New Rory & MAL - New Rory & Mal: Best of 2025 | Part 1

Episode Date: December 26, 2025

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everybody. We got you with the first installment of our Best of 2025. Enjoy! #volume All lines provided by hardrock.betSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human. The volume. Wait, now, hold on, because I have a, we have our first voicemail submission for the Valentine's Day. Really? Oh, we're starting out the gate. I thought we're going to play them all on Valentine's Day. Should we give a little, just a little tease for people to still submit?

You want to play them all on Valentine's Day? Well, no, we can tease this one because there's still another week. And, like, we're just going to not, like, consider it for, like, a week. No, it could set the tone that everyone. that comes after this is trash. Okay, I like that. This could set the tone. Now you're using your fucking... So this could be a promo.

I'm with that for the first one. But you guys do still have shit. Two weeks almost. Yeah. To submit... No, it ends. You have until February 11th. Okay. February 11th. So you have some time. You even have a weekend to write. You have a week. Yeah. Got a week.

I got to write my freestyle. Y'all can write y'all shit to take me them all out. They were upset. I wrote one of the rules that we came up with is that you know, you can't try to, there's only one submission per person. So you can't try to shoot at me and shoot at all. Like the buys, they can't try to get both of us. Yeah, you have to pick a gender.

Yeah, I said pick a struggle. Pick a struggle. Date and me and date and mall, pick a struggle, babe. Yeah, that'd be a rough one. Wait, wait, what are you trying to say right now? Why would that be a rough one? That's someone that was dating you and Baby D at the same time. I think we can all say that being you.

That's a 13th and 14th reason. But we're going to roll the voicemail and listen to this young man's submission. And I haven't heard it yet. I just heard him say that he was submitting. So I'm excited. Okay. Hello, crew. My name is Eric Crumbled from Kansas City.

Did he sing, chocolate rain? I watched you guys, day one, listening to you guys as well. He got the voice. You're phenomenal. This is a Valentine's message for my favorite. Pause for a second. man bird.

This must be one of those 40-year-olds that was in your TikTok DMs for sure. Don't do that. I don't think so. He recorded this on a Bluetooth in his ear. I heard his voice and I was like, oh, his voice is pretty deep. This is the bone collector. I saw that movie.

What's that's talking about? I should bring a gun when I drive? Yeah, like, you fucking kidding me? He drives a taxi and fucking kills his victims. Go ahead. My Irish. I'm quite a connoisseur of wine. My favorite.

This is a serial killer. A nice furlough. Okay. And this is a poem entitled Merlo for Baby Dee. Okay. Is it me or is it the place where we? A mist fields of plum and oak. Shimmering texture bends with agility.

As you dance, supply, I spin you watching earnestly. You say supply? Lay, set blow from orange. finishing at eternity. Your bouquets fragrance and the anticipation of your taste moves man's palace to thirst. Eager to draw your full body closer to me. He said he was eager. Ride my tongue, sweetness.

He went left. I am. Yeah, the cops just raided his house. Ma. They kicked the door in. Ma. You wasn't feeling his wine tasting? D'Maris is the vineyard in that.

You ain't catch the old? He said my bouquets, fragrance. Yo. Come on now. Yo, man. Oh, my God. Baby, Dee, I was crushing grapes. I will never let Baby Dee go anywhere with that man.

Are you kidding? Stop. No, because I do want people to send in good poems. Baby Dee. I don't want people to sing good poems in two. That wasn't a good poem. Yes, it was. It was a good poem.

It was the delivery. made me... What was good about that bowl? He had some entendres, but let me check my... He had some entendres. My pedophile app that I... What was his name and address?

Because he's definitely on that shit. No, I don't think so. I mean, I was... You know, the... A fender watch. The writing of the tongue at the end, I think he jumped off the bridge a little bit, but I think before that...

He had a wet dream, but he was awake. Ride muddard. So he nutted. Surrogens. Ride... Ride my tongue. Eight piece, clip that. Ride my tongue, sweetness.

Ride my tongue. Is this Bubba from Forrest Gump? Ride my tongue, sweetness. Sounds like junk. Coffee. Yo, it's some sick niggas in the world, man. You can't make fun of the, people aren't going to want to submit.

All right, I'm sorry. Yo, that was amazing, dog. You got to send, like, if we genius that and, like, get the lyrics, he was talking some shit. He was just how he presented it was a little creepy. All right, so that's what I'm laughing. I don't think it was creepy.

He called a voice. That's how you end up on the 10 o'clock news because you don't think this shit is creepy. Well, we, how, no, this is what I'm saying. You're going to walk right into it. Okay, what time you want to pick me up? Whoop right upside your fucking ass. Now you're in the trunk in a fucking glad, fucking garbage bag. Well, he's not, what I'm saying is it wasn't like it was uninvited.

We told him to write a poem. Yeah, some risk. With some Riz. If you want to take me out. He called the number and did what we asked him to do. Yeah, but we didn't ask him. going to put that filter on there. That's his voice. Ride my tongue sweetness.

What is that shit? Ride my tongue sweetness. You're jacking that? You feel that? He sounds like his Adam's Apple big, and that's a good sign. She going to end up in the trunk. I'm telling you, this is what's going to happen with Baby T. Look at what she's interested in. Well, Roy, he's driving us around.

He's going to end up in the trunk with you. Soon as I go pick this weird, nigga. Both are yon the truck talking about how we're going to get out of here. Yeah. You set her a poem. I could just, you want the keys? I would never do that. I'll bring my gun.

Yo, that dude is, he's from where Pete's from. Kansas City. So is he going to fly if he wins? Like, is he going to, because I'm down to drive and pay for the meal, but I, he ain't going to fly. We did say that the people who are in the, who are in the tri-state area or like immediately close to us will give them a prize. They won't be the date. but okay yo that is funny as fuck

I think that was a good way to pop it off I think the bar's pretty hot right now yeah no he set the he set the bar he set the tone he said he ain't he not bullshit somebody got who gonna be ride my tongue who gonna beat that he like he ain't tight me he got straight to it you feel he and if you've been to a winery

there was some wordplay there he went kind of crazy but he said plum he called her plum and oak plum and oak you know what I think this is I think this is hate because I don't think I've I've went through the voicemails is there any from all yet

They're all for Baby D. 90 for more yet. You can't even get these chicks to run. Yo. Thank y'all. Appreciate it. Dude, too. Yeah, you can't even get the fellas to rhyme for you.

I'm cool. Thank you. This is America. Will you listen to any of the poems that the fellas sent for you, though? For the merch. And I don't got to be a date, but for the gift. Baby D. One thing I can promise you is if any niggis send a poem in here for me, we are not listening to that.

Okay. Thanks, we play in that shit on a pod. Me and DeMaris will listen to it live on air when Maul goes to the bathroom. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to sit here. I'm not listening to that shit. Because if a dude call and tell me to ride his talk, we're going to have a problem. Y'all want content?

What's the issue? Y'all want content. It's for art purposes. Yeah, I know. Art. Back to Kanye's wife and everything. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Wait, what do you mean I don't like albums?

I don't like albums. When the last time you liked an album? Maul, put your mic in front of your face, please. Yo. Talking to me in 2025? Put your mic in front of your face? Put your mic in front of your face. Yo.

What you mean was the last time I liked an album? I like music. It's you guys that think music is in the fucking shitter. It is. I think there's great music. Well, we just, we did our 20th. Executives and label heads will tell you it's in the shitter. Well, that's, I mean, that's.

Yeah, go ahead. That's a money. That's a money thing. Oh, you mean like the art is still alive? Yeah. No, y'all see. When we went through up in this, Neangelo bullshit. Yeah, let's talk about that.

Oh, God. Let's talk about that group chat last night. You had to. Look, I'm doing my juice cleanse. So I'm trying not to get too worked up. You know what I'm saying? And here you go. Last night, I was going to bring up.

I'm glad you did. In the group chat, here come Rory and fucking DJ drama and fucking Don Cannon and all these fucking guys. Calling them Don is funny. And all these fucking guys texting and talking about, yeah, man. You know, man, this shit is a hit, man. And I'm like, look, this is what's wrong. This is why every year you, y'all keep saying rap is dying.

Because look at the shit that you're a champion and y'all push. There's worse songs out, though. I'm not saying it's not. I'm not saying it's not. We were like purposely trying to piss them all off a little bit. But then it worked. Yes. And I hate when it works.

Because once we saw that it was working, we leaned all the way into it. And I even, you know, he was like, Landryel ball right. He even started blending. He even put on his fucking Serrado and started blending the Leangelo ball record with fucking. With Canon. With Canon by Lowland. Like, this is the shit I'm dealing with at night in the group text.

I'm like, okay. So y'all just have. And then I had to ignore them because I knew what they. they was trying to do. It sounds awful. It was a joke in the group chat. No, for sure. For sure.

It wasn't a serious blend. Yeah. But it was so easy. We were actually going to have a serious conversation, but you know when someone in the group chat starts to get upset. You have to make them even more upset. I had even brought up the fact, once Maud said it's Leangelo Ball. Like, are we serious?

