Nip Tuck - Ashley's NEW Cosmetic Surgery

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

We have a BIG topic to discuss this week - Ashley has had some controversial surgery that we speak very openly about. We also answer all your questions about Cosmetic Surgery. If you want to know even more about Cosmetic Surgery - we will be discussing even further on our bonus episode this Friday. Ashley will also be sharing a blog and pictures over on Patreon too. www.patreon.com/niptuckpodMusic courtesy of BMG Production Music Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

guys hi and welcome to nip tuck not giving a hello hello hello it's been a while hasn't it literally we have not seen each other for like what two weeks three weeks two weeks it's been a while god knows two it's been a while and we try obviously we speak every day but we try and keep certain things set like we don't ask each other stuff until we get on the pods then we can talk about it with you guys as well don't we we've had two holidays haven't we hon from hell both not great no so tell me about disney don't get me fucking are you a disney adult no i read your blog on patreon yes and i must say christina how proud of you were like have sorry how proud of lauren were you reading that i'm a good blogger yeah yeah your venice one was really good i'm good

i'd like i just don't do it what did you get in english oh my god a star i'm very literate like i'm very literate and that's why when i used to do the blogs like i i just don't apply this is what they used to say at school lauren very clever doesn't apply herself that is literally what it is so i did a venice one and i did a paris one just like a little round upon it um but yeah disney okay so disney is not magical so shall i not go no right let me tell you what i think about disney i think that we are all programmed to think that we are not good parents unless we've taken our child to disney that's so true it's all fake as fuck and we're all told that you've got to take your child to disney so many people said to me well at least you've done it now which i get

because that's what i thought oh we've got to take him to disney because you're kind of told and i'm like i've never taken my you're not a good mum then no and we're programmed to that so you go to disney which is magical what's magical about standing in a queue 60 of your day how is that magical for children with children now they were really well behaved but i'm like the ride was four minutes long the queue was 45 we stood in a queue for 45 minutes again and again and again so we thought let's get a fast pass 600 euros did you get one no 600 for one day and you could only go each ride once so that part for me was not magical then they had the parade oh beautiful the parade which lasted 20 minutes if you want a good seat at the parade you need to arrive at the destination

an hour before and sit on a pavement waiting that is also to me no magic can you imagine me yes we know magical so then next thing you think i'm gonna i need a wee and you stand for 10 minutes having a cue actually for a week is it dirty as well i didn't um you know me i didn't notice anything like that but um so that i didn't think was magical there were elements that i'm sure could have been magical but it was that busy and that you think oh i'm hungry i'll go and get something to eat and you stand in a queue for 20 minutes with children and i just okay there's the character there's goofy oh my god goofy we stood in a queue for 20 minutes to cuddle now those moments of happiness would have probably added up to about two hours and the rest of it was standing in a queue

and i'm sorry but i just don't think that's magical and i think it costs so much money how much i think i reckon about five grand for two nights well you bought all the clothing i bought yeah because as well you feel then like you oh it's so i didn't spend a lot on that i got him from cheap places i got a lot from vinted yeah i got like second hand so fucking love vinted um so yeah i just i knew i didn't go for me i never went for me but i kind of felt really cheated for the kids but some people go on their own without kids yeah it's fucking weird i i just yeah i'm sorry do you know what my friend told me a baby my friend told me the other day that kids supposedly don't remember anything until they're four so me honestly i don't remember

very much other than pooing my pants once which i do remember i remember nothing from about seven so i've been to disneyland right and my mum was like do you remember when we took you and i was like no i remember a hot dog so i remember and she was like wow that was an awful trip and you remember a hot dog and i was like yeah that's it so look some people love it i didn't um i could have spent five grand i could have taken them to alton towers for the day bought the fast pass they could have gone on every bastard ride yeah and then we could have gone to all all inclusive turkey for a week and they could have gone on the slides and i still would have had change to buy them every piece of shit that they wanted and every milkshake so that's my thought on disney

