Nip Tuck - Angry episode!

Episode Date: August 26, 2025

Hear why we’ve been so angry this week and how we’ve got into several arguments!Also, we speak about our unexpected meet up and our weird obsession with Crewe train station!If you want to send a message to the pod then you can email - [e-mail] If you want to hear BONUS episodes every Friday, then please sign up to Apple Subscription or you can subscribe to our patreon - patreon.com/niptuckpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys, hello and welcome to Nip Talk, not giving a fuck. Oh, that was so bad. This is the podcast where we celebrate being absolute nutters. Yes, yeah, I prefer that. Ashley's just looked at me, right, and gone, oh, you look ill. Are you ill? No, because I was just saying that earlier. And I'm not ill, I'm not. I'm fine.

I'm like, I've gone, do you know before you get like fully ill, when you get shivery? Yes, I know what you mean, but I'm not ill. can you see that i'm like uh yeah but i'm not ill i feel absolutely fine i've just this morning so we're recording on a friday today guys i can't remember why and because we like routine and we're creatures of habit christina could you type any louder um anyway i'm not ill i've just got not much makeup on because it's friday and i woke up and i was like oh it's not wednesday i i can't i don't know what to do so i'm wearing trackies and

these are awful they need to go in the bin full of bubbles i once worked in this tiny office with this other woman and she we had our backs to each other and we had like you know a what are they called like a proper computer computer yeah pc yeah and the office had no windows it was it was like actual hell on earth yeah um that's probably why i'm like this and she literally used to just say the most inappropriate things and she used to always say your nails tap so loud on the keyboard it must be the fake nails and then she used to say that my perfume was too strong so every morning i used to spray extra and she'd leave the office it sounds like hell for her too to be honest i feel like you both shouldn't have been in the same little things like that you could you could dry

someone insane yeah little time yeah little tiny things right we need to catch up so um can you tell us what's going on with the dog first of all let me just say that ashley what day was it that he went to waggy tail what day was it whatever day it was ashley guys and thanks for the person on patreon that sent that fucking message so the dog's already gone and we get a message so obviously were a bit behind saying like don't send him it's the worst thing you'll ever do anyway ashley was crying crying sending crying voice notes crying videos like i was like kissing his little face before how sad does he look on the picture i don't think he looks sad at all i think he looks disheveled he's probably a bit confused but he's probably pleased that those stupid kids

aren't chasing him around anymore he's on holiday if he is so tell us what happened with the pick and drop off and all like so his driver text me the night before this is only you and he came and he's a very smart man came and we did our handover and he had all the bits and were you crying yeah and then i was like to the kids like you guys get away for two weeks and they were just snowy just went bye i was like okay so yeah the dog the dog why do i call him the dog my baby you're you're the love of your life the love of my life he has gone to waggy town for two weeks he's having he had an assessment yesterday he had the report back she's ringing me that's gonna be interesting because he might have genuine problems do you know if you've seen a therapist there they might be

like look you don't realize he has trauma yeah he might have had birth trauma you just lauren was like will he come back with a certificate no christina was like no she's asked me all these questions like she was like what gender and how many other pups was there listen these things can happen from a very young age so you've not got the dog have you had any like picture they send pictures yes she sent me a video and claire from waggy tail sent me pictures and videos i mean i hope that waggy tail do well off this because they yeah they they've got lots of mentions here yeah so has he like did he send you videos like what's his accommodation like and like what kind does he have a goose down pillow he's got oh what about don't cry i can't cope

with you no lauren he does look upset he does look he looks like a fox no one here He looks a little bit disheveled. His fur looks like it needs a brush. Look, he looks a little bit sad. He looks a bit... Now do you understand why I was crying? Yes, he looks like a little fox or something. He's beautiful.

