I want to be down.
I was just about to say she just wants to be down.
You just want to be down?
You got your brandy braids in too.
I ain't gonna lie to see you.
You know we was going to pay homage to the queen brandy today.
You knew that.
You knew that was coming.
You knew that was coming.
Brandy up.
We love you.
But don't do this.
We have to be, because I see everyone on Twitter praising this, like, this is the illish shit.
No, Brandy, I love you.
One of my favorite singers ever.
I love Brandy.
I had a crush on Brandy growing up.
Possibly one of the greatest vocalists ever.
Easily.
We know what time it is with Brandy.
She should have sang.
She should have wrote, because this can be an R&B beat.
Yeah.
It's a sample from my own B song.
She should have sang on that.
Brandy, don't sit down and write raps about Jack Carlo.
But she's a jack of all trades.
Yeah, no, we don't do that, Brandy.
Brandy, we love you.
Rapper, singer, singer, rapper.
As voices of the culture, it is our duty to let you know when you have gone wrong.
And this is wrong.
This is something that you should not have given us.
We didn't need this.
We didn't ask for this.
Neither did Jack.
Jack did it very clear.
He has no idea who you are.
Yeah, and it's okay.
We're just fucked up, but he's young.
He's young.
He's okay.
Man, don't blame that I am being young.
Don't blame that I being young.
He knew who Brandy was.
He just didn't know Brandy and Ray J.
Brother.
Ray J's sister.
And you know what she said when he heard that, right?
What did he say?
What did she say?
What did she say?
That boy's mine.
It's been four weeks.
I'm so ready for him to go.
It's been four weeks.
I'm just letting y'all know I've had it up to here with him.
That might have been the last thing.
I know we joke about this a lot.
It's right here.
No, it's right here.
I'm letting you know.
So yeah, Brandy, you know, the crew came in and he said,
oh, yeah, I didn't hear Brandy with the bars.
And I'm like, what bars?
And I didn't know that this Jack thing was still a thing.
I didn't know that they were still going.
She definitely gave us the Nicki moment for Lifeflow.
Did she?
I don't even want to...
I don't know.
Hey, yo.
I hope this is not the second coming.
I hope this is not the second coming.
Like, I hope this is where Brandy's taking us with her career.
And you know I know I know she writes.
But I know she definitely had help with this.
Because I could just hear it.
You know what so...
I could just...
No, you know what?
I think she didn't have help.
I think she actually wrote this herself.
She had help.
This is a free stop.
She had help.
No, this is not a, no, this is not off the dome.
She had help.
You know, she was in the studio.
Off the nagon?
It's always somebody in the studio that raps a little bit.
And, you know, they walk up to Brandy's ear and they got six four.
They just start spitting.
And Brandy looking at him with the face like, yeah, I'm going to throw that.
I know how this.
You're not.
What I think happened was they were working on actual real brandy music that I'm sure is fantastic.
There's no way they stopped.
And then she's joking.
probably did that Jack of all trade scheme.
I can believe that.
And then four or five people that shouldn't have been in the studio to begin with
and probably give Brandy terrible advice.
Like, yo, come on, let's write this.
You got to lay it down.
Yeah, Brandy, this is bad.
This is not a good look for Brandy.
And again, we love you, Brandy.
We love you.
We adore you.
But we didn't need this.
We didn't need you to go at Jack like this.
You know, this just wasn't it.
Like, I'd rather get a new Brandy record.
Yeah.
And then, you know, if you want to drop a line,
Jack and a new Brandy record, have fun.
I don't know.
But when you dedicate a whole rap to Jack Harlow and going at Jack,
I wouldn't have mind like the Mariah, why are you obsessed with you?
It's jokes, but it's like, come on, man, we didn't, you know.
And I don't think she's taking it very seriously either.
No, no, no, we're not taking it seriously.
We love Brandy, but this is something that we want to forget.
We will never press play on again.
Yeah.
God, I hope this isn't the official remix.
No, this is not the official.
I can guarantee you this is not the official first-class remix.
But either way, you know, we love Brandy
And shout out to Jack
I mean, he got one of the most iconic
voices in R&B
or in music period
to not use the voice into rap
So that's a win for Jack
If you ask me
And a loss for us
I mean
No, for the culture
For the culture
It's a loss for the culture
It's tired of you, Maul
The culture is tired of you blaming everything on it
Attributing everything on it
Every other word is it's for the culture
It's for the culture
The culture didn't ask for this shit
Oh, they probably did
The culture is liking it right now.
We're the haters.
We're the haters.
They're going to kill us.
Everyone loves this.
I just couldn't even get through half of it.
I don't love this.
And the culture always seems to feel like, you know, we don't.
Can't wait for that Rory Mall bar?
No, they owe it.
You know, the coaches that we're politically correct.
Oh, Brady, disses y'all?
Brandy, please.
What am I?
When I'm on this one?
Brandy, please don't diss us.
We know you're not watching.
Please.
I know you're not watching.
You're not listening.
But if this happens to reach you,
may it reach you with love and respect,
because that's all we have for you.
Our Raycon, I'm going to get snatched.
Never, ever.
Oh, and we love, we love Ray J.
We support.
I still want a scootie bike.
Have you had a scooty bike?
I've ridden on one before, but I still want a scooty bike.
I do.
I want a scooty bike.
So, yo, love, love to the Norwood family.
If you have to listen to this,
listen in your RayJ headphones.
Yeah, Raycon.
Listen to your Raycones.
If you're going to listen to this.
Three different sound programs.
It did it sound much better.
I don't know how good it's going to, did it?
Yes.
Okay.
Because this feels like it was leaked.
This sounds like it was recorded on an iPhone.
Did you about to say leaked?
Yes, this sounds leaked.
Nobody leaked.
This was, this was uploaded by Brandy herself.
Okay, but you've heard a brandy album, of course.
Absolutely, yes.
The audio and mix is crisp.
Oh, one of the best.
This sounds like she literally recorded it on a voice note.
In a closet?
Blank it over her head.
Mm.
Mm.
Ooh.
popping shit for those out of pocket is my next IG caption.
Of course it is.
Was Jack out of pocket?
No.
Why is their pockets?
This is the whole thing.
Jack, it's okay if he didn't know that Brandy and Ray J. were siblings.
If he doesn't know who Brandy is, that's an issue with me.
But if he doesn't know their family tree.
Yeah, like he didn't, that's, you know, that's, that's, it's okay.
She's not Brandy, Jay.
Yeah, and it's like they've, they've gone such separate ways as adults.
Like they don't.
You know, when they were younger, they did a lot of their music videos together.
they did TV shows together
you know it was kind of like okay we knew
but Jack is what 24
something like that
I don't blame her for not knowing that
Ray J and Brandy are siblings
but again this was something that
I don't think we needed
I think the culture is going to completely
forget about this one
but I would love to hear
you think so be in news cycles
very much
this is this is out of here
this is going to come and go
but I would love to hear new music from Brandy
I would love to hear a new project from her
because, I mean, that's Brandy.
The last project she gave us was dope, so.
Does Jack reply?
No.
Jack doesn't remember.
God, I hope he does.
I think that Jack does the Jack thing and sends Brandy a bouquet of flowers and apologize.
It's like, I'm sorry to know.
Sorry to siblings.
Does he have to apologize for that?
No, but it's just kind of like, I mean, formally.
Brandy came at me.
She, you know, wrote a disc track towards me.
It's like, you got to just take that on the chin if you, Jack, and just, you know.
Now, you got to respectfully reply with bars.
Do the manly thing and send her.
Give her her her flowers.
They got the instrumental on YouTube.
Jack could reply.
I don't want to...
See, that's the...
Because then we're going to get it to the start.
Taking classics and just destroying them.
Like, we don't want that.
We want...
Wait, wait.
Are you talking hip-hop right now?
Yes.
Taking classics and destroying it?
Yes, today.
Huh.
Weird.
Not much has changed.
Everything that comes out of Atlantic?
Absolutely.
Damn.
So let's just...
I don't say anything.
I'm joking, but I'm not.
Exactly.
I love it.
Never getting that card interview.
What?
Mike Karen would never.
Oh, man.
Kaiser what?
Shout out to Kaiz.
Shout out to Kaiser, man.
I want to congratulate you guys and our staff.
On what?
It has officially been one year.
Has it?
No, Rory.
Was it the podcast or the sketch?
Well, that started the podcast, correct?
Oh, fire?
When we got fired?
No, y'all got fired a little while ago.
No, I'm saying the sketch.
Yes.
This has been a year to the day?
We put it out a year today.
Yes, a year tomorrow.
Oh, we got to call Rich.
Let's call Rich Climbing.
Yeah.
Let's see if we get Katie on the phone, maybe.
I'm with that.
And thank them for what was a pivotal moment in our lives.
Now, remind me, because I try to block out a lot of that time in my life.
Of course.
Remind me of the timeline.
Yeah, I went to therapy and everything.
I'm fine now.
Okay, sure.
What?
I'm great.
We did the sketch.
we did the response video sketched
well let the internet tell it
I didn't get fired you did
I quit
but uh
I don't know the official day of that
but if this is the official day
that you posted the video
that was around April
that was around April
yeah almost almost a month after right
yes and then we did
response video then sketch or sketch
response video then sketch
I don't remember man
Yeah.
It was all a blur, Rory.
It was.
Things moved so quickly.
Shout out to the other rich that let us use his apartment.
Yeah.
Shout out to that rich.
That was fun.
That was a fun day.
It was very fun.
It was interesting to see because Rich Climmon had no idea what the fuck was going on and who we were, what we were doing.
But he did a great fucking job.
I was a little nervous when we were talking with Katie and he was like, we should have Rich play that part.
And of course, he's Rich Climmy.
He's a fucking legend in this business.
Doesn't mean he knows that to act.
Right.
So I was like, are you sure?
Like, I don't know Rich like that.
He's like, no, I promise he can do that type of shit.
And I'm like, okay.
Yeah.
And he fucking destroyed it.
Did a great job, man.
Rich smoked that role.
I was so happy.
I felt shitty for even doubting.
Yeah.
Like, I was like, maybe we should get like a professional actor.
No, no, let's go get rich.
Rich was perfect.
His personality, his, his timing.
Like, he just got it.
Yeah.
I was sitting down talking with him for like an hour.
He just understood what we were doing.
And even after we recorded, he still was like, I don't know.
Just let me know when you guys are putting it out.
And then once it went out, I think he was at a game that night.
And he texted and was like, hey, we needed to get on the call tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah.
I was in fucking DR.
It was like, I've had people hit me up that haven't talked to me in 10 years about this shit.
Like, I didn't know what I was doing.
It's like, yeah.
It's a thing.
Yeah, it's a thing.
So shout out to Rich Climmer.
Shout out to 35 Ventures.
Shout out to Katie.
Shout out to Eddie.
Shout out to Eddie for sure.
Yeah, man.
And that was a cool time.
We had a cool day of shooting that content for the people.
I thought it came out better than we expected.
And that was fun because we didn't write none of that.
That was kind of like just.
Yeah, we had a bit of a freestyle.
We had like a skeleton outline of what the fuck we wanted to do.
Yeah, we knew what we wanted it to look and feel like.
But we didn't know.
We didn't have any lines.
It was kind of like, let's just let the camera run and, you know, we'll figure it out.
So that was a lot of fun.
