New Rory & MAL - "Hey Guys": The Announcement of the Announcement

Episode Date: October 2, 2021

The boys take the time to catch the fans up with the future of the podcast, give some relationship advice, and more! We’re so excited for what’s coming next, and we know you are too! Thank you for... your loyalty and your patience, we love and appreciate you more than you know. Make sure you’re following us on our socials to keep up with everything New Rory & Mal! Twitter:@newrorynmal Instagram:@newrorynmal Like, comment, and make sure you’re subscribed to our YouTube page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits,
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Starting point is 00:00:47 Each episode, we pick a here, unpack what went down, and try to make sense of how we survived it. With our friends, fellow comedians, and favorite authors. Like Mark Lamont Hill on the 80s. 84 was a wild... It was a wild year. I don't think there's a more important year for black people. Listen to look back at it on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast, Eating While Broke, is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future.
Starting point is 00:01:18 This month, hear from top streamer, Zoe Spencer, and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum Pierre, as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up. there's an economic component to community striving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they failed. Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey guys. Mall and I here. Thank you so much for joining us.
Starting point is 00:01:54 You are such a creep. I don't know how to start the announcement episodes. It's not a regular episode. So I don't know like, hey guys. Thanks for joining us. Welcome back. We're here to... Welcome back.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Tell you about all the things going on in our lives and what the future will hold. Yes, let's tell them what the future will hold. I don't know what the future will hold. I've been really wrong about the future a lot of times. Yeah. I've noticed that. I've gone back and listened to a lot of things we've said. Never happened.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Never even came close? No, but I never claimed to know that that was going to happen. I just said, hey, this could happen. Yeah, yeah. But we do know... Things are happening. God willing, if... if we have the privilege of staying on this earth.
Starting point is 00:02:33 We have a lot of things coming up. Yes, we do. October, we will be taking the month to put together some sketch stuff. Do I wouldn't want to call it a press run, but we'll be on some friends podcast. Yeah. Because come November, we have kind of a big announcement. The announcement will happen before November, but we will be starting in November twice a week. Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:55 And we're just going to take October to run around and talk about, we want to announce the announcement. You got to announce the announcement. You know that's a thing. You got to go. We have to run around and tell our friends about the announcement. Yeah, you have to. But yeah, we have a lot of things to announce, a lot of things that we want to do, some things that we want to, some content that we want to create.
Starting point is 00:03:14 And so we need some time to get those things in order and to get things right. Yeah, because, I mean, even full transparency, like when everything did happen, Mo and I kind of had to get, put this whole thing together on the fly more. or less. Like we had to jump right back into shit. So we never really got a time to put together a structure and put everything in the way that we wanted it too. So in no way are we disappearing in the month of October. You guys will see us. You will hear our terrible opinions. You will see everything. But we are taking the month of October to kind of get together the remainder of the year and 2022, which will have us twice a week. We'll have way more sketches, way more visuals,
Starting point is 00:03:57 way more guests, way more random shit so. We ain't going nowhere. We ain't going nowhere. I'm not a bad way.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Because we're pod and for life we ain't. Contractually. Contractually, actually yes. Now I think about it. Rory made me sign my life away. I have no more social life even though I never had one to begin with.
Starting point is 00:04:25 That's also funny. me into sign of my life away. Mall and I were just having one of our many conversations about our potting schedule and the new contract that we did sign that we're thrilled about. No, ecstatic about it. Yeah, yeah. Really, really good partnership. They counted us out, Rory.
Starting point is 00:04:39 They thought we were dead. They did. They thought we were going to be homeless. Did they? No, they did. They hoped we would be. There you go. They hoped we did.
