Nip Tuck - Advent Calendars in August

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

We haven't had a big catch up in a while - we talk about the live show, Lauren's wedding and we review something too soon - Advent Calendars!Thank you again to our live show sponsors - Spectrum One Hair Extensions and Doll Beauty! AD If you want to listen to our bonus episode this Friday - then subscribe to our Patreon or Apple Subscription.Patreon.com/niptuckpodMusic courtesy of BMG Production Music Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

guys hi and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck a rooney fucking fucking fuck this is the podcast where we celebrate being positive i am not positive right now right we're gonna bring the energy we are going to bring the energy we are going to bring the vibes we are recording from home it is a friday afternoon baby and we're both not in the best mood ever we've had a week from hell let's just say yes but it's friday lauren and we're here we're ready to up the ante you've got us in your ears you are one sexy capable bitch i thought you were gonna say sexy kitten then well or you're a sexy kitten you're a sexy capable bitch or you're a demure kitten either way you're getting the job done can get whatever your heart desires you are a positive aspirational

woman also and you are going to bring the vibes you can start the day afresh whenever right you're talking absolutely pure shit because the pair of us today have brought no positive vibes we have been grumpy kittens haven't we stressed grumpy kittens but that's real life that's real life we're recording from home i've got my pajamas on i've got hair masking obviously like who gets about the house not in their pajamas without a hair masking i don't know anyone that does that do you i mean my hair's clearly quite fresh right now but it hasn't been for four days i've had a mask for four days i've also got steroid strips on my nose because i was head butted by a two-year-old boy in the night did he just headbutt you in then oh my god did you want

to cry because i think when the kids hurt you and when i cry i did it yeah it like upsets you and offends your fear when i dropped her off at school club yesterday day before i went to give a kiss and like she jumped up and headbutted me in the mouth and i was so and they don't mean it so you can't shout at them and i also couldn't shout out because the lady that runs the club was there so obviously i didn't want to like a bad mom so i was just like finally my whole lip was swollen up and i was looking at like yeah yeah you know do you think he knows it's gonna be okay i mean i hope so what what's the stereo strips doing just keeping it in place in case it moves i googled it yeah basically i googled it and it said to put witch hazel ice um

then steroid strips really really tight on it to keep the swelling down because i've got a wedding tomorrow as well luckily i'm getting my makeup done in the morning so amelia hunt is doing it nice nice she's really really good i don't think you've had her before i've not had her no she's brilliant house yes so i've got two options of dress i need to ask that both the options now one is both of them are black because it's a black tie wedding which i kind of love don't you like that i think it i think if you see the pictures will look nice yeah and i think if someone says you're obviously a color that's hard work maybe not but if someone says like you're wearing black i just feel like it makes the choice the choosing side of it so much easier

oh gorgeous isn't that stunning so i've got this dress have you got it and tried it on yeah and it actually looks nice but ed said it's disgusting well ed doesn't know it's made out of basically explain it lauren while i find a picture i don't know if i'm gonna do this very well it's it's a bandeau top like strapless and then it goes to the waist and then it's like a flamenco bottom that is it fur it sounds disgusting yeah and there's a thigh split and then there's sort of a flamenco fluffy skirt what is it is it fluff no it's like ruffles or i've got a michael costello one off revolve let's see well i got it for such a bargain it was meant to be 700 quid and i got it brand new with tags on are tinted for 110 stop that that is really cheap that one i can't see it

because it's not on so i feel like it's got a big split up here as well oh so both of them are splitty well whichever one i don't wear i'm gonna wear for your wedding okay well either one's fine by me so it's like are they approved by you well approved steph messaged me the other day and was like one of our friends was like can i wear black i was like yeah like apparently you're so not a bridezilla i said wear white if you want i don't give a fuck at this point wear whatever you want come in your fucking bikini those aquazora tequila shoes have you seen them i have not i'm scared though tequila it sounds like there's like a shot as the heel or something like what so basically they're like so delicate little sandals with jewels on um my big fat legs and