We got to get back to that, too.
It was fucking hilarious.
Yeah, we got to do that.
It was very funny.
I mean, and I think that's just a lesson in the internet.
Because you can't beat the internet.
Right.
And even with the response video and all that shit,
no matter what, when shit gets messy between you and people close to you,
and you bring it to the internet, there's going to be no sympathy.
It's going to be jokes.
They're going to shit on you.
We all know that we're well-versed the internet.
The only way is to lean into everything.
You've got to lean into the joke.
You can't beat the internet.
Can't get on there and be like, I'm not an employee.
Like, yo, I'm rich.
Fuck you.
Like, yo, look what I'm doing.
Like, you're just going to look more like a clown.
The only way to beat the internet is to agree with them and make fun of yourself.
Yeah, you can't take.
And I think that was the beauty and the whole thing is that we never took ourselves too seriously.
We laugh at ourselves.
You know, we joke at ourselves.
We know when we say some crazy shit.
We know when we are wrong.
But we just wanted to have fun.
We wanted to, you know, to kind of take the real life, the real moment of what was going on and kind of just make it entertaining.
And but at the same time, let people know that, you know, we were moving forward.
Yeah.
All of that shit is in the past.
We're not thinking about that.
You know, and in life, it happens.
You get fired or you quit and you have to figure out your next move.
So I think we did a good job of capturing that for our audience and our platform of, you know,
They understood what happened.
They all kind of had the information.
And then everybody was wondering, okay, what are they going to do now?
And it's kind of like, we don't even know.
But they said their side over there.
We said ours, you're never going to really convince anyone that doesn't really know what's going on.
So I'm not going to try to sit here and convince you my side was the truth.
So I'm just going to make some fucking jokes and move on my life.
Yeah, the days of trying to convince people of what happened, what didn't happen and what's the truth.
Yeah.
Debate away.
Have fun.
Yeah.
I laugh at the Reddit pages too.
Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I'm not even, you know,
know, just mentally, I'm not even in that, in that zone anymore.
But we had a lot of fun doing that.
We had a lot of fun.
And we will get back to that too as well.
Yeah, much kind of what Patreon is really developing into is more so that stuff.
And obviously, I hate saying we have stuff cooking behind the scenes.
But we do.
That's why a lot of sketch stuff has been on hold because there is a bigger plan for it.
Absolutely.
So how are you guys feeling about the podcast?
Like how do you feel about your growth?
How do you feel about you guys' chemistry?
You went to talking to two other people, three, four other people, honestly, as many people were in that room to, you know, really just listening to me chat and Ed and chirme chipping in every once in a while.
I got to be the bird.
You're a chirper.
You're a chipper.
You're the peanut.
I never knew what the peanut gallery was and then I met you.
I was like, that's what they were talking about.
You're the cash.
What does that mean?
But we love, we love cash.
I love cash.
What is the peanut?
Does I have some racist undertone that I don't know about?
I feel like peanut gallery has to come from something.
Everything has racist undertones.
Let's just put that out there.
Everything that we were taught.
Like something happened on a plantation with peanut.
I just feel like it.
I feel like we're saying the wrong thing.
When we joke about Edding being Mexican and he's Nicaraguan, he knows we love him.
But some people might feel like, oh, we're being racist.
No, we love all about Spanish people.
We love all about Latin people.
We love our community.
Has anyone ever really broken down like the absurdity of the term Indian giver?
Again, racist.
One, they're not Indians and they say,
hey, we're not Indians and we still called them Indians.
Right.
Now, you're Indians.
They didn't give us shit.
We took it.
We took it.
And now the term of Indian giver is when you give someone something and take it back.
No, no.
They didn't give it to us.
They didn't give it to us.
We took it.
And again, we were young with kids when we taught these things.
We don't know.
We just run with shit and say shit.
But to answer my question, how has the dining?
change. How was it transitioning to?
The transition for me has been, it's been great.
Like, you know, Rory and myself, we kind of just sat down and, you know, he kind of told me he had
an idea of people he wanted to bring and plug right in, people that he worked with before,
with Paloosa and things like that. And, you know, that's what a partnership is.
I trusted that on the business side, I told him that, you know, I had a lot of relationships
that I thought that, you know, people started to reach out.
They wanted to work with Rory and myself.
And he trusted me with that.
Like, yeah, set up the meeting.
Let's do it.
Let's get on the call.
So it's been, for me, it's been great to see it grow, to see it turn into what it's
turned into.
It's been great working with the people that work with us.
I think it's a, from my standpoint, my point of view, I think it's a great work environment.
I think everyone here feels like they matter.
They have a role here.
They're important to Rory and myself.
And it's just been fun, man.
I'm having more fun than I honestly expecting myself to have.
Like honestly, like it's not even, it's work, but it's not a, it's not a strenuous thing.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just more so like an anxious thing because I'm anxious to see what we come up with,
ideas we come up with, and then we actually, you know, do it and shoot it.
I'm just anxious to see it all come together and then to give it to the people and see
how they react.
And even if they hate it.
Like, to me, it's all about bringing an idea together, working with cool people,
working with people that love what their dude that's passionate about what
they do and feeling like they matter and that their role is important here. Nobody, you know,
nobody works from me. Like, we all work together. Like, I don't have that attitude. I don't have
that ego. Like, I'm not that important. You know what I mean? Like, I just love the fact that we have
people around us that love what they do, that are excited, that are passionate, that, you know,
still, you know, get this energy of like, damn, what are we going to do? What's next? Can't wait
to go on the road. Can't wait to see the people that listen to us, that watch us.
And then even trying new things.
Like, you know, Edin now has a camera that he brought and he's like,
I just want to take pictures of y'all.
I just want to just run around with camera.
To me, that's dope.
Like, okay, yeah, do that shit.
Why not?
It's just fun to do shit and just try shit, man, and just, you know, see what happens.
Like, I love that.
So for me, this experience has been amazing.
It's been more than I actually thought it would be.
It's been more fun.
It's been a pleasure working with everybody.
So I'm excited to see what the next year brings.
It was a really good speech.
It was.
I don't know how to follow that.
I'm going to redirect with you, actually,
because I think you'd probably agree with everything Maw said, right?
Yeah, I mean, the bigger point that I really agree with
of the transition, what I've liked so much this year,
is the everyone's on the same page of less pressure
in delivering the same exact thing that we've done before.
Yeah.
Like I like that everyone is cool and not laid back in a working sense, but laid back in, let's just try shit.
Yeah.
And a year is a long time, but it's also not a long time at all.
And that year flew by.
So I like that we're still in a place of what is this exactly?
And I'm totally okay with that.
And I know that would terrify so many people.
And I love that our team is on the same page with being comfortable not knowing exactly what this is or what it's going to develop into yet.
Like still even getting the rhythm of what this show will become.
I love that a year in that no one's like, yeah, what the fuck?
Like we need, what is this?
It needs to be this exact thing.
And we need to deliver this twice a week.
Like, no, I like that we don't know yet.
I love it.
I just love the, it's, you know, and to our listeners, I'm pretty sure some of them work in a lot of spaces where they love their staff and they love their coworkers and things like that.
But this has been fun for me, man.
Like, I just love it.
Like, coming in and I'm like, I can't believe they gave us all of this responsibility, like, this crew.
Yeah, right?
This is fucking insane.
Like, if they only were able to come here and see what the fuck we do and how we speak to each other daily.
Like, DeMaris talks to me, like, I'm just a random guy off the street.
I know.
But I love it.
Talk to me like that.
Absolutely.
Well, I mean, I will say, and I was thinking this last night I was going to come on the pod and say it, not even realizing it was a year since the,
since the first sketch.
Not even,
you could say whatever numbers wise.
Shout out to Demaris, Ed and Julian and Pige.
I think we have by far the best social media
of any podcast.
Easily.
I don't even think it's close.
Easily.
And not that we're competing.
Again, the one thing I do love is the fact that we stay in no
fucking competition.
I'm not talking numbers.
I'm just saying the actual type of content that we could.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
By far the best brand social media.
in the podcast space period.
Absolutely.
I agree with that 1,000%.
I want to say thank you to you guys for that, though,
because so when I'm going home
and I'm thinking of things to put on in social media,
the same with Julian and Pige.
We know that you're okay with us making fun of you.
Yeah, of course.
And that gives us so much freedom as creators
to just be like, fuck it, we're going to do this.
And the boys will wake up in the market.
Because you guys know I don't run anything past you.
Yeah.
I know.
And I'm glad you said that on camera, on air.
We don't, we don't know.
I just know that y'all are really good
in making fun of us.
Exactly.
And y'all know that Rory and myself,
don't give a fuck.
Like, except for that one picture.
Y'all was going to say last week
was the first time that we ever got to know.
You know, I'm going to turn that into an NFT and sell it.
Well, whatever you turn it into,
don't put my face on that body, please.
But even that, I was like,
I love y'all.
Y'all get the jokes, but nah, y'all not going to have me
and Roe's looking like that.
Yeah, no, that was a little.
But see, the thing that I love is,
y'all knew to send that to the chat first.
That was the only one.
They may not do it.
This one they might be like, nah.
So that was-
Post that one on Patreon.
All right.
Just post it on Patreon.
It goes on Patreon.
It's going everywhere.
But it's just like, you know, it was just like,
this is nasty.
I didn't care.
If Ma said, no, I was like,
if Maher said okay, then we'll do it.
Because you know what it is.
You just, it's, again, we, you know,
we hear the jokes.
We hear what people say.
People think I'm gay.
Whatever.
Like, so.
Me too, Ma.
You too, right?
So we can.
can play into that. We can have fun with it.
You think I'm gay so far. It's nothing wrong with being gay. I'm not gay. But it's
okay. But it's just like, all right, man, we can't give them so much fuel to just like run with this
narrative, though. Like, we're just going to keep feeding the narrative that we may be or I may be.
Like, no. Well, I'm the only straight person on this podcast, so it would only affect me.
According to social media, yes, you're the only straight person on the show. But yeah,
man, it's been great, man. This year has been a lot of fun, a lot of learning. I cannot begin
to tell y'all where I was April.
of last year mentally and emotionally.
Like, I was in a very, very weird, you know,
just a lot of the thoughts that I had.
To this day, I think back and I'm like,
I can't even believe some of those thoughts into my head.
Like, because I'm not that type of person, you know what I mean?
Or am I?
You know, so it's just like, deep.
You know, it's just like, damn, man, like,
it was just so many emotions and thoughts and, you know,
just like, it's just, I would encourage people to, you know,
if you're ever going through something in life,
where you're not sure and you're not sure what's next,
and you don't know how to pivot and you know, you're not,
you just don't have any answers on what's next.
I would encourage everybody to just, you know, relax
and just think about times where you went in situations before
that you didn't know how you were going to come out of that.
And then look where you are today.
And I think that's what really kept me focused
and really gave me the, you know, the motivation to say,
yo, now we're going to be a right.
You know, we're going to pivot out of this.
We don't have a lot of fun.
We're going to surround ourselves with positive.
people with people that are like-minded on the same page.
No egos.
I think that's very important when you're working with people to make sure you surround
yourself with people that just don't have, you know, we all have an ego.
But, you know, you got to know when and where to use that ego, how to relinquish some
control sometimes, how to like sit back and just allow people to express themselves.
Even if it means talking to you like, you know, you're not quote-unquote their boss.
