Nip Tuck - Are Free Flights From A Man Escorting For Free?

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

We welcome back Ashley who explains why she had to take a week off from the podcast. Lauren's finally moved house and has been struggling with the stress of her first move into an empty house.The girls chat about splitting girls holidays by income, what they bought this week and if a man pays for your flights and a holiday, is it escorting for free?Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Susie's via our Whatsapp or email [e-mail]

and then they started wheeling me to the delivery unit oh my god and i was like stripping my clothes off because i was like come on come on oh my god um and then like i looked at megan and frankie and they were both crying and i was like oh my god and then um i managed to get to try gas and air what's it like so i have tried it because i was off my tits i don't remember yeah it's so good just send something over because we need you i need something to read whilst i have me cocoa pops yes oh you're still eating them yes i'm in love with the cocoa next time you're having um i'll also need some new outfits um and i'll need my own bedroom because just letting you know now

you're not getting it yeah from the get-go but i'd love to like yeah cool we can and i think that the trip would be very quickly not going ahead because i think they'd think or you'd get your own way so there we go guys hello and welcome to nip tuck not giving up right guys ashley is back colleen has worn the cci pads i've moved house and we've got quite a few debates and things to think about one of them is if a man flies you out are you escorting for free now as always we will be releasing our main episode every wednesday plus our bonus on patreon on friday however you can watch full episodes where you can hold it over to our youtube everyone can watch our

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of people um listen to it on the treadmill watch it on the watch your youtube on the treadmill which i think is a great idea stunning you do it so i don't have to so if you head over to our instagram page and tap the link in our bio it's got links on how to find things like bloody youtube patreon all the things email phone number now i'm back yes let's do a little round up like how much better do i look so much better different person like i needed yeah two weeks in bed yeah i didn't realize that so basically i was really not good and i'm not great still like i can do probably two things a week maximum yeah so i've got today and tomorrow and then that's it yeah you're not not allowed to do anything else and i really have to say i'm not allowed to do anything

else so i think what's happened here is this is my theory that someone else actually came up with and i agreed with because i pretended to not be pregnant for 20 weeks yeah it caught up with me what like the um like the impact on your body because you just carried on cracked on yeah it wasn't that i just hid the pregnancy that right yeah but i did i did i didn't like didn't rest or anything and i think it's caught up with me so basically what happened i'll keep it brief because yeah um i had a bladder infection so the last time we recorded we were talking about it yeah i was like i've i've had this bladder infection and well i thought it was a bladder infection because do you remember i said like that didn't show up on my way in yeah then after that after i recorded

again i went home and i had the lump yes which i'd noticed where because that either that day or the day before yeah i'd been like oh is the baby sat on that side you know sometimes you can see like a where the baby's kind of back is so i was like oh you've got like is that where the babies she was like no and then it's got bigger and bigger this lump and i got pain down that side and i was like oh this is yeah i'm gonna have to do something about nothing worse when you think oh gonna have to so i've got um as i've said before i'm being looked after by a private midwife emily street i think she's called like northwest private midwife or something i'll tag her on instagram and dr chan and so i've got a midwife group chat called like ashley's antenatal care

that you get once you're actually his baby ashley's baby that's coming um and i said to the girls in the chat i sent them a video and i was like yeah what is this and they were like okay i'd go to triage and just get it checked out so i went to saint mary's triage they were absolutely amazing and i went by myself i thought i'm gonna get an uber and it was like the kids weren't home yet that's always a key i have to make a decision before the kids get home yeah because if the kids were home they wouldn't have let me out of the house and that's it then so i thought right let me just go to hospital yeah and i was in my black skims pajamas with my slippers on you went to the hospital like that yeah couldn't have just thrown like a pair of leggings on no because black skims

pajamas when you're pregnant it's just like a uniform all right all right and um i was in a lot of pain okay fine fine so i got there went in they saw me like straight away and i said i've got this pain they're like okay so they gave me some codeine oh yes and then they hooked me up to a monitor and they're like we need to put a cannula in i think you're gonna need to stay over and what was it was it that her heart rate was just a little bit heart rate was low the baby's heart was low and then they put a cannula in my hand and that's when you know you you're in that's it yeah can't get out um and i was on orimorph as well orimorph is i didn't think it did anything it's liquid morphine it clogs you up

oh my word and it it's what they put oh I've not pooed for three weeks no honestly when I when I was having

you know chemo no it does anything yeah I couldn't shit for a week but I think they were giving me

just like that much of it yeah and when I did oh my word it's what it's like Guinness World Records it's what it's like after a cesarean that

is it you do like the biggest poo yeah they give you it in your mouth yeah liquid morphine nice so I was on that and then I was like

ed you're gonna have to do the rest come here to check on me because like they've said something about the baby and i couldn't take it all in on my own i was like so he came for a bit and then he went home to relieve sarah then the next day i was in again and then i was in again and i was in again so i was there for was it three or four nights but they weren't really giving you any answers worthy because i was texting you like what's wrong you're like i don't know ask frankie and i didn't want to tell you about the baby's heart being low because i didn't want anyone to worry no because so i was like what are you like don't know it's the lump and i was like well what is the lump but why are they keeping you in for the lump you're there don't know ask frankie and

then um they did a scan there and they were like don't know what it is then i had to wait to get a slot for an mri because there was the lump was one issue the baby's heart rate was another yeah so and then the pain and whatever so then basically long story short really boring but megan and frankie came to see me one night and ed had gone and then the lady was like right so we had those two things yeah yeah but they're so annoying and she was like i'm gonna just have to pull this handle because the baby's heart's been low for quite a while now and then the next thing the whole like crash team yeah when they pulled the handle yeah and we were like i've never had that i had that with fear but they were yeah but it was when i was giving birth so you

