Nip Tuck - Ashley's Back!

Episode Date: August 19, 2026

After welcoming baby number four, Ashley reveals what life has really been like since giving birth. From sleepless nights to the moment she decided she was ready to leave the baby behind and go to Ibiza… just seven weeks after giving birth.And when Ashley got to Ibiza, things got VERY interesting. There’s a boat, champagne, a group of girls who refuse to stay in bed and somehow David Beckham made an appearance...Plus, the girls get stuck chat whether celebs be allowed to sell their clothes on Vinted. Is it just recycling your wardrobe, or does it look a bit different when you're already loaded? And what about selling things you've been gifted?And finally… ROLLERS AT THE AIRPORT. Should you be allowed into an airport lounge wearing them?Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [e-mail] sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

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We've got a little bit more to ask you though. If we've ever made you laugh, if we've ever cheered you up, entertained you, helped you during a run, a breakup, helped you with some glow-up tips, please do us a favor back go on to spotify and use your votes to vote for nip talk we would absolutely love you guys to do that share this with all of your friends and again thank you if you've already voted hi guys welcome to nip talk i'm so sorry to say this but it's just me

again i joke it that was a really funny joke it's not she's back guys hi i am back and i honestly feel like my brain chemistry has been altered it does when you have a baby no like this now having four has made me realize i am invincible right do you know what i think personally having just one to start off with and being a single mom oh we have done it all that makes you feel invincible because you're like i am someone's mother and when you have an argument with someone you can say things like i'm a mother i'm a mother yeah i have to and you can say four which sounds so yeah and now i've got two children i'm a mom and you just think that's my favorite i'm 36 year old mother i have two children yeah i just said that the other day to someone i said i'm a 36

six-year-old mother of four it makes you feel like i can keep someone alive i have birthed someone i've done it on my own like i you just it's a great comeback i'm i have a child yeah anyway she's back so where do we even where do we begin but first i've got to do some stuff okay what we've got coming up this week first of all ashley's back we have got a huge amount to catch up on we're talking about wearing rollers to the airport being banned and we're also talking about celebrities selling on Vinted and the drama around that okay now as always we will be releasing our main episode every Wednesday plus our exclusive bonus on Patreon and Apple subs on a Friday however you can now watch us and trust me you are going to want to do that is there anything better

than getting cozy on the sofa in your bed and putting youtube on so not only can you see and feel it's an immersive experience so head over to our youtube where you can watch us and then basically there's this other thing called patreon not talked about it for a few weeks but it's all been going on there patreon is an app whereby you can get yourself involved with the group chats there's multiple group chats on there there's also a direct message feature so you can direct message me and lauren for example yesterday i had about 80 messages on instagram asking where my tracksuit was from and i didn't have time to reply to those 80 messages however the 12 girls that messaged me on patreon they got sent the link straight you're really good like if you've

worn something really good that day you'll put it in patreon before you're asked well i always know as well if something's gonna sell out lauren put it on there you better than me there's like a really good bargain then i'll put it on patreon straight away you do and i give the girls the priority they get early access to my products on there as well i give them little discount codes we do giveaways i've still got like four giveaways to do on there yeah we do giveaways basically you can cancel at any point you pay a couple of quid a month and you can just yeah like there's the bonus though ashley the bonus is on there yeah so on a friday you can listen to the bonus and you can watch it as well which you can't do on youtube because it's a bonus and if you spicy it's more

spicy it's we get into things a little bit more things that we don't want everyone to hear we'll say on there because we kind of trust you more if you're part of that and also if you haven't if you've got a bit of time, an hour to kill, two hours. If you go on there, there are, I'm going to say,

would I say hundreds now? I don't know, I don't quite make, of bonus episodes. So if you just join, there's a backlog. There's a backlog of months and months and months

worth of bonus episodes if you need us more. Exactly. Like we've all been there. You're doing clear out of your bedroom. You're going on holiday. You've got a long haul flight.

You've got a big drive. What can I listen to? Well, girl, we got you covered. So basically, patreon.com forward slash nip talk. oh is that what it is i'm pretty sure can we just check it will be it will be you'll be right you're good yeah if not head over to our instagram and it's in our link tree but yeah we just i feel

like we're not spoken about that for a while so there you go anyway life let's begin let's begin you've had a baby yes you look really good yeah yeah well you know you do like everything has really gone down um everything's calmed down but i think we need to be really like honest about this without sounding like pick me because i don't want to sound like that we are lucky and we do the right things but we're quite lucky with the bounce back some people are luckier than others and i do think a lot of it's genetic so there's a lot of people that answer don't be like oh i should buy and i do have help you have guys which like some people don't talk about i you're really open because it's not fair if there's a girl listening and she's snowed under with life and

she doesn't have help it's fucking hard she's knackered and then she's like she bounced back listen let's be really honest you are lucky and you're in a position where you can put focus into bounce back yeah like you know and you do the right things as well going on the hyperbaric oxygen chamber at breathe vitality it's really good i literally went in a couple of times a week well i'm gonna go back again i need to restart again but i love i love the guys in there they're so lovely so i went on hyperbaric oxygen cryotherapy then i'm not gonna lie i've been jabbing manjaro i wasn't going to but like it was in the fridge it was winking at me and yeah like i got yeah well i've also oh my god have you heard about that peptide that makes your tits huge and your

ass huge and your waist tiny look at me do i look like i've taken that and it makes you like have an ethereal one that james is taking because if he gets a fucking big ass and big tits i'm gonna be absolutely furious i didn't sign up for that like and a tiny waist your eyelashes grow it makes your hair grow you don't have to wear fake nails anymore these are my real nails right one thing we need to be careful with peptides are not fda lauren i'm taking the piss so oh god i thought it was that it's called the barbie pen mate she was gonna be like inside me no i was about it's called the barbie the barbie peptide pen i fully i was ready to one that makes your ass fat yeah yeah yeah i'm joking i'm joking