Starting point is 00:04:48 They hoped we were going to be homeless. I got news for them. It's not happening. No, I actually just purchased home. A very lovely home, by the way. I'm a homeowner. Rory purchased a lovely home. Congrats to my God, Rory. I will be there.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Whether you invite me or not, I'm just going to show up. Plenty of veteran. Yeah, show up and do what the fuck I want to do at your house. And I think I'm, but I'm too old to have the party house, right? No. You actually, you're actually the perfect age. Because you can have, like, you can be the responsible guy at the parties now. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:18 You know what I mean? Like, now you can't get as drunk. You have to make sure everybody else is kind of okay. Like, that's your role. I'm at the age of. Someone take his keys. Exactly. Like, I'm not letting you drive, buddy. You're at that age. You're at that age. And like nothing will break. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll know who to invite. Yeah, put all the china away and give out the paper plates and the plastic cups.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Responsible party. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. A housewarming. More or less. A multiple housewarming. Yeah, we're going to warm your house. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Don't worry about it. Oh, wow. I'm going to make sure. Yeah, I'm going to make sure we warm your house. Oh, yeah, Rory. Don't worry about it. An excessive amount of small gatherings at the same time. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Got you. Correct. Correct. But, yeah, man. I'm excited. You know, we finally got what we wanted. Yes. And we're in good company, great company.
Starting point is 00:06:01 The contract was so cool that I had to double back with our lawyer. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, I'm not, I'm going to tell you, like, Biggs definitely, he, we talked on the phone, he was like, yo, how does it feel? I say, you know, honestly, man, I can't even put it into words, man. It was a lot of emotions, but the one thing I do love about it is it just feels good. It does.
Starting point is 00:06:23 This feels good. There's a transparency, a lot of transparency. We have the right people in our corner. We're in business with the right people, good people, great people to have the same type of vision we have. And understand the space. Understand the space. So it's just, you know, this, everything happens for a reason. You know, a few months ago we went through a thing.
Starting point is 00:06:44 And, you know, we had a lot of conversations for Rory. We were trying to figure things out, you know, which direction to go in, what we wanted to do. So, you know, we have, it's been a long road. It's not, it hasn't been a long time, but it's been a long road. And I think we landed on the right side, man. For sure, for sure. And I mean, we definitely took our time. in that hyperactive short period of time,
Starting point is 00:07:09 but so much happening at once to meet with everyone, and this felt like the best option. So I'm excited to announce it, but we are taking this episode just to let you guys know that we will. I definitely not going dark for October. No, no, no. There'll be plenty of content.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Yeah, it just won't be the weekly podcast. Yeah, we just have to get. But you will see us. We will be visible. We will hear us. But we're working, man. We're putting some really dope things together. Yeah, I'm very,
Starting point is 00:07:35 very, very excited. But I mean, I guess we can make this a half quick episode and just talk to the people real quick because they sent more a bunch of nice birthday text messages and things of that nature. They did, man. Birthday happened. Did you do anything for your birthday? I didn't do nothing, man. I chilled all day.
Starting point is 00:07:54 I just got something to eat. You know, I wanted to do a dinner at a private room somewhere, but all of these restrictions and, you know, Vax cards and this and that. It just made it difficult to try to get everybody. in one room. So I'm going to do something probably sometime in the next couple weeks, though. Just got to plan it out better.
Starting point is 00:08:14 But yeah, man, I'm just happy to see another year. Grateful for all the texts and emails and FaceTime's and tweets and DMs. Everybody that hit me to wish me happy birthday. I appreciate it. I never make my birthday a big deal, but... It's nice to know other people. Everybody tried to make it a big deal.
Starting point is 00:08:31 So whatever. Well, if you didn't send him a birthday text, Send him a happy belated one to 917 810-2295. If he doesn't respond, I'm going to say thank you for wishing more happy. I'll respond. I know you will respond. I will respond because I appreciate when people, you know, take their time to reach out. No, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:08:50 They were still asking for relationship advice through things. I'm not quite sure why. Listen, we are the relationship advice. We have to just own it. I mean, I think we're doing a great job saving relationships. Amazing at relationships. Yeah, I think we're the perfect guys for it. I've been single for 29 years.
Starting point is 00:09:06 That's just my person. I'm here. I'm here for it. But, yeah, DeMaris, you can read off some of the questions if they have any. Yeah, we'll add a little bonus segment to our announcement segment. Yeah. The announcement of the announcement. Yeah, no matter what, we want to help people.
Starting point is 00:09:19 We want to be here to help people. Okay, so wait, wait, wait, because you bought me a birthday gift. I did. That wasn't really you. No, it's not for me at all. This is from Kiara Lopez. The homie. Yeah, she says, dear mall.