you know and then they started wheeling me to the delivery unit oh my god and i was like stripping my clothes off because i was like come on god oh my god um and then like i looked at megan and frankie and they were both crying and i was like oh my god and then um i managed to get to try gas and air what's it like so i have tried it because i was off my tits i don't remember yeah it's so good so i said to the lady like basically they were like you're gonna have to have this baby now and i was like not very very not a good time of pregnant um and ed wasn't there and i was like please just ring my husband and then frankie was like well he's with the guy and i was like yeah bring him anyway and then she was like he's saying where should he bring the kids

and i was like just fucking that's just such a man what should he do where should he park where's the best place to park to be fair though bless him when she rang she said it's an emergency you need to come to hospital now and i think the kids overheard that then the kids were all like and he threw them in the car and took them to mom's then he came over good for him good then um basically they were like we might need to get the baby and i was like please just give me five more minutes went in the bathroom i prayed to jesus god i actually prayed i did a full prayer you know you can't just do that with god where you pick and choose well i picked you're gonna have to keep him now i go to church because probably because you have to so all i'm saying is he

answered your prayer fantastic yeah you answered the question now you have to keep you have to keep the religion in the girl's christening for your diary no i don't even know they were having one yes well that's why you've been going to fucking church then yeah um i'll tell you about that okay i have told you about this before i haven't i lucas i i don't know yeah i have okay anyway remind me you pray to god so i prayed to god and they were like ashley come on you get out of the toilet get out of the toilet and i was just stood in the toilet like oh my god so i came out and they were like right her heart's normal again i was like oh wow god and i said can you give me something for anxiety i need something now and that's when they passed me the

it's like your shit face isn't it and obviously because i've not like had a drink or like yeah so it's like i've not had anything i've been like raw dogging like for so long and i was like oh yeah i remember having it when i was in labor with calm me down but i kept doing it wrong so i would breathe it's quite you have to get used to the breathing and i was breathing in when i wasn't happy so basically i was off my tits between contractions and then not i kept getting it wrong it is immediate relief but i remember yeah and i kept taking it wrong but i do remember it was good being knelt over the bed and saying weird shit like weird shit there was a nurse called sephora and she was so she really looked

after me nurses we had a moment where she held my hand she looked into my eyes and she was like you're gonna be okay and i was like and we're gonna be okay nurses are angels on earth so it was really scary and then basically i discharged myself on wait there was a bit of time past sunday making it sound like yeah because they had the mri scan and then they were like you need to wait for the results and i was like well when will we get the results and they were like probably like monday and i was like no and the heart rate was okay again well the thing is like they said like if you hadn't have had that thing on we wouldn't have known even if they're not they don't know why it was or do you think could have been lying on a cord yeah i said is it because of

the pain medication one and they were like no that we wouldn't give you anything that would affect if you hadn't had that on we wouldn't have so do you think that maybe it's quite a potentially a bit normal that that happens that it reduces it's just you would never have known don't know are you now always worrying now i've got really bad anxiety yeah yeah so anyway um i was meant to be speaking at an event and i was still in hospital i'm really sorry to everyone that um that i let down so then the doctor had a chat with me and he was just like you need to rest now chill chill and take it easy yeah so you had like a week of resting and it's been then you were ill then i was ill i'm sick you're sick and you've been moving house this morning i was running

around you understand i've not moved house and we moved into the house i've got now me and thea and thea's dad moved in when i was pregnant and i've had that house ever since i've had it for eight years and that was the first time i moved out of my parents house and it was a new build so it was all nice and done and we just i just moved my one set of stuff in i've never done a house moved from like house to house if that makes sense wow wow um it's a lot done now we're in um that's good we're in but don't overwhelm yourself this more it's been over it's been overwhelming this morning i was running around the garage in my knickers and bra just trying to find a box with clothes in does it feel a bit dirty as well do you know what i have to say

they cleaned it yeah when i moved into my house yeah it was sparkling but you feel it's not your hot yeah yeah and you know what i used i've been using my cc wipes more than ever because i felt dirty and i felt like i couldn't i've not done my skincare i've not done my skincare properly so i was like i know and i used i was not taking a picture for you i promise well i used so i woke up yesterday and i was like i'm and i thought i've got the cryo eye mask so i put them on forgot i had them on my mum was like looking at really weird because her eyes are going anyway she was like oh she had tattoos and i was going around and honestly i expected i don't know what i knew they'd be good because yours but i just i thought oh they'll be they'll be good but

i took them off and my under eyes were so soft i could almost see where they'd been and they were like really glowy so like amazing they're actually like i can't get tense of my friends like these things you've made are actually so yeah and you can be good but you've not tried i need to try because i've been on zoom calls recently and the fucking frodo baggins do you feel oh no these what you do basically because they're cryo effect you put them on and they cool your eyes straight away they really help and they de-puff because they go right up to your temple they're the biggest eye patches that you can get on the market and uh who gave them a little go colleen that's really good oh bless casa what she's a lovely girl she's a lovely lovely girl

um her skin is the best we always say her skin's the best skin tell you looks bloody good divinia taylor oh she's glowy she's very attractive tell us about the event so on friday i went to an event with massive medispa yeah um so julie perry organized it and i went with lola and frankie um because ashley wasn't going because she was having a chill it was at harvey next it was gorgeous but i had to get off for the school run as usual so as usual i was like i thought it would be him speaking first then the dinner and i thought i can just sly off in the dinner no dinner was first then he went on stage with divinia yeah and with amanda who runs his she's beautiful also beautiful but do you know what really naturally but not that it should

