New Rory & MAL - Episode 71 | "Tropic Thunder"

Episode Date: May 31, 2022

Happy Memorial Day! Well... belated anyway. The guys are in studio this holiday... drinking and hanging. They start by recapping their weekend, including Rory's adventure filled weekend in ATL. Mal lets us know why he gave up his Navy Seal dreams, and they review Katt Williams' latest stand up. Tom Cruise gets his flowers for his impact on the culture, and its Demaris explains to Mal why she asked him to delete a political post from his page. They give Ray Liotta his flowers as well, play a quick game of "Is That A Classic?", fire Eddin (again) + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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So some women think that if you nut on their face, it's like disrespectful. Would you agree or disagree? We are not starting to show like that. My face has never been nutted on, so I don't know if it feels disrespectful or not. Or belittled. Maris? I'm sorry? No.

Anyway, Ma, how was your weekend? It was cool. It was cool. Lay back, chill, like I like it. I wasn't going out of town. But I decided not to. Had too much shit. We didn't worry about to be going for a while.

So I was like, you know what? Let me use this last week to kind of get a lot of shit down. Any barbecues? No, man. I realized that this, my generation sucks. We're irresponsible. We don't do the family thing. We're not family-oriented.

We don't cook out. We don't invite people over the houses. That is why. Your generation definitely still cooks out. Yeah, no. We're not our generation. Our generation cooks.

Cucks out? Yeah. Like throws big barbecues? I think so. Where is it? I mean, Riverbank Park. I don't know. Riverbank.

You shitting me? I'm never going to Riverbank for a cookout again. What? Those days are fucking over. Like five summers in a row in Riverbank. Yeah, that's why it's over. You know, I actually recently found out Riverbank Park is actually called Farrow Park, and no one ever told me that.

Hey. It's felt the same way as my last name. No one ever told me that. Really? Which made me feel bad that, like, it was originally called Farrell Park, and everyone was like, we're not calling it that dumb-ass name. This is by the bank and the river. I believe this sign says Riverbank State Park.

And it says whatever the first guy's name is, Farrell Park. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Anyways. Did we start? Yeah. Did you get that on that camera? I got that clean the shit.

That's how you throw it. You saw me throw it, but you didn't get it? Oh, that would look good on camera. Throwing what? Piece of a piece of the camera. Hit the lens. Oh. That would have been cool.

Well, I'm always living the soft life. Wow. Was I living in the soft life? I was representing this podcast in the streets. How come I'm the one that always has to go out in the streets and represent for us? Because you, you younger than me, man. I feel like that's your job. That's right.

I don't want to be out in the streets like that no more. Damaris is younger than me, though. Yeah, but Damaris is going out. It's different. Damaris would be in a strip club, running up the business card on, I get another text saying, yo, 27-100 stakes. But see, Rory did that. You're putting that on me, but that's actually Rory's bag.

I can just never be forgiven for this expensive steak, huh? I put the money back in the account. How much did you spend on sides? That's all I want to know. How much were the sides? The sides did, in fact, tear cancer. They did in fact care cancer. Well, yeah, I was out there representing for the pod.

Happy birthday justice. Happy birthday justice. Justice had his birthday party in Atlanta over the weekend. I'm sorry I couldn't make it, man. Just had a bunch of other shit I needed to do. Like the soft life. But I'm definitely going to get down in Atlanta and take my guy out to dinner or something, man, for his birthday, for sure.

How was it? It was cool. It was cool. I definitely had to represent for New Rory Mall because the industry titans were all in Atlanta. Yeah. The who's-hous? It was not the who's-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-oh. But it was cool, man.

It was a dope birthday thing for the most part, except for the party itself. Like, Friday night, we went bowling. Okay. Bust J-D.'s ass. Okay. Bust all they ass, actually. I was bowling pretty well.

Did the studio thing. The typical Atlanta shit that we do. Did you see any new records? I did. I mean, we keep talking about Divisions album. I don't know what the timeline is. with it, but they just continued to make amazing music and not put it out.

Shut up to the division. I'm excited, but they also performed at R&B only, so I went with them on Saturday and realized that I'm not as cut out for the festival life as I once was. So instead, I bought tickets to the aquarium

and left the festival grounds and went directly to the Atlanta aquarium. How was that? It was a lot of kids. It was a lot of kids, and I like dolphins. So I bought the ticket for the dolphin experience and showcase.

I'm starting to understand this vegan thing, man. Yeah, you're starting to get it? I felt like I was just watching like a wet prison yard. Yeah. Like I felt really fucking mad. A slave do tricks. They was just fucking dancing and dancing. I'm like, all right, man.

And that's just the three o'clock show. Oh, for sure. Yeah. And then this fucking, this shit. trainers just the star of the show with her fucking microphone and wetsuit and doing her little her gang signs. Fucking full of sardines. Yeah.

And I'm like, she does not feed these dolphins unless it's a fucking show. You got to flip. Because they looked like they were starving. Anytime they even like poke their head up, like, can I get another fish please? I haven't eaten in a week. Fine, I'll dance for you. I'll jump through your hula hoop. Okay, whatever.

And I was a little high. So I was observing it, I think, a little differently. Your emotions were a little more in tune, yeah. I felt really bad because I like to watch, like, dolphin documentaries and they jump and all that shit. I just, I left sad. Yeah. And then they splashed us, and I wasn't sure if that was like they'd get back.

Of course that was. It just, I don't know. I felt really fucking bad. I just wanted to scream at the instructor. You get in there and you fucking, yeah. Kick your feet at us. So it was just, Dolphins?

Just dolphin. Well, I mean, that was just one part of the aquarium. It was the dolphin experience. Okay. But I don't know, man. Yeah, dolphins need to be swimming freely. I'm changing my views on how much I like aquariums because I am an aquarium person. I felt really fucking bad.

And I don't know it was because of the weed. But, like, they have like whale sharks in downtown Atlanta. Like, please put that thing in the ocean. This pool is not big enough at all. I don't care how much space y'all got. It's not bigger than the ocean. Like, the aquarium is smaller than the fucking basketball arena there, right? Yet they have 15 sea lions, 35 dolphins, big ass whales.

I'm like, this isn't safe. Yeah, it's not enough space. I felt bad. Yeah, I was never really, as you get older and you start to look at documentaries and shit like that. You start to feel bad for those animals because it's like, though, they're really like being contained and like, which is like the equivalent of tubberware. And then the fucking trainers had the nerve to like Try to give us a lesson on protecting dolphins and the ocean And I'm like from you guys

Yeah, these ones that capture these beautiful sea creatures And now have them in Atlanta doing fucking tricks Right down the street from fucking Magic City You can't be using plastic straws And then like how did you get them? Did you put a dolphin in a truck and drive that shit here? Probably. Yeah, that's exactly what they do.

Yeah. What if you hit a bump? Like They'll swim around. I'm sure they're like in a tank or something. thing. They just have somebody in the back of the flat bed with a water hose spraying the dolphin whole time. Just drive them down to interstate and put him in the fucking container. What's my man's name from Free Willy? We don't talk about him enough. He was a hero.

He got Shamu the fuck out of there. Is that another movie that you cried on, cried watching? I did not cry to remember. I definitely got a little emotional. Like when he went when, when Willie jumped over to like what he called embankment? Is that like an embankment? It was just rocks. He could have just swam around. And then he rubbed his belly as he jumped over him to say goodbye. Like, go be free Willie when the Big Bad Boat was coming after him. Oh, my God. Is that the best, did Michael create the best, like, soundtrack song for that?

Because when I think of, hear Free Willy, I automatically think of that song. You obviously didn't hear the Tarzan soundtrack. You obviously have never heard boys to me to end end of the road, boomerang. It was amazing, amazing record. That's up there. But I do agree with Demiwick. When I think of Boomerang, I don't think of that song. When I think of the movie Free Willy, I immediately think of that song.

We can't say his name. But I believe I could fly. It was a fire. It was, that might be the number one. That was the graduation anthem for a minute. What movie is that from? Space Sham, yes. Yeah, true.

That's up, yeah. That show is fire. So what else happened? The Monstars was trashed. They let Bill Murray cross the mother. How you let Bill Murray? How you steal from Charles Barclay and then let Bill Murray get a bucket on you? The Monstar.

So what else happened to Atlanta? I don't know, man. A lot of public displays of affection. These young kids don't give a fuck, man. They'll make out with anybody anywhere. And they'll disguise it as like just art and culture. Like you think I was bad because you've caught me in a few moments. The fuck is you doing right now?

Yeah. I looked like a saint in that fucking place. Well, you've gone through the. ringer a little bit. Oh, for sure. No, I am the ringer. I'm the ringer. I've gone through it. I've come out of the TV. Yeah, you've gone through it. You've fucking been through the fucking potholes, ups and downs.

So you're a little more like, hi, maybe that's just not a good idea. Yeah. And I don't mean, PDA is cool, but I just think that it's a time and a place. Maybe it's just because I have like. And it's with who? But that's, you can be publicly affectionate

with just anybody. Like, I'm not here to judge people's taste or people's asked, just not, I wouldn't stick my tongue down that throat. Okay. And if I did, it would be in private. Got you. Not for too cool to blog to pick up. Yeah.

Because Lipstick Alley was in the building. They were in the building. Were they? Oh, for sure. What? Dressed to the nines. I feel like, like blog sites and things like that. I feel like they have a whole bunch of like just like foot.

soldiers that go to like a lot of foot soldiers that go to these events and just pull their cameras out and get everything on video and just like send it to like i guess whatever email they just send all their fucking videos to this because it's like this is not one person that's everywhere listen i i still have PTSD anytime i see a flashlight go on i immediately duck yeah i have blog PTSD like what's that phone for us that's so scary that you can't even like you have to look when you go out now you have to actively look at people's hands with their phones. Like, I'd be at restaurants eating sometimes, and there'll be somebody like at the next table.

And it's just the way that they hold their phone. It's kind of like, that's not a natural. Like somebody eating like this holding their phone like this. It's like, what is this, bro? Like, I know you recording me. Like, come on, man. Cut it out. Like, that's just stupid.

I hate you like that. Have you stopped people from recording you before? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. How does that usually go? I just want to know what you're going to do with the video of meat eating pasta. Yeah. Like, why are you recording me?

Are you going to rewatch this? in a restaurant eating, having dinner. Like, why are you recording me? Like, I'm not that interesting. Nobody cares that I'm out eating dinner with whoever I'm with. Like, you know what I'm saying? Mad people care, ma'all.

Let me tell you. Mad people care. Then who I'm at, who I'm eating dinner with? Yeah. The fuck I have. You see the moneybacks come to real life? I'm a content. I'm not a celebrity.

No, they're creating the content. Yeah, like, they're stealing content, actually. This is a case study. This is a case study I'm on. Like, what are you doing? But I've even maneuvered in, in Justice's party. Anytime I was close to somebody that was

famous. I'm going to go on the other side. I know the camera's going to be on in here. You weren't in JD section? JD was DJ. He was in the middle. He was the centerpiece. Like Miguel came over there and I was like, let me get to fuck out. Miguel and his girl are a hot topic. Let me get away from them. Way too many cameras.

In that direction. I'm going this way. So happy birthday, justice. I'm hearing the party was really cool. I'm hearing. The music was great. The energy was great. A lot of women were in the building. A lot of public displays of affection. A lot of

women wearing white love that got a love women in white love that love women in white um there there was there was floral arrangements it was if you was going in there to get some pussy you had a pretty good pretty good good man good it allowed for the environment allowed for fornification if that's a word well i'm glad that lvrn uh put on a great great weekend a great party for my god just as well deserved he's one of the coolest you know most lovable respectable guys that I've come across an industry, especially for such a young age. Like, he's one of the few cats that I met that's younger than me that I'm like, I could really hang out with this dude on a personal level, not just on some industry shit.

Yeah. He's super, super cool. So love and respect, happy new year, happy birthday to justice. It's his new year. I suppose, though. I suppose. But yeah, it would have been nice if you were out there. Everyone was asking, where's mom?

I don't know. That's just the way. Listen, it's the same this way, bro. Nigger see me without you. You, where's Rory? I'm like, if I'm guessing, in the house. Yeah. Like, I don't know where the fuck he's at.

I'm just in the old food trying to get some fruit. Roy, were you lonely without us? I was. Did you miss me? I was very happy my friend Kellyn ended up going. Because I said to her after I left, I was like, thank you for coming. Because if you had not been there, I don't know who I would have stood next to the whole time. You got to have somebody in the party that you could like stand next to people watch, talk shit about.

And like, I knew, I knew mad people in there. But it's just, I don't know. It's different. I think part, yeah. At parties, it has to be like a real close associate. Because then you're just small talking with somebody over music and it's like, I don't want to do this. And shout out to Kellyn because I watched her story

and saw you nowhere and I feel like that's a good friend. Oh, for sure. Kelly, Kellynne, that's a real-ass friend. She's not recording. Certain people just understand. Like, what I'm going to put the camera in your face for it? Like, it's just not stupid. Oh, no, she knows how to frame.

Her whole story, I was to the left. You just couldn't see me. But it's an art tool. The women have that sign. Well, most of the cool women know how to record and know exactly where to stop panning. Like, they know I'm right here. Like, don't pan this way. Like, don't do that.

Yeah. Stop right here. Nobody even knows I was here tonight. Like, let's keep it like that. There was, there was a bit of Eskimoing going on in that, though. What do you mean? I love a good Eskimo. It might have been an Eskimo family in that bitch.

Oh, my God. Was it a lot of, a lot of acquaintances mutual friends? Yeah. It was a lot of people. seeing people together, not knowing they were friends. It takes a lot of maturity to deal with that, though. Like, to maneuver in a room like that where I dated this woman and now she's with, like, maybe not a friend, but like somebody that I know.

