New Rory & MAL - Episode 88 | 'Road Sodas'

Episode Date: July 29, 2022

Happy Beyonce Release Day From Rory & The Beyhive! The guys start off giving doormen their due flowers, reminiscing on some of their younger apartment mishaps. Mal met an unlikely NRM supporter over the weekend, and tells us about it, while Rory relives an embarrassing moment from this weekend for our amusement. They then get into the Beyonce' leak (pay attention - this is where you separate the real hive from the frauds), as well as Kelis' comments regarding her sample being used, and other music releases. Also comes a discussion about their favorite albums to drive to. They discuss road trip etiquette regarding music choices, and give their opinion on former president Barack Obama's (alleged) Summer Playlist. They debate the scariest movies of their respective eras, discuss Ryan Leslie's missing laptop, Mal's Mega Millions Win (we're speaking this into existence), + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're on tour coming to a city near you. Hopefully, I believe we're still trying to finalize the L.A. date. So, yeah, we're on tour. We're on the road. I don't like to say tall. We're on the road. Yeah, it's doing a couple of shows. Coming to shake some hands, hug some babies.

The meet and greet tickets will be. We're up in Chris Brown on this one. $2,000 since there's two of us. That's good. $2,000 for the meet and greet. We're going to have baby shower chairs. We can sit in the chairs like we had a baby shower. Me and Rory will be Burberry.

Damn. For two grand. Yeah. We're going to have a great time with this meeting greet. I'm kind of a ho. I'll do anything for two grand. That's so nasty. Like what you want for you?

That's so nasty. No, Worriam. Back on the set like I never left. I'm taking step to be the best of they lay me the rest. BBS up on my chest that got them Dvias. Ain't no tips on my two door. I want them see as us. Because if I paid enough, them fuck the bed.

Welcome to another episode of the new Rory Am All podcast. I am all. I'm Rory today. I identify as Rory. You identify as Rory. How you feeling, man? I feel great. I feel really good.

Got my driveway paved. Yeah. Yeah, they mistaken. Is that metaphor for, I don't say, I don't want to talk them out. Oh, no, I was going to go racial right away. I was going to say when Edin came to the house, they mistaken him for an extra worker. They said, oh, we were short-handed. I thought it was another hand.

Thanks. Yeah, they handed me a shovel. It was kind of weird. Why was it weird? You should be used to having shovels in your hand. Because you work at the Stumble and I'm sure that you do a lot of manual labor. Ah, yes. No, come on.

He has delicate hands. They put him with the strawberries and oranges. Oh. So, yeah. This is bad. So they pay me your driveway. Yes. Are you happy about that?

I am. I can fit all the cars of the people that come here that don't actually come. And none of my hoes can drive. Right. Or have cars. But that's a good thing. You don't want too many cars in your driveway. That's when the neighbors start complaining.

They want you off the block. They have weekly meetings about you. Yeah, for sure. Are you friendly with your neighbors? I am. Very much so. This is actually one of the few neighborhoods post-genrashification that feels like an actual neighborhood. Like, there was a bunch of kids playing in the driveway.

That made me feel good. good. I haven't seen kids like going someone else's yard or driveway in a long time. Like it's okay on this block because everyone knows each other. So that feels good. It's the total opposite for me. I'm not, I don't really speak to people in the building when I see them. I'll say hello, but like I don't really, we don't really have conversation. Really? Like me and like the guys at the front desk are cool. We have conversations a lot. Well, you have to be cool with them. Absolutely. They got to hold it down. They got to hold it down. They can't mix up names. They can't let people up. Right. Without calling you first.

Yo, the door man is so underrated when you're a piece of shit. Man, those are the front line workers. Let me tell you. They need, we need to start a union for them like on the side of the union that they have already. But I thought there was statute of limitations on it. It's so funny he brought, bring up the door guy. Because my guy, Mark, I won't say the building. I ran into for the first time since I moved out of that building, which has been like five years maybe.

And he kind of snitched. He was like, this guy. And the amount he had coming in and now, I was like, Mark, please. I thought he had the agreement. When I moved out, we still have that agreement. Jesus Christ, Mark, what are you doing? You don't never, you never give up the Intel. Never.

You know, he was drunk at a barbecue. I think that's why. It's so good. Yeah, so I don't really speak to. Mark the narc. I hate it so much. I forgot that you can read my notes. We don't really, we know, I don't really speak to people in my building.

Like I said, other than, you know, doorman and a few of the tenants that I see often enough. Kind of develop a little report. But other than that, it's quiet. Any holes in your building? I'm not sure if there's, I mean, I haven't seen it. But my hours are weird. Like, I leave early and I don't get back until probably two, three in the morning sometimes. You know what I mean?

So it's like. Late nights for this guy. There's something. Not all the time, but most of the times I get in after everybody. Because the people in my building, everybody either has a job or travels. But the hose get in around 2, 3 a.m. sometimes. No, hose. Let me tell you about these holes.

They stay. Wherever they at, they stay overnight now. Well, you have a nice building, so I thought maybe you'd run into, like, ho's visiting. Not really. Not really. I've seen a few in and out that I was like, oh, okay, wonder if she lives here. Have you or fuck somebody that lived in the same building as you?

A years ago, and I will never make that mistake again in my life. Yeah, that's a bad one. You never do that. You never, never do that. That's almost as bad as, like, fucking a girl at your job. That's almost as bad as, I don't know, anything bad you want to do. You never want to know. Don't do not do it.

us do not do it. Don't do it. Or do it. No, no, no, no. I wouldn't even put that out. Roll the dice. No, you don't want to roll those. Put those dice in your. Matter of fact, throw those dice in the ocean. What if it flipped on you, though? What if you saw her bringing in a new dude the following week? How would you feel? Because we think about like, oh, she's going to see us bring another chick and feel the way. What if she got a new dude the next day? I mean, that's fine. I'm not, you know, I don't, I wouldn't care about it. I'm just like, okay, cool. now we know that we both you know what i'm saying it's like listen yeah we hooked up whatever it was

but it's not no real ties here we don't have to act like we go together like we're serious like it's like okay set that set the tone i like when women set the tone and don't let mark the narx see it pull you aside jimmel yeah they don't let you know my name wrong yeah they see it they they see it how it is on my fucking on my mail yeah now yeah yeah uh so yeah man that was it i didn't do too much this week um oh no i'm lying I went to the premiere for Point Guards. Boardroom Showtime presents NYC Point Guards documentary about the New York City Point Guard legends.

Quite the right of carpet. Yeah, no, it was a really nice event. Really nice event. The documentary is great. The documentary airs, I believe, tonight, if you're listening to this, tonight on Showtime, NYC Point Guards. It was good to see a lot of the players

that I watched growing up. a lot of my friends that were in the dock that played as well were there. So it was a good night of just talking shit and reminiscing and, you know, seeing a few legends. It was a dope, a dope event. We had a really good time. Really good time. Early on the bingo card, did you talk to Sean Carter?

No, I didn't see, I didn't see, I didn't see Hope. He wasn't there. Oh, I don't know why I thought I saw. No, that was that, that was at the Rock Nation offices. Oh, they just watched it at the Rock Nation offices, too? No, they didn't watch it, there. It was just a few players, I guess, in town. Got you.

You know, everybody wanted to stop by and say, what's up to hold if he's in town. And then Kevin Hart was in town this week. So, yeah, they just had a little, you know, everybody just stopped by the office and kicked it. But, yeah, it was a really good documentary, man. If you get a chance to watch it, check it out. I believe they shouldn't make this an episodic thing because there's so many stories that weren't talked about, so many players that weren't talked about so many interviews that they could have had. that, you know, didn't happen.

Again, you can't get everybody in an hour and a half, but they did what they could. It's a really good piece. Shout out to Kev. Shout out the Rich Climbing. Cudy and Chiquet. Are they involved? Yeah, they were involved with this. Yeah, they did some work on this project as well.

So it was just a really good project. And it, you know, it just shines the light on the position of the point guards coming out of New York City, which, you know, everybody know. If you want a point guard, go to New York, you might find one. I'm starting to see a pattern in the things that you take me as your plus one on and the things you don't take me on your plus one us. Dinner's at Dumbo House. You let me get an appetizer on everything. It's amazing. Yeah.

But like for the shit I'd love to go to. No plus one for Rory. Well, this was a last minute thing, number one. And number two. It's always last minute. It was. You announced it like four days in advance. No, but when I say last minute, I mean, I didn't get my RSVP until like the last, like Rich was basically like, damn.

And he was not lying. One thing about Rich, he was honest, that event, it was packed. Oh, I forget. And it was actual seats, right? So they had to account for everybody. Yes. So it was like people standing like in the, on the steps to get to the seats to watch it. It was just, you know, it was just a packed.

Because it was at a small theater in Midtown that they rented out. Then they had an after party at the lounge like a lounge inside of the theater as well. So we were there for about an hour and a half, two hours just, you know, hors d'oeuvres. Did you flick it up? Only with like guys that I really know. I wasn't in there trying to take picks. Cool moment though. Mark Jackson is a fan.

Really? And was happy. Yeah, man. He had some great words for me, man. I was like, I'm looking at Mark. Like, Mark. I grew up watching you, bro. This is.

Tell him to come on the pod. Yeah, no, definitely. This is like a surreal moment. I let him know that I have pictures from, I believe it was his birthday celebrity basketball game back in like 80, maybe, maybe, maybe. I was a little kid, went to the game. I think it was at St. John. Celebrity basketball game.

I have pictures of Mark Jackson, rest of peace, Heavy D, I think, Slick Rick. Wow. It was like, I will never forget that because that was the first time

I can remember like being somewhere and seeing dudes that I saw on TV all the time. So it was like, I brought that up to him. He was looking at me. Like, I had took him back

30 years. Like, Jesus. Like, so I'm going to find those pictures. I'm going to tag Mark Jackson on Instagram when I get those pictures. But yeah, New York City point guards. Peach Photoshop me into with Mark and

But like as an adult and keep more a kid. NYC point gods, man. Check it out on Showtime. Again, shout out to Rich Clommer. Shout out to KD on a great job. Can I, since you brought up Kevin Hart, can I tell you a really embarrassing story from this past weekend that involves Kevin Hart?

Yes, please do. A very quick one. I somehow ended up at Tao, which I don't do. Excuse me. I was in the city already, so I was like, fuck it. And shout to my man, Dale. He invited me. Get in there.

And I guess Kev had just done, I think. Balkley's? No, this was when he was in Jersey. I don't, might have been Medell. Prudential. Prudential. So I walked in with Dell. We go over to like where Kev's area is or whatever.

And Kev is standing up like on the section and we make eye contact and he says hello. And when I say I fumbled the nonverbal what up, I did like the salutes. prayer hands in the middle of no... And I was like, I think I was gonna go home. I think I did like a salute, like, bow, pray. I'm like, what am I doing right now? Well, it was... I didn't, I don't know what to do the nonverbal.

