Nip Tuck - A new major ick!

Episode Date: March 27, 2024

This week Lauren tells us about a new ick, we become major begs when we talk about our Apple reviews and we give you the best tips on giving your make-up bag a well deserved spring clean.If you would ...like to be part of our Patreon and get bonus episodes, be part of our group chat and have a chance to win giveaways then sign up here....https://patreon.com/niptuckpodGet in touch with us @niptuckpod or you can email hello@niptuckpod.comMusic courtesy of BMG Production Music Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 hi guys hello hello and welcome to your favorite ever podcast nip talk there is only one nip talk there is nip talk that's not for today but we'll get we'll bring the receipt soon yeah nip talk not giving a fuck really not giving a fuck welcome guys you're welcome we're back it's another wednesday it is and our gorgeous voices are in your ears what have you been up to i am you were an irish bar i went for outs at saint patrick's day what's it called hungry pub mucky pop mucky pig no that's you um yeah i went there it was fun did you have a good time did you drink i had a few but i do you know what going out it's just not for me i left everyone did you i think at about uh four o'clock me and katie were like back door don't finish i went to
Starting point is 00:01:06 hers for a wine after because the kids were playing in the garden because she's got a big fuck off garden yeah um so yeah the kids were playing there and then i just went home i can't ed's been away for eight nights it's a long time isn't it a really long time so i've had the kids not by myself i won't claim that what is your child care what does my child care look when that question came up i thought they meant what what does your nanny look like can i just caveat this with something really funny when we both go ask me anything oh not that like ask me anything we're so open stop asking me questions um yeah so basically i did a q a and someone put um what does your child care look like and i got really offended by it but then it's like then i posted
Starting point is 00:01:54 like what does your bum look like back to the girl must have been in such a mood when yeah and then um loads of people messaged me like i don't get why you're offended by that question and i do you know what i responded to them would a man ask a man that very true and they replied back saying fair yeah so we need as women need to stop asking like i i fully get it but at the same time and it's obvious what my child care looks like and i'm in nursery extensive yeah um and then i did another one someone said who did your bbl i said it's not a bbl it's implants and some silly little hater has sent it to their friend the picture of me saying i'd had bum implants and her friend who doesn't followed me replied back and went jesus or she sent it to a friend saying jesus we don't
Starting point is 00:02:43 know who said we don't know but yeah you're a hater it wasn't meant to go and then she went it looks amazing and i just put an upside down face like what is wrong with people i remember when i got a one of my boyfriends and someone replied to me saying oh my god she's got another boyfriend already and i was like and i just replied like don't think that meant no no no this the the best i enjoy it when the best one that i had was someone sending my profile to her friend and she went this is the girl with the big forehead oh my god yeah i was telling you about do you know what celebrity it was like a backhanded cover it was like this is the girl with the really big forehead but she's actually pretty yeah i think she's trying to make herself friend feel
Starting point is 00:03:21 better about her big forehead um also you two have been gassing about this morning i need to catch up because i feel like sometimes i live in like a shoe box i live in a shoe i don't really follow all the stuff so much so J-Lo, you've been talking about it this morning what have you watched? J-Lo has got this docu-series what do you call it? Not a docu-series
Starting point is 00:03:47 it's documentary so she the documentary is about her making it's not a music video if you've watched it that'll make sense, so she's making a film
Starting point is 00:04:02 okay and it's what people do when they've got so much money they don't know this is the whole point right so she's making a film because did you know that ben affleck's a really famous producer no like more than an actor you two were saying you fancied him a bit i absolutely don't know you will if you watch it i didn't like what he had on at the end of the don't care to me if someone's got the swag if they can just own it oh listen anyway long story short it must have cost mazillions brazilians of pounds basically 20 million i think 20 million pounds to make this is ben affleck with jlo yeah they're married they got back together i didn't know that yeah what i don't follow shit i did all my life did random couple random because they were together