I'm like, yo, what's up? You know what I mean? Somebody that's called me big bro. Yeah, yeah. It's like, it takes a lot of maturity to, like, move in a room like that. Like, you got to understand, like, yeah, we have history, but, you know, it's all good. She's cool. And it's just, I don't know, the world is so.

fucking small. Absolutely. And the older I'm getting, the smaller it's becoming. Because most of the people that... I'm not Mixy, but I go to Mixy shit. I'll admit it. Most of the people my age that aren't Mixy are married or in the house with their significant other.

So the pool is just getting smaller and smaller. And nature will take its course where things will start to rotate because there's only so many options. Right. So there will be some double dipping from both sides. But dude, is it, is it a problem if it's not, if, like, say, you know, you know the guys that you like, you can't date a girl that I dated, fan. Oh, first, there's definitely a line of me caring and not caring with certain people. It's certain guys who you're just like, oh, I don't, like, we're cool, but he's not, he doesn't owe me that.

Yeah, for sure. He doesn't owe me not to talk to a woman that I've dated before. But it's, it becomes a problem when it's somebody that, like, if it's somebody you were serious, with, then that's a little, you know what I mean? Like your ex-girl? Like, everybody knew that was your girlfriend? I mean, listen, I'm immature and selfish. Don't touch none of my hose.

None of them? At all? I'm joking. I'm about to say, damn. Nobody can't date none of your exes? It's part of my collection. Okay. So if Ma...

All right, so we know Maul can't touch none of your holes. What about Edd? Like, if Eddn was like, had one of your holes... They wouldn't touch me. They wouldn't touch me. I'm a judge myself. that I'm with a chick that that likes Ed and too

that's crazy I'm fucking with you guys like no tight you like anything you're like guys you're like men okay I get it but yeah it takes a level of maturity

to be out in a party or be somewhere and see guys that you cool with with a woman that you have some history with and dated with and I've dated women that I've known they weren't friends but they were close associates

and people that I fucked with and talk to like they're the homie but it was never at that line so I didn't particularly care. So, I don't know. I guess it's case by case basis. You just can't touch it on my hose.

I will not touch any of you. I tried, but you fell asleep. Wow. We've been through this before. I just want to know just for future reference. I guess. But then again, Maul already overstepped the line with putting money bags on certain women from my past.

Invite minutes where you at. I might resent him a little bit there. Y'all tried to bring me up on those charges and I walked out of that courtroom like, Pock, I didn't invite nobody nowhere. I presented the evidence, everything. Y'all didn't, what you want me to do? I understand.

Somebody asked me what I was doing where I was at and I answered the question. But did we ever address, or did the behavior stop? I don't mind the mistake. But if the behavior continues, it's not a mistake anymore. What behavior?

You still talk to her? Not really, but we never talked like that before. Like, it was always like on some business shit. Like, where she works at, she would send me some pieces. that's, you know, drop and shit like that. That was it. It was never like no real personal.

I don't know. She showed up to where you came. So when we go back to her city. Hold on one second. Her city? That's more of my city than her city. That's a fact. That's a stone cold fact.

Do what you want with it. But that's a fact. That's more of my city than her. Let me, I don't want to put something on mall's jacket. Maybe the behavior changed. FBI Aurora after I brought it up. He could be kind of hiding somewhere in the comments, though. But usually malls at like the first one I can see.

Yeah. No, I still like mall by the way and others. I still like her pictures. You can't like. You drop money bag? I feel like he dropped the money bag on a recent one because I think I saw it. I feel like I saw it too. Maybe he deleted it.

As soon as Roy would tell me not to drop money bags on the pick, I don't drop money. I did. I've only said that about one girl. Exactly. So if it's money bags on her pick, I'm not out of line. I was also joking. No, but I'm just saying I'm not out of, once you tell me, that's one thing about any of my homies, no. Once you tell me like,

nah, like I still... All right, but it's a lot. He's still liking it, though. I mean, she can look a picture. Fam, if we reach that point, just let me know. I listen, one thing about all rules when it comes to my homies and they ex-girlfriends or women they dated. I bought all. If you don't even want me saying hello to her no more,

it's clip. It's a lot of likes in April. Did you do a head nod? Huh? You just do a head nod? No, I say hello if it's like in, you know, like we... Because he has a manner. Of course. Yeah, I'm respectful. But it's a lot. But it's a lot. I'm respectful. But It ain't going. Once a guy telling me like, nah, you know, I still kind of, bro, I wasn't trying to shoot that in the first place. But if you don't even want me to speak. I'm not that insecure. No, I'm just, I'm not.

No, I moved on from you. I'm just saying in general. In general, like, once my homies tell me that, oh, it's clip. Because it ain't nothing else to talk about. Because I know her through you. I met her through you. So this is like if I, if I meet somebody through you and y'all don't speak no more, I'm not fucking with homie no more. I met him through you. And if you ain't cool with him no more, what the fuck do I got to be cool with him for?

That was never my man like that I only said with something because I knew him through you But now if you and him ain't cool It's like, man, I'm not talking to him though I didn't have to talk I spoke to him on the strength of you Yeah, that's Rory's homeboy. Yeah, that makes sense

That's Rory's home girl like, okay, cool But if you be like, nah, like, you know what I'm saying? I'm feeling. You know, when you told me the last time about You was like, you don't put no money bags What I did, Roy, you can't find a money back nowhere. I just had to look.

Now you can't find out. Nah, nah, the money bags, they stand out. You still the first like on every last one of them shit's But because you're going to oversee my name first because you follow me. It ain't like he no first like. No, he commented first like. First. That just got me sounding like the Super Corn Bowl.

Like first like, no, man. Ball, do you ever reply to stories with Moneybags? Yeah. See, Roy? This is where you're not seeing it. He replies to stories. Ball hides his women so well from us that I don't know if maybe I am commenting or, I don't comment, but if I am liking pictures of his.

I don't have women. Don't put that on. me. I am a man of Allah. You have a Jesus piece on. This represents New York. This represents New York City. And like the statue of liberty. And white Jesus Christ. City of gods. This is no, this is black. This is black. This is definitely black gold. No, I'm saying that's that image is the white.

The image of Jesus. That's Julius Caesar. If you, we get another conspiracy if you want. Yeah, let's do it. Is it a holiday? Let's get into that conspiracy theory. What is it? What are you? What is it? You're memorializing the people who fought and lost their lives. That was Veterans Day. I thought that was Veterans Day, too. No, Veterans Day is for just veterans, period.

So if you ever served, you're a veteran. Memorial Day is for everybody that died. That died ever in the world? No. In the United States. Oh, in New York? Yeah. Just the U.S.

We don't care about no other country. Just the soldiers dying. Memorial Day is only a U.S. thing, right? I think so, yeah. I have to assume so. But we were part of the allies. Like, why can't I be sad about the French soldiers that helped us fight? What if my home boy was from France and he was in the Army and he passed away?

Yeah. That's fine. I can't remember him. Listen, it doesn't matter if they're American or not. It's just honoring the men and women who died while serving in the U.S. military. Isn't that veteran? You have to have serving the U.S. Well, I like to honor them every day.

I like to have family and friends in the military. I have friends that passed away in the military. I think you for your service. But having Memorial Day to everyone out there. we're actually recording on Memorial Day. Yeah. Because we like to remember the fact that we all have a job to do.

I thought that was... Shout out to all the podcasters that have come before. Shout out to all the podcasts that will come after us. Did you ever think about going into the military? Never.

Actually, I'm lying. I wanted to be a Navy SEAL. I knew he wanted to be a Navy SEAL. Yeah, I wanted to be a Navy SEAL. I remember I saw that movie when I was young. And I just liked the fact that they was like just training in the pool.

Why did I figure that? I was like, I want to do that. Sam. And then, like, I seen like, the real, like, training on, like, Like A&E, I was like, fuck, no, I'm not doing that shit. Growing man, waking up grown man at 4.30 in the morning, spraying them with cold water. Tell them to sit on the beach.

Yep. That's what happens when you get caught cheating. Sit on the beach? No, they wake you up with cold water with your phone in their hand at 4.30 in the morning. You're a seal. That's why I see. Now I see why they call the seals. Like, oh yeah, we're going to get you with.

Yeah, for sure. After I saw that, like, real training, not the movie shit. Real training and grown men crying. shaking, having breakdowns, and I was like, hell. My best friend wasn't even training to be a seal, but she just went into the Navy and at camp. I think she was in, like, a concentration type. Like, they put her in a room with, like, gas.

Like, she had to, yeah, she had the gas and, like, they had to, like, escape. And, like, she was like, the most horrible shit I've ever experienced. I'm like, that is insane. Yeah, no, I'm not. Once I saw that, I was like, nah. And they start you off at, like, $13 an hour. Yeah, I was like, I'm cool. That's because I saw that I was like, that Navy SEAL shit is out the window.

So, yeah, no, I never, I never thought of it. about being in the armed forces. And let's not, I know what's more, like let's not pretend like the country really gives a fuck about the military. Like they come home and they don't help them with shit. That's true. I was watching the new Cat Williams stand up.

How is it? I went to see it. I watched it last night. You watched it? Mm-hmm. It's pretty funny. I'm mad. I'm mad nobody's talking about it.

Like, I didn't even know it was out. It's pretty funny. Cat did a good job. At least I thought so. I thought you did a good job. I saw people giving bad reviews and I was confused while I was watching it. It wasn't bad.

I was laughing. Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. I thought Cat Williams did a really, really good job. I thought it was funny. And it was even better because I didn't even know it was coming out. I didn't even know it was dropping. And a lot, like, Cat, of course, everyone knows him for antics, voices. He's one of the more intelligent comedians.

Like, Cat is a fucking smart dude. Absolutely, absolutely. So I feel like if people were watching that for, like, silly, humor, they may not have liked it. Because Kat was saying the most basic shit on the surface level. But Kat was saying some shit. He was talking on that shit. And those are

to me the best comedians that can talk about real issues, current events, make us laugh about them, make us think about them, and then tie it all together and make it seem like, listen, we don't have to be divided on this thing. Because we're more alike than we are different. We can have different

point of views and different opinions, but it doesn't mean we have to be so divided. It doesn't mean we have to hate each other by point of views. And sometimes when you look deeper into your point of view, it's not really that different. No. It's just a different destination. Like, okay, but it's like we kind of agree on the same things.

And I thought Kat Williams did a great job with that, especially with the whole pandemic thing, vaccinations, and, you know. Just the whole concept of the truth and the lie was, I thought, just a brilliant premise and theme throughout the entire thing. And kind of proved to all the people that, cheering in the beginning of it that said that they only want the truth. He flipped that all the way back where it was like, oh, no, you're the lie, the person that wants the truth.

It was just a, I thought it was a brilliant stand-up. It was good. That was really funny. I think Cat Williams, he kind of got painted into a box with the Money Mike character from Friday after next, which I'm not sure why Cube never wrote a spin-off for just Money Mike. I thought that character could have been huge, could have done his own movie. probably his own series of movies.

But yeah, I think Cat Williams kind of got painted into that character. So when he does a stand-up, people are expecting Money Mike. Yeah, because even his last one when he's in the green suit, which is a classic stand-up. I can't remember the name of it. Oh, I love that stand-up. Pimp Chronicles? Yeah, Pimp Chronicles. Classic stand-up, but much more of Kat's sillier side and, like, straight jokes.

And I think outside of Money Mike, he got... pinned into what some would deem the silly Kevin Hart type way, not knowing that that does not represent Katz stand-up at all. He's way more on the Chappelle side as far as the type of comedy that he does. So I think people, to your point, get the fucking character as who he is as a comedian. They want him to be-me-me-win-win-win-win-win-hmm, because all his stand-up was super-intelligent, not fucking goofy or anything. Yeah, I thought it was, I thought World War III is the name of the new special on Netflix

if you haven't seen it. Kat Williams World War War III. It was funny. I really enjoyed it. So shout out to Kat Williams. Another really good. He has a few comedy specials that are really, really good. Cat is super underrated. Yeah. He's been through a lot of shit. He's been in the news. He's been on. He's had some viral clips on the internet. When the young teenager, like, roughed them up and choked him out. People kind of like, you know, threw away what was done with him. He said some things and interviews and stuff like that. But, you know, when you listen to Cat Williams, you can tell he's, like you said, he's educated. He's not just, you know, one of these guys that don't, is not

aware of what's going on. Because most people would see the antics. Like, I feel like, didn't something happen in Target that went crazy viral. And I feel like people would only see that shit and not watch like a cat interview afterwards. Because as soon as I'd watch that, like, oh, cat's not crazy. Why is everyone saying he's crazy? I can see why this video would be deemed, oh, Cat Williams is out of his mind. But then two days later when he does a legitimate interview, like, oh no, he's all there. Cat knows exactly

what the fuck is going on. Exactly. So yeah, shout out Cat Williams, World War 3. I want him to do more serious acting, because after he did that Atlanta episode, he bodied that. Which one? It was season two,

episode one, I want to say, when he was alligator man. Yeah. he was obviously hilarious in it, but he was a good serious actor in that shit too. Like, I would like to see Kat do serious roles as well. Kat Williams is definitely just an underrated talent, I believe. I think that, like I said, he kind of got painted into the whole Money Mike character into that box.

Again, he's had clips go viral for, you know, stupid things. He says some things and interviews that people just didn't agree with. whatever, you know, just that type of shit. He was running around with Shug Knight. Yeah, all and all, he's a, I like Cat Williams a lot. I like him, I respect him a lot. I think it was a Hannibal podcast I was listening to. Because Hannibal opened up for Kat for a while when he was first starting out.

And Hannibal said, after his first set, with Kat, Kat went over and gave him $100. And he was like, what's this for? He said, I don't strip, I don't tip strippers. I strip comedians. It's like, okay. Okay. I'm not mad at that.