they loved it disney must make so much money they enjoyed it and that's what we went for but i felt like we're cheating kids it's not magical it's not okay i won't go then i don't bother don't listen to you don't bother um so i went to and then tell us about your lovely holiday i went to new yorker for five nights and you know what like traveling with kids is horrific but not just kids two babies yes it's not it's not cool so our flight was at something like 20 past six so i was like to ed we need to leave ours at four because we're like 20 minutes away from the airport also don't forget you have to put them in the car seat you have to put the buggies down yeah everything takes 20 minutes yeah what if one's sick on itself then you've got to park get

them all out get them in the yeah yeah exactly so anyway and i kept saying in to him the week before because all he does is get on the plane and just arrives at the desk like he doesn't even know where we're going no yeah um so i my thing with him is at the airport he's in charge of the boarding passes right and the passports okay yeah that's a big job to give a dum-dum yeah like that's a big dum-dum but i know what i would have suggested that he was in charge of the snacks well now i know anyway the night before he's like we're absolutely not leaving the house at four like why do they make you feel like you're psycho like why are we getting we don't have to go for an hour why are you messing about now and then it still ends up oh i'm guaranteed they'll end

up having a shit yes just before you go just before you leave and they make you feel like you're mental yeah how could you even consider leaving an hour and what you couldn't have a pint maybe while you wait like anyway and there was stuff that i needed to buy at the airport like nappies i always buy my contact lens stuff there bits and bobs yeah all your bits anyway then i was like right okay fine we'll leave at quarter past four so we end up leaving at half past four because of course i'm like all week i've been saying to him you know where this is going now guys have you checked the passports have you checked the passports have you yes i've fucking check your passports okay fine we get to the airport he makes a joke like well we're 10 hours

early and then he makes another joke just ask you i've forgotten the passports and we're checking in you know like that terminal one the worst disgusting where you're putting your bags on and then yeah you're holding them as high as you can so you don't get the actual wave me and amy the kids are like stud we all do it you put your foot under it yeah yeah oh my god that's such a good idea that's what you do and if you check it in yourself you know that bit where you do it yourself you put it on and you still keep hold of it or you put your foot under it oh come come at me for all the well when you can't afford extra luggage you you absolutely have to do that so anyway obviously the cases were over me and avy like they're at the side with three kids and

the buggies because no one can get around us and it just out of the corner of my eye see ed he never moves fast no he was moving fast so i was like what and he went i can imagine the what anyway i forgot your passport and he went white and he was oh my god i just turned around to him and went give me some cash now oh my god i run out to the taxi rank i don't know where the fuck i'm going i don't move can i just say you don't either so i run out and then i get in this black cab and you know what i god was looking down on me the man was the loveliest man in the world and anyone else if they were in a cunty mood yeah they could have been like no or going slow to watch me stress like any of this man he was so lovely

like we're in the taxi and then i was like right just get back to knutsford he's going like really fast he's like you will you'll make the flight darling yeah and i was like okay okay and he made me feel so much better so i was just like blacking out i was having a panic attack like it was so bad and then i just like thought i'm not gonna check my phone because when you check your phone it's like yeah so then we get into my drive and i'm running and i'm like to end where could the passport be like because he always takes it to his office and stuff because to sign documents yeah send your life away god if i'm theresa judice i was gonna say you know what yeah that'll be me next um well we thought he was good at running these businesses but

no so we ran in the house went in the drawer of crap yeah everything usually is and it's there i go back into the taxi we bomb it back oh my god and this lovely lovely lovely taxi driver i wish i'd have got his name he literally pulled up to this entrance at terminal one i think it's called entrance four by the way if this happens to anyone and he went if you walk up those stairs you arrive at security oh really how good is that so i went up the stairs i was at security i was going people like move out of the way about 20 minutes um and you know what security they just carry on went through well i told them to yeah and then i got through and i turned around and they were behind me no yes so then i'm like come on they had their kids yeah unpacking they're repacking

and also one of my really good friends the other week went to turkey um and one of she didn't take all the buggies with it this is another trick that i always say even if they're age four or five sometimes even six take a yo-yo with you or a travel buggy about paris and i probably should you can put all your stuff yeah it's a big massive carrier bag on yeah and then when they're misbehaving you strap them in and run with you yeah and my friend missed her flight yeah because well not that lauren um because one of the little ones was like my legs hurt and she's when they say that my legs hurt your legs hurt yeah my legs hurt from carrying all of you the whole family so yeah and then we got there and it pissed it down the whole time oh that was so unlucky ashley the

