Nip Tuck - A Crazy Way To Catch A Cheater

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

Ashley is so excited to finally spill the details on her brand new Cosmetic Consult under-eye pads, launching very soon 👀✨This week, the girls dive into everything from sun damage and skincare must-knows, to a genius Vinted hack you’ll wish you knew sooner. Plus, they discuss how Northern Ireland is leading the way with paid miscarriage leave.As always, Ashley and Lauren share their latest must-buy finds (prepare to be influenced 💸), and you won’t believe the jaw-dropping story from a listener who caught their partner cheating in the most unexpected way using technology…Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Susie's via our Whatsapp or email [e-mail]

so this is the launch of my my under eyes right i'm just looking at my diary while you tell us about your under eyes love sun damage is how you age and if you protect your skin you won't age so i don't know how many times i need to tell everyone this spf is one of the most important steps of your routine you can put your serum on great literally you're still going outside even when it's cloudy. Literally. But, oh, the hack. The hack.

Right, let's put this story onto the bonus just in case because it's a bit, ooh. Okay. Yeah, tell us the hack, though. The lady got a notification on her phone. The lady got a notification on her phone that somebody had weighed themselves

at 3 a.m. Sounds like a post dash clear out, a post that's clear out. And then while you're there, while you're there, she's like, ooh, scales. I wonder how I'm doing. guys hello and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck hello hi so here it is what have we got

coming up well i need to talk about what's on my face ah so we'll do that what's on your face love what's on my face got a bit of something on your face literally so if you're watching on youtube which you all absolutely should be youtube is where it's at guys and where it's really at actually is patreon oh yeah like we need to talk about that because i've been having some easter fun on patreon do you know what i've not been on it as much this weekend i was actually gonna write a message this morning to the girls and say bear with i'm on it quite a bit yeah i was like bear with in my um what's it called not narcolepsy the other one insomnia insomnia yeah yeah um anyway so guys as always we need you get in touch we've got actually quite a lot of

dilemmas and advice stuff heading over to bonus this week but we always need like your funny stories what you want to hear from us is there any certain guests you want to see you are the main part of the podcast so head over to app nit tuck pod and if you have a look on our bio link tree it's got all of our different bits and bobs where you can get involved you can get in touch you can join us on patreon you can have a look at us on youtube and we're gonna start doing our outfits on our nip tuck instagram page aren't we yes we are i mean that's the days of me coming in like some dirty old tracky are gone i suppose i can just say i'm wearing i'm gonna send that video to lukey luke now and he's gonna we're gonna do that and we actually have got a website coming

really soon back and forth with the guy we're getting there we're just making it right and we've got a few more bits around patreon to kind of explain what it is to people we're doing a lot about that so just hang fire because we have got more stuff coming yeah yes we're working behind the scenes right what have we got coming up we're going to talk about easter weekend what we did how outrageous it is how ridiculous the whole thing is but we do it we're also going to chat about the new thing in the news about northern ireland miscarriage leave so we're going to talk a little bit about that it's paid leave um and we have a woman that wrote in she caught her fella cheating in the most

wild way and we've got another little hack for you on that. And a really good slutty sue I've heard off Lucas. Yeah, we've got a good slutty sue. We've got a couple actually. Oh, so we've got a really fun episode. So let's begin. Right, tell me about your Easter weekend. Okay,

so. It's been long, hasn't it? I've been working my fucking arse off. Like working my arse off. What are you both doing on is it a thursday the 30th i don't know um yes okay between about half nine and 12 right i'm gonna have a little party oh so is this different to the party you've sent me this morning which i need to talk about i'm gonna come but a bit later fine so that's teddy's birthday party yes because

i'll have to drop the little littlest girl off in not that far you don't have to come no i'm gonna come but i'm gonna come later and then take a straight from you only invited about four people I'm going to come later on. Basically, all he wanted was a Spider-Man bouncy castle. And he can't have it on his own. So he needs a few friends. No, I'll bring the clan. So I've got Spider-Man bouncy castle and a massive slide as well.

Oh, that'll be fun after a while. Yeah, no, I'm going to come a bit later and I'm going to stay longer and then go straight for the drop-off. Fine, absolutely fine. So yeah, Teddy's party. Yes, so this is the launch of my under eyes. Right, I'm just looking at my diary while you tell us about your under eyes, love. So these are, I'm wearing them now.

if you're watching us these are the miracle cryo eye masks from cosmetic console they're fucking incredible and you guys know i'm a massive under eye avid under eye user and they're huge they're fucking huge so i like that it's like a hybrid of a hydrogel mask for all over your face but it's not it's just the bit that we all need it yeah yeah it's hot it's big so it covers your temples it covers the top of your cheek wherever you get that water retention yeah so it takes your skin to minus degrees okay really really which is the cryo which is the cryo as soon as you open them i do like to keep them in the fridge as well um you whack them on for 20 minutes i leave them on for a little bit longer and they're infused with all kinds of things like

copper peptide copper is the one all the good stuff they were made in korea i've been developing them for two years and honestly welcome to your new favorite under eye treatment you will be beyond obsessed with them when do they launch so we have a plan obviously as always we're looking after our subscribers and our patreon gang yeah this is one of the benefits you get from being part of patreon you always will get early access to everything you do and i've actually just sent one of our listeners a bundle of girls summer clothes you have i have because i just thought i went through everything i can't be arsed putting zara shorts for kids for three quid or i can't be arsed so i put it in patreon put a picture like who's got a girl age because they don't fit there