Starting point is 00:04:47 yeah i remember that are they married have they got kids no kids okay she's got twins with she's not with the spanish guy no fucking hell so anyway back to the thing basically they um are making this film whatever the fuck it is sorry jayla you're not listening probably um and she's like getting so into it isn't she christina and she's like and then we're gonna have a mechanical heart beating and it's gonna push rose petals out and then i'm gonna be dancing in the mud and the mud needs to be the right texture for me to dance properly in the mud no and then it's this is a film yes it's not a music video it's a film okay so it's a music video and basically it's a long music video that costs 20 million quid and then um she like rings all these
Starting point is 00:05:40 famous people to be in it and loads of them say no no they don't does she film does it show them say no yeah and they're like sat in the room and her agent's like we can't britney she's in disneyland uh i mean we called this so anyway so she's fucking like scrambling around trying to get all of her famous friends in we should have rang us i would have done it um you imagine me dancing in the mud you were too busy at rochester i was i was but one bit basically guys watch it and jlo i don't think i think she has had that much smoke a brass that it has it's gone too far a little bit it was the bit for me christina when the man was running after her in her car with the mud and he was oh yeah we need to pick the mud and this
Starting point is 00:06:29 poor little person was running around with boxes of mud mud one two or three manager yeah and she was driving off in the car like i'm done now and yeah and i felt really sorry for ben did you right so let me just explain what it is so so so about 20 years ago she did an album called this is me now this is me now no this is me or i can't remember yeah and then it was a basically that album was about ben and she was with ben at the time and blah blah anyway then they split up and then 20 years later they get back together and she just recreates she recreates the album called this is me now now and then she's done she's made a film about this album and it's about her it's based on her it's not about her but it's based on her and it's about her her life and
Starting point is 00:07:29 to me like somebody who is bored yes well so basically they did want to get it commissioned and then they had someone commissioned to do it and they pulled out so then she had to put her money to it and it and so it's both of them are on amazon i watched it because ashley was like watch it so i put it on and i accidentally put the wrong one on i put that on it and it was like it was like this mad thing and then like fat joe is a therapist in it and it was just like i was like what is it really bad beard but anyway she makes out that she's going to be like revealing all these secrets about her and it's not i want to know how did her and ben get back together who made the first move
Starting point is 00:08:04 who texts who first I want to know everything it's about the mud go and watch it guys anyway Real Housewives of Beverly Hills no no I do like Real Housewives I will watch Real Housewives
Starting point is 00:08:13 The Reunion have you watched it I've not got that far yet I don't know where I'm up to have you watched it Christina I only get to watch it between football and fucking MMA
Starting point is 00:08:22 that's on my telly all the time but does James enjoy watching it with you says he doesn't but he does it's fantastic I like it
Starting point is 00:08:27 Kyle gets asked about Morgan and what does she say just watch it no come on she just doesn't say it much she just are they or aren't they i think she's taking a dive and basically it sounds like um mauricio mauricio mo he's fit and he's so fit he's the iconic dilf um absolutely everyone fancies mo everyone i think mo is everyone's type um mo mo my friend mo so i like pk p there's something about him he's a bit of a bullshitter though
Starting point is 00:09:01 yeah there's something about him that i find quite attractive okay so what i was saying is mo cheated okay oh did he well what before there was that the catalyst so then it played back all those bits do you remember when over the years when they went on that holiday and she put the okay magazine on the lounger do you remember and brandy got blamed for it so everybody knew yeah and and then so everyone was right when they used to make the digs yeah and then i think he had some kind of affair with his dancing on ice person really she didn't want him to go on the show she said and yes they're fully split oh and then kathy hilton makes an appearance again oh what did she say she comes in drops a bomb and yeah yeah she's crackers she's nuts fat shit i wonder what