Starting point is 00:09:33 you so much for being you. I used to be one of the mallers two cool haters on your hiatus. Wow. Whoa. Okay. On your hiatus, I realized I missed your grown man energy. See? Can I stop right there? See how fast they do? You know how many DMs I get that are like that with a backhand compliment? Like, yo, you used to annoy the fuck out of me, but you're all right now. But you're cool. You're cool. So it's like, okay. All right. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. That's cool. On your hiatus, I realized I missed your grown man energy. You dress immaculate. Oh, I dress immaculate. Thank you. And at one point, I forgot. how significant that is when people wear wild shit just to try and look cool.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Thank you for defending black women consistently. I'm just listening. I'm just reading. Listen, I don't know what's happening. Maul, please keep giving that Bronx bad bitch. First of all, Hey. First of all, Kiara, I am not a bad bitch from the Bronx.
Starting point is 00:10:24 This is from Bronx Nova. This is not from Bronx Nova. That's definitely a Bronx Nova. Please keep giving that Bronx bad bitch beautiful energy vibes. Your calmer, really. is beautiful and I can't wait to see what more you have in store. I appreciate you and what you are bringing on this new journey. I love your podcast. From the skits to the genuine conversations, they do not seem like interviews. I will continue to support you in your endeavors.
Starting point is 00:10:45 P.S. I'm waiting for podcast merch as well. Podcast merch is what podcast merch is coming. Part of our. We didn't want to rush that. We didn't want to look horny out here. So thank you, Kiara Lopez. And there was two other women that are supporters. I don't know if you're going to read Nainers. Nainers on socials. This is Nina. Hello, Nina. She says, Dear Maul, thank you so much for filling me with joy and laughter for so many years. You were always in my favorite and still are. You always held your own and stood on what you believed and whether anyone agreed or not. And thank you for always defending and standing up for black women. We don't get that a lot these days. On girls who love, I was the girl who voted
Starting point is 00:11:22 you, Beyonce. Wait a minute. So now I'm a bad man from the Bronx and I'm voted Beyonce. And remember, I was a little salty that they voted you as Beyonce. Yeah, like I'm trying to understand I fuck with Kelly and Michelle. I just don't know if... Yeah. Okay. I was the girl who voted you, Beyonce. I still stand by that no matter what you think.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Okay. And lastly, thank you for continuing to give us amazing content with new Rory and all. I can't wait until you guys have live shows. We have some live shows coming as well. That will be announced very soon as well. You'll always have a supporter in me. I hope you enjoy the gifts. We personally picked out for you and can't wait to see how you style the merch.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Love you, Molly Mall. And then there was one more young lady. The Cold Work. French is her name. Hey, Ma'all, it's French from the old girls who love podcast. Just showing you some love and appreciation because this new growth deserves recognition for people like me who've been listening to you since your first episode on the prior pod. I love to see you finally in your comfort zone opening up and letting us more into your life.
Starting point is 00:12:17 I want to thank you for providing a listening experience that made me fond of you so much that I feel like we're family. I have so much love and respect for you. Nothing but the best wishes on all your endeavors. Those three women have been such amazing. I appreciate that, man. love them. And this,
Starting point is 00:12:33 I know I gave you, this is from the four of us actually. Yeah, no, this is Rory, so Rory, so Rory got to open it. This is from the four of y'all. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:12:41 I want to just leave Rory out. I was just the delivery person. Okay, they gave me a, I think this is a wine glass. Yes. With my initial M on it. Okay, appreciate that. This is,
Starting point is 00:12:51 first of all, you are a Bronx bad bitch because you're doing an unboxing video on a podcast. This is nasty, right? This is dope, though. They see, they know me. They gave me a marijuana.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Marijuana. Prescription marijuana. Prescription only to store my cannabis in. This is dope. I will be filling this with some gelato 33 tonight. I just got some. So I got to put that in there. They call weed gelato now?
Starting point is 00:13:16 Yeah, absolutely. Oh, you're definitely wearing that in Miami. And where? In Miami. That's that Miami teal. I know that's your favorite color. Hey. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Oh, look at that. That's nice. I'll give this to an unsuspecting Harley that didn't know she was sleeping over. You know, you know, they, you know, they like that. Of course. I can't, I can't wear this. You can't wear yourself on your shirt?
