New Rory & MAL - Season 1 | Episode 11 | "Lamborghini Doors"

Episode Date: September 3, 2021

The boys are back! This week they start off by trying to guess who the ‘Hometown Hero of Houston” is, recapping Mal’s wild weekend in Atlanta (2:45), and end up giving Jermaine Dupri his well deserved flowers (12:13). Kanye dropped his highly anticipated album ‘Donda’, and the boys give their honest opinion (13:33), while also discussing the now infamous billboards announcing the features from Drake’s upcoming album (25:33), as well as more new music that dropped. They get into OnlyFan’s reneging on their plan to end porn on their platform (55:20), which leads into a random discussion about wanted and unwanted nudes in the DM’s. Rory tries to convince Mal that women recording him during sex is a compliment instead of disrespect (1:08:26), Mal gets marriage advice from Rory (of all people) (1:24:38), + a bunch of other random topics. Like, comment, subscribe! And don’t forget to text us questions for next week at 917-810-2295! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The hometown hero is on certified lover boy. The hometown hero is on certified lover boy. Perfect. How about you, Roy? Check, one, two, three, one, two, three, four. Miracle Watts is the hometown hero. Yes, she is. Yes, indeed.

Are we recording? Yes, she is. Miracle Watts is the hometown hero. Absolutely. Of Houston, motherfucking Texas. And I'm glad you said it on air. We need to set the record straight. Miracle Watts is the hometown hero of Houston, Texas.

That is a fact. Without a doubt. And Lear, I don't think Lyra's from there, but she's the hometown hero. She's somewhere out there. Well, yeah. You've got to start giving the hometown heroes their flowers, man. We are sitting in real time. looking at all this CLB stuff.

I know you guys have the album right now, but we're living in real time looking at all the features, debating amongst each other. Who is the hometown hero? Is it Beyonce? Is it Scarface? Is it Bun B?

Tray the Truth? Maybe. Could definitely see Tray the Truth. Is it J.J. Watt? Maybe. Is it Pim C? Is it Devin the dude? I could see that.

I could definitely see that. We're just a bunch of New Yorkers. Yeah. I'm sorry if we don't know. Paul Wall. Ah. I fuck a pole. It's a good name.

I like that. Camillionaire. South Park Mexican. Listen, man. I, I, I know. I hang out the spot in third world. I know. I know.

I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I understand. DJ screw? Okay. Now I'm giving like real.

Yeah, shit. Yeah. I can see that. Somehow. I can see that. I can see DJ school. Rest in peace. Listen, I know we know Drake and his love for Houston.

So I'm sure he's not saying that. without it being something that is worthwhile. Should we get right into that? Should we get into Dondo? Should we try to get into both? Well, first of all, let's talk about us a little bit first. Before we get to the music. I'm excited.

Yeah, man. Music is out. A lot of good music is out right now. For sure. And good music is on the way. We had, who did we get last week? We got West Side Gun. West Side Gun.

Like it. Hitler wears Hermes 6. I think it was 8. 9? 10? 11. Something like that. 6, 6, 6.

But yeah, what did you do over the weekend? I actually didn't do much at all. I didn't have an eventful weekend. I stayed and looked at your story to live vicariously through you. I got some text messages from some people. I don't usually get text messages from that said, I spy with my little eye mall in Magic City. I was definitely in Magic City.

I was definitely Magic City Monday night. And then I tried to like con them into in like a Machiavelli way of me saying, I don't believe it. Show me a video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Knowing I know you would be in Magic City. And I was just trying to get a video of you in Magic City. I was definitely in Magic City.

Went down Atlanta for the LVRN writers camp. Back to back. Yeah, I took an artist down there that I'm helping that I'm working with. Took it down there to sit in with some producers and some other artists and just, you know, you know how those writer camps go. Shout out to Justice. Yeah, no, it was really, really dope. Shout out to Justice, everybody. Everybody over at LVRN.

It was a great weekend. A lot of, a lot of creative people, cool people in the same. building. Yeah, it was pretty dope. And then we went to Jermaine DePri Studio. I did. I did see that. I didn't want to jump right into one. I wanted to let you tell me everything that happened before we got into my point of views of your experience down there. No, we went to the studio because Daniel's division is working with JD and Brian Michael Cox. You have some new music. They got some really, really dope shit coming. So we went by the studio. If you would call that a studio. It's a compound. Yeah, no disrespect.

It's definitely not just a studio. It's a full-court basketball. It's a warehouse. Yeah, that shit is a warehouse. We watched the Jake Paul fight. Okay. Or lack thereof. Yeah, or whatever it was.

And then listen to a lot of new music that's coming. And hung out, I didn't even know until JD pointed him out. And it just sounds crazy that he pointed him out. But Webster was there with us chilling. I don't know if anybody knows Webster, the sitcom from the 80s. I'm aware of it. I didn't watch it. I don't want to call him.

We're Emmanuel Lewis. Yeah. He was in there hanging out watching a fight with us and I didn't even know, knows it was him until JD was like, yo,

why you're acting like, y'all not in here chilling with Webster? Like this is all about like growing up. This was the guy we all like watched on TV. Because I was born in 1990, JD. Yeah, well, yeah. You know, there was a lot of 90s babies in there. But for me, that was like,

that was the shit. I was like, Webster, like, Emmanuel Lewis, you know. But still, it's Webster. Yeah. So got to meet Webster. great guy, real cool. Definitely didn't expect him to be as cool as he was, but he was super, super cool. Yeah, man, and JD has a, I didn't, I didn't know JD was vegan for 16, 15 years.

Yes. I had no idea. I had no idea. I only know that this is becoming a very industry intro and I don't like that. When I was at Sony, we did the Soso Death 25 year anniversary. And we were with JD for a while and everyone knows how much I admire the flesh of slaughtered animals. And for that entire week, we had to eat vegan. In the beginning, I didn't like it. And I was confused because I went to where they put all the trays of food, thinking that there was meat and things. And I was like, this just feels like some unseasoned meat.

And I found out it was vegan. But I did discover some stuff. Your lifestyle, I'm starting to understand a bit more. Yeah, no, it was good, man. He has an ice cream that he's coming out with that I tried some strawberry ice cream that was crazy. So what's the point of vegans? Why do you guys name things after meat?

What do you mean? when we're doing pre-production, we were talking with Ed and about, what was it, pork belly, but it was vegan. Yeah, so why would you call it pork belly? You're literally talking about an animal

and part of its body. Well, I guess that's just to give you the, it's the style. It's not the actual pork, but it's like the texture is similar, the sauce is similar to. So you do understand that that would be delicious.

And that is what we all want. Yeah, well, But you were like trick yourself. No, but that's what's dope about, you know, the vegan ingredients and dishes now is that it replicates a lot of the dishes that, you know, vegans want to move away from. They don't want to go to a more plant-based or more healthier, meat-free diet. You can still get the same texture, the same flavor, the same sauce. Yeah.

It's like when lesbians buy sex toys that look like penises. It's like what I thought you didn't like this. Exactly. Got you. Okay. This is why you, this is why they pay you the big. bucks. You know how to bring it all together and give it to people in a way. I'd imagine that the lesbian would say, well, it's for the feeling. But does it have to look like a vainy dick?

Yeah. Does it have to look like pork belly? Can you just have what it is? No, it would, it helps that it looks like a vainy dick. It would help. You know what I mean? It's like, listen, I know you don't like these things, but, you know, try it. You might like it. While we're on this topic, there was some social media posts during your JD vegan experience. and it said, Mall is trying, I don't know whatever food it was.

It was strawberry eggs me. It was hashtag JD's vegans. Yes. So would you consider yourself one of JD's vegans? No, I No, I wouldn't consider myself

Is that like Jerry's kids? No, no, no, no. Is that like Taz Angels? I didn't ask, but I'm assuming that J.D.'s vegan is his vegan food line. You're not, in fact,

one of Jermaine Neupree's. I'm not one of Charlie's Angels. No, I promise you're not. Definitely. No, great guy. That's, that's, that's, that's, you know, that's the legend. Legendary J. D. Pry.

But no, I'm not a, I'm not a J.D. vegan. Yeah, I feel like how the cult started in Georgetown was Jim Jones fans of Kool-Aid. Mm-hmm. I just wanted to make sure you didn't go into that warehouse and we're joining some type of cold. No, no, no, no. I just tried. Like, ooh, the cauliflower is great here. Oh, wait, J.D., you want me to commit suicide with you?

No, no, no. No, no. I just tried some strawberry, some vegan strawberry ice cream. And that it was, it was really good. And shout out to J. Always shout out to J. His whole. vegan line that he's coming out with soon.

Some of the greatest debates of all time that you will never hear happen in that studio. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Then you really start to find out what your heroes and people you look up to really think about your other heroes that you look up to. And boy, does no one like each other? It's a lot of shade. It's a lot of like, you know, yeah, yeah, whatever.

Get the fuck out of here. That type of energy. I've heard some versus talks in there. Oh, no, no. It's, it was a lot of that there. But, you know, the thing about it is. they all at the end of it have a mutual respect for each other. Of course.

They just know what time it is with their own craft. And who actually does what? Right. Right. And we went to Magic City Monday, Monday night. That was my first time. On a Saturday. No, it was on a Monday night.

But that was my first time in Magic City in years. And JD came out with us. And he doesn't even go out no more. So he came out. But the most impressive part of the night, minus the beautiful girl. It was one lady, a young lady. I'm going to get this right.

She's a performer. I'm not going to even call her a stripper. She's a performer. And I don't know who she is, but people at Magic City, I'm sure know who she is. She was climbing the poles and the ceiling. And, you know, she was doing shit that I know that men, grown men couldn't do it. She was like Lionel Richie walking on the ceiling. No, she was like Spider-Woman.

Like, I was watching her to see how long she was going to be able to hold herself up with one. She had a whole other pole. Yeah. I'm like, she was the cross angel is stripping. Everybody was laughing at me because I'm staring at her, but I'm like, I'm not staring like, I'm getting horny anything like that. I'm staring because I'm like. Oh, it's art. No, it's really is.

I could not believe that she was, she was holding herself up for like 30 seconds with one hand. Wow. No, that's core. Hanging from the ceiling. That is. And you're just swinging. And I'm like, there are men in here that work out that cannot do that. Of course.

You know what I mean? So I was just, she was phenomenal. But that wasn't as impressive as J.D. still goes to the DJ booth and gives the DJ new music that he's working on to play in the clubs. Nice. Oh, that's really dope. Like, that was phenomenal to me. That was like, like, I really admired that on a whole different level. And that's why Atlanta is better than us.

One of the reasons, sure. And Justice, don't hold us against me in our debates that we always have. We still rule who. We're still better than you. But this is why Atlanta is better than us. Because that can happen in Atlanta. And it would be fine. People would enjoy it and the club would continue on and they'd be intrigued.

And the strippers would still dance. In New York, come on. Imagine going to Starlets with your new song. Yeah, yeah. But then being a legendary songwriter producer and CEO like JD. Yeah. Like that was, I could not, like to me, that was just a life lesson in those 10 minutes. Like just watching him go to the DJ booth, shake the DJ's hands.

pass him the hard drive, play this new record. I was like if JD is still doing that at the level and success that he's at, you should always be willing to do the groundwork no matter how much success you attain in life. I put it this way with Jemaine Dupree. Out of all the people that we put at that top tier producer level, right now there's very, very few, out of that very few that you could lock in a room with just an MPC, no other key players, no other guitar players, no other producers, know the younger

younger dude that he has under him and could come out with a full record at the capacity and level that Jermaine Dupree could. I agree.

I think a lot of other producers at his caliber which is the top are going to need a lot more resources just him in an MPC and him in a keyboard. Oh yeah. No, for sure.

You know, walking through the compound, as you call it, you know, just looking at the plaques on the wall and, you know, the posters on the floor, plaques on the floor.

It was just shit everywhere. And I was just like, you know, this is, you almost forget how much Jermaine Dupree has accomplished in his career. Yeah. Like you literally almost forget because it's been so many years of it that you forgot. Like, damn, he did that. He did this. And it was just like, I started thinking about the whole versus shit.

And I'm like, I don't know if anybody want to sit in the verses with Jermaine Dupree. And once you really look at them credits. Yeah. I mean, I don't know why I want to get on the nerdy versus part. Once you start looking at the credits of who produced what for real, I don't know if anyone's really seeing Germain Dupre in that capacity No, I don't think so

I don't think that there's many if any that can sit in the verses and you know defeat Jermaine Dupreya but yeah great weekend man had a great time in Atlanta again shout out to Justice for so much hospitality shout out to Daniel 85

Brian Michael Cox everybody man we just had we had a good time that's quite the crew yeah well I guess we get writing in music them. Um, yes. Let's let's go. We got some new music. We got some good music with what actually came out on Sunday. Mm-hmm. Uh, Donda Kanye West. Yeah. 27 records, an hour and 44 minutes. How are we feeling? Um, so I listened to it for the first time in the car. Mm-hmm. I had a long drive, um, which I made longer on purpose.

