New Rory & MAL - Season 1 | Episode 6 | "Make Some Noise"

Episode Date: July 30, 2021

The fellas are back! Discussing condom ratios, travel partners, the lost LA episode, fumbling the box at CVS, Rolling Loud, what it takes for a crowd to make some noise these days, meme dating, bluetooth sex toys, and much more! Like, comment & subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You're wearing a condom while you get head or the girl putting her mouth on latex. That's disgusting. Well, you do want to protect yourself. let's be responsible. Don't put your mouth on a lubricated piece of rubber. I agree with you. I'm in agreeance with you. I'm not arguing that point with you at all, Rory.

Oh, my God. Yeah, it's just, I don't know, man. I mean, I'm an advocate of condom use. I use condoms, but. Yeah, you're pretty weird like that. Yeah, I just, it just, it's, you're pretty much. I couldn't say what I wanted to say. That's weird.

That's why I just laughed. I stopped it. I know what you wanted to say. Yeah. But I don't know if I've ever used more than three condoms in a day. Like, once I run through the three pack, and then it's a raw dog. It's just like, yo, I think at this point we love each other. At this point, it's love, or that gas station sex pill just won't wear off. Or that X-on special.

I'm in love, though. This pill is amazing. And I didn't underestimate this thing because this is crazy. Yeah, I'm not calling the doctors. Come on three columns. Let's just be real. We got to be real in our platform. All right, well, let me be real with you.

After you use the three condoms and then you go raw, don't you feel dumb for fucking three times with a condom? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on now. I mean, we know that. That's part of it. But now, once you do that two or three times, you know how to do it. The STDs go away.

The scare of pregnancy. You have no more cum left. Now you're just fucking. It's just kind of like, it's muscle memory. You kind of like know when to pull out. You know when the... So your muscles can protect you from clemenia. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They'll force the clemenia away. You got to be a vet. You can't be a rookie trying this. I wouldn't recommend this for anybody that's just jumping into the sex game. Like, you've got to be a few years in experience. You got to know how to read the signs of a woman. You got to have certain conversations. You got to look for certain answers that she's giving you based on questions that you're asking.

And you can kind of sort of like gauge it from there. In 2021, what's like the go-to condom? Has it changed? Like, the way technology has become... I'm still a magnum guy, trogan. My bad, bro. No, no. Shit, my fault.

I ain't know who I was sitting next to I ain't know To do the condom preference It was NYC subway condoms When I was coming up They were free at the clinic You can't do that anymore You're grown man

You gotta spend money I was breaking lifestyles left and right I hate when they have the condoms in the glass Case you got to call the person in the front Oh that happens to me with Plan B Which I hate is super awkward Like hey Slipped up

Just me again Can you go over the speaker thing And say I think I'd potentially knock someone up. Yeah, man. But, you know, I mean, it is what it is. Everybody protect yourselves, have fun, but be responsible. That's the point we're trying to make it. Has there ever been a girl, like, in CVS that was attractive while you were buying condoms? Oh, yeah, absolutely. And then you looked at her and, like, bought another pack, gave her the eyes. No, I looked at her. I looked at, uh, one time I was buying, uh, I bought condoms. I had some

loop, I had some baby wipes, some granola bars and some water. It's an efficient man. Yeah, she looked at me. She was packing for the weekend. You was going on a camping trip. I'm prepared for the apocalypse. They told me the world was in it. If this delta virus hits us, I'm ready. Yeah, they told me the world was in. And I was like, let me go stock up. So, yeah, I bought some, I bought some connoes and some loom and some granola bars and some water.

And it was a cute girl at the checkout counter. And I was at Union Square. Was it CVS down here, Target? No, CVS. There was the CVS there. Wayne Reed, one of those. Duane. Yeah, I think it was Duane Reed.

You're right. And she was at the checkout, checkout aisle. And she was cute, but she kind of looked at me and just gave me the high eyebrows. like, oh, it's going to be an interesting night for you. I don't think people give you your credit. This was years and years and years ago, LA show. I have watched you bagged a woman in CBS. Have you?

Yeah. Which woman did I bag in CBS? It was late night. We were with a swole leaving the LA show, and I think you had to go buy condoms and baby wipes. And I went with you to obviously just get water. Obviously, Roy. I just went to go get water.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I saw you in action. Oh, she was so bad. was gorgeous. Yeah, and then, then I was like fake jealous. I fucked that up though. I fumbled that. I never, I've never told you about that. Oh, do tell. Yeah, so she was bad. She was gorgeous. She shouldn't have been in CVS. She shouldn't have been in CVS for her. And I told her, I was like, yo, you know, come, come skip me. She's had shampoo or something like that. It was just the three of us in it. Yeah, that's true. Come skip the line. So good.

Don't try to sound gallant. Let me cook. It was the three of us and it was fucking one a minute. Let me, man. I let her skip me because she, you know what I'm saying? I didn't want her waiting that long. So I let her skip me when I went outside to the car. So I went outside to the car. she was sitting there and, you know, I approached passenger window. We talked. You approach baby, right. What's your agent? You know what I'm saying?

You know how I do it. And she gave me the number and we were texting, we were talking, and I fumbled it, but I didn't know this was a fumble. Okay. I'm programmed. I thought this was protocol. Never seen this woman before. And she had agreed to meet up with me the next night and go to dinner and all of that. And I literally asked her if she had, and I've never done this since then.

I asked if she had Instagram Okay And she completely just was like Turned off by that Interesting I understand it though I understand why she was turned off by that I understand it

Looking back I understand I could see that in the DMs on Twitter But once you've seen her in real life Yeah maybe Or were you trying to like flex to show like Like yo I'm a podcast Like you should see my page I was kind of

No that's nasty It wasn't that it was more so like Here's a beautiful young lady That I've never seen before You want to give her some double taps Yeah, and it's like, and I was trying to gauge, because, you know, they show you a couple plates on Instagram. So I was kind of gauge the type of shit she likes. See where you're at.

Yeah, you know, Instagram was like a resume. Your due diligence. Yeah, some research. Gotcha, got you. But she was completely turned off by the fact that I asked if she had an Instagram and she never responded to another. Oh, because she had a man. And he was, you was ruining it. Maybe.

Maybe. Maybe she did. She completely stopped responding to my text after that. Yeah, she was looking for a cheat and you fucked up the cheat. I did. I just said I phumbled it, bro. She was bad. If you're out there, she's listening, I forgot her name.

Woman in CVS for four years ago. I think she was using pantine ProVee. I think that was the shampoo. She had the pantine ProVie. She was gorgeous, man. I would love to just, you know, take her to lunch and just laugh about asking for her Instagram. It was a great time. I wonder if we could find her Instagram with context clues.

If we were women, we could. Oh, for sure. Yeah, just to just say wear her coordinates 10 years ago. I forgot her name. She had a unique name, too. I forgot her name. That wasn't her name. No.

100%. Yeah, definitely gave me a fake name. She was just trying to beat in the sprinter. She may have been a fugitive. I've definitely fumbled, let me not say, fumbled a situation, or a relationship or anything like that. I've fucked up, I've fumbled the fuck.

I'll put it that way. Yeah. I fumbled the fuck by being too nice and thinking that she wanted to, like, be respected as a woman. I've definitely misread, like, okay, I need to take you out to eat. I need to do this for you.

We need to have conversation. I need to know. I need to know your background. Like, oh my God, what color? Whoa. I love,usha. Yeah. She wasn't with none of that.

No. And she's like, all right, you're wasting my time. No, I don't want to go out to you with you. No. She just wants to get right to it. Yeah, exactly. See, but you know, it's funny when women are like that with guys because it kind of throws us off.

Like, as much as we say we love a woman as, you know, aggressive and this. You really don't until you run into that. Like some women are so aggressive that it really, really like throws you off your game. And even if you have some experience with aggressive women, you still as a man have that like, is this a setup in the back of your head? Right.

At all times. She's trying to give me something. Something is going on here. That's not right. I'm not that attractive. No. Like I've never been like this never, it's never been this easy for me.

No. Yeah, I get it. I understand. But sometimes you just got to, you know, women like listen, man. I know what it is. I know what you're looking for. Cut the shit. You don't want to get to know me.

You think I'm sexy. You think I'm attractive and you want to fuck. That's it. Yeah, but then sometimes we'll do that and then we'll end up liking each other after. Oh, those are the best times because y'all understand what it is already. There's no room for bullshit.

We already crossed that line. We know what this is about. This is a physical thing. But hey, we still have, you know, great conversation in public, but we know what it is at the end of the night. We're going to fuck and then go out separate ways. I'm a big believer in people that fuck on the first date

or the first meet typically end up in long-term relationships. My longest relationship was with a woman that I slept with the first night. We went out. Same. Yeah. The only relationships I've had in my life are from women that I've slept with on the first night. Are we horsework?

No, I just think we know what we want and they knew what they wanted. And there was a level of trust once you enter into somebody's body. Is that not what it is? I mean, it is. But Jesus Christ, it just sounds like you're fucking impaling somebody. I'm in her temple now. Yes. I'm a Jew on a Friday in her body.

Yes. You entered the woman's temple and you had an intimate moment. Yes, you're correct. A bar mitzvah. Okay. Whatever. I don't know where this is what it is. All right.

So clearly you've, clearly you've fucked thousands of women. Oh my God. No. And you're also part of the vegan community. Yeah. So have you ever noticed a performance difference, a smell difference,

or an energy difference with a vegan woman versus a chicken spot woman? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you can smell the Benin coming out of her. Her orifices when she's... Her orifices. Yeah, her orifices. You can smell a benign coming out of her office.

Like, if she eats too much of that shit, it, you know, the body has a way of releasing toxins on its own. This is the vegan or the chicken spot? No, this is the chicken spot. I love that smell. I love when the grease comes out of the pores. Yeah, it's a quiet smell. I use grease as loop.

Yeah, yeah. You got to kind of be mentally ready for that. It'll throw you off if you're not, though. Because sometimes you don't know a woman's diet, and it's like, whoa, like when you get an intervie. submit, it's like, okay, here's a meat eater. You know what I mean? She eats flesh. You can smell it. Yeah.

