Nip Tuck - Ashley's Big Secret Finally Revealed!

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

After months of secrecy, Ashley finally reveals her big secret! The Skechers scandal has also finally come to a close and Lauren's now being chased by a spa... promise we're not thieves...Lauren's had a bizarre "woo woo" experience with a pair of psychics and the girls share their top purchases of the week.Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Susie's via our Whatsapp or email [e-mail]

Because I feel like these little things change so much. Why? What's it doing? Oh, I heard it then. Ew. Well. Is this a good time to leave in? No, we're not ready yet. She's not ready yet.

We'll start speaking soon. You've hidden this from me. I've hidden this. I hid it. My mum came towards the end of it, and I literally was like, I'm going to have to go now! I put the phone down, hid my necklace,

because I thought if she sees me swing... Like the boy wanking on the in-between. Yes, yes. I literally went, right, mum's here, mum's here. I was like, hello, mum! She's like, what are you doing? I was like, nothing! And I had like a necklace shoved up my ass.

I feel really awful. You're making this weird. Right, do you want me to say it? You've made this weird as well. I have not. It is weird, isn't it? Do you want me to say it? Can you say it?

Yeah, I feel really embarrassed. You're not a teenager. I know. Why is it so weird? Come on. What have you got to tell us? Hello. Hiya

Welcome to Nip Tug Not giving a Wow that was so bad What have we got coming up today I have got something to tell you about my spa and this time it wasn't a shag in the pool it's something very different and

Ashley's got like I don't know how to lead on to this but I feel like this should have been at the beginning Ashley's got some really really big Leave the best till last Yeah, she's got some massive news. Wow. Yeah.

We'll come on to that. Let's get on to that. Right. Okay. Let's get in there. Now, as always, we will be releasing our main episode every Wednesday, plus our exclusive bonus on Patreon on Friday. However, now you can watch full video episodes. head over to our YouTube

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that takes you to all the different ways to get to us you can email us you can whatsapp us you can dm us whatever we want to hear from you we want your questions your dilemmas your product recommendations you can email us as well at hello at nip tuck pod dot com we've got to catch up what have we been up to uh i have had like the worst week like i am usually the most positive person by the way i had reiki yesterday and did it help you've been to see someone we need a very different yeah okay um yeah and it did and she said everything with you is fine which i totally agree with apart from your head oh that's a big that's quite a big part yeah ankle or leg on friday i lost my engagement ring my new one i always change my rings but this is my new one and

i lost it for two days and i was convinced it was gone wasn't it yeah she was you were messaging me like right i'm gonna have to get another one like this is it and i was like it's gonna turn up it will turn up when you do not expect it and i said one of the kids will have done something with yeah well they had so literally i leave it in the same place on my dressing room table every night because you know you know i'm into my skincare and i'm not a jewelry gal for that reason because i'm constantly putting motions and potions on and i remember seeing it on my dressing table and then it was gone gone so i couldn't find it for two days then i pulled off my drive to go to a kid's party on friday afternoon that's bad enough and someone smacked into my car which was very

stressful and then um i got home from that party the kids party and spent like the whole night like literally bit by bit my dressing room got pulled out like i was going through the washing machine like everything and then on saturday morning ed was like get out of this mood i will buy you a new ring yeah stop being a bitch yeah stop ruining my life i'll buy you a better one yeah i was being shut up a bitch and then walked in the kids bathroom looked in the bin and there was one thing in the bed and it was my ring that could have easily just been well no i said people go for your rubbish i said snowy did you been diving i said snowy did you put mommy's ring in the bed and she was like yeah yeah at least you admitted it we know she's a thief yeah she is a thief we

know she's a thief uh magpie um so then what else hang on a minute can i just ask that is so ridiculous really because of the stress ed should still buy you something like i know he's gonna get you a new ring he's just saved himself a fortune i know so it's only fair for a commiseration prize at this point honestly so then we um snowy had an a and e job oh god yeah james was really worried i'm not saying i wasn't but he was like extra worried about when it comes to kids he's yeah really um on saturday night so i didn't sleep so on sunday when it came to mother's day do you know what ed was actually amazing he just left me all day oh did he yeah and um my mum came around she took the kids to church she takes the kids to church every sunday god bless her god bless god

bless her she's going to heaven i've actually just booked a christening oh yeah yeah i like on a bank holiday love so well i'm coming anyway but you know i was looking at my diary the other day yeah don't bring all your kids well I'm not I've got them again on a bank holiday some witchcraft

witchery August bank holiday it's not that one I don't think I keep getting them all the time and I've got them at Easter as well

which that's a four day one oh it's a bender can you not get a nanny to like come and help you a bit like even with just like where like

she can come and tidy up the house while you're out housekeeper would be nicer yeah that's the housekeeper thing when you've got them

is so good because it's the other stuff like for example this morning like if i was going back home now it would be it would be trashed trashed there we go discombobulated yeah so my room discombobuled because i'm trying to get ready quick then kids breakfast shit discombobuled yeah by the way guys i'm i was gonna say this for the hack section but i'm gonna tell you now because it's on my mind Easter bonnet day is fast approaching and they really make

a thing out of that now home bargains what is Easter bonnet day they have to wear a bonnet and do a parade with a bonnet oh my god