What about real artists? I said at one point, there was wheelchair Jimmy from the grassy, and he was making music on MySpace and all of us. we're like, yeah, what's going on with hip hop, man. So I'm, what I'm saying is Leandro has the potential to be Drake. That is what y'all was saying. That's exactly what y'all was trying to say in the chat. Y'all was trying to like piss me off.

I'm like, all right, man, y'all have at it, man. I'm not even, I'm not reading and I'm not responding no more to it. Fuck it, man. I'm choosing peace in 2025. Okay, but when we did get serious to what DeMaris was kind of saying just now, why are we drawing the line at Leangelo ball? I think it's a catchy right. record, do I think it's incredible? No, but people that are not real artists have been making

shitty hip hop since I was born. Like, I'm not now mad that Leangelo Ball has one song that's kind of catchy. No, but this is, but the issue that I have with it, and cool, shout out to Leangelo Ball. Glad he got a record. But my thing is, then you'll sit here and say artists like Ice Spice and all these people that they champion. It's terrible and it's bad for music. And it's fucking, you're putting out bullshit music and you're giving all these. these quote-unquote artists that aren't even artists, these looks that real artists can't get, that real artists can't,

don't have the opportunity to, you know, have. And this is why, because you have a record now that is catchy for the first 12, 12, 15 seconds on TikTok. And then now it's like, oh, rolling loud, oh, this. And then you got real music guys in a group chat with me talking about like, nah, that shit going to go. Like, get the fuck. They're also DJs and know what we'll play it apart.

That shit, drama's not playing at a party. After those 15 seconds, nobody wants to hear that song. I think because of the moment at a party, that would work right now. I'm not saying for the rest of the year, like, this song's going to stick around. But if that played at a party this weekend, everyone would be happy about it. Wouldn't play all three minutes. But that is, it's a moment. Everybody at the party is a fucking robot and is on their fucking phones, making selfie videos,

and they want to just jump in the algorithm of playing the record. like you all are fucking stupid robots. Oh, get off my lawn, young ins. That's what fuck you sound like. Yeah, that's exactly what I sound like. And y'all niggas sounds stupid with this new music y'all trying to make. But when he was in the group chat,

bringing up rolling loud, and I'm not here to shit on rolling loud. Y'all brought it up. Oh, first of all, first of all, piece posted to fly in our group chat. Okay, that's what it was. All right, either way, I'm not here to shit on rolling loud,

but rolling loud definitely focuses on the moment. On the moment. Like, Marl was talking like, they picked Leangelo Ball for the ball for the ball. Blue Note Festival in San Francisco that's hosted by Chappelle and Erica Badoo. That's not how I was talking. It's rolling loud.

They let fucking anyone that has a moment be on that list. They do it every, they do it biweekly. And that's the problem. But that's why the music business, that's rolling loud. That's why the music business. That's why the music business is suffering. That's why our culture, that's why hip hop is suffering.

I don't, and y'all, we can laugh and joke about it. Listen, I don't give a fuck because I listen to old shit anyway. I listen to old classic albums more than I listen to any of this new shit. So it means nothing to me. If y'all want to keep listening to this viral shit and this shit that's only hot for 20 seconds of a song, half of, I'm just telling you, don't complain

when you're trying to put a real artist out with real music, real bars, real substance, and nobody picks up on it. You cannot be mad at it when you are championing and pushing in the 20 fucking seconds of a song. After that, when you get to the verse, nobody can't even call the bar. Nobody even knows what he's saying.

But every generation has done. done exactly what you're doing. Like my father did that shit with the soldier boy and him. No, his father did that shit with hip hop. Like every generation complained. But it's different though. Because this generation now,

they're only making music to capture 10 to 15 seconds of a song. Yeah. That's it. So when you talk about, you're only 10 to 15 seconds needs to be catchy so we can put it on social, so we can put it on, you know,

and it goes viral. Now you're talking about completely changing the way artists, number one, go in and create a song. And then now how the labels are marketing and artists. And then now you're talking about going to rolling on the stage performing. Like, what do we like... But Ice Spice did munch well before she was ever ready at Rolling Love.

The song had been out for like two weeks. And we talked about that and we said how uncomfortable she looked on. We had to watch her develop in real time. And we're saying... You had to keep throwing her on stages. People keep recording and saying, look how bored she looks. Look how uninterested she looks. we had to keep seeing that

and then now you get her on the radar freestyle when she's talking about she had to sleep with bugs on her pillow like trying to tap in and really hit like the it's like yo what are we and y'all sitting here watching this shit and everybody's just going to laugh at it but it's the fact that yo

she's getting looks and she's getting pushing the algorithm where an artist that's a real artist can't get that look because everybody's so enamored with this 10 to 15 seconds of what somebody is saying it's a viral moment

Okay, from the outside looking in, I think you guys misuse all family nouns and adjectives. Okay. We do? White people don't? The amount of time someone to say, that's my cousin, and then I ask, like, where in the family tree? It's like, no, we're not related to. That's my mama best friend son. That's my cousin.

I don't know that. That get tricky, though. Cousin get tricky. More. Cousins do get. I'm just saying cousins get tricky is what I'm saying. How it gets tricky? Yes, we do that. You're right. I'm not, I don't want to seem like I'm debating you with that. You're right. But it gets tricky with cousins, though. Because I know some people that I really thought was blood cousins for years. I'm like, I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm not really like. I have, we just live in the same building. I'm like, I have played cousins like to the point that once I got older and like learned what that shit really was, I was shocked. I was like, well, that can't be my cousin. My dad was like, that's your cousin.

That's Uncle Kevin's son. That's not my. Yeah, but I hate when the cousin, I hate when she's fine and she like hold that cousin's shit too. It's like, we not cousins. Y'all are kissing cousins. No, we never kissed, but I want to kiss. Like, we're not real, like, let that, we 30 plus years old, 40 years old, we're not cousins. If you were raised like that, it doesn't matter.

We're not cousins, man. Let that thing. That's weird, ma'all. I ain't seen your mother in 22 years. We're not cousins. That's weird. It's weird. I get what you're weird.

How? That's weird. If you're a kid, teenager, I understand that. But if you're 35 plus years old and you see a girl that you ain't seen the years, but y'all grew up like on some cousin shit and you just bump into her in a party somewhere, are you still holding that cousin title? Yes. We're not cousins.

But if you grew up feeling like you were, you can't just turn that off. Yeah, but I grew up feeling a lot of shit that my parents and everybody was like, you're not your cousin. I'm like, word. All right, cool. It's my cousin. You got a roll with it. What I'm going to say?

No, that ain't my cousin. And I'm 12 years old. All right, that's my cousin. Come on. We going outside. What if you're unsure and then years later you see her? You still going to beat? No, I'm not saying I'm going to beat.

But it's like if you see a girl that you grew up with. I'm saying what if it's questionable? You're not quite sure if she's blood or play cousin. How would I not be sure? I would know by now when an adult. No, we're always just told me stupid. As an adult, I would know if she's my blood cousin or not. I'm talking about you grew up in a certain way where it was like,

you know, your mom. her mom was cool, close and all of that. Y'all come over to all the family functions. Oh, yeah, that's your cousin. 34 at the bar. I see you at the club. We're not cousins, man. Stop calling me a cousin.

You being weird. You can't do that. I'm not saying I'm flirting. I'm just saying, stop calling me your cousin. So why you want her to stop being flirt? If you're not flirting, why you want her to stop calling you a cousin? I'm just saying, stop. We ain't got to do that no more.

That's no. We ain't got to act like cousins no more. We're grown. I'm trying to see it from your perspective, but. He horny. That's his perspective. I'm just saying, we're not cousins. I'm trying to shoot him bail because in my scenarios with this, all of them are white women.

So I never even looked at them that way. Yeah, you don't. So I'm not sure. Yeah. Maybe there could have been a time where that scenario. I'm not saying we got to go somewhere and have. I'm just saying we're not cousins. I found out I started dating this guy.

Never had sex with him. But we had started like talking to each other. I don't even want to say dating. And like we found out we were cousins. And we were like trying to like, we did the digging. Like we started calling our parents like, it's just like play cousins, right? And it was like, no, nigga, like your parents are first fucking cousins dog. Like it's clip for you.

That's most removed. We were sad, bro. We were really sad about that shit. You were sad that y'all was real cousins? He still, he still. See, I think that's crazy. Well, because we liked each. Like, we did like each other.

But then we thank God, nothing ever happened. We never kissed or anything like that. But it was like, that thing is still be coming out of my picture. Like, cousin. Cousin. Yeah, I know. Earth. See, you gotta watch somebody like that. That's like calling her twin when you try to fuck.

That's my twin. Yeah, like, nah, no, we're not doing that. We're not cousins. Don't do that. I told one of y'all off, Mike, when I did my 23M-me shit, that I was going through it. And there was a few little yoints in there. And I was looking like, all right, fourth cousin once removed. I went through the chart. I'm like, all right, man.

