Nip Tuck - All Aboard The Tackle Train!

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

In today's episode, Ashley shares some vital info on toxic shock caused by tampons, Lauren's got a hack for getting a nice blinding bum hole and all aboard as Slutty Susan tells us how she rode the tackle train all the way home...Plus, Lauren has brought her CurrentBody LED Therapy Face Mask into the studio to try. You can find out more by clicking the link in our bio on socials.To sign up for Patreon for more exclusive content and full video episodes, click this link: https://patreon.com/niptuckpodTo get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email [e-mail] can also send us your beauty questions, icks, dilemma's and Slutty Susan confessionals via WhatsApp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

guys hi welcome do you know you sounded like that learn can i get a hi so i'm a cool mom i'm not a regular mom hello and welcome to nipped are you guys gonna drink because if you're gonna drink i'd rather you drink in the house not giving a fuck this is a podcast where we celebrate being positive, aspirational women. And MILFs. And MILFs, yeah. Or not MILFs. Just ILFs.

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Coming up on today's show, Lauren shares a hack for a blinding bumhole. Ashley's got some vital tampon tips And one listener has ridden the tackle train True, true So, on Nip Tuck We want you to get your voices heard You can email us at

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love a debate what what do you want to talk about tell us what you want on the show anything you want just get in touch there are no holds barred because basically we don't give a fuck and we are back in surgery we're here right i'm gonna kick this off with a life update if anyone follows me on instagram they will have seen that ashley recommended so anything that comes up about pigmentation you probably know i suffer with pigmentation from sun damage back in the day so anything that comes up she was a sunbed hun absolutely

I was I used to get so I used to get four pounds a day off my mum four English pounds and I would spend I only got three

you fucking rich bitch I would spend two pound fifty on a pack of farts a pound on the bus because I had to get to school and back two pound fifty

on a packet of ten Richmond Super Kings menthol no I was serious smoking fuck off you didn't get menthol

I smoke the serious stuff So you had 50p left I would get No that would give me £1.50 No Anyway then I went On the sunbed

Yeah Because the fags I didn't buy the fags Every day I would starve myself Yeah I didn't eat Oh my god none Or sometimes

I wouldn't pay On the bus Or do like A naughty train hop Or something Or I'd go halves With my friend On the cigarettes

And then the rest of it Would be 12 minutes On the sunbed I was 14 in a school uniform They used to let me on Yeah they used to like sell us fags in school uniform

I was so tanned and then I would save up extra bits and then by the weekend did your mum not say to you oh Lauren never noticed I never noticed

how brown I was I said to her sometimes mum I had you up the wall I ran rings and a bit stank of sub bed oh my god and fags

I honestly ran rings around that woman she had Lauren's been here she had no idea I used to say I'm sleeping out okay

I'm babysitting for the little brother I was on a field in a fucking tent with a bottle of Lamborghini did you ever like get your stomach pumped we're not condoning i don't think no we're not no no no like you have to be careful with that shit that's why we're talking about how scary it actually is um i

touch wood luckily never ever got into a situation where my mom or dad had to be called no i didn't violently vomiting my friends did though as parties there was always there was always someone in the toilet about to like getting carried out your mom and dad and they had to get like the stomach pumped and like beverly and never put you through that my sister on the other hand was she bad numerous times oh my god no yeah no i never had to my mum had no idea and i was awful but yeah anyway i used to go on the sunbed and because of that it gave me pigmentation if you are young young and listening to this if you are young um don't do it because i'm now 33 my skin is actually really good but i've got pigmentation forever so anyway ashley

anything she finds that's pigmented related sends it me like try this try that so she sent me some soap um and what was it japanese soap that you'd seen on tiktok isn't it jamaican soup no it's japanese but they use it in jamaica as well right okay so it's this soap and i saw this girl saying um because everyone in is into the bumhole bleaching aren't they well i thought that lucas might want one so i actually brought them with it so luke you have actually i'm going to leave them here for you lucas is that a gay thing having like the pale of your arsehole like all the right so lucas is saying he's not bothered about the color of the bum hole i'm just holding this up for patreons um so this is koji san and it's skin how much was it lauren oh my god about

