New Rory & MAL - Episode 81 | "Italian Beef"

Episode Date: July 5, 2022

Happy Belated Fireworks Day! The guys (and Demaris) are back at Compound Rory, working on "independence" day. They start off discussing why Mal declined his invite to Michael Rubin's party in the Hamptons, and ask him to explain his personal vendetta against all white parties. Rory insists the R&B guys can thump better than the rappers, and Demaris presses the guys on why they ignored her messages in the group chat. They address R.Kelly and Ghislaine Maxwell's sentencing, as well as the legendary battle between Omarion and Mario, while Mal tries to convince the team that B2K is one of the greatest groups of all time. They also give their opinions on P Valley's same-sex scene criticism, new music, Dr. Dre's new music and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This was a wholesome male podcast for the past month. And now you're back and we're talking about ass. What's up, man? How was your week? It's crazy. Yeah. What did you wear to Michael Rubin's Fourth of July party? This, I just came back.

You wore that to the all-white parties? Yeah. Well, at least you stood out. Yeah, I wore this to the whole white party. This is a white issue. Did you talk to a little baby? No, everybody was kind of busy in their own corner doing their own thing. Okay.

On the beach, spread around this state. Did you have something on your arm? Yeah, I have this rubber band. Oh, okay. I have all the bad decisions that I could make. Did you bag anything at the party? No, man, it was just, you know, festive, family-type vibes, you know, rappers talking to rappers, ballplayers, wanting to be rapists.

Did you really go? No. Oh. No, I don't go. I don't like all white parties. What's you tell me is all white? I'm not going. What's wrong with an all white?

Your family invented all white parties. Oh. And I never went. You did that white tea? I just don't like, I think wearing all white is crazy. Wait, you have an issue with wearing. Well, you know, all white party. You don't have to wear all white, right? You could like set it off with some color.

Like cream? No, but like, what old white party can you not wear all white hat? You can. It's an all white party. Because I think mall thinks like you have to be all white from head to tone. And that's not true. You can have colored accessories. You can have like,

I follow two cooler blogs and Lenny S. Everyone was in white. You do not have to have on white pants. You could definitely do an all white party and have on black pants. That's always the fly person in the party that has like that. No, it's not. What are you talking about? I'm not even listening to DeBarris show.

You're going to try to tell me where all white parties are. You cannot wear black pants to all white party. You can. They're not going to let you in? Probably not. Probably not. They have that option. Well, you won't get the juice like that.

No, I'm not going. It ain't about juice. I'm not, don't you be inviting. He has juice. It's right there. Once you say all white, I stopped listening. You're really too cool for an all white party on Fourth of July? First of all, I don't celebrate Fourth of July.

That's number one. I thought none of us were celebrating Fourth of July anymore. Clearly not. We're here. First of foremost, everybody cursed me out via Twitter when I was. I didn't know what Juneteenth was. It's like, oh, but you know what the Fourth of July is. I was raised to know what Fourth of July is.

It's a pretty popular holiday. Yeah, like it just started like two months ago. Like, I don't know what that is. June teeth did not just start two months ago. do not do that. Well, this is when I had this conversation back. Yeah, it being acknowledged to the masses, I think the past three years is probably. Yeah, like it just, yeah, it's something that's new.

So, you know, I never, I don't know. All white parties are just like, I don't know. Well, I don't really like all white parties because I'm very white. I don't like theme parties. Let me just say that. It's a lot of whiteness. All black parties are cool with me because it goes with my skin a little bit better. I would have went if I was invited to an all white party.

I don't like themes. I don't like theme parties. Like 90s things You can't be cool all the time Sometimes it's fun to do a theme party Don't tell me that I have to dress up like a dope boy from the 90s But And I have to go find a page

Your family was dope boys from the 90s And started the all white parties It's 30 years ago Let's be progressive Hove was there in all white Yeah If Hove can wear all white You can't be too cool to

Like even if Hove is sticking with a theme You never once heard me say I'm too cool to wear all white It appears that way I don't like wearing all white. I hate it. Do you think the Drake album sounded better at Michael Ruman's house while he was performing it in all white? Travis Scott made it look good.

Made the all white look good? He was DJ in. His name is Cactus Jack as the DJ. Oh, Cactus Jack? Travis Jack is the artist. Oh, Cactus Jack is. Sorry, I don't know what these guys called himself. Is the disc jockey.

Okay, so Cactus Jack, I think he was filling the Drake album. Saw a video of him DJing and going crazy to one of the tunes off of the album. I just feel like... If I'm Chase, I'm like, come on, man. You don't hear me rapping. Stay in your lane, Jack. But do you... Because Travis already has one of, if not the best DJ, in my opinion, currently.

So why, like, why go disc jockey if you already have one? That's amazing. Because he's passionate about it. Well, yeah, you know how it is. I think rappers feel like they know they want to show the party that they know all the good records. All rappers do secretly think they're DJs. Absolutely. Hove included.

Rappers think they're DJs in basketball. players. And basketball players think they're rappers. That is very true. R&B guys also think that they're basketball players too. And think they're rappers. And R&B guys think they're gangsters. Are they not?

I think they might be beating the rappers right now if we're going like who's actually for real. I might take the R&B side. Yeah. Army guys are definitely leading that fight. And they're more athletic. They tend to be it. Yeah.

Rappers don't have to be sexyed out. They don't have to be in good shape. Chris Brown can do a bad. flip without a running start. He's beating the shit out of 99.9% of rap. And it's not even close. When you're that athletic and agile, you could definitely kick some ass. If you could do a standing front flip and land on beat, you have hands. That's a big part of it. Like, could you imagine getting kicked in the face by Chris Brown? It's got to hurt. Look at how agile he is.

Getting kicked in the face by Chris Brown and then he lands on beat and then start singing to you? Oh yeah, that'd be really rough. I'd be tight. You can't come outside for the rest of your life. You got to stay. For the rest of your life is funny. Nigger kicking your face back flipping land on beat.

You got to go home. Here's the thing. No, you get a pass. You get a pass. I wouldn't find it embarrassing if Chris Brown would my ass. Nor would I look at anyone like, damn, you let Chris Brown be jazz. Yeah, he probably did. I think I could come back out with some type of self-respect and shame.

Like, yeah, I mean, look at them. Yeah. What did you think I was going to win that fight? Who's the person that you would be embarrassed to lose a fight to? You? I'm sure. No, he ain't. He ain't.

He meant that shit. No, be embarrassed if Marl be my ass? In his house. I'm just letting you know. With your toes out. What your toes out? Yeah, we was talking about that. You can't have your feet out in another man's house.

When you mean feet, you mean like nude toes. Yeah, like, no socks. Here's the thing with the ottoman and the feet, because it has like the tray and sometimes food is there. I never know if it's appropriate. me to put my feet on my own ottoman. No, you can put your feet on your ottoman. You can't, not why somebody has food there, no. But if food is there, feet once existed right there.

And I don't know if I want to put food where feet once existed. Well, food is going inside the tray. It's not going just on the ottoman. Yeah, but like, look at the ratio between the socks. Like a Viking and he just throws the food on top of the Ottoman. With socks seasoning? Yeah, he's eat with his hands. Maybe it's Viking Mondays.

I don't know. The animal. I like our laid back Fourth of July podcast. If guys do not know, we're did not take a high. holiday. We are here on 4th of July. I tried to. I fought. I fought, but y'all want to. What you mean? You replied first in the group chat and said, let's record. I was like, no, because because because, because because DeMaris kept saying, oh, have we decided? Have we decided? Nobody said anything. I'm the only one that wanted to take off. Yeah, let's address that. I'm the only one that wanted to take

off. So when I seen, when I heard the silence, it was like, all right, let me be the one to say, fuck it. Let's record. It was easier. It's easier because it's at my house and I'm here. So I have to take that into accountability, me not really. I was like, if we record, fuck it. I'll just look down the hole. It doesn't matter to you. And I don't have Fourth of July plan. So I was like, all right.

Let's just, let's just record. Yeah, I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at a cool Fourth of July pie with the crew. I'm not mad at that, man. You know, let's kick it for a couple hours. And I mean, I guess I'm the only one that can celebrate. Yeah. I'm straight white male.

I'm doing all right. I thought the Fourth of July was over with. I thought that we were Juneteenth now. I thought that there was no more. celebration of the 4th of July. I was completely wrong. Everybody is out of New York. Everybody is gone.

Everybody is somewhere celebrating. That's because everybody has the day off. So anytime someone has a long weekend. We had the day off and we're working. Right. Well, I think people can celebrate the day off and not July 4th. Celebrate, yeah, not like go on vacation. Anytime I get to find joy with my people, even though we're not free in this country,

I'm going to use that. So that doesn't mean I'm celebrating the 4th of July. What did we do for June 10th, DeMaris? Do we do anything? Did we do anything? No. Did we record? I'm pretty sure we do.

We record on every holiday. We have not missed the beat. That sounds like he wants to quit. No, not at all. Not even a little bit. I'm just, we record because we have contractual obligations that we're living up to. We're being great business partners, Rory, and myself.

And we're making sure that we honor what we signed on to honor. But I do think that we need some time off. I think we need like a refresh. He said that's last time. We're going to get some time off because you're gone. So we need like we all collectively need like some time off like a week or two. I mean, listen, we recorded on Cinco de Mayo. Ed and didn't say a word.

Yeah. Ed and you was a real champion for that one. We'll probably record on Day of the Dead. Yeah. So there goes his two holidays. Yeah. That's it. So we appreciate Edin.

And we give him every Tuesday off with just Taco Tuesday, which is huge in his native land. For sure. And I mean, we'll probably record on whatever day stove got puts an album out. And for Damaris, that's a sacrifice. She would have to take that day off. She won't be at the, I'm really hard. You got to do the press run with them. Yeah.

I literally hate you guys. But I did want to address something that Mall brought up. What did I bring up? Actually, that DeMaris wrote in the group chat and nobody responded to her. This has become a thing in the past couple months. I've noticed that y'all have gotten very comfortable ignoring me when I'm asking you direct work with. Well, we were all together when you were for the last month. So we talked amongst each.

We needed to hit the group chat. You were the only outsider. So we could discuss we were all sleeping in the same quarters. Like we're all, we're the group chat. Yes. I could just yell to the other room. There are also a lot of different separate group chats in this in this company too.

But I'm going to get it to that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Y'all started that way. No, no, no, no. There's 45 group chats and Maul and I are in one. Benner would be like, yeah, we talked about it in the group chat. I said, I'm not in that group chat. Oh, really?

You're not, oh, okay, different group chat. I'm like, oh, word. The staff is getting a little clicking now that I, now that I, now that you bring it up. Yeah, it is. the staff is getting. I'm in every group chat as far as I know. There's a lot of Brooklyn meetups that we're not invited to. Damn.

Peach and Benner be throwing some shindigs. Julian be live tweeting at them. Well, Julian, we're able to see him in Africa and then London and then in Brooklyn. He's traveling, travel. All in the same two days. So I can't speak to Julian. Julian deserves to be in different group chats. He's in different regions of the world every day of the week.

Is he? It seems like it. I saw him chasing the hippos and the beautiful fucking, beautiful fucking. Sahara fucking desert. I don't know Africa's somewhere. I was at Sahara East. Yeah.

Yeah. I was on First Avenue. This is my fucking on a safari. Great fries. Great fries. I was in Sahara East with Safari. Julian's on Safari. Yeah.

He was on a safari in the Sahara. I feel bad for Safari, man. Why? Because if, and who cares about gospel shit, but if roles would have been reversed in Safari leaked text messages about Erica Menace. sexual preferences, he would be under the jail. But instead, now we all get to laugh at Safari because he happens to like straplons. And that's his business.

Listen, it's a, we know that it's a double standard society that we live in Rory. And it's only, we're only reminded of it when in situations like this. You know what I mean? Like, so we're going to always have to deal with that. Men can, men and women can do different things and are allowed to do different things. And she was able, if I remember correctly, want to put this on Erica if she didn't say it. But if I remember correctly, she used a slur for a transgender in it and got away with it.

Thanks. It's Erica Mena. And I'm, and I don't know. The LGBT community is not arrest. It's not matter who you are. The fact that she got away with that is crazier than Safari liking strap-ons on his woman. No, it ain't. It's Erica Mena.

Erica Mena says the craziest shit in the world. Nobody takes her serious, bro. But it's not even about that. This is what it is. And we all just got to realize this. and I realize this, people don't really care. No, they care for 15 minutes and move on to the next thing. They don't really care about.

People care for 10 minutes and like even this whole R. Kelly thing, right? R. Kelly sent us to 30 years in prison, deservingly so. But even after that, it's just amazing how many women I'm seeing like post his songs. Like, yeah, I know he's canceled, but this is a banger. That's, wow. And I'm like, the black women. I'm just like, show cold.

And this is why, and this is, a lot of R. Kelly was played quietly at Essence Fest hotels. Yeah. For sure. And this is,

a lot of aunties love Kells. Oh. But this is why when, you know, women get mad when they see men not supporting certain things, like, oh, y'all don't speak up for all the men that are, you know,

perverts and, and, you know, touchy-feely and sexually aggressive. We do. We do. And we have. But it's like, when you see things like women still showing up to these shows and supporting the artist.

And it's like as men, sometimes we look back and I'm like, all right, I'm not going to jump out here and take this stance about how nasty this dude is if women are still going to support this dude. Like you have a lot of men that feel like that. Like I'm not because it's like you get mad for 10 minutes. And then next month you back to banging and playing the music and going to. into the shows and all of this. So it's like, what do we, what do you really mad at? That's really the cycle of that culture,

that cancel culture to begin with. But listen, I don't play R. Kelly and don't plan to. But listen, I don't play R. Kelly no more. That's kind of really all I'm concerned about. I'm not going to run around being the R.