We shared, like, great, great, great-grandmother, sister. It's all good. No. That's all good. That's all good. You know. The white shit? Mm-hmm.

No, I know some of us that did that too, though. Really? Yeah, absolutely. For sure. It happens. We're not cousins. I'm talking about we have no blood. Don't give me that to marriage.

We're not cousins. But if I'm teen, so listen, because I've had some cousins where it's like my uncle was dating this girl for 10 fucking years. He damn there raised her child. That was my cousin.

And then they broke up. But she's still around. Cousin's still around. You can't grow up and then try to hit on me. That's weird. we related yeah

we that's weird like all right my what you mean grow up though like if I only see no no I'm saying I'm saying if I only see you on like everything's giving

no I mean like in the summers we play together you was there at least Thanksgiving and Easter Thanksgiving Easter and in the summer we play

we cousins I and again I'm trying to I'm gonna fuck that girl just tell you no no no no no no I'm just say you want to no no no no no

that's not That's not what I'm saying. That's the Vidalago shit coming out. I'm just trying to figure out because it's like it's, it got to be some type of like, we got to revise these rules, man. That girl got to be fine. Maugh is fucked up by. No, I'm not even taught.

It's past her. I'm just saying in general. Like, we got to, when does it stop? Like, when do we stop acting like we really cousins? When you want to be? No, I'm just saying if I only saw you like on the holiday, come on, fan. What are we doing over here? All right.

I'm not your cousin. You got, you got brothers. sisters you only see on the holiday. They steal your brothers and sisters. That's different though. That's blood. I'm talking about no blood. We ain't got no blood. We just, your mother and my mother was close friends growing up. Like you come to certain events the family had. We see each other. Oh, okay, cool. You know, once you get to high school, you don't see that girl no more. She got her own life. You in high school now. You got your own. Y'all may see each other at a funeral maybe. Maybe. You know when it gets to like, I only see at the funeral. And then if you have a family.

Or a baby showers. Or a baby shower. Look at them all. He's in grief as an aphrodisiac. I'm just saying, man. Let's revise these rules. Y'all ever got some funeral pussy? What do you mean?

Like after a funeral? Yeah, of course. Not my cousin. Yeah. Thank God. Of course. You're saying, of course. Like, that's just normal shit.

I'm just saying because it's a lot of, you know, it's women around that, you know, just friends of the family. Like, hey, how you know what I mean? Condonances, prayers and all of that. They got the black dress. And you got the repass. You know, the DJ. You got the fool.

little drink drinks. Yeah, you got, we outside, you know, we all talk and laughing, memories and shit. Fucking after eating the repast pasta. Then it's like, oh, we live at you. Yeah, I got to drive that way. Yeah, I drop her off, no problem.

All right. After fucking hookah, henny, and wings people are fucking. Now we draw on the line at repast pasta. Nah, fucking after repast cold ziti and cold fried chicken wings is crazy. Why? Why is that?

See, why is that crazy? Because what? Like, you're not grieving? like he had cancer we was expecting it now if it's my cousin that got hit by a car that's different that's some tragic shit but like this nigga was battling cancer

for seven years he's a warrior let's salute him send him up in the sunset but I'm horny like I'm trying to like you know what I'm saying like if it was me in that box and he met Shorty he'd be trying to knock it out too listen I was you gotta know who died who funeral we at I would he would want me to fuck That's my man right there.

I was sad with my grandmother passed, but she was 93 with dementia. What were you talking about? It was only a matter of time. She lived a beautiful life. Listen, we're going to sit granny on it to the sunset. And what time are you ready to, you know what time are we, what time are we leaving? Let's get out of here. You know, how early can you make a move on your girl when she's grieving?

It depends on who it is. I think that day. Nah. A distraction. If it's like, again, if it's tragic. Some shit that just happened. You know people dying from cancer. It's tragic, too.

Yeah, but it's like if this nigga fought for seven years, it's like, yo, fam, go ahead. But they gave him six months to live. He said a lot of seven years. That's what I'm saying? You had seven years to grieve. How about his crying shit? Yo, they gave him six months and he's been seven years. This nigger's a soldier.

We got to honor him and then it's, but it ain't going to be sad. It's going to be like, yo, he fought. Yo, ma. Ma. Ma, please. Right or wrong. If it's somebody that we was just with, God forbid because I've been a situation

and drive home and he gets into a car accident, tragic. We fucked up. Like, damn, we was just together. But if I watched this man fight cancer for seven years and they gave him six months, seven years ago to live, we got an, it's a part, it's a celebration of life. This nigga fought. Okay, so how many days after the car accident? Nah, you can be fucked up for a while.

One of your friends died in a car accident. That shit is, I don't even think your dick work after that. Like, if it's your man, like your home accident, homie, you can't get horny after that. Maybe this is a mental health topic because I've just been so depressed my entire life that I fuck when I'm sad all the time.

Yeah, that's kind of like my road to. That's my distraction. You fuck me when you're sad? That's my distraction. Oh, you niggas are psychos. Some of my worst bodies are because I was sad. And, yeah. That is crazy.

You try to fuck through this. Yeah, being sad and trying to be horny at the same time, how does that work? It's a distraction. I've been so angry and upset with a nigger and still like slept with him just for the distraction. I wanted to distract myself from him and it was still, that was that.

I would rather feel the sex than feel the feelings. Yo, that is crazy. That was a beautiful bar actually. That's not healthy. That's not healthy. That was gorgeous. It's the truth though. Having sex when you angry at the dude

because you rather feel the feeling of sex than what you're madder? Yeah. Awful. This is why I better help doesn't have you on the ads, bro. You just don't understand sadness. No, I do.

Like, be sad. No, I'm saying, be sad. Be that. Don't try to be sad and horny. Sometimes people don't want to feel the sadness. Yeah, some people are so deep in the sadness with a partner that they're just trying to find the happiness and height and distraction of it. We're great sexually.

Well, I mean, if you want to... Our chemistry is great there, so let's please avoid this tragic situation that we're in and just go with what we like. It's not healthy. Because if I go home and actually think about how I feel about... you, we're going to have to break up. And I don't feel like going through that shit right now. It's not a healthy strategy.

We're not promoting this. Why not work out or something? Like why go to the- I am working out. Yeah, but that ain't. You ever worked out, ma'all? Well, you do work out. So.

Yeah. Whoever worked out is a crazy question. You know when you work. See, when I work out, I think. I don't want to think. I'll be on that treadmill thinking a million, 18 different thoughts. I don't want to think when I'm in that.

I'll be on that shit feeling chest pains hoping I ain't a heart attack. That's what my thinking is that. Because you unk. I'm like, damn, I'm out of shape. But is this, is this it? Is this it? Like, should I get off for this?

Okay. And in the event that that happened, I would say, you know, Maul knew what he was doing on that treadmill. I'd fuck the next day. See, that's crazy. That's what you want. You were dying from a heart attack. You had a great life.

You knew what you was doing on that treadmill. Rory, if I died from a heart attack and you have sex the night of my funeral, I'm haunting you every day of your life. I'm knocking shit over in your kitchen every fucking night. You ain't going to have to move. What if he cried? Brian why he in it. Oh, no, that's some psycho shit.

I got to leave him alone. Like, that's, I'm gonna be like, well, he's sicken and I thought he was. But then it would contradict all of Moll's morals, because if he's in that room haunting me while I'm fucking, that's gay. What you doing? What's you looking at me for, bro?

You want to see my dick even in the afterlife? Now he's gonna call me a gay ghost. You're like, now I'm a homosexual ghost and shit, right? See? This is crazy. I'm just laughing because you try to have sex the day I died. Wow.

You're dead. That ain't your choice? You think if you died tomorrow, I would have sex this week? You would call me gay if I made any sexual decision based off you. That's the fact. But I'm just saying, if you die this, you think I'm having sex the week you die? If I turn my girl away, like, no, I can't do it tonight, man. We got to think about more.

You would look at me like, word I can't say. Yeah, that's crazy. If I die, you've been new niggas, but not fuck for a while. Man, listen, I'm taking your sister right to the crib. Yo, you. I ain't going to lie. I'm saying she might just need some time away. You got a few friends I didn't DM just out of respect.

Yeah. But you're gone. That's crazy. I would ask this to like, yo, you're good? You're saying? You need to ride home. You need to ride home. You need a ride home.

You need a ride home. She might still might need to ride. The other car she came in might be full. And I would use the crazy grief risk. Like, you know, we should just be together tonight because I need to be next to someone that felt the same way about the marriage that I did. Even if we just sit in silence. Yeah.

We both have the same full heart for her. So it would be nice to be around someone. But if I say that to hop, I'm wrong, right? If Maul died from a heart attack, I say that to hop, I'm wrong. No. Not at all. I'm wrong, right? Not at all.

I'm not one of those. Why don't you bring hop into this? No, not at all. I love how. Fucking hop after Maul's funeral is fucking insane. Listen, man, you know, listen, live life, man. Have fun. Because if it was me, I'll do it.