whole time there is nothing honestly i don't think there is much well i'm sure there is but one of the really horrific things is when you go on holiday and it rains it is yeah it is devastating on another level and the hotel wasn't what i thought it was it was meant to be an incredible one yeah and then i was just like and it couldn't the hotel couldn't decide if it wanted to be like a premium all adults or a kid friendly yeah so then you've got two people they're getting a bit annoyed with each other because we're there having lunch with the kids and then there's an old couple like looking at us like thinking i've come here for some that's usually me but i don't know shade to them yeah we're just both in the wrong place yeah i just think that they should have had like

set dinner times and stuff like that and you said didn't you which i do want and i feel really bad because you know i love a travel and i absolutely love a holiday and you're always like no yeah and then i'm always actually it's amazing and then i felt like oh your experience was not good so no wonder you don't go on holiday and then like i came on my period on day two i bet that was nice it was so lovely um what did you actually do because seriously a rainy holiday is not good well i was only there for five days no but five that is not good i did work mainly and then i put the kids in kids club what did you do and me and amy sat thank god i had amy with me oh because we sat and drank cocktails and stuff five like so i put so much weight on i i really feel for you

there because there's nothing worse than a rainy holiday and the money you've spent and it's a waste i know exactly but don't like i think you i love a holiday wait till my wedding and you'll have a lovely time yeah because i'll be going without kids i'm not a holiday with kids it's not a fucking holiday and if you see a picture of any person on instagram fair enough if you've got one child absolutely fine i used to do it i took her everywhere with me no not to i think not to i think it depends on age so when we went last year we took four didn't yeah i mean don't get me wrong jesus it was stressful as in like there's a lot of getting up and getting ready however it wasn't really because the youngest is three and a half so it's the babies yeah it's the babies you

think oh baby i've never taken on holiday i feel awful and again it's the disney thing you won't remember you won't have a good time no you will leave disliking your child which nobody wants yeah you've wasted their routine because they're out of the routine every time i took fear on holiday she made me cry yeah she would make me physically in tears when she was two i cried to my mum and when i went she was probably three i went to turkey with the girls and we took the and i sat and they took me for a drink and i sobbed and said what have i done wrong i'm such a good mummy why is she so naughty and i cried into my cocktail and they were like you are a good mum and it was because she was bless us so out of a routine and then they eat shite like

they eat a donut for breakfast because you don't care i had gone it was hot it was sweaty so yeah oh also there was something really funny there was a parrot show one night i would love to know everyone all the little kids sat down at the front and i'm not joking he opened it up and the parrot flew into all the kids and all of us went and then the man like we were like do they give the parrots like cocaine or something to make them do these tricks no but like one of them was on roller skates like we were watching like videos of how they get the pattern and i think it is they give the parrots little bits of like drugs to make them like do this tricks you sent me a picture allegedly you sent us a picture in our podcast chat of saskia with said parrot and it hurt her

hand right can i just say you are a clean freak you are not a germ freak that is a dirty bird on your child i was like what she wanted to hold her i couldn't say no well and then when it got she was like this smiling and when it got off she went mommy it's my hand and it put like a hole in her hand never can i just say you will never see a pirate on my shoulder that's disgusting but they could talk and everything lauren is that allowed even now like it sounds like it was a horrible holiday yeah yeah it wasn't great anyway we've got some juicy stuff to talk about oh no really juicy like we've talked stuff about but there is something big i feel like we haven't spoken about this because we've not actually been able to because with surgery i used to film drawing

before drawing after everything on my instagram really open that's where my name comes from cosmetic consult because it started in covid didn't it lauren when i would recommend surgeons and you put all the before and afters all the awful pictures you documented everything the lot which at the time no one did no one did and actually is a really good thing because it was really honest but as fucking usual with social media you can't do right for wrong no so basically now the way that i do it is i will have something done because as well guys the evil eye is a thing so i will never tell anyone the date that i'm giving birth on the date i'm having surgery or anything like that because obviously i tell you yeah but i mean putting it out there for me a