Because I was trying to finish this album in the car for the first listen. I didn't want to get distracted. I did want to give it the proper respect that I owe Kanye West for all the music he's put out before. And I really did enjoy that first listen. I can't lie. It was really fucking long. And there were times that I really did get a little bit bored.

But then it did come back up. I'll start with what I liked. I liked that feature-wise, for the most part, he had everybody get personal on their verses. And just as me personally as a fan, I always like personal verses from artists. I just who I am, call me a fucking depressed, manic person.

But I like when artists like tell me about themselves and what they're going through. So I did appreciate that because there's so many fucking features on this album, at least everyone kind of put something into each feature where it wasn't just like, well, let me put this on to put it on. Right. I did enjoy that.

I think Favio had the best verse on the album. Really? Yes. I think as far as delivery feeling in it, the actual beat it was on what he was saying, in the theme of the album and who he is matching that theme, was by far the best verse on the album. Okay. I'm not mad at that.

As far as... Somebody told me that only Kanye West can make Little Yachty sound. like Tupac. I thought that was hilarious. But yeah, I didn't mean to cut you off. No, I didn't mean to cut you off. It's funny. I heard the Yadi verse and I didn't really catch the Hail Mary vibes. Yeah, yeah. The number one feature I didn't need, JZ.

Listen, can you just pan, is this a Rory Solo shot? This is a Rory Solo shot? All right, cool. HoVenja himself. The protector of all things, Rockefeller. I did not need that JZ verse, nor did I need all the hype around jail part two. and the real jail without the drums and all this other bullshit about the song jail. Is it a good song? Yes, of course.

It's Kanye West. Kanye West typically does not make bad music ever. Right. It's a good record. Is it to the caliber of Kanye West that we have to put all this fucking talk around it? No. Is it a good JZ verse? Yes, of course it's JZ.

But to a JZ caliber? No, it felt like Kanye told him we're putting this shit out tonight and that was like a month ago. And Jay hurried up and went to make sure that Kanye could play that at that first Mercedes these bends shit. In Atlanta. Yeah. Do more after. And just rap real quick.

I do like to hear Jay without drums. I like when that happens. But now, save that. Save that. It's the same way I felt about Black Republican. If y'all are going to come back, wait, give me success.

Don't give me Black Republican. Don't give me jail. Just the verse you don't like. You don't order the actual song. A song is cool. Okay. The song is all right. I like Baby's verse on it.

The baby, not Little Baby. I just I didn't see what all this hype around jail was Like I mean I know Universal held it out And the babies people texted and all that other Right right bullshit I don't really believe Right But I thought it was a lot of nonsense around a record that Was not one of the highlights of the album at all

I don't think it's bad But I think there was way better songs on that album And especially I'm not going to go nuts off Just this may be the return of the throne I love that Kanye West and Jay-Z as friends are on a speaking level and working together. I will always love that. But I didn't need this as a return. Save it. Okay. Become friends and really sit and work together. Don't call Jay Z. And I don't know this to be a fact. I'm speculating. Don't call Jay Z because you have to do a

Mercedes-Benz concert in three hours. And you want a verse. And yeah. And then Jay comes in and does what Jay does because he could do a verse in five fucking seconds and it'd be great. Right. But that's not the type of return I want, especially from two friends that have not, you know, they've had some differences. I'm not going to say they were ever beefing. Right, right, right. Didn't need that. So we could start on that point. Go back to the track list,

just because it was 27 songs, and it's only been a few days. I'm not that big of a Kanye stand. As far as, here's my thing, this is a double disc. It's an hour and 44 minutes. Because it's streaming era,

rarely do they break them up and do it that way. I would have preferred he'd done it that way, but if he didn't, cool. We have a double disc here. Like I say, with most double disc now, Chop that and a half, you could add a really, really solid album as a single disc. Yeah. I think making this album in an arena and centering it around these shows, all these little filler records that feel like they're unfinished and are just mostly kind of instrumental or just one verse or just kind of some mumbles and shit.

Save that for the live show. Don't put this on the album. You clearly made this for the arena and for that show. It shouldn't be for this album. It's a waste of our time. It should make us want to go to the show. This shouldn't, no, this is, this is like having that interlude music at a Broadway play,

but we're watching the Broadway play. When I put this in on my car or in my headphones, I'm not watching the Broadway play. You're just wasting records at this point. Are they bad? Of course not. It's Kanye fucking West. Right. No, I know what you mean.

But there's so many good full records on here that if you put this to 12, you have a crazy album. Yeah, he could have cut some of the fat. It was some fat on the album. Again, I don't need an hour in 44 minutes of an album of music. I just don't need that. But I was, you know, he gave a lot of good features.

There's a lot of people that I didn't expect to see on this album that was on this album. I loved Jesus Lloyd with J. Electronica. I think his verse was insane. Incredible. Yeah, I mean, I like the album. You know what I mean? I like it. I think it's some records.

I love the remote control. I think that's my favorite song on the album. Remote control is fire. That's where Roddy, right? Remote control. No, I think that's where Young Thug. Young Thug, I'm sorry. Yeah.

I like the Moon record with Kit Cuddy and Don Tulliver. Also, I love it. Also felt like a filler to me, though. It also felt like that that would be for the show. Or if we're going to do that, that's a specific interlude that breaks up a 12-track album. And listen, who the fuck am I to tell Kanye West that have put an album together?

No, you're a consumer. You can speak freely about a piece of art that you consume. Pop Smoke. I think it's phenomenal that Pop Smoke is on a Kanye West album. I love that these possible streams will go to his family. Love all that. Could have been saved for something else. don't think it made sense on this album.

Now, because again, it felt it felt like it was just placed there. It felt unfinished. It felt like Kanye was like, well, let's just put this pop smoke record on there real quick. It's just a lot of piecing together that didn't need. Like, when you have Pure Souls, Roddy Rich, that felt like a real record.

So then when you place it in between three unfinished joints that you literally only made or put there for the visual sense to go in between, I watched the show. The show is phenomenal. It's phenomenal visually. And in between all these full records, they did these interludes with these songs, and it was a visual thing. You were watching what he was doing, and that was just kind of the score of the background. Right. That doesn't need to be on a album, a concise album to me. Yeah. I mean, I think that what he did around it, around the album leading up to the album, I think he changed the game

as far as, you know, rollouts and visually things you can do around your album and things like that. So it's a win as far as I'm concerned for Kanye and his team. This is definitely a win. I think it debuted number one in 94 countries or 94 countries or some shit like that, some crazy shit. Yeah. So it's a success, man. I think what he wanted to do, which is, you know, push the envelope and push the needle in the culture and show that we can do things that, you know, we could think outside of the box, we can try different things with our art and our culture. I think that's more so what he was trying to accomplish here. And I think he hit this one out of the part for sure.

I think as far as what was the last album called? Just Sunday servant, no. What was the last gospel? Jesus is King. Jesus is King. Jesus King, yes. I think the approach here as far as the content,

even directly from Kanye's verses, is probably a better approach. Jesus King felt, for the most part, really like a gospel album. Which I think probably deterred a lot of his fan base away from it because obviously not everyone is Christian and even Christians aren't always trying to hear

Christian music from their favorite rapper. This way, it didn't feel preachy. It didn't feel like I want to tell you, it didn't feel like I was walking down the street and someone tapped my shoulder and say, can I tell you about Jesus Christ? Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior? It didn't feel that way on this album,

so I have to give credit there. I thought his approach on it, even with his own personal verses, still stuck to what people would consider would be a Bible message in it in a more relatable way. More of a hope feeling, more of a faith feeling, more of things you go through every day and how God can be interjected in those types of things. So I did like his approach on this one as far as a wider audience than Jesus King. Jesus King was a gospel album.

It was good gospel music. I thought his rapping was kind of lower tier. than it usually is. And I think on this one, it actually sounded like Kanye wrote most of his verses on this. I'm not saying that as a bad thing, but I'm also not saying it as a good thing. But again, I'm not mad at the album.

I see some people saying they don't like it. I mean, some people saying this is a mass. This is a classic already. And, you know, it's all over the place. But for the most part, I think if, you know, you cut some of the fat, trim the album down some. I would have enjoyed it more. I didn't need the hour and 40-something minutes of music.

Yeah. It definitely sounded expensive. Like the hurricane record with Weekend and Little Baby, I like a lot. It sounds really fucking expensive, though. Yeah. It definitely has that polished feel, which, you know, I'm not mad at.

But, you know, you're making records in an arena. Sometimes it makes it less relatable to a human being sound-wise. That's all. Yeah. It gets stuck in that world. Yeah, in that Mercedes-Benzhen arena is not how the rest of us. It's not going to knock in somebody's Honda Accord. Yeah, it's different.

So, like, a lot of that fat and a lot of those interludes and a lot of those records, we're not going to have the same feeling you had in that arena. Yeah. When I'm just in my car, I'm like, duh, this is, all right, this was a waste of four minutes on this one. So I think the full record should stay on streaming and a lot of that fat should stay for the show because those records were built for an arena and for visuals and for what Kanye does. when he tours, which I'm sure is going to be incredible. Oh, yeah, when he, when he tours, that jail record is going, that's going to go crazy.

Of course. That, that'll sound great in an arena. Yeah, that's going to go crazy. But, you know, is what it is. I hate to say, I'm still going to live with it, but I am because it is two hours and it came out on Sunday. Yeah, you still got to listen to it and, you know, again, I like it. You know, some records on there that I really like a lot. But, yeah, you got to live with it, man.

Got to live with the record and see how it ages. All right. CLB, let's get to it. I know it's Thursday now, so the people have heard it while we're talking about it. I mean, there's other music that came out already. Let's get to the nitty gritty. We get right after that. Okay.

Let's do it. We'll be early. I'm sure you've heard the album. I didn't. I'm sure it's been DM to you by OVO Mark crew. It has not been DM to me. Maul, I was just driving in the Bronx and it said, Hey, Kingsbridge Road.

Mall is on CLB. I was just there. Hey, Fordham. Hey, Fordham. The Prince of Podcasting is on CLB. That's hilarious. That's very funny. No, I didn't hear nothing yet, though, man.

And I think I like that. I think I like the fact that I don't know what is going to be on this album. Do the features, I like the rollout. I like going to the different cities the artist is from and saying, hey, city, this person's on that. Yeah, but people online got to relax. Some people are like, oh, this is the most amazing. thing ever. It's my, calm down.

But I said the same thing about the Mercedes Ben thing. And I was like, no, it's great, but he's also a billionaire. And he's the only one that could do this rollout. Yeah. It's just like, this is, I mean, it's cool. It's definitely a unique thing. We've never seen this. But to call it the greatest marketing ever is like, wait, wait till I go on Hollis Ave and say,

yo, hey, Queens, my homeboys on my mixing. Just because I got a little bread in my pocket. Yeah, man. It was just like, I don't know, man. But again, it's unique. So you knew unique way of- I do like it. I'm hating, but I'm not.

In each city that the artist is from. Like, I get it, I understand. It's definitely a unique way of doing things. But yeah, no, I don't know. I haven't heard anything from the album. I like that. I don't know, you know, some of the features in different cities is kind of like, you know, again, Houston,

we don't know who it is. Everybody's speculating on who it may be. I'm going to go with trade-a-truth or, I might even say Scarface, maybe. I would love for Scarface to be on. Yeah. But I'm sure Houston's going to tell us how ignorant we work And everyone knows exactly the hometown heroes

Yeah Do you think though the amount of features This has been a lot of billboards And some of them have had like five names on them Yeah but you I just think that's where we are now Rory I think we just You know

We're going to start to see a lot of features on albums Because everything is streaming Everything is you know Artist's names and click and people want to So that's just that's the game now I think that we're going to see these albums that people are putting out. It's just going to be feature heavy for the foreseeable future for sure. Yeah, but with artists like Drake, though, I can see that with streaming with other artists.

Yes, it helps to have features because if you can make them an actual clickable name on your shit, it goes on their Spotify page too. That makes sense to me with a lot of artists. Yeah. Let's get primary feature. Let's make sure that anyone that loves Mesego, let's have Mesaigo be our feature. and all Masego's fans are going to see when that features uploaded because it'll be on his page. Does Drake need to do that? No.

