New Rory & MAL - Episode 73 | "Soul Glow"

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

The boys are fresh off the trip from Philly (literally, the cheesesteak smell hasn't been washed off yet), and ready to give you a slight recap of their trip. They start off giving condolences to the victims off the mass shooting that happened while they were there, and then get into it! They also give support to their LGBTQ staff members and wish them a happy Pride month. They also give opinions on who in the NBA should start a podcast, debate on the latest celebrity breakup, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Like, that's where I get captured. I'm wondering what those sounds are when she's giving me head. Like, no. That's the souls of the fucking... Oh, what the fuck. That's your demons leaving your body. No, no, don't do it. Don't fall in love.

That's how I got in here. It's the same move, the two hands with the twist. New Wariam out. Welcome to another episode of the New Roryam All show. Another adventurous escapade of the sorts. Fresh off the PJ. Fresh off the PJ and by PJ we mean Philadelphia Jetney. I'm sorry, what?

Yeah, the Philadelphia Jetany. Isn't the Jetty like the Little Shuttle Buses in Florida? Don't they go like the Jetty? Do you have a shuttle bus? I don't know. I know the poppy bus on Route 4. Patterson. So like the dollar van is, I think in Florida, I think they call it the jetny or the jetny,

something like that. Okay. I believe that's what they call it. That's their gypsy cab. Yeah. Fresh back from Philadelphia, uh, Roots picnic weekend. Uh, had a good time. Did not have a single Philly cheesecake?

I had a vegan one. It was pretty good. They didn't toast the bread, though. I didn't, I don't toast the bread, man. You can't have a cheesecake and not toast the bread. That is true. Right? I thought that was kind of crazy.

Like, how you don't toast the bread? Well, quickly, I'm glad we did not go get cheese steaks. Rest in peace to the tragedy that happened on South Street because that's exactly where I would have went to get a cheese steak. So I just want to start before we get into our entire Philly thing to say rest and peace to the people that lost their lives and prayers to the people that were harmed in it as well. Yes, prayers and condolences to all of those affected. Prayers to the families. Prayers to the victims. Another unfortunate event around what was supposed to be fun, good times, you know, good night.

nights. You know, unfortunately, some people still, you know, find a way to ruin, you know, what is supposed to be a joyous occasion, a lot of fun with friends and family over the weekend. So again, man, we, you know, we're living in those type of times. I hate that, you know, it's become so normal. Like I said, I think since we spoke about the tragedy in Yuvaldi with the elementary school, I think there's been 22 mass shootings. It's crazy. In the U.S. since then. So I was fucked up on some. Sunday personally, and I know we don't show affection on this podcast, we just shit on each other. DeMaris was on South Street. We were on South Street. Edon was. Edon was. Oh, you were as well. Yeah.

Like, I was, I was angry at y'all, and then I was terrified. I felt like a fucking mother on Sunday. I was like, why the fuck are y'all going out? And it happened on South Street. And then I started thinking, what if something happened? I don't know how I would have dealt with that. So I'm happy you two are both safe and the loved ones that you guys were with, who I I care for. Happy, nothing happens to you guys.

Yeah. I woke up because somebody kept calling my phone. I stayed in. I watched the fight. I watched the Devin Haney fight. And my phone kept going off and I'm like, who's calling me? And a lot of people from from here at home in the city, they was calling because they knew that we were in Philly. Yeah. Same. So people were calling checking, making sure that we was good. And I'm glad that everybody was good. You know, like I said, we weren't far from from there at all. It's just unfortunate, man. Like, do you know, we can't even, you know, go out to public events and feel like, you know, feel safe and feel like, even when we're at the Roots picnic, even though we know the second day Sunday, the security seemed to tighten up the measures

a little bit. It's been batten down the hatches. It's tighten up. Every 15 minutes we were getting patented down in search. Which I was fine with. I understood why they had to do it. Listen, I'm totally fine. I have no problem. I want everybody to be safe, you know, so if that means you have to check me and who I'm with in search. Cool. As long as everyone is being searched, I have no problem with it. So, yeah, it's just uncertain times.

We're living in crazy times. You know, I just encourage everybody to just be aware, be vigilant, you know, and protect each other. And, man, just try to, you know, just try to do something to avoid being in a situation where you or your loved one may be harmed or may become victims of some senseless, stupid, you know, people just wanting to do dumb shit and fuck up a great time, man. Very uncertain times. Well, did you guys have fun on Saturday night, at least?

Would it have been in vain, Edin? If you caught a hot one in the shoulder? Oh, man. I didn't even do anything. We got there right after it happened. Okay. And then we were trying to get an Uber. Let me tell you how stubborn, DeMaris.

Sorry, DeMars. We were trying to get an Uber. They had the street closed off. We're walking towards that area. And the cops are like, yeah, you guys can't pass by here. Demaris goes, no, our Uber is going to pick us up that way. We can't cross that way. In her defense, she didn't know what was going on.

We didn't know what happened. The crazy shit is I literally text worry. I said, if I die, I just want to let you know I love you. Whoa. I swear to God, but we had no idea what was going on. And mind you, I'm getting all this when I wake up in the morning. I'm getting all these text messages from people in New York. I'm getting calls.

And then I see that message. And I'm thinking like maybe DeMaris was just like on her 17th shot and was like, yo, if I die. Yeah. That's what I thought. From alcohol poisoning. Yeah, that's what I thought. No, no, it was nicks out there with blickies.

That's why I said if I die, it was. It was, it was kind of static. Yeah, the, like the moment we got there, we didn't know what had happened. Like, they had just roped it off. But all the people that obviously weren't injured were like just still walking around. So it was, but we had, you know, we're drunk and like just stupid.

We don't know what's going on. I'm glad. So this happened when y'all arrived, did it already happen? Yeah. It had just happened. So I'm glad. So I'm glad I was, I argued y'all down for the time I did. Yeah.

Because y'all would have left right away. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. We were all sitting in the bar and we were, and Chris was like, let's go, let's go, let's go. And literally us sitting there talking to you was the only reason we didn't get there faster. Yeah. Well, I'm glad everybody is safe.

Well, I always was safe, you know, and then. Prayers, prayers to those. Everybody ended up not, but. It was a weird weekend. The energy was just weird, man. Everything felt weird. And then we woke up Sunday. day and got the news, rest and peace to trouble.

Yeah. One of the artists from Atlanta that I really listened to, I enjoyed his music. I just always heard good things about him, good energy. Everybody I know that knew him personally, just never had nothing negative to say about him, how much just of a good person that he was, his energy, his demeanor. A lot of things he stood for, a lot of things he stood on, just, you know, a real stand-up guy, man. So it's unfortunate that we had to wake up to the

news of his passing. So prayers and condolences to the family of trouble. Prayers and condolences to the community, you know, from what I understand about him, was just one of those guys in the community from Atlanta, from Georgia. That was just, you know, a really, really good guy, man. So that was just, that was sad to hear that. And then that was followed by the news of Metro Booman's mom, her passing from a, call it what it is a coward. You know what I mean? So Metro Booman, you know, You know, good guy, you know, prayers to you, my brother, because I can only imagine what it's like to one lose a mother, but then to lose a mother in that way. Yeah. From the hands of a coward, you know what I mean?

It's just, it's just, it's tough, man. It's tough. It's definitely sad. You know what I mean? So just, you know, keep these people, keep these families in your prayers, please, because, you know, losing a mother like that, you know, as a son, I, I, I, I, I, I. I can imagine what he's feeling. For sure. And feeling like, you know, you lost your mother that way.

So prayers to Metro booming. Prayers to his family. Absolutely. And yeah, man, let's, you know, let's just continue to keep each other uplifted, man. Let's keep positive vibes, positive energy, love. We need more love. It's a lot of dark energy like that seems to be surrounding, you know, the world and especially our culture right now. I don't know what's going on, man.

but it's a lot of dark negative energy, a lot of dark negative energy. I mean, I think on a positive takeaway from Philly, it was nice to see so many artists embrace each other in a positive and loving way at a festival. Yeah, sometimes it can get messy and weird at festivals. And, you know, the Roots Picnic is probably not one of those where you would think it would happen,

but it was still nice to see how many artists, even during sets, showing love to other artists, backstage, people embracing. There was some positive energy, through all that weird negative shit that was going on during the weekend. So I did enjoy watching that. But on a lighter note, Roots Picnic, what did you guys think? Roots Picnic happened.

Fun things, not sad things. It was good to see the people out at festivals. Again, that was my first festival in years. So it was good to see people out. It was good to be embraced by the people. People showed a lot of love. We all got a chance to see Sosa, Chief Keefe's set. of his set. Yeah. So we walked

over to the stage. He was performing at and it was good to see the people was still excited to see Chief Keith and still were like engaging with him knew his songs and was dancing and he still had a packed auditorium. Like it was just it was just good to see Chief Keith in that light

in that energy. People showing love embracing him. People really love Sosa. Listen man. He's a legend man. Chief Keefe is a legend. I've said plenty of times is fucking Wayne Kanye and Chief Keefe. That's everyone's kids right now is from them three.

It's so much different when you are watching timeless music. It's so easily separated when you actually see it. There wasn't a single record from over a decade ago to now that Chief Keith played that everyone in the crowd did not know every single word.

That's timeless shit. That's where I know hip-hop especially is a very in the moment shit in like one year in hip-hop world is seven years in the regular world. Chief Keith's music is fucking timeless. Like, it's the difference of when that fucking Bentley pulls up, uh,

what's the, to the Chrysler. Yeah. When you see real timeless music come on and what it does to people. Well, he's responsible for what probably is the most popular sound. Yeah. And our culture right now.

Absolutely. The drill sound. He's, uh, Chief Keith is solely responsible for that. Uh, it was definitely one of the forefathers of that sound, of that energy.

Um, so, It doesn't sound dated. You know, he looked like he was still in his element. The music was still sounding good. And it was just good to see him, man. Like that actually was my first time seeing Chief Keefe performed. Me too.