Starting point is 00:13:40 I think that's, no, you know, you know, you know, it's over when she asked, can I have the shirt that smells like you? Yeah, yeah. Oh, they gave me a rolling tray. Oh, these women know me. To go with it. Yeah, they know me. These women know me.
Starting point is 00:13:51 They know me well. Edon, I'm sorry, you got to sweep all this shit up. That's okay. No, it's great. Oh, the matching crew neck. Oh, so I can give this to another unsuspect. expecting Harley-Chile out. How do you choose which one they get?
Starting point is 00:14:03 She can steal you. Well, this is for the one that, you know, is like she still might be going home. But it's like kind of chilly out. Okay. Or if you're kicking out, you know, in this time of year, it gets really cold in the morning. Yeah. Warms up by the afternoon. You're going to kick her out so early that she may need some type of warm.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Oh, no, this is perfect for the walk of shame, right? So when you could put this over like the dress and just like walk out with the flip-flops. Here's where this may backfire on you, though. See, I could give you. you to walk a shame couture if you let me i can do it for you this this may backfire on you though because that allows shorthy to then put on her IG story a selfie of her in the mall crewneck thus saying look where i'm leaving she got it for merch it's merch she got that online from somewhere i don't know see oh an aurorian mall mug yeah they actually sent me a a bed for basley with our logo on it
Starting point is 00:14:52 really a dog bed yeah oh that's right and they made some great merch for me some wine stuff that they're amazing shout out to them shout out to the ladies they know me man they gave me a rolling tray a weed jar and a wine glass. That's how I'm texting me out. Let's get some advice out here, ma'am. Okay. So I'm going to leave people's names out of this. What's up, y'all?
Starting point is 00:15:15 I'm balding badly at 24 and I haven't been able to get with any girls. Any girls ever since it started to happen. Any advice. Escort. Yeah. I don't think escort has ever said, are you balding? I don't think that's, I've never seen that in the Craigslist. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Yeah, they don't stop because you're bald. Back page doesn't discriminate. Yeah, get an escort. I mean. Listen, man, as someone, you guys say that I'm not balding, but we all see our faults before everyone else.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Mm-hmm. Taper the sides. Taper the sides. Fade. I feel like if you're bald and you have a full beard, I feel like that's okay now. I don't think that hair is really a thing if you have a beard. I think that that's something that women
Starting point is 00:15:56 bypass and they don't care about it. As long as you have a full. Or buy a beard. Yeah, or buy a beard. Or just give Rick. because chicks don't really give a fuck. Yeah, get to the bag, too. If you get to the bag, they don't even recognize what you look like anymore.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Focus on your account, not your edges. Exactly. I like that, Rory. Focus on your account, not your edges. All right. Yo, this girl I'm messing with is pregnant. I ain't going to lie. I was making her a casual toaster strudel.
Starting point is 00:16:22 And she sent me to pregnancy tests. She's not getting an abortion, but she won't take a paternity test either. I'm not trying to be on some deadbeat shit, but come on, my hands are tied. And he should have pulled out of her toast. strudle. See, that was the problem. He left the, he left the cream and her struel too long. Pull out of the toast stood next time. What's you asking my advice? Is she not getting the abortion? I don't know what to tell you. Like, congrats, man. Let us send his pictures. The fuck?
Starting point is 00:16:47 Fucking new Rory and more for you. Is that it? Oh, we got more? Okay. Can the baby do our new drop? Word. Put these babies to work. I can't. If you were dating a bisexual woman and she slept with another. the woman behind your back, how would you feel? I think y'all are weird that have an issue with this. But I've been told plenty of men. I have an issue with this.
Starting point is 00:17:11 I don't have an issue with that. I mean, I would just say, why are you being stingy? But I wouldn't really be mad. I'm like, are you being stingy? Like, it takes a lot of weight off of me. Yeah. I never understood. I'm not mad at that.