Kelly volume police. Yeah, like if you want to, if you want to play his music, listen, that's your prerogative. If you want to support his, his art and, you know, some will say, well, separate the man from the art and all of this.

The art is the man. Yeah. Because what he's singing about and what you know, I can't get that. Exactly. I can't disconnect those two things. So I don't find that music the way I used to. Exactly. But, you know, that's just.

But as far as I don't know if that's supporting him, because then you'd have to get down to the, does R. Kelly even own any of his music? So are you even supporting R. Kelly by playing it? Yeah. Just asking a question. I think you're still. I think you are. You want to get now to the logistics of how much he's making off of you playing

and streaming his records, that's something totally different. But you're still supporting it. You're still keeping his art. Because RCA owns his masters, right? I would imagine so. Yeah. And then once he's in jail,

does that small percentage that he does get from his music, does that go to his estate? Or is it frozen because he's now federally prosecuted? And I don't know. I'm just not going to listen to it and just do my part of being

being happy he's in jail. I don't support. I don't support his music, his art, nothing that he's done. He's completely fucking. Cancel. It's the people that...

All right, if someone wants to go listen to R. Kelly, that's their fucking choice. But it's the people that now are listening to R. Kelly to look like to be different. Like now of a sudden you're... You never champion banging R. Kelly music. Now you're like, oh, I'm still listening. Oh, turn up. Step in the name of love. It's like, you was never stepping in the name of love.

Now you're just being a weirdo and actually being insensitive to the situation. You want to look like that. Trying to be cool. Yeah, opposite. Ooh, all you. Exactly. They like to argue the social norms. It's very weird.

It's like people who don't like Beyonce. I'll just never understand. I mean, that could be a world of people not liking Beyonce. No, there are people who dead ass will sit up there and argue with you that Beyonce is not talented. And they only do it for argument. But they do it for argument. Yeah, we're not, we're not entertaining anybody that says Beyonce is not talented.

That's what I'm saying. I don't even want to talk to people that's saying. Who is talented then? Yeah, I don't even want to. That type of those, you have to know what type of conversations to just like let go. And then what type of conversations to, like, entertain. Yeah, because I was the big music debater. Like, I enjoyed it.

Shit, it's probably why we have a podcast. But, hey. Hey. I stopped doing music conversations with certain people. Just because, like, why are we even arguing this? You're dumb. Yeah. This is stupid.

I'm not having a debate with you about. Because now you're just saying shit. Beyonce being talented. Yeah, it's just certain things you can't entertain. Like the popular, like, yo, Tupac was trash debate. I'm not having that debate with somebody because that's just dumb. Right. You're just saying it to say it.

Now, I will say this. We had the versus, the Mario versus O'Marion versus over the last two weeks. Okay. About a week ago, two weeks ago. I will say this. That was the one time I did for a slight moment appreciate R. Kelly's art and watching that. How so? Because now I'm nervous.

It was. Please explain yourself. context It just wasn't a lot of the music that I thought was good like in the early 2000s in the mid-2000s It just wasn't good

It just wasn't good music man Well in the moment And the sound that was in the moment It was good In the moment Some things don't age well But for the moment They were fucking great

And that's my point All expound upon that Because which songs Were not hitting for you That you think I don't want to name any particular songs But they just

It just wasn't No it just wasn't It wasn't a lot of the records that we thought were, like a lot of O'Maryon records don't, didn't age well. That's true. Like what? You bug-in.

Like, bump, bump, bump is terrible. Well, that was- Oh, no, yeah. Yeah, you know what? I'm not going to jump out the window and say, bum-bub-bub is trash. It's not trash, but it doesn't age as well as, like, what, Icebox? That song is terrible.

Wait, are you saying Icebox didn't age well? No, Icebox age well. Okay. Compared to Bump-Bump-Bunk. Well, Icebox is a... Omarian song. Is an R&B song that is timeless. That type of R&B is timeless.

Bump Bump was with the times of what was going on currently. So it may not age the same. I didn't know a lot of those Mario records. Same. There was definitely some Mario records. I didn't know a lot of those Mario records. He performed them better. Yeah, no, he definitely sounded better than the popular Mario was.

Absolutely. It was just that versus, first, let's slow it down. Let's go back a little bit. That versus is, I think, if not the most entertaining one we've had. It's definitely a legendary one. It was so much just, oh. peculiar shit going down on that stage. Was it more entertaining than, who was it, Dream versus Sean Garrett?

Shout out to Dream. Shout out to Sean Garrett and Dream one was just because they caught Sean. He was like in his studio. He was obviously he was lit. Let's just say that. I don't know what he was lit on, but he was lit. And it was just a lot of moments where he was just looking. Because see, back then he was still like in separate places.

still not in the same venue. So it's like, I think Sean may have forgotten for about 13 seconds that there were like that he was on camera. Yeah, on camera. He had like a moment on his phone where it was like he definitely thinks he's on FaceTime. We saw the demise because he was on live and on just IG starting at noon going shot for shot eight hours before the actual verses. Yeah.

But I've hung out with Sean Garrett after. that. It was my first time meeting and hanging out with him. Really good guy. I really fuck with Sean. Even in a setting where you should get completely drunk and crazy out of your mind, fucking DR on a boat. And he was like the most normal, non-annoying drunk person ever. So in my head I'm like, who drugged you that day? Because I've gone shot for shot with you and you acted

completely normal. I think Sean forgot that his phone was he was on versus and it was like 200,000 people watching. Like I just think that he just he just lost it for a minute but the versus with mario and and and marion they had the undercard you want to call it uh which was probably the most entertaining night in versus history i think in my opinion um it was i would i want to see the green room what the green room look like i want to see the bt s shots from the green room i want to know exactly how many drugs were in the building i really i really regret when I got to L.A.

and I saw Daniel in the lobby of the hotel and I said, where are you about to go? He said, I'm about to go to Versus. To Versus. I said, ah, I'll probably just kick it. Hit me when you're done. Yeah, I said the same thing. I'm like, then I saw the footage.

Like, fuck, I could have seen that live. No, I was watching it. And I was like, I should have definitely wanted this shit. Because that was the most random. I mean, it was some niggas they was pulling on stage. I was like, I thought this gentleman was locked up. Like, I was like, where did they find this dude at?

Like, haven't seen or heard from this guy in at least 17 years. Like, it was just random. It was like a walk through like the most odd part of Twitter. And it was like, go, what the fuck is going? Am I watching this for free right now? Like, it was just, it was one of those nights where it was like, yo, you would, like, I know sitting in the, in the audience, I know people was looking like. Yo, what the fuck is happening right now?

Everyone sounded bad. It was kind of like watching your cooler, older cousin or uncle that you looked up to your whole life. And then you kind of got of age and you're like, you're corny. It was just, it was like it wouldn't stop getting crazy. It got crazier and crazier. The one-up craziness did continue to happen. Yeah, it was like, I felt like it was a versus of, yo, who can do the most craziest shit today? You know what the funniest part was Burke, who I loved to death?

death. Why was Berg the most sane person there? I think Berg, when they brought him out on stage, it was like, he was like, oh, man, like, y'all pulling me into the middle of this shit. And, you know, he, he kind of avoided looking crazy. He didn't look crazy at all. Yeah, he didn't look crazy. Yeah, he didn't look crazy. Sammy didn't look as crazy. Sammy was getting pulled into like a lot of, like, shit talking. Yeah. And it was kind of like, damn, it sounds like it's some real animosity between him and like other of these other dudes. Like you can just, you can kind of hear the egos and animosity and shit that they've been

wanting to say to each other for some years building up on stage. They did on Instagram afterwards. Yeah. The RSVP, the RSVP group that they're trying to put together. I don't know. Listen, what network is watching? Somebody needs to make that reality show happen. I will watch them niggers once a week every week for the rest of my life if I could.

R-SVP put all of them in a house and let them try to make an album With April Absolutely I'm watching Her best Tay Diggs best man life Listen I'm watching them dudes every week If they put a camera in the house and follow them around I'm watching

This is gonna be the best reality TV we've ever seen With these gentlemen trying to revive their R&B careers And they should do it in Blueface's house And Wack 100 should manage them What's more uncomfortable to you? Or Marion eating that watermelon on stage or the 4th of July hot dog eating contest. Ooh, that's a good one. What's, what's weirder to eat on camera?

Hot dogs. Watermelon on stage. Really? Is crazy. Yeah. Then hot dogs? It was a half of water. Let me go cook you a hot dog.

You know what makes me more? You know how heavy half of watermelon is to be walking out on stage holding with one hand and you got the microphone of your other hand? And like, wasn't it in the fridge before? Where was it sitting? And like, who was the one that was like, I bring the watermelon out now? Actually, I do have- Who was in charge of the watermelon

Making it to the stage? I have a little insight on this. What PA had to bring that watermelon? Poor P.A. Apparently that watermelon was in the rider. Okay. Yes. Okay, not weird.

You put fruit on your rider. I get it. Watermelon is I'm all right. But does it leave the green? No, it's not. That's crazy, man. Stop playing me. Watermelon is not on my rider, though.

Fruit is on my rider. Probably melon. All right. I'm not going to flip the table if I walk in my room and there's no watermeling. I'm not doing it. Like, how black is that? Can you imagine?

I go to the dress Where's the watermelon? They're going to be like, yo wait. Yeah, that viral clip would not do well. I can't complain about that. I can't even complain about that. Yeah, these stereotypes that would ensue,

you can't do it. Which is why I don't understand why Marion would do. He knows the stereotypes. You know what they think about us in watermelon. Why would you do that? But I've put fruit and watermelon stuff on riders before. And it comes usually like, it's sliced up.

It puts a whole watermelon. watermelon in a green room. That's what I'm saying. I was told they wanted a whole watermelon season. Is it even watermelon season? It is. Okay. Well, apparently it is because they got one to the fucking venue.

But it just was like some crazy. Why they couldn't? Because I understand the metaphor. They wanted to seem like they were eating pussy. That's what they were supposed to look like. Of course. But why did it couldn't go mango? Like it's smaller?

No, mango is not. That wouldn't look as crazy. You have to do beans. Imagine you holding a mango and eating that shit like that on TV? Or strawberries. He was holding a half of watermelon on like a three month old fucking baby. Yeah, because you got to commit there. You have to cradle a half of watermelon

I watched Tiana Taylor damn near really eat pussy on stage. I don't want to see someone eat fruit. Sorry. It's like Tiana really brought a chick up there and ate her pussy. I don't want to see. No, she didn't. She gave a lap dance. Of course, I'm sorry. Right. A consensual one. Yes. That included putting her face.

Never mind. Did the watermelon acts for consent? We do not know. Was it seedless? Was it seedless? Nah, eating a seeded watermelon is crazy. Is it? Did he have time to check? Yeah, because you got to spit them shits out at the audience. And then, and then, and then,

Hey, them niggas is sick, man. What's that say about the, uh, metaphoric pussy that you're eating that now you're spitting things out? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Is this too much, it's you got to commit to too much when you bring half a watermelon on stage. You have to commit to way too much.

Okay, but I still think shoving 50 hot dogs in your mouth in 45 seconds and then dipping the buns in water. How did that become an American tradition? Look at America. Look at anything that becomes an American fucking season. Yeah, but shoving 50s in. the hot dogs in record time? Well, this niggas that do that every day with my name and their mouth.

Oh, that's frame all. Let him know. Let him know. I'm just saying. Gunshots. No, I'm just being honest here. They're all Joey Chestnut. No.

Wait, what? Isn't that his name? Did you do that just now? Yeah. Oh, what the fuck? I thought we had the sound effect. Well, she's the sound effect. Oh, that's not.

She can't recreate her. We didn't add reverb to it. It's really just her sound. The hot dogs is crazy because we know hot dogs. We know the glizzy. We know what we're laughing at when. We were like, y'all, he eating a glizzy. We know what we're laughing.

But just think about a black man bringing half a watermelon on stage during the R&B concert and eating that shit. That's just blasphemy. Like, what are you doing? Okay, but imagine training your body for a whole year to just shove as many hot dogs in your face on camera. That shit is so, oh, it makes me sick. No, that's crazy. No, that's crazy as well. But it's just way too much significance in.

watermelon and like a black man. You're at an R&B. At least you had a hot dog eating. But I also feel like, like you know this is going to happen. Yeah, but I also feel like... You had a hot dog eating contest. You know what to expect.

I go to seal Mario. I'm not thinking this man is about to eat watermelon on stage tonight. I assume Nathan is probably dead. You made a guy that started. I'd assume at this point he's probably dead. Yeah, safe to assume. I would think he'd also be rolling in his grave and was like,

I did not design this place for you to shove 50 of those in your your face. I made a hot dog. Yeah, but you know. I'm supposed to enjoy this. But at least, like I said,

at least if you go to a hot dog eating contest, it's still crazy. It's like, you look at what this contest is. And how do you get into a thing like that? Well, you have to first,

I think you, I think you got to show them that you're fit to like at least eat 30. That's like an oxymor. You're fit to eat all these hot dogs? Yeah. The Asian guy that did it that one of the few years. He was actually a fit,

though. Was it Joey Chestnut or is that a country center? Joey Chestnut just won again this year, by the way. Who is Joey Chestnut? The greatest of his generation. He's the B2K. He's a glitogel. He's a glisagal.

He's a glisdeged. Super gremlin. How many years did he win? He's got at least what, 20 years under his belt? No way. This is 15. 15, see? Yeah.

He didn't win 15, though. I've never seen him lose. He wins every year. He lost to the Asian. The Asian guy won like two. Oh, I lied. He holds 50 world records in eating competition. Wait, Joey Chestnut's not Asian?

I'm thinking of Asian. Joey Chestnut? Come on. I thought it was a stage name. I thought it was ironic. Chestnut, but I'm eating hot dogs. Joey Chestnut is not Asian. I can guarantee you that.