I've never seen him perform before that. So it was good to see him perform. And it was, it was a little weird because Benner hit us when we were on our way there saying, uh, Chief Keefe wants y'all on stage. And I was like. And how that was worded to me. Yeah, I ignored. I was like, oh, man.

I don't, what do you talk about? Like, what are you talking about? Now, granted, I know all the words, but I just think there's better height, man. Yeah, I did not fit in that. I am now much older, like, you know, I just not, I can't jump around and do all that shit that they was doing. And now that I'm a homeowner in the state of New Jersey, I don't know what it would do to my property value.

If I was screaming, I'm blowing New Jersey up. No, they want you out of there. They want you out of the neighborhood tomorrow if they caught you on stage of Chief Keep. So it was just interesting, you know, to get that info from. Benner, so we walked over there. But by the time we got there, he was more than halfway down with his set. And we had to get on stage.

And we had to get back to the podcast stage going. But it was good to see him. It was good to see the audience, the crowd, enjoying it. And like I said, he looked good. It didn't sound dated. It didn't sound out of place. And I finally got a chance to see him perform live.

So that was pretty fun. For sure. You didn't go the first day. I mean, we won't have to bore everyone with talking about performances. you didn't actually see. But Jasmine Sullivan, of course, was great. Sago.

It was a lot of people, and I'm starting to realize I'm not, I know I've been the labeled the festival guy. I think I'm getting to. You fessed it out? Yeah, man. I'm not as festive as I once was.

I used to be, because live, live music is one of my favorite things in the world. I just don't know if I have the energy anymore with those mass groups of people to go stage to stage. I was tired, man. Like, I really wanted to go see Benny, Rick Ross, and Black Thought.

I kind of was like... I kind of was like... And they were a little bit behind, so I thought I was going to miss it. And I still, like, I looked at how far that was. And I was like... Yeah, that shit was deep. I just can't make it over it. I just don't have it in me anymore.

I think festivals and... I think it's a great idea having multiple stages. Yeah. I think that I'm over that, though. Give me one stage and just let every artist hit this stage. let us sit here all day, let us set up our little, you know, we got whatever, our beach chairs, whatever. Like, let us set our shit up right here and just let us sit here from 2 o'clock to 10 p.m., whatever it is. And just let people come out and perform.

Yeah, I think rock the bells in retrospect, I think probably got it right. Like, I think with the multiple stages makes it much more profitable and allows you to be able to have the lineup that you have and be able to put that on and still not fucking lose money. I did rock the bells did like the big ample theater or the big stage and then they had the one side underground stage and it was like go there on your way in and see a few acts then get your fucking beach chair and just wait and watch every single act. Yeah. That's what it is for me. I can't. I just don't like walking around. Once you get a good spot, you kind of want to keep that spot.

But if it's somebody else you want to see on another stage that you have to walk to, you just lose your spot. Now, you know, that's, for me, that's what it is. I just like to once I'm here, this is where I'm at. I'm right here. Which is why I have to say thank you to everyone that saw us live because they had to hike up a pretty big fucking hill to go see us. Yeah, for the podcast. Shout out to all the podcasts.

Yes. And Gillian Wallow, thank you. Roots. Thank you. Guil and Wroots. Questlove, Black Thought. Thank you. Shout out to all the podcasts.

Scott Storch. Scott Storch. He was in the roots. Yes, for us. Scott Storch. Shout out to Earn your leisure. Shout out to horrible decisions. The podcast balls.

Jamel Hill. It was a lot. Yeah, there was a lot of people on the podcast. A lot of people on the podcast. Shout to Quest Love, his podcast. Yeah. So, yeah, it was a good weekend, man. Despite the negative and the tragedy, you know, we try to keep it as much positivity as we can.

So on a positive note, it was a successful weekend. You got really close to your first three-some ever. Did I? Yeah, I mean, it was dry-humping, but there was two women. Yeah, my groin is still hurting. It looked aggressive. Wait, your groin hurts? Yeah, my groin hurts.

How? Kiara, well, she slammed. Shout to Kira. And shout out to her. We love her. Love Kiera. She's so supportive. She's so sweet.

But yeah, she just, I think Kiera, she didn't, you know, she just, she threw it back kind of aggressively. I thought it was going to be like a sweet lap dancer. Here's the thing. I think she managed, because she's built very well. She's a very attractive woman. I'm trying to do it in a respectful way. I think she handled. Kiera's a big mama.

A very beautiful. I love the beautiful. beautiful one. She ain't no skinny mama. Yes. So what's the opposite of skinny mama? Big mama. But she...

Thick. She's a big one. Thick heavy. I was observing the lap dance and I think how she managed her backside, if you will, seemed like she was very much in control. And I think maybe, just maybe if you're injured, it means you're a pussy. Wow. Because she did...

Yeah. It's not like she just didn't know what she was doing and just threw her whole cell phone. you. She was managing the weight behind her back very well. But like I said, I wasn't prepared because I was expecting a more friendly, sensual. Yeah, like a more friendly, like, you know, she was a, uh, sensual. No, Keira. She wanted me to know that she had ass, thighs, tities, and she wanted me to fill all. Even Bayesley. Yeah. I would, I, you know, I just was like, you know, I thank you, Kiara, but now I'm numb from the waist down, but, you know. You'll recover in like a day too. Yeah, just take a few days. I'll be all right.

Now did you get like your first intro of how overwhelming sometimes a threesome can be? Because while you were trying to manage what was going on here, Weezy comes out of left field and now... No, well, Weezy set it off. Now you have to keep your head on a swivel. Yeah, Weezy set it off. Weezy looked me in my eyes and told me, your soul is mine, and I must drain you now.

And I've been waiting all my life to do this. And I was, from that point on, I was scared. She really said that? Something to the sorts. She turned into a... Even though that's like my friend and friend. That kind of turned me I would love for someone

to say that to me. I'm like so I'm like like wheezy like excuse me and then she just you know so I was okay so I think it was

because weasy she was aggressive but she wasn't as aggressive so I was set up for that I was prepped for that one and she's a professional yeah and then Kiara came

and just was like nah nigga I'm about to fuck your weekend up and she proceeded I'm about to fuck you yeah she just proceeded to just let me know

that this is a lot of woman you're dealing with right here And I just wasn't prepared. I thought that ladies we were just going to have a talk, get to know me a little bit. Yeah.

And, you know, and the crazy shit is it started as speed dating for you. And somehow I end up getting the lap dance. That's usually how it goes, right? What the... Yeah, because you ill like that. I'm the ill like that.

I think they're my chicks and then you take... No, no, no. No, no. I did not expect that. Kiera yelled out from the crowd, three-sum lap dance and then everybody started...

Well, was she... No, Kiera, when I pre-screened her question, And what she said was, I want to ask Weasy to give more a lap dance. And I said, okay, and she said it. And then Weezy said, only if you do it with me. That is true. And then the crowd went wild. The crowd went wild.

So Weezy is the culprit. No, I went wild. Yeah, so, you know, I love the ladies, love Weezy, love Kiara, but I need, I'm on the IR for about a week. I need to get the blood flowing back to my lower extremities. Viagra. There you go. It'll do it.

Yeah. It'll go directly. Oh my God. By Agri on a sore dick. That sounds like... Oh, yeah, that would be rough. I'm not listening to these guys. They want me to be in more pain

and I'm not doing that right now. It would be rough. Yeah. Well, speed dating as well as it went entertainment-wise. It didn't really work out for me personally, a relationship was. Send both for maneuvers. Say it again?

You sent both of the maneuvers. No, the crowd did. They didn't even ask for my opinion. I was trying to get to know them a little bit. The crowd was like getting an Uber. Uber pool for the second young lady. Wow. Well, she was nervous.

She was nervous. Her name was Amanda, I believe. She was nervous. Shout to Amanda. She was sweet. I mean, but when you look at Rory close up and you look in his eyes and his beard, it just throws you in a trance. I'm sure the ladies would don't off by this beautiful man.

I'm just so intimidating. With my looks. I can understand that Amanda was a little shy up there. Danielle was the first one, I believe. Was her name? Danielle, thank you, Danielle. Shout out to Daniel. Danielle surprised me because I thought she was going to be a shy one.

Oh, no, Danielle wasn't shy, though. She's from the Bronx. She didn't get me shy vibes. The moment she sat down, I was like, I was like. She goes to sleep to gunshots in the background. She doesn't even hug white men. Yeah. Roy was the first white man and she hugged.

I thought that that was very Bronx of her. Took her hugging virginity. Yeah. He broke her virginity with a hug. At Northeast Bronx, she could have maybe hugged an Italian. This Irish people were wrong. That's why I was like, this is the first white man. So yeah, it was a good show, man.

She never loved Sam. Thank you to all the people that actually, like you said, walked up that hill and came to CS came to show love. And then after we took a big group photo with some of the supporters that stood back and kicked it with us for a little bit. Weezy exposed my business that was pure lies. Which was? When she told a whole crowd of people at a festival that I fucked two of her friends.

Was it more than two? Oh, yeah, that part. It was three actually. Oh, okay. So she lied on Rory. Yeah, you're right. I expected more. Who was the third?

I don't know. You tell us. And that bitch's wasn't her friends. They don't even like each other. Now, she said her friends and then she said people that I follow. Yeah, that's, you know, I'm not fair. Because how many people did she follow? And then women always think that those are their friends.

Like, they hang out, they meet each other. in the club one night. They take a couple of pictures at the same table. And, you know, they take a shot and now that's my friend, my bestie. And while Weezy was lying, I have not fucked any of our friends. I did appreciate the reviews of how inconsistent I am. One of them said it was the worst shit ever, and then the other one thought it was amazing. So you got to keep them guessing. Keep you guessing for me. The third one now has to be the deciding factor.

Now I get a third option. And you have to let the other two watch. At the same time? Yeah, absolutely. That sounds good to me. Just could have been y'all. Y'all are very horny. What are we talking about?

I don't have no blood. I just want to see. It's just all thoughts. I haven't felt my legs in 19 hours. I promise you. But yeah, we had a lot of fun, man. Roots Picnic. Thank you.

