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This is Emily, Henley, and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch.
Hi, everyone. Welcome to Too Scary Didn't Watch, the horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves.
I'm Emily and I am too scared to watch scary movies.
I'm Sammy and I love watching scary movies and so I watch them so that you don't have to
we're missing Henley this week we miss her we love her she'll be back cut her some
freaking slack the woman has been nonstop with being with us even though she's got a lot
going on she's got a lot going on yes she's doing great but she's taking a little break and
we respect the choice we respect the choice we respect Henley we really respect our friend
Henley. Um, other than that, other than Hanley not being here right now, Sammy, did anything scary
happened to you this week? Uh, well, you know, I had a sort of scary thing where it's getting a little
warmer in Los Angeles. It is. Yep. Yep. And I'm keeping those doors open. Sure. More than usual.
And my house is a very, I live in an old apartment building where absolutely none of the doors have
airtight seals on the screens. That's honestly inch gaps around.
every it's massive it's anything could get through to be completely honest any small animal probably
basically yeah you you know what i start there's been worms in here uh they like crawl in on the
earthworms like earthworms this happened twice and the cat i'll notice because the cats will just be
sitting staring at a spot at the floor um and it's just right where the right at the door doorstep
so they must have ewes wiggled in
There isn't even like dirt nearby.
They had to go flying.
They climbed up the stairs.
They have stairs at both doors.
What do they think they're going to find in here?
Nothing good.
Death by cat.
So yeah, I guess just the general increase in bugs in the house is the scary thing.
Because actually the flying bugs, you know how much I hate mosquitoes.
My number one enemy on this planet Earth.
I want them wiped from existence.
And so there's been these little flying.
insects coming in that I thought were little mini mosquitoes because you know they get so small
these days. There's the really small ones. Yeah. And those are the bad ones. Those are the fucking
mean ones. Yes. But whatever it is, I was sitting at my desk working and just every five minutes,
a tiny little bug would fly right up in my face. And I could, I smashed it and killed it. And that's
how I figured out they weren't mosquitoes because the mosquitoes are pretty good at evading death,
at least in my experience, because I hunt them a lot.
but these ones
I kill and they're like little
they're almost gnats
I'm going to take a picture of one and post it
I need help identifying this mystery bug
someone will know because it's a little bigger
than a gnat
I can picture it I do know what you're talking about
It's not a bathroom fly have you ever had bathroom flies
those are so gross with the like round little circle wings
and they will not even try to escape death
at all those ones are so easy to kill
I guess I'm just getting nervous and scared about the upcoming bug battle in my apartment because I have no protection from them.
So any tips and tricks to minimize the bugs in my house.
I'm trying to reinforce the doors and the gaps and fill them with little foam things.
but you know I'm just going to be a crazy person all summer long so stay tuned because I'm
talking about this again we're going to have more more updates for sure yep yep wish me
luck oof I do what about you Emily anything scary happened to you this week um well for whatever
reason this year for my birthday which which has passed it's no longer my birthday but my
one thing I wanted to do was to watch the sound of music and specifically
Specifically to make Joel watch the sound of music because he'd never seen it and had no interest.
And I knew the only way I was going to get him to watch it is if I was like, this is what we're doing for my birthday.
And so our very lovely dear friends who have a wonderful home theater set up agreed to host us, which they did last night.
Sammy, you know you were there.
And we find, so we watched the sound of music.
I've seen it so many times.
It's like my most nostalgic movie.
But I have not sat down and really watched it as an adult, which was a wonderful
experience.
And a lot of things hit differently as an adult, which is the biggest, my biggest takeaway.
And we talked about this last night.
The baroness, it totally rules.
I would challenge anybody who remembers the baroness as like the bad lady, you know,
because she does temporary, you know, she makes Maria go back to the abbey or encourages
Maria to go back to the abbey for a little bit.
Sorry if I'm spoiling this out of music for anybody.
But she's just like, she's just trying to do what she can to keep her upcoming marriage intact.
And then when she knows that she's lost, she handles it with dignity.
She is, she's incredible.
I was like, this woman is amazing.
Why are we not focusing on how cool the barreness is?
So that was a big one.
That was a big one.
And then another thing is, so I've talked about on the podcast before that I had a past lives reading a couple of
couple years ago and she told me that two of my past lives my most I suppose important past
lives that have informed my soul were a nun who left the convict convict you got convict on the mind
I got convent she left the convict maybe there was a convict vote she left a convent
and formed a little like community in the in the woods so that was that was my one past
life and then another past life was a puppeteer in World War II and we're watching the sound of
music and we've made it to the puppet scene and I was like oh my god I'm Maria know that my past lives
were just Maria's journey no wonder you love this movie so much and you loved it as a kid
it's because your soul recognized my soul recognized it as your past lives and Joel did say he was
like he loved it spoil alert I fucking knew he would he didn't want to see it and I was like
you're going to love it. It's a great movie.
But today he said, he's like, I feel like I understand you better now that I have seen
the sound of music, which is a beautiful thing. And anyway, I just feel like anybody who hasn't
watched it as an adult, yes, it's long. And yes, there are Nazis, which is, you know,
maybe not a fun viewing. But it was wonderful. And I really, it was like, maybe one of my very
best birthdays. It was very fun. I guess that's not scary, but it was.
a good time. It was, yeah, it was a great time. I had a wonderful time. I hadn't seen it as an adult either.
It was wonderful. It's wonderful. Captain Von Trap is so hot. Oh my God. Christopher Flummer. So hot. And I
like knew that. But again, watching it as an adult, I was like, oh my God. What a man. Also, I read
somewhere that he like hated being in that movie. And I need to look more into that because that's
really upsetting. Maybe that's the scary thing. Well, he didn't do any of the singing. And I was thinking
about that a lot that the only person
maybe Liesel but also
Julie Andrew is the only people who do their own singing
and so I was like imagining them being
on set and like speaking
like what I was just I couldn't stop thinking about
what those scenes were like in filming
were they just speaking in the
cadence of a song and if so that must
have been really awkward or just singing poorly
or singing really badly which also
would probably be harder for the person acting
against you to be like no this is good I like this
that's acting baby
I guess
we got to know more about what that whole experience was like.
But that is not the only movie I watched this week, Sammy.
No, it's not.
I also watched a very different movie, which is this week's movie.
And it is Final Destination 3.
Came out in 2006, directed by James Wong, which every time I always go, oh, James
Juan, and then I go, nope, James Wong.
Yep, different.
Directed the previous ones as well.
It's written by Glenn Morgan and James Wong, based on characters by
Jeffrey Reddick.
It is starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
Ooh, baby.
Ryan Merriman, Amanda Crewe, Chris Lempch, Alex Johnson, Sam Easton, Texas Battle, Sheldon Simmons, and Yan K. Crystal Lowe.
And it is available to rent for $3.99.
A steel.
An absolute steel.
You're not going to regret it.
And this week, we have a guest joining us to discuss this movie.
she is an actor and comedian host of fellow headgum podcast newcomers and the podcast
freedom with our horror respondent paula f tomkins she's also a member of the comedy
group wild horses which i would recommend anybody who isn't familiar checking out we are so happy
to have her welcome lauren lapkis oh my god i have so much to say about everything that's been said
like i'm just i can't first of all the worms climbing the stairs i'm really stressed like concrete
Getting into the house stresses me out.
I'm like, that's a lot of effort for a worm and you have to be afraid of them.
Anyway, I just had to say that.
I've been holding that for like five minutes.
But inside of music, I haven't watched in forever.
But it was a good movie.
It was a cute movie growing up.
But it does, I think I didn't realize that.
I thought you were going to say the scary part you realized now was the Nazis,
which I think took me a long time to understand when I was.
Certainly it read as a lot scarier as an adult and like given where we're at now,
just being like, oh, these are.
the biggest losers in the room, but they got power and everybody has to fucking do it.
It's like, it's so interesting. Yeah. I think when I was little, I was like, this is the
boring part. I don't understand. It's not colorful anymore. Yeah. But yeah. Oh, God. Crazy.
My scary thing, if you want to hear my scary. I really do. Okay. So my daughter is almost two.
And my husband and I took her to a playground. And this playground had like this, it was kind of like
old it was very new school in the fact that they have like the rubbery floor you like how now that's like a new thing at playgrounds when we were I mean when I was kid you might be young enough that you did have that I don't know I feel like it was becoming a thing it was become it was certainly like oh fancy yeah it wasn't standard great it was usually like nasty sand yeah okay we had lots of wood chips okay yeah um but anyways they have that then they also have some things that are definitely old and like very metal based and like
this there's this slide that like looks like it's a huge sculpture it looks like a big snake with
its mouth open with a plastic tube in the middle and that's where you go inside and like go down
this tube and the stairs to climb it were metal rods that are like a foot apart each which to me
is the whole length of a child yeah yeah so of like a six year old and up could do it themselves
but so i like climbed up there holding her but as i was holding her i realized like the shoes i was
wearing were horrible for doing I had like no traction and I was like this is actually I could fall like
fall with her it was so horrible but I couldn't go back because I had no like ability to hold myself
up. Either way you're like well no and so then we went in the tube and I'm almost six feet tall and it was
I mean it's not it wasn't made for me at all and so I was like I'm a big lady going in here now and
then that was really hard and then I was like at the end I got out and triumphantly was like saying
something to my husband and then I stood up and bashed my head into the snake
sculpture and it hurt so bad and it was also embarrassing so I was like hitting your head in public
is the worst I feel like it's awful it's awful it doesn't hurt but it's all it's sometimes it hurts so bad
that you're like involuntarily crying I was like my teeth are like chattering like yeah I was literally
like oh my god I'm and then just like stood straight up into a structure so especially what a
fall from grace you were so proud of yourself I know I know it was really pathetic um so that's my
scary thing that happened to me. Parenting is
really hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's
my big takeaway. And that's
why and that's exactly why.
And that's the only reason why actually. Everything
else really easy.
I hear especially with a two year old, I think it's probably
pretty standard stuff. There's nothing
even say. Yeah. When I do that
at home, if I stand up into like
an open cabinet door,
I'll immediately burst into tears.
It's just an instant thing. No,
it's so horrifying when you have no idea
something's coming like that. It's also just very
surprising.
Yeah.
And to be surprised by pain is not the worst one.
Not good.
Not good.
Really sorry that happened to you.
Thank you.
That's really tough.
Yeah.
It's kind of my final destination moment.
It could have been.
Yeah.
Your head would have burst like a balloon.
Just pop my brains everywhere.
Yeah.
Sets off a chain of events.
A little like plastered tooth of the snake falls into the ground.