Like, I could say hello and dap you. No, I think because you were... Now my hands in my chest is not so funny, is it? Yeah, I guess that's true. Well, no, I think it was because you was at Tao. You've seen a big statue of the Buddha. So I don't, I think you didn't know if you were a monk for a second. You didn't know if you were Catholic.

You had lost all sense of religion. I was looking for Mecca. I couldn't find which direction it was. The allowed car was outside. You was all over the place. Kevin had you flustered. It's okay. Kev did not have me flustered.

I just didn't know what to do. I'm not good at club loud situations. Yeah. And you're socially awkward as is. For sure. You just don't. Across the room is asking you to do a lot. Like acknowledging somebody across the room is asking you really, really.

And that's with a man. When it comes to women in those situations, I never know the proper hug. I don't know if I should start a conversation. That's up. right in your ear. Yeah. It just, I just don't know what to do in the club.

It's nasty. It's nasty. But shout out to Kev. He was in New York all week. Show was in Jersey. MSG. Barclays. Chris Rock.

Chris Rock. Dave Chappelle came out, I think, at the Garden. And Kev bought Chris Rock a goat. Yeah. Pet goat. I liked it. Named it. I think they named it Will Smith.

I'm not. I did see that. I did laugh. Yeah. The conversation between Chris Rock and Will Smith is going to break the internet. Hell yeah. Because they will sit down and talk about it. You think so?

Absolutely. How long will it be until them, though? It might be a while. But I don't think Chris Rock is a... I don't think he's at a point where he's like, I will never speak to that motherfucker again. I don't think he's... I don't think Chris Rock has that in him. I think Chris Rock is a very mild man and soft-spoken guy.

I don't think that he'll ever, you know, forget that. I don't think anybody can, but I think that... I won't forget it. Yeah, but I think that... that they'll sit down and talk about it. And then in a weird way, when you're a comedian, a comedic actor like Chris Rock, legendary Chris Rock,

I think it's almost like you've got to kind of like, you know, hash those type of situations out and move forward. Right. Because comedians can't have beef. Are comedians allowed to have beef? Like long lasting, like lifelong beef? I think to this day, Mike Epps and Kevin Hart still have,

I wouldn't call it beef, but I feel like Mike Epps always throw shots at Kev. Yeah. See, that's why I think Chris Rock and Will's situation is different. I don't think they ever really... Well, Chris Rock has said some things about Will Smith before. But I don't think it was nothing that was like, you know, we can't get over that. Well, I don't know, smacking the shit out of me at the Oscars.

I might be on my list of... I think I'm good on Will. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I think that they will sit down and have a conversation about that at some point. and um carlos mcencia and joe rogan oh boy forever beef i don't know yeah yeah that would be interesting to watch too i don't think it'll ever happen no i don't think so either i would like to get through i do think will happen um but either way shout out to kev uh sold out week in new york city and in new jersey also this week i found myself on youtube have you ever seen

the dad reacts to hip-hop song for the first time i've seen a few of those videos where people react I don't know if I've seen this particular one. There's, I mean, there's like ones where it's like a metal rock band reviews, a Nas album or something. They just try to do that. So with the dads, this is like a whole thing. I somehow, with my algorithms, it said dad reacts to Tupac hit him up. And I was at the edge of my fucking seat. Tupac says, that's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker.

And the dad goes, ooh, great baseline there. He had a point. He had a point. And then my favorite part was after Pock says Big, he used to sleep on my couch, he goes, they were friends? It's like somebody so like appalled and surprised at the history of these gentlemen. After all of these years, like, okay, these guys have been, what, they died 25 years ago. And then the final one that really took me out, if you will, in the internet's line, when Pock said, fuck bad boy is a record label, staff and there's a whole crew or whatever, said, he means business.

He did. He did that. Yes, this was the one. Oh, this is the perfect dad to have. You know, he's never heard a Tupac record. He's never heard a big record. Ever. This is like the perfect dad to do this with.

I got to check this out. They are funny. I used to wonder to myself, like, why do people watch these reaction videos? Like, who gives a fuck? There's something addicting about them. 100%. Well, it's weird. It's something addicting about watching somebody experience something for the first time

that you, has been a part of your life. and culture forever. And it's just funny because it's like a, like, you see him really taking it all in for the first time. Like, Paul's dad, that was crazy. Hey, fucking, you know. That was crazy. That was wild.

That was wild. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The dad would have been beside himself. Yeah, yeah. I shouldn't subject our listeners to such, such crazy blasphemous talk. If any dads want to review the new Royal Ramal podcast, I'll send you the exact episodes.

But something about. To do a reaction video. What I don't like about these... I would love my dad to do one. I want your dad to watch the one where you were talking about butterfly doors. Oh, you don't want my dad to do it. He was like, you were supposed to get on all fours and let her do it. Like, my dad is like that type of dad.

Yeah, my dad is... No, no, no, y'all don't understand. Y'all think he's crazy. Like, my father's crazy. He's one of those type of... He don't have an old filter. He says what he wants and you're just going to have to deal with it. Yeah.

Old school dads. Yeah, dad shit. Like real old school dad shit. But this with these dad reviews, I think it's cool and like progressive with all these like old liberal hippie dads. Like I like rap now. Ooh, I get the poetry here. The poetry.

Like, no, that's, most of theirs are like, oh, that's such a deep poem. Is that a sonnet? Like, they get very, very liberally, you know, the new wave dads. I do miss the old parents. Like, if I would play Tupac hit him up for my mom and it started with, that's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker. My mom would yell at me. My father would be like, what the fuck are you listening to it? I'm like, well, hey, you just curse too, mom.

Which is what happened. Like, because that would be perfect for me. Because, like, my mom, she, you know, obviously no Snoopock big. But I remember her telling me turn that shit off. Oh, I told the story. One of my mother broke my country grammar CDNF. Country grammar. Nelly.

Nellie. Nellie was going crazy on country grammar like that? I told that story on here. The first record is, uh, you can find me and sing the way. Some get high. Some, yeah. What was he? Smoking fuck all day.

And I had that mad loud. Oh, smoking fuck all day. But mind you, it was my first time, like, I didn't get to track three. I didn't even get to the single. Yeah, Mom, it got better. It wasn't as harsh. Like, Nelly's country grandma wasn't as hard. He had some records on there, though, that if you go back and listen,

like Nelly was talking to shit. Mom, you'll love ride with me. Absolutely. See, those are the records that the parents love. And they're like, oh, this is the same artist? Yes, Mom, he has another side of him that, you know. I remember another record that got me in a lot of trouble was Shaggy. It wasn't me.

Wow. It's like stupid records that got me in trouble. I don't get trouble by listening to Shaggy. Like, they play Shaggy on cruise ships. Like, you know, are you kidding? It was never my bone thug CD. Like, it was, uh, I think it was the banging on the bathroom floor that my mom was like, I don't want you to listen to this.

You know what it is? That's what it is. I keep forgetting the age difference between us. When that record came out. I was fucking 10. Yeah. And he was like 30. I get it.

I wasn't. How old is Mark Jackson? Never mind. Mark Jackson? Mark is probably like 50? at least just trying to compare it let's see

Mark Jackson is a solid 57 years old oh 57 oh he's young yeah 57 see I was just trying to call you old that's all it's okay

I appreciate it appreciate being that she was watching his high school games it wasn't high he wasn't in high I've never seen Mark Jackson play a high school game

I've seen video it was St. John's prep it wasn't St. John's already he was at he might have been a rookie that he might have been already playing with the Knicks and the game was just at St. John's.

I can't remember, but I'm going to find those pictures. Well, yes, I please watch all those dad reacts to because they're so full of shit on all of them. I'll definitely check them out. I love watching little funny, stupid shit like that, falling down a rabbit hole on YouTube. So are y'all really Beehive fans or did y'all listen to the leak?

Beehive. Okay, for everybody that's living under the rock, the Beyonce album leaked this week. There were pictures surfacing of, I believe, physical copies in Paris. Yes. So obviously the music made its way to everyone's email, phone, social media, wherever you open your phone to B album was somewhere available. A link was floating around everywhere. Do you think this will affect the first week sales? Absolutely.

Is the rollout ruined? No. This will not affect anything, Beyonce. But to DeMaris's question, no, I didn't listen to it. But, but, but, But by now, it's out. I've heard, it's out by now. I've heard some of the music here. Rory played some of the album here. I listened to the. Sounds good.

It wasn't a leak. I also listened to the league. If the album was physically out in Paris, it wasn't a leak. We just looked at my 23 and me. I'm 2% Eastern European. It was out in Eastern Europe. I felt I was okay to listen to it. Absolutely.

You could talk all that, right, right. You can only listen to 3% of it though. Why am I a disloyal member? And then. I didn't share it with anyone. I just quietly in my house. Really? How did it end up?

in my email. That was for pod related things. I didn't share it with anyone else. He didn't say download this and didn't don't. He said, oh, look what happened and then that's it. You made a choice. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. You did, though, Eddn't. Oh. I didn't say. Edith played it up to stumble in last night

during his set. They don't know about that. You hit him with the exclusive? No, I wish. So, yeah, no, I didn't listen to the album. So, yes, I was loyal, loyal to the family. No, you just had something to do. I didn't, yeah, that's, yeah, you were probably too high.

I would have definitely. to it. But it sounds good. Rory played a few tracks off of the album. It sounds really good. We obviously know that she's into that the dance bag, the, I don't want to, you know, offend anybody, but that bop, you know.

The gay bop. The dance bob. There's definitely some deep gay bops on here. Is gay weird? Some deep gay house. No, like I don't, I like, I like. Which is good. I'm a fan of music. If it's good music, I don't care what genre or what it is. I'll listen to it.

I'm going to be vulgarine. with Demaris, one of these days. And Molteau if you want. No, I won't be vulgar. I'm sorry. I'll buy it. A pure honey might make me. You might get a vogue out of me,

pure honey. Yeah. Nah, I can't do it. And I might sing along to Cunty, Hunty. Are you allowed to say that word? Cunty?

Cunt? Yeah. I wasn't saying it to a woman. I mean, if he's saying it's not a racial slur. You can say cunt. I don't know. Wasn't they trying to kill Rocky for saying that shit on the song? And I kind of like the fact that he brought the word back.

I don't know. Well, I guess it's offensive. If I was calling a woman a cunt, I guess that would be offensive. Listen, you're 97% Irish, 3% Jewish, bro. You have the cheat code. You can say whatever you want. You can do whatever you want. They can't cancel you.

They can't get rid of you. They can't throw you out of the culture. It is what it is. Well, I guess we can give like a proper, proper review once everyone listens to it. But I will say it's definitely a different dance vibe than Drake's album. It's a little warmer. Yeah, Beyonce could she can, which is why I was, you know, I was surprised that Drake did an album like that because we don't really get that from rappers.

Even though Drake is obviously more than just a rapper, but we don't get that type of vibe from rappers, quote unquote. Drake's is definitely much more, I feel, UK influenced, internationally influenced than Beyonce's is. It's a drastically different dance albums in my opinion. And Beyonce's is much warmer. There's more soul to it. And that's not a shot at Drake. He was making a soul. dance album.