Another year for Philadelphia. We're not going to talk about Ed and set? What? Oh, Edd, you did a great job, man, DJ. And I didn't even hear it. I was trying to prepare for the show. So we were in the trailer and I heard the music. And I'm like, wait, is that Ed and DJ?

And Benner was like, yeah. I'm like, okay. And they got on the mic and started talking shit. And it said, yeah. y'all ain't think I was a real DJ, huh? Y'all thought it was jokes. Yeah, Eddie, you did the transitions were clean, the transitions were smooth.

I saw him at Soundcheck. I saw the wrist action. I was like, oh, look at it. It's always good when you find out new qualities and talents of your friends, man. I heard a DJ drop at Soundcheck. Yeah. Thank you, Eddn.

I did not drop that once. Why not? I was like, oh, you got to get a drop out there. They know who I am. They didn't know who you are. But you did a good job, man. Definitely a good, good record. He was so proud of him.

He played a lot of good records, man. Thank you. I was expecting a lot of like a fist pump music. That's what I thought too. And I was scared. He read the room. He knew who he was in front of. He knew me.

I mainly play hip-hop. And it was demo. No, Edin, listen, you did a great job. Demo. I was surprised. I didn't think that was you out there playing those records. So when I was, first of all, it was funny is that Yad didn't really scream me on this. And I was, which I really appreciate that you guys let me do this.

But you guys didn't. We trust the stumbling. I mean, I was like, I'm like, I'm like, all right, cool. I can do this, but I was also kind of like, I wonder what they think I'm going to play. No, I knew you were going to read the room. I was at. I know you knew where you was at. I know you have enough records in your laptop. My catalog.

Yeah, you know what the fuck you were doing. But you did a good job, man. Thank you. I appreciate that. Shout out to Peach. Peage did a great job as well with all the graphics. Shout out to the whole staff. Thank you, Damaris. Child out of DeMaris and her nails. Damaris didn't read the van. Oh, my God. Yes, we have to tell us to so Demaris now. So we're riding

down to Philadelphia. I'm sleep. I'm fucking tired. As soon as I got in the van at 11.15 in the morning, you looked like you had a wild night. I was looking around. Did anyone go out with mall last night? Mall was cranky. He flipped me on. When I got in the van.

I was knocked up. You know when you're tired and then I turned like at Ed and he has a fucking camera on me? I'm like, hey, fuck you in that camera. Well, I was going to sit by you so we could shoot like more BTS content in the van. Then I saw what type of vibe. You were giving me like post-palooza wild night vibe.

So I was like, I just sat in the front with better. I was like, we're not shooting shit. Yeah, no, I was tired, man. I was out of it. But then we're riding. And, you know, like, I'm sleep, but you know when you could feel the car stop. So I woke up happy, like, oh, shit, we hit.

Like, I thought I slept the whole weight of Philly. So I'm like, okay, cool, let's go checking to the Zoom so I could really lay down and get some sleep. Mind you, I'm going to cut you right there. Because while you're sleeping, thinking that, I want to give you my perspective at that time as well. Okay. I'm a very nosy person.

I usually drive, so I observe things differently. I've driven a Philly 10,000 times. I've driven a Philly where there was traffic at exit 4, where there was traffic on 95. I know every way through Delaware. I could get to Philly from so many different directions. This did not appear like we were going in any direction. You've never taken this route before. Ever.

Okay. So I'm like kind of looking around and I open my phone and I'm like, this Demaris people were like, where are he taking us? Yeah. This is starting to feel a little weird. So we pull over to which I think, I thought he was going to get in the right lane because it was too long. lanes one going left. He then goes all the way to the shoulder in front of a church and puts it in park. I think that was a funeral home.

I don't even think it was a funeral home. I think it was a funeral home. I thought maybe he had a wake, a service or something, which I would respect. Like one of your loved ones here, like run in real quick, pay your respects. First of all. And then come back in the van. Wait, no, no, no. We have to stop right there.

Imagine a driver with 10 people in his van. And he stops. on the way to their destination to pay respects to his loved one at a funeral. And we just sitting outside with the hazards on. Yeah.

Time and place. That is, that sounds like a fucking movie, but yeah, that's what it was. So the car stops. That happened to me in Aruba, sort of.

We had a driver going to like some spot, like, you know, the touristy shit where they take you to like where the fucking caves or whatever. This dude pulled over at his crib.

Didn't say it where. We're like, what are we doing? He's like, I have to piss. He went to his house. He drove us to his house, got out, went to the bathroom, and then came back in, and then drove us to our destination.

Didn't even offer y'all to go pee. Another time I thought I was going to get lined. I was like, oh, he's coming out with all his fucking uncles. So the van stops. I look, I'm like, this isn't Philadelphia. I know the city is gentrified. It's like a lot going on. But I'm like, okay, this is not philocy.

So I'm like, where we are at? We weren't in Pennsylvania, New Jersey. We were in Vermont at that point. Yeah, so I'm like, where? So they're like, Damaris is getting out. I'm like, the Maris is getting out. So I thought Damaris had to use the bathroom. That's what I'm thinking of as well.

Yeah, so I'm like, they're like, no, Demaris is. I'm like, where's D going? They're like, oh, she's going to get her nails. And I'm like, where? Like, I'm trying to look for a, I've seen a funeral home. And then I'm looking in every, it's one of those towns where they don't have no gates on the front of the store. They literally just hit the latch when this business hours are over and just leave.

Like, it's one of those type of town. Definitely a lot of fucking your own family members type of town. Right. So I'm like, wait, Damaris is, we're leaving? They're like, yeah, I'm like, well, why would we be leaving Damaris in some random ass town? With the hills have Istown. Yeah, I'm like, oh, why are we leaving? And then everybody's looking like they know what's going on.

And I'm like, bro, we're not leaving Demarice in the middle of this fucking day. I was more so confused because I thought I was left out of everything. The confidence in which DeMaris had getting out of the van is if we all knew what was going on, made me feel like no one told me something the whole group knew. I feel like I was only one that didn't know. and I'm looking at y'all and nobody's really acting the way I'm acting something like, wait, we're leaving her?

They're like, yeah, she's getting a nils and I'm like, it's a funeral home and then it said something like boutique something, a beauty room, boutique room or something like that. Boutique room. It's where before the bodies go to the wake they do the makeup. That's what I thought.

I'm like, okay, so they roll the bodies here. Yeah. And then they roll them back up. Yeah, so I'm like, okay, I didn't know. But I'm just like, but why would we leave? But I didn't realize we were that far from Philadelphia. What are those called? The people that do the makeup on dead bodies?

It's a real profession. Morticians. Morticians. Yes. Morticians. Okay. Urd you to Margeon. I had an ex.

That should have been the first red flag that I ignored. I have an ex that was a mortician. Yeah, anybody that works with dead bodies, that's a lot of. Yeah. That's mentally pretty scary. Yeah, that's, or it's mentally fulfilling when you're a psychopath. Yeah, you see a dead body's like, now I have the last say on what you look like before you go into the ground. It's like projecting.

I mean, I miss her, but it's probably better than we're not. Yeah, so I'm happy that DeMaris was okay. and your nails look great. I see those are the Lou Boutons. Yes. Here's the thing. You didn't think I knew that, D. Right? But here's the thing, because y'all trying to sugarcoat it.

Y'all was talking mad shit about me. Y'all did not care about my safety. All y'all cared about was that you all that was the day. No, that was the biggest point of like, wait, you ain't drop a pin? It was an hour outside of Philly. All y'all had to care about. All y'all didn't care about your safety. All y'all cared about was the fact that y'all were in the van for 45 more minutes.

No, no, it wasn't about being in the van for 45 more minutes. It was because we were gone. That was on the way to Philly. Not really. It was just out there. This is the thing. And this is what I, y'all can take me to home in court, but I plead the fucking fifth. When I, when the girl told me where it was, when I booked it, when she told me where it was, she said, it's 20 minutes out.

I went and Googled it and it was 20 minutes away. You probably googled it at 1 a.m. Yeah. What happened was we ran into traffic because of the festival. So obviously getting back into that part of Philly because of the festival, it had a lot of traffic. So that's why it appeared to be 45 minutes away or y'all waited for 45 minutes. It was a Saturday, a nice day. We didn't wait for, no, it wasn't the wait.

It wasn't none of that. The thing was, one, we didn't know. Like, I didn't know you was getting out on the weight of Philly to get your nails on. So when that happened, I was like, what the fuck is the matter? We leaving her? That wasn't the original plan. We were behind. Right.

And I remember you saying, I didn't know any of that. I asked Benner, I said, Benner, do you need me from the hours of two to three 30? He said, no, I got it. You know, and I told him, we can't check into the hotel until four anyway, or else I would have All of that is fine. I didn't know any of that. So you got to understand, I'm waking up and I just see you getting out

in the middle of a town. I'm like, and then we're pulling off. So I'm like, wait, we're leaving Demaris here? They're like, yeah. I'm like, where are we? And then I'm looking at the, I'm looking at on the ways, 47 minutes to the hotel. So I'm like, so wait, we're leaving DeMaris almost an hour

from where we're at? And it ended up being over an hour. So I was like, yo, why the fuck are we just leaving her here? Like, they're like, oh, she's getting her nails. And I'm like, but we're going to Philly. Why wouldn't she just get her nails done in Philly? my nail appointment or just set it in the van when you were asleep. I then did the Google Maps to how far we were from the Logan.

Because I'm like, of course the marriage is getting her nails done around the hotel. That was the place. She was supposed to come to me. That was the plan. But I kept trying to get early checking for the hotel. They were not, they were booked. We weren't getting into four o'clock. I understand that.

I understand. I understand. Festival weekend. All hotels are booked. I get that. But I just woke up out of my sleep and seen you getting out of the random middle of town. And they was like, she's getting a nails. And I'm like, but why are we leaving?

Where are we? They're like 48 minutes from the hotel. So we're going to leave Demand. How was she getting to the hotel? I could have done your nails white and red on the back. Same. Damaris. See, I'm not going to say I could do that.