Of course not. Drake can literally say he could have put a billboard in every city with just a countdown to the album coming out. And that would have been just as great as marketing as this is. I've seen just because I love watching the Kanye and Drake fans go back and forth. The Yeas sexuals and the Drake sexuals just go at each other. Like it's worse than the gay pride parade. in Staten Island. It's just a fucking,

it's a terrible fucking back and forth. I saw all the Drake Stan say, hey, we love Kanye, but we need Kanye West. I don't need Kanye West plus 27.

I like a Kanye West album. He shouldn't rely on features. Kanye West is a god. Kanye West does not need his album to be carried by features. He don't need all those features. He's Kanye fucking West. Now I'm going to watch them move

the goalposts for Drake. Again, I haven't heard any music. But I've seen about 25 fucking features named in every major city in the country and in Nigeria. I mean, I think, I think him having... Who's going to move the goalpost? Him having Yebba on the album is great.

I can't wait to hear that. That's the number one feature I care about. Yeah, I can't. I was hoping it was the Yeba I'm thinking of. To hear that. That, to me? That's certified lover boy. Yeah. I'm a cry. Yeah, yeah. The Yeba feature is definitely something that I'm definitely looking forward to hearing. La Russell

And I don't think Yeba's from Memphis I think she's from like a city in Arkansas called Memphis That's hilarious No I'm really not making that up That's hilarious Because my man's found Yeba And yeah I'm not bugging

Memphis Arkansas West Memphis Arkansas Hey O Trey got to do his Wikipedia's better That's funny Hey Memphis Project Cat and Yeba on CLB. Why couldn't Arkansas get the billboard? Yeah. Send a Billboard to Arkansas. Yeah, send a billboard to Arkansas for Yebba, man.

Why Little Rock? But that was dope. Why couldn't the Clintons put that up? I didn't see, I didn't see this feature coming. This was definitely caught me by surprise, but I definitely want to hear that. You're going to call me corny. This is probably for me as an R&B fan, the most anticipated feature I've ever had. with Drake before. Yeah, but no, I'm with you on that. Because I definitely didn't, this was, this was like out of the blue. I didn't see this happening.

More than the static major and tie dollar shit when he released that Scorpion track list. We saw that. Yeah, this is, hopefully this is, they did this right. Well, they didn't do the billboard, right? Yeah, no, she's from Arkansas. Givion and Drake, I may shed a tear on that one. Yeah, but he wrapped. He rapped and most people thought that was Saba.

If I get an R&B certified lover boy, Drake and Givion, like... Yeah, that could be hard. That could be hard. Givion said... So you want more... The balloons are deflated like him. So you want more...

That's the only person that could write with Drake on that... On that sad bag. Yeah, for sure. So you want more... You don't want any rapping from Drake on this problem. Well, I said almost a year ago when he announced this, I thought Certified Lover Boy was going to be an album full of straight rap. It would just be rap, nothing else.

I take it back once I see all these features. But at this point, just... I need Drake to rap. Rap on the intro, rap on the outro. Okay. Keep the street going of intros with crazy bars. I'm not mad at that. Because he's pretty high on that list.

I know everyone I've seen arguing all week if Drake is really hip-hop. His intro game is much higher than a lot of. of your favorite rappers, but... Drake should take this CLB on tour and just, he should take a page out of Teddy Pendergras's documentary and make this a woman's only tour. Like, only women can come to the arena

and see this show. Well, I mean, as, as a straight white male, I kind of feel like I would be discriminated against if that type of practice took place. Well, welcome to, welcome to the club. I feel a bit like a victim if Drake would do something like that. I'm not allowed to come somewhere because of who I am. Who the fuck do y'all think y'all are?

Yeah, no, you're not allowed. See, that's how it feels. You don't like that, right? Drake could certainly sell out the same way he does with arenas, would you come in. Absolutely. And that would cause all fucking Fox News would lose their mind. It would be great press. Yeah.

It would be amazing. I could just already see those commentators. Yeah. Look at these practice, these racial practices. We're talking about gender, sir. This is a gender thing. It's all the same. Yeah.

Yeah, I think you should do that, though. But, yeah, man, these are these features are interesting. and um I just think that Drake is a is an asshole though like he didn't have to release his cover art Monday after Kanye came out Sunday

it's like do you think that's really his cover art do I think that's his cover art I mean it's Labor Day weekend and it's that's not for they're not no Labor Day weekend is not to celebrate people that have been in labor I know

it's people that did labor I know and West Indians I know but it's still like Labor Day Listen, man, I don't write these. It writes itself, Rory. I don't write this. Like, this is just what the universe handed me today when I came in here. And I'm giving it to you live on air.

Like, I absolutely hated that cover. And then who's the- I hope that's not the cover, though. Who's the artist that they said did it? I don't kill what artists is. Damien Hirsch. Damien Hirsch was, they said did it. And I was like, all right, what does that mean to me?

I still think it, you can't put a cool artist name next to it and think I'm going to like it. Yeah, this is not. All right. For all the people that love this Drake cover, do we owe Game an apology? Because Game really got the pregnant joints. Yeah. This is just an emoji.

He really had pregnant women in the studio. Like for sure. Because he was born to rap. Exactly. The same way you said, you thought it was ill with Labor Day. Come on, man. You never realized he was born to rap.

No, I wasn't born to rap. No, I know I wasn't born to rap. Oh, yeah. I was born into rap. But I hope this is not the official artwork. I hope this was just something to just get the internet to do what it did. Yeah, I hope this isn't the official artwork, though.

Do you think Drake has put himself in a position as such a pop star and as the biggest artist in the world, per se, that he can't take any risks anymore? Or has he really taken risks? Because all the things, and I don't want to upset the Drake fans by complimenting Kanye, but I will. Kanye, his entire career, has taken risks in how his sound was going to be. Aida weights and heartbreaks was a risk And it paid off and that deemed a lot of Drake sound Yeezus, whether you like it or not, was a risk You're the biggest artist in the world

And you're making an album that doesn't sound anything Like what's going on right now Again, he got safe He went back to being safe And that's why Yee sucks so much And Donda I wouldn't call it a risk But I think making a Christian album

Like Jesus is King before And sticking to it with the Donda thing Is it still a bit of a risk to some degree As one of the biggest artists has Drake taken much risks and can he on this album? Because he has such a large fan base that he has to cater to each time. And I know Yey does too, but Yey's fan base knows that he's going to take risks and say outlandish things no matter what. Yeah, if you comparing the two artists and asking who's the risk taker, it's definitely Kanye.

I think, not to say Drake plays it safe, but he plays it safer than Kanye does. But again, we don't know what this music sounds like on this project. This is something that he's been working on for a long time. And again, we just got to wait and hear it. Like you said, we're talking in real time, so we haven't heard it yet. But to answer your question, no, Drake doesn't take the risks on the Kanye level. No, I don't think, in his music, I don't think he does. I think what he does is, you know, he's great at introducing the next sound or the next wave

to making it more popular. I think he's great at that. He's great at, you know, pulling artists up that are on, you know, on the upcoming list and giving him a huge, huge look. I think he's great. He does that a lot.

Like, he has La Russell on his project, which is, you know. Was that true? La Russell? Yeah, La Russell's on his project. He definitely is? Yeah. Okay.

I wasn't sure if he just like Photoshop. I fuck him. I wasn't sure. I scroll past it was a joke. Listen, it's a billboard in Vallejo, I guess. Oh, fine. Well, I think he's a great rapper. Yeah. No, LaRussle was crazy.

So things like that, Drake does, that I think is, you know, and you can call out a risk. You can call out a risk giving a feature to an up-and-comer artist, you know. I suppose. You know what I mean? But you're talking more on a bigger scale as far as, like, sound and, you know, aesthetic. Yeah, I feel like should we require our major artists, like our artist's artists? I don't want to put every rapper in that category. And not to say rappers aren't artists.

I want to make that very clear. I'm talking about the artists that have the ability to completely change sound. A lot of rappers feel the need to stick with hip-hop, traditional hip-hop shit. Artists like a yay. No, no, he definitely has. And he doesn't have to stick to rap. And we know that to be true. So I think he has the ability as a singer and as a rapper.

And someone has a fan base that doesn't expect him to. stick to just rapping. He can take risks on sound. Great, I think he sort of took a risk with Afro beats. I won't say he took a big one because Afro beats was already on its way. I love that he shone light on it. But I don't know. I just feel like with where we put the Yeas and the princes and those people,

I think we should have our artists take more risks with sound. That's all. I'm not mad at it because sometimes that shit can be forced. You know what I'm saying? It could fail. Yeah. But that's the beauty of risks. Yeah, no.

And what makes them so great is that it didn't fail. Right. No, I get it. But, I mean, I, again, I just don't know if it's different risks. Like, you know, it's a different level of risks. And I think that the risk that Drake takes is, you know, he's willing to take a sound that is not as popular yet and make it popular. He's able to take artists that aren't as popular yet. popular yet and make them popular.

And I just think that's what he does. I think he sticks to that. You know, he's not going to do nothing that's too far out of his wheelhouse. Like he's not going to, you know, Drake is not going to run around with a mask on the Cannes film festival and stuff like that. He's not going to do that. That's just not who he is. No, and I don't want him to do something outside of who he is. But I think he has the ability now with a fan base that he's grown and how much.

leeway we would ever give Drake, he has leeway to fail. Oh, yeah, no, for sure. He has plenty of room to go try some shit that's not going to work. For sure. Even to the point, when I remember he was, whatever interview was, I think it was with Beaton Elliott saying that 40s always told me, yo, why don't we just make the classic rap album do 10 records, even set it on Sandra's Rose, do a classic, that's just 10 of these.

He didn't even want to do that because he was saying I have so many fans that I have to cater to and not everyone loves the rap shit. Oh, take a risk. You're just a straight rap album. Yeah. Your fans will probably like it because they love you. Yeah, and I don't even know if that's a risk. That's not.

That's not even a risk for him. Like, who wouldn't love a full Drake rap album? You know what I mean? Like, that's like he can rap. He's really good at, he's really great at rapping. So it's like, you know, we definitely want that. I don't know if that's at risk. But, you know, I'm just anxious to hear the music.

I hope this isn't the cover art again. I'm going to keep saying that. I hope not. But yeah, man, it's going to, it's going to be interesting to see. It's going to be interesting to see these, uh, what the next week looks like. Well, listen, before we got Donda,

before we got the, uh, release date for CLB, we got baby Keem and Kendrick. Somebody dropped music. How do we really feel about that record? Uh, it's cool. Okay. I'm gonna give it a, uh, a solid, it's cool.

Okay. I enjoyed it. It didn't make me stop in my fucking tracks. I really like Baby Kim and I think he has an extremely bright future. Yeah. And I'm looking forward to a full, full project from him. Kendrick's verse, yeah, I liked it. It wasn't the stop me in my tracks that I would usually expect from Kendrick when he comes

off a hiatus. I think he addressed some things that were cool. I enjoyed it. I will say that. But I kind of wanted to be stopped at my tracks. I like it. You know, again, it wasn't nothing that I thought was like incredible or, you know, amazing. Like, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it's good rapping. It's really, really, really good rapping.

Um, the production, you know, the energy and everything. Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's definitely, uh, something that we weren't expecting to get. And, you know, we kind of got it and was like, oh, shit, okay. But I, I just, I just think sometimes people just get ahead of their selves with these, you know, the shit they were saying online and you know it's like everybody just just relax calm down for a second like I get it but you know just Kendrick purposely added Kim at the end and aware of the times

and I think this record came out imperfect timing with Donna because he said yeah Connie changed his life of me I'm an old school Gemina and Kim coming in saying let me jump in this bitch smoking on top five stop playing I'm that guy and then Keen came in saying number two is DM in my bitch

I just think I think this I think Kendrick's verse was really a warning shot to everybody else but us I think everyone that knows knows

about this verse and really took it as okay this wasn't really for us to me no because who would number two be I'm not I think he has an album out today

yeah I wouldn't I wouldn't throw any names out there but Drake I'm saying I wouldn't throw any names I said Yeah I mean Listen I get it It's Kendrick one of the greatest rapids that we have I don't think JZ is DM in Keem's bitch

Yeah no I don't think so either But you know I get it I understand I think there's a lot of shit here I wasn't as blown away By this record as I thought I would be And I don't think it was for us As far as Kendrick Spark

Because the beat changed everything Keem's part is more of like the uptempo You can play this outside type shit. Kendrick beat changed. He starts rapping. I think every last line in this is a subliminal to the people that

know what he's saying. And it's not subliminal in it for sure. And it's not one of us as a fan. Yeah, no, it's subliminals in it. It's a lot of things going on behind the scenes. Yeah, yeah. For sure.