anymore six to seven somebody mess you they have picked someone bundled it up and i posted it yesterday just a girl's bundle of clothes so it's what it's that kind of thing we're always it goes on there first doesn't it we need to do a competition on that i know we always say that we do well i'm having a big clear out before i move so i think i might do like a mixed bag of my influencer box nice yeah i think i will use some cc bits yeah i might do an influencer cupboard boxing thing of random stuff that i've been given and not used nice so so the girls will get the cci pads first yeah and the subscribers yeah and then we're gonna on launch morning general release we are gonna do like just a brunch love that so either at my house

steph's helping me do it steph let it go yeah love she's brilliant the best um or the gym has just opened a bar celebrities have joined the gym i've heard you told me about one of the celebrities no there's two more i'll have to tell you when we're not on yeah because it's private it's private no no i can't i can't but but if we find out loads of gossip and it happens to come on here oh yeah so the gym now has got a new bar oh so i was like do you know what maybe instead of in my house we do it in the bar yeah but i don't know see what you think i'm exploring all options so yeah we're just gonna do a little cute thing but honestly guys you're gonna all love the under eye patches i the reason why i wanted to make them this big as well is because you can't

just get about with a big hydrogel on your face all the time no i do like to wear them i wear them for recording sometimes i wear them like around the house around the house and it just covers that extra bit of area and they work like the before and after pictures of as soon as you've used them yeah your makeup oh just goes under eyes a hard area to put makeup but you know what people are doing now they're putting their under eye gels on and then they're doing the makeup then they're taking the under eye gels off and doing that oh it feels messy to me worth trying though i guess it's if you're using like an all cream product it would have to be cream or it would cause a problem the victoria beckham foundation's back in stock yeah well last time

you told me it was back in stock by the time i'd asked you what shade and gone on it had gone off again so i've still never tried it and still haven't got it but i'm gonna try again okay it must be so good because it sells out like that it must be amazing i'm shade six right but if you so basically i went into selfridges and i was like can i try shade seven as well because i like having a summer and a winter foundation yeah everyone should do that right and even like when you've got tan on and stuff ed by the way said that i looked really brown yesterday you do look brown yes it looks very nice it looks very nice i feel like this is a u color it's olivie olivie so basically i went into selfridges and i was like hi mrs victoria beckham lady

um can i try shade six and shade seven and she was like honestly we are so upset but we are not receiving it for another 12 weeks in store it's only online so how are you meant to check your shade uh-huh so we can you can go on that website that we talk about findation.com but i use that decipher one you still still need to try it so basically you scan your face and i've done one with tan and without tan because it's so like accurate yeah and you have to make sure that you're in the right kind of lighting so i did it last time in the car right yeah so you scan your face and then they make custom make in chester in a factory in chester that's nice a foundation for you now the closest one if you're not sure is their glow glow booster drops right and you can

put that in and no or instead i like a tint right i like a tint i like a tint day today we'll order one for you so anyway yeah and then do you know what else i bought her water bronze tint you and what's this then love it so the victoria beckham water bronze tint comes in a tiny pot like this big it's like i bet i was gonna say yeah 45 quid or something but that will last for ages her brushes are they really good chef's kiss i've got this one it's out of stock as well i've got this one and i use it for everything everything lauren to put my fake tan on with to do my foundation with to do these drop things with to do like um my road blusher stunning so anyway it's like a water tint that you put on your face to make your face brown i've got it on today

give it me I'll get you one sounds bloody great and the shade that I went for was tan lines that sounds about right

one lighter one darker I think it's always better to do that and you can mix them as well can't you and then if you've got tan on

if you've not it just makes it a lot easier and I've got a facial skin address tomorrow oh have you what day is it tomorrow

am I around oh I've got looking after them I think I've got three kids tomorrow where's James oh james goes to work but you work yeah but when you work from home it means you don't work oh right yeah you don't go to a place of office you just um on you're just on call really so me i've

got tommy thea and one of the lads or two of the lads i don't know yet so i will probably be somewhere in hell tomorrow and maybe a trampoline park yeah but if i'm not i get it listen i can be flexible with my job he can't he has to go to the place of work I can move things around and do it at fucking midnight um and he can't do that so yeah it's half term and what's really annoying is the boys break up this is what's killed me Sophia broke up had a week and the boys didn't break up till the following week for two weeks so they weren't all in one so it's three weeks of them all being off here and there so it's a lot to navigate um so yeah if I'm around though I'll come and see you because I actually do need to see um Charlotte I need something done 50 was really

nice the spray the face sensitive skin lab oh i thought it was sensilis no sensitive skin lab spf 50 spray really nice really nice and those sprays the garnier one is like a budget one we spoke a lot about that uh last year and that's the garnier vitamin c spf 50 spray it comes in a little bottle lucas you should definitely have one of these please i buy them for ed because he just doesn't understand no sun damage is how you age and if you protect your skin you won't age so i don't know how many times i need to tell everyone this spf is one of the most important steps of your routine you can put your serum on great literally you're still going outside even when it's cloudy literally antioxidant you need because of the oxidants

You do stop those fibroblasts. So this Garnier one, it's like the Senseless one's small as well. No, it's sensitive. Sorry. The one from Charlotte is going to dress, basically. Very good. But Garnier have got a budget one, and it's a vitamin C infused over makeup SPF 50.