big fat feet a thousand pounds they're gorgeous but i feel like i feel like ego would probably do a version of me and ed had this conversation we were like do you know what like it's gonna die death materialism and i think very very very soon totally agree so you know call me fucking nuts for having a handbag worth six figures but one day i could wake up and it'd be worth not even a penny it's mad so who's this like do you know what i mean and day to day like i'm stupid for having all this stuff because all i wear is my crazy yoga hammers and leggings i've had them on for three days for three days my uh tasman's and some kind of hoodie yeah i get you i agree i really like sporty and rich actually i think i'm gonna get sporty i'm thinking of getting some more bits

for um have you seen the new stuff yeah really nice yeah a lot of it i've not got the legs for i could not wear a cycling short it's not a good look for me oh really i i like wearing because you've got you've got stick you've got twiglet legs i've got that aloe yoga um tennis skirt it's stunning everyone is raving about them i keep seeing influencers posting i've not really looked they've got little shorts inside them so you know when you're on holiday and you just want to shove something on it looks quite classy as well when when you're pissed and you fall over and your ass comes out exactly it doesn't and then i got um like this zip up did you see i put it on patreon a zip up um top from aloe and it's got like fleece oh it's absolutely

beautiful three quarter zip and three quarter zip top are really like that i tried recently the rugby top trend why would you do that olivia atwood did it so i just did oh my god she just puts shit together so well so i got the i got it and i looked like a rugby dad i look like why does she look so cool and she actually styles herself i think it's because she's very tall and slim as well like she is a model isn't she yeah so everything or anything everything looks model everything fits right i literally look like someone called dave who was genuinely going to the rugby and i had rugby legs i was like no no no we're gonna take this off now but i tried i tried at least so where are like i feel like i've not spoken well i speak to you every day but i

feel like on the pot i feel like we've had is it just a week we've had off or like are you drinking wine oh that's such a good idea i don't think i've got any in my house i don't have to do the school run today when we've done recording i don't have to do anything i might go and well i do but not with kids i might go and um james has got a bottle he's took my car so i can't even get out the fucking house anyway do you have to live a room rochdale we have more shit than you do in nutsford you can't even get a fucking uber eats can you no i can't get anything here like all i can get is a dominoes no i can get all of the above but we've got bitch i know so james has just taken the kids to the cinemas thank fuck because i messaged before and i was like i'm

gonna get some ear defenders because i'm so sensitive to their fucking noise let's normalize wearing our ear defenders honestly right so i messaged the girls before and i was like i'm sat in my room on the third floor rocking because i could hear downstairs they had the tv on in one room like really loud kid stuff then they had alexa on in the other room dancing and then i could hear like and i was sat rocking in my room do you know who wears headphones a lot tanya bardsley does she yeah she's got um these i think she wears the loop ones but i tried them i didn't rate them that much um because i've had snoring feel like it's come time now i need a pair of in general life i'm fine but it's the kids and i think because i was brought up i'm an only i was

brought up as an only child for my entire life it was just me and my mum pretty much in the house then i had thea and it was just me and thea in the house or me thea and my mom and then all of a sudden i'm still not used to the the noises and the please can i can i can i from every direction and it really like sends me like you know like a dog that can hear a high pitch i'm like well that's why i um have help at bath time see bath time is really difficult with four yes it's over stimulation it's a lot it's i just get it done quick i'm like an army i'm like yeah it's different for me though lauren because one of them's a proper baby that you have to hold yeah yeah totally totally one of them's got conditioner in its eyes yeah it's so different pissed itself

on the floor and i'm like it's the age no it's the age whereas our youngest now is nearly four so i can be like you girls in the bath boys in the shower bam bam bam you john is good isn't it it's game changer when they like getting in the shower oh my god yeah the girls won't but the boys yeah you're like in the shower it's so easy but yeah i have to say the overstimulation has been a lot james has taken them to the cinema and i literally shut the fucking door as they hadn't even got out i shut the door on their ankles i needed and breathe and breathe and get your womanizer out mate i do you know listen to this so you know how i'm a regular shagger um honestly and i don't know if it's just that we've got so we've had haven't we so much going

on mentally and also like which we'll talk about the show the wedding we went to london the other week we've been up to some bits and we've been up to so much bits and it's just like sex has been the last thing on my mind like the last thing when i get in bed at night i'm like i need to sleep now i'm not my vagina it's just like nah mate sort your head out and then i'll turn on again so it switched off doesn't want to know yours is always on though right yeah i've got high testosterone have you i think proven by it proven by a blood test i think i have got very low testosterone i'm not testosterone at all i don't think i could do the test to find that out anyway shall we talk about what we've been doing because there's a lot there's a fucking lot i've been busy you got