little bit so i'm not saying it's a secret like don't go like trying to look for it but you know like when i've talked about the wedding day and my wedding holidays weddings the actual date and it was because you subconsciously must have been in my head don't yeah like like yeah so anyway so i never say like i i said vaguely didn't i i've got something coming up but what i do now is i go through it and see if i want to talk about it yeah because the other thing is after surgery there is a real true thing about blues you can get some depression and blues after surgery from the anesthetic and from the change in whatever you've made in the house yeah and pain and and not feeling yourself so like i said to you didn't i look get through all that first and let's see

yeah because if you've put the pressure on yourself to talk about it and you're feeling shit yeah it's not good and the thing was it was a very different operation to one we've done before yeah and and controversial you can't cover it up no can you um so with other things like boobs lipo that kind of stuff like i feel like even if it did go a little bit wrong you wouldn't be you could hide it yeah and i could come to work and stuff like that but with this i couldn't so um anyway the other thing that we spoke about on lala's podcast was the people that go to turkey to do the procedures yeah and how they'll do it like from the consultation the flight getting in the limo to go to the surgery and stuff like that and i just they don't know

if it's going to be all right yet but and people have already booked surgery by no shade on anyone because i used to do i just want to enlighten everyone as to why i've made the decision now to move over into patreon lauren and i now with the surgery stuff the deep surgery chat i think i think there's two reasons i think first of all it feels safer people that are on the patreon not you know i'm sure some people would love to be on but aren't but people that are on there you feel like they want they're on there because they are interested in us and they're interested in whereas on instagram you've got a lot of followers and we've got a lot of young followers as well a lot of impressionable young followers now if you start showing your surgery on there

yes a percentage of our of our following are really up for it there might also be a percent that are in a really shit place yeah that it could trigger and young girls that may think well that's what i need then and that's not what we're about so we thought if it's over there it is more um relatable and what's the word where you are oh my god this is going to really annoy me responsible it feels more responsible yeah and we we do we do talk about names of surgeons and stuff like that on there and i don't i don't have any qualms about doing that anymore because like lauren said it's a place whereby people know what they're getting there it's it's the nip tuck patreon mainly procedures treatments products if you like and also problems yeah

advice and disgusting confessions everyone's on the same wavelength on there um so yes so anyway anyway go on then i had a facelift ashley's had a facelift it wasn't just a facelift i had a full face and neck lift under eye fat transfer and a lip lift sounds a lot doesn't it it was a lot i think everyone guessed the lip lift yeah straight away yeah it's settled a bit more now i couldn't move it no and i think as well it's right in the center of your face yeah but i don't think anyone's guessed that the face no no because i wouldn't have had a clue no um i i literally wouldn't have thought of it but one thing first thing that everyone's gonna say a lot of people will say what the fuck you're 34 yeah why the fuck are you having a facelift at 34 answer me that

right okay so lauren knows i've wanted this for about three years now yes for three years i've been saying you don't need it but again yeah i get it now um and i had three kids very close together weight gain weight loss weight gain weight loss weight gain weight loss that has an effect on your face but not only that it has an effect on your face when you've got filler in there if you're a water retention person like me then water sticks to hyaluronic acid so your face looks like big from the minute i'm pregnant i've been having filler for years products that i might not have known maybe at the beginning yeah um and i've been having a few different radio frequency treatments which i personally think look amazing at the beginning but then sometimes i'm like

oh yeah this is a bit stretchier yeah i don't know i just think i'd messed with my face yes i really had for for a long time and then i started to feel like oh this is just only gonna go one way and it's pumping eventually into my face yeah so i tried doing the no filler for a bit and treatments and yet it looked amazing my skin was amazing but it was this area here the jowl so what she's pointing to now is that jowly area so it's around your jawline isn't it under your chin and i've always had that even from like my 20s it's just your face isn't it yeah exactly so i went for a consultation with someone who is very very famous and that was about three years ago and he said absolutely not i'm not doing it and then every year i would send him a picture of my