He is gorgeous. And he does look a little bit sad. And he started being a really good boy on the morning. Oh, that always happens. It's like when you're... And like he did his poo on me. outside it's like he was saying to you please look i'll be good i'll change i can yeah and do you know what it's like with tommy if he's had a really bad night sleeping i'm like

stupid and then he looks at me and he smiles and then he's really good all day and i think oh i'm horrible i said he was naughty and he's not yeah yeah that happens yeah so dog so yeah i will update you guys on a waggy tail journey. I want to know his assessment I'd like to know what his psychological assessment is. Don't because what do I do if she's like yeah he's just. He's fucked like you've got an absolute fucked one

then I will drive over to waggy tail and pick him up and just be like let's just stop this now then. And you know what you'll just have to accept that you have a dog that has issues and you will have to look after him and Shut up Lauren he's gonna be fixed by the end of it. He'll be

fine he says he'd be absolutely fine they'll do hundreds of these dogs yeah um so this week we you've been really angry this week haven't you um and we're really angry blonde girl and we've had um various arguments with the public haven't we yeah i had one yesterday go on um no you go first you tell us because you had two okay so two consecutive arseholes arseholes in sainsbury's in Altrincham. So, I think Sainsbury's has, number one, a certain type of shopper. A certain type of clientele. Absolutely. Right.

I love Sainsbury's. Oh, you love Sainsbury's? Well, that explains a lot. A Mrs. Angry typer. I love Sainsbury's as well. They have premium things in there. However, the other shoppers are

an issue. Okay. So, Sainsbury's in Altrincham, um like as there is never a place that i feel comfortable the baby clothes are sensational yeah as the baby clothes as the kids clothes as the kids snacks yeah i like as the kids clothes megan gets an as the delivery every week of like the kids stuff the snack stuff i could get a delivery if i don't have to go in you know what i mean drinks are always on offer blah blah blah but sainsbury's it is expensive it is premium stuff it's a bit like i don't know is it as

expensive as waitrose i've never been to no no sains it's not like that level no have you ever been to a booths no oh yeah oh the farm shoppy thing is it a farm so anyway um i was in sainsbury's and i was driving in and i pulled my car to see if there was any parent and child because when you go in the sainsbury's car park the parent and child bits like there on the left and the normal bit you wind round and beep because i start reversing back like oh there's no space yeah other other beep beep beep beep so i went like this window down and i'm like hello love you okay that's exactly what i'd say you all right you all right and this woman you you i i i'm gonna get past you what kind of 60s um and she was i would have thought you'd be quite chilled by then and i

was just like oh gosh are you really are you really angry are you in a rush do you want do you know what you just off you go get past me and what and i knew it'd be really difficult yeah so did you then watch you try and get shouting at me and i was just like just calm down like you're gonna be okay you're in your rush my love to get into scenes but he's like maybe something was like she needed like a certain like maybe she needed a shit to be fair if i needed as well but then i'd just say i've got diarrhea move and i'd be like girl i've got diarrhea move um and then you'd be like supposedly like people have got off like car speeding if they've got diarrhea yeah do you have to say like pull something out to show you've got like ibs

you can have a certain pass if you've got ibs where if you show it in any shop get lost legally they have to let you it's true yes from when i worked at all saints we in our training in our training if you have a bottom issue whether if you have a body problem whether it's front or back you can get a body card you just had a few kids and it's not as tight as it was and yeah you can get a body card a pass for ibs but my friend erin's just been doing that um cellar chair and she swears by it as well she's not lying and i'm not lying you can get a body right i'm sorry but guess what it's called it's called a can't wait card sorry if any we're not laughing at you like it does sound awful and it says yes you can get a

pass or a similar tool to help with ibs systems you can get a radar key symptoms not systems you can get a radar key and you can get a can't wait card to signal urgent needs to staff or a digital card to show staff to explain why you immediately need to use their toilet aww I get it

it's good no I didn't no you didn't no you didn't I didn't believe you at all but also then it's like

can you get like an angry bitch card where you're like I'm just angry can't wait card can't wait card you probably could it's fucking 2025