matter but just really pretty yeah you know um divinia's like that though as well yeah and she's not had any work done i don't think so like non-surge yeah so i was sat there and it was really interesting right i've filmed it i'm so i'm so jealous i'm so sorry i've not been on patreon as much as normal because i've not even been on my phone but i have filmed a little message i will i'm gonna tell everyone i think they know but i have filmed like a minute of him speaking yeah and i'm gonna put it into patreon for the girls i did do it thinking i'll send this in patreon so basically so this is the annoying thing i had to leave at three and it was like quarter two and i was watching my phone and it was this long table right and they were and i was

gonna have to get up and walk out and i was literally looking like i've got anxiety i've got one minute i've got one minute i've got 30 seconds and i was thinking and i was going to frankie and he took it out and she was like just get up just get up and i had to get up and walk past everyone and get off the stand up while he was talking i felt awful but it's just i didn't mean to it ran over a bit anyway this is what he was saying so when i was the bit i listened to and it was so interesting and i'm so mad that i had to go but he was basically talking about facelifts and he said everything that we've been saying and that you've been saying about sculpture sorry but like don't i've got the video so this is what he said so he said what what we've said

about biostimulators so the what first thing he was talking about was facelifts and divinium was saying to him what about the non-surge that everyone's obsessed with what can we do and he was like honestly and he just described it exactly the same he said when we thank you actually that that beautiful he said when we open up the face uh there are layers like a book like a book you've got muscle you've got like an onion like an onion fashion skin and he said the problem is we need that to be nice and clear so we can separate each layer because when you have like a deep plane they don't just pull your skin up they go right underneath and they actually get your muscle and hoist that up which means you've got a longer internal stitches yeah internal stitches and he

said the problem with these very very harsh lasers radio frequency radio yeah and some of the injectable biostimulators he said the problem is yes they do stimulate collagen but they make everything a bit sticky inside so he was saying exactly fry it so then the layers then stick together he said so we spend a lot of the surgery trying to part these layers and he said it's just not clean and it's not an easy way to do it and it makes it much longer you're under anesthetic for longer it takes so much longer and he said he basically said if you are ever thinking you might want a facelift now a lot of people think well it's out of my league right now never say never um and he said that he said me and terry dubrow i love him um seven years ago

he said i'll be honest seven years ago we were saying there are so many different things on the market now facelifts are going to be a thing of the past people are not gonna and he said we were wrong yeah they said we were wrong nothing has come to as good as the good old chopping it off so he basically said literally he said if you are considering it don't fuck about with them with all that shit because you'll get a small difference a temporary difference and then you may be in trouble later on then he was talking about different types of facelifts and then i had to go the thing is that's like the threads though as well like anyone mentioned that as well like mention that as well they threads and bio stims listen just be careful and he said i've got i've

filmed it i'm gonna put it in patreon i'll actually make that job to do tonight have you seen lauren the shit that chris jenner's getting about her facelift look you can't be what shit for getting it shit for not getting it shit so they're saying it's falling down no oh like honestly people are so jealous and they love you know what the media will be like haha we're right yeah do you know what the media will have done because they built it up and they've got all the best pictures of her and they've probably face-apped them a touch as well or they've edited them a touch they've got the best angles and it's all chris jenner's had a face of look how fucking amazing she looks and it'll be all the best angles best pictures now what they've done same face different angles

different pictures probably hasn't changed one bit but they've swapped the narrative for more press to now her face is falling off again come on so mean you're damned if you do mean and you're damned if you don't so yeah everyone's going mad at her and i'll tell you who else everyone else is going mad at who emma grieve have you listened to it yet right i've listened to two points i've listened to the clips now i've not listened to the episode now i know that clips are often clickbait we've seen it ourselves where people take small bits of what we've said not the full story and they get all angry and they shared just little bits and really were like yeah but did you listen to me at the end when we said so i i appreciate that but she will have had oversight on what was released

i would have thought at her level giving molly may 24 hours in a day yeah all over again so tell me two points tell me tell me you tell us what she said because you're better the first one that she did was about um how working from home is killing women's careers i don't think that that's the one that we need to discuss that's not that's not our thing the second one though is the one that i like which is she says i'm a three-hour mom okay i definitely haven't heard that bit yeah so she's emma greets got four kids yeah and she's 44 43 44 she looks amazing amazing businesswoman like she created good american skims like like fantastic 43 43 she looks really good um so she's hot she's clever and she's rich and basically she said i have nannies

and i'm a three-hour parent i can't do it all and i don't want to do it all so i see my kids for three hours at the weekend and that's what i do i didn't hear that bit yeah right right and she sees them for three hours at the weekend like she does things with them for three hours but like i feel like loads of people have gone mental over it they have gone mental yeah but you're not em agreed yeah like she wasn't speaking to you susan yeah she was just does that make sense so the bit that i saw the bit that i saw because i guess it's a case of do you agree do you not agree the bit that i also who's fucking shut the fuck up so it's her life yeah i guess and it's other women slagging off women who are trying to fucking yeah you know be a conglomerate

business woman like you could you what if a man said ed ed fucking plays golf all weekend well he doesn't even see them for three hours if he went yeah uh take take the kids to get an ice cream once a week yeah no one would give a fuck no so i think i think there's two two elements to it there's do you agree with her or not and then there's is it our place to care to judge her so the first bit is is it our place to judge and no because this is the problem with judging other mums everyone does it differently and they're allowed as long as the kids are safe and looked after and happy and all that we're allowed to do it differently now the other side is do you agree so some of the things that i saw at the beginning of the clip i thought i was going to be on board