I've really fucking enjoyed it. I want to do like a proper review with y'all on Tuesday. And we will. We'll listen to it over the weekend. So since you heard it fully, what do you recommend? You recommend I turn it on and start cleaning the house? Yes, definitely cleaning the house vows.

Definitely in the car. So when I'm going uptown to get a shape up, I shouldn't be banging this, is what you're saying? I mean, they might jam to it. Outtown. I was talking to a woman. My barbershop is in Harlem. Oh.

No. So no? No. You can bang this in Harlem. Yeah? Yeah. It's Bianthe. But on like the west side by the new apartments.

Yeah. See? Oh, okay. Not Old Harlem. Yeah, not old Harlem. New Harlem. In the 30s on the west side. All right.

I got you. I got you. I'm definitely going to check it out. Yeah, I'm not, I don't, it's, excuse me. It's funny because I don't really have Beyonce music in my, in my library. What's funny to your point there? I was talking with another woman that must get kicked out of the B-Hive because she listens to the leak.

And she said, I feel like this is for the guys. It's not for the girls. This act one? This dance album. She was like, this is-act-man. She meant for the gays, and she misspelled, she put the A with a U-Gos, maybe. You know what? That could have been it.

And I was like, what an interesting point that this is for the guys. She texted out, did she say it? She texted to me. Oh, yeah, she meant to say gays. She meant, ah, damn, that fast. See how progressive I am? Yeah, there you go. Think about that.

Exactly. You ran straight to it. Right. Definitely going to check it out. I don't think this affects Beyonce. Beyonce is going to do whatever Beyonce wants to do. Her fan base, her Beehive is going to support. And I did like the few records that you played.

I think the album is phenomenal. Are we talking about it as a review because we're going to do a full one. Are we fucked up for listening to the leaks? No, not fucked up. I think that everybody that's a Beyonce fan is probably listen to it. But we'll support it when it drop. Yeah. I was on Twitter and I follow like some of the Beehive fan pages.

And I'm, you know, I'm a part of the B-Hive. So even if I'm not following them, like, it comes up in my Twitter news feed under, like, the Beyonce topic. And they posted a link for you to report people sharing it under the I-R-I-A-W-A. Like, they were like, you can report people here. You can give their, like, Twitter handle or their, like, alias or whatever and where they shared the link at and everything. I said Beyonce fans are fucking crazy. Y'all are reporting people. Demaris said y'all are fucking crazy.

Yeah, I did not say y'all-a-Marris. I said that. think you guys are dedicated to an icon. I've just never been dedicated to a legend and seeing her progress and shine. But yeah, I will check out the Beyonce album this weekend. So yeah, you said to listen to it while I clean the house. That's exactly what I'm going to do. This is another debate I had with a woman that we can table after you guys listen.

Who's had a better second half of their career, Michael Jackson or Beyonce? Oh, Beyonce. No, I'm going to say, Mike. I thought it was Beyonce by a landslide, and she got really offended. I don't know if that I did. Because Michael stands are just as crazy as myself who's in the B-Hive. Where do you start the second half of Mike's career? That's why I kind of want to table this, because we were having it like offhand without doing

proper research just off the cuff. But if we're just looking at it, uh... Oh, well, yeah, where is the second half? Then we're trying to figure out how old Michael was when, Beyonce's age now. Like we were trying to find ways to do it properly. Yeah, we would have to sit down and really. I take my answer back.

We're going to have to investigate that a little further. Interesting question, though. Yes. Yes. And then we can throw prints in there too if we want to go crazy. That would be crazy. Just to piss everyone off. Yeah.

But yeah. Let's do that. I think I have my answer already. But let's wait. And listeners, let us know what you think in the comments. Speaking of, Beyonce's new album that leaked. Apparently, Calice heard it along with the fans.

And she is claiming that her song, energy was sampled without her permission and says Beyonce has no soul and that she was not contacted about this at all. So this is Calice's business page, Bounty and Full? Yes. It says, my mind is blown too because the level of disrespect and other ignorance of all three parties involved is astounding. I heard about this the same way.

everyone else did. Nothing is ever as it seems. Some of the people in this business have no soul or integrity, and they have everyone fooled. Well, first of all, it's not Beyonce's responsibility to clear all her samples. Yeah. Personally, I'm sure she just assumes that the publishing company or label will be doing that. Number two, and I'm not going to make any assumptions of what Calisa's contract is or anything, but there has been plenty of cases where if you don't own any of your publishing,

they're not even going to contact you to clear a sample because it's none of your business. Even though it's your voice and your music, they own it. So if they want to clear the sample or not, they'll do it and they don't need to contact you. What song is you referring to? Energy. Energy? Energy? Yeah. Off the Renaissance. And I don't know if that's the case with Klee's. I want to make that very clear. I'm just saying there are instances if you sell your publishing, depending what's in that contract. They'll reach out to the publishing company and the publishing company will decide if they want to clear it or not.

and they're not even going to contact you. So maybe her publishing company, in a scenario, cleared it and didn't have to contact her. I'm saying there's a world that that exists. I don't know her contract, nor am I implying that that is the case, but that's happened before. I just love the fact that they pre-fif, is it called pre-faced? Pre-fate. Oh, yeah, I guess so. It says, the singer-turned chef went in on her keyboard, sharing a piece of her mind with no crumbs left behind.

Yo. I hate copyrighters so much. Who wrote that? Julian. Who wrote that? Taylor Knight's And just to clarify, the energy song is Beyonce's song

and it samples Kalisa's 2000 track, get along with you. Here's my thing too though. Like, let's, because we don't know Calais's contract, let's not even talk about it. Yeah.

Do we think there's a world and does Kalis think there's a world where Beyonce told everyone, hey, don't tell Kalis. Do we think Beyonce wouldn't have the fun to cover whatever that sample clearance fee would be or whatever backend they need?

I think as an artist that Calice knows how these things go sometimes. So I think that does this seem to be like a thing where I think every year more and more I find, I kind of figure out or I see more and more women that I feel like have an issue

with Beyonce than I thought. Yeah. Because that's, and I'm not saying again that Cleesey does. It's very clickbaity because you know the internet is going to attack you if you say something bad about Beyonce and some people take advantage of that. They don't mind being the villain and they know it's going to get a shit ton of traction because the Behive will fucking attack you.

So yeah, I think people use that to their advantage. That's an internet tactic. I believe trolling would fall under that category. As you said, Roy, yeah, Kalisa, I don't believe that, you know, Beyonce meant to, you know, sample your record and not, you know, like you said, the publishing company may have already taken care of it, which I'm sure they did. this is Beyonce, this is the top of the top. It doesn't get any bigger than Beyonce.

All of her music and samples, everything was clear. People were paid. That was supposed to be paid. If you didn't know about it, I mean, maybe you don't own that record. Or does she want Beyonce to, like, reach out to her personally and say, hey, you know, I'm going to be using a sample from your song on this. It was already clear. It was that what she was looking for? Apparently she has a writing credit.

She has writing credit? Calice? Yeah, I mean, then that means she was credited and it was paid because when you sample someone, they get writing credit. Yeah. Again, if she's credited as a writer, then everything that was supposed to be paid is paid. Sounds about right. Maybe she just didn't get that email or people didn't tell her about it. I don't know.

Yeah, if she's credit as a writer, then the sample was cleared. Or she just want people to know that Beyonce ain't shit. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe she feels like, let me just put that out there. I don't know. This sounds like armed beef. I guess a part of yuck

Um Mm Ew I just realized What Naz and JZ Beyonce Colise

I'm starting to put the pieces together because every single time Nas tries to put something out Jay Z or Beyonce

ruins it so Colise is like not on my watch oh yeah I'm gonna fuck up your release pal yeah

I don't think she I don't think she I don't I'm about to say I don't think Kalis is trying to hold Nas down

in any type of fashion right now. I listen to Bye Baby. They sounded like they were in. Great. Great standing. Okay. Speaking of listening to music in the car,

what are some of your favorite car albums? Some of my favorite car albums, I like Dom Kennedy, get home safely. I feel like all Dom is great for the car. Yeah. I like Whisklyeva cushion orange juice. It's great. Especially we smoke in the car.

Yeah. I like Puff No Way Out. Um, you have to have great speakers, though, for Puff, no way out. Reasonable doubt. Of course. Um, trying to think of some R&B. Uh, 112. Okay.

Not mad at it. Uh, uh, who else? I don't know. It depends, man. It depends on, like, if I'm actually driving or if I'm, like, I like road trips. I think when you're on a road trip, that's the best. time to listen to music. Not like when you're in the city and you're just trying to get cross-town. Like when you're on a road trip and the scenery and bridges and rivers, lakes, whatever.

That you're used to? Yeah. You can kind of, you find yourself listening. Because there's a, way to listen to music. Like, you, sometimes you can't really just be trying to lock in on it. It has to just, you just be able to hear it. He's been talking to Germain Dupree. No, seriously. You have to be able to, that's how I feel. Like, the most, you know, the most, Most times I listen to me, like albums and stuff. That's what I said cleaning the house. Because, yes, I'm listening to the music. Yeah. But I'm doing stuff that has my mind occupied, but I can still hear it.

And then you hear certain songs. You're like, damn, what's that? Like, and you go look at the name of the track. How was me yesterday? You know what I mean? Like, that's how you, to me, that's how I take music in. I don't, I can't sit down and just like, okay. I can sit here.

That's weird. Turn the music on and just, I can't do that. I got to be doing shit, you know, and I can hear it in the background. That's why I think that there's a difference between driving albums. and, well, for me personally, driving albums and cleaning music. Because cleaning music, I don't need to know the lyrics too, right? Like cleaning and cooking music is just kind of in the background, setting the vibe. When I'm driving, I prefer to know almost every lyric to the song because I'm like in my zone,

driving, driving, so. It's a good point. Yeah, during driving, I tend to put on a lot of albums that I know. Like, I'll put on like the best of Jasmine Sullivan Apple Essentials playlist, right? Or like Adele 21, like albums like that where I know. every single lyric and I'm like zoned out like driving. Yeah. I think you can,

I think you ride to music or drive to music when you're already familiar with the music. Because when I'm thinking car albums, I feel like more rap albums do come to mind. Because I think Demaris just explained it well. I like more wordy shit when I'm in the car. Like I put diplomatic immunity really high on my car album list. Teflon Don will be there. Views is actually a great fucking driving album.

Yes, I agree. Lox, we are the streets But R&B, I have Any RD in search out I wouldn't say it's an R&B album But more towards that Ryan Leslie's self-titled album Kind of has a bops to it to drive

Shout out to Ryan, what's so with Ryan Leslie, man? He's put shit out and it's still good. It's just, I don't know. Ryan Leslie was, he was one of my favorite artist, producers, you know, writers.

And I think he's a super underrated talent. You know what I think happened with Ryan Leslie, which is always like a catch 22, can't win for losing. His sound became the sound for the moment and sounds continued to move. But that was his sound. Yeah. So it kind of left him behind because his sound became so popular. And like every other sound, it goes in cycles. We moved on to something else.