I identify as an angry bitch I just had a picture I'm on my phone because I'm googling this of Tommy face down no with poo

right up to the back of his neck sorry James that's not a me problem today also do you know what i bought the other day when i went in aldi i bought these the mamma mia wipes yeah but they've made them head to toe wipes so they're like massive baby oh so you could just do one big like for an explosion like a cosmetic consult almost so anyway back to my so i was already a bit like oh you you wanker yeah so then i went to cheer myself up and it

was after you know hugo had gone to doggy camp or whatever and so i was already like i'd been crying all morning and then i went to cheer myself up by getting a frappuccino i they are only for cheering up the calories in them the calories in them and they are gluttonous the gluttonous they are they are giving m&s strawberry yes sandwich they are they are once an occasional thing you know like i could have gone and i don't know taken crack or like which would have been probably better had a glass of wine and a cigarette but instead no instead my poison at that time was so i went in and they're getting my frappuccino and i actually wasn't on social media if i had been i still would have said yeah anyway i actually was not on social media i was signing

some very important business documents. Yeah, I actually meant to say, when you told us what it was, I meant to say, wow, but forgot. Yeah, yeah. So, I don't know, yuck. So I was signing them, and I was stood by,

you know, like in Starbucks where you pick your drink up? Yeah, you order and then you move along. So then, I feel a presence creeping up behind me. Yeah. This goblin stood behind me. What was he wearing?

An old man in, like, an anorak. and he was big, big, tall. A big old man. And he towers over me and he goes, on Facebook, are we? I can imagine you like... And I literally, the way that I was... I can imagine you like turning...

The exorcist. Another one. Another old prick. you know next victim like and i just went like the demon headmaster do you remember him when he looked in your eyes he was terrifying i can't believe we used to watch so anyway and i was like and there was loads of people around i went no i'm actually signing documents and he went oh he sounds bad and you know what if i couldn't scream

storm now you know what but then when i came out and i played the voice note back to myself that I sent you two. Yeah. And Christina, can we all relate? Men, older men, we are generalising here,

but they are twats. Yeah, they can be so derogatory and judgmental. If I was a 35-year-old bloke stood there, No, he wouldn't have said that. Would he have said,

on Facebook, are we new? Because he would have got twatted. Yeah. Twatted in the face or shouted at. And it's not acceptable to do that by anyone.

But then, do you know when you walk off for an argument and think, did you want to go back and do you not think it's when you're in the shower that night and you think and then I said and then he said so I said back to him and none of it happened and you think I should have said

I have my arguments in the shower and then no he got me in the end because then my frappuccino came and he went ooh what's that I think you're embarrassed I was so embarrassed to have a frappuccino it's my frappuccino it was going to be like a cortado

or like a flatbread But I was having, like, my children's drink on me. Chocolate milkshake. And I was just like... So off you stormed. Christina, you... That man as well, the other week. To me and you on the pavement.

I've had a few run-ins with men recently. Old men. But do you know what gets me really angry? And I'm not just saying this, like, to romanticise because, oh, my dad's dead. I just think, like, my dad... Would never. would never speak to a young girl like that ever like who do they think they are where's the

respect just just respect for women for younger for anyone really why so why do you need to speak why do you need to you not think though that people do tend to get grumpier as they get older now i would have thought it'd be the other way around because you'd have so many life lessons that you'd realize that nothing really matters that much and you've done your kids your kids are fucked off what is this we even be grumpy about anymore you're about to retire like shut No, no, no. Old men are bitter. Unless they're rich. But basically, their dicks don't work. True. So, the thing that they have...their favourite thing that they have enjoyed for their whole lives that has led them has broken.