with it and i was like because what i thought she was trying to explain which i think she was in a way was don't look at me and think i'm doing it all myself because i'm not and i like that because we do look at people and we think you're a business woman you're this how are you doing i can't do that and i've got a personal trainer and i liked how at the beginning she was like i've got a chef i've got a nanny i'm not doing this on my own and i liked that you can't do it on your own i liked that because i thought that makes people feel better when they think i can't do it because she's not doing what i didn't agree with personally me was when she went on to say i'm selfish i come before my kids that to me i didn't agree with not that she'd do whatever

the fuck you want but i think like you put your kids first your mum would always put you before herself wouldn't she i kind of get what she's saying i think since having kids i work harder than i've ever worked harder before because they rely on me but yeah yeah i get that you know what she was right and she said something that i have had before as well where she was like i'm not at every school play i can't be yeah like and i've had times where i've got a massive thing booked in or a trip or whatever and i have to be there and then the school play comes up i can't be you can't do it yeah and there is obviously there is that like you you're making a life for your kids but i just didn't when she said i come before my kids i think if we all had that opinion human

nature would not carry on because the whole point when you have a child i think is that they will always come before you no matter what that doesn't mean school plays and stuff i just mean in general when she said it i thought no i think she said it you think it was she meant like as in like my schedule is my priority and like like that kind of thing because when she said that i was like oh i don't think that's come across right because our kids come for before all of us that's why we've had kids and if they didn't come before us imagine what state the world would be in because like my mum puts me first that's what you do when you're a parent but i think maybe that was just taken maybe i've taken it a different way to what she meant it yeah um i like i think good on her

for being honest because she probably knew that she was gonna get judged we know a lot of people who have got people that literally wipe their ass and they don't live with them and they don't say i know someone that has got like multiple staff and and says online that they do it all themselves so what this what it brings us back to with women and chris jenner's facelift but then i say that i don't do it myself and i get shit you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't which one do we pick do we lie or yeah do you want us to lie and say we do it all so that you then feel shit yeah because you're not able to look do what or yeah do you tell the truth oh my god help but then you're a dick so listen to this that i need to tell you okay i did not know this while you're

finding that speaking of help guys you're all going to be thrilled i have got some help at home she's finally she's finally fucking done it because i reached a point you can't do it last week's episode where i was into it i was like i i can't do this anymore so my you'll see now a bit more of my socials probably my niece who i love to bit she's not 15 like you might think a niece she's 30 odd um family person she's gonna come and help me a couple of days a week with tommy she'll still be in the house with me and tommy and she can do bits for me and i feel like a fucking weight is lifted that now that i've bitten the bullet you can be a better mum all round i feel like i can now yeah because i was losing my fucking shit like this morning me and

sarah were getting the kids ready and um some workmen were in the house and i bet at first oh here she is with the nanny and then i could see them being like fucking yeah like you need that like there's a lot there's like one needs its hair done yeah one needs its shoes put on it's a long one's crying on the floor because it's lost a bracelet yeah yeah yeah right so basically get this one as well right go on oh i've got sweaty little feet little pig in 1960 bridget bardow gave birth to her only child a son nicholas and the father was an actor she was 25 years old she was at the peak of world fame on the same day she gave birth she made the decision to give the child away adoption gave the child to the family of the father so according to the

documented facts on the day she was discharged from the maternity hospital she handed over the newborn nicholas to his father for a forever and him and his family raised nicholas from the first days of his life to when he was older bardo never participated and said that she didn't want to participate. In interviews over the years, Bridget Bardo explained her decision directly, which I think is amazing. Her most famous quote was, I prefer animals. She devoted herself to animal rights. She founded a foundation. She publicly criticised humanity and her son lived with his father and his new family down the road. Nicholas grew up knowing his mother was alive, knowing his mother was famous and was only 10 minutes away by car um and that she did not ever want to see him

he tried to build a relationship with her several times in his adolescence and every attempt ended in the same way refusal to meet from his mother nicholas stopped calling bardo his mother 40 years ago he refers to interview to her in interviews as bridget bardo a public thing not as his mom she's still alive and they still both don't speak i swear she's dead can you google it go on she handed him over on the day of his birth and that's it so basically right i have a lot to say on this i'm just she couldn't have an abortion abortion didn't exist oh did it not no and you know what i was just thinking about this i was like why don't you not have an abortion but then let him live you might not be in his life but if you'd have got

right exactly but then also as well what so you meant to just you got pregnant any of us can get pregnant yeah yeah sexually active she's still alive isn't bridget bardo yeah she died last year i thought she died last year okay so basically then i was thinking like what you said she gave in my life and she never muddied any of it yeah she said from when she was pregnant to the day she gave the baby away she had a plan and she was like listen like i don't want kids but i was pregnant and and do you want that shit for it people love talking about it there's two do you know what when i first when you first told me then i was horrified i was like how could you but i was at first and i was like oh my goodness yeah like oh but also look at some of the people

that aren't fit to be parents very true that are still keeping those children like where they're confused of like am i partying am i doing this what am i like people that are mistreating the children that aren't looking after them properly like at least just give it up and say i can't a bit of something yeah yeah i think all or nothing yeah i think that does right and you've got also what about the dad set fuck off if if it happens all the time it's down in history that is down in history because the mom fucked off is the piece of history paper where dwight york fucked off and left harvey from the day he was born and harvey tries to get in touch with him very true he's not being like it's not like a big piece of that is so true you know and day

to day i mean loads of listeners here will have experienced it the dad may have shown a bit of interest and they say from the beginning i don't want a kid i don't want a kid this is just the opposite way around yeah and then the dads or sometimes even worse the dad's half arse it which is actually worse pop in pop out fuck the kids heads up agree much worse and a lot of dads fuck off you'll hear it all the time the baby they have the baby they're there and they're like not for me this and fuck off nobody is shocked by that that story my mouth was like oh she she gave him and didn't come back whereas i know loads of people who's the dad's fucked off and never came back No, they don't have a dad.