three quid yeah it's skin lightening soap okay so it's to lighten your skin on your face however it's giving michael jackson it's giving ow it's clinically proven to lighten your skin in as fast as this is not okay hun no wait because everyone wants a pale pink arsehole it's not for your arsehole it's for scars melasma it says on the back dark spots age spots so ashley saw it on tiktok of course on tiktok and sent it me like look people are saying it's really good they are and they're also using it as a side thing to bleach their bum holes you've wanted your bum whole bleach for a while yeah so i've been using it but i haven't i forgot to look at it um anyway on my face ow it burns i don't use i'm not going to use it again so but did it work my skin looks

nice um i don't know anyway i'm leaving it for lucas to do his arsehole with because i don't want it i doubt it's safe in pregnancy so i'm not gonna do it um but yeah i tried it there is a clinic in manchester that does um no there's not full on and it's yeah it's a proper it's um oh what's it called they're they're the ones that messaged me this morning they do asking if i wanted to go in for free they do maybe i should go in for that i don't think it's brat that brat i don't know i think it's all right i've not i don't i don't give a fuck about a guy that much to bleach my arsehole no same but i get asked that quite a you know about that question so yeah lucas i know you're not particularly i mean i do i've got time

on my hands no he said that it's not it's not a thing for gay men yeah you're a lady he's a he's a laddie gay but um also did you know like you know like the dulex um color chart do you look Dulux, yeah. Of like different colours. So it starts like pink and then it goes to brown. Men's dicks go like that as they get old. Like their willies start like pale and pink and then they go brown.

So. And women's fannies do as well. Guess what I learnt the other day? What? Your clitoris never stops growing. And your ears and your nose. So that's why women, let me find the message. There's a book that we need to find called Happy Vagina,

I think it's called. um one of our listeners who i actually did a lot of fucking huge there no the happy vagina um and it's about your body it's by mika simmons and it's about your body your vagina shit it's amazing anyway it never stops growing so that's why women in their 40s and 50s tend to have a better more powerful orgasm because your clitoris continues to grow that's all right yeah so we're gonna have like a dumbbell dangling down um so yeah that's that i just wanted to tell you if anyone looked on my instagram at that soap it might work but it's a bit stingy so i would say oh my god if it stings on your face it did sting i have put it on my bum hole right this is something quite serious

so lauren you mentioned a few weeks ago about the shmeaven smartlet podcast and that he was talking about toxic shock syndrome so toxic shock syndrome i listened to the pod did you no okay i'll be honest i didn't so i saw a tiktok on it ages ago and i was like wow that's wild luckily i went to an all girls school so we did actually talk quite a bit about like tampons toxic shot blah blah blah blah um did you at school i can't remember yeah and i was and i feel like they terrified us out of using tampons right a bit no i don't feel like we were given much yeah we were but that will have been because i was at an all girls school so you know it shouldn't matter though um anyway this this gorgeous girl she was an athlete and a model and she lost both

of her legs and nearly died she nearly lost her hands honestly it was horrific um from toxic shock syndrome yes from a tampon well done to her and stephen bartlett for both doing this podcast how was he how did he interview her because you hear mixed reviews about him did you think he came across well really good but i did feel like there wasn't really a conclusion to the episode okay because i'm very much like okay you've told me what's wrong now i'm gonna go away and overthink it yeah now tell me what to do about it yeah exactly now um i'm basically me and lauren are really interested in like feminine care because we're all we are quite like feminist device what's funny aren't we because we are where whatever we want to be yeah so we can be both we can we want

to look after girls but we do yeah absolutely because it's not talked about enough and we did actually look into starting our own organic feminine care but literally the dominant market holders you know your big brands we can name them off the top of our heads and they have the market share and basically to produce the kind of tampons that we wanted to because we were like we started questioning it you know I was turning up to these meetings and I was like yeah but if the cotton's sprayed then why how does it make it that and then I was like nope if we're gonna do it it's got to be but then I was like I can't be selling a box of tampons for 15 quid and this is the thing because that's not fair to everyone so i have personally looked at

it all and even if you know it's not easy it's not easy but it should be out there like this the quote that this woman said if men's dicks were falling off people would know would be doing something about something about it and that stuck with me and then i thought fuck that reminds me when me and lauren wanted to do this thing and i was saying remove this remove that and i think it turned out something 18 quid for a box of tampons it's not realistic one period and we would make basically nothing off it which to be fair i wanted to fit in like an education piece around it anyway long story short i immersed myself in toxic shock syndrome i was like she immersed herself in tampons what thing is toxic shock syndrome so basically it's not just off tampons