Y'all know how I went out. If it's me, I'd do it. So go ahead, have fun. Hey, Hop, you ain't had no seat on your bicycle. And now you fucking Damaris after Mall's funeral. Yeah, real shit. While y'all playing. You're fucking right.

Yo, how do we get here? Okay. We were supposed to talk about SNL. I don't know how the fuck we just got down this path. SNL. Dave Chappelle, so Dave Chappelle hosted SNL. I'm just picturing leaving the repast and seeing Hop and DeMas and DeMara's getting a parli.

You ask me if I need a ride. I'm like. Take a ride home. It's an Uber. Yeah, you're going the same way. Biggs would snatch me by my motherfucking hair and pull me out of the car. He would violate. I know he wouldn't.

He won't play hate? For what? Me? These niggas know how I gave it up. Nobody's doing that. It's okay. No, what is even funnier in this scenario is that DeMaris may think that she about to get some dick and hop ticket to studio to listen to Madly beats.

Yo! I got hopped. I got hopped. I'm going right to engine room to play you some beats. He's going to play you some beats. He's going to play you some beats. He's going to get fun. fucked right in that engine room.

You got ahead and think that you either go up there and hear some unreleased Kanye verse. Shout out to Hop and Biggs. This is all. Yeah, no, that's a fact. Shout out. Don't think you go in the engine room to listen to some music. I'm going to let you know what he be doing it. Yo, snitching all your brother.

I'm not going to say, it's crazy. It's a studio. Who ain't fucking in the studio? Who doesn't? I've never fucked in the studio. But I don't really get pussy. All right, man. All right. Y'all know. I know. You never get pussy. I know. Dave Chappelle, S&L, bro. Wait, why is it crazy to say I haven't fucked in a studio?

I'm just saying, all I said was okay. I told you, 2025. I want to hear all the lives. I'm here for it. Wait, I would fuck in a studio if I had the opportunity. I know you would. But I haven't. No, I know.

Well, who'm going to fuck? Child? I have no idea. I have no idea. Okay, that, clean that up. You mean yon. Oh, shit. I didn't even.

Oh, yeah, that's crazy. You know? Yeah. Child. Child's real name is. He's a grown man. Yeah. Okay.

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Listen to soccer moms on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, Ma, you have a lot of siblings. There's a high percentage chance with those numbers that you might find out about a sibling later down the line. Did that ever happen? Find out about a sibling that my dad didn't know about? Yeah, or you just didn't know about. Nah. No, we all all of the siblings, we all know each other.

I mean, if it's somebody else out there, they haven't come forward yet. Good. Stay over there. Ain't, nah. No way a sibling saw the big pimping video. I was like, I'll keep that to myself. I'm not going to approach that family. Yeah, no.

Hopefully, I mean, Pops was, you know, he was outside, man. But I think we all, all the siblings. We all have a relationship. We all know who we are. Demaris? My father has said that he thinks he saw a little girl one time. and she really, like, she looked like him and, like, he really thought that there was a chance

that might be his child. She was with a nanny. But other than that, no, I'm not looking for anybody else. I already got to split the will four ways. He should have took some of her hair and got a DNA test. You just want my dad to walk up to a little girl and pull on her hair. Like, hey, how you doing?

Like, he just kind of get a strain out of her head and take it and get a little DNA test. Yeah, no, that feels like a really good strategy. Yeah. Check it up. I had one of my older frat brothers was like within the last three or four years. Married, two kids.

The oldest is 15. He found out he had a 25-year-old daughter in Jamaica. 25-year-old daughter. So it was before he met his wife. It's not like he stepped out on his marriage or anything. How old is he? I try it was late 40s. Okay.

Yeah, late 40s maybe. Yeah, and like had to deal with that too. I mean, his wife wasn't like, yo, what the fuck? Because it was before they even met. But now, like, they have a whole extra part of their family. Like, that has to be a strange situation. That's tough.

25 years old, like, hey, dad's. Like, whoa. Nah, man, 25. Don't come up to me to my hey dad. I'm not your dad. I'm not your dad. 25 years old? And I'm just me and you?

I'm not your dad. I mean, me and your mom's may have hooked up, but I ain't your dad, though. But you're my, you might not be my father, but you, you're my daddy. Daddy. Like, no, no, fuck I'm not. That's up there with the, don't call me daddy.

He wants to do. No, that's actually worse. 25-year-old girl calling me daddy? No, she wouldn't call you daddy, but you're... That's what you just said. You're my daddy. You are her daddy. Like, you're not her father.

You didn't raise her, but you're her daddy. You're her mother, baby daddy, and you're her daddy. Yeah. Luckily for me, I don't have anything to worry about when it comes to that. You don't know that. I ain't got no kids out here. You don't know. That's still your responsibility, though.

Like, what you mean? Yeah, I want back child support. Man, for 25 yo, welcome to you to my yo, you my daddy. I'm like, listen, man, check this out. I will fight you. Like, you 25, we can square up. Like, that's legal. I'll fight a 25 year old.

A 25 year old dude walk up to me to my y'all. I think you're my daddy. And yo, fam, check this out. I'm not even in the move for us right now. Like, we can get it shaking out here. This is the plot to elf. Yeah. Like, what are we talking to daddy?

25, get your grown, that. Go to work. Niggins, like, you're talking about you a daddy. Why aren't you a dad? Yeah, like, dude, go take your ass to work. Okay, so if he was a senator and say, you're my dad, I felt like, you don't think that you, like. At 25?

All right, what he doing in life? Where he at? See, you can't do that. Because he would have been there if you would have, he would have been better if you would have been there for him. No, I don't put that. That's the push he needs. I don't know.

That's the push he needed. His mother is whack for not telling me that. That ain't me. I don't know that. Yeah, as you're talking about, I'm a deadbeat. I don't even know it's a beat out there. I'm going to be a deadbeat. I didn't know I had a beat walking around.

Yeah, like, what the fuck? Yeah, I didn't know that. That ain't what I mean? Maybe she didn't know. That, yeah, that's a real thing. That's a real thing. Maybe she didn't know. Yeah, 23 and me helped a lot of women like, ah.

Ah, it was him. I thought it was. I was on a hot streak that week. Yeah. But girls asked me that a lot. Like, you sure you don't got no kids? I'm like, what does that even mean? How are you sure if you don't have, yes?

If you're not in touch with every single woman that you've slept with, that's a chance. I mean, yes, it's a chance. But I think that if any woman I've ever slept with and she actually had a kid and thought it was mine, she would have told me that. Yeah. She wouldn't go 25 years to be like, hey, so remember back in 2011? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You got money and shit?

Yeah, she wouldn't keep that. Oh, I'm about a cent. Let me see the nigga I think might be my baby daddy on a fucking clip going viral. You bugged the fuck out. What type of clip is it, though? Just because it's going viral, you're going to be like, yo, you might be my big. Not your podcast. No, okay.

She saw the Drake clips and the Trump clips and said, nah, never mind. He don't need a father. Yeah. I'm not going to reach out to him. Good. Stay there. Stay there. I was.

I was going to say that original Vulture interview. That's $7 million. I'm like, were? Yeah. Call your pop. I ain't got the phone. My phone number changed. Change my number on all your owes.

I don't have service ever. Yeah. I'm grandfathered in. Crazy. But I feel like would you, okay, so if that didn't happen to you, all right suddenly you have a 25 year old you find out you take the DNA test like it's real how do you move forward from that do you try to build a relationship and and it's a it's a son like i have a son it doesn't matter wait it does matter because how do i was a daughter it's kind of like what am

i going to do with a 25 year old daughter at right now like how do i how do i how do i love it like 25 is like she she probably engaged that new worry more out of context page is going to have a field day with this fucking episode. I'm just saying like, what do I do with a 25 year old woman that comes up and we say, hey, you know, my mom hooked up years ago, I'm your daughter. Once it's confirmed, I mean, she's a human. You can get to know her. I mean, what do I do?

You take her to get something to eat. I don't know. 25? It's like, I'm going to take her to the zoo. That's what I'm saying? What do you do with a grown ass? She's a grown ass woman. She's not a kid.

She's not a child. Okay, but you can still get to know her. Like, get to know. I mean, yeah, but she's 25. She probably wanted me to meet her at brunch with her home girls. I'm not doing that. What type of freaky? This is that daughter swap shit I was talking about.

No, because you know, she might be like, yo, meet us at brunch, dad. Like, we're going to sound crazy. She's not going to say me to say me to say brunch dad. She's, I don't, I don't think that's going to happen. Okay, so where the 25-year-old girls go to hang out. To meet, not to hang out. You're meeting her.

Have sit down, have dinner. Have her come over. Y'all can watch, like, TV together. Watch TV. Introduce her to your whole family. That's what people do with their dads, Ma. I'm not her dad. I'm fucking.

She's 25. So when you were 25, what did you do with your dad and mom? Like, you were still their kids. When you were getting to know your father more after he got out of jail and he got off drugs, what did you do with your dad to get to know him more? I stood at that. It's most week. I used to grill that nigga for like three hours.