Tip your comedians. Yeah. Why not? A lot of comedians don't make money anyway, so yeah, I like that. That shit was funny to me. And to me, that's another thing for Cat Williams. Like, he's just, he's just a, you could tell he's a real person. He comes from, you know, real environments, real situations.

He just caught a break with the, you know, the Friday after the next movie. And his role was a standout role in that movie. But I think that, you know, again, he got painted into that corner. And anything that he tries to do away from that, people like, ah, nigger, where's money Mike at? You know, like, nigga, we had pimp down and all that other shit. It's like... It could be your fault. He signed a dipset.

And that may have been a bad move for him as well. You didn't... You mismanage that? Even that move, people were kind of like, what? You don't remember when Kat diss the young guns with game? Yeah, absolutely. Oh, wow. What's it called?

Palm Pilot. Cat Williams has a very interesting career. He's been through a lot of shit. He's been around for a lot of years. But I like where he's... at. I like where he seems to be now. Like this World War III stand up, it's a different, it's a different energy from Cat Williams this time around. Like, I think that he's, uh, he's moving into a different, a different direction a little bit. I could be wrong, but he just, that's just the

energy I got from him. Like, this isn't the same prototypical Cat Williams that we're used to getting. This is, this seems like a different, even his way of getting his jokes off was different. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, he just, he just felt a little different from him. I forgot Cat Williams really had a disc record to the Young Guns. Shout out to Chris and Neef.

I'm sure they're over this shit. Oh, for sure. Y'all can't beat me. You'll see when you meet me and I'm gonna say a real player so you niggas understand. Fuck the young guns and both of your fans. No, he kind of killed this shit.

Both of your fans? I don't know. I've been to New York. You niggas ain't a factor. How does it feel to get this by an actor? I'm really this a nigga at all I made one fucking movie I'm more famous than y'all

Now he's kind of going off I put your mom on a stroll The bitch ain't but 30 Moustaches Y'all just got moustaches Y'all just got moustaches Because y'all ain't hot Y'all the only girl group rock a fella

Dye Dio What beat is this? It's a J. Kwambi Right? I think it's a Jayquangby. I think it's supposed to be, you know. Sounds like hood hop a little bit.

But issues. It's so crazy the things your brain retains because I'm sitting here saying this word for word and I completely forgot that it even existed. Because it came out when you were young, when your brain could retain things. Yeah. Before the drugs been alcohol, definitely.

Y'all should be on that so raven. Oh my God. He said at the end of that shit, my son loves them. Shout out the Cat Warriors, man. Great stand-up. And the Chris and Eve. Child to Chris and Eve, young guns. Future's weight for you is sold over 1 million units.

Oh, seriously? It's the fastest 22 collaboration to reach this milestone. That's a great record. Good for future, man. Tim's, can Tim's miss? Does she miss? No. Not that I've seen.

At all. Super fine. Tim's might be the go-to for like if you want to be on top of the chart right now. Like if you get a Tim's hook or feature. Like the old Chris Brown. Yeah, it's kind of, it's feeling like that. Like if you get a feature from Tim's, if you're, you know, blessed enough to get a feature from it because he's not just working with any and everybody.

But if you're blessed to get a feature from Tim's, I think it's almost guaranteed that this record is going to be number one. Just her voice is incredible. and just unique. Yeah. She was, I don't typically get intimidated by women to ever. At Broccoli City,

backstage, I was like, nah, ain't going near her. She's too fine. She's too fine. Intimidating? She looked too good.

Not intimidated. She just, I was like, let me leave that fine girl alone. You can say hello. Introduce yourself. Hey, I'm Rory. Your aura is way too ill.

Yeah, she knows. She's heard of you, I'm sure. I could see the aura and light around her and I didn't want to dim it. I feel you. Well, I mean, your, you know, your whiteness would have brought more light to the situation. Yeah, but that's just the outer layer, not the, the aura's very dark.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, once she gets to know the real person. Yeah, yeah. And she seems like she could feel it immediately. Yeah. And maybe down the line in a different circumstance. I didn't want to fuck it up there. But she is, I don't want to objectify her, but we already know how talented she is.

Yeah. She's also extremely beautiful. Yeah. Like, yeah. But I don't know. Shout out the future. Shout out to Drake. Shout out to Tim's,

once again, on top of the charts. I'm sorry, I'm just still picturing mall as a Navy seal and I can't get it out of my husband. As a Navy SEAL? I love when you guys

make that artwork easy for you. Can you imagine cool-ass mall and the helicopter lighten up? Like, yo, you want me to do what? Yeah, yeah.

Like, I'm not jumping out this helicopter over these waves. No, sir. Guys, I watched Top Gun for the first time. Yes, the meme today. What did you think about it? It's a lot.

It's a lot. It's a lot better than I thought it would be if that makes it. Because you know, like sometimes old movies are only good because of the nostalgia. And so when people are watching it for the first time, it's kind of like, okay, like, y'all overhyped this kind of thing. But it was actually really good.

It kept me interested. You know, I sat there with like my dad and some friends and we were watching it. Your dad seen Top Gun before, though. Yes, of course. He was showing it to us because I asked him to go see number. He got on a leather jacket watching it. Yeah, yeah. I asked him to go see number two for me.

And I was watching. I was like, okay, I see like Tom Cruise so young. Like, he's kind of like Denzel, but for the white woman. Like, so I get it. And he did a good job. He's legitimately probably one of the biggest actors ever. I'm almost positive Tom Cruise is one of the biggest actors. I would think so.

Yeah, absolutely. Like top three probably. He has his own religion. Yeah. Well, you know, I was young. He's Jesus Christ in his own religion. I didn't really experience Tom Cruise. Like the Tom Cruise I know is the one I jumped up and down on Oprah's couch for Katie Holmes.

Like that's the Tom Cruise I know. That was his, probably his peak. Peak, right? Yeah. Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise was probably his. Do we think that Tom Cruise killed Young Jock's rap career? You have to explain. Yeah. I feel like I overstep something.

I miss something. Like, what is this? I think it was the same Oprah shit. Same interview. What he did. That, The It's Going Down record was going crazy. I remember.

And then all of a sudden, Tom Cruise does the dance. I remember that. And I don't remember it on the radio again. He killed it? I think he killed. Literally. He's the biggest actor ever. He did the dance.

Like nobody wanted to do the dance after Tom did it. Yeah, you should stay away from it. Once Tom starts dancing, you should stay away from it. And I feel for Jock, because I know when he saw that shit, like, yo, that's crazy. Tom Cruise just did the dance to my shit. But I don't think it helped. It didn't equate the self. No.

Tom Cruise also did in Tropic Thunder, his character. He did the-oh. Oh, the agent. He played the agent, right? Yeah, he played the agent, but it was Flo Riders' record. Flo Riding T-Pan. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, yeah, he did play the agent.

Yeah, you're right. Oh, God. You remember that? He had like a dance. He was dancing at the end of that shit. So that became a thing for Tom Cruise to like dance to like hip hop records. It was kind of like the young jock moment on HBO, I mean on Oprah. And then there was like, I, well, we're going to put this in a movie.

But it was funnier in character. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Actually, I think it was ludicrous that he was dancing to you at the end. Yeah. Was it luda? Yeah. Get back. I don't know.

Great movie, though. But I think he danced. That was at the very, very end. Yeah. In the movie, though, like in the middle movie, I think he danced to, I want to say it was ludicrissa. Was it? No, it was Flood. I think it was Apple Bottom.

Oh, there you go. That's Florida. No, no, that's Florida. Yeah. T. Payne. Yuck. Yeah, Floorida T-Pain. Poor T-Pane.

Yeah, I think he danced to that. You simple jack. Yo. That movie? That you couldn't do that movie now. You can not do that movie now. Because one of the greatest scenes of never going full blank is one of the funniest shit's ever, which you could never do it. You can't do it.

And he's in blackface while saying it. You can't get it. Tropic Thunder is easily one of the greatest movies. I don't care. Any time that should come on and I watch it, I laugh like it's my first time seeing it. Because I cannot believe that they were able to produce that film, shoot it, and put it out.

And with the amount of fucking superstars in that is... Great fucking movie, man. Tropic Thunder is a classic, classic, classic fucking movie for a lot of reason. You are a mum, mu, ma'am. Oh, my God. That movie... I've never seen.

It's crazy. You've never seen a crazy, crazy movie. Put that on your to-do list. You're not going to be disappointed. That movie is insane. That is one of the funniest movies. It has like Kevin Hart, Tom Cruise, who else? No, Kevin Hart's not.

Oh, no. You're talking about, uh, that was a, Jumungi. That was Robert Downey. No, that was Robert Downey. Your name is Robert Downey and Blackface for Kevin Hart is the crazy shit I've heard. That was Robert Downey, Jr. That was not Kevin Hart. But he did a great job as Kevin Hart in that movie.

Yeah. When Ben Stiller is complaining when he was doing method acting to train for the role of Simple Jack. And he said he felt like he was. We can't say that word. It's a medical term. Oh, my God. That is such a great movie, man. I understand it's offensive.

I'm sorry. I'm just quoting a movie that was funny. I don't know how we went down that. path, but that is how I picture that's how I picture Mall in the helicopter as a Navy Sue. As Robert Downer Jr. Blackwood? That is hilarious.

Yes, Edon. That's how I... Imagine Tom Cruise. Not Tom Cruise, imagine Robert Down Jr. playing mall. In your future biopic. That would be hilarious. We'll play Rory.

It would have to be somebody. Somebody in whiteface? Yeah, somebody in whiteface. Somebody said Rachel Dullesol and that shit had me fucking... Would play me? Yes. And then they also say, Who is that?

They said, the woman who pretended to be black for the long time. She was transracial. Oh, there you go. Sorry. Transracial, sorry. Transracial.

I was being insensitive. They will find a term for any transracial. She came up with that, I think. She was kind of ahead of the curve with all that stuff. Like, she's more progressive than us. See, did her,

I hope her and Jesse Smolet learned their lessons. Like, they wanted to be a part of the culture so bad. And it's like, Jesse wasn't the culture? Kendrick told you with it. He was the gate to

Hart 5. He's the culture. Yeah, but he, I think He didn't turn into Rachel. He turned into Jesse. Mm-hmm. Imagine if Kendrick turned into Rachel in that fucking... Joe.

In the deep, in the deep, what is it? Deep fake. The deep fake. I feel like if that would have happened around the time Kendrick was making the heart 5, he would have done that. He would have done that.

That would have been fucking hysterical. I saw something on the internet, well, social media this weekend. Corey LaRae had a show. Oh, yes. And she was, you know, she brought a fan on stage, a male, and she proceeded to give him a lap dance,

you know, that type of... I don't know how I would call that a lap dance, but... Well, it's... It was something. It's... She sat on his lap. And we've seen that before.

I think Janet Jackson made it famous with... Was Janet the first one? For what? That I can remember. That's our senior Janet correspondent. Yeah, for what? To bring men on stage and give him a lap dance. Janet coined that.

That's definitely her... I'm pretty sure. Madonna did it too? I don't want to see Madonna's lap dance. Yeah. You should kiss Drake during the lap dance or some shit like that? Madonna? Yeah.

You don't remember Madonna kissing Drake? I think that happened. I wouldn't surprise. Madonna's a kisser. Man, he like wiped his mouth afterwards. Yeah, Madonna's a kisser. But yeah, so Coilera pulled the fan. She gives me Marlboro breath vibes.

Oh. They're gonna be, y'all had to, that's Rory Farrow had to his mentions. Is there a Madonna? Is there a Madonna? Is there a Madonna? I'm not saying anything bad about her. Hive.

Yeah. Of course. There's a Madonna hive. Oh, I'm crazy. It's called Earth. Now they're gonna come from me. A Madonna hive. I just said it out.

Absolutely there's a Madonna. What are they called? Virgins? Well, that was. I don't know. They definitely would not call themselves the virgins, but they... If they were, they'd be called liars. Yeah.

Definitely. Are there any more virgins left? Yes. Yo, I'm all. No, I mean... I'm not going to hold you. Memorial Day. No, I mean, like, of age women.

Yes. There's a lot of, there's a lot of, like, I'm not talking about, like, young girls. I'm talking about adult women. There's definitely like 30-year-old virgins. That's a whole-old. 30-year-old virgins? Yes.

I'm not rolling. They're called pastors. Wait, wasn't on? We know what pastors would be doing. Wasn't shorty on our pop? We were just talking about her. No, she's a born-again virgin. Born-again virgin.

I'm a born-again virgin. I'm a born-again virgin. You were born one time. I'll promise you. You came into this world. I'm a born-again virgin. One time. Born-again virgin.

It's a mind state. I'm trans-vvous. How long are you going to go without sex to be a, Rory, shut up. I can't be transversion? No. All right, so Rachel could be racial, but I can't be.

Yeah. No, I'm just telling you, yeah, I'm answering your question. No. Yes. How long before you'll accept a born, like a girl can call herself Born-again version?

How long? Listen, you can't be a born-again version because you're born one time. So let's start. You can only be born one time. You can be celibate and you can not have sex. You can abstain from sex.

and, you know, things like that, but you're only born once. So there's no born again. How do you know? Right. How do I know that you only born once? Yeah. Reincarnation?

Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Well, show me somebody that's been reincarnated. I've definitely think I've been reincarnated. Oh. What do you think you were? Honestly, I'm not going to lie to y'all. I think in my past life, I was a stripper.

Your past life, you think? No, you mean your past? No. You like to play with these words. Y'all like playing semantics, man. Listen, if you tried two weekends in Connecticut when you were like 19, it's okay. I never did, but I always wanted to. It's okay.