But for the most part, you know what I mean? Women, they take care of themselves, like, older women. Now, younger women, I can't, you know. But vegan is trending now. I feel like the younger chicks are getting on the vegan shit. I mean, look, I'm just a straight white male that obviously knows. Yeah. About a woman's body.

Listen, what do we know, Robert? We're stupid men that just are just walking around a planet looking for granola bars and water at 3 in the morning. Mad baby wipes and condoms What do we know? We don't know shit If I'm at Walgreens I'm there for the coin star

I collect coins But yeah I would like to see that That young lady I would like to hang out with her again She was probably married to the guy That she was with at this time Probably but that doesn't mean We can't go off for lunch

I'm not trying to get with her And she saw that you use condoms So you know That's not really cheating Yeah She's always a respectful responsible guy Yeah And we had a bodyguard there

You had a chain on It was a She definitely thought I was rapper. 100%. I thought you're a rapper. CBS, two in the morning, condoms, security guard, sprint event, rapper.

Oh, for sure. If you saw that she had condoms at the checkout counter, would you have been turned off? Turned off, no. That's a good question. I wouldn't have been turned off. I would have actually been like, I would have laughed.

We would have had a laugh about that. I wouldn't have been turned off, though. I respect whenever you see a woman that's buying condoms or, now it was kind of weird. I remember I was with a woman and I was at her house and we were great to have sex. and I didn't have any condoms. And I'm like, damn, but I was prepared to go get some. And she pulled out some from her, like, nightstand in her room.

But it was an open box. So I'm like, okay, clearly this is like, these are rollover condoms. Like this last nigger left these here is roll over to the next nigga. So I kind of, I used it. Don't get it twisted. I didn't, like, that pride. I think we've all used a condom that was intended for another dick. Oh, absolutely.

Absolutely. Absolutely. But you know, they was, it was my type of condom. I was okay. It was your turn. Yeah. It was your time. We definitely had a talk after though. And I was like, yo, listen, don't ever pull out an open box of condoms and hand them to me again. Like, we're not doing that. You know what I just would have? Especially when she told me she had a dude at her house like three weeks before that, like her friend and they were like, you know, just chilling. I was like, okay. Her friend? They were just chilling? They were just chilling.

Like how the way Ben and Jaylo chill? The way we were chilling. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. The way Ben and J-Lo were just chilling. You know what I said? It's the same type of shit. You had a tweet, which I thought, and I don't care to talk about Ben and J-Lo. I don't. I do. Because we need to get to the bottom of this shit, Rory. I think the topic that you brought up on the Twitter timeline was very interesting. I'm paraphrasing, so please correct me if I'm wrong.

What I said was, and Ben and J-Lo never stopped seeing each other. But that's another topic for another day. And what I was saying was they obviously were in love at one point, right? And whatever happened happened and went to separate ways and check. J-Lo had a family and she was married. And, you know, but I know, I know when a rebound isn't really a rebound and it's just now, you know. I can be more public with what I've been doing for quite some time. Because Ben is too cool.

Like, he ain't, he ain't on it like, oh, she's giving me another shot. He on it like, we just out in the open with it now. But we've been communicating. We've been hanging out. We've been having Chilatay dates together and talking about family. and career and not saying that they were intimate. I'm not going to, you know, I'm not going to do all of that. But I'm just saying like you can definitely tell that they didn't just start communication again.

They didn't just start hanging out again. He lingered correctly is what you're saying. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He won't overstep his boundaries when she's in a relationship. He respect the game. Like, okay, I fucked up. You know, she moved on.

We don't know. We don't know who fucked up. But whatever happened, they moved on and went separate ways. Ben dated who he dated. I saw a tweet that said, J-Lo easily went. back into the relationship because Ben wasn't the toxic one. So maybe Ben gave her a second chance. Like I told you.

You know what I'm saying? Like I told you I was the one for you, but you know, cool, whatever. You know, you had to go through your experience and learn. But they always come back to the good ones. Wanted to dance also with Mark Anthony and do some roids with A-Rod, but I was still around. When you have a voice like, Gone Girl and whatever other Boston movie came out this year. Yeah. I mean, when a guy has a voice like Mark Anthony, it's hard.

for a woman not to fall in love. Yeah. And honestly, A-Rod is kind of an angel. Yeah. Yeah, A-Rod is, you know, legendary athlete who, you know, made a shitload of money. And women find them attractive. I get it. But now it's like, you know, Ben is sitting there like...

When you can be attractive next to Derek Jeter. Yeah, you're an attractive guy. Yeah. Got to get props. Got to get props. But, you know, Ben, now he's back in... He looks like he's in the driver's seat comfortably and they're enjoying each other. And, you know, it's good to see.

It's good to see that. Real love, you know, you can go through things, but you always find your way back together. Well, Ben did the thing where he didn't fall off. Mm-hmm. Because that's a big thing, especially when you date somebody for like 20 years ago, 10 years ago, and they, like, kind of stayed consistent.

Right. And they were kind of expecting, I'm not saying this, Ben and J-Lo. But I've been there where I'm like, she's, I could tell. She was going down the wrong path. She's going to fall off. And then I kind of get out of the dust and the smoke

and years have passed, and she's doing fucking great. Like, damn it, why didn't she fall off? Yeah, yeah. What the fuck? That's a real thing. Her memes about, oh, you're going to miss me one day. We're right.

Right, right. But you don't never want to be doing bad after you break up with a woman and she sees you like that because it's almost like validity for her. Like, see, I'm glad I left this dude. He wasn't shit when I was with him and now he's worse. Ben Affleck. He became Batman after they broke up. Yeah. It's hard not to date Batman.

You know what I'm saying? Like J-Lo couldn't say no to Bruce Wayne. Are you kidding me? Bruce Wayne? This is Bruce Wayne we talk about. You know what I mean? Like, think about it. Like, he's Bruce now.

Listen, though, I was in shootouts with shine. I could have used you. Where were you? We were you that night at the club, right? Yeah. Yeah. But shout out to Ben and J-Lo. But yeah, I know, I know a rebound versus a, he was still, he was always on the sidelines.

Well, that's just something men need to realize it all the times. Play your part. No, I'm saying from the other side, if you're in a relationship with a woman, there is always that, there's always one. That has, that has been, she has been. she has been talking to through every single relationship. He's always going to be there. And he will betray you one day. This is why this is why you got to watch the ones that women called,

oh, that's my friend. Or the ones, or the ones, to me it's even scary when they're like, no, that's my ex. Nah, you can't, you cool with your girl being cool with her ex? I don't mind it. It depends. It's a circumstance. You were such a brave Irish lad. No, I'm a sucker.

It's a big difference. that's what it is I'm not with that shit you cannot be cool with your fucking ex nah fuck that no who cares nah me you can't be cool with your ex

fuck that you can't be cool with your ex your ex he's your ex for a reason yeah why the fuck y'all still cool they could be friends so y'all just stop fucking but y'all still cool I hope they stop fucking

that's what I'm saying you never really know you're just sitting home just playing the guessing game like, are they fucking, are they like still? Well, that's why you trap her in your home and never literally. Oh my God, Rory. This is a good time.

No, it's circumstantial. I don't mind it. Because I'm cool. I'm cool with my ex-is. I know you are. I know you are. I'm talking shit. I'm not, I'm not insecure when it comes shit.

But it's a, you have to monitor. Like, it can't be like, he can be friends with your ex. You can be cool with your ex. But it can't be on some shit like he feel like he could FaceTime you any time of night. He feel like he could text you any time of night. Of course, no, of course. a night.

He felt like we, that's not, it's boundaries. Like, I'm not saying y'all can't be cordial and, you know, send mems to each other

and, actually, don't send my girl on me. See, that's where I would draw a lot. Matter of fact, you could FaceTime her at 2 a.m. And I'd be okay with it

if you're not sending her memes. Memes is foreplay because you sit in the right meme. 100%. She started giggling too much and her nipple get hard and shit like that. And then now you got her thinking

about, you know, past rendezvous that you had. No, we're not doing that. I know I'm becoming an old because I do envy these kids. These kids do not realize how hard it was

to actually be funny to a woman like when you had to be the funny guy and come up with jokes and make her laugh. Right. Y'all can literally sit on the internet

all day and recycle other people's jokes and send them to her and show laugh like you said it. Yeah. What a fucking luxury. It's a cheat code now. That's why I said,

I don't understand, you know, the younger guys that don't, are not cool with the, like, the women now.

Like, it's so easy to be cool amongst women now because you have, you know how to look fly because all you have open Instagram and see what all

the cool dudes are wearing. Well, people wear those things and don't look as cool. That's true. But I'm just saying, you know certain aesthetics. You know certain pieces that you have to have to be deemed a cool guy. Yeah, I just thought, let me go by polo. Yeah. But I mean, yeah, it works.

Polo works. But you know, you know where to take a woman now. You know, which restaurants to go to. You know which vacations to go to to seem like you're cool. Like, so if you're not, it's like almost weird when you see a dude. It's like, how are you not cool? Like, the cheek coat is in front of you literally. To be a cool.

It's like how to be cool one-on-one is writing your phone every day. But I think that shit is kind of corny, though. Like, I never want to go. And again, this is the hipster in me 100% that I will admit. Like once a spot, even a vacation spot becomes everyone's going there. Like, you don't want to go. This is my prideful hipsterness. Do I want to go to Greece?

A thousand percent. Yeah, but I can't. It looks fucking beautiful. But almost can't. But now I'm the guy that's taking you to Greece. Yeah. Yeah. It's almost like you can't go.

And then I'm scared like when I land, you're going to know where to go. Mm-hmm. They know everything because they're. saved photos. No, because they've been already. How crazy is that? Baggage claim is this way, babe. What?

How do you know? How do you know this airport so well? Right, right. But it's almost like, you know, you have a, you have the type of women that they save these vacation photos and they want to reenact and remake these same photos that they saw. You know, the one when they're holding the hand, but you can't see the guy and it's like the girl is holding his hand and pulling him and they want to recreate these photos all over the world.

You know, sometimes you got to just be the guy behind the camera. I did. I went to the Dominican Republic like a month or two ago. And it was a large group. And then within the large group, there was people we didn't know that were pluses of the group. You know how those type of shit's go. And it was interesting to watch like the type of women that go on vacation.