Thank you. I couldn't do that. I'm just saying, just let me know next time. Yes, of course. It was a split second decision. Just let me know. Once I know, I'm not tripping. But to wake up and see you getting out in the middle of a road, like, I'm like,

we're leaving. Yeah, Van just keeps going. I'm like. In her defense, she was thinking about you because if you didn't see the little money sign on it. She has a little shiny money sign on the names. No, you did not. Yes, I did. See? That's my dog right there. You were in mind all the whole time. You know what's

funny, though? Damaris lives in New York City. Oh, you have no... Let me tell you some, baby. You have no idea. I know how busy you are. You couldn't get your nails done. Not even that. The policies for these nail techs in New York is fucking insane. They don't work on other people's work. You got a schedule.

They're like, oh, my schedule for June is opening May 25th. It's like, it's a fucking ordeal. And remember Ma, I was sitting up here in my nail tech, call me like, hey, she hit me with that, hey, boo, I'm going to have to cancel your appointment. Literally, the day before we left. You gotta let my nail tech do your nails.

Like Kia do them. Luxe K. Okay. Some of your, some of your Instagram. But I do want to apologize for that. No, no, no. Just let me know. Once you get me to play, I would have stayed sleep.

Once I felt the car stop, but I'm like, oh, this Damaris getting out. Once I wake up and see you getting out in the middle of a road, I'm like, Like, yo, where are we going without De Maris? Because all I'm thinking is like, you, what if she called and be like, yo, some niggas ran up in this shit, and now we 48 minutes from you. We can't even get to you in time.

That's all I'm thinking. It's just safety at all time. And that looked like a town definitely where the sheriff was corrupt. Yeah, I'm like, yo, what the fuck? Yeah, I seen that movie. That looks like one of that small town with the sheriff's in on it.

Sheriff walks in the bar with three of his fucking outlaws. And they just start smashing shit. I'm like, so we're going to leave Damaris right here. And everybody's going to feel like me. nice and shout out to Gabby she cleared her entire schedule to do that name. Shout out to Gabby from the boutique room. Yes. Shout to Gabby from the boutique room. Look anything can happen. We didn't have Scorpion

Sub Zero with us. What's that? Scorpion and Scorpion and Sub-Zero. Y'all security cards. Oh, shout out to Swole and Gladiated, man. Thank you for us. Those are our guys. We've known them forever. They were really not that I didn't expect it, but they were really fucking nice. Swole and glad are the two ladies people ever. They intimidated the shit out of me.

Super good guys, man. Swole almost made me pee on myself when he called my full name. like that. Like, what he said? I was fucking terrified. Like, he's really, you know, people that are like really, really from D.C., they have a southern accent. Yeah.

He's really, he has that country D.C. accent. And his voice is so deep. So, like, when we were waiting for the sprinter, he said, Demaris, I said, hmm. I jumped so high. He was like, what's going on? I was like, I don't know. I'll find out right now. He's a suit.

He's a super cool guy. Oh, nobody calls my full name like that, but my dad. Yeah. So that I was, I was, I don't know. I just went back to childhood. Like, I jumped so high. Swole and glad. A couple good guys. Thank you, man, for, you know, keeping us safe.

And I had Bayes with me, and for those that, you know, obviously may not know who Glad is, even go on my IG, he's on my story now. Glad is one of the biggest human beings I've ever seen. He's big by security standpoints. Like, he's bigger than security. Yeah. I had Bays with me. And of course, he loved Bays.

He has two multipos. And I felt bad for stereotyping a really large person. He's like, you know, I have two. He was just cuddling with Bays. I would have a thing out, Rotweiler. Probably like, just something that murders people. I'm putting the video right here. And he was just so smiley holding, baby.

Yeah. Like, I was looking at him like, he looks so happy. No, I was glad. I know glad is short for gladiator, but some days it can be short for gladly. Yeah. Oh, my God. Glad to be alive. It's just a glad person.

He's just a great guy. Now, he will murder you. Yeah, with his bare hands. You'll crush your fucking skull like a grape. Oh, but, man. Man, that was fun. It was a good family outing. Good, good time in Philly, man.

So thank you again to the roots for putting it together, putting together another dope weekend, good festival. Yeah, I don't think I'm a festival person. I knew that, though. Like how I know I'm not a cruise person, I knew I wasn't a festival person. And when I experienced my first, I was like, this is not for me. It's not for you? It was so many people. Yeah, that's just so many people.

Yeah. Listen, this will be the last far list. This would be the last Roots Picnic review. Oh, shit. What happened? I was not aware, because I've been going to Roots Picnic since it was on the water, like with one or two stages. I was not aware that Roots Picnic is actually a picnic. Like, it's a picnic.

So when I went to go meet Demaris, Britt, and everybody, Benner, I was on the whole opposite side watching Jasmine Sullivan. They were at where the statue was, which was halfway through the main stage crowd. So I was like, fuck it. I'm trying to leave. gotta leave together. Let me make this track. I can get through a main stage crowd just doing my, you know, my dip dodge, just go this way, stick and move

type of shit. I was not aware that there was a picnic happening. There was 10,000 blankets laid out with bodies littered of either passed out drunk or trying to enjoy a fucking turkey sandwich watching Jasmine Sullivan. I stepped on so many people,

so many drunk humans by accident. I should have been like the only way to get through that shit would be to like levitate over that shit. That was the hardest festival. It was the only way. It was the only way. But I just saw a bunch of people.

I did not see the ground that was blankets and laid out bodies. Worst experience at a festival, not knowing that there's really a picnic. Yeah, I figured that out the highway too. And shout out to Chrome, who is one of our fans. I was like trying to get to the front to see Black Thought and Rick Ross. And he like, he was like,

DeMaris to say, yeah, he grabbed. me and he like weaved me through all the and yes there were a lot of dead bodies on the ground just like people just asleep taking a nap wrapped up in blankets eating hiding high drunk but they're like in the middle like there's people standing pushing through and they're just sitting there i'm like i would be terrified i was doing the triple jump long jump bounding i was doing everything you could think of that's shit that's sometimes double dutch oh man it was a great weekend though i'm glad everybody got back safe to everybody it's pride for sure happy pride

and being that me and Edd and are both bisexual I think that is very true you guys should definitely when did I become bisexual? Fluid I'm sorry we'll use Don't talk about my mouth for the correct Yeah sorry terms for you sexually fluid Edith is not Edith is not sexually fluid man

Are you assuming? You be in his bedroom? Are you sexually fluid? What does that mean? See you don't even know what it means It's all subjective. Exactly Mall? I was just trying to look up the term of fluid. Not sexually fluent?

I love all people. Happy, happy, a substance that has no fixed shape and yields easily to external pressure. Oh, Eddon yields easily to external pressure. Are you kidding me? What are you trying to say? All somebody has to ask him as about his sorrato and he goes crazy. So all the job.

Come to my room. I'll show you. All vaginas are fluid. Never mind. Eddon, do you have any screlex in your serrato? Come to my room and I'll show you, pal. That's crazy. Fluid is a gas or a liquid.

Yeah, Edens definitely gas or a gas. You're definitely gas. Fat jokes are crazy. Absolutely. Well, happy Pride Month to the prideful people. Thank you. I'm glad to see that Ray J is still keeping the same message he's kept since 2011. Listen, consistency is key.

Because I don't even like when people was getting at Ray J. And I let them all tell that story because it uses the N word a lot. So I'm just going to let him. Which story? Of Ray J. Just giving his Pride Month flowers of just saying. Listen, man, Ray J is what we call. a straight shooter. He's going to tell you exactly how he feels. Well, he said he was straight.

Well, yes. I mean, we can assume it's a safe assumption that Ray J is. And I think Ray J will shoot you. That's a safe assumption as well. Yeah. Big blood. But I mean, you know, people was killing Ray J. Forrest Kahn. Listen, man, everybody's not going to be, say, the politically correct things. I don't think that Ray J meant to offend anybody. I don't think that Ray J meant to disrespect anybody. He just didn't word it correctly. It wasn't it wasn't worded correctly. The message was, was we should embrace all people because why does it matter if somebody is attracted to the same sex? It's none of your business, which is what I always say. I don't care who people are sleeping with.

As long as it's consenting adults, I don't do what fuck. Do we think that maybe Brandy and Jack Harlow did this as a rollout so we could get to Ray J's thoughts on Pride Month? I think that Ray J. did this to kind of cover up his sister's freestyle that she put out. in response to Jack Harlow's. But you can't say that because on the breakfast club, Ray J. said, love whoever you want to love, be whoever you want to be. And then, which can you talk, of course, respect and love to Ms. Carter,

to Gloria Carter. She then on Smile on 444 when she did her beautiful poem, did quote Ray J. in her poem and say, love who you want to love. be who you want to be. So I just want to know, did Ray J get his publishing from your company over there at Rock? Over at the Rock. The answer is no. He did not.

Ray J. didn't get his Gloria Carter publishing? Absolutely not. They jacked Ray J for that. There's nothing he can do about it. But yeah, again, Ray J is somebody that when we hear from them, it seems like it's always an iconic quote. Yeah. It's like an always an iconic interview. But I don't, you know, I don't, I don't think that Ray J is an offensive, spirited person.

I don't think that he's trying to offend nobody. I don't think, again, he said, he just worded it. Just, who cares? He just missed the mark a little bit. Just a little bit. Any Pride Month comments, thoughts? As someone that is on the side of that. The Pride Month quotes that the Pride, the Prideful love to use.

How can we, how can Maul and I be allies? And what? The fight for the pride? Yeah. I want to be an ally. I think you guys are pretty much allies, right? Yeah, I think so. Y'all allow me and Edin to do, you know, our gay thing.

I said I would go to the gay club with y'all because I know there's madhoes at the gay club. Well, I went in Philly and shout out to whatever club, that voyers in Philly. I had a great time. Of course Edin would be at voyers. He didn't go. He's been void. We dropped him off at the mall. Shorty wanted, Shorty's husband wanted to boy him.