Listen, that's all I took away from the baby Keem and Kendrick's shit was. No, you're right. And he knows everything. And he's coming back on some energy that is of control. and it's not so much, hey, you guys are my friends, but I want to beat you guys. I think this is a very angry human being.

He's not in an angry, like, in real life, an angry rapper. Yeah, yeah. He's been wanting smoke for a while now, though. I think Kendrick has been sitting at the park with his basketball waiting for somebody to come to the park and play in one-on-one. I agree with you. And I feel like Big Sean is the only one that's sort of stepped up to the plate on that. I feel like everyone else has ran up.

away from that smoke. They went to the other part? They did. They said, I don't even want to play with it. Yeah, I don't like these rims. I don't even like these rims. I don't like these double rims? No, I don't like double rims, man. I can't play. I don't like double rims. I hate double rims. Everyone has ducked a smoke. And I, do we know Kendrick to even be battle tested, though? That's why I'm just curious why everyone runs from the smoke with

Kendrick. Well, as a, as another artist or rappers, they know like who's who's who they know like you respect each other's pens differently when that's what you do when you're a rapper as well you hear records you hear flows cadences entangras and all of that and you know like oh now he's he gets busy so you try to avoid that and because you don't want to you know that that that that could definitely you know tarnish your brand listen man big sean came out and said I don't care who is who the who whoopty who all that asthma attack shit when I rap it back don't even know what the fuck you said like you ain't really say nothing at all yeah i'm just

saying i get it and i don't take that of kendrick i'm just saying no i don't understand why rappers jump you should jump in there though me i think i mean i think i'd be a worthy opponent i would wait do you think keem was maybe talking like maybe i'm are you number two i'm the goat i'm number who you dm i have not i don't think i've dm baby keems girl or kentrick's girl let me see who you DM it, man. I need to figure this out because if that was a shot to you, that's going to change everything for me. Then I love this record, if that's the case. I feel like reason or

Punch would have told me if it was about me, but maybe they're in on it too. Yeah, no, I don't, I think you're safe this time. Do you think maybe they know my Finster and it was from my Finster? They might. They might have figured you out. Do you have fenced it? No, I don't. I don't. I don't. I would have, like, really judged you. No, I should, though. I need one. I actually might need one. To add money bags from a different account? No, I wouldn't. Of course, I

do that. I'm giving myself away if I do that. But no, I think I need one, though. What would your emoji be from the Fista? Um, I don't know. The world map. Pick your place, babe. I'm trying to give you ideas. Who's talking to women like that? Pick your place, babe.

You'd be fucking surprised. I would be. I would be fucking surprised. And it might work. Listen, I'm friends. I'm friends with IG chicks. Like actual real friends, not like trying to sleep with? No, trust me, I know. A lot of y'all are nasty as fuck. Y'all are fucking weirdos. I've seen some of the DMs.

And they've handed me the phone. I don't ask you. No. They can't wait to show. No. Yeah. It's nasty out there. That's why I'm not getting a room with some of these guys I look like.

That's why I think Kim's saying, bro. Like, I've seen the DMs. Yeah. You should be scared. I get it. I definitely get it. But again, I wish a rapper would. I like the record.

I wasn't as blown away as, you know, the internet seemed to be about this record. But I like the record, though. It's definitely like. Prison of the moment. Top level rapping for sure. It is what it is. As far as music, I mean, West Side's we didn't get fully into. Great project.

I don't really know what to say about West Side albums anymore. It's a great project, man. I think he makes the best albums, actual albums, out of the whole Griselda crew. It's not a slap because they all make amazing albums. But the way West puts albums together is fucking, it's kind of on the donned shit. It was ironic that they came out around the same time because West just kind of lets features be, like he's perfect at making sure the feature is the star of each record putting on talent that you may not know about not that Donda was that but

Westside always does that in such a great way and continues to make a similar sound which is the Griselda sound new every time it's just conductors all over that album um they spast stove god uh stove god where is where is the album yeah he's um he's definitely one of my favorites for sure sure. Yeah, that West Side album, man, I didn't, I didn't hit him yet, man, but I meant to text him and just tell him like, yo, listen, man, he's definitely in a groove that's just like, you know, it's just fun to watch. Yeah. He's in a, he's in a groove, man. And this, this project is

up there with one of, probably one of his best projects to me. I almost text you on Friday morning whenever I listened to it when I was driving of like, yo, can he just make a whack album? Yeah, like, that's what I'm saying. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, I hate to be that guy. I was like, Can you just make a whack album? I know what you mean. It's just because when you think about it, he's not really, you know, he's not doing too many things differently from project to project.

Maybe working closer with different producers. Maybe. Still sounds different to me. But yeah, but it's just like it's still a different vibe. You know, the bars are more current. But you can't lose with that with the formula. He just, West just found a formula that. It's just, you know, it's working.

He's working it, man. He's working his formula. And this is another project that I think people are going to have to look at and respect on a high level. No, man, I keep up. I keep up. Osama where's Kith? I know all that shit.

Saddam where's Burberry. We could go on for a long time with this. Joe wears a mirror. You teed it up. What the fuck you want from me? Everyone's over it. We're fine. Um, yeah.

Anyways, I saw that Kid Cuddy got a billboard in Cleveland and I feel like we're allowed to claim Kid Cuddy, I feel like. Kit Cuddy is from Brooklyn, man. Cutty is from the same block as Sean Price in my opinion. Yeah, Kit Cuddy is from Brooklyn. I get it. I get it. Respect to Cleveland. We love you.

All respect to Cleveland. But Kid Cuddy is from Brooklyn. He is. He's from Brooklyn. So, yes. Bushwick. Yeah. Kid Cuddy is on TV.

Yeah. He's definitely from Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Was there Toronto billboards? We don't have to rehash. I just want to make sure we hit I don't know, but I hope Drake has some of the Toronto classic R&B acts on this album. I would love to hear something from Glenn Lewis. Hey, Scarborough, Cardinal officials on this one. Yeah, Cardinal. You know what I mean? I said that's so American and white. Cardinal official. Cardinal official. The official Cardinal. I'm capital. Get Glenn Lewis on it, man. I love Glenn Lewis. And don't you forget. To me, I think Tamia is from Toronto as well, too.

She is. I'm not mistaken. She is. Get Tamia on there, man. Get some good Toronto R&B on there. Speaking of Canada, Belly's album. Phenomenal. Really good project.

Has some real time. I'm still doing it. I know we talked about it right before it came out, obviously, but belly shit is really, really good. Front to back. It's like got content and shit you can listen to do with the car. Yeah, that died for a record with a... The best compliment I think I could ever get. give the album. Yeah. That Die for a record

is crazy. Oh yeah, for sure. Like I like it every time I like it more and more every time I hear the record. It sounds like a fucking under the new soundtrack for a new Batman movie or something. Yeah, because I can definitely see that movie. I get Batman vibes whenever I hear it die for it. We can and belly make like

movie soundtrack type of records. Yeah, their record sound just like big scores. For sure. That's what it sounds like. For sure. Wow, we took a quick break versus Fat Joe Jaru was just announced. I think it's a great fucking matchup.

I can smell the du rags now. There's going to be a lot of durags in the building. Hopefully with masks on. Yeah, no, you just turn the du rag around and wear the cape over your face. And I'm sure everyone will have Vax cards in there for sure. Yeah, yeah, for the same name. Hand them out front, don't worry about it. Selling them right there on Madison.

Don't worry about it. It's going to be the same guy. All 30,000 people. Absolutely. Get your Vax card right there in Madison. Yeah. Or it's all. I think it's a great matchup

I don't want to get into a Fat Joe job rule debate We can save that But I do think this is a really, really good matchup Yeah, this is dope We've talked about this one in the past This is dope Another win for New York City Just going off or just right now

Throwing it out there I got rule I'm biased So I was gonna go rule too I love Fat Joe But I got ruled on this one Fat Joe It's been a long career

Oh no for sure One of the best beat pickers ever Fat Joe It's funny Fat Joe had his store years ago when I was in elementary school on 3rd Avenue in the Bronx. He had a store called, I think, Halftime with Fat Joe. And he actually, Fat Joe himself actually sold me my first pair of Olives. That was like the basketball shorts that we used to wear.

He actually sold my first pair of Olaf. Yeah, no, I forget sometimes. But, you know, it's just the age gap. I don't know if you knew what Olives were. No, I know. But, yeah, Fat Joe sold me my first pair of Olives out of his halftime store in the Bronx. years ago. That might have been like 90, I want to say 93, 94. Jaru had moved out of Queens by the time I was 11.

Yes. He was no longer there. Maybe younger. Oh, bad. But yeah, this is going to be dope. This is going to be really good. This is going to be some big fucking records that night. I'll tell you that.

No, for sure. Anyways, outside of music. outside of music we run down what did happen we never got into let's go back to our topics we forgot about

Only fans is back Yeah that was a little They had a hiccup They kind of gave us the pump fake And we thought it was over And I think they sat down In the board room and said Hey we can't lose

The TNA yet I just need to know What their plan was Like what What did that meeting go by What was that board meeting Somebody was like We're sick of making money

Yeah. And somebody was like, bro, if we get rid of the T&A, we don't have much left here. I'm talking about with the announcement. It probably went through 30 or 40 approved people to say, hey, we're no longer going to allow all the people that create income for us on our platform anymore. Yeah. Without a plan. Yeah, I still don't understand what that was about. I don't know if it was some new guidelines that may have been handed down.

I don't know what they, I don't know. We didn't understand it when they announced it. We didn't know what they were going to do. Like, okay, so it was just going to be like, all. just like showing us the tour buses now? I don't, I don't care to see that. There's other paywall companies that don't have the stigma of only fans already that you guys are not going to be. So, yeah.

Listen, man, just throw some pussy up there. I understand why you guys don't have a real app. Don't, listen, don't change a game in the ninth inning. I don't understand why they haven't leaned into it more. Yeah. Like what's wrong with just accepting that women are going to pop pussy and pay you a hefty percentage in the process. Then you just give everybody like a week free trial to just run through OnlyFans and see

everyone's page and profile and videos for like a week. They've reached out to us. Like once we started our podcast, they reached out to us with content. They were very polite, very nice. Just guys, I'm sorry, you have the stigma. Like if Maul and I release the OnlyFans, they're going to be thinking that Mo and I are going to be doing some really weird shit on that. Nass things on OnlyFans.

And granted, I think we both have nice feet, but I just don't think that's our calling. Yeah, no, I'm definitely not angling my feet. And it's not for me to say that your, your platform isn't for us. It's, I'm a subscriber. I'm a consumer. Yeah. Let me just be a subscriber and consumer. I don't need to give the world my only fan. No, I definitely won't be on only fans. But again, I don't know what they would, what that whole thing was about, but it seems like things are back to normal and that was just a hiccup in the, the infrastructure. I saw, I saw a lot of different companies try to capitalize on that. So a lot of chicks announcing some weird, like, instead of only fan,

only me and my crew.com. It was very interesting. Chicks started sending them, Hey, Big Head, Texas. And they, you know, they took them back two days later. Like, they stopped responding. He was popping for two days. He was like, oh, only fans is back. Like, you thought it was over.

Yeah. Has a chick ever shared her only fans content with you, like to get your suggestions or like to pick which one? How do you go about judging that? Are you one of those honest people that's, are you more of like a pitchfork where you'll be really critical and tell her certain things that she could change and these do for the art of it? Or are you more of like maybe a complex where it's like, oh, this was the greatest thing that

ever existed? No, no, no, no, no. She used to send me pictures before she posted them on her Onlyfans and say, is this too much? Is it? Because she wasn't doing like new stuff. She was, you know, showing. She was a waste of fucking data.

No, no, no, she was, she has a nice shape. She has an Instagram. Yeah, she has a nice shape. She's one of those. Listen, she made a lot of money. But she didn't want to get too, you know, revealing. She didn't, you know, is this showing too much butt? Is this showing too much cleavage?

But it's for the fans? I know. Listen, man, she made a lot of money without taking a close off. So you weren't, you weren't one of the, you were a yes, man. No. You weren't honest in the crew and saying this is, no, I was very honest. The fans aren't going to appreciate it. No, I go to your Instagram for them.

this. I don't need to see your knee. No, no, I was very honest. Paying 1399 for this. I let her know that, yo, you can, no, you can show a little more cheek right there. That's okay. Yeah, I tried to help. Come on, man.

The streets got to eat. You know that? She got to eat. Yeah, you got to show more than that. She's part of the streets. Exactly. That's the beauty of only fans as far as subscription based.