Because there is the two types, like three types actually. There's the women that want to enjoy the vacation and like really go see the shit, live the vacation. Like taking some of the culture. place. Then there's the other side that literally we're just searching four locations to take Instagram pictures. Okay. And then there's the perfect middle ground of the chick, because I think it's cool, go get fly, go take a beautiful picture on Instagram. I love that. Yeah. But there's that middle ground of that woman. And that's like the crew that we found like, all right, we'll allocate two hours for y'all to go over here. Okay. Then we're going to go on a four-wheeler. Okay. Got you. And jump into a

cave. Got you. Yeah, I think you should do it. If you turn your flask. on maybe you could take a picture. Yeah, yeah. I just, I can't do the vacation. We're just here to get content. Yeah, like I always thought vacation was to relax. Like, now it seems like vacations are literally work. Like, you have to go here.

Like, don't, first of all, don't take you on, me on a vacation. Like, I don't want to go on vacation with you and wake up to an itinerary. That's aggressive. Like, don't give me that shit. Like, okay. Then we're going to have breakfast at eight. I'm sleep at eight. I don't want breakfast at eight.

Then we're going to go here at nine. Then at 10, we're taking. a tour of the mountains. I'm doing all of this before. No, no, no, not on vacation. I'm going to sleep in late. I want to wake up. I want to eat.

I want to have sex. You know what I mean? Then I maybe want to swim, maybe. Yeah. And then listen to some music, smoke some wheat, have sex again. Shower, eat, sex again. So I just want to eat, shower and have sex on vacation. People need to, when you go on vacation, people, you have to discern, is this an excursion

or is this a vacation? Right. Because I think everyone needs the, you know, I'm literally going to go from this hotel room and the resort and I'm going to go to the beach. And that's going to, this is what we're doing. That's it. This is it. You don't want to see some of the country and the countryside and the jungle.

No, I don't. But you should save. And again, I am not the travel agent. I am a domestic man. I can tell you, I can tell you all about Virginia Beach if you want. Yeah. But I think you need with those locations, like if you want to do the like literally just relax thing.

Mm-hmm. go to Puerto Rico go like just go just go to a resort and sit on a beach just say this sit on the beach chill out if you want me to go to fucking bali Bali whatever the shoe brand versus the country or the continent is yeah I might need to go on an excursion if I'm traveling that long I'm not going to relax yeah I don't I don't I don't mind you know taking a couple pictures on you know the nice beautiful backdrops wherever we're visiting stuff like that but just don't don't give me an itinerary I hate the itinerary I hate, don't tell me that we have to wear all white when we go to dinner tomorrow.

Like, what the fuck is that? What age does the group vacation stop, though? Because a lot of that times, how the itinerary shit gets weird, especially if like, all right, say, I won't even say like a couple's trip. But say, like, you and some friends go with some girls. Some are intimate. Some are trying to be intimate. Maybe there's one couple. But like I say, even ratio of that.

Yeah. And then all those girls don't really know each other. But one of them is making the itinerary. Right. World War III happens within the first hour, I want to say, from baggage claim. Yeah. At what age do you just stop doing that? Like, we're no longer doing the group shit.

It's either I'm going with a chick or me and my friends are going. Group trips seem to get more intense, the older you get. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I think the older you get, the more you take a group trip and you hang out with your friends and they bring their lady. And, you know, I think that's a part of getting older. Like, I don't recall doing too many group trips. in my 20s. Yeah, I'm either.

You know what I mean? But now it seems more intense. Like every other month the guys are hitting the chat, like, yo, let's go here. Let's go. And I'm just like. Do y'all work? Yeah. I'm like, I don't want to go there.

Like, no, no thank you. Like I'm fine. I'll sit this one out. Yeah, wait, I had a fucking really good point that I just forgot. Oh, 30s. So in my 30s, it's different with those group trips because there's different types of 30s. And your 20s, for the most part, there's one type of 20, right? To try to have some fun.

Someone could be 32 years old. and be in the marriage relationship, mortgage life, and someone can be 32 years old still on the wildest ride of their entire life, when those two groups meet, it's the worst thing ever. I just don't think 30-year-olds to travel together

because there's too many types of 30. There's only one type of 20 for the most part. Yeah. And when you're 30, I think you're just starting to more so learn the type of things that you're really into, especially if you go on vacation. So it can clash.

Like, if you go with a group of people, It's like what you like doing versus what they like doing. And then now you're the Debbie Downer. Now you're the one that's acting funny. You're the one that's killing a vibe on a trip. Like, you don't never want to do that. That's why going on group trips, you have to be careful of who you invite because one person can ruin the entire trip. Have you ever brought the girl that couldn't handle her liquor and ruined the entire night for everyone?

And now you're sober and like, I'm sorry. Not on vacation. I know you paid a lot of money for this. Yeah. No, that's never happened to me on vacation. But again, you got to be careful with the type of women that you invite. Because you got to invite the woman that you know you can put her in the room with anybody and she will. That's a fact.

You know what I mean? She can get along. She can have a conversation with her. She's not offended by things easily. Like she doesn't take things personal. Somebody says something. You know, like sometimes women will sit in a room with people and have a conversation. And it's like the one woman that takes everything personal.

Oh, my God. It's like he's not talking about you. And then now you got to sit there and you, like, niggas is looking at you. like, yo son, get your girl under control. What is he laughing at? Yeah, yeah. We're all laughing. It's funny.

It's not about you. Oh, my God. I remember one time I went on a date with a friend of mine to a comedy show. And oh my God, she kept, we had a comedy show, comedians. And she's taking everything literal that the comedians are saying. And she started getting into it with the comedians on stage. Like, we're sitting down in the audience. and she's actually going back and forth arguing with the comedians.

So I'm looking at her. I'm like, yo, relax, because now you got me looking. Because the comedian is looking like, yo, dog, get your lady. And by the way, now you're in the stray of a bullet. Exactly. Like, now he's about to start talking crazy to me. Exactly. You know what I'm saying?

I'm looking at her like, yo, relax. Like, why are you taking this so personal? Why are you, you know what I'm saying? It's supposed to be jokes. Yeah. And she just took everything literal. No need to say that was the last time we ever hung out. We never went out after that.

But it was just like, damn. Like, I respect the way the comedian handled it because he looked at me like, bro, I got the mic. I'm on stage like, calm her down, please. Weezy and I actually, when we were in L.A., saw Bill Burr at the comedy store. How was it? Well, you told me. Phenomenal. Yeah.

And there was a woman, like, to the left of us on the front of the stage that he got into it with. And I won't get into it because clearly he was doing new material and I don't want to say what it was because that's fucked up. But he just, just, like, destroyed. This Bill Burr. Like, no. but like it was bad it was uncomfortable she wrote a great way she must have left right after like if she was

Yelp elite the comedy club's getting closed down he destroyed this woman like with five words at most I love it it's like yeah it's like yo this is comedy none of that personal you know shit here like this is comedy we had to laugh at real shit some some political shit some real world problems but we're here to laugh

about it find humor in it and that's it like don't don't bring your personal energy here and fuck the night up But yeah, be careful about who you invite on trips, though. I was about to say to quickly backtrack, being able to move in any situation, I think, is the number one travel partner thing. Absolutely. You got to have somebody that knows how to have fun.

And go with the flow. Like, if something fucks up, just take it on the chin. Fuck it. It is what it is. We're here. We're enjoying ourselves. We're having a good time. Nothing is going to ruin that.

I love women like that. Yeah. And that's not even shit. I don't even want to say that's a gender thing because I've been on trips where the dude was like, you know, I was looking at her like, why would you bring this to? Oh, yeah. Now, that's even worse. When it's a dude that's like that, it's like, yo, you look at him like a fan.

Come on, fam. Like, who, first of all, who are you? Yeah. Like, you know what I said? Like, we don't even know you like that. It's a palm tree and a girl that wants to sleep with you next. Like, what's the problem? Yeah, yeah.

I'm with you on that. Give it up. But yeah, we were in L.A. Great time. We did. Great time in L.A. We recorded an episode but missed an episode. Yeah.

But we're doing something special with that. Yeah. So an episode was actually recorded, good episode. Had a guest towards the end. Right. But we're going to hold on to that. and then that's why the belly thing came came right after.

Yeah. We won't be skipping weeks, guys. We didn't take a break. We were in L.A. And we were shooting content the whole time. I enjoyed the belly thing. I actually watched it. You know, I was watching while we were editing,

but it was good to watch it after we finally put it out. And I'm mad. It was certain things I wish I would have spoke to him about. But we got some other shit plan that we're going to do. So we'll have another chance to sit and talk. But it was a few things that I wanted to talk to him about. But overall, I thought it was great. People seemed to be enjoying the conversation.

It wasn't the prototypical who's your top five MCs. And, you know, it wasn't that. It was more so like, yo, what's up, man? Like, are you good? How you been? How's everything? You know what I mean? Like, where's your mental health at and how you feeling your physical health?

And, you know, how's everything personally on a personal level? And it was great, man. I thought we did a good job. Yeah. And even as someone, because I know you and Billy had had a relationship prior to, that was my first time meeting belly and I mean I've always been a fan of his actual music and his writing

but more so his personal type of records I had an idea of him going into that and it was a very serious one so to realize how much of a clown and I mean that a good way like how funny he is personality yeah and how he can go back and forth between serious shit and funny shit

and how sarcastic he is it was cool I kind of felt like I was one of the listeners of like finding out about this dude It's like, I had no idea you were this cool. A lot of person, I think a lot of people, that's what they took from. They didn't realize how much personality. And that was a thing for me. I always, you know, I follow Belli and a few interviews that he has online.

And, you know, you kind of feel someone's personality through interviews and shit like that. And I always knew that he had this personality. So for me to actually have the opportunity to sit down, he opened his home for us. And, you know, it was very personal and very, you know, we stayed and kicked it after we finished recording. Yeah. He's just a great guy, man. Great guy. Super hospitable.

One of my favorite people, yeah. Moving fucking $10,000 couches. Yeah. Like, hey, let's try this. Yeah, he was with it. That shot didn't even work. He was like, let's put it back. Yeah, put it back.