we made that up yeah let's not get into all that yeah i've been taking supplements yeah yeah i've actually there's a new collagen that i have incorporated um into my routine and then like yeah just stuff for energy you know what i'm like with all my research and i must say i usually am one step ahead of everyone else yeah so you know stay tuned um but yeah baby sweetheart again just a quick one just to mention you she is human by the way as well guys so when you will talk about Ibiza that's coming up just before you went you were a bit like oh shit I feel big I don't feel myself I sent you some pictures didn't I of when I was like a week postpartum and I was like yeah this is what we look like it's fine um so like let's not pretend that there hasn't been crying

yeah she's you've done let's not I was sending Lauren pictures of me crying yeah she had the crying days she had the days where you're like oh i'm so swollen crying day is really a not a nice day one of the girls in patreon actually said it feels like you are homesick but you're at home and then another girl said it feels like you're walking on marbles and i can't explain but how good explanations are that feeling like you're not at home you're homesick at home is a very good one because you're like who am i what is the empty like it's it's that drop isn't it in your hormones yeah and guys like it and i did a tiktok about it and some people were like stop scaring people it didn't happen to me it didn't really happen to me no it has with someone hasn't with others

but if like people i had to avoid people because any interaction i had with someone if they were like are you okay i'd be like no i think that's normal i did have it but i didn't i don't think i had it like when i was meant to i did have crying days don't fucking get me wrong but it wasn't as obvious like when you normally get the hormone drop but oh god i i cried i i cried um so yeah saint mary's hospital was amazing let's talk about sweetheart yes sweetie um she's just so cute you've met her well i've i've have but it was like she was like eight days old um so i've not seen her oh my god recently we did a photo shoot and i was eight days i don't know how you did that so birth birth birth people want to know okay it was an elective section you are

oh my god we we do need to talk about something that i forgot the day i had the date the next day oh yeah guys guys i didn't mind listen to this so that morning that ashley was preparing to go and give birth i thought it was the tuesday it was the monday wasn't it yeah um and i was sure it was the tuesday i didn't really think about it and on the monday i in the morning was sending her absolute voice notes of small inconveniences in my day and and i was like yeah and that happened i was like yeah and they're all really minor inconveniences right she was replying i didn't say anything thought nothing of it then i'm on my instagram later on i'm scrolling she's had she's had the fucking baby and there was a picture on a close friends of her with the baby and i was

like is this one of the other kids i was like you've not had the baby she was like yeah i've had the baby i was like oh i i was like james actually said the baby she had it today she was like today i was like texted lucas she's had the fucking baby i thought it was tomorrow and i fell or i was literally voicing like yeah and then my milk had gone off and and she was making a baby come out of the world um so went into theater and you know i had problems with my spinal you were worried about right and i don't want to scare anyone but i shall so they go in with the local anaesthetic then they put your spine on didn't work again my legs were moving and i was like i told i do you know when you're like i did tell you i told you this happened yeah no one ever

and they were like there's like a one in a blah blah chance the man must have put the needle in wrong i'm very good and this will happen like when you tell a man that you don't come easy and they're like oh no no no they've been doing it wrong when i do it in the way i do it you'll be fine i've never i've never oh so yeah so he didn't work yeah so well it worked right but i could still move my feet and not ideal this is weird so i was like listen you're not going in again right because that's when the the headache and i would not be here today if i'd have had the headache again so it's called like an epidural leak again very rare because if you go in with the needle whatever and brain fluid goes all over i don't know so i just said you're not going in

again so can you get me some gas and air so every time they don't is that even like a what i my legs were like i've had it done twice guys just for a bit of the other side but i've had it twice didn't hurt wasn't an issue and i absolutely couldn't feel no it didn't hurt but i could feel things no i mean the spinal didn't like mine was successful so don't panic it's related to adhd like um that anesthetic doesn't work very well and people with red hair no so and i did have red hair compared to the other sections you've had could you feel more yeah but it was just off your head was it quite fun to be off your tits yeah um yeah well they said do you want us to put you to sleep no thank you and i was like no no no so that that's when they just did the it's how weird is

that feeling when the pulling and pulling and your body is like oh so she came out and it was a lovely experience and they were amazing was it a lovely moment because do you think i think people expect different things from when this baby is lifted out and you're a bit like but you can't and do you not think that because the bed isn't just flat it's almost opposite to flat so your head is and then this baby's like yeah and it's all like sticky it's all sticky did and his face is like compared to your other births was it any different in the sense of how you felt like the moment or have they all been the same because mine was slightly different with tommy and it was it was fine the same kind of yeah um and yeah did you have music on yes spa music

we don't want words do you like that just put a spa playlist on like really do you know what that's really came out to wouldn't you want some kind of like edm or something like something like really frantic because imagine if like i want everyone to be calm and the baby to be calm Tommy came out to Babylon by the rivers no you dick

he came out to let go of your heart let go of your head and baby and then it comes out Babylon not Lion King it was half to that

and half to can we just sorry I made the playlist it was my playlist can people send theirs in I would love to know send in

because if it's a radio you can't choose like funniest things so baby born all okay stitchy stitchy back together yeah um was the hot did you get your room in the end yeah we weren't sure whether you would two nights did you want to stay longer i could have stayed for a fucking week uh i was ready for my bed because i'd spent quite a bit of time in hospital yeah so you were kind of done and it's the food thing like i really enjoyed the

food it's very me that food is you like ed ed would come sniffing for the food and i really like that is disgusting a jacket potato that is like um do you know the square like what's it called of butter and yeah i i really enjoy so yeah the name like yeah we need to talk about it um sweetheart so i did the pictures and it's put some mad filters on oh my god the so what right what happened with this because you you put the picture beautiful lovely really nice it went kind of virally didn't it really i would say yeah yeah so like people are like commenting on it and like i don't care like have your opinion on the baby name but like just tell your mate that it's weird yeah not if you're friends with me though i don't know