Is it in a white can? It's in a white can. I use, because obviously I'm an absolute basic bitch, i use it's called liqueur caviar illumination day cream spf 15 from aldi spf 15 will do fuck all 15 you might as well not know that liqueur cream is very good by the way so they do a night cream as well that liqueur cream is a dupe of the le prairie caviar cream which is about 600 pounds a pop fucking hell yeah so stock up on that it's always out of stock quite a lot that cream oh it's about eight quid isn't it it's less than that i don't think it is anymore yeah

um i use the le prairie under eye cream it's oh chef's kiss but again four or five it's ridiculous just ridiculous so yeah that garnier vitamin c1 and always make sure girls that you spray the backs of your hands it's five pounds 49 right oh well there you go right we've kind of we've still listen we've actually still got a section on what we bought this week as well um so we've got more products coming up for you no but let's so easter easter easter easter um what did i do in easter so i honestly i feel like i can't the minute i'm i can't catch your breath so thursday morning i went and got the little girl it was an hour so i went and got her from school club like 10 in the morning so little girl yes so i had thea james's little girl and tommy all thursday because it was

sunny i felt like it's sunny we need to go to the park i took him for lunch it was a woo day mega mega busy then friday we had all five of them friday saturday sunday until sunday night it was fucking raining most of the weekend so you can't go anywhere with them and the problem is when it's nice weather you can just chuck them out go outside you can lock the door if you can't get back in um but we were all in our house all five of us and normally i can handle it you know we're all going to different places one of the lads plays football so james will be going to football we might have a party we're here there and everywhere we have bits going on but we were really like stuck in the house for three days in the rain um on the friday i took three of them

to my friends were going to this farm and it was raining a bit on and off i thought fuck it will go anyway it'll be fine to watch some lambs being to see some lambs and just to get out really so we put our hoods up and we literally got out of the car started walking up the hill to and when i say no the heavens opened i don't just mean it was like sleep wasn't it yeah i don't just mean it started spitting it fucking poured yeah and we're there going up a hill yeah going up a hill with three of them the trainers were muddy the clothes oh anyway we saw some lambs and they were really cute and then thea got to hold a bunny and that was actually really lovely it was really cute inside then we had to get out and dar it was pissing down um but it got them out it got them

doing some like easter feel things and then the rest of the weekend it was just really hard because they get bored then they start annoying each other because there's nothing i get it i'm annoyed too like and they start bickering a little bit and we were just in the house and honestly the the most of them went on sunday night and it was i just was exhausted i was just like wine wine and codeine wow um i'd made them these easter hampers which they loved uh but then when throw it all everywhere and then that so i made them they loved it they had that moment they opened it but then and then there was mess everywhere and then they've fed

they've seen it then so they're off they go and then they've eaten and they've eaten loads of shit at 10am and then they all get dead grumpy and they're hyper and grumpy and then I'm there

with all these like what they're called hampers just like what do I do with these now mine went to sleep so early I'm like what do I do with these now

all these hampers did you see that video of Teddy oh my god Ashley sent me a video and a picture of Teddy and he's all curled up like with no top on

and then Snowy's behind him like curled on the top it's like she's gone over and like got on top of him behind him and they sleep together they sleep really that's really really cute yeah really like twins they do they're really really cute so yeah it was just um and then i don't feel like i've recovered from it like monday was bank holiday of the kids tuesday kids kids kids weekend i've only got tommy this

weekend but james has got to work on saturday um so i've got tommy on saturday which is fine but it just it can you have a nap when he has a nap he doesn't really nap um that's where night time's going wrong then he don't he i can get him to nap when mainly in a prime like that age they could nap for like three hours i used to but he has got he's got a problem he's got severe eczema now on his chest that was bleeding in the night so he's scratching in the night and it was on his baby girl this morning i went to the doctors with him yesterday things yeah we're gonna have to i didn't want to because he gets agitated by that then because he's that age now that he's agitated by that and then he's got something wrong with his stomach and i don't

know what it is i think it's reflux i think he's still got really bad reflux he might be an allergy get that even when they're eating well like you would think not because they has grew out of it it can last until they're 18 months old and it can get worse when they're eating because when the reflux comes up it's now food so the pain it's like having horrific heartburn so in the night i've recorded him last night because i thought i need to explain to a doctor what i'm what's going on in the night honestly it's like this so then i get him out of the car and i think fuck it i'll get him in with me and it's not a comfort thing if it was a comfort thing he'd settle with me he's still thrashing knees up all night all night like all night and then every hour i'm

standing up with him trying to get the reflux to go back down so i think it's reflux he may have an allergy i'm trying to make every single meal from scratch now i don't give him the baby things because i can't i don't know what's in it yeah so he he eats how are you making the baby food have you got like a machine let's blend it yeah but it's like time like he eats three times a day i can't give him bread i've tried to cut gluten and wheat out so i can't even give him a piece of toast that's my next thing but i'll have to tell them he can't have this that but i don't know what you can and can't have yet they're really good so basically it's called pots for tots and they come i've seen it there's one called in little pot wild and something as well yeah