Starting point is 00:09:52 happened with lisa rinner i love her i'll always love lisa yeah she got cancelled off it didn't shay that's a shame because i really like i miss lisa i think she's beautiful it'll be interesting to see who's on next season um right you've written down here for us to discuss some nits sometimes guys like in we've said this before but during the week like if something happens we'll pop it on a note won't we to discuss who's got nits if it's you you should have told me someone in saskia's class has got nits oh i'm in the mum's group chat oh they've let you in well i asked to be in and who let you in one of the main mums yeah is there like a hierarchy of main mums i think so i don't i don't mix well you're not no you're not main mum um so the mum's
Starting point is 00:10:32 great chat was going off about these knits yeah um so i've had treatment in the hair because i'm not knits terrify me same and when you've got a weave like mine talks about knits i itch my head do you my concern is if i were to get knits yeah you have to have your extensions they would breed in my weave yeah like they would make like a house house in my weave yeah they'd have like yeah and they would like stick into my bonds and they'd use my bond as like a swing to jump into the house so she um she's had all this treatment in her hair and she goes like mommy this stinks has she actually had nits or have you just treated her just been treating but i'm on high alert for nits and then she gave me conjunctivitis really kind yeah conjunctivitis is another bastard another
Starting point is 00:11:16 bastard yeah do you know nits though i'm frightened of fear has got so much hair so much has she ever had them sasuke's never had not yet not yet um and i'm frightened to death because they do it really it actually freaks me out it makes me feel away and the crawling yeah yeah yeah and we are always head to head me and that kid yeah it freaks me out a little bit yeah so i said to my cleaner today i was like all of the beds everything yeah what about um we speak we've spoken about this before has sasuke had worms yet she's not no but she will at some point because she touches animals and then doesn't wash her hands yeah she will get them at some point they has not had them yet she said the other day she had an itchy bum and i thought oh no but supposedly you meant to flash
Starting point is 00:11:56 your phone torch on their bum and then the worms i've told you this before i've seen the worms in my butt when i was younger i've told you this i have had worms when i have seen them i squatted over a mirror i i'm sorry it's yeah well it happened i opened my cheeks i gave a slight push almost like you're gonna do a poo but obviously i've been pooed on the on the mirror just do you know what i mean to open the sphincter i did like a do you know what i mean sat down squatting over the mirror did like a do you know what they do in prison see if you just open up yeah and i saw yeah and i saw them so you've said this before on a previous episode about oh yeah everyone gets worms i've never known anyone to get worms have you never know they're right
Starting point is 00:12:45 worms are rife we've all got some kind of parasite and they literally right you shine a lot and they literally honestly it's really you can see the tails the tiny absolutely tight almost like a grain of rice but you can see them flicking flicking the tails and they come out at night so probably 10 come out at night so at night the mums come out to lay the eggs on your anus what so do they crawl or they just live in your ass they crawl around they live in your ass but they pop out for like to lay the eggs so they're like a grain of rice that's the size but you can see them wiggly wiggly wiggly and they itch like fuck and you i remember being about 10 lying in bed because they come out at night and if you just stop for a minute just concentrate you can feel
Starting point is 00:13:31 the wiggling it's not just like itching it is wiggle wiggle wiggle um what did you do my mum went and got the the tablets just change all the towels but i kept getting them i couldn't get rid of the fuckers probably because i don't wash my hands i couldn't get rid of them and then my mum was like i'm gonna get them now but the funny thing is adults don't have symptoms so i could still have them right now last time i looked at my arsehole i didn't but um adults don't get symptoms i've got an itchy problem would you rather have knits or worms i'd rather have worms and not take my extensions out in all honesty like worms are in my knickers knits or not do they make you thin as well no that's tapeworm that lives in your stomach and it eats all your
Starting point is 00:14:10 food i've never had that anyway so um any funny tiktoks moving on okay i've got a very serious ick men watching football no not just watching football there's my main problems of this number one when they say we we we won we won no no no you didn't win yeah you didn't you are at home watching telly we we won we're going up the league you're not going anywhere you're on minimum wage you're not going anywhere like you're not getting we aren't going anywhere and then the other thing is this so they watch it and they go oh you should have kicked it to the left you can hear it that the whole house shakes you should have kicked it and it's like give advice oh you should have used your left leg and i literally when james does this