So y'all was at the gay club? Yeah. How is the gay club? I had a blast. Okay, is it the, is it the gay club where it's just like, just like lesbians? No. No, no. It's not a, some porn hub shit.

No, the gay club is all, it's a mix of. Well, they do, no, no, that's not fair. They have gay, they have, like, lesbian bars and stuff like that. But I'm saying, for the most part, the gay club is, uh, specifically, I don't want to say the wrong thing. For the most part, gay dudes. I'm in New York City. People with gays. I'm talking about voyeurs.

I know that in New York City, they have clubs that are like lesbian gay clubs. They have like male gay clubs. This one was kind of big. And upstairs they had like the little glowy things. It was very, um-th. Glows sticks? Yeah. So I was having like a fucking blast.

And then we went downstairs and we met like the gays because they had the Nikki plan, the doja, the Megan. Those are my favorite type of gays. Oh, we were having a fucking ball, a transsexual, kissed my ass. It was great. Wait, like, all right, no mind. You actually kiss you on your eyes? Yeah, we were dancing together. Well, Ma, I know.

She kissed my. I know you are very progressive, but you're also from the Bronx. So I'll meet you halfway. I've been to plenty of gay clubs. There's so many beautiful straight women at gay clubs. And when you're the only straight man there that's also an ally and gay men love you, it's the easiest way to meet beautiful women. and to get drunk because they were buying drugs crazy.

Oh, and by the way, gay men, who knew? All rich. I've never met a broke gay man in my life. Why are all gay men rich? I don't think I've never met just a brokeie. That's a funny fucking... That's a funny observation. We were in their networking, like it were bankers, men in finance.

Yo, I worked in advertising where it's mostly all women and gay men as it should be because those are the people that understand how to advertise shit. gay men are rich there's you never just meet a brokey just some some bum gay man they're very generous i won't say they're rich but they're very generous yeah you shouldn't be a you you shouldn't be a gay broke man like a gay broke listeners i apologize you're gonna make it your time is coming no but you shouldn't be a gay broke man like you can't be a guy at home like playing halo and you suck dick what it's like why why can't i why can't i don't want to keep this because this is funny Like, how you at home gay, sucking dick and broke?

So that's all the Halo players are sick dick. Yeah, that's like too much shit. I'm going to help clean this up because I know what mall was saying. Because there's women out there that are bums, right? That go on all these vacations. We talk about it on the pod all the time. How the fuck is you in at the Formula One shit? Yeah.

You have no job at all the time. Here's the thing. You can suck dick. So if you have the ability and want to suck dick. There's no reason that you should be in your basement playing Halo and broke. What's what this discrimination of HALO? Go out and suck some dick and make some money. Because HALO's my favorite video game.

Because HALO is like a game. Once you're on the game, that's where you're at all day. You're going to be there for like six hours. That's like 2K. Right. Yeah. So it's like if you're doing that and you're gay and like you suck dick and you're broke, it's like what are you doing?

This is. Because we've proved. All right. Maul and I eat pussy, right? It's a very low rate that Maul and I could eat pussy to the top. Like, Maul and I could not become rich for eating pussy. It's very, maybe in some cases it's happening.

The only thing you get not to eating pussy is she'll let you stay in the house for another two weeks. Until you get like a call back from like the job. Which we've done. Yeah. I've definitely ate pussy to stay in a home. Which is cool. That's as far as it goes. I'll link pussy for a far to the front door from building for sure.

Roof over your head is where eating pussy gets you. Yeah. Now sucking dick on the other hand. Yeah. When you suck dick, you should be. Can get you to Monaco. Yeah, you should be in. Look where sucking dick take you.

Happy Pride Month. To the F1 and Monaco. You can suck dick all the way to Formula One. Yeah, I can't eat pussy all the way to Italy. Hell, you can't. Hell you. You can suck dick.

You can't suck dick to Italy. Trust me, you can. Don't be gay and broke. Yeah, you can, you shouldn't be gay and broke, fellas. Don't play Halo, I guess. Don't be gay and broke. Don't be gay, broke. Oh, play Halo.

Play Halo. But don't be gay, broke, and playing Halo. That's too much shit going on. You got to do something better with your life. More, something more productive with yourself. But again, happy pride month to all of our prideful listeners. I mean, because we have two members of the LGBT community. Why don't I keep being involved?

Would you go to the gay pride parade with Edin? I'll hold the camera. It'll just be on Edin. I just don't hold the camera. You said what I go where? To the private. To the private. No, same reason I wouldn't go to Irish parade.

I'm not Irish. Okay. But you could still go to the private parade. I could, but I'm just not. I was about to try to catch you on something, but I forgot your fucking poor Puerto Rican. Quateroican. Don't do that.

What? Do what? Puerto Rican. I've been to the, I told you, I've been to the gay, I've been to the pride parade downtown by accident. You have, you been on Eastern Parkway before in September? Absolutely. Are you West Indian?

My dad is from St. Thomas. Yo, this. She's on a Virgin Islands. I find something new about him every episode. I told you that, though. No, you didn't. You said your dad is black. Did I not say that?

You never said, I would know for a fact that he's. I said it. So now the fact that it now makes sense that I saw your brother at the St. Thomas Airport. Everything's now, I was like, why does big, I mean, I get they shot that video from volume one.

You thought that was just by, yeah. No, I thought that was by drug affiliation, not by Wow. What an assumption. I mean, it's not a, I thought the plug lived out there. Yeah. That's how you got the plug.

Wow. This shit all coming together. This is coming together. Sorry, Vlad. I figured out the 92 bricks before you. That is hilarious, man. Beat you to it, Vlad. I know you solved the biggie murder, but...

I would go to the Parade, just being funny. But yeah, I would go. Why not? Can we go? I've been before. I would go. So many beautiful women. A couple of times.

Yeah, I love anywhere where there's women at, I'm down to go. Even if they don't like me, I'm down to go. I know DeMaris embraces that lifestyle and it's dear to her heart. So I would be there to support. Yeah, I would go to the Parade. I would love to see you. And y'all is there for the gay bitches. Y'all ain't thinking about support of my lifestyle.

That sounds supportive to me. Yeah, I'm near for different women. What do you mean? How many times am I going to repeat myself in this podcast? I bought you. I'm willing to go to a bisexual escort. I bought a woman. Please stop.

I purchased a lady on the free, on the black market. On Amazon. To have sex with you. And you didn't show up. She came in a wayfair cabinet. Yeah, we know. All right. See, that's way worse.

See, that's crazy. Wow. Wow. She came in a way fair cat. Who started that? That's fucking hysterical. Whoever started that did from a conspiracy theory had a lot. That was the deep, nah, that conspiracy theory was crazy, bro.

That was like way, that was far into the conspiracy. Did some of it make sense, though? No, man. No. It never made sense. Oh, we missed it. Missed what? The parade.

Oh, damn. The parade is at the end of the month, bro. It's going to be 26, but they had one. They had one. I won't be here. We got that thing. They had one in Brooklyn. Well, they had one at City Hall Park, a festival.

They had a festival. At City Hall? You sure it wasn't a protest? Yeah, that might have been a protest. They might have been fighting for some rights. Well, listen, I'm willing, I love women so much. I'm willing to go to a gay parade just to see women. Like, I just, that's how much I love it.

Wow. So the 26th, we'll be at the parade. Listen, man. And you guys will be back in New York from your escapades all over the world. I'm everyone. No, I don't know what, though. Yeah. I don't think things have changed.

I think we'll be in L. Yeah. see i will be uh i won't say what it is but i'll be a culture vulture at an event i shouldn't be at they should just not have hired me it'll make sense by july it makes sense now they know what you're talking about um anyways with that said that sucks well eddie me and eddie can go together whoo no yes yes yes all right guys never mind you know you change your mind that fast matters you don't want to go to you don't want to go eddie she didn't even she didn't bring me to the other club

a voyeur. What was it called? Is it called Boer? Yeah. So I'm here and LeBron wants to go on the podcast or start his own podcast. I mean, he's already conquered the world of A&R's. Oh. Oh, A&Rs. Yes. Oh, yeah. No, he plays... I know he plays ball. He does that thing where he puts the ball through a random.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're playing ball. He did the A&R thing. He invented the deluxe album. That is a fact. Two Chains. Um, shout out to two chains. Um, and I believe... He invented Taco Tuesday. He invented Taco Tuesday. He invented Rappings. songs into a phone.

Yeah, he invented I believe they called the car test to see if the car for sure, yeah. A song sounds good in cars. He invented that. Are you saying Elliot Wilson bit that from LeBron? Absolutely.

We know LeBron started that. And I think that LeBron also He invented your child playing basketball as well? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. He did that. Being a supportive father at games?

Yeah. So he invented tequila. That? and wine. Yes, and wine. Los Lobos is the name of it? I actually really like that to kill it. Yeah.

So LeBron is an inventor and a master of many things, many crafts, and now he's looking to take our job and dominate the world of podcasting. Well, he also invented talking at barbershops. So let's forget about that. He was definitely the first guy to have a conversation at a barbershop. Oh, because they're going to kill me because I'm going to sound too fucking political here. Let's do it. Because I did even, like I killed Amy Schenberg.

Schumer and I even went on the ledge of killing Michelle Obama of getting into podcasting because it's just yeah you could be popular talented everything but it doesn't mean you know how to podcast and now you're just kind of flooding the entire genre or that you're going to dedicate enough time to podcast that too um LeBron I've I've enjoyed the shop and I think he contributed a lot of stuff to the shop in that regard so as much as I don't like that everyone that's more popular and rich than us is coming in and just diluting the market, not even realizing what they're doing to real day-to-day podcasters.

I do want to see Braun do more of the shop type content, even if it's not the shop, but that type of stuff, yeah, do video content. I don't know if he's going to do, he should do the full-fledge once a week, a couple times a month, actual podcasting. I think that it would be dope if LeBron, if he did a run where he makes guest appearances on a bunch of podcasts. Maybe not his own. I know for LeBron,

he has, you know, so many different things going on in his day-to-day life. Life after basketball is going to be very interesting for him because he's obviously a huge businessman. And now his son or sons, because I believe both of them will make it into the league. Yeah, pretty good shot.