I don't feel like any of y'all work for me.
I know that Rory and myself, you know, we sign the checks.
We cut the checks.
But, you know, I just love the fact that I'm able to work with people and provide people with some type of financial help in their lives.
Because I'm essentially, I love what y'all do.
You know what I mean, I love your personality.
I love your energy.
I love, you know, your demeanor.
I love the way y'all think.
So it's been fun, man.
This year has been a lot of growing, a lot of.
a lot of building, a lot of laughing, a lot of anxiety, a lot of, you know, a whole bunch of
shit.
But the one thing that I do love about it is that it's been a pleasure.
This last year for me has been a pleasure as far as working.
This was definitely the most fun I've had as an adult in my work life ever this last year,
for sure.
And that's a good, I learned so much about perspective this last year.
because I absolutely hated how that whole shit went down.
I did take it personally.
I was very much upset.
I was very much emotional.
I was also upset of something that I helped build breaking up.
But once I had different perspective on it
and realized I could be very upset and very emotional
and still feel away about that entire thing
and take it fucking personal.
And also have the perspective of, oh, great, here's a new opportunity.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
It's okay that that chapter ended, even if it ended in a really shitty way,
because, of course, we always want things to end well and move on.
And it makes moving on easier.
Right.
But that's not life.
Life sometimes is shitty.
So, and I always thought, oh, all right, for me to, like, really move on from the shit,
I have to get over it and then move on the next thing.
Nah, I figured out you could still be pissed off.
Yeah.
And then be happy that you're in a new space to,
try different things and build something new.
Mm-hmm.
So that perspective shit really hit career-wise.
I was like, okay, I'm fucking furious, but I'm kind of happy.
But I'm kind of happy.
It's a weird.
It was like I said, the last year has been, it's the whole mix of emotions.
But it's been the one consistent thing is it's been a pleasure though.
Yeah.
It's been a pleasure just building and working with a bunch of people that I respect, that I,
I think are super talented beyond this.
I think that everybody here is going to do some major, major things in their lives away from this.
You know what I mean?
I just feel that.
And I want that for the people around us.
I want everybody to just, you know, do major things and achieve all of their goals.
Outgrow us.
Outgrow us.
You know, outgrow us.
Have fun.
I'm already waiting for the time.
Damaris isn't going to be here for ever.
Listen, man.
Don't say that.
That's not true.
No, you're going to outgrow us in a good way.
Like, yeah, absolutely.
It'll be time to move on eventually and that's okay.
Yeah.
I plan on growing with you.
You guys have so many other things that are going on in your career and that are upcoming.
So I plan on growing with you.
Oh, for sure.
And getting my piece of all of your ventures.
For sure.
But at some point, yes, do that soak up as much game, money opportunity as possible while doing it.
But at some point, you have to know when it's.
time to branch off and do just for yourself.
Like, yes, it's amazing how much you help us grow this and you are very much a huge part
of it and it is part yours.
But at some point, you do need to break off and do for self.
Yeah.
So outgrowing isn't a bad thing.
It's not belittling the thing.
No, just outgrowing.
It's time for me to do something over here.
Yeah, as long as this always respect and love there, you know what I mean?
Like, I think that once you have that, you know, it's limitless opportunities.
And again, like, I just can't wait to see everyone grow in their respective craft and their, you know, their skills and just going to do some major, major shit, man.
It's going to suck to have to replace.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, but again, you know, I think people know what to expect when they see Rory and all.
They know that it's a certain level of respect and love that has to be there at all times.
But that's probably the best advice I would, because, you know,
people constantly hit you in the DMs,
you know, what's advice for starting a podcast
and all that?
As far,
and people that know what you're trying to do.
Pige is an amazing graphic designer, right?
Peach himself would not say he's the greatest graphic designer ever.
And I see even people with a lot of funds
that start podcasts try to go after like these agencies
and these creative departments
that have the best Photoshop people ever.
And it's like, all right, that's cool.
but if they don't understand
what your audience wants
and how it can be effective
on socials or anywhere else.
It doesn't matter
if you can make the greatest Photoshop shit on Earth.
You have to understand
the audience and the show.
Make it connect.
And Pige, like,
that's always, anytime someone,
I refer someone to Pige or anything,
my first thing is like,
yo, he gets it.
Like, that's his biggest asset.
It's not Photoshop.
It's that he understands
what he's making
and how it will be effective
to the audience.
That is what you need to hire.
You don't need to hire when we brought Demaris on.
I'd never thought, like, in the early roles,
Demeris is going to be the best emailer ever.
Like, oh, I know Demeris will schedule this better than anyway.
No, I knew that Demeris understood our show,
understood me, understood the audience that we have, understood,
she's also the demographic of just the age and the people we're trying to reach.
That was way more important to me than how good she could manage a schedule.
Like, that's how you need to hire.
It's not always just skill-based.
Yeah.
Even with Edin, when Edin, because Eddn, he recorded our response video at our WTF Studio.
He did?
I did not know that.
Yeah.
At all.
Wow, Eddn.
We stole him from there because we just were having bad luck with other engineers.
And Edon just got it.
Like, I never had to think.
about shit when Edin was around.
With other engineers, it was like,
it was an automatic, like, comfortable feeling
that we got with Edin where it was like,
all right, here's a kid who's, you know, he's passionate,
he's available, he's ready, even if he didn't know how to do something.
You know, Ed didn't listen to some of the beginning audio.
He was still trying to figure out how we should sound
and how our voices would sound and, you know, mixing it and, you know, things like that.
And, you know, but even that, to worry myself was dope.
Like, just figuring that.
out. Like, you know, we read the comments
earlier, the audio's terrible. You know, people
they ain't shit in all. Terrible audio.
We're like, fam, relax.
We just, we figuring this out. We're pulling in
pieces. We pulling in people. We figuring
out. But I just love the fact that Edding was always
available. He was always ready. And Edding, his
personality was always
you know, whatever you guys
need me to do. I'll do it.
You know what I mean? And people like that
are priceless. From the moment I move down.
A guy that just has a, he's a good
person. I loved Edom.
The moment I met him from a, he's all right.
No, but seriously, from the moment I moved back to New York City.
Because when you guys first started, I was still working remotely.
And when I came in and I started being in studio and seeing him and getting to know him, he was just so sweet.
He had the greatest energy.
He offered me some of his pop eyes.
And that's the way to a woman's heart.
So even when, you know, he came with WTF when we were using their studios.
But even when we were, you know, looking to hire on our own.
and we were holding interviews for engineers,
I just always kept going back to like, yeah, he's cool,
but like I would prefer Eddn.
I think what Eddn is we didn't know about his scheduling.
Yeah, I think that was literally just it.
We thought he was so much busier than he is.
He's cat.
You know what I should do.
You think he's going to have time for that?
You think he's going to be doing.
Oh, trust me, I have enough time for you guys right now.
You have no idea.
Oh, so I heard.
Oh, yeah.
I got a call yesterday.
Yeah.
I said, oh, great.
Yeah.
What happened?
Wait.
I have enough time.
Did something happen?
No.
Nothing happened.
Nothing bad.
Okay.
Something happened.
Okay.
Something definitely happened.
Yeah.
Okay.
As long as you're okay.
I'm good.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
As long as you're all right.
I have enough time.
All right.
Cool.
More than enough time.
Listen, man, that's, that's, that's, I listen.
I love any.
Yeah.
In Mexico.
All right.
Cool.
So, it was a reflecting moment.
It was a reflecting moment.
So I want to move forward.
I'm glad that you guys were able to reflect on the past.
And we do appreciate for the little flowers you've thrown.
us. But I kind of want to make this episode, not a warning and not a masterclass, because
that's kind of corny. But I do want to get you guys perspectives on things as far as your career
is moving forward and how your fans who want to be in similar avenues can use some of you
guys' lessons and capitalize off of it. On how to grow their own platforms? How to grow their
own platforms and how to be comfortable how to be comfortable in growing their own platforms because
you guys aren't really social media people. And you have thousands and thousands and thousands
of followers in your life. You have privacy, but there are some things that aren't private
and there are some things that come out. So I wanted to ask you guys a little bit about that.
And how has that been now that your vets in the game? How do you balance? Don't call me a vet in the game.
that's in the game.
How do you balance both your privacy
and being vulnerable enough
with your audience that they feel connected to you?
For me,
because I'm in every sense of the word,
such a private person.
I think it's something about,
it's a balance between being yourself,
being who you are,
and understanding and respecting other people
and who they are.
I had, I struggled with that at first, like a lot of the things I used to say on, you know, on air was like very my point of view and that's it.
Fuck every other, every other point of view.
But when you're being your true self, that's enough.
You know what I mean?
It's kind of like, yo, this is who I am.
I'm never intended to disrespect anybody.
And I think once people understand that, they take a liking to you.
Like, okay, that's his point of view.
That's fine.
he's not being, you know, he's not trying to disrespect anybody else, anyone else's point of view.
And being consistent.
I think that's one of the key things, too.
When you're building a platform and, you know, you're trying to get people to buy into who you are your personality.
When you're consistent, you know, even if you say, like, I love Charles Barkley, one of my favorite TV personalities, love inside NBA.
Charles Barkley can be wrong, right?
But he's going to consistently be wrong.
Yeah.
And he doesn't give a shit.
And I love that about Charles.
It's like he's wrong.
They tell him all every time.
And I was going to do some real corny last week and tweet inside the NBA.
You got an ad inside the NBA.
I swear to God, because you know what?
I remember that Charles Barkley said something.
Did you Google their ad name?
No, you know, I watched the show what I'm watching the game.
So I already knew with the ad.
But I was like, no.
I want to save it for when and if I actually sit down and talk to Charles.
But he said maybe two years ago, I think, maybe two years ago,
he said that James Hardin was a better offensive player than Michael Jordan.
Okay.
And when he said that for people that don't know the history of Michael Jordan, Charles,
They were really great friends at one point.
And then their friendship fell apart because Charles said some things on air about Michael Jordan as a GM, as a CEO.
You know what I mean?
Like he doesn't make some of the best decisions.
Mother fucking record label and staff.
Yeah.
So, you know, Jordan kind of like, you know, stop talking to Charles behind that.
He felt like you're my boy.
You're my guy.
You ain't supposed to say that about me.
But Charles thing is I'm going to always be honest on my platform and be real.
You got to respect that.
But I could understand why Mike stop fucking with Charles, man.
You can't ever in your life say some shit like James Hardin is a better offensive player
to Michael Jordan.
You can't.
That's just blast.
for me, bro. You can't, you can't blaspheme. You can't do that.
You can, though. That's crazy. Skip made a career out of it.
Like, true. But the thing I love about Charles is he's himself. He believed that. He felt that in that
moment. He said it. I know now he's probably like, what the fuck was I thinking? But, you know,
he's very consistent. He's not trying to be nobody else. He's not trying to be, you know,
anything outside of who Charles Barkley is. And I think that that's why that show is so great because
you have guys up there that are their true selves.
And I think that in podcasting, it's the same.
People want to hear what real people are thinking, what they feel in, you know, their
opinions, their thoughts, their point of view, their perspectives.
And I think in podcasting, that's what you have to do.
You have to be your true self.
Be consistent.
You know, days you don't feel like fucking recording, you know, you don't feel like talking about
shit, you know, is be consistent.
People have to know that you'll be there.