And Ryan was like, well, no, I still make music this way. Yeah. So his solo career kind of got faded out by him producing. And being on so many hooks and so many producers at that time just trying to do the Ryan Leslie electronic sound. Like that was when people couldn't like afford to do samples anymore. So it was like, let's get Ryan in here because everything's going to be from scratch. He's a child prodigy. He's a genius, super intelligent.

He's always ahead of the curve as far as things that are happening with technology and music. You know, as far as software and things, you know, he's had a lot of interest in. Went to Harvard. ways he that he releases his music. A lot of his visuals are super dope. He has a lot. You can tell he has taste, he has class. Like he, he's very particular about how he puts his art out.

What do you think was really on that laptop? On Ryan's laptop? But those that don't remember, Ryan Leslie had his laptop stolen and offered a million dollars to get it back. Yeah. Claiming that he had albums and music on there, which I'm sure was very much true. Absolutely. But what else was on there? It was some sex tapes on it.

Let's just be honest. It was giving me Hillary's. email files. Yeah, it was, it was some, it was some, some sex tapes on there that Ryan didn't want to, you know, want to get out there and, you know, unfortunately, that's what happens when you lose these devices. It's like, fuck, I'll never get that back. Did Ryan Leslie invent the ICloud? He at least inspired. He probably needed it. Yeah. He talked to Steve. Yeah, he definitely was in the meeting. He was in the meeting. But yeah, shout to Ryan Leslie, man. Just, just thought about him. According to the source, he actually returned it. Someone returned the, the, the

laptop but they didn't actually get the reward. Oh, damn. So, wait, he got the laptop back, but they didn't... Oh, he refused to pay the reward because the computer was corrupted. The files were corrupted. Oh, okay. Well, I mean, that makes sense. Yeah. I didn't get back what I really wanted, so it was like, why am I paying? Yeah, but then you have to look at the verbiage of what your wanted posters said.

Yeah, but the deep didn't sign a contract that said, he just brought it back and it's like, oh, the files are corrupted? No, you can't get this money. That's kind of like when your girl says, just tell me the truth. It'll be fine. Oh, but then you tell her the truth and it's never. I'm going to find after that. Y'all break up. So that shit went to court. Just give me a laptop back.

I'll give you the money. It went to court and then Ryan Leslie actually had to pay $180,000. He gave the guy $180,000? Yeah. Oh, that's honorable. Yeah. No, the court made him. Oh, the court.

Wait, so the guy that bought him the laptop back took him to court? Yeah. I would too. Wait, what? I brought back the laptop. You didn't give me a millie. But wait, was he the one that stole it? Yeah, like if you stole it, what the fuck?

I mean, he found it. He came across. I found it. I know. I know. Found. Hey, this must be Ryan's. The fuck out of it. Maybe the thief was very clumsy.

Man, get the fuck out of it. Maybe the thief misplaced it. And then this good Samarit and found it and was like, this MacBook looks like Ryan's. Shout out to Ryan Leslie, man. Wherever you're at, peace, man. Big fan always will be. Hope to hear some new music soon. You know who's really annoying?

The person on road trips that doesn't shut the fuck up when you want to listen to music. Oh, my God. Like you see we're all listening to music. Why are you talking to me? And then you turn down the music for a second. and they just ask a stupid question and it's like, we just turn the music down for that. Or God forbid they get on the fucking phone.

Somebody who's on the phone while you're trying to. That's wild. Yeah, you got it's a two minute clock. If you're on the phone, it's a two minute clock. Unless it's like something, you know, a work call. Unfortunately, yeah, work or something unfortunately happened, you know.

But if it's like you just sound like you're just kicking it, your fan, hang that up. How many attempts does the driver get out of respect because it is their car. How many records? Until it's like a three, two. But the driver usually doesn't even,

I think you kind of like relinquish that the playlist to whoever's in a car. As a driver, I would take the request. You're focused on like ways and, and, yeah, but sometimes like I'll have a playlist

that I know I put on because I'm driving and I don't want to be distracted so it'll just run. Right. Like, I'll put that on. Rory's one of those drivers. Listen, the windows are locked.

We, with the airs at 72. We're going to keep this car at 72 degrees. Windows locked. He built on. seat belts on. You guys are describing things that are legal?

Yeah. Like what you should do in cars. Nah, man. I get the window down there. If I'm driving and I see somebody in the backseat with they seatbelt on, I'm Leo fam listening. I'm not a councilwoman from Jersey City. Wow.

To local news. I'm sorry. Yeah, that was definitely. We're going to hit the break. A woman just hit someone with a bike. Let's hit the brakes there. Or don't, you know. Hit the brakes.

You should hit the brakes after the show is over and get out. That's what you should do. Heck is shit. Like, I don't understand what he still here. Where are we at? Yes, I give the driver at least three attempts. But if you're not the driver, you get maybe two. If you start with some bullshit, I'm like, um, pass the one.

Yeah. But see, I'm the opposite. If I'm driving and it's a road trip, y'all going to get this best of Jenny Jackson playlist and you better sit in that. We know. We have to play to the crowd. You selfish fuck. All right.

I'll Uber from here. Like, I'm not listening to Janet. There's a code of honor in the car that you have to play to the crowd. Yeah. You can take some risks and do some shit. You can throw a couple Janet joints in there, but we're not about to bang Janet Jackson. All the whole drive. We're not doing that.

At least for an hour. Just in one album. An hour of one artist? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, I got to go. Go to sleep. Get your Cheeto puffs.

You don't have to drive. You can go sit in the backseat and put your headphones in. Like, you ain't got to. I hate that. Look at Demaris's car ride. Cheeto Pug's Gatorade and Janet Jackson. With the windows open. Is it an apocalypse?

Where is she going? She on a freak? Nick. Cheetos, Gatorade and what? And gum. You need the gum for after the cheese puffs. Oh, man.

That's a nasty ass snack. Gatorade, Cheeto. What flavor of Gatorade? What flavor? You know what Damaris won't red? Yeah. First of all, I was talking about y'all. Those are my snacks that I go to for the road trip.

What's your go-to snack? Yeah. For the road trip? Yeah. Okay, the Cheetos, yes. So you just said. Red Bull. Or else I'm going to go to sleep.

I'm white. I love a. I only buy combos when it's so. He wants a white claw and something else. A white claw on a road trip is fucking sick. Rory definitely cracked open a few white claws and hit the road. And called it a road soda. A road spritz.

Roy, you definitely stop and make sprits for everybody on a road trip. I definitely almost punched my cousin when he said, hey, let's grab a couple road sodas. I was like, just say you want to drink and drive. Yeah, that's all. We're in the privacy of my home. There's no cops here. But Julian did a great job on the playlist. The playlist.

Yeah, that's good. Yeah. But I saw the- I was sleep the whole way. I don't know. I saw his face a few times the insecurity that we all have of like, are they feeling the sad? Too many people.

Are they feeling the set? Yeah, because you don't know if you're really killing it because too many people keep falling asleep. So it's like, all right, I'm putting everybody to sleep. But the road trip, the road trip, actually, we should make that a segment. We got to talk about road. trip etiquette. Speaking of actually albums that are great in the car,

Joey Badass New album. Great car, car album. And I give a lot of that credit to Static Selector. Shout out to Static, man. I feel like, of course, with that type of music, they're not going to be put in like the Take Heath mustard conversations when we talk about producers and shit. But when we get into the world of like the alchemists and that,

I don't understand why Static's name is not number one. one or two, three. Static, I think, is especially in that genre of hip-hop, probably the best producer. Over Al? No, Al's an alien. We don't count out. But I'm just saying in that world, where Al would be God, I think static is right there. And I think in that world, drums have been taken away so much. And the fact that static has some of my favorite drums, period, we're producing. he needs to be brought up more. And he needs to work with more people, I feel like. Yeah.

I think static just because of who he is, I won't say he's introverted, but, you know, he only fucks the people that he fucks with. He's from that school. Yeah, but I like that, though. I think as a producer, you should work with artists that you see if you can enhance or if, you know, it'll be a cohesive situation where it's like, okay, I can just bring what I bring to this artist and we can make a lot of dope things that happen. Just because you can produce, I don't think you just spread your art and share it with any and everybody.

But I also feel, though, like when Static works with, quote unquote, more popular artists on their albums, he always has the standout record. And, like, of course, he's worked with Nas on plenty of shit. But, like, when that Lost Tapes 2 shit came out, Static had by far the best song and beat on there. Anytime he fucks with chains, he has the standout with anything. Anytime you fuck with G-unit, you have the stand-out shit. like static always sounds different than everyone else and it's the shit on the album that you like kind of perk your ear up like wait they're about to wrap on this i just don't think static gets the credit that he deserves that's that's all i just want to give static selected his flowers

i still don't know how to spell your name right and i'm never going to try to figure out i think it's spelled wrong in my phone but uh shout to static and the joey badass project um i fuck with joey this album definitely has replay value only critique on it. Since he was gone for so long, I kind of wanted him to say more. Like the flows are great. Of course, it's Joey badass. He's rapping, rapping.

But as far as content, there is some. Don't get me wrong. But I think there could have been more just because he was gone for so long. I felt like a lot probably happened to him that I wanted to update on, which I don't know if it's selfish. And then his career kind of pivoted and he's gotten heavy into acting. Yeah. In film, you know, so.

Yeah, I just think there could have been more content on it. It's such a perfect produced album and put together album that I just feel like some content could have been put in there and some of the less braggadocious shit. Though I do like when he talks his shit because he makes the type of hip-hop I like and he's richer than most of your favorite rappers. I like when he talks his shit, but I don't know. Maybe it's more of a balance of it. He's got some interesting features, Diddy, West Side Gun, Larry June, Chris Brown, J.I.D. Chris Brown and Capella Chris Brown and Capella

Gray Larry June What was I going to do you get? Yeah shout out to Joey Badass 2000 available on your DSPs now I like the project It sounds really good

Static executive produced it I would imagine I mean I know him and Joey kind of hand in hand with every project It sounds really good Joey Badass is one of those artists Again that he creates a certain But he's kind of like

I put them in the class with the other vibe setters that I like with Dom Kennedy's currency Wiz Rocky you know what I mean like I kind of put them in the same I will put them in the same playlist for if I'm just trying to set a cool vibe

somewhere like Joey Badass is one of the rappers that I listen to and don't complain about New York hip hop and then not support Joey Badass out Oh yeah no I definitely I support Joe. Oh you real hip hoppers in New York that say we've lost our way Yeah go stream to

Joey Badass out. Good project. Joey Badass 2000 available now. Did you tune in to Barack Obama's playlist? Are you more on the Trump playlist of the good old boys? I'm trying to get in touch with a... You know that's on Trump's. No, we got to clean up Trump's playlist.

That can't be on there. We can't have that. That's definitely on there. Yeah, we got to be in America. Yeah, we got to... Bruce Springsteen. I think y'all will be surprised that shit that Trump will probably be listening to. Drake.