Yeah. So I think that, you know, life after basketball for LeBron is going to be pretty, pretty interesting, pretty busy. But again, man, listen, you know, if he wants to be a lot of, to jump into the podcast world, you know, so be it. Well, I mean, obviously he has Spring Hill already,

which for those I don't know, it's a production company that does specialize. Shut up to Spring Hill. Yeah, they're a great company. He's been on that way. He's been on that way. Oh, for sure. This isn't like it's something new.

That's why I wasn't like the way I've looked at other people that are popular just doing podcasts. I don't look at the same way because I know this has been a passion of. LeBron has the right people around him that keeps him aware of the market space, what's going on, what's happening, and how he can get into that space, utilized different platforms. So, you know, podcasting is not, I'm not,

it's no surprise that LeBron would, would think about podcasting or getting into podcasting or making guest appearances on podcast. I think that would be dope though if he just made a run where he just hit a bunch of different podcasts and, you know, kicked it with, kicked it with the real podcast community. And, um,

if only we knew Rich Paul. If only we had a, if only we had a connection to LeBron and, um, had some way getting in touch with them. I blame you for us not having LeBron or Adele on this podcast. Why? Why? Why? Why do you listen to Rory?

Because our agent, my friend Rich Paul is, Adele is his girlfriend. Oh, okay. And LeBron is his best friend, business partner. Yeah. Sounds like all the pieces are there. See, that's what I thought. Well, you know, the thing about me, I don't like. And Jay Z. I don't, yeah, oh, the other guy.

I don't like to, you know. Yeah, the other guy. It was his name? Look at who all should have gotten on our podcast, but didn't. Look at who's in your group chats. I don't, first of all, they're not in my group chats. But I don't, I don't like asking for favors. I'm not that, I'm not that person.

My group chat has Big Body Best in it. And guess what? We had him as a guest. Great guest. Love Big Body. Oh, amazing. That's my guy. Talks of Brianda before you guys had on.

In your group chats, you have a group chat with Ho of Braun and Adele. What? Like, why? That's a thing. First of all. Listen to that group chat. And you guys go cycling all the time together. No.

I don't, I just don't. You do soul cycle. I don't ask for favors. I don't like, I'm not that person. I believe that, you know, if it happens, if it's supposed to happen, it'll happen. They, they know, they're more than welcome anytime they want to come in. Yeah. I don't think Adele has ever been in the house.

Like, I just wonder if Rory and Maw would let me on their pod. First of all, if Adele has ever sat anywhere and said Rory Moll. If she knows our names. Yeah, like that's just, that's more than enough. That's better than coming on the problem. podcast. Just knowing who we are better than coming on the podcast. And this isn't a way to, because I know she's not coming on. So this isn't like I'm trying to do it. Her album is still a repeat for me. I fucking love that album. Great album. Great album. And shout out to LeBron for

the deluxe. Because I don't know what we would be without deluxe albums. It changed the game. But yeah, I'm with it, man. Let LeBron get into it. I think LeBron would be dope after basketball. You don't think as a sports podcaster. Like, he could really like, but he would have to, he would have to show a different. Like, LeBron would have to be on the cursing. Oh, hell. Yeah. Like, talking shit. Like, this bum-ass Nick are that. He got to show that. Like, show that side, Braun. Because we know that you from Ohio. That side is there. You know what I think is going to be the best, once he retires,

and I know it won't be anytime soon. The best sports commentator once he's at that part of his career. Draymond. Oh, yes. It's going to be the greatest. Agreed. Pundit whenever he retires, period. Yeah. He, I mean, I already know there's beef with Charles Bar. He's going to smoke Charles Barkley in that realm. They squashed their beef. It's more of a, you know, it's more of a friendly thing now.

Draymond, I'll get his shit off. No, I like Draymond because he's very articulate. He's well-spoken. He obviously has a high basketball IQ. Super high. He knows the game, you know, and he's not, you know, he doesn't speak maliciously. He's going to say how what he feels, but he's never trying to disrespect anybody unless he's meeting the disrespect.

Like somebody disrespected him. He doesn't, he doesn't jump out there and try to disrespect anybody at first. He's going to give you his opinion, his point of view, his perspective of the game and what he believes he's seeing out there. And I just like the way he articulates it. And I hope he has an extremely long career because of course he's nowhere near retirement at this point, God willing. But he will be the next Shannon Sharp in that regard. Like he's going to be that guy. Yeah.

For sure. And Bron, I can see. see Braun going more into coaching, but that's just me. I can see him coaching. If he doesn't last long enough for his son to get into the league, because I know he said he wanted to play on the same team as the son. I could see him because, I mean, he coached the heat. He coached the Lakers last year.

So, like, I could see him coaching his son's team. Yeah. Yeah, I can see it. I think that LeBron has a, he definitely has a place in podcast and all sports analysts for sure. I mean, you know, he's, again, one of the biggest athletes, icons ever in the sport and his IQ of the game

is, you know, you would love to just sit around and just listen to him, talk about the game from his perspective. So, I like it. I like the bronze jumping into the pool. Speaking of Ohio and podcasting, can we pull up Drink Champs, Chappelle? I was reading, I saw a headline when I was walking

in today, and I didn't get a chance to fully read it. I know Black Star did Dave Chappelle did Drink Champs? So I know Blackstall Yassim Bey and Talib did Drink Champs and I believe they flew to Dave's house to do it

and it's on hold right now? Yes. Can we get a full idea what this is? Because I do need the Drink Champs Black Star and Chappelle episode as soon as fucking possible. So it's been over a month since Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage

and apparently not long after the attack, drink champs teased at Chappelle and hip-hop artist Yassim Be and Talibu Koehl. of Black Star were set to appear on the show alongside with fellow comedian Donnell Rawlings. The episode was reportedly set to release on May 26, but, according to page 6,

Chappelle called for the episode to be pulled out on hold due to the recent tragedies in Buffalo, New York and Evali, Texas. Okay, I understand. Yeah, climate's just not the time to... You kicky in? Yeah, I get it.

I get it. Well, I look forward to that episode. Same. And that's... It's going to sound crazy. Not so much Chappelle. because Chappelle's been pretty active the past few years with podcast and stuff

obviously as his own with quality as well but I want to see most I want to see Yassine on a podcast like that isn't in his world per se like with his people like I want to see how Yassine and Norey like interact and interact yeah I can't wait

and shout out to Nore and EFFB man that that already off rip I think is going to be one of the best podcast of the year I'm looking forward to that Anytime we get to hear Dave Chappelle sit down and smoke a bogey or smoke some

smoke some weed and talk his shit I'm listening Chappelle makes me want to get into I've never felt pure pressure to smoke cigarettes until like when Chappelle gets in his cigarette bag he makes it look like

the cigarette is giving him the knowledge like he should be the Marlboro man yeah and the cigarette never runs out ever I've never seen him take a cigarette I relight it. Like, I've never said, I don't, it's as long as last year in the world.

He has a Newport 200. Yeah. 2000. Yeah, I'm looking forward to that though. And most, I'm sorry, Yassine was on Quali's podcast, which I like a lot. I want to say a year and a half ago,

which I don't feel got the right traction. Yassine is made for podcasting, too. Like, he got his shit off on that episode. So I encourage everyone to watch Quali's podcast with Yassine. because he's not going to be quiet. And around Nori, too, I don't think he's going to be quiet. Is this his first interview?

Yeah, I mean, if you don't count the Kwali one. No, you've got to count that. Yeah, but come on, that was two best friends of 30 years talking. It's not Nori who would be an objective actual interviewer in that regard. So, you know, it's not like Kwali was trying to dig super deep. into where most has been for a while and everything that when he moved out of the country and that entire thing. So I am curious with that.

And have we potted since Norrie went on, I guess I don't want to lower it to a rant quote unquote, but when Norrie had went on Twitter discussing how people keep on these outlets that aren't really of the culture. We potted after it, but I don't think we discussed it.

I mean, there's not much to say, but I feel him. I know he cleaned it up. because ironically Cardi and David Letterman had dropped that day I know he cleaned it up and I know he has an immense respect for Cardi B and it would not be

lashing out to her but I want to call my Queen's brother out man you was talking about that shit you was talking about Cardi bro and I call him out fuck you man call him out that's my brother rule is real

real real is real but and here's the thing you could still have an immense respect and love for Cardi B and not be mad that she went on Letterman, but I get the point. Yeah. I mean, listen, man, everybody, you know, I get it.

You know, we want to keep the culture to culture and we want to keep our biggest and brightest stars from our culture within the culture when it comes to sitting down and interviews and talk and giving content and all that. But, I mean, is Cardi not supposed to do that? Is she not supposed to? No, she shouldn't. Absolutely, she's supposed to, man. I'm not, I mean, I was, I haven't watched season two of the Letterman thing.

I was definitely critical of it for season one with the guests from this culture because it was just so surface like bingo card, hove like you only get a hove interview every four years. So we wasted it with Letterman going, so tell me what Brooklyn was like. And it's like, come on, we only get an interview from these geniuses so many times.

don't waste it on Letterman that's going to give the most surfaced talk show interview ever. I know it's the deep dive, but that type of shit just was annoying to me. From what I've heard,

season two is a bit more in depth than it's not so much and my next guest type of shit. So I do feel nory on that. Cardi doesn't do a lot of interviews. I'm sure Cardi on drink champs. Cardi on drink champs would be fucking gold. I hope to God that happens.

Yeah, I'm sure she would do a drink. Champs episode. I mean, I just, I feel like she, you know, she's that type of star, that type of celebrity where she has to get her letterman shit off too, though. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like that she has to get that in her portfolio. You know what I mean? I think that is, it's part of it. It's part of her ascension. It's part of her star elevating. It's part of her career and her audience broadening and expanding. Like, she has to do lettermen. But at the same time, I do believe and feel that she would, she will do drink champs at some point.