Yeah, they're like, oh no, she doesn't see her dad. Yeah. And I'm not shocked by that. Yeah, it's so bad. And so many, I've got some friends actually and their dad fucked off very young

and he lives like not far away and he's got other kids and grandkids and they could walk past each other on the street and not say hello. Yeah, so I just wanted to talk about that. Do you know what? That's a really interesting, because that's one of those

that you're shocked at first and then you deep it and you're like, actually, men do it all the time. They do. Guys, we're going to take a little break now, but we will be back very soon guys welcome back now without you the podcast would not even be a thing we would be nothing we need listeners we also need your contribution so any like current

affairs topics even you think i wonder what the girls would think of this just get in touch if you've got any dilemmas if you've got any funny anecdotal stories for us head over to the instagram page at nip tuck pod but also you can email us totally anonymously lucas reads the emails we don't hello at nip tuck pod.com just send something over because we need you i need something to read whilst i have me cocoa pops yes oh you're still eating them yes trump i'm in love with the cocoa next time you're having um when i was out when i was younger i used to dance we do that at bongo's don't we it's giving me a it's giving me ptsd baking soda i got baking do you know what i used to like

um i'm gonna take your broom and sweep the yard you better push it and i used to go Watch your wigs And then you go down Watch your back in it Pop those away girl I've done that in Corfu Can I just say Is anyone else's toddler

Obsessed with the Shake it to the max song What's that? Do do do do I don't know this one Shake it to the max Do do do do Right as soon as that comes on

Snowy Oh does she love it Oh does she get herself going Yeah Well Tommy's standing up now Yes And he's standing And he's like

But he's not walking He got his first shoes, yeah. Unfortunately, Clarks, it's where you have to take them. So I got him two pairs of trainers and I can't get his big fat wide feet into them. No, you have to get them meshed and get the wide foot ones. Do you remember the thing at Clarks? They used to have the little boards.

Yeah. But then they got the automated and they had those like things. They've got the board back. Thea had a board from what I remember and she had these patent little Clarks shoes. You have to get your kids feet. What did you put a boy in? you're gonna have to go and get they're called like pre-walkers and they're soft sole shoes

i'm really sorry you've got to like my nursery nurse had a chat with me because i kept buying him like cool new balance trainers i bought him some donks yeah no because when they're learning to like stand up they have to be able to like feel the toes and like stuff like that and basically they're they can end up with like flat feet and oh it doesn't she said get him please a pair of properly fitted pre-walkers and they have to have like ankle support and stuff i had horrific flat feet when i was younger i'm not surprised pain i used to have to wear these special little my feet have stopped peeling finally there's not or is that fluff hanging that's right guys there was this quote on instagram and i had to bring it a man flying you out is not a free vacation it's

escorting for free so if a man takes you on holiday or pays for your flights to go and see him somewhere then it's it's not a free vacation it's escorting free so i give you an example of this right and this person's gonna kill me for talking about this but we love that but it's fine um let me mix things up a little bit throw some mud on it um right so basically one of my friends went on a first date the other night right and the date went well she's like it was yeah it was like good and he this weekend has invited her to go somewhere right say grantly hall soho farmhouse vibes for a night right and i was like you absolutely can't do that and she was like why and i was like because that's a shag you're gonna have to shag him or you're gonna have to sleep

in his bed like it's too much it's too much too soon yeah i do agree with that and there are people that i've never been sadly flown out anywhere i've been offered you will have been i don't think i have um but i guess it's like i don't know why dubai is coming in my head because it's like one of those places but like maybe someone lives in dubai like i'll fly you out to see me for the weekend girls that like go on sugar daddy trips where there's like a group of older men right and they get invited out but do they have sex with them i think a few yeah i do right well in that case what you need to weigh up is how much you would charge for a shag versus how much the holiday is and work it does it make sense if the holiday is like a private jet

five star for a week all includes and you've spent they can't do their own thing though they're on a strict itinerary they get told what they have to wear they're not allowed vapes at the table for example like that to me is no it's not a holiday i would rather be in benidorm with lauren yeah than like you said on a private jet and going to x y and z place like i don't want what if you had like a couple of mates that all kind of did that kind of thing so you were with your mates you were just getting flown out to go and get pissed i don't think that's that bad is it never like that yeah it looks like that to me and they'll tell you that it's like that but i don't think it's not like anybody want to give us any ideas guys just a pre-warning like be be

fucking careful and don't just be careful be clever like if some guy is saying to you like oh you're like i'd love to take you away and yeah blah blah blah like okay fine but you this is what you say oh darling that's lovely but um i'll be missing some time off work i'll also need some new outfits um and i'll need my own bedroom because just letting you know now you're not getting it yeah from the get-go just say yeah but i'd love to like yeah cool we can and i think that the trip would be very quickly not going ahead because i think they'd think or you'd get your own way so there we go but i do i do agree that when you have to set boundaries when you meet people somewhere or like you get a hotel as long as you know if if a guy is getting a hotel room