Well, who's the Asian guy that always wins? Yeah, he won. He's actually in shape, though. Like, when he's not trained in to eat it. Like, he's in super shit. Like a 60-minute special. He could bench press. I'm crazy.

Like, I do not want to butcher this, but I'm going to try it anyways. The Asian dude's name is Takiru Kowayashi. Well, you're Filipino, so it's okay. No, he was the guy. He won a few years in a row. He actually showed how he. he trains, like, how much he eats during, like, his training season. Um, it's the craziest shit in the world.

Like, he ate, like, wait, 10 pizzas one day, 10 whole pies. That's ridiculous. Does he make a living off this? Wait, what? Like, you should get paid if he was to make, make them cut him a check. Yeah, they get paid off of this. They get, he, and other eating competitions around the world during the year, too. Like, it won't be hot dogs.

It'll be, like, pie. Then it'll be, like, lobster. Then it, like, they just, look it. First world countries. Yeah. Like, look at us. But I'm not going to lie. I'm going to win a pizza.

There's a competition. You would win a pizza. I would eat the most food when people are starving. No, the competition is not in. It's time, though. You could probably sit here. If we leave two pies out here, you could probably eat two pies in like two days. Yeah.

But like less two hours? They're doing that shit in like two minutes. Two seconds? They're eating pies in like three minutes. So one record is 40 hot dogs in 10 minutes. 40 hot dogs? In 10 minutes. How much do I have to pay you to eat 40 hot dogs in 10 minutes?

You couldn't pay me, you know? I wouldn't be able to do it to begin with. What about trying? I would stop at three. I don't know. It would just be a waste of our time. Like the way you have to eat a hot dog, you can't just drown it and water down.

Oh, I know. Ooh. I know. I know some chicks in Konyiola. You know what? Specifically in Konyi. I know one. It would be like, wait.

She'd have you thinking your shit is little. Like, you know, where did it go? I feel a little insecure. easily you do. Oh my God. You be like, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. You are a warrior. You are a national treasure man.

So yeah. They eat 50 hot dogs across the street from the projects where there's children hungry. That's crazy. That's crazy. It's crazy. At least do that shit in the suburbs. You're doing that shit across the street from Surfside projects.

I mean, first place is $10,000. That's it? You train your whole The whole year for 10 grand The 14 time winner Apparently his net worth is 2 million. After taxes and management

What do you even In lawyer fees? How much you walk around $1,500? Medical fees. You get the majority of your money Probably from sponsorships and things.

Yeah, no, no. They're sponsoring a hot dog And like Maul said He does other competitions So he makes it around like $250,000. They do other competitions during the year They eat they eat pies, pizzas, burgers. They don't need any money to the hungry.

I don't know. I hope so. What about the hot dogs that they don't eat? I'd hope so. I would hope that Nathan would take them right across the street to the projects and at least give some families some hot dogs. 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes? But if you think about it, what a perfect way to describe America's birthday? Toffery.

This is what we do. Yeah, gluttonous. To celebrate. Greedy. We eat as much food as possible in time it while people are hungry. Yeah. I can't imagine any food I'd eat in such a huge amount in 10 minutes, except for time. tacos before one of you else.

Yeah, why they don't do something like, like cookies? That feels like a stomach egg. Yeah, I was going to say I would get my teeth were hurt. But a hot dog doesn't? 40 hot dogs. They probably have cookie eating contests. Here, all right. This is just where my brain is going.

This is where my brain is going, right? I feel like any time you win like a crazy championship or anything, like you typically go out all the attentions on you, all the women love you, even. boxers that win still go out to the club with a knot on their face to go celebrate right can you imagine winning the hot dog eating contest and they're like yeah we out to the club tonight all these bitches want you're glissie now son and you can't because you're going to be on the bowl the whole night you have a notch in your stomach imagine going to dough and you have to just like oh my god you're going to yeah you can't imagine imagine hitting 21st street like yo all right

I'll go into bounce but just block off VIP you got to be the bathroom right can you put ropes in front of the book. I'm assuming that they don't eat for days and also that they probably go get a colonic afterwards. I would assume so. I think the, the, what's his name, Toki? The Asian guy. Oh.

What did you call it? Takeru. Takeru. Takao. Kobayashi. Kobayashi. I think Kobayashi, it was watching something on him and he was saying how he based after. I think they do throw up, but you can't throw up there, like on the, on the panel.

You can't throw up to here. Imagine trying to fuck. Like, there's groupies for everything. So there's got to be groupies for the hot dog. There has to be. There's always groupies for everything. For sure. Nasty,

I've seen some nasty groupies for some weird things before. Yeah. So I know for a fact there's groupies for a hot dog eating concept. Absolutely. I'm just thinking like trying to fuck after that. And like, what if Kobayashi's like getting, he's into get his ass ate? And it's just like. Imagine eating one hot dog and then try to fuck after that.

You can't? You never ate a hot dog and fucked? Hell no. Edin was one of those people that Listen to the parents said you can't swim Until 30 minutes Yeah he was one of those You know my fat did his swim

I didn't fucking I didn't take my shirt off Edn't definitely went in when the street lights came on I ran home Atlantic to freedom After you eat Cobbayashi was Sex after eating one hot dog

Cobbayashi was banned actually Because he refused to For steroid use For he was he refused to sign a contract With the major league eating And I didn't even know there was a major league He didn't want to sign a label He didn't want to be independent

Yeah He was an independent a glizzy eater. He's really in it for the art and the creator. Of course, you know. He eats for the love. He's going to drop the dance out of the sport. He's not here for the corporate side of hot dog eating.

No, he's not here for you colonizers trying to globalize the globalized glissie eating. Do you eat hot dogs? Imagine looking at another hot dog eater and be like, you sell out. Right. Knowing that he signed a somebody. I'm an underground hot dog eater You're just in it for the fame I eat hot dogs for the culture

You know they got to throw culture Of course I eat hot dogs for the culture Yeah, y'all sign to a major Y'all sign to a major Look at all that sour crowd on your hot dog See, Michael Lizzie's plane Oh my God

You guys ready for my weird question of the day? Sure Oh, there's always one Every question of yours is weird That hurt but okay Weird doesn't mean bad is a hot dog a sandwich It's a hot dog a sandwich

It's basically two buns And meat in the middle Is soup a drink? Oh, fuck I like that I don't know soup is not a drink Why not?

The beverage Is it a smoothie a drink? A smoothie is a drink What's the difference between a smoothie and soup? Except it's cold Well, there's a lot of... I could eat a... I could drink a smoothie with a straw

And I can't eat soup with a straw Who is drinking soup with a straw? It depends on the soup. Depends on the soup. Even if it's the soup, you're not drinking it with a straw? Of course not. So it's not a drink. That's some sick, babe.

That's some sick, babe. That's some sick behavior. But you drink. Listen, if I see one of you niggas pull up some soup and put a straw to stop sniffing, just know I'm calling the Uber. I'm out of it. Well, you're supposed to do that if you can. What if I'm driving with my cup of noodles and I just need a- Right.

You just throw a little straw in my cup. Nah. They say that if you're like, if you just got your teeth cleaned, like, not cleaned, but like whitened and you have like tomato soup, you're supposed to drink it with a straw. Yeah. Kanye drank a boost for breakfast. They didn't sure for dessert. None of that was soup.

They ordered pancakes and he just sipped the scissors. He shouted out your brother in the beginning. None of that was soup. You're still not telling me somebody that eats soup with a straw. Why did Kanye shout your brother out and then start talking about pancake better? I don't know, man. I don't know what his thinking was. Yo, hop, gee.

I love pancake better. I think we got one. I don't know, man. This is it right here. I don't know. I saw something this weekend that was interesting You didn't answer his question

What was the question? Is the hot dog a sandwich? No, it's not. In Chicago, in Chicago it is In Chicago it is In Chicago a hot dog in a sandwich? Why? Because they put fucking lettuce, tomato onions, everything.

Which one of you, niggas? There's not even a hot dog. That's nasty. Who putting lettuce on a hot dog? I try it. Lettuce on a hot... Nasty. Chicago has great...

You know what's crazy about Chicago? Chicago is amazing food except for the shit they're known for. Like pizza. Their pizza is stink. They're pizza is not pizza. That's a lasagna. It's a bread bowl.

It's a deep dish. Yeah, it's deep dish. And their hot dog... Chicago got a good pizza though. I've had some other pizza in Chicago. Their thin pizza is actually really good. Is that deep dish shit that's awful? Their hot dogs stink like that.

Like, I don't know what you're doing. Damn. It's a sand. I'll just go eat a sandwich. Yo, Chicago nigg, shoot him. No, they have great food outside of what they're known for. Their Italian beef pause is great. Come on.

You just had a whole 15 minutes. thing about hot dogs you said pause once you said because you said Italian beef and then you paused it wasn't an unpauseable thing there's some things that are unpossible no it's not once you say pause that's it if I would have said I love their Italian beef that would have been impossible yeah I might have got yeah that one I got to have a moment

this guy's in tune with itself first of all I'm Irish you think I would like never mind let me let me say this why don't white crime Let me say this about a show that I thought was going to be a great show. I think I may even tweet it the first season. Don't start.

On Q. What you did? Don't do it. P Valley is back. I finally caught up. I started watching the second season. The first season I thought was really good. I felt like the storylines, the characters, the story can go so many different ways.

I just felt like it was a really, really good show. show and I was happy when they signed on to do a second season. I was like, okay, this is good. This means that

the feedback has been great. The network agrees. You know, we're going to give them a second year. Da-da-da-da. More people will get paid. You know, I like,

I like, they put together a vision, executed it. It was successful. They give them another shot. And actors don't get paid until season two. So it's good to see

that you smoke season one and now it's time to get what you know. Absolutely. Absolutely. Great cast. Really good cast. Great acting.

I'm going to say this to P Valley and the producers and the writers. Lay off the Italian beef? I don't know if it's Italian. But it's just getting, and this is from both sides. I'm hearing this from men, a lot of men, which is why I started watching the second season because I started hearing so many reviews from men and women about it being just too much sex. Too much. Just too much.

I haven't watched season. I love season one. And I can't wait to watch season two. even though you're telling me it's a lot of... No, it's only a lot because, again, I started watching it. I was going to watch it, but I really sat down and watched it because so many women were telling me like, yo, damn, it's just too much, like, you know, just the gay sex

and the gay is just too much. And I'm like, okay, well, now I'm really, I got to watch it because now I need to see what women are talking about. What are they complaining about? Women can be homophobic. that not yeah but it wasn't a homophobic thing it was more like we understand that there are gay characters in the in the in the show but they were saying that they were just trying to make it too much of a point to show that that gay it was they were having gay sex okay it's like we

don't care about that like we like the storyline we like you know i mean i'm not big on on sex scenes no matter who's fucking in tv shows yeah it's always just a little like i'm very much uh there's no great area with me it's either porn or i don't particularly care to watch a sex scene in it. Yeah, it does nothing from you. I think that's very funny because neither one of you are complaining about the other gay sex scene that's in that same episode. I didn't watch the episode.

Between the stripper and coach is white. I'm, wait, I'm, gay sex scene in there. No, I just said all sex scenes bother me. And I'm talking about, I'm talking about it was just too much sex period, but then there was a lot of gay sex as well.

But they were just saying it's just too much sex. Like, it's just like, we get it. They're having sex. Like, we know what adults do. Like, but they were saying that in comparison to season one, it just seemed like season two was more focused on sex scenes, like just the, it was just that. It was like, yo, like, yeah, we know that they haven't sex. We get it.

But it's like, you can even have a sex scene where it's not even, it's like, okay, they just start kissing another and then they just cut. You know what the, obviously, you know, they had sex. Cool. But they're just saying it's like it's just too much. Like, we're trying to show that, yeah, we'll even show, you know, to download street. dudes having sex. But you know that's

marketing to something to do. Like they're trying to have some shock in awe to it, which I get why the writers would do that and why the show would do it. But I could also see why someone not even related to what their preference is

just like this is just way too much fucking sex. Listen, I even said with power who did sex scenes pretty well, like y'all are doing too much fucking on power. Yeah, it was too much in that at one point. It was like we get it. We understand.

Like, y'all are having sex. I mean, it's on stars, you know? Yeah, but I just don't want. It's a show about. strip clubs as well. Yeah. Yeah. But not that much fucking,

I mean, it depends with strip club. Yeah. Happens. Shout out Sapphires. Definitely shout out sapphires. Oh, right.

For how wholesome they are in those back rooms. There's no sex in the sham. You know, Chris Rock really used to try to get that off. I see what he was doing. He was trying to divert all the women thinking that men are fucking in strip clubs. There's so much sex in the champagne room.

Not even in the champagne room if you know the right people. You ain't even got to go back there. Yeah. You get a tug on the main floor. On stage. A fucking tug. Who wants a handjob, though? Nothing trash than a hand job.

What? What's the biggest waste? In 2022, a hand job is a waste of time. I would rather make out than get a hand job. Yeah, Sam. Seriously? So you would what? Hand jobs up there were sour.

Shower sex and car sex. Sour sex. I don't want sour sex. I don't want sour sex. Obviously not. I like hand jobs when they're. a mouth attached to the end. That's what, yeah, like at this point.

Yeah. Give me some hand, but you got to put some mouth on that. If you just like 69 is overrated. There's a lot of things that are overrated. Like, if we're just in the house alone and I give you a hand. Like, no, but like. Hand jobs should be, hand jobs should be for the rush. It should be in weird places.

Right. If you just at your crib, just giving some handies, like, grow up. Yo, but a hand job is not, but you're not a hand job. I don't know how we got to this from P Valley. Pea Valley. And you wouldn't say that to Little Murder's face. I just want to look. Like the character.

What? That they're having too much gay sex? Yeah. I'm not telling me. I wouldn't tell anybody that they're having too much sex. You're having too much gay sex. If you keep showing it to me, I'm going to like, your fan. Like, all right, fam.