I know a lot of girls that tried to strip for a weekend in Connecticut and the outskirts where nobody goes. I understand. You have to pay rent every month. The rent doesn't stop. I get it. I get it. I would take my talents to South Beach. I wish I did, I wish like back in the day, like I would have did like one.

No, you only go to South. You only go to cities like that when you're ready to bump into somebody you might. No. When you just try, like you putting your foot in the strip pool, you go to states that you don't know nobody in, nobody's going to find. You go right to Connecticut, right to a nice little cabaret. Yeah. A little cabaret where the guy has a, the DJ has a voice of silk. And now, come into the stage. Dimarrow. Diamond. Because that's, DeMaris, that little your name, you don't play off your real name. You'll go Diamond. You won't go too far from DeMaris. Rihanna shine bright like a diamond place. And then you go out there, you'll be all

nervous. You won't really know how to dance because they're playing fucking Bon Jovi. It's one of those type of, they're not playing, you know, yeah, they're not playing like 4-2 Doug and ESTG. They're not playing ACDC. Yeah, they're playing Bon Jovi and fucking rocking sound. I love Rock and I would have a fire set in a fucking 4th of July bikini. As my pop says, I love rock and roll. That is definitely like, medal is for strip clubs and football games.

That's the first sign of a racist white woman, which he has an American bikini. That's worse than Trump wearing the hat. That's where it's the MAGA hat. A Star Spangled bikini? Star Spangled bikini Oh you're a fucking race She's definitely singing We're not gonna take it

Of course With a cold Budweiser in your hand And you got the little foamy thing So you don't have to hold the cozy Yeah the cousin does with the cozy I had one of those too I had a Steelers one That's all that's that middle American shit right there

Yeah And she definitely tears up when I'm proud to be in America She definitely gets emotional Yo why is this country so crazy We are so divided in this country It is insane. If you think about how fucking pretentious that song is for America, I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free.

How out of touch are you? It's a sick fucking song. And I'm talking, they played this shit out of that song. 9-11? Oh, my God. I think I was playing that shit at one point in not going on 11. We know you were. I used to wake up in the morning banging that shit.

Like, I want war. We want war. We have war. Ben, if I hear a shot go over out of it, I think I'm out. I'm running. I'm not in no fucking. war. Fuck that. I mean,

so, it was some, we were somewhat united at that time. We were united against, uh, Muslims. Terrorists. But there was Muslim,

no, just Muslims. They was, they had nothing to do with them. They had nothing to do with it. Matter of fact, they was pissed off too. They didn't have nothing to do with it. What are you talking about?

This many years later, we know, come on, man, stop. I know, we know what happened. That had, Muslims had nothing to do with it. I get it.

I understand. I know friends that lost family in the towers. not laughing at that. I'm just saying this country is so fucking crazy. They blamed it on people that had nothing to do with it. Well, I was talking about Americans, like, attacking Muslims afterwards, like, in Queens. Yeah.

It's crazy. Meanwhile, I'm an American. Exactly. And I'm pissed off. I was born here. Like, what the fuck? I'm American. I was born in Lenox hospitals, some shit.

Like, I was born in Manhattan. Yes, I'm from America. Yes. So are you trying to say George Bush and Rudy Giuliani were lying to us? Listen, I'm not saying anything, bro Is really not he dead yet? No, he's alive. I don't say that.

I'm not a fan of him, but I didn't wish death on somebody. I'm not wishing death on him, but he's old. Demarish me thinking so many people. She thought Terry Cruz was dead. I did not think too. You thought Terry Cruz was dead? No, but speaking of a federal star

who is very still alive and well, they said that he is the evil Farrell and that shit had me fucking. He does a good thing. Yeah, because they don't grow, they don't grow facial hair. They have the same type of nose and cheekbones.

I get it. I see it. I definitely can see it. They can definitely be like brothers for sure. Like Frederick will be the older brother. And I think that Farrell's older than Frederick. That's the crazy part. Probably. Yeah.

Farrell looks great. Yeah. Fredger looks great too. Yeah, he does. They used to say that Farrell, Bianca Lawson, who is Beyonce's step-sister, and also the girl who plays in so many teen movies

as a grown 40-year-old woman. They said that they're vampires because they don't age. Well, you know, some people don't stress. They drink a lot of water, eat the right things. Genetics, mall. It's genetics. Genetics, too. It's people who drink water all day long and they still look like they're 50 years old

and the ripe age. Yeah, like who? Well, of course it's genetics, but you can still take care of yourself to help. Yes, of course. Yeah. I mean, white people, no matter how much water they drink, they're going to age. They're just sorry, I know. Genetically, I need to.

Three more years. That's why I do skincare. That's why I do it. Your life span is three more years. No, not as life. I'm just more like looking this, like this. Oh, yeah. Three more.

You got about three summers left. First of what, why do you think I work so hard? because before I was skating by on getting women off my looks and and jokes. Once the looks go, I have to have the money. So I'm working hard. You said, looks and jokes? I'm only working hard because I know I'm going to start aging terribly. Oh, it's coming, buddy.

It's coming. You're going to wake up one day and be like, fuck. I said my face are a triveled up prune. Roy, I think you look very nice for you. Thank well, I actually do the skin care. I'm 32, thank you very much. And he doesn't go out. Like, I'll be like, worry, let's get.

He does not go out in the sun. Because I know what time it is. Do you know what it's like when the number one source that keeps this planet like alive is your op? Yeah, it's rough. Yeah. But that's why they say white people are aliens because like y'all always trying to get off the planet number one. No environment really works for us. Yeah.

I don't think white people are aliens. I'm not one of those. I feel like y'all do well in the cold, no? Yeah, he does well. You can do well in the cold. Yeah, but you can only survive so long in the cold. And then white people can't survive in the heat. Have you seen Russia?

The Russians? Russians are aliens. And I mean that with all due respect. They are fucking, those are some strong people. It gets cold as fucking Russia. I'm talking about cold, minus 40. I would put, when it comes to a bar fight, I think I'm putting Russians number one of the race that I'd be scared of.

Oh, absolutely. What's number two? Germans. Albanians. That's a good one. Albanians is right there, but Russians, I don't know, man. In a bar fight? I don't know if I'm fucking with a Russian in a bar fight.

Russians, Albanians, and Mexicans. Leave them alone. Mexican. The same people. Edon will tell you. Mexicans are very... I sound like... Residential Aztec warrior.

Thank you, Ma. Appreciate that. Don't do that because that girl keeps cussing me out in my fucking DMs for calling him Mexican. So please DM more. Don't DM me. Listen, it's all jokes. I love all people I grew up with Mexicans, Albanians, Cambodians. Listen, man, I'm not racist.

Cambodians. Anybody think I'm racist. fucking thing. Cambodians is fucking hilarious. Yeah, it was Cambodians on my block, for sure. I'm from, bro, I'm uptown New York City, bro. I'm probably the only black person on my block.

How about that? I was like one of three. In Puerto Rican. And Puerto Rican. Like, yeah. In my neighborhood? Oh, it was a gumbo pot. You're trans Rican.

No, I'm not. Trans Rican. I don't put trans in front of anything that has anything to do with me. I just don't like, I'm just saying I'm not trans anything. I can't say I'm not trans anything. Where are we at? I can't say I'm trans-anything. You're transphobic is what you are.

I'm not transphobic. I love all people. I don't, I post it stuff. Let's talk about that. But if you don't want to be trans, transphobic. No, we're going to talk about it. Let's not. We can talk about it.

So, wait, you did post some bullshit. What do he post? I was about to text you, but I didn't have good service at a festival. It was bullshit. So Governor Kathy Hocel, is that how you pronounce the last name? I don't know. Well, she had tweeted that. I'm a Democrat.

She had tweeted that now in New York State, you can identify as X on your gender. Oh, I saw it. What you think, right? People was to, oh, you're transful. I'm like, and this is why, and this is why, that was a clear indicator that people just read shit online and make their own assumptions and just jump to conclusions and say shit. Because, well, what did you say in regards to the topic? Just so we can no longer get any more ads. No, no, no.

It wasn't even about, it wasn't even about the gender thing. It was like, this is, these are the things that they're announcing that they're moving forward on during a time like this. I don't care. I've said it a minute. I don't care about what people do sexually as long as with consent and adults. I don't care about that. Gay, trans, I don't have fun, love who you love. I don't care about that.

I'm just saying that during the time, and that's what the post is about, during the time like right now, women can't decide what they want to do with their bodies. They can't decide they want to have abortions or not. They're trying to take that away. But now people can identify, you're announcing that people can identify as X on their driver's license if they want to. but women can't make decisions about their own body. This is what you're announcing during this. Obviously, mental health is a huge problem in this country where people that have mental illnesses

can run out and purchase automatic weapons and kill black people grocery shopping and kill a bunch of babies in school and things like that. But this is what you're announcing? These are the policies that you're moving forward on? They're always going to take a topic that shouldn't really be an issue at all. And even though the trans movement is very important

It shouldn't be an issue because it should just be Do whatever the fuck you want to do As long as you're being safe and not harm it people Exactly and that's my point But they did it with gay marriage During the McCain and Obama Sugendezes man I think even

A lot of the Black Lives Matter movement Was taken advantage by a lot of politicians That are just grabbing this I said that on an old show and I got killed for it So they're just going to continue to find New topics that see how we just debated that long, topics that will get everyone to start talking about something

that should not matter. And I don't mean that in a way as trans people don't matter. It should not fucking matter what people want to do. So this should not be a debate. Just let people do what the fuck they want to do. Now you're just using it and carrying the shit on to distract us from the actual real fucking issues. And the fucking shit, Trump's going to start campaigning. So it's really about to start

for this presidential shit. Biden's fucking everything up. they're going to try to find every simple-ass distraction to get us from talking about actually fixing shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's like they're literally sitting here playing with our intelligence, playing with our emotions, the pandering from the politicians.

It's just like so much bullshit. And it's getting to the point where it's like insulting. It's like literally fucking insult. It was like when Hillary came out and said that she, oh yeah, I carry hot sauce in my bag when she was on 105.1. And I would sit up there like, is this a fucking joke? Like, is this what we're, doing here? Like, our politicians are

really playing with our intelligence like this. They really think that we're that stupid. Like, it's just so insulting. It really is. Biden told you that if you didn't vote for him, you're not black. I'm just ready to get a gun. I'm going to get a gun. And they voted for them. Yeah, and they voted for him. Speaking of transition and we transitioned

to a whole other conversation. I don't know how we got through all that from court. Look what Koi's doing for the culture. Just sparking conversations. Moving the conversation forward. Coyler-Rae had a show. And now, she bought a fan on stage. which is what a lot of female artists do. They bring a guy on stage to kind of like play with the idea of, you know,

lap dances and being sexy and all of this. So she bought a guy on stage, give him a lap dance, a little show, a little, you know, make him feel good about itself, send him on back to his crew. He'll be the popular guy in his hood. But he got a little handsy. I'm watching the video. No, I haven't seen it.

And Edon, you can put the video. I'll put the clip in. He got a little handsy. And, you know, when a celebrity breeder. brings you on stage and she's performing, usually she'll tell you, she'll whisper to you, they'll keep your hands,

see your side, like, don't touch me. Like, don't touch me. Like, don't try to kiss me. Which is what you should know anyway. Like, Janet Jackson or somebody or Rihanna brings you on stage, you don't just start grabbing their ass.

And that's where the professionalism comes in because to avoid situations like that, the OG Janet herself, the men were always restrained. They were always restrained. They were always restraint. So their arms could never touch her. They were always.

He should have been that. You said. Come on, you set it up. He said it up to you. But yes, their hands are usually strapped to make it kind of seem like the whole, you know, being bondage and all of that. Forbending fruit kind of thing. Yeah, that type of thing.

But this guy, you know, Coil-Leray, no need for hand straps. Let's just tell a guy keep his hands to himself. Hopefully he'll listen. This young man was a little over-excited. Did she tell him to keep his hands? I'm pretty sure. She whispered something to him. She whispered something in his ear.

A manager or whoever's bringing the person up should say that before they get on stage. And I'm sure they did that. He got a little handsy, and he grabbed her ass and Coileray told him to get him to fuck off the stage. Good. I like it. I understandable. Yeah, absolutely. He was just a little too excited, a little too aggressive.

Devil's Advocate. I think she invited that kind of energy when she did what she did. And unless you have him restored. I'm queen of don't touch me unless I want to be touched. But you're climbing on top of a man and popping your ass in his face. They do that. So you're. So you're a victim.

Strip clubs are allowed to be, strippers are allowed to be touched. No, they're not. So what you're saying is. Private dance, private room, you can't touch a lot of people. Well, it depends on the street room. It depends on who you know. And I'm not, I know they're going to kill me for this.

They're going to kill me for this. And I'm just playing devil's advocate just to push the conversation. There is a chance that she invited that. Don't say that. You're saying, look what she was wearing. She deserved to be sold. No, that's not what I'm saying. That's exactly what you said.

She was popping her ass because she was twerking. She was asking for her. She called him on stage. For a lap dance. For a lap dance. Yeah, for a lap dance, hopped on him and start popping on him. But he's not allowed to touch her. No, yeah.

That's the little of course not. Yeah. And then now is get the fuck off the stage. Yeah. Yeah. You cuffed her ass cheek. He grabbed her ass chicken. I saw what it.

I'm talking. The tip was close to the lips. Yeah. The way he cuff, I hate that. I know that move. When you cuff too deep, you can feel that lip right here. The lip be right here on these two fingers. you. And I was like, come on, this thing got too close to the lip.

I said it when he growled. I was like, yeah, he got a little too. Yeah. That, that, that grip. The middle finger touched. Yeah, that, that grip, it was like. Sometimes the pinky you could get away with it. I just feel like professionally. When they get warm right here on the tips, you can feel a warm. And she was performing. Yeah. I feel like professionally her reaction didn't match with what she did. Either restrain him, make sure it's clear that he's not, because I don't know if she made sure it was clear that he wasn't allowed to touch her. I think, you know, so we didn't got the full video. We got the video.