Like I was staring at him like punk, motherfucker. Like, you know the Bronx is like five minutes away. No, but I think it's different. That's why I said. If it's a son, I think it's different. Like a daughter, your daughter being. 25, that's the first time you meet her. I think that's way more awkward than a father meeting his 25-year-old son for the first time. Are you afraid you're going to be a track catch or something?

No, no, no, it's not that. It's just, it's like, you know, she's a grown woman. It's kind of like women are, you know, women are different. Like, y'all have y'all, once y'all reach a certain age, just like, y'all are who y'all are. With a son, it's like, you can kind of, you know, talk to him differently, give him different advice with a woman. It's like, your mom did a great job. Why, you're trying to give a woman advice, right? But her mom, look, you look great, got a good job. Mom did a great job. Like, I don't, what do you, you know what I mean?

We could try to develop a relationship, but it's going to be awkward. It's your, that's your, that's part of you. I don't think, I don't, yes, obviously it's going to be awkward, but eventually awkwardness goes away once you get to know her. Like, y'all might have things in common. Y'all might like. Yeah, but like, what if I found her Instagram page and she had thought? You should have been a fucking father.

I didn't know about this girl. Like, it's her mother. This is the result. Her mother kept her secret. I did not know. That's not on me. Okay, it's not on you. But if she's a thought, then you can understand why.

And you can still. That's crazy. Yeah. How can I... She's been trying to replace you and all the men. So still it falls on me. No, it's not that it falls on you, but you can just understand. You're like, what if she had thought?

Okay, well, you can understand why she is. But also, why does that matter? She's still a human being who's your child. Yeah, but I don't know. If I meet my 25-year-old daughter for the first time and I'm, we developed relationships, like, yeah, no, I've seen your page, your, your podcast. It's like, follow me. I'm like, okay.

Follow her on Instagram or whatever. And she got like an only fan. Okay, well, you shouldn't be following her then. I'm just saying I just followed her IG. I see the link tree. So you have to go to the only fan. I'm like my daughter might, she might be putting the hour my, let me click the link. You were looking for her Amazon list.

No, if it's a link tree in the bio, okay, let me see what my daughter got going on. If I see the only fan symbol, I don't know if I'm speaking to her anymore. Let me just be honest. Okay. What if your son is flooding the neighbor of? with fentanyl. That's cool. Who's a supplier?

We could play catch. I might know somebody with their numbers. You could take her to get morning tea because you missed all her tea parties. Like that could be a cool.

Yeah, I think that'd be dope. Go get tea every morning. She might be cool. I would hope she's cool. Yes. I hope so. I'm saying in an event that she's not

and she's a thotty and she's out here reckless and it's like, then how do I navigate through that relationship? Well, you try to build a relationship with her and show her her worth. She probably watches

badies. Yeah, y'all can watch baddies together We could definitely watch baddies together We could definitely watch We could do that together What if she's auditioning for baddies? You could be her manager No, thank you

What? You know what I'm saying? Like you gotta think We're talking about a 25 year old woman I think if you had a We ain't talking about a 16 year old She might be cool And I think you should get to know her

That's all Hopefully but you know Let's not put that on me I don't have no kids out here in the world Don't put none of these kids on me I don't want no girls For my past popping up What if she's um

A pod fan. If she's a fan of the pod? Yeah. Before she, like, found out that you were her father. Oh, then I would have a join us for a Patreon. He's content. Got to use her. Get to work.

You would not do that. There is a... Yeah. Introduce my daughter to the world. Well, worried it did it with a podcast. Yeah, but that he knew he, that was like, he was there when she was born. It was different, though. I'm just meeting this 25-year-old woman, like with the rest of the world.

Like, hey, my daughter. So I got a new update on the Uber E shit. Oh, God. Back to the bananas. And I'm starting to think it's me. Right? Maybe it's me. But like bananas is something that you run out.

You're like, fuck, I ain't got more bananas. You look at the bowl, the fruit bowl is like, damn, you want to make a smoothie. No bananas, right? So I ordered some bananas. The other day, Uber eats. I had to be here doing some laundry. Order some, you know, little fruit, shit, whatever. Knocks on the door.

I'm like, all right, cool. Bring the bananas. The bag was a little. hefty. I was like, oh, the bananas. I ordered some bottle of water, shit like that. Just some light shit. I'm like, why is this bag? So I order six bananas.

This nigga bought me six bunches of bananas. Oh, that happened to me before, too. It happened to me before. Wait, at the price point of six bananas? No. I had 42 bananas. Monkey-ass, nigger. See, I made that joke as very time.

Fuck I'm going to do with four. I wasn't going to make that joke. 42, you know what 42 bananas on your fucking counter look like? No, that would have been. A lot of banana bread because they're going to go bad. I was like, yo, how did you, how does six bananas equate to six bunches? See, you might have, you might have hit the bunches, though, instead. Because you know they have the single banana and then the bunches.

I look back. The difference between 42 bananas and six price-wise, I feel like it's noticeable. Yeah. Maybe not crazy. But you don't notice it until he's already on the way to the house. You look at the receiver. Like, wait, what? So I looked after he delivered him like,

yo, wait, I didn't order this. But the beautiful thing about Uber Eats is you refuted, like, yo, I didn't order this many bananas. Okay, what do you think he thought while he was at the grocery store? Like, this guy wants 42 bananas? That's the thing, Rory.

I don't think he thought. I think he saw... Like, what type of party is this gentleman having? He must have thought I'm preparing for the Boston Marathon. He was like, I just don't... I think that people when they shop, certain people, they just see a number. And they just like, okay, six of these. And they're just picking them up and putting them in the cart.

Like, there's no way you make that type of mistake and you have some type of discernment. And you, and for something like that, you just called a person. Like, a nigga bought me, I asked for, I ordered six onions. Nigger bought me six bags of onions. Yeah. I said with everything else that was in my fucking cart, right? Which was like milk. What made you need I need?

What made you think I needed this? many onions. What made you think? What the fuck did you think? I've got two things of meat. What the fuck am I putting all these onions in? Right. Quickly. Right. Yeah, French onion soup. For the neighborhood? Like, she'd be giving back. I don't know. She'd run in the soup kitchen. Like, what is she doing? That is crazy, man. 42 bananas. I mean. I don't forget bananas again at that fucking grocery store. No, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done ordering fruit on Uber. Yeah. Yeah, I'm done. Are you just going to go to the grocery store? Yeah. Like, if I run out And in the middle of the day

And I'm like, fuck. Like, I got to go to stole myself. Yeah. I'm done. I try to have faith in our, you know, first responders. We call Uber each people first responders. Who's we? Me.

Me is just we in food. I try to have, you know, faith in them and think, well, you know, everybody's cool. But we need to just let the women handle the Uber grocery orders. Like, let the women handle that because women know how to shop, women know how to go in there, they know what you need. And women have great, you know, in case, you know, best replacement, they have best replacement options. Yeah. And they belong in the kitchen regardless. Yeah, that's their, that's their area. They should, that's where they belong. Yeah. In the grocery stores and in the kitchen. We got off path with this transgender.

It just got things got out of hand. It should only be women allowed in a grocery store. That's exactly. I don't ever want to see you in a grocery store. But not drive from the grocery store. No, God. No, you can drive from if you're bringing me my groceries. Yeah. But don't pick up somebody and have them sit in the back of the year. And wear a turtleneck. We don't want to see. Yeah.

Cover up that neck. Any updates with your gay neighbors? We were talking off, Mike. You guys were starting to become friends a bit. Didn't they invite you in for like a game or something? He was like, nah, you gay. You're not watching. I did.

I did. You see, we're trying to paint me like this guy, man. I'm trying to remember the conversation we had when they invited you. I was not the conversation. I know. I was lying. Yeah. No, I just said, you know, we pass each other in a whole.

sometimes I say what's up and that's it like wasn't there some interaction where they like invited you in or something? No you was asking that they did they invite me in for Super Bowl and I was like no yeah it was Super Bowl yeah I was like no they didn't they didn't invite you don't think the party was crazy I'm sure it was I'm sure they had a great great time

I just 42 bananas yeah just I should have knocked on their door like I got some extras I got some I know y'all be in there like you know might need some bananas and your gay relationship I don't know like you know it is what it is all love to the neighbors though I'm a neighborly guy I'm a great neighbor. No, you're not.

I am a great neighbor. I'm a great neighbor. Neighbors can knock on my door if they need something. I'm that guy. Yeah. As a neighbor ever knocked on your door since you've left the Bronx?

Yeah. For what? I'm a neighborly guy. What did they ask for? One of my neighbors, he had a Frenchie. And when my sister came up one time with the French with our dog,

he had just knocked on the door and was asking if the dog was there. Like, he was about to go outside. He was like, you know, let them have a play day. I was like, not here this weekend. So, you know, things like that. Or if I was part... Is that the gay neighbor?

No. That was a gay neighbor. He was... You sure? No, he was a... He knocked to the North... A nigga with a Frenchie, he got mad bitches. Yo, that...

I know. Let me tell you something. I used to see that nigga. I used to see him outside. I'd be like, he just gave me a look like... Yeah, man, you know? Another one? Like, damn.