Put the couch back. Like, fuck it, yeah. He made a shroom tea. You drank some shroom tea. Did we ever talk about that on air or no? I can't remember. I don't want to repeat stuff. Yeah, I don't know if we did, but it was good.

I mean, it wasn't, it was a great way, like he said, it was a great way to introduce me to the shrooms. Yeah. It wasn't too intense. It just felt like you smoked some good weed. It was a real calm, cool vibe. But we do have to do the real shrooms now. And which is our next content idea? I have to do the real shrooms.

I'm looking forward to it. I'm hearing great things about it from a lot of women. A lot of women have been telling me about shrooms. Oh, yeah. Oh, and I was in DR. We were shroomed up. It was the women provided them all. Yeah, a lot of women have been telling me about shrooms and how great it is.

And, you know, you got to wait until you have sex on trumes. And I'm like, whoa, I was just. I haven't had sex on shrooms. Yeah, I was just like, well, I was just trying to just feel how it was to just be like on them and just like, let me try to get to get and I lose my mind and trip out while I'm on it. Like I didn't even think about having sex, but I'm looking forward to it. I'm definitely looking forward to it. Yeah. Someone said I walk like a GTA character and I didn't stop laughing for the entire day.

That is hilarious. That's fucking hilarious. I saw that tweet and I was walking around my apartment like a GTA character. Like a GTA character. Crying laughing. Yeah. It's always funny when you just like one guy says. said he didn't even know I could walk. He just saw me in the stool like for three years. He's like,

y'all, I never even knew you know how to walk. I was like, funny because yeah, you don't really see me personally to see me in real time walking around the city. But that was funny. But the people seem to be enjoying it, man. And, you know, we're looking forward to we got some more stuff playing, some more things we are working on and trying to feed the people. There was a topic I wish we did talk about with him, which I saw in the comments, pardon me, of how like comfortable you were in that kitchen. And I was like, oh, Maul must have been there a thousand times. He opened in the fridge without even asking.

Rory's in the corner like, hmm, I wonder if I should even touch this just cupboard. Nah, man, I mean, you know, it's a vibe that you feel. You know when someone says, yeah, no, go ahead, man, you're good. Like, nobody, when you, oh, you got to just ask one time. But on camera, that conversation hadn't happened. Right. So everyone else was like, Mall just walked in and started opening people's fridge. God, man.

I mean, you know, again, that's the homie belly, man. He was very welcoming, you know, the guns in the wall were kind of, kind of threw your a little bit, startled you when you walked and caught. Well, they were clearly fake. They were clearly fake. Shut the tone. Yeah. Well, I looked up the serial numbers when you guys were in the bathroom.

That's what you were doing, taking pictures of the serial number. Hey, Benner. I need you. I need a favor. Run this number right here from you. Yeah. But now, it was fun. It was fun.

And we had a good time. But that wasn't coming soon. See you next Wednesday. Yes, which is really good from what we heard. The album will be available soon. The album is great. I love it. A new single out right now with the weekend and Young Thubes.

better believe. Yeah, the video was fired too. Yeah, they did a great job in the video. A lot of effects. A lot of, uh. And we saw it without the effects, which I almost like, like better. Yeah, you have a new respect for it. Yeah, you have a new respect for it now, right?

But I think it could be kind of cool to just do the video. Would know it like, that shit was kind of fly without the, it came out amazing. Yeah. But Michael, man. I think that was his name. Right? I don't know. Who directed Rush Hour 3?

Because that's who I think he's talking about. It's a white dude. Obviously, we're not talking about the little X's and, and, and, you know, everyone like that. We're talking about Brett Ratner. Brett Ratner. Is that who you're talking about? Because Brett Ratner did all some wild shit back in the 90s and early 2000s. Yeah, he did a lot of big budget music videos as well, for sure. He definitely did.

But I don't know if that's who I was talking about. But hey, put Brett up there. He's on that list of... Michael Bay did not do any hip-hop videos. I feel like he did, bro. I could be wrong. I don't know. I feel like he did. But either way, a great video. Shout out the belly. you know and see you next Wednesday will be available soon in stores yeah and that was uh that wasn't our last LA trip not in stores how old am I who the fuck is going to a store to buy a belly album streaming sites are they're stores no they're not it's my fucking e-commerce yeah you're paying for it's a

store it's my phone bro it's a store okay well this entire thing is um is bigger than a mall you're right you're absolutely right well available in your phone DSPs and in stores see you next Wednesday at your local Fai or Tower Records. But that wasn't our LA trip that we were on this last one. Mall and I got as far away from Miami as we possibly could. Yeah, we didn't want to roll or be loud. So we just went to the West Coast and, you know, just had a little chill time, a little cool, cool out.

Did you watch any of the Rolling Loud footage? I saw Kodak Black. Everybody knows me knows I'm a huge Kodak Black fan. So I saw his set. He killed this. it. He did a great job. I saw I saw Griselda.

I saw their set. And somebody else I saw, I'm not sure who was. I saw Big Lotto throw it down. Did you? How did she do? She looked great. I saw her picture on on Instagram. I loved her. It was kind of like,

what's the character from X-Men, the Blue Girl? Hallie Berry. That played. No. Brett Ratner. Michael, Michael, Bay. He's just throwing names out of it.

High Williams. I forgot the character's name, man. The blue, the lady that turns all blue. No, man. Yeah, what's her name? Oh, the blue chick. Mystique. She kind of looked like, she kind of looked like a sexy mystique.

Well, I don't know if she identifies as blue. What's her? I don't even want to say her. What does this human identify us? That's Jennifer Lawrence. Well, Rebecca Romaine. played her as well, but Jennifer Lawrence, I think is the current Mystique. But yeah, I saw Lotto had on something like...

This is the worst Hollywood segment. No, but I'm just saying Lotto had on something like this, like Mystique's suit. Like it was kind of like that color and that material, but in the sexier, sexier way. She was a sexier version of Mystique. I like Big Lotto. But I don't know, Rolling Loud, I say it every year. Not for me. Amazing Festival.

I just like to watch it from another state. Yeah, I don't know how all of this, you know, how this, how this goes with the CDC and how they feel about all of this. There's a lot of people there. Tons of people there. Yeah. And, you know. It was rolling Delta in there for sure. We can probably expect a lockdown.

No, we can't. They're never shutting down Florida. It's never shut down in the game. Yeah, there's never happening. Everyone will be fine in Florida. Like, they're not shutting nothing down. Though I do think they should have done. And again, this is, I'm playing Monday.

Monday morning quarterback here. They maybe should have done the Queens one before the Miami one. Because I think they're going to shut shit down and the Queens one might be tough. Can you click on that picture of Des Dior, test positive for COVID-19 after a rollout show?

Who is Des Dior? I believe that's futures, artists and girlfriend at the moment, I believe. Oh, I love love. So good for them. I could be totally, I could be lying. I don't know. Does she wear a lot of Dior?

I would assume so. Okay. All of the women seem to win a lot of Dior. So you think that's like how she landed on like the name. She was like, yo, my name is Dez, but like I wear a Dior. Yes, so Dess Dior is 23-year-old, Savannah, Georgia native, and rapper who has been linked romantically to future, yes. And we want to know if she thought COVID, that's what we're doing it?

No. Well, they said she tested positive after rolling loud. So hopefully she's feeling okay and get well soon. I just, rolling loud is just, it's too much. Just play the music. Like, do we need the artist there? Stop rapping over the records. I mean, it was good to see artists on stage in front of a crowd again.

It was good to see that. I will say Bobby Schmert, I saw some of his set. It was good to see him on stage and the fans receive him the way they did. But I don't, I'm just not, I'm not ready for that type of crowd yet. I was never ready for that crowd when there was no mass pandemic or when I was of age. That's a different type of crowd. Yeah, I'm cool. And I was never big on festivals.

I think I said that before. I was never really like moving from this side to that side and having to jump in a little, you know, was it the golf cart thing to go to this side? It's just too much fucking move. Look at your privilege. No, it's just. You think everyone at the festival goes from stage to stage on a golf cart? No, no, no, no. The rest of us running mud.

No, no, no, I'm not saying. No, no, no. I run a bunch of 12-year-old white kids screaming the N-word. No, no, no. I'm not saying that, that like, I'm just saying like people who have to do that, not me. I'm just saying like seeing people having to do that shit everybody's like always in a brush Some people never see those people

No that's true The audience does not do that I mean I'm not one of those people Like you know what I am I don't you know it is what it is But I'm just saying like it I just hate It's just too many moving parts and shit And everybody is fake important

Everybody has an earpiece It's just like what the fuck is this bro Like turn the music on Let the artist come out And let everybody have a good time It's just too much like you know Faking point shit going on For the rest of us in GA

We're literally stepping over 14 not in GA at no fucking... Stepping over 14-year-olds. No, this is what I don't like about you. You know, you're not in GA. Yes, I am. Get the fuck out of here. I know you're not.

I got to touch the people. You'll be pissed off for somebody. I'm falling on the people's ship. If you go to rolling loud and you're a GA, you're having a fucking... I'm not going to rolling loud. I saw you when fucking TSA didn't want to pre-check you, buddy. Like, I saw how to a fit that you gave at pre-check. If you go to rolling loud if somebody hands you a GA bag.

Because I had pre-check. Yeah. And you have, you have a fucking VIP pass waiting at rolling loud. Fuck out of here. I will never lose this down. You won't. You will not. Pre-check?

And you guys have changed the story dress, which is fine because I change stories all the time. But you have changed this story. I just calmly said, hey, I have pre-checked. Don't put me in that peasant-ass fucking line, lady. All right, good. It was a little bit of spice, but you started off. You approached it the right way. You was like, hey, um.

I can see my ticket. Yeah, you showed. And then she was like, so? Yeah, she didn't give a fuck about that pre-check shit. She said, no, you go over here. And you was like, but what's the point in me having precheck if I'm going with the regulars. It's the fact.

I was like, but the funny shit was... I bought the VIP ban. Here's the funnier shit. I'm not taking my laptop out my fucking bag. The funniest shit about all of that was we all literally got through the TSA at the same time. And you didn't have fucking precheck. That's why I was like, that clear shit, all of that shit is bogus. Unless you had certain airports, like...