Yeah. Okay, even if it's not clear, you just don't touch me. Just don't touch me. Okay, no, I agree. I completely agree with that. But the whole, yo, get the fuck off the stage, this, this and that. You got on top of here and start popping your ass on this man. Unless you told him specifically and security told him, don't touch me, I'm not surprised that he touched you.

Okay, what? Well, surprised and it being okay or two different conversations. Like if he was holding her- Yeah, I'm not saying it's okay at all. I'm not shocked to get it. Or something like that while she was riding on, while she was dancing. That's different.

He palmed the ass cheek and kind of like The fingers were a little Like almost in the thigh He's coughing to feel Yeah that was a little too much I guess I'll ask because Roots is this weekend What do we like should Maul bring Maybe like a young lady up on stage?

I'm not bringing a young lady on stage And like maybe you know he's gonna talk about Maybe you give like your version of what Coy did No We'll make sure she doesn't touch you No Like we'll make sure you're safe You think I'm going to start, like, bouncing on the woman's lap?

Yeah. Is that what you think? Aggressively. No, that would never happen. Maybe we should tie him all up and have a girl give him a dance. I think that would be great content. Nah, I'm cool. Rory, can we do it to you?

But I've already been on here. I don't really like lap dances like that. But for content purposes, I hate lap. This might be a craft shoot, though, because I don't know if it'll work. Because it could either be the funniest thing ever we do on stage, or it could be the worst thing ever. There's no middle ground.

How could it be bad, though? Because if she sucks, it's funny. We perform late. They might be drunk and want to do it. Listen. If it... The chances of us pulling a girl on stage to give me a lap dance that's going to actually... You're a heart throbbing in the podcast world.

I think you under... I think you underestimate yourself. More throbbing is weird. You're a sex symbol. I think there'd be plenty of women that would want to come on stage in Philadelphia. I heard you. And give you a lap dance. Get the fuck out of it.

Maybe we can... You're an eight. It's on the internet. It's on the internet. Remember how Beyonce and them did? I actually. I keep trying to step on that joke because I'm trying to save them all. Remember how Beyonce and them did the cater to you at the BT Awards with the three of them?

Can like we be magic, Terrence Howard and what was the other one? No. Nelly? No. And have us come on. That's content. Everything ain't content. You're bugging.

That would be so dope. We're going to be at a festival. They're going to be outside all day. Ass is going to be sweating, stinking. Nobody is sitting on my lap. Not doing that. What if they sanitize their hands before they get on the station? I said their ass.

You don't want their hands. What if they have a mask on? Are we going to wear masks? What if they have to have a proof of a COVID test? Yes, they have to be vaxed. Vaxed and waxed. So Damaris can check for waxes. I'm not doing that.

Why? You're a woman. You can be like, your girl, you waxed. You know, y'all can ask each other that type. I can't ask that. Yeah, you can ask women if they're wax. No. Why do they need to wax?

It's still very creepy. That is creepy. Because what if they've been over too far? Like, we were at the horrible decision show in Atlanta and the girl took her panties off to come outside and have a tour on stage and have a tourc contest. I felt a little violated about that. And we asked, we were like, are you, did you take your panties?

She said, yeah, I just took them off backstage. So Rory and I sent security to try to find the panties and she went crazy. No, no, no, no, no. Vigina was like. Yeah, like, she had her whole vagina out. Like, I don't think, and bent over in front of us. And I was like, she's not wearing any panties. I think it is men's fault to some degree because I think women deal with so many thirsty men

that they think that something a man is going to like. Like, I think she went on that state. thinking that you and I were going to love that she has her panties off and her whole vagina was in our face. I was very uncomfortable. Yeah. Like, I did not enjoy that. And listen, nothing against a young lady. Nothing against, it's nothing to do with appearance, anything.

Like, just don't put your, don't put your pussy in my face. I don't know. It was a little too. If she was fire, y'all wouldn't care. She was attractive, though. Yeah, she wasn't ugly at all. She was attractive. And that's where I completely disagree because I've had women I deem super attractive do some real weird.

It could be a little too much. It could be a little too much. It's just a little too like... Maybe her panties had a hole in them and she didn't want you to see that. No, she told us she took the panties off purposely. She told us she took them off. Because they might have had a hole in them

and she didn't want y'all to know that. So you take your whole panties off? So we see your actual hole? Yeah. Or here's another thing. How about just don't go on stage for the turk conscious? Yeah, there's that. That's an option too.

How about to sit this one out? And also... If your panties have a hole in it? Like, oh, shit, I was going to go on that twerk. But panties got a hole in it. I can't do that. But also, too, like, she was good at twerking. When she was doing, she put her whole vagina on a stage.

Yeah. It's where you're talking between? A gripped mouth for me. Fan, don't put. That's the best season. The best season? It's the best season. Dust?

Yeah. Dust and footprints. Stage dust. That's nasty. I'm the one that says I like the season. I don't want the stage seasoning. If you are hard worker, I'll take some work seasoning, but not that type of work. Well, Coil-Lay, I'm glad that, you know,

Yeah, stand up for yourself. From now, on correlate, if you're going to bring men on stage, make sure that you have some restraints. Yeah. And, you know, strap them to the side of the chair or some shit like that. Well, bingo card, Tiana Taylor, is, are we being a... Yeah, but she bought women on stage.

I'm about to say, are we giving this double standard thing? Tiana be turning them chicks out on stage. Well, I told somebody that I think Tiana Taylor is the baddest chick on Instagram. So she's going to... Is she going to Roots Picnic or is she going to something in the water? I say this because I need y'all to get me on stage. Is Tiana on the bill? She's not on the roots picnic book.

She's not on the roots picnic. She's on something in the water bill. Yeah. I need you guys to let her know I'm coming. Ew. No, Tiana might be the goal. Tiana's the goal of bringing somebody on stage. She had a whole fucking fake orgy when I went to Terminal 5.

And I need to be apart. Mall? What about me? Are you texting Tiana right now and telling her to I'll be at. No. Okay. Can you tell her that I'll be had something in the water and that I'm the one she needs to bring on stage, please. Tiana got all of these girls out here. I just kind of want to know how Demaris would see that text conversation going. Yo, Tiana, my friend's going to something in the water.

She wants you to pull on stage. Okay. Hope she enjoys the show. Okay. I think a few people are going. I told somebody that Tiana is the baddest chick on Instagram. You settled on this podcast. You said it on this podcast. Yeah, I believe that.

Because every girl wants to date her. Every girl would sleep with her. A mom gonna fuck you up. Why? I can't wait. He's gonna get your ass through. He got reached.

Beat who ass? Mine's? My ass ain't never. I don't know if he could fight or not. Carmen Clay is the only one that's ever beat my ass. I would be pretty sure that he could fight. You said who? Carmen.

My mom. Oh. You never been beat up a more? I thought you said common. I just wanted to say when did you get your ass beat by the comment. All right. You never lost the fight? Lost but not beat up.

Like we say beat my ass. You know when you see niggas on words. I get beat out of their sneakers and they're like on the floor knocked out never okay but I've lost fights for sure gosh one nigga popped on me that nigga hit me so hard I almost went got the strap for that nigga I said I he's he knows something that sure hurt it he's he's a fighter if I'm taking a loss that this whole place is taking a loss when I come back with this fucking bird that nigga is in the gym like he that nigga hit me so hard but you know you got to take your losses did your brothers beat you up when you were a kid no never so

you never lost the one of your brothers mm hmm never got into a fight with my brothers. Not a physical fight. Seriously? Mm-mm. I'm taking Biggs in that fight. Biggs will fight. He got hands. Yeah, he strikes me in some of the hands. So you're trying to say Hop don't got hands?

He's not aggressive like that, though. You can still have hands and not be aggressive. Yeah. Those be the ones, actually. I don't think Hop has ever even really had a real fight as a grown adult. I strive to get to that place. Yeah, like, I think after a certain age, like, you would have to, what would you be fighting about? Like, after 30.

Your own ego? Four, five. What are you fighting about, really? Your own ego and demons. Well, see, yeah, that's a whole different fight. Like, that's a fight. That's a forever fight. But, yeah, like, I think as a man, I think you get a certain age,

professionally in your career, you're doing different things now. Like, you know, my brother's been successful since they was in their 20s. You know what I mean? And they've been getting money traveling the world. So they probably fought each other, but you were a lot younger than them, right? No, no. None of my brothers fought each other. Mm-mm.

I mean, Beans was beating everyone up in the backstage, documentary. No, it's just like as a person with a sibling. I don't know whether it's different for girls, but everybody I know what boy siblings too, like siblings just fight. Like that's what they do. No, you fight, but not like no real hands. Throwing hands, that's different. Yeah, not.

Arguing and things like that. Like, yeah. Like, have put holes in the wall. No. We didn't do that shit. But like if it was something pop off and somebody calls them, oh yeah, we did. Like, you got to fight all of us, my nigga. Oh, yeah, of course. That's true. But yeah, no, it was, I think after a certain

age and it just. But I'm not, I'm talking about, like, young. I'm talking about like 10, 11. But the age difference, like I said, the age difference between us is like I'm the youngest. Yeah. Like, what would I be fighting my 24-year-old brother for? So you and your twin didn't fight? You and your sister didn't fight either?

We fought. Yeah, we fought. Okay, that may, I would assume that y'all, y'all would be. She looked like she could beat your ass. I'm not. I definitely. I'll let her win. And I love her.

Yeah. I would never hit my sister. I would, you think I would actually hit my sister? Of course not. Of course not. But, yeah, she used to slap me up, scratch. scratch the shit out of my arms and shit like that. Like, yeah, absolutely. We used to

get into like physicality. And I used to just grab her, but that's when she would fuck my arms up scratching them. Like I grabbed when she's scratching my arms. And you know no matter what, you getting in trouble. Of course. That's what I'm saying. I can't. You can't go but so far with your sister. Like, you can't hit your sister. But it's like pushing. You know, she slapped me, scratch me. I put in the headlock.

Stop scratching me, stop. You know, she like... You ever did the thing where like you hit her and then she started crying? This is what? This happens really young. I've never hit my sister. But like, you know, push her or something. when you're younger, like kids do. And then, like, she started crying. You like, shh, shh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You never did that before?

Of course. Oh, my God. Of course. What? Your siblings start crying and you're like, I'm sorry. I'll bite. The most I ever did was push my sister. Like, I would push her, put in the headlock, things like that.

But I'd never like, like, hand on face and hell, no. Yeah, same. I can relate. Fuck, no. Did your 23 and me test come back yet, Rory? I don't even think Edden put that shit in the mail. I did. I think Eddie stole my saliva, Paul.

He said, he's like, he's like, he's like, Shots of Rory spit. Yeah, it gave to the girl that sent me the nude. Oh, you got the proof. She made a video of you guys. But I don't know. You could have put any box in the mail. Yeah.

I can see you doing some weird. The girl, Rachel, with the nice tities. Oh, yeah, Rachel. She did a live where she heard our show talking about her nudes and things like that. And she was so giggly and just like. You want to fuck the shit out of you, Roy. Yeah, she want to slurper. I'm emotionally and physically unavailable at the moment.

But she is. He's a very attractive woman. Ew, did you say you're emotionally unavailable? And physically unavailable. What a dork. I know. Loser. You know what they call that in the hood, right?

You know, if we would have been like in private. I can't use that word anymore. Yeah, no cameras. No cameras, no mics. You know what we could have called you on a block, right? All right, cool. Kendrick said it three times. We ain't know no better.

You know what I'm saying? We ain't know no better. That's all. You know what I mean? Demarius is a man, though. Boy, fuck you. I love that record. That's not the record, though.

It is the record. I cannot believe. Kendrick really made a record like that in this climate. That is so fucking crazy to me. And incredible. Only Kendrick can do certain things. Only Kendrick. Really?

Only Kendrick. Got to love Kendrick for that. I'm not talking about his amazing talent level. Just certain things only Kendrick can get away with. That was one of them. If NBA young boy try to make that shit, they're cancering him. Yeah, it ain't going to happen. Oh, come on.

Yeah. We know that. They wait in the cancer. him anyway. Speaking of boxing, and I don't want to get to interviewy, and we don't really talk about your family like that, but let's bingo card it. You know, I watch every Dame Dash interview

ever. He used to talk about that they used to go to some boxing Jim, him, hove, your brother, Q-Tip, and like a bunch of other rappers. I heard Q-Tip could fight. I heard Q-Tip was in there getting busy.

Because I asked, after I watched that Dame shit, I asked people that notes, it's like, yeah, no, he boxes. Q-Tip, you can't fucking... Q-Tip boxes. It's a few rappers or artists that work out and get in the gloves that throw hands. We don't talk about how dangerous Q-Tip is if he's outside and your girls outside, too. Yeah, women like Q-Tip.

He's one of those guys. If you can fight and make Benita Applebaum, how do we stay? I'm a chance out here. Look at what you tie together. Fighting and Benita Apple. What a perfect balance. What a perfect man. And it's his tone of voice.

He's an attractive guy too. Hey, I would believe that if a woman is talking to Q-Tip and they're having a phone conversation, I would see her liking his accent and his voice. Would you call me the word we can't use if I say... Yes, I would just call you it. I'm saying yes. I say I would judge my girl if she didn't like Method Man or Q-Tip.