You really have to pay the first month to even find out. You'd be looking at a chick's IG page like, nah, I can't see her busting it over. I think she's just going to give me a vacation picks that she's not posting here. Yeah, but the thing is you get the you get the private DM and back and forth. You might get a nude in the private.

I'm not doing that. I mean, you know, some guys score like that. If you spend enough. No, I get those DMs because anytime you subscribe to a thing, they can DM you. Listen, I'm a sucker. I don't fall for the baby. I've been thinking about you all day. Like, do you want to see this?

We've never met. Do you want to see this? We don't know each other. They'd be asking you if you want to see. see it? Yes. And that like they took the picture for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look like you fall for the, do you want to see this? You're like, yes, yes, I do. Not on only fans, but I've fallen for it.

Oh, man, the internet is a weird place. I've definitely fallen for it. This is a weird place. And the DMs too, I've fallen for it. Oh, no, let me see it. But I think it's a simple question. Like, you want to see it. Okay. Yeah, sure. I'm not doing nothing else. I'm just home watching sports center. If I don't like it, then I'll shut my phone off. Asking a man, do you want to see it is hilarious. You want to see it? I'm going to start asking people if they want to see it.

Don't, no. We got to turn the tables. Don't do that. We have to turn the tables. No, it's a double standard that we can't do. I'm talking about women that we're not just random women. You should not ask a random one. No, I just want to make sure you're not advocating that men should go out and ask strange women.

Do you want to see it? I'm talking about women. I'll knock them out myself. No, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about women that you know that you have a, you know, some type of rapport with it already. Oh yeah. I would say, do you want to see it? Yeah, do you want to see it?

But then I got to get like. If she says what, you were like, it? Right. Right. You know what I'm saying? But then you're trying to surprise her with something else that's not what we all know is it. Just send her something totally different. Like Basley?

Yeah. Send her Bayesie doing a trick. Why not? Fuck it, man. Go for it. What if you want to send her it though? Oh, no, I don't ask. To women that you know.

Yeah, yeah. To women that, no. No, no, no. To women that, come on, we have to keep saying that. I'm not sitting. They kill me for continuing to say it. I'm not trying to get us not canceled. I'm not saying a random dick pick to a woman that I do not.

That's not happening. No. But no, to women that I know. Oh, yeah. I'll ask. I ask what you're doing and when I know you're in a public spot. If you would have said, no, I'm at home chilling, I wouldn't have sent it. If I know you out at work.

That's when you got to add the little like the sparkly glitter effect, but you got to rub the picture. The fact that you know how to do that, I'm a judge you. I'm a pro at this, I still don't even know how to do it when on the receiving it. I'm just sitting there playing etcher sketch.

Like, what the fuck is going? I can't get this shit. Nah, you got to put the picture. I'd be scratching that shit like a lottery ticket. Yeah. That's how it is a lot. It's a lot of it's a jackpot. Exactly.

That's how you got to rub it. You got to rub it all the glitter away. Make them work for it? Yeah, make it work for it, man. That's when you send it when you don't, you don't even have to ask if she's in public or not. Just send it like that. No, I like to know.

No, let's play yo. Yo, she says, good morning. Hammer pick. What you doing? Hammer pick. But like, women's nudes are beautiful because women's bodies are beautiful. And gay men would say that any people on earth would say women have beautiful bodies. Absolutely.

People that like dick and don't like dick would say the dick picks are kind of fucking gross. No, but you got to. There's nothing that attractive about just a dick. No, you got to jazz up the background, though. Oh, no, I've tried to get artsy with my dick. Yeah, you got to have, like, the art wall. Exactly. Come on, Roy, you're a pro at this.

You know what you're doing, man. You know what I'm saying? Clean up the living room. Get everything nice. You know what I'm saying? No, I think my dick is on Reddit at the point. No, my shit is Reddit, edit, embedded, embedded. My shit is everywhere.

I know that for a fact. That shit is on aim. Whatever. Have a blast, man. It's all good. I don't know how we got on that tangent of OnlyFans. Maybe we should start the OnlyFans. shit, listen, man, things get too rough out here.

Listen, one of the funniest 50 bars of all time is if my records sell slow, I'm sure you're my dick. And then what happened? They slowed down and then he started power and said season one, yo, here's my dick. Seven seasons later, powers a successful show. 50's a legend. I respect it. Speaking of that and nothing of that, I do have some condolences to give, man.

What happened? Edden informed me of a staple, a landmark in New York City history. I don't care what borough you're from. I don't care if you're from New Jersey. I don't care if you're from Connecticut. I don't care if you're from around the world. Everyone on Earth knows the West Fourth McDonald's. Across from the cage.

West Fourth and Sixth Avenue. It is one of the most iconic McDonald's on planet Earth. first time I saw it two dykes fight I think I got punched two Yeah It's just eating my Very violent era in the 90s

That was a very violent area 2000s as well Early 2000s yeah Listen I put it this way Rudy Giuliani took down the mob Cleaned up the entire city There was one place in the entire city He could not clean up

East New York And the West 4th McDonald's Yeah Yeah I'm surprised they were as long as they were, man. Because that McDonald's was always a little shaky. The floors were always greasy.

That was with people's fucking blood and spit. Yeah, it just was a homeless people's piss. Very, very nasty place. But the fries were always fresh. Well, I mean, they were seasoned with regret and disappointment. Yeah. Yeah. But I didn't know that though.

I didn't know they were closed. We found out about a month ago that they closed. I guess this means we all need to resort to, I guess, the one on Essex and Delancey would be the next insane McDonald's. On Essex and DeLancy. Yes. Okay. City-wise. Is that still open?

That is definitely still open. Okay. Just caught a Big Mac over there. And I'm not so about the burger. Had nothing to do with the menu. But no, condolences to the West Ford McDonald's. If you know, you know, I know our international listeners or outside of New York may not know what the fuck we're talking about. But it was an iconic.

iconic McDonald's. in New York City for sure. It did not matter at all. You can get fries, dope, crack, wheat, Molly, E, happy meal, you know, you can get whatever you need in there. Sneakers. Pussy. Bacon, you know, a haircut.

It was just one of those McDonald's where... Assaulted. Yeah. Rob, stabbed. One of those McDonald's that really left a mark on you. I got a few questions. You feel like... Your questions are my favorite part of this pocket.

Yeah, I have a few questions. Why does... Maybe it's just me. But why does head feel better when she's under the blanket and you can't see her? I can. Is it just me? I was about to answer quickly. It's set in what you actually said.

I mean, it's like it's warmer. It's a lot warmer. It's a lot wetter. It's like. Don't you feel like it's Houdini? Like it's a magic trick? It's almost like, you know, you can kind of pretend it's like one of the other chicks that's doing it because you can't really see her. So it's like, you know, you can play that mental mind game with it.

It's like. Oh, you missed her? Yeah. You had to pretend she was giving you head? Yeah, like, oh, yes, I haven't seen her so long. Oh, that's a whole other topic. Yeah, no. Let's one step at a time.

I see, I see you're wondering off. Oh, God. Yeah. I've definitely thought a chick, definitely thought of another dude. Well, I should forget it. That's tough. Neither here nor there. Yeah.

Oh, don't act like, yeah, I haven't been there. Never been. Sorry. No, you didn't know. No, you just didn't know. Good. Out of sight of mine. I'm cool with that too.

I'm just an overthinker. I like the visual experience. I like the eye contact. I like to see what you're doing. I like to move the hair around. I mean, like to pull some hair. I might even put my hand on your throat. I'm one of those type of people.

Okay. If you're an aggressive little white boy. No, it's done tenderly. It's done passionately. It's done. Listen, I've been said on this podcast, I'm a missionary face-to-face. I like to make love. Missionaries is fit.

I like to make love to people I don't love. Yeah. Come on, that's the best love. That's the best love to make. You don't make love to people you actually love. The cover thing is a cool surprise. I like that when I didn't see it coming. Like I was asleep.

And all of a sudden I opened my eyes and I can't see nobody, but I could feel head. Like that is a great way to wake up. Right. But when head is expected, no, I need like, I need the interludes on the Kanye album. I need to see the visual experience. I need the whole thing. Like, I don't want to look at my downcomforter from Target. Like, I need to see your face.

I mean, it's just something, I don't know. Like, when you, you know, you're laying down and watch a TV, you know, getting your cuddle game on. And she just decides to, like, you know, go under the blankets and just start. Like, it's just, like, that head is, that's, that head is, that's, that's some fire head right there. I mean, I feel like if you're a multitasker, like, you could be on your phone and do shit. Yeah. And she won't be offended. Yeah.

Or if you're enjoying, you were actually enjoying the movie. Right. She could do that. But what if you was eating a girl out, right? And you looked up and she was on her phone. I would hope she would be taking a video of me. And I would convince myself otherwise because my ego is so fragile. Like, oh, she just, she was just taking a video.

Hey, looking up at a girl taking a video of you eating her out. You know how crazy that is? That is super crazy. I don't think I've ever been recording eating pussy. I don't think I ever have. fan listen a woman has never recorded me you know are you crazy i wouldn't be against it her would hit the wall so hard that shit will turn into skittled but why you filmed yourself having sex before right me yes i'm saying she's never filmed you having sex yeah like she's yeah she has

my phone yeah but i'm talking about like if you eating your girl out and you look up and she got the she got it like this under the chin tight tuck like this and my like this you know when they get like this that means she's trying to get the angle. I'd feel kind of flattered. Nah, bro, you can't do that. And she had the light on? That's what I'm saying. Like, if you look up and just see light and like tities,

like, all you see is like tities and light. Yeah, you get a shirt on it. Is that a masculating? You had a girl out with her shirt on before? I have before. Is that a masculating? You're a sick white boy. Listen, I'm starting to learn.

Don't do that. Sometimes you take her draws off first. Wow. Okay. I'll give you that. But you get right. it. You want them a... I tell you, you aggressive white boy.

You get right to... Let her take her shirt off, Roar. Here's the thing. I like to eat pussy first. All right. Give me more context. Don't just say. With this first mean, like before y'all go out?

All right, here's the thing. Because... What you mean you like to eat pussy first? Now, you have to give me more than just first. Like, what do you mean? I will eat pussy before we go out to eat. Okay. I like to eat...

If we're doing the oral exchange, if you will. I would like to go for. first so I could focus better when I'm getting head. Like if I, because there's a possibility I could nut while you give me head. That's a possibility in my life. Okay. And because I'm a gentleman, I still owe you that. And if I nut, I'm not eating your pussy.

I would hope not. I got to go first. That's sick. That's sick. Yo, if you nut and they eat a girl out, yo, she should call a cops on you. I got like, I got to go first. No, okay. I got to go first.

You know, all right. So you know yourself. You know that, yo, it's a possibility that I might, you know. Yeah. I might bust and it's over. Like, I'm sex over. And if the pussy tastes good, I'm going to fuck. And I would hope so.

I would hope you're not just eating pussy and getting up going about your day. No, I'm not. I hope that you. I'm not at the buffet. Relax to Maris. I hope that you bring it. What's wrong with that? Mad things wrong with that.

Yeah. Like, what fuck your date? We should take every man that just eats pussy and then leaves. Would you expect a man that just ate pussy and left? No. They never, they don't respect that. She said she would. They wouldn't.

They don't respect that. They don't respect. It would be a difference. It wouldn't be the respect that she really wants. Yeah. It would be I respect that I'm in control. It's not even respect. She appreciates it.

Okay, cool. But a woman doesn't respect the guy that just eats her out and then leaves. So let me flip the coin on that. Have you ate pussy under the covers with her above the covers? Oh, yeah. I can't. I've started that way. I get claustrophobic and I get hot really easily.

Like my sweat glands ain't all right there? No, that's when we just got to put your feet all the way out the bottom of the cover. Oh, no, of course. Oh, I'm the king of that. Yeah, yeah. My legs be hanging up to the bag. Okay, all right, there's some air. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why, we just had like a real relatable moment. That's my shit. Put your legs, let your legs hang off the edge of the bag. It's weird breeze in your feet will like chill your whole body down. The entire body will cool down. Yeah, it's like 30 degree difference immediately.

Yeah. Put your legs out from under the blanket and continue doing what you was doing, for sure. But like the first half. Then after that, I'm pushing the covers. Do you put pause? Do you put your ass up in the air when you eat pussy? No. Maybe.

Maybe if I'm moving a little bit. A nasty white boy. I don't arch. Okay, yeah, don't arch. Come on. You got to do it like you kind of looking for the remote under the bed. Like, don't arch. It's not an arch in your back when you do it.

That's kind of like a weird. I was raised around men, like, relax. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't arch. I had some male figures in my life. Yeah, you can't arch. You got to have like the iron board back. You know what I mean?