No, clear is real because you got to put your face. They literally have to take your soul. Precheck, you could just like cover a part of your ticket. See, I tried to do the clear shit. I tried. I think we were in I want to say Houston maybe But you've changed your social security number so many times

No no no I did not don't know I did not change my fucking social security number What happened was I don't know if the machine or whatever it was Like they scan your eyes and you take your passport And you do all of that And it just wouldn't accept my passport Like we kept scanning it

The dude that worked for clear kept me He was like this is crazy And that was just a sign saying don't do this shit Well I went to the post office for my passport Where did you go for yours? Well, I had to go To the office Because you said

Oh well, because That's why I didn't go through No, no, no, no I had to renew When you renew it You don't have to go to the office Like you have to send it back Yeah, so I had to go back

To the post office I went to the post office I had to send it in Through the post office But originally I think I went to somewhere Rockefeller Center downtown Okay

That's where I got my license plates I believe it's a passport agency Or something I don't know if it's still there But that was years ago I've had my password since I was like fucking 13 maybe 14

So are we going to avoid Everything that happened At Rolling Loud that matters? No, I mean we can We could talk about it man Some things were said That seemed to shake people up a little bit Let's talk about your man's

Listen, I'm a huge I'm a huge huge fan of You know The baby I was early on saying I thought he was a star early Before he signed with Interscope And all of this

Skip it Yeah But what's up We got to We got to choose our words carefully, man. You got to, you got to choose your words carefully. You can't, especially when you're a superstar like that. You know what I mean?

And the baby says some things that you just shouldn't say. You know what I mean? Like you just, certain things like that you just can't say because, one, it's not true. It's wrong. It's, it's hurtful to others. It's hurtful to the people that you're talking about. And it's just, it's not even, it's like, why? It's unnecessary.

That wasn't necessary. That wasn't necessary for the show. It wasn't necessarily like the fans didn't, you know, it was just like it just was unnecessary. It didn't add to the show of anything. I think it hurt him. It hurt, you know, fans that love him and that support him. I think were, you know, they took some offense to some of the things he said. And then he went on IG live the next day.

And I'm like, I'm listening and I'm like, bro, you might be making it worse. Like I don't even know this. Might be making it worse? I'm like, yo, what is this? Was that? Thing at the end of his video, true, that I saw on Twitter, don't fight hate with hate. I hope not. Did he post that?

I might have been at the end of the video. I don't want to say if it's not true. I don't want to talk about it. But listen, man, sometimes you just got to shut up and apologize. Yeah. Like, listen, some things I understand we need to start a dialogue. We need to talk about things. Some things you could just be like, yo, I misspoke.

I was wrong. I shouldn't have said that. I was out of line. Everybody be having AIDS. I apologize. Yeah, like, my bad. It looks like that's true. Don't fight hate with hate.

Yes. But there was even a sicker line under the don't fight hate with hate, which is weird because you're kind of admitting that what you said was hate and you don't want people to fight your hate with hate. Yeah. Who was it Deezus? Who said, forget about the baby. What about the publicist?

That shit had me fucking problem. Yeah, I know. I know the publicist is probably like. Oh, here we go. Don't, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, boy. Don't fight hate with hate. My apologies for being the same way you want the freedom to be you.

Like just... My apologies for being me the same way you want the freedom to be you. So, all right. I know you just want... It's like he's almost... I know you just want equal rights for like your sexuality and you want to be treated equally. That should be the same as me saying, yo, a gay shit with the AIDS. Yeah, it's just...

Fam, this was nuts. Yeah, like I said. We just got a cold. This was fucking nuts. And... It was in a problem. Again, I am not part of that community. I support that community, all those things.

But my straight white male brain immediately went to the first thing he said, and I could not stop laughing. What do you say? He said, make some noise if you didn't suck your homeboy's dick in the parking lot. How does that sentence even enter your brain? That's what I'm saying, man. And then, like, was he expecting, like, you and me was chilling front row. Like, yo, let's make some noise.

We didn't suck each other all. Finally, I'm being seen. Yeah, like, I'm like, finally someone's speaking for me. Yeah, I just didn't understand where he was trying to take us with that. Like, it was just like... And what does he think is happening

in the parking lot of festivals? I go to festivals all the time. Listen, that to be fair. And I park. I have even hit my mail. Like, yo, I got an extra, I got a plus one. Yeah. Like, to go to this festival you want to roll with.

But, like, we're going to have to park. And, like, you know what happens when we park. And you got to suck me off. It gets crazy in the parking lot. Yeah, I don't know, man. The baby, he just had a moment. I think, you know, he was a little, just too lit. And, you know, that's what happens, man.

You say things and you can't unsay it. People can't unhear it. And it's just, it's best to just apologize and say, listen, man, I was, I was wrong. I said some shit. I was tripping. And I apologize. Did you watch your live apology? On IG Live?

I didn't see when he was actually on it, but they recorded it. And then I saw it. And I listened to some of it. And it was just like, I know the publicist was like, yo, fam, this is not what we spoke about. Like, at all, this is not what we spoke about. At that point, I was like, all, he's leaning into it. Like, he has to be like, he's just accepted this role and he's going to go further into it.

Right. But meanwhile, I still, I'm still thinking from my straight white male brain who is not a victim. And I feel terrible about the homophobia. And it needs to be addressed. But I'm just focusing on what's in my straight white male brain. I'm like, damn, look how far we've came from fat man scoop. Right. Exactly.

exactly I used to make noise if I had five dollars in my pocket yeah yeah look at what I got to do to make noise now I gotta not suck my man's dick in the parking lot no everybody else be quiet if you did that that's what you're saying like if you didn't do that make some noise

so it's like you know listen man I understand he was trying to get on his MC shit and get the crowd involved I mean that's the baby's You think about what KRS did. It's like the same shit. It's not the same shit.

It's definitely not the same shit. Yeah, the baby, he just missed that one, man. You definitely missed the mark on that one and that was wrong. And apologize to the people into the fans, man. And, you know, and then move on, man. What is the Lil Nas X issue? Well, he says some... For questions, that's the only thing I'll see.

No, I think, I think from certain things I saw online, I think he was saying, he said some things. about he would get naked for charity or something something along those lines i don't want to you know ruin well what's the charity i have no idea but the point was people were saying well if he can express that and he can be his self and you know he can be gay and openly and proud then why can't a heterosexual man be proud of who he is like i think that's kind of sort of where they're trying to go with this and again man listen be who you are love who you love you know what mean. Ray J. tried to tell us? Yeah. All of this shit is just like, listen, man, be who you are,

love who you love, be happy and live your life. Well, I just don't think what the baby said on stage has any connection or correlates with little Nas X being gay. No. No, I don't think it's... What is this comparison? That's what I'm saying. I just think it's more so like, you know, people saying, hey, if you can be gay and proud, you can be heterosexual, you can be straight and proud. I agree. You can be heterosexual and proud and gay and gay. But suggesting that... You can't offend other people.

And again, suggesting, baby said he did not mean this and did I want to offend anyone or whatever the fuck he said. Saying that HIV is, or alluding to that HIV is a gay disease is not the same as me saying, hey, I'm proud to be a straight guy. It's not the same. And that's false and that's wrong for the baby to put that out there because HIV AIDS is not a gay disease. But you're just never going to out.

internet little naz x he's the best at the internet that i've ever seen and that's saying something he's one of the best for sure the internet's been around for wow yeah yeah he definitely is he successfully i'm sure you haven't watched his uh industry baby video no it's a pretty good piece of cinema um it's okay okay is this something i should you recommend like should i check it out um i mean in the comfort of your own home i wouldn't like do it like you know, with some of maybe some of your friends uptown. By myself, I need to watch this video. If you're controlling the YouTube on the screen and like you're at a kickback,

you shouldn't. I wouldn't say for you just with maybe some of the people around you. Yeah, it just shouldn't be progressive. Right, got you. Okay. Let me put you in an odd spot. But if I'm just looking at it for the artistic and to just have conversation about it, I should do it while I'm alone.

So he's in a prison where everyone besides Jack Harlow seems to be homosexual. Okay. which I mean honestly if if you are gay being in prison with everyone that's gay that'd be probably pretty lit no I don't know roer okay I don't know what do you want for me see I have to all right I have to not be a hypocrite because when Chris and Neefie went to the all-girls school in that video I thought I was like wow this is the greatest thing I've ever seen like imagine if you were the only guy at the all-girl school yeah so I figured this was his ode to the young guns I don't think this was little... Okay, so this is the video you're telling about. So, yes, there's a shower scene. Clearly, it's, you know, censored.

So once this came out, this has 46 million views. He then went on his Twitter and said, I'm going to release the uncensored version. And then he posted the link as a separate video. And it started the video out, and then it went to where the shower scene was, and you know when a YouTube video was like buffering and has that circle,

it did that for the remainder of the song. So what he did was create a whole other, 46 million streams for him off saying was going to be uncensored video. He's better at the internet than anybody. Okay. He found a way to trick the system. Yeah. Got it.

Oh, Jack Hollow's in his video. He is. But he slept with one of the COs that was a woman. Oh, okay. So, you know, it's, yeah, all parts of prison. Listen, these things that actually happen in prison systems. An ode to Shawshank Redemption. Yeah.

I see where you're going, Roy. I see the autistic. I see the... Like, is he little, like, is he little, Nause X? Is he Andy Dufrain? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I couldn't tell the difference. And I mean, there was no prison rape. There was plenty of prison rape in Shawshank Redemption. So what do I want to watch? Industry Baby or Shawshank? Which is less homophobic.