He's definitely listening to Drake. He's definitely listening to it. thousand percent. Sticky is going crazy in the Trump household right now. He knows how he's sticky to go. His face looks sticky. Absolutely. It's like that when you first peel on orange that, that, uh, that, uh, that's

definitely the, uh, the Trump juice. Somebody said his face looks like the bottom of the Tupperware that you left spaghetti in. Yeah, definitely. Residue. People are so mean. Why do you all say that about it? Trumpita. Yeah.

Trumpty dumpy. Trumpty dumpy. This Barack Obama's summer playlist is, uh, full of shit. Wow. First of all, they do it all the time. This is just something. This is kind of like, this is the new version of rap carrier. Wait, you don't think that Obama makes this?

I don't at all. I don't. Why? I think that he lent his name to this. And somebody somewhere is like, okay, we're going to use the Barack Obama playlist to put artists on there that we like, you know, get some songs on there that we want to push. Wait, are you saying Obama took payola?

Yeah. From the label? Absolutely. If you're telling me that Barack. Obama is listening to split whole time by Little Yadi. He has two daughters that are the of the age of that he has a yaddy. He has a dog. He has some goldfish.

I know what I know all of those things. What I'm saying is? What's the name of his dogs and goldfish? I don't, probably Lil Yadi. If you ask, Barack Obama is not listening to Little Yadi. And I love Yadi. He's not listening to. He's not listening to Ohito's leading.

He's not listening to Bad Bunny. Wow. He's not listening to like, come on, man. Shout out to Fonte and Nicolay. Foreign Exchange. made it. And then look what they try to do. They throw in Arita. Not last, last. They throw Aretha in there. They throw Aretha in there.

But you got to. I'm sure he's listening to Aretha Frank. You're underestimated his power. The legendary, rest in peace, Aretha Franklin. So you don't think Hove makes his playlist? It didn't. But it's different. Hove is a musician. He's an artist. Like, it's different. A president can't make a playlist? I'm not saying he can't. This ain't his playlist. This ain't what, this ain't what, this ain't what Boa is knocking in the crib. He's not listening to Vince Staples? No, man. He's not. He's not listening to Too Good by Drake.

He's listening to Otis Redden I've been loving you, for sure. I would love to just see, because you know they have to do like a staff meeting about what's appropriate to put on here. Yeah. And they have to debate. Absolutely. I just want to see the one person at the end of the Obama team table of like, I heard he's an alleged member of the Crips.

Yeah. So I'm saying. Maybe that wouldn't be a safe one, Mr. former president? Yeah, he's not listening to, he's not listening to. He might, rock him might be Obama's when I be on the mic. I can see him like, yo, I love that. Remember that rock him one when I was in high school.

Do you think he's sending subs or making a political statement by putting Wycliffe and Lauren Hill, Guantanamara? I could never pronounce that. Guantanamara? That's from the carnival album, right? I believe so. I could never pronounce that. But do you think that is a political statement about Guantanamo Bay?

That's a good eye. I wouldn't, I'm just shooting the shit right now. No, I'm not mad at that being it. That looks like it could definitely be some type of correlation there between Guantanamo Bay and Guantanamo Bay. Absolutely. I cannot imagine Obama, like, just chilling in his home. home office to last last. Like it's really throwing me. I believe that he put

most of this together. I'll be honest with you. Y'all are sick. Maybe I'm just a far left Democrat piece of shit, but I think my president listens to this music. He's definitely not listening and I think he's young and hip. He's just, I'm going to tell you the one. The spinners, mighty love,

that's him. 100%. Al Green, I can't get next to you. That's Obama. We know the ones that's him. It's probably Michelle's playlist too. I think so, too. Yeah, Michelle definitely up there. She definitely put the Tim's joint on there. You know, Michelle, you know, she went to Thames.

She went to Beyonce. The internet's on there. You don't think he chose Die Hard by Kendrick? I think he listens to Kendrick Lamar. You definitely listen to Kendrick. I don't know. This is an interesting playlist, though. Is this a second one that he's done?

No, he's been doing this for years since he was president, I think. I just want him to just not give a fuck. I know the Democrats are in hot water right now so he can't really go over the line. 2023, just put fuck the police. End of it. Pop the playlist off with fuck the police. Now, we're going to have a different conversation

if that ends up on a Barack. That will be his last playlist. Let me let you know that right now. Give me something from Ice Q, America's most wanted. Like, just something. Shout out to all the artists that made this list, though. This has to feel good as an artist to make.

Fucking Fonte's on that. That's amazing. Summer time, summer playlist. Like, that's just, a stat that you can just live with forever. Like, I made Barack Obama's summer playlist. Do you think I'll make it next year? No.

Listen, man, you never know. Don't sell yourself short, kid. I like it. I'll talk to the label and see what type of paola it takes. Wow. Well, Barack, if you really want to up your playlist spins and, you know, shake the household up a little bit, add this pressurlicious Meg the Stallion record on there.

Because the way that shit was knocking it here earlier, Rory. Before we get into that, You know how, like, you guys tried to get Flex to play, I forgot what Jay-Z song it was, with the champagne bottles and you made the little basket for him? Y'all. Y'all. Yeah, y'all. I had nothing to do with that fruit basket, but go ahead. What if, like, because Obama still does, like, speeches and shit, right?

Yeah. He'd be in the streets. Mm-hmm. What if, like, we just followed Obama with, like, a basket and, like, my single in it and just tried to give him with oranges? Just the single? No, we put champagne And it would Whatever mall put in the one for flex

For reasonable doubt Oranges To get you on a Barack Obama Yeah, see if he'll like He'll take it as payola And like we could line the bottom With five grand in cash Like hey, play it if you like it

He definitely needs that He definitely needs that five Giving Barack Obama money To just add your song To a playlist You know how fucking crazy that is Streams go up Absolutely

There you go see I'm sorry You were talking about the Megastallian Record Megastalian Feeture Future Pressurelishish Rory, you played this earlier. I didn't hear it until you played it.

And we were talking about how you felt like the song had come and gone. It came out. People didn't seem like they were supporting it or playing it. Brandon, I haven't really been out since. So it could be going crazy. And I wouldn't know. It feels like a strip club record. I've not been to the strip club allegedly since this came out.

So it could be going crazy. I just kind of think for a record that is this good. It was weird that more people aren't talking about. This is a really good record. The beat is fucking crazy. Who produces this? Hit Kid and Payday Hit Kid and Payday

This beat is crazy I do think that this record is going to be big Anytime you have future On the record With that type of bass And those drums That trap drum

I mean it's almost a cheat code At this point And then Hit Boy has to disc hit hit That's got to happen And Mick Hits I ain't even put that together And you got to dis payday

Because you guys Were signed a payday before You know what's funny Like I'm seeing If my name was hit kid and I'm a producer, I have to change my name. You could sign the hit kid because you make all the hits kid. Right. Y'all let Drake get that off.

You've yelled that in a club before. And the DJ took all the music down. So you can hear y'all yell at. See, this is what I'm like, well, Rory. Roarie, you stood next to me at an entire Drake concert and got mad because I wasn't doing anything. And now you're telling me that you think that I screamed, I should probably sign the hit boy because I got all. You think I screamed that at one point in my life? Yeah, I think he looked up in the air, too.

I have never screamed that, man. I have never, you know, what did that, what did Boy Wonder play? He kind of remixed it during their verses. Boy Wonder and Hit Boy. He remixed that part. I should probably sound a hit boy because I got, Boy Wonder was playing his version of that. But I forgot how, like, what Drake said. I should sound a Boy Wonder because.

You may go out of boys before. I thought, yeah. What? I didn't want to go there. But I couldn't think of any other bar besides the one she just said. Oh, so y'all were like in sync on that thought. I didn't want to say it. But it's the only scheme I could think of.

But I know what he was thinking. That's what I was like. Why would you have such nasty thoughts? I wouldn't know how to flip Boy Wonder other than that in that line. All right. Well, I forgot how it went. But that was funny that Boy Wonder kept playing that during their versus. I think, yeah, I think he just, the drop was I should sign a boy.

I got all the heads boy. I don't know. But they got, they, he has a, Drake has that thing where he says, boy wonder. I swear it's like this every single time before that song he has with Wayne if I'm not mistaken. It's old though. We're going to find it.

We'll find it. Don't say you haven't yelled. Like, what are some of the greatest drops? Shorty low, what's the record? They know, big up to all my haters. You definitely big up all your haters in the club.

You definitely big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's when there was a nasty time, Royer. I was in the clubs every night. Just doing things I shouldn't have been doing for sure. I definitely screamed that before. Did you keep your hands up because you were still winning? and they stayed there and they stayed there?

See? You might even inhale. See, the things that y'all think about are. It's just crazy. Like, no, my hands don't just stay in the air. You definitely did the ball in. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we did that.

Oh, my God. We had a support gym. We had a terrible forum, too. Yeah, we had to support gym. What did you want us to do, man? We had to support gym. My favorite thing when people used to do that, you got to tuck your elbow.

Yeah. Keep the elbow tuck. It's the right angle. Did you get that dirt off your shoulder? He definitely. I never did that. I was never cool enough. I never did that.

I was maybe 12 when that came out and I felt really uncomfortable because I wasn't cool enough. I looked like a fucking nerd if I did that. I never dusted the dirt off my shoulders. Because it's not a real dust. It's more like a light push. That's a light. I don't need to do that.

I'm a lightly push you down to the stick. That's right around. That's what's. going to happen in a minute because I'm sick of everybody's shit. Did you just threaten a female co-worker with violence? Yes. My lawsuits are building up with this company.

But yes, what's the Meg record? I feel weird saying it. It's a great fucking record. It's a really good record. I like the record a lot. I'm guessing it's going to be a hit amongst the exotic dancers.

They don't like to be called strippers, I think, right? You just say dancers. Or they just like dancers. This is going to be a hit among the dancers. Got to be. The beat is too. It's that, you know, you got to throw ass when that come on. You have to. And she's been doing a market. She did like a Instagram reel or somebody did like a compilation of her in the strip club. It's called a visualizer. Mm. Hmm.

You let her know, Rory. My bad, record label Rory. Record label Rory. They created a visualizer of her in the strip club with the song in the background and she was throwing like money out stripper. So they're very obviously trying to make it a strip club. Of course. Absolutely. Absolutely. You got to. It's a hard record. Shout out the Meg. Shout out the future. I mean, I love Future's verse. I wasn't expecting the second verse, but it did make sense when he just went straight to the Adderall bars for the second verse. I was like, oh, he's on Adderall. He wants to shut the fuck up.

Because I think one verse would have been fine. And he's talking about fucking on Adderall. I fucked on Adderall before. It's not that great. Adderall, it keeps you alert. Focus, helps you focus. Am I correct? Yes. For people with ADHD. So. I need that. If you take that and try to have sex, it doesn't make you focus on the task at hand? I think for some people, and never me. Ever. But I think it may affect you getting hard for some people.

Oh, that's why I never was. But that would never happen to me. Yeah. What's what? I took two perks my entire life. Never again. I've never taken a perk. I'm a fucking loser.