you can get it off menstrual cups didn't know that you can get it off pads didn't know that basically what it is what your body at the time of the month when you're having a period right is when you're very very sensitive down there right it's warm it's liquidy you're right yeah exactly so if you put a tampon in right then it soaks all of the period up then it starts soaking into your uterus yeah you know that area right and then the blood starts floating then the bleach from the tampon and the chemicals off the tampon can then be transferred into your bloodstream can like cross contaminate almost exactly so even with a menstrual cup or a pad it can all get in because it's all it's it's like the the spread of say like an infectious disease

Because if liquid and liquid are touching, then it... They can drag it along. Exactly. Now, basically, toxic... But menstrual cups don't have anything toxic in them, no? No, they do. They're plastic, babe. Right, okay, okay.

So, basically, toxic shock syndrome is when you're on your period, you're using something to protect or relieve yourself from the period. And it's got a chemical on it which will get into your blood. So, that's why it's relevant to all things. but it is even though we're saying menstrual cups it is mainly tampons okay it's not about changing your tampon regularly because that's what they used to say didn't they leave it in too long and you'll get toxic shock syndrome nope if you take tampon out too early that's when you get toxic shock because we all know when we've taken a high absorbency tampon out it kind of

rips out doesn't it you go yeah it pulls you out yeah and it's dry right then you get tiny little cuts and when you put the next tampon in that's when the chemicals get it straight in oh how scary is that honestly didn't know any of that stuff i didn't i knew how dangerous it was i knew that wearing tampons i thought for too long can cause it but i didn't know the exact science behind that so that's quite interesting so i'm just i'm just gonna rattle through this bit so i can because i really honestly did sit two hours of research on this now there are there is conflicting advice is anyone an s expert please tell us yeah okay so it expert analysis says the more absorbent the tampon the more bacteria it can hold on so super plus for example the more the

bigger okay that paired with a tiny tear from pulling out a dry tampon before it's saturated with blood can introduce the bacteria into your body that's why you should always use the lowest absorbency tampon to control your flow so don't just think sod it i'll go for a super in case so then i started questioning but then what about at the end of your period sometimes you put it in and you think oh god i've not bled that much today than i expected and you pull it out and there's not much on it so then then i was like right well i'll just use organic tampons then because they've got less chemicals on them no it does not matter whether they are organic or conventional however there is new research from only last year and again this is not being invested like no because

no one's asked whereas like you say if men's penises were falling off we'd be looking into it research from new york university medical school concluded that 100 organic tampons reduce the risk right of toxic shock so basically i then did like a list of how we can avoid it avoid using super absorbent tampons only unwrap the tampon if you're going to use it immediately because basically then it's got more time for bacteria to go in well yeah like we've all had a little lilac at the bottom of our handbag that's yeah exactly so just girls like make sure before you put a tampon in that the wrapper is fully intact and if you do get that tampon at the bottom of your bag it's not worth using throw it away do not handle the tampon more than you

need to wash your hands before and after inserting the tampon lauren that is for you i wouldn't wash it before but i would always wash my be gentle when inserting and removing tampons no because that's when you can get the little tears inside your vagina and then you're causing more risk um avoid applicator tampons i don't use them ever the applicator can scrape your vaginal wall yeah i can't this is what i mean we've never thought of this before i can't use them and i have to use a normal one i know but a lot of young girls rely on the applicator it's plastic though isn't it if you are going to use an applicator tampon though girls put some lubricant i know this sounds really sadder but please put some lubrication on the tampon before you insert it because that will

mean that it's less abrasive inside um use pads instead of tampons overnight now they've said here sanitary napkins they're calling them because they've got like no chemicals on so you've got a lot less risk basically use pads wherever you can i very very rarely use tampons anyway but i've got a lot of girls do whereas if you've got heavy flow or they're playing sport or they're in school yeah yeah no i agree um okay do not wear tampons when you do not have your period so i know we recommended that thrashing the other week take that off maybe not the best idea consider using pads or panty liners during the last day or so of your period basically just use a time when you have to needs in the middle exactly um there are no clinical trials supporting