Starting point is 00:15:01 i go do you know what you should do and they're like yeah do you know what you should do you should go down tomorrow and see if you can be part of the team yeah you should manage because clearly you know much the manager should have he should have replaced him with him why are you not a football manager have you thought about this career at what point you actually are right you seem to know better than the football manager so i suggest you go and manage that team because you know a lot more like you are sat at home you are not a footballer and you are saying should i pass it to the left like we don't shout at the telly when we're watching real housewives reunion i just don't we're passionate about that i don't get it it's the fact that they think they know and could
Starting point is 00:15:42 play a better match of football than the professional football you need to go on that pitch because you clearly know what you're doing more than david beckham does yeah it's an it beckham doesn't even play football i remember once ed took me to united and i was like where's ronaldo and beckham and he was like they're not here i was like oh fuck i want to go home they're the only ones that i know but yeah i feel like there's everyone just thinks that they know how to play football you are watching it at home you didn't go up in the premier league you are still sat on your own it's an ick it's an ick it's an ick um right so we need to talk about this post that i did yeah because you both loved it yeah so you put something on instagram um the other day
Starting point is 00:16:23 it was like a i don't know you can read it out and it really resigned resounded resonated with me um and i felt like it would with a lot of our listeners as well so i'll read it out basically what the quote it says is that this lady can't stop thinking about the fact that she's 35 the average woman on earth lives to be about 72 that means i have another lifetime ahead of me full lifetime yeah that's us though isn't it because we're and i think we're on that age around one of the things it made me think about is not to ever live in the past like if you think from the moment you were born to now you've got that all over again you've got a whole nother chance and a whole new life don't think oh i'm turning 30 oh you've got a full lifetime so what
Starting point is 00:17:09 i would do with that and also in that first lifetime you were a child you were learning you were making mistakes you didn't have your own money you didn't have your own money whereas now you're in a position you've learned you've made mistakes you now have got another full chance at life knowing what you know also i just think that for me i looked at that and i thought you know i've got like friends who are in unhappy situations whether it's their job their relationship we've got another a full another life yeah so just make the change make the change absolutely you've got a full life to go take the lessons you've learned yeah never look back and regret any of the past don't keep looking back at it you've got a full another life now yeah so instead
Starting point is 00:17:50 of bumbling on yeah listen to the mistakes you've made look at what you're not happy with make the changes now like don't look at 30s as oh i'm 30s i'm past it no you've got a full another life like if you want to ruin it carry on in the job that you hate carry on with the boyfriend that doesn't treat you right yeah or make a change and put everything you've learned into practice for this next part of your life like look at it as a how exciting is that you've got another life to go stunning and part of that first life you were pooing in a nappy at the end of the next life you might be um right guys i've got a little favor to ask you if you can can you go on wherever you're
Starting point is 00:18:30 listening to your podcast now and give us obviously a five-star review just give us some kind feedback over there we would absolutely love that because it really helps us and it really helps the pod we see them all and honestly guys thank you so so much share wherever you're listening because spreads the word of the pod and yeah you are part of the nip tuck gang love you lauren lauren's just sat back down have you read the reviews recently not recently right i'm just looking at i appreciate everyone that does it but no not there is definitely some haters out there because have you seen how many people have given us one star what yeah how can you tell how many have given one star look there just because they clearly don't like it there's only like