Like the ironing board? that your back got to be straight. You know what I'm saying? You got to kind of like dip your knees. Can I share a very self-conscious moment? This is a safe space. You can share whatever you need to share in here. All right.

Sometimes I'm uncomfortable eating pussy butt naked for when I kick the blanket off. And like now her view, I'm just thinking about her view. Like now you're staring at my face in the top of my head, of course. But then I feel like you're staring just like at my ass. Yeah. I'm not comfortable with it. You don't like. Like just don't look at my butt.

Yeah, you don't want your bad ass out. I just, I'm not that guy. Yeah, I'm, I don't think I have the cheeks that like, Rory, let me explain something to you. That are built for just to be stared at. Let me explain something to you. You're 30 years old, right? 31.

31. I'm 39. I'm going to tell you something. When you hit like 36, 30s, you don't care what your body looks like naked in Oh, no, I don't care. You don't give a fuck. It's not that at all. You will walk around the house.

I used to, I used to only get naked like after I was in the bed. Oh, no, you're missing it. It's not an insecurity for me. I just want to give her the best experience. And I feel like there's other parts of my body that are aesthetically pleasing that she could look at while I'm eating pussy. And it's not like my really, really white cheeks. Like my arms and face sit in the sun daily and they're still really pasty. Yeah.

Like my ass is really pasty. Like it could light the room up. That's why sometimes I do keep the cover on. Okay. Got you. I don't want to raise her electricity bill. So like sometimes I, keep my, that's also why I like to eat pussy first,

because that means I could probably keep most, most of my lower half on. And then it's come time to go. No, but that's, see, that's good. You know your strengths and your weaknesses and you play to your strengths for a productive game. I like that. Like, you know how chicks have like the tuning apps for their faces and all that type

of shit for Instagram? Yeah. The only time I would download that app would be for sex tapes. Okay. And it would just to be like lower. to mute the light on your ass a little bit filter of my thighs. Okay, yeah, no man. That's good that you know that and you recognize that.

Like, there's been intimate times where they've sent me those screenshots or photos of videos like, I'm watching back on the sex tapes. And then they'll send me it and I'll be like, wow, you really get off to that. Yeah. I feel really bad for you. Yeah. No, but I would, I would, I would. That guy needs a tan.

A woman filming you eating her out though is like top five, like most scariest thoughts ever. But why? What's bad about that? Because you would Just let me know I don't want to be doing it And then look up and see a bright light in my fucking It's part of sexual assault

Yeah I don't want to don't do that Like let's not ask me You know And then we can discuss Okay but if she asked and you approve Would you like I don't know Like yeah like turn it up a little bit

Get a little theatrics She can't But she Because that's why I don't like Filming women when they give head Because for some reason The same way We all act different

When the camera goes on In any part of our lives Like I want the same head I don't want you to go crazy because the film is on. Yeah, no, I don't, she just can't start talking to me crazy while I'm eating out if she's recording. Like, she can't tell you'll get that shit. But why not? No, I don't talk to me like that.

Don't talk to me like that. Shorty can't tell you to get. No, don't talk to me like that. I don't film. If it ain't no cameras around, like, we cool. Go ahead. Get your shit off. On film?

But what if you getting it? Nah, but you can't, you can't tell me to get it. If I'm already getting it, then don't tell me to get it. But she's confirming. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not why the cameras is on. Because, you know, what she's going to do is show that shit to her girls. Like, yo, look at this nigga. Like, I'll be telling this nigga get that shit.

What if you agree that she could film you eating pussy? And then she said your full government name in the middle of the video. Come on. Like, again, take that phone and slamming it against the wall. And it's going to be skittles everywhere. That's what I'm doing, fan. Like, my government name? Nah, you can't.

You can't yell my government name. Yeah, yeah. You can't yell my full name in a sex tape. Are you crazy? No, no, no, you can't do that. You can't do that. But, yeah, head under the blanket is just, I don't know. It's just, it just feels so, so, it's just like so comforting and so warm and so, like, you know what I mean?

It's like, what is happening under there? It's kind of like a surprise head. It's like, you know, you don't know what's going to happen next. Yeah, but I feel like if she got lower, my knees would go up and then. Lamborghini doors. What do you want me to tell you, Rory? Brough. It's part of it.

Embrace it. I embrace it. It's not Lamborghini. Listen, if a woman starts pushing your legs back, right? If she starts just like... You put Lamborghini doors on that escalate? Yeah, for sure. Are you kidding?

I was the first one. Are you kidding me? Like, listen, you can't fight it. Because then it's going to like, it's going to nash you want to go. Why? Why can't? All right. But you don't feel weird looking at the blanket, which your own needs up like that.

It turns to a teepee. It's kind of like, oh, it's teepee time. I didn't know it was TP time. You start giving like Native American chance. Absolutely. You have to. It's part of it. Look, who am I to fuck your dishing up, Rory? You know what I'm saying? It was other guys before me that had to walk this passage. It's my turn now. I have to walk these streets. That's just what it is. But you wouldn't want to give her some type of breath air? Like, no, that's when you, you know, the side of the blanket? Of course. You just wave that three times. Get some fresh cool air under there. Cool off a little bit. That's her snorkel? Yeah, yeah, yeah. not scuba like you get a little air

just wave that shit a couple three times you know what I'm saying that shit cools everything down that's gonna buy her another three minutes for sure all right well with the Lamborghini doors how far can they go up is it full suicide no no no no no these are

are more so like push and the pull and up or is it just the up it's more so like push and then pull up a little bit but they don't completely just like you know, nah, we're not doing that. We can't turn into a butterfly. No, we're not doing that. Knees bent.

Knees bent. Knees bent. Elevated. 90 degree angle. Okay. I'll ask the same question of eating pussy with the back arched. I will admit when a woman has gone down in that area I've been laying on my back.

I may have perked up a little bit. It may have been a little one of these. Yeah. My back may have been arched. Yeah, it's okay. So we're moving the goalpost on back arches. Well, you... We have to unlearn this behavior more.

Maybe it's okay for a man when he's with a woman to arch his back. No, but you can't have your ass in the air and arch your back, though. That's just, you know, we can't... Well, that's tooting. I would prefer that as a toot. Yeah, we can't... Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. You shouldn't do that.

You shouldn't do that. Actually, you should be laying down comfortable because you should be playing the long game at this point. So you want to be in the most comfortable position possible, which is usually laying flat, you know, heading between her thighs, that type of thing. And if she does it without request, how do you feel about yourself and how you're viewed and how do you feel about her?

If she does what without request. The Lamborghini doors. We know what we're talking about. Oh. Do we need to explain what we're talking about? It's about getting our asses eight. Oh, no, that's when you look at her like, I had no idea.

I didn't know that this was your, this was in your wheelhouse. Yeah, but if she doesn't ask you, do you feel like a bit of a ho? Like, she just thought she could do that to me without asking? She just thought this the type of time I was on? Yeah, I'm like, okay, she thinks I'm just like a have your way with me kind of guy. Slampiece. Yeah. We've been through this?

Yo, every time you say slam piece, that is the funniest. That is so, that phrase is like hysterical to me. But yeah, no, she, it definitely says like, oh, I know he's with it. I mean It's the same thing for a woman Like if you start doing it A woman and she's like You're like oh yeah she nasty

No She just let me do whatever I want to do that That's standard For a woman A woman is standard for her to be nasty No if you're eating pussy to Dabble around there to see If she's into it

And then typically usually are That's standard With eating people Well it's only standard With a woman Because A woman Giving you head

It's not standard to go eat This fucking ass That's not standard At all Let me That's just us six bucks That it finally admitted. Let me tell you something. You'll be very surprised at how many women

really enjoy licking their man's ass. You'll be very surprised. I'll wait for the poll. I'll wait for the CDC. Pull up your IG now. Let's make it a poll story right now. Do it. Let's make it a poll story right now. Do it. Ladies, how many of y'all actually enjoy licking your man's ass? And I guarantee, what do you think it would be, first of all? Let's just say what you think the percentage will be. 90-10? You think it would be 90-10? 90-10? 90% of women's say yes, they do? I'm with, I'm with Edding on this one. And I'm not against y'all. I'm a bit more concerned about the why. What do you mean? My thoughts go way deeper than the numbers. Mine is

concerned with the why. Why do women like looking at his ass? It goes back to what I was saying with everyone on earth would agree that women's bodies look amazing, including people that don't like women. There's nothing attractive about a man's ass. And that's probably coming from men that like men. Okay. We don't have attractive assholes. Okay. Now, granted, have I enjoyed getting my ass, eight?

Of course, did I, I appreciate her more than you would understand because I know it's probably not the greatest experience. Yeah. Now, women, it's a different type of upkeep. Listen, I take care of my ass, but it's a different type of upkeep because the vagina hole is so close to that. Like, it's so much going on there that it's a cleanliness. Yeah. That is way different. It's waxed.

Eating a woman's ass, and this isn't my preference thing, just a aesthetic thing. Okay. Makes way more sense to me. Okay. So, of course, I agree with y'all. It might be 90 to 10 as far as women enjoying eating their man's ass. I just want to know why. We're going to poll that one.

It's fucking gross. Let's poll that. Let's poll that. Let's pull that. Let's get the numbers back. And let's get the why. next post is Yeah, let's get the while.

You know why it is? Because women are fucking evil and I like to see their man squirm. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Squirm me. Only time we're vulnerable. Squirm me.

Squirm me, Nick. Yeah. Nogger, fuck you mean. Like a beat on its back. Squirm me. Like a turtle that flipped over on his show. I'm just here. Squirm me.

I wouldn't give a fuck. What case study you got going on? Squirm me. Hell yeah. But yeah, Donda the Donda album was real. I really, you know, Rory, I got to tell you, Kanye really, you know. No, I felt closer to God than I ever had. God, I got to tell you, man.

Remote control? I know what the remote control is. You know, first of all, the Bible we need to revisit because I've never felt closer to God than when I had a woman's team. Oh, my God. Oh, Lord, I knew First Corinthians, everything. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I get it. Genesis 1.

I get it. I get it. Oh, man. We are sick. Anyways, with that said, I don't even know where my phone is, but the topics, but we can keep rolling. I don't know how we got down there. You had more questions. I'm sorry.

There was a list of questions. Remember in that undisclosed city when we had multiple shows in one day? And in between shows, you came back and said you got your diaper changed. What? Where was that? I'm not going to say. I'm not going to fuck up whatever you was doing. in your life?

Sure. Sounds like me. He was like, how do you feel about marriage? Like, do you honestly think that, no, listen. Listen,

we're gonna, we're gonna get, we're gonna get. Is this a setup? Yeah. We're gonna get. Where is Ashton Cutcher? No.

For me, I think that marriage is a byproduct of love. Marriage, okay. I'm on board so far. I think if you love somebody,

I think it gets to a point where, you know, it's like, okay, well, let's show our entire families how much we love each other and how much we're committed to each other. And let's join families and join bank accounts and let's join funds and, you know. Marriage is the weirdest concept on earth to me. I felt that way too. But I had to ask somebody that, you know, had a little more experience as far as.

Well, no, I mean, if you have a partner that really wants that experience, I don't think it's odd that a woman or any period would want to express or show the world how much they love their partner and celebrate it and have a ceremony and have some type of bond together. Like, let's have all our family come together and watch us say how much we love each other. I don't think that's weird at all. I just think how we've connected this entire tornado of bullshit into marriage as far as money, feelings, expectations, how I'm valued, how I'm looked at. to other people is the craziest thing on earth.

Like, you know how in other cultures they have it to where, like, the daughter is literally groomed to marry you. Of course. Like, from birth. Like, she's literally, she knows everything about you. She knows, you know, what you like. She knows everything. That, to me, is a little weird.

Well, I think that had... And that's no disrespect to other cultures and nothing like that. But just to me, it's kind of like, uh... I think that had to deal with families that were keeping. society's going. Like that's a... And bringing families together. Exactly.

I think that's a survival tactic at the end of the day in a much broader sense. That's really keeping a culture and a society moving and putting aside feelings. But that makes more sense to me than putting pressure on a society that doesn't feel valued unless someone says they want to marry them. Right. To me, that's way more idiotic because our society does not rely on people getting married. People will reproduce regardless. People can get jobs regardless. People can continue to move America or other countries like us anytime.

We don't need marriage to do so. Some societies and cultures needed it. It's a different time. And we're still going by the standards of times before us in this one with the same laws. And it's fucking weird. And the same way of thinking. Yeah, I don't know if I'm ever getting married. I say all I just say that.