I close the door. That's almost like, I wasn't invited. Yeah, if you keep sending me fucking videos of you getting ready to having sex with a girl, I'm like, your fan, what are you doing? I'm going to say that to anybody. No matter if it's gay. I'm like your fan. Wow, I don't want to see this.

Like, I get it. You're grown. You're having sex. But a hand job is like, it's a hand job. It's a hand job is not to finish me though, right? This is to warm me up. It's like the appetizer, right? It's an appetizer, right?

It's an appetizer. Yeah. Oh, I think it's considered a hand job if there's completion. Yeah, there has to be comfortable. No, of course. Otherwise, I'm just twiddling you. Yeah, yeah. What grown men, I boat?

This is not, because I don't go outside much, so I'll have to ask the people that go outside. There are grown men out here just wanting to get hand jobs and going home. Well, just random. Not like, oh, we met up for the hand job. There's grown men eating pussy and going home. We're at the, no, we have a name for those. It's not grown men. Like, we're in the Uber.

We're on our way from a party. We're in an Uber on our way from the party. And we're like just like being like freaky. Yeah, it's got to be first. Yeah, but I'm not going to finish in the back of the OU. Like you go get me, you could get me hard in this. Like I'm trying to, we could die. I could change the drop off right now.

Like wherever we was going, we could go somewhere else. We can make a U-turn. I got to tug on a plane once, but it was the rush of being on the plane. And you finished? Like in the bathroom or like? At your sea? This is very invasive. like why you guys asked me questions

of something that I brought up. Oh, sorry. No, but you're not fit. During COVID. Like, why would that change? All right. I'm just trying to understand. No, I'm just letting y'all process it.

I just threw it out there and then y'all could take it. So a hand job means you finished. To me. Okay. I don't know what the dictionary would say. Dictionary. I don't know what Webster's definition of it. Or you finish like that.

If you do it for more than two minutes, I'm not coming from a hand job in two minutes. Yeah, I just, see, I'll be feeling like I'll be on a lone island on a lot of my thinking. You do, you do. No, I don't though. No. You know what's funny about it? I don't.

The thing is, you know how women obviously say, all right, women can eat our pussy better because they understand it, which makes sense. So men beat dick better. Men beat you dick better. Women are so bad at giving hand drops. I could, like, two minute completion, if she's doing it, probably won't happen. If I'm doing it, I could jerk myself off in 30 seconds. Yeah. need to.

15 at most. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't on trash at handjob. That's what I'm saying. I don't want a, I don't want a, I know. Who the fuck wants a handjob?

Yeah, like, who wants that? Who was asking for that? But we are a little selfish in that regard because do you remember when you were a teenager and you got your first hand job? Yeah. What a day? What a day? I got a girl to touch my dick.

This is incredible. You walk, your shoulders a little more back that day. You walk through the class class. You had your shoulders up, head high. you was walking like a member of the nation of Islam 13 going on 35 at that point That's a fact That's a fact

But I'm and oh yeah And then the first time you Put your fingers in some pussy You didn't know what you was doing But you felt accomplished And then walked around And smelled your fingers all day I mean I wasn't

Y'all did y'all fucking did No I would never do that That's crazy We're way too respectful I washed my hands immediately Yeah I never let the homies know what your pussy smelled like like i never

they don't know they haven't yo young men are so nasty yeah fucks walk out the room like you to their friends you yo we used to walk out of a room with our fingers like this

yo teenage boys are disgusting I just pray I don't have a daughter I'm gonna kill one of these little niggins. I'm gonna kill one of these little niggas. I swear to God, man. Because the things I used to do as a teenager, yo,

oh my God. Yo, we used to walk around literally, like, like that was a badge of honor like your hands smelling like pussy. Go, go wash your hands nasty.

Nah, it's like, you got to hold, what happened? What you mean? Like, yo, this happened.

Then that nigga grab your, yo, you got to grab your shirt so he don't try to, so he don't try to push it on your. face you. I'm like, nah, let me see. A fucking crime. No, and you know what? I'm not mad at us as teenagers. I'm mad at the older dudes

on the block that would be like, you don't get no pussy, and then you try to show them that your fingers and these grown-ass men smelling your finger. I'm mad that. I'm mad that they didn't tell us to stop doing that. Like, what are you doing? How are you doing that? Like, why are you running around? Go wash your hands, little nasty. Like, what are you doing? Like, why? Now you baiting me telling me I get no

pussy. Now I'm keeping the stinky fingers. Teenage girl. Teenage girl pussy is not the best smelling pussy. It's not. It's not. So it's just like, it's just nasty all around. They got to be the right teenager. She got to like, she got to come from a good home. She got to come from a good home. Nah, you can smell. No, no, you can smell. You can smell when a girl come from a good home. We're not doing that. You can tell when her mom's. What is a good home smell like? For the most part, we all start the finger game around 1213, right? Yeah. 1213 is probably a average age that

that starts to happen. Yeah. Yeah. That is when we go through people a little later. Women are going through puberty at what 11 y'all are starting yeah yeah and puberty is gonna make that box not smell the greatest I don't care if your mother mops or floors every day or not women are their bodies start changing they don't know because I ain't gonna lie I was finger bang champion like four

four summers in a row and I so I it was look at which on your jacket look at the badge that's on your fucking 14 years old yeah like 14 at 14 that what's a better badge yeah like that was yeah that was sex for us like a finger banger was sex oh I was fucking 14 it was some it was some it was some it was some

It was some fingerbank sessions where it smelled really great, though. Like how she didn't smell like nothing. It was like, okay. Don soap. And then there was something that was like, ooh. I just remember being young and being like, damn, pussy smells really weird. And then as I got older, I was like, oh, that was just because they were going through puberty and I was a child. Yeah.

Oh, just not because there's some of them that's done with puberty. Oh, for sure. But that's different. We haven't just put it on puberty. It's some niggas that past puberty. That's like, yeah. I mean, when you're young, of course, you don't, you know. You're outside running around all day.

You're not as, you know, and sometimes it go down where it's going down at. You and a girl might start, you know, kissing in the staircase. Oh, for sure. Yeah. What? You know, telling what that thing is it would smell like. But just as long as an adult, you don't smell like you did when you were 14 in the staircase of building six in the Bronx. Yeah.

That sounds very specific. Yeah. I think it was building four, actually. Do you think maybe you were just smelling the staircase? Oh, no. It was my hand. It might have been the staircase. No, that was my hand.

That was my hand. You know, you got to go through the best part of going through. Pissing young pussy. That's what it's my like. It's just sweat and just, you know, not fresh,

not, you know, you know how I can smell some times. Teenage boys are probably the nastiest creatures are enough. Oh my God. Oh, yeah. By far.

I'm with you. By far. I'm with you. Both are both. Yeah. What was the question? Well, y'all were children. Did you jerk off into socks or paper towels?

I, as a youth would would rub my dick on things that I'm not. I better not. I'd be a black household. If I was using bounty paper towel for my nuts, my mom would have been like,

you better use one in a minute. That is a, waste of a What? Paper towel? No, moms ain't having that. You ain't using

a paper towel for that. You better go use an old t-shirt or old socks something. Not my paper towel. Bownie? This is going to sound really odd.

Go for it. When I was nutting in socks, as I got older, I did start to realize, oh, my mom knew. I thought I was hiding it. How weird is that as a mother? I would have a boy.

I can't have a boy. I can't have a boy. I can't have a daughter. Like, they're my, And they're probably with some times, too, because when you're like 13, 14, you're just horny as fuck. I might even nut it in one of the good towels once. Like, not the good towels. And my mom never.

I just, I feel bad for my mom. Like, she never brought it up. This crunchy ass towel. Like, what's, you think your mom thought that was sweat? In my head, I was like, oh, she'll never know. Yeah, I know. And I mean this respectfully, of course my mother knows what nut looks like. Yeah.

It's what I came from. Exactly. Absolutely. Oh, my God. I just feel for her of the amount of laundry that she did. I think that's probably why she taught me how to do laundry. And you thought you was like, yo, you got to start doing your laundry because now you're starting to come into things. And I'm not doing this shit.

Mom, you're saying you don't want a daughter, but you're telling me like you're going to go to go do your laundry and your son's nut is going to be crunched up in a sock money. When you say like, I think Ball's going to do his own laundry or his son's laundry. Yeah, I'm actually great at doing laundry. I love doing laundry. I love doing laundry. I would like, that's my boy. He learned how his pistol work. He learned, you know me?

How is he checking out his equipment. That's true. Happy 4th July. He's checking out his equipment. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Rotate and his tires, that's all. Yeah, now, if I'm at, if Rory spends the weekend at my house and I go take his bathroom out of his bathroom and I'm putting him in the wash, I'm like, yo, my, fam, you got to run me a hundred for a new set.

You got to cash at me a hundred fifty for a new set of towels. There's no way. These are going in the trash. No, no, bleach or tide is going to get rid of this. No, no, we're not doing that. Eating off at your man's crib. Oof. When you stay on.

Well, if you were in an extended amount of time. Nah, sir. Nah, I don't. Ain't that much time of the world. You ain't beating off in my crib. Don't do that. If you were telling me, if we lost it all, you had to move in with Rory. You're not peaking off ever.

I don't think of it. I don't think about is beating off. My dick won't even get hard if I lose all of this. No, when I didn't have anything, I was horny as fuck. But that's when you didn't have it and then you got some and then lose it at all? Nah. Yeah. You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't masturbate at your homeboy's house if you spend in a week.

Like, if you're a female or just if you're a male. Both. Wait. Wait, all right, because we're about to fall in another conversation. No. And don't let her be a squatter. Wait, wait, if my home girl spends her night at my house for a weekend, all right.

She's better, she better not be in my guest room playing while. You know what makes me, you know what makes me. Are you kidding? You know what makes me really uncomfortable? What? D'Maris said that so casually. Like, it was fine. And D'Maris has stayed in my house.

Oh, no, for sure. D'amaris has stayed in this house like 15 times. Go check them towels. You thought that was makeup? What you been doing in my living room? You thought that was makeup you found on that towel that day? That wasn't no fucking makeup, digger. D'Aris, no.

D'Aris rub one out and she had to clean up real quick and you came in there. She ain't think he was coming back there in that back bathroom, bro. And she hesitated. Demaris, come on, man. Not on the on the on time. Mortified now. My hope girl better now. You can't masturbate in your homeboy's grip.

First of all, that's like, we just fell into a great topic. Are you allowed to spend the night at, like, if you're just friends, like, would you understand if your girl got mad at your home girl spending a night at house? I would think it was weird. That your girl got mad? If she's completely well aware that this is a home girl. Like a friend. Yeah, like, I, like, why are you mad?

and you're going to think you're going to think I'm crazy because you and I I know I was about to ask that same thing if I know as her own boy yeah I'm fine with it I'm totally fine with that yeah yeah y'all niggas got cat man I'm fucking I'm on a lone island you listen my home girl my girl cannot spend a night at her homeboy

I'm never dealing with a woman that doesn't have male friends because I think that's fucking weird you can have male friends you're not spending the night at your male friends best friend of 10 years okay can you provide I don't just view men and women sexually all the time I want to prove.

They do. I want to hear your reasoning. I want to hear your reasoning. Because, man, it's just as an adult, what you're supposed to do is stay as far away from temptation or as far away from dangerous situations as you can. That's part of being an adult. Well, part of being an adult is not viewing every person as a temptation of fuck. I'm not. That's not what I'm saying.

That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that we know, because we just said the situation B2K. So we know that niggins. be looking at like, you, she's attractive. Not saying you, not saying me, I'm just saying guys in general, men have that thought where they're like, damn, they view it could be your friend. This is your home. Just your girlfriend.

And like, damn, like, she's bad. Some guys are just going to have that thought. She's attractive. Now, I'm just saying that you can be friends because I have female friends, but I know if my female friends spends a night in my house and let's say I'm thinking she's like on my terrace. I don't even know that she's in the guest room and I walk in my guest room to go get something out the closet in there. And she's in there masturbating. Okay. Well, that's like, yo, like, we friends, yes, but like, I like women too at the same time. Now, I'm not,

I'm not in here trying to have sex with you, but if it's like, you can be walking around naked and shit like that. Like, what are you talking about? That's not. If I walked in on my home girl masturbating, I would close the door the same way as if I walked in on my man's peeing. I'd be like, oh, shit, my bad. It's not the same blood That's not the same That's not the same I have female friends

That I think are attracted But I don't view them in that way And I don't know I have no interest in fucking them at all Likewise Likewise I have a bunch of female friends That I never thought about

That are beautiful But I'm just like that's that's my homie Well Maul let's take But if she's in my house masturbating Let's take that out Let's take that out Because that's not a realistic scenario

Like we were just being funny That's what I was talking about No, we're talking about you said if you have a female, if you have a girl she can't stay tonight at her male friend's house. Take the masturbation out of it. No, why why is she staying at his house? There's plenty of, I'm here all the time. There's plenty of reasons why you would stay the night at your, the same way you had. Okay.

All right. So have you ever had an argument about you spending night at Roy's house? He's going to laugh. You see what I'm saying? I'm just saying a nigger going to fill away about that. I'm not saying it don't happen. I'm always speaking for me. All I'm saying is if you got a girlfriend,

she can have a male friend and you know him you met he's cool whatever all of that but you're not gonna just be like she's spending a night at his house and you're just like all right cool like if i don't know him i yeah okay even if you i do know just feel the way just like why are you standing you know there's plenty of like mall if you have a let's say you have a rooftop party on your rooftop right and one of your female friends goes there whatever she's drunk she's like you're like yo you're not going home because y'all do the same thing to me if i'm drunk you're like you're not going home like Yeah, but if you're not getting an Uber. Okay, okay.

Now, yes, and that's it. I'm talking about if she has a man. Okay. Like, if my girl, she can go anywhere, if she, anywhere with her girlfriends get drunk, she's not spending the night. I'm going to get her. That's my girl.