Like, you... Yeah. He was getting to it. Now, he was getting to it. See, and this be the thing about being a girl working with y'all. Because now I'm thinking of... about if a nigger was ever sent a beer like, yo, another one.

If I was the bitch going in the crib and the nigga was like another one? Like DJ Callie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You was definitely that. You was definitely another one. You was one of the ones. You were one of them ones.

Yo, baby, do don't be mad because you one of them ones. That shit got my fucking, I got a, my, my, my biggest quenching. Don't do that because you know when you're dealing with a guy and he's a guy that get bitches. Don't do that. Y'all love the niggas that get bitches until you wanted the bitches that got got. And still like it. And still like it.

No. Then you try to compete with the bitches. The only time I don't like it is when it's a bitch that he fucking with that you don't like. You know, I don't want men with bitches anymore. I want men who are having spiritual experiences with women. She is some of these, let me tell you something. Some of these women to give you a spiritual experience, you'll see God. That had to be so fire under the blanket.

You were like, ooh, she under there going cradle. Like somebody wrestling under there. I ran into a, I ran into a doorman from. the, like, first, first luxury building I was ever in, uh, in Jersey City, ran into the door guy just, just in Journal Square, like, Warner, he had his son, which I, God could not realize how old he was. He had like an 18-year-old son with him. And he was like, man, listen to the bitches he had coming in and out of here. I was like, could you not say this in Journal Square to your son? That's why I gave him a Christmas gift, always money.

It's nothing wrong with it, though. If you're somebody that, you know, women, like and you know. Oh my heart. I'm just telling you the doorman and everyone that works in these luxury buildings is looking at you like, oh, another one. Oh, no. My door with me, no. I slide them $100 every other month.

Yeah, man, just for like, yo, what's up? Don't let nobody walk past this desk that look like they might be coming. A bad bitch. Don't do not. Let anybody walk past this desk that look like they might be coming to my apartment. Didn't I, I'm not sure if I told this on Patreon. Definitely not the regular episode. And I did skinny dipping in my first luxury building pool with a chick.

Oh, yeah, you did. I didn't know after, like, a certain time that triggers an alarm. Yeah. And one of the doormans was like, yo, you fucking whaling, but. Yeah. Go, just go. Like your style. Just go.

I like your style. Yeah. I thought I was getting kicked out of my apartment. You got to get cool with the doormand. Oh, yeah. One day I'll, of course. Never mind. Baby, Dee.

I didn't give you out no more stories on this podcast. What you did to the doorman, baby, D. I didn't do shit to the doorman. I ain't do nothing to the door man. But one time I had an experience in a pool, a rooftop pool. I knew that was you. And didn't know that there was a camera. You think a rooftop pool don't got a camera?

They figured out how to put water on a roof. It depends on what rooftop pool, though. It was every rooftop pool in the world has a camera. It was in L.A. and I just didn't. Mm-mm-mm. I know exactly what you find out that there's a camera. I know exactly what rooftop pool you was at. No, you don't. Yes, I do.

No, you don't. I got the tape. Shut up. Shut up. I was. Relax, whack 100. I came, I went to tell my home, my home person. I'm not even going to say whether it's a girl or boy, but I went to tell my home

person, my home buddy. Home friend. Your home boy. And they were like, they were like, you know there's a camera up there. right? She was like, damn this girl. Or whatever. She was like they regularly check the cameras because they've come up there and told me to stop. Like I think she was like throwing like an unauthorized party or something. She was like they told me not to do that anymore.

Like there's cameras, there's a security guard that watches that camera to make sure people don't drown. So now I'm terrified. In my building when we jumped in the pool, but as that's what triggered, when we hit the water, there was an alarm. That's what I'm saying. Baby did what he saw you doing? He saw you swimming? Bible stuff. Yeah, swimming.

He was swimming. Everybody was swimming. Nemo. Neiman, droning. Baby, you got her butt-aided the edge of the pool. If you're at a pool, like, that's kind of the point of having that edge when you're right there. Yeah, that's what that's what.

Like, that's what, yeah. There's no shame of that. Yeah, everybody knows that. This was like 10 years ago. But yeah, that's, yeah. 10 years ago. It was like 10 years ago. Everything is always 50.

Everything in my life too is. It's always an even number. It's always, no matter how long ago it was, it's always an even number of year. But what I've noticed to because I'm getting old and didn't realize it, my 10 year excuse is starting to add up to times that don't add up. I got to start saying 20 years. 20 years, yeah. Because 10 years ago wasn't that long for real.

At all. That shit was fucking 2015. Yeah, but I can't be telling my story from 2004 and be like, yo, 21 years ago? But then like when I'm telling these stories, I'm thinking like, if I say 15 years, 20 years, that sounds insane. Yeah. But it doesn't at this point. Yeah. I don't even know the filth that was going.

Because the luxury building I'm talking about was before 2015. Yeah. And I would be like, yo, 10 years ago. It was longer than 10 years. And 27 years ago. That checks out for you? I don't mean that a bad way. Yeah.

I know what I was doing in 98. Damn, I was still spitting up. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. It was low-hanging fruit. Just don't.

I'm just saying pool, spitting up. Don't. Just relax. Okay. Relax. But yeah, that was a scary-ass fucking experience. That was a scary-ass fucking experience. I'd never been so scared in my life.

Like, I really thought that. Why? Scared of what? So what if they saw your ass naked, baby D? They saw you bobbing for apples under the water Like this is what it is They saw you pop the air out of his swimming trunks Like it's all good

What type of trunks did he have? Yeah, you know when the air You know when he's on the water Oh yeah Maybe they popped that bubble It's all good Yeah, it's all good A win is a win

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wherever you get your podcast. As someone that defends Kanye more than they should, this is like, this is corny as fuck. This is hard. This is stupid. Like, fuck Kanye West. When have you ever heard me say some shit like that? Word. That kind of got,

fuck Kanye? He was making fun of Cassie getting up. You got daughters, you sit up here not saying, what the fuck is wrong with you? I agree. I'm agreeing with you. I'm done with Kanye West. I never actually even thought I would see the day.

I have set out loud certain things like, damn, can't fuck with that with Kanye and still quietly listen to his music. I'm finally, this has finally gotten me to that point. Is it, is it the tweets in support of Puff? Yes, and then you're making merch and then on top of that, you're not even on the side of like

the way Puff's kids are supporting their pops because that's their pops, even though they have nothing to do with that and I have some grace and understanding because that's their dad, they want to stand by him. That's because that's their blood. That's their dad. Right.

Yay is continuing on and it's like, I'm only doing this for selfish reasons. He's not doing it because he really want to stand with his brother. Right. He doesn't fuck with Puff. He hates Puff. He's using a moment over a woman

that was fucking punted through a hotel hallway. To sell a t-shirt that you probably not even going to print? You have daughters, you nasty motherfucker. This is disgusting. Yeah. It's gross. Fuck Kanye Westman.

Tweetin a screenshot. Yo, all falls down will never overshadow bullshit like that to me. Right. No, I agree. The art never overshadows, like personal shit. Sorry, did I take it too far? No, you didn't want to talk about it.

That's how you feel, brother. I was actually happy that it didn't get like the, traction that Kanye thought it was going to get. That's why I was so proud. I didn't even want to talk about this because I want to give more light to it, not to say that we would bring more light to Kanye West Ramp, but this didn't go the way he thought it was going to go. The rent. No.

The antics screenshot and taking a picture of like screenshot in that video of Diddy before he beat on Cassie. Like that's not like you screenshoting that and tweeting it. You put in a hoodie that match just like come on. Match what she had on in a video. Like it's levels like no. I used to stand up for. Kanye a lot too, but no, I'm done.

He's cooked at my book. That is the consensus that I've seen, like a lot of people that supported Kanye, through a lot of his rants and things that he said in the past, this rant, this past weekend was the rant that I think most people are finally at a point where they're like, all right, man, like, I'm done with this dude. And I agree with you, Roy, like the things he said, I was questioned and I'm like, but why is he tweeting this? And I'm like, okay, I get it.

you have you know because I called it last week whenever he has something to sell us he goes on this crazy rant and you know like clockwork it gets everybody stirred up and you know his things his his tweets are posted everywhere so you know it's marketing but I'm of the belief that Kanye the reason why I'm looking at this rant a little crazy well all of his rants but this one in particular is because

I'm like Kanye doesn't need to do any of this to sell anything Kanye can't post a link tonight with his album his merch and everybody that was going to support and buy it before his rant is going to support and buy it anyway. Even if he didn't go on a rant, people are going to see. He has a cult following.

He has a built-in fan base that is going to tell him, we love you no matter what, except for I think this past rant is the one where I think his fan base is now looking at him for the first time that I can remember in saying collectively, like, nah, fam, you went a little too far with this. And as an advocate for mental health

that has given Kanye a lot of grace when he's done wild rants before. I think he was undiagnosed, didn't have good people around him. I was on that side of let's give some grace to him here. This is not mental health. You're an asshole. There's nothing about this.