And then it like triggers a little.
on that and your head falls into a grill and yeah um could have been that could have been funny
actually yeah we will get into with there's like you know plenty plenty of that to come um but
Lauren what is your relationship to scary movies in general um okay so I'm really I would say
I'm not much of a scary movie person I tend to be freaked out and I have you know I close my eyes
at night after watching a scary movie and I see like the worst thing from that movie and I feel
scared. So I kind of limit it to like I loved scream growing up and I so I love all the
scream movies and then that kind of thing is the kind of movie I like. I also prefer a movie where
there's a killer and the killer dies at the end. The story is closed. Right. They're not still
out there. That happened one time and he's gone. I don't like when it's like a ghost. I don't like
when it goes through the worst. I don't like I don't like nuns with blood. I don't like like anything
like that like exorcisms. I hate that. I can get very freaked out by that. So I tend to not
watch a lot of scary movies. But every once in a while I get, you know, roped into something. My
husband loves them. So we'll watch stuff from time to time. But I usually leave that to him and,
you know, try not to. Yeah. Was there one as a kid that like really stuck with you? Like do you have a
moment where you're like, oh, I don't watch these movies and maybe here's why?
Honestly, like the things that scared me, I don't even know what happened in the movie, but I remember there was an earnest movie. Do you know what Ernest movie? Is scared stupid? Probably or like he goes to camp or something. I don't remember which one. Someone, someone has brought up Ernest before. Is there something where you have to kiss the monster on the lips in order to neutralize it? That makes a lot of sense and I hate that. That's bad. That's bad for many reasons. Disgusting. I have to kiss the scary thing you hate otherwise it's going to keep.
coming. Yeah, but it was like, I think there was something in that that freaked me out. And then my brother
making fun of me about that and making it scarier. So most of the time it was like the thing might not
have been that scary, but then talking about it and like making it scarier was the part that stuck
with me. Yeah. But yeah, that's the first movie I think of as being a scary movie, but I'm not even
sure which one it was. Um, I just tended to be very, like, I would never have wanted to see like it or
something. And I actually saw it in theaters and I was like, this is, I'm going to be killed here.
Like, just something bad is going to happen here.
It just was so scary to me.
Yeah, I have a very hard time escaping the tension of the moment.
Like, even in these movies, which are insane and very silly, like, in the buildup to the bad thing, I'm like, like, I just get like, it's like very hard to separate myself from anything scary.
I don't, I don't know how people do it.
No, I will say with this kind of movie, though, and this is why I picked this is like, it's so campy that it's, like, it's almost funny.
there are times that it's a little much
but like it's not really scary you're just
kind of especially because it's from like a perfect
era to make fun of I was like
this isn't going to really freak me out there are points that I
rewound it to see something again
just to see how absurd it was because
some of the like death moments are so insane
that you just have to see it again
when we did final destination too
there's a person that gets completely
panicked by a following pane of glass that is
I think so hilarious he just
completely explodes
they just like completely
it's like a body the body disappears and that's just simply not what would it's like when you did like flower pressing in your book only a body yeah yeah and it became juice and they really I think that these movies would probably be so much fun to write on because all you have to do is come up with especially because they're all always like we're saying like an insane chain reaction that's like it's never it's like this thing runs into this thing which rolls into that which it's like um the mousetrap it's like a rube goldberg that makes no sense.
Yes, yeah, exactly.
Every single time.
No, I said the same thing watching it.
Like, this would be so fun to write because you just have to go, okay, so then the most insane death I can think of.
And it doesn't have to be realistic at all.
Not even a little bit.
In fact, maybe you'll remember you'll be able to help me out with this.
Because in watching it and then even in going back and taking notes, I was like, why does this lead to this?
They'd be like, they're showing like a thing leaking.
I guess that's important.
I don't know why.
I just know it leads to the thing that leads to the thing that leads to the death.
Sometimes I feel like they have like misdirects and you're just supposed to be stressed about
everything that you see because any, like, standard object in a house becomes dangerous in a final
destination movie.
So everything's dangerous.
You're just on edge.
You know, a snake slide.
Anything's fair game, you know?
It's all possible.
The worm that crawls onto your doorstep, you could slip on that.
It could be.
You could slip on the worm.
Yeah.
Or your cat could be going for the worm.
You could trip on your cat.
Yep.
And your head falls into a grill.
Yeah.
Yeah, I also love them being like, it's a clue about things.
I'm like, there's no...
There's never a clue.
It's not a clue.
What do you mean?
We talked about this when we did, especially Final Destination, too, which I feel like really goes a lot with this.
Death is just like so bored.
Death is just having...
Just like, what else can I don't know?
Give him this clue and then make him go in here.
And it's just like, just kill him.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a fun time.
We're going to get into it.
I'm going to give us a little bit of trivia.
Okay, great.
The budget was $25 million.
And the box office was $119 million.
So, nice, great job.
Good for them.
Good for them.
Good job.
They did pretty well.
They did pretty well.
It has a 43% on Rotten Tomatoes, a 41 on Metacritic and a 5.8 on IMGB.
They like it more.
I was going to say IMDB is usually harsher.
Usually harsher, but they liked it.
A little bit of trivia.
So this opens with a roller coaster sequence.
and the cast members had to ride that roller coaster 26 times in the scene to shoot that scene,
which would be awful.
Wait, that's horrible, not to mention the scene is about a breaking apart, which is like,
I don't want to do it so many times.
Seriously.
That's what I think about all the time we talk about scary movies and the filming process
being like, I would be so worried that you would always be like welcoming the thing to
happen.
Yeah.
ruling it into existence just by just by picturing it.
Yeah.
So, I mean, they were okay, but they did have to ride at 26 times.
And it isn't quite as intense as the roller coaster in the movie.
They, it's like, you know, added in like CGIed some extra loops and turns and stuff.
But even still, that's a lot of, that's a lot of time.
Do you guys like roller coasters?
No.
I'm done with them.
I used, I loved them as a kid.
And now as a kid, it was fun.
And now they're so terrifying.
I know they make me sick oh my god go ahead oh yeah I was like will every now and again but I can
too in my head about it they often make me sick and also I'm scared yeah I went on the one at
California adventure uh-huh the like big loop one yeah and I don't know if I didn't realize it was
gonna go in a loop or something I don't know what but I was I went on it and I was so shocked that
I was going upside down that I was so scared like it was truly like I need to get off of here
like this is so scary and it was just not fun at all and then I felt sick the rest of the day like to my stomach so it was just it was horrible I was like I think I aged out of this but yeah I remember Joel I went to Disneyland last summer and we wrote that one and I in my memory I was like oh this is like a fun roller coaster and it's a fun roller coaster and similar we went on I was like what the fuck like I was like this is not what I thought it was so fast it's so fast it's so fast I mean I guess that's what a roller coaster is but yeah I was like this isn't for me I know well I also don't like I also don't like
when they go really slowly up like a wooden rickety thing up to the top and then you go down like
that's so scary i think i just don't i think i think it's done i think it's done i never really
understood like the carnival rides as an adult like i'm like i'm not going on that no carnivals
in particular are terrifying i went on a ride uh the zipper a famous one i think people died but
people die on that one i went on that when i was 10 and it was so scary just the straight like
up down with the cage you're in like a cage and you're like a cage and you're like
rolling back and forth like I was in line for that one and I hate this like a screw or something fell
out of it so they stopped the ride and someone a mechanic climbs up and starts screwing something
back in and he like gives the thumbs up he's like all right go and I was next in line and I just got in
I was like well I'm about to die and I just did it I was like well I don't want to humiliate myself
so I guess I'll just die in this I'll just die instead death death.
trap that's so scary to see like a piece of it fall down he's like i'll put this back like that's
it won't happen again yeah yeah i have seen a few scary sites at county fairs there those rides are
not safe well they're not they take them down and put them up all over the place no absolutely not
absolutely not and you know this movie it's not going it's not going to encourage you against that feeling
um right few casting what ifs we had remember this is 2006 which feels like this is some 2006
casting here.
I love it.
Ashley Tisdale auditioned for the role of Aaron.
Didn't get it.
Vanessa Hudgens auditioned for the role of Julie.
Very 2006.
Oh.
Either of them would have been great.
It could have been a high school musical.
Horror reunion.
It could have been.
Maybe they were like, uh-oh.
We can't do that.
Yeah, yeah.
Disney got involved and thought, no, no.
We don't want them to be seen this way.
Yeah.
After reshooting the ending, so they had to reshoot the ending because people, like, you know,
premiere, not what do you call it?
the audience test audience was not not happy with the ending um so they had to do a reshoot in the winter of
2005 the production on the film finally wrapped this can't be true anyway it's an iMdb and you know
that i never fact-checked that but iMdb says the film wrapped on january 31st 2006 and the film
opened on february 10th that's not possible even if they just reshot like one the ending that's
insane when that's crazy I don't but when did they when did they shoot the film they just
reshot the end they just reshot the ending so I guess the whole rest of the film was like
ready to go is just like a scene I'm trying to remember if it's just in her room I think it's part
of the subway part oh right the subway but still like and I think I tried to do some research
so I'll say it when we get there I tried just some research on what the ending was and I found
very little information so it's I don't know like it was actually the part with the rat that
they reshot because that would be you could do that you can get that a little rat same you're
you're going to love it sorry there's a rat I love rats I should have you scared for this rat
no I think the rat makes it out just fine okay great yeah the rat looks yeah this is a success
story for the rat um for sure okay and then here's a bit of trivia that I absolutely hate and I'm
going to put it on to you guys because I had to learn it um challenge
Ellen Simmons didn't want to do the tanning booth scene, Topless.
But she agreed after the director convinced her that it was necessary because it made it more realistic.
Oh, nice.
Okay, that's the worst reason.
It was so, because none of it's realistic.
It's not the point.
It's cooked like bacon inside of a tube.
It's not real.
Also, it's one thing to be like, well, you have to be topless because it's not realistic
if you're not.
And another thing to be like, this is, the scene is your tits the whole time.
Like, it's just close-ups on their tits.
We don't even see their face.
But then they could have had a stunt double
Or like you know a body double
If they if she really didn't want to
But that's so crazy
When I got to that scene I was like
This is so 2006 like you know
Or just the past to be like
Yeah
And we just zoom in on the tits frying
And zoom in on her tits frying
And zoom in on her tits frying and zoom in all this is insane
It's really it's this is crazy
It's honestly the biggest part of the scene
Yeah
That's unfortunate
Don't love it
And it goes on for so long
long.
So long.
That death will get there.
But that one out and stuff.
It was a closed set, but you know, I still don't love being like, no, no, no, we have to.
It's more realistic.
You'll feel fine.
No, and it's a closed set, but then it's just like, it's like, it's a closed set.
And we're going to like, it's going to, the camera's going to move past you, you know?
It's like, no, no, no.
It's a close set.
And then the world forever will just stare at your tits for five straight minutes.
That sucks.
I hate that.