with you he thinks his cock is already inside you absolutely and if that's if you if you're okay with that fine but if you're not just know that you'll get pissed you'll feel a bit guilty and you will shag him yeah you'll put out you will put out because you can't really not when you've had a few drinks you're quite fancy you're not it's gonna happen so either make a decision i'm gonna shag him anyway cool i really don't want to so therefore don't go one of my friends went to i think like they were on like their third date or something and he was like oh let's book to go to amsterdam like in the morning or something and they went and then he picked this hotel and he clearly must have done this like so many other times because he like totally knew the script

and he was just like there's a sex shop opposite like he must do this all the time and he was like you know we can go and get you an outfit and like pick and he was like picking like toys that he wanted to use and wow and you know what some girls would feel like they didn't want to look boring so they'd be like oh yeah we can go to a sex shop but actually just think about it for a minute like do you want to do that going on holiday with a man is extremely tiresome like i would like keeping up appearances all that time like you can't go to the bathroom when you want to go to the bathroom you can't eat what food you want to eat when you want to eat really because you kind of have to do on their schedule then also like the packing of the bag like the the putting the brain power

into the outfits then i hate airports and then like traveling next to someone like dead close to you yeah and having to speak to them all the time oh my god that's so tiring yeah like at least like if i went on holiday with ed we could have hours of silence yeah like yeah and i can just sit on my phone yeah and you're fine and that's it and like we go for food together we're like just look around yeah like it's fine but you might you can do that but yeah i i agree actually and i think keeping up appearances for all that time and trying to remain trying to keep whatever lie you've told him you are yeah whatever lie i'm demure but that's hard and not like like what if a burp came out like it's hard to shave your legs yeah yeah and then it starts growing back

it's a long holiday it's like what do you do with that no no it sounds very like you owe them something maybe of course you do and i think they know that so i think the best thing to do it's a girl's holiday yeah now i saw a tiktok and i'll share it on patreon this girl said something groundbreaking go on she said i think girls holidays should be split depending on what each of us earn so you've got a group of girls say they're in their early 20s one's on 16 grand a year one's on 35 grand a year yeah we all want to go and have fun but there's going to be two different types of agenda totally get an agenda that you can afford so you should really get your heads together figure out what portion everyone should oh so

based on their salary okay well i kind of get it because she was like the reason where girls holidays and hendus and stuff like that go wrong is when everyone's trying to stick to one and to be fair right if we are looking at a percentage of your income it's relative to you it's relative to you so if we say this is really bad maths but let's say it's 20 of your monthly income i don't know i can't add up your disposable your disposable income 20 of your disposable income for one person it will be less 200 and the other person might have five or yeah but still it's still 20 of your income so yes you're paying more but you do earn more so it's gonna hit you the same but then what about outgoing i kind of get it do you know what though if you but i feel like you could get a bit

arsey about it all on board with it it'd be great but if you weren't it wouldn't then what i i think people would get pissed off with that massively she just said that like but i get it it makes the girls that don't own as much feel really under pressure and really shit which i totally i've been there before yeah i think the best thing i've been there and it's like i have a lot of friends that are older than me so i'm in a different position i rarely felt that in my 20s where they'd be like oh well the hotel's 500 quid and i'd be like oh my god i can't afford that and then i'd feel awful saying i always remember this time and danielle actually commented on my moving house picture and she referenced 75p and it's like a joke that we always have

basically we went to mykonos it wasn't that long ago and what we do is that when we first started the podcast wasn't it maybe a little i don't know i'd not met james for long so maybe a year in yeah and i went with my three friends that we went on loads of girls trips when i was single and they are they do incredibly well for themselves on their own they have business women they have incredible businesses and they've got fucking till i had just moved into my mum's because i couldn't afford to rent my house out anymore to pay for my house so i was renting mine out but i still went on these trips and i made it happen we went to mykonos and what we do when we go on holiday is we all use one of the girls is amex for everything yeah because we do everything

together anyway so it's not like one would go off and then a bill and then so everything amex amex amex she can get the points every taxi every meal amex amex and then at the end she looks at her amex adds it up says right split it between four you and me you and me that's how we've always done it means we don't lose cards it's just so easy she gets the point a kitty a kitty basically we just always whacked it on danielle's amex and we've always done that and i'll never forget we were in the taxi on the way to the airport and obviously i was on a come down we'd been i was fucking oh it was a wild one that was home time and danielle added up and she was like right girls it's it's and she said i'll never forget your face she said you were just sat there and she

said whatever the amount was how much was i can't i can't remember i don't even remember but she said i went around she went and i've never seen you said you were looking out the window you just went and she said your eyes just went she said you looked at your phone and went well i'm gonna have to owe it you because i've got 75p in the bank and did you and she'll she said and you know what she's lovely she says like looking at you now she said and she said you know what i loved about you you didn't lie you didn't sit there and go fine with me guys you're like i've got 75p in the bank i'm fucked up because i'd been like shot shot oh no i bet you were the main spender probably yeah and i think the time i didn't realize how much the taxes were gonna be and she just we made

it work and they got the money back but she just said i'll never forget the way you were just like oh we're going home now and she was like right girls it's x amount she's your eyes widened and do you know what it's a nice story to tell because you know i don't i have more than 75p now send in your girls this time of year we always do an episode based around like girls trips girls holidays hen do we shit send send it in do you not remember that time when um the girl is it the girl that owns clark and beau was in the salon and one of the hens had robbed some money and they all had an argument in the salon i vaguely remember this yeah and they sent it into the podcast didn't she do it she did a tiktok about it yeah lindsey she's called yeah and it's that story's mad like

any stories like that girls yeah send them in because we love like answering any kind of well i've got a story um somebody i won't i'll mix it up and throw mud at it so we can't work it out friend of mine's somebody x i don't know i can't remember he went on a stag do so there was something like 20 of them right they went on ed's not allowed on they went on it was either a stag or a birthday i don't remember what it was to the watch situation i don't remember what it was but they'd all gone still and i think it was amsterdam and they'd all given the money to this guy to book it all it fucked off the guy didn't turn up they do they got off the plane they got to the hotel

they hadn't paid for it they gambled the money and they were all 20 men wandering round Amsterdam and the guy had not turned up

and I think he was in a severely bad gambly addictive situation one of my best mates meant to go on a stag

Covid hit all our money got do you remember when that happened to me yes and he was like we've lost the deposits

found out a year later he got them back that happened to me that happened to me And I went ballistic. Yes, that did happen to me. Something like that happened to you?