I heard that gay people do that and it's like no absolutely not it's like a thing should we do an Easter bonnet pride one

where we get all of our favourite gays to make let's use this opportunity to make fun of Lucas why don't I hide some eggs so you guys can try and find them

you look oh god you look very much like an easter bonnet boy um oh i love doing crafts like that though doing crafts oh that's so weird i think because you're quite mummy i'm very mummy but not crafty i'm crafty i get i lose my temper when they don't do it right when it looks like shit i want to grab it off them so basically on amazon now there's these very good for your amazon storefront lauren take it on there 15 pounds yep and themed all come in a kit i'm right and actually got my phone out guys i'm writing this down lucas pop it up there the one that i bought if they've got i'm

gonna link it supposedly they do sell out quite quick right right and i bought teddy the dinosaur kit right i'm literally writing it right now so it comes it's 15 quid it's the hat the fake grass a couple of dinosaurs why why would they not be a dinosaur gun i had to buy a glue gun oh god that was only eight pounds though but then like saskia wants the flower one and like to go to like fucking no i agree and also it looks it looks great like let me show you yeah i'm gonna get them i'm gonna get them because easter we'll talk about that on another episode because we're not there yet but my god i spent a hundred pounds on timu yesterday um because again we've got them again at easter which listen i'm not but it just means that i i've got the whatever i'm not doing

the boozy lovely fun bank holiday good friday drink session i've got the kids did you see everyone was out on the sesh yesterday for um saint patrick's day as well so i've got that looks really fun for sex of store too much fun too much fun so it's called here it is it's oh it's gone up in price now they know look everyone's desperate that's really cute isn't that a great idea mine wouldn't look like that it his actually mine would look like a molehill so that's what it comes with all the bits i love that i think that's a really good idea do you want me to send you the link yes please i will post it as well for anyone else really really good has to do that type of shit i hate crafts i hate them because i can't i'm not good at it um so your mother's day back

to your mother's day so you just had a little moment i died in bed like are we allowed to say died well we've said it now probably not uh this is honestly stupid isn't it this is silly yes we can don't take that out lucas we know what you mean we've just used a couple of words and it's not and we've been like can we say it's got it's not me it's more i feel like recently it's got we need to come on to this subject yeah we will talk about this later it's more socials taking it down though not me it's not unalived yeah you're not allowed to say the word social yeah whatever um anyway so i just stayed in bed and i've started watching real housewives of cheshire from the first yeah you sent me a screenshot and i remember oh that would not be allowed on tv

anymore and it's fantastic tv great um like dawn ward shouting at housekeepers you wouldn't need to be sensing they're all absolutely miles off it yeah i love that though you should watch it again I love it and it's it's like Megali you're not coming to me

but I'll do you know what I this is a chance to say Tanya love Tanya love love love

Tanya is stunning you actually see like she's naturally gorgeous but I mean I hate it when people say naturally gorgeous

because I doesn't really matter how you are gorgeous just gorgeous just gorgeous there's one bit where Megali's trying on wedding dresses

for her vow renewal yours oh well we know what we think about it's the episode i'm on is the one where lauren gets the orchid tattoo on her back and her husband literally divorces her for it yes he says she does not give a fuck no she's a vibe actually she's such a vibe they all are and then they all are it just becomes too like those programs they get more budget and it becomes like more censored and more polished people that are on it now well one i don't watch it now but um exactly it's like polished it's more fun

at the beginning so basically Magali's trying on these wedding dresses and Lauren goes no you know like that's the face

she's like I can see the face with the squinty eyes no don't like it says no don't like it and she's like

why are you not like it and she's like your arms look bad they did a bit and I was like they did a bit that would not be

well at least she's been on it I would want you to tell me your arms look fat cover them up and then I'm Pika it's her 34th birthday

at the minute her 34th birthday oh okay and she's doing the masquerade party yeah and she is

basically naked naked she's with now I'm fascinated oh I love Pika Boo I like her

I'm obsessed with her I'm fascinated with her and she's with this billionaire is it and he's this tiny man tiny small man old

old very rich rich but no tiny tiny tiny older man like very old

and very small almost like you could pick him up and it's the it's I know I'm go listen

go you but I'm just fascinated she still has her clinic you know in Hayle yeah I like her I think it's a training academy

I think she's a good laugh I like her there's some of them that are a hoot that are a hoot a hoot do you also i don't know if you want to talk about mother's day present what you got what oh my bag no i'm saving that for push present so we don't need to talk okay um and then oh ed

bought me that sucky hair thing pardon yeah you know the one that curls your hair that sucks it up nope have you not seen it nope oh the girls on patreon said it's fucking sucks up your hair incredible right right let me google what it's called hair thing and it's please google sucky hair thing i think it's like 80 pounds and it sucks your hair knowing me i once got my hair stuck before a night out in um in a hair dryer you know the back of it and the diffuser i did that in the club once and it was all it was oh god swinging from it hair suck curl device anyway the girls on patreon were like this is so that's what it's called timo curl pro let me see i mean it looks and you do you know who told me hannah that i put it on patreon is this only good and

then hannah messaged me like it's so good you need it in your life right well said get the rose gold one that's it there sucky hair time oh so i'll feed back on that i've not had chance to use it yet but i'd got me that i've not really got much hair to sucky sucky but um well then yeah give it a go so you got that yeah um and then i got a day in bed which was worth more than anything in the world do you know what we i always i always think we did an episode once ages ago and you said what is your ideal day and i couldn't think of it and i couldn't and then every now and again i'll think i know what my ideal day is and it's someone doing my job list my to-do list for me while i lie in bed so things are still getting done so i still get like a buzz off the list being crossed off