married yeah i got married um so i won't bore everyone because i did do a little patreon blog and you've seen my pictures and i've still not finished um but we got married so what we did is the day before it was really nice wasn't it we recorded a double episode on the monday so we were together for like four hours and normally if ashley or christina are like should we go for a wine i'm like oh no i don't do busy busy busy don't want to socialize with you um but i thought yeah i can because i was going to the stock exchange that night to stay so i was like yeah i can so we went and we sat outside i would finish it was late wasn't it so it was like it was like six o'clock so we went we'd all finished all off shift just to make that really

clear and we went and sat outside tariff and dale was it and we sat there and we drank i ended up having to get an uber home we drank like well i didn't have to drive because i was going to stock exchange christina staggered the fuck home um i think we drank two and a half bottles of wine very easily three yeah so christina like all of a sudden's like she was like how are you through that stupid she was fucking legless wasn't she we were fine i was all right so then phoebe came and met me and i went to the stock exchange oh my god the service there impeccable there's a guy called nigel and he was like in his 60s i would say even early 70s got there and he was like you look like you've had a stressful day let me get you

some champagne come and sit down and hey you're getting married tomorrow oh it was just lovely as well yeah again he always comes through so i messaged hotel man like i want to stay there and he got it me for i would say nearly half price of what i could have got i think it was of what i could have got it online it was i got um i got a suite with a terrace it was good um and then james came and yeah i was on the facetime to you for ages wasn't i in the bath while he went for a pint i was pretty tipsy to be fair by this point i sent you a bottle of champagne and christina but they spelt christina as christine or was it christian christian with a c with a c i think it was christian or christina with a c i can't remember um yeah and

it was just absolutely lovely and it was the next day we got ready together and we drank loads of champagne you looked beautiful thank you babe because so uh fucking your makeup just looked very natural but classy and you just do you know what you are in megan was saying this to me the other day she was like lauren has had a glow up megan said it to me at the party and i was like No, you've had a glow up, because she has had a glow up as well. Yeah, but she was like, her skin, her face, her hair. I just feel like you've grown up since you've been with James. Yeah, I agree.

And I've been, I mean, I've spent, I've planned this wedding for a year. I've done a fucking year of treatments and shit. Like, this is not coming easy. Let me tell you. It's just like, I think your hair being short and like more natural colour. The eyebrows, the teeth. eyebrows made a big difference eyebrows the teeth that i have gone on another journey um and i do feel i feel decent except listen to fucking this so first let me just think if there's any wedding

bits that are interesting that i've not told anyone that's a secret that did you have sex on your wedding night no we took a sleeper um and one of the ones i gave you no it's one of the ones i gave you the ones where you know wow i've still got some of them i'm not doing that again i think that fucked me a little honestly right so basically we got in at about midnight and we had honestly when i say we had the best day my mum and thea came just for a minute see the dress we had a little drink with them he's got that weird message off someone as well didn't you yeah let me tell you about that so then he's so then thea just no basically no one was meant to be there it was meant to be me and James our witnesses were as I've said Phoebe and our photographer it was

meant to be like that and then a few days before my mum was like I think Thea I'd love to see you in your dress like it's yeah so I said okay I'll tell you what then come on the train and meet me for a few hours let her see me in the dress and then go I didn't want anyone watching us getting married because I didn't want it to take away because then you make it a thing I didn't really I wanted it like the thing is in three weeks like I didn't want to do it all again so then and his mum and dad were like we'd love to meet you for a drink so I was like oh so it turned into something that I didn't intend but it was fucking amazing anyway I did a Q&A afterwards right and I was like asking a lovely blog on Patti by the way guys about everything like

that's where I'm not going to point out pictures and like the full ins and outs of the entire day um and i get this message of a girl and it said doesn't follow me so someone's obviously sent it to her whose ex-girlfriend is it yeah or whose ex-girlfriend is watching and has sent it to i don't know but anyway yeah and she said i wonder i don't know where it fucking is i want to read it out it said something like hi i can't believe you didn't have your child at your wedding day um i could never get married without my child there i hope in the future this isn't something that will upset her given it was one of the biggest days of your life um something something it was so bad and i thought it was maybe a troll account it was private there was a picture and