They have to be able to rely on you.
people commute to work, they commute to school, you know, they work out, they want to hear your perspectives,
they want to laugh, they want to cry, they want to, you know, they just want to know that what
they're feeling and what they're thinking, other people out there are feeling and thinking as well.
Yeah, because, I mean, the podcast audience is, I think, even statistically, the smartest,
quote-unquote audience there is when it comes to entertainment.
They know when you're full of shit.
They know when you're full of shit.
And I think that, and they don't mind, you know, they'll tell you.
Yeah, they've given me shit, you know, I act like I'm too cool.
I've never done that.
I've never experienced that.
I've never, I'm just being honest.
You know what I mean?
I don't think I'm too cool for anybody.
I'm just telling you, no, I've never done that.
I think you should just finally give in and be like, no, I am too cool.
Sorry, I'm cooler than y'all.
No, but I really don't feel that.
Guess what guys?
I'm too cool.
I don't walk around with that energy.
Y'all are cool.
It's just, but cool in the sense of like, you guys are just chill.
I'm very, let shit.
Anybody that, look, y'all, you've been around me.
I'm very laid back.
I'm not a loud, boistered person.
I'm not, you know, I'm in my own zone.
I stay in my own zone.
I don't bother nobody.
I don't fuck with nobody.
I do what I do.
He's just not too cool for school.
Not too cool for school, man.
I just, you know, I just, I do.
I think I do cool shit sometimes with my friends.
You know, we do cool things, but I don't push that on anybody.
It's like, I'm cooler than you.
I never understood that because I think you guys are really,
Mall is actually really goofy on this podcast.
So I don't understand where people get the.
Well, because more of his personality, I think is coming out on this one.
But then again, they called me a pick me.
But they, you know what it is?
They just, they just people, people are going to
And I can't even say people because it may be only four people out of the hundreds of thousands.
Hundreds of thousands of watch, right?
So it may be four people that say.
Yeah, the billions around the world.
Are our numbers?
70, what is it?
75 continents.
Yeah.
Somebody put up some weird numbers.
I don't think that's, there's like six or seven continents.
Yeah.
Whatever.
So, yeah.
It was a call back to the Raven Simone episode.
Yeah.
Went over yet.
It was a continent that I don't even know about yet.
They're listening to us.
Yeah, they have electricity.
And the big bird is flat.
Yeah.
So, yeah, just, I think.
in podcast and be yourself when you're building your platform be consistent.
Be real.
Be real as possible.
And just don't try to, don't come across like you're trying to disrespect other people's
point of views or their perspectives and things like that.
I think if you stay, you keep those things in mind and just have fun, have fun.
That's the most important part.
Have fun.
I think that you'll enjoy what you do and watch your audience grow before you know it.
And, you know, you'll be doing some amazing things in the space.
Yeah, because if you're not the fucking screaming person and then you try to become the screaming person,
Just like why.
Be who you are.
If you're a screamer, screamer, scream.
I mean, I'm moody.
Some days I'm a screamer.
Some days I'm fucking.
If you're squirt or scream.
Just put my shit in the wash when you finish.
That's all.
And take a plan B.
Yeah.
Roy, I want to direct that question more to you because.
Of plan B?
No, not of the plan B's.
But anybody who knows your history.
It's a lot of reward points at CVS.
With the internet.
Anybody who knows your history with the internet
knows that you being too vulnerable.
has had past effects on your life
and you've changed,
you definitely not shut down more
but you've been a little bit better
with sharing parts of yourself.
Do you think?
Maybe it's just that you don't have anything to share right now.
I think that might be it.
Yeah, I don't regret ever being vulnerable
or I think I've been more vulnerable
on this pod, to be quite honest.
I think there was messier shit happening at one point
in my life.
But I mean, so much of what mess has happened publicly was so untrue that no one really cared.
I'm saying like within my like we were all together laughing at it together.
Like while people thought they were laughing at us, we were laughing at them.
Like because we knew how inaccurate all the information that was coming out was,
I didn't particularly care.
nor did the people that were being being brought up in it
because it was like oh well this is
this isn't true so it's it's just fucking funny
y'all are just weird at this point
so no I don't ever regret
that portion
I guess
I have definitely pulled back on
certain people's personal lives
I guess yeah
and not because of that situation just because of
you said you pull back
Pull back a little bit as far as...
I tell a lot of personal shit on here,
but I am less specific of when and who I'm discussing.
Okay.
I will make the stories...
I will change certain details, not the actual story,
but just certain things to protect people
that don't particularly give a fuck
about anyone knowing who they are.
Got it.
That's really about it, though.
But I think I'm more vulnerable on this.
I really do.
I don't know if that answers your question.
at all. It does. It does. Do you ever look back and think, like, or cringe when hearing or seeing
your content? And how do you deal with that? That discomfort? Constantly. And it used to bug me a lot.
Because so many opinions of mine have changed. And so many viewpoints and just how I feel about
things has completely changed. And you know, they don't give us any grace to change. When you said something,
that means you meet it no matter what.
So yeah, I used to cringe with that.
But I understand now that it was just,
I was younger and stupider.
So I don't mind it anymore, to be quite honest.
But every now and then I'll see her old cliff.
I'm like, ugh.
I told you that.
It's a lot of things that I, you know,
in our response video and things like that that, you know,
was sad.
I was kind of like, oh, man.
But I just, I get it because I know where I was at,
you know, in that space mentally back then.
So I understand, you know,
I was saying things that I normally wouldn't say
and projecting energy that I normally wouldn't
But, you know, I'm human.
Yeah, and I'm okay with feeling how I felt at that time.
Yeah, in that moment, absolutely.
And okay with not being held prisoner to how I was saying something or what I said.
Yeah.
But it does sometimes, like, I think even when we look at some of our old tweets, it's like,
ugh, why would I say that?
Yeah.
But I don't know.
I guess it's like old fucking photos where you just kind of just have to laugh at that point.
That's it.
Like, ugh.
Like, why would I wear that?
Like, what am I doing?
Why am I dressed business casual to go to the hottest club in New York City?
Yeah.
It's just like, damn, nasty times.
Like hard bottoms with those jeans?
Yeah, nasty.
So nasty.
I'm, um, I wanted to get the whip so badly.
Whip.
Remember whip?
That's something I'm, um, I'm working on myself because you guys know I'm new to this, this podcast game.
Um, and sometimes the fans will create a narrative off of something I'm, I said.
And I'm like, wait, did I make that sound like that?
Is this the kind of person that I'm coming off to be?
Like, this isn't me.
That's not what I meant.
And professionally, I'm not allowed to correct their narratives or say, go to hell quickly.
Like, I can't do that.
But also, you're not going to, you could go argue with them until you're blue in the face.
You're not changing anyone's mind.
They think that already and they want to argue on the internet.
So you're not going to change anything.
At that point, you're just wasting energy.
And, like, once you realize when you say something,
it's not yours anymore.
If I say sentences, just however you perceive it,
even if I don't mean it that way, that's how you perceive it
and that's what's going to become fact to you.
I can't control that.
So I can be responsible for what I say and my intent
and I'm okay with it from there.
If I know what it is and the people around me know what it is,
I'll be fine because I know words don't belong to you
once they're said in a microphone and put on the internet.
It's just everyone's perception of what you said
and they can create an entire narrative off a sentence.
And you're like, wait, that has nothing to do with what I said or what I was saying.
People do that a lot, though.
Like, I don't know if it's just a podcasting thing, but people do that a lot.
They take things that you say and they twist it into something totally different.
And it's just like, it's not what I was saying at all.
But was there anything in the last 70 episodes that you guys have said that definitely went completely on another side?
Probably.
I was never expected?
Yeah, I'm trying to think of one of the more recent ones.
Again, you're only 70 episodes in.
I mean, they're killing me for the Patreon Brittany Spears comment that you guys put it on socials.
Oh.
Like I said, hey, this is on Patreon, right?
This will be protected, right?
Yeah, I know.
It's on our fucking Instagram.
You got to be protected.
You guys said it earlier.
We got to lean into it, right?
Oh, I got.
Do you.
What's the Britney Hive?
Can you for you?
The Spears?
We got a.
The Spears.
Those DMs felt like Spears.
Really?
Oh, they were putting you up.
Those words cut like.
We have to add, and I should have known this.
I'm not surprised.
We do need to add the Britney Hive high on that list.
Yeah.
Like they're up there with the Barbes and the Beehive.
I wonder if she don't follow me on Twitter because I agree with you.
Brittany Spires followed you on Twitter?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Do you know Britney?
No memory.
Well, did her father follow you or did she follow her?
Probably her dad followed me.
And then she got her Twitter back and was like,
Maul.
Who is this?
I'm unfollowing.
Yeah, she followed me years ago.
I didn't know what that was about.
The Britney Hive.
Why's Britney Spears following me?
They came for me.
Can't even make a simple joke.
I think John Sina was following me on Twitter.
I was like, how did John Sina even know who I am?
You a wild boy, Ma.
John Sina?
That's a good friend.
How did you even see him?
He's a fan.
Somebody told me that he was following me.
I was like, first of all, how do you know John Sina's following me?
How was John Sina following me like that?
Someone told me that, and I went and I followed him back.
John Cena?
You got to follow him back.
You got to follow him back.
You got to follow him back.
Apparently a lot of people know things about you guys that you might not even know about
yourself.
I also just found out today about lipstick alley.
Ooh.
I just found out of that alley.
Well, yeah.
I literally did one scrolling and saw my face.
That's the dark, you know when they say stay out of dark alleys?
You know what time talking about lipstick alley?
You know what time I've been jumped in that alley?
You know, you remember where Bruce Wayne's parents would kill that alley?
Yes.
That's the same alley.
That was the same alley.
Bulletin's still in Alley.
And listen, man, you know when they say, like, Big Brother is watching and, like, they're always, no matter where you go.
There's somebody in this room right now that's on Lipstick Alley.
Lipstick Alley killed me for, like, two years straight.
Oh, I'm, I've told Lipstick Alley that I was on Lipstick Alley.
Lipsick Alley walks me like a dog.
But I still go on all of the platforms and read reviews for every episode.
Listen, ladies, I love y'all.
On Lipstick Allie, I love all y'all.
But please, just, I don't want no beef.
Is it a female dominant thing?
If I want to know if y'all went out without me
or like y'all try to do something
that didn't tell me, I'm going right on lipstick alley.
Listen, no matter what, where you are,
there's somebody that's on lipstick alley in the premises.
It's crazy.
This is a female dominant form.
Yes, the women dominate lipstick alley.
Yes, it's very.
I feel like they got pictures of me and my mom in my kitchen type of shit.
Like, what was you in the bathroom?
How'd you be my mom's house?
If I go out the lunch with, it could be a cousin.
If it's a woman, oh, it's on lipstick gallery.
My favorite thing is seeing all the screenshots of you putting money bags on women's posts.
Yeah.
Is that on lipstick alley?
No, it's on Reddit.
Reddit, Lipstick Alley.
Who speaks with more confidence about absolute bullshit narrative?
Lipsick Alley or Reddit?
Lipstick Alley think they know. They talk like they fucking know.
But they don't care what they're doing.
But, hey, listen, I don't want no beef because a lot of them do know.
No.
Sometimes I'm like, how the fuck do they know that?
But they put so much bullshit mixed in with it.
It's like fucking three, it's like three lies and a truth.