You're not staying at no niggins house. What are you drunk? What are you not in town? Go get a hotel room. Go check in the room somewhere here. Get some money on the car. If that's the case, she should just go home. That's more dangerous.

Or just go home. But I'm just saying, my girlfriend, like, you're not getting drunk twisted out. out to where you can't make it home. Okay. And sleeping in a dudes in a dude's crib. No, we're not doing that. I would, I would rather my girl stay with her homeboy who's a friend rather than be blackout

drunk and getting an Uber to go home or to go to a hotel. Where's her friend? She's with her friend. He's her friend. No, no, I'm talking about her female friend. You don't have to always be with your feet. You can, girls can have genuinely a male, like that's their friend. They're there for them.

I understand that. I'm just saying that if she has a man as well, you know, that she's a man. If she's sing or she ain't I don't know man to go home to, then that's different. Of course. Like, yo, that's the homie stay here. Like, but if you got a man, you can't, you're not going to sit there to tell me you don't see how the boyfriend would feel some type of way at her getting drunk, spending a night at her, how best friends are male best friends out. If she has trust him, though. Yeah, I'm about to say, if I don't trust her and she's a little promiscuous, then I don't know.

First of all, why do you even get twisted like that to where you can't leave? First of all, like, why are you even? Because women are shitty drunks. Because if I did that at my best friend, if I did it at my female best friend's house, you would have no problem. you have no issue with that. No. Of course not. And what if your girl goes swings both ways? Nah, then that's different.

That's a whole other. I'm just talking about if she has a man. Like, like the marriage got she laughed. Her dude felt some type of way at her spending a night at Rory's house. I mean, look at Rory. That's not why I laughed. That's not true. I'll put that on him.

That's not true. I stay here all the time. You didn't get a fuck about that. That's not true. That's not true. So what you laughed about? I have, I just laughed because it was funny that you said that.

But that's not true. I have plenty of male friends. I have a male best friend that's been my best friend for 13 years. And if I stayed a night at his house, anybody, I'm in a relationship with. Before you, I even get in a relationship with you, I'm sitting at precedent. Yo, I have male friends. Really close male friends. That's a fair.

I go over there. Likewise. But all I'm saying is, do you understand how a dude would be like, yo, no, I'm not. Okay, let's change it. Does it change if he has a wife? Do you care if he has a wife? No. Is the wife there?

Well, I don't know. Okay, let's say she is. So now you don't care if she stays in an area. her homeboy's house. If it's my girl, she can come to my, stay in my house. Who are you talking about? You don't got to stay at nobody's house. You come to my house. I had a- If you out of town visiting some shit, then I... You might be each other bitch. No, if you're saying, don't see. Let's make it realistic. No, no, no. Now, if she's visiting friends, that's different.

Yeah. Like, you out of town, your home girl moved out of town, her and her husband have a house in Texas, whatever. Can she go visit her male friend? That's different, but if we're here where we live in New York? She goes to her male friend? She can't. Can she? Can she go visit her male friend? She can. Can she? She's in Houston. She's going to link up in Houston. She wants to save money on our hotel. She wants to stay with her homeboy. That happened in the...

Nah, we ain't got to save on. No hotels, bro. I got it. Well, you have to... That's going to check in the fucking room. I had a friend who she was engaged, or is engaged. Yeah. To be married.

Yeah. She had a gig in May in New York and they fucked up her hotel and only did it for one night instead of the two that she had to be here. She hit me and stayed right on this couch. I've never met her her fiancé. but that's the homie and he was fine with it he probably watches the show you never met her fiance

but that's the homie she's the homie I've known her forever yeah look how he was so you don't think he was okay with it she was face time and I'm sitting on this couch yo it was good bro like it wasn't a big deal because he trusted his girl and

no you can and that's what I'm saying if you out of town and not that he would not know that I'm not a predator but he trusted his girl said hey I've known Rory for fucking a decade. Like that's my home. She probably talked about me to him prior to all that.

Like I'm, yeah, I'm going to go to sleep in my room. She's going to be right on this couch and that's it. I'll give you some bait where I understand where you're saying where if you're lit and you should want to come home

to your man because that's how girls are. Our girls want to come home to their man. I completely understand that. You never going to be, if you're my girl, you're never going to be nowhere

where I can't get you out of that situation. Like you're not stuck me. But it's not always a bet. It's not a uncomfortable situation. I'm not saying it's uncomfortable. I'm just saying you're not going to be somewhere like, oh my God, I'm drunk. I can't leave.

I got to stay here. Or even if you're sober. Like, right now, I'm not rushing to go to fuck home right now. Even if I wasn't a relationship, I'm not rushing to go home right now. You don't know why I'm comfortable. My feet are kicked up. No, I'm not saying you can't hang out at the homies. I'm just saying like we all know that, you know, sometimes lines across.

But that's some, but that's you got to trust. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm just saying, absolutely. You got to trust you. You got to trust your partner. That's what relationship is about.

about trust. I'm just saying not only do I got to trust my partner in that situation I got to trust anybody else that's around her if she's passed out drunk in somebody's house.

And this is the argument I used to have in my last relationship a lot of life. I don't know who else is there. Let's not talk about drunk. Let's not talk about drunk because it doesn't just happen

when they're drunk. A lot of times it just happens when they're sober. So let's not how about drunk. Obviously drunk is a safety issue, right? If we're talking about sober and your girl has a homeboy like they all, everybody all chilling

whatever she end up staying over there. You busy. Like, you know, out with your friends, whatever, right? You live with her. You see her every day. If she's not home for a fucking night, you won't fucking die.

Right. If she's in a sober mind state, the only way that somebody can change her sober mind state is if they pin her down and rape her. If this person has been friend, and I'm sorry, I was a trigger. I should have put a trigger warning before that. But if this person has been friends for years with this person,

and they've been over there before, even before they were in a relationship with you, they know that they can trust this person not to hurt them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then the only person you have to trust is the person you're in a relationship with. If you trust me not to cheat on you, you don't have to worry about whether somebody else likes me or not. No, no, no, no. It's not about that.

It's just the fact that I'll, because it started with basically having a male friend trust, things like that. I've dated a woman that, you know, she had, I never met the dude, didn't care to meet him. I don't know what type of duty was, but because I trust her. She had to let one of her male friends live with her for like a while. So he kind of got on his feet, you know, whatever could find a place. I never questioned it. Not once. She said what I was like, okay, cool.

Never questioned it. I trusted that she knew the person. She obviously trusted this person in her house around her. So I was like, okay, cool. So yeah, I understand you can do that. you because you again trust the person that you're with like she's making this decision obviously she knows this person she's comfortable safe secure cool I'm just saying we ain't gonna make that a hat this whole I'm saying like we not gonna keep going back to that

we're not going to because then it's going to come to like yo how long before homie get on his feet like he's still there you understand I'm saying but you understand it gets to that point I trust you, but I don't, I don't, listen, it, it, you look good. If he likes women, he's attracted to you. Friend or not, he knows when an attractive woman is around. You can find somebody attractive and not be attracted to them. That's true. You ain't got to be sexually attracted, but it's like, damn, like my home girl's pretty.

She's bad. Come on, son, you got to get on your feet. You've been here, how many? Yeah, we're going on month number two now. It takes longer than a month to get on your feet. Yeah, but you're going to have to get on your feet somewhere. You're not going to be in my bitch, Chris. trying to get on your feet for more than a month.

You got four good weeks here. I'll be honest. I wouldn't even make that gender specific. Get your broke-ass home girl out of your house. That too. You got four good weeks. And then it's like, yo, how many feet you got to get up on?

Like, how many bad feet you got where you got to get back on your good feet? Like, I'm just going to start asking questions. Like, yo, what, you know, anybody, them emails ain't coming back. Nobody responding. No jobs, no nothing. If you start looking like you're comfortable, like every time I come over here, you got, we're on the couch chilling.

you need to be a little more aggressive with your pursuit of happiness, my man, because it ain't going to be here. You got about nine days left. You don't even know. And nine days me and you're going to have a real one-on-one conversation like your family. You got to get up out of here. Then I'm going to judge my girl and how she picks her adult male friends. Yeah.

Get this bum out of your house. Because then that was my other thing. I was like, where's his homies at? Sometimes things happen. Where's his homies? Man, if you, listen, let me tell you something. If you got all friends and you're single, if you're single and you have five male friends and a female friend and all of them got their own cribs and got room for you to stay, you picking one of your male friends. You don't want to live with no men, bro.

Men are nasty. Women are nasty. Women are nasty. But this is the thing. A woman's couch smells very different from a man's couch. And y'all is fine. Rory is completely different. Rory burns essential fucking oils.

But that's what I'm saying. I got the homie that burn essential oils. He number one on the draft. Like if I got to go to- You see my guest bedroom? That shit is beautiful. I'm like, I'm gonna go watch the sheets. I'm gonna go ask him, could I stay there first? If he can't do it, it's pecking order.

We know the dirty homies. Like, I ain't saying you're trying to stay at this nigga crib, bro. Like, this nigga. Men's couch just smell like men. Like, men have a smell. Yeah, what do you want? So do women. It depends on what type of men you do.

You know what they got to be dirt. No, it's not even about being dirty. Like even the cleanest men, just men have a natural smell. Just like women have a natural smell. Women's natural smell smells better. To you. I don't know. Yeah, to you. I know some natural smelling women. I'm just like, yo, you need to be like less natural a little bit. Like you need to go get like, yeah, products. Like don't be so natural. No, I just mean like you know, like if a man gets out of a shower, he can smell fresh, but he still has a fairmoan man smell. It's hard to explain. It's the same with women. You don't have to put any lotion on or anything. You still smell like a woman. That's a fact. Have you ever been to a two bedroom apartment with one bathroom that two women are living in? Yes. Hi. Welcome to my life. how's that bathroom look

I'm staying at Mall's house my bathroom ain't shit in there you're lucky if you find my fucking tissue in that bathroom that's how clean that bathroom nobody go in there mom what's in your fridge man what's in my fridge

can I see your house oh yeah we're going we have like a video can I get like a video tour yeah okay I'll give you a video tour it's um

because you still have no furniture you posted on Instagram and I said I said still no furniture like a true bed no patio no balcony I don't have I don't have no but I could see into the living room there was not a furniture in sight no that you saw it look like he got

open glass at that right he's a minimalistic yeah it's very minimalistic it's a straight bachelor's modern yeah straight bachelor shit what's in that fridge though um I don't I didn't go shopping since we've been back so it's like maybe like some juice water milk and it wasn't no like real food because I got it bit everything when he was gone for three weeks I assumed water fruits veggies and vegan ice cream. Nah. How many bedrooms are it? Two.

Are you sure? Open kitchen living room situation? Or is there? With an island? Mm-hmm. How much you pay them up? Oh, that was too. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

What are you having the rooftop party? You keep posting the rooftop and I'm bathing suit ready. That balcony looked kind of eye, man. It's a lot of space out there, man. A lot of fun. You know, I have a car. Yeah, no, it's going to be, I can go to the, I won't say the town you're in,

but I can go to that. We're going to have a lot of fun out there. We definitely got to shoot some shit out there too. When, though? I keep asking when. Yeah, summer's not going on. End of this month. Okay.

Okay. Yeah, end of this month. I don't believe it either, yeah. Yeah, me either. No, why not? Let's go to let. No, I can't go today. You got something in there?

No, no, no, no. Got something. Yeah, I got to go record. You got something in there. It's fucking hilarious. You got something. Who are you hiding? Yeah, like, you think I'm storing, like, women in my house?

Yes. I do. What? Yeah, they can't go to their home voice So they're definitely there No, no, definitely not that situation But now we can shoot some shit out there End of this month

Let's shoot like a, let's have a night out there And just shoot some shoot some shit Record. We can record at night. All right, cool. Well, I got to break your kitchen And I've broken Rory's in. It's like stomped out.

I've broken his lips. Yeah, no, you can come in there do your thing, have fun. Just make sure you make convenient. Am I allowed to use milk products? Yeah, I'm not eating that shit. Okay. You know, I'll be on a toilet if I eat that.

Are you going to? invite the guests? Well, my guess list would be like really small. It'd be like maybe 10 people. Am I invited? I thought. You have to work. Oh, you're right.

You have to shoot the 10 guests. Oh, you're right. Yeah, I like 10 people. Have you fucked on the balcony yet? No. Are you going to? That's trash. Absolutely.

Okay. What's stopping you then? Nothing stopping me. I just haven't. It's weird. He was talking a lot. And then we started asking questions about his crib and women. He got real quiet out of nowhere.

Really quiet. I'm answering you. P2K, he couldn't shut the fuck up. I'm now. I'm answering your questions. You're asking me a question. I'm answering it. I haven't not answered a question yet, have I?

Do you have a TV? Yes. Why did you have to think about that? Because I only have one. And I need to get one for the living room and the guest bedroom. Oh, I know that move when you first. Yeah, we got to go in my room to watch TV because I ain't got one in the little room. That's a nasty move.

No, I was like clothes on my bed. Oh, you want a massage? I really don't have, I really don't invite people on my. house like that though. It's weird. We know. I went to dinner with a grown friend yesterday, like a real adult, like 35 years old. Better? And not better. And he definitely said when he was traveling last week, he used the no outside clothes line in a hotel room and Shorty had a mini skirt on. And I was like, so what germs was going to get on your hotel bed, sir? Quickly. Her bare ass more than her skirt.

Right. Her cheeks and her thighs was on every fucking chair she sat on. By the way, I did see shorts on one of my flights. That's nasty. Yeah, that's true. Shorts on a flight is crazy. Yeah. Well, I got a tugged on.

Do y'all feet get cold on flights? Yes. Son, I didn't know flights were so cold. I had a hoodie on. So, no. Oh, no, yeah, I don't. Oh, I'd be in first class. So I take my shoes.