everything but i thought oh maybe that's just like a weird troll because no one in their fucking normal right mind would do that anyway that person needs to go heal so i screenshot it but i cut some of her name off because i didn't want to like anyway i would have posted the whole i know my friend zoomed in and searched the name i actually didn't know you could see it and the girl's from manchester she's a real live person she's from earlham silly bitch um so yeah maybe she's shag james in the past or something but i don't know anyone who hasn't in earlham so but also it's your thing you decide what happens and i'm having a big way even if i wasn't having a wedding with her involved it's up to fucking me would you not remember lauren that website it was like

her daughter wasn't even there she was there all day when i got married do you remember yeah it's just because i don't post pictures that i don't have to post pictures of everything yeah yeah and do you know what though even if i didn't want them that i don't have to like i know my child and if i think something would affect her or upset her i'd never do it anyway so got pissed went around manchester cut my dress off and then went and all the pubs in manchester sat on an old man's knee and sang to him james was just crying laughing i was there in my wedding dress sat on this old man's knee were you steaming steaming so we get back we had a maccies and then i thought i'm not gonna sleep i'm high as a kite with excitement i've had

loads of alcohol i've had red bulls so i found these sleepers i can't no i'd had jaeger bombs that's what it was um which is red bull so i like it you know like there's people getting about doing mad drugs and i can't even drink a red bull without getting sweaty honestly and going under for five days well that's why i had to um so i gave james who doesn't know about sleepers i gave him like a little bit and i admit we woke up at 10 a.m the next day like where are we where are we oh we're married what and then we had to pack our shit up and we were slurring our words all day he was like don't ever give me one of those again i was like so yeah um wedding number one was done and then i had one day to recover and then it was live show so girls and guys who didn't

come gutted for you hopefully you can come next time because wow if there is a next time it's taking me this long to recover yeah so let's tell them about the show what like what can we tell them so it went amazingly the girls brought it so we in order to do a good show you do need a good crowd like you need that especially a show like ours you need high energy high energy silly behavior silly behavior and honestly so i don't want anyone to think if you come to the show you have to get on stage no one fucking has to but people were like saying a story and we were reading it out and then we were like who was it and they were happily like me me so we're getting on stage we did our twerk off we got the boys on stage so what we did is like people had a qr code thing

and they could ask things on the night so we had no idea what was coming which meant that was not well i admitted to all sorts which meant that everything that we responded was genuinely off the cuff and bear in mind we were fucking pissed legless legless uh so someone was like can we meet the lads now if we'd have been sober and had time to think about it we would have been like no but instead we were like james ed and they were both sat there like they got on the stage they got on the stage and they said the favorite things about they didn't actually moan about it that much did they they actually got up and came straight to the stage enjoyed it so do i so do i maybe they're fame whores and maybe that's why they're with us so they literally like getting pictures with with

yeah they were so on such good form and yeah everyone was just lovely lovely lovely people and our friends were there and it was it was really good wasn't it but it was brilliant so Christina from an outside perspective and like not being on stage because things become such a blur when you're on stage and she's never been to one of our shows how did you find it what were your um views on that yeah it was crazy and i just i i couldn't really believe how like wild everyone was because sometimes you never know do you like if people are going to just be tame not that into it not i felt like the it was so fast paced show i remember just talking to ashley the whole way like move on move on carry on because we had so many things and we

had the best thing should we tell everyone what the best bit at the end what went down like laurie didn't know about it oh yeah the surprise that me and you hatched yes so we wanted well actually we really really wanted dean gaffney to come did you ask him to actually come yeah i've been dming him on instagram wow and then she wanted a video message from him and i was trying and you did get you did get a reply yeah we did get a reply he was like hi hi hun um i'm just in ocean he referred to it as something like i'm just in the club like the beach club the beat my bleach club like that kind of thing um so i can't see it the minute um but have a blessed day and i'll get back to you and then i like messaged him and i was like i hope you had

a blessed day would you mind doing a video and then he didn't reply and i was like right christina we've got to take this into our own hands now we're gonna have to get fucking on cameo well we searched yeah we searched cameo he wasn't there so we got the next best thing which was and he delivered very promptly didn't he christina we had to we had to pay extra because we wanted it within 24 hours the anxiety of it coming through and then also the video would download for ages i mean ashley was just like what the hell we were like we've been scammed 130 pounds and then it came through and we were dying because we i think i can't remember i yeah i wrote it and i can't remember what i said now but we got him to sign it off with bing bong boo