Yeah. I mean, when, you know, she's mother now and got other shit. So when it's time to promote something, I'm sure she'll do that. Absolutely. She'll do drink champs. She did say, I saw, I did see the clip of her taking Letterman to get a chopped cheese, which was very vice to me, but it is what it is. She said the Bronx has the best

chop cheese in New York City. She was very adamant about that. Well, the, the chop cheese culture has been watered down. you can get chopped cheese at any bodega now. Literally. Yeah, I mean, so I remember. Which was bound to happen.

Yeah, but I remember when it was just Hodges. You had out of Hodges uptown. You had to get a chopped cheese from Hodgis. So for me, Hodges is always going to have a different place in that, in the chop cheese culture. Now, they got stores called chopped cheeses. Like, and I'm just like, wait. Whole Foods has one. Yeah, it's just, you know, I get it.

It's, it's the New York version of the cheese steak. Yeah. But I, to say. the Bronx has it, I don't know. I haven't had many chopped cheese sandwiches from the Bronx. I've had, you know, plenty of them from Haji's and in Manhattan, Harlem. But never in the Bronx. I heard you can't even go over to $11.99 anymore.

Rory, I'm not going to, I'm not going to even entertain that shit. Like, because where would you hear that at? Like, nowhere? I was walking out of shit like, yo, that's more I can't even go over to Hikis anymore. Where would you even hear that at? Like, yo, I heard you kid. Like, come on, we cut it out, man. And why would I be going over there?

Like, I'm not going over there. To Hajis. I'm sure they got a vegan one by now. They probably do. They should. Because all you, just add some pause beyond meat or impossible meat. How is that a pause? Because you're talking about add meat.

And beyond, yeah. What would definitely? And it's in Harlem. Like, you got to think it's beyond meat. Like, you know what I'm saying? What would you guys put in your chop cheese? Shaz in my boyfriend? What would you guys put in your chop cheese?

Green peppers. Okay. Red peppers. Everything, everything with bacon. onions. Just bacon? I mean, the chop, give me everything with bacon. Oh, you want bacon to your chop cheese?

I put bacon. Chop the bacon up? Yeah. That's interesting. That's not on fire. Yeah, that's nice little. That's not rare. Y'all never had a chop cheese with bacon?

But not chopped into it. I had like bacon strips on it. Oh, well. No, I forgot to talk to. Yeah, I never even knew that they. That was always been my chopped cheese order since fucking 2010. You chop up the bacon? Yeah, it's not like bacon bits, but yeah, it's chopped a little piece of bacon in there.

Well, it's not something you had beef, ma'all. Oh. All right. See, that one, that was an earned pause. That was yet. 2004. Oh, shit. It's the last one I read me, 2004, 2005.

And then I did, I said this before, then I did chicken, turkey, seafood up until 2018. And then I went pescatarian until June 2020. And then I was vegan from June 2020 until this June made two years. And you're a Bronx representative and native. Do you believe Bronx has the best chop cheese? How would we say Harlem has the best chop cheese? Harlem? Yeah.

I mean, it's where it was invented. But sometimes where shit is invented, other places get it. Listen, as long as you, as long as you, the deli on press the bread. Like, I like that panini my bread. Pause. And this is getting very local. But why Hodgies, to me, is so good, is the sesame bread that Hodges uses. That's really what separates the cheese.

shit for me. But, uh... You got a pinini that, though. Fulton. Oh, no, not Fulton, I'm sorry. Broadway and Myrtle, that deli right under the train, I think it's probably been my second favorite chop cheese. In Queens, there's only one deli on a hillside in 175 that has good chop cheese.

The rest of that, Queens, we just don't get chop cheese right. Eva Hollis Deli can't get chopped cheese right. How do you fuck up a chopche? And Hollis deli has the greatest sandwiches on the entire globe. That's like fucking up a burger. Like, you don't put sassone in it? I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't. know the ingredients that they use.

Every time I've, it's burger meat, cheese, like cheddar usually. I just think that Hollis Deli does sandwiches so fucking well that they chopped cheese came around. They was like, y'all can't have that. We'll just focus on our shit. Yeah. They got chopped cheese like food trucks now. They open one in L.A.

Yeah. I fucking missed out on investing. By one day, I was pissed. That's my home. My home boy Mitch is, I think he's down. I think that's his shit. Home boy Mitch. Did John Joy, the vegan gleezy's behind?

Oh, yeah. I'm talking about that. Speaking about it. Oh, man. Hold on, no, because we got to get this right. Because this gentleman was, it was a pleasure. His energy was amazing. And the food was fucking was great.

I want to make sure we give him his proper shout out. What was the name again, Edin? I'll tell you right now. So basically what happened was, though, this kind gentleman from Go Legendary or Everything Legendary. Everything Legendary. Came up to these guys and was like, oh, shit, it's Rory Mall. Shout out to Everything Legendary Food and Beverage. They was on Shark Tank.

It's the plant-based soy-free, gluten-free company. As he was saying, the black community where the largest-grown vegan community, and we don't own any manufactories. We don't make none of the products. So this is where he comes in with his company, everything legendary, and they're doing a great job. The food was amazing. The burgers were amazing.

Paul's, the glizzies were amazing. If vegan food could taste like that, I could... A vegan food is... They have some really, really great vegan food, because the burger was great, hot dogs were great. Lemonade was great. Legend. Yeah, there you go. Legendade was great.

He made sure to be very clear. This is legendate, not lemonade. He was good. I'd like to do some type of segment or some type of content. No, we definitely have to, we definitely have to link with him and shoot some shit because he was just, he's a character. You can tell. Oh, he's sells. Yeah.

I see why he did so well, outside of the product being great and it making sense, he can pitch. So I can see why he did so well in short time. And not only that. told us, give me 10 minutes, I'd be right back. This is the first time a black man has ever told me. Give me 10 minutes and he'd be right back with something and he actually was back. I think he was back in 12 minutes. 12 minutes.

Exactly 12 minutes. Julian had a timer and everything. First time that has ever happened. At a festival when you couldn't even move around. At a festival. And we were sitting in the car like, damn, man, I don't want to leave and he'd come back and we'd gone. He got all this food.

Yeah. Because we would have felt bad. Hell yeah. So as soon as we was having that conversation, he pulled up in the golf cart, had a tray of food for us. He was a good guy. Thank you to that gentleman. I can't remember his name.

Do you remember his name? Duane. Duane. Duane. Duane. Duane, thank you, brother. We appreciate you. Thank you for the food.

Thank you for the legendate. And if y'all have a chance to go follow, go underscore legendary on Instagram. Support black businesses. Support black vegan food. Let's reach out to him to put some shit together. Absolutely. Absolutely. Shout out to Duane.

Thank you again, brother. We were gossipy last episode, and I know we swore we never would be. Yeah. Let's do it again, man. Yeah. Let's do it. Some debate was sparking a little bit in the van on the way up here today and in a little pre-production. I don't particularly care about celebrity couples, but I do care about y'all reactions to celebrity couples because it's very fucking funny to me.

Okay. Debating about how people really feel about each other that you don't know will never not be funny to me. So I'll always pay attention to y'all reaction, never their relationship. ship. Right. Lori Harvey, Michael B. Jordan. What about it? And now I think about it, Michael B. Jordan didn't do anything when Chief Keefe said he's going to blow New Jersey up.

Your Mike didn't have nothing to say about that one. You think that's why Lori broke up with him? No, I don't think that's why Lorry broke up with him. And we're just gossiping. Let's just have some gossip talk. Let's just talk about it. We don't know what happened. Well, let's speculate. No way we really care.

Yeah, it's fun to speculate. I believe that Michael B. Jordan fell in love. I believe that he loved Lori. She's beautiful. She looks like she's probably down the earth. Cool. Have a great time with fun. All of those things.

I think that Michael B. Jordan fell in love. I don't think that Lori Harvey was on the same page. I think that she's still young. She still wants to test the market a little bit. You know, it's like free agency. It's like when you're a hot commodity in sports, you don't want to lock yourself into a long-term deal with a team

without testing the market and seeing what other offers are out there. Right. So I think that Lori is at a point where she's like, Mike is a great guy. Mike is attractive. You know, he's a Hollywood darling, if you will. That's what she told you? No, that's what the people are telling you.

I wasn't sure. If you spoke to lawyers, she was like, no, he's a Hollywood darling. No, no, no. I'm just telling you what the ladies. The ladies love Michael B. Jordan, right? So I believe that she's still young and she wants to, you know, just test the free market a little bit and see what she was out there, have a little more fun without being tied down in the relationship. And I think that because Michael B. Jordan is older than her.

But tell me that before I rent the aquarium. No, I, listen, I'm with you. I'm with you. But you know, you never, maybe he rented the aquarium, and that's where she was like, damn, he really loves me. He's like, because if a nigga rent an aquarium for you, then nothing says, the only thing that would have been better than renting the aquarium is if he had put a diamond ring in a shark's mouth and the shark swam up with the ring

and was like, marry me. But also at the same time. I'm just saying that would have been the only other thing that's like more romantic than that. Put the ring in the shark's mouth. But also that could just mean, hey, I can afford to rent an aquarium. Yes, that's all. Well, she's very. Sure. She knows that he can afford that.

But, I mean, it's still a nice gesture. I rent the aquarium out for my girlfriend. Let's just walk around the aquarium and have a good time. Kiss under the turtles. Yeah, the turtles. Kissing under the turtles is funny. Kiss under the fucking, I don't know, the rays, the eels, whatever is swimming around us. And so I believe that she-

It's romantic to take your girl to jail. To fish jail. Callback from last episode. Yeah, you know-or-rised on his. But I think that she may have been a little apprehensive to lock in a full-term contract with Team Jordan. Well, we don't need to talk directly about them. It's across the board for the most part. We know women always say, oh, I like to date older guys.