Wait. Y'all keep your shoes on during the flight? Yeah. How? I don't, I'm not in first class like you guys. Even if you not. I got two inches of leg room. We put you in comfort.

you have you can take You know, I don't remember doing that I sure did it You can take off your shoes Underneath the fucking Son I think that was Like I coach everybody flying fucking coach Hold on you

But you can put your sneakers Underneath the chair My back is there Filled with camera camera I'm a new first class resident I have been flying economy my whole life I've taken my shoes off With plenty of space

In the last row like this You can definitely take your shoes off But I just I'm not a big fan I don't like what other people do it so Well I got a tug in the last last row of a plan in economy and he can't take his shoes off you're right you can take your shoes off you know I don't know what it is with plane my feet like are frozen on flights my leg my like my body is cold but I still have my shoes so I don't know how people be on there with like sandals I'm like

you take your shoes off what's the longest flight what's the longest flight you're right but even but I'm saying I even in the under the blanket I have them like wrapped in the blanket and you have your feet wrapped in the blanket are you a hot on the time no oh yeah you might be Anemic, maybe. No, no, it's cold. You be rubbing your feet on women when you get to bed? Like, you get cold and rub your feet? Like with no socks?

No, I don't think I just start rubbing my feet on women. Because your feet get cold. No, on the plane. I'm saying on the plane, not in life. Like, my feet ain't cold right now. On a plane, though? Fan, I had to wrap my feet in a blanket, like, and get another blanket like from the top of my... I don't know what it is about first class.

Oh, you wouldn't have been able to get a tug? No. It's too cold for you. No tug on a trunk. Couldn't even get hard. Who? Nah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?

Who? Yo, y'all be having me like, I don't, y'all be having me so twisted, but I've been trying to sound crazy on this show. So I let a lot of shit go. But y'all be having me. I know you do. I'm just, all right, go ahead. Y'all can get your jokes off.

But you got me fucked up if you think, oh, I can't get hard on a plane. Well, I'm going to change the subject because I don't. Wait, is that a competition? Have you before? Yeah. Okay. Absolutely. Flight of tennis.

I don't know. You just said you'd never go to all white parts. So I just don't know the things that Going to an all white party And getting hard on the plane It's two different things Be too cool to get hard on the plane Anybody know me know I hate theme parties, bro

Don't tell me yo, dress like the cages In fucking China So my great Gatsby 30th birthday party You're not gonna No, nigga Yeah, great Gatsby was not an all white party They were in suits

No, it was all white There's only white people there It was definitely old white party He said he hates theme parties Yeah that shit is like You wouldn't dress up like the roaring 20s for me Do you not like Halloween parties then? well definitely came as Michael Jackson one year

when I was a kid and I was like seventh as an adult what about you already you never seen me at those parties I like theme parties yeah you had one traveling around the country we invented them yeah what to say you had a traveling party around the fucking country for what five years

listen man Edden brought another party up which I fuck with but it just reminded me all my kids that are out there Yeah, you got kids. I'm really like, oh, it's all my children out there. Yeah, I just want to say that Gilein Maxwell has been sentenced to 20 years. I'm every time.

She only got 20 years? I think it was 20 years or something, right? Throw that. 20 years. I'm just going to say that every time somebody mentions all Kelly being. 20 years, yeah. We ain't going to get into that. I'm just saying.

We're not going to facilitate in pedophilia and actually performing pedophilia are two totally different things. Yeah, but I'm just saying if they're going to highlight one being sentenced. they got to highlight the other being sentenced. That's all I'm saying. So it's more talk of R. Kelly's sentencing than it is of Geylane Maxwell. And obviously, R. Kelly's a bigger name. He's a bigger.

He's one of the greatest R&B songwriters ever. But I just want to say that because a lot of people didn't even know until yesterday that she was actually sentenced and she was sentenced, I think, last week. So it was like she was convicted of five or six charges. Number one, fuck her and she's disgusting. Yes.

Talk about a fucking gangsters. She stood tall. I thought she was going to say, hey, I'll cooperate, and then she'd end up getting killed. That was what I thought was going to happen. She knew that she would get killed if she cooperated. That's why she shut the fuck up. But I also thought they weren't even going to risk it.

Like, let's just kill her just in case she feels like snitcher. She must have talked to the eyes wide shut Illuminati party and was like, yo, I promise y'all I hold it down. Like, I swear to God. Did a blood pack? Yeah. How was she alive? Because Epstein was ready to tell the business.

Hell, yeah. He was ready to go nuts. Epstein had, he, he was calling for some of the best producers to make their way to the studio. Yo. Like, listen, is Quincy available? Because I got the new thriller. I'm going to tell you. I need him to score this snitching.

You thought Thriller one was crazy. Wait till you hit Thriller 2. I'm, shit, I'm mad though, because I wanted, I wanted Epstein. You wanted her to die? No, I wanted Epstein to sing. And I wanted her to sing. I want to get these nasty fucks that really control our company, our company, our country, read the fuck out of here. I mean, it is

a company. It's just not going to happen. No. I know. The camera didn't work that day in Yeah. In the most secure jail ever. Ever. At that time.

And this, uh, you know, the security guard was asleep. You know, they said that, right? Yeah. This is bullshit. Like, this is a bad movie script. This shit worse than just, Eli. Hey, we saw, why wouldn't Jesse? We saw just, man. We saw Jesse at the BET, uh, media,

your hub. Oh, y'all did? You didn't interview him? Wait, we didn't talk about that on the pod? No. No. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, yeah.

Me, Maugh and Ed and... You were having a day. Two hours out that day was us not interviewing anyone, was just staring at Jesse, move around the room. No, I'm gonna tell you what it is. Work the room. Yeah. He was working that fucking room. I'm gonna tell you what that was.

Jesse is the illest psychopath on Earth. But that was God working, no. Like, it's a reason we didn't sit down there. It's a reason Jesse didn't make his way over there. Because God knew not to put Jesse in front of me with a microphone. No, Jesse's publicist knew not to put Jesse in front of you with a microphone. That's where you. Fam because I got one question.

The sub made it home, my nigga. The sandwich. That's, but we sandwich made it home. So while we were people watching Jesse work the room, which again, you know, we can just maybe it's because I'm a sociopath to some degree. We all are. I can recognize another sociopath. the way he was acting in that room.

His little fan. Like just his whole demeanor of I'm still a victim is the great, like, I had to respect him. Like, you're still dying on this lie. Like, I can respect that. He's still in character. He's still in character. He's still in, he's still going. I'm saying, I didn't respect him when he lied.

But the fact that he's still going with the lie and still being his character, I got to respect it now. He was working that room like, yo, I am here for justice. Listen, I would have just had one question. The sub made it home, my nigga. How? Well, you got to explain how you got your ass whipped with bleach and all kinds of shit a noose around your neck at two in the morning in the darkest. Why did you pick up that dirty sandwich?

It's like, now he held on to it the whole ass with him. You can't, you know how flimsy them little subway plastic bags are? Oh, yeah. You ain't holding that. Them little handles ain't making it through a brawl. No. That's not happening. Especially if it was meatball marinerer.

No. That bag is breaking. Yeah, that heavy-ass sandwich? Well, we were talking to Maris, we were like, all right, what if we could, like, tell them, hey, we won't ask anything related to that case at all. Except. Would they let us interview him? And they were like, maybe we should just make this all about Subway and just asking nothing but like,

are you meatball marinera? Are you a turkey and ham guy? B.M.T. Yeah. How did you feel when the $5 footlongs became $9? Like, is it weird? Is it weird that your crime is more famous than the face of Subways? That's crazy.

Wow, I didn't even ever have thought about that. Yeah. You know that, though. God worked in mysterious ways, man. God knew not to put Jesse in front of us. You knew that. You know the type of lie you have to create to outfamous Jared, the child molester? With the big jeans.

With the big jeans. Anyways. I'm so mad that we didn't interview him. Nominees. Any song of the summer nominees? We will one day. Song of we will one day. Song of the summer.

Look at our dream interview. One day. No, one day we'll get it. I mean, the summer just started. Can't really. Nah, but you got to have it ready before that. Yeah. You got to put it on your playlist.

Sizzling. Which is where it is. It's July 4th and there's not really a song in summer yet. Yeah. So have you guys- What about that Cardi joint? The new hot shit? I like it.

You know what's funny? Cardi smoked everybody. Yeah. And it's not even close. Is that the one with fat? No. Dirk and Kanye. There's a song.

There's a song with Cardi B and Fab right now. No, I thought that's what you was talking about. That's why I was like. Is Cardi B, Dirk, and Kanye? For Cardi single. Yeah. I like that record. How do you guys feel about good love?

Can we talk about Usher only releasing roller skating music now ever since he found him fucking skates? I get it. Only roller skating music. But he's been glided. I'm with it because I like it. But Usher is, you know, he's a, he's solidified already, man. Usher's just having fun. He's just enjoying itself.

Like he just, this is kind of like when our, damn, I can't even say his name. But it's kind of like when R. He literally did a whole segment about R. No,

but I'm just saying like the whole stepping, all of that, that whole moment. Yeah. This is, this is usher's like that moment to just really have fun, dance, move, like.

Can we go to Atlanta and Rollerscape? Oh, I'd love to do that. I've roller skated at Cascade before. You did? Hey. It's fun. It's so much more blacker than me.

I've never done that. I would love to do that. Cascade is a lot of fun. It's fun on nights that aren't like, there's a weekend in Atlanta and someone's going to do the Cascade party. It's fun when you just go on a random fucking Thursday.

Did y'all see Usher's a tiny death series? I did on the way here. You like it? Great. It just made me feel better about when everyone was talking about Omarion, like he's a studio singer, which is probably the case.

And I was like, well, Usher is too. And I'm like, y'all better fucking relax. on Raymond over here. Nope, nope, nope, no. It's like, no, but that was a thing on Twitter. Like, oh, Usher's just the same way. I'm like, yo, y'all have fucking Mr. Raymond fucked us. I said, watch this.

Yeah, y'all got. He was ready. Yo, that fucking meme of him. That's a, I love it. I love it. But I like to see the legends do the cool, like, artsy digital platform stuff. Like, I love that Usher did that. Yeah, that, to me, I was actually surprised when I saw.

And shout out to Eric Bellinger, too. Yeah, shout to Eric. And Vito. Mm-hmm. I was surprised when Usher did it. He's just one of those artists that I didn't think would do Tiny Desk, for whatever reason. Not saying he's too big for it or he's too, pause, yo. Not saying that he's too, you know, you just don't think that Usher would actually stop and do that.

Yeah. So to see him do it was dope. He sounded great. He did. He still looks great. It does. The band was great. Eric, Bellinger, and Vito sounded great.

It was just a, it was a. It was a very, because we know the stage show and the production that Usher puts on. Yeah. So it was, it was good to see him in a more condensed, like, just a pocket. Like, yeah, just do what you do, but right here in this corner. No, that shit was incredible. So I thought that that was dope to see Usher in that space. But every time I fall into whoever does, like, Tiny Desk and I watch it, I got to go back to, like, Jasmine Sullivan.

Like, she sounded. And granted, it wasn't the same setup because this was like, a. I think during the quarantine. Yeah. So it was like their own, I guess, spaces. But you know, as my- Jasmine Sutherman sounds great. One of my favorite tiny desks ever.

Yebba? Well, yeah, but we knew it was gonna, she's gonna Yuba. T-Pain. T-Pain's tiny desk is fucking. I didn't see his. Oh, fire, bro. Really? Fire.

T-Pain did, he did a good job. The drinking partner version he did should be the version. Like, that should be on streaming. Yeah. That T-Pain, Tiny Des shit is incredible. I would really like to see Joe Scott Tiny Desk. Hmm. She didn't do one?

I thought I know one. I would really love to see her tiny. I feel like she. That Tiny Desk series is Colors and Tiny Desk to me are like my two favorite YouTube. Yeah, but those are just like, it's just interesting because I remember. And my man Terrell, um, he does the word association singing shit with the people.

Oh yeah. Like he'll say a word. You got to sing a song like, shout out to tour. Like, those three are my three favorite YouTube platforms when it comes to R&B. I like, even rap too, because the Tiny Desk and Colors rap shit is incredible. Tiny Desk reminds me of the MTV Unplug Days. Yes. You know what I mean?

Like, where you would get like just these really dope, intimate performances from some of the bigger artists. Yeah. And it's just always like, that's just, it's just interesting to, like I said, see a, a star as big as usher and such a condensed, you know, space and say, okay, be this great star in this small box. You know what was really dope? After Unplugged, kind of like fizzled out a little bit, when MTV did Life and Rhymes, like, Kanye's Life and Rines, is that on YouTube?

When Kanye did his Life and Rhyms, we're like, he'd rap and then tell the story in between. We actually did, one of my favorite things I ever did early in my career was Life and Rhymes. 2.0 with J. Cole. But that was more like we went to the Mahabit's crib and Queens and like went through that shit. But the original life and rhymes when they would perform, stop, explain shit, talk about shit, perform again. I wish they would bring that back. Because look at the success of colors and tiny desk. Yeah. Like it calls for MTV life life and rhymes right now. Yeah. That should exist. Shit. I mean, unplugged is kind of tiny desk. But yeah. I think life and rhymes should be brought back. I don't see why MTV

Well, that's what that's, to me, that's essentially what a lot of these YouTube series are. It's, it's more condensed versions of the unplug and the Life and the Rhyms. And not so much Life and Rhyms, because Life and Rhyms is like you said, more narrating. Yeah. If you will. You know what I mean? So it's, but again, there's probably another show that's somewhere out there in the YouTube world that that's what they're trying to do. Yeah.