So the truth just like blends in with all the other bullshit that they say.
Reddit just has the trolls.
So that's like women in real life.
Oh.
Anyway, Reddit is just a very angry place.
I'm saying you could have your best friends are way more loyal to Lipstick Alley than they are to you.
Just know that.
Lipstick Allie is like how we're loyal to our barber.
That's how women are to Lipstick Alley.
Like Damara said, they walk her.
They kill her every.
She's still there.
Love him.
You know?
I literally read this for my job.
It is terrible for my mental.
Yeah.
But as a producer, I need to know how people are reacting,
how different demographics are reacting to the show.
I mean, I love them all.
If y'all sit in any platform that talks about us, that covers us,
whether good or bad, anybody that watches us, listens to us,
that hates us, that loves us.
Listen, man, we appreciate every last one of y'all because, you know,
again, this is, we're just on have our,
have our platform entertaining as much as we can
being ourselves, having fun.
If you love it, great.
If you hate it, great, man.
We don't mean no harm to nobody.
Have you guys ever seen those videos
about you guys being part of the Illuminati?
No, I didn't know.
I'm sorry, I've never seen that.
I'll send it to you guys.
Please, please do.
They think I'm part of Illuminati?
Yeah.
If y'all part of Illuminati, I need a raise.
No, I need a raise.
I know. I just think the Illuminati
needs a raise.
If they're reaching out to us
That company is in shamans
We need to sit down and talk to them
Like if they're reaching out to us
I want to go see who else is part of it
How did y'all land on us?
Like what's going on behind these walls?
Like we need to know
Because this is me and Rory
Like why?
Did you clear house?
Are you hiring?
Why would we be a part of their Luminati?
I don't get it.
It's crazy.
Well, what were some of the reasons?
I don't know.
I think what happens is just people
can't really reason
of why you guys have
so much fame or exposure
so they're like they've had to kill a goat
or something. I mean,
I love curry goat. I'm vegan.
You can still kill a goat. I would never
kill a goat. You've had
currie goat though. Yeah. And that's
his bomb. Yeah, she's great. Great.
I told you about the one time I was scarred
though forever. I spent the night in my homework.
He was elementary school.
One of my classmates, he lived
he lived by the school. So I had spent the night of his career
he played on the basketball team together
in my homeward. And his mom was
cooking.
They would, uh, I believe they were Jamaican or maybe African.
I can't remember.
I think they were African.
But, um, I was scarred.
I did, I had curry goat before, but I don't think I ever seen it being prepared.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You got to stay away.
And it was a whole goat skull in a pot.
Yeah.
All the flavors in the bone.
So there.
I wasn't ready for that, bro.
That was like the, like, the, like, if you ever seen like, what was it?
fatal attraction
when she put the rabbit in the pot
that was that for me
was that I was like what the fuck
yeah
like I've had beef stew before my mom didn't have the
cowhead in the pot
you know what I mean like I just didn't
I wasn't ready to see a
skull and it looked like a dog
it could be anything I was like what the
fuck
yeah that was weird
because I lived with the Jamaican family in Newark
for a while
and they had told me a story
back in Jamaica
there was some very superstitious family
and one of their family members had,
I want to say it was cancer.
And they took the goat head
and literally put it on top of the woman
with cancer's head
and like left her in the room for some ritual.
Yeah, I was like, yo, listen,
let's just do chicken curry.
Let's just do...
All right, listen, I love my...
They put a whole goat head...
Listen, I love my people, man.
But it's some shit we got to do.
just cut out, man.
I think she survived, though.
All right.
It might have worked.
That's kind of lit.
I'm putting a go-head on to be cancer.
I'm putting a go-head-off.
All right, listen, let me be honest with you.
If the doctors were like, listen, man, you know, it might be, you know, it might be close to that time.
Yeah.
If all, if my last hope was to go to the skull, I'm putting that shit on like a Yankee, man.
For sure.
Snap back.
Like a Yankee cap.
Hell yeah.
Put it on, man.
But that's just, come on.
Take pictures, too.
Yeah, but just come on, man.
That's just a little, yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe I'd ask to Doc how much time
and just try to make myself as comfortable as possible
until death came.
Yo, you said that Big Cat,
apparently they shouted you out.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's for a show that's not out yet.
But yes, they shouted you up.
Shout out to Big Cat.
That's my guy.
Shout out to Barstool Sports.
What was the shout out?
I have no idea what the context was.
What if you said,
I'm really shitty about you?
Like, what if it was?
No, that's him and Dave, him and Portnoy.
Those are my guys in the TBT, the basketball tournament years ago.
They were, they sponsored the New York team of Barstool.
Yeah, someone just kind of hit me up with a screenshot.
And it was like, they just shouted Kamala.
I was like, oh, that's cool.
Yeah, no, those are my guys, man.
Shout out to Barstool.
Those are some really cool guys over there.
How do you feel about witches, Roy?
I think they're a little overrated.
Oh.
Yeah.
Like, for the amount of stuff that they do, I think they got way too many movies, way too much press.
That's true.
It was almost like the vampire.
It's like a whole town in Massachusetts now that like, do we only acknowledge because of witches?
What have they really given to the culture?
I just think they're overrated.
The craft.
They're going to, I can't talk about witches.
Now they're going to.
Yeah.
They're going to craft me.
They're going to craft you.
Your dick is going to show up like a prune.
Is that what witches?
Is that what they do?
Oh, absolutely.
I thought it was just their heads
I thought that was the cold weather
No
That's the witchcraft
That's when you
That's the witchcraft
Stay in the cold ocean
To live events
You guys never dated witches though
As far as I have some suspicions
All the kind of witches
Spanish witches
Oh you had a fantaria
White witches
All right
Asian witches
Someone you were saying
There was a YouTube video
Of the Illuminati shit
Someone did do my
Terat card reading
Four years ago
I still haven't watched it
Like you asked it
No someone just did it
Like I just did it
Like, I guess this YouTuber just, like, does that.
Like, she'll just pick people and do tarot card readings.
I haven't watched it.
And one of my friends watched it, and she said, hey, don't watch that.
She tried to say people.
Yeah, Raven was like, don't watch that.
I was like, I bet.
I was like that tarot card shit, though.
I think that shit is like, I think it's cool to kind of get that reading and just hear, like, people break down different energies and aspects of your life and what this means.
and what's getting ready to come into your life.
I don't subscribe to it, but it's all right to listen to sometimes.
Have you ever had it be accurate?
Have you guys ever gotten a reading done and it was accurate?
I've never had a reading done and it was that accurate.
See, to me, a lot of times that reading stuff is very,
it's like this can apply to anybody.
And once it killed Beyonce, I wasn't fucking with it.
Yeah, like it's like this.
Sorry, Carmen, Carmen.
Yeah.
Not Beyonce.
We got it.
Yeah, so it's like that shit is, it feel like it can be applied to anybody.
You know, I don't really subscribe to it like that.
I guess in order for you to really believe that you have to really like be into it.
It sent peewee on a wild goose chase.
Yeah, I'm cool.
I just don't, you know, whoever practices, Tom Brady said,
Giselle practices a witchcraft and she's a witch.
She's a witch and she helped him win games and she, you know, I don't know.
Listen, man, they already got them for time for deflating footballs.
They don't, you know, deflate game.
Don't let them start looking into brooms that were left at the stadium.
Yuck.
You make fun of him, but he came on there and told you the secret to his fucking success
and he was dead ass and everybody just thought it was.
He has to say that.
He got caught cheating.
He had to say his wife is the reason that he has all these Super Bowl rings.
Tom got caught cheating.
No, I don't know.
Yo, you see the narratives?
You know whatever a man goes in the public and just praise his wife.
That's because they would just argue.
Did Belichick film him cheating?
Wow.
He got to take.
He gave him to Zazel after he left the Patriots.
Oh, you're going to Tampa Bay.
Yeah, you know I film everything.
Amazon has a package at your house for me.
Don't you worry about it.
Yeah, Jazeel's going to love this one.
But yeah, I guess if you subscribe to that energy and that lifestyle, I guess it, you know, has its...
Has a girl ever giving you guys like a crystal before?
Yeah.
I actually have a...
I have one in my bag.
Get it out of here.
You still have it?
Take that thing and you fucking.
recently.
It was to protect me.
It's like a tight crystal.
I was going to stay.
I was going to stay your house.
Take it back.
Get it out of it now.
I told you nothing.
Shut up,
Ma.
Greatest movie ever.
You can't be taking crystals, man.
You can't put energies in there.
I'll look at,
I'll have a look at the crystal, Rory,
and see if it.
You would know what the crystal would be.
Of course I don't.
See if what she gave it to you for
is actually what she's using it.
And then I got another birthday gift that's in my new
shelf like that little ball i still i haven't like energized it or charged it yet but it's like one of those
the ball yeah well you came the sage you have it next to the window so that um the moonlight can charge it so
yeah the altar yeah okay wait so that one's okay i yeah we'll see we'll talk about it but i thought
that you did have some sage in your house um i was gonna wait for you to be home so that we can do a
little because i'm the problem hmm you didn't know that you could just find that out
You're the, I'll go out the window once it's done.
You'll just take a walk outside.
I have this weird feeling I need to leave right now.
I didn't take a walk.
I remember my aunt walked in my house one time and was like, oh my God, what is that smell?
I said, oh, it's working.
I said it's working.
That shit smells like burnt hair.
Because I did not walk her ass in there.
That shit stinks.
I'm sorry.
My dad has a very weird theory about witches that I kind of agree with.
Here we go.
The women they accused of being witches.
were just diabetics.
You know, why he's coming at your mom, man?
She's just trying to move on from her life.
He didn't even got to break it down for me
and I'm already rolling with it.
You ain't even got to break it down for me
and I'm rolling.
Just because I've never heard that before.
So it has to have some type of fucking truth to it.
So I'm never even, how did your dad land on that?
So my mother is a type one diabetic.
Say no more.
We already know.
We already know how pop's came up with that one.
Son, your mother's a witch.
I don't know what that means for you,
but I'm getting the fuck out of you.
And all he really did was just changed the alphabets around.
He was like, oh, she's a witch.
I can't say what I want to say, but she's a witch.
So his explanation, jokes aside.
And he broke this down because I laughed the same way.
And then he kind of gave me...
You have to be able to break that down.
If you say that, you have to have a story behind it.
So, again, my mother's type one diabetic.
She has really bad low blood sugars.
Okay.
Like, since forever.
So when she has them, she almost to some degree,
seems a little possessed
and uncontroll of what
she's saying, doing, she's moving
very weird. Like she
is coming across either
drunk and high as fuck
or possessed. Okay.
And to get that down, you drink orange juice
or whatever other, you know, it depends a diabetic.
Same. I can totally
see in the 1800s
when they had no idea what the fuck diabetes
was, women could have
low blood sugar and
appear to be possessed and
when you have no form of reference
except for the Indians you just slaughtered
you might think
this person is a witch
please stone her
yeah I get it
that's like kind of like when women on there
I could see a witch also just being
be careful no just the time of the month for a woman
and she doesn't have access to chocolate or
stop talking you know wine
or complaining
caramel popcorn
wait that leaves a tissue I'll kill with you
And they were in like the wilderness.
So you know the menstruation attracts bears.
Oh my gosh.
So it's like, all right, these women are just having all these wild animals come attack us.