but i'm in bed yeah that's my like i would i guess that's like having a housekeeper yeah your to-do list gets crossed off while you're in bed yeah so my update for this week what have i done mother's day james went to pay play paddle at 6 a.m because he thinks that if he goes at six and gets back then he doesn't destroy it's like i think by eight is he back no half eight nine like and he thinks he thinks because he goes at six like my all my friends husbands all go and do bit and we bitch about them while they're not there um and they think that because they're going at six like ed does that with no unless you're going at 2 a.m 60 i'm up at six that's no good to me i'm up with the baby it's all kicking off like i'm up then dealing with the

baby which i do every single day if you're gonna go and say oh well i go in the go at 2 a.m fine but no he goes at six so he did that and then he brought me back a match because what he does is brings me back a matcha thinking that i'll make it'll make everything okay um and then we went for a sunday roast with james's mom it looked really nice oh my god sorry it's expensive like it wasn't expensive but we but we took my mom his mom and dad and us two it was like 360 quid which listen it was a lovely meal it's a gorgeous that was cheshire it'd be it's not that it's just more like for one meal like what and it was anyone drinking we had a couple of hugo spritz that's it and i'm like for for the sake of mother's day we could have got them a 50 pound bunch of flowers

when did it turn into this but anyway we had a lovely time it's bad and then father's day same yeah he said he adds up doesn't it um i got my brows re-tattooed they look gorgeous i mean this they're starting to scab and touch now a little bit so i have had an absolute brow journey can you do some kind of content for everyone on this i feel like i'm in the middle of doing it this journey has been better than any facelift cap cut is working with me right now and i'm gonna do i'm gonna try and work out how you do a green screen you know where you talk and point you can do that on tiktok oh god don't i can't use that app um so anyway i had horrific black eyebrows um they were like old gray awful shape block i had them for years i got them done back

in the day with like a tattoo pen with like a tattoo pen like girls don't get tattoos oh i don't even but we all did well i did it a long time ago anyway i went through the laser process and it was probably one of the best things i think i've ever done to my face so i had them lasered i had three four sessions i can't remember and i got it done at shattered ink in whitefield she's amazing a little bit of redness no scabbing people panic about it it was fine and then i got them redone so i got them redone before the wedding and honestly it changed my face so much and i got it done about blow up is real two years ago nearly so i went for a top up basically and i went to huddersfield and james was like why are you driving to huddersfield for your eyebrows

i was like because it's on my face forever like it's an hour's drive so i get it done at bloom beauty in huddersfield they look amazing amy does it and she is fucking brilliant like so good so i have a powder brow which is because i haven't got i haven't got much eyebrow so it's kind of almost like you've powdered them in she is honestly i taught her lip blush about four years ago and her clients and models kept coming in and their eyebrows were amazing i kept saying who's done your brows she's like me i do brows so i said when it comes to it when it's the time for me to do mine you're doing them and she is so good so yeah check her out i'll tag her somewhere and i will do some content on it because i feel like these little things change so much why what's it

doing oh i heard it then ew well no she's not ready she's dreading this chat so she's avoiding it i think i need a proof um so i did that so on my eyebrows done i went oh god right so i've got a bit of a sketch of story i've still not rectified it shit i'm so sorry to the people that i've not i need to sort that out i'll do that today printed no although some fucker and she's probably listening scammed you no she bought my jeans i went to the effort of sending them off and then she didn't pick them up oh and then they come back to you so then they came back to me i was like what's this i've not my levi's i've got rid of them and then she got refunded so now i've got to relist it like happens all the time if they change their mind then it's fine i shouldn't be

yeah anyway whatever so you're annoying whoever you are um so no that was not what happened we went to crow wood spa um it's called the woodland spa it is sketches where does this come in you're gonna have to wait which was absolutely amazing gorgeous james booked me in for a spa day me and him lovely for your mother's day present very sweet we spent the day together he took the day off work the baby got looked after for the day great we had a lovely time and part of the spa package for lunch you got um a meal which was really nice like all good we had like sometimes at spas it's not where did i go where it was not awful awful sorry at that place is just and then if you wanted extra for a bread basket with two bread rolls was about do you remember

when we did the content day there and they told us it'd be free and then they charged us yeah and there was a poo in there was a poo in the toilet they can't do that right well they did and the room um actually the bridal suite is beautiful by the way and if they say they're not going to charge you they can't do that like whatever we had to we had to pay and listen i like the spa i think they do great offers but their lunch wasn't great so the lunch was included and i wasn't exactly sure what was and what wasn't included um and james being a man also didn't know so we went to pay because i thought maybe we need to pay for the drinks i don't know but you did get a free wine so we went up and i was like hi table whatever we're just going back to

the spa she was like yeah and i was just stood there with my card ready to pay she went no there's no extras you're all good and i was like you sure is that stunning i was like we've got to start is that not and she was like no you're all good because i've looked at your file so off we went then the signal is really bad in there it all so we had a great spas it usually is so we had a great relaxing day but then as usual you've still got kids so as soon as we finish we had to drive an hour to his mum's house to get the baby and then an hour and 10 minutes in the traffic home with the crying baby so it all became from really really gorgeous and calm it all of a sudden then went to right right where are we get in the car driving i was sat in traffic picking the baby

up baby needs his dinner baby's crying and it just was back to earth anyway james said the spark keeps fucking ringing me and i was like oh i haven't got time for this right now so then he answered it red flag to me straight away so then he answered it and he was like um but we were really busy so we answered it and the signal was really bad and they were saying basically you've not paid for your dinner you should have paid for the extras are fuming so he was like what x i don't know any they were like no you always 23 pounds oh fuck off wouldn't you just leave it you just leave it so we and it wasn't our error you didn't tag them on instagram i did i'd say well that costs six much they're getting a podcast shot so so i'll get you back so they