really good so we spoke this morning and i said to james like so i've got him booked in with a dermatologist for the eczema but the problem is something's causing the eczema it's all like gut related and i don't know what so the next thing i'm looking at you sent me is it lucy finnegan which called and it is related to something that they're allergic to and i've tried everything i've cut different things out i can't work it out so i think she posted a doctor it was an allergy specialist and it was in birmingham and james was like birmingham i was like mate i'll get on a fucking plane if it fixes this problem because i can't live like this anymore so i'm driving i'm gonna book it i'm gonna go to birmingham and i think they do a finger prick and they actually

tell you what they're allergic to yeah i saw all of that stuff i'm gonna have to i i don't know speaking of babies yes so you mentioned in the group chat and i haven't looked at it so you can tell me a little bit more about and lucas has been doing a bit of fact finding yeah about northern ireland tell me what's going on there so lucas tell us the facts mr fact checker so as we know um well as we've been discussing between ourselves northern ireland has um brought in miscarriage leave so you get the two weeks of leave for a woman and her partner is paid at statutory level of just more than 194 pounds per week or 90 percent of weekly pay if that's lower um it can be taken as one continuous period or as two separate weeks within 56 56 weeks of miscarriage

and parents do not have to provide medical evidence they only have to tell their employer what happened right not that this really makes a big difference but does it is there a stipulation on whether the miscarriage happened at six weeks or whether it has to be further on where you have nothing just yeah what do you what so it's statutory which isn't a lot but it helps i guess what do you think it's really good because like when i had all of my stuff how many missed have you had one miscarriage two when i had all my stuff going on i um i lied to work and said i had assist on my ovary and i needed an operation when i needed my dnc because this is so fucked up i didn't want them to know that i was trying for a baby and that i wanted to be pregnant

fair enough and that is so but it's so true when you were working for right okay so that was when you were working for someone yeah yeah okay okay and you didn't want them to know because then you thought they might think let's get her out she's gonna have a baby they do yeah in most places i'm sorry no no no i get that when they start thinking hang on she's gonna get off she oh you we feel like they're gonna be like she's about to get off obviously after you've had a miscarriage not obviously but in my case i was just desperate to get pregnant again straight away so they see it coming yeah and so you know i chose to keep everything yeah and not say it's part of me and my family and friends not outside that but i think if you feel supported then it's great but a lot of

people don't know so you could so this is a great thing because it means you can take the time off because also when you have a miscarriage it's not just the mental side of it you know you potentially have to have an operation yeah it's the bleeding it's the toll on your body so having that time off to be able to deal with that is great but then that you would need to tell your employer your feet are disgusting i've done a foot peel wow sorry i was distracted then guys do you know when i was pregnant i had horrific hard skin like that on my feet and i googled it and pregnancy brings that out well no i've ordered a foot peel off amazon sorry back to miscarriage so i was looking at a foot um but yeah but it does mean that you then have to tell

your employer and a lot of people are still not going to want to do that and they might rather say that they've got horrific sickness but the option's there if you want to yeah which i think is really really good yeah i think that's really good as well and i think it's good that the father does as well because people do forget that men you know are involved in it i think that it's um like it's not a thing here though i think it would be actually if you went you could probably go to the gp get like a doctor's letter and get like yeah like um and then call l4 like yeah and that actually might be a bit better because then no one knows all your business i don't know but at least it's interesting yeah yeah go northern ireland for doing that we're always um we've

got that mum chat on um patreon and there's a lot of questions about stuff well there's a trying to conceive and fertility chat on there as well um we did it separately because we have like a mum chat which is about babies and like oh my god my baby's doing this what would you buy and we just thought it didn't feel the right place to also have a fertility chat because it might just trigger people so we've got a separate one for that haven't we yeah what are the groups of chats again um we've got the girl gang chat which is just everything everything gossip all sorts then we have the treatment chat which is more girls can you recommend where i get this done where i get that done i'm having this surgery there's a lot of a broad surgery yeah they talk a lot

about that on there then there is the bargain bucket so if anyone sees a deal coming up anyone has a code or if anyone needs a code they'll put in like has anyone got an asus code or whatever so that's more for like oh my god has anyone seen boots tuesday or whatever it is and then you think shit yeah go and buy this there's a discount and then there's the mum chat which we just separated a bit because not everyone wants to hear it and that's like mum stuff and then there's the ttc trying to continue a fertility chat meetups oh there's meetups as well and there is so meetups if anyone's like i'm from the liverpool area i've just moved here do it there's anyone girls in there a lot of dubai girls and there is also the book club oh i forgot i i'll be honest i'm not a

reader so i don't really a lot of the girls are they say anyone read this anyone recommend this anyone so there is i forgot there was all those francesca flew home early last night lucas from dubai why why early there's something happening in dubai this week with donald something donald trump obviously again same as the injection chat not fucking touching it with a barge pole but yeah so she thought are all of the flights gonna be messed around at her so at 1 a.m bless her last night oh i think at about nine o'clock she realized shit yeah i need to just go yeah and it's the council it's the messing around with the flies for me now and she's working for us a bit now i had a chat with her yesterday about a few of the things that we're