They don't really have, like, friends. They don't have many friends, older men, do they? Because pub culture is dying off. And that's sad. That's really fucking sad. i think that's really sad like my granddad used oh my god i love you granddad um he used to um bowl bowl he used to play bowling i bet he wasn't angry because he was no and he would go like all the time it's social as well yeah and now like it's so people don't socialize do they like women

and they don't have facebook and instagram so they get round together yeah like i used to like go and see my nan yeah my god my nan right she had a face yeah the first people to have a face i remember she had a face i remember at the time being like wow yeah that's a lot it was she had it like i think before i was even born she'd i knew she'd had it because i remember seeing her and you'd and i was like wow that's good and you'd said she'd had a facelift and i remember being like a face yeah yeah that's intense she even had like a pet monkey right she always wore like fur coats like so that's where it comes from and i would go around to her house and she would mine wore corrective shoes and tights she'd be like um here's some cigarettes for you really yeah because

my auntie smoked and she always um she was an air hostess yeah so she'd always be like there you go getting all the facts to me and Frankie when my dad used to come back from Turkey he used to or wherever he was

working at the time he would bring me back a sleeve of Marlboro yeah yeah yeah but the funniest thing is he thought that I was selling them I was fucking smoking them all

so he'd come back when I was like 15, 16, 17 like there's her little business and I'd say because they were so cheap and I'd sell them

for even like a fiver which even then was six quid and I'd be like I'll sell them for six quid he'd be like you've got bloody 60 quid there really I'd take them out

and I'd smoke them i'd hand them out to everyone i'd have one then the other then the other he wouldn't always got fags oh well i did have lots of friends my dad used to smoke he didn't care i don't think he would have cared if i was smoking so my grandma like her and her friends would literally like sit and watch telly together yeah like drink a glass of wine yeah socialize yeah have a brew her best friend i'm not gonna say too much because you just don't know who listens but i was round at theirs once and she was like they were like wittering on about the husband got divorced when she was in her late 60s can we imagine this he was shagging escorts what

and no no watching porn and and my my grandma men are always men men and her best friend literally set him up and they like hid cameras or something so they like plotted all of this and they were like well they've got loads of time at that age yeah i would like what else are you doing having cups of tea and setting up wanking husbands like what else is there to do but yeah but older men they don't really they don't they don't and i don't feel like men talk much that's what we conclude so we conclude as a woman literally i would find shit to fill my day with yeah oh i could easily easily an hour and a half in aldi i could easily fill my day with nothing a blow dry witter witter witter tidy up tidy up nails make a bit of food reorganize a cupboard

older men like what do they do yeah so to be fair in his anorak he was probably just angry at life so i had um i i am partial to an argument with a stranger i have no issue with that if you cross the line or you're rude to me like so say i'm what i'm really bad for say you hold the door open for somebody thank you and they don't thank you i always go thank you or i'll go you're welcome sometimes they fight back yeah but i will always do that i'm partial to that um but the first thing that happened was we were queuing up so i took i'll be james's eldest and thea to gulliver's world yesterday hope gulliver's world never wants to do a deal with me because i'm about to ruin it now how can i say this without sounding like a twat now i'm included in this because i was there

and actually you know kate's friend kate yeah was there she texted me after on that day yeah i didn't see her she got stung by a wasp she said but why is there always wasps at alton towers and gulliver's So, me included in this, it was like the reprobates of the UK all go to Gulliver's World. I, my mouth, my mouth, well, I'd be interested if you reviewed it. My mouth was hanging open at some of the sites that I saw. I just cannot. Anyway, took them both because it's what you do. And, ooh.

Sorry. I'm going to wait for you to stop snotting. So, it started with this. queuing up and we had to go and get a ticket and because albie has cerebral palsy he can get like a pass thing so you can do a fast pass which bloody great to be honest not the cerebral palsy the past so we're queuing up and i'm talking to the lady and i had to ring his mum because they wanted evidence and so anyway we're trying to sort all this out with this little ticket it's like a booth like a ticket like a ticket but you're we were kind of looking in and she was

sat down if you get me anyway there's this family behind me and they are getting closer and closer into your personal space really and i was getting stressed uncomfortable and i was getting stressed i've got such a respect yeah i was getting stressed because i was ringing albie's mom to say what have you got document wise private conversation it was a private and i'm saying can you send me she's like one second let me pull over so and we're trying to sort this out and they're getting closer and closer and i literally turned around and said to them can you move back from me i was really dramatic with my hands because you are in my face and that is unacceptable and they were like shuffled back not much though anyway so that was the first that was the start