They're trying to create the Life and Rhyms and a more condensed. quick hit type of because Usher that tiny desk was only like 22 minutes I think I think it's only like five tracks Yeah like it was like

Some tiny desks are Average 10 minutes at most though Yeah I mean there's ones that are 30 And then there's some that are literally Seven to 10 minutes That are great But yeah

So that was that was dope to see Usher Usher do his tiny desk And I think a lot of people Will start doing it more Now that he's done it Oh that's how it always happens Now they can't

I would hope so They're probably booked for the next two years, Tiny Desk. Oh, no, they are. Trust me, I've for two years have been trying to get Axe on there. Like, hey, we love you and we love the acts

that you're pitching right now. We'll get to it, but our schedule for the next two years. Shit, thank God, Cullors decided that you don't have to be in fucking Germany to do it. Right. Like, that's what is so helpful now

with colors. And their schedule is fucking super pack too. It's just a simple concept that are just the greatest. I think Chloe and Haley would do good on Tiny Desk as well. I'm just thinking about like they did one too, no. Sing live. Yeah.

Since we can close the BET conversation, I didn't realize we didn't have the Jesse Smolett thing. You know what the number one thing I learned in the BET Media Room? Everybody has fake teeth. Oh. Yeah, y'all late to the party. I need to get y'all's. Yeah, they do need to know.

I'm telling you, every last person we interviewed had veneers in. Yeah. That was interesting. There wasn't one person that didn't have the most abruptly noticeable fake teeth. No, not everybody. Everybody didn't have fake. But a lot of people did, though. I mean, I think

Who didn't have fake teeth? No, a lot of people didn't. That's sad with us. But you know what? I hit on the flip side of that. I respect the motherfucker of having veneers and having their shit. They shit all chumped up looking crazy. No.

I'll take that. No, either go all the way and get the good fake teeth. Yes. Everyone had the bad fake teeth. All right. But I'm just saying that even if you feel like they were bad fake teeth, I'd rather bad fake teeth than bad real teeth. Nah.

No, I agree. Either take care of your real teeth or go the full way and get the real teeth. I'm just saying, like, some people just aesthetically their teeth aren't Hollywood real. Right? Yeah. I would rather them see them try to get the Hollywood smile, the veneers, as opposed to sitting there with a crazy. With one, two, fam. I feel like the cheap veneers that a lot of them had.

hate it. Yo, I'd rather shitty teeth. Nah, hell no. Like really shitty teeth? No. But like I'm saying, no. Average teeth. I know what you mean, though. Not the greatest most perfect white smile, but regular teeth. But that's what I'm saying. Some of them probably had really bad teeth. Are those veneers are just as bad to me?

A lot of people are getting veneers just because veneers are the thing. Now, a lot of people don't have teeth that terrible. They just think the veneers are better and they don't. I see some teeth before. I see some teeth before. to work. Same. And I'm like, oh, I'm so glad you took the time to go and get that down. That should happen. Yeah, you got to me. You can't be all on camera.

You can't be telling me you get money in your mouth look like that. Okay, but they look great. You're lying to me. The shitty and cheap veneers look actually great on camera. Yeah. They look so bad in real life. Oh, no, yeah. I mean, I'm sure in all the footage, their teeth are going to look incredible. But in person, it's like, what is

in your mouth? Hey, look, these people are trying to get camera ready. You look like they're about to fall out. I don't know. I'll probably. I get fake teeth eventually. I would love to see that. Yeah, and I agree. Eventually, maybe I'm going to get fake teeth, but you're worried. I don't even think you, yeah, I don't think anyone in this room needs it, unless you're

about to tell me it needs it. Well, what would we tell you? Do you think my teeth have like a STD or something? No, I'm just saying, like, y'all have all nice teeth. I'm giving you a compliment. Well, thank you. What I'm saying is this, though, a lot of people, they furniture would be fucked up. For sure.

Not even just crooked. I was like doing real furniture? It's like some of them got little baby teeth. Some of them got like missing a couple teeth. Some of them is just too yellow. And this is to men and women. I need you to start going to get your teeth done before y'all get your bodies done. That's why I just said.

I respect somebody getting it to. Well, no, they do it in reverse. And that's why they have to budget on the teeth and not on the body. They stay spending their nut on the body. Well, they have to because the body is going to get them. Pay for the teeth. Yeah, it's going to. the body pays for the teeth, you know, the head that wears the crown,

Heavis the, whatever, you know how it goes. Heavy is the head that wears the hair plugs. What is the country that everyone's going to now to get their hair plugs? Turkey. It's Turkey. That's what they get their teeth to. Turkey, yeah, you want your headline back? You got to go to Turkey, kid.

They got the, they selling hairlines like motherfucking Jordans over there. One of my cousins wants to go do that. That's facts. And I won't say his name. But he knows who he is. And I'm like, oh, I said his name. Why, you don't, you have a wife and kids. You're a very faithful man.

Your wife loves you. Why are you getting your airline done? You do nothing that's on camera or entertainment where you have to look a certain way. It don't matter. It's a self-confidence. He's a confident person. His wife still got to take him place the most confident people I know. He sold crack and ran the group home.

So what? He's a confident man. Listen, man. So, but that hairline, let me tell you something. That hairline with men, that it's a... Oh, no, that's our thing. That holds a lot of confidence for men, bro. He doesn't have a bad hairline now.

It's like, when I joke about it, he'd be like, bro, you have a hairline. Stop talking about that. That's a better hair line than me. All right, then he just bug it. Beautiful set of hair. His wife X probably got some fire shit. I'm about saying he caught his wife liking somebody. picture and they got a full

damn they shit coming in they got baby here yeah whenever you see niggas do shit like that like you all not about to I'm not gonna say her to I don't mind you are not about to talk about wife like that because that is

no no no no that is my family and she would never no no I moved on from that I'm just saying like you could tell when a dude make a decision based off of something his girl his wife like said you could see like it'd be certain shit where you like I'd be too tired for that

just you'd be like your white I'm just cheat on me I'm too tired. The homies, the homies be doing shit sometime and I'm just like, that ain't you. That ain't true. Yeah, like, yo, what she said? Like, what she said? Like, tell me what your girl said one day where it was like, oh, fuck.

I'm trying to show you a picture of his hairline, but all his photos he has a hat on. Because he's, it's a camera about. I never even thought about this. Oh, my God. And to. Whether that be his real name or not, because Roy is using a pseudonym. No, that's a great, a great hairline. And don't let anyone.

You've never even. seen it. Look at you lying. Right. What if that shit is mad awful? You don't even know. No offense. I trust Roy. I trust. Roy said he has a nice one. I trust Roy's. He got a full head of hair and he's fucking 40 something. Yo, I love the fact that I see Brent's rollout.

Yeah, I was going up. I like that type of shit. Brent is, you know, you know, brook is good at. He just good at talking shit. He's a shit talker. All right, so I listen to Price of Fame. And you know, I've been a big advocate of Brent not being toxic. Like everyone calls him toxic. He's actually one of the most least

toxic people ever. He's very honest. I listen to Price of Fame. He's a toxic motherfucker. Yeah. You stink? I just like the fact that. Price of Fame is pretty toxic. He'd be talking shit, though. That's why I like Brown. I was a little... Oh, for sure. He's a shit talking. He's a shit talking. And he's great at going in between singing and then stopping and really talking to us.

When Price of Fame did start, I was like, I have this record already. I don't know if I love this. But that switch up? No, that record is crazy. I cannot fucking wait for that album. Really good record. Is it this Friday? Yes. July 8th, right?

Is that Friday? July 8th, Friday. Wasteland, I believe it was the name of it. I'm looking forward to it. I'm super excited. It's going to provide me so much toxic. I'm driving home from the club, but drunk on my way somewhere. I don't have no business going music.

And I'm really excited about it. Well, maybe you're not. I think drive is introspective. So I don't think it's that type of music. I think you'll learn. Yeah. I think Brent is going to be accountable on this album. Yeah.

I'm sure of it. No, you won't. Britt don't give a fuck what's going on. It's always her fault. Like, it's always... Brent don't care if he get caught in the act. Broan, like, you made me do this. He was like, you opened the door.

Look what you made me do. But he... Brent says the most... The most regular things that just people don't want to hear. Like, hey, I told you I'm a cheater. Why are you mad that I'm cheating? It's not very profound, but when you get into it and you get into relationships. I told you, I was a cheating.

What are you surprised? Yeah, I'm not an asshole. I said, hey, I'm going to fuck a bunch of bitches. And then you stayed here. And you fell in love. And then I fucked a bunch of bitches. And you fell in love and now you're mad because I am who I said I was in the beginning. And I also have my own inner issues, so I still love you. Yeah. But I'm still

going to fuck other bitches. So you still want to stay. It's cool. But I'm depressed. You should know that. But I showed you. But after I fuck these bitches, I still feel empty and I still want you. Yeah. I think we just summed up an entire brand album. And I have really great weed. You know, bring on let you know he got great weed and depressed. And by the way, you're also depressed and like women. And I have this chick I cheated on you with. Would you like to have a three-some mother. Yeah. I'm looking forward to it.

I'm looking forward to it, man. I'm looking forward to this wasteland album. July 8th, Wasteland, Brent Fires. Congrats to Big Sean and Jenei. Yes. Expecting a bundle of joy, a blessing. I saw prayers and blessings to them. I saw Sean in LA the day before I left and went to the studio and linked up with him.

And he showed me the picture. And I was very, very, very happy for them. Um, he's in really, really great spirits, obviously fucking kid on the way. Yeah. Um, I'm excited for what Sean has coming up. It's some shit he's working. I know that's, that's always very like, oh, you say that when ever a media or podcast person links up with someone in a studio. It's like, yo, we got some shit on the way.

Um, I like the approach Sean is, is going to take in 2022 with his projects and other projects. and just everything in the big shone catalog. I think he's going about it the right way. And by the way, I can say this because it was already on Instagram. ATL Jacob, I was aware of, obviously. I mean, he probably made the best beat of this year with the Drake, Thames, and Future shit. I was not aware of ATL Jacobs pen and him as an artist.

He was in the studio that night as well, and I had no fucking idea. like he he can sing rap his just his artist shit yeah like just as the ATO

Jacob artist is gonna be crazy um and the shit he has with with all the fucking artists that now heard that Temsby and was like well I need that kid

the shit ATL Jacob is setting him up to be I don't want to say like the next metro boom in or like the next take he that type of shit but he's going he's the next one up as far as that producer that we're going to hear the tag and know what time it is when it's when he produces something ATL Jacob is fucking fire and just a person too which I to me if you've been in sessions with producers shone shitty people tend to

not make it yeah yeah like he's just a he's a good person and that's helpful when you're a producer and you're talented already right yeah I definitely want to hit a direction big Sean going on this next, this next project, for sure. We're going to get that letter to his kid. You already know. You already know. Every great rapper has to do it.

I want to hear Jene's letter. I'm going to cry. Jeanne's definitely going to make me cry for the letter to her new... Well, I cried on her last song to her first child. She wrote one. Her child was on it and was... Yeah. Hit every note perfectly.

Jenae promises is insane. Yeah. And then when her daughter says echo, echo, because the reverb is on. Yeah. I might have teared up. Dr. Drey claims to have recorded 245 songs during the pandemic, of which I believe we will probably hear max three in our lifetime. That's ambitious to think three. I'm going to go zero of 245.

Same. I think they'll, no, I think they'll get, they'll, songs are laying somewhere. I think they'll land somewhere. You know what's funny? I went back since we're talking about Dre. You know we all killed Game for saying Kanye West has done more for my career than Dre has? And that sounded like the most egregious thing ever. And I was one of those people that thought that was the most egregious thing ever.

Obviously the documentary set game up and put him into fucking stardom. But a lot of that was 50 Jimmy Iveen, not just Dre. Yeah. He's never been on a Dre beat since the documentary. Ish. I can get from Game. James brain. How he could come up with that.

Like, we killed him for that. And then I went back. I was like, he's only been on Dre beats on his first album. The doctor's advocate that was about Dre. Dre didn't do one beat. But why do we see? He's still wrong for saying that. But I'm saying it's not as egregious as, as he wrong for saying that?

Yeah, because Dre signed him. I think Jimmy Avim putting him in G unit was probably the smartest marketing move that really put him there and made all those Drey records have to come out. But yeah, Drey did find you and a lot of your story very much was the Drey Compton, Mark, like it was all, yeah, this is Drey's new artist. So I can definitely see where we'd be like, all right, man, you can't say that Kanye West has done more for your career because Dre didn't make it. But game after documentary by himself has continued his success by his own talent and his own hard work. The Drey stamp and the whole catapult at that time definitely set game up for a lot of the wins that he accomplished in his career.

For sure. But we can't we can't act like Drey was just. Okay. But also what was the only single that wasn't a G-unit record for the documentary? Dreams produced by Kanye West. Yeah. Then going into. because what wouldn't get far was

was on Doctor's Advocate or the one after that. Like when game was in need of some hits, he went to Scott Storch and he went to Kanye West. And then going into the latter portion of your career

where rap is a young man's game, now you're in an arena performing with the most famous person on fucking earth and your game, a Compton rapper that raps about fucking violence, I can see where Game would be like, yo, Kanye West has done more for my career.

I get what he was saying. I never thought about it until I went back. I thought Game just said some bullshit. I was like, oh, yeah, I kind of see his point of view there. I'm not saying I agree, but I can get the point of view now. And saying that is not saying that Dre didn't do anything for his career. See, that was the other thing too. Like, I think a lot of people just took that and was like, oh, what you mean, Dre?

Yeah, what you mean Dre didn't do anything? Like, no, no, no, he's just saying that he feels like Drey, Kanye did more. But Drey did a lot. You know what I mean? Like we're not going to act like a stand from Dr. Drey and that whole, you know, just that energy of coming from the West Coast. And this is Drey's new protege and all of this. Like that set you up for like everybody's ear was open.