but like other people like yeah but some people like it's crazy how much a baby's name like people have stuff to say about it like do you not get it her name is sweetie sweetie snowy and sassy i'm sorry that is absolutely stunning in my opinion like i did a video the other day from my youtube don't know if the girls will let me put it out but i literally was like if you want to call your baby spaghetti bolognese i wouldn't give a fuck yeah like spaggy oh my god you could have had snowy sweetie saskia and spaggy that would have been so cute so like they were commenting on it like on her cv it'll get thrown straight in she's not gonna be sending a cv anyway we don't she won't know what a curriculum vitae is she won't like she won't she and also why are you

bothered why you asked about my child in in 20 years what yeah so anyway maybe we called it and then people were um saying about there was a filter there was definitely like you know when you can run it through certain apps and it like does filtery bits i think the filter had got oh so there was so there was i looked i couldn't i mean it it looked who was zooming in that close but I never usually put pictures of the kids on that's why they all need like a Hollywood force oh my god imagine if I start

posting pictures of the kids but I edit their faces so much that would be hilarious so yeah that was all you didn't take long off didn't take long off but you didn't want to did you you were like alright the kids have been really good but

Snowy's extremely handsy I want to hold a baby yeah they are you saw we took tommy to see sam and olivia's little baby girl and at first it was slightly gentle and then he got pretty handsy and i was like james and it's like when they lay on the stomach and you're like no and they put the hand on them to get themselves up and you're like whoa but you don't want to tell them off saskia's very cute she was winding her she's really good with her she's really good she's really good i think that age gap is actually quite nice yes so that's the baby thing yeah um she's been all right no issues no like colic

reflux the usual shit you don't know yet like she's only five weeks old jesus i thought she was older than no oh so it's not begun yet it's like six weeks when things can run we're not let's not fear monger poor poor lauren i am by the way on that no fucking exhausted he guys he still doesn't sleep like doesn't sleep i last night i'm normally really calm i don't lose my last night i said to james in the night what is wrong with him what do you think like a night nanny would do with him i sometimes think this what what what would they do because like i could sleep i don't know like you can cuddle him and stuff but he doesn't he still won't settle down no he's in my bed this is in this is the kids in my bed so it's not like he is wanting me he's

there what more i'm here and he's still that unsettled because what can i do they like last night teddy woke up at 4 a.m we must have had a nightmare so we just got him in our bed and it was like literally two minutes of crying done yeah but this must be something it's all night like pain yes it's all night and i mean all night we put him down at half seven by half ten it's a cry so i just get him in my bed because i'm done getting up 10 times a night i can't do it anymore so i just get him in with me and i'm telling you probably every hour every hour hour and a half hour hour and a half it's this all and i've recorded it last night i thought fuck this i don't know what to do so i put my

video on i thought no one will believe what this is and then you'll go did the other kids hear him no because i'm quite quick with sorting it and then i'll turn around and i'll pull him i'll cuddle him all because he's still got a doody yeah it got he goes on all night like i i don't know how i'm still alive and i don't know what to do about it so that's that i've got that supplement to give to you for him maybe it's like speed do you remember like when people do you remember like our mum's age they used to just take speed yeah just to fly around yeah no no no seriously like this was not our actual mums well this was she probably did i'll ask mine well no they were called like diet pills yeah yeah so basically all like housewives would have because it was

before manjaro like everyone was obsessed with fat burners and shit yeah they're like the t5 so they take these tablets and it came out yeah they were just all on speed like cleaning the house like whoa do you know what i get it to the kids honestly like that's you need i need more energy and extra shit but yeah not speed not speed no um so i've had my first period after the baby that was was it heavy stuff you know what it's like but how mad is it how you think it's done and then bam and then back again you think it's over and it's so heavy and it's the painful the stuff coming out comes out it's really it's like those aliens that you used to look after when you were little well the thing is i was gonna like throw all of my maternity knickers away and

there's no point because i may as well still keep oh my god no keep them yeah keep them right abitha oh right okay so how how how how you are a animal an animal like a different speed right so basically obviously like megan and jordan are our really good friends and he is the england goalkeeper so he said to a group of us i am gonna like organize a trip to ibiza to celebrate to celebrate how it's all good and we got told what was it seven days yeah it was like a week um and ed was like listen if you want to go we can go if you don't i totally get it and i was like i think i can go like i had people like literally like sarah and my mom were both like you deserve it you can go and christine as well they were like

we have everything covered here yeah you go you deserve it both of you like go and do it um and i think that makes a big difference if you've got people that are genuinely like yeah like if if if i didn't have like we've got this we're gonna be fine you go whereas i sometimes feel like when i'm asking for like help and i think that's the difference between asking family and having someone that works with you all the time there is a difference you feel like a bit like you're putting a bird and like they're doing it for you but really they don't want to and i think that's a big difference if you've got someone who's like i'm genuinely fine yeah and you're like oh yeah so um i got some clothes together that asos swim costume that i've posted on patreon i've got that

it's fucking fantastic i'm sure i've got that and i think i wore it when i was pregnant no you couldn't have worn it when you were pregnant it it's an after job so basically it's this asos like this it is it's asos design swimming costume about 29 quid and it's got a built-in bra oh yeah yeah and it did bits for me so went shopping also absolutely fuming you know that leopard print roberto cavalli thing that is it a jumpsuit well i bought that for ibiza i forgot that i had it and now i can't wear it because it looks like i'm copying i'm gonna put it in the wardrobe for a few years yeah like i probably wasn't the right shape to wear that who knows um anyway yeah i just did like an asos order got loads of stuff by the way the wonder doll stuff