face please please please please please no no no no and then he got a picture off me and he went yeah i think you're ready now so i was like great let's get it booked in prices start from 60,000 pounds 60,000 pounds so i was like absolutely not 60,000 it's our fucking house no no no but when you get it all in so if i'd have had the lip the under eye that and stayed over and i think about 100 yeah but this person is the best yeah yeah and if you've got that it's all relative so someone that we know had theirs done by this person and she may have been considered young to have hers done by this person and looks amazing and looks amazing beautiful really natural doesn't she so i messaged her and i was like help babe it's now this much and she's like jesus because the three

years ago i think it was about 25 000 and like that i could stomach but not not that um because all my money that i've put away over the years is my surgery ready for you yeah so anyway she said there is this other guy and he is going to be the next big person yeah and yeah i went to see him and he was like i'm not sure wait until you've lost all your baby weight i had to book it really far ahead because he's so full and but i just put a deposit down on the date he only does one full shebanga day because it took him nine hours nearly yeah nine hours nearly so then you can start to understand the price a little bit more oh my god absolutely then the anaesthetist the hospital all the staff nine hours you can start to understand how much would you want for a day

why it's getting expensive to to change someone's face it's a big thing like yeah it starts to make more sense exactly so um i went to see him and then he was like do you know what yeah i think we can do it and then yeah we did it and i'm really happy with it it looks fucking incredible i'm only on week four and a half now it's amazing so it will settle a bit more but i don't feel like it needs to a bit swollen here and my lips still i can't move properly yeah um but yeah i'm really but i would say the lip lift has been more noticeable and required a little bit of getting used to yeah if you hadn't had the lip i don't think anyone no would have known anything you're just looking really well and really fresh i can't it didn't hurt you looked bad oh no i'm gonna post

these pictures on patreon because trigger warning and don't put all of them on there no i'm not gonna put the ones of me in the surgery i don't think you should put the straight afters on really i think that some haters will get hold i just don't think you should do that okay i'll let you decide on that i'm just looking after you um you looked horrific after and i thought what the fuck it was like so they put in this net on my you look like jackie stallone yeah i did it hey it's me jackie it was that it wasn't christina's not used to it either is she no i was away um and all of us and i forgot that you i didn't know what because i'd traveled and i didn't know what day you were having it and all of a sudden you sent these pictures and one of them frightening i was

not ready for and i was like because she sent us ones on the table yeah and i was like oh my god like yeah a mid face i think it's especially because i know you as well and it's not nice it's upsetting yeah it's not nice oh i didn't mind looking at any of them of me put her face back on really yeah that's my friend's cheek i think i would have liked a little bit of a warning i'm sorry trigger warning i mean i'm used to it but after the incisions were very stably looking and her face was so stretched and so swollen yeah you looked scary frightening yeah but it went down so fast so fast yeah i think we recorded like day 10 it went down so fast and i think if you're going to do something like that guys hide it was well follow what i did to

recover the way you recovered if i was going to do it i would yeah it's expensive because you have to warrant your massages with the right person obviously then you have to warrant in like i've got a dermalux at home i went on that i did a really high protein diet i did a liquid diet for three days afterwards so it wasn't moving my lip at all when i was eating i went on the hyperbaric oxygen chamber which if guys if you have any healing issues after a surgery please look into that yeah i make you heal 70 faster um and then i've been going on cryotherapy been having direct cryo to the area been putting exosomes and stem cells on the scars and it's worked which honestly it's recovered so well and i have to be honest like i at first like probably everyone was like

fuck off if you're not having a face this is ridiculous you've gone too far and then and there i am in disneyland do you think you'll do mine um but i have to say i quite want i'd like one i honestly like amazing well they showed a video of him pushing filler out of my face for like two hours that was quite scary it's scary can i ask a question so would you if you didn't have all fillers and stuff like that would you not have had i think i would have still had one i think that like some of the filler that i've had is good but i think some of it must have been like really like old school we started having filler at 19 yeah 34 18 i was it doesn't ever go anywhere really so you're just adding and moving