working on um and we will see her on friday oh my god guys on friday next friday uh what day is it the 24th not this friday then no okay lauren did you think it was this friday that was the day we were meant to be going to london which we're not divinia taylor let me i can't are you all right you really need to start looking at your diary i do every day but it's not my diary it's all in my diary 24th right then it's not friday's the 10th okay it's not

yeah I've got the kids on the 17th actually it's not no it's not is that better then the 24th it's all in my diary no it's all in there

it's just I don't know what day it is now that's my issue like it's in my diary so I'll look and be like what's coming up but I just don't know what day it is

let's tell everyone where we're going yeah we are going oh my god Julie Perry the OG is doing an event

a lunch at Harvey Nichols with botched extraordinary oh no he doesn't do the botching the tv program botched extraordinaire and real housewives of beverly hills former husband paul nasif um so we're gonna actually meet him oh that's like when i told james about it because you know me with events i avoid them where possible unless

i'm like oh and i saw that and i didn't think we could move because i thought i had some no fucking hell i didn't think i could go because i thought we were doing something on that day um so i was gutted and then i realized i could and i messaged you like your tailor as well that'll be exciting i'm really looking forward to that i don't really know what it's about what are you gonna wear oh i don't know it's for his clinic why nasif medical yeah it's in salford right yeah i don't know where it is no didn't live up you've got a loop in your loopy loop um didn't live at would do part of her price of perfection there about c-section scars i don't know and it looked nice yeah i've never been i've been invited you know but i couldn't fit in i

think maybe i was pregnant um but yeah i'm really excited to meet him to just look at him because i think yeah this is the thing part of it is like obviously the surgery side we love that and like that he's like the an amazing surgeon part of it is that but a lot of it is the fact that he was on housewives of beverly hills and i'm just starstruck also who else will be there i wonder real housewives me and saskia are obsessed she is fucking obsessed how good is it fear's at an age now that she loves reality tv with me which is probably not what they should be watching no absolutely absolutely not but fear loves watching real people and kids and babies and what she actually she's the same she's just got into it like series two and three has been deleted of

housewives no message tanya and i was like tanya like why and she was like yeah it's really so you can't it's gone gone i didn't think that could even be it must be something legal because i did not think that you could just decide to erase a whole series yeah like that's must be and i was reading daily mail on the weekend oh so intellectual it was colleen's 40th and it said she's filming again for disney i love it do you know what really made me laugh the party is going to be on disney what really made me laugh is one of the headlines and it was one of the paps that i must follow or someone had retweeted that re-shared them he'd put a headline and the headline said colleen doesn't know about secret birthday bash and then he'd put she's got

like a 40 foot or something marquee in a garden like i think she knows there's a party coming and it's like where did he get these headlines from that i would love to have been a fly on the wall i wonder why she didn't invite me um live at wood as well what's going on there i've not seen anything she's gone she's gone to korea to that will be really exciting really good and i sent her this facial that you can get there a laser one that i'd put in patreon as well and she said right i'm on the hunt to get that but she came back and then i think she was again filming in manchester yesterday but all of that's going on has there been anything else about since last time no then kim kardashian has gone insta i've not seen it is it insta or just public with i'm gonna quickly

look while we're talking i'm just gonna go on her insta now and quickly look what's the age difference lucas isn't he like our age quickly oh my god also before before that chloe kardashian wore mars the label i ariana i've ordered it i've ordered it have you worn it that that have you seen it i've seen it i don't think i've got the the shape for it lewis you've got the shape i haven't i'm too square lewis hamilton is 41 what he was about 31 he looks well and she's 45 that's nice so um while i'm on her insta so chloe kardashian wore this polka dot mars the label set she wore it from what i can gather off her own back from what i can gather and she literally just organically ariana put on a close friends that she organically posted it something like

10 times um and i can't even imagine what's that what that has done for her business i can't even imagine she deserves it because she's a fucking lovely girl we've asked her to come on the pod she would she wants to come on she would come on we need to talk about today when we go back to mine actually yeah i don't know if you're gonna have time but i need to send an email i want to do a segment called nip tuck the glow up and i want to get some female founders in right because i think that it's something that me and you are so yeah we are so down to fucking support the yeah to support and also to learn from them and i just think that now like it's 2026 like we've all got the world at our fingertips with you know like the other day I was listening to Bethany

Frankel's podcast and she was like yeah she's so cunty I love it she was like you know like people say to me all the time like why do you not have a show and she's like I don't fucking need a show I've got a phone yeah so fucking true like you like you can do anything girls you can literally do anything and now like you know look at me like i started my career in facials training when i was 31 yeah now i own a skincare brand you can all do it you just need to have the right guidance yeah and there's so many manchester founded girls we're not talking about a ladies that launch or anything like that literally totally different chat like we want to know like different stuff i think ariana will come on i know she will because i know she listens i love ariana i love

her and i would love page louise i'd love her on i'd love because i think what we what we can speak to people about is more the the nitty-gritty more like right okay we all talk about power but how how what do you do how does it start yeah let's let's look into that girls would you be interested in something like that if so let us know yeah right we're gonna go to a break now my darlings and we'll be back very soon guys we're back we have already talked about a lot of products but we're gonna carry on and we're gonna lead into our segment that we still haven't got a song for so we'll just switch it up every time and this time i'm gonna sing it and i'm gonna sing what we bought this week week

week this week right what we bought this week ashley mine's on my phone guys so excuse me on here but i was very slow sending it over so basically i've downloaded this app onto my phone and it's called the honey app honey coupon i've heard of it yeah right is it america is it someone's i've seen it someone's done an ad with it fucking what the fuck right so basically and you go on your phone and say you're at the checkout you're checking out and it pops up at the bottom of your screen saying we have a coupon that you can try and it tries about 10 different It just flies through them. And then you get to discount.