So, well, hope they're, hope they're doing.
okay maybe the residuals are good yeah to balance it out a little bit and then last little bit of trivia is that
Ryan merriman and Mary Elizabeth Winstead also started together in the ring too the year before so little horror little horror friends that's crazy and now laura and i had wanted to ask you how how familiar are you did you ever growing up uh watch any of the Disney channel original movies yeah so do you recall Ryan merriman from you know smart house yes I couldn't place
him but Mike told me that's who that was and I was like oh yeah smart house and um the luck of the
Irish oh two big two big two big ones I don't remember the luck of the Irish uh it well it's great
you should check it out he becomes a lepracron he's a basketball thank you he's a basketball player
who turns into a lepracrogy no his family is Irish and he finds out and then the lebracons
and then it's uh it's a really he's like from a family of lepracons and he has to like learn
how to it is his whole and he didn't realize that his whole family
are actually leprecons
but they're a normal size
and then he starts shrinking
it's really an interesting time
it feels like they just took Teen Wolf
and they're like just let's make it leprecha
it's worth the watch it's worth the watch for sure
it's worth it. It really is
and he so that's like my
brain's association with Ryan Merriman
and he was great enough
spiky hair in this
he has yes but also flat
it spikes down like bangs
yeah yeah yeah
it's so 2006 it really was some of the hair oh man the hair how about that guy with the big poofy black hair
it was like sort of ryan cabrera ask very much which was a total moment yeah it was so huge and mary
lisbith winstead's hair the like the swoop bang so once that had that exact haircut i think i had it
for 20 years yeah i had it for a really long time um and the low
rise flares oh my god the style oh in the first scene like the style is just crazy the fashion is out of
control with the thong sticking out and the blue and the pink and i was like this is just
thong sticking out have seen some thongs sticking out again yeah why is that's so sick
that was crazy i feel like well we we were like kids and that's when that was happening i mean i
was old enough to do it i guess but i didn't do it but it was that's so it's a it's a
all it's usually just teenagers doing that which is even
grosser like as an adult now you're like that's really
disgusting that your full ass crack is out and
I can see your whale tail it's shocking it's shocking
it's absolutely shocking it's absolutely appalling
it's meant to be under it's underwear excuse me
it's called that ladies
a lot of that going on in this in this movie
and I guess to give us a little bit of a visual
we should watch this trailer oh I can't wait
Oh, great.
The ones who got off that roller coaster are still going to die.
Unless we can figure out how to stop it.
I never thought I could see my old death.
It's actually a really good trailer. It's a very good trailer. It gives you everything you want and nothing else.
Yeah. And it doesn't give it away. It really doesn't. Weirdly. Yeah. I thought it was going to be like the whole thing.
Sometimes I feel like old trailers used to just show you the entire movie. Yeah. No, it's a really is a good. It's a good trailer.
I was quite pleased.
It's smart to show us little peaks of those last two movies.
It's like I'm getting excited again.
Remembering those and being like, oh, right.
This is what I'm in for.
Remember how crazy that last?
Do you remember that?
Yeah, and I'm not sure if I saw those.
I think that maybe I did like at the time, but I don't really remember.
But yeah, they don't really ring a bell on that trailer for me.
The plane crash.
Sometimes things that are too real like that is just too much.
I think that's the scariest opening.
Well, the logs on the back of the truck has haunted me for, like,
I mean, I always think that's going to happen.
I don't know if that's from this or, yeah.
I feel like a lot of people have that instinct now.
The thing that haunts me from the, um, from two is the thing under the break.
Oh, like a water bottle or something that gets stuck.
I got to say, Sammy, you, when you were driving the other day, you had one of your sandals
off and it was down there by your break and it took everything in me to not be like, Sammy, get your
fucking shoe out of here.
Yeah.
That's not safe.
Okay.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that next time, Sammy.
I know you do a lot.
I've seen you do it before.
I'll move it back.
Just put it to the passenger side.
Okay.
Just put it to the passenger side.
So you like to take your other shoe off when you're driving?
I sometimes take them both off.
It's illegal.
It's illegal?
It's illegal to drive barefoot.
Isn't that weird?
Yeah.
Well, I guess it kind of makes sense because it's kind of harder to get good pressure on the breaking
and gas.
You know how I found out it was illegal.
Do you guys remember that show and now I can't remember what it's called,
but it was two guys that would compete.
It's on Comedy Central or MTV or something.
And they would have a theme each episode.
episode and there was one episode where the thing they were competing for is who can break the
most laws and the sounds very empty that was and get away one of them was like I'm gonna drive
without my shoes on and it feels like a really easy one to get away he was killing it no one can see
because he was like I'm not impressed my dude I know but he was wait and why do you like to do it I need
to hear more about um it just feels comfortable and now it's like habit I'm not even I don't actually
even think about it I just take my shoes off when I'd
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess it just feels comfortable.
Also, these shoes are like...
It's kind of funny.
I find it interesting.
I do it when it's hot.
Sometimes I've got to just get my shoes right off my feet.
Yep.
But other than that.
Yeah, okay.
But you're right.
I mean, the dangers maybe outweigh the benefits.
I mean, I'm fine with the barefootedness.
The law disagrees, but I, just move, just put the...
You don't want the potential...
Passenger footbed, you know?
Break obstruction there.
I'll, I will...
sit with your shoes and I don't mind my shoe please I won't hold them but I'll put them in
my seat oh I'm about to drive can you please hold my shoes um anyway yes a lot of these things
it's really interesting how I had never seen this movie but I knew of the deaths from this movie
some of them like yeah yeah there were things that just existed in pop culture because of these
movies that it was impossible to not know about yeah I think the part that was really funny
which showed how much I didn't know the movies was that in the first scene like what's the
character's name the girl the main girl Wendy she like she's like getting nervous and then the
whole accident happens on the roller coaster and I was like oh my god they killed everyone in the
first five seconds and then it was like in her mind and then I was like oh and then Mike was like
you didn't know that wasn't you're like that's the whole thing I was like what a huge twist
I'm watching this for the first time so Lauren you this is your first view
of any Final Destination movie
and you jumped in at 3?
But I also, I just have a really
bad memory for movies and stuff.
So it's possible I've seen them,
but I just didn't know.
And I definitely didn't know
that was like how they work
where it was like,
it's in her mind and then it's not real yet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I think, yeah, on that, no,
let's talk about it.
Let's get into it.
Let's get into it.
Can't wait to hear about it.
I'm ready.
We get our opening title sequence,
which is a very spooky carnival.
We're getting like tarot cards
and ominous music
and a keros.
going around and like it was fully are you afraid of the dark um i was like this is and it was 10 minutes
long i did watch the whole thing because i was like i think i need to know what's going to happen here
but i was like this isn't allowed now like we don't let this happen like we were watching sound of
music last night we were remembering like oh man opening title sequence used to be really long and i said
actually they did this in final destination three they take just as long to tell you everybody
but we don't have that patience now we don't want to we don't the names can be like tiny in the corner while like
a scene is happening.
Show me something else.
I like the thing they do in trailers now, as if a trailer is still too long for our attention
span.
In new trailers, they'll play a mini trailer in front of the trailer to be like, here's a preview
of the trailer.
Have you guys noticed that on YouTube videos?
It'll be here's like a five second trailer for the trailer.
It's so stupid.
Yes, they do that on like, I don't know, like bigger movies and it's crazy.
I think they did it on Scream 6.
That's insane.
Our attention spans.
are so I can attest mine is bad it's short completely shot yeah mine's horrible yeah yeah yeah well
so you know we're in this fucking title sequence for 10 minutes um and then we are at a carnival
we are at uh the carnival theme park type thing uh we learn that it is grad night and we have our
four friends seniors getting ready to graduate we've got carrie and kevin Kevin Kevin is Ryan
Merriman they're a couple and then we have Wendy and Jason
and they're a couple.
And we see that Carrie Jason and Kevin
were on that ride
that goes just up and down and up
and down your little feet dangle up the front, you know?
Yeah.
They're doing that and they get off
and they loved it and Wendy wasn't on it.
We're getting the sense she doesn't love a roller coaster
but she takes a picture of them.
I have a question.
Yeah.
Is Wendy in the previous movies or no?
No.
Okay, good.
This is, I found it really interesting
how scared she was.
Immediately.
Immediately where I was like,
And then I just thought, oh, maybe she's in the old movies and then that's why she's always afraid of everything. No, she's just really afraid. And I was like, this isn't scary to me as a viewer to watch someone be really afraid of a carnival. Like it's, there's nothing happening. She's immediately way too freaked out for the circumstances. And we see, so she's taking pictures on her little, got like a little canon digital camera, very nostalgic for me. Mary Elizabeth Winstead. This is Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Character named Wendy. And so she takes a picture of him the ride and we see she looks back at her picture. And the ride is called the high dive.
and she looks at her picture and in her picture the V isn't lit up and so it just says high die
and she's like gets freaked out about that I gotta say like I was glad I was watching it with Mike
because I was like why do I care he goes now it says hi die I go oh oh I was like what so the V's out
like I did not get that yeah I'm not dumb okay no it feels very like it immediately it's just
like you get these movies right like yeah yeah and because I haven't seen them yeah I was like so
the V went out was is it the fifth?
And he's like, that's the part that doesn't matter.
It's like, high die.
It's not about a, it's not a movie about bees.
The letter B doesn't matter.
But she is a little freaked out, but then they quickly, you know, like, oh, let's go.
We got to go.
They have tickets for the devil's flight roller coaster at 915, a little time to entry.
And they're all excited.
And then they decide, we're going to get some food first.
They're going to get some fried snickers.
And they're talking this whole time.
I fucking love these movies.
The way that their characters are just like,
oh I can't eat if I eat Snickers before I go on the roller coaster I'll die and then
one of them goes a fried stickers won't kill you they're just like saying kill die 10,000
times because also you wouldn't say you would die you would say oh barf yeah no I'm going to
die if ate this and then go and they're going to kill you um yeah so they go and they
sit down to get some food Wendy we learn is taking these pictures for the yearbook
and then the other girl says that she's going to dump her boyfriend and he comes back to the table all happy and I was like that was really mean she just like told the other girl like I'm going to dump him really soon I can't deal with this and he comes back he's like I got the Cheetos or whatever they're having that's so that's and he this is also this is extremely 2006 I just feel like we need to remember what that was like in media and in the world and he she's taking pictures of the yearbook so she's taking pictures of everyone and Kevin was Ryan Merriman he he takes
makes her camera from her and takes an upskirt photo of a girl walking by.
That was insane.
And they all are just like, oh, come on, guys.
They just like, girl walks by in a short skirt.
He sticks his arm out so fast, takes a picture, and then he's like, ha, ha, ha.
And mind you, this is, like, one of our protagonists.
Yeah, we're supposed to care about him.
And so that's why he goes to then get the food for them.
And that's when Wendy says to her friend, Carrie, she's like, I don't know how you put up with him.