Starting point is 00:19:20 no but the written the written reviews are really good though the written reviews are good it says please do more hacks and dupes actually we've got a good bargain bouquet for you today oh oh sorry can i talk about yeah i've just seen the bad one yeah right okay so i noticed this right okay a couple of i noticed this a couple of weeks ago because i'm uh i i read the reviews um and it's about me so i'm gonna read it out it's from someone called louisa hi louisa hi like the podcast but miss lucas not sure about this new random woman on there who keeps chiming in right so i read it and i was like oh my gosh right and then i sent it to you lot we were laughing and then i i got my boyfriend to read it and his face when he read it he went oh
Starting point is 00:20:13 oh was he really no no it's okay christina i've just come across this oh there's a nice one yeah they spelt my i thought it was you but they spelt my name wrong so i've got one here one star used to love this pod but ashley's cackling and screaming ruins it when's lauren gonna get ashley has really ruined this podcast by constantly getting innocent retail workers into trouble i'm publicly complaining about them on the podcast sorry at the beginning and everyone used to say that i just spoke over you for the whole time i used to get loads of bad ones can i can i just talk about me this is this is random woman chiming in right no do you know what upset me the most about this not upset i wouldn't say upset pissed me off yeah triggered woman triggered woman makes
Starting point is 00:21:10 me sound old and i was like fuck off like and you know what i'm gonna say it i'm gonna say it oh do you think it's because i'm a woman that people are pissed off that lucas isn't there anymore i'm gonna say it be more pissed off with me yeah maybe we've had a lot of messages about lucas and guys there's it's we just changed company yeah there's no shit like we love him we still speak to him we're still friends it was all genuine there's honestly absolutely no but unfortunately he's not coming back so you're stuck now like christina no basically and me i am part of the podcast as well maybe i should do my own maybe you should go maybe me and lucas should i think it's lauren in the comments
Starting point is 00:21:55 no there's no shade we move production companies which podcasts do we're getting bigger we wanted a bit of a change um unfortunately lucas worked for them and that's that but guys give christina a chance she's actually sound as however lucas if you're interested shut up you could come over to mine and lucas's podcast the two elves which we will be starting soon well good luck bliss bliss and lucas no christina's really sound she's very normal like very much like us but like yeah whatever and she's going anywhere and another thing i'm all right too is also nice um and if you don't fucking like it turn it off mate like yeah good comments only please yeah and also the patreon um everyone loves you on that fuck off the patreon stuff
Starting point is 00:22:55 like yeah of course we're plugging patreon we've got fucking bills to pay but you know what it's actually sound as fuck as well that sounds amazing um no guys we're taking the piss obviously um do you know what i think i've got a concern now that everyone's gonna start writing what bad one's in about me to even it out i've not got a thicker skin don't do that because i'm quick i will quit i will quit i'll just like i can't do this anymore i'm out when we first started recording videos actually I'm proud of myself because when we first started oh the comments on tiktok and I'm um I'm not that thick-skinned I am with some things but like image related things I'm actually not that thick-skinned I think you are not no sensitive soul and I don't like because I'm so critical of
Starting point is 00:23:37 my own image at first I found it I was really I remember being in Ibiza it was one of my first tiktoks and you dick messaged me and said whatever you do don't read the tiktok comments while you're on holiday so i was pissed reading the tiktok that girl's lips are ridiculous oh she's ugly i was like oh my god and i really like on little britain it really upset me um and then but now i've really got a thick skin now i'm fine with it now but i did struggle at first so we get all the time do you know what though look we joke and but it is hot it is it is me it's not nice would you ever comment never never i'm sorry to talk about katie price again but reading her comments it's just so christina is katie price's producer as well and she's um got access to her
Starting point is 00:24:32 instagram and she was telling us like some of the show instagram the show instagram you said they're really bad it's horrible like i it genuinely affects me like and because i know her and she's so lovely and i'm like this is really unfair like really unfair and like you guys get good you you don't get anything bad you didn't get anything bad but yeah like you know we joke about these apple reviews but yeah you know it's but the thing is i just think like if you're that unhappy at 10 a.m on a tuesday to leave a one-star review and write something mean or like go out of your way to write something yeah like we've had dms before saying girls blah blah and i'm always like love that you're part of our team if there's something that we absolutely i'm here for it but