All right.
Listen, man, it's some truth to it.
It's some truth to it.
I can see it.
Listen, I'm never going snorkeling with a girl in her period.
You're not bringing the sharks by me.
I knew where he was going.
I just was hoping that he didn't go.
And I feel like as a woman on this platform, but like sometimes I just,
I have to check out.
I feel like as a woman.
I just have to check out.
I can't, I can't fight with you guys on everything you say.
No, we're not fighting.
We're just trying to figure out the origin of witches.
I have to check out.
That's all.
Yeah, I just bleed every month.
That's it.
And don't die.
Dayta witch.
It's so weird.
Learn.
A lot of blood.
Completely fine.
You might be a witch.
Learn from your favorite quarterback.
Data witch.
It's fun over here.
Over there.
Oh, man.
Y'all are sick, bro.
Is there any professions in terms of women you guys would have wanted to date again?
I was going to play.
tarot card reading.
Oh, that's fine.
Should we listen?
Yeah.
What if it says I'm going to die
It's like today's the date?
Rory, I believe his last name is Farrell.
Farrell, if I'm pronoun.
She can't, all right.
I can't be an accurate one.
Rory Farrow.
It's fine.
We'll leave this alone.
I got a little nervous
when she mispronounce my name
because now I could be getting
someone else's card.
Now I'm getting Farrell's cards.
It doesn't even applaudee.
You get the Deptum's cards?
Yeah, I don't want Chad's card.
Give me mine.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Again, any professions that you guys would never date again?
Professions?
Most of the women I dated one employee.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I dated very successful, independent women.
I don't think I have any profession, a woman in any profession that I've dated that I wouldn't date again.
I don't think that matters.
I think it's just a woman.
We never date a dog trainer again.
I'll never date a car salesman again.
Wait, all right, let's slow on.
The biggest lies on the planet Earth.
Well, let's slow down.
Let's not just skip over it what Edin just said.
What did Edin say?
A dog trainer.
He'll never date a dog trainer again.
You dated a dog trainer?
Yeah, she was cute.
Did she what, like blow whistles at you and shit?
She would try to condition me.
To masculate you?
Condition you?
Yeah.
Did she make you sit?
Of course she did.
She definitely has conditioned me with treats before.
Not like dog treats.
She made you roll over to get pussy?
No.
You want this?
Yes.
Do you want this tonight, Eddie?
Roll over.
Sit and you will roll and you will lick.
Wow.
Roll and lick.
Yeah, you got a roll and look at the same time.
She didn't allow you on the couch.
You was allowed to sit on the couch?
I was allowed to sit on the couch.
Did she take you off of walks?
Oh, my God.
Definitely.
Okay.
I thought we could keep going for hours.
Oh, my God.
Why would you date a dog trader at it?
I mean, she was cool.
Yeah, I'm guessed.
Did she get mad when you licked yourself?
You licked yourself at it?
You would shed a lot?
I'm trying to lick.
Do I shed a lot?
He definitely shed a lot.
Are you neutered?
My balls are here, mall.
Thank you.
Not neutered.
Yo, imagine Ed and having to get spayed.
When you go around our friends,
but don't worry, he has a shot.
Oh, my God.
Don't worry.
He has all the shots.
He's up to date.
And this is why I did not date a dog.
I don't want to date a dog trainer again.
Oh, God.
Really, she was.
Down boy.
Like that?
She loved dogs a lot.
But sometimes I did feel like she was trying to condition me as she would condition dogs.
Because that's all it is.
It's just like we respond to a bell.
Let me explain this to you.
A woman doesn't have to be a dog trainer to try to condition you.
Women come into your life and they automatically see all of your flaws.
And they think that they have to put it into your life to help you correct all your flaws.
So she's trying to condition you and train you and nurture you and mold you and turn you.
She was controlling too.
Like sometimes I feel like she had me on a leash.
Yeah.
well women have us on a leash
mental leash yeah once
we feel like we're not getting no pussy we just
walk around the house and open the fridge seven times
and just look for shit that's already
Ed and are you mad that she was trying to condition you
or are you mad because it was working
it worked sometimes
but I was more upset that she's like anyone
I hate when people try to change me
like that's not what did she want to change about you
every day?
I don't know like she wanted you to stop barking
as strangers
pissing on the floor like what
Edon looks like he pisses on the floor
I look like I pissed on the floor.
I just pissed on the pee pad, though.
Stumbling and piss everywhere.
That's what you look like.
He'll hit the pee pad.
I'm a good drunk.
Are you, are you trained to go on the pad?
I never mind.
Legitimate question.
You guys are putting me in a cage here.
You're not a good, you need to go back to obedient school.
You won't date a car sale and then why?
You got a Fiat?
Come on now.
Did he use your name a lot when he was trying to sell you on life?
Yes.
Damaris, let me take some.
Listen here, DeMaris.
What is it with Carstairsman
in saying your name?
Oh, my fucking God.
They think it makes it more personal,
but it's really just annoying
because now you're the only person
on the planet who calls me Demaris.
It sounds like you're full of shit too.
Yeah, like, oh my God, it was hell.
Let me tell you something.
I was not with that bitch.
Yo, you sound just like him.
I have PTSD.
Well, I have PTSD.
Oh, it was horrible.
Horrible.
Never again.
The worst liar, the worst manipulative.
later. Like, it was, it was absolutely terrible.
Let me tell you something, Demaris.
Yeah. I paid for that phone with my own money.
Right, De Maris, we can agree on that, that I pay for that with my money.
So, DeMaris, why would you go through my phone?
Damaris.
You're following so far, DeMaris.
All right.
That I pay for.
I have really bad PCFB. Please stop.
I love car salesmen.
You sound just like.
I love salesmen that think I'm stupid because I allow them.
Like, I just want to see how far they're going on.
Let them take that whole shit.
Yeah, I love it.
through that whole shit, like, mm-hmm, yeah.
I'm not buying this car, but I would love to just hear you sell it.
Definitely not buying this car, but sell it to call salesmen, veterinarians,
mechanics, lawyers.
Let's go back to the veterinarians.
Why are the veterinarians?
Because a veterinarian will know your pet is going to die no matter what they do for it.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
And they'll charge you.
They'll say, no, he needs this shot, he needs that shot.
This x-ray.
Take him home, and then you take your dog home, and the next day he's dead in the living room.
Damn.
It happens all the time.
When they know that this dog was going to die yesterday when you took it
to the vet.
They're going to drain your pockets as much as they can.
And, you know.
And then with COVID, because I actually-
Mechanic, same thing.
You just need a fucking alternator.
And they're like, listen, your whole engine is fucking shot.
Don't even go get an oil change.
Yeah, like, it's like, you know, your engine, got to get it out of there.
I don't even know how this thing is still moving.
You know, saying your engine got to get it out of this fucking over.
You got to get it out.
You need a whole new engine going to run you about nine grand.
Yeah.
Damn.
What?
The car's worth three grand.
Yeah, it's like, wait, what?
The worst.
Lawyers, oh God, they run your pockets up.
A lawyer broke your heart.
Listen, man, it's not looking good.
You might just need to cop out.
Motherfucker, you could have told me that 90 grand ago.
Yeah.
You charged by the hour.
Yeah, like, no, I don't want to tell me it was not looking good.
Like, you knew it wasn't looking good when they first charged me.
Shout out of Brandy.
Yeah, so it's Brandy.
Brandy, why we shout on Brandy right there?
No, our lawyer.
Oh, our lawyer.
Because Brandy know where, you know, I just was, I was like, wait.
I didn't know what was going on.
Our lawyer, Brandy didn't do a freestyle.
Yes, no.
And happy birthday of Brandi, she had a birthday.
early this week.
Oh, happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
What a sent her a gift?
I didn't know.
Yeah, we should send her a gift.
We should send her a gift.
Absolutely.
Well, I mean, she gets 5%.
It's a pretty big fucking gift.
Hey, brandy, buy yourself a gift without money that we pay you.
That 5%, man.
There's so, so many deals I've been like,
why didn't I just buckle down and not be a fucking weird ADHD kid?
And I should have been a lawyer.
Yeah.
I just look at how much they make.
on deals.
You think it would have been a good lawyer?
Well, those are like entertainment lawyers,
not like court lawyers.
Yeah, like fine contract.
I think I had fun being a court lawyer.
A court appointed lawyer?
A lawyer?
Yeah, like a criminal.
A criminal one.
I could be that.
I could be that today.
A lawyer?
The court appointed lawyers
that the people that can't afford lawyers
that they give them?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
They come right in and settle like,
what do you charge you with?
Possession.
All right, listen, man.
Top out.
They're going to give you fucking,
you're going to have to go clean up a couple parks,
a couple highways, pay a fine,
and you're out of here. I could do that.
Yeah.
What are you in here for? A gun,
cop out, go to jail, bro.
You're not going to beat it.
They got...
How easy is that?
Yeah.
Like, are we kidding?
Like, I remember I got locked up and they...
I was taking a court-appointed lawyer
because I knew this was...
I had weed.
It was back when, if you got caught with weed,
they locked you up.
Yeah.
This court-appointed lawyer came in there.
It was like, listen, man, you know,
I said, bro, look, I know I'm going home no matter what.
Just give me the fucking...
You're just representing yourself.
I pay the fine.
Yeah, like, yo, get out.
I pay the fine and I'll do some community service.
Like, get out of here.
What fuck are we talking about?
You got this corny suit on trying to talk to me like I'm facing 20 years in prison.
Why, this suit got to be corny.
No, this suit was corny.
It looked like he wore that shit for two weeks straight.
I don't know if I could morally be the defense lawyer that, like, that's tough.
That, like, kind of knows that you killed your wife.
Damn.
Like, I don't know if I could be like, yeah, but what she do?
Before I represent you, what did she do?
I mean?
now that was kind of foul
all right that's the point of a lawyer
have to get the reasoning behind things and make it justify
yeah I'd be the lawyer
and I just don't tell me what you just I don't want to know
you know don't tell me what you did what evidence
is there that's all I need to know don't tell me whether you did or you didn't
I don't want to know that shit because the lawyer the judge
the DA all of them know each other of course
you mean to tell me you think because
they're not supposed to
share information about their client with each other
you think they ain't back there in that
Judges Chambers, like, listen, man, he told me he did this shit.
All right, what can we give him?
15, 10.
What's the best we can do for this kid?
They ain't know what the fuck.
All of that shit is just, it's a nasty world.
Like, the lawyers, the judges, the judges went to school with the DA's father,
and the lawyer went to school with the DA's son.
Prosecution.
They all, they're family.
I feel like lawyers and actors are like hand in hand.
You have to be really good, like, liar.
Well, that's one of my favorite white people rumors.
Great observation.
That, like, we all have a father that's a judge.
Did we lose a light?
I think so.
That happens sometimes.
Okay.
Does it still look good?
Yeah.
Okay.
Green?
Okay.
It's green.
Well, yeah, I do love that, that stereotype, that all white people, like, we all know the judge.
He went to school with my mom.
A bunch of white people get up there have never seen that judge a day.
And I don't know this guy.
He's about the friving.
Speaking of which, well, I guess I can talk about it.
I won't say what city it was.
What city was it?
I got caught when I was arrested once doing a I know someone thing in the court room.
A prosecutor in this city was my fraternity brother.
Okay.
So it actually had nothing to do with white people at all.