I'm such a control freak
that I just could never date a guy like that
has nothing to do with that
Oh, a sexual predator?
She's like, it's okay, I'm gonna break up with him
after we graduate and then yeah, then he comes back
Oh, it was after the skirt thing?
It was after the skirt thing.
Okay, that's a little better.
It's a little better, but it still is like,
I don't know, I think that's maybe
a unforgivable thing he just did
and we need to address it.
I think he should break up with him now
and tell him that he sucks.
Break up with him on the spot.
Yeah, that shows how much we did not care about that at the time.
We're like, so he's just annoying.
I got to break up with him.
He's always taking pictures of people's vaginas.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not great.
Let me sort of get introduced to like who all the other little high school characters are via the photos that Wendy's taking of them.
She's like responsible for these grad night photos for the yearbook.
So we get Ashley and Ashflin who are the hot girls.
You can see their whale tails.
She takes a picture of them.
We have a guy named.
Frankie Cheeks incredible character name which one is that he's the bald guy with the camcorder
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah and Frankie Cheeks we learned he graduated a couple years ago he's like
he's the archetype of like the older guy who's like still hanging around and um is
terribly objectifying to these women then we have our football jock um who's doing that like
hammer on the thing that makes the bell you know
strong he's strong strong guy um this goth couple guy of guy with the biggest tallest
poofiest uh jet black hair you've ever seen and these are different groups of people they're
not like all there together we're just getting glimpses they're going to be on the roller coaster
presumably but they're not they will be they'll end up on the roller coaster they're not all buddies
but they'll know each other it's like this is our high school class basically um and then
as they're heading over to the roller coaster Wendy
sees her sister who isn't supposed to be there.
She's not a senior.
And the vibe, this is Amanda Crew, and her vibe is insane.
This is like, honestly iconic.
I know her from Silicon Valley, so then to see her in this.
Oh, my God.
It's so funny.
She has on, like, a paper boy hat that's, like, cocked down over one eye.
Yep.
And her hair is, like, stick straight as it was at the time, you know, in the fashion.
And it was, she's, like, so bitchy to her sister.
just an amazing little moment. I was like, this is so cool to have this as something you've done
in your career. It's just, it's just captures a moment in time. It's so, and, like, probably
huge for her at the time. Yeah, oh, for sure. Yeah. Like, incredible. Yeah. She beat out Vanessa Hutchins.
Right. Right. But yeah, so she, she's, Wendy's like, what are you doing here? You're not a senior.
And she goes, oh, hi, miss, cutest couple ra, ra, which is like, to make fun of her. It was so weird and
bizarre um but wendy takes a picture of her to be like proof for mom and dad that you were at grad
night you're not supposed to be then they get to the roller coaster and wendy does not want to
go on this roller coaster she's been terrified the whole night oh my god and there's a moment where
it's like she has to go through the turns down it's like once you go in you cannot leave
ever or whatever and so she like clicks in and she's like ah she's like so scary this woman is
having a breakdown she's so scared it's it's truly it's it's actually kind of
annoying as the viewer because you're like, I think
that we should get to the point where
she gets scared. Right. Yeah. Right.
You don't want to start there. She's
so instantly terrified
of everything. It was like,
you have a problem. This is not
something that's happening. Yeah. And she
does say, we have a little moment between her and Jason.
Jason's her boyfriend where he's like, you know,
I think like fear of roller coasters is about
fear of losing control and you're
such a control freak that we, she says
she's a control freak 50 times in this movie.
And again, I don't think it's an important
We never get that sense at all.
No, she's, that's not, it's not true.
It's not true, but she has, believes this narrative about herself and so does everybody
else.
And so he's like, it's just your fear of losing control.
Like, it's going to be fine.
And she's like, yeah, it's, okay, I can do it.
But she's very freaked out.
He's her boyfriend.
He knows this.
But then it's time to get on the roller coaster.
And she's like, oh, I can't ride in the front.
I'm way too scared to ride in the front.
And he really wants to ride in the front.
And so he and Kevin flip a coin of like, who's going to have to go to the other car with
his girlfriend and Kevin loses
so Kevin has to go ride in the back with her
and her boyfriend's like see at the end like you're going to be fine
I'm like if you're so concerned
fucking go in the back with her
yeah high school man I don't know no he didn't care
he didn't care so
Carrie the friend and
Jason her boyfriend are at the front in a different car
and Wendy and Kevin go
to get in it
it's like I think it's one of those roller coasters
parallel tracks so they're like
basically in a fully different track
than the other ones.
They're in row six.
Not six, six, six, just six.
But Wendy looks at it and it like,
zoom, and she's so scared.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it all feels like she's scared way too soon.
Yeah.
Is there, does there end up being just because I know
in Final Destination 2, similarly,
she's very freaked out,
but it's because she's seeing things that are
from the previous movie.
are any of these tying back to the previous movies at all because there's no in the second one she's
seeing a bus from the high school that it happened to in the first movie and she's like oh that's a
bad sign so they're just choosing arbitrary objects for her to be scared by 100% it's that the
v disappeared and that it's the number six and it's the thing that says like no going back which is
like part of the roller coaster yeah which everyone is reading I mean she has like no reason to be
afraid there's not like a history
for her of something bad is there right
like no no so she's just being
really weird she's just being really weird
why they wouldn't use the device from
the final destination too where she's like
knows about the previous one and is
getting no and in fact she definitely doesn't
know about it we'll get to that
but she 100% doesn't know about it
she is Lauren
in this situation she doesn't know that this has
ever happened before
but she's really freaked out
she gets into the seat with Kevin and Kevin's
like being nice to her and it's like it's going to be fine come on where you know you could do it um and they get
in their car they're about to take off they put their little you know lock themselves in and kevin
there's gum on his thing and he's like ew he gets his hand stuck in gum but then it's right it's time to
go let's send that send that roller coaster off and we see this is where i was like lorne maybe you
understand this more than me we see like a pipe leaking somewhere on the roller coaster that i was
like that's clearly important but I have would have no way of telling you what that does or why it
matters but they zoom in a lot so you're like okay I think you're trying to like explain why it's
getting fucked up but it's like everything just starts breaking everything just starts
quickly and everyone's flying out made it all happen yes like people's harnesses are coming
open and then like people are falling next to them and then it's just I mean chaos I absolute
The wheels start flying off of the roller coasters.
Many bodies are going off.
A bunch of bodies are flying out.
Then like someone gets fully chopped in half, right?
Isn't there somebody?
Yeah.
I mean, it's all, it all feels like it sort of happens at once.
I got to say, I, I feel like there was so much opportunity with a roller coaster
situation to like really make some interesting deaths happen.
And instead it's just like, it just dumps everybody out onto the ground, basically.
One person does the jock guy gets like flown out and he's holding on while he's like Ryan Merriman like grabs his hand and he's flying and he gets like flown into the side of the thing and drops and dies and then because Ryan Merriman's out of his seat up there's a bar that's just jutting out that does chop him in half and so then hamburger style and so he's half his body sitting next to Wendy who's screaming and freaking out the they have.
end up going upside down and for whatever reason it like stops upside down and so now they're
all hanging and holding on and like one by one the people are like they can't hold on anymore and
they let go and they drop and die and then then wendy gets flown out and we see her falling
to her death and right as she hits the ground she comes to back in her seat the ride has had
the premonition she yeah people can i was like praying this whole
time have it not be her because she's too nervous and anxious. No, he's going to fucking believe
her. Exactly. They thought she was insane. They wanted to take her to an institution. Everyone
immediately, like she gets off. She's like, nobody get on this. I got to go. She's back in the roller
coaster seat and it's typical and final destination. The same thing. She, he, she sees him find the gum
again. And that hurt. Yeah. I'm being like, oh my God. We got to get off. I've seen this before.
And yeah. I mean, he's like, in real life did not like real life once they cut back to reality. He
doesn't care that there's gum. He's like, what?
he's like touching this gum he's like what it's like you still would think it was gross like
it's that's okay yeah um also i was like this was the part so when she died i was like oh so it's
going to be like a whole different cast and they kill those people immediately and then it's like
we meet the real what a surprise yeah yeah and then i was like oh it's in her eye yeah she she's
don't do you guys remember when fabio got in the face by a goose yes her coaster oh my gosh
Yeah. So bad, you know, it's possible. This is a realistic film.
What if they'd had a goose flat? Where, when in time did that happen? Had that already
happened when this movie came out? Because if they chose to not use a goose and then it already
happened in the world, that would be really upsetting. Missed opportunity. Think about how scary that was
for Fabio. I feel like we all were too busy like making fun of it. It would be awful. He got really
hurt. He got really hurt. Yeah, his nose was like bloody. Yeah. The goose died. Well, no one talks
about that enough.
Yeah. Let's talk about the goose.
Yeah, that would be really bad.
But she freaks out and they stop the ride.
They pull her off.
Kevin gets off with her.
And then basically one by one, all the people on their car get.
Oh, what happens is, God, fucking 2006.
Lewis, the football player.
So Wendy's freaking out.
Kevin gets off with her.
They're like talking to security.
and she's like, I saw the ride's going to crash, everyone's going to die.
And they're like, and Lewis gets off the ride and says, hey, to Kevin, can you control that bitch?
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
That kind of language comes out quite a lot.
Quite a lot.
And Kevin comes up to me and goes, you know, man, you're a real piece of shit, Lewis, fuck you.
And he goes, fuck moi.
And then they get into a fist fight.
And so they get escorted off.
And basically the chaos, just they're like, hey, everybody on this car, you got to get off.
ride. And so that's Ashlyn and Ashley, Frankie Cheeks, Kevin, Wendy, Lewis, and the guy with the big
black hair and his girlfriend. They all get off the ride. And Jason, her boyfriend, is seeing this on the
other car and is like, hey, that's my girlfriend. Let me off. I want to go help her. Like, let me off. And
they're like, nobody else is getting off the ride. Like, let's go. Start the ride. Which also feels
like a crazy thing. You can't keep him there. I mean, I guess they can. He won. He was.
wants to get off.
He wants to get off. I guess, you know, the sign said there was no going back once he got on.
That's true.
And they did tell.
And everybody could read that.
It wasn't just for her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So they escort her off.
And she sees that they start setting the roller coaster off with Jason on it.
And she starts freaking out again because she knows her boyfriend's about to die.
And they, yeah, they escorted her out.
And they're like, we need to call.
What is your home phone number?
They're like, you crazy, you crazy lady.
Yes.
Really, really being awful to her.
And as.