Starting point is 00:25:19 just nastiness yeah it's just completely unnecessary and then i wonder how many percentage of our listeners are secret haters oh yeah that's fine it means the numbers are the numbers hey hey there as my first experience of a troll with that comment i won't keep going on about it i won't so we've got pages of websites about us yeah but you know what it does make you feel for that do what it does make you feel really insignificant we had it like it just makes you like a random woman and it's like woman i'm i'm a producer i've got a heart and soul we had a bit of a mental breakdown in covid didn't we yeah i found that time when when that website with all the awful stuff which i believe probably still goes on um i i really struggled with that actually i found that
Starting point is 00:26:02 incredibly difficult um and it made me but now i just now now i think listen if it wasn't for you I wouldn't have my dream job yeah yeah so literally those people yeah look at this now if you're a hater listening you doing that you're nasty look at what you've given us yeah yeah look at our dream job we need to talk about that at some point because I have no idea you keep mentioning about that but maybe not now not now but I think another episode yeah we should definitely talk about that um yeah and now I genuinely don't care so is anyone who negatively it's you're unhappy you're not happy I just delete them I don't even read and comment I to be honest I'll i mine or i don't get like massive massive abuse um but it does it does bother you it does bother
Starting point is 00:26:45 you um i remember when i got with james i know people were like oh boyfriend number 564 and i get it it's funny i agree hopefully this isn't this is the last one but like i get it it might not be there and that's fine too and that's fine because it's up to me anyway i'm getting married so i just think if you're going about your day and you're not hurting anyone else then honestly yeah absolutely anyway we've really gone on let's talk about something with some actual substance let's do bargain bucket then let's do bargain bucket that's got some bargain right so i was thinking gloria about you know how we do a spring clean let's do a spring makeup bag queen okay so it's all about getting your shit sorted no clutter in that makeup bag
Starting point is 00:27:39 everything clean wiping it down mine i looked at mine today and i thought oh no no no no it looked like the bottom drawer in someone's kitchen if your makeup isn't clean and like fresh and your brushes you're just spreading germs all over your face then and your makeup's not gonna sit as well because you've got so much old products on exactly um so what i like to do is um i probably do it like every two months i put a towel down yeah in my dressing room and i get all my makeup out tip it out of the makeup bags then i clean the makeup bags yeah my personal preference is a clear makeup bag i've got one from amazon yeah and then you just order a new one yeah yeah i like two layers on it yeah mine's got a top and a bottom i have my brush i have like certain parts
Starting point is 00:28:28 in one and the foundation just to just so it's not difficult to find everything i've got the louis vuitton vanity case of course you have um and the good thing about that is you know when you're getting ready to go out on all your shits ever i worst thing ever is getting home to a messy house i just throw it in that and then close the lid yeah that is very bougie of me i know um that i'm so relatable um that's why nobody likes you i've got one that's five pounds from amazon because i'm salt of the earth but i actually do have the clear amazon one as well no on my list is a louboutin one yeah it's on my no it's a very it's a good present i just i don't spend that much money on other stuff so if i want to do a little splurge and it's got a bit for your jewelry at
Starting point is 00:29:07 the top oh you've really made it absolutely affordable now so i put the towel down i tip it all out clean the makeup bags and then i get you know that death hole spray that kills all the germs yeah i spray that over everything then i get a pack of death hole wipes a bowl of warm soapy water that i put baby shampoo in kitchen roll and that alcohol rubbing alcohol i just put mine in the bath no i'm gonna tell you how to do it properly so i used to make fear do it when she was in the bath i'd pass her the brushes and make i'd kill two birds with one i'm not joking i get her to squeeze the shower gel or whatever onto her hand i pass her the brushes and she goes like this with them in the bath probably pisses in the bath as well