It's probably something that takes all your information and loads of cookies and shit, but do we care if we get a discount? No. I've saved money on, like, wild shit. Like, how fucking clever. I've seen it. Whoever made that up is very, very clever.

Very good. The almond fork. What Lucas is looking at me like. How does it know where you are and what you're buying? Exactly. It's in the background on your phone. So it's watching Jen. And you can get it on your laptop.

If you're funny freaky about people, about things knowing all your shit, then maybe not but looks if you want to save money i think go for it um right what have you bought honey coupon app um the almond floor cleaner from method okay when i tell you the smell of that shit is like i love almond almond croissant i love all vanilla one of my favorite smells get it get the squirty one and then you just squirt it on the floor and then you can just mop up I have such a problem. If anyone's got any, like, things that smell nice

but don't give stupid husbands asthma, like, let me know. So good. Brand Alley. Yeah. I posted a while back that Clarins Double Serum was on there. Then over the weekend, I got an Aqua De Palma diffuser for 50 quid. Wow, they're more than that. A Jets swimming costume.

I love the Jets stuff. Haven't heard of that. Not for your frame, for mine. if you've got the fuller bust especially a fuller bust molly may uh post about the bikinis really good so i've got a jet swimming costume with that and a pair of victoria beckham jeans so there's a pair that i really really want and i'm pocket i'm at the black wide legged black high waist wide leg and i've got them i'm not i'm not paying but i've got them not in the jean in the trouser i want them in the jean and i'm not i'm not yeah 129 pounds i think they were 400 i yeah yeah i'm

I'm not, I fucking not. Get them off Net-A-Porter with our discount. Still. But if they're on Brand Alley. It's a black jean, you're going to wear it. I know, I know, I know. So yeah, Brand Alley, go Brand Alley. There's fucking shit loads on there.

There's Esholtz furniture, there's all kinds. Right. Skin Rocks Cleansing Balm. So Skin Rocks is Caroline Heron's brand. Is it good? Better than all of this. Is it really nice? The smell, the texture.

Is it like luxury smell? It's, you want it, I want to eat it. I messaged her and said, I want to eat it. Really? It's fucking gorgeous. You put it on, it melts your makeup off. It's yellow and your skin just feels, oh, it's like a hug in a tub and it smells good. A hug in a tub?

It's so nice. Guys, try it out. You will adore it. Lilux laundry set. I finally got around to using it. Melissa's wardrobe. Well done. So these are the vanilla laundry beads.

Are they good? nice i used the was it the leno the summer awakening james went mad at me why he was like our towels oh it smells in there i was like oh for fuck's sake you pussy so now you can buy the luxe things as singles you don't have to buy the whole big set right she can try them out that's that's ideal you want to try the fabric conditioner softener sheets which you can then open your pillows on your couch and you slip them into the pillowcase and gorgeous the mom cozy belly strap mom cozy i'm sure i've had something from them before it was fucking expensive it was like 60 off amazon but basically my tummy is big and it's low and i need support to like lift it it feels

like it's dragging a back corset in and there and it kind of picks it up for you oh nice i remember that relief of when you pick it up and just hold it for a bit it feels great so good m&s have brought out a dupe of the true fruits that you like i like them they're insane they're in tesco now sainsbury's they're quite hard to get hold of very hard they sell out all the time m&s never yeah m&s have got these true explains why m&s have not had them in for ages probably because they were doing their own cheeky buggers and and they've got blueberries they've got raspberries oh my god so good um the mustela baby skin freshness spray yes i have that i have repurchased that about 100 times so basically like for example this morning snowy is a sweaty little sleeper yes

she's a sweaty little chubby thing and she woke up she wakes up and her hair's like yeah and literally it's like a shower in a spray for your babies so i just spray it all over her hair wet it and then i brush it and put it in a bottle and then her hair will dry smells really nice not overpowering love the mustela baby yeah i do um peachy's nappies peachy's nappies peachy's nappies you can only get them from their website these are the best nappies in like the entire world and they last for something like six nappies full oh they're expensive but but if they're worth it lauren for tommy at night look at these nappies um i mean they have them on all the time so you want them to be nice and she has a pull-up for bed um like

it has to hold quite a bit a lot of urine because yeah drinking more um right this is a side topic i've not bought these things but i wanted to mention these two things that i've stumbled across oh one is called the v seal the what the v seal this sounds like a vagina seal yeah oh it is yeah so it's a plastic thing it's on instagram have a look and you literally it sticks over your vagina i'm thinking of you know those like things those plastic things that you use like seal bags yeah it's like to seal up your vagina to stop you being a very sticky very sticky so stick it over your puss because you know how we were talking about how you can get like bv thrush yeah ti's from wet knickknacks and swimwear this is for those ladies that get that so if you're on

your period and you don't want to wear tampons or what or whatever you put the vc alarm what was it And if you're prone to BV, UTIs, da-da-da-da-da, you put the V-seal on. So it's like you whack it on, it seals your vagina. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Listen, it's not what I bought this week. Like I said, it's just a side topic.