i don't buy enough of that lauren lauren all the time have a look and he's lovely i always forget the wonder star doll quality stuff really wow also that emma milton's range yes our friend emma who i adore oh my god that rainbow just beautiful yeah it's all sold out yeah it will be um but yeah the wonder doll stuff's really good and then that janelle the one that sam did the collab with yeah the bikinis are very me there's some lovely stuff the kids range is so cute i've not seen the kids range yet ah is that that right okay it's all so cute um where else do i get bits from um rumpus in wilmslow i love it in there because you can go in and try it on and then yeah i just went and partied you just we had a conversation before you went didn't we because at first i was

like oh god not sure this is a good idea but simply because i didn't want you to get there and then be like oh no i was fine but then she was like no i'm all right and i was like right well enjoy yourself but we spoke about like the body confidence side of things and and i said to you didn't i you if you're gonna go you have a word with yourself now yeah that yes i'm not how i normally would want to look but i'm accepting that and we're not talking about that again and I'm going to enjoy it. And you were like, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. Literally.

And I think very confident to do that. I mean, we're talking as if you're like a wooly mammoth. You weren't, but at the same time, you were still, you just had a baby and you didn't look how you might choose to be if you were going to Ibiza. Exactly, but I must say in Ibiza, no one gives a fuck what anyone else looks like.

Or like guys, if you're going on holiday, do not stress yourself out to Ibiza. We worry too much. You end up wearing three things in your suitcase. You end up scraping your hair back. It was too hot anywhere to have your hair down. Your hair is not humid. Oh my God, no.

You have not got humid conditioning. So yeah, like don't worry about that. But yeah, we had so much fun. It looked really fun. It was so much fun. Megan is just the funniest. I FaceTimed you. So we found out that we'd got through,

which actually we've not spoken about, to the people's choice. Not people's choice, listeners choice. the british podcast awards no so this episode is going out on the 19th and it closes on the 28th right so what are we saying now while we're just talking about this we somehow got through the listeners choice for the british podcast awards so there's a listener's choice and basically the listeners vote we got through to the top fucking 20 in the uk which means you lot and we only we only asked you guys to vote the day before it ended you are you lot wow we literally

we were like shit uh right please will you vote for us and in that one day you got us in the top 20 so first of all we love you um secondly you can vote again if you've already voted that doesn't matter now that was the first round we're in the second and you can vote twice you can vote three times and it has to be spotify go on spotify you spotify if they go straight onto spotify without a link what's the crack then lucas do you know like say they go onto their app now where would it be or do they have to follow the link we we so you you can uh search british podcast awards there you go right and then you've got three votes use all three for us please because if we manage to get there with one day like listen we could win it and we give you a lot so just give

us something back so i found out that we'd got through to that alex messaged and was like guys start your weekend with something amazing so so i facetimed ashley and she was in a club yeah so you search british podcast search british podcast awards on your spotify search thing then it's the top bit the listener's choice right you scroll down and there we are yeah and then you oh your vote is ready there right so just under the footage yet no i have obviously oh look and then you can do three votes on here we need to do it how to do it right so please vote for us guys go on it there's a little thing says your votes here click it press nip tuck three times thank you if you don't vote for us if you listen right right we can't we can't threaten no no no no no

right guys what do you want lauren and i to do if we win the british podcast awards the listener's choice we will we you know what we're like we'll do anything severely unhinged yeah so do whatever we're not bothered comment let us know what you'd like us to do if we win i will do a lot a lot streaking do you remember streakers yeah but that's like illegal i think oh is it yeah we will do a lot we can't do illegal things publicly um but we will we will do comment what you want us to do and then if we win we'll pick we'll do something i'll tell you the person that pissed in my bed fantastic we could we would do a giveaway but that's bribery can't do that so just vote for us vote for us we want to win so we found out that we'd won facetimed ashley her

megan i think it's just you and megan facetiming me they're in some club is that where you were and i'm like ashley actually listen she's going and i'm like no no no listen and then megan's on and then one of them said get your tits out so i was like yeah okay so i did and she's just like no you don't have to ask me twice to get them out i'm always getting them out and then they were like yeah and i was like i need them and they were like gotta go bye and i was like so i texted saying listen and she was like oh god what and i was like we have been we're in the top 20 she was like yay so that's how that came about so abitha was amazing how did you feel when you got back i i had second hand like it's i had second hand wow like i thought that birds were talking to me

like it was um how long did it take to come around from that situation seven to ten working days yeah yeah this is the problem i've been invited have i told you yeah the girls have asked me to go to abitha i think you should go i'm not going so one of my friends who i used to when i was like a single party girl um we've all settled down a lot now but they're going to abitha it'll be in like 10 days actually she told me a couple of weeks ago she was like we're going to abitha it's not going to be clubs we're not doing that we're going to do like boat days well you need a table to go to a club i'm not going yeah so we're probably probably not going she was like we're gonna do a boat day we're gonna do like rosé wine chill like really still messy but not like clubs

because i'm not really into that i don't think anyway she was like why don't you come and straight away i was like no no and she was like but why and i told james and james was like but why you can get it off work i can have the kids why is it a no and i thought about it nearly when and i just don't you know when you just know the recovery process you have to factor that into the exactly do you know what i mean it's not just like oh it's two weeks yeah it's the going and then it's the pre-going oh i need to tell you the outfits the spray tan so i'm not gonna go next year is gonna be my year to be like we're gonna be again this year i am still in my postpartum we'll go at the beginning of the season yeah well it's james's 40th next year so

yeah um right right tell me about beckham she says she's got something to tell me about beckham and we know that i do have a crush on beckham i think everyone does so we've waited loads of stuff we've waited on guys so one night we all were a bit tired it happens yeah i think it was like night three and we were all a bit tired we'd been on the boat and this is where you make the mistake by the way guys go from like you know that tiktok where it's like beach bar another bar yeah you like you have to do that otherwise as soon as you're back in the hotel room you're not getting down for a minute like you're not getting me out yeah so i'm in bed i think louisa was in bed as well um megan was up and about anyway megan and jerry come in the room bottle of champagne

guys guys the boys are in zuma with david beckham so the boys have gone to zuma for drinks right and we were pissing ourselves because when Jordan was pissed because David Beckham was in a yacht in Ibiza he dm'd him like you out tonight no he didn't no he didn't did he respond yeah well of course he did like you out that is like a message no no we were crying it was so embarrassing tonight lad and the eyes and we were all in tears so funny oh my god anyway yeah he replied and he was something like you know i'm just on my yacht yes i'm just with my family on my yacht um anyway so megan was like the boys are in zoomer with david beckham i would so they were like ashley we've got one chance i agree you know she was like you know victoria might be coming as well