Starting point is 00:17:23 I don't see. I know guys that have gotten mad at that and consider that cheating. So if you're a girl is at a party and drunk and instead of going home with you, she goes home with another girl. won't be mad. No, no, no, no. See, now you're changing the whole. I'd still be ecstatic. Give me the night off. Oh, we cheating the night? We cheating? Let me know. I didn't know he was cheating. Because I got my own baby with the curls right there, so let me know so I can shoot my shit. Fuck that. Let me know when a spare room with
Starting point is 00:17:52 the party is open. Yeah, I'm now leaving with a woman while I'm there. That's a little crazy. But if like, I know my girl has a friend that she occasionally messes around with and she tells me that she did and here's the thing I would I may judge my girl in her selection I may feel a way if it's like a
Starting point is 00:18:11 good taste yeah yeah she ain't got good taste that's gonna cause a argument like you can't be out here messing with no whack chicks like yeah
Starting point is 00:18:17 we're not doing that she looked like she smelled like yeah like and she's a hoe I heard she give it up to you know it's like come on your girl can't cheat on you
Starting point is 00:18:25 with another woman that's a hoe that's insane can women be hosed together like absolutely how
Starting point is 00:18:32 what you mean they just start licking cat all over the street. Listen, I believe in double standards and I'm a misogynist. So I don't think, I think, you know how like negatives cancel out each other? Mm-hmm. If a woman is sleeping with a lot of women, that'll make her a ho. She makes her curious and a free spirit. She's just getting to know her gender. That makes her a Republican? Makes her unvaccinated. Yeah, one or the other. Okay, whatever. Yeah. And I'm not mad at that, though. That, to me is, you know, women with women is just sex. Dating a bisexual woman,
Starting point is 00:19:03 can be a lot. It's a lot. Dating whatever sexual woman can be a lot. Yeah. What else we got? It's rapid fire. What's good, Rory and all? I need a reason for my girl to break up with me besides cheating any advice.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Hey, I'd like to get rid of her. Hey, I'd like to break up with you. I'm broke. Lost my job. I don't like Beyonce. That's a good one too. There are very few men who just be like, yo, yeah, this ain't working. You can't, first of all, that's not realistic. You can't just tell a woman.
Starting point is 00:19:40 And try to make you hate them and they wait for you to leave. Really? That's what they do. I've done that before. You try to make a hate you? Of course. I mean. And then you start feeling like, how do you not hate me yet?
Starting point is 00:19:52 Why do you still love me? What's wrong with you? I mean, yeah, I think that, listen, man, don't. If you just don't waste somebody. time. I think that if you feel like it's getting to the point where you don't like your partner or you're falling out of love and your eyes on somebody else and you're, you know, you're spending time texting or talking to somebody else and you kind of feel like your attention is being pulled away and it's not there anymore. Just be honest, man. Don't waste, no. I feel like people,
Starting point is 00:20:20 it's going to hurt either way. Whether you say, it's not. I know you have never been in a relationship. Just be honest with her. I mean, it's like that's ever worked. Listen, we got to be, listen, you got to be real. It's going to hurt regardless. If you give it to her raw, straight up or if you drag it on, I feel like she would love the fact that she didn't waste her time. She's going to be mad anyway, but like I think she'll find the silver line and then at least oh yeah, she's still, fuck, every. Break up with her in Starbucks.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Yes. Or in her place. Yeah, do not break up with her in your crib. I will give you that advice. Do not do that. I have seen a woman break stuff in her own house when we were arguing. That's fine. That was just the sign.
Starting point is 00:21:01 I was like, all right, if you'll break all your shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't come back in my home. Yeah, yeah, that's totally fine. You can break your shit, make all the noise you want in your house. When the cops show up, I'm going to just be sitting there in the middle of all the trash. Like, I don't live here and I did not do this. So whatever.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Or just tell you you're gay. That should get it done. I don't know, man. Progression. Yeah. All right. Last one, and this is a random one. Both of you, can you tell them your favorite conspiracy theory that you truly believe?
Starting point is 00:21:30 that you truly believe to be fact. My favorite conspiracy theory? Um, hmm. The moon one is just hysterical to me. Like, that's just funny.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Are you detected? We landed on the moon in what, 1965 or some shit and we don't fact check here and I'm ignorant. We landed like, what, 1965? We ain't been back yet.
Starting point is 00:21:59 We've been everywhere else. Yeah, that's true. But they was like, nah, we're good now. And the fact that they said they planted a flag. They said that shit like they went to the grand opening of a new club and went, nah, it's not it. It's not it.