I had a crazy toothache one time. Only two fake toothache I've ever had in my life. I took half a perk. That shit made me nauseous. I can't take medicine. medication like that and then the other time i took a perk i couldn't get hard damn damn wait aren't perk supposed to help though man listen you was just sitting there flicking it that shit was like i'm telling me gummy why would you give that visual that shit was like a gummy

worm like i couldn't get no blood to my low extremities it was crazy nothing is more humbling on earth i don't think i think that might be the number one most humbling thing on it you know how you know when you're at you're getting older like you walk around after sex you don't care what your shit look like oh no i I stopped caring about that a long time ago. You reached a certain age. I'm not looking for my underwear. Fuck out of it.

No. You're going to see this nasty ass butt. You're going to see this little ass shriveled up. Just fucking just got abused penis of mine. Damn. Sensitive too. Yeah. Yeah.

Still leaking. I'm sorry to raise. I'm sorry you have to hit it. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. 20. 20 cash. Still want to hear it.

Yeah. Close your eyes. Bingo. You should ever get so sensitive after you night that you squirm a little bit and you kind of like Yeah, you don't stop stop Women love to see you in that women. It's so vulnerable. The things women like to see us go through is crazy.

It's power to pain. Oh, shout out to West Side Gun. What a transition. Oh, it's West Side's birthday. Oh, happy birthday, man. Shout out West Side Gun. Happy birthday. Did you call him and leave like a voicemail of singing?

No, I'm going to send him a voice note and just yell, boom, boom, boom. he gonna know that that means happy birthday. That's happy birthday and West Side Gun. Gotcha. Happy 40th birthday, West Side Gun. One of the hardest working men in hip hop. The things he's been able to do over the last few years for his city, his label, his imprint, his crew, his brothers, has been amazing to watch.

Is this your birthday dinner speech? No, I just say less. No, you got to give West Side Gun some love, man. He's been able to accomplish a lot of shit. in the industry doing it his way. So we got to salute that. So happy birthday, West Side Gun. Happy birthday.

Wherever you at, boom, boom, boom for me, man. Oh, they're both 82, Conway and... Conway's 82 years old? No, 1988. No, they're born in 182. I love... I love Hood twins, man. Same year, just a few months apart.

Yeah. Meek Mill tweeted something to us, like, to us. Yeah, to us. I mean, yeah. Well, I don't follow them, To the world. Meek Mill tweeted something to us.

Meek says, 10 tapes independently start in September. New music drop in August 18th. The day my dad died, rest in peace, is when I start whaling again. I'm not dropping albums on Friday either. Why don't you say purple devil emoji? That's a good point.

You want me to just say purple devil emoji? Yeah. Want me to look at you like the purple devil's moment. I don't want you to look at all. Yuck. That's gross. Meek has said that he's going to deliver 10 projects independently without label backing, starting in September.

Timber, but fans shouldn't expect the tapes to arrive as part of the traditional Friday release cycle. I mean, listen, man, as you can release when you want, how you want, independent with the machine behind you or not. The bottom line is the music has to be good. That's really all I care about in this entire. That's all I care about. As long as the music is great, meek, we're rolling, we're behind you, we downloading. But the music has to be good. especially at the volume of 10 projects before the year is up.

Yeah, that's a lot of music. There's a lot of work. But, hey, I mean, Meek probably has a lot done already, a lot recorded that he's ready to just release and put out. So hopefully, you know, this works in his favor. And we get some good music for me. Yeah, and I'm happy he's independent, but I'm with you. Like, this is all cool, and I'm glad Meek has released some music.

I'm glad he's releasing it independently, but is it good? That's really all I'm at with it. And if you have so much music, I don't think that necessarily means just put it all out. Yeah. I know he's been sitting for a minute. He's been wanting to put stuff out. I'm sure he was done with his album and was working on other shit before it even came out. So I'm sure he's sitting on a hard drive of a shit ton of music. Doesn't necessarily mean that all of it needs to be released. So I just hope he's choosy in these 10 albums.

And I feel like Meek has a lot to talk about as well. I agree. He has a lot of things to address. Probably a lot of things he wants to make clear. and get out to the public and, you know, things that people have been saying and the whispers and everything. He wants to address everything. I think that he has a lot of content to write from.

I just hope it's no Calice samples on there. Or if it is, at least, you know, call her and let her know she's been paid. Because she's like the Marvin Gay estate. Calice is like the Marvin Gay estate. Is she not? I mean, she's trying to be, for sure. She's giving Beyonce hell about this record. Right?

What are you been watching? Because we got to get out of music. I've been watching, I've been watching P Valley. I've been watching The Boys on Amazon. A really good show, if you haven't started that. I watched the first episode last night. And I sit as far as, like, TV and I've been watching a lot of old shit. I'm trying to watch.

I'm watching documentaries. I watched The Girl in the Picture. We spoke about that. Was it good? The girl in the picture. I mean, I don't know. I don't want to say good because it's a crazy fucking story, but it was, it was interesting. You're going to watch it all the way through.

De Maris was trying to watch that while we were having lunch together. De Maris was trying to watch that while we were having lunch together. Yeah, no. You got to watch that. You got to be like in the bed alone. So you can be like, what the, you're going to say what the fuck about 19 times for sure. Would you ever make a move? Like, and we know the stereotypical like Netflix and chill shit.

Can you make a move during a girl in the picture? Hell yeah. No. What you mean? No. Man. Why is you, why are you, why are you home? And this...

He didn't watch it, so he doesn't even know. I mean, first of all, you just put the movie on and you don't watch it at all. Yeah, but sometimes you're horny, so you just put something on to make the move. Yeah, but essentially you fucking... But then when you get pulled into the dock, you're like, this is fucking crazy. My back is turns to the TV by that point. Well, you're just a horny devil and you need to fucking just calm your loins. Horny purple devil.

That's your problem. Wait, hold on. Your first move has your back to the TV? That's a sick first move. You know what you're mean? You're ready to eat. You're not even doing a knee touch. A knee touch.

Like, you're not even trying to ease into it. Fan, when you're back into the TV, I know what you're trying to do. Right. You're trying to munch. Ass-toated. Yeah, of course you're trying to crunch. You know what he's doing. Okay.

The girl in the picture is good. What else are you watching, Mom? Or not watching. With your back turned. Munching. I said P. I'm not really- With munching. Just P. Valley and the boys on Amazon.

The boys in P. You've been watching? well we got to be careful you're going to separate the two I'm saying the commas is P Valley quotation Martin's comma end specifically the boys

no no no Pea Valley is a show one show I'm away here right here and then the boys is another show on Amazon the boys from P Valley got you okay I just want to make sure I understood

clear got you yeah I'm catching up on old shit too how come no one ever told me the morning show was the greatest series ever the morning show and I I went, I felt so fucking dumb because apparently won mad Emmys.

It's got, the cast is crazy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jennifer Anderson. It's loosely, loosely based on Matt Lauer being Hansy. Yeah. But obviously, it's a different plot. It's so fucking good. It's a really, I could not believe I didn't know this existed. Well, Steve Carroll is, you know.

Corel. Steve Carroll, Steve Carroll, Steve Carroll, Steve Carroll, yes. One of my favorite actors. comedians. Since I guess it's out, I'm not really like ruining stuff, but after he gets fired for being handsy and shit, he goes to someone else that's a director that had been canceled for being hansy and they like want to do a documentary about the men that were canceled.

Wait, the men that were canceled want to do a documentary about themselves? Yeah, and like with other men. About yo, we've been canceled. Like, yo, bro, come on. We ain't do shit. Okay. And the director starts naming off the people. people he wants in it. And Steve Carell's face of the ability not to read a room, he's like,

I think Cosby should be our first one. Currell's like, I don't think I should have came here. I got to check that out. I got to check that out. It's really, really good. I think if you don't, I've seen trailers for it. I've seen, you know, people talking about it, but I'd never, it's so much, it's just a lot of, the moment you lock in on something, it's like something else is out. And we talked about this before. And then you just forget to go back to that. There's so many shows that I'm watched like three seasons and now it's on season six. Yeah. I'm just like...

This one I think is just two seasons. I don't... I just started it. So I don't know if it's ended up season two or it's going to be renewed. Oh, click that. Will there be a season three in the morning? I mean, it says to present. So I'm assuming, yeah, it hasn't been canceled yet.

Oh, it's lit then. Oh, so the show lasted longer than... Never mind. I get it. Never mind. Then who? No. It was a bad joke.

No worry about it. Season three on the way It says it Season three's on the way I felt betrayed by Matt Lauer Why? Because I grew up in a white family And we watched Good Morning America

Every morning He was like a second father to me He was your second father Yes Edith That's exactly what he was Matt Lauer was Rory's second father If you didn't know

I only have one And Al Roker was that crazy uncle What the weather So we're talking about it's going to rain In your neck of the woods So we're talking about rain And I didn't like like Ow, you're in these neck of the woods

Tell me, don't send me to someone else Just look outside It was something else that was The Elvis Presley movie is out Okay, yes I was not going to watch it I was not going to support it Only because I feel like

If you know the history of Elvis Presley You know, they stole a lot From a lot of African American artists So I just wasn't, didn't want to support this. But it seemed to be doing pretty well. I think it said it made 210 million globally at the box office. Yeah, like an $85 million to film it. $120 million domestically.

It grossed. So obviously people are watching it. People are supporting it. But this isn't a movie that. And I like Tom Hanks is in this. He's one of my favorite actors. And I wanted to support it. But I'm just not interested in Elvis Presley's story.

So much of Elvis is. is like the epitome of you had to be there, I think. Because, like, you know, I'm not like a huge Beatles fan, but I get it. I understand why people love the Beatles and shit. Elvis, I look back, I'm like, your dance moves stink. Your rendition of the music, you stole stinks. Yeah. Your voice is annoying.

And I say this in a very sexually comfortable area. You're not good looking. Okay. You kind of look like an idiot to me. Like, look at your stupid, dumb, drunk face. face. Is that the idiot face? No, I think the ladies liked Elvis.

Yeah, I guess I can see it in that era, but I guess you had to be there. Yeah, you had to be there. Because this is one of those where I'm like, Elvis had bitches, Rory. This music is not good. You know, Elvis had all the holes. You had to be there, Rory. You wasn't there. Drake got to do more slaps than Elvis.

You said he has to? He has to add that to him more. With Hit Kid. With Hit Kid, he has to do. I have more slaps than Elvis Presley. But yeah, it looks like it's doing well. Maybe I'll wait for it to stream. I don't know, but I'm definitely not going to the box office to see this. What about Nope?

Nope. I'm hearing mixed reviews about Nope. I'm hearing some people say it's the worst movie they've ever seen. Oh, come on. I'm hearing some people say it's okay, and I'm hearing some people saying they loved it. I don't know what to take from that. I'm in the middle. You saw it. I saw it.