Like, we all, everyone needs to go. Like, we all need to get out of bed. We have to do this. We're all there throwing our makeup on. We get there. We've not gone. They AI'd a picture of David. No!

See, I sent you the picture! I thought that was real. Same! When we got there, they were like, you slag, see? So you run down Old Face and they were like, Yeah! And they were like, this is the most makeup

you've all won all trip you've got your boobs out you were like a rat up a drain but that's a very

funny joke that though so you wouldn't go out for them but oh no I would have stayed in bed

and so that's hilarious that's very very I can imagine you feel that oh Megan was in on it

and she was pissing herself oh was she in on it oh my god it was so I love that so funny so yeah

so when you posted about abitha you got a couple of yeah passagas did you just ignore them there's a couple of loads you sent a couple like yeah like people were like oh my god how did you do this three weeks after maybe they were being yeah yeah maybe um i got comments like in person off a lot of people what did they say just like ah just like had major surgery you shouldn't be to be fair ashley you told me off for having sex it's too early than six weeks after a section and you went to a beaver and i definitely had sex and you definitely had sex so yeah but we are allowed to do what we want i'm me yeah and you can do what you want i'm different and i feel like you listen i don't give a fuck that much guys that's the best i could not get the answer flying

fuck that's the best answer i just don't care i don't care so what we do now is my friend sent me this and i told you didn't i so like this one person before i went to ibiza was like i i personally couldn't leave the baby and you know i don't think you should be going right so then you say so my point to that is fine if that's your feelings but unless you unless you were asked would you leave your baby and they're like no person i wouldn't like don't give out unless you've been asked for if you'd have said to me would you go back don't think yeah you wouldn't i wouldn't and we know that but what i mean we can have those yes and unsolicited advice is the worst if you just said what should i do fair but if they just come out with like

for example like when um i said like the baby's name and someone would like laugh and be like really then do you know what the best thing to do is yeah sorry what did you say so let's let's give this an example let's let's do a role play so you are okay right here oh my god have you actually called that baby sweetheart sorry what did you say oh i've now got a second to think about what i said and i know it's inappropriate yeah you're putting it back on them to be like or it's could you just repeat that and it do you think it gives them a minute to think i shouldn't have said that yeah and then you make them feel stupid that's right that's a really good one it's really good one so there you go right so now we've done all

that fucking boring baby chat we've done it you know what i'm like and honestly i couldn't give a fuck about your opinion just don't comment it under my picture love that you might get me at the wrong moment you might be right you might rile her yeah do you know what like i was gonna say this at the beginning but we got stuck straight into it guys can everyone give lauren a round of applause and lucas and alex they have held the fort down like you have been absolutely sensational i actually really enjoyed listening to the podcast every week on not being part of it like do you know what i mean i was like excited every week you should join patreon you've done i carry patreon you do um you you're lauren in accounts though so yeah i listen i know i do reply i just i i don't

i reply to loads of people yeah i always reply but i don't give yeah yeah yeah yeah because i'm giving listen it wasn't past like it's fine it all works it's fine i'll smack your bottom another the day but you've been so busy what have you been up to really quick recap i actually have been really busy i've been doing like solo shit which so what i did one of the things i've not spoken about yet um and a few people were asking me like what was that so i ended up i don't really know how this happened but i mean i guess it's my job i ended up going to a studio and there's um a fragrance brand it's like a dupe fragrance brand but it's like quite a big well-known what's called noted aroma they're not called dupe inspired fragrances and i got booked to go there and i

didn't really know what i was getting booked for but i was like work yes money yeah let's go and do this and i didn't really know what i was signing up for and i just you know what i'm like i don't think about it so i'm on the way there and then as i'm on the way there i thought i don't know what i'm doing the night before i got sent this script and i was like script i don't i don't know what script like i just talk it was a huge script and i was just thinking and then it said something about a teleprompter i've never used a teleprompter it's easy it was easy it was easy but i didn't know that and i thought what the what have i signed myself up for lauren and then some of the stuff i had to do was comment on sports i know nothing about sports and i was just thinking what

have i signed myself up why do they do men's as well so basically the whole point was that me and casey from love island were news anchors and there was another gorgeous um actress and model beautiful girl nicole i think she called that was there and we were news anchors you know like an american news anchor where you're like at the the desk today and their concept like we did for tatty lashes yes and their concept was like about um sporting history i don't know who any of the sports people were because i don't follow sport anyway i got there and i have to say i thought shit i wish ashley was here i bet you smashed it i thought i've bitten off a bit more than i can chew here and i was nervous i don't very really get nervous makeup by latty did my makeup you

said it was incredible very mate i really liked her um and she was like girl you're gonna smash it oh she's so she's really looked after me she was like i think casey's a bit nervous as well she was like so don't worry she was so nice she was like listen if you're struggling i'm gonna stand behind it she was like i will help you with you she was fucking lovely i'll help you with your words what a girl um yeah she was a real girl's girl she was a nip tuck fan but actually it was fine casey from love island was absolutely lovely i thought he was gonna be a bit more layered and a bit more like in your face cockney guy he wasn't he was very reserved actually he was really nice we really got on he was a laugh and i am good at a teleprompter because i've always been very good