rang him and he was like i can't hear you the signal kept going because we were driving through something and then we're busy and then he rang they rang again so it's giving sketches so then he went right we owe them sorry we didn't realize sent email me a payment link i will pay it yeah yeah yeah fine then they rang again and again but we were literally getting the baby in the car i'd be i was getting really angry you know when you're stressed already we're trying to get the baby clipped in you've given them a solution so he answers uh no so then i answer the same person i don't know so then i answer this has gone on for a few hours where they keep ringing us we've said we'll pay you 20 odd quid whatever and then i answered this time and i was like oh hi are you

you're ringing again for 23 pounds when we've spent 300 and odd whatever on the day she's like yeah i'm sorry i was like i will pay i will not do a runner i've sent the emails we can't do it on a payment link we need you to pay right right now so i'm ferreting around and the baby's crying trying to find my cards realized i hadn't brought my cards because i only ever take my phone anywhere i was like look i'm gonna have to ring you when i get home i haven't got time for this so then i got home we rang them it was now seven o'clock rang them they didn't answer right and i have forgotten about it and they've not rang again so i am gonna ring and pay it i am gonna ring and pay it but i'm sorry i'm fucking busy like i've offered to send the link then i could but you

offered to pay the first time as well to pay the first time you made the mistake it's 23 I'm doing Lauren's track record. I'm surprised she's not blocked their number. Yeah, like it's 23 pounds. You are ringing me and hounding me. You also have my card. I also checked out. I gave you my wristband bag.

You should have said at that point, you've got some outstanding balance. Fine. So I do still owe them 23 quid and I'll actually better put that on my to-do list because I don't want to get barred. But I just thought. Yeah, I was going to say,

we're starting to get a bit of a reputation. I know, I will pay. I promise I will. But sorry, but my life is that fucking busy. 23 quid. Do you not think we should have left it? their mistake it was their mistake like if you think about the time they're chasing it for and ringing and anyway it's not very serene i will pay it and i do recommend the spa but

make sure you pay for your fucking thing speaking of sketches update yeah they emailed me back and said, can you just post them back to us? Really? So I had to post them back to them. But you want to keep them, don't you? I just posted them back. But would you not just say, for all the stress, leave it? For the sake of Twitter.

Oh, and then Sarah actually ended up going in the shop to get them back because the DHL receipt that they sent me didn't work. And she said when they went in, the staff were pissing themselves. Because they probably know. it's the admin I think I look like a massive pussy sending my housekeeper in

it's the admin though do you know what I mean like no one's got fucking time so do I ring up and pay this 23 quid or do I just I wouldn't chase them

it's not the 23 quid I don't care about that it's the fucking effort of getting my card out and pissing them out I've got enough to do yeah you do what do you think

do I ring them or do I not I do I was like this gorgeous thing was just weighing really heavy on me do you think

any of their friends were like listeners and told them about it and was like is this your store yeah they probably heard it through the podcast didn't they well i went to the trafford center and i did that real and i can't tell you how many people messaged me saying did you nip into sketches oh my god well i managed to get teddy the toy car ones for his birthday thank god god you you need to get tommy a pair of them i've just bought tommy two pairs of trainers

he can't even stand up oh could he not yeah only holding on to things he's not at a trainer level um why should he please don't do that snowy didn't walk till she was like please don't look at me like that can you not stand up oh shit 18 months um theo walked at one but i don't think he's ready saskia was like 10 months yeah oh well he can stand up yeah but he's a big boy he's heavy snowy was a big he's heavy i've got him two pairs of trainers actually which i should put on my list of shit i've bought this week because he james was like you've bought him you can't i was like Yeah, but they're so cute. You never will wear them.

Really? You'll get a picture with them and that's it. I think I've... Haven't I given you some trainers for him? No, you gave me a stunning... Oh, we don't like an extended stunning. We'll come on to that soon. You got me a stunning Moncler snow outfit.

Yes. But it won't fit him till this year. He was an 18. He was like two years old. That was kind. I'll take that. I've got a big photo shoot on Monday. Right.

It's my new product. No, it's been and gone. But you... We can still talk about it. It won't be out though. Right, sorry, go. And at that, we're doing an announcement

on Monday on Instagram. So that will have been and gone. Yes. Yeah. Right, I think it's time you've put this off for long enough. Yeah. I feel really awful.

You're making this weird. Right, do you want me to say it? You've made this weird as well. I have not. It is weird, isn't it? You do. Do you want me to say it? Can you say it?

Yeah. i feel really embarrassed you're not a teenager i know why it's so weird come on what have you got to tell us i'm pregnant ashley is pregnant ashley is really i'm sure you've all worked it out ashley is very noticed wow yeah um ashley's really pregnant now i don't want you all to feel like i've left you out of this okay so i'm gonna give you my explanation yeah i have and i'm sure all of you've guessed like what about that honestly i've not told you what i've not told you as someone said something to you and i've not told you now i've just said it because i thought it was you it wasn't it was me right sorry guys i did um oh lucas is now gonna get pissed off with

me no no come on oh you've replied to a troll go on i didn't reply to what this time so basically i posted a video and it was the brits and somebody commented on it saying is that a bump we see ashley with a pregnant thing they keep doing it like what no but on they posted it on the picture so i deleted the comment was it a real person yeah yeah they think it's like okay i don't go mad at me lucas no so i deleted the comment and sent them a barrage what did you say of messages oh lauren um i can't remember from which account from only my account not nip so it was my account so i hold myself sometimes she hides behind nip top um no i hold myself accountable i deleted the comment and then sent her several uh had you had a drink nope i was just really annoyed