I'm going to, I'll watch Shawshake before I watch this. Shawshank is, come on. All right. So what if Morgan Freeman narrated the Lil Nas X video? Then we're talking something. Now it's something totally different. Now we're talking something totally different. Now that's a whole different piece of art. also this was a that was an abrupt change but yeah yeah we're gonna shift gears here shift gears here with that too with that's nasty what is this shit man look this is this is this is the beauty of working you know side by side with a very sexually in touch in tune with herself woman like weasy or you could just say free spirit i actually thought he was talking about me at first

i was not talking about you i thought you were like maybe side by side with yeah like i was like the sexually yeah it was such a redhead a lovely redhead like yourself rory we're rare what is this don't say the name like that they ain't pay oh excuse me yeah don't yeah this is the the blue two remote controlled egg vibrator yes i've uh i'm i've used that model before oh you so you're familiar i am yeah i have the app it says it's quiet body safe strong vibes. This is strong vibes. So in our lost episode,

which will come out eventually, we did, we did. It's waterproof too in case you feel in, you know, shower. And for her vagina. Yeah, yeah. Pussy. Yes, vaginas get wet. Yes, they do. We did briefly talk about this in the

lost episode when I was saying that these things can be teammates for you rather than a competition. Yeah. Open it? No, we could just leave that. Yeah, I don't want to open it. No, I don't want to open it. Leave it sterile. No. It's okay. Please leave it.

wrapped in plastic. I don't know. You've had a long distance relationship before, I'm sure, or a woman you were talking to that was maybe in a different state. Wait, I can control that from a different state. So what it is is, you have this app, yeah. Don't tell me that. You're shitting on me when we took a break.

No, no, no, that's, that's saying I was weird. A different state is insane. On the other side of the world. Really? Yes. Wow. And on top of that, you can like, I was telling you lost episode, like, you could sit there on your early Kanye MPC shit and like make a beat.

Like you can control how it vibrates. Oh, I can make the click go crazy from a whole different state. 100%. See, now, working being able to control it from a difference. You could do the grinding beat on her vagina from this app and she will feel it in London. That's insane. That's the game changer. Yeah.

They're trying to get rid of us, worry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's a teammate, man. You need someone else to control it. I don't know that, nigger. That ain't my teammate. I just met that dude. Can I tell you all?

You got to play with who you got to play with. I've lied when somebody. thought they were using it. Like this dude bought me one. Back then it was like years ago, they were really expensive, like $2.50. And he was like, yo, put it in your pussy right now. But I was at work and I really couldn't use it. So you lied and told him you was putting in your pussy.

I mean, I was just like, oh my God, it feels so good. And I'm so wet. And the shit was just brr on the table. How awkward is that to try to have phone sex or text sex when you're not really doing that? It depends. Like long distance shit. I'll give you a whole show because you ain't about to be fucking another bitch because I ain't delivered.

You know, so I'll do some, like, I'll have some picks ready in the tuck and shit like that. I mean, I guess I've definitely in like FaceTime sex or sex thing or something like that, definitely nutted before she did. And then it was just awkward of like my responses. Oh, I thought you meant like, like, because I wasn't into it anymore. Orrory kept saying, you are so sexy. Oh, my God. God, you look so good.

Wow. I can hear the wetness. Like, it's wet like that? Like, oh, like that? Like that? It's wet like that. yourself already like it's like that. I'm cleaned up. My draws is on. You eat a bowl of cereal. I got a baysie under my arm. Oh man. That's hilarious. FaceTime said now that's a game

change though. See now you're being able to work in a different state. Yeah. That's something totally different. No it's not. I mean, of course you can use it with your partner. But no, it's made for like long distance. The part of the app is called long distance. That's crazy. And you can literally control the shit like the shit looks like a sound wave. Wow. You can make your own beats. It's a little weird, but it's dope. I mean, especially if you're in FaceTime sex, you know, you live in a different city, different state, different country, like, yeah.

Okay. Speaking of the lie, chicks me lying too when they're like acting like they turned on. I've definitely done some fake my pussy wet. Come on, look at me. You don't think a chick has lied to me before? I'm used to it. I know that shit ain't wet like that for me. Cut it up.

Like, I'm not that full of myself. I mean, she just wants me to get my shit off. Like, she's being kind. Yeah, she's a good person. I can appreciate that. Like, all right. She's a kind soul. She was raised right.

She's helping me come all over myself. What do you want me to do? Like, I love her. If a nigga asked me to show them how wet I am and there's nothing, I'm just like, just quick-fit. All right, man. Luis. You are a devil.

And by the way, that noise would throw me the fuck off. Oh, hang up. I'll be like, yo. I'm like, yo, it's lagging. I can't even see you. It's lagging. It's all distorted. I'm hanging up.

You're pixelated. Your noises are pixel. Yeah, your face is pixelated. I'm hanging up. But you like that sound on your dick. Oh, for sure. Yeah, but not, I don't even know over the phone if I'm, yeah. I probably laugh.

I'm a little like, I'll go with some shit. I'm, I guess I would be considered in the over-the-line freak category, but I'm also immature. So I laugh at shit. Yeah. If a girl made that noise on the phone, I would laugh. I wouldn't be like, oh, wow. What's considered nasty these days, though? Because I feel like some shit is just so normal now where it's not, it's not even nasty anymore.

Like eating the girl's ass is not considered nasty anymore. Snowballing is pretty nasty. Sucking your man's dick in the parking lot, apparently. Way over the line. That's where it stops. Whoa. What do we do? You are a freak.

You are a freak, man. Yeah, I don't know what's nasty these days. Yeah, Wesey just says something about snowballing. And she told me what that was years ago and I just couldn't. Oh, yeah, I know what that is. That's, not for me. Yeah. Not for me. No, I agree.

I think it's nasty. Not that nasty is bad. That's nasty. Like, that's nasty. But look at the man's plight. Like, women can have. have this vibrator that we can control from an app and like they could get off what do we get like what yeah what's our thing you can get a sleeve there's why did you look at me like the guru

because you get you're the sex guru you know all about this shit there are sleeves that do the same thing a sleeve is the male um sex toy like i see i would laugh at that too i'm not too much i'm not doing that yeah i'm not putting that i'm not fucking a sleeve i think that dudes that that have the uh you know the pussies with just no there's no legs it's no just the torso it's like Some serial killer shit. I think that's weird as fuck. OD. Like any dude that's humping that,

where's the body? You hit the body. You killed someone before. Is this rubber or is this an actual body part? I don't, that I never, I was like, yo, that's just creepy.

I don't know what the fuck that is. You know my favorite thing in pornos is? It's becoming like kind of a theme where a guy will be fucking that and then the girl will like pretend to run under the sheets and open her legs and then he'll start fucking it again thinking he's fucking the rubber thing.

And then she'll, in the fucking go. It's me. It's really real pussy. It's a human being. Like you ain't know it's a human being. Like we ran out of material in porn. And is that male rape?

See, I don't, I just thought it was a pocket pussy. I thought it was pocket pussy. And now it's a real pussy. Like, you know. Maybe I described it wrong. Yeah, but that's, I don't, that sleeve shit, nah, I'm cool. You never would use a sleeve? No, I wouldn't.

I'm not with the contraptions and the funnies. Don't, don't, don't, don't give me no funnies when it comes to masturbating. Now they do have, like, clone a pussy. pussy. Have you heard a clone of Willie where you like put your dick in the tube and you can make a mold of it? Yeah, some girls showed me that a few months ago. I was like, I was like, what is this? So they have the clone a pussy version. What if it was your girl's pussy? Like, and she gave it to like a gift. I don't know if I ever want to see my dick not attached to my body. It might put things in perspective and I might get them insecure. Man, if I'm not with my girl and I don't want

her clone pussy in my luggage. Like, I'm going to go get some new pussy. You got to dust it off. Go, I'm going to go clones some other pussy. I'm going to CVS and find a girl. I'm not bringing her cloned pussy in my luggage. Are you kidding me? And again, like when you... Couldn't wait to get away from her. When you want to beat off, you have to be in that mood and you get in that weird trance.

And then when you nut, you feel weird. Which is a typical man thing. I'm saying anything that no one doesn't know this isn't some profound take that I'm saying. Yeah. It's just an easy cleanup once I get into that this was weird thing. Cleenexas lotion, whatever.

Do you then have to clean that rubber vagina with a clear mind? Yeah, you should. I would probably commit suicide at that point Who have I become? Yeah, it's like I'm not this lonely I cannot be this lonely person Like what the fuck

That's what I think Alright so You have to clean it horny to feel better About it Like ooh I'm gonna fuck this when I'm done cleaning it This piece of rubber doesn't know what's coming Oh my God Do you think your girl would be

Do you think your girl would be More like All right do you think your girl If she had to pick She would say yo A Rory either had sex with your clone pussy or B, he had sex with a woman that he met last night. I think she would be weirded out by fucking her molded pussy.

I think so too. Get the fuck out here. You better fuck my pussy while I'm going. I think if I had a girl, I think she would be really like, what is wrong? Like, nigga, just go get some new pussy and just never call that bitch again. Like, yeah. Like, if my girl thought I was like away on tour on the road and I had like her clone pussy and I was going to town on it. calling a town on it

Well yeah, you have to love remote And she has Yeah, man, kid the fuck She's like, listen Go in there find a stripper Bang her brains out And never call her again Yeah

Like she don't want me Fucking a clone pocket pussy Like Yeah, I would just wonder What's going on in your brain Like fucking the clone pussy I think could lead to murder Yeah, it's just

Somehow I think that's like the It's just weird The Oregon Trail to that Yeah, I'm not, I guess I'm called me Old Fashion or old school Whatever you want to call me I'm just not I'm not fucking a molded rubber pussy.

Call me old fashioned. Yeah, call me old fashioned. Because clearly that's what these new niggas is doing. I was raised in a Christian household. Yeah, like pocket pussies are flying off the shelves in these days. I don't know. Can they fit in your pocket? Well, I don't think they could fit in your pocket, but they can fit in your luggage for sure.

You're in your book bag or carry on. We love a iteration, though. Does TSA let that through? Huh? Does TSA let pocket pussies through the, uh? I don't know, but I will tell you. In Atlanta, I had a strap on in my bag once. And because of the shape, obviously it flags it.

And the TSA agent goes. Obviously, because of the shape. Dick just flags everything. Once you see a dick go through the screen, they have to flag it and they have to ask you questions for sure. I don't know something phallic, but what was great is after he was searching through it, he said, I just want to say weezy, this is hilarious that this is why your bag was flagged. Like the fact that he knew who I was in and it was a strapbook. It wasn't fucking toothpaste.