Yeah. Shit house. Someone fell out with me over telling that story on the pod, so I can't tell. Okay. But yeah, it does. Yeah. You do.

They are a monster. Okay, let's do what we bought this week. What we bought this week. What we bought. Well, it'd be better than Lucas's. Is the list on here? I'm going to get mine on my phone, guys. Better than, or have you done it?

Better than Lucas's what we bought this week. Fucking hell. Fuck you. what was his oh it was like I need to listen to the pod on the way here to put my palms on

well those piece of shit wouldn't set up properly yesterday right well un-recommendable but the water flosser hi guys

here is what we bought this week okay this is fabulous this is powder poof

and mirror and it's a pinky powder we love a pinky powder it is called poudre poudre universile ah

Libre in rosy light, Chanel-y, okay? Now, things we bought this week that really are, in my humble opinion, worth it. The Miracle Cryo under eye masks. By the time this goes out, I will have probably sold out. However, there are some being put on a plane and a train as we speak. So I may be able to put them on some kind of pre-order,

but you're not going to have them in your hands for a little bit. They are the best thing you will ever, ever try. Lauren can warrant for that. Aye. If you're going on a girl's trip, take them with you. Put them in the fridge. They will literally cure any sign of hangover, sleepless night with a child.

They're fantastic. I got the Shark Mini Fan. That's such a pregnant thing to buy. It is, but did you know you can attach it onto the baby's pram? we i've got something that attaches yeah but it won't be as good as a shark flex breeze hydro go it's the shark fan i'll how much is a picture here if it's the one i'm looking at it's 129 and it's like a twist one right listen i'll blow in your face for that comes with three different heads it's got a de-puffy on it so it can de-puff your

face then it's got one that sprays a mist of water on you then it's got just a normal fat i will throw water at you okay or is it the shark chill pill it's the chill at 129 pounds yeah but you can put it on the baby throw water in the in the pram and so it can de-puff the baby yeah it is going to be so hot in hospital when i have the baby i think for a hospital for a hospital i think that is a really good mine was like two pound of amazon jobs j-o-v-s okay so they are a beauty tech company and they have got the ultimate postpartum purchase i think you're gonna run to buy this go on joss if you're listening we would love to try these items out ems cycling shorts oh Ooh, I'd like that.

EMS cycling shots. So basically, we have discussed before, I really need to book him with an EMS trainer after I have the baby. Charlotte is starting, is getting a sculpt type thing. Stunning. So EMS is...

Electrical muscle stimulation. Yeah, and it goes zzz, zzz, zzz, zzz. And you can basically, I've spoken openly before about the fact that I use a slender tone. Yeah, it's like a slender tone. It makes you... Really good.

it's like um the what's it called that treatment that we have yeah but an at-home version so these contract booty shorts that's great or leggings with it built in for your arse so you can pump your arse up while you're at home you're doing your jobs but also they've got a postpartum belt to help with your red light therapy oh wow it's red light therapy and ems oh great idea how cool is that how expensive are they very not that but i think the the belly band was 220 not bad competitive with the slender toe yeah yeah and has the red light feature so jobs good one um always postpartum knickers yeah so i've started buying bits now after that scare yeah the other week because i was like i just did the week before no after that scare the other week i thought you

need your backpack just in case like yeah and um obviously we speak about period knickers blah blah but you need the big guns for the first couple of days couple of days now before even in the short period of time the two years since i last had a baby things have changed again and always have brought out postpartum knickers perfect which aren't like the freedom mom ones oh they're not no they've got pad in like a big lady nappy and they come right up here so they go over your section perfect um i love that also lilettes have got maternity wipes that are flushable it's for your fanny yeah brilliant because it does get hot down there just have them near the toilet we've got all of that stuff like oh that the smell the smell guys that luckier you'll if

you've had a baby you'll know this yeah it's like after a few days the blood stops and this like mucus yellow stuff and i have never like meat it's like dead meat it stinks and it comes out for days i remember being like what yeah i don't think i got it oh it stinks yeah so yeah um loop earbuds i discovered these in hospital so francesca um because she's a frequent long oh you mean loop yeah so they're called loop yeah i've heard of these so they come in a little everyone loves them lauren life changing when i was in the maldives and it felt like our hut was being blown away by the storm everyone was messaging me like loop loop loop it's so so good yeah um outdoor beanbags well at the minute we're going to be sat on beanbags in

our house so basically there's these beanbags on amazon and you can get kid versions as well because like i've just got i buy them every summer chuck them about there's called like fat boy beanbags and you can leave them outside and everything and there's so much comfier than a lounger i need the link for that because we have nothing in the living room to sit on at the minute and we want then you'll reuse them again in the garden and the kids ones i think were 30 pounds each that's not bad so i bought one each for them and they just sit on them and they roll around and jump on them and maybelline tubing mascara everyone is talking about this also the lifter gel lip gloss fantastic dermalogica skin sculptor so this is the dermalogica serum