Starting point is 00:22:11 It's not it. It's not it. It's not it. We ain't going back. We went to the moon. Go look at that footage now. They are chilling on a Hollywood set. That one's just funny.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Like they're jumping up and down like, ooh, no gravity. Yo. There was that sky zone the whole time. That was the first sky zone that we saw when they went on the, the moon? That's a trampoline right there. He's trying to breathe heavy like he's in space. One long step. Yeah, that one, the landing on the moon is definitely one.
Starting point is 00:22:43 This is hilarious. And the flag just just chilling. Yeah. Just chilling straight up. I like the, um, I like the whole thing in Area 51. Well, you weren't going to raid with us. Oh, no, I wasn't going to find out. But do you believe it now that the Pentagon has come out and said that there's, there is
Starting point is 00:23:03 aliens. they have been, they've been known about this shit. I've always believed that there's other life form out there. I don't understand how people don't believe that. The galaxy and the universe is we haven't, there's still so much we haven't discovered. So I don't know how people could feel like we're the only form of life in the entire universe. But yeah, I absolutely believe in aliens. I just think that the whole area 51 and storming it and all.
Starting point is 00:23:28 I think that's just a little, you know. I mean, where's the world? area of 49 or 50 and how many areas are there? Yeah, like how many areas are there? Why we focus on 51? Yeah. Trying to throw us off. That's what I'm saying. That whole thing is just you know, that's just always fun to read about. But I one million
Starting point is 00:23:48 percent believe that there's other life form out there and on this planet as well. Listen, man, I've gone for years about conspiracy theory. Yeah. I watched a good conspiracy theory doc the other day on Netflix. I forgot the name of it. I'll get to you, but I don't know how I started watching it, but it's just crazy how one citing, one video back in 1958 could lead to like years of research and history and was the video real and was it edited and was it like, it's just like, fam, this person probably literally was outside and just caught some, that probably was a helicopter. Well, you know, we also, many religions are based off something from 10,000 centuries.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Someone just like wrote down. Like, yo, this happened. Yeah. And we just raised our kids. We just raised our kids to believe it too. I think currency is a hysterical conspiracy. Like money? Yeah, banks.
Starting point is 00:24:45 They said we're about to run out in a couple weeks. I saw that next Tuesday. I think we're all out of money. That contract we signed. They just better have that. That's one fucking thing I do. I don't want to hear any. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Like, yo, the government. No, no, no, fam. No, no, we're not doing that. sending that wire through, fan. I don't get a fuck what the government ran out of. It better be some money in this building somewhere. I know that. To do the, yo, I got robbed me.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Yeah, I know. You rob me for everything. I know. Send the wire through, fan, before we tear all this shit up. Yeah. Yeah, but that's just wow the government running out. What the fuck is happening right now? Well, gold, the dollar was based off a value of gold at one point, I believe.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Again, I'm ignorant. So, Philmy mentions how stupid I am, I don't mind. That value has drastically changed. So money itself doesn't have very much value at all to begin with on what it started out as Because they were printing so much of it So I don't know now. There's going to be like, well, should we print more and just lower the value of it again and just have the whole market crash again? But see, all of this is very very It's just interesting how things happen like now, you know, they said
Starting point is 00:25:53 President Biden is that he announced that they're going to be monitoring any activity In your bank account if you have over $600. So like that was that's fucked on. Zell, Cash App, if you're moving or receiving more than 600, they're going to start monitoring that. And it's just interesting now that they're saying that the government is running out of money, which I'm guessing is physical cash that they're talking about. Yeah. So naturally, everyone would have to go to a digital type of cash.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Well, that's why I always laughed at cryptocurrency, because I'm like, well, our currency is kind of crypto at this point. Right, exactly. So it's just, it's interesting how all of these things start to have. It's like a domino effect. We just have short-term memory now, so we don't remember things from last month. And it's just funny how when you go back and just start reading things that happen, everything connects some way somehow. So the government announcing that the country's running out of money with the president announcing that if you have over $600 in your cash app, Zell, all of these cryptocurrency type of things, they're monitoring it. Taxes, they need their money back.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Yeah, this is not a coincidence. And like I said, it's their money. We're just borrowing it. Whether we earned it or not. They just gave us $1,400 a piece a few months ago. Now they're talking about they broke. Like, fan, where are we living at again? What the fuck is going on?