Yeah.
Right.
He was my fraternity brother.
And, you know, he may.
was going to look out a little bit.
And someone in, somewhere in the court system, like, found out that we were in the same frat.
So they told the judge, and the judge happened to be an AKA.
So I was like, oh, she's going to let it slide.
She, in the middle of court, like, made a huge scene about it and was like, I would never do this with my sorority.
This isn't just.
You know the prosecutor.
I was like, I'm here for a DUI.
I was drunk.
You think I was going to make a good decision here too?
So then the judge put me in like whatever the system is when you have a family member that either like works for the city knows someone in the court system.
And that judge asked me, because I guess you have to tell them like why you're in this particular court.
And the judge was like, are your family member work here?
I was like, no.
Like, oh, does your family member work in the city government?
I was like, no.
So why are you here?
I was like, fraternity.
He was like, wait, what?
Family?
I was like, yeah, the prosecutor is my frat brother and the judge is in a sorority.
And he's like, man, get the fuck out of here.
You shouldn't be in this.
I was like, where do you guys want me to go?
I just want to go home.
And he put me back in the other one because I didn't have a family member because that's the rule.
Okay.
And then they sent me, I see the judge again.
She's like, what are you doing here?
Are you trying it again?
I'm like, no.
You guys need to fucking get together and make up your mind of where I'm going to do this to you.
I shit.
But that's how it is, though.
Yeah.
They all know each other.
They're all related.
They're all friends.
They either all went to school with each other or they went to school with their dad and mom.
They live in the same neighborhood.
Kids go to the same private school.
Yeah, man.
It's like Benny's, I think Benny said it, right?
Judge will give you life and then be on the golf course later that day.
Oh, sure.
And he's going to play nine holes
The fuck you just sent somebody
Crazy man
I mean that was one of the funnier
When John Stewart was still doing the Daily Show
I forgot
Which time this was
When the cops killed an unarmed black guy
Right
They were talking about
Cops getting
Arrested and prosecuted
And he was like
Yeah
The prosecutor would do that with the cop
But first they would ask
If he was his secret Santa that year
Like before I sentence you
Are you my secret Santa?
Like because they all fucking know each of like
Yeah
It's all the same team
Yeah it's fucked up
But it's a real thing for sure
Ma'all let me see your feet
My feet
You think I'm like pull my feet out of my sneakers
And my socks right now
Do you have a picture?
Of my feet
Of his feet
No I don't have a picture of my feet
You have a picture of other women's feet
Do I have a picture of women's feet
Some women have sent me pictures of their feet
When they get a pedicule yeah
Did you save them?
No, it's in the chat.
Gotcha.
I don't save.
No.
I'm not that guy.
Sometimes you have to save some photos, though.
Some photos.
You'd be forgetting what's in the chat.
Pictures of a fresh pedicure?
I'm not saving it.
I wouldn't.
Well, some people, I'm not going to change.
No, I'm not.
Oh, by the way, if I started a foot page, would you guys fire me?
Yes.
Just want to know.
Seriously?
If I started a foot page, would you find me?
I would beat you up and then fire you.
Okay.
Yeah, that's fair.
Well, if we take a percentage off the top with Damerican
Why the fuck do you think you have you get a percentage of my God given foot?
Your feet come to the set.
Yeah.
I mean, would you be using our camera equipment?
No, but that's a good idea.
Would you be using the same feet that you used to come to work for us?
Do I have to be there?
No.
If you're using the same feet that you want to be?
This is very weird.
This is going left.
You just asked Moore to see his feet.
That was the weird way.
That was actually a callback to one of our first episodes, which is why I did it
because we're coming up on a year.
But you guys aren't is.
What was the call back to see my feet?
I've asked to see it before.
Yes.
On our first episode?
You're going to see his tities before.
You keep starting this rumor.
Oh, I don't give a fuck.
They think, everybody thinks I'm fucking mauler that I want to.
No, actually, they said that I want to fuck you, but I'm not, I'm out, you're out of my league.
So you keep putting little sis zoning me.
So that I'm like reaching out to you and you're just like, nah, I don't want to fuck you, sis.
Is that what they're saying?
Reaching out is funny.
Like, hey, Ma, would you like be interested in maybe some intercourse?
Like, is that what they're saying?
How do we people come?
I come up with this shit.
Per my last email, Ma'am.
Yeah, you didn't respond.
How do we even come up with this shit, though?
They're sick people, Maul.
They're sick.
Well, once they hear you ask to see my feet, they're going to really feed into this shit.
Yeah.
Why she acting like she ain't ever seen his feet before?
Right.
They were surprised.
They were like, how does Demaris not know if Rory has hair on his back?
I'm like, what kind of podcast do you think that we're fucking running here?
Just watch the studio shirtless.
Yeah, like, what the fuck?
We have enough lights in here.
We don't need my chest.
It's bright enough in it.
Yeah, no, that's terrible.
I mean, I get pedicures.
Like, I take care of my feet.
Absolutely.
See, you know the real thing?
The reason why I get mannequins is pedicke.
I'm scared to clip my own fingernails and toenails.
I'm going to cut myself.
Like, I'm scared of that.
Like, that is just like a thing.
Oh, you should try having a dog.
It's the scariest shit in the world trying to clip your dog's toenails.
That being said, wait.
I am curious.
I've always been curious about this.
Do you guys have any phobias?
Phobias?
Like, I have triphorophobia.
Oh, same.
What is that?
Fear of whole clusters of holes.
holes.
It makes you feel like...
It's like small, tiny holes together.
Like, it makes me feel like something's going to crawl out.
Like, I feel like I'm crawling out of my skin.
Okay.
Remember that blue waffle disease picture that was going around years ago?
No.
Blue waffle?
Yeah, it's like a...
I remember the blue dress.
Yeah, we all have.
That set the internet up in the eyes.
But it's really, it was just a trigger for people with tripophobia.
It's terrible.
So, like, just if there's like a hole in the wall or like...
No, no.
Clusters of holes.
I'm going to...
What's the cluster of a hole?
Okay, have you ever seen, you eat Ethiopian food, right?
Of course.
You ever seen the bread?
Yes.
Do you see how it's clusters of holes?
Oh, yeah, okay.
Shit like that makes, it makes me feel like I want to crawl out of that.
Like my hair on my face is rising right now.
You see this?
Oh, God.
Yeah, that's nice.
It's just holes.
Just a lot of holes.
It's the stupidest fear, but it's, I mean, it's really scary.
But do you guys have any phobias?
Yeah.
I used to be claustrophobic as a kid.
I used to hate it.
Oh, what?
Oh no, I like Santa Claus?
Glastrophobic?
Ah.
Edin.
All right.
You're literally zero for four right now.
I just, you got to stop.
I just, I got it.
I was, I was, no, I was just, I was scared of, like, tight spaces, crowds being, like, confined to a certain area.
Oh, yeah.
What about you were right?
I don't think I have any phobias.
You're not afraid of anything?
Come on.
That's not an Irishman.
He can't be an Irishman.
They would have killed him if they knew he was a baby and he was here.
All right.
if I'm a baby
They would have looked him in his eyes
As a baby and said this
He has fear in him
And threw him off
For the Caucasus mountains
That's what they do
It's toughin this kid up
Yo
I'm fucking
Give him some Jameson
See you can climb back by himself
We have to bathe him in Guinness for a month
Give him a hyniquin
If he chooses the bottle
Or
If he chooses the bottle
If he chooses the milk
If he chooses the milk
Kill him
It helps for strong bones
So then I'm again
Anyway
Wait but being scared
If something's not a phobia
Yes
Phobia means fear
If someone pulls a gun out
And I'm scared
I'm
I'm gonna
I mean
You're gunned phobic
You're pistolphobic
Yeah
Okay then yes
I'm
Yeah are you pistol phobic
I am
No you're not because you
Just the letters
The numbers 357
Allegedly
I just break out hives
Don't put a three or five
and seven together
or I
will just start
itching everywhere
Oh my God
If I'm on flight
357
I'm not changing
My flight
Not getting on
All right
A phobia would be
Irrational fear
Something that poses
Little or no actual
danger
Like for example
Those little holes
Really don't do anything
For more I get it
Like for example
I guess an elevator
kind of freaks you out
Yeah like I was
scared of elevators
I was scared
To large crowds
I just didn't like
being anywhere
But I felt confined
In tight spaces.
Right.
It poses no real danger, but it freaks you out.
I start feeling like I can't breathe.
You ever want to pull your hoodie over your head and it got like stuck and you start panicking?
Or that's just me?
No, you just got to, like you feel like he wasn't going to be able to get out?
Yeah, like your arms got stuck.
I know it gives you, you get that feeling like, oh shit, but you know you're going to get out the hoodie.
Like it's just like right now.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like, yeah, just elevators and tight spaces.
I don't want to speak this into existence, but sorry.
Can you imagine?
if I came in and I was like, oh, Tamara's passed away.
And you were like, what?
How?
She got lost in her hoodie.
She just didn't, she didn't make, listen,
if Damaris wanted to quit, she could have just said that.
You don't have to tell us you died in your hoodie.
Yo, somebody killed Demaris.
Who, champion?
It was a Griselda hoodie.
It's a real fucking, we know what, fuck you guys.
My actual phobia.
It was the fly-go hoodie that I gave her.
She was knee-deep in the game at Foot Locker.
Your phobia is what you're
Are you guys done?
Yes, I'm done
My phobia is snakes
I'm telling you this
But that's not a phobia
In real trust
Again it's not
Those pose a threat
For snakes
No, no no no
All snakes
Garden snakes
Which will do absolutely
Nothing to you
I can't watch snakes on TV
Like I have that kind of phobia
Yeah
People have phogias of pickles too
It's a real thing
Yeah pickles
All right
We have to get into some childhood trauma
Yeah what happened
What did somebody do to
No that was like on tomori
A mori type shit
A mori definitely some childhood trauma
Yeah
But no you can
I'm not afraid of like spiders or like rats or shit that most girls are afraid of.
I'm terrified of everything in Australia.
Yeah.
Like koalas?
Like koalas?
No, like them big ass tarantulas, them big ass snakes.
Everything that can kill you.
Except for the women.
I don't think I've ever met.
I'm the opposite of Australian women.
What is like when you love the women of Australia?
What is that called?
A lover.
A lover?
Yeah.
A lover.
I just don't think pro.
An Aussie lover.
A Aussie lover.
I love the Aussies.
Love them.
Just don't think any pussy is worth going to a place where you can
can see a crocodile and a great white shark together.
Like,
you could see them next to each other.
Like at the beach.
Yeah.
Like a crocodile in a shark.
Have you ever seen a salt water crocodile like swim?
Like when we see the shit in Florida, like you just kind of see the top of the shit,
they go really slow.
Yeah, but when they come out of that water, yeah.
Yeah.
Them and they're like deep water.
Did you have no turtles could run?
Yes.
That's so funny that you.
Yes.
Did you know that?
Yeah.
I mean, I've seen the little ones go from the beach.
Or the water.
No, they could run.
Big turtles can run, bro.
Yeah.
Since when?
I thought.
Since the 12 hundred.
Wait, so we've been lied to again in our childhood with the tortoise in the hair?
Yes.
No wonder he won't.
But I think, you see, a tortoise, I think, actually is slow.
Slower than a fucking, a snapping turtle, maybe.
Yeah.