It wasn't a bottle of water. Yeah, no. It was a, it was a dildo. or a strap on. Did they have to, you know how they use those swab things to make sure there's not like gunpowder or the bomb materials on it? Did they swab your strap on? No, when he looked at it on the screen, he laughed because he knew exactly what it was. Because, you know, sometimes they're not short.

Like maybe it's a knife, but this was definitely a dick. Maybe it's a knife. A strap on knife? Yeah, it's a strap on knife. It's a dildo knife. I get it. That would be weirder in customs to me that, because they ask you like, you know, are you going for business? It's a vacation, whatever.

And like they go through your bag and it's just mad sex toys. You're like, no, I'm here for... Well, in Thailand, they're not allowed. Certain countries, sex toys aren't allowed. Aren't allowed? Yeah, and as well, like, with the battery and the lithium and shit like that, like, you can't bring it. Okay. I'm just telling us for my iPad.

Meanwhile, they're asking me if I took my cell phone battery. It's not your luggage? No, everything's out. I took it out. Different bin, separate bin from my laptop and my dildo. Men, we're going to find a cool toy for us that women can control. We're just not going to fuck a sleep. Actually, we do.

Can't. Might get cancer if I say what it is. Louiderm? No. No. I definitely rub my dick on a pillow when I was like learning about my dick as a kid. That's probably the closest thing. Yeah, that's how you learn about anything.

You got to rub on it to learn about it. That's true. Learn how it works. Yeah. Learn the mechanisms, what you like versus what you don't like. Yeah, but I think my girl, she would be weirded out if I was in my room, a hotel room and I had a pocket pussy. You know, it's just like, what are you doing? Well, maybe that's what you mean by what is nasty anymore.

That's pretty nasty. A pocket pussy? I think that's weird. It's disturbing. I don't know if it's nasty. Why is this so weird though? What's the like stigma around men with sex toys? Because if you're going to do that, just jerk off, bro.

Get this. What is this shit? I'm thinking about, I'm thinking about, I'm thinking about, what is this control. For her. For her. That's not for he. Well, I don't know.

I don't know what you're in to. We're hypothetical. I don't know what you're witnessing. Listen, I've had a woman use a vibrator on her clip while I was fucking her. And the secondary vibration is, This felt all. Haven't we all? Yeah, a girl definitely had to vibrate on her shit and I felt it while I was penetrating.

Have you ever tried like a cock ring? No, I have. Never tried that. You have? Did you like it? It was weird. It felt like too much bass on my dick. Like, you know when you're at the club, it's like way too much bass.

Like if you're sitting up at the... Yo, what's wrong with you, man? You know, like, when you're at a club and like you're leaning up against the wall and it's just mad, vibrate, it's like, what? You know, turn the base down on the spot. Yes, I understand. It felt like that on the base of my dick. Okay, got you. Which was a lot of, there's a lot going on.

But yeah, as soon as men get our own sex toys, we're going to take over the world. No, we haven't, but they just not. They haven't figured out the correct sex toy for men. What happens when men learn about their angles? What is Instagram going to do when we figure out what our heel-up photo is? What it does for us? Yeah. What it does for our likes?

Yeah. I think, because all we have like- We'll start to get some respect out here finally. Yeah. Because men's, I feel like men's heel up is just like our hands like this. No, it's the one arm like this. Look down. Oh, that's the only, that's the only other one I have.

That's nasty. This is what I got. I got this. One arm up on the elbow, that's nasty. I hate that pose. And we really don't know what to do with our hands. Like, I've noticed that. Like, men don't know what to do with their hands.

I've never put my arm around my friends unless it's a photo. Because we just literally have no idea what to do. Yeah, you don't know what to do with your hands. You don't want to put them in your pocket. You don't want to seem too, like you're trying to be too tough in the photo. Yeah. Are we laughing? Are we smiling? Like, you never know.

Like, I hate when you get the picture back and everyone's smiling except you. It's like, oh, I didn't know. I thought men just, we ice grill every picture we take. I didn't know everybody was showing their fucking teeth. Yeah, I just thought we were capturing us dying inside. Yeah. But one day, we'll get our angles. Yo, did you, I don't know how it is in Irish households.

Did your mom ever cut your hair growing up? Yes, she did. And it was terrible. Tell me about it. Luckily, it wasn't. I had a, I guess you would call wavy-esque hair, not waves the way you guys have waves, but like, you know, it wasn't straight.

You had red curls, so I could see it. It was a little curl, yeah, it curled a bit. So while other Irish kids were getting like bowl cuts, I don't know if you remember that era in the 90s when the white kids had the bowl cuts. Yes, I was scared of them. Oh, terrifying. Yeah. You see a white kid with a bowl cut?

Run. Leonardo DiCaprio was leading. Growing pains was at the top of the chair. Growing pains was killing. Yeah. Thank God my hair couldn't do that, even though I remember being mad that, like, damn, I wish I could get the bow cut. Retrospect, thank you, God. But no, my mom would cut it and it just wouldn't work.

Or the worst was I would wake up with like bedhead and my mom would literally just like pour water on my head to like get rid of it before I got to the bus. And in the wintertime, I would just walk outside with like frozen head. Yeah. My mom cut my head one time. We had a school trip. And it was my fault because I didn't go to the barbershop the day before. And so she was like, well, you're not going on the school trip with your hair like that.

So my mom, she's a beautician. She does hair. She, you know what I mean? She went to school for it and everything. So she had like a whole little station set up in the house. So I sat in her chair. I'm thinking my mom, she does hair. There's women that come here all the time, get their hair done.

Men should be the easiest. She works in the salon. My head, this is nothing. This is a breeze. My mom fucked my head up. Bro, she took those clippers and literally, it was one clipper. It was the clipper you used to line your hair.

hair. She gave me a full hair. She gave me a full hair care with the liner. Like I'm talking about it was bald. No, so she gave me, she tried to give me a fade, right? So she gave me, she, she put the line around the whole cut and then like balded everything from the line down. So skin faded you. Skin faded me. And it was like all of this shit was like she couldn't do nothing because all she had was the liner. So I just didn't, from here down was clean. Okay. And everywhere else just looked. It was crazy. I cried. I didn't want to go to school. trip. She made me go. I had to keep my hat on the whole time. This is so ironic that you brought this up. I was just in LA talking to somebody about the time

my barber wasn't available and my mom took me to super cuts and what they did to my head. They literally like box cut it. Like it was just a straight and straight. I'll show you the picture right now. It was literally a box like this. And imagine going. to junior high school with mean teenagers with a box on your head. Doug, there was about 10,000 box entendras. Somebody said my forehead was moving. You gotta love the honesty.

Doug, when I say like, in the beginning, I thought it was like kind of funny and then I like was considering going to the office be like, your mom, can you just like pick me? I don't think the school thing is for me anymore. Right. Teenagers are so fucking mean. And like I was just hoping that by lunch, like maybe something else would happen where

attention would go somewhere else for jokes. It was the entire day of what super cuts did to my head. Yeah. And, Ma, I'm going to show you the picture right now. That's what they did to my head. But see, I feel like on me it would look worse. Sam, that looks insane. Show that camera right here.

It does. But it's not. It looks bad. They killed me. But imagine me now with that. This photo, this photo, how bad this was of like how much. It wasn't even bullying or roasting at that point. They were like ruining my brain.

This photo is in Florida, right? Uh-huh. On the weekend. This happened on like a Thursday or Friday. I went to go see my father immediately. You had to go see pops? I didn't get the fuck out of Dodge. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But see, that's the thing with us like growing up as black kids, if you got a fucked up haircut I'm talking about like your life was almost ruined I'm sorry do you think the black kids were nice to me that day

No I'm sure I'm sure they couldn't wait I'm so they couldn't wait to kill you about that haircut But it still didn't look As bad as it would look for me I know it looks It's bad

I see you're talking about the box I see it But on me it would look 100 times worse A hundred times worse Because of our hair our complexion, like it's just,

my hair was even redder at that time. Have you've been in a public school hallway before? Absolutely. Lighting is a little radiance, it's a little weird. Right. Imagine a bright redhead walking down the middle with a box cut. Don't talk to me.

Everyone is stopping what they're doing. They're forgetting the combination codes and their locks. Everyone is going to make a box joke for the next two days. Well, that's good to know that we shared the same type of trauma growing up when our mothers had to cut out hair. Yeah. Because I thought that was something that was something that only black kids went through.

But I thought about it. And, you know, I've seen a lot of videos online where they punish kids now. The acting at school, the mother shaved their heads and all of that. The old person cut is my favorite. Oh, just the roof missing? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I love that.

I love that. That's fucked up, though. It's fucked up to send a kid to school like that. But are kids mean anymore? Might be worse now. I feel like they're mean on the internet. But that's why it's worse. Are they mean in real life?

Absolutely. But it's worse because now kids that don't even know you laugh at you. I feel like kids are woke now. And would be like, oh, that's male pattern baldness. We should be aware of male pattern baldness. Like it's a thing. He can't control it. No, it's worse.

It's worse. Because kids now, you don't even know to make local Phil. But now we have to be like, hey. Nah, it's worse. Trust me. Okay. That's why kids are so violent these days because they embarrassed essentially in front of the world. Like if I recorded it in my school, I'm recording you last year.

That's true. Okay, you're right. I posted on my social media as people follow me from all over the country. Like, everybody sees it now. Yeah, but I mean, it wasn't bullying what was happening to me by any means. It was just, all right, you're today's joke. Yeah, that's it. And that's what I said. It wasn't considered bullying.

Like I said, the way we learned how to dress, our friends had to laugh at us and crack jokes on us. Were my friends bullying me? No. That's not bullying. That was just, that's part of growing up in the hood. But what sucked was I couldn't take the outfit off. Like I had to wait for my hair to grow back. Yeah.

And that's what I was going to say. I had to wait for it to grow back. You can't where you had in school. No. So that Monday I had to go to school. My head still fucked. It was just bad. I don't know what my mom was thinking.

That was terrible. Terrible time in my life. Would you let it do that now? Absolutely not. Not a chance. Not for content? Not for a chance. I'm learning now everything is for content.