then we go on argument number one tick then in we go now this is called an access pass so i do get it's probably really annoying because people are queuing up for absolutely ages for a ride and we walk past them all i get it yeah but he does have a disability exactly so and to be honest to look at him you can't stand up for that no no and to look at him you probably wouldn't look and see it doesn't matter you can get them for like if you've got autism you can get them yeah and the word kids with the ear defense every disability you can have silent but still i get it but sofia is part of it obviously she's absolutely fine she's jumping up swinging off shit cartwheeling everywhere which probably didn't help and then you've got albie who looks probably he's in his

cool gear you probably would think nothing wrong with him anyway whatever we walk past and you have to queue up at the exit that's where the engine so we walk past this woman stupid woman and she goes to albion theater that's the exit and they politely said to her it's the fast access queue she looked at them like shit well that first i thought i thought don't say anything doesn't matter and then she goes to a friend didn't think i was listening that's not fair is it and then she went um how annoying is that that we've been queuing and they get to walk past and that was it and i turned to her and i was like do you know what you could do if you want to get into this queue she went what and i went have a disabled child and she just stared at me and i said if you would

prefer that over queuing then that's what you need to do to get in this queue your child needs to be disabled would you prefer that how old were they the woman was not that that matter no no probably They're my age. Oh, okay. Were they just bitter? Just fuming. And she looked at me, didn't say a word back,

just stared. And I thought, I'm not finished. So I was like, would you like your child to be disabled so you can stand here? Or would you not?

And she just stared at me, didn't say, and literally, you know when someone's just, it's like horses. She could have literally, if she'd have gone, I'm sorry,

you would have gone, listen, you didn't know. If that had been me, I would have said, I would have been mortified. I would have said, do you know what, you're right. And then I immediately would have simmered straight down and gone, it's all right, he looks all right, and it is annoying, isn't it,

when you're cute, and it would have been done. But she just said, and the kids, remember when your mum used to, oh, the kids, I've, do you know what, it made me feel so old and it made me realise I've turned into my mother when I looked at the children and they were cringing and they were going, oh, they were looking the other ways if they weren't with me they were mortified then they start laughing to themselves they were mortified but i'm sorry i couldn't keep it in then as soon as we get home in fact we hadn't even got

home we ring james to say we're on our way home straight away mum's gone mad at someone in the queue he went what and i went well to be honest and he when i told him it was like fair enough but then it happened the third argument no this wasn't an argument this was me just shouting abuse at people actually at this point actually you do one or something don't know anymore

but at this point but actually postpartum thinking about it no actually she's more desperate thinking about it not one of these people

said anything back so that's not an argument that's me shouting at randomers so the final straw yeah an argument is an exchange the final straw

we get in the access queue again to go on the fucking water slide right now i knew i was going to get a bit wet and if anyone's got me on instagram yeah i put a video it was funny people have messaged me about it was really funny so i'll chat i might have to add it to my highlights so we're on this like ring thing and and i'm sat there and i put my hood up because i'm thinking i've had a fresh blow the day before by the way which is good for me because i never wash my hair my hair actually look quite nice quite pretty and i had my hood up and i thought

i'm gonna get a bit wet we go around this thing and honestly the both the kids were nearly born I don't know. Well, they were nearly bone dry, the kids. I must have hit it at a certain angle. Yeah, because you're heavier than them as well. I think that's what it was. And it was almost as if, so I'm filming myself, like, eee, this is exciting.

It was almost as if someone had got an entire bucket of water and just gone straight into my face. That's why your hair's back today. That's why my hair's back today. My hair was wet through. I was such, my bum wet through. I then, after Gulliver's World, had to go and pick the youngest up from nursery.

i had to go to nursery and say to them in case they thought i was some absolute crank i was like i'm sorry i'm wet through on this not raining day and like i'd piss myself as i've just been to gulliver's world you know and they were like all right then and then they were asking the kid do you know this lady um so on the way off again there's this man and i saw him staring at us when we walked past him i saw him it was an old man i saw him looking i knew i knew what he was thinking i knew what he was thinking he was thinking they're not disabled i knew what he And they're laughing and having fun. And having fun.