And I think that's actually mad regular to say. Yeah, I don't, I just don't know. Like I, you know, I want, you know, family under the same house, you know, backyard, pick your fence, all of that shit. But marriage, I don't know about that. Yeah, I mean, because then if you want to split, you're now looking at the government is now also involved in your divorce, like your, year. Exactly. Us breaking up. We're breaking up because of a feeling. Exactly. And now I got to put y'all back involved. It's fucking crazy. Yeah. All right. I just wanted your opinion. I don't even know if I made any sense. It made sense in my head.

No, you made sense. I got it. And I was asking me a question. So that's the important part. I just hope I articulated right. I wish I would have, I could have prepared. You didn't study for that? No, I just acted off emotion. It's okay. It's all right. You got a little chartreuse. Is that chartruse in the face? That color? That sounds like a sense. seasoning. This is chartreuse, right? He got a little red. I feel like I would put some

charteroise in my Chipotle. Try it. Yeah, chartreuse, that's, right? Red in the face. Well, that's my natural complexion. Yeah,

I'm about to say it's just, it's natural complexion. But yes, I just, in conclusion, I think marriage has just become a full circle cycle. Cycle, and that's a cycle cycle.

Double entangre of circle and cycle. Yeah. of just feelings, feeling valued. And then let's add in the government to make sure we really love each other. Got to add them in. Yeah. Anytime you start talking about combining and joining.

I'm going to get a tax break because I decided I really love this person. Yeah. Thank you, government for letting me know I really love them. Yeah. And we love that you love them. So here's a tax break. It's fucking crazy. And by the way, don't ever feel like you're not valued if you're not married.

Yeah, that's a whole other. It's just not for some people. Yeah. We should normalize. getting divorced and still being cool. I don't think that if you get a divorce, it means that y'all are like enemies and you can't speak and you can't be around each other and you can't.

Because I know some people that were married, gotten divorced, and they're like cool to this day. Like, you know what I'm saying? And I think that we should normalize that. Like that should be. It's hard to normalize that when you add in that government. Depending on how you break,

depending on how and why you get divorced though. But again, that comes down to that government aspect of it where not only, for the most part, I would hope people marry someone that they love and want to be with. And of course, those feelings can change. So when you guys break up, there's some type of crushed feeling in there. Now let me add in the government saying I have to give you half of my earnings or half of like, now we're getting into me not only feeling bad about breaking up. Now I'm resenting you as a fucking human being because you're trying to take not only, my fucking soul. You're trying to take my money. So it is some... Divorces are hard to normalize because...

Or to be cool. Because you're taking more than just my feelings at this point. Taking my money. Yes, you're taking my way of living. You're taking my livelihood. My car.

Yeah. Like, at least I was hurt enough and I could go drive to try to find another chick to make me feel better. No. Now I can't do that. And now I'm broke

and now women won't even like me. I'm a broke divorce. and you're living in the house that I paid for. How am I not going to resent you? Yeah. No, that's what I said. It depends on how and why you get divorced and things like that. But I've seen, you know, examples of people that were married and, you know, it just didn't work out and they got divorced.

And to this day, they're like, they're cool. I mean, the worst thing is a scorn human and it's not even gender specific that has a divorce lawyer putting the battery in their back. Because when you're hurt, you're obviously going to say things you probably don't mean about. the person you love even if you don't particularly like them anymore. Add in a divorce lawyer that says, oh, you're entitled to this. You're going to fucking hate that person

for the rest of your life. Yeah. That's why divorce is so nasty. I think it comes down to the... If you got a kid and you got to put the courtroom, now I've got to add in a judge. Yeah, yeah. Now I got to sit with some dude I don't know

nor does my kid know and you're monitoring us. No, this is my child. Who the fuck are you? Right. Right. Yeah, it gets nasty after a while. That's what I'm saying. It depends on how and why you get a divorce. But I think, for the most part, if it's like just something where it's just like, we're just not happy.

This is just, you know, maybe we weren't ready for this type of thing. I think that it, you know, you should normalize like we can't have a divorce and still be cool after that. But you never really, for the most part, have to go down that path had you guys not put on paper that y'all were together. Because we see people that have been in relationships for fucking 20 years breakup that weren't actually married. Right. Yeah. Of course it sucks and it can get messy and there's weird shit. There's so much time invested.

But it's not, everyone leaves with their shit. Right, right. There's nothing you can really weaponize to leave with to destroy that person further. Right. Like, oh, now I'm really feeling petty. I can take that. I'm entitled to that. Yeah.

That's all. Listen, my aunt, who has been not married to her boyfriend since I was two years old, has the best relationship I've ever seen in my entire life. And they're not married. No. Live together, kids, they are the fucking, I look. at them as like the quintessential couple ever. They are fucking amazing. See? And they're like, we're not getting married. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? But that's more, I feel like more

people should talk about that. I agree. Yeah, more people should talk about that. Let's, and let's do the love ceremony. Let's do the party. Let's do the entire thing. I'm not saying let's not do a wedding. Right. Just leave Uncle Sam the fuck out of this. Right. Right. I feel you. I like that. I think more couples that are like that and that go through that, I think they should speak out more about that and let people know, like, listen, you don't have to. You don't have to. to, you know, get this certificate, notarizing all this shit, and to be happy and in love with each other for 20, 30, 40, whatever many years. That doubles back to the perception of what people think, like, oh, he can't really love you

because y'all are not married. And it's like, well, first of all, you're not in our relationship. He does love me. No, we don't need the government. No. You can still have, like you said, you still have a wedding. Yeah. Like, you know what I'm saying?

You can still have all of that. But, like, you know, as far as having the families come over and it's a part. party and we confessing I love to each other. You can still do all of that. But like you said, keep the government out of it. Because that's where she gets really crazy. Well, with that said, Bishop Sycamore. Bishop Sycamore. What do you mean? Bishop Sickle mode.

Sickle mode. That's where I'm enrolling my children. What is that? I'm missing something. You not catch the ESPN high school football games recently? No. Bishop Sycamore is a online high school that recently played a football game against another school which can we look into

Bishop IAM or whatever the fuck the other school was called IMG they are not a real high school they're a group of 20 to 30 year olds with a head coach that has warrants out that played in a high school football game on TV on ESPN have been playing high schools they did three games They got their asses whipped by a bunch of high school kids. Wait. Bishop Sycamore, IMG in the high school football game that duped ESPN.

Okay, so you're telling me there was 30-year-olds. 20-year-olds and 30-year-olds. Playing for a high school, quote-unquote. Didn't exist. Team that didn't exist. And the 30-year-olds got their ass-whipped by a legit high school? Like, no, 50-to-nothing ass-wooked. 20 and 30-year-old men

And they were drop out like Juko, like they played ball before It wasn't like there was some bums And then played against a regular high school team And lost 50 to nothing 50 hits zero And these were 20 and 30-year-old men Mm-hmm

Oh, they need this one fuck What? How does that even happen? No, all right, so no one's really asking the real questions on this. What was the main goal of Bishop Sycamore? What was the main goal of Bishop Sycamore? What were they getting out of this?

The NFL. How? You're not making NFL. You can't jump from the high school to the NFL. No, no. You can't go to college. They're going to ask your social security number. Yeah, no.

What were they trying to get out of this? Like, what was the main, if you plot this hard, like you have uniforms, you got a coach, and you got ESPN to get you on? So nobody knew that? You registered a high school. What was the main goal? Wait, nobody knew that these men were 20 and 30 years old? They just found out. they played three games one was on ESPN

anything is possible and mind you again someone that is a Catholic a lot of high schools that a bishop come from Catholicism and things that were in the Bible read the Bible like Sycamore I don't know what chapter Sycamore is there no we just saw Sycamore last week at last lap

shout out to Sycamore one of my favorite DJs Yeah yeah we just saw him last week at last lap No I just I really want to to know like what they were trying to do here. I don't know what it was 58 to zero. 58 to zero, but what was the goal? I'm not mad at the scam.

I'm not mad at the scam. That's actually hysterical. Well, what was the scam? What did you want to do? Yeah, like I don't even, you know, 30 old high school football player is just insane. It's like scamming Best Buy for a thousand MacBooks and then going to a parking lot and smashing the MacBooks. Right. Like, why do we even do this?

Yeah. I don't even, I don't know how a 30-0 would be on a football team in high school and allow 16 and 70-old kids to kick, kick their ass. I don't. I mean, maybe ESPN gave the quote-unquote Bishop Sycamore money to get on ESPN, like a donation to the school. But even then, how much is that going to bust down on a full football team? So that means that the, yeah, because the school would have to be behind this.

Well, there's no school. No school exists, period. also had a go fund me. Yeah. Oh, wait, man. Wait, wait. So the school is fake. It doesn't exist at all.

So these were just grown men that was just... They found the address to the school. It was an apartment building. And they ended up playing on ESPN. Yes. Against a high school team. Against a legit high school team. They played three legit high school games.

One ended up on ESPN where they lost 58 to nothing. And nobody figured out that this was a fake high school team. high school before any of it? The entire time the announcers kept trying to pull up. All right. Number 52 is not coming up in our system. It says here number 11 has a bunch of D1 offers, but we can't

find in our database which offers those are. Number seven's favorite movie is The Mighty Ducks. It was going to that type of shit. And they should have known if his favorite movies is Mighty Ducks. He's not in high school. He's not a high school. Like the Mighty Ducks. That was the 90s. Yeah, man.

Yeah, no, this is That's some weird shit. I didn't hear about this, though. It was all over the internet the past two days. And I was- very much so. I was eating vegan ice cream with Jermaine DePri. I'm sorry.

Clearly. No, but speaking of people being in their 30s, I didn't feel like I was in my 30s when I turned 30. Of course. Or when I turned 31 initially. Mm-hmm. I think I've officially found out I'm in my 30s. What happened?

Two reasons. Okay. When I was a kid, I used to hear my dad breathe, like, when he was just standing. And I thought it was the weirdest thing in the world. Like, why? Why can I hear you breathe? I hear myself breathe all the time now to the point I'm almost embarrassed. I just breathe very loud now.

Yeah. Second one, speaking to my father. I don't know if you know Steve's sizzling steaks in New Jersey. It's right by Giant Stadium. Legendary spot. If you know, you know. They, like, douse their steaks in this soy sauce. which I think is called Maggie sauce or some shit, right?

My dad and I went. We had one beer each, went to sleep. I woke up with the worst hangover of my entire life. Not from the one beer I had. My body can't take soy anymore. I was out of commission for a day because I ate a steak that had soy on it. You guys may be older and think that that's regular.

I could not fucking move. I mean, for me, I didn't feel. feel like I was 30 until I was about, or in my 30s until I was probably 37. So today? No. A few years, a couple years ago. But I felt it in my knees first. A soy hangover?

Yeah, no, I don't know what that is. I woke up in the middle of my sleep and could smell it on my fingers. I went and washed my hands more. I was drinking water. I was dying. You might be allergic to soy. I'm not. No, I just think I'm starting to get old and I can't douse my food.

sodium anymore. That's what happens as you get older, though. Your body starts to, like, have reactions to certain foods and shit. I've been near people who, like, self-conscious that I'm breathing too hard next to them. You got that heavy, heavy... I never had that until now. Yeah, you got to get that checked out. Well, I mean, I'm going to die.

But not soon, hopefully. Like, we got... We got some work to do here. I don't want you to die too soon. It might be a contract. It's cool. That if you die, like... We still get the money.

It's guaranteed. All right, cool. Don't worry about it. Guaranteed contract. Go ahead. Check out if you want to. In podcasting, it's like if you pop a hamstring, guarantee full money. Oh, okay.

No problem. But you could die in this fast. No problem. Sodium overdose. Yeah, but for me it was my knees and my back. Okay. That's when I knew. I was like, oh, yeah, I'm in my first time you try to go on the court and think that you can just,

without stretching, warming up, you can just go out there and start running up and then. It doesn't happen anymore in your 30s. You got to warm that, you got to warm that catalyke up. Let it sit. You know what I mean? Warm it up. Ten minutes. Take it around the block once before you hit 60.

Exactly. That's what you got to do. You can't just go out there and start running up and down jumping. You're going to break something, pull something. But yeah, you need to get that checked out though. You might be allergic to soy. But I put soy sauce on everything. Yeah.

Now you know you can't. Maybe that's it. You're a soy boy now. Don't call me a soy boy. It was called Maggie sauce. Maggie sauce. Maybe I'm just lost at the fact I had the worst hangover of my life and it was because of soy.

I don't, it might not have been that though. I think you thinking it might have been that, but it might not have been that. I had one beer and I felt like I got hit by a truck. Sometimes that's all it take. Maybe gluten. I've guzzled, I guzzled Hennessy for seven years. Yeah. And it was unaffected.