Not me getting a fucked up haircut. No, no. Because at my age, you only got two more fuckups left. I have a full hairline, so, you know, it's cool, but I don't want to play around with it. I just want to let it do what it's doing because you don't know how many fuckups you got left in the tank. Maybe one, and then you'll never get your hairline back. So no. Yeah, I feel like I went to one Dominican barber and it set my hair line back a half an inch that's never grown back.

Oh, because they used the straight razor. Oh, and. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, they want to make sure it's sharp. So like any indiscreancies, let's just bring it back an inch so then I can make it sharper. Wherever it's bald at, we're going to start right there. Wherever it's light at, let's start right there. They don't know to save the little bit of hairs.

No, they start right with thinning that and cut all the way across. Yeah, it's never grown back. Like, I think he skipped at least five years of balding for me just off that one haircut. Have you ever been in the barbershop and a dude that, like, everybody in neighborhood was scared of, walked in and like took your turn and you was next? No, listen, I'm a sucker, but I'm not pussy. I'll do that. It's my turn. No, I'm next.

I would love to see that. Like, I want to go with you to the, actually, that's what we should do. I want to go with you to your barbershop. You're my barbershop. Yeah. I've been going there when I moved Jerry City in 2008. I've been going there, 2008.

Okay. No, that's my barbershop. Yeah. Okay. We're going to do that one day. I got to go to you to your barbershop and see how your barbershop. My barbershop. But mine is kind of wild.

You give dapped at all the barbers. They know you? Of course. Okay. Every one of them. All right. Yeah. I got to see how you're new in your barbershop.

The chair next to my barber who owns the shop started cutting hair when he was in junior high or freshman year of high school. Fuck is a grown man now. Like I watch this kid grow up. Do you support the local businessmen that come in

selling bacon and deodorant? I mean, I bought some cologne before. I bought DVDs when, you know, DVDs were a thing back then. Oh, so you support. No, no, that's like my barbershop for real, for real, for real. Okay, you support.

Yeah. I know everybody. The barbershop is the center of the community. You can get everything you need there. You can get therapy. You can get bacon. You can get sneakers. And you can put in orders for stuff.

Like you can tell the guy, listen, I don't want none of this, but get me some of these socks. Give me some of those, you know, those dior. I don't use this deal. I'm not an old spice guy. Give me some dove. And they, you know, sure, they come back next week with everything you ask for. No, my barber, like, he'll buy the fights. Like, I'll go over there because it's walking distance from where I live.

I'll go watch the fights over there. Like, that's really my barbers. That shit shop. That shit shop. Okay, I get it. No, I'm not one of those. I don't skip around type shit. Okay.

And that's why it's very difficult to date the girl that does hair, especially in your inner circles. Mm-hmm. Because we are loyal to our barber. Women are really loyal to their hair girl. So if you start dating the girl that does hair and she starts talking about she's talking to you, you'll never talk to another woman for the rest of your life. I don't know if women are loyal to the women that does their hair because every time I open IG, I'm always seeing a girl like anybody have any hairstyles in Atlanta, anybody have anybody have anybody. LA. That's the new traveling girl.

Yeah, it's like, y'all don't have the one girl you go to before you're going away, get your hair done and your hair is done now? Listen, I dated the girl that did hair in Brooklyn. Every girl's hair in Brooklyn. And then that turned into every girl's hair in Queens, too. And you got to be careful. I couldn't, I couldn't. I was naive.

It was very naive. I didn't know. She told everyone on fucking earth that we talked. And now's every girl, I can't. Like, come on. No action. Like, I can't even. No action.

Like, I might as well. tried to fuck her blood sister and she would have let me like no no no no can't do that it's no action like i can't do it don't date a hairstylist that's good at what she does and that all the cute girls go to because that's it you're not fucking anybody else no yeah no don't do it i wouldn't they would let you to fuck their mother before their hairstylists serious it's terrible oh my god how did you feel about connier's freshman dorm um listen man this this whole conier thing i mean i i get it, you know, he's mastered the art of, you know, mystique and mysteriousness, if you want to call it that, and awkwardness and doing things.

He's in an arena. Unorthodox. Yeah, but it's just like, you know, was that really him walking around in the red? Who knows? You know what I'm saying? So it's like, I get it, but it's just like, but just, I'm just, give me the music, man. I'm not with the, the, the, the, the antics and the smoke and the mirrors and the, I'm, just, Give me the music. I'm just here for the music and that's it. I'm not here for, you know, everything

else around the music. I'm just here for the music. I'm a fan of the music. Do you think he's good at making his bed? That picture I saw was disturbing. That picture looked like a hostage room. It did. It looked like somebody that didn't want to be there. It was very well kept. Everything was OCD like and bed was made. The shoes were aligned properly. He cleared. He covered the last two did just on the clock. He didn't know, he didn't want to know if it was two, even though you can see straight, it was 23. You see straight through it.

I didn't know what that was about. But, yeah, I don't believe for one second that Kanye is sleeping in that stadium. I don't believe that. I think it adds to the law of the album. It does. He stayed in the stadium until he was done. Kanye is not sleeping in that stadium. My favorite thing.

I just love Kanye fans, mind you, I am a Kanye fan. But like Kanye fan fans, when they had posted the, uh, logo you know how they put like in front of locker rooms uh you know a little tag of what it is the room to go into and it was like danda's studio and it was like oh my god he got the tag at the arena i'm like dog every away team yeah they have a room that princsteads like it's certain conier fans that it no matter what he does it's like it's the greatest thing ever which is cool man and like my home boy was like no that's fire him staying at the stadium i was like what's fire about that yo it's different i'm like cut it

out fan. Like, he's not sleeping in that fucking stadium. Like, everybody after that event was escorted out of that stadium and asked to leave. Like, Kanye is not sleeping there. I don't believe that for one second. I just think it's nice that he makes his bed before he goes to the studio. I do too. I mean, I was, I was, I was that picture, I laughed, but it was like, I get

it. I understand what he's doing. You got to create this a law around. You got to create this people talking about it. He knows what he's doing when he puts these certain pictures out and they hit the net. He knows people are waiting to just, you know, eat up whatever he gives them. And I get it, but just give me the music. I'm just here for the music. Why do you think it's not true?

Because I, now here's what I think. Because he's a weirdo. I think that that picture was taking the day of the event. I think that that was the day of the event. That was probably his dress room for the event. He was relaxing and I think they just put it out days after the event was over. But do I think that he's currently still sleeping in? Absolutely not. I don't believe that shit. Not for one second. I mean, when you have Justin LeBoy running your digital marketing, anything is possible. Yeah, and that was a weird too. You know. I'm saving my rant is in the lost episode.

Yeah, but that was, I sounded like the biggest hater on earth. I listened back to it. I understand what you. And I was, I stand by every word I said. I just know I'm going to sound like a hater. Yeah, but it's real though. It's real because again, what he's doing with his platform, great. You know what I mean?

Like he's doing this thing. You know, he has a show. Salute to him. I'll salute any, any black. I wasn't, I wasn't aiming on Justin the Boy at all. I was hating on the climate of. I just didn't understand how it related to him now. That type of IG platform announcing a Kanye West.

Yeah, that's what just was a little weird to me. It was just like, okay, he's announcing the Kanye release now. Like, you know, I just didn't understand that. But shout out to him, you know, in his platform. He's doing well. So that's a great thing. But I just didn't understand him controlling or relaying the Kanye drop, album dropping information to us. I didn't understand the correlation.

I think it's a really cool rollout. And I just, people that have a shit ton of money, I just can't give like super credit on creative rollouts. Like you being able to afford to rent out a football stadium to finish your album is a cool rollout but like that's money. It's not really thought. I see what you're saying. I get it.

Yeah. I do maybe appreciate more of the B and C tier artists that kind of come up with like really creative role that do take money as well. Don't get it twisted. But come up with like some real creative. creative shit. Yeah, it's dope. I think that's fire that Kanye can play demos in an arena and walk around. Like, that's cool. I'm not, I'm not hating on that. But to say that's like, yo, he's such a genius. Like, dog, no, he's just rich. Yeah, very rich. And, you know, the white football field and

him wearing all red walking around. You know, I guess, you know, if you, you know, you want to look like a now i'll go back with cole 2014 for sales which i bring up all the time you guys can kill me in my mentions as a creative rollout that was a creative rollout from someone that has money yeah cole has a lot of money not a secret being able to buy your childhood home and then make it a museum to walk through and have people listen to the album like that type of shit and then that house will now be given to um families in north carolina that need like some time in between to find a spot. Super dope to me.

Like that's a cool creative thing to me when you have bread. Right. That's a cool rollout with money. Like, of course it's fly to go rent a fucking football stadium to play music. I'm never not going to say that's not fly. I got it. I understand it.

I'm just not going to call you a genius for it. Yeah, it was, it was again, man. I, you know, I love Kanye. I think he's a genius. Everyone knows that's one of my favorite artist ever. But you just can't, it's certain shit you just can't sell me. You just can't get me excited about. That's all.

Yeah. It's just certain shit where I'm looking at it where everybody's kind of going crazy and I'm just like, okay. Maybe I'm, you know, I'm the eyeball out on this one

but I just don't, I don't, it didn't move me. Still gonna listen to the album, still looking forward to it. Oh, I can't, that's what I said. Give me the music.

That's what I'm here for. I want the music. And I'm cool. Yeah. Hopefully we'll see, we're recording this now Thursday. This will come out Friday. Maybe it's out today.

I doubt it, but. I think, uh, maybe next week. What when did Justin LaBoy say the 6th? He said August? My bad. He said August 6.

Wait, he said it respectfully though, right? Respectfully August 6th. Respectfully, August 6. As long as it's respectfully. August 6. So we, let's wait for August 6 and let's see what happens. Well, yeah, I'll save the rest of the stuff I have my list for next episode. Glenn Dye, Montana I want to get into some other shit.

But yeah, let's get out of here. All right. Watch the belly interview. Yeah. we have fun with that uh more stuff coming more stuff that we're working on um that i think the the people are gonna love we're trying some new shit absolutely absolutely looking forward to it i still don't really know how to end these yet i'll be quite honest with you oh because it's a continuation we're not ending we're just stepping away for a while here's the topics for next week yeah

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