And you can't laugh and have fun. Be disabled and have fun. Yeah. So we get off and he's staring again. Oh, is it like that? Yeah. So I shouted at him and I said, he's got cerebral palsy.

Oh, God. Yeah. Well, you don't. I said, because I know that's what you're looking at. And he just went, hmm. And he didn't say, he thought of me. I've been like, what are you talking about? I've not even looked at him.

He knew. And I knew. And he knew. And then I went home. You know those fast fast thingies, though. Can't you go on them if you buy extra tickets? It was an accessible, it wasn't hard, it was an accessible, yeah, yeah, it was an accessible ride. But yeah, so that was my day.

Do you remember, sorry, I'm going to lower the tone massively. Oh God. When that young girl died at Alton Towers in the Rapids. Died? Died. She went on a school trip. Oh, that was Drayton Manor. What? Died?

You know Drayton, yeah, it wasn't that long ago. Yeah, that was Drayton Manor, yeah. It was a nine-year-old girl. It wasn't that long ago, that. It wasn't that long ago. She went on a school trip. lauren lauren it really affected she went on a she on the ride yeah how's it not shut down i think it did for a bit is that remember the smiley thing no what was that or the girls with

the with that had her legs oh but that was we were the same age as her so we've messaged her actually so obviously um i went yesterday so really i can't say anything but actually why do we go to theme parks that could that are potentially incredibly dangerous i also why can someone do you for like 10 grand if you bump into the back of their car but then they couldn't go on a ride upside down yeah bang around roller coasters actually are um not good no so um one of the last ride that me and thea went on and also oh my god i shouted at some kids as well 11 i've just 11 it was at drayton manor um imagine you send your kids to school oh yeah so she was she fell off and then got dragged under god anyway sorry about that maybe i won't say that i shouted at

some kids but i did because in pushing do you know what can i just this is a psa to moms everywhere i was watching you know how i love like police and we've spoken about it the netflix no i don't know i was watching this program and it was a fairground yeah we've we spoke we've spoken about it yeah just be careful what you're letting your kids on like those fairs i don't even think they're regulated they're not like it's actually after watching that it was we've spoken about it actually and we mentioned it on the pod it was called trauma unit actually while we're talking about that so we watched this program trauma response or something and i watched that entire program with my mouth wide open i'll tell you what i right the incredible incredible surgeons

and people that we have and did you think this in the nhs like whatever you think of whatever these men there was a man that had been attacked and his face had been really badly deformed and this man put it back together did you watch that one i watched and i nearly cried which isn't like me at the skill of these and the leg that had been broken and they had to fix it i was watching these surgeons and they were putting together arteries i was just and it was the way that as soon as a trauma came in the huge team that were there they were all they were so calm they were all ready for this one person there was like 20 people in a room for this what to help this one person's life and then the surgeons were having meetings i was just i was in awe of these wonderful

clever that they were putting arteries back together they were changing people's lives and And I just, I watched it. Honestly, guys, watch it. And I was really impressed with what we have. A really good charity that you should support. Obviously, there's hundreds of different charities, but Air Ambulance Charity is. Yeah, I was watching.