the use of menstrual cups to reduce the risk i think that's just because maybe there isn't enough evidence yet they've not been out that long have the menstrual cups really surely they must be better than putting something in your vagina i have heard as well that they can cause prolapse really yeah because think like it goes boof and it's like quite they're quite quite big yeah exactly um who knows guys please can we all start any solutions that you have any tips do you know what though even though we're saying like it doesn't matter if it's organic or not honestly wherever possible and please let's start spreading the word to our nine ten-year-old daughters nieces everything look after yourself like i've got um on my amazon a link to the best

organic feminine care products because like let's stop fucking promoting um you know like less use of plastic yeah we're all promoting that and recycling over what we're putting in our fucking fannies and honestly like yeah greta thunberg thank you hun for the recycling thing yeah but can we all start telling our daughters their classmates our nieces what you are putting inside your body for a four to eight hour period and a long period of your life 15 years please can it be as organic as possible i'm sorry i had to go you're putting it inside your body it's going in you yeah so isn't it so scary yeah and well done to sainsbury's for bringing out a range of really affordable organic um feminine care that is the only only only supermarket even

boots i don't think i've done that yet run to sainsbury's literally i think it's like one pound 80 for a full box of tampons amazing thank you sainsbury's thank you and that is not a plug but let's all please girls if you're going to post one thing this week for me and lauren just do a little post about girls start buying organic feminine care please let's all do it and eventually if everyone did that they these big brands which we all know the names of would go and afford tampons that are organic would be more affordable then because they wouldn't hold the market share anymore and they'll be run by men stop buying them i went into boots in nutsford a few weeks ago um what was actually a few months ago is to buy some tampons and there

was not one not one organic option and the shelf was that big and i went to the woman i'm such whereas everywhere else you go you can even get you can get organic every single thing in the world organic yeah they sold organic sweets in there like there just mustn't be the demand for it which is sad but let's spread the word so i went over to the woman i was like you do know there's not one organic tampon there and she was like you're so right thank you yeah she didn't even boots up your game okay lovely so that was a little bit of um a health warning current affairs let's dive into something that we don't have to think about too much right okay you know what i'm gonna say what are you gonna say oh lisa hoxton are you're obsessed with this so really i'm not

i'm not up today yeah no i'm just here for the drama like as in i'll i'll fill you in real housewives of miami is one of my favorite real housewives we all remember joanna cruper oh my god she's so fit um ah yes yes then we have who was it whose mum was really um she had a lot of work done oh she's dead now rest in peace whose mum was that um i remember her name uh adriana not adriana which she's still on it which sees marisol marisol's marisol and her mum was lovely and she was a bit psychic that wasn't the same one was it a different one yeah that's miami okay yeah i do know what we're on um uh yeah her mom died bless her she was really lovely lady she was so attractive when she was younger but miami's like one of the cosmetic surgery capitals of the

world and this lady um when she started getting into her mid-40s went for injectables and they were putting like oil in her face and it's a really sad story um anyway so lisa hoxstein her husband is one of the top cosmetic surgeons in the world his name is lenny hockstein aka the boob god yeah and they were married for 10 years two kids um and she was like the face of his business yeah even though you know they had this house on star island in miami and like if you go to miami and do a boat tour their house is like the main thing you go past because it's like a full-on mega mansion and um she is like barbie yeah basically um i think she's like mid 40s i think uh early 40s and she looks incredible really outgoing really nice girl they have split

up because he is now going out with a 20 something year old um and they've split up and it all unfolded on real housewives of miami ah okay yeah and there was like her catching him why was he cheating oh yeah ah okay he was having an affair and he kicked her and the kids out of the house she went to meet up with his mum for lunch and his mum was like lisa i'm so sorry i can't believe it and like she saw them out in a restaurant and the girl licked her lips at her and she was like i'm your wife we're still married what is going on no like it's actually like go online do a google yeah it's actually well anyway um they have got engaged the mistress and lenny while he is still married to lisa and she put a picture on with this like probably massive 15 10 15 carat ring

and it says on the caption i don't cook i don't clean but i can tell you how i got this ring oh that's real classy wow and the mum has like commented on pictures i've seen that his mum has been trash talking like thank goodness you have now found a woman that understands you 21 she understands jack shit at 21 i'm just you're invested aren't you i like housewives i like um i like bethany frankel she is always bringing the drums suing bravo and mbc and i think she might be right you know they're out there like shit like show ponies like don't know how much i could say but that is not something i would do again there you go not for me why do you think people do because i think pay is not that good i heard there wasn't pay is it the deals that you