you know when you go and another there's an excuse so i said like one then another then another then another um and basically i just said like where do you get off i was like what are you doing what are you doing i said this she was like well it's blazing obvious so i said i said what so she had a comeback yeah so then i just went in and then blocked because i thought i'm gonna go be here all night and all i said was there are two ways that this could go if it's blazing obvious but she hasn't told anybody then perhaps there's a reason she hasn't told her and that is private and she clearly doesn't want to so why would you think that you can out somebody and do you get a kick out of that then i said or the other option could be that she isn't pregnant at all and you

have just made yeah feel absolutely awful i said either way not good please never do that again please don't then i just kind of went on i'm going to unfollow you i'm going to block you please never get in touch never listen to the product and it kind of i was really no i was this is where we take away your permissions oh i was pissed off and i didn't tell you and then i've just forgot yeah so basically i'll talk more on the bonus a little bit weird about this i do i think it's because i've had like fertility issues i've had losses and i'm very into evil eye and and it went so far even though even though i share so much stuff there is certain things i am so fiercely protective of in my life yeah and my kids and my family and my health and my safety

and my mental well-being are really up there and I've got like quite good at it and I don't want anyone to feel like a way that, oh my God, like, you know, you're very pregnant and you've not told anyone. But, you know, I just didn't.

You just didn't. I have now though. She's come out now. So I can finally be myself around you all. And you can breathe out. So yeah. And you can move the cushion. I'm going to be a mum of four.

Cool. Cool! and I know what I'm having but I think we're going to do a general reveal yes we've got a very funny idea if Lucas will not next week the week after Lucas doesn't know what we're having

are you going to do what we've asked we'll see maybe if anyone's got any gender reveal ideas no I genuinely want you to do it Lucas what do you think it is I think it's going to be a boy my initial thoughts were also a boy a lot of silence i was sure it was a boy and maybe it

is maybe it isn't but i that was my like from the beginning that was my goal i mean let's we'll talk a little bit more on the bonus because i know you are protective of it and i know you feel a bit weird about it and i feel like on the bonus we do chill out a little bit more and we know that the people listening as a whole normally mean well and so there is a lot i want to ask you i want to ask you like was it planned um i know you're not going to say when you do which i didn't either and i totally appreciate that but we're going to talk i want to know like it was quite obvious like what was the plan like how did you feel why a little bit more detail about why did you tell anyone else like there's so many how are you going to manage with all these kids like

there's so many questions yeah and i think let's talk about in the bonus but we've without it's done now it's out do you feel better ah yeah like i can finally vlog like my full body do you think did you get a lot of messages of people guessing it pisses me off not that many to be fair like in q a there's loads of people like would you have any more kids would you think that was like a bit of a of course and then i did one real for a brand and someone put when's baby number four coming i just i'm really really annoys me that it really i think you just until a baby's head is coming out of someone's vagina you shouldn't ask when the baby's due no no it's just risky isn't it like and if they haven't the way i look at it is right why is it your right to know yeah like who are you

to me and why is it your right to try and make get a gold star because you've guessed yeah if that if you genuinely look at a video and think she's pregnant would you not think to yourself she hasn't announced it so even if i am 100 sure she's clearly pregnant she hasn't told anyone which means she doesn't want to so why would you then go i just think it's as a girl's we and this girl was just like uh well i thought you don't yeah social media really it really really bothered me yeah but whatever so you're pregnant we're going to talk about it more later and i'm out of breath all the time oh god i remember even at the like seven eight weeks yeah going up the stairs and being like the breathlessness i was on those

zombier tablets what's that to stop all the sickness yeah have i mooned once no no no i feel like those sickness tablets helped you so much and people are a bit about them they're the only ones that have been tested in pregnancy are they so i'm having the baby with the portland again um but doing it a bit differently this time i'll go into more detail like narrow the time on that I'll do a vlog and blah, blah, blah. Why don't you come to an appointment with me so you can see it? No, because then I'll want another one.

Not a good idea. Not a good idea. Me coming along to look at, ooh, then I'll get pregnant. Why don't we live stream it? Not a good idea. Can I watch the section? If you want.

No, can I? I don't know. I bet I'm not allowed. I would love to watch a C-section. how long does it take 10 minutes quick really quick i'm like one second right anyway so i'm going to portland again to be and i've got my midwife who i've had for the last three emily street she's incredible um and she i was like i feel like shit yeah emily and she went Ashley take these tablets and she gave me a private prescription and they worked in literally