Just get the fuck out.
like they did not care at all that she was upset like they were just like just shut up and leave like they just didn't like like how she was freaking out and I also was thinking that her part in this movie is really hard because she has to like scream and cry a lot for the entire thing she basically is only like really upset or bawling or just like begging someone she's great she's great she's great in this yeah so then do the does everyone then take her seriously I guess I forgot about that element is that when
you see it happen for real then it's like oh she was right okay all right no they don't um
they they're they scored her out and the security guard is is asking you know like what's your
home phone number and then they all hear a loud crash and they see people flying out of the
roller coaster and she is sobbing and freaking out because jason has died cut two she's at high school
she's cleaning out jason's locker there's like
one of those things up on a bulletin board with everybody's pictures and candles and a lot of
people died on that roller coaster a lot and um mike said that i guess they got to that in-memorium
part much quicker than the past movies like they're kind of and there's the part where everyone mourned
so quick yeah yes it's just immediately like yeah they all died which by the way that's like hugely
traumatic like it was a on a roller coaster like the roller coaster exploded and all of your friends
died and then they're like
keep going. 20 people
plummeted to their deaths right behind you
awful. Nobody
is dealing with this trauma
appropriately.
They all so yeah she's like walking through school
you know sad and alone and being rained
on and everyone is sort of looking
at her like she's kind of a freak as she walks
by I mean they feels sad for her but
they don't think of her
as like a hero who saved their lives
they're just sort of like
sad for her boyfriend died pretty weird
pretty weird night um and the rest of them who got off the the roller coaster all sitting together like under an overhang signing each other's yearbooks this is where we learned that the goth guy um the high school is mckinley high school and his last name is mckinley he's like how lame is it that my last name is the name of my high school and ashlin and ashley are there and they see wendy walking by looking all sad and they're like we should be we should like do and the portrayal of these women is how old were they the actors
because now you're saying this about this question.
I mean, they would have had to be not wanting to do that scene.
I'm like, she wasn't a child, but like, she would be really young.
Yeah.
They seem a little older.
Like they have the energy of like 20s, but yeah.
But yeah, young.
Yeah.
But they come over to her and they're like, hey, we're going tanning for graduation after
this.
Like, do you want to come with us?
Uh, here's our phone number.
And as they walk away, they're like, God, that was so nice of us.
We're like so nice to have invited her.
And this is at the point where I'm like,
God, the tanning bed. Oh, no.
Yes. I had heard of this one.
But then Kevin comes up to her and he's the only one who's like, oh my God, you like saved
our lives. I know. And so he tells her this has happened before.
And they're walking in the rain and they're both acting like that doesn't matter at all.
Soaked. Absolutely drenched.
You can go under something or acknowledge that it's wet. Yeah.
It's very wet where you are. And she says something to him like, you know, we don't even like each other.
we wouldn't be friends if it weren't for
I was dating Jason you were dating Carrie like you don't have
to act like we're friends
he's like I did some research to try to figure out
you know what happened to us
and this has happened before on flight
180 a group of kids
were going and so you know Lauren for you
a group of kids are going to flight to Paris I was happy
for the info yeah um and one of them had a
premonition and he got off but then in the
you know all the people who got off the plane started dying
in freak accidents and she's like
doesn't want to hear it isn't buying it
she's like shut the fuck yeah we're not friends
leave me alone shut up get away
like in the car she's like
it's so fucked up of you to say
because he's like we're gonna die
yeah yeah he's really
trying to work this out with her and she's not
having it um
she gets home and then
if she has interaction with her sister julie
who again Julie fucking hates
um she comes in her room again
the most traumatic thing that could ever happen
to anyone has happened
and she's Wendy's sitting at her computer and next to her on her desk is this charm bracelet
and Julie storms in and it's like oh grandma left this charm bracelet to me in her will like
I can't believe you have it this is my charm bracelet and like storms out and Wendy turns around
crying and she's like hey I'm having a really hard time oh yeah and it's like I need someone
to talk to I feel like I caused my boyfriend's death I didn't do enough to stop it and this again
And she says, I'm usually such a control freak, but I just didn't do enough to control the situation.
And this is where she says, she's like, I can't talk to mom and dad.
Like, I think he says, like, I don't have mom and dad to talk to you.
You're all I have.
Yeah, they don't exist in the movie.
Parents?
They never show them.
They never.
So I don't know.
There's never a picture of them.
No.
Yeah.
It seems like maybe these two high schoolers are living alone.
Yeah.
Taking care of themselves.
So because she's.
having a hard time
Julie says like
you can have the bracelet
I'll leave this here with you
I'll come at it like the you know
when I come visit you after you move away
after high school and she's like thanks
and she asks
she says can I borrow the camera
I'm going to take pictures for graduation
because Wendy has already said she's not going
and Wendy says yeah you can have it
but I need to charge it so go get ready
I'm going to plug it in and charge it
which was again very nostalgic for me
the like getting out the little USB
bead, plugging your camera into your computer to get the pictures up.
And so she looks through the photos for the first time, which must be deeply traumatic.
But she pulls up the pictures.
She starts looking through them.
But meanwhile, we see that Ashlyn and Ashley have gotten to the tanning salon.
Oh, boy.
And the guy who owns it or runs it is like out back on his cell phone talking to his girlfriend.
And he holds the door open, like props that are open with like some tanning lotion or whatever.
Yeah.
Which honestly, that's not heavy enough.
it was just kind of like yeah it was just like it's like holding the gap open but it's a tube
of low shit it's not gonna yeah plastic tube um and uh he tells them like oh you guys can go like
you know how to do it go do it for yourselves so they decide to go into the dating also really
crazy i mean absolutely insane they're like supposed to be like 17 18 like you just go just go in there
and do it just go do it they just crank up the number of whatever it is like she's like oh we could
go a little hotter this time. Yeah, we need
to get like really tanned for graduation. And they
also, so in doing this, they're like lock the front
door at the tanning studio because they're like, we don't
want anybody coming in and it's naked. So they lock the door.
So we know that's going to be bad.
But back at Wendy's,
she is looking through the pictures
and all of a sudden, inside her
bedroom, a really ominous
breeze blows through.
Her power
starts to flicker.
And she looks at the picture.
The last picture she took of Jason standing in front of
the roller coaster and the way he's standing it looks like the roller coaster is like going to go
right into his head and she looks the picture and she goes oh my god and i'm like what yeah what are you
getting what do you see yeah like like a huge light bulb moment for her i'm not understanding why
let me tell you i didn't understand a single clue they found i was going what like i just was not
following a single clue i didn't get where their thoughts were going yeah but it's immediately
obvious her, but she then looks at the picture of Ashley and Ashlyn, which is of them holding a
big blow-up palm tree that they won at one of the rides at the carnival. And that is another
big, light-bold moment for her where she's like, oh my God. And she tries to call them and they
don't answer. And again, I'm like, okay. That's so funny. It's like the, it's like the writer
decided to skip the part that was the actual to like make that make sense. And it's just like,
well, just do their reactions as if we've written.
Right. She gets it.
Right. And if you don't get it, you just aren't paying close to have attention.
Yeah, it's obvious the clue.
Palm tree tanning?
Sun.
Sure?
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
She's like, oh my God, it's all right here.
Yeah.
But, you know, she's right.
So cut back to the tanning salon and they're getting in their little tanning beds,
which again, I was like, this is insane.
Getting into that is, I mean, do people, I mean, people still do that.
Yeah. I think they still are around. Yeah.
It's. I don't understand.
Horrifying. It's so scary to get in there.
I would be scared about without this movie.
And then you're, and then you're, and you're just blazing in UV, like, which we just know is bad.
It's crazy. It's so wild.
Especially when there are so many options for like spray tans. They're like organic.
And like what I was like. Yeah. I mean, I guess there really weren't in 2006.
No, no. Yeah. But I'm sure.
was all toxic. Please don't do it anymore.
It feels really bad.
Even if this doesn't happen, which is that, again, we get a real, you know, a Rube Goldberg of how this ends up causing their death, which is they bring a drink in the way they talk to each other too.
They have a huge slurpy.
They have a big slurpy and one of them says the other, shit, I forgot my iPod.
And the other one goes, sucks, bitch.
And I just loved their energy.
Then they're like, there's a CD player we can play.
And then like that seems like it's going to kill them for a second or something,
like some CDs fall.
And then they're like, they put on a song and then they have headphones that are connected to it.
So they each have one headphone.
I didn't understand.
I didn't understand the opposite sides of there.
I didn't understand.
I was like, why don't you just play the CD player?
Like, it's a boom box.
Yeah.
So they put, the drink gets put, the slush gets put on a thing above like, I guess a heater for the room
or the thing that controls the electricity.
And we see condensation start dripping.
So we're like, okay, that's.
bad
um
and they get
they take their tops off
and we look at their tits a lot
they just zoom in on them
over and over
zoom in and then even the point where like
then it started and they're listening to like
roller coaster
yes okay which did not
I didn't hit me
until I was taking notes of like
they very narrowly
avoided dying on a roller coaster
and like 50 people they know just did
and they're just like
Rolla Costa, like that would be so triggering.
Yeah.
They're not effective.
That's supposed to be a funny joke for us, I guess.
I think so.
But in reality, they would be like, skip this song.
Skip it.
Fuck, fuck.
No.
Yeah.
And what I actually said was like, what a random song.
I didn't like, I didn't get it at all.
But they're loving it.
And yeah, we start to see one thing is leading to another.
The dripping into the electricity.
The temp is going up, up, up.
They're starting to feel hot and then a shelf falls.
Well, this was pretty fun, I thought, because it was so crazy that it was like.
I did not recall how it happened.
You tell me.
I think what happened was that the shelf broke, like, and then where the CDs were, and everything falls.
And then the shelf itself just like falls between their two tanning beds and then like into the doors of like underneath like between the door.
So they can't lift up out of it.
I didn't fully get how that works
I don't know how it got there
but it did seem to like
how you put
yeah like a bit in like a door handle
like a bar to keep it from
it does that
yeah and I also just got something else
that when they die
and then you go to their caskets
that it's like two tanning beds
because I was like
why are they having a mutual
like a joint funeral
I think they have mutual
but we watch this stuff I think is
one of the gnarlier ones
which is just like we watch them
crisp up
risk up and they're like screaming and trying to push out but that's obviously very hot and they can't get out and they're like their bodies are turning burned and scaly in these things I like imagine I feel like you'd have to at some point like stop feeling your body right I feel like you'd be in your brain I mean maybe I think you really please I don't think it would happen fast enough no I mean it'd be awful but I think at some point you would stop
feeling it probably so they're just they're cooking and screaming and then eventually the tanning beds oh
and yury has the guy who runs it has been fully locked out the back the tube exploded and so he can't
get back in the front doors locked they're screaming and then the tanning beds disperses flames and then
they fully just uh i think some glass shatters and it's bad it's a really really really bad way to go
yeah yeah and so unnecessary so it makes it even worse so unnecessary it was bad for their skin to
begin with. Yeah.
And yeah, then we cut to their funeral and they are having a joint funeral.
And at this funeral, Wendy calls Kevin and on his cell phone, he picks up and she goes,
I'm with Jay.