There also be things behind closed doors that. I was about to get to that too, which I don't know any of this. This is just my analysis of shit once I started thinking about it. Crack music on late registration obviously wasn't a big record. but if you think about that time where game was very close to being blackballed by the biggest artist on earth at the time, 50 cent, him and Dre was not on good terms

to have then Kanye West say, I'll work with you. I know crack music wasn't a record, but at that time when everyone's trying to blackball you and Kanye West says, yo, come on my album. Let's do it.

That's a big thing. It's a really big thing. But yeah, and it is. But again, that's all because of the fact that this was Drey's, you understand? Yeah. Oh, no. So everybody in the industry, once Drake co-signed you, you know, the ears go up. Now you got the listeners.

Now everybody's like a word. Like, this is Drey's artist. It's Drake stamped and Drake produced some joints on this album. Da-da-da-da. Now everybody's listening to C. Like, okay, like, who is this dude? And Game did what he was supposed to do. He performed.

You know what I'm saying? He performed. He got some fucking classic records. I just think sometimes the perception stamp can look different. To the world, yes, that person put you on. So, yes, you owe your career to them. But when you really get into the behind the scenes and the intricate parts of everything and what you actually had to do where that stamp was just the perception, it gets different.

Like, no, no, no. I did all this. Yes, I had the stamp of somebody that was popular. but I'm also carrying on their legacy. Yeah. And I built my own relationship with other producers with other artists. You know what I mean? And then I linked with a producer of Kanye West that really like, you know, just may have

molded me more as an artist. Like even as from just a production ear and a producer. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like maybe that's what he told him. Maybe Kanye gave him more, you know, just like real game about the art and the industry. then maybe Dre did. Like maybe he could be talking about that. It's like, you know, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a number of things that that game

could have meant by that. You know what I mean? I think everything is not for us as just fans to know. Like, we don't know the relationships. We don't know that, you know, the behind the scenes shit, you know, all of those type of things. But we can speculate just from the music that we received and look at that and say, okay, well, Kanye does have a lot of production for a lot of big records for him.

But I heard, I heard great things about, about games album. I am excited for it. say great things about a game album. You ain't gonna never really put out a bad album. Essence Fest was this past weekend. I didn't attend. You didn't attend? No.

I mean, you did. I don't know what the hell. I think you attended that and then flew from New Orleans right to the Hamptons from Michael Ruben shit. Yeah, I had another whirlwind of a weekend. A world win of a weekend. Yeah, I was everywhere. I was in Essence and then had the PJ waiting to go straight to Michael Rubin's house.

landed right there on the beach and parted with the people. Michael Rubin to me is like a less racist Robert Kraft. Wait. That's very funny. You can't say that about Michael Rubin.

Yes, he can. He's white. That means he's racist? No, I'm saying he's white. He can say whatever he wants. No, but you can't. He's calling him a racist, though. I think billionaires by how the country is structured

systemic racism by proxy. Yeah. He has a point. And remember when... He has the point. And remember when Robert Kraft was hanging out with meek and shit? And I'm like, all right. Robert Kraft, you're forcing it.

And we kind of know what Tom it is with you. And how old you are. And we know what you did in that massage bar. And you, yeah, and you own Kraft cheese. So we already know. That's not real cheese. I don't know. His last name is Kraft spelled the same way.

And he's a little bit. billionaire. I assume he owns cheese. He had something to do with it. Just assume he owns cheese. He had something to do with it. No, I think Michael Rubin actually gives a fuck about hip hop and everything. So I like Michael Rubin. Just to me, he's what Robert Kraft thinks he is. Robert, Robert Kraft thinks he's Michael Rubin?

Yes. As far as, like, just socially? Yeah, like, I think all these rappers like Michael Rubin as a human. Yeah. Seems like a cool. I think Robert Kraft thinks all these rappers like him, and they don't. Well, they like what comes with Robert Kraft's name, the Patriots, obviously. Like, I think, like, I think when Meek did Chaining Day with Robert Kraft, like, Kraft really

enjoy that. I think Michael Rubin would be like, yo, relax me. Don't put a chain on me. Don't chain me. Yeah. Don't chain me. I know, I chain you. It's like, historically, historically how this is supposed to go.

So you're saying Meek did that as a metaphor to Robert Kraft. If Meek did that, that's ill. I'm trying to tell you, Meek is out here really- Because I thought it was nasty when Meek put a chain on Robert. I'm chaining you now. Yeah. I'm going to put my stamp on you. You're going to be part of my crew.

You're going to be one of my workers. I don't know. I don't know if Robert Kraft was a dream chaser or his father just own cheese. Well, I had to start with a dream. You had to lay down. What does Michael Rubin own? Like, what did. I never know what he's...

Well, I know he's selling his percentage in ownership of the 76ers. I saw that, yeah. To focus, like, on a guest gambling. CEO finance. Yeah, that's fucking insane. Yeah, I think he's getting into like the gambling world. He got really. of it so insider trading wouldn't happen.

So he couldn't shave points with the Sixers? Is that a bad way? Yeah, that'll stop it. Hey, James, miss a few tonight, huh? Wait, wait, hold on. This is now making sense why Drake fucking posts that he wins $10 million a night. He's shaving points with Michael Rupert.

It's also making sense why James took one shot in the second half of a close-out game six. James took one shot. And then he's at the beach party. And I'm not even, and I'm not. You, if I own the team, And you my star player in a close-out game in the playoffs, you take one shot in the second half. Get off my beach.

Get the fuck. Get off of my profit. Matter of fact, yo, get the fuck out of this team. Are you crazy? Both made millions. Yo, I'm thinking, no. I'm just saying, man. I'm just thinking about Chubs.

Chubs is probably shaving crazy points. Drake is the, you know why Drake is the sickest dude in the world, first of all, well, of many reasons. He's playing roulette on a laptop. He's not even in a rule. with the roulette table. It could be a nigga stopping that table. Playing roulette online? In a company that you own?

Pham. Somebody has, yo, it's some crazy shit going on out of here. Drake is, we have to find, when Drake gets back in his rapping bag, I need the triple quadruple entangra of playing with house money. He's gambling in a company that he owns.

Mm-hmm. Over the laptop. winning who is losing money and who's paying out you bet a million on style than you damn he's not you've been a mill against yourself bro hey you ever play roulette yeah like at the table yeah would you would you play roulette if I'm like I go in the room and we're gonna open a laptop I'm gonna be in here with the roulette table hell no and you putting your money on my number hitting are you crick fam you could be doing all kind of shit under that table that's like playing roulette in person and they're allowed to stop the wheel exactly what I'm saying it's like it didn't it doesn't make sense

It's just like, yo. And then I get it because even before it came out, once I saw a drink caught side with the laptop. I said, oh, I know what this is. He's been marketing. Yeah, he owns. He has money in the company. But it wasn't announced at that time when he was doing that. Okay.

It was just like he was online gambling. It didn't need to be announced. I knew that you was. But now everybody's cool Michael Rubman. They all at the part, all white on. He was in a village. He was in a village in Turks that wasn't the resort and had Wi-Fi. Yeah.

For roulette. We've been out in Mexico. We know there's not Wi-Fi. That part of Turks didn't have Wi-Ruble. Wi-Fi. How you got your Macbook? No, we got to go to. I got to put on All-White next year for the All-White Michael-Rubing party. I got to. Because no, it's something, it's something deeper. We got to, we got to get behind that current. You need to go there as an investigative journalist. Yeah, I need to know, fam, James Hardin took

one shot in the second half of a close-out game and he's in here partying. And you own the team at the time. That's a metaphor for America and July 4th. Are you kidding? Happy 4th of July. On the 4th of July. Y'all don't see Where it's going I see exactly where you're going I don't see where it's going I'm going to look like a hater

Do it All that footage of like the after party Of the Michael Rubin shit Where all of the great Greatest rappers right now We're performing This is how I know rappers are obsessed with each other And in competition

And pretend to be friends They was passing that mic around Playing their hits At an all white party and there's not one woman in that in any of those videos Oh my God, that's true I can't wait to y'all talk about

one day we're gonna There wasn't one and I know this would be flipped to like oh they probably fucking you're bitch is Roy that's why you sour no I know I'm just I thought it was funny and it actually made me happy because I think rap should stay a competition

I did love that they was going hit for hit and did not care like there was not one woman they was like you know now let me wrap my hit I got this shout I don't even know what you're talking about I'm high and I was just reading some. Yo, more high as fuck, y'all.

I was just reading some crazy shit on Michael Rubin. And just to let you guys know this week, this will be our only episode this week. On Friday, July 8th, we will not be putting out an episode. We're taking a little break. So we'll see you guys next Tuesday. We have to fully digest the Brent album and all the lyrics. So we can't record. And I'll be in jail and I won't get out in time.

I mean, I'll bail you out. Well, we have to record. enough. We have to record on Monday, audio Tuesday for my personal reasons. I got to promote music. Yes, you do.

You're right. Yes. Right. This will be the soft announcement because this is at the end when typically people stop listening by statistics. So no one's even really hearing this.

We lit July 12th. Yeah. Release date for the single. And then coming right back July 22nd. Yeah. The second single? Yeah, I got a, I got to,

beat Beyonce and then just let her chill. Yeah. Get two records out there. Strong word, though. July 12th, name of the single. We'll wait for that. Will you come to the party on Monday night? Yeah.

Okay. Am I invited? List is tight, bro. What if I have a camera? Yeah, it's a strict limit. Actually, they're not doing no cameras at this one. Oh, yeah. You have to be there.

I-Y-K, I-Y-K. I-Y-K. What they call it? If you know, you know. What is it? I YK. I YK. I Y K. I Y K. Y. Y. K. Y. Y. K. If you know. Y. Okay. Y. Okay. You know. Y. Okay. You know. Y. Okay. You know. Y. Y. Lys. Okay. You know. Y. Y. Okay. You know. Y. Y. Okay. You know. I'm going to. Y. Okay. You know. I'm going to. Oh, my God. It's so funny. That's not even him. It's me. But 16-year-old me. Why have you not gotten your picture changed? Why do I need to go to D.M.E. To be fair, I got mine done at 18, so I can't talk. I got a DMV.

16 and then I think 25. I got a new picture. And I still have the 25. Mall's a painting. You think mall's an ID that's hilarious. Anyways, you're going to close things out. I'm just running around the streets with no idea as a black man. Well, guys, I just want to say that I really enjoyed recording with you.

I've really missed you when you were gone. Whatever. So I'm happy to spend time with you guys. And now we're leaving again. We are leaving again. Oh, look for us. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck are.

You're really hot. I'm not in a lot. But I can't do our sign off, so you have to get unhive in a second. I got us, man. And we're going to save this car of a cruise shit for next episode. Yeah, because threesome C, 60 person. Look how they word it. Threesome C, 60 person brawl breakout on cruise ship.

That says passenger. That's an orgy. So how many people? That passenger was the one that the fight broke out for. I guarantee you that was the girl that they was fighting. Pop this off was probably still having a three-some. Everyone else was fighting. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Downstairs fucking a whole boat up and we upstairs fucking this whole room up. But we'll say this because we do want to break down all the footage from that. Yeah. So, yeah, we'll be back in a few days. Are y'all doing anything for the rest of the day today? We're recording Fourth of July. I don't know if y'all are you still celebrating it. We're already having a cook out of Indivitis.

Oh, yeah, I was going to go to Coney Island. But I don't think I'm, it's 5.30. I'm not going to Coney Island. Yeah. I'm going to start grill, though. Yeah, no, I'm not going to Coney Island. Yeah, I want to see if Rour could cook. I can cook.

Yeah, I'll stay for a little bit. I have to go out of this episode now. The list is really tight, bro. Oh, sorry, sorry. I don't know if you know. You might have to go outside and then try to come back here. I mean, you know, the crib's not that big. Yeah, you're right.

You know, the space. A little tight in here. So, yeah, happy Fourth of July. If you celebrate the Fourth of July still, I don't, I thought we weren't celebrating that anymore, but whatever. Are the fireworks tonight? Because we could probably see the fireworks. The fireworks is it? Fireworks are every night

On the block Every night until September 19th I have some fireworks upstairs You do? You got like the mortars like the big shit No But damn, girl This ain't Syracuse

Okay you say that to say what This ain't fucking Mexico either Are you proud to be an American Where at least you know you're free? Yes Of course it's white and pasty Of course it does All right well enjoy your holiday

If you still celebrate it if not Enjoy the day off Because you still had the day off if you work a real job, I guess. I don't know if it should just say federal job. No, like a regular job. A regular job. Us creatives, we don't get a day off.

Because we have to keep creating through the holiday. I did the Instagram stuff. The Instacart shit to get my groceries delivered today. Yeah, you did. And I went downstairs to get the groceries. And Shorty pulled up with her man driving, who had his shirt off and bathing suit on, clearly had beach plans for the day.

Yeah. And his girl dragged him. I felt so bad for him. Come get my groceries. Like, he was sitting there like, yo, I cannot believe I'm dropping groceries off. Like, I'm. He was supposed to go to the beach. We was in a pool having sex, fan.

We had to go get your ice. Let's go to the beach. Let's go to the beach. Wait, I'm sorry. You want to drive through the city, get on the Long Island Expressway and go to Long Beach? No, like the 4th of July. What is it called in Jersey? The Jersey.

The Jersey. Long Branch. Oh, Long Branch. Yes. Far Rockaway Beach. Sandy Hux. All I'm saying is the parkway. All right.

Jersey, the parkway is going to be a mess right now. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, that's, you know, that's, that's, I can take you the Hackensack River. There you go. Yeah, same water. You just throw me in. By the way, she's a lot of living.

That's usually where they throw dead bodies is in Hack and Sack and sorry. I think I've thrown one or two in there. Thank you guys so much for listening to our attempt at a podcast. So yeah, we'll be back in a few days. Have fun. Be safe tonight. We'll talk to y'all soon. I'm that nigg.

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