Don't put a better help ad right here. Sorry, Josh. This is not mental health. You're a fucking asshole. You know exactly what you're doing and who it's going to affect. And in a week or two, if I see one fucking Kanye West rant

of they're keeping my kids away from me, they won't let me see my children. I'm a victim. If I ever said some shit like that or posted what he posted about Cassie and Kia took Amara away, she fucking should. No, I agree. When he starts crying,

yo, why don't help me get my kids? This is why? This is the first time where I think that I understand a lot of, you know, the things that Kanye has gone through as far as like family, you know. And again, he's, you know, he's tweeting and rant and saying that a lot of these things,

where, you know, people didn't support him when they were trying to take his family away from him. And we all collectively felt like, damn, like, especially you as a father can understand if somebody is trying to take your kids away. And, you know, we don't know the full story. But then when you get rants like this, that gives us a peek into the mind and the thoughts

of this person, this is obviously somebody that is unstable, who's unpredictable. See, this is where I'm starting to disagree, even though we all know Kanye does have mental health problems. Even coming off that Justin the boy shit, of a somewhat coherent conversation. Kanye can no longer use that excuse with me. This is intentional.

This isn't some fucking manic shit. Oh, no, no, no. This is very interesting. This is actually the stable part of Kanye West, and that's my problem. This isn't someone crashing out. This is someone doing something very intentional who is a very, very smart human being.

No, but, Rory, he's saying it's intentional. He said it. He said everything he's tweeting. He knows what he's tweeting. He's okay. He's even went on live. You know, he said he posted a video because a video of Kodak Black in the street eating chicken or something like sitting in the middle of the street, had came or hit the timeline. And Kanye posted a video saying like I know throughout my tweets, people think I'm somewhere going crazy right now.

Like, I'm fine. I'm okay. So clearly. More selfish bullshit. Did he fly like he said he was going to do and go get Kodak? I mean, we don't know that. I mean, so, you know, we don't know. Did he go get everyone's masters back after the last Twitter rant two years ago?

No. Well, no, we know that. Every time he tries to clean up his crazy bullshit with stuff that we agree with, he never follows through it. So you're saying at this point he was fed up. That's why I saw Big Sean and Drink Champs hurt as fuck. Like, why would you not only say all that shit about me, but then you went on this rant, you're going to get everyone's masters back. And instead of actually doing that, you shit on my character and who I am as a person, I've been nothing but nice to you. Yeah.

Yeah, fuck, come. Fuck, hang, man. No, listen. I get it. And I'm on, which I hate when he tries to make points that I do agree with that I do think black is. executives are definitely attacked. I think a lot of shit does get made up. I think that is

a real point that does need to get looked into. But you know we have that video. So I don't even want to hear a fucking thing about that. No, these tweets were, you know, I laugh at a lot of shit. I find humor in a lot of shit. But when he started going the whole Cassie, you know,

he even said, yeah, I've hit women before, understand the third. You start going that route and start okaying that behavior, that's when I kind of got to be like, all, if I'm, I can't, I can't tune into this no more because this is clearly somebody that is just, you know, in their own world, in their own head and doesn't understand, you know, what's going on around them and how it affects everybody going on around them. Because Cassie has to read, she has to see that. She has to read these two. Yeah, I think Kanye is very aware of how it affects everyone around him. I think he doesn't

care. Well, yeah, he's just a selfish job. Well, that's, well, that's why I'm on the side now where I don't, I can care less about a Kanye album. I mean, I'm being honest, I I didn't care about this new album coming out like that anyway. So if I'm just being out, once I heard it was a AI, I'm like, I don't really give a fuck about that. But, you know, I'm at the point now that you're at with Kanye as well. Like, I'm, I just, I don't care about a rant. I don't care about an album. I don't care about anything Kanye has to sell.

I do care about him, you know, becoming a better person, a better father, a better, but let me not say a better father, a better example of a father. but he needs to get, he needs to get some help. He needs to get some people around him and, you know, really address his issues and what's really, because a lot of this seems like it's reactive because he was hurt when people didn't help him with his family situation. So now he kind of lashes out. And, you know what I mean? So that's just a cycle of just trauma that he obviously is dealing with.

But again, I don't think he cares. I think he's just all about Kanye and serving Kanye. We, and we'll get off this side. This went way longer than not. some shit I even want to talk about. I do want to give grace to his crew because I hate that when people from the outside looking in are like, yo,

why isn't his friends trying to stop him from doing this? There's too many yes men around it. I know John Monopoly cares about Kanye West wholeheartedly. I know he's tried to stop him from doing crazy shit. Some people in your crew,

you're not a yes man. You just can't stop that certain shit and I'm not about to go in this crash-out shit with you. Don't do that shit. And if you choose otherwise, you a grown fucking man, and that's it. I know Al B really cares for Kanye West.

Kanye does have good people in a circle. Kanye West isn't going to listen. Yeah, but when you're Kanye West, no matter who you have in a circle. A yes man or somebody that's a leader of a crew that won't listen to their crew. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It doesn't matter who's around Kanye. He needs to get professional help, not just good people. He needs people that can recognize, you know, the mental illness that is there

and kind of like help him work through that because at this point he's just burning his legacy he's burning his fan base he's burning everything that he's worked so hard to build and why is he doing that? That's the question. Like, well, why are you doing this? Because you really don't have to do this.

So it's all intentional. It's self-sabotaging. And whenever you see somebody doing that, there's a reason, there's an issue that needs to be addressed. And, you know, hopefully one day he gets the help that he needs and, you know, works on becoming a better person. but I'm off the Kanye West support train at this point. Just attention to himself.

He's admitted that he was so scared of Drake because Drake finally got more attention than him. Kendrick, after the LaBooy shit, Ari is admitting he's pissed off that Kendrick was the one that did that to Drake. Now, Kendrick doing the Super Bowl, he's trying to prove to him his own weirdo ego that he is still bigger than everyone else.

And nah, we don't care. We're looking at not like us on Super Bowl right now. I don't give a fuck about your weird rants on Twitter. You're not the god you really think you are. You're a genius in your own right But no Your time is starting to pass Unless you change your approach

A lot of this is your fault though Like people? No just people like Rory That started calling him Yeezy And Yeezer The first time you called him Yeas That was it I've never called him Jesus

Yes you did man You went to his show and you were telling Yeezer save us That's what you did That's what you did You started calling him Yeezus I didn't do that. That's your fault.

But I did buy the shirt. And I did wear it. That's the same shit. Did you wear it in public? 100%. That's you saying Jesus. All right. Or the public.

That's your fault. See, I never called them that. No. I did catch some of the Oscars. Hallie Barry is the most beautiful woman. I think we've probably ever seen in our lives. She still looks amazing. Still out to the movie.

Is it? Anora? I heard about the movie before the Oscars. I didn't see it yet. But they cleaned up last night at the Oscars. They won five out of the six nominations they had, I think. So do got to watch that. It's about, I think, a sex worker in Brighton Beach.

Okay. Yeah, so. I'm familiar. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you know those streets. Got to watch that. I've lived that screenplay. Yeah, got to watch that. But yeah, I just, Hallie Berry, man.

Wait, is she the sex worker? Hallie Berry? Yeah. No, no, no, she's not in the movie. Oh, okay. Sorry. I know we're going to see her tits again. Actually, the young lady that's in the movie that plays the lead, she won best actress.

Okay. Yeah, she won best actress. It's her first nomination, and she won. She won the best actress, so shout out to her. I feel like the only clip I really did see out of the entire thing, I have to say, unfortunately, I believe in the nuclear family and marriage. But Adrian Brody's wife just going to have to sit in the corner and take that. She, I eat that. I mean, what would you want?

someone to do in that situation. I'm not advocating, cheating or anything, but, I mean, if Halliberry is about to make out what you, you just got to. I mean, if I'm my wife is, you're not a supportive spouse if you stop it. Yeah, no. Me and my wife are somewhere and Hallie Berry wants to kiss me, no, not make out.

She's not, she's tonguing me down, but she wants to kiss me on my lips. I think my wife would be perfectly fine with that. That's Hallie Berry. My wife would probably want to kiss on her lips too. So is this a double standard? Because if Denzel try to do it to your wife. Me and Desel got to get down. And like Waxe say me we got to get out

Me and Nizel we got to get out Gotta get out On Pairoo you and Zelle I got the text messages We gotta get out I don't even think that's an equivalent though Like to me Halliberry is just over here The only way for the wife to get her lick back

Is to also kiss Hallie Berry I don't think there's an equivalent Yeah no It's not Denzel She's Hallie Berry That's to y'all because y'all are men Do you mean you don't think that is You would kiss Hallie Barry too

That's what I don't think there's I would do a lot to Hallie Berry Kissing is at the bottom of the lips. Me too. I would be at the bottom. Me too. Kissing. Yeah.

Kissing. At the bottom. Me. Well, cut her toenails with my teeth. One, the straightest of woman. I still think it's kissing Allie Berry. No, for sure. But y'all are saying there's no, there's no equality to it.