for your body the one in the great long tube it is expensive it's about 100 pounds but it's got nad plus in it it's proven to tighten your skin the body skin tightening stuff is expensive yeah because the products in it are expensive and you need a load of it so they are expensive one more beauty product if you like the summer friday's lip balms which we do but they are expensive the rimmel lip butter butter up balm it's a dupe of that is it really really good i've tried that i use their multitasker which is quite new actually i should have put it on my list yeah and it is a primer it's a setting spray and it's a hydrator you can just spray it halfway through your makeup spray it damp your brush and it's really really really good and it's affordable

as well that would be great for on holiday oh yeah constant everything i like rimmel because it's affordable but good stuff the lemon vibrator is my last one right so is this an actual shape of a lemon yeah so get it up on the screen let me have a look right uh one of my favorite podcasts luana i actually got this recommendation of them so i'm not going to claim it i love that podcast and it's called the lemon everyone was talking about it on their facebook group so i'm obviously hello like queen vibrator queen masturbator queen and it looks really fucking good lauren it uses like ultrasonic technology it's got like 10 different it does like blowing sucking like ultrasonic what do we even need our husbands for at this point so it it's like a lemon and it's got

a hole what does it say do you remember everyone used to go mad for there was the rose wasn't there Now, this is the lemon. It's the lemon, yeah. Can we see it? It's your zesty new playmate for intimate moments. The clitoral massager is perfect for those exploring air suction bliss for the first time, promising longer, more powerful, and deeply satisfying orgasms. There's a website here, hellonancy.com.

Apparently, it's meant to be £139, but they're currently doing it for £69. There we go. Ah, £69. £69. Right, okay, so the shark fun is the same price. I don't know if you could masturbate with a shark fan so I'm going to go with

if I've got £120 I'm going with the lemon I'm going to spend my money on the lemon right Lauren your recommendations mine's not great because it's been all over

but never bought from here before saw somebody recommend it we are the people yeah some of it's it's quite American-y some of it's

keep scrolling there is a navy striped dress you would like it as well it's one shoulder it's quite short and it's got navy it's really nice and they do like a multicoloured one

which would be lovely for the beach it's really nice go and have a look get it small um so in home bargains they've got a fluffy bear and croissant notebook sasuke would love it i got it for the jellycat vibes it's like a big one like she's got the pajamas and back it's fluff cream and it's got teddies and bows on it and inside she's been writing a diary it's gorgeous i bet it i don't know how much it was mom was a bitch today yeah my mom's been a slag again i bet it was about three quid honestly run to home bargains it's

bloody gorgeous and she's thrilled i got a fridge from amazon because so we moved into the house and realized they'd taken the white goods they will have written down i just didn't read it i signed it i don't know so i just assumed they'd be an integral you don't want a used fridge there's no integral fridge so straight away we're like fucking hell james went on amazon and he found a returned fridge nothing wrong someone who just got it and thought not for me i don't think they'd like done anything weird to it maybe they did maybe shat in it first wanking the fridge but they've thought not for me and they've sent it straight back and it was meant to be 700 pounds and it was 450 pieces no but and we're doing a kitchen reno aren't we so this is all for the

meantime so we don't want to spend a lot of money same with the tv you've got facebook marketplace so you can pick it up that day lauren yeah but this is like literally bought and just straight up returned so there's nothing wrong with it should be in a box and we got a tv for something like 300 quid was meant to be 600 amazon next day look at your stuff like that i did a big asos order it hasn't arrived yet but i think it's gonna be quite nice i got the stradivarius czech balloon pants very treats vibe it's like a balloon pan it's checked sounds awful actually isn't if you type it in i've written the name exactly so you can find it it's really really cute with a little white vest top and i don't really know what else i got um i got a water two water filter

so it's about i put it on my insta last night and we got the fluoride one as well eventually when we do the reno we'll get something a little bit more substantial but it's expensive yeah i think it's 200 quid for both of them and it takes 10 minutes to connect it to your tap it's bare grills is brand and it gets rid of the chlorine what's the difference between that one and the one that i have that's like thousands so yours is an alkaline water yeah so there's something to do with taking the acid this just fitness water on instagram installed so we will do that i will do that when we do the full yeah no but this is just for now and it takes out the chlorine the fluoride and it purifies your water you just put it under your sink and literally it takes 10 minutes to connect

it through and it goes through it and cleans it so if you can't afford the big job or you've not got whatever it's definitely worth it and this is really really popular oh my gosh lauren talking of like home and moving asda asda is giving at the minute i love asda i i do well do you know who shops at asda that reminded me of asda paris paris fiori and i went to get the kids a paddling pool at the weekend on the retail park sold out everywhere and i thought fucking asda went to asda got them a paddling pool 15 quid they also had a baby event on oh the newbie rapid calls are 20 pounds they're quite expensive they're absolutely must 40 pounds they should be yeah um they are a must by the way chef's kiss then um big pack of uh pampers three pounds half price um all of the

kids organic snacks like reduced because they're quite they can be expensive those i bought loads of home bits from asda and i bought the baby loads of like neutral i like some of their baby yeah yeah yeah but i bought that gorgeous table that i tagged on i've not seen that but i've not been on instagram i've not really been looking at stuff it's sold out it was 35 pounds this table and even my interior designer came in and was like table's gorgeous was it from little side table i like asda i like the kids clothes i think the kids clothes are really nice the baby stuff i've not i'll be honest i've not looked at the home much but i also love the matching pajamas so when it's like easter christmas whatever they have the mom little and mini as well babies so

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