Ugh. Have some respect for yourself. Why? But you don't like But you would get mad if she liked A bum. Fucking Travis Kelsey Or Mac Miller

But you expect her like Method Man and fucking QTor No, I just don't want to be around women That didn't Weren't obsessed with Method Man and QTip You too young for me

Oh that's okay You're talking about like as far as Or Lloyd Banks Oh Lloyd Banks Oh Lloyd Banks had the bitches And Camer And Juo Santana Cameron and Jewel Santana

Yeah And Fab I just look It's not a It's not a sexual thing. It's just I can't really trust you. Like, I don't know how you grew up. You're just untrust, trust.

Because I've been around women that are like ailment. It's a thing that, and women won't talk about it, but women, and it's a thing, men and women. Like, there is a distinct thing that women just like light skin guys, like especially entertainers. That's not fully true. I don't think that's true. I think that's, I think light skin men are liked, but I don't think it's just solely. Entertainers, though. Entertainers.

It's a thing. I think that there's just a lot more light skin entertainers due to colorism. So you would see that they like more light skin entertainers. But they don't like them because they're light skin. They like them because that's the only pickings. It's the only pickings. It's like when we get mad at the only thing that people like. We get mad at suburban kids who go to white schools and, oh, you only date white women.

Yeah, I only see white women. I don't really see black women. So how would I date a black woman? Oh, and also to your point, I think they'd fuck Travis Kelsey and rest of peace, Mac Miller, but Mac Miller way before they'd fuck me. So that it wasn't in regards of how I looked. It was the era of which she grew up in.

Okay. And the zone, the district that they grew up in. Maybe she got bused to school. I don't know. Yeah. Some sad news. Please, no sad news. Well, it's breaking news. NFL cornerback, Jeff Gladney, dead at 25 after a car accident. Arizona Cardinals cornerback and former

first round draft pick died early Monday morning following a car accident in Dallas. He was only 25 years old. The details surrounding the fatal Memorial Day crash are not yet clear. Gladney born in Texas in 1996 was drafted by the Minnesota Vikings, the 32nd overall pick in 2020 after starting at TCU. The standout corner played in all 16 games for the Vikings in 2020, racking up 81 tackles, 63 solo tackles.

That's hard. I didn't even know that happens. You literally just told me on air. No, this is, yeah, breaking news. It just happened. They just announced it. Yeah, that's tough, man. Tough news.

So prayers, real prayers and real condolences to his family. That's just a tragic accident that, you know, it's hard for the family, any family that ever had to lose a loved one through an accident like that. It's tough. Yep. Damn. Mom.

Um. But some music came out over the weekend. What music? Lobby Boys. The Lobby Boys is out. That Mayno and Jim Jones. Shes fire. Really good project.

Shout out to Mano. Jim Jones. I was in Atlanta most of the weekends. I only got one listen. I did link them because they've been working on it for a while now. For over a year, for sure. I linked them definitely over a year ago to listen to what they was working on. And it sounded amazing then.

And off the first listen, they kept a majority of the shit that I loved. So I think the project is great. I do want to give it some more spins because I was in Atlanta being a hoe. And thoughtting around with the young. generation. It's all good. Meanwhile, I only want to listen to Mato and Jim Jones. You only want to be a lobby boy.

Yeah, I was, I was yelling at JD. Yo, play that lobby boys. Shout out to Jim Jones, shout out to Mano Lobby Boys now available. Blanco 5, Millie. Shout out the Millie's. Really dope project, man. Millie's just somebody that I've been, you know, following for a few years. A lot of his freestyles on YouTube.

A lot of his videos. And I'm happy to see him now getting recognized. I'm seeing him pop up in a lot of different platforms. platforms. I'm saying a lot of people like just finding his music. Yeah. I'm glad that kids stuck with him and, you know, molded him, gave him some games and tools. He's dope.

Yeah, no, Millie's is dope. Shout out to Millie's Blanco 5. Available now on the DSPs. Shout out to Blanco. Shout out to Millie's. Um, let's be industry for a second. Oh, shit. What happened?

I feel kind of it's not corny because you know I don't even talk about this type of shit I did check something off my bucket list when it came to the rat world I got high as fuck with currency

I was so fucking high see look you see he'd get high with currency but most smoke with me mm-hmm it's literally on camera no no no no no but he's the podcast heartthrow but you would you hit it twice

and handed it right back you was like nah I'm cool currency come to town All of a sudden you gas boys But you're not currency No no I know I'm definitely not currency But now all of a sudden you're hitting the gas

You're getting high as fuck with currency It's all good man You know shout out the currency I felt peer pressured No listen If you're hanging out with currency One thing you're going to do is smoke I think it's almost impossible

To hang out with currency for more than an hour And not smoke I don't want to admit this I've drank and drive before It's not something I'm proud of, but I've done it before, and it's something I shouldn't do and stop doing. I pulled my car over. Oh, you would have happened.

When I left, I would have been better off being drunk as fuck driving home. Really? You're not a smoker like that, so it hits you differently. And currency has his own weed, which was an abundance around. And, you know, logic would say currency's weed is probably pretty fucking good. Put that with virgin lungs. Yeah, it hit you a little, it hit you harder And on top of that

You know, we was out like You can't look pussy Like I had to, you know You had to look cool Yeah, you know, you know when Denzelie That was a monster hit you just took dog And train you day Yeah, I was doing a lot of those

Yeah And Yeah, I I pulled over when Dwayne Reed Got some cold water May it poured it over my head That isn't gonna do anything for you But okay

I mean, I was high. I was trying to make decisions that... When you're high, the best thing to do is stay hydrated, drink a lot of water. But it wasn't a bad high, like, it wasn't a bad high because when I was younger when, you know, we was just smoking fucking Reggie. I would get too high sometimes

and it wouldn't be a good high. It was a great high. I was just too high. I know what you mean. To drive my car through a tunnel. You're not a smoker. So that, that, I can see it hitting you. I can see anxiety kicking in.

I wasn't really anxious. I was actually more. concerned for my own safety in a non-anxious way. You were probably laughing like, now I'm high-as-fuck. That's really what I am. I'm high-smok. Yo, come on, just. But that's why, and as someone that's a drinker or not a smoker, why weed is so much

better and healthier for you than fucking alcohol. Because when you get drunk as fuck, you just make stupid fucking decisions. Absolutely. I was high. I was the version of high that you are when you two fucked up throwing up type shit in in comparison. I get it. And I just pulled over.

I was like, just give it a second. Smart thing to do pullover. Yeah, I can't drive high either. People are like, nah, I can drive high. I'm like, I can't drive drunk. I'm like, like you said, Roy, I've done it before. I'm not proud of it. But I can get myself home drunk.

High, I will be at the red light that's now green and then red again. You'll be at the stops and not waiting for the turn green. Yeah. I'm bugging and laughing and bugging the fuck out. Like, I'm going to jail. Like, if I smoke and drive, I'm going to go. Drinking and drive. See, drinking for me is no one should drink and drive.

Yeah, that's the crazy. Nobody should be high and drive either. Just drive sober. I like being, I'll smoke and drive only because for me it's a different feeling. It's like, you know, you've ever been driving and like you listen to some music. It's perfect weather outside. You got the windows cracked and you just in a zone. And you almost forget you're actually driving because there's muscle memory.

You know your way to get home. You know which highways, which exits jump off. So you kind of just like an autopilot. But that's weed. That's smoking weed and driving. Not what I was when I was high and like couldn't operate a vehicle. You know, that's what I'm saying, because you don't smoke, so the high is different for you. But drinking, to me, things start spinning.

Like, you know what I mean? And it's like, it's like things start moving and I don't have no balance. Like, I'm just, you know, I can't hardly keep my eyes open. High, I'm just more laid back, relaxed, calm and just like, just coast and just floating a little bit. So the drive, driving high for me is actually like therapeutic. Like, it feels good. You don't even really like, you're thinking, but you're thinking, but you're. you can't remember what you're thinking about.

It's like that type of zone. Like almost like having a dream and you wake up and then 10 minutes after you wake up, you forgot what the fuck you was dreaming about, but you know you was dreaming. It's the same thing. Like when you're high and you're like in a car, like just driving.

I'm supposed to be driving the 15 passenger van down to Roots Picnic. I kind of want to see mall drive it instead. Let's do it. I've never seen you drive. Bye, dog. No, I wouldn't drive. I mean, I can.

Please don't. Why? I'm actually a safe driver. I have anxiety with other people driving anyway because I've been in so many car accidents. I'm a really, really safe driver. Like really, really safe. I'll drive fast, but I'm safe.

I'm not the fast reckless. You know, some dudes drive fast and they dip in and out of lanes. I'm not that guy. If I'm in my lane and it's open, or we moving? But I'm not dipping and swinging that shit side to side. I'm not, I don't drive like that. My sister did that shit when I was off like an edible one time, and she's like the dip in and out of lanes.

Like she had a small BMW and she would just like in and out, in and out on the FDR. Bro, I was just a only way to drive, though. You can't play that game on the FDR. I was like, Those lanes is too tight and too close. It's Formula One. Yeah, nah, fuck that. I thought I was fucking dying.

Fuck that. No, I don't play on the FDR. Made my bones on the FDR. You did what? Never mind. What he said? What did you say with your bones? Made my bones on the FDR.

What the fucking? What are the Italian racist? With my main squeeze. Yo, you have the oldest fucking slang in the world. I talk with my pops. My pops still talks like that. Made my bones. That is fucking hilarious.

Speaking of Bones, and his old Italian things. My pops still be busting your chops. Can we say RIP to Ray? Can we say RIP? RIP. Rest in peace to Ray Leota.

Listen, man. I saw that. Like, I was in a gas station. I saw it like in the paper. And I was like, oh my God. And I immediately took a picture and sent it to Rory. And I didn't like that you sent it to me

because I had seen it. And he's very high on my favorite actor of All Time List. So I was like, why is DeMaris reminding me again? I didn't know if you knew. I'm sorry. Yeah, my mom called me immediately because we like Rayliota together.

Yeah, no, Rayliota has, I mean, you know, Goodfellas, classic, classic character in Goodfellas. The best gangster movie. I don't care if y'all want to fight me on it. I mean, it's the best movie ever to me, but. Really? Goodfellers is my favorite movie of all time. Wow. Great movie.

One of my favorite movies for sure. I don't know if it's my good. Definitely my favorite movie ever. But yeah, Ray Leo, classic, classic movie, classic character. You know, it was kind of tough to see that he died while he was away filming another movie. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, they were in a Dominican Republic filming another movie. He passed away, believe, in his sleep.

Yeah. In his hotel room. Wow. For the people that spent all that money on that movie. Yeah, it's tough, man. You know, it's... Whenever you lose, I mean, when I do go, in my sleep would be probably ideal. I think that's the most peaceful way you can go.

Where does he rank, man? And what? Actors? Overall, I'm looking at his whole filmography. Like, he. Not filmography, not discography, Lord. Sorry. I know we throw the De Niro's, Pacino, like the typical names.

And I know Ray Lowe, they definitely got, like, his flowers. Everyone knows what time it is with him when it comes to acting. Yeah, great actor. When you do field of dreams and good fellas in the same year? Yeah. No, he was in the early 90s for sure. He was Ray Leota was the, he was one of the biggest, the biggest actors for sure. I mean, you should blow he was incredible.

He did blow and John Q in the same, damn near the same year. Yeah, man. So prayers and condolences, I'm sorry, to the Leota family. Did he have kids? I didn't know much about his personal life. I just loved him as an actor. I believe he did. I'm not sure.

I know he was engaged to be married. Okay. He has a fiancé. So yeah, so prayers to her, prayers to the entire family. Rest and peace to a legend, man. I guess the last one would be the Sopranos movie, the Many Saints in Newark. Was that the last movie he was in? I...

That I can remember that I can think of you. He probably had some roles and maybe some TV series. here and there. Yeah. But to me, I think that was the last, the last movie that I think all of us would know about. Yeah, man, that's very unfortunate. Life is fragile, life is delicate, life is short, live it,

chase your dreams, chase your passions, walk with love, walk with respect, walk with dignity. Mall is, is Bram Stoker's Dracula a classic to you? No. Vampire in Brooklyn is a classic. Okay. That's a classic fucking movie. You never seen vampire in Brooklyn?

I've got to make a movie list for you because I got to fill in all of the movies that she would like love. That was going to say, you got to watch her with her. Yeah, you keep standing her up to watch movies. But she, she took some other dude out to go see Doctor Strange. You'll never forget that. Look at the spicy put on dude. Yeah, some dude. What's his name?

What's his name? You know his name? It's dude. Oh, yeah. Dude. Like, you're like, oh, no, I got another. I got another movie date. I was like, oh, okay.

Yeah, because I would have never seen Dr. Strange. You know what I was gonna go I got better shit to do than play I hate things lying to me See this is what I'm saying I told her I was gonna take her to the movie All your shit in the box of the left You don't think she wasn't gonna see that movie

In the closet? That's her stuff Edith thank you for that Thank you so much for your contributions I'm gonna call Alex and out of it Oh my god I'm glad only Edna and I Never bought it's okay It's fine so y'all never seen

Bram Stoker's Dracula I've seen it. Is that what, that's what, what's my guy's name? Brad Pitt? Is he in that one? No. He was in a Dracula movie, right? I think you're thinking about Tom Cruise's.

Oh yeah, one of them was a vampire. I remember that. You think of Ocean's a man. Brad Pitt was in a Dracula movie. I think it was doing a Dracula movie. Yes, he did. What are you talking about? Oh, no, he did.

I'd be wrong. Bram Stokers was Winona Ryder, Keanu Reeves. Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt were in an interview with a vampire. One of the biggest vampire movies ever. Yeah, but it's not I think I was locked up up when that came up. Damn, locked up.

What the fuck? In the early 90s, what the fuck were you doing? No idea what I'm talking about. I haven't seen that either. When did interview with a vampire come on? 94. You weren't even born, Rory. I was four years old in 94.