It was just incredible. Basically, I said to Ed on that programme, I was like, what are they talking about with the Air Ambulance, how it's self-funded? Yeah. And he was like, well, actually, because it's so expensive

It's so expensive to have the helicopter ambulance. Absolutely, yeah. But if it's needed, and they can't do it all the time. Wow. So I just think that's such a good thing to support, isn't it? Yeah, and I was watching the people, the way they were like, looking at the care that these people had for a stranger. I don't know, it just made me feel really warm,

and it made me think how lucky we are to have these wonderful people. Paramedics. Paramedics. What they deal with. What they deal with. They don't know you. they don't know you from adam but they are going to help your life yeah do you know whether it takes you from the call center to the end honestly what's that program called it might be that yeah

and literally those paramedics what they have to deal with and that one of the younger girls on it was like i literally get abused yeah by sir because they'll get a lot of drunken things as well won't be yeah like spice and like um yeah they'll deal with a lot of that but when i was watching them the way they dealt with like like car crash someone from like the way they dealt with these patients and the way they look they're just the love and the care for them i just thought wow if you're in the medical field in any way i don't know i was just in awe of what we have and these incredible surgeons so yeah shout out to surgeons and also the ones that make your tits better like thank you you know because my tits were so saggy so thank you like you've changed

my life right that was deep do you know what sometimes we do episodes and we have like a plan we've got dilemmas and then we just talk the whole time yeah we've been like that lately um so we bumped into each other at the weekend how weird was that yeah so me james and tommy went out because we didn't have the other kids so on those weekends we've kind of made a pact that we're going to go to nice restaurants, different places in Manchester that we've not, obviously with Tommy.

Yeah. So we went to Manchester and we were booked in at, tell me the name, Ashley. Poco Loco, Coco, Right, Circo Paloppa.

No, Circo Paloppa. What's that pasta restaurant called? Circo Paloppa. I really want to go. So it's, I don't even know where it is. Let me Google it. Tell the name.

So there's one in London and then they've got one in Manchester. The decor's very Italian. It's really Italian. So you go in and it is, much oh it was beautiful it was like going in to like florence or something oh i don't know right are you ready that's it

and all the walls were full yeah all the walls were full of like bottles of alcohol like it's very like lemons lemons and all the the plates were like different not matching but all Italian honestly I loved it and there's one in London honestly highly recommend so we went there um and we met James's mum and dad and we went there for I don't know it was I really recommend it it was it was gorgeous anyway on the way there me and James were a little bit early so we said it was sunny let's go to O's house and sit and have a little drink and people watch so we're walking down the street past the ivy and on the other side of the road there's a little blondie and a husband walking the other way didn't notice the husband so don't look at men I look at women

and i thought i was looking at the outfit and i was thinking is that capri leggings and a vest or is that an all-in-one and i was literally just looking up and down as i'm pushing the pram and then i thought oh we're burking and i actually thought to myself probably fake then i looked a bit further still didn't register then i thought might be real what's the man look like and it was ed that i honestly didn't realize it was ashley i just didn't and i and this is all happened in seconds and i was like oh that's not know each other with how weird is that that's weird and i was like ed ed and then so then we they came with us you were leaving weren't you yeah we were walking back to our car you'd been to into town you'd been to a casa which we need

to talk about because we went there for a date night i need to talk about that as well so um yeah so off we went we all tottered off to the host house didn't we yeah and then james's mom and dad came to meet us and it was really nice we had a big good catch up and then we went to the bar to get some drinks and a man started woofing at me yeah so we sat there stood there and we're we're getting there's these men hounded there were these well you were i was dressed like bart simpson no one was looking at me i had the if you've got my instagram i had the long I can't have a curly blow anymore because people call me

Bonnie Blue, on my TikTok it's literally Bonnie Blue oh my god on my Instagram Bonnie Blue is that Bonnie Blue and I reply back saying I'm her sister it's the hair so we were stood there and apparently

now I would not have known this Man United were playing that day you can imagine what that brings out yes you can imagine that Christina knows football yeah yeah it was the first game of the season

shut up she's such a football person no because me and Adam were in the wharf and it was boiling these men were off their tits

and they were so inappropriate and we turned around and I was like we embarrassed them didn't we like yeah

so they were next to her I would say they were late 20s probably mid to late 20s and they were look at you and they were going oh

yeah and they were off their box off obscene like wow like in my face and I was like this is really uncomfortable

and then they were going they were saying to the other one but loudly because they were fucked a thousand in a day and they were fucked gurney and everything so we then looked at them