at reading fast at school so i thought that that served me well um and she came over when she did my top up and she was like i've been listening in they're very happy oh you've got it so yeah when's it out it's already out and i didn't know lauren can you send it me i want to go and look at it it's tiktoks so i've sent it you all actually because i've sent you the what do you call it the because we're gonna do like a show reel of my presenting stuff yeah because i want to do more of that um thank you so yeah it went really well and you spoke at the other thing oh yeah with our old bosses guys let me just we haven't got that long so i'm gonna be really quick let me just fucking tell you about this so it came through one of our she amazing guys

one of our yeah you're great thanks one of our friends fabian um is part of the oh i'm gonna get this wrong lucas the royal television society and it's i'm not going to go into detail but anyway basically i was on a panel um discussing podcasts and the northwest and um how to grow them blah blah there was like an audience it was like an internal your expert yeah what how madame how um any and tell you who was there and was lovely colson and jack p shepherd they have a podcast they were lovely you know i used to be huge coronation street they they were sound and i was sat next to them so the only issue we did have can i talk about that first question without a lot of detail do you think lucas yeah why not yeah so so we spoke about it one of the things

that we were talking about is how how social media and videos really really helps um podcasts and i was talking and i was like one of the things lucas will do clips is look through he'll look at things that are maybe a little bit clickbait a little bit that people are going to comment on that some people don't actually realize you know that they can listen to the full podcast yeah they think it's just clips do you know that people do do that people just do clips but i was explaining how important it was and the guys next to me were agreeing that's what they do with their show and i was like so we will look at something that people are perhaps going to get a bit arsy over i was like so for example men you get the men on football they're going to comment it boosts your

engagement people find you yeah just call me bonnie blue yeah like all fine and then i then they went to the audience and listen it i wasn't nervous really but you know it's a daunting thing we're all on this stage then they went to questions in the audience and the all the other questions who were the audience was it to take industry industry people it was industry people and they go to this lady who says i've got a question for lauren now let me just tell you all the other questions were things like were things like what's the best thumbnail for a youtube they were all really light really like they wanted to learn yeah they were light lovely fun questions this girl starts a question that i'll be honest i don't remember because i didn't understand half

of the words she used she was basically insinuating that by me picking clips that are a little bit like rage but he caused an argument i does do i think that i am part of the problem in the world in the world absolutely um where we we're already in conflict in so much for the world isn't so much conflict could i be a bit political a little bit and could i be potentially causing by bridge baiting could i get me and i was just like and i looked up and i could see these two just like i think the exact words she used were are you causing a political divide i don't i don't know what that means so next to me was i just talked about cocks and next to me i know next to me was colson and i literally felt the air go

so i i just was like anyway i answered it fine the answer was a prosecco i'd add a apparel no i'd add a hugo hugo and my answer was of course we don't put clips on there for people to argue we put it for debate we're up for debate this is our podcast we're talking about what we want so i answered it fine and then literally i should have said it back could you repeat that so i answered it fine and then as we stand up because we finished then i stand up colson goes fuck you and i was like thanks for the help there guys he's like i'm getting involved in that but yeah so that was difficult but all fine we enjoyed it we had a good time didn't we guys we just gave you a little nod at the end and then literally so then i looked and then as i'd done it the other

guys were answering questions like how many views have you had like really chill i looked up and lucas gave me the thumbs up he was like you're good you're all right and yeah so it was fine i handled it um and that's it really i've been doing worky bits and poos and i've enjoyed it cool yeah it would have been nice for you to have been there but oh the funniest thing is two of our old production people were there so we've obviously as you know we've bounced a bit with our production as you do with the podcast and when i read the list of who was speaking on there both of the ceos are they i don't know the exact of our both of our old companies that we'd left were on there and i literally was like you might as well have got my ex-husband on here because

this is like having my fucking exes but they were lovely like there was no bad blood and it was fine um but yeah we enjoyed it right guys we're gonna go into the break we've got more to talk about for example celebrities using vintage and a few other bits and bobs also i've been for a surgery consultation but i think i want to talk about that on the boat i don't know if i'm ready i just think i'll do it on the bonus for now for now because i've not decided but yeah we've got a lot to talk about let's go into a little break we are back from their break and we've got chip to talk about lauren celebrities selling clothes for profit we've all got to make money yeah right i'll i'll do both sides of the argument okay

so this week one of my friends has been in the press um rebecca foden yeah phil foden's wife girlfriend girlfriend lovely girl lovely girl very pretty very pretty very lovely very normal right that's how we'd explain her okay she has been absolutely slated for selling some clothes with the tags on on vinted okay because supposedly is there a is there a income or a job title bracket where you can't use vinted if your income is x or if your job is x because i've not seen that you're not allowed to use um vinted if you've got money okay so when you sign up does it check how much money you make i honestly don't think that a man would be put in the press for doing something like that because what it's for as usual it's a thinly veiled dig

to bring someone down and you know where i think it could come from one of the things that the press are always actually really nice about them too far is that they are normal yeah they are from normal backgrounds they are they've been together for a long time they're from a normal you know i don't know exactly but like a normal working class whatever background and what that is to do in my opinion is it's to sort of secretly pull her down a little bit on the fact that deep down she's selling clothes on vinted it's to kind of pull her down that's what i think other celebrities have been ridiculed for that as well and do you know what actually i've had messages before for it saying um does your vintage money go to charity now there's elements of it that i

understand yeah to a degree yeah and i think if you have so i think what a couple of influencers that i follow they if they're gifted things that aren't the right color for them aren't the right whatever they will often sell them and then that money will go to charity or pr boxes and stuff there's a bit of a thing around that do you know what i must say i do agree with that and in a lot of brand contracts as well like you can't because that PR box wasn't for someone else it was for you and I understand yeah but I think I have seen celebrities like we give a lot of our stuff away to friends and family I would do I give it away like people will come to my house like yours and they'll be like oh my god I really need a whatever and I'll be like wait a minute yeah I've not got