Starting point is 00:29:55 and then passes them back to me with the worms puts them up the bottom i wipe it and then that's it that's how i do it so i've now three children i can start a chain yeah when they start a chain and then they pass it to the other one who cleans it um so teddy can hair dry the brush yeah honestly um so basically yeah rubbing alcohol off amazon it comes in a massive thing and um what you do is you literally pour it onto your brushes then you clean the brush on the kitchen paper and they dry instantly so you don't have to rinse no it's called rubbing alcohol then i get my beauty blenders all my beauty blenders and my poofs and i put them in the washing machine yeah in a pillow or something um a bag i bet you've got in lieu of a ton bag i put it in my broken i throw it in
Starting point is 00:30:48 so yeah and then basically it takes a very long time i wipe over all of the outside of the makeup all the mirrors all that jazz but did you know we should actually be throwing shit away lauren and i wrote this down for you because i know what a filthy animal you are okay like one mascara yeah guess how long i don't know three months oh no no no mine's been there for longer than three months mine only lasts about three months i only put it on my bottom lashes um right okay eyeliner three months six months pencil liners can last a year okay foundation a year six to twelve yeah i reckon i do that but it says here and this has happened to me throw it away if it starts to separate or sooner if you've got acne prone skin lip gloss oh forever a year no i'm not
Starting point is 00:31:46 changing my lip gloss every year concealer a year nail varnish two years i've got one thing of nail varnish for my toes and i've had that for years exactly um powders two years yeah eyeshadows two years oh i'm never changing my eyeshadow two bloody years well i've got fucking conjunctivitis oh i've been using your makeup as well today um so yeah basically you should be throwing shit away um but sometimes you've got the golden ones that you can't throw away because they've been discontinued this is what i was gonna say so the stuff that i have held on to right i have got a mac lip gloss and it's called mac plush glass in the ample pink and mac now no longer make the plush why do they do that and that lip gloss was like glue like you put it on your lips massive
Starting point is 00:32:34 gorgeous stunning and the color was the perfect for my hair and skin blonde pink nude right and the when i found out it was being discontinued i bought all of them so every time um i was going into mac i'd be like oh walking past do you have do you have and my mum even went to america and bought me a few back and i had one left in the box and i said i am saving this for my wedding day yeah and i did wonderful and that was probably 10 years old yeah well you've got to i am love and it's really hard to get hold of the becca under eye brightening i've got a whole drawer of them because we heard it was getting discontinued and then it didn't so i tried the nars one non-comparable non-comparable it's stuck in all my creases it's called becca under eye
Starting point is 00:33:24 brightener fantastic it's so creamy yeah i tried the nars one if anyone's thinking of trying the under eye it's a new one no it's stuck in all my creases beauty pie bought one out that's really good oh really yeah it's it's fantastic that product love it um yeah no i love becca i love loads of becca stuff i love the packaging i love the idea of it i loved so much they've got rid of the counters now though which was really annoying and juicy tubes didn't i don't like a gloss i hate sticky gloss they're back now well they can go back again i know what you probably miss your dream matt moose that stuff was so drying that was so dry and you remember that max factor one that oh two different squirts and it was like moot like a moose as well wasn't it remember on some
Starting point is 00:34:08 of the pictures that you've posted on patreon of you when you were like what 16 snob lip there's one called saint germain yeah saint germain and snob wow they were the pinkest like they're still and the brightest pink cheeks oh i used to love all that i've got a mac um guys i don't know if they still do it it's a mineralized blush and it's called fucking what i told you about it the pinky one but it's not pink it's coral a small bastard i can't remember the name i'll try and remember it and post it because it is the perfect cheek color and it's lovely but i've got more cream now with everything that i use as the age is creeping on and i had photo fabulous again the other day so my skin is dry it's fantastic yeah absolutely brilliant um i am going to get a new
Starting point is 00:34:50 makeup bag you've kind of pushed me now to do that absolutely but i mean makeup wise you only really need like your staple items in there so if i said right lauren grab a bag now we're going to london for the night what would you throw in your little makeup bag eyebrows i use browsing the discontinued one by benefit and there's a thing they now have a big palette it's a double palette you can't get it you have to get it off ebay um that and how much are they on ebay i can't remember a lot more yeah um but it lasts years i've had that for fucking years um i would take a foundation probably

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