I can't date guys, my age, they're immature, all this type of shit. Well, there may be some merit there. In the hypothetical scenario, you're saying, this is what I do try to tell women in their mid-20s that are trying to date men in their mid-30s. At some point, he's going to want to really settle down. Kids, family. Yeah. So I get it. You like older dudes.

But some older dudes is ready. They're done. Like, you're it. Yeah. And they're not there because they like the older guy because he's more established because he's at more years. He's cool to be around. Because, you know, young dudes, I was a young dude. I was a piece of shit.

I understand when women my age wanted to date older. They had they shit together. Right. But because he has a shit together, it's not a buffet. You got to give what to take there. He may be ready to settle the fuck down. So don't be saying how happy you are. Because he's going to be like, all right, well, I want to let you know I'm 35.

It's time. Definitely, definitely he wants a kid. Yeah. Probably wants a kid. Yeah, so, I mean, it's just speculation. We don't know what happened, but obviously they are, they're single now. Mall will be at last lab getting all the information. They don't even.

believe that. They know who being last lap between you and I. They know who's going to be at last lap getting all the information. Him. And let me be back to Kiara. My lap is out of commission. That was the last lap. That was your last lap. That was my last lap. That was your last lap. In Philly last night.

My fucking lap is out of commission. It's out of the game. But yeah. Well, speaking, because since we've been so local, uh, now that Michael be Jordan is single, last lap will be fucking crazy. I'm going to just try to find the leftovers. You think they're going to be in there looking for him now? That's how it used to be when he was single.

Yeah, but you know, it's different now because he's probably still, he's heartbroken. So it's a different Michael that the ladies will be talking to now. I feel like he won't give a fuck. Yeah, he doesn't want to talk to none. I'll be right at the bar last time. So as a girl, yeah. Yeah, no, Mikey on his way. Mikey.

Calling a grown man, Mikey. Ew. Have some pride. Fame. I don't know Michael be Jordan. I've never said that. Yo, but you know, but it's funny now because you know the ladies. You know, they obviously know that he's single.

And owns last lap. Yeah, and owns last lap. So, you know, they're going to be walking in there trying to talk. And I could just see him like, ah, you're not Lori. Like, like, mushing bitches like, ah, ah, get the fuck away from me. You're not Lori. You don't even look like her. There's nothing worse.

All right, there's nothing worse than a single man because a single man is a menace. But there's nothing worse than a single man that doesn't want to be single. Oof. Yeah. Nothing is the most worse on earth. He's the most miserable. Because no, you could say there's nothing worse than the dude that's in a relationship that wants to be single. Because we've seen how that goes.

Treats the girl like pure shit. Like the cheats is just a reckless fuck. But there's nothing sadder than watching the man that wanted to be in the relationship and now is forced to be single. Because men, we usually are either broken up with, we cheat, we fuck up. And we're forced to be single because we fucked up. And we didn't really want to be in that relationship to begin with. Yeah. nothing worse than you want to be in the relationship as a man

and you're forced to be single. Do we think that Michael B. Jordan was the reason that they broke up? Do we think that he did something? Do we think that he was caught cheating or he did something to disrespect the relationship? And Lori was like, maybe he did too much. If that was possible.

You feel like that would be. One of them would have told the source to go tell the source. They would have put the screenshots out there. Y'all love a screenshot. Yeah, I think we were so screenshots. I don't know, man. NDAs can go pretty far. Yeah, that's true.

That's true, too. I just think that, you know, a miserable, a miserable man, like a single man that doesn't want to be single so miserable. Like, Michael would be joining, like, he's walking across Sixth Ave without having the light. He's walking. He doesn't have the middle of traffic right now. He doesn't have the light. He's just walking.

He doesn't care. He doesn't care about the yellow cabs honking at him. He doesn't care about the city bus that's about to hit him. He's there, but he's not present. Yeah, he's like it's like an out-of-body experience. It's like my body is here, but my soul is in lower. his chest. Like, you know, he's one of those

Her forehead. Y'all fucking hate you. Y'all store souls in your foreheads? Whoa. Is that because of head? Is it like a facial? So that explains that explains a lot.

That's where y'all store the souls. That's why all the holes got big forehead. Don't talk about it. I'm joking. When y'all y'all give head, y'all don't look up. Y'all just want us to look in the souls of. No, they look up. That'd be my, that's what's terrible.

Like, that's where I get captured. I'm wondering what those sounds are. when she's giving me head. Like, no. That's the souls of the fucking, the fucking men. Oh, what the fuck. That's your demons leaving your body? No, no, don't do it.

Don't fall in there. That's how I got in here. It's the same move. The two hands with the twist. The ghost of boyfriend passed is just sitting there like, bro, yo, as a man, I'm trying to help you. I feel for it too. Because you can't really hear.

It's just like, no, don't do it. Oh, man. I feel bad for Michael. be joining, man, because he looked like he was really in love with Lori. I know it's another space jam callback, but you know, like, when the Monstars had the ball. Yeah. And, like, it had, like, that, like, orangey, like,

spirit. That glow, yeah. That's the glow that's in their forehead when they're giving you head. Of just every other man's soul that they stole. She's got another niggard stored in her head. It's that glow. I've got to watch them. I just left Sephora. No, you just took another soul and leave Sephora. Sephora can't give you

that glow. Soul for her. I mean, what? What happens if they just broke up because they weren't right for each other. Yeah. I mean, it's like, it's like, it's better. It's better to be like, no,

Mike wanted a family and kids and she said, no, I want to live on yachts with my girlfriends for the summer. Michael, get away from me. Yeah. I just seen Normani twerking on IG. Now I'm ready to go twerk, Michael.

You had me in a house for two summers. Listen, I've been where Michael's at, though, in this hypothetical situation. You got to pretend with your friends. Like, you know, perfect time in summer coming, bro. Let's go out

Then you just sitting at the hookahs spot Like depressed Depressed Are you all ready to go? Oh Oh it's only 11 My best Oh we just got here

It's sad man Because you know A lot of guys You don't never see that side of it Where the guys are like hurt after the breakup It's always the guys We're not allowed to be hurt

Yeah there's always men doing dumb shit That caused the breakup And you know That where the reason why she left But like a lot Sometimes not a lot Sometimes the guy is the good guy and he gets dumped because she just wasn't ready for what he was ready for. It was her, not him.

Yeah. It's always me, not you. It's me, Michael. I just want to be in Monaco. I want to be in a Beza with the girls. And you want to go to Whole Foods. Beza with the girls. You want to go to Whole Foods and pick cantalopes every Sunday.

I'm sure Lori Harvey goes to Whole Foods. Yeah, but she doesn't want to go every Sunday with Michael. That's true. And I saw that Steve posted a meme that everyone said was in regards to. to Michael B. Jordan? I like when the father takes the boyfriend's side instead of his daughters. Love yourself, Majee, yeah. Love yourself.

Michael B. George, Steve already had to get out. If I'm Michael B. Jordan, Steve got to get out next time I'll see him for tweeting. Even if you're not talking about me. It's like, you'll read the room, dog. I'm single. Your daughter just dumped me, and you're talking to me. Who are you talking to? I had a...

That's the reach. I was a, you know, one of like a teenager fling. You know, where like you think you like her, but you're teenager. Yeah. You think you love her. Yeah, of course. And I had her mother who was a G.

Like, I still, I was kind of thrown back by it as a teenager when her mother was like really said she was just, you know, a little aggressive with the tongue, which was like, listen, treated like a piece of pussy. You're 15 years old. This was her mother when I was upset about our breakup. She took my side to encourage me to just move on in my life. At the time, I'm like, oh, she's picking her daughter. Side or my side.

No, she was being a mother to me. Yeah. Fam, get over it. You're going to meet somebody else next week. You know why? Get the fuck. It's a piece of, keep it moving, but this does not mean it. You think it means something to you right now.

I don't. I was like, this is the parent I want to be. Ten years down the line, I realized that. Got to. Because she knows how many souls her daughter has in her forehead. She was 15 more. What does that mean? Because you know how women captured souls back then.

It's like, I'll take you on an ice cream date. That was the soul? And then two days later, you're getting ice cream at the truck. with another dude. So who's this guy? Is that why you're still single to this day? Who's Jason from building seven? Why are you at the fucking Mr. Softie truck with him today?

He let me get more toppings. You were being cheap. And then she topped him. Don't tell me she topped him, bro. You about the- I still have yet to hear an OB topping bar from a rapper and it's bothering me. Rappers suck now.

Fad didn't give us one yet? I cannot believe he hasn't. Hey, Fab, what you doing, man? Fad, what the fuck you do? Is it a lack of New York rapper? Like, what is it? Does Joey badass need to give us one? I think the Knicks got to win more games.

That's what it is. I think the Knicks got to win more game. They got to be a little more relevant before. Where's Corey Gunz at, man? Somebody give me an OB Topping bar. We need Fab. Either Fab. Somebody, Fab, we need an OB Topping bar.

Fav is being a grandpa right now. Yeah, but Fab got to give us an OB Topping. That's too easy. That's a, are you Fab? Oby. To a whole scheme. I feel like Fab gave us an OB Topping bar before. Obie topping was even in the league.

Like before we even knew who OB Topping was, Fad gave us a bar about him. You have to give us one now, Fad. And he bawled out last year. Yeah, no, he played really well. I like Obie. I think he's going to have a good career. I think he's going to get out of New York, but I think he has a good career.

I hope he stays because I love the Knicks, but he needs to go. Yeah, he's going to get out of New York, though. They're going to stifle his talent. Oh, man. Well, listen, guys, it's been a great weekend with you all, but I want to leave now and I don't want to see your faces for another 72 hours at least. Yeah, seven two hours. Yeah, I don't want to see your faces. Don't call me. Don't call me. Don't call me.

I don't care what ad we have. I don't care who emails you. Don't call me. Don't text me. You have my flight information. You have everything. You don't call me and you don't call me. I don't call y'all. You have my flight info.

You have my name, my social. You have my everything. Don't call me, DeMaris. Do I have your heart? You have my soul in your forehead. This has been another episode of the new Rory and Mall show. Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching.

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