Yeah, you still weren't born. Bram Stoker's Dracula. I don't remember which one that was. I may have seen that one. Let me see. Bram Stoker's Dracula. While you're figuring that out, Rory, would you remember?

Gary Olin, Keanu Reeves. Oh, I love that. Anthony Hopkins. Wait, I think I did see this. You had to. Yeah, I've seen this. No, this is 92 yet. No, this isn't, I don't, I don't think this is a classic.

This is all Frankenstein. Yeah, I don't think this is a classic. Blah. Are they calling us a classic? Blah. Gladiator, to answer your question. Yeah, same, gladiator. Gladiator.

I asked Troy or Gladiator. I'm sorry, I just did not know that Brad Pitt produced The Departed. Does it surprise me. Did he executive produce Did he produce like how when I make edit produce stuff? He put money into the film Yeah And he produced 12 years of slave

With the range That's a range on this guy That's a weird passion project I've always wanted to tell the story Like of how your ancestors Used to beat mine Yeah great Because you can't have a face like Brad Pitts

And he's like Hitler's wet dream That's funny because he's the race He's what Hitler was trying to do What? Wasn't he even in Glory's Passers? It was a wet dream. It was. Glory's Bastards.

But Troy or, um, gladier. Gladier. Okay. I just want to make sure y'all was on. Is Mr. and Mrs. Smith a classic? No. Nah. It was a good movie.

I don't say classic. Like, you don't have to watch that when it comes wrong. You know what was a real classic? Friday. I was just watching Friday. Get what? Ice Cube? Yeah.

Ice Cube and Chris. Thank you. Yeah. We know that already, but thank you. Yeah. This is the first time seeing it? No, no. seen them at times.

I was revisiting that. I was like, damn, the first 20 minutes in itself. Classic. Classic. Amazing. I'm not rolling. Pouty Tang. Has anyone seen it?

Underrated. Underrated. No, no, no, no, no, no. Putty. No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. No, no.

So, like, underrated to me. Putty Tang is underrated to me. By the way, that's an underrated flick. I think we have growth in maturity because Edden just told us on a podcast that Friday was a classic and we didn't fire him. No. There was a lot. No, no.

I said the worst things before. Oh, my God. I looked in him like, fucking dumb. I thought he was saying it like it was his first time. I don't understand. Like, yeah, first time. I just watched it like Friday's 13th. Three, you talk about which movie?

What you sound like, he sounded like so surprised. All three Friday is a classic number one. Like what? Not a lot of people to say that. That's not true. All three? I don't think three is a lot. I love the Christmas one, but it's not.

What? It's not a classic. It's a fucking amazing movie. Not a classic. I think a lot of people saying next Friday is not a classic. It comes on every Christmas on regular cable TV. Okay. That's how you know what's a classic.

That's BET. That don't count. Wow. I don't count. Look at what I'm all. You are problematic and against the cause. No. By the way,

and they come to well. I mean, it doesn't, because BETT play a lot of shit that's just like. Wait, hold on. First of all. They played that Friday movie. No, no, no, no. That's who plays that Friday.

No, but that comes on like Friday after next year. They play Friday. No, but that comes on, that comes on, like, the premium channels as well every Christmas. Best Man Holidays on HBO. No, that's BET. But there's another movie. Both best man's on HBO now.

There's another movie that comes on BETT all the time. Baby Boy. No, the Tyler Perry movie with Shemar Moore with the terrible corn rolls. What's the name of that one? They play that fucking movie. Medea's Family Reunion, if I'm not mistaken. No, it's not the family reunion.

Diaries of a mad black woman? Diaries of a mad black woman, I think. Yes. That was one of the best ones. That's why they played it so much. That's a good movie. No, really good movie. great story but that fucking

that that lace front ain't right yo why they'd be having a whole nice bust down like Tyler just bought I was just about to say that anyone see that fucking house you bought you're about to say congrats to Tyler Perry on that fucking fucking estate he just bought in Atlanta but this motherfucker has the biggest house

in the entire fucking state of Georgia easily that house is fucking crazy might be America 100 million dollar mansion shout out that was only a hundred million dollars that's why I love Atlanta that's why I love Atlanta that's why I love Atlanta That shit should have been a billion dollars.

No, that house is insane. And it's, and it don't even look like it's done. It's not even done. Like, the property isn't done. Because he still has. Yeah, they say he was still building. I was just thinking, like, when I saw that, I was like, why would, like, do you need that that house?

Then I was like, oh, you just built a whole studio. Yeah. This would be the only next thing you could buy. Well, that house. That house now is going to be handed down. Oh, no, for sure. You know, that's his estate. That's his estate.

You know, this castle. And the amount of shit he can shoot in there. Come on, bro. That's just shout out to Tyler Perry, man. He don't get enough. I don't think Tyler Perry gets enough credit. I don't think he gets enough. Tyler Perry is a legend.

A legitimate fucking. In every sense of the word. But I'm just saying, I don't think that people say it enough. I don't think they speak on it enough. Tyler Perry is a legend. He's an icon. And he has class. He has taste.

You can tell. He pays attention to detail, except for the hair budget. And so I have a black woman. All right, let's not. Tyler Perry makes a lot of bullshit. I love Tyler Perry and I think he's great. But you say he has class. Legends don't make bullshit?

No the fuck. He makes a lot of bullshit. You're a lot of candoring. I'm talking about in real life. Real life class. Oh, okay. Like every time you see him, he has on a great suit. His house is like, come on.

He has the right shit. Let me ask you a question. And it's Tyler Perry related, but also not. It could also be generalized. Could you still be a legend if you make a bunch of bullshit that ends up being for a greater cause. Because I think outside of what he's done in film, I think him

making that studio in Atlanta is what solidified oh, you're a legend now. Because I think that was extremely important. And I don't think you get that studio without playing the volume game where you put out a lot of bullshit too, but it worked. Because the bullshit we're talking about

was monetarily valuable. He never dipped low in sales. I think that Tyler Perry, he gets a knock because he highlights black trauma and families. And Spike Lee has been very vocal about that. Yeah. So, you know, I understand it.

But you can look at it that way or you can look at it like he's making the conversation public. And but again, I didn't want to bring it to the forefront. That's why I didn't want to make it just Tyler Perry specific. But I think sometimes putting out a bunch of bullshit can get you to a bigger cause that. It starts the conversation. Yeah. And it puts you to a place where the overall. goal is important while the little things that get you there may be bullshit but listen man i you know

everybody it makes sense in my head i don't know it does but everybody has their way of doing things especially my somebody's content specific writers and directors and producers they all have these unique ways of telling these stories even spike lee a lot of his movies uh you know crooklyn and do the right thing he's always been you know trying to have the conversations of police and justice and for sure Black people in the inner cities growing up. So, yeah, I just think it's the way of storytelling in our culture that I think Tyler Perry and both Spike Lee have been able to do. And they just do it differently.

I don't really knock Tyler Perry. I understand how some people are like, damn, because even I've said it, I'm like, damn, some of his movies and storylines is like, damn, come on. Not one family is going through all of this shit at one time. Even though families do go through a lot of shit. I know a lot. My family's going through a lot. And a lot of people I've grown up with their families.

you know, people go through their things, but I do understand how some people could be like, yo, Tyler, a lot of people do. Yeah, like, let's just back up off. Like, the storyline didn't have to go there. Like, she didn't have to lose her kids, her leg, and catch AIDS. Like, you know what I'm saying?

It's like, God damn. Like, you know what I mean? It's just a little, sometimes it's a little much. It's trauma bomb. For sure. It's really trauma porn. And my point was not, is that a real. Trauma porn is a real thing.

Like, for color girls, the movie, which I don't blame him for because that was a book, right? That's trauma porn. It's a movie that I'll know. never watch again because it's so traumatic that the only reason I would watch this is to be traumatized. Like there's no other reason. It's not good of enough

a movie to warrant all the trauma. So all the point in Tarantino's movies. Yeah, exactly. 12 years a slave. Trauma porn. There are people who like watching black people in trauma and I know it sounds sick and crazy to us, but it's real. Classic to Django.

I thought the deed was silent. It is. Django. It's Django. I was more so saying because it's not my place to speak about the content in Tyler Perry's movies. I was just saying the amount of work that he did, you can have your opinion on it but got, I think, to a, I hope a better place with that studio and the opportunities it may create with it. I'm never going to argue anyone. I actually have not seen very many Tyler Perry movies. I'll be honest with you.

The ends justify the means. Well, I'm asking. I'm not saying. It was more a question. it was anything because I'm trying to learn and be educated. I appreciate that for you. It's a true ally. True ally.

She called this man an ally. He's an ally to the plight of black people. That's, the word ally is so fucking stupid. So it sounds like Allah. So it's kind of like, you know, you teethe in the line, buddy. Watch yourself. I see on the list of things, DeMaris wants to play rock paper scissors with me.

No. I didn't produce this show. everybody. Edin produced this show. You're welcome. We fired him 17 weeks. We didn't give him more responsibilities. I know. I was busy. So I said, Eddn, can you produce this episode? And he says, sure. And then I go on the list and it says

play rock paper, scissors. So, first of all, that's crazy you're wearing those dunks because I was wondering if you were to wear those things. I don't know why. Second of all, Little Pump had played rock paper scissors with a fan and then ultimately lost. And what they were wagering was that they were to trade. He would give him his shoes or some shoes.

And what shoes did he give him these? I don't think those shoes, but he just gave him shoes. Would you be willing to wager that? My sneakers? Yeah, your dunks. Yeah, sure. Rock paper scissors? Fucking degenerate gambler.

Oh, for that. So we got to play rock paper scissors. And if I lose, I give it my sneakers? Yes. You have to walk on barefoot. No, I'll let them ship them to me. We're not doing that. We're not walking home barefoot.

I'll let him ship it to me. It's even funier because she said that she'd win. So he played rock. Rock paper scissors with a fan lost and gave, took the sneakers off his feet. I don't think off his feet, but I think he gave him sneakers overall. Oh, like bought him some sneakers? I would buy Damaris of sneakers if I lose rock paper scissors. All right, let's play.

If Damaris is poor of what she gets paid, we need to look at your spending. You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? If I lived in anywhere else, I would be a baller, bro. Of course. If I lived anywhere else. Welcome to New York City. Welcome to my life.

Yeah. I would be a fucking baller. You know what I'm paying rent from my fucking penthouse? anywhere else I'd have the whole block yeah oh you live in the penthouse you tell us that well it's their version

he showed us it though it's their version of the penthouse there was no floors above him yeah from that video like elevator right to it I'm like Bruce Wayne baby I want to see everything below me

BWB what's that line that uh who said that somebody just put a line in their verse that was kind of cool about penthouse top floor was it Jack Hollow Maybe

Probably But here's the thing I mean Anybody get a penthouse in Kentucky That's another thing Like We're talking about Kentucky Bro

Like go on bad What he said He did say a line about He was like I don't remember I live here He said something My neighbors don't really care

That I live here But my postmates Can't believe That I stay here Something like that was hard Oh yeah Yeah I remember that

Because that's happened To me before Which is weird As fuck Like I'd be answering The door on the phone. Yeah.

I'm like, yo, good-looking family. Yo, mom, I'm like, oh, shit. I'd be forgetting sometimes. I'd be like, what's up, man? So you have someone to leave it at your door? Yeah, but you, DeMaris, I still walk around. Like, I don't, I don't, I don't, I know celebrity, man. Your heartthrob, the podcast heartthry.

I called me a, first of all. That shit is hilarious. Roy came up with that and I'm letting it. No, no, no, you know why it's funny because just putting podcasts in front of that is hilarious. You're the podcast sex. Who else would it be? You. Oh, you're right.

You're redhead. Look at you, little red self. These bishops want I think y'all are probably the most attractive Like, no bias All the podcasts All the male podcasts is attractive? No

You don't, well, everybody has a podcast now So Amy Schumer You don't think Mano's attractive Conan O'Brien Conan is more attractive There you go, look at you You're little Conan

I'm Conan son Little Conan Little Co It's little co Yo, you be a Conan son You're not a rap name of a little co fucking hilarious. Little Co.

That's Low Coe right here. I didn't even know that was Low Coat at. Yo. Low Coco. Oh, Coco. Hey,

fucking yo. All right, all right. Oh, shit. Oh, wow. Now I think about it. I don't know, Mo and I might be the most

attractive podcast duo in the game. And then that says a lot about the game. If anyone feels a lot about the game terrible hands. The game is nasty. So yeah, I think that's it, man.

So no plans after we leave here. Nobody going home to cook out. No. I might go bowling. As soon as I get the crib all the way together, I should be done probably like two weeks. I'm going to invite everybody. I want to have like a cookout on the deck.

Really? Yeah, man. I want to do some shit. Are we invited? You're going to order some food? It's going to be a vibe, though. It's going to be a real vibe out there. Let's remember this.

Okay. It's going to be a real vibe. Bring this back up when winter comes to see if this ever happens. You're going to be the first ones to come. You're going to be the first ones to come. It's just going to be us. See, that's corny. Don't separate us.

Don't just make us to buy. Other friends. Don't try to separate your crews. No, no, no. First of all, I don't have. If you think I have a crew, I do not. But I'm just saying I want us to be the first ones. And then after that, I'll invite other people.

Like, you know, we all hang out. I'm going to make it like an every weekend thing. Thank you, Ma. Like, we get on the deck. Are you going to cater? I could get a cater. I could get a cater. You know, no, no, I'm going to get a cater.

I'll get a cater. I'll get a cater. I'll get a cater, chill on the deck. You know what I'm saying? Has some eats, has some weeds, some wine. You know I went back on my card and realized that everything for your birthday I paid for and I didn't notice that

I like used my card on accident Oh well shit I mean you all right oh it's 4040 No no no No She cooked for my actual birthday Oh Yo but I mean at this point like you can't even

I mean this is love cards Love is love Love is love love you know it's love You know it's my birthday Fuck it Yeah so no plans for Memorial Day I don't know I might link Brit See if she see if she

if she got them. Tonight. Yeah. Who knows? I might cancel therapy in the morning. I need some sleep. I don't like my therapist schedule. So out of all of the things that you can't answer.