The second one. Oh. Something that if it works, guys, I don't know, you're going to have to get in touch with us. Clutch glue, okay? What the fuck have you been looking at? is this fanny glue that sticks your lips together

a body adhesive I know what you're going to say tit tape well tell us more because I think I've got something that I've seen as well

yeah that lifts your legs up no this is like so like double sided tape but glue to lift up your so it's a little glue

that you can keep in your dressing table because you know what it's like when you need tit tape you need it then you like you don't know where the tit tape is

or you know if you're wearing a split dress and you need a little oh it sticks to your body so that your fanny doesn't come out okay adhesive um and it's called clutch glue and it came up on my instagram and the reviews were really good and i thought i need to tell the girls how girls have used it right well i've seen great invention that i came up on mine it's obvious what i'm searching for and it's basic i don't know how i feel about it again i haven't bought it i'm just going to throw it out there it's a tape the hoists and it hoists areas up okay so my legs listen we're getting old mine at my knees the the lot of it's dropping so you can put it you double-sided

sticky you put at the top of your leg lift it up and it pulls up your legs so say you're wearing a pair of skirt like a skirt you won't get it because you're not a wrinkly fucker um or your stomach you're wearing a certain top because i've got lowest upper stomach um hang you get it stick it lift it up and it pulls it up and it's a sticker and apparently you don't want to go for the thigh lift you don't want to go for the whatever but you don't it reduces cellulite because it pulls up the skin you can lift your ass up i don't know how i feel i don't know how i feel about it because i'm not sure like i'm just like is it a bit far we're lifting our bodies up here and then when we get home we take them off and it like it's a one night stand yeah one night

stand you're gonna look like an egyptian mummy yeah but at the same time then you take your makeup off after one night stand and you're not who you said you were anyway so i'm a bit like i may get it and try it don't know how i feel about it but it looks really fucking good on instagram there's loads of reviews so yeah i agree i was the same i was like i don't know how i feel about it nice um right what have i bought i bought the treats slub set in black the new one which is slightly a bit more it's not in the new in section it's a little bit more ruched at the side a little bit so it's a bit more fitted the long sleeve black one i've got the grey one it's just a little bit record last week was that the one you wore right so it's just

a little it hasn't arrived yet but it's just a little bit more fitted not as baggy what size did you get well i got extra small yeah but it hasn't come yet it hasn't come yet and i also got their everyday grey pants um which are just like a because i like a baggy pant and they've got kids coming out soon and the kids style is very me yeah it's like oversized like the love color like i love it so i'm going to try the kids range i do love treats and i got the two pairs of joggers and some uniform from matalan matalan kids are great they're great for uniforms as well that i posted on patreon that's 20 quid and it looks like one of the baobab candles i love matalan i actually like the home stuff i think they're really really good i got a sisters and seekers

tracksuit um a gray one really nice with red on because i'm into red at the minute a really thick material but i would say size down a little bit because the pants were too big so i've sent them back but it's really nice i like sisters and seekers i love some of their stuff um i got which i actually posted on instagram at irma's belt dupe yes so one of the girls put it into patreon and i looked i was like oh so i ordered it in tan black and white i'll put the link wherever because i've got the real well they were about eight no no they weren't piss me off were they nine i don't know but they're like a dupe i don't know if they're meant to be an exact copy but they look similar and everyone went wild for those so i have got

them in three colors when i get them i'll actually show you but apparently they're really good i reordered some mom glow-in-the-dark dummies if you don't have glow-in-the-dark dummies at night then you're just so stupid because at night when you're ferreting around and the baby's crying and they're in the car and you can't find that fucking dummy there it is glowing on the side glowing and i didn't have them with thea and i didn't know it was a thing and it's changed my life because i can always find the dummy so i'm always reordering on amazon i got and i was meant to write down the name of the brand and forgot but you'll probably know it's a kids magnesium it's a big brand at the minute can you look for me mighty bit yes or something like that mighty kids

mighty kids yeah and i got their magnesium just in the you know um i hope it might make him sleep but it doesn't but it's meant to be really good for kids that do sleep okay um i got a new magnetic phone suction thing off amazon so it sticks to mirrors or windows but it's not like you don't have to rip it off you just twist in it nice so you just turn it on or off and it suctions on and off um and it's a magnetic one so it just bang magnetize your thingies onto your phone no sticky bits. So really, really good. I got that from Amazon. I really like it. I got, I don't know if you saw yesterday, you will have hated them. I got some new, New Balance. So my favorite shape of New Balance at the minute is 204L, I think. And they're like the Miu Miu style ones. So I've

got them in the tan brown that everyone loves and I've got them in cream, but they do so many different colors and the shape of them is just, it looks like the Miu Miu ones. So I got them in like a blue which i did a vote on my insta and people said send them back so i did but if you go on asos they have got them in about not yet they've got them in 10 different colors yeah so if you go on asos 204l i think they're called they've got so many different colors and i just think the shape of the shoe i really like it and they have different colored laces and i just really like cute so i got those as well um i was just about to say something about oh my god i did a clothes a clear out of my under because under my bed it's an ottoman so i have all my trainers and