get on the outside of it then do you think that people do these reality deals we're big for me like good chatting shit on here you're good on here you don't need any more do you darling right I've lost my trail of thought now anyway okay so we're going to take a little break now it's been all very serious serious we're going to have a break and then we're going to bring it back to our normal tone

back to some dirty disgusting stories lauren you've turned into me look you told me that this is going to make me look like margot robbie so i'm gonna look like margot robbie i am getting my minutes in i am wearing it i am doing light therapy right now my god i've got the hydrogel mask underneath it is seeping into my skin the beautiful lights are doing the job to help minimize wrinkles improve my pigmentation and i'm gonna stay like this honestly like i don't actually blame you and i am a little bit jealous it's unreal love the current body led mask i love everything from current body but this yeah look it's like i can walk around with it i could fully do the washing i could do the ironing

i know it is amazing it's the easiest thing ever and we've got a code of course we've got a code have a look at their instagram guys it's at current body there are honestly there are so many like devices gadgets on there i am in beauty heaven i always end up copying you don't i you went on about this you used to send pictures of it and i'd be like why have you got that on i'm guy everyone's starting to realize why are we not looking like margot robbie because we're not doing this so if you use our code nip tuck you will get a 15 discount off the current body range and you can look like me so this is a little bit of a special bargain bouquet lauren yeah i know you're allowed to drink you're not loving it at the minute after your trauma i like a drink i just

don't like their they're coming down right well this is good because it's not just petrol it's actual nice ratchet so i have done some research because do you know what's really expensive at the minute what booze right really expensive why do you think that is someone was saying this apparently like in pubs and stuff the booze has gone right up i've heard that who was it my mum was saying she went to a local boozer mate the stanford fucking million quid it's like 12 pounds for a glass of wine wow isn't it wild yeah so anyway i have come at you with the wine dupes because all you girls seem to love the wine dupes so tell us tell us ashley tell us we're gonna go in first with some roses okay whispering angel dupe get your phones out girls make a note of

this okay not if you drive him whispering angel whispering eye that's whispering eye uh what film is it where he goes a whispering eye role model is one of the funniest films ever anyway i was gonna start quoting loads of stuff but i won't okay first in our most popular basic bitch juice Whispering Angel £20 versus the dupe Aldi

Atlantique Rose £6.49 but it's not vegan it's not vegan but if you're not asked about that save yourself some money I got you a vegan dupe boo vegan

Whispering Angel dupe £20 versus Aldi £6 Therese Dumidi there you go read the next one laura now this one is a bit of you isn't it yeah the ultimate provence oh it's stunning that bottle's gorgeous isn't it it is nice 20 pounds 20 pounds a lot for a bottle

yeah to sit in drinking your living room no way now no no no aldi costa toscana toscana Costa sorry Toscana Tos your nan off Tos your mum Costa

Toscana specially selected Aldi £7.50 that is so good much more doable I got a champagne for you baby

oh Laurent Perrier champagne that is one of my favourites very nice champagne very nice champagne very nice

once you pop the can start £45 that's really silly that is stupid like you're just going to piss it out and if you actually

buy that out out it's like 80 100 pounds it's ridiculous i mean i haven't bought i never buy it's drinking well just buy your aldi cremont dujora for 8.99 get your aldi cremont dujora sounds like something like a vagina thing oh we've got your favorite here what is it lauren perry a rose dupe ah i didn't see that 65 quid for in the shop like i say i don't buy it i get it bought versus graham i don't like the sound of it graham beck 2017 majestic wine and that's 17 pounds graham beck though compared to it's just not the same i'll have i'll have your finest graham beck it all comes out the same it all comes out and it all comes out yeah exactly my stomach

through my mouth at the end of the night one of my favourite favourite champagnes Verve Clicquot I like a Verve it's a nice dry it's a nice one

yeah I like a Verve £48 versus the Jupe which is from Waitrose Bossendal Brut

NV bruh £10 and we put a red in for good fun because me and you don't like red I'm not a red

I will drink anything but I'm not I'll enjoy it everyone loves this chocolate I think it's when you're older It's a chocolate block everyone loves. Do they?