24 hours you took them a few times didn't you they do make you fall asleep though ones I took I did take something because it was bad and I used to take two at night time I think um but I always feel like shit at the beginning because I'm on progesterone suppositories oh yeah because of my like fertility and history and la la la um which by the way girls if you've had like recurring miscarriages or if you know i don't know just look into it progesterone suppositories and katherine ryan always says take a baby aspirin every day that can really help this um my friend had i want to say two or three miscarriages um before i had fear around that time so quite a long time ago and it turned out that it was so simple and all she needed was to take an aspirin

it was something to do with the clotting so i was taking the baby aspirin that's fine um by the way guys we're not doctors no no we are absolutely not please don't proper medical advice but i was on progesterone suppositories so you have to put one up your arse every morning and one up your every evening just like breakfast oh you can put it in your fanny but it just comes straight out so i um yeah i put them up my bottom um and the progesterone makes you feel yeah so that on top of the pregnancy not a nice i don't know i don't even know yeah and it makes boobies really sore and so i had all of that but i powered on through because it was near like it was when you were friday and everything and i had to just literally yeah we'll talk about all

this on the videos because not a lot of people want to talk about pregnancy and find it boring but yeah um yeah so yeah so we're going to do a general reveal next week um we've got a really exciting guest coming on next week as well yes that is going to be a lot so we know that you loved it when we had when was the last time we met her i've not seen her since maya that that time since the picture since the picture yeah um and she's recently come back in the press for something and we just we've always toyed with the idea actually because she's an absolute hoot and i just very us she's very us and we had um johnny bravo and you all loved that insight and she kind of what's going on with johnny is he back with his girlfriend i don't know

he's dead to me no no unalived no he I don't know I don't think I even follow he was great

and that was that when they did the thing where they split up oh were they back together I don't know I don't know but great guy whatever

go and shag him and pay anyway right we're gonna have a little break remind me does he do men no

but he said he might consider it for like a bazillion pounds a bazillion pounds can I get that on the uh the uh right guys we're gonna have a little break and we're gonna be back in a minute

right i'm sat next to a dragon sorry um oh yeah lauren i've been begging her guys i have been begging her to tell me about her woo-woo experience she said by the way i've messaged that lady and she's not replied she will do you think she doesn't know how to work instagram and her daughter does it for her did you there's two of them i will right i did something you want to read the name out on instagram no you don't want other people knowing share on patreon yeah maybe on page i don't know why i just no i don't want to right so because i'm still a bit into your mind about it and i just i don't know come on right i did something really weird and very not you not you i'm not me are you going through something maybe yeah you must be because this

is not you right like you don't believe in like you're wearing your evil eye bracelets which you took the piss out of me for right so my lash lady has got a lot to answer for that girl she put me on to the bleph lady like she's got a lot to answer for and i know left lady's back with a vengeance oh yeah so we're chatting away as we always do and she was telling me about these i don't know if the word spiritual is right i don't think that's right but something like that and they're these two ladies and a lot of her clients and her friends have been to them and they do a reading and they listen i'm going to be a bit vague with this because i don't really understand it and i was i'm a bit i'm a bit slapdash in case you didn't work that out so

she was telling me that they did a reading i guess it's called with one of her friends and they said loads of stuff like her dead somebody came through and was suggesting this they were saying this is going to happen they told her something about her boyfriend that had um done something a little bit dodgy and they knew about it and they told her they were like listen this is where that is and she was like what no one else and then she said they also do things like protection and they'll do like i don't know if spells is the right energy clearing and they do all energy clearing and i have said a few times and we've not actually spoken about this yet but that i feel like these past however long i feel like i've had like a bit of a spell a spell

on like an energy i don't know i don't know which is why i got the evil eye bracelets because i just felt like somebody was like oh anyway so i also to be honest thought this would be great content i did part of me thought part of me did think this is doing for the plot yeah a part of me thought this will be really funny like so i said right give me the details i'm gonna fucking do it so i messaged them on instagram and i just messaged this one lady and she was like yeah we can do it and i was like how do you need my number she was like no we'll just facetime through instagram so one facetime or whatever it's called their instagram video call so one tuesday morning i'm there with the baby and i just connect and speak to these two ladies and all the way through

it i was almost looking down at myself thinking the fuck are you doing you weirdo i always moan that i've got no time right yeah yeah i was sat there for an hour swinging a necklace like a pendant to talk to my spirit guide and as i'm doing it i'm thinking you fucking lost it lauren you've lost it and you know you think like this is really funny like you know you're doing it but i was thinking wait till i tell this on the pod ash is gonna think i've lost the fucking plot so basically when was this like last week so we started speaking so you've hidden this from me i hid it my mum came towards the end of it and i literally was like i'm gonna have to go now and put the phone down hid my necklace because i thought if she sees me like the boy wanking

so it went on for an hour and a half and i you know what my memory is like i only remember bits of it but basically they were saying to me right so they they were pulling pages out of a harry potter book right because they said that what happens when they get a reading is they the people send them to a bookshop and the people i don't know the energy channels them and they pick books and they told what books how did they find each other i don't know and then how much was it 145 what a load of rubbish for both the appointments well it was one appointment with two ladies they were set but then you went in the person didn't you no no i've not been in person oh i thought you went in person so they said that these whatever comes through them tells them to get this

book and that as they're reading me one of them was drawing drawing something and then the other one was like looking through a book and like it was all very fast and they were talking to each other and they were like yeah i get that and she was like and then she was like right um they've talked me to this page um they've pointed me to this this means this i can't even explain it was just fast fast fast and then they're asking me questions and they were like look is there someone in your life that is potentially a bit of a negative energy there and i was like potentially yes um let's not go there but they were saying like um bad energy bad energy needs to be healed from this energy does that not scare you well they were like this person has got it in for you like

bad energy bad person crazy psycho which i already knew but they were just like and then they were like right we're going to cleanse it we're going to get rid of the bad energy off you like we're going to do this and then so there was all this going on right then they mentioned a name and it's someone that we potentially might do some work with i've told you off camera what it is and the name was a name that they were like this person you need to work with them it could go big and i was like yeah there is a person called that so there was little things when they spoke about james what were they doing with the book pulling funny pictures out of a harry potter book the the spirit has picked harry potter for me and then what were they doing