And he looks over and she's like across the cemetery at Jason's headstone.
And it's like, what a weird way to phrase that.
Yeah.
But he goes over to her and she, this is where she.
reveals her photo theory, which were you as shocked why this as I was Lauren with the first
picture she pulls out. Wait, what was it? Abraham Lincoln. Oh, yeah. Well, I was like, I don't,
this theory made no fucking sense. So she, she pulls out, like, printouts that she has. And one is,
the first one is Abraham Lincoln. She's like, and it has like a vague, very faint line through
the top of his head, like, actually his hair. And then she's like, see this. This
photo was taken before. And then I'm like, so it went through his hair. Like, it doesn't look
like he's going to be killed. It wasn't even like actually a good image. It was like, yeah, very,
very, very like Q and on. We've just decided this is true. And it's 100% makes, it's like the evidence
is right here. See, he has a line on this picture. I'm like, so. And that's right where he was
shot in the head. The next picture. Then, then, then I think she was the next one in 9-11.
Yep. Because she brushes past it. I think they cut something. And I'm curious if the trivia had anything like
this because my theory was that they she had said something like horrible because it was like
she just shows this picture of you can tell it's the twin towers and then there's a shadow of
an airplane on the building which doesn't tell you any when did that how I don't understand
what you're trying to show yeah what does that mean it just doesn't mean anything no but she
thinks it absolutely but she just shows it without saying a word and then they move on and so I'm like
she said something
that was too far.
Afterwards they were like,
ooh.
Why would you say that?
Because she didn't explain it at all
and then she just moved on to the next one,
which I think was the flight 180 or something or was that or something else?
I think it was all of her examples.
It was a picture of the accident from Final Estation 2
where they're on route 180.
And she's like, see it's the same number as it was a clue
about how those people were going to die.
It was honestly like an improv scene or something.
You're just like, these things connect.
Like you're just like you're just talking.
Like it doesn't have anything to do with anything.
There was nothing like if you wrote that, you'd be like, I need to think about this more because there's not she's not really proving anything with this.
No.
You're watching it.
You're not going like, oh, like there's nothing there.
There's nothing there.
And she's like, I have all these photos that I took of everyone.
And so then look, look at this photo of Jason.
The roller coasters going into his head.
It showed how he was going to die.
And then this picture of Ashland.
Ashley, uh, it, these photos, they're all, it's all the clues. And then she almost faints.
Yeah. And, and Kevin says, I feel like the problem with this is you could look at any photo ever and do this.
100%. No, she doesn't even have a point. She's like, she's just showing pictures of things that
connect to things that were bad. Like, yeah, this guy got killed. The Twin Towers. Like it, she's just like,
see? See? And it's like, that's not anything. You don't have a theory. Um,
But she almost faints.
And so Kevin's like, oh, my God, when was the last time you ate?
She's just, I don't remember.
And so he's like, okay, we got it.
We're going to go get foods.
They go to go through a drive-thru.
And like, we're going to look through the pictures on our way to the drive-thru.
And as they get to the drive-thru and they, that's where they start explaining their theory that Jason.
And Jason was in the front row of the roller coaster.
And so the people in the front of our roller coaster would have been.
the first to die.
So Ashlyn and Ashley
were in the front row.
We need to think about who's next.
Who's going to die next?
And they realized that Frankie Cheeks
was right behind them.
It's the worst name.
I believe at one point two, he calls himself
Franklin Cheeks, which is just really...
It's actually worse.
They realize he's going to be next.
And so they look at his phone and they're like,
let's...
You got to look at like,
the clue might be it's all right here and it's a picture of him climbing a rope ladder at the
carnival and like okay so maybe oh Kevin goes it's obvious he's going to fall off a ladder and she's
like but it's a rope ladder maybe he hangs himself um you know it might not be that obvious like
all the other ones have been yeah i was going to say yeah that'd be on track meanwhile they're in
the drive-thru and there's a car in front of them ordering at the window and then a car pulls up behind
them so they're wedged in the scene is very scary then a truck starts backing into them from
the side doesn't see that they're there and by the way he's backing fully into a building anyway
even if like he doesn't see their car cross like a grass area it's like he's backing down and then
there's a car a truck that's out of control that starts coming down yeah so they get wedged in
by this one truck who backs up onto their door on to them I'm like slowly
You are horrible at driving.
It's not fast.
It's slow.
You need to not be operating a vehicle.
Yes.
But they're stuck and they, yeah, they see from the top of the hill another truck, like a moving type truck rolling down the hill and realize there's nobody in the driver's seat of that car.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
We got to get out.
And so they're honking to the car in front of them to be like, you got to pull forward.
There's a car got you.
And they can't get out because they're wedged in.
They're wedged and they haven't like pieced together yet that they're safe because they're not next on death's kill.
No, they're not concerned about that.
No, no, no, no.
I mean, I would be concerned about this truck barreling towards me, too.
I think it's normal thing.
The car in front of them isn't moving.
He doesn't even turn around.
He just flips them off and is like, I got to order my food.
Shut up.
And so they, at the last second, burst out of the windshield.
Yeah, he breaks the windshield and then they jump through.
And then the truck comes and smashes into the back of the whole line of cars, right?
And then this guy's head explodes.
Yeah, so it's a trust the chain reaction where all these cars get, I had to
watch this back to be like, what happened?
Yeah. Because it's, I think what happens is the crash pushes the car engine of Kevin's car.
So the guy in the front isn't a convertible. So he's got no protection. The his, the engine of Kevin's car gets flung out into the back of the head of the guy driving the convertible.
But what happens is the engine fan goes and slices the whole, like, back of his head off.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
And they just watch that.
And they just watch it happen.
And they see, oh, my God, guess who that person was.
Oh.
That was Frankie Cheeks.
Okay.
Okay.
I feel like if we had seen that it was Frankie Cheeks beforehand, that could have built
some suspense for us as audience members who know that it follows a follow a.
It might have been good.
Chronology.
because I wasn't stressed because I know that they're not going to die in this scene.
Yeah, no, but Frankie Cheeks dies bad.
It's his head gets nasty.
Really disgusting.
I feel like they don't usually show it from somebody else's perspective, though.
It's usually you are in that scene with that character.
No, yeah, it really caught us off guard.
Yeah.
All right.
But they're like, what the fuck?
That's not, wasn't the photo.
But they go back to Wendy's house and they're like, we got to look through all these pictures.
and we need to see everyone who was on the roller coaster.
Does it have to be a photo that she has taken?
Is that at least limited to that?
It's the pictures from her camera from grad night.
But the Abraham Lincoln and the 9-11 photos,
those are just from the internet.
Those are just to prove.
You're just what I was proof.
She didn't even explain that idea.
No.
Because I feel like pulling them from the internet is like it could be literally any photo,
but yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
This theory is tricky.
No, it's, it's rock.
solid.
We need it to be.
We need this.
We all need this.
So they're looking through the pictures to see who else is on the roller coaster and they
realize there's a row of a couple people that they can't see who they are because when
she was going to take a picture, that's when the guy running the ride, he like put his
hand in front of her face and was like, hey, no cameras on the ride.
So we have like mostly an arm and some blurred people behind them.
Like we don't know who those people are.
but
they're going to die by arm stuff
we know who knows and we know
that
who we know that
oh okay so they're looking through the photos
they see a picture of Carrie
and they have a sad moment
and Kevin says
this was truly crazy
he was like you know I was going to propose to her after
graduation
which we know she said she was going to dump him
and also you're 18
they're 12 yeah it's like
why are you crazy doing that
this is crazy
no it's because she died that he feels like that's what was going to happen yeah um and then we flip to the
next photo and we see in the in the background of the upskirt photo that kevin took is frankie cheeks
and what's right behind frankie cheeks is a fan so that once again they're like there it is
the theory is correct yes wow and so they're reinvigorated on their theory they look through
the photos they see that lewis the football jock is next
and in his photo he's doing that hammer on the bell thing
and there's all sorts of stuff in this photo
there's like a ride that is
probably racially insensitive
that's like a ninja holding like two big swords
and then there's the hammer thing
so like okay a hammer something's going to fall in his head
but no there's also the swords
and Kevin goes oh my gosh he's at football training camp
right now and the team is the sultons
and their picture is two swords
like that's the clue so they're like we got to go find lewis okay and meanwhile kevin's like i don't want
to look at our photos like we're probably in there but i we can't see how we're going to die not
not until we have to we haven't worked with their photos whatever yeah you're not curious at all
it might be helpful let's keep it a surprise for later and like we don't know that it's going
in order like why don't we just look at it and especially because these pictures are just clear-cut
evidence and we would know 100%
what's going to happen.
But they go to see Lewis
at the gym
and at this point Joel had like wasn't really
watching with me except for every time we would
gear up towards a death he would like come back over and he was
like oh as soon as they got to the gym he was like oh the gym
like he like remembered this death scene
again great places
to go for these deaths like going to a big
gym full of like really intense high school
football players who are all like
the energy in this scene
is the most chaotic place I've ever seen in my life
they're all like
like lifting weights and like screaming
and it's like really an upsetting place
but they go to see Lewis
and he thinks they're they've lost it
he's like you're seeing patterns everywhere because you feel badly
about what happened and he feel guilty
but I'm never going to die
those are words he says I think they say
that in two also like we're going to live forever in these
stuff I'm never dying
it's just absolutely not true regardless of
the movie it doesn't matter it doesn't matter you will die
yeah um but he doesn't think he will
but Kevin is trying to convince him like look at these photos man this is
proof uh also again like to be acting this way I'm never going to die
when once again a bunch of your classmates and people
we were with just died on a roller coaster
that you almost were on. Then
two other of your classmates died
in a crazy freak tanning bed accident.
Then another one of your classmates
just got a car engine in his head.
You at least would be thinking that death
is possible at this point.
Yes. But he doesn't think that.
And Kevin's trying to convince him
and Wendy is doing her a really scared
thing where she's walking around the gym,
seeing death signs everywhere.
There's an ominous breeze, I think,
once again we see Lewis go to one of those I don't know what this machine is no but you pull your
arms in and a bar pulls weights you know everyone knows everyone knows and it's under two swords up
on the wall crisscross two big swords which I'm like are those actual sharp so what would they be
why would they be they should absolutely be plastic like party city swords yeah yeah or just not have them
at all or a picture a poster of some sort but no it's a no a painting a work of art
a painting commissioned a painting I would like it to be painted um but he so he goes to that machine
and it's right under those and like the whole room is like shaking because all these football players
are so funny to exercise right under two swords yeah it's really the worst that's on him that's
thing. That's on him. But he's like, we avoided death. This is a success story for us. I'm going to go to States. I'm never going to die. I just win. Fuck death. I just win. And as he like pulls the machine and it shakes the wall and the swords fall and they both come down and they slice the wires on his machine, but don't get him. Uh-oh. And they are like, oh my God. And he's,
liked he's like you see that
fuck death
I just win
and he grabs the things again
pulls his arms in to pull the weights
but the wires that hold
the weights on have been snapped
and they both
smash it to his head from both sides
and squash like pumpkin
oh my god
it's kind of like my moment of tramply
jumping out of the slide and then hitting my head
Like, I'm fine.