they were calling me Bonnie Blue so she turned around and we were like did you just call her Bonnie Blue and they were like no me mate did you no me mate

and they were off their tits on shit coats yeah shit do you know that kind of man is honestly so unattractive once once and now so now thanks bonnie blue you burned curly blows for bond girls

yeah bronned um her hair color's really nice by the way she's gorgeous very pretty her ass is great it is isn't it but i once was on the train i think i was having some kind of procedure or i know i was working on harley street i had a clinic on a sunday and it was like i got the first train that could get you into london because i just used to do like a full day anyway i'm at crew station or somewhere and it's a funny place crew the 7 a.m train by the way that's such a hack you know getting the train from crew yeah i know it's cheaper so much where's crew it's not it's probably 40 minutes from me yeah what i thought crew was like birmingham no it's like after stockport baby the trains are so fast they're so much cheaper so you drive to park your car

yeah you drive so oh okay and also if your train if you're heading back up north if your train ever ever gets cancelled or there's postponements just get the train to crew and then get an uber home there you go didn't know that i thought crew was very far away head to crew or always get the train from crew because most trains pass through crew it's like a huge station well thank you for that well done crew what a what a place anyway so i'm in fucking crew station shout out guys cruise station if you want to do a club five stars and it's got a vip lounge yeah so if you're going premium well what day yeah you can sit in this lounge get free tea and coffee so wow you just scan your ticket to get in in euston station they've got one if you're

first class in euston station it's free wine i was first class when i went the other the other week you know uh at the station that bit uh where the bar is that all bar one yeah right next to there did not know that you can go and say it's free wine free food sky tv i can watch 10 minutes are you all right do you remember when you were younger and you made you're so fucking funny honestly so then she's got the birkins office and you get free sky you're just right so back to it i literally was the only person in crew station at like i had the whole thing to myself yeah at like 7am you're really selling this i hear you know i can film where it's like

and i was like what's that monstrous what's that monstrous this group of actual football hooligans yeah because we're going to a match and they hadn't slept did the chant get louder Yeah, and then they came, we're up, they're all, we're up, we're up. No, they were actual football eulogists. And this is why I hate men. And I had to sit with these group of men, literally leering, leering over me.

I bet they stunk. It stunk. They had cardboard boxes of booze. They were literally sniffing gear in front of people. Luckily, then, more people started arriving. And everyone was disgusted I bet they were having a great time I'd like to go out with them

Why is my mum ringing me They were saying stuff like And then we're going to meet these And we'll see the other team And we'll bash them So okay So men You know when we're like what do men do

There is men out there guys That support football teams That really give a shit about them Where they literally their day out is getting off their tits right drinking all sorts pissing

pissing everywhere that's the worst is pissing no are you actually ready for this can I just say if I understand how tempting it could be right you're desperate for a wee your willy flies around you can put it in any direction you can stick it anywhere whereas a woman we have to

squat down it's like if I had a penis and I was desperate for a wee I can kind of see why you might just want to pull it out and chuck it against the wall I get it so anyway the stuff that I heard come out of those and they were going like

we'll go to the brass house and that's someone's husband that's someone's husband with three kids all married and I was like are you all like you pathetic

and then they probably went home the next day to the wives like hello darling just watch the game yeah we just watched the game just glad to stay so then

one of my other I think it was Ed and his friends went out in london and all the trains got cancelled on the way home there is nothing worse than a hungover houston station situation is that horrendous the only answer is all bar one all bar one yeah like that is the only don't ever get broccoli from there though oh yeah remember so and anandos oh yeah obviously oh god i love nandos anyway so they like all the trains were

cancelled and there was football on so they all end up storming everyone storms onto this train right it doesn't matter if you've got a seat doesn't fucking matter free for all and there's football hooligans on this train and one of them his mate fell asleep with his mouth open pissed in his mate's mouth oh other people you joke on the train and on that note we'll wrap the podcast up for this week see you next week love you very much bye you