but as well that the skin boosters now have a hyaluronic base so it's all the same but when i went back to see him he said to me ashley if you'd have continued just doing treatment after treatment for even another three to five years i would never have been able to get your normal face shape back see that's scary isn't it and it's made me think so much more i love filler like yeah and i got don't get me wrong i will get filler i have a little bit in my chin like that's really it i i don't really like it anyway i just have my eye dissolved in i bought i need some more back in my lip yeah like that's yeah that's fine but it's when you keep going and keep going and keep going and especially as well like going to different places using different brands but then i saw

someone at the weekend who sells filler and they said it's all the exact same with a different it's like baby milk yeah all the same ingredients so i don't know what to believe and we are not experts on this i'm not saying kind of following our journey just kind of finding i went through a phase in my 20s where i was getting filler probably six seven times a year just for the crack yeah what can we put in next and it looked great because actually filler does look a lot better when you're younger with tight skin my face was angled to fuck stunning the problem is as you get older the skin loosens the filler moves and then you're like oh yeah bugger and it's the same i used to go on the sunbed and then i got older and thought oh bugger um but i've so i've been

toying now because now so james was really annoyed with me because he was like don't you fuck it this is ridiculous you've got a beautiful face blah blah don't now you never thought about a facelift before don't you start now and at the same time if i did it he'd be like fine do it yeah he was like just lauren please because i was booking in paris i was booking a facelift like he probably saw those pictures of me and thought um but he did say he said like he's like she looks fucking amazing um but i do have to say it is contagious and it the surgery thing and you do look at someone and you know just to put another side to it like i'm looking at ashley now and i'm like i don't look like that yeah but you shouldn't feel i'm just saying girls do feel like that and

you should and it is so let's be honest you do you look and you're like oh dear and you start pulling at your own face that's what i was just all i've been doing now every time i look in the they're at i'm lifting my jaw and i'm like ashley's looks nice so i'm just putting that real out there it is it is like you do look at someone and then think oh maybe and there are things that we've done that hadn't gone to plan so we're gonna ask answer some questions here okay can i ask a question about when you had it done and you kind of hinted at it yeah and people were guessing and this that the other like how did that make you feel no not really like i've spoken for ages about the fact that i wanted a facelift and my lips like i just put so much crap in them they were heavy

we went back and forth about that lip lift didn't we we did i should i should i should and i was saying i would say i'm glad you did but i was saying no because i was like look you're already going to change your face i am scared that you're going to freak out with a lip as well exactly the thing is though that we've got to remember blephs i did them years ago now everyone's doing them and i don't mean to say this like but i honestly believe that putting heavy eyelashes constantly on our eyes is weighing it down because it's not nature is it like yeah think how heavy your big eyelashes are and your extensions and stuff like that and then in your lip you're putting them and it's all relative like so yeah i um i think you could definitely notice on my first few videos

i did that i'd had something weird done because i could not move that was what it was yeah i think people mostly said lip yeah but people are gonna watch this listen comment yeah have their own opinions on it and a lot of people might say you know you didn't need it she's gone too far this i mean like what would you say back to them now because this is your chance to sort of say it because um i honestly like you know we got a nasty message off someone about my bum the other day yeah she actually messaged me as well something else and i remembered that profile picture from when she sent lauren the picture the message about the ball yeah and i just now like honestly i'm so happy that we've got our patreon gang and our listeners that totally get it and get us and like

on patreon everyone's been like you look amazing tell us what you've done and i know that i will get some trolls on instagram tiktok but that's fine they're not part of the group what there is to troll about because it's like no one's telling you to have a facelift yeah but that's what this is what the point is what we've just said as well is that that's why you don't talk about it on there but there's obviously going to be clips and stuff from this episode talking about cosmetic surgery so it is yeah the point is it's not you're not saying everyone else had to do it but I think everyone has such an opinion on anything that you do it's really annoying because it's like what we spoke about on the la la episode you can't be two things you can't be like a you know intelligent

woman business woman and have lip filler yeah who the fuck made that rule yeah you can't be a wellness influencer but smoke a fag at the weekend yeah like what like yeah you can't be it's like you're either a mummy influencer and in that case don't you dare go anywhere on your own without your child because you are a good mum exactly it's like why can't you be a really good mum that gets