She'd be up super early and her whole calendar is packed. Because depressed people, of course, the afternoon is going to be just fill up because depressed people wake up at 1 p.m. Right. So I can never get like, I always have to get the fucking 8 a.m. shift. But I have a quick question. You just said, I might. link Brit, see if she got him

and then said, I'm going to cancel therapy in the morning because I need to get some sleep. Quickly, make that make sense for me. He needs to live his life. Yeah, let that man live. If I don't make terrible decisions with women, what am I going to talk to my therapist about? Right. See, tell about content.

I need content for my therapist tomorrow. That's hilarious. You know, making bad decisions so you can get content for the therapist. Insane. Next level potting. If that's the case, if you ain't really here to get helped, then like, we could get you on Patreon

or content with my therapist yes I guess would you no I don't think you should do that it's not that doesn't sound like good idea

and that's not how I treat therapy and I don't think Brit is with the hose and I think we'd probably grab food and I'd be in bed by 11 p.m. 11.30 1145 who knows

there you're on see all right 2 a.m. okay yeah once he said Brit I'm not paying him any attention I'm not and you know

and you know Brit is off Mom duty on Mondays. Oof. Oh, now, that's up. Brit been ruining my life. Man, that's my homie. I might have to hear her.

My hair ain't done, no. Damn. My hair ain't done. It'd be trashed when you have friends that, like, their day off is during the week. And they be trying to turn up on a Wednesday. Yep. Like, all right. Yeah, we're not doing that.

Relax. I feel like a Monday night is a good for night for you to turn up, though, because we usually don't work on Tuesday. Oh, well, that's why it works. Because for you. Britt doesn't have to be on Mommy duty. Who fucking who. Are you complaining about your? your job, sir? We don't record. Because we keep trying to fire

you, you won't leave. So obviously you love it here. I do. You know, editing is our Aztec warrior. He fight strong like bull. I look at his thighs. I don't want to look at my time. You have no choice today. He had him out. He had him out. All right. Happy Memorial Day.

Yes, happy Memorial Day. Thank you to all veterans and weird happy Memorial. Never mind. It just doesn't make sense. I mean, we just got to listen. It's a national holiday. This is what we were programmed to do since we were kids.

Happy Memorial Day off. And shout-outs to all the people who died fighting for this Christmas shit country and thought that they were being patriots. But in reality, our United States government was fucking using you because they're horrible people. Yeah. Freedom. Yeah, we missed the ball on that one. They're jealous of our freedom.

Yeah, but happy Memorial Day either way. If you're with family, friends, loved ones, celebrate. The government treats us like toddlers. Have fun. Like, are we really that dumb? Yeah, we are. Like, you see me giving a Memorial Day speech? I'm still programmed.

Look, happy Memorial Day. I'm still programmed. I'm still programmed. Wait until you break out the Matrix Mall. You're not woke. B-boo. Oh, I'm out the Matrix. I'll be trying to muzzle me.

I'm out. All right. Damaris text me. She responded to my story like, Maul, please. Please delete this. They're going to come for you. I said, who the fuck is day, Demaris? They want my address.

You know what? Who the fuck is day? I said, you know what? You got it. Send it to fucking address. Send it to him. Come on. Bring it on.

Invite them to the barbecue. No, no, no. No, no. We're not doing that. Yeah, we won't be doing that. But either way, having more a day, have fun today, or you have fun last night, because you'll be in this tomorrow. Have we gotten to-

In New York the next two days? Has anyone done the lunch with Jay-Z tier on Patreon yet? No. Because they were asking, they were like, okay, do I get one dinner with Jay-Z or do I get dinner with Jay-Z a month? And I'm like, what the fuck do you think? No, tell them they get one a month. To keep paying.

$50 grand a month. Yeah, tell me keep paying. call right now. Like, yeah, they just want to talk to you real quick, kid. Listen, I have not used up any of my favors with him. Yeah. 50K a month. I think I could convince him to talk too lunch.

The real, for you 100 favors? All right. Yeah, we could talk. We could negotiate. That's negotiable. How much would you have to give him? All of it. Probably all of it.

All of it and then some. We would have to pay. Hell no. On top of it. I'm giving Jay Nutter. Sitting out for 10 minutes to say what's up to this, nigga. I need this $50k, my nigga. You think he can't do it for you?

Hell yeah. Easy. He wouldn't go out of If he's in New York, yeah. Like, he'll be like, He'll be like, You'll meet me over here. Yeah.

But he ain't, nah. He's not, he's not. He don't want to. I mean, Tom and Julius would have to vet the person that he's going to lunch with. Absolutely.

Absolutely. So, yeah, happy Memorial Day. That was today. We recorded this on Memorial Day for you fucks. New Year for Patreon. I'll leak mall's address. 10K a month.

Look at it. Look at what you mean. Because you got to keep leaking it after you. Once it's out there's out there, bro. Okay, one more. Not what you're going to move. Absolute 1,000 percent.

I'm out of there. Then I leaked the next one. I'm not, I don't know what we're doing the rest of the week. I know we are out of town. No, Roots Picnic this weekend. Roos Picnic is this weekend. Roe's weekend. I hope to see all of you guys.

Hopefully, Roy, will let me tie somebody up. That won't happen. We are a small operating company. We do not want to be responsible for any post-traumatic stage disorders that people might have. PTS. Wow, that's still PTSD. Absolutely. Come on, man.

Pow. Don't ever. No, no sign off. No, just like, let's just go, pal. Listen, I was saying something. Philly this weekend. We're in Philly. Shout out to everybody touching the stage this weekend at the Roots Picnic.

Shout out to the Roots Picnic for putting on. Shout out to the roots for putting on another picnic. Another great year. The weather's supposed to be great, 80 degrees. Shout out to Gillian Wallo for Curating the podcast. Shout out to Gilly. Shout to Wally for Curating the stage. Do you think you'll have sex in Philly?

No, I will not be having sex in Philly. I'm sorry Philly. I won't be having sex in Philly. Yeah, man, and just have fun to enjoy the rest of the week. Will you be having sex while you asking real personal questions, them all? I don't know. I don't, I don't, you know, I don't put myself in a box, no pun intended. Hey. Tamaris, what about you?

I kind of look at my life. I will not be having sex in-hmm. Tamaris will be getting her cakes blammed in Philly. If you have a beard and a felony, you qualify for the list of men that she will potentially let blam her cakes. Wait, a beard and a felony? In Philadelphia? You're going crazy. Come on, man.

That's the city for the beard and the felony. That's what I'm saying. She will be beside herself. This is Demaris's time to get her shit off. I'm fucking screaming. And have a wild fucking Roots picnic weekend. So if you have a beard and a felony. Me and Briss that we linking up, we get all the bad bitches.

So if you are a bad bitch, slide in my DMs. And what's a bad bitch? Because I see some chicks yell at their bad bitches. And I'm like, mm-mm. Ma. I'm just saying, can we have something to gauge? Like, what is a bad bitch?

Like, if a dude be like, yeah, I'm a baller, and you know he ain't a baller, someone, women are going to be like, nigga, you ain't no baller. Bad is a subjective. The bad bitch is an eye of the beholder. Bad bitch is not. Who's holding?

Yeah, who's beholder? Yeah, I. And also, in my eye, I get to make the... Yeah. Ma'am, what you think is a bad bitch where I think is a bad bitch and what anything thinks is a bad bitch is all different. There's unanimous bad bitches, though.

Yeah. There are unanimous where everybody can agree that that's a bad bitch. Yeah, but those women don't like me. Yeah. Don't take yourself out of the game like that. Some of them like you, yeah. Some of them.

Some of them like you. Look at the false confidence. Some of them. Yeah, some, I mean, I'm not going to ever say all, but some of them like you. Absolutely. Anyway, if you are a bad bitch, slide in my DMs. If you are a bad bitch, please, please, please do not, do not do anything with Demarice and Britt and say that Rory O'Mall had anything to do it.

Oh, yeah, please. That has nothing to do with the new Rory Mollocker. Whatever fucking necessary. Just know. I don't want to hear shit Don't say mall was around nobody Listen As someone that has publicly went through

I did not know What people were doing In their own personal times When they were attached to something That I was affiliated with Yeah So please Yeah but all seriousness

It should be fun this weekend It's gonna be good to see the people Get back out there in Philadelphia If you are not subscribed to our Patreon Subscribe to the Patreon Subscribe to the YouTube We go on on Sunday and Saturday. We as a family are going fucking crazy,

and I am recording every thing. And please tweet me if you want to give him all lap dance on stage to cater to me. I will make sure he has a do-rag on. What? Why would I have a do-rag on? So she can tell you- That's racist. No, it's in the lyrics.

She's going to take her du-rag off and rub your feet, run you a bath in the trailer. All on stage? Damn. Are we going to trailer? She's going to turn the sink on. In the trailer? Tap me on her. Just have her on her show

She rolled over. No, Ruth's picnic has nice trailers. You could definitely fuck bitches. I mean, never mind. Definitely have conversations with women. There you go. Oh, our trailer got to be lit. Now, let me start collecting bitches now for the trailer.

To loosen up the vibes. Friends and family. Friends and family. Friends and family only. Yes, only friends and family. Only my cousins are allowed in the trailer. So, yeah, we should have fun this week and that should be pretty cool. Enjoy the rest of your week.

It's supposed to be nice in New York City, tri-state area. I don't know about the rest of the country. I'm pretty sure it's always nice in California. That's not true. It's not. You know what to L. It's sunny in Philadelphia.

Oh, they tore me up for saying it doesn't, for saying it rains in California. Demaris, we've been in a drop for years. And then literally it rained that day. I said, you know what? Just leave me alone. We've been in a drop for years. You built a city where there's no real water source. Today's the first official day of summer, correct?

No. No. Memorial Day is up the official stuff? No. That's the day the beach is open. But that's not the first official day of summer. First official day of summer is in June, June 20th. June 21st.

June 21st. June 21st. Okay, so listen, so at June 21st, this is what I wanted to do, DeMaris, can we keep track? Because I had a theory over the last, however many years, that every Friday in New York City, it rains in the summer. Okay. So can we please keep an account of every Friday starting the official start of summer

that it rains. You were right one summer. In New York City. I forgot what summer that was, but you were right. It rains every, it might not rain all day. It might not rain all day. But it's going to be some rainfall in New York City every Friday during the summer. Okay.

You were right. I forgot what summer. that was when you had that theory. You were right. Bro, I'm trying to tell you some the craziest shit in the world. We only get really two good days of the weekend in the summer in New York City.

I'm just laughing that DeMera said this is the day that the beach is open. What beach open in Cuse? First of all, I have a beach and our beaches and our beaches and our are just as raggedy as beach. You know what the beach?

They directed a lot of the budget to clean up Orchid Beach. All right? Orchee beach is very clean. All right. It's very clean. Long Beach is nice. Jones Beach is, all right.

Jones Beach is nice. Yeah. You know, y'all have been to real beaches. Stop. You all know New York beaches are horrible. Don't do that. The Hamptons? It's New York.

Listen, I mean, I'll give you far rock away, but if you keep going down a rock away. Go down far. More rocks. You can hit past the rocks. You go to Bell Harbor. I like the Jersey Shore kind of beach like over there. I really like that beach, actually. Long Beach and Jones Beach are just like the Jersey Shore.

Yeah. It's literally the same thing. Jones Beach is not. Long Beach is, does Long Beach count is New York or is that New Jersey? That's in Long Island. Long Beach, Long Island. Yeah, that's New York. Why are you, wait, why you suspicious like this hasn't been there for 200 years?

No, it's Long Beach. Yeah. In New York. Because I thought they had a Long Beach in Jersey. They have Long Branch in New Jersey. That's, you're right. Yeah, Long Beach, New York. And Orchid, they cleaned it up.

It's not bad over there. It's not bad. It's not bad. I, trust me, I grew up. They used to wool. Orchie used to be rough. Crack pipes. Ooh.

Niggia, it was all kind of shit in the sand. Now? It's still crack over there. They just put nicer sand on top of the crack. Yeah, they filter it. It's like kitty litter, is what I call it. It's kitty litter. Thank you guys so much for hanging with us.

Have you ever flown out of LaGuardia and they do the lap around and it goes over Orchard Beach? Yeah, like they're trying to show us something nice. Look at this shit. But from the air, I'm like, I wonder if people really look, because it doesn't look bad from the air. It doesn't. thousand feet above, Orchard Beach, like, oh, that looks like a nice little cove. Yeah, no. They cleaned it up.

They definitely cleaned it up. I haven't been to Rye Beach in years. Oh, gosh. I don't know what it's looking like over there. Since I was a kid. Eddie, when's the last time you've been to Rye Beach, Edith? Years. Long time ago.

Long time ago. Probably when I was a kid. Maybe early 2000s, I think it was the last time. Yeah. I haven't been to Rye Beach in years. Anyway, enjoy the week. Great weather out there. Have a good cookout.

Don't get pregnant. Please don't get pregnant. Please don't let that get impregnate you before summer. Let everyone enjoy their food at City Island Don't shoot anyone, don't fight Yeah, McKeever, leave the chairs on the ground, please Just let people enjoy their shrimp in peace I've never been to City Island, Mark, you take me?

No, you do not want to go to City Island It is rough over there Trust me, yeah, whoop your ass and pour motherfucking tartar sauce all over you Don't want that. You ever been beat up with a margarita? Yeah, you don't want no part of City Island Leave that shit alone

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