What do you think? I'm in the middle. It's not like a super, it's like more of like a cycle. There's an actual conflict and whatever, but it's not super. super scary or super we're past the generation of scary films honestly really you think so hell yeah what's the last scary film you watched uh hereditary i liked oh but uh i mean yeah i mean yeah they're creepy like i love hereditary and midsummer so wait what's the difference between creepy and scary like jumpy shit yeah because basically you didn't just get older edin and i mean that's true yeah but then this is like an

r-r-r-rated movie right this is an r-rated movie like you know isn't it supposed to go hard Horror movies, how long are we going to follow the same blueprint for horror movies? Like, Mom, when you saw Frankenstein the first time, didn't it freak you out? Frankenstein? Yeah. Are you an Elvis fan? Have you seen Frankenstein? How old are you?

Frankenstein? Do you think I watched Frankenstein the movie? No, I did not watch Frankenstein. Did you binge the Adams family this weekend? Frankenstein? No, I didn't watch Frankenstein. No. So, we'll see, people said that the exorcist was scary.

I thought it was. Maybe it's because I knew that. It's a lot of movies. I think it's because I'm Catholic. Yeah, I was going to say. That's sick. That's it. That's it.

Annabelle is like one of those movies. I'm like, I would have kicked the shit out that little doll. Yeah, that type of stuff. Child's played. You look at that shit now. You look at that shit.

I cannot believe I was scared of this shit. What's the one, the nun comes out of the painting? The nun comes out of the painting. Oh, God. It's sort of new. It's a series of scary movies. The conjuring.

The conjuring. The conjuring is great. I was scared of the conjuring. But you know what? The first Conjuring was such a really good, like, a lot of times scary movies aren't good movies. Like, they don't have good stories. The Conjuring is my favorite scary movie because it has such a good story. Like, it's a good movie.

That's why I thought Hereditary. Hereditary just had an ill, like, plot. A lot of these scary movies, though, they're only scary at the moments because if you think about it, it's just the sudden noise of the music. Oh, for sure. How it's scored. If you mute that shit and you're watching it, you're not scared of that shit. Have you ever watched that? This dumbass doll.

You're like, is it the fuck out of it. It's just the fucking sudden music. That music that comes in. Yeah, like, what the fuck is that? Did you watch Ardeterre? Yes. Predatory is far. I feel like that you could definitely watch vision.

You're like, what, though? I feel like the one that the animals could hear. What was the name of that? The animals could hear. Is it quiet beat? A quiet place. Quiet place. I like that.

Yeah, the job was a big movie. That was when I was watching a quiet place and Shurdy stepped on that nail and she was in labor. I felt that in my whole body. When she stepped on a nail while in labor? She was in labor was trying to creep. Women are strong, bro. Whole nail went through her.

Talk about the way to resent your baby and mother. Yeah. No, it was, it was, I like a quiet place. I like the second one, too. The second one was really good. I think Insidious, too, was probably a movie that scared me the most of. See, all those is not Nope. Nope is like.

What's the plot of Nope? Basically an alien, potential alien in the clouds. Spoiler. Yeah, spoiler. Yeah, spoiler. Yeah. Plot is a spoiler. There's a being in the sky.

This is a little trailer that was put out. Yeah. weeks ago on this movie. There's a being in the sky that is sucking up things. What is it? It's a being in the sky? Yeah. Oh, that's Superhead.

Yeah. That's where I was going to go with it. Yeah. Oh, I've seen that tape already. Wasn't that great. I'm not rushing to see this. I like Key & Peel, but as far as Jordan Peel's movies,

I don't think they're good. Get Out was awesome. Get Out was a happy mistake. What do you mean? Damn. That's what you got to say about. Get out. I think he made...

Well, we're not having to do it on. If you take away the plot, I get the plot being very good as far as what it represents and everything. But it's just a shitty put together movie to begin with. Just how it shot.

It looked like it was supposed to be a mockery. And I think that's what he's a comedian. I think he made a mockery and everyone took it seriously and it blew up. Like he made that to look like a terrible low budget, almost like how,

scary movie used to make fun of movies. Yeah, yeah. And I think that was his intention. And it was not received that way. It was received as this amazing plot and this amazing representation of everything, especially at that time. Yeah, it was just a different way of filming, I think. I'm not wording it properly, and that's bad for a podcaster, but I do think it was a happy mistake. I don't think how it was received was what Jordan Peel went out and set out to do. I think he set out to make a low-budget,

mockery, shitty movie. And no one received it that way. Which, I mean, listen, he made a shit time of money. I mean, it went crazy and people liked it. I didn't like it. I thought it was just a poorly put-together movie. And this is the one where the black guy was in the house. I just think that it was the way of filming, like,

with people just standing there, eyes wide open, tears falling out of it. It was just like, we were just like, what the fuck is this? Like, I think it was making fun of, if white people like how white people make slavery movies like I think he was mocking them I mean I think that is the point yeah I agree with you that yeah

the point is to mock scary movies but then also have like a political people but no one took it as a mockery I think everyone took it as a very serious scary movie and I'm like this is from knowing him from Matt TV and all that jazz I wouldn't even take any of that serious either way I don't know if I'm a watch nope though

I would wait all right so didn't go And quickly go back to Elvis. Yeah. I think all the older women that call these young girls fast and hussies and thirsty and all that, have you ever seen those bitches in the 60s when the Beatles landed or when Elvis came on Johnny Carson? They lost their fucking, they were thirsty as fuck. They was running trying to scrim.

No, y'all were thirsty. It's not these girls. The style of thirsty back then was because these women had on dresses down to their ankles. And they were lifting them. Yeah, I mean. There was no iPhones. You don't know the moment this camera came off. What do you mean?

We don't need a home. These bishops got naked immediately for George and Ringo. And John. Getting naked for Ringo is fucking crazy. He was a drummer. Look. These look like, uh, look at all. That's thirsty.

That's how we're looking at that. No, that's thirst, but they're not, you know, they're not naked. These chicks at least a little baby takes them to Turks. These chicks at Shea Stadium ready to lose their mind. Yeah. Yeah, they're going crazy. See, this is when you kept the groupies in that place. Yeah, you go to the bleachers and sit there and wait.

Now it's like they ride to the event with the artists. They got binoculars. Yeah, that's how far. None of these chicks are only fans own binoculars. That's how far you used to put the groupies away from you. Put them all the way in the bleachers. If you want to see me, get the binoculars. Now they front row, court side.

I just think some of these older women were just a thirsty. She tried to jump over. That little hussy is crazy. You saw her. She tried to, look. You're so old. Look at her. What is she doing?

All these harlots. Yeah. Look at this guy. Oh, she was asleep. Yeah, she had enough. She was like, I don't have a shot with Ringo. Back in the day, what? None of these chicks broke the barricades at Rolling Loud to get to, to, uh, little T.J.

I'm just trying to think of a young artist. These chicks was breaking the barricades at Johnny Carson just to be near Elvis's hips. Damn. Well, this is, these are the Beatles. They were the real deal. So was Elvis. I just, I mean, I think he stinks. What artists would y'all have been like a group before back in the day?

M.J. Back in the day? MJ, no. I would have been the bitch getting carried out on a stretcher when he came up from the floor. I mean, I've been, I mean, Michael Jackson is you can't. I mean, everybody would have been stunned if they saw Michael Jackson in person. That's just one of those figures that's just like larger than life. But below like a Michael Jackson type of artist, um, every artist.

I mean like not Mike Everybody would have fucking fainted If Mike walked in the room I don't know Rory definitely I don't know I don't know Moll pepper sprayed R. Kelly

So you gotta think he doesn't really care About pepper spray He doesn't get Flustered around artists The way I do with Kevin Hart I saw the future I knew what he was doing I was payback

All right What's not doing this weekend? I saw the video nigger nasty fuck Edden definitely tried to make a move while watching surviving Arkelly What's wrong with you? He's nasty

Why does that put on me? Why you gotta take First of all I have my back turn Yes because you're always trying to crunch Eating pussy to surviving Or Kelly is fucking insane Is it? Is it? Yes Yes

If you're asking it is It's fucking crazy We're not gonna debate it Yeah But I've been on record saying Chili was my first crush How old is chili now? She's 50.

Probably under 50. 51. And I'm getting to that age now, like 32, I feel like you could date a woman in their 50s. Absolutely. A woman in her 50s would love to date a 32-year-old man. I just don't want to make the mistake that Jay Cole made because I know he was tight. He was too old for Neil Long and then she went on whatever. No, you ain't?

You're not. So, Chili, just to let you know, I'm 32 and I don't think you're too old. Chili, he's 32. He can't go out in the sun. he has allergies. He's afraid of bug. Got to give him a good shit. Oh, fuck.

I was about to say, I love Dallas Austin. He's like, shit. I think he's a phenomenal producer. Oh, and I love the Confessions album. You know what? There goes your shot at Chili. Gone. The mega millions is at $1.3 billion.

I don't know if any of you can use that or not. I mean, that would be nice. I think that you should play. $1.3 million. I think this is the third. $1.3 billion, excuse me. $1.3 billion. I believe this is the third largest jackpot in Lotto history, maybe.

Jesus. Just for shits and giggles. If you guys won. Yes. What would you do? What would you do if someone's at home crying all alone because he's hungry? And the only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money. And his daddy's going.

So you're smoking rock now, in and out of lockdown. You ain't got a job now. Well, $1.3 billion would help that. Yeah. It'll get rid of all of that. For you, this is a good time. For me, this is what I call real life. 1.3 billion?

Oh, man. That's, I don't know, man. That type of money, you literally can wake up and just do whatever the fuck you're thinking about. So that's what I'm asking you? Would you continue to pause? Disappear. Continue to pop. Absolutely.

Yeah, I'll definitely keep on. Yeah. For sure. That'd be the craziest partner. Yeah. I live in Monty Carlo for two months odd from there. Absolutely. Travel the world.

That's what you? Absolutely. Oh, thank you, Mom. Yeah, 1.3. I can't fuck this up by myself. I got a fucking legend. I got to everybody going to be like, you're going to talk about me 100 years after I'm going. Like, he hit that jackpot and, nigga, we saw the world. Every corner. We touched every corner of every beach, every ocean, every lake. We saw it. Absolutely.

$1.3 billion is a lot of money. But yeah, good luck. Whoever's playing. I know I played. I hope y'all played. Roy, what would you do? see I'm so paranoid I would end just Google I want to know what the taxes are

yeah 25% up to 25% an additional 13 uh hell within state and local yeah so it's like 37% if you get to love so up to 30 yeah take that 700 and eat shit I don't care

give me the other half of that yeah I'm cool what I'm complaining about I'll take 10 million fuck it are you kidding me I'll probably invest around 300 200 million of it no you won't you know you wouldn't You mean to invest in no $300 million. Nothing.

If you win $500 million, because if you can take the lump sum, you get half basically. So you walk away with $600 million. You're going to invest 50% of that into what? Apple? NFTs? I'm going to buy the letter NF and T. I will call Lawyana have a conversation. Oh, no, absolutely.