Starting point is 00:27:04 But they better have that money in that contract. I know that. With all that being said, every dime in that contract better be there. That's what I do. Listen, that IRS come March 22? Yeah. Fudging expenses.
Starting point is 00:27:21 It's a little different this go around. Yeah. Much, much different. But prayers for everyone involved, myself included. Yeah, me included. I have enough tax problems. If I don't see for me or hear from me in a few, just know that.
Starting point is 00:27:32 they got me. Oh, I already got some IRS notice for 22 grand out of nowhere after I fixed all my IRS problems. No, they let you know they're watching you. It's just like, yo, you got about this. The back end. What happened to that? I paid this.
Starting point is 00:27:45 No, no, no, no. They didn't get they cut. I'm getting letters from states I never even lived in that say, yo, you owe me some money, man. You made some money here one time. Yeah, exactly. Like, so? Yeah, I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:27:58 I don't know what's going on with this, with the government. Remember we thought our grandparents were crazy when they didn't want to put their money in banks and wanted to keep it in the house? You're like, no, I'm going to keep my cash. I remember people laughed at me when I said the cash was underneath the mattress. Everybody laughed at me. I'm king in this country. I got cash. The government don't have cash.
Starting point is 00:28:17 They're out. I got cash. You got to come see me. You got to come see me. Everybody laughed at me. Everybody laughed at me. They do have the armed forces, though. Like, I don't know how well that's going to withstand against your block.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Yeah, we won't. We won't last. Here, take the money, fan. That won't be a long fight. Yeah, man, before we wrap up, again, we'll be back November 2nd. And from there, we will be putting out episodes twice a week. But through the entire month of October,
Starting point is 00:28:46 we'll be putting out other types of content, some BTS stuff, some sketches. We'll be on some of y'all favorite other podcasts. Yeah. Some random podcasts. So make sure you're following us on socials, Rory Moll. We'll be posting all updates there. But yeah, we are not disappearing for the month.
Starting point is 00:29:05 We are just preparing for November and putting out some different type of content. So I'm actually excited for October and November. Yeah, I'm excited for this next journey, this new journey. Again, it just feels good being with the right people and having the right team in place now to do a lot of the things that we want to do. that we talked about doing. So yeah, we'll be back November 2nd. Mm-hmm. A new look.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Well, definitely a new look. New sound. Mm-hmm. New structure. Definitely a new approach. Whole new approach to this podcast and thing. And it's time to have some fun, man. The hard part is over with it.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Yeah, and finally, like, some, you know, unique guests, some unique third mics, some random friends that have nothing to do with podcasting. or celebrity or any of that bullshit, just funny people we know from around the way. Like, we're definitely going to experiment in a unique way. Have fun, man. I feel like podcasting got too,
Starting point is 00:30:10 because it became such a big money business. It got too, you know, structured. And it's like, man, let's have some fucking fun. Don't, this too structured, corny shit is like, man, let's just have fun, man. Yeah. Let's have fun. For sure.
Starting point is 00:30:25 And in the meantime, if you do want to talk to us, 917, 810, 2295, both Mall and myself will be replying there. We could shoot the shit in the meantime. And yeah, there'll be an announcement, I guess, in two weeks maybe, maybe less. Congrats, man. Congrats to you as well. Yeah, congrats.
Starting point is 00:30:44 We did what we wanted to do, what we said we would do. And what some people didn't think was possible. Yeah. So I got to thank you. Thank you to the listeners. Thank you. Guys fucking are the reason that we're here. The major part, the only part that we're still here is for the listeners, the loyal fan base,
Starting point is 00:31:05 the people that support, the people that don't support, people that try to figure out if they still want to support. Yeah, I appreciate all of y'all, man. Listen, this is all fun for me. This is all, you know, it's all a learning experience and it's something that we're still building, still growing. But we have the right team in place. We have the right people behind us now.
Starting point is 00:31:26 So now it's time to really have some fun with this. For sure. So yeah, we'll see y'all November 2nd. Be safe until then. Again, follow us on socials. We're going to keep you updated on everything that we're doing, everything that's coming and everything that's coming, everything that's happening. And yeah, man, be safe and enjoy yourselves while we're going.
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