It's like, I'm never going to die.
And again, the amount of times that the two of them, Kevin and Wendy, have had somebody else's blood just spattered all over them.
Yeah.
And that they keep going.
I'm like, you got to get some time alone.
Like, this is just too much.
You got to.
Just stop seeking this out.
Like, you're watching people get decapitated everywhere you look.
At all the time.
You've seen the worst things anyone could ever see.
over and over and over again and they decide okay well we got to keep doing this and why is it the town
kind of alarmed it's like so many teens are dying in insane ways and nobody's stepping in to say
anything it's like there's no like speech happening also interesting you know how far are we
geographically from where the other two films have taken place because it seems like we're in a world
where this has happened twice before I don't even
know i don't even know where this one is this one is like new england i can't remember where the other
ones are i mean i guess it would i guess probably if this were real happening in three separate
locations it wouldn't be you know linked together necessarily not necessarily she would link it true
i mean this also this movie even more so than two i feel i mean these movies are just like hey a bunch
of deaths let's see how it happens this one is there's nothing in between it literally just go person to person
person a person death death death death death and then and it's an hour and a half and they're
in and out and they're just on like a death scavenger hunt just arriving at each new death scene
yeah so the next one is the hardware store another great place for a bunch of deaths to happen and
this is aaron and ian the goth couple we see them getting into all sorts of stuff that could cause
their deaths he's shooting pigeons with a nail gun oh um he's driving around in a fork lift i mean it's
a hardware store there's blades everywhere i'm i'm absolutely very nervous they they don't take this
very seriously they're like you know whatever he's uh
Ian's like, we're biological entities and death is the natural conclusion.
And he's like climbing on shelves and things are falling down and no one reacts.
Like it's just, it's chaos.
It's chaos.
Yeah, they're like closing down the store.
And it's like, first of all, don't let two teenagers work closing shift alone.
But Ian makes the point where he's like, oh, well, if it's going in a line and the last person's going to die or like it's going to kill everybody until the last person, maybe you should just kill yourself.
It's like, okay.
Yeah.
And they do tell him that if we intervene,
the death will skip that person
because that's what happened
in the other times that this has happened.
So they're just started talking it through.
All sorts of things started.
They're looking at the photo,
trying to find where's the clue,
what's going to happen.
They keep thinking they see it.
They're like, wait, look out.
And that doesn't cause the death.
But we've seen, again,
another chain reaction has been set off
where a box fell on another forklift,
which is moving,
pushing things in the back of the store.
they end up in a narrow little shelf area he's got a buzz saw going so we're like is that going
to be that but then they see a bunch of wooden stakes on a top shelf start to fall and they're
like oh my god that's it they're like Ian look out they push him out of the way they all start
falling and then shelves are all of a sudden like the whole store is coming apart like earthquake style
and Ian gets at they all managed to get out of the way
but in all the things falling
Aaron gets pushed back into a shelf
and it's the shelf where the nail gun was
and it starts just going off
and it shoots from the back of her head
through her face like 20 times
that part was disgusting
that one was really bad
and they're all just watching this happen
what was the photo for these two
the photo it was
I don't know
I have no idea what it had to do with this
I don't think we could have known
even if we had seen
I know I saw it
none of it makes any sense
none of it makes any sense
certainly none of this
and I don't even think they even deal with it
they're just sort of like she's looking at the photo
when the stakes start falling and she's like
that's what it is and it's like okay
it doesn't matter now
doesn't matter
but so they intervened
he doesn't die but Aaron did
and so they now realize
okay well the last two people to die
are going to be Kevin and then Wendy
but there are the unknown people
the hand photo people are in front of them
so we have to figure out who those people are
and then it's going to be us
and so they decide to split up
and try to figure out
who ask around and figure out who else is on the roller coaster
and as Wendy is going home
we see Ian ominously watching her
from his truck
So that's going to be bad.
Oh, because he's the one that's maybe considering killing them to try to break this.
And as he just watched his girlfriend die in a really, really, really terrible way.
Yeah.
But no one mourns anything.
No one mourns anything.
And we also have never seen a body be dealt with in any way.
No.
Like they don't call the cops.
Just leave it at the hardware store for the opening shift.
They just don't.
There's no.
After this one that we do see Wendy and Kevin leaving the police station together.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
As if they like told the cops about it.
But again, it's like, well, okay.
Call an ambulance.
Like, do something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So at home, we see Wendy napping in front of her computer and Julie sneaks in and sees
the charm bracelet that she absolutely must have and takes it back.
And it's like, okay, great, I have my little charm bracelet.
And she leaves and she's getting, her friends are coming to pick her up and they honk out front
to get her, which wakes Wendy up.
And Wendy wakes up and she's got that picture on her computer of the hand, the unknown person.
And she goes, oh, my.
my god, and she's like zooms and zooms and zooms in.
And on the wrist of the person whose face she can't see is that charm bracelet.
Yeah.
She didn't see her sister.
Oh, no.
A couple of rows in front of her.
She was too nervous.
Yeah.
She was really freaking out.
She was not taking in her surroundings.
No, she was, unless it said the number six and then she was really taking it in.
Six as in six, six, six, six as in if they were two more.
yeah they were two more of these that would be really bad yeah
and so she realizes that Julie
is on her way to the town tricentennial
and this is how we know that we're in New England
because we go to the town tricentennial
which she calls Kevin and's like we have to go to the
it's Julie she's next
meet at the town tricentennial
and he says well okay after Julie
we're next so I think it's time that we look at our photos
so Wendy looks at her photo
and she's like mine is just me with Jason
and his face is all blurry
and I'm just wearing
my McKinley High School t-shirt
and you're like, okay,
what's my photo?
Kavins is she's like,
it's the one where I flashed
the camera in your face
after you took that Upsker photo
and so it's just
really, really bright
and over-exposed
and he says,
you mean like a firework
went off in my face?
And he looks over
and it's like fireworks display
and we see a bunch of people
getting ready to set up fireworks.
Okay.
So they go to the tricentennial
and it's like,
uh,
there's a guy on a
horse riding through being said the british are coming the british are coming we see revolutionary
war uniforms and a guy pretending to be ben franklin so that's about where we are in the country
somewhere where they do that people care about that yeah sure and as she's driving to the tricentennial
her radio starts freaking out which did happen before frankie cheeks died when she was in the car
with kevin the radio just started like going like and like and the song a song starts playing
there's someone walking behind you and so that happened before it's now happening and she realizes
she's being tailed by somebody and we know that it's Ian so she's freaked out but she makes her
tricentennial they find Julie Kevin and Wendy find Julie but she runs away from them because
she fucking hates her sister she's just like ooh like leave me alone and so she's running through
the crowd they're running after her we see somewhere a cart got like knocked off its
wheels we don't know what that's going to mean yet but we you know close up on it and then the
fireworks display starts happen the fireworks start going off and a horse starts totally freaking out
because there are fireworks and the horse is like tied to a rope which is like tied to a stake in
the ground this part's really scary this part is very scary and it and it just rears up and
starts running and of course easily pulls that fucking steak out of the dirt you
Yeah.
And is running through the crowd, trampling people, running people over.
And so that's happening.
And then Kevin and Wendy are chasing after Julie.
Kevin finally catches up to her before Wendy does.
And he's like, Julie, you're in danger.
We have to talk to you.
And she goes like, how about this?
And like flips him off again, which is like, Julie.
Just stop.
This has been the worst week ever.
Like, everyone they know is dead.
take a minute um but when she does that wendy in her mind's eye flashes to her photo that she took of julia where she was flipping her off the exact same way and she was in front of the carousel which had white horses on it cut back the horse runs through the rope it was tied to swings around julie's neck and it starts dragging julie through the crowd by her neck so she's choking and being dragged by a
crazed horse.
Yeah.
And no one's really trying to stop that.
There's not enough efforts to stop the horse.
There's people everywhere, but yeah.
So then they're like, oh, my God, oh, my God.
I got to be honest with you.
I probably wouldn't make an effort.
I would probably, I mean, I'd probably be scared to be a lot.
The guy, I mean, was, I always forget his name.
The main character.
Kevin.
The main person we would be talking about for an hour.
Kevin was like, he has a, he has a good plan.
So he grabs like a sword.
A lot of swords in this town.
Who has swords?
Yeah, and he's basically
He basically chops into the rope just in time
Before she's like to get dragged into some spikes
Yeah
And then it, you know, she's released
Which was pretty amazing
I was gonna say that's a risky
Sword move
He could have decapitated her
If she's one second exactly
But he does it
And so they they you know Kevin and Wendy get up to Julie
Like oh my god I'm like Julie
And Wendy immediately says
Julie who is next to you?
on the roller coaster they're next they're next and julie's friends have run up because now their
friend just got dragged by her neck through the crowd and one of them hears wendy saying that and
stands up and then the cart that we saw get like knocked off its wheels runs into a pole and knocks
it loose and it flies to the air and impales her straight through her stomach and so that girl
it's immediately dead
I think another horse did that actually
maybe the same horse
A horse ran it got loose again
and it was tied to a pole
They keep tying these horses to things they shouldn't be tied to
And the bull comes loose and yeah impales her
I just think like in the moment
I didn't think this but now that we're talking about it
There's just not enough of a reaction to all of this
Absolutely it's happening
In the moment I'm like whoa crazy
I'm like I'm more just processing like the filming of it or something
And then I'm like, so I think we're going to need everyone to be told they have to go home.
Like there's not enough like, I feel like in Scream they, which because it's like the main movie I've seen, they like make the town like go to bed.
Like it's like we're having a curfew and like let's all process.
This is bad.
Like something bad is happening.
Like here they're just kind of like so the carnival, I guess we'll keep hanging out.
But like this girl just got impaled, but like there's not that feeling.
No reason to end the whole night, you know, we're all out.
That was a freak accident.
It's not going to happen again.
We're having a lot of fun and I'd hate to, I'd hate to sacrifice that for.
It's the town tricentennial, you know, it's important.
Yeah.
And they're absolutely in this movie too.
They happen like seemingly within like 20 minutes of each other.
Like it's just like they're just, it just, they just keep happening.
No time has passed.
Yeah.
No time has passed.