that skin type but I've been sent a skin type for that let me find it yeah that's how I tend to do it but I think that's with gifted products and stuff like that my friends that do makeup as well if i get sent shades that i wouldn't use on me i give them for their kit that makes sense but i think selling items of your clothing that have the tags on why is that no i don't understand and also another thing to think about how do people become wealthy well they do various different things but a lot of the time they're really well business-minded so should should somebody be so cocky as to think i'm loaded i don't need to sell that on no no you should never be like that you you should always be protecting yourself me and amy bruce were talking about like selling stuff

on vinted the other day and honestly i i really enjoy it for my mental health yeah like putting like i know this sounds really strange but like i put um a podcast on kids are in bed i get all of my closet all my bits out get a nice little cup of tea or a glass of wine podcast on and i take pictures of all the stuff and i upload it and when it sells i'm like ka-ching yeah it's fun and then you go and drop it all off and you think i've made x amount and then i rebuy everything and then i use that balance to then rebuy stuff and i don't feel it as much now there is another similar thing that gets absolutely ridiculed kardashian closet obviously all spelt with a k it's a website you shop and you can select from each kardashian so like chris kim kendall chloe

that's quite cool kids you can shop all of their stuff some of it is used oh wow it has not been used i really like what that blue t-shirt what's that go down down left yeah what's that balenciaga top 450 dollars chloe's old t-shirt um like some christian labutan sandals so they sell their stuff i assume they've got people running it obviously yeah and they do not donate how much is that that dress that's like really got up up yeah how much is that 17 grand oh right so did she wear it it's ran when we googled it it's run by family so here's another thought on this how it says that it's that doesn't go to charity they keep the money but again i'm it said someone that her auntie runs it and yes what if they're using it to pay their auntie yeah wage like they've said

listen we have all this stuff we don't have time for it we don't want you to work because you don't have to run this for us using your job that is what that is your job and also i just think i kind of get it that you get to a point where it's like you're so so rich but how do we know is it up to us to choose how people put their money and spend their money and make their money not really if it's legal do you know and how do we not know that yeah that money goes to them how do we i don't know how much kim kardashian gives to charity a month do you i've donated you can't choose where it who what where that money goes i've donated three things this i've done two this month yeah and i i'm not i don't talk about and stuff like that but also another thing that

it's just hard because you're like you want to give everywhere you can but you're being pulled in all these directions and and obviously you know people look at certain things like i don't know you sell a top on vinted whatever then you think oh well you've got this that the other like you have to pay agency fees on things you have to pay tax on things you have to pay staff yeah but at the same time though that's no one's business no like you it's no one's business what people use their money for and to be like oh that that that closet should go to charity yeah you don't know what they give to charity and it's not for you to say so just shush i do agree that it will be distasteful to sell something that you were gifted yeah i agree unless it went to charity yeah i do

agree with that yeah so that's our thoughts on that what are your thoughts on it girls yeah tell us i there might be different thoughts from my foot have you ever had a really itchy sole of your foot whether it doesn't that mean you're gonna get money get on vinted and also why aren't vinted sponsoring us like actual serious because we love that we alex clip that up send it to vinted because no we're being honest he's already done i'm sorry but we love i get all the kids trainers on there and i get a buzz when i bought all of the kids crocs on there this year and they were all brand new i love it i absolutely love it right okay so just quickly yes according to old folklore and superstition an itchy foot can be interpreted as a sign that money or good fortune is coming

your way i hope so so i saw this tiktok of a girl saying that she was refused entry into manchester airport lounge because she had rollers in just the lounge or the whole airport so interest listen hair rollers or pin curls not just rollers your pin curls too must be covered with a headscarf what these requirements are all in keeping with the smart casual dress code in the escape lounge and are clearly stipulated in terms and conditions we reserve right to refuse entry without a refund to anyone that we deem to be unsuitable so they have in the lounge you can't wear rollers or pin curls unless you have a headscarf over it and then you can do you know what i'd do to piss them off just take my top off and put it around the head it's not headscarf though they could get

you on the technicality of that and then you'd have no top on so you'd be well then i'd say my rollers don't identify as rollers yes yeah the thing is right i think what's offensive do you find rollers offensive no obviously not do you want me to be totally honest and say something that's actually gonna sat that you're all gonna hate because i need to take my this isn't like a a girl's girl thing to say i hate people getting about in rollers in the in public i none of my business but i'm just saying i feel like when i've got my rollers in i look it's a very manchester scouse thing to do right and i don't mind them but a full head where you look like you know when when grandmas used to get a perm you were i know i just feel like i

imagine like you've gone to the hotel you're nipping out to get a lip gloss and you've still got your rollers i get why i get it and i get you know when we land we want the bounce you get stared at as well when you do that i will sometimes have one roller and i one roller at the front i can deal with but a full head of rollers i myself look so like i look so ugly as well with rollers because it pulls all your hair off your face and there's no hiding um i wouldn't i wouldn't i couldn't i wouldn't oh have i made you take your rollers out i couldn't i wouldn't um even on a like i would no sorry i just think it looks weird and i can't stop staring at people with them in guys what's your opinion on everyone's gonna be like lauren shut the fuck up we're like and we do

what you want but personally yeah when i see some withdrawals i just think what other things do we get about in that people really dislike i think outfits like this some people really dislike is not a fan not that he would ever you know but pajamas men are just jealous because they can't wear their pajamas out i do sometimes i put these particular and because i've got no ass co-ords but like that thin kind of pajama cord because i've got no bottom as well they're not flattering for me but i continue to wear slippers out the house i have i do it on the school run i will go in the car in them i'll nip to my mum's in them i wouldn't go to tesco in my slippers i have by mistake before but that's not something i would i've been to saint