Yeah. And you can get it from, oh, I didn't write the name of it down, but the Majestic do an £8.99 one. So find out yourself. I got bored at the end because I'm not interested in red wine. Buy a few different bottles, drink them all and see which one tastes chocolatey. Make a note of that. We're not old yet.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't like olives and I don't like wine. Daddy's chest. Oh, I love daddy's chest. But what I do like or not like is BO. And this leads me nicely onto my next thing. right so do you know benzoyl peroxide which is what they will give you so we spoke yet low one of the other episodes about duac yeah the spot cream which is benzoyl peroxide yeah

have you and apparently if you use that on your armpits it gets rid of so sometimes i actually do have quite smelly armpits you stink i don't stink but i do have quite smelly t-shirt by the it's fucking mine um and even if i put deodorant on i do i do have some i'm got strong armpit smell so don't make this into a video i don't give enough manual labor to smell so apparently what it actually is it's the bacteria on your skin um coming into contact with the air so benzoyl peroxide wash cera v acne wash has lots of benzoyl peroxide in and also the paula's choice one if you wash your armpits with that twice a week it will massively reduce apparently the bacteria and therefore the smell of your pity pit pits well one of my friends had this boyfriend and he was so

sexy but he fucking stank like onion ass oh onion ass yeah do you know that proper bobo onion ass and um she then started smelling of him because his germs had gone into her into her vagina no So, like, I think when... When they were cuddling in a pause. And she had to have showers with hibiscus. Right, and did she stay with him? No, she put him off. How sexy was he?

Like, really sexy, and he had one of the biggest dicks you'll ever see in your life. So, yeah, if you catch feelings and smells off boys, you can rinse them away. I just saw it, and I thought it was quite an interesting thing for you. And what if your fanny smells of fish?

I'm not even promoting that company anymore, because we must have sold millions of them. i don't know you're stuck you just have to buy some chips to go with it great lines lucas nearly made the same joke right okay so never mind all this because the the vinegar put some if you are if you guys if you are inserting a chip into your vagina at any point make sure you use a lubricant because we don't want the walls to get scratched and any vinegar to enter inside your uh inside your body okay so be careful when you're chipping chipping yourself right did you only one of you say chippy tits

well you always say chippy i think it's really funny if somebody right chippy tits right we asked for more slutty susans and as always you delivered they always do they've got our back so we asked for more and you gave us more right who's reading this one honey please keep me anonymous hi girls and lucas i'm a loyal listener to your pod i always listen whilst out dog walking but i've never been in touch here i am here's my slutty sue are you ready yeah she actually wrote are you ready i'm ready i was happily married to the man of my dreams but the bastard had an affair is that you lisa so i left him we have two beautiful boys together i was very lonely especially at night we've all been there so i had a few dates and i must confess i had

great sex with one guy and we got to chatting about threesomes okay i said yeah i'm up for that so we meet up the sex was sensational i was treated with the utmost respect so they said can we meet up again i was well up for it and five lads came along what oh what a night i could hardly walk for a few days five i didn't see them again until one night when i was out about 10 months later i met up with one of the guys and we started dating he moved in very soon after i've never said a word to his friends i just give them a wink When we see them, I've never said a word to their wives or partners. Ten years later, we're happily married with a little girl.

I'm a wifey for lifey. I just really wanted to get that off my chest. So she met a guy, got gang-banged, five of them. I want to know still how that works. Do they go one after the other? I think it's called like running a train. So is that one then the other? Or does one go in the arse, one the vagina, one the mouth?

Does it rotate? Do you wank one off? or do they all go shag, shag, shag, shag? I want to know. Anyway. I want to know! I want to know. So I need to know about that.

And then she ends up actually with one of them and whenever they go out, she must look at the wives and think, I've seen your husband's cock. Some people are such dumb twats. Do you know, we've all been there with that one loser girl that's like, my friend shagged your boyfriend

and you're like, bitch, shut up. No one's asked. Yeah. so she's kept that very quiet so for 10 years she's kept that quiet so I'm glad you got that off your chest darling imagine sitting there seeing like his mates and thinking you've absolutely ran a train

on me and Aldi walking down the aisle and you're looking at him thinking you've seen my arsehole anyway right slutty Susans we love them we want more of them email us hello at niptuck.com right so thank you very much my love

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