You took that thing on the road. Yeah, I don't know, man. But you should definitely get that checked out. Oh, my God. Just tell your doctor, like, yo, listen, I had one beer and I, like, I could like smell it. had leftovers. I opened my fridge. I had like spidey senses on soy. Oh, you and pops was going soy crazy. I threw that shit in the trash immediately fucking expensive ass steak. I was like, get this shit. I tell you, waking up in my sleep with my hands close to my nose like,

oh my God, there's still soy on here. Oh, wow. I'm going to die. Yeah, no, that's not good. That's not good. Oh, yeah, get that checked out, man. I'm going to make sure you're all right. Thank you. Um, I got nothing else, man. I'm exhausted. I'll be in Maine in America this weekend, taking my mom to go see Maroon 5 at the same time. Yeah. I don't know how I'm going to do this. Don't throw mom in that. You want to see Adam.

You know you want to see Adam. You got your tat. You're going to show Adam your tat. You're going to share tat stories. I mean, Adam, I got this one. This is my tribal tattoo of the tribe I'm not in. You and Adam Levina are going to share. This Chinese emblem means peace.

Yeah, you got to, you and Adam got to do like a, you got to share your tat story with each other. So I'm a little nervous. Don't be shy. Okay. I've shared stories with you publicly about me taking my mom to places. Like when my mom met Jay Leno with her best friend, how like I was a little uncomfortable of like how open they were to Jay.

Right. To Jay. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, look at his chin. He's not that attractive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got like doing a little too much. Yeah, he's not that funny.

Yeah. So Adam Levine is like, it's JFK, Derek Jeter. and Adam Levine for my mom. Those are the guys that do it for your mom. That go crazy. She goes crazy for him. And then like mad black guys, but I don't want to get into that.

Yeah. I'm sure Denzel is someone on that list. Most white women love Denzel. Of course. I mean, listen, I love Denzel. So PJ Morton is my guy.

He's the keyboard player outside of his own amazing solo careers. He's a keyboard player in Maroon 5. So he said he could get me and my mom and her best friend. to the show. Now, I don't know. Look how my mom reacted to Jay Leno, who's hideous.

Right. How is she going to react in front of me to a man that I deem extremely handsome? Yeah, you're going to have to strap moms down. And can sing, like, after the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, what am I going to? You're going to have to watch moms. Keep a close eye on them.

Should I flirt harder? No, no, no, no. You should not flirt with Adam Levine. Like, should I make my mom even more uncount? I don't know the strategy. I should do it. No, no, no. What you should do is Mom, this is Adam Levine. Hey, hi, hi, hi. And we're out of here.

You got to keep it short, quick. I don't think she's going to let me. And first of all, it'll probably be after the show, after my mom's had a couple chardonnays, like the cheap twist-off chardonnays. Oh, man. You know how that. She might start feeling less. She's with her best friend who's her enabler. Oh, man. They're going to start texting each other in the same room.

Who was asking Jay Leno, uh, which room in the house they could live in. Yeah. Oh, man. With Adam? Yeah. That's a different monster. Yeah. This is going to be bad. That's like Brianna for us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is going to be bad. This is this. You're going to learn a lot about your mom this weekend. You're going to learn a lot. You're going to learn that. Before you were born, your mom was a 20-year-old harlot running around this mean streets of Queens. Though, she was in your territory.

In the Bronx. Oh, my goodness. In the Bronx. She was in Yonkers and Bronx going nuts. You're going to learn. You're going to see remnants of that this weekend. Adam is going to bring up. all of that out. He's going to pull all of that out. I'm nervous, man. Don't mean nervous, man. Just let Adam

know you'll punch him in his face. That's all. You got to threaten Adam. Of course. Yeah, you got your Adam. You're Adam. Don't play with him. Don't play with the, don't let the gap in my tats fool you. First of all, Adam Levine has really nice tattoos. I have shitty tattoos. That should let you know who could fight. Exactly. The shitty tat guy, I'm rolling. Yes. I'm rolling. Anytime. Anytime. The shitty tag guy? With his mom? Oh, God. You can fight. Sorry, PJ Your gospel music isn't going to get it done It's not going to calm me down

I'm definitely taking the shitty tat guy Over the clean tat guy For sure any day Look at this guy He's beautiful I'm definitely taking my dad bod And shitty tats Over his beautiful body

And great tattoos in a fight This is gonna be a fun weekend for you man I'm praying for you I hope that I literally have to drive to Maine in America Oh the ride back Situate my family For those tickets

Get back in a car Drive to South Jersey get my mom and her best friend who are driving down separately to the Twitter center, wherever the fuck it is for this Maroon 5 show. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. and then drive back to Maiden America. And then on Sunday, go back to Maiden America again, get my mom situated again. This is going to be terrible. This is going to be a great weekend. What happens if my mom runs into Adam Levine's dressing room? Justin Bieber and Lloyd Banks in the same weekend.

Oh You're going to learn a lot about moms this weekend Well listen, man Have fun Hope moms and her best friend Have a great time Show them a great time Get them shardnade up

Oh, they will be shardnate up Just don't you get shard up Oh no, I'm gonna be sober Yeah, you gotta be on my peas and kids Yeah, Adam works out You gotta be sober Yeah, you gotta be sober for this I'll just hope he's tired after the show

Oh no, that's when the adrenaline Still flowing, you know that Yeah Come on, I know, calf muscle Yeah No worries, vulnerable. Oh, man. So listen, man, we got, hopefully we got an amazing CLB album finally that people are listening to right now, listening to this.

We'll stop listening to the album to listen to this. I'm only dragging this podcast so I can try to stay up long enough for midnight to hear it. Oh, is that what you're trying to do? Oh, well, we're going to wrap this thing up then. You're going to have to get some, find some where else to kill your time, buddy. We held the listeners long enough. Killed enough time. So yeah, man, got the Drake album.

Is there any other albums coming out? Or is everybody avoided this release date? I would hope they would. And all the artists I do love. And if they were putting out albums, you're fucking stupid. And I don't care about your album. I love you. Yeah.

It's Drake time. Like, I don't care who you are. It's Drake time. Even if you hate Drake, you're going to stay up to hate them. Oh, shit. We didn't even talk about the fact that Summer's IG, her IG live. You was happy, wasn't you? No, I wasn't happy.

You was happy for different reasons. I was actually with, you know, Justice and LBRN. You were saying like, oh, he is a bum, isn't he? No, no, I'm not that guy. I'm not that guy. But I was happy. I was happy because it's almost like, it's almost like this was planned and it's not.

Because everything that's happening is everything that she's addressing on the new album. So it's like this is, it's almost like a perfect set up, rollout, type of thing and it's not planned and it's unfortunate at the same time because, you know, a baby is involved. But this, this is a, this is one of the classic IG live moments though. It was just another moment for me where I'm like, if all, if all parties involved, there are people that rely on these types of comments and messiness to continue their career. Plenty of people do.

Summer and London are not two of those people. I don't know the baby mother would never put that on her or the other baby mothers, I have no idea. But it'd be so easy. The only reason these responses are coming is not because of what people said online. It was because of the comments of what we said. Right.

Once everyone stops addressing the comments, because that's what's getting you out your ego and your pride. It ain't really what people are saying. It's because people are reacting to it. Right. This will stop happening. And people can have these private conversations alone. Right. Well, listen, I, again...

It's nasty to me. It's gross. This album is phenomenal. And it's going to hit a little harder now after all of this is going on. Are you part of the rollout? No, I'm not part of the rollout. Is this their Mercedes-Benz stadium? No, no, no, no, no. This is, I'm not a part of rollout. But I do, I've heard the records. I know the content. And this is, this is all part of the story. You know, this is all part of the, the moment of things that are happening in real time right now. I will say summer is very funny and really good at telling stories and very charismatic when she says shit. A lot of personality.

Yeah, it's like, you know. I did laugh outside of the messiness, which I thought none of us need to hear this. This is amongst parents and their children. Yeah. I did enjoy, was this a bathroom? Yeah. This bathroom telltale of what happened. That's where you get your shit off in the bathroom, literally.

Oh. Get your shit off. Well, yeah, on tondras. I'm here a week. Don't worry about it. No, you're not. You'll be in Atlanta again this weekend. I asked you to come to Philly with me and you're like, no, I got to go to a writing session.

Get the fuck. See, you just like putting bullshit out there. That's not what happened. Cut it out. All right. I leave Saturday morning. Yeah, but I don't. Ride with me.

There's no one else in my car. My mom's driving separately with her friend. It's just me and the Mazi. I don't know. You could throw someone in the back too. I won't question her. I don't want to go see Adam Levine, though. Well, no, I'm driving a maid first.

Adam is at night. Okay. I'm driving a maid. Okay. On Saturday morning, I'm driving right to Maine in America. Okay. I will leave you with Sean and your brothers. Uh-huh.

I will go to the- Sean. I just caught that. I will leave you with them. Oh, man. I will then take my mother to the tweeter center where the fuck it is. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

And then I will meet you Sunday morning again to go watch Griselda, Banks, Gibbs. me and Gibbs could have a nice little Eskimo brother conversation That's what it was I didn't book my hotel All right I got your hotel And I'm sure I got your hotel then I'm sure they're booked out

No they're not It's a major city It's a major city Yeah but I don't want to be in the The bullshit hotel No but like I got money So I'll put you in a nice one First of all don't ever look me in my eyes

Tell me you got money Like I'm some fucking IG Vixit Like who you think he's talking to I would never say it to IGVixit I got money I tell all every IGVX it I'm broke. Yeah, I'm broke.

Yeah, I'm broke. I'm broke. Let me find a hotel. I only tell chicks not asking for money that I have money. Let me find a hotel. If I can find a hotel, I'll go. Listen, a nice little road trip. Yeah, no, I'm, I'm down.

I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. If I can find a hotel. Demara's going to come. Oh, yeah? She's like, oh, I don't know. If I can find a hotel, I go with you.

All right. I haven't booked my hotel yet either. For real? I booked my mom and her friends one. because I didn't know where I was going to end up after the Adam Levine concert. Okay. That's in South Jersey. Got you.

I don't know if I'm going to go back to Philly. I got you. I see your fan. Because my mom's, it's, yeah. If I can find a hotel. People don't need to hear what my mom's plans are. Exactly. If I can find an hotel, I'll go with you.

We'll make it a road trip, for sure. You can invite summer? She's all busy with her album rollout right now. She's gearing up for that. But I would. She's always invited to hang out with us anytime. Someone should actually come on a show and kick with us. If only we knew her manager and her late.

If only. If only we had a... If only I knew someone that was in a writing session all weekend. I don't... Listen, man. We'll make it happen. We'll make it happen. I know some people.

We'll make it happen. All right. We'll make it happen. That's a great conversation to have with Summer. I would love to. I don't know Summer Walker. I don't either. You do.

I don't know. I don't know her. But I think that'd be a great conversation. I think so. Plantaise. seats? Yeah, I think so. I'm ready when you are. All right. Well, listen, man, y'all be safe. Have a great week.

Great week of music, I guess. Only, only Drake is dropping. So everybody else kind of got out of the way. Next episode, I'm sure I'm going to have 10,000 lyrical breakdowns. Oh, you know, we got a... Next episode, you're either going to really anticipate and can't wait for or just be like, I'm not going to listen to this. Yeah. Because it's going to be the CLB episode. I'm just glad you all know now. It will be because this was a long time coming. And now that Kanye and Drake are out, we got it kind of, you know.

And don't let us hear some shit that we can make a quick sketch over the weekend from the C.O.B. Because mall's really going to come to Philly. If that's the case. And we're going to have to shoot something. It's happening. It's definitely happening. So yeah, y'all be safe. Have a great week.

Download all of your favorite artists. Stream all your favorite artists. Shout out to Belly. Shout out to West Side Gun. Currency's put a project out too. I forgot to mention that. I got to check out over the weekend. Yeah, I have to check that out.

If you want to text us, 917 8102295. Let's add this to the next week episode, like at the top. We don't have to edit this part, but 9178102295. If you really want to text Mal and I, and we'll get into what type of text messages you'll get from the both of us. Yeah, text us a moment. Because I think this is a segment we need to do not right at the end. Text us some questions that y'all want us to ask each other.

Like if you want the hammer pick quick. Oh, Rory's up until 5 in the morning. That's more right there. No, that's right in one. Yeah, why are you throwing out on me? That'll be funny, though. Yeah, I want to get into a segment about that. Yeah.

For sure. I would love to hear some of the questions that, you know, y'all want to ask us and y'all want us to answer on air. But yeah, man, be safe this weekend and we'll talk to y'all next week until then. Certified lover boys out. And Rory is out with Adam. Peace. It's not funny.

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