breeze local knoxford in my slippers with my pajamas under my mom soccer coat i think that's a bit sorry can i give you two of my really strong ex go on so number one for girls it's tracky bottoms but with the writing on the bum do you see that is iconic no to me and i'm sorry but men on holiday in co-ords yeah the linen co-ords like matching top and shorts like to me it's like what like just a navy blue t-shirt and short no that's it but you know like when they've got like the shirt and the shorts and like maybe they've got like patterns or like fucking pineapples on them and they're matching nah that's not the one when i had my nose done i just got about with my cast on as well i think now i would do that a while ago i would not so i'm gonna have

the cosmolan peel again in in october um which is guys where i've done i did it quite a few years ago where you have like a whole face of this brown paste and it has to stay on for eight hours so you do it in the morning you've got to get around i've done i've done a pod with it on actually and you've got to get around with almost like this peanut butter stuff in over your entire face for eight hours that it takes some fucking bollocks lauren imagine if i'd have got about with my head the big head you looked no but you look that bad that people couldn't say anything because they wouldn't even know it was me no no they wouldn't notice you that's yeah no they wouldn't notice you eye patches i'm all right with that we all get about at the airport now with our

i'm fine with that also the road i can't the cosmetic consult ones it's an absolute status symbol that when you wear them it's like having a big it's like having yeah it's like cool like yeah and everyone's like oh you're a cosmetic consultant yeah that's i don't mind and i like eye masks i'm all right with rollers i'll be honest a full head of them a couple at the front i can handle full head no well there we go pin curls pin curls give me the ick as well sorry now before we go there's a feature that we've been saying we want to bring back and we do want to bring it back wow so man of the week to recap on what that is we've got man of the week man of the week we have got a load of ladies listening we know a lot of you are single and it's hard to

find a good man so we just thought could we help by if somebody a woman has to put them forward so we know they're a decent guy and then what we'll do every week is we'll be like this is their insta handle here's a bit about them we could even put a picture i don't know yeah i think and the man has to consent to it um and then you can all go and follow him and if there's anyone that he thinks she's a bit of me you'll follow them back and that's the kind of plan so we did it with alex we kind of soft launched though didn't we really we've not let me do posted him the other day Ashley posted last night. How many sticker taps?

4,000 so far. So Alex lives in Cheshire. How would you describe your job role, Alex? Stressful? No, he needs to say what he does. I'd probably call myself like a commercial agent for podcast. Yes, that's a nice way of saying it. Yeah, commercial agent.

He is 25. Correct. His hobbies are travel. You like to travel. Yeah. you like he goes on holiday quite a lot girls he has he's from i'm gonna say it for you because i feel like you can't it's hard to pick yourself up he's from from what i can gather a lovely family a lovely background very gentlemanly yeah he's a lovely he's a lovely boy he's a boy because

i'm 36 i've never seen him get like really drunk is it because you're more drunk than him so you wouldn't notice normally he looks after us yeah he's he's he is chivalrous yeah um he's good looking he's very tanned he's got very nice legs yeah he's really nice he likes the gym um he has like a gold bracelet i don't know if you're wearing it but i just really like that yeah he's tanned he's and he's the kind of person that if i had a daughter um or if i was younger he doesn't what's your age range let's be honest alex come on what's the oldest what are your what's the oldest that's the oldest you will be willing to to go on a date i'm 25 27 you said yeah i think

that's fair yeah two years yeah men are so immature you can't it wouldn't work it wouldn't work he doesn't want kids or anything yeah he doesn't want somebody you know what like people get slagged off for saying i don't want someone with kids i literally used to say that i get it all the time i understand and as soon as i found out someone had a kid i was like bye-bye that's all right because let's not make this light of this i don't mean alex in general but if you get with someone with kids you're not you're taking on a totally different life that you might not have planned for so i think that's fair to say you don't want someone with kids yeah and it's like absolutely fair for a girl to be like i want someone with money as well if that's

what they want to do that's what you do and that's what you're looking for yeah like go are you looking for a woman with money you can't really say that out loud can you hello welcome to nip tuck pod no you want someone who has um a career potential and stuff yeah to have a lovely life together yeah that sounds right right you can't really turn around and be like show your bank account have you got like preferences no i wouldn't say i've got a massive type on like hair color or anything i think it's very picky that is oh that's nice oh he's lovely guys so we're gonna put alex's what is your alex hunt alex hunt zero one oh number one yeah okay and that's him let's see if anything moves over to whatsapp okay and if not his brother's really

fit so go look at that as well there we go while you're on there yeah he's single but he moves to australia on monday right maybe not we've got australian audience we've got some australian audience yeah can he be man of the week next week yeah yeah let's put him next week anyway girls send in your men of the week i think gay is also fine game please can you send men of the week on whatsapp and email yeah and can you title it man of the week because we get so many things coming through don't want to miss it and we need to make sure we've got the man's permission yeah so for screenshot of the gay straight like either like doesn't matter age if you've got an older one maybe for someone's mum we could find a man of the week listen there is somebody out there

lauren's mom's single there's somebody out there for everyone and we even a lesbian yeah yeah we'll listen we're open right now guys like we're inclusive yeah yeah right that's it we're going i'm sure you've missed us and we will bonus patreon and apple subs you can carry on listening or youtube or listen to us next week also just a really quick one please don't forget to vote for us on spotify go on spotify yeah please do and search the british podcast awards you will then be given three votes and there's 20 options in there tap tap tap three times on it and submit it because honestly it means the world to us it's amazing we've got this far anyway you can dm us on patreon we see it all we see every single message you get loads of extras and you're also being

given the opportunity to feature yourself in the chat on there because we often say this week on patreon we've all been talking about or did you see the girl on patreon that said you know super inclusive community everyone's welcome on there so yeah thank you guys bye darlings