and it was just the way he said it he went dead serious because he didn't know obviously what that meant so he's just reading it then he just is like yes so uh right so at every show we're gonna have to find someone off cameo like that's a good idea randomness people and get them to all say at the end bing bong boo and then we can make a collage of different celebrities that's such a good idea do you know what though do you know who i'd love phil mitchell phil mitchell bing bong i'm sure oh yeah you might have been on there um me and lauren are gonna go on cameo christina oh really because we do actually get quite a few requests of birthday messages together though yeah well we are together once a week so as long as people are organized guys send us in your cameo

requests anyway that that wayne linica that wayne that wayne video at the end people would yeah we We were crying, laughing, weren't we? It was so funny. And then everyone got on the stage at the end. We got told off. Yeah, we got told off because everyone was on the stage. But it was brilliant. It was everyone, it was just having the best time.

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actually i can't speak about this because i'm not over the summer and the fact that you want to talk about this at this point of the year is giving me anxiety but i get it i get it we're leading in we're leading in baby bargain bargain bargain sorry i'm quite flat today let me try guys the time has come so this lauren this will be the third year that we're doing this is it the third year we're reviewing beauty advent calendars guys and in that time we've had two babies uh two weddings soon uh four boyfriends on my part uh yeah it's been a lot how many surgeries many surge i'm so due a surgery by the way let's talk about that on the bonus because i'm fucking i'm i'm itching for an operation i've got one booked for next

month i need to tell you about that on the bonus okay so so so so so beauty advent calendars guys i know it's only september you're saying ashley but guys you've got to get there quick because some have already started selling out and do you know what i think the thing is right with advent calendars um i think yes it's christmas but what we need to look at them as instead of looking at them as a christmas thing we're looking at them as a box of savings so it doesn't matter what you like that's what we're looking at aren't we really so guys as i said this is the third year that we're reviewing advent calendars now advent calendars as a grown-up you think oh you you know you can get well they're probably not a quid now but those plastic chocolate ones when you were younger that

your nan used to get you do you know what i used to like decoration the chocolate tree decorations yeah yeah but no no that's it has changed we have gone premium now there are all kinds of advent calendars that you can get and i feel like as well with the whole black friday thing brands want to show off at this period in time so you can even get like advent calendars um me and my friend buy each other the wine one every year and every day you have a tiny bottle of wine so you can try new oh my god we should have a nip tuck one with like a phrase every day too late now but one day far too late um then you can get like the christian dior one you can get the joe malone one you there's so many different types i even saw an underwear one the other day coffee one

love honeydew one don't they yes that's very fun we got that last year didn't we that was we got that last year and lauren and i are lucky enough that we do often get sent them but these ones that we're gonna talk about today don't think we're gonna get sent that's sad isn't it you don't know who we are clearly these four are like the premium ones so basically brands want to get you locked in to the top products so what they will do is you will get for example the first one that i'm going to talk about today is the harrods beauty one so that's 250 pounds i don't think that's bad for harrods you know it's worth 1600 pounds fuck off yes what it is so the harrods one sells out every year i'm i'm looking at that now i'm gonna look now it's actually it's not sold out just yet it's

on a pre-order i bought two because i'm gonna do a giveaway on my instagram with one just a great idea for me i had a look at all of the advent calendars and this one i'm gonna look very very good so running through like just some highlights from me of what you've got in there 1600 pounds yeah i know you've got the 111 skin face mask which i love you've got a by rido perfume you've got a rodeo highlighter you've got the lamar lip gloss which is one of my favorites i pay 60 pounds alone for that and i always repurchase that you've got some clarence bits you've got some augustina spader which is very expensive barbara stern you've got a charlotte tilbury lip liner that egf serum i've got that by biosense it's really good you've got some lms

some valmont um so i can't believe that there's such a 1600 pounds now the fragrance one is already sold out of course i don't know i'm not i don't wouldn't want 24 smells my my sensory overload for me if you live in a house of girls buy it between you and then every day each person does a different box good idea that is what my housekeeper does with her two daughters the three of them put together and every day they do one two three one two three or you buy it you keep the bits you want and then you put the other bits in your regifting drawer regifting is a thing it's a thing and with these advents you can totally get that so that's the harrods beauty one now i am lucky enough that i bought one for myself so i am gonna do like a tiktok