shoes in a line i had 25 pairs of trainers that's wild lauren that's worse than me eight pairs of loafers seven pairs of sandals the girls were helping me because they love organizing so they were getting them all out putting them in pairs for me great i went downstairs left them to it um and i was like wow that's a lot of trainers what are you doing with them vinted no i was just tidying them up and i got a million messages like what's your vinted what's your vinted what's we get asked a lot on social i was like guys my vintage is ashley stewbart i don't know what mine is but i was like guys i'm not selling them i'm just clearing them out i haven't got rid of any of them that vintage thing no we need to talk about that because i think that was well out of

order so basically yeah right i was selling something on vintage it was like 400 quid and this girl but oh the hack the hack right we've got let's put this story onto the bonus just in case because it's a bit oh okay yeah that's how's the hack though right the hack so there's a hack go on chat gpt put in whatever product you are selling right and say can you write me a vinted listing for this item and it does it and it does it for you but all i ever put is warm ones size i don't put anything else because they can see what it fucking is do you know what i mean but people do put a vinted description so another thing i got we've spoken about better bits because they do the probiotic for the downstairs yeah that's just reminded me

somebody asked mentioned it to me the other day when i was out again yes and said it was great um so within their range i had a little nosy through the website i thought what's the bit of me i perused so i'll show you i got the metabolic plus so this has got berberine in it i've shouted about berberine off the rooftops they're calling it nature's one yeah it's like a weight loss type one um but basically the good thing about this is so it supports metabolism function now you can take these things that are meant to speed up your metabolism make you all energy and crazy they're not good for you with this it just supports your metabolism so it does what it's meant to do but at the same time it's got probiotic in it because a lot of weight loss and that type of

thing it's in your gut so it basically supports your gut metabolism connection you don't understand how important that is for you to have a really healthy well-working metabolism and it helps to cancel out food noise as well so i know a lot of people go on the the manjaro the azempic because of the food noise but if you want to try something that isn't quite there yet and you just want to quiet and down that food noise this is absolutely brilliant so i have tried it i'm enjoying it right so it's not just the berberine aspect it's also got the prebiotics in it yes it's got that as well so basically it's all about your gut and looking after your gut and your microbiome if you don't know what that is you really need to look into it because when people are struggling with

with weight and kind of maintaining weight or losing what a lot of the time they forget about is your gut microbiome so you need to make sure that everything's working as it should be so this isn't one of those tablets that then like makes you feel like energy like sustains it through the day improves your metabolism quietens down your food noise i think that's the main one to be honest so yeah girls if you're looking for something you don't want to go as far as that worth giving it a try i think our code should work still right from the last one nip tuck our code is nipped up our code is nipped up yeah they've got loads of different vitamins on there as well and they're actually they work but yeah the nunny ones we've had some really good feedback yeah someone stopped

me in the street about the nunny one so if you have problems down there that's another one but i just thought i'm gonna i'm gonna peruse my way through all of their vitamins and try them out yeah and berberine is like such a hot ingredient at the minute so better vids go check it out so lucas has just printed our scripts off and we have on here a crazy way that someone has caught their partner cheating now we all remember the whoop was it the whoop or the watch the fitbit the apple watch the apple watch yeah it was a guy was not very active gentleman and at 3 a.m he did like some calories like really like seven minutes of intense calories but he told his girlfriend he was asleep so that's weird so weird so this is another similar experience over to

lauren so the renfro scales that everyone seems to love we've all raved about love them they actually record at what time because you can use it to record like your way the lady got a notification the lady got a notification on a phone that somebody had weighed themselves at 3 a.m sounds like a post dash clear out post sets clear out and then while you're there while you're there she's thought oh scales i wonder how i'm doing now it records i would have like oh get rid of that oh scales it records your weight and let's just say it was nowhere near the same weight as this lady was so she discovered that her husband had been cheating that way and then don't forget the girl on the alexa who heard the woman's voice requesting alexa songs and asking

what time it was to the alexa and it was all recorded at bits we these ways that they catch the cheat now get in touch if you have got another crazy way that you have caught someone cheating yes please do because we just love it and it's great to give you all advice because then you can check all these things you don't just think something's off there are ways we don't condone putting tracking devices or listening in cars but people do right guys thank you so much we're gonna have to move a couple of things over to the bonus that we really wanted to talk about one of them is ashley's vintage story this girl wow let's i think it is better on the bonus anyway to be honest she'll send a formal complaint yeah so i think we need to just double check that we have

got a load of slutty sues and dilemmas as well so we're gonna move them over to the bonus you can listen to it on patreon and watch it on patreon if you're on there or you can listen to it on apple subs but yeah if you want to hear that episode it's going to be a good one and we will see you there get in touch guys head over to at nip tuck pod on instagram guys please tag us when you are listening we need you all we need you to subscribe to our youtube join the chat on patreon you get so many extra benefits on patreon don't forget you're going to get early access to the i launch you also get early access to the podcast so you get the podcast at 5 p.m on a tuesday instead of a wednesday you also get full ad free videos you also get the bonus which is on video

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