And I'm like, that's because y'all are men. So, of course, y'all don't. You're like, you can't kiss Thor. Like, if we're on a red carpet and Thor walks up and you kiss Thor and I'm not. You bugging a foot. Me and Thor got to get out. to women. All right, name another famous beautiful woman.

What do you mean? Just in general. Zendaya. Okay. If Zendaya kiss you, then yes. You get your lick back with Denzel or a man or whatever. Hallie Bear, I'm saying, is in this glass case that's above everything. The only way to get the lick back is to kiss her.

There is no equivalent to it. As a woman. Yeah, cool. You can go kiss another guy on the red carpet. Hallie Barry's over here. As a woman, I'm disagreeing with you. Y'all feel that way because you're men. That's what I'm telling you.

I just gave you an example where. She could go kiss a man. No. Hallie's just not that. Okay. We're in a thruffle now. Yeah, that's fine. I'm kissing Thor.

You would kiss Thor? Would I? Would I kiss Thor? She'd go to the bottom. What the fuck is wrong with you? How are you that's Thor? What are you talking about? It's actually not Thor, but like...

That's... Well, I get it. You're like, he just plays that in the movie, but I get it. What was the context of this? I only saw the photo and... Well, they, Adrian, Brody, kissed Hallie Barry years ago on the Oscar stage when he won. He surprised

he were to kiss so this was kind of like her getting him back. And she apologized to the wife right before she did it. The wife is a good sport though. She wasn't tripping about that. No, I might fight though. That's pre-planned, I understand, but if you just roll up on a red carpet where I can't even like manage what you're about to do

and you're about to kiss your husband and go do it, yeah, I might fight somebody. But he did that to her and he didn't know who Halley was dating at the time. Nor did he care. Nor did he give a rat's ass. Adrian Brody. And then watch how. I don't care who you're dating.

I'm the best actor. No man would give a fuck who Hallibur did. You see how his cheeks are like puckered in? She was sucking the air out of the back of that nigga throat. Man. I show wish. Ooh. Hallie.

Calm your loins. No, I'm chilling. I'm chilling. Halliberry. Halliberry. I told Hallie Barry I would drink her bath water when I was like 16 in school. Wait. like in person

yeah like we performed we performed that she was there I'm learning so much about you today what the fuck is of all so young space cakes is in Harlem and runs into Hallie Berry

no we had we had a show I was in a boys squad Harlem and we were performing somewhere in New York in Manhattan and Hallie Berry was one of the guests at the event and she came up and you know just greeted us

and said hello and we took a picture with her and we was all kind of just standing around like all in all a little young horny little kids from Harlem and I said drink your bath order.

She just started laughing. And my counsel looked at me like, nigga, you're about to be suspended for two weeks. That's so, I would be so embarrassed. Oh, my God. I was a little young horny little dick. Look what's coming from the pulpit.

Y'all are a choir. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Singing about the Lord. I got that shit off. I might have a picture. Hold on, Pete. Oh, my God. Because we've seen you with Vanessa Williams,

with Stevie. Luther Van Dros. Luther. Big Luther. He kept that Hallie one to himself. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, I had to get it off, though, baby. He said he was in the club with Alia and Bahaw.

Forgot about that. All Star Week in D.C. Who was there? Moore lived a fucking life. Yeah. I respect it. I put respect on your name. I mean, out of everything that he's talked about, though,

telling Hallie Berry to her face, I'll drink your bath water. Oh, yeah. Insert here on screen. Mall with a crazy smile. Yeah, I told her right that. I said, I'll drink your bath water. Why are you like that? My counsel looked at me like two weeks, your ass not.

So what, Nick? Was it worth it? What? Hell yeah. Was it like an uncomfortable laugh or like a, she was with, she was in on the joke? No, she laughed. Like, it was like she knew, you know. I mean, it's a hoony little teenage boys.

A hoony little teenage boy. Like, come on. She know what it was. Call me, Hallie. Saying that in like the whole get up environment. Yeah, had a robe on this shit, tie. I was like, under a hell. I get fresh.

I got on some bullshit right now. You see me outside my school clothes. Yeah, you got to see me outside my work clothes. You know what I'm at work? I'm at work right now. You know what I'm saying? Word. I got that off.

I mean, now that you are of age, and obviously, you know, Hallie still looks amazing, would you do your version of you don't know my name like Alicia Keys shit but to Hallie? Hell yeah. Can we pull up the instrumental? No, no, no, I'm not. Now y'all just, no, I can't do it right now. Let me get it to my, I'm not doing it right now.

On Patreon maybe? Yeah, I got to sit down and really think, like, how would I say that? You know what I'm saying? I got to really, like, getting it. How much did you think about the first interaction? I was just young and dumb. That just, I just let it fly. Hormones just, let it fly.

Let it fly. I'm 16 at the time. Let it fly. Who gives a shit? Yeah. But now I got a really, like, you know, grown man. Grown man balls is something you got to deal with. Obviously, Hallie's a huge fan of this podcast, so she's going to see this.

Yeah. What if maybe you get, like, a DM or sometimes. type of message that says prove it. That's my type of bars. Prove it. That I would drink a bath water? No, prove it. Prove that I would drink your bath water?

What time is bath time? You want Hallie's itinerary? What time is bath time, Hallie? All right. But what if Hallie uses like a lot of soap and... It's all right. Okay. You're going to get down.

It'd be like the little rascal. It's just burping up bubbles. I don't care. Hallie? Yes, absolutely. All right. On the list, how much bath water would you drink? Who's on that list?

Top five bath waters. I mean, that's saying something. Yeah. To drink the bat. There's a bunch of attractive women that I think is amazing, but I don't know if I'm going to drink their bath water. Respectfully, and this is all respectfully. Respectful lust.

Yeah, respectful. Yeah, no. We know these people don't like us, whatever I get it, in cells, whatever. We're just having fun. Who's an insult? I'm just predicting the comments. I mean, where Hallie is number one, obviously. Victoria Monet.

for me. Yeah? Yeah. I can't say because I'm like, I'll run into her so I can't say that. Like I can't, even if I agree with Demarest, I can't co-sign that because it's like, I'm gonna see her and like, yeah, no, I was watching a clip and he was talking about drinking my bath water? Like, you should probably leave the session.

You should probably find your way out. Like, you're a creep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should probably, you're offering somebody like, you should probably get out now. Like, all right, I'm out of here. Don't worry about it. Just a suggestion. Jennifer Lopez.

yeah J-Lo for nostalgia purposes for sure J-Lo for sure absolutely I hear you but

even like J-Lo and Halley as beautiful as they are they're all like six-time divorced I think they're the problem I don't know if that bathwater is worth it

nah that was misogynistic he ain't even because you know me it's because they no I'll be the seventh divorce I don't care

Yeah, line me up. I'll be in line. Yeah, I'm nice. You have to look at, you know, the ROI on that. No, you're thinking too deep into it. Yeah, he's tripping. I'm just looking at J-Lo and Halley, like, yeah. Oh, so you got a type.

Beautiful women, yeah. You think J-Lo and Hallie Berry look like that? I don't say that they look alike, but that's, you can still have a type, but your type not look alike. Crazy divorce woman? That's definitely not my type, but that's not that you say that. That did you say that, uh, might be. You have India. love up there.

India love, yeah. I'm pulling you out that bathroom. Why? No, leave me alone. Leave me alone. Let me drown. Yeah, like, leave me alone. Don't come in mind your business.

Go through. You know what niggas set a screen and you don't need it, Pete? Go through. Move, man. Move, man. Move, dog. I got this. All right, so what glassware, what type of cup are you scooping out the bathtub for any of life?

You go straw flow and the straw. And the straw like this incursive. You know, you get like the, you go wash the water. You can watch the water. Yeah, you get him like, oh, it's on the way. Got past the O. Yeah. I'm checking out.

He on his own. You don't go straw flow, baby, Dee? I'm not drinking about bath water. I'm not drinking about bad water. But through the straw is crazy. Man, through the straw. Through the straw. And, and not only through the straw.

I'm like, like, I just put my face there. Yo, dude a straw for sure. Do the straw. Give me the straw to loop-de-loop stores you get from like six flags with all the... Yeah. That's the one? Yeah, absolutely.

You all freaked out. Hallie J-Lo and then India loves the wild. Y'nakers did y'all drink hypnotics and Hennessee with Red Bull. That was you. That was your crew. I never drank Hindi with Red Bull. Never. Just say you weren't cool.

Yeah. You could drink that. You could drink Hany and Red Bull, but not Hallie Berry's bathwater? When did I say I was not drinking Hallie Berry's bathwater? No, I said. Where did we say that that was going to happen? The straw is crazy as the fuck. Yeah, the straw.

Absolutely. You think I'm drawing the line at that. Or give me the little club, you know, the little short straws at the club. So you got to get close to the top. Like the cocktail one. Cocktail sippers is crazy. The thin one, though. Like the thin one, you got to like pull crazy hard, like that one.

You put the umbrella in the bathtub? No, she's holding an umbrella in the bathtub. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human.