But because this girl just died now, Wendy's like, oh my God, it's Kevin's next.
and Kevin
somehow he's gotten a little bit away from them
and again another horse
fucking kicks him
rear both back legs
kicks him shoots him into
a grill
or like where the fireworks are
and a big fire starts
but they grab him and manage to pull him away
so he doesn't die
but now it's Wendy and they're like
oh fuck okay we've reached the end of the line it's Wendy
so what do they think the rule is for all these
skipped people that is going to come back to them
or that they're all fine. They're not thinking about
that, but I'm thinking about that because
that's what happens in all the other ways. Yeah. Death
does eventually come back for them. But they're
not worried about that in this moment, which, you know, sure, prioritize.
But so now they're like, okay, it's Wendy's turn and she
sees Ian being all creepy and like stalking them. And she goes,
oh my God, I was wearing my McKinley t-shirt. Ian McKinley
is going to cause my death.
Yeah. So they're trying to get away from him.
He starts taunting them and
he realized like, oh my God.
I'm going to cause your death.
Like you caused errands.
All right.
Let's fucking go.
Let's get this over with.
And Wendy says, if you just stay away from me, we can end this.
You know, you can save me.
We'll all be fine.
And once again, he goes, well, I'm fine.
It skipped me.
I'm not dying.
Yeah.
And then a bunch of fireworks go off.
They don't, like they shoot like at him, but they don't get him.
Once again, he's like, he's like,
I'm never dying see and then from above a sign falls and this one I had to watch again
because he looks he stands stick straight and then turns his head totally up to look at it and then
just watches it fall it's like you actually had time to move as you see this you saw it all
he just watches it and then it just splats him down yeah and then it's it's a sign that certainly was
heavy but it cuts him it splats half his body and sends like his head and one half of his torso like
off to the side yeah it was almost like a stadium like scoreboard or something i don't know what it was
but it yeah it just like falls down and he's gone he's gone and then cut to five months later
yeah and wendy's on a subway with two new people we don't know and they're discussing what
stop they're going to get off at. They're going to get off at all as well. Two more stops. And
there's a guy on the subway playing the guitar, you know, trying to get. Now I wonder what they
were singing because I'm sure it was like, you're going to die. Well, so they start singing that
there is someone walking behind you. And Wendy goes like, oh my God. And then a breeze blows
to the subway. His death is here. She starts, she looks at all the ads on the- Oh, that's so silly.
Yeah. It's like, you can't escape death or taxes. We all have something to do with it.
one is like a tanning salon and she's like oh my god oh my god it's all the all the dust she looks
out the window of the subway car and sees like her face looks like blurred because of the
moving train she remembers her photo with jason's face blurred she's like oh my god oh my god there's
i'm going to die and they decide she's like we have to get off at the next stop because we hear
an announcement going like oswald the end of the line once again the end of the line you're
very ominous it's actually tony todd's voice oh fun just fun um um
And so she's like, we have to get off at the next stop.
And she, meanwhile, cut to a rat, Sammy.
We see a guy throw what looks to me like tomato paste.
Do you know what this was?
No.
It was a tube of something that he was eating.
Yeah, it was like tomato sauce and a tube.
Just like a casualty snacking.
Tomato paste.
And we see him throw it on the tracks and we see a rat come up to it for a yummy-y-a-lack.
again
it's shot in a way
that we're like
uh oh but I'm like
okay
there's no way
to predict what they're getting at
ever
like absolutely no way
and
Wendy tries to get off
the next stop
but as she goes to get off
the train
she runs into Julie
her sister
trying to get on
and they're like
oh my god
what are you doing crazy
this is so crazy
what the chances
just like oh my god
I was coming early
to visit you
I can't believe
I managed to surprise you
so they end up
staying on the train
because now they get a long
because she saved her life.
Yeah.
When,
and she's like,
Julie says,
what's wrong?
You seem freaked out.
And she says,
it just started feeling again
like it did before.
And Julie's like,
no, no,
no.
We are like,
it's not going to happen.
It skipped you.
It skipped us.
We're fine.
Just imagining a horse
with a blurry face
with a McKinley shirt
getting on the train.
Like just.
It all starts happening.
But Julie does say,
she's like,
besides, you know,
if anything were to happen,
it's going to happen to me first and then Kevin so you're totally fine until something happens to
us and like ha ha ha okay you're right we're fine look over yeah enter Kevin Kevin is has been on the
train the whole time they didn't see him he's in the corner and they're like oh no it's like go up to
Kevin and when he's like what are you doing why are you on this train and he says are you okay you
see him freaked out and then he goes oh god it's not happening again is it it is sweetie that's all
we talk about that's literally the only thing that's happening cut to the rat and the food that the
is eating the paste
drips onto the track
which causes a spark
which makes the
this movie is about how fragile
our infrastructure is
yes a spark causes
the you know how the tracks
like a trail like shifts
to make it go one way or the other
it shorts which makes it
change in the wrong direction
and immediately
this subway car
is just flying
through the underground like just it starts shaking and flying so fast completely untethered to
anything people are screaming Julie I think gets like thrown off the train Kevin's getting pushed
against the window and then he gets pushed out and his again gets chopped a hamburger style
front half off and then the train comes to a screeching halt Wendy gets
thrown out of the train onto the tracks comes to looks around oh my god oh my god everybody's dead
and she's got her leg is broken so she can't move and she looks up and another train is coming
barreling straight towards her she screams just as the train's about dinner she comes too
back on the train seeing Kevin now that threw me for a loop and it shouldn't have it
Once again
They love to do that
Yeah yeah
And I was like
Oh
They got me again
Pull me twice
You know
And Kevin's like
Oh my God
It just happened again
Didn't it
And so they go to pull the brakes
You know stop the train
Those breaks aren't working
Nobody's answering
And we hear
Screech
Cut to black
Crash
Credits
A cut to black
I mean I guess
We don't need to see it again
we did just see it.
Yeah, that would be
I guess pretty annoying
to have to just watch it.
And I was kind of surprised
she died at the end
but I was kind of glad for her
because I felt like she just
only living for her death
at this point.
Although she did seem pretty good
in that five months later
considering it was only five years later.
She had new friends and she was like
she was doing great
but no, she did presumably die.
The one thing I saw that was maybe
the ending that got changed
is they were maybe going to have
the two characters.
from Final Destination 2 that do survive also on the train oh that'd be fun to be like yeah they all
die because the whole thing is deaf they always die they think they outsmarted death but they didn't
right yeah anyway that was what they changed because people didn't like it I guess I again I could
find no concrete evidence about what what the ending yeah exactly was which I was upset by
I really really wanted to know yeah I mean it is I just don't know
that everybody dies, but it also makes it as a franchise, a bummer that we can't get the same
actors, like, coming back because they are, they are currently making a new Final Destination
movie, which I am excited for.
And it's by the writer of Scream 5 and Scream 6, Guy Buse.
Oh, wow.
So I think it will be, I think it will be fun.
I'm excited for it.
What number Final Destination is?
It'll be number six.
Wow.
Six.
So he wrote Scream 5.
Two more of those.
Oh, my.
Well.
But yeah, it's like I'd love for Devin Sawa to be somewhere.
Would love for more Devin Sawa.
He died.
He is dead.
Would love for more Ryan Merriman, to be really honest.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, so they're all, yeah, they're all dead.
I mean, I guess we didn't see the crash the second time.
So you never know.
Yeah.
Right.
Sure.
Maybe they live.
Right.
Maybe they lived.
Yeah.
probably not probably not how did you as someone who doesn't like scary movies but does
like scream and had not seen a final destination how how did you feel after you watched this movie
i thought it was pretty fun i also i was not scared at all and it didn't stick with me in any way
but i had a good time watching it and it was like i liked i liked the era and sort of like
the choices they made so i feel like yeah talking about it now i'm like they just really
didn't process it enough and that's like silly but you know it's kind of to be expected with
a movie like this one's the third one they're like we kind of know what we're getting at yeah they
really just i really felt especially the transition between two and three having seen two not too long
going to be like oh they even they took even less plot they were just like that doesn't matter it really
doesn't matter yeah which makes me intrigued for how they'll do a somewhat reboot i suppose with
this like new one what are they going to do i feel like our generation now like the way things are
now, people are going to want more processing.
I think so.
Because I mean, because it's about just people just dying without any sort of, it's not a
killer.
It's not.
Right.
I don't know.
It feels like.
Yeah.
I feel like we might get that.
We could get that.
The new screams have been like more self, I mean, scream is a self-aware franchise, but it
feels like they've been really like addressing what scream even is.
So I am very curious to see how they deal with this one.
Yeah.
Could be fun.
I mean, sure, it will be fun.
But how?
How will it be fun?
In what ways?
So what death do we want to die if we had to die away in this movie?
I feel like Ian, right?
Isn't his kind of fast and unexpected?
He's kind of alive for a minute after he's been chopped.
Do you know who's the fastest, Lewis, the head pumpkin, smash?
Yeah, but that's kind of embarrassing.
Because he's so, definitely embarrassing.
Like, he's so cocky during it.
I don't know.
I feel like.
Maybe the engine to the back of the head guy?
maybe because you have no idea you're just sitting there yeah he was about to get some fast food
he's probably in a great great state of mind i don't know the horse seems kind of fun
being dragged oh i guess the girl who got impaled that went pretty fast too yeah i'll tell you
which one i don't want is the tanning that we can all probably rank that one last
that's the worst and runner up is nail gun nail gun through the head yeah because again so many
nails yeah you felt some of them yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh she definitely felt some of them
it took a lot of those to kill her okay yeah pass we'll pass on that one yes I'll take an engine to
the head yeah car car car engine fan which is so again what what I think happened yeah not
certain yeah but potentially that potentially that wow honestly it happened so fast that I
was like he's gone like I just wasn't like what was it it was pretty
Pretty quick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, there it is.
There's Final Destination 3.
It was very fun.
It's very fun.
It's a fun.
And again, so fast.
Just the quickest little movie that has ever happened.
Yeah.
It's a good time.
Thank you guys for telling me about it.
That was very...
Yes.
I loved it.
Thank you, Lauren, for joining us.
I know you're not a scary movie person.
So we really appreciate you.
Very brave.
It was fun.
Thank you for having me.
And please...
Let our listeners know where they can find you, what they should check out, anything that you would like to plug for them.
Yes. You can follow me on Instagram at Lauren Lapkis. And I am on Freedom. My podcast with Scott Ackerman and Paul of Tompkins. And then newcomers, which I do with Nicole Byer, but we're on hiatus now. But you can listen to the old seasons. We watch things we've never seen that everyone else in the world has, like Star Wars and Fast and the Furious and Lord of the Rings and all these things. Yeah. And then I've been doing live shows that you can,
watch on dynasty typewriter.com you can watch the like um live streams if you want to do that and those
are all archived on their site so there's that yeah amazing um well thank you so much lauren
we usually end with a voice and i really don't think there is one it's just kind of people talking
um i'll try to sound more 2006 or like very stress yeah yeah be really nervous i'm gonna be
really scared. Okay, okay. That's good. I'm really scared.
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