or a video or something opening up and i will be really honest with you guys whether or not i think it's worth it the next one is probably the second most in demand one the space nk one yes it's a bloody good one i'm looking at that now 250 pounds it's worth 1500 pounds the stuff in there i am not joking it's out of stock oh it's out of stock already okay there's a wait list there's a wait list there's a wait list it's coming back okay you've got the olaplex sol de janeiro milk makeup primer and medicate serum you've got the sicily black rose face mask k18 a summer friday's lip thing uh sunday riley serum um glow you've got some super glue olaplex super glue oh have you said sunday riley have you said that ceo glow yeah yeah an hourglass um

blusher look at all that stuff there lauren do you know what uh lenny can i just say out of the two i would prefer the space nk yeah for the stuff in it is more interesting to me personally um and not that i'm probably gonna get either but that would it's got again some augustina spader in there it's got a cosas um brow thing that i've had it's that i agree that one's really good so again guys if you are a house of girls or if there's three of you in your office and you know it's fucking boring at work i agree so you sally and susan can all put like 80 quid in and every day you go sally susan sally sally susan sally sally and and it's like it's fun yeah i agree and it's a really good way of trying out new products right

moving on to the next one coat beauty is good 235 pounds and it should be worth one one let's have a little look at it lauren i'm gonna look now again a summer friday's lip um lip what would you call it like a bomb it's like a squirty bomb i really love it have you got one a jelly i don't know what you'd call it i'll get you on um let's yeah it's like a bomb but you squirt it out so you've got um what they've said why they've done the cult one is it's cult products and a lot of these products um that they've put in here they've said you can't shop them anywhere else apart from so you've got some charlotte tilbury blusher the summer friday's lip you can't see everything they're being a little bit shady with it so you can kind of see but it's not telling you

everything that's in there saying you can join the wait list and i kind of want to know what's in it if i'm buying it 40 products which half of them are full size lauren that's the other thing you don't get a little shitty one and then she says want to know what's inside come with us and every week we will reveal a few products okay i'd like if i'm buying it i want to know exactly what's in it so that'd annoy me a bit but yeah okay and the last one that we have got here is the charlotte tilbury one i like charlotte tilbury the thing is though lauren the numbers ain't numbering right it's 170 quid it's worth 320 it's half price yeah and the others we've talked about are like 250 1500 235 11 so i don't know let's have a look so that the saving isn't

as high it's very pretty very pretty but i guess the reason that is is it's her own product so maybe she can't discount them as low or something maybe yeah because i think like i said what like the big beauty like you look fantastic you call the big budget your harrods also i think that brands sometimes have to even pay to go in there because once you use them you're then gonna buy them again so it doesn't show you what's in the charlotte tilbury one again irritating for me but it might because it's fucking august so let's give her a minute my only other concern with a makeup one is i know my colors and how are you gonna match everyone's color but i guess maybe she puts the most popular in but i actually love charlotte tilbury and i love the um i don't know

what it is that blobby highlighter stuff that looks like a lip gloss which one the blobby highlighter is it's in a tube and it's got a sponge and you blob it have you never had that before yeah i like that magic wand is it or have i made that yeah i don't know um or is it orgasm or something the shade i i think pillow talks the shade for me for everything it's a little bit darker so there's the sex ones as well guys if you see any really really good ones please tell us and it's quite a niche thing like i think it's quite a nice little present if you it shows that you've thought about someone's personality if you've got like a coffee lover and you get them a coffee one like it's a nice little gift isn't it but are you buying them for people as gifts

because it's christmas soon like you're not getting an advent calendar and then a present like i know but if you and your friend made a pact of like oh she's going through a breakup say you know something like that it's it's a really thoughtful thing instead of a bouquet of flowers isn't it yeah so has saskia's present arrived the front door is just ringing but i can't be asking right then that was a waste of my time anyway hopefully some of the staff will be there you picked it oh that's cute okay guys thank you so much for listening tune in next week or if you love us so much you can't wait another second you can listen to our bonus episodes and they are over on patreon we also have them on our apple subscribe but if you're a true nip tuck fan

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