Well, turtles are assholes.
Why?
They're just not, they're not nice people.
What can Leonardo do to you?
I, well, first of all, they hung on a rat.
But that's number one.
I had to really, like, had a really deep dive into that.
They were appropriating the Italian culture.
They did definitely work.
They did love pizza.
They were very problematic.
But, no, turtles are assholes.
If you're, like, snorkeling and you see a turtle swim fast away,
because they're, like, mean.
Really?
Oh, yeah, turtles are not nice people.
They'll come up to you and slap the shit out of you and keep showing.
Bight the shit out of you.
Oh, I didn't know that about turtles.
It's not like the turtles in finding Nemo.
They're not going to, like, just take you, yeah.
They're not Uber drivers.
Okay, you're talking about these, those are domesticated turtles.
Cartoon are fucking crazy.
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
that about turtles.
Yeah.
But where can I see one run?
On it.
I'll show you.
No, that's not even running.
That's not even running.
They run faster than that.
That shit, that creep me out.
I was like, all right, if I ever see a turtle move that fast, bro.
That's a turtle?
Yes.
Running.
I had no idea.
I'll put it on the screen.
I'll put all the shit we don't know.
Sick.
We have another edition of what's in my bag because I have some stuff for y'all.
Yeah.
Oh, let's save that for people.
Patreon.
I'm back.
Is this Patreon?
No.
Well, we can start Patreon.
Okay, let's start Patreon.
Well, how about you end this and then we start Patreon?
Yeah, let's...
Yeah, that's right.
Exclusive content.
Bought out for that one.
Yeah.
No, edit that out.
They don't have to know what happened.
Okay, cool.
Well, cool.
Well, yeah, I guess in conclusions, just stay away from turtles.
Stay away from turtles.
And Australia?
No, you love Australia.
Which is...
I can't wait to go to Australia.
Card salesman.
Dog trainers.
I just have to...
I think I need to get a phobia.
I feel left out.
You don't need a phobia.
I don't know if I have one.
Failure.
I mean, doesn't I do it all the time.
Now, let's see that if the internet curses warrior are being too cool to be phobic about something.
See, if I said it, they're like, oh, of course he's not scared of anything.
Oh, my God, he's never experienced anything.
He's never done anything in his life.
He's never stepped outside of his home.
He's never dated anyone.
All fair points, though.
What are you talking about, man?
You cannot be, it's okay to not be afraid of something.
Damn, all.
You afraid of love?
No, I'm scared of things.
He's not phobic.
He's lovophobic.
He's lovophobic.
Or he's condomphobic?
No, he's don't want to use them.
See, that's a difference.
I'm not scared of them.
Like, if condoms start falling out of the sky, he's not going to run.
He's going to look at this dumb shit.
Who's going to clean this bullshit up?
I can't even get a plastic bag anymore, but we have condoms fucking everywhere.
That's how I know he don't use condoms because they're made of rubber.
We used to call him a plastic.
I don't know.
Yo, I'll fucking scream.
Wait till I make y'all start.
doing the reusable condom.
They're doing it with the bags,
straws.
They're taking everything away from us.
Reusing a condom is sick.
It's crazy.
How can you guys just talk about your respect for turtles
and then complain about the reusable straws?
Because I think there's got to be another way.
Straws aren't the reason that the turtles are dying.
Yeah.
We got to find a number.
Well, no, they do find a lot of turtles with like straws.
Trous in their nose.
Yeah, that's true.
And stuff like that.
You know.
And I don't say, I like the...
All right.
Well, then make these new straws better.
Yeah, I like the, no, they are.
The paper straws are.
I had some of the new straws.
Some of the new straws are made from sugar cane.
So it kind of feels like almost like wood a little bit.
But it's actually sugar cane.
So when it sits in water long enough, it disintegrates.
It disintegrates.
It turns sugary.
Okay.
Yes, sugar cane.
You know, made out of sugar cane.
So I like that.
It was a vegan spot in the city.
And they had sugar cane straws.
I thought that was dope.
Well, I carry a metal straw in my bag.
Or, I mean, that.
I would have metal straws in my home
but I don't want to go to a restaurant
and even though we use metal knives
and silverware
I don't have metal straw is kind of too much
Yeah that's too much compared to a fork and ass
My thing is how are you getting inside of the straw
Cleaning that?
Oh no they have like little brushes
Like little brushes that go inside
You think that they have somebody in that kitchen
going through each straw?
No yeah that's
No I'm saying your own metal straw
No I said if it's mine yes
Yeah that's what you bring them with you
I'm saying if I go to a restaurant
and they give me a metal store
to use, I'm like, I'm cool, bro, like, because there's not nobody in the back.
Oh, yeah.
Honestly, as somebody who works in a, they're just sitting at it like a bucket and with
the food and beverage industry for years for most of my adult life, please don't use
their silverware without wiping it with hot water.
Oh, yeah, I just do I do that at, well, it depends on which restaurant, yeah.
But in diners, it don't depend on where.
Let me take some water.
Let me say some baby.
It don't depend on where you go.
Wipe it every time.
Every.
Yeah, but some restaurants, you know, they do.
Every time, Mall.
I'm telling you.
I'm with you.
But at Dinah specifically, yeah.
Sit that shit in some hot water, put some salt in that hot water.
Sit your silverware in there.
Salt water kills everything.
Maybe even you.
Not crocodiles in Australia.
No.
This has been another episode of New Rory and Mall.
This has been another episode of New Rory Mall.
It was something else I wanted to talk about real quick.
Oh, shout out the boogie.
Here's our L.A. L. L. L.
is freestyle.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, he absolutely killed that.
Yes, I, well, let's go
with the whole freestyle shit.
Because Simba's freestyle on, uh...
Oh, man, Charlie Sloth?
Yeah, was crazy.
And I saw everyone talking about that.
Shout to Simba.
Rightfully so, because Simba smoked that shit.
Those are my, he's on a list
of my new favorite emcees.
Oh, for sure.
Boogie has always been one of my favorite emcees.
Shout out to Mez.
Maz killed his color studio shit.
Um, yeah.
I like Simba, Maz.
Boogie
somebody,
another young
young cat that I'm listening
to.
I keep bringing up
Marlon craft
and it could just
be the whiteness.
He just went on sway
he just went on sway
and fucking
destroy the Nazas's leg beat.
But Boogie
I saw him to talk about
Simba and I wanted
to definitely highlight
Boogie's L.A.
Leaker shit.
Because if you saw his colors
he did three different
I want to say characters
just three different
point of views
Anthony,
Ratchet Boog
and the last one is gang
related.
Super Blood.
Super Blood Book.
Yeah,
Super Blood Book.
Crazy that a Super Blood wears Crox
That's Boog for you
That's why I love Boog
But Crocs ain't too far from the house slippers
That game
And we were also in DR and he did have him on sport mode
Okay cool
So he was ready just in case
Yeah
But he destroyed that shit
Especially the first part when he was Anthony
Like yeah
I like how he's setting this up
Because I know it's gonna go into the album
With these three different characters
And yeah that shit is different
Different
But shout out to Boog
shout out book
shout out mad
shout out simba
some of the new emcees
up and coming emcees
even though they've all been doing
their things for years
I think these are some of the cats
that are next
to become household names
for sure
and Simba sent me some music
for his upcoming project
and it's not just freestown
with Simba
he makes some good music
no Simba Simba can rap
he can actually put together songs
and really like you know
I just respect
when I see younger cats
still have that
the essence
of hip hop, like what it really is inside of their talent and their skill.
Like to me, you know, they're not just doing the, you know, I want to just hustle the
music game and put out music so people could click and stream and get money.
Like, you could tell these are some of the dudes that really still hold the craft to
a high standard.
He said, for insid, government about to catch their karma because Big Meach never sold more
than Big Pharma?
Big Meach didn't sell more dope than Big Farm.
That was hard.
That shit was crazy.
Shout out Simba, man.
So yeah, man.
If for the week,
do your cool sign-offs.
Oh, stay away from the monkey pox.
Monkey pox is something that...
Is that a sign-off?
No, it's just something that we should just,
you know, pay attention to monkey pox.
Monkeypox are potentially lethal disease
responsible for an alarming rise in cases
in North American in Europe
over the past three weeks
is primarily spreading through sex between men.
Yes.
And didn't watch yourself.
According to the World Health Organization,
the disease is spread through close contact
with infected people, animals,
or materials that are contaminated with the virus.
It enters the body through broken skin,
the respiratory tract, or through the eyes,
nose or mouth, according to the CDC.
We shouldn't be listening to the CDC.
They've been lying to us since 2000 and whatever.
The virus is not considered a sexually transmitted infection
or spread through semen and vaginal fluids
who officially notes.
Anyone in close contact with a person who has the virus
is considered at high risk of infections.
Kind of like the COVID, whatever they call it.
Many diseases can be spread through sexual contact.
You can get a cough or a cold through sexual contact,
but it doesn't mean that it's a sexually transmitted disease.
Andy Searle, an advisor to the who about HIV,
hepatitis and other sexually transmitted infections told CNBC.
Who is the who?
Fouchy told us who was who, and he found out a couple years later he was lying about all of that.
Hey, he's not your savior.
He is not your savior.
So yeah,
she told you
wear a mask,
but he is not sure to say
he is not our savior.
So, yeah.
If I get monkey pox,
I think I'm,
I think I'm just done.
Yeah,
I probably won't bring that shit here.
Yeah,
just,
just,
just,
just,
just,
just,
just,
just,
I think I'm just going to call out
the life.
I think this will be done.
If monkey pox
becomes a thing,
I will really never leave my home.
Yeah.
Monkey Rory and all.
The FBI has arrested the man
who played the Red Power Ranger
after they raided,
his home in McKinney this week
You can't just casually say that
Yeah, one of the Mighty Morphan Power Rangers
Jason Geiger, his name has been arrested
for him, G&P fraud according to multiple
reports. So I just want to say this to all of my
scammer friends and
you know. All the Rangers out there. If they're locking
up the Red Power Ranger, my nigga, they come in to get you.
I just want to let you know that now. The Red Power Rangers is going to jail.
Mighty Morphan Lone changer. Black Jermaine is going to jail.
So do with that, which you will.
But anything else? We good? No.
Happy one year, guys.
Thank you, thank you.
Any new music coming this weekend?
We'll talk about it when it comes out.
Okay, well, nothing to look forward to.
Also, we love you guys, by the way.
Oh, thank you, man.
Love you too, bro.
I think we're out of town this weekend.
I'm not going to say weird because I don't want people.
We're going to be outside, though.
Yeah, to know where we are, but we out of town this weekend.
You should.
Be safe, have fun.
Check my close friends.
Damn.
That's where I post on them out of town now.
Be safe, have fun.
Protect your loved ones, man.
Again, you know, let's just look out for each other as best we can because, you know, I'm starting to feel like that's the only solution that we have at this time in this crazy world that we live in.
And if you think someone has monkey pox, don't make out with them.
Yeah.
Don't grab a handy from them.
Yeah, keep an eye out and stumble in for any monkey pox business, all right?
Gotcha.
Any monkey business going on, you stay on top of it.
I, aye.
He's looking a little M.B. over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to watch this guy here.
Gotta watch this guy.
It's giving me MB vibes
I'm that nigger
He's just ginger
We'll see y'all in a few days
Be safe, be blessed, peace
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