with the pages of the book like ripping them and showing me pictures i don't know so like one of the things they told me that i now i feel stupid but i can't believe adults do this i really do i i think her daughter listens so go on so they told me that i have a spirit like guide yeah everyone has one that is what an owl an owl that's a really good no no like a thing from harry potter called book beak and they were saying that book is mine so then the next thing i've got you've got harry potter character as your spirit guide so then i've got this necklace right and they're saying right we need to work out what your yes is and what your no is from the pendant so you can ask it questions so i'm holding it and one thing i will say and i am not woo woo but i was holding

that and it was going it was going and i wasn't moving my hand it could have been the wind okay but it was so they were working out what was yes and what was no and then i'm there going she was like right say to it book book book book show you know are you there so i'm going what i say it and they're going yeah you say it so i'm going looking around my living room really embarrassed i'm like book are you there and then it was like yeah and then they were like it was weird anyway she said to me where's tommy oh tommy's been a fucking pain in the ass rolling all over me eventually fell asleep because he was that bored um and then they said about tommy they said there's a white owl with him all the time and he's very special i don't know um they

said there's a man next to a tree and they said the house that you move into you need to find the tree and they're like you need to find the tree and with your pendant and find out which tree it is where the man is standing and he's there for you so there is a particular tree weirdly um chloe mediumship said something about there's someone in her garden near a tree that she goes to speak to so this is what they were saying to me and there is a tree right in that house that we were saying we could do with moving so that we could make a bigger driveway but it's one of those trees that you can never protected tree and james was like it's that tree it's that tree he's like are you gonna go around with a pendant to each tree i was like am i fuck i would so they said that did you

get any clarity from it not really they said um that my creative right one thing i did say to you that has happened the past like few days i felt really creative with work as in i've just had my head on it i've been doing reels i've just had my head on it like i know what i want lauren i know you want to do youtube but maybe let's start with tiktoks first i can't i've got a thing now where i can't you know when you get a thing about something you know when you have jobs to do you would be fantastic on tiktok you know when you have jobs to do and there's one job that's like an adhd thing where there's one job that you isn't even bad and you make a big deal out of it but about what i think it makes me feel weird i did one the other day and then deleted it why you just

didn't like i don't like it it makes me feel funny i've got like an aversion to the trolls on there yeah i just don't like it so um they are on youtube too yeah i just oh well yeah so i might do youtube all of a sudden i felt like oh really and i said to james oh my god i feel really creative weirdly the women said to me your creativity is blocked we're gonna open that up for you and i forgot they'd said that and then i said to james i feel quite creative i've done loads of work stuff i've been really on it yeah and i said i feel really creative and then i remembered she told me she was going to unblock my creativity amazing so i don't know so it was worth it i don't know i don't know they told me how are we going to stop this nasty person

um so they said that they would they put a protection around me and my family which look if it's bullshit it's bullshit but it made me feel good they were like we're going to put a protection around you this asked me all the kids names we're going to protect you and your kids um they said that this person which i know is a nut job anyway like you know a nut job but let's just say one to another one to another i know a nut job like i do i can tell a nut job a mile off i don't know but i'm gonna make james how i booked him in for a reading next week because i need someone else to do all this shit well if james thinks it's good because i need someone else to have a go at it to see whether do you not remember when the lady knew ed was

gonna get his watch robbed yeah to me is the like that for me was they did know a lot they did say a lot fuck no i want to hear it right guys award we bought this week and our hacks and dukes and recommendations but we spent our hard-earned money on so minoxidil in lash pots so it's all over tiktok on this you know minoxidil the hair growth thing for pattern hair loss basically people are putting it in lash pots and are putting it on their baby hair i used to put um do you remember when alagan had that latisse i used to put that on my hairline did it work well look at my hairline clearly not um so i thought that that was quite a good yeah i like that huel iced coffee obsessed with that it's got like high protein in it fit flops have you bought my car yeah right guys

you think that granny okay i'm pregnant and i was like looking into like ways of helping my back You have a bad back as well. Oh, yeah. The Fit Flop slippers are actually life-changing. I should have worn yours around the house. Why did I not? You should have tried them out, honestly, because my flooring in my house is really hard.

Yes. And as we're getting older, we should be really mindful. Do you know what's weird? When we went to the Trafford Centre the other day, Albie has cerebral palsy, so he does suffer a little bit with things like that. We got back and we both said our leg and back were hurting from how hard the floor is.

yeah but fitflop now i've got these shearling slippers i'll share a little link for them they're not they don't look like any um but then they support you so fitflop have a look the pink stuff have bought wipes out oh genius uh-huh pink so pink stuff like basically we all know the pink stuff the cleaning thing not the but no let's not let's not make reference drugs sorry so basically they but they bought out wipe versions and they're like textured wipes so you know when you've got something with like i don't know a little bit of glue a label like fantastic and supposedly it can help get scratches off cars don't trust me on that god i'd need a full huge wipe for marvis toothpaste it's my favorite toothpaste i'm obsessed with it i think it's

the smokers one the silver one because it's eye watering bernie almay eye makeup remover wipes almay a-l-m-a-y and basically they melt your eye makeup off straight away you guys know i'm a massive advocate of eye makeup remover and eye makeup remover wipes just means they're pre-soaked it's easy peasy lemon squeezy agree ebay i bought an andrew martin side table which should have been i think two thousand pounds for four hundred pounds i ordered it at 8am it was dropped off at my house by 12 o'clock that's brand new in the box when i move i'm gonna do loads of ebay and then i got an escholz coffee table from the british heart foundation how for 90 pounds you just found it when you went in and ed's gone to pick it up for me today wow um what a thrift what