You got to have a financial person behind that. If y'all won the mega million, you know, Loyon is going to be the happiest person out of this entire. Loyon will never speak to me again if I win this $1.3 billion. Really? I am going to the fucking oldest account. Look at you switching up on Loyon. Wow.

Wow. No, I mean, I would let Loyal know like, hey, listen, taxes are looking great on this side, but I got everything in order. I would still talk to Loyal. But he wouldn't be hanging on. He could come on the yacht. Yeah, like he could come hang out. He wouldn't know what my account is older.

Are you kidding me? Hell, though. Loyon from the Bronx. He's still got that Bronx shit in him. That's true. He might try to lie me. I ain't. Listen, let me tell you something about them Bronx niggas.

I'm a Bronx nigga. I know. They'll line you. They'll be like, yeah, nah, something good to see you doing your thing. Y'all know. 10 niggas outside, all of a sudden, and two parked cars.

So we shouldn't tell you if we win, is what you're saying. Yeah. You know, no, don't tell me. Just text me and say, hey, things have changed. Things have changed. Yeah. I want to go in a different direction. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Things have changed. We know what I'm saying? We know we don't want to see you no more. Like we out. See me some shit like that. The government needs to let us know if they taxed in 37% of that $1.3 billion. Where's it going? What'd you do with that?

Yeah. Why is there a pothole on the street? Right. Nah, if you want to disappear with Hoffer, you ask those questions. That's up to you. He's buried right there. Yeah. Yeah, man, but $1.3 billion,

played a mega millions tonight. Good luck if you do. If you hit and you're listening to this show, I think that we are owed at least 10% of that. So yeah, man, because we told them about the Lado. Yeah, absolutely. Give us 10%. Those are a little 10% on that.

Let's see. Ed is about to do the lottery tax calculator. This is cool. Well, I can't... You're really bad at... This shit sucks because I can't even fucking put a decibel here, but whatever. Is that one million? You just have to put a three there.

No, that's what I'm doing. Oh, well, didn't do us. He doesn't know. He put 10.10 billion. I just got to the country. Is that a billion? All right, there we go. 1.3.

So, 25% federal. 8.82% state. So that means you would get 430. No, you keep 860,000. Oh, so a million. Yeah, you're giving that. About 500. God.

Damn. Yeah. Take it. You could take that. I wouldn't give a fuck. You could take that five on the middle. Take that shit. So now let me ask you.

Would y'all take it all at once? Yes. Or year by year? Yes. So everyone says to do the year by year shit. I believe it was Mark Cuban was like, man. Take that fucking money. Yes.

Give me that lump sum. Y'all not going to send the ninjas to take me out and head tap me. So I don't see my check next year. Now, we're not doing that. There's some clause for my grandkids when they owe them like, hey, yeah, the statute of limitations on your lottery ticket. Give me my lump sum and I'm gone. Yeah. That's it.

I still keep pardoned, but it'll be a. different backdrop every time y'all see me. They're going to be like, ooh, this is moving. He's everywhere. I might jump out of a plane with a mic. I'm doing, oh, at that point, you're just trying shit. You do whatever the fuck you want with $860 million. Are you kidding me?

How would the audio be if we jumped out of a plane trying to apply? What are we going to get? Insane. Look at Eddie already plotting on the high grade equipment. I'm thinking of the equipment. Can you imagine Edding trying to hold this equipment next to us jumping out of plane? Test the mic. That's a lot of fucking money, man.

Man. They say we're in a recession. They say nobody has money. And then the jackpot is $1.3 billion. They're taking $500 off the top. And they got the nerve to harass me about $1,500. This is crazy. Fuck you, IRS. This is crazy. YARS. This is crazy. Y'all have more than paid. But yeah, good luck to anybody that's playing. Hopefully, somebody hits that really, really, really needs it, man. I like to see when people that would just, like, down and didn't have shit hit, shit like this. That's what it's about. That's what this is a great thing.

for the weekend rory what you into nothing just chilling probably chilling are you guys gonna come see me at the locksmith probably where you're gonna be at this weekend oh sorry locksmith on Friday the locksmith on Friday the locksmith most okay no I'm gonna be there wow not coming through that can lie to you can't look at me eyes and lie to you at I try to get them no plans for the weekend I was gonna go out of town but my family came up to New York I didn't know they were gonna be here so I get to see the fam just chilling hopefully it's not too hot this weekend oh hopefully not last week was fucking crazy yeah that's

what I don't like about the summer it gets to 97 98 degrees in New York City. It's just, that's too fucking much. Keep us at 80 something. Keep us around 85. I'm cool with that being out summer. How many weeks left in summer? Six, five?

That's over. It's over. How are you feeling so far? Good. You look great. I think this is the best summer of music so far. You look great, Edith. You look great.

I'm just like 2016. I'm very confused words. He's getting at you like. Son, we had Drake drop, Kendrick Drop. Was it a good Drake job? I think it was a good. Was it a replayable Kendrick Drop? Hell yeah.

What you mean? Okay. Are you telling me you didn't like the Kendrick? You're talking about music in a summer. Kendrick's album was not a summer album. I was just in. Auntie Diaries went crazy. Yo, listen, man.

It's been real talking to y'all. We're out of here, man. Be safe this week and have fun. Catch us on Patreon, YouTube, Sirius XM, Stitcher. You guys are going on tour? Tor. Well, yeah, but, wait, are we announcing the full to, like,

the non-Patron people tomorrow? Let's get on sale when this episode drops. Oh, yeah. Well, shit. We should put that at the top. All right, we're adding this into the top. This is from the end because we're unorganized. We're on tour now.

Go get fucking tickets. Go get your tickets. We're on tour coming to a city near you. Hopefully, I believe we're still trying to finalize the L.A. venue. L.A. and New York for people that are asking. Lincoln, bio. So yeah, we're on tour.

We're on the road. I don't like to say tour. We're on the road. Yeah, it's doing a couple shows. Coming to shake some hands, hug some babies. The meet and greet tickets will be. We're up in Chris Brown on this one. since there's two of us.

That's good. $2,000 for the meet and greet. We're going to have baby shower, chairs. We can sit in the chairs. We got a baby shower. Me and Rory will be with Burberry. We make it a great fucking...

For $2,000, yeah. We're going to have a great time with this meeting greet. I'm kind of a ho. I'll do anything for $2,000. That's so nasty. Like, what you want for $2,000? That's so nasty.

Yo, I was laughing. Because you know, after this Chris Brown, those pictures went crazy. Remember when Lil Wayne said, she'll suck some dick for some truck. fit and then anytime anyone wore truck fit you're like, yo, you suck. How'd you get that t-shirt? My man, low-key, tweeted

that he was going to go to Little Baby and Chris Brown concert. And now I feel like men can't say they're going to that show because it's like, you know, you can't go crazy at that being green, aren't you? No, you can't have no meat and green picture with Chris Brown. You can go to the show. I can see Lowe and Chris doing like the prom pose. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can see that,

but then I got questions for Lowe. With some Air Force one. Yeah, I got questions. I'm like, what you was back there? Do I you pay $1,000 to meet Chris Brown, bro? Like, imagine that. Imagine paying $1,000 to, like, the dat photo with Chris Brown? Like, as a male, like, your fan just... Yeah, but imagine you pay the $1,000, and he don't even talk to you. He just, like, posed for a picture.

Yeah. You got to fight Chris at that. I'll be tight. You got to fight. Like, I paid a stack, and you ain't even speak to me? You're going to kick your ass. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't recommend swinging on Chris Brown.

Anyways. Yeah, man. We're on the road. Show near you soon. Starting in September. We'll be in the UK in the UK in November, I believe. So yeah, check the tour dates. Well, check the show dates.

And if we're in the city near you, come out. Come out. Come kick with us. Have a good time. And please throw the panties on the stage because I must smell. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yuck. 2022, we can't have no panties thrown on stage. They might cancel us for that too.

Or Haynes. Yeah. Well, man, you can throw your, uh, throw a du rag on stage for Rory. Ew. Can't wear a du rag. You can wear a du rag. They'll cancel me if I wear a duress. Really?

Yes. You think so? Well, yeah. Because it's not going to help my hair at all, number one. So I must be doing. Wait, Rory can't wear a duress. He can get canceled for wearing a... I believe it. You want to try it out?

It's appropriate in our culture. Oh, then this, we got to... Can we put a list together tomorrow for the people that needs to be canceled? I feel like we just shouldn't even talk about this because I don't want to get canceled. He's so scared. I'm terrified. Rory, would you wear white? Oh, my God.

Your hair would show through. No, he would get a red... It would look like a carrot cake. I said him a red duress. Yeah. be red or purple. Ew. I'm uncomfortable.

I'm sorry, man. What if I did the two-tone duress? No, okay. All right. If you're going to do it, just do a solid black. Yeah, we're not doing that. But anyway, we're out of here. Cape out?

Or I'd have to. Cape out. I'd have to tuck the cape out. No, cape out. You got to leave the cape out. Can I do it with the fitted? Nah, just doing, just the du rag with the cape out. That's it.

Remember that like one year where people were tying du rags around their arms? Like, and wrist. Yes, I do. Listen, man, it's been real. we're going to get out of here because that one no we're putting down that road we're doing what oh no it's no you could oh all right is that adam 22 with the du rag uh yeah it looks like it it it's not that's not oh 22 i think it is so wrong oh never mind it says uploaded by no jumper oh yeah is that him yeah he has a tattoo on his face yeah i think he's a lot of tattoos on his

head oh yeah all right um so listen man it's been um family weekend for you Family weekend. Just chilling, cleaning the house, listening to Beyonce because Rory recommended it. I recommended that's why you're going to listen to Beyonce. Yeah. I think you would listen to Biance without my recommendation. No, I mean, cleaning the house.

As you should. Cleaning the house. And you have to clean for your family. Absolutely. Do you fear because you have a twin and that's like in your genetics that you're going to have twins? Yeah. Yeah, I would scare me.

Is that a fear? It's not a fear, but I think about it. And I don't want to put, no, you talk about your nephew. Your sister has one kid. So, like, I feel like you now by default would be the one. that would have the twins. She didn't have twins with her first child. Or her kids might have twins.

I'm praying I don't have twins. Why? I just don't want that workload. That's a lot. Especially on the first one. Yeah, like, let me figure out how to do this baby thing for the first time.

And then if the second is a set of twins, so be it. I know how to do this thing. I want twins. I want two babies, but I don't want to be pregnant once. I thought she's about to say, I want two babies from two different dudes.

I was about, like, that's not with twins. Does the marriage look like that time? Could be her twins. Is it Irish? twins? Irish twins are when you are born in the same year, but it's from... Your culture is so nasty. Why would they name that? Irish people fucked a lot. That whole famine happened, bro. We had to get the population back.

Famine. Yeah, no more potatoes. All right, man. Listen, we're out of here, man. Let's close this thing out. Yeah, we're out of here. Have fun. Be safe this weekend. Play the mega millions. One point three billion. Somebody out out there needs it. Good luck. God bless. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace. No. On the Look Back at a podcast. That was a big moment for me. 84 was big to me. I'm Sam J.

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