a thrifty gal the colleen rooney primark range i've not personally gone in to see it but the girls on patreon are raving about it looks nice i've seen some instagram girls i've heard that the lounge wears really high quality great the olivia ratwood river island range so the red jacket in that everyone is asking me where my red windy jacket windy poo jacket is is our it sold out ages ago hence i've not tagged it what's the point it's gone but live has done one like that in the river island range le gar put one on from next i'll send you quite a lot of places do it the link so you can post it and it's like 38 pounds it's really nice sorry giving ysl uh the m&s flexi fit range honestly swear by the flexi fit range i'm wearing the flexi fit bras all the

time the flexi fit over the bump knickers um lovely range brilliant absolutely amazing uh the lisa renner book i don't need to say anymore she reads it out herself fucking hilarious fucking who's that she's an icon beauty pie featherlight spf 50 you would i do need a good a door keep it in my handbag and whack it on and finally the glow hub hand sanitizers i think they're about seven pounds you can get them on amazon and they're on a little keychain there's a lot of bugs going around at the minute it's very scary get one for on your kids bag get one for on your handbag they smell gorgeous they look nice the kids can personalize them with stickers just get them just encourage them to get into that habit yeah so glow hub hand sanitizer i haven't

ordered as much this week i have ordered two white shirts that i've yet to try oh i love a white shirt i've seen and it's been out of stock for ages the classic one is 70 70 pounds 70 80 pounds listen i have i have evolved as a woman um and i don't know maybe just that i've financially i can a little bit more i don't know but i would never really go for like a more you always used to say get more expensive and by state yeah yeah and i never made less high quality yeah whereas now it's a white shirt you're gonna have forever yeah the ralph lauren ones are really yeah they are nice whereas now i just feel a bit more like i'm trying to buy more quality i can tell i can tell now whereas i never used to so i've got two white shirts from cars i've not tried them on yet they've

not arrived yet and i also bought size did you get probably eight okay um and i also bought some black wide leg jeans from there that are like a high waist nice wide leg with a shirt tucked in and a belt i thought just classic a nice belt maybe yeah oh safety hk's got one um i also bought so there's a look i'm going to london on monday and what a day you know what i've got girls you know what i'm like with london it sends me i hate going i am going on a podcast on monday so i'm going to london for the day and i wanted like a nice outfit and something that i have mentioned is in is that bluey color so from asos i actually order everything from there i order this top they sent you a voucher yeah they sent me a voucher these pants are from there this tops from there

i actually get everything from there genuinely they have top shop on there anyway i've ordered like this white blue like thin pinstripe shirt some high-waisted brown trousers with like a thing and then i'm borrowing your chanel bag so i ordered that as well like chocolate brown and like a blue it's really lovely it's really really maybe those goggles sunglasses it's really in at the minute so i've ordered them i also ordered on amazon because it was in the spring sale the spray that callum recommended unique one unique yeah it's really good the 10 in one yeah and you can do it it's like a hair mask or you can he suggested it as a protection spray so i've ordered that and i ordered some beef tallow cream for the baby just pure beef tallow i mean i'm

going through it with him at the minute with his skin i don't want to put steroids on it i don't want to put shit on it did you get that oat bath no but we've made we're making an oat bath um because i was a bit concerned with him being a baby that there could be even the smallest of something else in it with it being for adults so i'm gonna get just oats in some tights that's okay um so i got him some beef tallow apparently for skin conditions it's just yeah absolutely incredible and then i also ordered a huge box of the applied nutrition this isn't a plug genuinely um protein crisps i can't stop can i try some well i bet them all but yeah when they come what flavor salt and vinegar salty puffs um they're not oily so they're not like all that

they've got protein and i just can't stop fucking eating and me and james what are the calories like on them they're not low they're not low so you would have it as like um a treat a treat but they're still a pro they're not bad for you if you will but yeah me and james just fucking go through them like so i've got a big box of them so that's what i ordered stunning so i spent my hard earned are you enjoying this segment guys i feel like people are i think i would love to hear what people have bought i find it interesting it used to be bargain bucket didn't it but then it gets hard to be like bargains every time sometimes it's nice to say what shit did i buy it's like the laundry stuff i went straight away and bought some how did you enjoy that combo smells great it

does and it's fresh and it's not bad for your skin have you tried it yet i also ordered some astrid and mew mew mew stack um and that's it it's in the selfridges isn't it yeah but you know what i had to do thea lost one of her earrings at school and i didn't have any studs because i need to put snowys back in so i've had to give her my astrid and new whatever they are studs that were like 100 pounds and she's at school with them now um cherish i got the girls um those screwing diamond earrings for christmas so for kids they've got a clear back but it's a screw she keeps losing the back this is what keeps happening so yeah you need to ask cherish the ones that i got right um what's her instagram cherish jewelry um and basically they're just

like a tiny little stud but the back you screw i need that because she keeps losing the back sasuke was the same and because they're real silver they don't irritate them either because they keep falling out and I'm scared they're gonna heal up they were expensive but like for everything

such a great present and they're not gonna you're not gonna take them such a great present so yeah there we go so that's what we've bought guys

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oh my god wait till you drop the pregnancy announcement Patreon's gonna go off wow my girl's on there get it first it's gonna be literally

like bam bam bam bam bam I know what it is they're gonna be like Ashley Ashley okay love you guys love you bye